Now to duplicate the pistol and start work on the vehicles. Also, I may want to upgrade my structural materials.
Lothyra then Duplicates iAntimak Pistol (x1) and alchemizes (Surf Board -c Antigravity Device) and Carbon Nanogel > Fine. She then pauses for a moment.
Now what can I feed to the pyramid? Oh, I know.
She then presses a button on her remote. All six of her iAntimaks and the two iAntimak Pistols open their barrels with a whirring sound. A humming noise is heard, and the weapons start shooting out white beams of superheated antimatter. The beams, which from the crackling sound they make are contained by a magnetic field, converge to form a glowing white ball (that is also electromagnetically contained), until all of the guns' antimatter has been depleted. She then takes out the first set of origin wands that were duplicated from the pair she was given and waves them at the ball. It begins to glow golden with the creative energies surrounding all of the players. Finally, she energizes the ball with the electricity that the Nanomag Glober will soon emit, and fires the ball at the pyramid. It absorbs the energy of the ball, and fills its storage of healing energies even more (I will beam all of the energies that were created in this pyramid from every post, not just this one, in my last post). It is glowing very brightly now. Bender comes up with an idea.
Wait, doesn't this picture I have drain life energies?
He then begins to show the picture of Langdon Cobb (Twin, Langdon Cobb is a character from Futurama. He is a quantum lichen, a species that sucks the life force out of any living thing that looks at its face or a picture of its face.) to random mobs (not any players or entities). Since their intended recipient (Langdon Cobb's ego) was destroyed, he makes the energies enter the ball (not the pyramid). After he has sucked the life out of a thousand mobs, he finishes.
Hank's condition has re-deteriorated. He won't be recovering on his own. And it seems like its all got to be done in one round, the fez rain seems to be making the red lightning react sharply to everything.
The red lightning continues to snap at the golden drops.
0/3 for Hank's revival...
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I heal myself with advanced warfare
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x12, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 9/10
Gib Tsunami > Fine 9/10
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-6 / 50- Dragoon
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I grab the CHAIRSLAYER and unload it into B1nary.
Due to the POWER OF THE FEZ, the dice is supercharged! (Roll a D6.)
(1: I miss.)
(2: I fire a simple, supercharged burst. Moderate damage.)
(3: B1nary is fried by thousands of lightning blasts! High damage.)
(4: Reroll the die. The next result mini-crits! If rolled twice in a row, I explode violently.)
(5: I shoot a single bullet that explodes in a huge explosion of chairs. High damage.)
(6: I summon some energy versions of Lord Dome and Lord Helix, and they preform an EPIC COMBO. MASSIVE DAMAGE!)
I take out Forge's Light and use the most attack available to me on Binary! In addition to using that attack, I also stab a Forge's Light arrow STRAIGHT THROUGH binary's main terminal-eye thing! I also send 10 boulders rolling down a hill, headed straight for her body! As they roll down the hill, they get coated in various things that are on the hill! Molten rock(eg: lava), poison, spikes, poison spikes, more poison spikes, mayo, mustard, two hamburger buns, a delicious meat patty, pickles, tomato, all in a deep fryer...mmmm...
Ahem. Eventually, the mixture slams into her body!
Lothyra teraports more antimatter from her orbital collectors around Jool into her antimak reactors.
I'd better not use up all my antimatter again. Instead...
She pulls out an Austrailium Medigun from TF2.
I could supercharge this.
She pulls out a small, humming torus-shaped device. It has Tron Lines scattered all over its body, an output "tap", and a slot filled with a canister. All the tech-savy characters recognize it as a Mini Antimak. She then unscrews its power supply, attaches the Mini Antimak with superconductor wire, and modifies the device to use the much more massive amount of power it is receiving now compared to its past operation. She powers the Antimak up, and the gun glows a very bright green.
Turns out Tim Taylor was useful for something.
She then overcharges the gun with Austrailium and the creative energies surrounding all of the players, then aims the gun at the healing ball and presses the trigger. An extremely bright green beam shoots towards the healing ball, adding its energies to it. The beam is so bright that it blinds everyone that looks at it, but undos the damage thanks to its healing powers. A tiny bit of the energy hits Hank, helping in his revival. Bender decides to contribute to the pyramid. He asks Lothyra to overlock his avatar. She does so, and he immediately starts adding more and more computer chips to his avatar, as well as consuming massive amounts of water to cool him down. Finally, once he has so much computer power the he can manipulate code itself like Binary, he channels all his power into the pyramid, reverting his avatar to its original unupgraded, unoverclocked form. The pyramid is now blindingly bright, containing more energy than even the medigun. In the EoTB, right before the healing ball takes effect, the pyramid will beam all of its energies to the ball. Come on guys! Fill the pyramid by shooting it with normal energy before it's too late if you cannot add to the ball directly!
Okay, uh, let's try something. I pick up my Hopesploders and let them roll, desperately hoping that they contribute healing energies to the ball. I then use ONCEST on Binary. Sigh. I just walk over to Hank and take out a nectar potion. I then duplicate it and shove the bottle down his throat, healing him. I also pull out some nanowrap bandages and patch his wounds, and absorb any lightning to regain energy.
Black King's Hat 11/11 Woo, Cascade armor done. I immediately put the hat on, causing me to get a set bonus of... being able to listen to Cascade whenever I want. Woo, go me.
Maid of Life Hood && Wands = The Sparklers (Level 5: 5/6)
Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands = Realism (Level 8: 5/9)
Preview Cascade Armor && Beta Bettalion, because why not.
The red lightning coursing over Hank's body has subsided, it seems his wounds are holding together, but there's still flickers off the red energy lashing at the golden rain, only a little bit more needs to be done to revive Hank, but it needs to be done quickly.
2/3
=ACTION=
x2 HAT COMBO
I use Providence's Topper on B1nary.
(This hopefully won't kill me.)
You use Providence's Topper on Project Binary! His mental capacity easily overpowers yours, and you are thrown out of his mind with great force! 5 damage to you!
Sorry for the !s, I was in the moment. I look at BINARY. "2 can play at that game!"
PENUMBRA PHANTASM use shadows above me to form a roof! It causes me to be fully in a shadow! I then use the shadows around me to alter MY shape! I turn myself into SHADOW TRUE MANIAC! This is smaller than the original, but, heck! As this abomination, I punch, claw, kick, and bite BINARY. I then turn myself back.
"I love this weapon!"
I do the most powerful and imaginative attack possible!!!! I poke Binary's eye.
I then put this in the alchemiter:
Fused Shadow Headpiece & Diamond Sword = ???
I could tell.
500,000 damage!
Project Binary blasts Midna with a glitch beam for her insolence!
PRAIZE THY FEZ! SHOULD YOU AMPLIFY MY ATTACKS, YOU SHALL BE LOOKED UPON, OUR SAVIOR!
WOW! That much damage? I must be crazy!
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution: 49/50
Orbit Control: 24/50
Let's do this again.
Sir, yes, sir!
I ready my weapons, my Black Box, Pump Action CR0WNing Device Shotgun, and my Escape Plan. I adjust my War Pig.
I first begin to fire two Black Box shells upon Project Binary, before rocket jumping and raining lead upon it with my Shotgun. Then, I strike it twice with my Escape Plan before running back and reloading.
Wielding my weapons akimbo now, I rain my clips on the Project, and taking an extensive time to reload. Then, I close in, firing 5 times with my Shotgun, and then, using my Black Box, I launch Project Binary into the air, rocket jump away, and aim my last shot.
GUUUNSHOOOT BRRIIIIIIDE...
I, using the power of improbable aiming skills, proceed to airshot the Project in its most vulnerable area. When I fall to earth, I'm not done yet.
I close in riding on my Escape Plan (cue charger roar), then proceed to deliver to Project Binary an expansive barrage of pickaxe strikes which a normal Minecraft player would use to level a mountain using Wooden Pickaxes, then knock him back with its head for a finishing blow.
I calmly walk up to Project Binary, grind one of my Coldfront Curbstompers into it, and blast it in its weak point using my Shotgun.
I then set up a baseball pitching machine with infinite baseballs and toggle it up to the maximum speed, and aim it at Binary.
It makes sense in context.
I shoot Binary with the Lancer. The club grenades, obviously.
The Cube flickers to online status, and starts scanning thin air! It creates a 3D model of a peculiar object, and manipulates the coding of GodCraft to appearify the actual object! A device that looks a bit like a Portal Gun pops into your hands! You found the Hard-Light Gun! Explanation will come in the End of Turn Battle.
Project Binary forces the machine to overload itself after it's fired a few thousand baseballs, but he still takes 300,000 damage!
I shove Netpatham out of the way/calmly walk past him and attempt to claim the cube , but just. kind of reconsider. I then toss it to Cobalt if I can.
Anyways, I wish I could actually use Life powers. Oh well. I decide to just duplicate a copy of Hemera's Door. I then open it pointing at Bill.
Black King's Hat 9/11
Maid of Life Hood && Wands = The Sparklers (Level 5: 3/6)
Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands = Realism (Level 8: 3/9)
I shove Generic and Netpatham out of the way and claim/investigate the cube. (Let's see how much shoving we can do!)
M134 Arcticbomber complete
The Snapper 2/5
Toxicide 5/11
>Action
I speed-build a beautiful professional-looking hospital complete with medical equipment where Healing Squad can heal Bill's eye. I name it "Elsewhere General Hospital".
>AI Action
03: Anyway, let's do this! SPORT PILE GO!
03/🏅💩/> I summon a clone of every professional sports player in existence. They form a sport pile directly on top of Binary. The sport pile doesn't stop from getting taller and eventually the sport pile becomes a sport wormhole. Binary is sucked in and is forced to play ICBM baseball with 50,000,000,000,000,000 people firing ICBMs at him. He is unable to deflect any of them and is promptly blown into oblivion.
02: Sweet, sport pile!
Failed because of Netpatham!
M134 ARCTICBOMBER: A minigun painted bright red, as to resemble a stick of dynamite! When facing off against a robotic entity, it can charge up a massive Arcticbomb that will steadily delete programs in the entity's AI, inflicting steady damage!
Elsewhere General Hospital stands tall! You and the rest of the Healing Squad, plus Bill Cipher, step inside.
The Glitch's massive power successfully warps many of the ICBMs into each other and into pocket dimensions! However, Project Binary still takes 400,000 damage!
{I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I'M NOT FALLING SINCE I'M NOT EVEN ON THE PLATFORM! NOW LET'S DO THIS! AND THIS TIME, ACTUALLY DEAL SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE TO THAT LIFE BAR! MAYBE!}
???: The cores of so many dying stars, all at the point where they become Iron, materialize around me. Creating a suitably oversized wrench, I get to work, draining the iron for use as assorted metals to fuel a single construction. At first, a minigun. Then, six, forged into a single bigger one. Six more of the Minigun Miniguns, each as strong as 6 miniguns, to create a Minigun Minigun Minigun, the power of 36 miniguns. 6 of those, the Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun - 216 regular miniguns. But more must be had. More firepower, and more. Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun - the power of 1296 regular Miniguns. And then another layer. 7776 Miniguns. Running low on metal, I create another Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun. 15552 miniguns. A wave of power fuses the overkill creations together on a supermassive platform, a long distance from the battlefield platform. Now, the rocket launchers.
{THERE IS A POINT WHERE THIS BECOMES ABSURD, AND I SHALL BREACH IT!}
More star cores coalesce in the sky, snatched up and used to form... something outright absurd. A rocket battery, consisting of 16 rocket launchers. There seems to be something odd about them... 16 is not enough, so I add more until there's 64 rocket launchers. Again, to make 256 rocket launchers. Just to cap it off, and because I'm running low on metal again, I repeat the process and combine the results, for 512 rocket launchers. Added to the top of the supermassive platform, and charged with pure Destruction energy, every minigun and rocket launcher glows silver, only brightening more when a bolt of energy strikes my construction. Slowly, surely, every minigun winds up, every rocket launcher shifts away from their neighbours and takes aim at the one and only target there could be for something of this nature.
Binary.
Every minigun finishes winding up at the same time, and begin firing. The minigun miniguns spin too, rotating the miniguns, and the minigun minigun miniguns do the same. An outright nightmare of $2000 custom tooled cartridges spills out of the back of the Level 7777 Sentry, falling into the endless void below, only to be absorbed into me, and converted into more ammo for the storm. The rocket launchers have yet to fire, still aiming, but once they lock on...
*BEEP*
The miniguns stop firing, but remain wound up. The reason for this? If they were still firing when the rocket launchers unleashed their barrage, the recoil would TEAR OPEN SPACE. Speaking of the barrage, every launcher fires three times, unleashing a storm of 1536 SUPERNOVAS, pulled together by the weight of their gravity. The sheer forces allow every molecule of matter to overcome not only the positive/negative charges, not only the Neutron Degeneracy pressure, but also break an unknown barrier that governs Black Holes. The end product?
There are no words that can define it properly.
The new item barrels into Binary.
And then, just as suddenly as it was created, it explodes.
Meanwhile, on the battlefield itself, the Medic bot army all watch, fearful of the UNDEFINED, until IvanTheSpaceBiker looks down at his Quick-Fix, and notices something that hadn't been there before. Connected in minds, every other Medic checks their own Quick-Fixes, seeing the same thing. A Projectile Shield. All at once, every Medic activates their shield. A gray glow emerges in front of each one, shielding the other players, as well as Bill Cipher, from the impact of the UNDEFINED. The explosion washes over the field, but the shields hold... barely. Half of the devices short out when the wave of the explosion proves too much for them to handle, the rest of the generators failing one after the other, until only one remains, holding out just long enough to prevent friendly fire. The bot Medics then turn to Bill, aiming their Quick-Fixes, and activate their Quick-Fix ubers.
Thanks to Bill technically being out of combat, each Quick-Fix ends up healing him at 302.4 health per second. There being 24 Quick-Fixes, that clocks in at 7257.6 health per second. Over the course of all 8 seconds of QF uber, Bill heals for around 58060 total health, ignoring the little 0.8 at the end. Afterwards, the Medic bots look at each other, silently communicating their thoughts to each other, then turn to me, silent. One bolt of power blasts them, obstructing everybody's view of the bots, although giant silhouettes can be made out thanks to a few light sources...
Real world: The duck expresses displeasure at the thought of returning to the battlefield, but perches back on your shoulder to watch the battle via the update terminal instead.
The Mainframe: Entity body at 8% complete. Stage 1 at 6% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete. binarypower.pwr 20% downloaded. At this rate, it'll take forever to have all the powers I need for this. It's a pity that Piono left BEFORE I thought of this idea, otherwise I'd download that weird soulbinding thing that he did. Oh well, other things are still plenty available for me to try to download. But the process in how to get to download them will mean I need excuses. A lot of excuses. And good ones too. The hard part is coming up with the excuses for some of the things I particularly want to copy - how in the lowest regions of Hell am I supposed to find an excuse to copy the Hazel Wands, for example? And the Tubas?
1,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
The Medics are ready to charge!
Yeah, you can stay here. I don't mind you. Unless you're a spy, of course.
So, ehhh, I thought Binary had 5,000,000 health, not 500,000,000 health. Oh god.
The Ruin Sprout spreads further, unnatural roots digging into the platform, tendrils reaching ever outward...
I raise six of my various ranged alchemies, then open fire, a continuous stream of suppressive destruction targeting Binary precisely, even as I move in a random, evasive manner, preparing for a proper attack...
I stop abruptly, then jump backwards to avoid any attacks, raising the Staff of Thought, now burning with Creation's Flame, in my icy right hand, the silvery pseudoflesh seeming to melt around the Staff, never quite touching its surface, yet maintaining an unshakeable grip. The object hums with psychic power, amplified a thousandfold by my own ability and the Flame wreathing it...
I address Binary: "I doubt this thing's supposed to deal with something of your magnitude, oh lord Doom-Calculator, but then, it wasn't supposed to be charged with Creationfire either, so let us experiment!"
The staff lashes out, seeping into the mind of Binary, finding weaknesses, plans... Then tears itself free, leaving the AI damaged and suffering from a severe migraine!
{I hope this will have some form of debuff for Binary, or a buff for me.}
All charges progress!
300,000 damage to Project Binary! The next attack against him will mini-crit!
Ranch Dressing Bottle && L. Ranch Dressing Elemental && Ranch Conglomerate && Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 5/11)
Piono Parody mode continues!
Fork && Piano Key majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
Also, I dupe an Inky Door and deliver it to Erelye for his belated Christmas gift.
OK...Time to start the procedure! I thank Bill for his awesome hat before I begin. Hats are the best.
I begin charging up a massive sphere of life energy, basically the amount I can charge up at once without falling unconscious or relying on any external power sources. The orb of life that results, about 5 feet in diameter, hovers above me, glowing a nice green color, the color of plants and trees. It's soothing to even approach. It hovers overhead me, smartly out of the way of everything. I then ask the rest of The Healing Squad to add to this orb as best as they can-A Medic's medigun, healing majjyks, anything that can heal. If they can't do that, charge up those that can. We've got an important patient here and I am not going to let him go away dissatisfied.
In order to increase the potency of the healing and make sure the orb doesn't lose energy, I will not be attacking at all this turn, and all heals directed at me will go into the orb instead. The orb will heal Bill Cipher's eyeball during the EoTB after all attacks are done. Don't worry about me dying-The orb will apply itself to Bill's eye on my death as a precaution.
Fork && Piano Key Majjyyks = Metronome (Level 1: 1/2)
Bill tips his other hat to you.
You materialize the Orb of Life! insert and engie's help swirl into it!
My Action: I shoot a drill rocket at Project Binary. The drill is very big, and the rocket moves very fast.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation attempts to use SCP-1543-J-02 to shoot binary into the sun. If that fails, the crew on board commit suicide by deorbiting the satellite and crashing it into Project Binary.
I duplicate one Perfectly Unique Object. Then I throw them at Binary. The resulting confusion of two items that are completely the same and yet somehow Perfectly Unique causes him to overload as he attempts to resolve the not-quite-a-paradox.
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Then the entire construct piledrives into Binary's face, or whatever it is that he manifests as, and explodes.
I then shoot Binary with Diamonds from Lancer. Except they're also now reinforced with Diamonds.
Project Binary quickly roasts the duplicate PUO over an open flame, making it as perfectly unique as the first PUO!
Your wall of text deals 500,000 damage to Project Binary at the cost of the Glitch overloading your text box and causing your Lancer attack to fail!
My Action: I dare the godmodder to do /kill Project_Binary, and bet a healing potion (if he does it he gains 1 HP, otherwise I gain 20 HP). If Project Binary is still there after that, I attack him with the Teraporter in rocket mode.
SCP Foundation Action: The team is distracted by satellite data showing a large unknown entity. Due to small supporting entities around it, it is identified as either a huge asteroid or an alien mothership.
Project Binary is not a player! Therefore, /kill would not work! You just use the Teraporter, and deal 425,000 damage to Project Binary!
>Alchemies
The Snapper 3/5
Toxicide 6/11
M134 Arcticbomber && Floppy disk containing CIH virus = ??? 1/5?
>Action: Online Encyclopedia of Healing Sequences
I use the Origin Wands to summon up balls of eye-healing life energy in rows. A giant array of life energy balls appear in the sky, each with various intensities. The intensities seem to match up with the numbers in each sequence of the OEIS, with a cutoff at 5000 terms per sequence.
The balls slowly merge into a single dense ball of life energy. A000001, number of groups of order n, is the first to merge, followed by the relatively light balls of A000002, which is composed only of 1s and 2s. The ball moves towards the rest of the sequences, sucking them in as it passes. The prime numbers, A000040, are quickly absorbed into the growing green ball of life energy in the blink of an eye. It passes along the path. In ten seconds, it has reached A015592 and A015593. It continues absorbing balls, moving along the perfectly straight path. Soon enough, it has exhausted all the sequences in the OEIS; it floats down, then merges into Tazz's ball of life energy.
>AI Action: Healing Power of Scribe Magic
03: Stand back. My scribe magic can heal the triangle.
03/Scribe_Magic/Healing/Cher-DsrtP/> 03 draws a circle of Blissymbols on the ground. Around it, she draws a circle of katakana. Around that, she writes a poem in Balinese, then several lines of Hittite cuneiform transliterating to "Request for summon life energy ball for Bill Cipher eye healing." She stands in the center and raises her box of writing tools. Suddenly, above her, a ball of life energy appears in the sky. Her request to the God of Writing has been granted. It flies down and merges with Tazz's ball.
04: Woah.
M134 Arcticbomber && CIH Floppy Disk = The Screenfreezer (Level 6: 1/7)
My Action: I throw a Poisoned Phasing Dart, which phases out of existance just before contact and then phases back in inside of Project Binary, causing a combination of telefragging and poisoning to result.
SCP Foundation Action: The unknown object continues to advance, and an emergency operation involving a nuke, a rocket, and a space probe is created in an attempt to defeat the object. 1/10 Unknown Entity.
Contractual Bill-Healing Action: I produce a large inter-universal energy transceiver, assemble it, turn it on, and jack the power cord into my armor, allowing the superconducting cables therein to channel ~341 petawatts/second of energy, transmitted across the Void from the massive reactor banks at Anachron, through my left gauntlet, forming a steadily growing orb of pure energy, brighter than the sun, just above the palm of that hand... Then shadowy frostfire flickers around my right hand, the silver flesh and tainted machinery there forming a sphere of death-dark gray flame, flaring, sputtering, and, of course, growing apace with its counterpart, the damning Hel-gray and incandescent nuclear white forming an unpleasant asymmetry around my battered, cracked armor and the unsteady, tortured whine of its pollutant-spewing reactor...
"Heh, y'know, I could probably turn this into a serious attack, all this energy, the channeled lifeblood of one of the greatest warships in history, and power torn from the heart of a prison for beings the Powers That Be thought too dangerous to kill, in one place... Hope ya appreciate this, Cipher."
I raise both my hands, and speak an unwriteable word... Searing flame arcs from the Life Sphere to the orbs in my hands and back again, faster, faster, and then, almost suddenly, forming a permanent link, allowing the considerable energy I'm harnessing to flow freely into the Life Sphere, converting on contact from the searing death-flame I summoned to the softer, comforting glow of Life Magic!
Electricity sizzles across my armor as a faint patina of smoke begins to form around me, smelling unpleasantly of barbeque and freezerburn...
"You'll want to finish this quick, Tazz, looks like I got some conduit inefficiencies somewhere, and *ah* gettin' a few shorts."
>Alchemies
The Snapper 4/5
Toxicide 7/11
M134 Arcticbomber && Floppy disk containing CIH virus = ??? 2/5?
>Action
I grab the Unicoder and cause several Unicode characters to be placed into Binary's code at random locations, doing absolutely nothing.
As I add the characters, an effect relating to the character happens.
𒋾 U+122FE CUNEIFORM SIGN TI: "First, the most obvious ones. TI is the ideograph for life, so this should do nicely."
⽣ U+2F63 KANGXI RADICAL LIFE: "Well, this is actually the Chinese character and kanji for life as a radical, but it should work. Strong life energy."
● U+25CF BLACK CIRCLE: "And this is to channel the life energy into a ball..." A ball of life energy appears.
⽬ U+2F6C KANGXI RADICAL EYE: "... and specialize it into eyes..."
𖧵 U+169F5 BAMUM LETTER PHASE-E FU REMEDY "and remedying the situation of the eye..." The ball of life energy glows.
◌꙲ U+A672 COMBINING CYRILLIC THOUSAND MILLIONS SIGN "and THIS will raise its intensity by 1,000,000,000 times..."
𖭠 U+16B60 PAHAWH HMONG NUMBER TEN BILLIONS "and another 10,000,000,000 times..." After these two, the ball glows strongly. Z U+200D ZERO WIDTH JOINER: "and this will make it join to any other ball of life energy..." The ball becomes a perfect sphere.
I then begin inputting arrows rapidly. The ball navigates towards Tazz's ball of life and merges with it due to the effect of the ZWJ.
"Here you go, Bill! Life energy specialized for remedying eye problems!"
A door imbued with the Inky Abyss? How kind! Ehehehehehe.
As I have naught else to functionally do with my time, I begin to utilize healing energy to funnel into Tazz's orb. Despite the fact that I am no healer by any meaning of the word.
I pull out the Golden Sunsticks. I pull them back, in a manner that would usually result in the healing of the self. However, at the last moment, I twitch the twin wands to the side. At this precise moment, I fuse the energies of creation within the tool into the full energy of the result. The wands begin to shudder, unable to fully control the arcane power being forced out of their systems. What appears to be a thick, golden liquid leaks from the wand tips, flashing with the energy of creation and repair. I levitate it into the air, and it begins to pulsate with a deep violet light, whilst it forms into a perfect sphere. The liquid itself begins to warp itself, twisting and turning to accommodate for the vast creation energy fused with such a small area. Instantaneously, I force the stuff to accelerate at obscene speeds, instantly making it heat into a gas, and finally a somewhat plasmic energy. Bursting with the fires of creation, the healing plasma is vaulted by my mind directly into the healing orb, energizing it with extreme power, or as much as I can handle. However, I have not already burned out my energy for this post. That would be ridiculous. I pull out several Miniature Green Suns, and a cloned Potion of Binding. Levitating the three Miniature Green Suns into the air, I examine their quality and particularly their link to the energy of the Green Sun. However, there is one problem. The models do not actually possess any magical qualities, and thus cannot be fused via the Potion of Binding. As such, I pull out a small vial of Salis Mundus. Walking over to each individual model, and dropping a pinch on the stuff in each. Hah. The Suns immediately grow to a darker shade of green, and begin pulsating with some unknown energy that I shall research later, once we defeat Binary. I levitate the unstable models as near to each other as I possibly can, infuse them with large amounts of Vis, and then pour the potion over them. In a flash of blinding green light, the dark green stars morph into a regular Miniature Green Sun, but three times larger, exuding far more energy, but still the most minuscule thing possible to comprehend when compared with the actual star. With a final pulsation of energy from my mind, I fuse the slightly more powerful model with the contents of seventeen full Essentia Reservoirs of Sano, creating one of the most potent Life orbs comprehendible by the scholarly. I immediately streak this sphere into Tazz's healing orb.
So the healing process is underway. I think I shall have to use the origin wands.
She ponders how to do this in the best way for a moment, the she waves the origin wands (the one she was given, not the ones that she duplicated) and creates a mysterious green pyramid. It has glowing Tron Lines all over its surface, and its apex appears to be the lens of a laser.
This will take any energy (from a weapon) that is shot at it and turn it into healing energies. I've set it to beam the energies at Tazz's healing ball.
She then takes the 7 iAntimaks she now possesses and shoots them at the pyramid. Suddenly, she hears a beeping noise in her helmet.
M1dna DNA S3qu3nc1ng C0mp13t3. M1dna 3ct0b1010gy R3p0rt C0mpl13t3. P1l3as3 r3turn to space stat10n.
Not now! I'm busy with something! But after that, I shall start the process of finding out exactly who that imp is *rubs hands together*. Also, I'm sure that one of them will prefer to have smaller guns...
She then alchemizes iAntimak -O Shrink = iAntimak Pistol and Antimatter Missile Station > Fine. Bender groans.
Awww. Do I have to do this wimpy healing stuff? Well, maybe I should contact my friend.
He then seems to go afk (he is an actual player, with a copy of Minecraft) for a couple of minutes.
Okay! I've talked with my doctor friend/coworker, and he said that shooting the target with electricity will heal them.
He then shoots his gun at Bill.
BENDER, NO!
Lothyra then uses her counter-godmodding powers to make the attack bounce off Bill and enter the healing pyramid.
ANTIMATTER MISSILE STATION: A platform with an apparatus that heavily resembles a machine gun. It is built to store antimatter missiles inside its barrels and fire them out at targets. The co-ordinates that the user wishes the missiles to land on can be entered in a computer pad on the apparatus, which will use the missiles' guiding systems to travel there. Thankfully, it contains the missiles' potent antimatter power.
You help out the Orb of Life!
iAntimak -O Shrink = Small iAntimak (1/2)
Antimatter Missile Station > Fine = Antimatter Nuke Station (Level 10: 1/11)
I examine another Magic Cueball that I have just created for no real reason. Unless it is a cleverly-named device that is not a cueball at all. Point is, I probably have another tool to discover the secrets of the universe. Once Binary has been defeated, that is. Actually, that give me an idea.
Anyhow, I equip the Everfull Cosmicfruit Pot. Immediately, I go through with the one most effective way of healing I possess. Of course, this method involves killing other living things to heal somebody. The fruits in the pot begin to wither and die, leaking out healing energy infused with creation as they do so in a metaphorical descent into theoretical realms of nonexistence. Anyhow, I teleport the Life energy before myself as I do so, exploiting the 'Everfull' nature of the urn. With my psionic abilities, I blast the withered fruits into oblivion, allowing more to spawn and wither due to my rather clever binding curse. The glob of healing energy mixed with creation grows larger, and continues to pulsate energy in a manner akin to solar rain. Small bursts of unadulterated Life energy on the surface of the body prevent a Horbynyx from being created, a rather helpful occurrence. Theoretically, I could attempt to directly draw from the... no, that is mad. Instead, I draw the Hazel Wand, staring at the healing orb. With an infinitely minuscule twitch of my hand, a small wisp of energy is released. The clearly impotent display of energy floats to the ground, but not before striking the glob of healing energy. As if hit by a catalyst, the glob springs to inanimate life, glowing a pale blue, and pulsating minor blasts of creation energy in milliseconds. Within that minor alteration, there was certainly room to spark off a chain of events that shall ultimately lead to the manipulation of life itself to enact a deal. Hah. Anyhow, the large orb, now currently the size of a small house, ceases growing at alarming rates, only because I deactivated the binding curse. I place the Everfull Cosmicfruit Pot back into my inventory. Then, staring at the orb, I realize the only method to transfer the energy without annihilating it would require nothing short of the Hazel Wand. As such, I arc the rod downwards, violet energy emanating off of it. The glob of creation/Life power conforms to my will, and instantaneously melds into a pure sphere. I put the Hazel Wand away, and merely motion with my hand. Then, the orb accelerates at alarming speeds, stopping directly as it strikes the concentrated healing energy attributed to Tazz. In no case would this constitute the manipulation of a gravitational plane to be the exact same as that of GodCraft. In fact, that would generally be conceived as a dreadful idea. Whichever. I believe this was the most easily-done option, and I appear to have executed it without a hitch.
Now that I have completed my healing fuel, I pull out Eye's Pyramidion. Peering into it, I attempt to view the insides of the White House, having already seen the outside in the distance on our little journey to Universe B during the End of Year 1.
MAGIC CUEBALL: Great. Another one of these things.
You help out the Orb of Life!
You peer into Eye's Pyramidion! All is calm for a few seconds, but then a scene flashes to life! It appears to depict a large room in the White House. There are many people assembled in chairs, watching a massive computer screen. The screen depicts several things: various locations on the server of GodCraft, a view of Earth from the ISS, amateur camera footage of an odd grey ship hovering in the sky, and, most oddly, you and Project Binary in Elsewhere!
You stop looking at the object because frankly, that got more than a little meta.
Hm. I guess I could try to use Life energies. Hold on. I use my Hope powers to summon Brain Ghost Jane and Brain Ghost Feferi, and they use their Life powers to add to the energy ball thing.
Since I am the laziest of persons, I use my Democracy's Octet on Binary, then summon the Midnight Crew for HIGH NOON. After I do so, I proceed to punch out and rummage around Hearts Boxcar's, Clubs Deuce's, and Diamonds Droog's inventories for potential weapons.
Black King's Hat 10/11
Maid of Life Hood && Wands = The Sparklers (Level 5: 4/6)
Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands = Realism (Level 8: 4/9)
You help out the Orb of Life!
Project Binary completely messes up the octet roll, causing all the dice's pips to vanish! It also scrambles your Battle Technique into unreadable text, causing the Midnight Crew to stay put!
I use the Ship-Sinker to obliterate Erelye <3 Netpatham, Erelye <> Netpatham, and Erelye o8< Netpatham with any other possible person. There is no reason for these to exist, and I have the capacity to remove them from the plane of existence. At this point, I proceed to stare creepily directly at Twin. By that, I mean that on the Update Terminal, it appears as if I am staring directly at you. Hah. Why? Because I can see everything now. Well, not really, but you get my point. ((In reality, I just feel like being creepy for no particular reason.))
Mister Amperzand, do you believe we should initiate the cloning process directly upon returning to GodCraft, or after the tour of the
Then, I proceed to pour a vial of ink onto the platform, levitating it with my mind before it actually strikes the ground. I plunge my hand into the abyss, not bothering to create a bubble. With my left hand, I draw the Hazel Wand relatively quickly for somebody who is right-handed. Anyhow, I bring the wand to the edge of the ink pool levitating in the air, and proceed to forge a link to the Inky Abyss. Immediately, gallons of the dark liquid pour out of the pool, coating the platform in ink. I raise the Wand above the portal, and wait. By the time ink begins to flow off the edges of the platform in copious amounts, I slice the Hazel Wand through the pool, and drag it in a northerly direction, cutting through the entire pool with the excessively sharp wand. As the pool is sundered, there is a sound like a clash of thunder, and a bright amethyst line is carved through the ink coating the platform, pulsating pure Vis. Half of the ink instantaneously transforms into liquid Nox, whilst the other is transmuted into pure creation essence. I twitch my wand upward, and the twin halves of liquid instantly disappear. An explosion directly on Binary's eye shows that the creation essence has likely hit its mark, despite the vast amount of players currently attacking him. However, the Nox reappears just before Tazz's healing orb. With a singular thought, the Nox vents out pure vaporous essentia, before fading into nonexistence. This essentia is of a singular type: Sano. The potent vapor, instead of choking the life out of other players, vaults itself into the orb, proceeding to condensate upon the energetic surface of the orb before going within. I turn back to Binary. Staring at it for a few seconds, I materialize the Baroqueback Bowtier, and the 113-Ball. The billiard ball immediately floats into the air, and begins to pulsate with an english aura, due to my previous attacks with the ball. I begin giving off a gaseous Nightmare Fuel aura, to supplement that horrific Trickster-esque aura. As a result, a large amount of organic tentacles erupt from within Binary, tearing at his insides, regardless of whether or not he actually has an internal cavity, or a corporeal form. I proceed to strike the 113-Ball with the Baroqueback Bowtier, causing the ball to strike Binary with a creation-infused blast summoned from reality itself. Under normal circumstances, I would attempt to banish the platform Binary is levitating above to the depths of oblivion, but that would serve to be useless. Not only useless, but likely detrimental, as he would likely resummon it upon us, and instantly decapitate us all. With that in mind, I activate the White Ring, and use it to manipulate the fabric of reality around me, creating a large, impossibly dark dome within which I reside. As a second thought, I manipulate entropy and water around the dome, forging a secondary shield of entropic water. Before it combusts inevitably, I freeze it with a ward designed to activate upon being struck. This should hopefully block an attack, and possibly damage Binary if he attempts to kill me. However, I can quite clearly not see past this infinite darkness. Therefore, I decide to pull out the Voidviewer. I peer within the medallion, and attempt to see into the Inky Abyss, to the very core. I want to see every single edge, every fold in reality within that end of existence. Sadly, I do not get the chance to do so, as I decide to oversee the battle instead. As a final note, I teleport the player who posts below me into the dome as well, protecting them. Also, would the Hivemind CPU actually function correctly in this fight? As in, create an entity that would fight for us 100% of the time, and only attack Binary? If so, I use it, and order the resultant TIE-Fighter to attack Binary.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
You help out the Orb of Life!
600,000 damage to Project Binary!
You and Tazz are protected from attack this turn!
You use the Hivemind CPU, adding a TIE-Sentry to the field!
Ranch Dressing Bottle && L. Ranch Dressing Elemental && Ranch Conglomerate && Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 6/11)
Fork && Piano Key majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
We need to go further! Scissors && Severed Left Pinky majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I use Gutza's new pyramid of power to use all of my non-level 10 Alchemies on the pyramid, generating a load of life energy. Then, to seal the deal, I then pull out the Golden Globe, brimming with enough life to animate solid Australium. I pump as much life energy from it into the now-giant sphere of life as possible, with beefy ontomonopeia declaring such phrases as "Lifey!" and "Medical Attention!"
The Life Sphere's size is now roughly that of a small mansion, and super-concentrated to boot. Keep adding to it, though! Who knows how much we'll need to fully heal the eye!
I infuse Green Sun energies into Bill using Caledbec, healing his eye and transforming him from Shattered Bill into Guardian Bill. This grants him limited (very limited, yet still very powerful) First Guardian powers as well as restoring his foresight.
I throw a rock at Binary, one infused with the power of twos. That's right, Binary. Twos. Heh. Caledball: 6/11.
Oh. Looks like [REDACTED]? You might want to [REDACTED]. She won't stop until you're dead if I can read her well enough. And she's not dying easily. After all, she is still alive.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I heal myself with gib tsunami
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x11, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 8/10
Gib Tsunami > Fine 8/10
My Nether-Witch gives me a POTION OF EYE-HEALING, which I then throw into the healing ball. Then, the shadows above Binary turn into a 4-TON weight. It drops on him.
Alchemy at 2. I grab Binary's face and squeeze hard!
I make an emerald barrier with the Staff of Ysera to block attacks against some players.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 60$ _ Wilson's charges A: 9/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x3 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x13 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x2 (2$) <|> Potion of Strength x2 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
+2 Potions
Potion of Night Vision O0O Potion of magnification = Potion of Cats Eye 2/3
Wilson splashes whoever posts next with a potion of Critmist.
The barrier will take up two attacks against players before disintegrating!
Now to duplicate the pistol and start work on the vehicles. Also, I may want to upgrade my structural materials.
Lothyra then Duplicates iAntimak Pistol (x1) and alchemizes (Surf Board -c Antigravity Device) and Carbon Nanogel > Fine. She then pauses for a moment.
Now what can I feed to the pyramid? Oh, I know.
She then presses a button on her remote. All six of her iAntimaks and the two iAntimak Pistols open their barrels with a whirring sound. A humming noise is heard, and the weapons start shooting out white beams of superheated antimatter. The beams, which from the crackling sound they make are contained by a magnetic field, converge to form a glowing white ball (that is also electromagnetically contained), until all of the guns' antimatter has been depleted. She then takes out the first set of origin wands that were duplicated from the pair she was given and waves them at the ball. It begins to glow golden with the creative energies surrounding all of the players. Finally, she energizes the ball with the electricity that the Nanomag Glober will soon emit, and fires the ball at the pyramid. It absorbs the energy of the ball, and fills its storage of healing energies even more (I will beam all of the energies that were created in this pyramid from every post, not just this one, in my last post). It is glowing very brightly now. Bender comes up with an idea.
Wait, doesn't this picture I have drain life energies?
He then begins to show the picture of Langdon Cobb (Twin, Langdon Cobb is a character from Futurama. He is a quantum lichen, a species that sucks the life force out of any living thing that looks at its face or a picture of its face.) to random mobs (not any players or entities). Since their intended recipient (Langdon Cobb's ego) was destroyed, he makes the energies enter the ball (not the pyramid). After he has sucked the life out of a thousand mobs, he finishes.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I heal myself with advanced warfare
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x12, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 9/10
Gib Tsunami > Fine 9/10
=ACTION=
I grab the CHAIRSLAYER and unload it into B1nary.
Due to the POWER OF THE FEZ, the dice is supercharged! (Roll a D6.)
(1: I miss.)
(2: I fire a simple, supercharged burst. Moderate damage.)
(3: B1nary is fried by thousands of lightning blasts! High damage.)
(4: Reroll the die. The next result mini-crits! If rolled twice in a row, I explode violently.)
(5: I shoot a single bullet that explodes in a huge explosion of chairs. High damage.)
(6: I summon some energy versions of Lord Dome and Lord Helix, and they preform an EPIC COMBO. MASSIVE DAMAGE!)
I take out Forge's Light and use the most attack available to me on Binary! In addition to using that attack, I also stab a Forge's Light arrow STRAIGHT THROUGH binary's main terminal-eye thing! I also send 10 boulders rolling down a hill, headed straight for her body! As they roll down the hill, they get coated in various things that are on the hill! Molten rock(eg: lava), poison, spikes, poison spikes, more poison spikes, mayo, mustard, two hamburger buns, a delicious meat patty, pickles, tomato, all in a deep fryer...mmmm...
Ahem. Eventually, the mixture slams into her body!
Lothyra teraports more antimatter from her orbital collectors around Jool into her antimak reactors.
I'd better not use up all my antimatter again. Instead...
She pulls out an Austrailium Medigun from TF2.
I could supercharge this.
She pulls out a small, humming torus-shaped device. It has Tron Lines scattered all over its body, an output "tap", and a slot filled with a canister. All the tech-savy characters recognize it as a Mini Antimak. She then unscrews its power supply, attaches the Mini Antimak with superconductor wire, and modifies the device to use the much more massive amount of power it is receiving now compared to its past operation. She powers the Antimak up, and the gun glows a very bright green.
Turns out Tim Taylor was useful for something.
She then overcharges the gun with Austrailium and the creative energies surrounding all of the players, then aims the gun at the healing ball and presses the trigger. An extremely bright green beam shoots towards the healing ball, adding its energies to it. The beam is so bright that it blinds everyone that looks at it, but undos the damage thanks to its healing powers. A tiny bit of the energy hits Hank, helping in his revival. Bender decides to contribute to the pyramid. He asks Lothyra to overlock his avatar. She does so, and he immediately starts adding more and more computer chips to his avatar, as well as consuming massive amounts of water to cool him down. Finally, once he has so much computer power the he can manipulate code itself like Binary, he channels all his power into the pyramid, reverting his avatar to its original unupgraded, unoverclocked form. The pyramid is now blindingly bright, containing more energy than even the medigun. In the EoTB, right before the healing ball takes effect, the pyramid will beam all of its energies to the ball. Come on guys! Fill the pyramid by shooting it with normal energy before it's too late if you cannot add to the ball directly!
Okay, uh, let's try something. I pick up my Hopesploders, and desperately hope that they contribute healing energies to the ball. I then use ONCEST on Binary.
Sigh. I just walk over to Hank and take out a nectar potion. I then duplicate it and shove the bottle down his throat, healing him. I also pull out some nanowrap bandages and patch his wounds, and absorb any lightning to regain energy.
Black King's Hat 11/11 Woo, Cascade armor done. I immediately put the hat on, causing me to get a set bonus of... being able to listen to Cascade whenever I want. Woo, go me.
Maid of Life Hood && Wands = The Sparklers (Level 5: 5/6)
Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands = Realism (Level 8: 5/9)
Preview Cascade Armor && Beta Bettalion, because why not.
It looks like the Cascade Armor is as complete as you're going to get...
Project Binary forces the Glitch to enter and corrupt every facet of your coding, killing you from the inside out! You all glitch into various blocks and entities from vanilla Minecraft before returning to your normal selves! 9 damage to everyone except Erelye and Tazz!
The TIE-Sentry deals 250,000 damage to Project Binary! The Godmodder uses the Red Tooth and tears a gaping hole straight through the Glitch! He then aggresses Project Binary with the blade, enrapturing it in his fires of fire! 5,000,000 damage!
In Elsewhere General Hospital, the Orb of Life has grown to an absolutely obscene size! Its green energy crackles, with the golden energy of creation over it as a facade! It towers over all of you, and Bill too! He stares at it as best as he can with his shattered eye.
BILL: WELL, Y0U ALL HAD BETTER H0PE TH1S W0RKS! LET'S GET TH1S SH0W 0N THE R0AD!
The Healing Squad concentrates, and, with Bill's help, the Orb emits a massive white light and crackles with energy akin to the Green Sun! It shrinks to the size of a cueball... The massive density of the ball causes it to throb with an immensely powerful light. If you don't do something about it soon, it could collapse... Thankfully, the Healing Squad has it covered.
They push it over to Bill's blinded eye. An energy stream trailing behind it, it slowly floats over to Bill...
And then, it connects.
A blinding explosion occurs, green energy flying everywhere and the icon of Life hovering in a hologram over Bill! The conflagration reaches a head when Bill is engulfed in a massive green fireball, fueled by life itself! Everyone, even Project Binary, is startled...
When the fireworks subside, Bill is left in the middle, a smoke trail curling out of his eye...
BILL: 1... 1... 1 CAN SEE. WA1T? 1 CAN! HA-HA!
1 CAN SEE!
BILL: W0W! Y0U GUYS REALLY HELPED ME 0UT 0F A B1ND! 1 MEAN, 1 GUESS 1 WAS D01NG PRETTY G00D W1TH0UT MY EYE, BUT MAN... 1T FEELS L1KE THE F1NAL P1ECE 0F THE PUZZLE HAS BEEN ADDED! THE LAST CURTA1N, 0PENED! BILL: 1 GUESS 1 D0N'T REALLY NEED T0 TALK L1KE TH1S ANYM0RE... 1'M N0T BL1ND. AND UGH, 1T FEELS L1KE 1'M SH0UT1NG! But... Th1s really doesn't feel r1ght to me... 1'M G0NNA ST1CK W1TH TH1S. HEY, 1F 1T A1N'T BR0KE! BINARY: C0NGRATULAT10NS, B1LL. Y0UR EYE 1S F1XED. N0W GET 0UT 0F HERE. REMEMBER, Y0U'RE B0UND T0 Y0UR C0NTRACT. BILL: THAT 1 AM! WELL, 1 GUESS TH1S 1S THE PART WHERE 1 LEAVE! EVEN TH0UGH 1 D0N'T FEEL L1KE 1 SH0ULD BE SAY1NG TH1S, WHAT W1TH MY NEUTRAL AL1GNMENT AND ALL, 1 W1LL. THANKS!
Bill slowly floats up into the sky.
BILL: BUT HEY. EVEN TH0UGH TH1S C0NTRACT 1S B1ND1NG AND ALL, AND 1'M 0BL1GATED T0 LEAVE, D0N'T TH1NK TH1S MEANS WE'RE G01NG T0 BE FR1ENDS! TH1S TH1NG'S G01NG T0 EXP1RE AT S0ME P01NT! AND EVEN TH0UGH 1'M N0T G0NNA BE AR0UND T0 SEE Y0UR ADVENTURE END, 1'LL KN0W. 0H, 1'LL KN0W. BILL: AND 1 TH1NK Y0U SH0ULD KN0W TH1S: BILL: THERE'S G01NG T0 C0ME A T1ME WHERE Y0UR H0PE 1S G01NG T0 BE L0ST, AND Y0UR V1CT0RY W1LL BE UNCERTA1N! Y0UR REWARDS, USED AGA1NST Y0U! Y0UR ENEM1ES, EMP0WERED! AND AT THE MATE, 0NLY B1NARY'S BANE CAN STAND TRUE. BILL: BUT UNT1L THEN, 1'LL BE WATCH1NG Y0U! AS ALWAYS.
He fades away, riding off in his wheel.
Netpatham has earned the Hard-Light Gun! It's a prototype weapon from Aperture Science, and hasn't been fully developed. It runs off of Hard-Light and fires it in its attacks! The resulting energy can be used defensively and offensively: you can use it to create a Hard-Light Shield that will protect entities or players from attack, and you can use it to fire a volley of Hard-Light Projectiles at an enemy! It has a cooldown of three turns.
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy Project Binary!
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
HP: 477,185,000/500,000,000.
~
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 80% SERVER INTEGRITY: 25% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0% FACTION INTEGRITY: 0% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48% CODE INTEGRITY: 65% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65% PLAYABILITY: 60% SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.
Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.
The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
And Hank's revival counter resets again. Three actions this round, you guys can do it! 0/3
vvv: oops, I'm blind. Sorry. Fixing this post!
Hank sputters, looks around groans, and then stumbles to his feet.
Red lightning flashes around him, continuing to zap all the golden drops of rain. Fine. I guess its still not my time yet.
Hank looks around.
He twitches a little bit. gorilla I've gotta get rid of this stuff. Somehow...
He looks at Binary. And judging from who everyone is aiming at... I have a pretty good idea who to target.
Hank slams his mutated fist into the platform that everyone is standing on.
A massive wave of red lightning rumbles out of it, spreading out in a wave pattern, rippling over the edge in a massive wall of red power. You may have more power than I do Binary. But I have more experience with it.
The massive wave crashes into Binary. Improbability energy vs. Glitch energy. The evolved manifestation of its predecessor. There is a massive explosion. And then another.
Hank straightens up as the wave of massive, crackling energy continues to smash into Binary. That's not going to hurt him. But it will definitely make it hard for him to see or hit us.
As long as the Fez rain continues, the wave of improbability energy will continue to smash into Binary's glitchiness, obstructing his view and attacks, greatly reducing the effectiveness of his attacks.
Um. Three actions happened? Whatever. /null
Okay then. Well, I am going to make the Nightfall Armor. But anyways, it's time to punch something. I put on some boxing gloves, then take them off and put the Cascade Armor back on. I then proceed to use Typheus' Might to summon a giant whirlwind, lifting up the Elsewhere General Hospital. I then proceed to crush it and reform the debris into a giant fist, which I shove into Binary, while it's rotating fast enough to drill straight through him.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 1/11
Sparklers finished. (Jane's God-Hood && Wands)
Realism (Orb of Hope && Wands) 6/9
*waits impatiently for HARD-LIGHT GUN AWESOMENESS*
/anticipatorynull
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Mein Gott... the Fez does that, am I wrong? 450K damage...
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution: 50/50 COMPLETE!
Orbit Control: 25/50
Is it okay if I summon an entity right now? If not, I can wait until the Godmodder becomes the main enemy again.
When he does, I'll pummel him to the floor, tear him in half with my sword, and blast him into oblivion with my shotgun!!
Makes sense that an evil god clad in dark armor, sword and shield included, has a shotgun...
Don't question me. I might have been drunk when I forged it.
Let's see how my martial arts skills are...
I approach Project Binary as my fists and feet erupt into a purple flame.
"Let's get this party started!"
I then unleash a left hook on Project Binary, followed by a right hook and a roundhouse kick. A few seconds later, I slam Project Binary down, before performing an uppercut, knocking it into the air, jump up to meet it, while in the process uppercutting both hands into it, propelling the flames from my fists, and drop-kick it on the way down with my two feet, passing on their flames to their point of impact.
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I do hope Twin correctly interpreted my helping the Orb of Life...
Edit; Thank you. You'd replied to posts below mine first, so I was a little concerned, given how easily misinterpreted my walls-o'-text can be.
I guess...This can be fancier constructivation....?
SCIENCE!
I guess I had best do some comparison testing.
I open fire with the Hard Light Gun on Binary, and simultaneously use the Disruptor-Projector to launch a barrage of explosive hard-light projectiles at Binary.
I then put up a shield with the Disruptor-Projector whilst eating a Golden Apple from that massive glitchiness attack.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Snapper complete
Toxicide 8/11
The Screenfreezer 3/7
I reveal that I was saving some of the life energy from the OEIS Grid for myself! In particular, the A046859 series has not been assimilated, so I heal myself with the power of the Ackermann function.
Speaking of the Ackermann function, I attack Binary A(g64,g64) times with every weapon at my disposal, simultaneously cutting through him with the Nuclear Powersaw, firing on him with all of my M134s, etc. Eventually, I finish and get tired, so I just sit back and take out the Unicoder. Editing his code, I come across his "takeDamage" routine. I turn it into an endless recursive function, causing Binary to take damage infinitely whenever he takes damage. I then fire the Snapper and Chemocide at him... well, you know the rest - endless recursive function, endless damage, Binary fixes it after several days of trying to read my heavily obfuscated code that is so unreadable even a supercomputer like Binary takes 3 whole days to figure out what I changed and how to fix it, then once he's done he realizes that I have been spraying him with fluoroantimonic acid and chlorine trifluoride the entire time and Elsewhere General Hospital is now hurtling towards him at relativistic speeds.
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iAntimak Pistol: 2/2 Complete!
Nanomag Glober: 7/9
==Actions==
Now to duplicate the pistol and start work on the vehicles. Also, I may want to upgrade my structural materials.
Lothyra then Duplicates iAntimak Pistol (x1) and alchemizes (Surf Board -c Antigravity Device) and Carbon Nanogel > Fine. She then pauses for a moment.
Now what can I feed to the pyramid? Oh, I know.
She then presses a button on her remote. All six of her iAntimaks and the two iAntimak Pistols open their barrels with a whirring sound. A humming noise is heard, and the weapons start shooting out white beams of superheated antimatter. The beams, which from the crackling sound they make are contained by a magnetic field, converge to form a glowing white ball (that is also electromagnetically contained), until all of the guns' antimatter has been depleted. She then takes out the first set of origin wands that were duplicated from the pair she was given and waves them at the ball. It begins to glow golden with the creative energies surrounding all of the players. Finally, she energizes the ball with the electricity that the Nanomag Glober will soon emit, and fires the ball at the pyramid. It absorbs the energy of the ball, and fills its storage of healing energies even more (I will beam all of the energies that were created in this pyramid from every post, not just this one, in my last post). It is glowing very brightly now. Bender comes up with an idea.
Wait, doesn't this picture I have drain life energies?
He then begins to show the picture of Langdon Cobb (Twin, Langdon Cobb is a character from Futurama. He is a quantum lichen, a species that sucks the life force out of any living thing that looks at its face or a picture of its face.) to random mobs (not any players or entities). Since their intended recipient (Langdon Cobb's ego) was destroyed, he makes the energies enter the ball (not the pyramid). After he has sucked the life out of a thousand mobs, he finishes.
Wow. That's neat.
He then fireburps on Binary.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
The red lightning continues to snap at the golden drops.
0/3 for Hank's revival...
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I heal myself with advanced warfare
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x12, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 9/10
Gib Tsunami > Fine 9/10
=CHARGE=
-6 / 50- Dragoon
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I grab the CHAIRSLAYER and unload it into B1nary.
Due to the POWER OF THE FEZ, the dice is supercharged! (Roll a D6.)
(1: I miss.)
(2: I fire a simple, supercharged burst. Moderate damage.)
(3: B1nary is fried by thousands of lightning blasts! High damage.)
(4: Reroll the die. The next result mini-crits! If rolled twice in a row, I explode violently.)
(5: I shoot a single bullet that explodes in a huge explosion of chairs. High damage.)
(6: I summon some energy versions of Lord Dome and Lord Helix, and they preform an EPIC COMBO. MASSIVE DAMAGE!)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Alchemy at 3. All the AFK players in this game appear around me! I grab them, forming a ball with them, and throw it at Binary.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Ahem. Eventually, the mixture slams into her body!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I help Hank's resurrection by using Robo-Me as a source for electricity for, you guessed it, electro shock therapy. Yay!
While a ShoutboxTM flies up to Binary and explodes.
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Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: 2
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Surf Board -c Antigravity Device: 2/4
Carbon Nanogel > Fine: 2/??
Nanomag Glober: 8/9
==Actions==
Lothyra teraports more antimatter from her orbital collectors around Jool into her antimak reactors.
I'd better not use up all my antimatter again. Instead...
She pulls out an Austrailium Medigun from TF2.
I could supercharge this.
She pulls out a small, humming torus-shaped device. It has Tron Lines scattered all over its body, an output "tap", and a slot filled with a canister. All the tech-savy characters recognize it as a Mini Antimak. She then unscrews its power supply, attaches the Mini Antimak with superconductor wire, and modifies the device to use the much more massive amount of power it is receiving now compared to its past operation. She powers the Antimak up, and the gun glows a very bright green.
Turns out Tim Taylor was useful for something.
She then overcharges the gun with Austrailium and the creative energies surrounding all of the players, then aims the gun at the healing ball and presses the trigger. An extremely bright green beam shoots towards the healing ball, adding its energies to it. The beam is so bright that it blinds everyone that looks at it, but undos the damage thanks to its healing powers. A tiny bit of the energy hits Hank, helping in his revival. Bender decides to contribute to the pyramid. He asks Lothyra to overlock his avatar. She does so, and he immediately starts adding more and more computer chips to his avatar, as well as consuming massive amounts of water to cool him down. Finally, once he has so much computer power the he can manipulate code itself like Binary, he channels all his power into the pyramid, reverting his avatar to its original unupgraded, unoverclocked form. The pyramid is now blindingly bright, containing more energy than even the medigun. In the EoTB, right before the healing ball takes effect, the pyramid will beam all of its energies to the ball. Come on guys! Fill the pyramid by shooting it with normal energy before it's too late if you cannot add to the ball directly!
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Sigh. I just walk over to Hank and take out a nectar potion. I then duplicate it and shove the bottle down his throat, healing him. I also pull out some nanowrap bandages and patch his wounds, and absorb any lightning to regain energy.
Black King's Hat 11/11 Woo, Cascade armor done. I immediately put the hat on, causing me to get a set bonus of... being able to listen to Cascade whenever I want. Woo, go me.
Maid of Life Hood && Wands = The Sparklers (Level 5: 5/6)
Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands = Realism (Level 8: 5/9)
Preview Cascade Armor && Beta Bettalion, because why not.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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2/3
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Fire-Spiker || Iron Ingot = Ingotspiker (Level 3: 1/4)
200,000 damage!
You use Providence's Topper on Project Binary! His mental capacity easily overpowers yours, and you are thrown out of his mind with great force! 5 damage to you!
I could tell.
500,000 damage!
Project Binary blasts Midna with a glitch beam for her insolence!
Fused Shadow Headpiece && Diamond Sword = Twiliblade (Level 5: 1/6)
450,000 damage to Project Binary!
The Cube flickers to online status, and starts scanning thin air! It creates a 3D model of a peculiar object, and manipulates the coding of GodCraft to appearify the actual object! A device that looks a bit like a Portal Gun pops into your hands! You found the Hard-Light Gun! Explanation will come in the End of Turn Battle.
Project Binary forces the machine to overload itself after it's fired a few thousand baseballs, but he still takes 300,000 damage!
Lancer deals an additional 450,000 damage!
Failed because of Netpatham!
You help out Bill!
Failed because of Netpatham!
M134 ARCTICBOMBER: A minigun painted bright red, as to resemble a stick of dynamite! When facing off against a robotic entity, it can charge up a massive Arcticbomb that will steadily delete programs in the entity's AI, inflicting steady damage!
Elsewhere General Hospital stands tall! You and the rest of the Healing Squad, plus Bill Cipher, step inside.
The Glitch's massive power successfully warps many of the ICBMs into each other and into pocket dimensions! However, Project Binary still takes 400,000 damage!
Indeed.
The baseballs move so fast that the Glitch causes them to fail to be registered as an actual object, and so they blink out of existence!
The anti-glitch gun deals 250,000 damage to Project Binary!
1,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
The Medics are ready to charge!
Yeah, you can stay here. I don't mind you. Unless you're a spy, of course.
*shrugs*
300,000 damage to Project Binary! The next attack against him will mini-crit!
Fork && Piano Key Majjyyks = Metronome (Level 1: 1/2)
Bill tips his other hat to you.
You materialize the Orb of Life! insert and engie's help swirl into it!
Minicritted 300,000 damage to Project Binary!
SCP-1543-J-02 deals an additional 300,000 damage!
Project Binary quickly roasts the duplicate PUO over an open flame, making it as perfectly unique as the first PUO!
Your wall of text deals 500,000 damage to Project Binary at the cost of the Glitch overloading your text box and causing your Lancer attack to fail!
Project Binary is not a player! Therefore, /kill would not work! You just use the Teraporter, and deal 425,000 damage to Project Binary!
M134 Arcticbomber && CIH Floppy Disk = The Screenfreezer (Level 6: 1/7)
You help out the Orb of Life!
350,000 damage to Project Binary!
You help out the Orb of Life!
You help out the Orb of Life!
150,000 damage to Project Binary!
+6 HP to you!
You help out the Orb of Life!
ANTIMATTER MISSILE STATION: A platform with an apparatus that heavily resembles a machine gun. It is built to store antimatter missiles inside its barrels and fire them out at targets. The co-ordinates that the user wishes the missiles to land on can be entered in a computer pad on the apparatus, which will use the missiles' guiding systems to travel there. Thankfully, it contains the missiles' potent antimatter power.
You help out the Orb of Life!
iAntimak -O Shrink = Small iAntimak (1/2)
Antimatter Missile Station > Fine = Antimatter Nuke Station (Level 10: 1/11)
MAGIC CUEBALL: Great. Another one of these things.
You help out the Orb of Life!
You peer into Eye's Pyramidion! All is calm for a few seconds, but then a scene flashes to life! It appears to depict a large room in the White House. There are many people assembled in chairs, watching a massive computer screen. The screen depicts several things: various locations on the server of GodCraft, a view of Earth from the ISS, amateur camera footage of an odd grey ship hovering in the sky, and, most oddly, you and Project Binary in Elsewhere!
You stop looking at the object because frankly, that got more than a little meta.
The Shockwave-Laser Cannon deals 750,000 damage to Project Binary!
The Detonation Core deals 650,000 damage to Project Binary!
BINARY: N0W Y0U'RE JUST BE1NG RUDE.
You help out the Orb of Life!
Project Binary completely messes up the octet roll, causing all the dice's pips to vanish! It also scrambles your Battle Technique into unreadable text, causing the Midnight Crew to stay put!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
You help out the Orb of Life!
600,000 damage to Project Binary!
You and Tazz are protected from attack this turn!
You use the Hivemind CPU, adding a TIE-Sentry to the field!
You help out the Orb of Life!
Bill sure hopes you know what you're doing...
400,000 damage to Project Binary!
What?
+5 HP to you!
You help out the Orb of Life!
Project Binary is a giant orb! He has no face!
The barrier will take up two attacks against players before disintegrating!
gutza's attack below will crit!
SMALL iANTIMAK: Yep.
Surfboard -c Antigravity Device = Antigrav Surfboard (Level 3: 1/4)
Carbon Nanogel > Fine = Diamond Nanogel (Level 2: 1/3)
You help out the Orb of Life!
Critted 400,000 damage to Project Binary!
But what did you target?
+4 HP to you!
(4) You re-roll!
(5) Minicritted 750,000 damage!
Project Binary quickly creates several railguns and shoots up the anti-viruses with the deadliest virus projects known to man!
450,000 damage to Project Binary!
550,000 damage to Project Binary!
300,000 damage to Project Binary!
You help out the Orb of Life!
You help out the Orb of Life!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 .JPEG'S IRE - ONCEST
1,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
BLACK KING'S HAT: The crown worn by the Black King of Derse.
Cascade Armor && Beta Batallion = The Beta Brigade (Level 12)
It looks like the Cascade Armor is as complete as you're going to get...
Project Binary forces the Glitch to enter and corrupt every facet of your coding, killing you from the inside out! You all glitch into various blocks and entities from vanilla Minecraft before returning to your normal selves! 9 damage to everyone except Erelye and Tazz!
The TIE-Sentry deals 250,000 damage to Project Binary! The Godmodder uses the Red Tooth and tears a gaping hole straight through the Glitch! He then aggresses Project Binary with the blade, enrapturing it in his fires of fire! 5,000,000 damage!
In Elsewhere General Hospital, the Orb of Life has grown to an absolutely obscene size! Its green energy crackles, with the golden energy of creation over it as a facade! It towers over all of you, and Bill too! He stares at it as best as he can with his shattered eye.
BILL: WELL, Y0U ALL HAD BETTER H0PE TH1S W0RKS! LET'S GET TH1S SH0W 0N THE R0AD!
The Healing Squad concentrates, and, with Bill's help, the Orb emits a massive white light and crackles with energy akin to the Green Sun! It shrinks to the size of a cueball... The massive density of the ball causes it to throb with an immensely powerful light. If you don't do something about it soon, it could collapse... Thankfully, the Healing Squad has it covered.
BILL: 1... 1... 1 CAN SEE. WA1T? 1 CAN! HA-HA!
BILL: W0W! Y0U GUYS REALLY HELPED ME 0UT 0F A B1ND! 1 MEAN, 1 GUESS 1 WAS D01NG PRETTY G00D W1TH0UT MY EYE, BUT MAN... 1T FEELS L1KE THE F1NAL P1ECE 0F THE PUZZLE HAS BEEN ADDED! THE LAST CURTA1N, 0PENED!
BILL: 1 GUESS 1 D0N'T REALLY NEED T0 TALK L1KE TH1S ANYM0RE... 1'M N0T BL1ND. AND UGH, 1T FEELS L1KE 1'M SH0UT1NG! But... Th1s really doesn't feel r1ght to me... 1'M G0NNA ST1CK W1TH TH1S. HEY, 1F 1T A1N'T BR0KE!
BINARY: C0NGRATULAT10NS, B1LL. Y0UR EYE 1S F1XED. N0W GET 0UT 0F HERE. REMEMBER, Y0U'RE B0UND T0 Y0UR C0NTRACT.
BILL: THAT 1 AM! WELL, 1 GUESS TH1S 1S THE PART WHERE 1 LEAVE! EVEN TH0UGH 1 D0N'T FEEL L1KE 1 SH0ULD BE SAY1NG TH1S, WHAT W1TH MY NEUTRAL AL1GNMENT AND ALL, 1 W1LL. THANKS!
Bill slowly floats up into the sky.
BILL: BUT HEY. EVEN TH0UGH TH1S C0NTRACT 1S B1ND1NG AND ALL, AND 1'M 0BL1GATED T0 LEAVE, D0N'T TH1NK TH1S MEANS WE'RE G01NG T0 BE FR1ENDS! TH1S TH1NG'S G01NG T0 EXP1RE AT S0ME P01NT! AND EVEN TH0UGH 1'M N0T G0NNA BE AR0UND T0 SEE Y0UR ADVENTURE END, 1'LL KN0W. 0H, 1'LL KN0W.
BILL: AND 1 TH1NK Y0U SH0ULD KN0W TH1S:
BILL: THERE'S G01NG T0 C0ME A T1ME WHERE Y0UR H0PE 1S G01NG T0 BE L0ST, AND Y0UR V1CT0RY W1LL BE UNCERTA1N! Y0UR REWARDS, USED AGA1NST Y0U! Y0UR ENEM1ES, EMP0WERED! AND AT THE MATE, 0NLY B1NARY'S BANE CAN STAND TRUE.
BILL: BUT UNT1L THEN, 1'LL BE WATCH1NG Y0U! AS ALWAYS.
He fades away, riding off in his wheel.
Netpatham has earned the Hard-Light Gun! It's a prototype weapon from Aperture Science, and hasn't been fully developed. It runs off of Hard-Light and fires it in its attacks! The resulting energy can be used defensively and offensively: you can use it to create a Hard-Light Shield that will protect entities or players from attack, and you can use it to fire a volley of Hard-Light Projectiles at an enemy! It has a cooldown of three turns.
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy Project Binary!
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
HP: 477,185,000/500,000,000.
~
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 80%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 25%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48%
CODE INTEGRITY: 65%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65%
PLAYABILITY: 60%
SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
TIE-Sentry: [???]
The Healing Contract: [???] Signatures: Bill Cipher, TheLordErelye, Amperz4nd, generic, engie_ninja, gutza1, ManiacMasteR, The_Serpent, CobaltShade.
~
insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 11/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 1/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 1/25.
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 1/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 1/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 20/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 1/20.
TT2000: [???] HP: 1/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 1/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 3/20.
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 1/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 1/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 1/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 1/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 1/20.
OverlordXcano: [???] HP: 1/20.
Flare Flames: [???] HP: 1/20.
Homerharry: [???] HP: 1/20.
YellowPie84: [???] HP: 1/20.
omglolsguy22: [???] HP: 1/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 1/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 5/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 10/20.
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 0/30.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 1/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 3/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 1/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 1/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 1/20.
~
Mech Buster Cannon: [???] HP: 177,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIIIContract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: IIIChaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???.Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III IN USE (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III IN USE (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III DISABLED (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II DISABLED (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Sacred Items:
7 Hog Slop
15 Elf Tears
6 Pie Filling
18 Weasel Snot
And Hank's revival counter resets again. Three actions this round, you guys can do it!0/3vvv: oops, I'm blind. Sorry. Fixing this post!
Hank sputters, looks around groans, and then stumbles to his feet.
Red lightning flashes around him, continuing to zap all the golden drops of rain.
Fine.
I guess its still not my time yet.
Hank looks around.
He twitches a little bit.
gorilla
I've gotta get rid of this stuff.
Somehow...
He looks at Binary.
And judging from who everyone is aiming at...
I have a pretty good idea who to target.
Hank slams his mutated fist into the platform that everyone is standing on.
A massive wave of red lightning rumbles out of it, spreading out in a wave pattern, rippling over the edge in a massive wall of red power.
You may have more power than I do Binary.
But I have more experience with it.
The massive wave crashes into Binary. Improbability energy vs. Glitch energy. The evolved manifestation of its predecessor. There is a massive explosion. And then another.
Hank straightens up as the wave of massive, crackling energy continues to smash into Binary.
That's not going to hurt him.
But it will definitely make it hard for him to see or hit us.
As long as the Fez rain continues, the wave of improbability energy will continue to smash into Binary's glitchiness, obstructing his view and attacks, greatly reducing the effectiveness of his attacks.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Okay then. Well, I am going to make the Nightfall Armor. But anyways, it's time to punch something. I put on some boxing gloves, then take them off and put the Cascade Armor back on. I then proceed to use Typheus' Might to summon a giant whirlwind, lifting up the Elsewhere General Hospital. I then proceed to crush it and reform the debris into a giant fist, which I shove into Binary, while it's rotating fast enough to drill straight through him.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 1/11
Sparklers finished. (Jane's God-Hood && Wands)
Realism (Orb of Hope && Wands) 6/9
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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/anticipatorynull
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Mein Gott... the Fez does that, am I wrong? 450K damage...
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution: 50/50 COMPLETE!
Orbit Control: 25/50
Is it okay if I summon an entity right now? If not, I can wait until the Godmodder becomes the main enemy again.
When he does, I'll pummel him to the floor, tear him in half with my sword, and blast him into oblivion with my shotgun!!
Makes sense that an evil god clad in dark armor, sword and shield included, has a shotgun...
Don't question me. I might have been drunk when I forged it.
Let's see how my martial arts skills are...
I approach Project Binary as my fists and feet erupt into a purple flame.
"Let's get this party started!"
I then unleash a left hook on Project Binary, followed by a right hook and a roundhouse kick. A few seconds later, I slam Project Binary down, before performing an uppercut, knocking it into the air, jump up to meet it, while in the process uppercutting both hands into it, propelling the flames from my fists, and drop-kick it on the way down with my two feet, passing on their flames to their point of impact.
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Edit; Thank you. You'd replied to posts below mine first, so I was a little concerned, given how easily misinterpreted my walls-o'-text can be.
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I fire a beam at binary.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Hey. I already HAVE that. Bluh.
Oh well.
I guess...This can be fancier constructivation....?
SCIENCE!
I guess I had best do some comparison testing.
I open fire with the Hard Light Gun on Binary, and simultaneously use the Disruptor-Projector to launch a barrage of explosive hard-light projectiles at Binary.
I then put up a shield with the Disruptor-Projector whilst eating a Golden Apple from that massive glitchiness attack.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Toxicide 8/11
The Screenfreezer 3/7
I reveal that I was saving some of the life energy from the OEIS Grid for myself! In particular, the A046859 series has not been assimilated, so I heal myself with the power of the Ackermann function.
Speaking of the Ackermann function, I attack Binary A(g64,g64) times with every weapon at my disposal, simultaneously cutting through him with the Nuclear Powersaw, firing on him with all of my M134s, etc. Eventually, I finish and get tired, so I just sit back and take out the Unicoder. Editing his code, I come across his "takeDamage" routine. I turn it into an endless recursive function, causing Binary to take damage infinitely whenever he takes damage. I then fire the Snapper and Chemocide at him... well, you know the rest - endless recursive function, endless damage, Binary fixes it after several days of trying to read my heavily obfuscated code that is so unreadable even a supercomputer like Binary takes 3 whole days to figure out what I changed and how to fix it, then once he's done he realizes that I have been spraying him with fluoroantimonic acid and chlorine trifluoride the entire time and Elsewhere General Hospital is now hurtling towards him at relativistic speeds.