The Hazel Wand is a collection of painstaking work and charges. Overall, it was made from around 400+ charges altogether, making it around level sixty in alchemical terms. The Tubas were constructed from nearly every single one of the alchemies Nimble has ever made, plus around six twenty post charges, making the Tubas far more powerful(?) than my wand.
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How did you get around the level 10 cap though?
Also happy new year ya all!
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Maniac: I realize that where we are, there's a lot of shadows. I use PENUMBRA PHANTASM to turn them into hands, grabbing and holding down Bill. I then go all out on him with this scythe.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
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@Granger: Neither of the weapons count as alchemies.
I examine The Brainfreezer.
Next, I overhear Granger's deal. At the mention of a... potion, my eyes drift over to her. Briefly, I sniff, attempting to catch a whiff of the liquid. Then, I speak, sarcasm practically dripping from my voice, displeasure evident.
Oh. Very clever, miss Granger.
Alas, some think obtaining omniscience is a simple affair, of which it only takes a singular statement to rectify. Of course, what do I know? I am a disgrace to reality itself. However, I am not a fool, at least not completely. I have spent quite some time attempting to learn the secrets of the universe.
I continue to hold out the contract for all to sign. I also heal myself with the Everful Cosmicfruit Pot.
Then, I twitch the Hazel Wand slightly. Almost instantaneously, a dim light ignites from the tip of the wand, glowing with a phosphorescent light. With a sudden jerk, I slash the Hazel Wand through the air. A blaze of violet streaks from behind it, burning through reality once more. Nox, still looking like an End portal, pours from the much larger rip in spacetime. With a telekinetic urge, the stuff begins pouring profusely from the precise incision, pooling to the bit of the platform before me. I examine the fluid whilst still telekinetically dragging more out. Finally, I stop, dragging the Hazel Wand over the rip. I begin muttering incessantly, slowly moving the wand from one edge of the large rift to the other. The rip begins to fade. The viscous fluid before me lies relatively inert, looking slightly suspect of possessing arcane properties. Slightly. /s Anyhow, I point the Hazel Wand upwards. Immediately, the Nox levitates into the air, the collective fluid shining in a perfect cube. I suddenly duck down to the platform, Wand in hand. I stab the unfathomably sharp tip into the platform, beginning to inscribe a symbol. After approximately thirty-six seconds, I stand once more, observing my creation. What appears to be a rift shaped exactly the same as the symbol I inscribed, pulsing out amethyst energy. I look over to the cube of Nox, and it dissolves. Immediately, the symbol begins to exude arcane power at an absurd rate, pulsing pure Vis. I utilize this to my advantage. Putting away the Hazel Wand, I merely raise my hand upwards, and the energy begins moving at an obscenely swift rate, speeding across the general area at ridiculous speeds. I proceed to allow my arm to fall back to my side, but not before staring into the metaphorical heart of the symbol. Immediately, the energy being exuded, and the Vis flow towards me, engulfing me in a sea of various shades of violet. Several seconds later, the instability subsides. I stand, coated in some exoskeleton of pure energy. With a flick of the Hazel Wand, the symbol evaporates. This armor should protect me, though its efficiency may differ from what I expect it to be.
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=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 60$ _ Wilson's charges A: 9/50, B: 15/50 (+2 from Insert_Generic) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x14 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x2 (2$) <|> Potion of Strength x2 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
Ahh, so realistic. Both of us think our gifts are inadequate.
Huh? A... contract? I have some healing abilities, maybe I can help. Wilson takes the contract and reads through it, his ears folding down slightly. I... I can't agree to this... Not in its current form at least. I also don't think this is a very good way of going about this. First of all, "There will only be one healing attempt-a pure blast of Life energies" What... What if I don't know how to do "a pure blast of Life energies"? I don't even know what my methods of healing would be considered. There are other methods of healing, such as alchemical healing and cellular regeneration. We can't just bet everything on black, we need to at least consider other methods. So, I cannot agree to this. Also, what if I fall under section D and am thus forced to try to heal Cipher with magic I don't have?
Attacks: 39/50 + 2/50
+1 potion
Awkward Potion OOO Golden Carrot = Potion of Night Vision 1/2
Awkward Potion OOO Lens = Potion of ??? ½
All hail the glorious Flare, master of the Truant ability, for having stopped loafing around! Huzzah, huzzah! Anyways. Helpful. So. Bill. Assuming that the deal doesn't work out, I do happen to have a mechanical eye on my person. I would also imagine that you have some amount of depth, enough that a mechanical eye would actually have room to install itself. In the unfortunate event that one or more of us do not, in fact, have Life abilities that we can use, I would be willing to give you the final thing that, in conjunction with the other items I have given you, should in theory be capable of restoring your eyesight, and Vision Omnifold.
I realize I maybe should have been more specific with my last attack. I take a large bomb, shove it inside a larger bomb, and then take that bomb and roll it down a glitch hill into a giant vat of mayo. The giant bomb is picked up by a crane. The crane drops it into the pins and needles factory, where 1,000,000 pins and needles get stuck onto it, making it a giant spiked mayo bomb. The giant spiked mayo bomb is put into a giant sandwich, covered with death mustard, topped with a giant wooden stake. I proceed to grab telekinetically, and put him on top of the stake. Brutally. Straight through his lost eye. And then I offer to teleport it all away if he'll back off and stop fighting us.
I also hold a match to the bomb, threatening a follow-up attack if he doesn't comply...
Hmm. I don't know what exactly are "healing energies". Maybe I could use some regenerative powder that prevents scar tissue from forming. Also, a fox gave this potion. Maybe I could use it. Thank you, fox.
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Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Heal myself with advanced warfare
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x19, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 5/11
Gib Tsunami > Fine 5/11
Well, Blue values personal relationships a lot more than a couple trillion. It's a matter of supply I guess, those shares were next to completely worthless to her, while I'm sure much of this planet's population would commit horrible, horrible deeds for that kind of money. Not saying Wilson would do that, but I assume he's not incredulously wealthy, so he values Blue's gift a lot more than she does. You know how, while everyone says it's okay, few people really like home-made gifts because they aren't expensive? As horrible as that is, Blue can can buy her own things, hence she values gifts with a personal touch more. Why didn't she give a personal gift, you ask? Well, most people prefer monetarily valuable gifts, which seems to include Wilson.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! Hail Fez
I inject myself with chuck norris stims. I then drink a potion of strength 100, giving me +1000000% damage (i think). I then roundhouse kick Binary so hard that he flies at 100 times light speed towards the edge of the universe, crashing through several planets and a star. he then crashes into the edge of the universe, and is flying so fast he escapes this universe and enters the void. unfortunatly, everything is destroyed by the inter-universal void, even Binary. After that, A simple green and red colored text that reads, "HAPPY NEW YEAR SUCKERS AND #HUMPDAY" appears.
@Erelye Hmm, i see. Seems weird that you can make stronger weapons than the alchemized ones by... making them appear and then upgrading them by saying so, but i suppose in the context of the game they are just as powerfull as a level ten altough they are "outside the game" much stronger.
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Master Emerald 10/10
The Painchimer && The Silencer 3/?
The Noisemaker powerlevel: 10
As to answer his remark, Granger glances over to Erelye but makes no reply. "I know what im doing, just you see.", it seems to say. Instead she humms a slow and soft song, intented to block attacks against Kayne.
How did you get around the level 10 cap though?
Also happy new year ya all!
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Master Emerald 9/10
The Painchimer && The Silencer 2/?
The Noisemaker powerlevel: 9
Granger drinks a Potion of Moonlight.
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Midna: A giant ball drops on Bill, surrounded by fireworks. Happy new year!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Magic Cueball 6/11
The Brainfreezer 6/6!
@Granger: Neither of the weapons count as alchemies.
I examine The Brainfreezer.
Next, I overhear Granger's deal. At the mention of a... potion, my eyes drift over to her. Briefly, I sniff, attempting to catch a whiff of the liquid. Then, I speak, sarcasm practically dripping from my voice, displeasure evident.
Oh. Very clever, miss Granger.
Alas, some think obtaining omniscience is a simple affair, of which it only takes a singular statement to rectify. Of course, what do I know? I am a disgrace to reality itself. However, I am not a fool, at least not completely. I have spent quite some time attempting to learn the secrets of the universe.
I continue to hold out the contract for all to sign. I also heal myself with the Everful Cosmicfruit Pot.
Then, I twitch the Hazel Wand slightly. Almost instantaneously, a dim light ignites from the tip of the wand, glowing with a phosphorescent light. With a sudden jerk, I slash the Hazel Wand through the air. A blaze of violet streaks from behind it, burning through reality once more. Nox, still looking like an End portal, pours from the much larger rip in spacetime. With a telekinetic urge, the stuff begins pouring profusely from the precise incision, pooling to the bit of the platform before me. I examine the fluid whilst still telekinetically dragging more out. Finally, I stop, dragging the Hazel Wand over the rip. I begin muttering incessantly, slowly moving the wand from one edge of the large rift to the other. The rip begins to fade. The viscous fluid before me lies relatively inert, looking slightly suspect of possessing arcane properties. Slightly. /s Anyhow, I point the Hazel Wand upwards. Immediately, the Nox levitates into the air, the collective fluid shining in a perfect cube. I suddenly duck down to the platform, Wand in hand. I stab the unfathomably sharp tip into the platform, beginning to inscribe a symbol. After approximately thirty-six seconds, I stand once more, observing my creation. What appears to be a rift shaped exactly the same as the symbol I inscribed, pulsing out amethyst energy. I look over to the cube of Nox, and it dissolves. Immediately, the symbol begins to exude arcane power at an absurd rate, pulsing pure Vis. I utilize this to my advantage. Putting away the Hazel Wand, I merely raise my hand upwards, and the energy begins moving at an obscenely swift rate, speeding across the general area at ridiculous speeds. I proceed to allow my arm to fall back to my side, but not before staring into the metaphorical heart of the symbol. Immediately, the energy being exuded, and the Vis flow towards me, engulfing me in a sea of various shades of violet. Several seconds later, the instability subsides. I stand, coated in some exoskeleton of pure energy. With a flick of the Hazel Wand, the symbol evaporates. This armor should protect me, though its efficiency may differ from what I expect it to be.
6/50 churges
3/6 Stranger Danger Fruit
All hail Fezmaster Flare, savior of Minecraftia.
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Midna: I poke Bill everywhere but the eye, then stab his hat(s).
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
...
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The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 60$ _ Wilson's charges A: 9/50, B: 15/50 (+2 from Insert_Generic) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x14 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x2 (2$) <|> Potion of Strength x2 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
Ahh, so realistic. Both of us think our gifts are inadequate.
Huh? A... contract? I have some healing abilities, maybe I can help. Wilson takes the contract and reads through it, his ears folding down slightly. I... I can't agree to this... Not in its current form at least. I also don't think this is a very good way of going about this. First of all, "There will only be one healing attempt-a pure blast of Life energies" What... What if I don't know how to do "a pure blast of Life energies"? I don't even know what my methods of healing would be considered. There are other methods of healing, such as alchemical healing and cellular regeneration. We can't just bet everything on black, we need to at least consider other methods. So, I cannot agree to this. Also, what if I fall under section D and am thus forced to try to heal Cipher with magic I don't have?
Attacks: 39/50 + 2/50
+1 potion
Awkward Potion OOO Golden Carrot = Potion of Night Vision 1/2
Awkward Potion OOO Lens = Potion of ??? ½
I take a heavily defensive stance.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Black King's Hat 6/11
Decanter of Endless Nectar 3/??
Potion of Fluorite 3/??
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1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
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> K4yne: Defense buffing Granger.
Happy New Year to everyone! As soon as everyone hit it at least.
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UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges:1
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I also hold a match to the bomb, threatening a follow-up attack if he doesn't comply...
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Action 2/3
Elemental Retribution: 47/50
Orbit Control: 22/50
I drop down from a conspicuously high tower... Americanness intensifies..
DDDDDDDDROP THE BASS!
I then, using my new Genuine Killstreak AWPerhand, proceed to 360 noscope the Ghost of Glados, as the sound of air horns fill the skies.
OMG MLG 360 PROSCOPE 420 BLAZE IT YOLO SWAG SAMPLE TEXT DANK CASHMONEY GET SHREKT IMMUMINATI DEAL WITH IT FAZECLAN DORITOS MOUNTAIN DEW M10
1v1 me
Sword Damage: 109K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Midna DNA Seqencing: 17/20
Midna Ectobiology Report: 17/20
Tesla Globe & Nanomag Plasma Rifle: 3/10
iAntimak x6 Duplication: 2/5
==Actions==
Hmm. I don't know what exactly are "healing energies". Maybe I could use some regenerative powder that prevents scar tissue from forming. Also, a fox gave this potion. Maybe I could use it. Thank you, fox.
Bender: I start dancing and leaping, due to me being much lighter now.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Heal myself with advanced warfare
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x19, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 5/11
Gib Tsunami > Fine 5/11
Well, Blue values personal relationships a lot more than a couple trillion. It's a matter of supply I guess, those shares were next to completely worthless to her, while I'm sure much of this planet's population would commit horrible, horrible deeds for that kind of money. Not saying Wilson would do that, but I assume he's not incredulously wealthy, so he values Blue's gift a lot more than she does. You know how, while everyone says it's okay, few people really like home-made gifts because they aren't expensive? As horrible as that is, Blue can can buy her own things, hence she values gifts with a personal touch more. Why didn't she give a personal gift, you ask? Well, most people prefer monetarily valuable gifts, which seems to include Wilson.
/tangent
Also, twin, you haven't responded to my PM, and you didn't give me any clarification as to whether you were going to or not.
Please respond?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I inject myself with chuck norris stims. I then drink a potion of strength 100, giving me +1000000% damage (i think). I then roundhouse kick Binary so hard that he flies at 100 times light speed towards the edge of the universe, crashing through several planets and a star. he then crashes into the edge of the universe, and is flying so fast he escapes this universe and enters the void. unfortunatly, everything is destroyed by the inter-universal void, even Binary. After that, A simple green and red colored text that reads, "HAPPY NEW YEAR SUCKERS AND #HUMPDAY" appears.
I'll be making my great escape now!
(The Painchimer && The Silencer) 1/1 2/?
Master Emerald 10/10
The Painchimer && The Silencer 3/?
The Noisemaker powerlevel: 10
As to answer his remark, Granger glances over to Erelye but makes no reply. "I know what im doing, just you see.", it seems to say. Instead she humms a slow and soft song, intented to block attacks against Kayne.
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I prevent NotoriousEazy from shooting crap with gun because it'll probably hit us!
I then counter godmod this post so it counts even though its over the three post limit!
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis