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Half a heart is left, but don't die, die, die, die!
My absolutely amazing singing heals people.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 60$ _ Wilson's charges A: 9/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x13 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x3 (2$) <|> Potion of Strength x2 (1$) <|> Potion of Cats Eye x1 (2$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
+2 Potions
Potion of Night Vision O0O Potion of magnification = Potion of Cats Eye done. Well, guess I won't need it now.
This p- probably won't work, but whatever. Wilson attacks Binary with a splash potion of frostbite. At least I'll be able to attack again soon. Just as soon as everything stops sp- spinning...
Scissors && Severed Left Pinky majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 2/?) Uh, Twin? You didn't state what this is?
In any case...Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
Yes I'm double spacing these, the editor is really hating me today. I proceed to toss Critmist Potions out to myself, Net, Cobalt, and TT2000, and execute another chain attack: The Old Ballgame! Yes, it's Baseball themed, why do you ask?
Of course, no baseball-themed offensive can even begin without having a stadium to play in, so I take the Origin Wands, thoroughly empowered by the rain of creation, and use their power to construct the greatest, most wonderful baseball stadium ever devised: The Elsewhere Baseball Stadium! The coolest part about it is that it flies with the power of jet engines blaring out the bottom. As a demonstration, I make the thing hover over binary for a minute, allowing him to taste burning jet fuel.
{AND NOW, WE'RE THE ONES WHO NEED HEALING! BUT, I THINK I'VE GOT THAT SORTED...}
???: The power surrounding the Medic bots fades, allowing full view of the result. A huge construction, at least 27 times as large as a normal MVM tank (read: 3X bigger in each direction), decorated with the Medic class symbol on each side and mounted on 6 powerful legs, strides out of the fog of power, crackling with lightning. The top of the Meditank opens, and a cannon assembles itself out into the open, lightning transferred to the cannon halfway through construction. The cannon then clicks forward, a Medigun handle assembling behind it, but instead of one of the known Medigun variants, this one appears to be constructed of an entirely unique handle. For one, there is no actual handle itself, and the wire heads downwards into the Meditank at a 90 degree angle instead of a more natural curve like a regular Medigun would have. Also, it looks like it's been constructed of Silver and Diamond, instead of whatever black stuff is usually used. Probably some kind of plastic.
{AH BUILT THAT!}
A typical-looking bomb ejects itself from the front of the Meditank's Medicannon, but a mechanism at the front of the Meditank catches it, holding it in place. The front of the bomb swings away, revealing another Medic class symbol inside the bomb in place of the usual Hazard symbol. The segments of the bomb rotate, locking into place when the class symbol inside has been set properly, and the front of the bomb swings back on, locking in place. Afterwards, the mechanism lets go of the bomb, which bounces off the front of the Meditank once, then explodes.
*KERBOOM*
Medigun energy, blasted outwards by the bomb, flows into every injured player (excluding myself), replenishing their health by a substantial amount. The Meditank itself is shoved backwards, but manages to hold it's ground, then trudges forward to the front of the platform, facing Binary. A device activates, the same device that had been on the Quick-Fixes earlier, projecting a shield that extends not only in front of the Meditank to the sides of the platform, but also backwards, over the top of the players. A shield which burns ablaze on the outside with a brilliant white fire, spelling destruction to all those who would threaten the Meditank and it's allies. One of the Medic bots now piloting the Meditank, the one called MEDIC!, climbs on top of the Medicannon and does the Pop It Don't Drop It dance, flipping off Binary in the process.
Outside of the protection of the Meditank's shield, the crystal-and-metal titan that I currently am suddenly roars, the level 7777 Sentry begins firing the many many miniguns that went into it's creation at Binary again, and the background turns into a storm of colours, Gray and White and the power of the Fez swirling against Orchid and the power of the Glitch. Even the red lightning storm produced by Hank gets to fill in small parts, dragged into the swirls of colour and power. The end result would definitely not look out of place in some kind of concert. Power radiates from the camera I use for an eye, then fires, a beam of all-consuming Gray energy aimed at Binary, shoving code from the environment out of the way and illuminating the fantastic display of art taking place around the battlefield.
Real world, somewhere in an undisclosed location: Gray light seeps into an abandoned room, gathering into the air. This facility is an old one, but it still has some workers here. Not at the moment, though, since it is night time. All that there is in the building is a couple of night guards, scattered around to ensure nobody stumbles upon here at the wrong time. Some question why they are here at all, if nobody ever looks for this place, but they know better than to voice their opinions. Ever since the orchid words had appeared in the sky, they had remained silent, keeping their thoughts to themselves. Back to the abandoned room. The light sinks to the ground, arranging itself into a very particular construction. 9 feet tall, and nearly as wide, a machine designed for one purpose feels the chill of the night air around it, and looks around, finding nobody nearby. The drone laughs quietly, a strange sound from a familiar being.
"Back in the real world. An interesting place. Wonder where I've ended up? It does not matter. When the time comes, and I am needed here, I'll be ready. Look out, real world, Engie's here."
Mainframe: So, now that I've got a drone deployed there, if something crops up I can quickly respond to it. Entity body at 10% complete. Stage 1 at 8% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete. Perhaps I should move my drone away from there, to a better location. No point in leaving it there, otherwise Binary might begin to suspect something, and then that'll cause impractical problems. But that thing controls the satellite network, most likely, so technically, anywhere on the surface would not do. To the skies, it seems. The ocean would be nice, but water could prove to be a nuisance for stealth. The facility looks nearly abandoned, but I'd better make damn sure, just to be safe.
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I swear. ANOTHER BLOODY COMBO. The Curse of Repetitiveness will catch up soon.
Preparation 24/50
Why in the world would I stop using the Pyramidion? That was certainly an interesting bit. I briefly consider the meaning of the final screen. I am likely overthinking it, but it seems intriguing. It was either something vital to our survival, or a complete coincidence, and likely the latter. Binary has nothing to do with me in particular. I am not a larger threat than any of the other players here, and I would not cooperate with him, unless he were offering me one of the few things I desire, which I doubt he can grant. Therefore, the thing must be a coincidence.
If I can do so without dying or being severely harmed, I open my Inky Door, and research whatever is within. The secrets of reality are not going to unravel themselves for me. If I am harmed by the opening of this door, I heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks. For that matter, I could probably use the Voidviewer to commune with the Secret of the Void, but that would be obscene.
Anyhow, I give a final wave to Bill as he leaves. Next, I consider the possibilities. I could kill almost every single one of you without a problem at this moment. So... tempt- no, there is no time for sarcastic murderous doubts. Still, the joys of having a defense.
Anyhow, I draw the Hazel Wand, empowered with the fires of creation. In fact, I fuse this energy with the internal wand core of the tool itself in a semi-permanent manner, fusing all of my attacks with creation for the foreseeable future. No use in wasting the potency. Directly after the infusion process is completed, I fire off a bolt of pure energy at Binary. Not merely any form of energy. Violet flames dance off of my eyes as I stare at Binary, eyes appearing to pierce through it. I am not going to attempt to pervade its mind. While I am probably far more gifted in the arts of mental manipulation than Ire is, I know that I cannot bend a will to my own. Regardless, I fire two monolithic eyeblasts of violet psionic energy at Binary. The second they leave my eyes, they streak towards Binary at alarming speeds. Just before they strike him, I fuse them with a minuscule trace of creation energy. Just for the damage. After this fight, I assure you I will be utterly sick of the stuff. Next, I put the Hazel Wand away. Why such a short post, you ask? Apparently, Battle Techniques that take a sentence to use deal four hundred thousand more damage than a veritable miniature essay. As such, I cast Maelstrombound on Binary.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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The tendrils of electricity faded with the power I was channeling, but noisome dark smoke is seeping from the cracks in my armor, the metal of my left gauntlet nearly white-hot, though cooling with a low *tic...tic...tic*, and my right hand is wholly frozen up, encased in a good three inches of ice...
In fact, I might seem to be dead, were it not for the ever-present whine of the reactor working... It hitches, hitches again, stops... The plating of its housing begins to glow the dull red of impending meltdown, the smoke thickening... The reactor sputters, hitches, restarts, albeit now with a threateningly arrhythmic rattling in the undertone.
"Hah... That was less than good for my health... ...hah..."
My gauntlet-arms remain unmoving, but the rest of the Demimech comes back to life with a whirr of motors and a hiss of hydraulics, drawing weapons in the fully-mechanical arms as it moves forward, trailing smoke and a visible pall of Monochromic radiation...
"You're gonna burn, Binary. You are going to BURN."
I raise every weapon at my disposal and, still staggering in Binary's direction, open fire with a disturbing lack of my usual pinpoint fire discipline, spraying cataclysm across half the platform!
Toxicide 9 of 11
The Screenfreezer 4/7
SCP-585-3 && The Snapper 1/7?
I challenge Binary to a game of Nuclear Baseball! The object is simple: You have to play a game of standard baseball, except that instead of a baseball... YOU HAVE A NUKE.
Anyway, I clone Elsewhere Stadium and teleport Binary there. I then force him to catch while I fire a Cobalt Shade Corporation Nuclear Relativistic IWAY NetHack Potato Justin Bieber Survival Multiplayer Explosive Alloy Deseret Shavian Osmanya Carian Lycian Lydian Potato Bacon Taco Highway Expressway Office Word Excel PowerPoint Access Publisher Sumerian Akkadian Elamite Hittite Creative Justin Bieber Rebecca Black Michael Rosen Billy Mays Death Sword Bow Axe Pickaxe Implosive Bilabial Labiodental Dental Alveolar Singular Dual Triple Plural Pikachu Anime Roflcopter Mary Sue Destroying Live Chicken Eating Racism Eradicating Epic Awesome Adjective Goes Here Ebola Lassa Fever Marburgvirus Laryngitis Hydrogen Plutonium Osmiridium Carbon Exploding Decillion Flaming Troll Summoning Deudly Sweet Bro Hella Jeff Geromy Peaches Ingwaz Tengwar Cirth Microsoft Apple Google Hard Light Spike Making Welsh Sword Wielding Noob Eradicating Chlorine Trifluoride Spraying ChairDoor Firing Origin Wand Pair Duplicating Modifier Adjective Goes Here Descriptive Phrase Goes Here Occupational Hazard Causing Logic Bringing Reality Playing Nuclear Beer Taco Baseball at him with a nuke launcher. It is a baseball with a 10,000,000 kt nuclear bomb inside the baseball. It is also larger than Binary and tracks him. Binary is unable to dodge and explodes.
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I stagger backwards, then fall to the ground, billowing black smoke now, the recoil from my ill-handled weapons fire combining with my injuries to leave me on the brink of death...
Flickers of the Glitch snap through my armor at random, corrupting even as the temporal instability from my screwed-up reactor reverts the damage, leaving only the phantom pains reaming out my nervous system, and the terrified messages from my HUD informing me that my flesh is in extremely bad shape, my armor in barely better, and my weapons overheated or out of ammunition...
The auto-medic systems engage, work for a few seconds, then inform me that they have run out of supplies...
Gray ice, veined with silver, spreads along the inside of the Demimech, then creeps inwards, caking opened arteries with frost, pinning shut wounds with silver spines...
The ice crackles through the rents in my plating, quickly forming a thin, segmented shell around the nearly-shattered Adminium...
My gauntlet arms crunch back into mobility, pushing me to my feet.
"Heh, so, that hurt."
{In case it was not obvious, this heals me, and maybe gives me some kind of damage resistance.}
Toxicide 10/11
The Screenfreezer 5/7
SCP-585-3 && The Snapper 2/7?
I begin to channel the powers of the Really Sucky Electronics that I mostly made up on the spot by summoning them with the Origin Wands:
LJN 512X: A console that looks like a Sega Genesis with a Sega 32X inserted except poop brown floats up. It is actually the LJN 512X, with a game library smaller than the Virtual Boy - in fact, only one game is for it. I put the game, which is SUPERMAN 256, the sequel to Superman 64, into the slot on the top and... KABOOM! Superman flies through Elsewhere's airspace and mistakes Binary for a set of rings. He rams Binary several thousand times in four seconds.
game.net: A console that looks like the game.com but white floats up. It is actually the game.net, the unofficial sequel to the game.com. It is a total piece of explosive diarrhea. Its only game is Cheetahmen III, which is even glitchier and even more unfinished than Cheetahmen II! I put the game in and it floats over to Binary, glitches into a Cheetahman who abuses a flying glitch to fly directly over Binary and drop down onto him at relativistic speeds.
Parental Controls: A computer floats up and merges with Binary. Suddenly, he is unable to do anything and cannot do anything except play edutainment games. He is also forced to go to kindergarten every day, including on the weekends, for 24 hours a day. His processors overload and fail entirely.
Diarrheatari 6900: A console that looks like the Atari 7800, but larger and covered in explosive diarrhea, floats up. It is the Diarrheatari 6900. I stick a baseball game in, making this one console part of the Baseball chain, which causes little pixelated baseballs to float up to Binary. There are about nine ducentillion (9603) baseballs coming at him from all directions. They somehow damage his hard light avatar as soon as they touch him or end up in the same space as his hard-light avatar.
Homework Online: Binary is forced to do homework all day, every day, 24+leapsecond/7-365.2425. He is unable to do anything besides bore himself with boring homework and install viruses. He ends up installing CIH on his system to end the pain.
Blazeitstation 420: A PlayStation 2 only green floats up. It is the Blazeitstation 420! It immediately shoots a beam at Binary, infecting him with a variant of Windows Crazy Colors. He is so disoriented by the virus that he deals even more damage to himself.
POOP'EMBox Thirty-Seven: An Xbox One only larger and covered in feces floats up. It is the POOP'EMBox Thirty-Seven! There is only one game, a roguelike called POOP'EM, which is a fork of NetHack. Binary is forced to play this game and win 65,535 games in a row! The game is rigged - the Wizard of Yendor, Famine, Pestilence and Death appear as soon as you start and kill you! In addition, you always spawn on a lava pit! Every time Binary dies, he takes damage!
Super Crappy Entertainment System: An SNES with the color scheme of a potato floats up! It is the SCES - the Super Crappy Entertainment System! The SCES has three games, which I put in in a random order! The first game makes the SCES glow and fire laser beams at Binary! The second game makes the SCES fly up to Binary's eye and stab it! And the third game, Barney's Stupid Adventure, is a game about Barney the Dinosaur that is so horrible Binary gets internal errors and corrupts some of his data into the Bumerang virus due to how bad it is!
Potatoware PC: A "gaming" PC with a transparent case floats up! It is the Potatoware PC! Though it has the best hardware and software on the planet, it is unable to even run Pong! It merges with Binary temporarily, forcing him to run his code on the Potatoware PC! He gets hundreds of thousands of out-of-memory errors!
RS-Zone: A modified R-Zone floats up! It is the RS-Zone, short for the Really Sucky-Zone! It has two games: Justin Bieber's Singing Adventure and Microsoft Sam's Big Vacation: The Really Bad Video Game Adaptation: I put both games in at the same time and attach it to Binary's head. It blinds him and displays memetics that he is unable to block, giving him the Really Sucky Virus and the Really Nooby Virus.
FINALE: All the electronics float and orbit Binary. They then blast him with a laser beam, forcing him to play Superman 64, the Zelda CD-i games, Hotel Mario, ET for the Atari 2600, and several other terrible games.
Hmmm. What shall I call this substance? How about Diamondium?
She then notices that almost everyone is near death. She uses her antimatter powered Austrailium medigun to heal everybody else. Right before she can heal herself, the Mini Antimak on it begins to beep loudly.
Oh crap.
She then throws the medigun at Binary, where it explodes when its Mini Antimak's antimatter breaches containment. She then alchemizes Troper's Nuke Armor & Diamondium (Diamond Nanogel) and shoots Binary with her iAntimak. Bender picks up his Nanomag Glober.
I still need more power. Aw, screw it. I can still use this now while my real weapon is going to be alchemized.
He alchemizes Nanomag Glober > Fine, then opens fire with Nanomag Glober on Binary.
P.S. GUYS! THE ECHELADDER IS UNLOCKED! USE YOUR ABILITIES IF YOU WANT TO DEFEAT BINARY IN LESS TIME THAN IT TOOK TO BREAK OPEN THE MYSTERY GATE!
Heh. Poor Twin. I eat Binary completely successfully, and I do indeed succeed, and this endeavor is successful, and Twin does not say I fail, and he does say I succeed, and something really weird happens.
Hey, Ire, it's time for you to cause some anarchic chaos. Use the Waluigi Thyme on Binary. Or maybe Twin. It's your choice, but do it.
Caledball: 7/11.
Oh hell no. He's redacting it. Build won't get warned in time. If this doesn't get REDACTED, Build, GLaDOS is still aliveon Earth and she's trying to kill you. Get out of town, out of the vicinity of anything remotely near Jupiter. Get out in the Oort Cloud or something. Paradox Space has use for you yet. I can't let you die now.
I, worried about my HP, and fearing a TKO next turn, run and grab 10 zillion golden apples! I scarf them all down, and they all act as a regen potion as well! But then I realize...eating them all gave me a balloon belly! I hop on an treadmill! It tells me that if I run at 1,000,000 miles per hour, I can get the weight off in 10 seconds! I try to do that! I fail! The extreme momentum from being thrown off the treadmill sends me crashing straight into Binary!
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Twin, great job on the drawings, by the way. Anyhow, I kind of feel like I can see nearly everything at this point. I mean, I can examine everything from the fringes of the Void to your very thoughts. Nothing is safe. Well, almost nothing. If you are some form of theoretical entity who regularly voids themselves from existence, I suppose you will be relatively safe. However, for basically everybody else: I can see your thoughts, I know where you are, when you exist, and what your motives are. Hah.
In a singular fluid motion, I whip out the Hazel Wand, and proceed to fire a bolt of pure creation at Binary. Directly as it strikes, I proceed to twitch my wand around, drawing some sort of symbol in the air. Instantaneously, an amethyst mark is carved into Binary with what appears to be pure telekinetic force. Aubergine smoke wafts off of it, slowly rising into the upmost heights of the universe. All is absolutely silent for a few moments. Then, I spring into movement, wand pointed directly at the center of Binary's eye. I stare unblinkingly for a few moments, until something occurs. I say something because it is very unlikely anybody will know what is actually happening. Nothing visually happens, but it is quite obvious I have just cast some form of spell. A wave of some kind of invisible energy emanates from the tip of my wand, making the hair of all nearby stand on its end. It streaks faster than the speed of sound towards Binary, hitting it almost instantly. The pure force of the blast pushes the floating entity back some ten meters. However, the primary effect of the spell is far more devious, and effective. From the amethyst mark upon Binary, pure energy begins to creep from within. Cracks of violet sorcery begin to crawl across the surface of Binary, slowly encompassing it in the entirety. From the spindly cracks, runes of the same shade of aubergine as the smoke begin to pulsate, moving across the cracks in a manner akin to a highway. Suddenly, an opaque amethyst dome appears around Binary, clearly impervious to all methods of assault. Violet lighting leaps off the cracks on Binary within the dome, directing themselves straight back into our only adversary: Binary. This continues for several minutes, until the dome vanishes. With a flick of the Hazel Wand, I place a curse on Binary. This curse will activate upon attempting to attack a being, moving whatsoever, or living at the time of the curse being placed. The searing hot light exuded from the obvious activation of the curse is too bright to look at without going blind. When it fades, a rather large chunk of Binary is missing. Finally, with a few pulsations of my mind, Binary instantly superheats, expanding and compressing repeatedly for as long as I see fit, warping his structure to one clearly brittle and inflexible. I proceed to fire a second blast of creation energy into Binary. As an afterthought, I pour seventeen gallons of cormer shemotesh onto Binary, carefully avoiding contact with the liquid myself.
However, my attack is still not over. I cast Regicide on Binary, fusing the result with pure creation to amplify the already considerable effects. If needed, I order the TIE-Fighter I summoned to attack Binary.
I alchemize Concentrated Crystal Essence && Voidviewer && Thaumometer && Eye's Pyramidion 1/???. On that matter, I use the Eye's Pyramidion to search existence for any things of interest not actually occurring here, but somewhere else in the Trifecta.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I heal engie with gib monsoon
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC Binary
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x13, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 10/10
Gib Tsunami > Fine 10/10
Hey Richard, instead of attacking this turn, maybe you should help avert half of us dying.
PRAISE THY FEZ OF MIGHT! MAY WITH ITS POWER BRING STRENGTH!
Action 2/3
Elemental Retribution at the ready.
Orbit Control: 26/50
Unholy Assault: 1/50
I plan Unholy Assault to be my second-to-last charge for this chain. The last charge I make will be a Realm of the Mad God charge.
Who are you planning to send to the slaughter now? You've already expended one of my commanders, Stheno the Snake Queen. I'm not too sure Limon's very eager about this suicide missions she's been assigned to. My commanders are not mooks, and I only have 3 left after Limon goes!
Don't worry about it. I won't summon Septavius anytime soon.
Septavius the Ghost God? Sure, he's a good strategist, but as long as Archdemon Malphas and Lord Ruthven are safe, I won't be particularly enraged.
If you want, I can send Malphas out to die instead.
No thanks, I'm fine.
Anyways, I perform Chivalrous Chop on Project Binary, slicing deep into its material.
The surfboard needs two more things.. and after that work on the real vehicle will begin.
Lothyra then alchemizes Antigrav Surfboard -c Diamond Nanogel. After that she presses a button on her personal iAntimak. The antimatter in it starts building up for a very large shot...
Antimatter Blast: 1/5
She then picks up a duplicate (of iAntimak) and shoots at Binary. Bender fires his Nanomag Glober (at Binary) again.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-7 / 50- Dragoon
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
(Pretty sure using the Thyme now would destroy the universe about (insert Homestuck Arc Number) times over,)
Using the powers of the FEZ, I supercharge THE OTHER SIDE and fire a massive healing burst at all players!
Half a heart is left, but don't die, die, die, die!
My absolutely amazing singing heals people.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 60$ _ Wilson's charges A: 9/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x13 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x3 (2$) <|> Potion of Strength x2 (1$) <|> Potion of Cats Eye x1 (2$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
+2 Potions
Potion of Night Vision O0O Potion of magnification = Potion of Cats Eye done. Well, guess I won't need it now.
This p- probably won't work, but whatever. Wilson attacks Binary with a splash potion of frostbite. At least I'll be able to attack again soon. Just as soon as everything stops sp- spinning...
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Ranch Dressing Bottle && L. Ranch Dressing Elemental && Ranch Conglomerate && Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 7/11)
Fork && Piano Key majjyks = Metronome (Level 1: 2/2) Done!
Scissors && Severed Left Pinky majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 2/?) Uh, Twin? You didn't state what this is?
In any case...Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
Yes I'm double spacing these, the editor is really hating me today. I proceed to toss Critmist Potions out to myself, Net, Cobalt, and TT2000, and execute another chain attack: The Old Ballgame! Yes, it's Baseball themed, why do you ask?
Of course, no baseball-themed offensive can even begin without having a stadium to play in, so I take the Origin Wands, thoroughly empowered by the rain of creation, and use their power to construct the greatest, most wonderful baseball stadium ever devised: The Elsewhere Baseball Stadium! The coolest part about it is that it flies with the power of jet engines blaring out the bottom. As a demonstration, I make the thing hover over binary for a minute, allowing him to taste burning jet fuel.
???: The power surrounding the Medic bots fades, allowing full view of the result. A huge construction, at least 27 times as large as a normal MVM tank (read: 3X bigger in each direction), decorated with the Medic class symbol on each side and mounted on 6 powerful legs, strides out of the fog of power, crackling with lightning. The top of the Meditank opens, and a cannon assembles itself out into the open, lightning transferred to the cannon halfway through construction. The cannon then clicks forward, a Medigun handle assembling behind it, but instead of one of the known Medigun variants, this one appears to be constructed of an entirely unique handle. For one, there is no actual handle itself, and the wire heads downwards into the Meditank at a 90 degree angle instead of a more natural curve like a regular Medigun would have. Also, it looks like it's been constructed of Silver and Diamond, instead of whatever black stuff is usually used. Probably some kind of plastic.
{AH BUILT THAT!}
A typical-looking bomb ejects itself from the front of the Meditank's Medicannon, but a mechanism at the front of the Meditank catches it, holding it in place. The front of the bomb swings away, revealing another Medic class symbol inside the bomb in place of the usual Hazard symbol. The segments of the bomb rotate, locking into place when the class symbol inside has been set properly, and the front of the bomb swings back on, locking in place. Afterwards, the mechanism lets go of the bomb, which bounces off the front of the Meditank once, then explodes.
*KERBOOM*
Medigun energy, blasted outwards by the bomb, flows into every injured player (excluding myself), replenishing their health by a substantial amount. The Meditank itself is shoved backwards, but manages to hold it's ground, then trudges forward to the front of the platform, facing Binary. A device activates, the same device that had been on the Quick-Fixes earlier, projecting a shield that extends not only in front of the Meditank to the sides of the platform, but also backwards, over the top of the players. A shield which burns ablaze on the outside with a brilliant white fire, spelling destruction to all those who would threaten the Meditank and it's allies. One of the Medic bots now piloting the Meditank, the one called MEDIC!, climbs on top of the Medicannon and does the Pop It Don't Drop It dance, flipping off Binary in the process.
Outside of the protection of the Meditank's shield, the crystal-and-metal titan that I currently am suddenly roars, the level 7777 Sentry begins firing the many many miniguns that went into it's creation at Binary again, and the background turns into a storm of colours, Gray and White and the power of the Fez swirling against Orchid and the power of the Glitch. Even the red lightning storm produced by Hank gets to fill in small parts, dragged into the swirls of colour and power. The end result would definitely not look out of place in some kind of concert. Power radiates from the camera I use for an eye, then fires, a beam of all-consuming Gray energy aimed at Binary, shoving code from the environment out of the way and illuminating the fantastic display of art taking place around the battlefield.
Real world, somewhere in an undisclosed location: Gray light seeps into an abandoned room, gathering into the air. This facility is an old one, but it still has some workers here. Not at the moment, though, since it is night time. All that there is in the building is a couple of night guards, scattered around to ensure nobody stumbles upon here at the wrong time. Some question why they are here at all, if nobody ever looks for this place, but they know better than to voice their opinions. Ever since the orchid words had appeared in the sky, they had remained silent, keeping their thoughts to themselves. Back to the abandoned room. The light sinks to the ground, arranging itself into a very particular construction. 9 feet tall, and nearly as wide, a machine designed for one purpose feels the chill of the night air around it, and looks around, finding nobody nearby. The drone laughs quietly, a strange sound from a familiar being.
"Back in the real world. An interesting place. Wonder where I've ended up? It does not matter. When the time comes, and I am needed here, I'll be ready. Look out, real world, Engie's here."
Mainframe: So, now that I've got a drone deployed there, if something crops up I can quickly respond to it. Entity body at 10% complete. Stage 1 at 8% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete. Perhaps I should move my drone away from there, to a better location. No point in leaving it there, otherwise Binary might begin to suspect something, and then that'll cause impractical problems. But that thing controls the satellite network, most likely, so technically, anywhere on the surface would not do. To the skies, it seems. The ocean would be nice, but water could prove to be a nuisance for stealth. The facility looks nearly abandoned, but I'd better make damn sure, just to be safe.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Preparation 24/50
Why in the world would I stop using the Pyramidion? That was certainly an interesting bit. I briefly consider the meaning of the final screen. I am likely overthinking it, but it seems intriguing. It was either something vital to our survival, or a complete coincidence, and likely the latter. Binary has nothing to do with me in particular. I am not a larger threat than any of the other players here, and I would not cooperate with him, unless he were offering me one of the few things I desire, which I doubt he can grant. Therefore, the thing must be a coincidence.
If I can do so without dying or being severely harmed, I open my Inky Door, and research whatever is within. The secrets of reality are not going to unravel themselves for me. If I am harmed by the opening of this door, I heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks. For that matter, I could probably use the Voidviewer to commune with the Secret of the Void, but that would be obscene.
Anyhow, I give a final wave to Bill as he leaves. Next, I consider the possibilities. I could kill almost every single one of you without a problem at this moment. So... tempt- no, there is no time for sarcastic murderous doubts. Still, the joys of having a defense.
Anyhow, I draw the Hazel Wand, empowered with the fires of creation. In fact, I fuse this energy with the internal wand core of the tool itself in a semi-permanent manner, fusing all of my attacks with creation for the foreseeable future. No use in wasting the potency. Directly after the infusion process is completed, I fire off a bolt of pure energy at Binary. Not merely any form of energy. Violet flames dance off of my eyes as I stare at Binary, eyes appearing to pierce through it. I am not going to attempt to pervade its mind. While I am probably far more gifted in the arts of mental manipulation than Ire is, I know that I cannot bend a will to my own. Regardless, I fire two monolithic eyeblasts of violet psionic energy at Binary. The second they leave my eyes, they streak towards Binary at alarming speeds. Just before they strike him, I fuse them with a minuscule trace of creation energy. Just for the damage. After this fight, I assure you I will be utterly sick of the stuff. Next, I put the Hazel Wand away. Why such a short post, you ask? Apparently, Battle Techniques that take a sentence to use deal four hundred thousand more damage than a veritable miniature essay. As such, I cast Maelstrombound on Binary.
In fact, I might seem to be dead, were it not for the ever-present whine of the reactor working... It hitches, hitches again, stops... The plating of its housing begins to glow the dull red of impending meltdown, the smoke thickening... The reactor sputters, hitches, restarts, albeit now with a threateningly arrhythmic rattling in the undertone.
"Hah... That was less than good for my health... ...hah..."
My gauntlet-arms remain unmoving, but the rest of the Demimech comes back to life with a whirr of motors and a hiss of hydraulics, drawing weapons in the fully-mechanical arms as it moves forward, trailing smoke and a visible pall of Monochromic radiation...
"You're gonna burn, Binary. You are going to BURN."
I raise every weapon at my disposal and, still staggering in Binary's direction, open fire with a disturbing lack of my usual pinpoint fire discipline, spraying cataclysm across half the platform!
All charges progress!
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COMBAT OPERANDI: IUBEOUQE (or whatever it's called) on Binary.
Alchemy at 4. I grab the platform we're on and hit Binary with it!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
The Screenfreezer 4/7
SCP-585-3 && The Snapper 1/7?
I challenge Binary to a game of Nuclear Baseball! The object is simple: You have to play a game of standard baseball, except that instead of a baseball... YOU HAVE A NUKE.
Anyway, I clone Elsewhere Stadium and teleport Binary there. I then force him to catch while I fire a Cobalt Shade Corporation Nuclear Relativistic IWAY NetHack Potato Justin Bieber Survival Multiplayer Explosive Alloy Deseret Shavian Osmanya Carian Lycian Lydian Potato Bacon Taco Highway Expressway Office Word Excel PowerPoint Access Publisher Sumerian Akkadian Elamite Hittite Creative Justin Bieber Rebecca Black Michael Rosen Billy Mays Death Sword Bow Axe Pickaxe Implosive Bilabial Labiodental Dental Alveolar Singular Dual Triple Plural Pikachu Anime Roflcopter Mary Sue Destroying Live Chicken Eating Racism Eradicating Epic Awesome Adjective Goes Here Ebola Lassa Fever Marburgvirus Laryngitis Hydrogen Plutonium Osmiridium Carbon Exploding Decillion Flaming Troll Summoning Deudly Sweet Bro Hella Jeff Geromy Peaches Ingwaz Tengwar Cirth Microsoft Apple Google Hard Light Spike Making Welsh Sword Wielding Noob Eradicating Chlorine Trifluoride Spraying ChairDoor Firing Origin Wand Pair Duplicating Modifier Adjective Goes Here Descriptive Phrase Goes Here Occupational Hazard Causing Logic Bringing Reality Playing Nuclear Beer Taco Baseball at him with a nuke launcher. It is a baseball with a 10,000,000 kt nuclear bomb inside the baseball. It is also larger than Binary and tracks him. Binary is unable to dodge and explodes.
(THIS IS PART OF THE BASEBALL CHAIN)
Flickers of the Glitch snap through my armor at random, corrupting even as the temporal instability from my screwed-up reactor reverts the damage, leaving only the phantom pains reaming out my nervous system, and the terrified messages from my HUD informing me that my flesh is in extremely bad shape, my armor in barely better, and my weapons overheated or out of ammunition...
The auto-medic systems engage, work for a few seconds, then inform me that they have run out of supplies...
Gray ice, veined with silver, spreads along the inside of the Demimech, then creeps inwards, caking opened arteries with frost, pinning shut wounds with silver spines...
The ice crackles through the rents in my plating, quickly forming a thin, segmented shell around the nearly-shattered Adminium...
My gauntlet arms crunch back into mobility, pushing me to my feet.
"Heh, so, that hurt."
{In case it was not obvious, this heals me, and maybe gives me some kind of damage resistance.}
I roll the Chthonic Octave!
All charges progress!
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
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The Screenfreezer 5/7
SCP-585-3 && The Snapper 2/7?
I begin to channel the powers of the Really Sucky Electronics that I mostly made up on the spot by summoning them with the Origin Wands:
LJN 512X: A console that looks like a Sega Genesis with a Sega 32X inserted except poop brown floats up. It is actually the LJN 512X, with a game library smaller than the Virtual Boy - in fact, only one game is for it. I put the game, which is SUPERMAN 256, the sequel to Superman 64, into the slot on the top and... KABOOM! Superman flies through Elsewhere's airspace and mistakes Binary for a set of rings. He rams Binary several thousand times in four seconds.
game.net: A console that looks like the game.com but white floats up. It is actually the game.net, the unofficial sequel to the game.com. It is a total piece of explosive diarrhea. Its only game is Cheetahmen III, which is even glitchier and even more unfinished than Cheetahmen II! I put the game in and it floats over to Binary, glitches into a Cheetahman who abuses a flying glitch to fly directly over Binary and drop down onto him at relativistic speeds.
Parental Controls: A computer floats up and merges with Binary. Suddenly, he is unable to do anything and cannot do anything except play edutainment games. He is also forced to go to kindergarten every day, including on the weekends, for 24 hours a day. His processors overload and fail entirely.
Diarrheatari 6900: A console that looks like the Atari 7800, but larger and covered in explosive diarrhea, floats up. It is the Diarrheatari 6900. I stick a baseball game in, making this one console part of the Baseball chain, which causes little pixelated baseballs to float up to Binary. There are about nine ducentillion (9603) baseballs coming at him from all directions. They somehow damage his hard light avatar as soon as they touch him or end up in the same space as his hard-light avatar.
Homework Online: Binary is forced to do homework all day, every day, 24+leapsecond/7-365.2425. He is unable to do anything besides bore himself with boring homework and install viruses. He ends up installing CIH on his system to end the pain.
Blazeitstation 420: A PlayStation 2 only green floats up. It is the Blazeitstation 420! It immediately shoots a beam at Binary, infecting him with a variant of Windows Crazy Colors. He is so disoriented by the virus that he deals even more damage to himself.
POOP'EMBox Thirty-Seven: An Xbox One only larger and covered in feces floats up. It is the POOP'EMBox Thirty-Seven! There is only one game, a roguelike called POOP'EM, which is a fork of NetHack. Binary is forced to play this game and win 65,535 games in a row! The game is rigged - the Wizard of Yendor, Famine, Pestilence and Death appear as soon as you start and kill you! In addition, you always spawn on a lava pit! Every time Binary dies, he takes damage!
Super Crappy Entertainment System: An SNES with the color scheme of a potato floats up! It is the SCES - the Super Crappy Entertainment System! The SCES has three games, which I put in in a random order! The first game makes the SCES glow and fire laser beams at Binary! The second game makes the SCES fly up to Binary's eye and stab it! And the third game, Barney's Stupid Adventure, is a game about Barney the Dinosaur that is so horrible Binary gets internal errors and corrupts some of his data into the Bumerang virus due to how bad it is!
Potatoware PC: A "gaming" PC with a transparent case floats up! It is the Potatoware PC! Though it has the best hardware and software on the planet, it is unable to even run Pong! It merges with Binary temporarily, forcing him to run his code on the Potatoware PC! He gets hundreds of thousands of out-of-memory errors!
RS-Zone: A modified R-Zone floats up! It is the RS-Zone, short for the Really Sucky-Zone! It has two games: Justin Bieber's Singing Adventure and Microsoft Sam's Big Vacation: The Really Bad Video Game Adaptation: I put both games in at the same time and attach it to Binary's head. It blinds him and displays memetics that he is unable to block, giving him the Really Sucky Virus and the Really Nooby Virus.
FINALE: All the electronics float and orbit Binary. They then blast him with a laser beam, forcing him to play Superman 64, the Zelda CD-i games, Hotel Mario, ET for the Atari 2600, and several other terrible games.
Antigrav Surfboard: 3/4
Diamond Nanogel: 3/3 Complete!
Nanomag Glober: 9/9 Complete!
==Actions==
Hmmm. What shall I call this substance? How about Diamondium?
She then notices that almost everyone is near death. She uses her antimatter powered Austrailium medigun to heal everybody else. Right before she can heal herself, the Mini Antimak on it begins to beep loudly.
Oh crap.
She then throws the medigun at Binary, where it explodes when its Mini Antimak's antimatter breaches containment. She then alchemizes Troper's Nuke Armor & Diamondium (Diamond Nanogel) and shoots Binary with her iAntimak. Bender picks up his Nanomag Glober.
I still need more power. Aw, screw it. I can still use this now while my real weapon is going to be alchemized.
He alchemizes Nanomag Glober > Fine, then opens fire with Nanomag Glober on Binary.
P.S. GUYS! THE ECHELADDER IS UNLOCKED! USE YOUR ABILITIES IF YOU WANT TO DEFEAT BINARY IN LESS TIME THAN IT TOOK TO BREAK OPEN THE MYSTERY GATE!
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Hey, Ire, it's time for you to cause some anarchic chaos. Use the Waluigi Thyme on Binary. Or maybe Twin. It's your choice, but do it.
Caledball: 7/11.
Oh hell no. He's redacting it. Build won't get warned in time. If this doesn't get REDACTED, Build, GLaDOS is still alive on Earth and she's trying to kill you. Get out of town, out of the vicinity of anything remotely near Jupiter. Get out in the Oort Cloud or something. Paradox Space has use for you yet. I can't let you die now.
Oh no
/null
Why?
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I, worried about my HP, and fearing a TKO next turn, run and grab 10 zillion golden apples! I scarf them all down, and they all act as a regen potion as well! But then I realize...eating them all gave me a balloon belly! I hop on an treadmill! It tells me that if I run at 1,000,000 miles per hour, I can get the weight off in 10 seconds! I try to do that! I fail! The extreme momentum from being thrown off the treadmill sends me crashing straight into Binary!
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Because he can't read Black Text Guy's warning. /null
Oh no
Twin, great job on the drawings, by the way. Anyhow, I kind of feel like I can see nearly everything at this point. I mean, I can examine everything from the fringes of the Void to your very thoughts. Nothing is safe. Well, almost nothing. If you are some form of theoretical entity who regularly voids themselves from existence, I suppose you will be relatively safe. However, for basically everybody else: I can see your thoughts, I know where you are, when you exist, and what your motives are. Hah.
In a singular fluid motion, I whip out the Hazel Wand, and proceed to fire a bolt of pure creation at Binary. Directly as it strikes, I proceed to twitch my wand around, drawing some sort of symbol in the air. Instantaneously, an amethyst mark is carved into Binary with what appears to be pure telekinetic force. Aubergine smoke wafts off of it, slowly rising into the upmost heights of the universe. All is absolutely silent for a few moments. Then, I spring into movement, wand pointed directly at the center of Binary's eye. I stare unblinkingly for a few moments, until something occurs. I say something because it is very unlikely anybody will know what is actually happening. Nothing visually happens, but it is quite obvious I have just cast some form of spell. A wave of some kind of invisible energy emanates from the tip of my wand, making the hair of all nearby stand on its end. It streaks faster than the speed of sound towards Binary, hitting it almost instantly. The pure force of the blast pushes the floating entity back some ten meters. However, the primary effect of the spell is far more devious, and effective. From the amethyst mark upon Binary, pure energy begins to creep from within. Cracks of violet sorcery begin to crawl across the surface of Binary, slowly encompassing it in the entirety. From the spindly cracks, runes of the same shade of aubergine as the smoke begin to pulsate, moving across the cracks in a manner akin to a highway. Suddenly, an opaque amethyst dome appears around Binary, clearly impervious to all methods of assault. Violet lighting leaps off the cracks on Binary within the dome, directing themselves straight back into our only adversary: Binary. This continues for several minutes, until the dome vanishes. With a flick of the Hazel Wand, I place a curse on Binary. This curse will activate upon attempting to attack a being, moving whatsoever, or living at the time of the curse being placed. The searing hot light exuded from the obvious activation of the curse is too bright to look at without going blind. When it fades, a rather large chunk of Binary is missing. Finally, with a few pulsations of my mind, Binary instantly superheats, expanding and compressing repeatedly for as long as I see fit, warping his structure to one clearly brittle and inflexible. I proceed to fire a second blast of creation energy into Binary. As an afterthought, I pour seventeen gallons of cormer shemotesh onto Binary, carefully avoiding contact with the liquid myself.
However, my attack is still not over. I cast Regicide on Binary, fusing the result with pure creation to amplify the already considerable effects. If needed, I order the TIE-Fighter I summoned to attack Binary.
I alchemize Concentrated Crystal Essence && Voidviewer && Thaumometer && Eye's Pyramidion 1/???. On that matter, I use the Eye's Pyramidion to search existence for any things of interest not actually occurring here, but somewhere else in the Trifecta.
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I heal engie with gib monsoon
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC Binary
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x13, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 10/10
Gib Tsunami > Fine 10/10
Hey Richard, instead of attacking this turn, maybe you should help avert half of us dying.
Alchemy at 5. I show Binary all the fanfics the players of DTG2 made.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Action 2/3
Elemental Retribution at the ready.
Orbit Control: 26/50
Unholy Assault: 1/50
I plan Unholy Assault to be my second-to-last charge for this chain. The last charge I make will be a Realm of the Mad God charge.
Who are you planning to send to the slaughter now? You've already expended one of my commanders, Stheno the Snake Queen. I'm not too sure Limon's very eager about this suicide missions she's been assigned to. My commanders are not mooks, and I only have 3 left after Limon goes!
Don't worry about it. I won't summon Septavius anytime soon.
Septavius the Ghost God? Sure, he's a good strategist, but as long as Archdemon Malphas and Lord Ruthven are safe, I won't be particularly enraged.
If you want, I can send Malphas out to die instead.
No thanks, I'm fine.
Anyways, I perform Chivalrous Chop on Project Binary, slicing deep into its material.
Sword Damage: 109K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Antigrav Surfboard: 4/4 Complete!
Nanomag Glober > Fine: 2/11
==Actions==
The surfboard needs two more things.. and after that work on the real vehicle will begin.
Lothyra then alchemizes Antigrav Surfboard -c Diamond Nanogel. After that she presses a button on her personal iAntimak. The antimatter in it starts building up for a very large shot...
Antimatter Blast: 1/5
She then picks up a duplicate (of iAntimak) and shoots at Binary. Bender fires his Nanomag Glober (at Binary) again.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
=CHARGE=
-7 / 50- Dragoon
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
(Pretty sure using the Thyme now would destroy the universe about (insert Homestuck Arc Number) times over,)
Using the powers of the FEZ, I supercharge THE OTHER SIDE and fire a massive healing burst at all players!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)