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Hank looks around him.
Typical.
Hank pulls out some of his larger weapons. Although Hank isn't directly gaining power from the Fez, it seems that the improbability energy gets more aggressive the more the Fez's power radiates out, achieving the same effect.
Battle Technique: Improbable Lvl 10: Homicidal Universe
Hank unleashes another wave of improbability energy into Binary, Binary once again moves to intercept it. Binary notices right as its too late to block that there is something heading for him...
A blue whale.
The whale slams into Binary at high speed, and is then followed by a large boat from the other direction, a cadillac from behind, a copy of the Wright Brothers' plane, an anvil made up of smaller anvils, a large model of a small mountain, a small model of a large mountain, a very large radio playing remixes of Dr. Doofenshmirtz screaming "Curse you Perry the Platypus!!!!", a number of guns, gun of numbers, a statue of Ikea, a very confused alternate GLaDOS, an even more confused current Binary, a large collection of top hats, the Titanic, the Titanic again which crashes into the first causing them to both descend into Binary in a flaming ball of death), a different Titanic (which also crashes), a Russian missile silo (which does explode upon hitting Binary), and a red matter explosive that neatly cleans up the entire attack after Binary has taken as much damage as possible from everything else.
Hank looks down at his hands...
I... I have to admit I didn't expect that.
I think I'm going to stick with regular attacks for now.
Hank levels his ion cannon at a rather confused Binary.
OMINOUS HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
A massive laser erupts from the barrel, smashing into binary, then going out the other side, then rounding back around into Binary and punching out the side again, doing this several times until Binary looks like the center of a 2D atom sprite.

YAAARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I unleash Draw lvl 10 despite sounding like I am going to charge!

I then cause MOAR EXPLOSIONS in Binary's eyefacething.

I attack Binary with the Enderdragon Scythe immediately after, with skills akin to DEATH himself.

Preparation 33/50

The Brainmelter 5/7
Thorns of Oglogoth 4/11

I heal Flare with my mind. What? I have nothing else. Unless you wish for me to wrap his entire body in Honey Poultices, I have nothing. Actually, I do that as well.

Also, Generic, I don't think this is cause for concern. I really appreciate the help, but Twin was playing a joke on me, unless he is a liar. A rather amusing joke, at that.

At this point, I doubt I need to protect myself. Binary shall be slain by the end of this turn, and likely by Sunrise. Or perhaps an oracle to the face.

So, this is it. Act 3, finally over.

I launch what will probably be my final attack in this Act. As such, it is time to go all or nothing. I draw the Hazel Wand. Suddenly, several objects warp into existence. And, by several, I mean most of my arsenal. I immediately levitate my 113-Ball, still pulsating with an english aura, into the air, muttering multiple incantations regarding the manipulation of the folds of reality, and the infusion of every single weapon in my arsenal with creation majyyks. I promptly raise the Baroqueback Bowtier into the air, and strike the 113-Ball in a manner akin to a true advocate of table stickball/pool. The ball accelerates faster than the speed of sound, striking Binary with an unpleasant crunch that was not the billiard ball cracking. In a flash of violet light, the ball disappears, directly after bouncing off of Binary. I place the cue and the billiard ball back into my inventory. Next, I draw Quasar's Nightcrawler, as well as the Conclave Window Pane, reinforced with esoteric sorcery and blocked from external manipulation by any other than myself this time around. Firstly, I spin the scepter around in a circular motion, watching as the light is sucked in around it. Around Binary, a particularly sinister ring of void energy has formed in the exact same pattern I created. I abruptly pull Quasar's Nightcrawler in whilst repeating the circle. Suddenly, the ring of void collapses inwards, towards Binary. Fissile void sorcery mixed with creation majyyks entails for a particularly explosion reaction in this case. An explosion strong enough to reduce an asteroid to a fine-grained dust erupts from Binary's center, tearing into him. Regardless of whether this worked, I utilize the residual power of the Window, firing beams of pure demonic suffering into Binary, fused with the power of Yggdrasil. I place these two back in my inventory as well, still leaving a fair amount of alchemies around me. Exactly twelve, I think, some momentarily borrowed from Amp. I hope you won't mind. I will return them as soon as possible. Anyhow, I grip the Hazel Wand, and activate the White Ring as an afterthought. This time, the runes upon the ring glow with a faint yellow as well as the traditional white. I direct the Hazel Wand at Binary. The entire thing is obfuscated in a glow of amethyst as I prepare a series of spells. After a few seconds, I am obscured by the amethyst aura as well, standing there, a figure covered in opaque violet light, wand in hand. The only visible thing through the aura are the runes of the White Ring. Arcane muttering emanates from my person, clearing the auric barrier easily, despite my soft voice.


Mor estergi kurom, ugil shgiddginksgi'gijhsgi'nngid jhsgi'net on'kovr end.
Gi'j'sgi'n jhsgi'nn. Mor gishlrsgi'ginn kurom, ugil wsgi'll dsgi'e gin ssgi's'emwgi mor.
Ngi gish kgilmgiddginksgi'gijhsgi'nngid wsgi'll shgi'ter hsgi'sh ugil.


Upon the speech of the esoteric words, reality bends to my will, a grand storm of deep gray clouds forming, and blazing about me, aubergine lightning striking randomly, though missing all the players. The violet aura can be seen through the thick clouds, amazingly. Quite clearly, I summoned the storm with the White Ring, and empowered it with my Grimdark abilities. Anyhow, a bolt of Grimdark lightning suddenly forks over to the left, and strikes Binary. Upon this possible signal, I begin to levitate into the air, storm following suit, water pouring from the clouds incessantly. I extend the hand bearing the White Ring, stretching the individual fingers apart. Entropy breaks through the fabric of reality, piercing into Binary. Oddly enough, large spheres of water appear, having been transmuted from air, apparently. Back in the eye of the storm, I levitate, floating in a specific spot. I grip the Hazel Wand, still coated in a pure violet aura emitting phosphorescent light of obscene calibers. Then, I extend my Ring bearing hand to the side, and the storm races across GodCraft, covering the entire server in unquenchable thunderstorms, a forecast which I particularly enjoy, and have even before the Grimdark debacle. Anyhow, I cease levitating, and streak towards the ground, leaving a violet trail akin to a comet. However, this does not last long. I strike the platform upon which the players reside almost instantly, having accelerated at the speed of light. I point the Hazel Wand at Binary, and fire a singular blast of violet energy. A single monolithic amethyst blast rivaling the Life Orb in width, and exceeding it by far in length. The violet energy is supplemented by occasional flickers of Nightmare Fuel and eldritch energy, a minor bit of energy I obtained from casting Maelstrombound, which is a thing that just occurred, by the way. The pure potency of this single blast causes vats worth of Flux Gas to leak to the heavens, floating up for eternity. I deactivate the White Ring, and put the Hazel Wand away. Now, we have the final alchemies. I peer at the twelve, each one clearly denoting one of the beta trolls. Anyhow, I raise a hand slightly, and the twelve levitate into the air, practically resonating with potential energy. I close my eyes for a brief moment, trying to sense the final bit of power needed for this task. I find it, and begin. I wave both of my hands, forming a sort of circle, if one were to look carefully. Then, I stare at each of the alchemies individually. Streams of energy akin to Vis being drawn from a node float into the circular area designated. I pull out the Primordial Pearl I grabbed earlier, and levitate it into the area I defined. As I look at each alchemy individually, the stream connected to it changes color. Burgundy, fudge, mustard, candy red, olive, jade green, teal, cerulean, indigo, purple, violet, and fuchsia, respectively, each representing one of the beta trolls. The potent... stuff that flows into the Pearl causes it to grow slightly larger. I grab the sphere, and briefly watch it resonate with the colors of the hemospectrum. Then, I hold it in my hands. Momentarily, I am obscured by a sphere of teal light. When it clears, I am dressed in the garb of a Mage of Mind. Despite not actually needing the stuff for my abilities, the momentary change in wardrobe. Small amounts of the twelve different types of energy flow from the Pearl into my body, energizing me with them. For later. Anyhow point it at Binary. I teleport it directly from one hand to the other, waiting. After a few seconds, I unleash the power. A blast of nigh-unlimited power emanates from the pearl, pulsing into Binary at a standard rate for ten minutes, not relenting until it runs out of energy, and implodes. For ten minutes, the pearl focuses the power of twelve heroes, and twelve mythological aspects, into a destructive blast. When the pearl finally implodes, I teleport Amp's alchemies back to him, and place mine back into my inventory. Finally, I relent on my storm of arcane power, having hopefully reduced Binary to a smoking heap of protoplasmic matter. Sensing minor (possibly mistaken) relief, I proceed to fire a final blast, my opaque aura leaking away into it, and disappearing. An arcane blast resonating with enough energy to compress VY Canis Majoris into a neutron star. The pure eldritch power to slightly lessen the eternal hunger of the Other Gods for several centuries, perhaps. The flames of infinity incarnate. Now, I relent. In a manner akin to a Wardrobifier, my god tier clothing is replaced with my normal violet robes as I stare at the results of my attack, a slight grin upon my face.

Post III

I use the Enderdragon's Scythe to carve a huge 2 into Binary's eye.

I then heal Flare.

Arachnichair Complete!

Potion of Restoration Complete!

Potion of Night complete!

Dagger && Wand

Dagger && Sickle

Ivy Whip && SCP-1100 && Life Fruit
Also, I really like those sprites, Cobalt.

Binary, you're almost finished. Accept my help, or you're done for. Not that I think you will, the high and mighty twit. But if you take the BINARY BAR, it should let you live another turn or so.

I block a random player attack.

Caledball: 8/11. I take out a black Deudly Magnum, and fire a Magic 8-Ball from it at Binary's eye.

Meanwhile, in Minecraftia, red light has spilled everywhere, coating the ground in chaos energies. We might have a little mess when we get back.

Clearly, we must crash the moon into GodCraft to save us all.

I make Binary take some school finals. I tell her they're coming up in a week. She panics and begins studying, staying up all night for 7 nights in order to study. But then she falls asleep during the test, and of course fails. When she takes the retake, she becomes so stressed that she EXPLODES.

And then she fails the test,

THIS TOTALLY ISN'T RELATED TO REAL LIFE OR ANYTHING

Post III

I use Eight at Binary.

I then give Flare a Potion of Regeneration
Dagger && Wand 2/X
Dagger && Sickle 2/X
Ivy Whip && SCP-1100 && Life Fruit 2/X

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==If alive:==
Antimatter Nuke Station: 10/11

Fusionmak Nanorifle: 7/11

Antigrav Diamondboard -c Small Rocket Engine: 3/4


==Actions==
It seems like there is nothing left to do but either attack or wait.
==If Binary is alive==
I shoot Binary with iAntimak, then I heal Flare flames. Bender shoots Binary with his Nanomag Glober.


==If dead==
Lothyra appears in the black void again.

Oh no. NOT AGAIN!

All of a sudden, a whirlpool of colors surround Lothyra. She sees...

A beautiful green forest, with tall coniferous trees. On the treetops a village made of wooden houses and rope bridges stands. Her birthplace. The last refuge of her people (or so she thought). A less weary Lothyra steps out of one of the homes and heads down to the forest floor. She runs to a patch of grass, pulls out a remote, and types in a code. All of a sudden, the patch retracts, forming a metal staircase leading into the ground. She runs in, and the door close behind her.
She enters a large room with walls of Nanogel-reinforced steel. It is packed with all sorts of technological equipment, mostly pertaining to the prototyping of gadgets. It is lit by a large light in the roof. A sign on the wall reads, "Workshop", and hallways leading to other rooms can be found on the walls, with signs above them reading, "Supercomputer Room", "Biology Lab", "Entertainment Center", "Chemistry Lab", "Tokomak", and "Cyclotron". One one of the worktables lies a half-complete gun. She has been trying to create a plasma weapon for a while. The main issue she has been facing is trying to create a carbon-nanotube battery to store enough energy to power it. She goes to a computer terminal and starts working on her projects.

STORYEDIT: This is retconned. Ignore it.

Post III

I shove a rabid blaze into Binary's eye.

Dagger && Wand 3/X

Dagger && Sickle 3/X

Ivy Whip && SCP-1100 && Life Fruit 3/X

I change the shadows around Binary into... KIRBY'S!!!! They suck up Binary!

Alchemy at 5. I use the Twiliblade to launch a Nuke at Binary!

Act 3.

Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies && Captcharoid Photo of Richard = ??? (Level ?, 3/?)

Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 7/8)

The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 4/9)

If Binary, somehow, isn't dead yet, I perform Ignition, the Battle Technique, on him.

I unleash Casting Crowns on Binary. Let's finish this.

I then bisect Binary with blades of blue light bursting from the big array I built, which then burst into big booms.

I then pull a Mythbusters explosion montage. ALL the Mythbusters' explosions ever to happen, happen to Binary. And put Binary in the most dangerous place to be. The target, in fact.

Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector && Sword 1/??

DEADLY LASER gun && Sword 1/??

Tachyon Gun && Sword 1/??

I forcibly use what little remains of my captured Life Energy to repair Flare, then simply stand in front of him with a massive shield, absorbing hits!

"Y'aint gonna die on my watch, not if I can help it."

All charges progress!

Erelye may borrow my six Eldritch Beta Troll Alchemies for what remains of Act Three!

I poke Binary's corpse, but if he's alive I use SUNRISE on him.
Shirtarangs > Fine 3/4
The White Wand 5/10
Nightfall Armor 9/11

Quote from CobaltShade»

I also refute my taking damage from Netpatham by pointing out that he said "nap" and not "bap". Therefore, he, instead of bapping me and dealing 1 damage, napped in the newly erected Elsewhere Hard-Light Hotel, owned by me and created with his old Hard Light Disruptor-Projector. This healed him by a few HP.

Darn it. I hate typos. Oh well. That is in fact a good idea, but...one Projector==1 4-walled structure, by my reckoning. Get building, buddy. Or you can borrow my array. It ought to be able to handle one of those.
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Anywho, I duplicate a seventy-bajillion Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector array thrice, give one to Cobalt because he seems to want one, disassemble one of them, and proceed to set up each and every projector to shield the holder of the FEZ.

The third unleashes a hail of bullets on the scale of the FULL Maelstrom of Lead chain attack against Binary. The bullets explode on contact with Binary and only Binary. If they hit anything else they dissipate harmlessly.

I then activate an unused Lvl 10 Battle Technique against Binary. I also set up the Projector-Disruptor Array to mirror my actions. It can handle 10 of me at once. Math it.

==if I am alive==
Antimatter Nuke Station: 11/11 Complete!

Fusionmak Nanorifle: 8/11

Antigrav Diamondboard -c Small Rocket Engine: 4/4 Complete!


==Actions==
Now all I have to do is paint it pink...

She then alchemizes (Antigrav Diamondboard -c Small Rocket Engine) -c Pink Paint = Amy's Hoverboard.

Now I shall start work on the main spaceship. Also, Diamond Nanogel was just to satisfy her. I'll use good old carbon from now on.

She pulls out a RETRO SPACESHIP HULL (the ones from the 50's that were oval shaped) and alchemizes Retro Spaceship Hull -c Carbon Nanogel.

==If Binary is alive==

If the Antimatter Nuke Station is not a one shot, Lothyra fires it against Binary. If it is a one shot, Lothyra Duplicates it (x10), then fires it at Binary. Bender then shoots Binary with his Nanomag Glober.

==if I an dead==
A couple of hours later, Lothyra walks outside to take a break. Sometimes she felt like playing a computer game, but not now. She is standing in a meadow when her hidden arm-mounted PDA/mobile computer/ smartphone thingy held by a band started flashing.

What now?

She looks at her device. It is flashing an alarm. On its screen, a warning was displayed.

WARNING! LARGE ARMY INBOUND FOR HOME BASE!

Oh no.

She presses a button on her PDA. It is displaying footage from cameras. What seems to be a large fleet of red spaceships were heading straight for her home. She ran as fast as she could back. She knew that the village's mages were no match for this technologically advanced fleet. Once she reached her base's secret entrance, she ran to a computer. She had created a program just in case the village was threatened. She opened the program. A GUI depicting the village and surrounding woodlands with red dots scattered throughout appeared. She clicked a button on the UI, setting the state to code red. All of a sudden, around the forest, railgun turrets deployed from their scry-proof locations. The fleet was now five kilometers away from the village. For a couple of moments, everything was still. Like the calm before a storm. Then on of the Crockercorp Drones shot a turret. The turrets reciprocated, and soon there was an all out firefight in the woods. The ships and drones were taking down the turrets, but the turrets were equally destructive. It was a stalemate until a larger ship emerged from the chaos. It was charging up a powerful railgun... and aiming it a Lothyra's base. Such a weapon could easily penetrate the ground and destroy the place she had worked in for decades. Lothyra tried to run to the deepest place possible, but then she saw from her arm-mounted PDA that the ship had shot. However, due to maybe a malfunction, fate, or something else, the shot didn't hit her base. Instead, she watched in horror as it destroyed the village right above it. Her home, her race (or so she thought), was gone.

STORYEDIT: Also ignore this.

Aaand that is why you keep away from your home when messing with advanced technology. There's a good reason I didn't build Anachron in realspace.

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I use the mayo-sandwich-snow-poisonous-spiked bomb or whatever I tried and failed to use on Bill against Binary.

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic

Battlefield: I shoot duty calls' railgun at binary
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC Binary
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x19, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Duty Calls, Gib Typhoon

I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Duty Calls > Fine 3/11
Gib Typhoon > Fine 3/11

I ask what these two alchemies will make.

Demise Lance && Sopor Slime = Death's Narcotic (Level 7: 7/8)

> R. K.: Defense buffs me.
> K4yne: I will heal Hank with the No Joke.

"Here comes the Doctor!"

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Strange No Joke

UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: 3