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Dude, the DM would probably make your shots hit the players, and if a player dies, they can't come back for an entire turn. And we are on a Boss Battle. You have to specify who you are shooting, like a random pro godmodder entity or a specific entity. Also, don't try to ban the Godmodder now. Or attack him in any way, shape, or form, because we have a contract to fight an Eldricth Abomination called the Glitch. Read the latest post by TwinBuilder.
@Erelye Hmm, i see. Seems weird that you can make stronger weapons than the alchemized ones by... making them appear and then upgrading them by saying so, but i suppose in the context of the game they are just as powerfull as a level ten altough they are "outside the game" much stronger.
Not exactly. We upgraded these weapons with more charges. Anything else goes to the Forge, please.
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I Stab Bill's eye with my Bliиg Bayoиet.
Sub-Blight Cannon && Eldan Claw && Keyblade ||
Sub-Blight Cannon && Eldan Claw && Keyblade || Left Hand = The Keymaster (Level 4: 1/5)
No, it won't take 3 posts to make. It will take 5.
Bill auto-parries the attack with the Quills of Echidna!
If I'm right, you're replacing R and N with similar symbols from the Cyrillic {Russian} alphabet. They are pronounced completely differently, but this is irrelevant.
The Ultimatum 2/11
Dual Thanoscythes 2/8
All charges progress!
I choose a random player, than create a Hel-Ice exoskeleton for them, providing resistance to fire, and blocking a few attacks!
It's not "The Ultimatum". It's just "Ultimatum".
You choose generic, since he posted below you! He will be shielded from attack this turn!
OBJECTION!! THAT ATTACK WAS AMBIGUOUSLY AIMED AND YOU KNOW IT. Ugh. Whatever. Disgruntled. I pull out a few more items and throw them at Bill. IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS. Bill suddenly finds himself in possession of a Magic Cueball with a convenient viewport in it and a Pocket Alchemiter I looted from Scratch's Claw Machine. I'll provide the final item we need once our Dealers figure out a proper contract. I mean, SURELY Binary isn't so cruel as to withhold the magic cue balls he has from you, and SURELY he would be willing to let us help you, right? I mean he seems to be awfully unhelpful to somebody he entered a binding contract with, but maybe that's just me. And he does seem to be awfully lazy on the front of telling you how he intends to help you, especially when he has the means at his disposal to know how to do so. But hey that's just me talking.
Panicked. Oh gog oh gog why. And again our fate lies in the hands of somebody who has never learned the concept of punctuality. Great. I probably shouldn't be dissing him like this but still. He does have a tendency to be truant. Seriously. Oh well, time to sit back and twiddle my thumbs. And buy a potion of nectar from Laiko. (+2 TALIST, BUYING ANOTHERE NECTAR POTION) Now to act sensibly. I use the duplicator and dupe the original potion, then drink the duplicate to get back to full health.
Potion of Potential OOO Ground-Up Fluorite 1/??
Nectar Potion && Decanter of Endless Water 1/?? (Such OP much godmod)
Black King's Hat 4/11
What do you mean?
BILL: GEE, THANKS A L0T! 1T'S N0T L1KE B1NARY HAS PLACED A L0CK 0N ALL 0RACLE DEV1CES 0R ANYTH1NG! BES1DES, TH1S DEAL SAYS THAT B1NARY HAS T0 BE THE 0NE T0 HEAL ME! AND 1F HE CAN'T, THEN HE CAN C0NS1DER 0UR L1TTLE TRUCE NULL AND V01D! 1SN'T THAT RIGHT, B1NARY? BINARY: ...YES. 1NDEED 1T 1S. Y0U KN0W, HAVE Y0U EVER C0ME T0 THE C0NCLUS10N THAT 1T JUST S1MPLY 1S TH1S HARD T0 F1ND AN 0BJECT SU1TABLE F0R A REPLACEMENT EYE? BILL: 0H, C0ME 0N! Y0U'RE SUPP0SED T0 BE THE SMARTEST GUY 1N Y0UR UN1VERSE! L0G1C D1CTATES Y0U SH0ULD HAVE F0UND 1T BY N0W!
+Final 5 HP to you!
Potion of Potential OOO Fluorite Dust = Potion of Light (1/2)
Nectar Potion && Decanter of Endless Water = [REDACTED]
Whatever the latter item will make, it's not even supported by the game at this point!
46/50 Operation Mothership (charging stopped until glitch defeated)
45/50 AF Hangar (charging stopped until glitch defeated)
My Action: I cause the Blessing of Accuracy to activate, which means that all attacks this turn automatically hit and deal at least 1000 damage.
SCP Foundation Action: A golden apple (the enchanted kind that gives you regen 5 for 30 seconds) is requisitioned, and research begins.
1/3 Golden Apple Slices
Project Binary causes the OP Scale to bend backwards and somehow roll back, rendering the Blessing of Accuracy too OP to exist! The Godmodder glares at the supercomputer for this blatant violation of the OP Scale's rules...
I finish the Fire-Spiker! It looks like the Nail Pogo, but with a flaming SHARP nail in its place. It is also red colored instead of green now.
I jump back and forth so fast that the flames get even bigger before landing a sick POP in Glados's eyes.
I offer Bill money for eye surgery if he helps us and apologize for the spitting part. Come on people, We may need him to defeat Binary! And even if its not, he will make our fight alot easier.....
FIRE-SPIKER: An upgraded black version of the Nail Pogo with red flame decals running on its sides. Its nail can now be set on fire to deal burning damage to its opponents!
GLaDOS died already!
Bill doesn't need money! He's a dream demon with mastery over the mind and coding!
46/50 Operation Mothership (charging stopped until glitch defeated)
My Action: I use the Teraporter to teraport ALL the glitched sections of the map into a space the size of a single block right in front of Project Binary. Because of the sheer mass of the glitched portions of the map (since this includes the entire Far Lands), a black hole immediately erupts. The inescapable nature of the black hole traps the glitch inside it (not even light can escape a minor black hole, there is so much mass in this black hole that not even glitch matter can escape), then begins to suck in Project Binary. Also, the OP scale is broken after the glitch has effected the server for so long, so this attack cannot overflow the OP scale because the OP scale is gone.
SCP Foundation Action: A special slicing device is produced to slice the Golden Apple. Golden Apple Slices 2/3.
You attempt to use the Teraporter do this, but find no blocks to even teraport! Wherever you are, it looks like it's near the very outskirts of GodCraft... In addition, the OP Scale was just demonstrated to still exist! It will probably outlive the server because it's a concept and is extremely hard to kill!
(Hey Twin, could we just say that the Computer Shrinking Alchemy I am about to finish this turn is a Diminutive Computer?)
Antimatter Missile Station: 5/10
Midna DNA Seqencing: 15/20
Midna Ectobiology Report: 15/20
Tesla Globe:4/4 Complete!
Diminutive Computer: 2/2 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra looks at Binary.
I cannot fight him now. No one can.
She turns to Flare.
Except you. Go now. Fulfil your destiny. Use the Fez. All I can do is alchemize for after this.
She turns away.
It seems Bender has gotten himself killed again, this time due to his lame jokes. I'd prefer to teraport his backup body, but it seems that the Glitch is messing that up, so I'll have to use the appearifier.
Lothyra: I then press a button on my suit. A green flash of light appears in the middle of the platform. Bender emerges.
WHAT! I DIED AGAIN! THAT'S NO FAIR! WHY COULDN'T FRY DIE? A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, HE DIED OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHILE PROPOSING TO HIS HOT GIRLFRIEND! Good thing my little meatbag made it in the end... *sniffle*. Okay, time to actually recreate my gun!
Bender: I then alchemize Tesla Globe & Nanomag Plasma Rifle.
Lothyra: While Bender is having his rant, I alchemize Diminutive Computer -O Shrink = Microscopic Computer.
Alright, hold on. This has gotten confusing. Did you ever shrink the Computer in the past BEFORE last turn?
TESLA GLOBE: A massive tesla coil that produces a huge electrical field, and even seems to have its own gravitational field.
Maniac: So, I can change anything, eh? I use my new alchemy to turn a cube into a circle! The fact that a circle exits in Minecraft causes a chunk to teleport above and on to Bill! ...Somehow....
Mister Cipher? We appear to have a proposal for you, concerning the restoration of your sight, and, by extent, the abilities that come with it in totality. Whether you accept it is completely up to your own volition. I apologize for the lack of eloquence. I am quite certain Tazz would have been more elegant in his introduction. Please, hear me out. And, with that statement, I begin to read the paper aloud.
Bill Cipher Healing Contract
A ) All willing healers, collectively referred to here as The Healing Squad, consisting of only fully willing Players who would wish to heal Bill Cipher's eye and who have signed the contract to become members of The Healing Squad, will attempt to fully heal Bill Cipher's blinded eye. Fully healing constitutes full function of the eye that will not be impeded by any force nor be temporary enough as to stop functioning within a year or sooner, bar any intentional harm by outside parties that The Healing Squad has not intentionally sent to harm Bill Cipher's eye. Any intentional attempt to harm or sabotage the healing of Bill Cipher's by The Healing Squad's members will count as a breach of contract-this being defined as any action that would impede the healing process or otherwise bring unneeded and fully intentional harm to Bill Cipher. There will only be one healing attempt-a pure blast of Life energies, proven to not have any harmful side-effects in excess, direct to the blinded eye. If the attempt fails and it is not a breach of contract, part B will not be enforced, but otherwise the contract will still stand. Any harmful side effects (designated as causing physical and/or mental pain and/or damage of a severe sort, or otherwise weakening or limiting the overall powers and abilities of Bill Cipher) caused by the healing of the eye that were inevitable due to the method used to heal on part of The Healing Squadron is not a breach of contract, but only those side-effects. Otherwise, any side-effects are considered a breach of contract. Due to outside conditions, the healing will only be attempted once-any further healings, even by members of The Healing Squad, are not bound by the terms and conditions of this contract.
B ) If the healing is successful and Bill Cipher's eye is brought to full function, Bill Cipher is to immediately leave GodCraft and any other universes designated as being a part of 'Universe C' and the cluster of universes that GodCraft and 'Universe C' belong to, AKA the Trifecta, in the past, present or future. Bill Cipher cannot come back under any instance, bar future willing arrangements made by both parties mentioned herein (The Healing Squadron and Bill Cipher). Bill Cipher, in addition, cannot intentionally influence events in GodCraft, Universe C, and/or The Trifecta at all, barring direct contact by members of The Healing Squad and future arrangements made by them. If Bill Cipher is to break any of these rules, it is a breach of contract. If a future document at least 1 year after a successful healing from the perspectives of all involved parties, as well as the perspectives of all peoples of the Gravity Falls universe falling under a standard temporal pace and without any extended unconscious suspension, is to override these rules and is in effect, then Bill Cipher is excused, but otherwise he is bound by this contract and cannot go back.
C ) As a show of goodwill, all members of The Healing Squad and Bill Cipher will cease attacking one another, effective from the signing of this contract until, in the case of a failed healing, 30 seconds from all member's perspectives after the healing attempt, or, in the case of a successful healing, 1 year from all member's perspectives, as well as the perspectives of all peoples of the Gravity Falls universe falling under a standard temporal pace and without any extended unconscious suspension after the healing attempt. Any intentional and successful attempt to physically and/or mentally harm Bill Cipher in any serious or lasting way by official members of The Healing Squad, or vice-versa, will be considered a breach of contract. If Bill Cipher or any official members of The Healing Squad are mentally hijacked by any outside parties and forced to attack will not be a breach of contract; the attack must be of their own free will, wholly intentional, and wholly successful; in addition, any breach of part A by harming Bill Cipher is also a breach of part C. Any successful and intentional attacks by any outside parties, regardless of any affiliation The Healing Squad or Bill Cipher may have towards them, is not a breach of contract; the same applies to any attacks against the aforementioned outside parties.
D ) Any breach of contract in any of the aforementioned parts will be met with the following conditions: The offenders will immediately follow through with their agreed-upon parts without having to uphold any part of the contract themselves: In case The Healing Squad breached contract, they would be forced to attempt to Heal Bill Cipher's eyeball, obeying all rules outlined above in section A, and forcibly bound to do so via Order majjyks; In case Bill Cipher breached contract, he would be immediately forced to obey part B to the letter, without first receiving healing from his eye, and forcibly bound to do so via Order majjyks. If the breach of contract repeats a second time by the same offender, or the order majjyks have somehow been terminated, the offending party will be subject to immediate death by Glitch or Universe Eater, whichever is most convenient at the time.
Does this seem a fair deal to you? The restoration of your lost abilities in exchange for a personal cease-fire? If not, I am terribly sorry for wasting your time. However, if you ascertain this would be beneficial to you, and you wish to comply, please. Sign here. Unfortunately, I do not think a handshake is adequate, as I am serving as a conduit, for Tazz is currently deceased. Unless you wish to give his corpse a handshake.
I hold up the paper, to show several lines at the bottom, clearly used for placing signatures upon. It appears as if the first one is taken up by Tazz's signature. Whilst I extend the contract to Bill, I fumble around in my inventory for a pen.
+4 HP to you!
BILL: WELL, L00K1E HERE! SEEMS THAT Y0U GUYS MAY ACTUALLY HAVE A SH0T AT HEAL1NG MY EYE AFTER ALL, HUH? 1 W0NDER 1F MR. SUPERC0MPUTER HERE KNEW THAT W0ULD HAPPEN. BINARY: Y0U'RE... Y0U'RE N0T ACTUALLY C0NS1DER1NG D01NG TH1S, ARE Y0U? BILL: HEY. THEY MANAGED T0 D0 1N A DAY WHAT HAS TAKEN Y0U M0NTHS. S0 EXCUSE ME 1F 1'M N0T GRAV1TAT1NG T0WARDS THE1R PLAN!
Bill slowly turns to Project Binary. Fire seems to be in his hands.
BILL: Y0U WHAT?! Y0U'VE KN0WN F0R ALL TH1S T1ME AND Y0U HAVEN'T EVEN T0LD ME? S0 Y0U WERE D01NG TH1S T0 KEEP ME 1N CHECK, HUH? WHAT'S THE P01NT 0F REVEAL1NG TH1S N0W? BINARY: PERHAPS 1 N0 L0NGER SEE A NEED T0 KEEP Y0U 1N CHECK. THAT 1S, KN0W1NG WHAT W1LL 0CCUR R1GHT N0W, AND 0VER THE C0URSE 0F THE NEXT FEW DAYS. BILL: ALR1GHT THEN. TELL ME. WHAT'S S0 P0WERFUL THAT 1T CAN HEAL MY EYE?
The image of a yin-yang flashes on Project Binary's eye.
BILL: 0H... HEH. HEHEH... THAT'S ACTUALLY N0T A BAD 1DEA! G00D J0B, B1NARY. Y0U F1NALLY MANAGED T0 PULL THR0UGH. BUT GUESS WH0 PULLED THR0UGH F1RST! THESE GUYS! TH1S MEANS THAT, TECHN1CALLY, Y0U D1DN'T UPH0LD Y0UR END 0F THE BARGA1N! BINARY: BUT... 1 JUST D1D. Y0U ARE 0BL1GATED T0-- BILL: Y0U D1D 1T UNDER PRESSURE, AND THE KN0WLEDGE THAT THEY WERE AB0UT T0 BEAT Y0U T0 A DEAL. S0 SHUT 1T. AS 0F R1GHT N0W, 1 AM V01D1NG THE DEAL THAT WE MADE! 1'M N0T W0RK1NG F0R Y0U ANYM0RE, PAL! BINARY: Y0U... Y0U HAVE N0 R1GHT. 1 SH0WED Y0U H0W T0 HEAL Y0UR EYE, D1DN'T Y0U? WHY W0ULD Y0U TAKE ADV1CE FR0M THE ENEMY?! BILL: ENEMY? HEH. 1 SEE N0 ENEMY! 1'M W0RK1NG AL0NE N0W, B1NARY! AND 1T L00KS L1KE Y0U ARE T00! N0W AS F0R Y0U GUYS...
Bill turns back to you.
BILL: 1T L00KS G00D, BUT THERE'S 0NE TH1NG 1'D L1KE T0 AMEND! BINARY: D0N'T L1STEN T0 H1M! HE W1LL 0NLY--
Project Binary completely glitches out of existence.
BILL: ...AHEM. AS 1 WAS SAY1NG, 1 WANT T0 CHANGE 0NE TH1NG! Y0U SEE, 1 L1KE THESE UN1VERSES! AND 1 TH1NK C0MPLETELY EX1L1NG ME FR0M THEM 1SN'T VERY FA1R! S0 H0W AB0UT WE CHANGE TH1S DEAL JUST A B1T S0 THAT 1 CAN'T 1NTERACT W1TH THESE UN1VERSES 1N WAYS THAT W1LL D1RECTLY AFFECT TH1S WAR? S1MPLE EN0UGH, R1GHT? WHAT D0 Y0U SAY? D0 WE HAVE A DEAL?
Bill extends his hand. Flames circle around it. His name appears on the Contract in purple fire. Project Binary reappears, enraged.
46/50 Operation Mothership (charging stopped until glitch defeated)
45/50 AF Hangar (charging stopped until glitch defeated)
My Action: I use a splash potion of strength to double the damage of the next 3 posters.
SCP Foundation Action: 3/3 Golden Apple Slices. "Well, the apple provides regeneration 5 for 30 seconds in its whole form. By cutting it into 6 parts, 6 people can get regeneration 5 for 5 seconds, plenty to recover nearly all HP." The 6 most injured players get a god apple slice, providing a huge amount of healing to them.
Project Binary weakens the potion by removing nearly all of its contents! The next three posters will minicrit instead!
+8 HP to Netpatham, Irecreeper, Nimbleguy, fseftr, Flare Flames, and Homerharry!
I summon a pair of ready-inked quills from nothingness and offer one to Erelye, then sign the Contract with the other, my signature an unusual symbol seemingly at odds with my scientific nature.
"I am no healer, but H3 and myself have quite a bit of power to contribute to such an attempt."
I in a spirit of !!Science!! I first insure the plating around my biological self and essential machinery is quite intact, then discharge the Straightshooter into the Void around us at a mathematically perfect level, waiting to see what happens.
All charges progress!
I hypercharge my shields, waiting for something to happen with my one assured foe...
Before the arrow gets much far, it becomes glitched into a torch. Since torches can't float in the air, it drops into the nothingness below.
I retrieve the Scribe's Wands and use them to sign my name on the Contract. Apprehensive. I know you're going to betray us eventually. In fact I know you have likely already done so. And I wouldn't put it past you to have meddled with us months in the past (but not many.) However, with this contract we should at least have a reprieve from your meddling. What's past is past, and I don't care about the integrity of a time I never knew. And at the very least, we trust you more than we trust him. Not that that's saying much.
Potion of Fluorite 2/??
Decanter of Endless Nectar 2/??
Black King's Hat 5/11 ... Can I get a preview of this?
I accept Amp's second quill, and sign the contract with thin, spindly cursive, hesitantly adding the Tengwar symbol commonly attributed to my name, though it represents 'Er,' as an afterthought. I also locate the pen in my inventory, and offer it to Bill, if he has accepted the deal, and needs a writing utensil.
Then, I proceed to heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks. Afterwards, I bring up a ward on a random player. Not just any ward. The literal apex of warding foci, attached to the Hazel Wand, is used to cast this ward. Focal manipulation applied in the finest manner. Hundreds of thaums of Vis and pure experience were fused with this focus to create it, not to mention my warding capability, to the point of making a block capable of withstanding a large thermonuclear warhead without the slightest contrivance. Violet runes fly around the affected player, slowly fading into a golden color before disappearing to the eye. I could use the same spells attributed to runic shielding, but those are essentially melded with the original. This ward should protect the random player from an attack or so.
+5 HP to you!
You cast the ward on XDGrangerDX! She is shielded from attack this turn!
Diamond Armor && Applied Phlebotinum = Plot Armor 10/10 (additional +1 from last turn due error)
Master Emerald 8/10 (additional +3 from last turn due error)
The Painchimer && The Silencer 1/? (A question, how were Erelyes wands made if all upgrades add at least 1 level and the level is capped at 10? Same for the tubas.)
The Noisemaker powerlevel: 8 (additional +3 from last turn due error)
"Hey Bill! I got this handy potion there, it reverses attributes such as blindness! I belive you might be interrested in that. What do you think? Oh to clarify, im not part of that so called "Healing Squadron", i prefer to make fun
The deal? Oh lets make it simple, you get this potion and i get omniscience forever. Yes. Omniscience for us both, sounds good right? None of that leave godcraft stuff, no binding for 1 year stuff.
To be frank, im sticking on this server because i can do SCIENCE here so i dont have much interrest in shutting down GodCraft, but if i obtain omniscience i wont have to research any further and minecraft as whole can me some."
Granger boredly tosses some rocks at Binary. Cant harm Bill now or he might refuse my offer... how boooring.
PLOT ARMOR: A set of nearly invisible armor. You can feel it warp space and time around you, almost warping plot itself. It seems that whenever you wear this armor, you will be protected from all fatal attacks, and death will not even touch you. You will escape most scenarios nearly unscathed.
The Painchimer && The Silencer = Perfectly Generic Object (Level 0: 1/1)
Interesting... It seems that whenever you alchemize an item with a 1/1 version of itself, the two will cancel each other out and create a PGO.
Erelye and Nimbleguy just used plain ol' charges for their weapons to upgrade them. I know Infusion Altars had something to do with it.
BILL: S0RRY K1D, BUT 1'M N0T SURE A P0T10N Y0U MADE 1N TW0 P0STS C0ULD CURE S0METH1NG AS TW1STED AS MY BL1NDNESS! Y0U'D NEED S0METH1NG M0RE... P0TENT!
The rocks glitch into Testificates. Their AI is so bad that they walk off the platform entirely.
{WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. THE ONLY FLAW IN THIS PLAN IS THAT IF FLARE FLAMES IS AFK, WE CAN'T USE THE WHATEVERMATHINGY. IN THE MEANTIME, I FEEL WE'RE GOING TO NEED MEDICS.}
???: Companion Cube has joined the server.
I sign the Bill Cipher Healing Contract, as seen in Erelye's post, by equipping a microphone from nowhere and SINGING my name onto it. Somehow. The recently-joined bots coalesce into a large group behind me, then all change class to Medic, building uber by healing each other at random with quick-fixes.
{HOW CONVENIENT! MEDICS! 24 OF THEM. GRANTED, THEY ARE MERELY BOTS, BUT MEDICS ARE MEDICS. THEY'RE ALL MINE, TOO. FUNNY THING, ONLY ONE OF THOSE NAMES UP THERE ISN'T AN OFFICIAL BOT NAME. YOU CAN GUESS WHICH ONE, BUT NO CHEATING VIA THE TF2 WIKI, BECAUSE CHEATING IS RUDE.} (If there is a DTG game, and cheats are available for it, at this point all active cheats will turn off, while all cheats regardless of if they are active automatically disable themselves. Cheating is rude, don't do it. Developer Console commands are fair game though.)
The Mainframe: The dimensions have just been sorted out, and construction is underway of... hmm... I really need a fancy name for this side project... uh... Project Side? No, that's a horrible name. Hmm... Project Manhattan. I think that would accurately describe what the finished result will do to conventional multiversal warfare. Entity body at 2% complete. Stage 1 at 2% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete.
The sad thing is that I get most of the references of those medic names. Legion of Medics added!
I'm pretty sure the odd man out is "THEM". Let me go check on the Wiki... Nope. I was wrong.
Lothyra signs the contract. Then she thinks for a minute.
Hmm. My nanobot swarm "transformers" would require a substance that can change into any other substance. Where would I get that... wait! Bender keeps saying he's 40% of completely different substances! What if he was made of 40% of a substance that can morph into other substances!
She examines Bender under a microscope.
Grrr. I don't see anything special. I can't analyze it at my lab.
She thinks some more.
Maybe I should put the nanobot transformers on hold for now. I might have to prepare for when they come. First, weapons.
Lothyra: I then Duplicate iAntimak 6 times in the Duplicator.
WAIT WHAT? I'M FORTY PERCENT OF EVERYTHING? WOW! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BEAT MY BODY AND I CAN CHANGE COMPOSITION! I'll try it now. Hmm. I've always wanted to be light, so, HYDROGEN? I'M FORTY PERCENT HYDROGEN! *Beat Beat*
Bender start feeling much lighter.
+1 Signature!
If you want to duplicate iAntimak six times, that will take 5 posts.
Twin, you can be helpful, but why be overly specific?
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution: 46/50
Orbit Control: 21/50
I use Chivalrous Chop upon the Arrival Forces, having nothing better to do.
Sword Damage: 109K/250K
Because stuff like TT2000's post will happen.
The Magma Mortar deals 10,000 damage to Bill Cipher! Not a very good idea, attacking the guy who you're trying to strike a deal with... You aim Chivalrous Chop at Project Binary, but several tendrils ensnare you and throw you back down to the ground!
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Heal myself with gib tsunami
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x18, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 4/11
Gib Tsunami > Fine 4/11
Switching to diplomacy mode...Bill. Why did you start working with Binary in the first place?
+4 HP to you!
BILL: 1 WAS GETT1NG B0RED 0F BE1NG STUCK 1N N1MBLEGUY'S M1ND! 1 WANTED T0 G0 FURTHER, EXPL0RE! S0 1 WENT AR0UND AND L00KED, AND THE G0VERNMENT 0FFERED ME A J0B! S0 N0W 1'M STUCK HERE. 1 KN0W, N0T A VERY 1NTEREST1NG ST0RY, BUT HEY! THAT D0ESN'T REALLY MATTER MUCH!
Maniac: I realize that where we are, there's a lot of shadows. I use PENUMBRA PHANTASM to turn them into hands, grabbing and holding down Bill. I then go all out on him with this scythe.
Midna: A giant ball drops on Bill, surrounded by fireworks. Happy new year!
Alas, some think obtaining omniscience is a simple affair, of which it only takes a singular statement to rectify. Of course, what do I know? I am a disgrace to reality itself. However, I am not a fool, at least not completely. I have spent quite some time attempting to learn the secrets of the universe.
I continue to hold out the contract for all to sign. I also heal myself with the Everful Cosmicfruit Pot.
Then, I twitch the Hazel Wand slightly. Almost instantaneously, a dim light ignites from the tip of the wand, glowing with a phosphorescent light. With a sudden jerk, I slash the Hazel Wand through the air. A blaze of violet streaks from behind it, burning through reality once more. Nox, still looking like an End portal, pours from the much larger rip in spacetime. With a telekinetic urge, the stuff begins pouring profusely from the precise incision, pooling to the bit of the platform before me. I examine the fluid whilst still telekinetically dragging more out. Finally, I stop, dragging the Hazel Wand over the rip. I begin muttering incessantly, slowly moving the wand from one edge of the large rift to the other. The rip begins to fade. The viscous fluid before me lies relatively inert, looking slightly suspect of possessing arcane properties. Slightly. /s Anyhow, I point the Hazel Wand upwards. Immediately, the Nox levitates into the air, the collective fluid shining in a perfect cube. I suddenly duck down to the platform, Wand in hand. I stab the unfathomably sharp tip into the platform, beginning to inscribe a symbol. After approximately thirty-six seconds, I stand once more, observing my creation. What appears to be a rift shaped exactly the same as the symbol I inscribed, pulsing out amethyst energy. I look over to the cube of Nox, and it dissolves. Immediately, the symbol begins to exude arcane power at an absurd rate, pulsing pure Vis. I utilize this to my advantage. Putting away the Hazel Wand, I merely raise my hand upwards, and the energy begins moving at an obscenely swift rate, speeding across the general area at ridiculous speeds. I proceed to allow my arm to fall back to my side, but not before staring into the metaphorical heart of the symbol. Immediately, the energy being exuded, and the Vis flow towards me, engulfing me in a sea of various shades of violet. Several seconds later, the instability subsides. I stand, coated in some exoskeleton of pure energy. With a flick of the Hazel Wand, the symbol evaporates. This armor should protect me, though its efficiency may differ from what I expect it to be.
THE BRAINFREEZER: A black crystal ball that radiates with an absolutely unhealthy amount of eldritch energy. The occult and terrible powers of the Outer Gods swirl in its surface, and those who peer into its gaze will find their minds shattered entirely and wrecked nearly beyond repair.
You use THE FEZ! Red and gold light encircles you. The Glitch seems to be moving away from you, seeking shelter elsewhere... Inside the folds of reality, you can see, clear as a day, a entire dimension laid out perfectly in front you, outside of the ones you occupy. It is in front of behind. Seen and unseen. The world shifts around you, and your eyes are opened as if for the first time. All you have to do is reach out and...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 60$ _ Wilson's charges A: 9/50, B: 15/50 (+2 from Insert_Generic) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x14 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x2 (2$) <|> Potion of Strength x2 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
Ahh, so realistic. Both of us think our gifts are inadequate.
Huh? A... contract? I have some healing abilities, maybe I can help. Wilson takes the contract and reads through it, his ears folding down slightly. I... I can't agree to this... Not in its current form at least. I also don't think this is a very good way of going about this. First of all, "There will only be one healing attempt-a pure blast of Life energies" What... What if I don't know how to do "a pure blast of Life energies"? I don't even know what my methods of healing would be considered. There are other methods of healing, such as alchemical healing and cellular regeneration. We can't just bet everything on black, we need to at least consider other methods. So, I cannot agree to this. Also, what if I fall under section D and am thus forced to try to heal Cipher with magic I don't have?
Attacks: 39/50 + 2/50
+1 potion
Awkward Potion OOO Golden Carrot = Potion of Night Vision 1/2
Awkward Potion OOO Lens = Potion of ??? ½
I take a heavily defensive stance.
Awkward Potion OOO Golden Carrot = Potion of Night Vision (1/2)
Awkward Potion OOO Lens = Potion of Magnification (1/2)
All hail the glorious Flare, master of the Truant ability, for having stopped loafing around! Huzzah, huzzah! Anyways. Helpful. So. Bill. Assuming that the deal doesn't work out, I do happen to have a mechanical eye on my person. I would also imagine that you have some amount of depth, enough that a mechanical eye would actually have room to install itself. In the unfortunate event that one or more of us do not, in fact, have Life abilities that we can use, I would be willing to give you the final thing that, in conjunction with the other items I have given you, should in theory be capable of restoring your eyesight, and Vision Omnifold.
I realize I maybe should have been more specific with my last attack. I take a large bomb, shove it inside a larger bomb, and then take that bomb and roll it down a glitch hill into a giant vat of mayo. The giant bomb is picked up by a crane. The crane drops it into the pins and needles factory, where 1,000,000 pins and needles get stuck onto it, making it a giant spiked mayo bomb. The giant spiked mayo bomb is put into a giant sandwich, covered with death mustard, topped with a giant wooden stake. I proceed to grab telekinetically, and put him on top of the stake. Brutally. Straight through his lost eye. And then I offer to teleport it all away if he'll back off and stop fighting us.
I also hold a match to the bomb, threatening a follow-up attack if he doesn't comply...
Hmm. I don't know what exactly are "healing energies". Maybe I could use some regenerative powder that prevents scar tissue from forming. Also, a fox gave this potion. Maybe I could use it. Thank you, fox.
Bender: I start dancing and leaping, due to me being much lighter now.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Heal myself with advanced warfare
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x19, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 5/11
Gib Tsunami > Fine 5/11
Well, Blue values personal relationships a lot more than a couple trillion. It's a matter of supply I guess, those shares were next to completely worthless to her, while I'm sure much of this planet's population would commit horrible, horrible deeds for that kind of money. Not saying Wilson would do that, but I assume he's not incredulously wealthy, so he values Blue's gift a lot more than she does. You know how, while everyone says it's okay, few people really like home-made gifts because they aren't expensive? As horrible as that is, Blue can can buy her own things, hence she values gifts with a personal touch more. Why didn't she give a personal gift, you ask? Well, most people prefer monetarily valuable gifts, which seems to include Wilson.
I inject myself with chuck norris stims. I then drink a potion of strength 100, giving me +1000000% damage (i think). I then roundhouse kick Binary so hard that he flies at 100 times light speed towards the edge of the universe, crashing through several planets and a star. he then crashes into the edge of the universe, and is flying so fast he escapes this universe and enters the void. unfortunatly, everything is destroyed by the inter-universal void, even Binary. After that, A simple green and red colored text that reads, "HAPPY NEW YEAR SUCKERS AND #HUMPDAY" appears.
The Curse of Repetitiveness causes your attack to fail!
@Erelye Hmm, i see. Seems weird that you can make stronger weapons than the alchemized ones by... making them appear and then upgrading them by saying so, but i suppose in the context of the game they are just as powerfull as a level ten altough they are "outside the game" much stronger.
(The Painchimer && The Silencer) 1/1 2/? Inventory
I rematerialize, having been without internet. As Hank pins me down to the ground, he suddenly finds a force levitating him off of me.
No, Hank. Paradox Space has use for her, and for the Shard, yet. I can't let you do that.
Caledball: 3/11. I praise the Fez,
The Fez's power DESTROYS the need for a safetext, making my statement two posts up moot!
Everyone's attacks are stalled by the mighty power of the Fez! Flare Flames glows in white light and hovers in the air! The Glitch is definitely moving away from you guys now! It seems that the Fez is a natural Glitch-repellant! You can hardly look, and then an influx of energy pulses to Flare Flames, turning his surroundings monochrome. He points his hand upwards, and a massive shockwave of pure creation flies outwards from your location at the speed of light!
Project Binary is the first target of the wave! It slams right into him at full force! Him and the Glitch seem to be unanchored from reality, and multiple copies of them appear in four dimensions! They rebound in on themselves, and a massive crack appears on Project Binary's massive eye! The Fez's energy persists around him, and it seems that he is now vulnerable to attack! What's more, the wave has sapped him of half of his strength...
As quick as it went, the wave rebounds on your location again and stops to a standstill! It glows with the light of the sun and golden rain pours onto you! However, you are not wet... In fact, you feel invigorated! Fractals of an ancient language swirl around you and your vision expands! The residual power of the Fez lets you see what Flare Flames sees! You feel your strength rising beyond what it has ever been, and your weapons become supercharged with the energy of creation! Your weapons are now infused with the Fez, and are capable of damaging the Glitch itself!
Then, the wave speeds back into the abyss... despite its passing, the Glitch is still hovering away from you, and its corruption seems to be lessening! Bill doesn't seem to be doing much about it, probably because he's about to accept the Contract. Project Binary seems to have no control over it at this point! And the Fez's effects still linger, supercharging the area and fighting back against the corruption! Yet, the wave's light slowly fades. You wonder where it is going!
Speeding through Elsewhere, the ever-growing wave merges into a single point of origin, heading for a single target. It leaves the black expanse you are in and enters the Void itself! Following the Glitch's trail of corruption all throughout the Void, it finally comes to the source: the Scratched Hexahedron! The beam slams into the lone Cube Shard attempting to make repairs, energizing it full of the massive stores of energy the beam contains!
Suddenly, the Void's already insane spacetime becomes nonexistent! The Cube Shard replicates itself over and over again, until a massive legion of Cube Shards hover around the Hexahedron, supercharged by the Fez! They emit a massive beam of energy akin to the one that just supercharged them, and begin the task of repairing the Scratch in full. Progress starts being made rapidly!
Back at the platform, Project Binary has recovered from the initial shock the Fez left him... He starts regaining control of the Glitch, and its corruption heads back towards your position! Yet, you feel empowered... Your combined power will be more than enough to finish off the Glitch, AND the Arrival to boot! NOW! END THIS!
...Mr. President?
Come in, Secretary. What is it?
I thought you'd like a status update on the Arrival.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I would. Going to press conferences is boring. I'd much rather play golf, but now's not the time for that.
Heh, right, of course. Well, Project Binary has merged with the corruption.
Merged? Interesting. I won't be one to question his authority. He knows best.
Precisely. Perhaps merging with the corruption will give him the edge in this fight?
Perhaps indeed. Bill really did a good thing corrupting the server. Without his help, I think the Arrival may have had a harder chance at succeeding. Those players are tough, you know. How's the whole capturing thing going, hmm?
We've tried, Mr. President. But there's no luck. Some force seems to be obscuring their locations.
Of course. And next you're probably going to say it has something to do with the Grey Ship.
It has something to do with the Grey Ship.
Secretary, I hope you realize that was a joke.
I'm not joking around. The Green Man is powerful. With all due respect, he won't be someone we can take out easily.
Not even after we've sent several nuclear missiles up into space? Do you know how many treaties I had to break to be able to do that?
Yes, Mr. President. Perhaps Project Binary will have a better chance--
Binary.
What?
He likes to be called Binary. I just remembered.
Oh, right. We should respect his wishes.
You know, Secretary... We promised a quick and easy end to this whole... war. Can I call it that? Can I even call this a war?
I suppose so. Besides the debacle with North Korea, this is the first cyberwar we as a nation have ever fought.
And are we winning, Secretary?
...No, Mr. President.
Of course not. Well, what I want our New Year's resolution to be is to finish this whole thing up. Pray that Binary was actually built to withstand this hell. And see that if he isn't, everything goes fine here in the homeland.
I have a feeling it will, Mr. President. Binary will make sure everything goes smoothly.
Good. And with that out of the way, the only thing left to do is make sure we don't drop the ball on this.
Don't you mean make sure the ball doesn't descend?
Heh. Good one.
How to Play:
Your attacks are now powerful enough to directly damage Project Binary and the Glitch! They won't be able to do insane damage at the start, though. As the battle progresses, the Fez will charge your attacks more and more, so that eventually, they will deal insane damage! You have the capability to finish this whole thing! Persevere and fight on! It all ends here, folks!
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy Project Binary!
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
HP: 500,000,000/500,000,000.~
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 80% SERVER INTEGRITY: 25% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0% FACTION INTEGRITY: 0% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48% CODE INTEGRITY: 65% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65% PLAYABILITY: 60% SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.
Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.
The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Like I said. Don't trust you, not going to trust you, but I know you're going to betray us. So at the least, you're a known quantity. And at the best? An ally. Not the most trustworthy one, but an ally nonetheless. /null
If the Contract is to be amended, all current signatories would necessarily need to agree to the amended terms. I must request we reopen the signature period, with a similar right to amend in place for the Players, whether individually or collectively. Furthermore, each player should be able to ascribe to any given other individual amendment if they feel it necessary. In addition, the Contract requires a witness. As there ARE no impartial witnesses here, we must therefore find one. Unfortunately, I am incapable of acting as a mediator in that I am by definition biased toward the Players. In my capacity as a Player, I would like to put forward an amendment clarifying what will constitute 'affecting the war'."
"In regards to section B, things considered to affect the War include: Using mind-affecting powers on any living organism in the Trifecta, effecting deals that could cause any chain of cause-and-effect that will cause effects in the War, and/or failing to do something, in such circumstances that failing to do said something could cause any cause-and-effect chain that will cause effects in the War."
/null
ALL RIGHT IT'S TIME TO END THIS WAR.
COMBO TIME!
Origin Wands x2 1/1
Origin Wands x2 1/1
Origin Wands x2 1/1
2 Origin Wands will be available to the next two posters who take them.
COMBO: ORBITAL DIVEKICK > INITIATE
I summon a Splash Critmist II (extended) potion with the Scribe's Wands. I then gather everyone together to get the effects. Everyone is Splash Critmist II (extended) ed.
With those Origin Wands, I summon:
One (1) boot-shaped hull, made of neutron star, with 4 spots for annie-plants the size of Ssthra's Folly.
4 annie-plants the size of Ssthra's Folly, that actually work, and run off of Australium.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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I stare directly at Bill, a glint in my eyes clearly stating that there are some deals I would like to make with him in the future.
That seems a fair enough compromise. Hah.
Deal.
I shake his hand.
Later, I draw the Hazel Wand, now empowered with the energy of creation, slightly. Did I really need this empowerment? Perchance. Nay, I did. Anyhow, I focus the energy of the Furthest Ring, fusing it with the volatile creation sorcery. In a burst of golden light, a bolt of what appears to be pure creation energy mixed with the energy of the Void strikes Binary. Upon coming within an adequate proximity, it pulses a rather large extent of the Hazel Wand's vast capability into the merciless entity, all fused together in a singular destructive blast. Arcane sparks of violet lightning leap from the explosion, instantly twisting back to the only foe, Binary. Within a nanosecond, the energy type morphs. Next, the Wand begins to tear a minor hole into reality, welding itself into existence with willpower. The gravitational forces instantaneously begin to tear at Binary, crushing it under the pressure. Of course, that will likely not work. But I digress. In any case, I proceed to concentrate. Immediately, the tip of the Wand glows with a green light. Slowly, it grows brighter. More luminescent, until it appears to be a large sphere of green plasma. The stuff accelerates towards Binary, vanishing momentarily before reappearing, half within it. In a destructive blast, the orb releases the unlimited fury of the Green Sun into Binary, annihilating him/it. Finally, I arc the Hazel Wand to the side. A stream of pure golden light flows from behind the stroke, pulsating with a... scratchy aura. I direct the wand tip towards Binary, and the beam of energy vaults directly into him/it, exploding in a wave of pure creation.
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I revive and clamp Net's mouth together. While I agree to allowing people to remove their signatures due to the altered contract, I feel that what constitutes directly or intentionally interfering with the war is well-established. As for an impartial witness...Order Majjyks are as impartial and unbiased as it gets.
I sign the contract and state that Bill's alteration to the deal will be fine, altering the contract to make note of this, with one exception: 'Directly' must instead be altered to 'Intentionally.' Otherwise the addendum will work in its entirety. I allow anyone off-put by this issue to retract their signatures, but by the time the EoTB happens, if your signature is on the paper, you are bound by the deal. I extend my hand to Bill Cipher's hand, white-and-grey energy emitting off of it, in a similar show to Bill's purple flames.
After the shaking and the approval is done (or not done), I pull out a Gatling gun and fire it at Binary. It fires Gatling guns. They fire Gatling guns. Those Gatling guns fire more Gatling guns, which then fire Direct Hits, which then fire their particular, splash-damage lacking rockets into Project Binary. (Of course, all the fired stuff is also fired into Project Binary). I then call Project Binary just 'Project,' not even bothering calling him anything more.
I summon the Ghost UOSS, which bombards Project Binary with its death ray. Unfortunately, I am unable to sustain the summon for long, and it dissipates after firing (this is an attack, not a summon).
Bluh, just gonna kind of plop this here. Anyways. Determined. Let's do this. ORBITAL DIVEKICK PART SOMETHING: ORIGIN ALCHEMY. I grab a pair of Origin Wands and use them to create another pair of Origin Wands, then fork-duplicate them 31 times. That should be enough wands for the moment. I then use the pile of Origin Wands to create duplicates of every alchemy I have ever made, as well as every alchemy that an upgrade I've made has helped make. After I do that, I attach them to the ship, and load it up with all the Perfectly Generic Objects that I've ever made to boost the ship's density. I also summon the entire cast of Divekick into the cockpit due to their expertise in the field of divekicks.
So. Bill. Now that we're allies, mind undoing that lock you set up?
Hm. Jane's Godhood && Wands 1/??
Uh. Hm. Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands 1/??
Black King's Hat 7/11
This "Orbital Divekick" will make the Falcon Kick look like Brownian Motion. I'll start loading it with explosives. Also, I shall follow the first law of kerbalkind: "If it's not bursting with engines, then it needs more boosters."
Lothyra first grabs a set of origin wands that was just duplicated. She then uses it to create an antimatter bomb with the yield of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs (which has a yield of nearly 10^6 Megatons of TNT), and places it on the Orbital Dropkick (that counts as contributing to the combo). Finally, she Duplicates (x2) the set of Origin wands the got, swallows the Potion of Strength that Wilson gave her, and shoots Binary with iAntimak.
Bender stops jumping around.
OKAY EVERYBODY! LET'S DO THIS! LEEERROOOOOOYYYY JEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!
He then shoots Binary with the gun from Bender's Big Score.
>ACTION COMBO: ORBITAL DIVEKICK PART TWO I THINK: ENTADEASTBRLDUNL
I use my pair of Origin Wands to materialize the Epic Nuclear Taco Australium Divekick EAS Tones Big Rigs LJN Death Uber Nuke Launcher - a launcher that launches nukes that explode with 145,390 times the yield of the Tsar Bomba and force the target to listen to EAS Tones while playing Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing - attached to the hull of the Orbital Dropkick. The nukes are also empowered by the game Dropkick and the powers of Australium! The launcher has infinite ammo and fires Graham's number of shots per Planck time.
EDIT: Fixed the amount of posts necessary for the M134 Heatfreezer.
>AI ACTION
02/> Alright, we're started up again.
03/> Let's wait before acting.
My Action: I drink a potion of strength, causing my attacks next round to mini-crit.
SCP Foundation Action: 3 random SCPs breach containment, and the Foundation is having talks about executing the "nuclear option" (aka releasing every single anomolous object in the hopes at least one fixes the original problem somehow).
First off, more crit potions! With 4 remaining, I use them on Gutza1, Netphatam, insert_generic_username, and CobaltShade. I empower myself with an Orb of Finale instead, lacking enough. It is at this point that, though this time I'm not the orchestrator of this attack, that I declare the 1st two posts above me to be part of a ridiculous attack chain that will involve the most powerful scientific experiments known to man (and some known only to dolphins) in a joint effort to create the world's most powerful spaceship while harming Project (Binary) with 'industrial accidents'...So it may deliver the world's most powerful dive-kick, right into Project (Binary)! It is quickly named...The Orbital Dive-kick! Anyone interested in helping along may join in by saying they are continuing the chain, even if I didn't give you Crit Potions.
I quickly hire the whole of Mann Co. to quickly build up massive amounts of upgrades relating to annihilating the pants off of anything by getting in a fight with the whole lot and winning, though I have smartly excluded Saxton Hale for good reason. It was good enough for them. They use their manly genius engineering to add hyper-empowering Australium dive-kick generators to empower and energize a powerful spike plate I put on the front of the ship, which is naturally empowered by acts of dive-kicking. I proceed to connect the generator to games of Dive-kick, ensuring that it cannot run out of power and that the spike plate is deadly! They also finish this in half the time I expected them too, so I order them to beat up Project (Binary) with the other half. They agree and engage him with the power of Australium, creation, futuristic gadgets, and weapons that run on Nonsensolenium!
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Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil || Christmas Star = Point of Origin (Level 10: 3/11)
Twig of Yggdrasil || Tinsel = Constellate Decor (Level 10: 3/11)
Pure Conch Energy || Christmas Ordainments = Conchnaments (Level 10: 3/11)
MY INVENTORY
Potions: 1x Nightshade, 2x Frostbite(-1)
(Gerbil Ghost Image): This is a moment that the Erelyesouls would be able to say just the right word for.
I use that kikoune charm spoil thing from Talist's sidequest(Not in spoil list, last time I checked) on the Tubas, with the Potion of Frostbite.
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Execute: Eldritch Yggdrasil The Tubas gleam... Mycelium on the Tuba's bell flexes and molds into a Pentacle shape. The Mycelium suddenly gets drenched in starry black. Energy seeps into the Tubas. A ball materializes in front of the Tuba's bell. Three energies swirl inside. The Energy of Pure Creation, from the Fez. The Energy of the Eldritch, taken from the very core of the Tubas. Finally, the Energy of the Glitch. The ball is stabilized by Pure Conch Energy. The Pure Conch Energy reacts to the Glitch energy. They become unstable... Matter fluxes in and out of existence. Code is changed and re-adapted, access to some parts asm'd away. A particular incident happens to cause the Glitch Energy contained within this ball to lose all detrimental effects. It is unable to harm the server. And the reaction stops... And the ball of energy morphs into... A Kernelsprite.
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Execute: Erelyesoul The starry Mycelium reverts to it's dull grey, and changes to a giant oval, lined with symbols meaning HEH. A lone Erelyesoul emerges from the oval. - HEHHEH -- HEH / - --- / HEH--HEH HEH-HEH --- - --- - -HEH-- HEH--HEH HEH HEH-HEH-HEH- / HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH-HEH-HEH- And it prototypes the Kernelsprite. Gerbil runs up... And quickly drops a Void Seed into the prototyping Kernelsprite. The Sprite morphs into the... EldritchSprite. The EldritchSprite floats, like a Primal Orb, toward project Binary. It stops in front of Binary's eye. And the EldritchSprite opens itself, like an eye. A pupil focuses on Pr0ject B1nary... Huge taintacles stream out of the back of the eye, and leach onto Pr0ject B1nary. Taint, which is basically magical pollution, covers Binary. The purple Taintacles get covered in a red and golden aura. Pure creation energy flows from the EldritchSprite to Pr0ject B1nary. The pupil of the EldritchSprite focuses on a single point... And Glitch Energy flows toward the sprite. Flux vents out of the Taintacles. Alienis essentia flows throughout the EldritchSprite, empowering it. It detaches. The pupil opens up to form a large circle. Many Taintacles retreat, leaving only two. Vishrooms sprout from the sides. An aura node grows from the center. Thousands of aspects pile up, and the node turns sinister. The Aura Node is drained... And the EldritchSprite grows in size... And unleashes all of it's wrath onto Binary.
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Dude, the DM would probably make your shots hit the players, and if a player dies, they can't come back for an entire turn. And we are on a Boss Battle. You have to specify who you are shooting, like a random pro godmodder entity or a specific entity. Also, don't try to ban the Godmodder now. Or attack him in any way, shape, or form, because we have a contract to fight an Eldricth Abomination called the Glitch. Read the latest post by TwinBuilder.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Not exactly. We upgraded these weapons with more charges. Anything else goes to the Forge, please.
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No, Hank. Paradox Space has use for her, and for the Shard, yet. I can't let you do that.
Caledball: 3/11. I praise the Fez,
Oh no
You're a bit behind Serpent, the shard isn't here right now, and Hank's currently dead.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Sub-Blight Cannon && Eldan Claw && Keyblade || Left Hand = The Keymaster (Level 4: 1/5)
No, it won't take 3 posts to make. It will take 5.
Bill auto-parries the attack with the Quills of Echidna!
It's not "The Ultimatum". It's just "Ultimatum".
You choose generic, since he posted below you! He will be shielded from attack this turn!
What do you mean?
BILL: GEE, THANKS A L0T! 1T'S N0T L1KE B1NARY HAS PLACED A L0CK 0N ALL 0RACLE DEV1CES 0R ANYTH1NG! BES1DES, TH1S DEAL SAYS THAT B1NARY HAS T0 BE THE 0NE T0 HEAL ME! AND 1F HE CAN'T, THEN HE CAN C0NS1DER 0UR L1TTLE TRUCE NULL AND V01D! 1SN'T THAT RIGHT, B1NARY?
BINARY: ...YES. 1NDEED 1T 1S. Y0U KN0W, HAVE Y0U EVER C0ME T0 THE C0NCLUS10N THAT 1T JUST S1MPLY 1S TH1S HARD T0 F1ND AN 0BJECT SU1TABLE F0R A REPLACEMENT EYE?
BILL: 0H, C0ME 0N! Y0U'RE SUPP0SED T0 BE THE SMARTEST GUY 1N Y0UR UN1VERSE! L0G1C D1CTATES Y0U SH0ULD HAVE F0UND 1T BY N0W!
+Final 5 HP to you!
Potion of Potential OOO Fluorite Dust = Potion of Light (1/2)
Nectar Potion && Decanter of Endless Water = [REDACTED]
Whatever the latter item will make, it's not even supported by the game at this point!
Project Binary causes the OP Scale to bend backwards and somehow roll back, rendering the Blessing of Accuracy too OP to exist! The Godmodder glares at the supercomputer for this blatant violation of the OP Scale's rules...
FIRE-SPIKER: An upgraded black version of the Nail Pogo with red flame decals running on its sides. Its nail can now be set on fire to deal burning damage to its opponents!
GLaDOS died already!
Bill doesn't need money! He's a dream demon with mastery over the mind and coding!
You attempt to use the Teraporter do this, but find no blocks to even teraport! Wherever you are, it looks like it's near the very outskirts of GodCraft... In addition, the OP Scale was just demonstrated to still exist! It will probably outlive the server because it's a concept and is extremely hard to kill!
Alright, hold on. This has gotten confusing. Did you ever shrink the Computer in the past BEFORE last turn?
TESLA GLOBE: A massive tesla coil that produces a huge electrical field, and even seems to have its own gravitational field.
Tesla Globe && Nanomag Plasma Rifle = Nanomag Glober (Level 8: 1/9)
10,000 damage!
Bill's eye is a slit. It's (1), not (0).
+4 HP to you!
BILL: WELL, L00K1E HERE! SEEMS THAT Y0U GUYS MAY ACTUALLY HAVE A SH0T AT HEAL1NG MY EYE AFTER ALL, HUH? 1 W0NDER 1F MR. SUPERC0MPUTER HERE KNEW THAT W0ULD HAPPEN.
BINARY: Y0U'RE... Y0U'RE N0T ACTUALLY C0NS1DER1NG D01NG TH1S, ARE Y0U?
BILL: HEY. THEY MANAGED T0 D0 1N A DAY WHAT HAS TAKEN Y0U M0NTHS. S0 EXCUSE ME 1F 1'M N0T GRAV1TAT1NG T0WARDS THE1R PLAN!
Bill reads over the Contract carefully...
BILL: Y0U KN0W WHAT? 1T'S TEMPT1NG. VERY TEMPT1NG. MAYBE 1F WE C0ULD JUST--
BINARY: 1'VE KN0WN H0W T0 HEAL Y0UR EYE F0R WEEKS.
Bill slowly turns to Project Binary. Fire seems to be in his hands.
BILL: Y0U WHAT?! Y0U'VE KN0WN F0R ALL TH1S T1ME AND Y0U HAVEN'T EVEN T0LD ME? S0 Y0U WERE D01NG TH1S T0 KEEP ME 1N CHECK, HUH? WHAT'S THE P01NT 0F REVEAL1NG TH1S N0W?
BINARY: PERHAPS 1 N0 L0NGER SEE A NEED T0 KEEP Y0U 1N CHECK. THAT 1S, KN0W1NG WHAT W1LL 0CCUR R1GHT N0W, AND 0VER THE C0URSE 0F THE NEXT FEW DAYS.
BILL: ALR1GHT THEN. TELL ME. WHAT'S S0 P0WERFUL THAT 1T CAN HEAL MY EYE?
The image of a yin-yang flashes on Project Binary's eye.
BILL: 0H... HEH. HEHEH... THAT'S ACTUALLY N0T A BAD 1DEA! G00D J0B, B1NARY. Y0U F1NALLY MANAGED T0 PULL THR0UGH. BUT GUESS WH0 PULLED THR0UGH F1RST! THESE GUYS! TH1S MEANS THAT, TECHN1CALLY, Y0U D1DN'T UPH0LD Y0UR END 0F THE BARGA1N!
BINARY: BUT... 1 JUST D1D. Y0U ARE 0BL1GATED T0--
BILL: Y0U D1D 1T UNDER PRESSURE, AND THE KN0WLEDGE THAT THEY WERE AB0UT T0 BEAT Y0U T0 A DEAL. S0 SHUT 1T. AS 0F R1GHT N0W, 1 AM V01D1NG THE DEAL THAT WE MADE! 1'M N0T W0RK1NG F0R Y0U ANYM0RE, PAL!
BINARY: Y0U... Y0U HAVE N0 R1GHT. 1 SH0WED Y0U H0W T0 HEAL Y0UR EYE, D1DN'T Y0U? WHY W0ULD Y0U TAKE ADV1CE FR0M THE ENEMY?!
BILL: ENEMY? HEH. 1 SEE N0 ENEMY! 1'M W0RK1NG AL0NE N0W, B1NARY! AND 1T L00KS L1KE Y0U ARE T00! N0W AS F0R Y0U GUYS...
Bill turns back to you.
BILL: 1T L00KS G00D, BUT THERE'S 0NE TH1NG 1'D L1KE T0 AMEND!
BINARY: D0N'T L1STEN T0 H1M! HE W1LL 0NLY--
Project Binary completely glitches out of existence.
BILL: ...AHEM. AS 1 WAS SAY1NG, 1 WANT T0 CHANGE 0NE TH1NG! Y0U SEE, 1 L1KE THESE UN1VERSES! AND 1 TH1NK C0MPLETELY EX1L1NG ME FR0M THEM 1SN'T VERY FA1R! S0 H0W AB0UT WE CHANGE TH1S DEAL JUST A B1T S0 THAT 1 CAN'T 1NTERACT W1TH THESE UN1VERSES 1N WAYS THAT W1LL D1RECTLY AFFECT TH1S WAR? S1MPLE EN0UGH, R1GHT? WHAT D0 Y0U SAY? D0 WE HAVE A DEAL?
Bill extends his hand. Flames circle around it. His name appears on the Contract in purple fire. Project Binary reappears, enraged.
Project Binary weakens the potion by removing nearly all of its contents! The next three posters will minicrit instead!
+8 HP to Netpatham, Irecreeper, Nimbleguy, fseftr, Flare Flames, and Homerharry!
Before the arrow gets much far, it becomes glitched into a torch. Since torches can't float in the air, it drops into the nothingness below.
+1 Signature!
It's the crown the Black King wears.
+1 Signature!
+5 HP to you!
You cast the ward on XDGrangerDX! She is shielded from attack this turn!
PLOT ARMOR: A set of nearly invisible armor. You can feel it warp space and time around you, almost warping plot itself. It seems that whenever you wear this armor, you will be protected from all fatal attacks, and death will not even touch you. You will escape most scenarios nearly unscathed.
The Painchimer && The Silencer = Perfectly Generic Object (Level 0: 1/1)
Interesting... It seems that whenever you alchemize an item with a 1/1 version of itself, the two will cancel each other out and create a PGO.
Erelye and Nimbleguy just used plain ol' charges for their weapons to upgrade them. I know Infusion Altars had something to do with it.
BILL: S0RRY K1D, BUT 1'M N0T SURE A P0T10N Y0U MADE 1N TW0 P0STS C0ULD CURE S0METH1NG AS TW1STED AS MY BL1NDNESS! Y0U'D NEED S0METH1NG M0RE... P0TENT!
The rocks glitch into Testificates. Their AI is so bad that they walk off the platform entirely.
You gain Regen!
SUITED QUARTET: A set of two red and two black D4s. They seem to have mastery over card-based attacks.
Office Chair -c Mechanical Spider Legs = Arachnichair (1/4)
S'more Sticks ~~~ Loom = Campfire Stoker
CAMPFIRE STOKER: A white suit coated with ash and singes. The ash seems to glow with a mystical energy.
The sad thing is that I get most of the references of those medic names. Legion of Medics added!
I'm pretty sure the odd man out is "THEM". Let me go check on the Wiki... Nope. I was wrong.
+1 Signature!
All your shots go everywhere, dealing 10 damage to you!
+1 Signature!
If you want to duplicate iAntimak six times, that will take 5 posts.
Because stuff like TT2000's post will happen.
The Magma Mortar deals 10,000 damage to Bill Cipher! Not a very good idea, attacking the guy who you're trying to strike a deal with... You aim Chivalrous Chop at Project Binary, but several tendrils ensnare you and throw you back down to the ground!
+4 HP to you!
BILL: 1 WAS GETT1NG B0RED 0F BE1NG STUCK 1N N1MBLEGUY'S M1ND! 1 WANTED T0 G0 FURTHER, EXPL0RE! S0 1 WENT AR0UND AND L00KED, AND THE G0VERNMENT 0FFERED ME A J0B! S0 N0W 1'M STUCK HERE. 1 KN0W, N0T A VERY 1NTEREST1NG ST0RY, BUT HEY! THAT D0ESN'T REALLY MATTER MUCH!
Perfectly Generic Object > 1/1 = Perfectly Unique Object
PERFECTLY UNIQUE OBJECT: An orange unique object. Look at it. It's beautiful.
You gain Regeneration!
10,000 damage to Bill!
Bill blasts the ball into fireworks!
THE BRAINFREEZER: A black crystal ball that radiates with an absolutely unhealthy amount of eldritch energy. The occult and terrible powers of the Outer Gods swirl in its surface, and those who peer into its gaze will find their minds shattered entirely and wrecked nearly beyond repair.
+3 HP to you!
You are protected from all attack this turn!
You use THE FEZ! Red and gold light encircles you. The Glitch seems to be moving away from you, seeking shelter elsewhere... Inside the folds of reality, you can see, clear as a day, a entire dimension laid out perfectly in front you, outside of the ones you occupy. It is in front of behind. Seen and unseen. The world shifts around you, and your eyes are opened as if for the first time. All you have to do is reach out and...
Touch it.
The power of the Fez stops your attack!
Awkward Potion OOO Golden Carrot = Potion of Night Vision (1/2)
Awkward Potion OOO Lens = Potion of Magnification (1/2)
Bill is already accepting the current deal...
Demise Lance && Sopor Slime = Death's Narcotic (Level 7: 1/8)
+3 HP to engie_ninja!
Granger is defense-buffed!
The Fez stops your attack!
The Fez stops your attack!
+4 HP!
The Curse of Repetitiveness causes your attack to fail!
K4yne is protected from attack!
Safetext is important.
The Fez's power DESTROYS the need for a safetext, making my statement two posts up moot!
Everyone's attacks are stalled by the mighty power of the Fez! Flare Flames glows in white light and hovers in the air! The Glitch is definitely moving away from you guys now! It seems that the Fez is a natural Glitch-repellant! You can hardly look, and then an influx of energy pulses to Flare Flames, turning his surroundings monochrome. He points his hand upwards, and a massive shockwave of pure creation flies outwards from your location at the speed of light!
Project Binary is the first target of the wave! It slams right into him at full force! Him and the Glitch seem to be unanchored from reality, and multiple copies of them appear in four dimensions! They rebound in on themselves, and a massive crack appears on Project Binary's massive eye! The Fez's energy persists around him, and it seems that he is now vulnerable to attack! What's more, the wave has sapped him of half of his strength...
As quick as it went, the wave rebounds on your location again and stops to a standstill! It glows with the light of the sun and golden rain pours onto you! However, you are not wet... In fact, you feel invigorated! Fractals of an ancient language swirl around you and your vision expands! The residual power of the Fez lets you see what Flare Flames sees! You feel your strength rising beyond what it has ever been, and your weapons become supercharged with the energy of creation! Your weapons are now infused with the Fez, and are capable of damaging the Glitch itself!
Then, the wave speeds back into the abyss... despite its passing, the Glitch is still hovering away from you, and its corruption seems to be lessening! Bill doesn't seem to be doing much about it, probably because he's about to accept the Contract. Project Binary seems to have no control over it at this point! And the Fez's effects still linger, supercharging the area and fighting back against the corruption! Yet, the wave's light slowly fades. You wonder where it is going!
Speeding through Elsewhere, the ever-growing wave merges into a single point of origin, heading for a single target. It leaves the black expanse you are in and enters the Void itself! Following the Glitch's trail of corruption all throughout the Void, it finally comes to the source: the Scratched Hexahedron! The beam slams into the lone Cube Shard attempting to make repairs, energizing it full of the massive stores of energy the beam contains!
Suddenly, the Void's already insane spacetime becomes nonexistent! The Cube Shard replicates itself over and over again, until a massive legion of Cube Shards hover around the Hexahedron, supercharged by the Fez! They emit a massive beam of energy akin to the one that just supercharged them, and begin the task of repairing the Scratch in full. Progress starts being made rapidly!
Back at the platform, Project Binary has recovered from the initial shock the Fez left him... He starts regaining control of the Glitch, and its corruption heads back towards your position! Yet, you feel empowered... Your combined power will be more than enough to finish off the Glitch, AND the Arrival to boot! NOW! END THIS!
...Mr. President?
Come in, Secretary. What is it?
I thought you'd like a status update on the Arrival.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I would. Going to press conferences is boring. I'd much rather play golf, but now's not the time for that.
Heh, right, of course. Well, Project Binary has merged with the corruption.
Merged? Interesting. I won't be one to question his authority. He knows best.
Precisely. Perhaps merging with the corruption will give him the edge in this fight?
Perhaps indeed. Bill really did a good thing corrupting the server. Without his help, I think the Arrival may have had a harder chance at succeeding. Those players are tough, you know. How's the whole capturing thing going, hmm?
We've tried, Mr. President. But there's no luck. Some force seems to be obscuring their locations.
Of course. And next you're probably going to say it has something to do with the Grey Ship.
It has something to do with the Grey Ship.
Secretary, I hope you realize that was a joke.
I'm not joking around. The Green Man is powerful. With all due respect, he won't be someone we can take out easily.
Not even after we've sent several nuclear missiles up into space? Do you know how many treaties I had to break to be able to do that?
Yes, Mr. President. Perhaps Project Binary will have a better chance--
Binary.
What?
He likes to be called Binary. I just remembered.
Oh, right. We should respect his wishes.
You know, Secretary... We promised a quick and easy end to this whole... war. Can I call it that? Can I even call this a war?
I suppose so. Besides the debacle with North Korea, this is the first cyberwar we as a nation have ever fought.
And are we winning, Secretary?
...No, Mr. President.
Of course not. Well, what I want our New Year's resolution to be is to finish this whole thing up. Pray that Binary was actually built to withstand this hell. And see that if he isn't, everything goes fine here in the homeland.
I have a feeling it will, Mr. President. Binary will make sure everything goes smoothly.
Good. And with that out of the way, the only thing left to do is make sure we don't drop the ball on this.
Don't you mean make sure the ball doesn't descend?
Heh. Good one.
How to Play:
Your attacks are now powerful enough to directly damage Project Binary and the Glitch! They won't be able to do insane damage at the start, though. As the battle progresses, the Fez will charge your attacks more and more, so that eventually, they will deal insane damage! You have the capability to finish this whole thing! Persevere and fight on! It all ends here, folks!
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy Project Binary!
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
HP: 500,000,000/500,000,000.~
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 80%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 25%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48%
CODE INTEGRITY: 65%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65%
PLAYABILITY: 60%
SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
Shattered Bill: [01] HP: 645,500/1,000,000. Accepting Healing Contract...
The Healing Contract: [???] Signatures: Bill Cipher, TheLordErelye, Amperz4nd, generic, engie_ninja, gutza1.
~
insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 20/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 20/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 25/25.
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 20/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 20/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 20/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 20/20.
TT2000: [???] HP: 20/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 20/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 20/20. Regen: II
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 20/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 20/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 20/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 20/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 20/20.
OverlordXcano: [???] HP: 20/20.
Flare Flames: [???] HP: 20/20.
Homerharry: [???] HP: 20/20.
YellowPie84: [???] HP: 120/20.
omglolsguy22: [???] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 20/20.
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 0/30.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 20/20. Regen: II
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 20/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 20/20.
~
Mech Buster Cannon: [???] HP: 177,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIIIContract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: IIIChaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???.Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III IN USE (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Sacred Items:
12 Hog Slop
20 Elf Tears
6 Pie Filling
18 Weasel Snot
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I stab binary's eye with my bling bayonet
I'll be making my great escape now!
If the Contract is to be amended, all current signatories would necessarily need to agree to the amended terms. I must request we reopen the signature period, with a similar right to amend in place for the Players, whether individually or collectively. Furthermore, each player should be able to ascribe to any given other individual amendment if they feel it necessary. In addition, the Contract requires a witness. As there ARE no impartial witnesses here, we must therefore find one. Unfortunately, I am incapable of acting as a mediator in that I am by definition biased toward the Players. In my capacity as a Player, I would like to put forward an amendment clarifying what will constitute 'affecting the war'."
"In regards to section B, things considered to affect the War include: Using mind-affecting powers on any living organism in the Trifecta, effecting deals that could cause any chain of cause-and-effect that will cause effects in the War, and/or failing to do something, in such circumstances that failing to do said something could cause any cause-and-effect chain that will cause effects in the War."
/null
ALL RIGHT IT'S TIME TO END THIS WAR.
COMBO TIME!
Origin Wands x2 1/1
Origin Wands x2 1/1
Origin Wands x2 1/1
2 Origin Wands will be available to the next two posters who take them.
COMBO: ORBITAL DIVEKICK > INITIATE
I summon a Splash Critmist II (extended) potion with the Scribe's Wands. I then gather everyone together to get the effects. Everyone is Splash Critmist II (extended) ed.
With those Origin Wands, I summon:
One (1) boot-shaped hull, made of neutron star, with 4 spots for annie-plants the size of Ssthra's Folly.
4 annie-plants the size of Ssthra's Folly, that actually work, and run off of Australium.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Magic Cueball 7/11
I stare directly at Bill, a glint in my eyes clearly stating that there are some deals I would like to make with him in the future.
That seems a fair enough compromise. Hah.
Deal.
I shake his hand.
Later, I draw the Hazel Wand, now empowered with the energy of creation, slightly. Did I really need this empowerment? Perchance. Nay, I did. Anyhow, I focus the energy of the Furthest Ring, fusing it with the volatile creation sorcery. In a burst of golden light, a bolt of what appears to be pure creation energy mixed with the energy of the Void strikes Binary. Upon coming within an adequate proximity, it pulses a rather large extent of the Hazel Wand's vast capability into the merciless entity, all fused together in a singular destructive blast. Arcane sparks of violet lightning leap from the explosion, instantly twisting back to the only foe, Binary. Within a nanosecond, the energy type morphs. Next, the Wand begins to tear a minor hole into reality, welding itself into existence with willpower. The gravitational forces instantaneously begin to tear at Binary, crushing it under the pressure. Of course, that will likely not work. But I digress. In any case, I proceed to concentrate. Immediately, the tip of the Wand glows with a green light. Slowly, it grows brighter. More luminescent, until it appears to be a large sphere of green plasma. The stuff accelerates towards Binary, vanishing momentarily before reappearing, half within it. In a destructive blast, the orb releases the unlimited fury of the Green Sun into Binary, annihilating him/it. Finally, I arc the Hazel Wand to the side. A stream of pure golden light flows from behind the stroke, pulsating with a... scratchy aura. I direct the wand tip towards Binary, and the beam of energy vaults directly into him/it, exploding in a wave of pure creation.
Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyyks && Nightmare Fuel = Inky Door (Level 8: 7/9)
Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = Glitchrender (Level 8: 7/9)
Ranch Dressing Bottle + L. Ranch Dressing Elemental + Ranch Conglomerate + Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 2/11)
I revive and clamp Net's mouth together. While I agree to allowing people to remove their signatures due to the altered contract, I feel that what constitutes directly or intentionally interfering with the war is well-established. As for an impartial witness...Order Majjyks are as impartial and unbiased as it gets.
I sign the contract and state that Bill's alteration to the deal will be fine, altering the contract to make note of this, with one exception: 'Directly' must instead be altered to 'Intentionally.' Otherwise the addendum will work in its entirety. I allow anyone off-put by this issue to retract their signatures, but by the time the EoTB happens, if your signature is on the paper, you are bound by the deal. I extend my hand to Bill Cipher's hand, white-and-grey energy emitting off of it, in a similar show to Bill's purple flames.
After the shaking and the approval is done (or not done), I pull out a Gatling gun and fire it at Binary. It fires Gatling guns. They fire Gatling guns. Those Gatling guns fire more Gatling guns, which then fire Direct Hits, which then fire their particular, splash-damage lacking rockets into Project Binary. (Of course, all the fired stuff is also fired into Project Binary). I then call Project Binary just 'Project,' not even bothering calling him anything more.
45/50 AF Hangar
I summon the Ghost UOSS, which bombards Project Binary with its death ray. Unfortunately, I am unable to sustain the summon for long, and it dissipates after firing (this is an attack, not a summon).
So. Bill. Now that we're allies, mind undoing that lock you set up?
Hm. Jane's Godhood && Wands 1/??
Uh. Hm. Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands 1/??
Black King's Hat 7/11
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45/50 AF Hangar
My Action: I summon a shower of cats above Project Binary, which fall all over him.
SCP Foundation Action: Foundation Operatives make some of the cats SCP-2558-J-ex instances, which panic and explode when landing on Project Binary.
Midna DNA Seqencing: 18/20
Midna Ectobiology Report: 18/20
Nonomag Glober: 4/9
iAntimak x6 Duplication: 3/5
==Actions==
This "Orbital Divekick" will make the Falcon Kick look like Brownian Motion. I'll start loading it with explosives. Also, I shall follow the first law of kerbalkind: "If it's not bursting with engines, then it needs more boosters."
Lothyra first grabs a set of origin wands that was just duplicated. She then uses it to create an antimatter bomb with the yield of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs (which has a yield of nearly 10^6 Megatons of TNT), and places it on the Orbital Dropkick (that counts as contributing to the combo). Finally, she Duplicates (x2) the set of Origin wands the got, swallows the Potion of Strength that Wilson gave her, and shoots Binary with iAntimak.
Bender stops jumping around.
OKAY EVERYBODY! LET'S DO THIS! LEEERROOOOOOYYYY JEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!
He then shoots Binary with the gun from Bender's Big Score.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Toxicide 2/11
M134 Heatfreezer 2/3
>ACTION
COMBO: ORBITAL DIVEKICK PART TWO I THINK: ENTADEASTBRLDUNL
I use my pair of Origin Wands to materialize the Epic Nuclear Taco Australium Divekick EAS Tones Big Rigs LJN Death Uber Nuke Launcher - a launcher that launches nukes that explode with 145,390 times the yield of the Tsar Bomba and force the target to listen to EAS Tones while playing Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing - attached to the hull of the Orbital Dropkick. The nukes are also empowered by the game Dropkick and the powers of Australium! The launcher has infinite ammo and fires Graham's number of shots per Planck time.
EDIT: Fixed the amount of posts necessary for the M134 Heatfreezer.
>AI ACTION
02/> Alright, we're started up again.
03/> Let's wait before acting.
45/50 AF Hangar
My Action: I drink a potion of strength, causing my attacks next round to mini-crit.
SCP Foundation Action: 3 random SCPs breach containment, and the Foundation is having talks about executing the "nuclear option" (aka releasing every single anomolous object in the hopes at least one fixes the original problem somehow).
Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyyks && Nightmare Fuel = Inky Door (Level 8: 8/9)
Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = Glitchrender (Level 8: 8/9)
Ranch Dressing Bottle + L. Ranch Dressing Elemental + Ranch Conglomerate + Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 3/11)
First off, more crit potions! With 4 remaining, I use them on Gutza1, Netphatam, insert_generic_username, and CobaltShade. I empower myself with an Orb of Finale instead, lacking enough. It is at this point that, though this time I'm not the orchestrator of this attack, that I declare the 1st two posts above me to be part of a ridiculous attack chain that will involve the most powerful scientific experiments known to man (and some known only to dolphins) in a joint effort to create the world's most powerful spaceship while harming Project (Binary) with 'industrial accidents'...So it may deliver the world's most powerful dive-kick, right into Project (Binary)! It is quickly named...The Orbital Dive-kick! Anyone interested in helping along may join in by saying they are continuing the chain, even if I didn't give you Crit Potions.
I quickly hire the whole of Mann Co. to quickly build up massive amounts of upgrades relating to annihilating the pants off of anything by getting in a fight with the whole lot and winning, though I have smartly excluded Saxton Hale for good reason. It was good enough for them. They use their manly genius engineering to add hyper-empowering Australium dive-kick generators to empower and energize a powerful spike plate I put on the front of the ship, which is naturally empowered by acts of dive-kicking. I proceed to connect the generator to games of Dive-kick, ensuring that it cannot run out of power and that the spike plate is deadly! They also finish this in half the time I expected them too, so I order them to beat up Project (Binary) with the other half. They agree and engage him with the power of Australium, creation, futuristic gadgets, and weapons that run on Nonsensolenium!
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil || Christmas Star = Point of Origin (Level 10: 3/11)
Twig of Yggdrasil || Tinsel = Constellate Decor (Level 10: 3/11)
Pure Conch Energy || Christmas Ordainments = Conchnaments (Level 10: 3/11)
MY INVENTORY
Potions: 1x Nightshade, 2x Frostbite(-1)
(Gerbil Ghost Image): This is a moment that the Erelyesouls would be able to say just the right word for.
I use that kikoune charm spoil thing from Talist's sidequest(Not in spoil list, last time I checked) on the Tubas, with the Potion of Frostbite.
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Execute: Eldritch Yggdrasil
The Tubas gleam... Mycelium on the Tuba's bell flexes and molds into a Pentacle shape. The Mycelium suddenly gets drenched in starry black.
Energy seeps into the Tubas. A ball materializes in front of the Tuba's bell.
Three energies swirl inside. The Energy of Pure Creation, from the Fez. The Energy of the Eldritch, taken from the very core of the Tubas. Finally, the Energy of the Glitch.
The ball is stabilized by Pure Conch Energy.
The Pure Conch Energy reacts to the Glitch energy. They become unstable...
Matter fluxes in and out of existence. Code is changed and re-adapted, access to some parts asm'd away.
A particular incident happens to cause the Glitch Energy contained within this ball to lose all detrimental effects. It is unable to harm the server.
And the reaction stops...
And the ball of energy morphs into... A Kernelsprite.
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Execute: Erelyesoul
The starry Mycelium reverts to it's dull grey, and changes to a giant oval, lined with symbols meaning HEH.
A lone Erelyesoul emerges from the oval.
- HEHHEH -- HEH / - --- / HEH--HEH HEH-HEH --- - --- - -HEH-- HEH--HEH HEH HEH-HEH-HEH- / HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH-HEH-HEH-
And it prototypes the Kernelsprite.
Gerbil runs up... And quickly drops a Void Seed into the prototyping Kernelsprite.
The Sprite morphs into the...
EldritchSprite. The EldritchSprite floats, like a Primal Orb, toward project Binary. It stops in front of Binary's eye.
And the EldritchSprite opens itself, like an eye. A pupil focuses on Pr0ject B1nary...
Huge taintacles stream out of the back of the eye, and leach onto Pr0ject B1nary.
Taint, which is basically magical pollution, covers Binary.
The purple Taintacles get covered in a red and golden aura. Pure creation energy flows from the EldritchSprite to Pr0ject B1nary.
The pupil of the EldritchSprite focuses on a single point... And Glitch Energy flows toward the sprite.
Flux vents out of the Taintacles. Alienis essentia flows throughout the EldritchSprite, empowering it.
It detaches. The pupil opens up to form a large circle.
Many Taintacles retreat, leaving only two.
Vishrooms sprout from the sides. An aura node grows from the center. Thousands of aspects pile up, and the node turns sinister.
The Aura Node is drained...
And the EldritchSprite grows in size...
And unleashes all of it's wrath onto Binary.
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wellSeemsYouWillGoAwaySoon
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changingTarget
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settingTarget
restartingCoroutine
resettingThreadProgress
collectingFezEnergy
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