The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Preparation 20/50
Magic Cueball 9/11
I aid in the resurrection of Hank with a rather large amount of pulsating energy. And, by that, I mean I attempt to jumpstart his heart with some sort of arcane shockwave of electricity, evaporating the edges of the platform we are upon in the process.
I draw the Hazel Wand, and fire a jet of green light out at Binary, fusing it with pure creation. Afterwards, I swish the Wand back, and a jet of what appears to be literal nothingness erupts from the tip, striking Binary in a fashion akin to a homing missile. I proceed to arc the Wand downwards, and then sharply upwards. The two resultant blasts collide. Everyone attuned to the arcane can inexplicably feel the two spells link via Priori Incantatem, and see a long... chain of blue and red light colliding, each lightning-esque bolt leaping from one edge of my wand tip. Around the point where the two intersect, a large amount of Flux Goo is being exuded from the various amounts of instability, due to the madness of such an attack, literally solidifying and flying off both ends. I grip the Hazel Wand tighter, allowing my mind to focus. Still, despite my best efforts, the curses remain constant, though this is quite excellent, as I will probably not die from the resultant Flux. Bolts of static electricity dance off the edges of the two blasts. The force seems to be pushing Binary back slightly, corroding him with the fires of creation. Regardless, I attempt to break the connection through various swishes and flicks, but naught seems to work. Then, I pull out a round jar of some lime fluid faintly glowing. I toss it into the air swiftly, and proceed to telekinetically force the jar to speed towards Binary. The jar streaks towards the eye of Binary and shatters, expelling the foul liquid everywhere. A stray spark leaps off of the surface of the twin blasts connected by my Wand, and I attempt to break the connection with all my might, but fail. The spark ignites, and green Wildfire spills everywhere, causing a massive explosion around a quarter the size of a fission bomb. I duck behind another player in the general vicinity, and wait for the blast to subside. I flash-step around them as it does, and telekinetically draw the blast point back together. The Wildfire shockwave congeals together, forming a massive serpent of some kind. The serpent leers before Binary, and lunges in a split second. It leaps upon Binary, tearing at it with excessive force. Then, I twitch my Wand forward, and the beast of flame slumps to the ground, exploding in a flash of light. I take this slightly distracting opportunity to gather the remaining flames into a ring around me, and blast them at Binary. With a flick of my wand, the blast dissipates around me, and the players in danger of being harmed by it. Immediately after, I flick the Hazel Wand, and the two twin energy blasts finally separate, sparking off multiple shades of red and blue, emitting faintly luminous light. With a twist of the Hazel Wand, the blue blast comes careening towards me, and the red towards Binary. Upon striking the aforementioned entity, the red blast erupts into a fiery blaze of pure creation, burning Binary to the core. However, the blue blast seems to form an excellent shield around me, and another random player.
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ORBITAL DIVEKICK PART SOMETHING: OCTOROON SUSPENSION. I pick up the Octoroon Rangoon, then destroy the idea that the boot can't fly if our disbelief hasn't been suspended. I then load a lava lamp made with literal lava, the equivalent mass of America's rivers in ice, a universe's worth of contained antimatter, all the money in the world, and an ICBM into the ship using my Origin Wands.
Black King's Hat 8/11
Wands of Life 2/??
Hope Wands 2/??
I once again duplicate 3 sets of 2 'charged' Origin Wands...
(The Orbital Divekick begins 'flying' towards the ground...)
(The Orbital Divekick begins its descent....)
I activate the gravy, causing the Orbital Divekick to descend at an even greater speed...
(The installed weapons and engines trigger....)
I create some
(Impact in t- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, we have impact. Mission successful.)
And then Oisri activates, and a Pa'anuri tears through ALL the annie plants and hits Binary. (2/2)
(For added insult, Oisri too crashes on Binary.. Just for good measure.)
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
>Actions
After the Orbital Divekick's impact is over, I materialize a giant potato made of osmiridium and telekinetically smash it over B1nary's head or head-equivalent one hundred fifty-seven centillion, three hundred eighty-one novemnonagintillion, thirty-seven octononagintillion, four hundred sixty-seven septnonagintillion, nine hundred thirty-nine sexnonagintillion, thirty-one quinnonagintillion, four hundred eighty-seven quattuornonagintillion, two hundred ninety-three trenonagintillion, eight hundred forty-nine duononagintillion, two hundred one unnonagintillion, eight hundred forty-eight nonagintillion, five hundred seventy-three novemoctogintillion, eight hundred ninety octooctogintillion, two hundred fifty-eight septoctogintillion, six hundred seventy-three sexoctogintillion, eight hundred nineteen quinoctogintillion, thirty-four quattuoroctogintillion, eight hundred seventy-five treoctogintillion, eight hundred thirty duooctogintillion, six hundred seventy-one unoctogintillion, thirty-nine octogintillion, four hundred eighty-two novemseptuagintillion, nine hundred fifty-seven octoseptuagintillion, three hundred eighty-four septseptuagintillion, nine hundred ten sexseptuagintillion, two hundred ninety-nine quinseptuagintillion, nine hundred twenty-three quattuorseptuagintillion, four hundred seventy-five treseptuagintillion, eight hundred thirty-nine duoseptuagintillion, one hundred ninety-eight unseptuagintillion, two hundred twenty-two septuagintillion, three hundred eighty-four novemsexagintillion, nine hundred thirty-four octosexagintillion, nine hundred eighty-eight septsexagintillion, eight hundred thirty-nine sexsexagintillion, four hundred one quinsexagintillion, two quattuorsexagintillion, nine hundred ninety tresexagintillion, twelve duosexagintillion, nine hundred forty-eight unsexagintillion, three hundred seventy-four sexagintillion, nine hundred eighteen novemquinquagintillion, two hundred thirty-four octoquinquagintillion, ninety-four septenquinquagintillion, seven hundred twenty-eight sexquinquagintillion, nine hundred three quinquinquagintillion, four hundred nineteen quattuorquinquagintillion, two hundred seventy-three trequinquagintillion, four hundred eighty-nine duoquinquagintillion, one hundred twenty-three unquinquagintillion, seven hundred forty-nine quinquagintillion, eight hundred seventy-nine novemquadragintillion, three hundred seventy-nine octoquadragintillion, four hundred twenty-three septenquadragintillion, nine hundred forty-two sexquadragintillion, one hundred nine quinquadragintillion, three hundred forty-eight quattuorquadragintillion, nine hundred twelve trequadragintillion, three hundred forty duoquadragintillion, three hundred forty-seven unquadragintillion, four hundred eighty-three quadragintillion, nine hundred twenty-eight novemtrigintillion, three hundred forty-seven octotrigintillion, three hundred eighty-nine septentrigintillion, two hundred eighty-four sextrigintillion, seven hundred eighteen quintrigintillion, nine hundred ninety-three quattuortrigintillion, four hundred eighty-seven tretrigintillion, three hundred forty-eight duotrigintillion, five hundred ninety-nine untrigintillion, eight hundred fifty-eight trigintillion, seven hundred twenty-eight novemvigintillion, ninety-three octovigintillion, four hundred ninety septenvigintillion, four hundred nineteen sexvigintillion, eight hundred seventy-five quinvigintillion, eight hundred ninety-four quattuorvigintillion, three hundred seventy-one trevigintillion, nine hundred thirty-eight duovigintillion, four hundred seventy-eight unvigintillion, nine hundred fifty vigintillion, four hundred ninety-nine novemdecillion, one hundred thirty-eight octodecillion, nine hundred seventy-four septendecillion, three hundred eighty-two sexdecillion, nine hundred ninety-five quindecillion, eight hundred seventy-three quattuordecillion, four hundred eighty-three tredecillion, two hundred ninety duodecillion, nine hundred forty-eight undecillion, seven hundred fifty-eight decillion, seven hundred eighty-four nonillion, three hundred ninety-two octillion, nine hundred one septillion, two hundred ninety-three sextillion, four hundred seventy-nine quintillion, seven hundred thirty-nine quadrillion, twelve trillion, ninety-eight billion, two hundred four million, seven hundred nine thousand, one hundred twenty-five times in three Planck times. It dissipates before the next attack goes through.
Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyyks && Nightmare Fuel = Inky Door (Level 8: 9/9) Excellent.
Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = Glitchrender (Level 8: 9/9) I'm going to tear that Glitch open like a wet paper bag.
Ranch Dressing Bottle && L. Ranch Dressing Elemental && Ranch Conglomerate && Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 4/11)
Orbital Dropkick Post-Finale > Recycling!
First off, I claim one of the Origin Wand sets that Net's giving out because I was part of the attack.
After the surprisingly low fanfare of our massive boot-ship exploding, the shrapnel of everything remains in some massive tower of Shapnel with a few non-detonated bombs in it! My calculations say that this massive pile of shrapnel is a percentage of our boot that didn't get rammed into Project (binary) at high speeds, and the percentage is high enough that it would actually matter if this hit! This is UNACCEPTABLE!!! I proceed to immediately generate a massive cannon with the Origin Wands I just got, almost as large as the platform itself. I proceed to shove literally every last bit of shrapnel in there, including what remains of an Australium Annie Plant, which is somehow still operational. And functioning. The Pa'anuri immediately buries itself in rubble to get at it. However, before it manages this, I fire everything at Binary.
The massive shockwave instnatly destroys the cannon, who's shrapnel I also send into more reasonably sized cannons and fire. But wait...In the process of firing, the Pa'anuri got into the Australium Annie Plant, turning it into a Masculine Genius of a Pa'anuri! I throw another Annie Plant at binary, and the Pa'anuri tears into it and Binary again, each blow it lands making a creation-powered explosion on top of before! It keeps going before it obligatorily glitches out of existence, because that's not an entity it's just an attack disguised as one.
If the Contract is to be amended, all current signatories would necessarily need to agree to the amended terms. I must request we reopen the signature period, with a similar right to amend in place for the Players, whether individually or collectively. Furthermore, each player should be able to ascribe to any given other individual amendment if they feel it necessary. In addition, the Contract requires a witness. As there ARE no impartial witnesses here, we must therefore find one. Unfortunately, I am incapable of acting as a mediator in that I am by definition biased toward the Players. In my capacity as a Player, I would like to put forward an amendment clarifying what will constitute 'affecting the war'."
"In regards to section B, things considered to affect the War include: Using mind-affecting powers on any living organism in the Trifecta, effecting deals that could cause any chain of cause-and-effect that will cause effects in the War, and/or failing to do something, in such circumstances that failing to do said something could cause any cause-and-effect chain that will cause effects in the War."
/null
ALL RIGHT IT'S TIME TO END THIS WAR.
COMBO TIME!
Origin Wands x2 1/1
Origin Wands x2 1/1
Origin Wands x2 1/1
2 Origin Wands will be available to the next two posters who take them.
COMBO: ORBITAL DIVEKICK > INITIATE
I summon a Splash Critmist II (extended) potion with the Scribe's Wands. I then gather everyone together to get the effects. Everyone is Splash Critmist II (extended) ed.
With those Origin Wands, I summon:
One (1) boot-shaped hull, made of neutron star, with 4 spots for annie-plants the size of Ssthra's Folly.
4 annie-plants the size of Ssthra's Folly, that actually work, and run off of Australium.
Your null up there fails due to Tazz's actions two posts down!
Your crit potions affect the members of the chain attack!
I stare directly at Bill, a glint in my eyes clearly stating that there are some deals I would like to make with him in the future.
That seems a fair enough compromise. Hah.
I shake his hand.
Later, I draw the Hazel Wand, now empowered with the energy of creation, slightly. Did I really need this empowerment? Perchance. Nay, I did. Anyhow, I focus the energy of the Furthest Ring, fusing it with the volatile creation sorcery. In a burst of golden light, a bolt of what appears to be pure creation energy mixed with the energy of the Void strikes Binary. Upon coming within an adequate proximity, it pulses a rather large extent of the Hazel Wand's vast capability into the merciless entity, all fused together in a singular destructive blast. Arcane sparks of violet lightning leap from the explosion, instantly twisting back to the only foe, Binary. Within a nanosecond, the energy type morphs. Next, the Wand begins to tear a minor hole into reality, welding itself into existence with willpower. The gravitational forces instantaneously begin to tear at Binary, crushing it under the pressure. Of course, that will likely not work. But I digress. In any case, I proceed to concentrate. Immediately, the tip of the Wand glows with a green light. Slowly, it grows brighter. More luminescent, until it appears to be a large sphere of green plasma. The stuff accelerates towards Binary, vanishing momentarily before reappearing, half within it. In a destructive blast, the orb releases the unlimited fury of the Green Sun into Binary, annihilating him/it. Finally, I arc the Hazel Wand to the side. A stream of pure golden light flows from behind the stroke, pulsating with a... scratchy aura. I direct the wand tip towards Binary, and the beam of energy vaults directly into him/it, exploding in a wave of pure creation.
You shake Bill's hand, signifying your approval of his deal.
If you wanted to make a dent in Project Binary, you probably did. 110,000 damage!
I revive and clamp Net's mouth together. While I agree to allowing people to remove their signatures due to the altered contract, I feel that what constitutes directly or intentionally interfering with the war is well-established. As for an impartial witness...Order Majjyks are as impartial and unbiased as it gets.
I sign the contract and state that Bill's alteration to the deal will be fine, altering the contract to make note of this, with one exception: 'Directly' must instead be altered to 'Intentionally.' Otherwise the addendum will work in its entirety. I allow anyone off-put by this issue to retract their signatures, but by the time the EoTB happens, if your signature is on the paper, you are bound by the deal. I extend my hand to Bill Cipher's hand, white-and-grey energy emitting off of it, in a similar show to Bill's purple flames.
After the shaking and the approval is done (or not done), I pull out a Gatling gun and fire it at Binary. It fires Gatling guns. They fire Gatling guns. Those Gatling guns fire more Gatling guns, which then fire Direct Hits, which then fire their particular, splash-damage lacking rockets into Project Binary. (Of course, all the fired stuff is also fired into Project Binary). I then call Project Binary just 'Project,' not even bothering calling him anything more.
BILL: 1NTENT10NALLY... Y0U KN0W WHAT? 1 D0N'T HAVE A L0T T0 L0SE. AND HEY, TH1S W0RKS! 1'LL CALL 1T A DEAL.
You shake Bill's hand, signifying your approval of his deal.
I summon the Ghost UOSS, which bombards Project Binary with its death ray. Unfortunately, I am unable to sustain the summon for long, and it dissipates after firing (this is an attack, not a summon).
Bluh, just gonna kind of plop this here. Anyways. Determined. Let's do this. ORBITAL DIVEKICK PART SOMETHING: ORIGIN ALCHEMY. I grab a pair of Origin Wands and use them to create another pair of Origin Wands, then fork-duplicate them 31 times. That should be enough wands for the moment. I then use the pile of Origin Wands to create duplicates of every alchemy I have ever made, as well as every alchemy that an upgrade I've made has helped make. After I do that, I attach them to the ship, and load it up with all the Perfectly Generic Objects that I've ever made to boost the ship's density. I also summon the entire cast of Divekick into the cockpit due to their expertise in the field of divekicks.
So. Bill. Now that we're allies, mind undoing that lock you set up?
Hm. Jane's Godhood && Wands 1/??
Uh. Hm. Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands 1/??
Black King's Hat 7/11
> ORBITAL DIVEKICK: PART TWO => ORIGIN ALCHEMY
You attach a ton of alchemies and cubes to the ship!
BILL: 0H YEAH. SURE. HERE Y0U G0!
Bill snaps his fingers, and the Echeladder unlocks itself!
Maid of Life Hood && Wands = The Sparklers (Level 5: 1/6)
Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands = Realism (Level 8: 1/9)
This "Orbital Divekick" will make the Falcon Kick look like Brownian Motion. I'll start loading it with explosives. Also, I shall follow the first law of kerbalkind: "If it's not bursting with engines, then it needs more boosters."
Lothyra first grabs a set of origin wands that was just duplicated. She then uses it to create an antimatter bomb with the yield of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs (which has a yield of nearly 10^6 Megatons of TNT), and places it on the Orbital Dropkick (that counts as contributing to the combo). Finally, she Duplicates (x2) the set of Origin wands the got, swallows the Potion of Strength that Wilson gave her, and shoots Binary with iAntimak.
Bender stops jumping around.
OKAY EVERYBODY! LET'S DO THIS! LEEERROOOOOOYYYY JEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!
He then shoots Binary with the gun from Bender's Big Score.
> ORBITAL DIVEKICK: PART THREE => ANTI MATTERS
You attach an antimatter bomb to the ship!
iAntimak fires a massive explosion which reacts negatively with the Glitch! It corrupts the area massively, and Project Binary takes 200,000 damage!
>ACTION COMBO: ORBITAL DIVEKICK PART TWO I THINK: ENTADEASTBRLDUNL
I use my pair of Origin Wands to materialize the Epic Nuclear Taco Australium Divekick EAS Tones Big Rigs LJN Death Uber Nuke Launcher - a launcher that launches nukes that explode with 145,390 times the yield of the Tsar Bomba and force the target to listen to EAS Tones while playing Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing - attached to the hull of the Orbital Dropkick. The nukes are also empowered by the game Dropkick and the powers of Australium! The launcher has infinite ammo and fires Graham's number of shots per Planck time.
EDIT: Fixed the amount of posts necessary for the M134 Heatfreezer.
>AI ACTION
02/> Alright, we're started up again.
03/> Let's wait before acting.
> ORBITAL DIVEKICK: PART FOUR => OVER THE ROAD
You attach the ENTADEASTBRLDUNL to the ship!
CARBON OCTET: A set of eight grey D8s. They look like graphite, and are made of carbon.
My Action: I drink a potion of strength, causing my attacks next round to mini-crit.
SCP Foundation Action: 3 random SCPs breach containment, and the Foundation is having talks about executing the "nuclear option" (aka releasing every single anomolous object in the hopes at least one fixes the original problem somehow).
You drink the potion successfully!
SCP-1916, SCP-1586, and SCP-1580 breach containment! They will act at the end of the turn!
First off, more crit potions! With 4 remaining, I use them on Gutza1, Netphatam, insert_generic_username, and CobaltShade. I empower myself with an Orb of Finale instead, lacking enough. It is at this point that, though this time I'm not the orchestrator of this attack, that I declare the 1st two posts above me to be part of a ridiculous attack chain that will involve the most powerful scientific experiments known to man (and some known only to dolphins) in a joint effort to create the world's most powerful spaceship while harming Project (Binary) with 'industrial accidents'...So it may deliver the world's most powerful dive-kick, right into Project (Binary)! It is quickly named...The Orbital Dive-kick! Anyone interested in helping along may join in by saying they are continuing the chain, even if I didn't give you Crit Potions.
I quickly hire the whole of Mann Co. to quickly build up massive amounts of upgrades relating to annihilating the pants off of anything by getting in a fight with the whole lot and winning, though I have smartly excluded Saxton Hale for good reason. It was good enough for them. They use their manly genius engineering to add hyper-empowering Australium dive-kick generators to empower and energize a powerful spike plate I put on the front of the ship, which is naturally empowered by acts of dive-kicking. I proceed to connect the generator to games of Dive-kick, ensuring that it cannot run out of power and that the spike plate is deadly! They also finish this in half the time I expected them too, so I order them to beat up Project (Binary) with the other half. They agree and engage him with the power of Australium, creation, futuristic gadgets, and weapons that run on Nonsensolenium!
But they all are already under the effect of crit bonuses!
> ORBITAL DIVEKICK: PART FIVE => MANN UP
You attach generators and a spike-plate to the ship!
POST 1;
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil || Christmas Star = Point of Origin (Level 10: 3/11)
Twig of Yggdrasil || Tinsel = Constellate Decor (Level 10: 3/11)
Pure Conch Energy || Christmas Ordainments = Conchnaments (Level 10: 3/11)
MY INVENTORY
Potions: 1x Nightshade, 2x Frostbite(-1)
(Gerbil Ghost Image): This is a moment that the Erelyesouls would be able to say just the right word for.
I use that kikoune charm spoil thing from Talist's sidequest(Not in spoil list, last time I checked) on the Tubas, with the Potion of Frostbite.
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Execute: Eldritch Yggdrasil The Tubas gleam... Mycelium on the Tuba's bell flexes and molds into a Pentacle shape. The Mycelium suddenly gets drenched in starry black. Energy seeps into the Tubas. A ball materializes in front of the Tuba's bell. Three energies swirl inside. The Energy of Pure Creation, from the Fez. The Energy of the Eldritch, taken from the very core of the Tubas. Finally, the Energy of the Glitch. The ball is stabilized by Pure Conch Energy. The Pure Conch Energy reacts to the Glitch energy. They become unstable... Matter fluxes in and out of existence. Code is changed and re-adapted, access to some parts asm'd away. A particular incident happens to cause the Glitch Energy contained within this ball to lose all detrimental effects. It is unable to harm the server. And the reaction stops... And the ball of energy morphs into... A Kernelsprite.
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Execute: Erelyesoul The starry Mycelium reverts to it's dull grey, and changes to a giant oval, lined with symbols meaning HEH. A lone Erelyesoul emerges from the oval. WHY And it prototypes the Kernelsprite. Gerbil runs up... And quickly drops a Void Seed into the prototyping Kernelsprite. The Sprite morphs into the... EldritchSprite. The EldritchSprite floats, like a Primal Orb, toward project Binary. It stops in front of Binary's eye. And the EldritchSprite opens itself, like an eye. A pupil focuses on Pr0ject B1nary... Huge taintacles stream out of the back of the eye, and leach onto Pr0ject B1nary. Taint, which is basically magical pollution, covers Binary. The purple Taintacles get covered in a red and golden aura. Pure creation energy flows from the EldritchSprite to Pr0ject B1nary. The pupil of the EldritchSprite focuses on a single point... And Glitch Energy flows toward the sprite. Flux vents out of the Taintacles. Alienis essentia flows throughout the EldritchSprite, empowering it. It detaches. The pupil opens up to form a large circle. Many Taintacles retreat, leaving only two. Vishrooms sprout from the sides. An aura node grows from the center. Thousands of aspects pile up, and the node turns sinister. The Aura Node is drained... And the EldritchSprite grows in size... And unleashes all of it's wrath onto Binary.
ha wellSeemsYouWillGoAwaySoon ha changingTarget binary settingTarget restartingCoroutine resettingThreadProgress collectingFezEnergy . .. ... executingMake makefileMade makeInstalling installed running
I smile while signing the contract. I can feel the new power. It makes me... happy....
Holding the HHHH in the air, I scream "ALL ATTACKERS OF MINECRAFTIA SHALL MEET THE FATE OF THE GREAT DRAGON OF THE END!!!! ALL SHALL BE SLICED, DICED, AND DESTROYED WITH THE BRUTALITY OF 1000 YEARS OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!!
>AI Action
01: WELL. THIS IS WEIRD.
03: B1nary seems to be quite tough. Hmm...
02: No problem for my ROFL-47!
02/> CHANNEL THE POWER OF TEXT-TO-SPEECH WARFARE!
Scottyvich Baloneykov appears along with the Supreme AI. The Supreme AI immediately challenges Binary to a hacking duel. Binary wins, but not before sustaining a few hits. AT88TV appears and fires his EAS Tones Cannon at Binary, damaging his sound inputs due to how loud the EAS Tones are. The AIs' player charracter, in the form of Microsoft Sam (02 uses Sam for his voice now), rises into the air and glows. A roflcopter appears around him along with the crew of Roflcopter Squad. They fire OMGmissiles at Binary, damaging his brain. The Orbital Rofl Laser moves into position and successfully fires upon Binary, dealing damage! Radar Overseer Scotty then drops a baloney sandwich onto Binary, causing his systems to go haywire! Tsiklon hacks into Binary's system and unleashes his trojan on Binary, forcing Binary under his control! The Communist Linux Penguin Army appears to redeem themselves after the loss of the Supreme AI and fires upon Binary!
Sam's Roflcopter transforms into an OMGjet! Sam jumps off the jet and fires onto Binary with his ROFL-47. The jet takes off through the void, to Planet Soiturranna! Emperor Soiturn joins the fight against Project Binary! Everyone in a TTS series but the NSA Agent is in on this, even Jokermingo0044 and the Devil's Hell Star! Finally, they return to Elsewhere and begin assaulting Project Binary! Sam uses his ROFL-47 and his tactical warfare skills! Mike just talks like a lady, damaging Binary's hearing systems further! The Supreme Mainframe, the revived Supreme AI and Tsiklon hack Binary and delete all his files! Satan and the Devil's Hell Star roast Binary over the flames of the planet Hell! Jokermingo0044 and Juniormingo0088 command the Horribly Deformed Midget Pig Monkeys with Automatic Firearms to assault Binary! Even Natural Microsoft Sam has abandoned his quest to kill Speakonia Sam to defeat Project Binary! Everyone is pitching in their best effort in the name of IWAY Cookies!
Finally, the TTS characters combine into one text-to-speech master: ULTIMATE SPEAKONIAN! The power of Speakonia shines through and the righteous power of text-to-speech reigns! Every TTS virus ever is deployed - the Really Sucky Virus, the Really Nooby Virus, the Mega Gangnam Virus, Tsiklon's trojan, the Moving Victoria Virus, every TTS virus - onto Project Binary's system. Not even his system can stop the onslaught of fictional yet ridiculously powerful malware. Sam finishes off with a gun salute from him and the TTS crew, with all their ROFL-47s, ROFL-60s, OMG-40s, LMAO4 carbines, every gun in their possession, even weapons that aren't guns like the Diarrhea Death Star Supreme Excrement Edition and the rebuilt Orbital Rofl Laser! They fire all at once, and all the bullets and lasers impact Project Binary! The TTS crew fade away, leaving Sam by himself. He fades back into the standard player character.
02: That was epic! Too bad I can't do that again...
>Author's Note
Remember how I said Cobalt installed voices for the AIs while his player character was dead? Well, 02 is voiced by Microsoft Sam. This attack is a giant reference to the Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Errors videos on YouTube, of which there are several series, and the TTS war series by the same channels.
You sign the Contract!
M134 HEATFREEZER: A dull red minigun that radiates with a chilling power... Its bullets are made out of SCP-009, and upon contact with a living thing, it will turn its body heat into SCP-009, freezing it from the inside out.
{THAT LIFE BAR IS STILL HUGE. ALTHOUGH NOW IT'S ONLY 500 MILLION INSTEAD OF A BILLION. I THINK. DOES A MILLION HAVE 6 ZEROES AFTER IT OR 9? NO MATTER. THAT'S STILL A LIFE BAR THAT CAN BE SHREDDED. NOW THEN, THE FEZ... I CAN FEEL IT FORCING BACK THE OP SCALE SLIGHTLY... HMM...}
???: Yay, safetext is no longer important! I suddenly blip out of existence. Sort of. Anyone paying close attention to me would have noticed the very faint mist rising up and expanding into a huge thin cloud... Then the cloud solidifies back into existence, a gigantic crystalline/metallic gray THING dwarfing the entire battlefield, physically tearing apart an unfortunate strand of glitch.
{THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!}
The THING shifts in shape, growing even larger, dominating the surrounding void with size, a blinding aura of light shining off of every surface. A tiny bit of aura scrapes against the edge of the little platform that everyone is standing on, causing a miniature earthquake and splitting it in half. In case you are completely braindead, the THING I've been referring to is myself. I know, shocking. Anyway, with that little display of SLIGHTLY LESS LIMITED POWER out of the way, a metal tendril, glowing with the same aura as the rest of me, explodes outwards and forms itself into an obscenely large crab claw, which I use to smack Binary with near-unrivaled force, then tear a chunk out of his eye. After quickly downloading the code of the chunk to save the code manipulation powers for a side project, I crush the chunk into pieces and eat it, forming an eye of my own that looks more like a massive camera lens. (The question is, how utterly horrifying can I make my character be at some point in time? The answer... well, this isn't a practical problem. Something horrifying to one person can be boringly mundane to another.)
{YOU TASTE HORRIBLE, BINARY! BUT I'LL STILL PROBABLY END UP EATING YOU AT SOME POINT! JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW THAT! EVEN THOUGH IF I HAD ACCESS TO ALL OF MY POWER, I'D PROBABLY HAVE EATEN PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY HERE ALREADY ANYWAY! EVEN THE DEAD ONES! AND THE ALIVE ONES! WHY DO I FEEL LIKE A DUCK IS WATCHING ME?}
The bot medics still on the battlefield continue healing each other, paying little to no attention to anyone at all, excluding occasionally turning to look at anyone who stares at them. Ribs Grow Back and Companion Cube even get a little conversation going consisting of Medic voice clips.
Real World: The duck flies back over to perch on Twin's shoulder, watching whatever it is he does at the update terminal with what seems to be interest. Is there, like, a screen there that displays wherever the players are fighting at or some weird gear like that? Also, the duck is an actual character now. Why? Well, why not.
Mainframe: Entity body at 5% complete. Stage 1 at 4% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete. Better prepare for that last 20% of stage 1. Where can I find a life force strong enough to cope with all of this? Okay, copying binarypower.pwr onto a safe disk... Don't want to download that directly, have to scrub it to remove any trace of Binary's personality. If this thing went berserk upon waking up, that would be an utter disaster!
100,000 damage to Project Binary!
Well, yeah. Basically it shows an image of the actual fight, and the post I make that dictates what happens in that image, changing it. I guess you can be added, Duck. Why not? Duck added!
Aww, come on! That Genuine Killstreak AWPerhand cost me a good ten dollars!
Also, I guess there is no safe post, but if there is, I'll change it.
As well, understood.
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution: 48/50
Orbit Control: 23/50
I, aiming long and hard, shoot Project Binary/The Glitch in one of its most vulnerable spots from across the map using my Genuine Killstreak AWPer Hand.
I then close in on The Glitch/Project Binary, order a Jarate Airstrike on it, then send two thousand Level 20 8/8 assassins with the Bushwhacka out to strike it.
The Assassins then slice The Glitch/Project Binary into fine slices with their Bushwhackas, before I quickscope it in one of its weak spots using the Genuine Killstreak AWPer hand. Then, I call upon the assassins to leave and make haste to Oryx's Castle.
I then proceed to unload my next 23 shots into Project Binary/The Glitch using the Genuine Killstreak AWPer Hand once the assassins leave.
Ah, good, assassins. May we plot upon the Godmodder and get my wine back!
Oryx, please stop Attack! Attack! Attack!-ing. We need to focus on the Glitch.
But, my wine!
I have some more in my cellar. Don't you worry.
Also, K4yne, I'd like to suggest another Overcharge for you to use. I call it "Rage", using it knocks back foes and disrupts their attacks. I was inspired by the Heavy's Rage upgrade from Man versus Machine, so use it well, such as when the enemy is acting aggressively.
I swear, the amount of combos organized via PM that I am not informed of are mind-boggling.
Preparation 19/50
Magic Cueball 8/11
So, shall we begin the healing process?
In any case, I proceed to activate the White Ring. As appears to be the case with all of my other weapons, it is supercharged with the energy of creation. Momentarily, the runes upon the active device glow a golden color. Instead, the ring ejects flowing Tengwar script, all colored gold. The stuff spins, twirls, and weaves through reality, avoiding any passersby. It finally comes to a stop around Binary, orbiting it in a ring, of sorts. It finally comes to a stop. Immediately, the ring of script glows a bright, shiny gold, and compresses in on itself, diving into Binary. This compression releases a large amount of pure creation energy in a destructive blast that will assuredly damage it. Next, I proceed to deactivate the ring, and draw the Hazel Wand. I arc the wand down in a northeasterly path, pointing it at Binary all the while, directly after commenting on how asinine Binary is. I mutter some sort of incantation, appearing to be derived from the maddened whispers of one capable of speaking in the elder tongue. Nothing appears to occur for several seconds. Then, a monolithic blast of Nightmare Fuel erupts from the wand tip, spinning and weaving about, until it resembles a gigantic Binary. With a slight twist of the Wand, a violet spark ignites within the theoretical mirror image. Immediately, the mirror image crashes directly into Binary. The nanosecond it does so, an unfathomably gigantic explosion of violet flames four times the strength of a nuclear bomb (with far less radiation) expands from the center of the Nightmare Fuel Binary, directly next to the other Binary. Flux Gas seeps from the point, displaying the total amount of instability that action generated. Violet flames still linger upon Binary, melting his form. I de-equip the Hazel Wand, pulling out an Arcane Singularity as a new method of damaging. I supercharge this Singularity with pure creation energy, and then throw the unstable orb at Binary's eye. Unfortunately, I miss my direct mark. However, this is not a matter of concern. The orb bounces off of Binary, and begins to shudder with arcane power in some sort of reaction. Aubergine rays of light begin to leak off of the direct center of the fused Nitor and Alumentum, moving in reaction with the shuddering. Then, a moment later, there is an explosion of considerably less power than the one caused by igniting Nightmare Fuel with the flames of shadow, but still a considerable explosion nonetheless. The modified Singularity begins to exude pure creation energy in a way that harms Binary immensely. Every being that does not have a method of flight (this rule does not include Binary, as he will be harmed regardless) is slowly dragged towards the center point of the explosion, which is capable of tearing apart matter and code alike, and fusing them together to form new things. Multiple waves of arcane power radiate from the detonation point, violently exploding when they reach Binary. The gravitational pull of the orb grows infinitely stronger suddenly. Just as the players who do not have methods of flight are about to be dragged in, an explosion of creation energy occurs. When the clouds of smoke from the singularity subside, there appears to be no Singularity, as it evaporated into pure damage, latching onto Binary.
You mean organized through Pesterchum.
Yes you can. It will start next turn, once the contract is completely set in stone and the end of this turn.
Lothyra uses the first duplicated instance of the Origin Wands (that she created last post) to create a very large antimatter engine to act as a booster. She then shoots Binary with iAntimak (augmented by the crit potion). Bender also shoots Binary with his gun (he should also be under the effects of the crit potion).
I whip out my SUPERCHARGED Forge's Light and use SQUARE ROOT: LEVEL 10: EXPONENTIAL, on Project Binary. I make sure to aim very, very, very, very very very VERY carefully.
I also suggest that we change the wording of Bill's contract so that he can't do actions that INDIRECTLY affect the war either/
You take out Forge's Light and aim it at Project Binary! You hold off on its shots until Project Binary is hovering right near you! You then let go and fire! The arrow you fire stops in midair and suddenly, with a pop!, there are two of them! And then four! And then eight! Sixteen! Thirty-two! Sixty-four! The arrows multiply exponentially until there is an entire cloud of arrows! They merge into a massive ball and barrel straight through Project Binary! 200,000 damage!
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I look into the future to see who's supposed to die next, and give that player a focus sash.
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC Binary
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x10, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 6/11
Gib Tsunami > Fine 6/11
I send Project Binary to the moon, where she gets nuked from orbit with nukes the size of the moon she's on. This blows her straight back onto the battlefield, smashing right into the painful spiky debris left by someone else's attack.
The attack fails because you called Project Binary a she!
I stare at my weapons, now glowing with the golden fire of Creation, then raise my right arm... It remains cold silver, unaffected and lightless... Damn.
All charges progress!
I stick the Void's Rogue into the ground, a sproutling from the Ruin Seed in its hilt sending strange, brassy tendrils outwards... I tear the sword back out, leaving a living incarnation of Ruin to grow and kill! {This is not an entity, just an unusual attack}
I use COMBAT OPERANDI: CHERNOBYL II on Binary!
80,000 damage to Project Binary!
> Amperz4nd: COMBAT OPERANDI => CHERNOBYL II
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 5 Hog Slop!
You take out a destabilized Monochromium Fuel Rod and hold it in the hands of your armor... It should work for what you have planned. You equip every one of your weapons capable of nuclear-level blasts, and all of your armor's built-in weapons capable of nuclear-level blasts! They begin charging up a massive condensed nuclear beam that will irradiate its surroundings! You charge the blast for several seconds and fire straight at the rod! Its warped properties consume the beam and make the rod a solid shade of green, crackling with energy!
It is completely volatile and unstable in this state, so you fly over to Project Binary and throw the rod at him! The Glitch attempts to consume it, but it barrels straight through it and onto its eye! A massive green fireball appears as the excess nuclear energy seeps into Project Binary! 300,000 damage!
I dash forward and uppercut Binary with At No Expense.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 60$ _ Wilson's charges A: 9/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x14 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x2 (2$) <|> Potion of Strength x2 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
Awkward Potion OOO Golden Carrot = Potion of Night Vision done
Awkward Potion OOO Lens = Potion of magnification done
Potion of Night Vision O0O Potion of magnification = Potion of ??? ⅓
Well, depending on how you look at it, Wilson is either the richest or the poorest character I know of. I just thought it was kind of funny.
Well... good luck with the healing. And... uh... sorry about the whole trying to disintegrate you thing...
60,000 damage to Project Binary!
POTION OF NIGHT VISION: An indigo potion that, on use, amplifies the user's vision, allowing them to see in the dark.
POTION OF MAGNIFICATION: An amethyst potion that, on use, allows the user's eyes to "zoom on" on objects like a camera, allowing for better clarity.
Potion of Night Vision O0O Potion of Magnification = Potion of Cat's Eye (Level 2: 1/3)
As the golden rain falls, something is... off, about Hank.
It doesn't seem to be affecting him, the rain slides off his body, rather than absorbing into it.
And he's still dead.
The red lightning continues to crackle around him though... and it flashes every time on of the golden drops comes close to him.
It doesn't shy away like the Glitch, but whatever it is, it still doesn't like the Fez energy.
Either way, you guys need to revive Hank now.
Revival actions: 0/3
(being creative enough might count for more than 1 though)
=ACTION=
Using some FEZ-POWER, I create some Energy Chairs above Binary, then proceed to ninja-jump on them, until I'm on top of Binary.
I then create a GIANT GOLDEN ENERGY CHAIR and jump-stab Binary with it.
ORBITAL DIVEKICK PART WHO-KNOWS-HOW-MANY > MORE DAKKA
I duplicate the reserved pair of active Origin Wands for three sets of two more. That ought to hold out....
I then summon armament comparable to the fleetmind, UNS, Oafan, and in fact any other forces in the Schlockiverse, attached to the Orbital Divekick, powered, and firing at Binary.
For my next trick, I attach Ars Magicka Casters to every single surface and outfit them with a ludicrously overpowered spell of DOOOOOOM, and appropriate supplies for maintaining their fire all the way down to impact.. They are mounted so that they hit Binary.
For my final trick, I summon Oisri, the planetoid that creates dark-matter creatures, in the state it would have been had Redhack not been activated, and yet the planet was evacuated. I tether it to the Orbital Divekick and activate it from a distance. 1/2
I aid in the resurrection of Hank with a rather large amount of pulsating energy. And, by that, I mean I attempt to jumpstart his heart with some sort of arcane shockwave of electricity, evaporating the edges of the platform we are upon in the process.
I draw the Hazel Wand, and fire a jet of green light out at Binary, fusing it with pure creation. Afterwards, I swish the Wand back, and a jet of what appears to be literal nothingness erupts from the tip, striking Binary in a fashion akin to a homing missile. I proceed to arc the Wand downwards, and then sharply upwards. The two resultant blasts collide. Everyone attuned to the arcane can inexplicably feel the two spells link via Priori Incantatem, and see a long... chain of blue and red light colliding, each lightning-esque bolt leaping from one edge of my wand tip. Around the point where the two intersect, a large amount of Flux Goo is being exuded from the various amounts of instability, due to the madness of such an attack, literally solidifying and flying off both ends. I grip the Hazel Wand tighter, allowing my mind to focus. Still, despite my best efforts, the curses remain constant, though this is quite excellent, as I will probably not die from the resultant Flux. Bolts of static electricity dance off the edges of the two blasts. The force seems to be pushing Binary back slightly, corroding him with the fires of creation. Regardless, I attempt to break the connection through various swishes and flicks, but naught seems to work. Then, I pull out a round jar of some lime fluid faintly glowing. I toss it into the air swiftly, and proceed to telekinetically force the jar to speed towards Binary. The jar streaks towards the eye of Binary and shatters, expelling the foul liquid everywhere. A stray spark leaps off of the surface of the twin blasts connected by my Wand, and I attempt to break the connection with all my might, but fail. The spark ignites, and green Wildfire spills everywhere, causing a massive explosion around a quarter the size of a fission bomb. I duck behind another player in the general vicinity, and wait for the blast to subside. I flash-step around them as it does, and telekinetically draw the blast point back together. The Wildfire shockwave congeals together, forming a massive serpent of some kind. The serpent leers before Binary, and lunges in a split second. It leaps upon Binary, tearing at it with excessive force. Then, I twitch my Wand forward, and the beast of flame slumps to the ground, exploding in a flash of light. I take this slightly distracting opportunity to gather the remaining flames into a ring around me, and blast them at Binary. With a flick of my wand, the blast dissipates around me, and the players in danger of being harmed by it. Immediately after, I flick the Hazel Wand, and the two twin energy blasts finally separate, sparking off multiple shades of red and blue, emitting faintly luminous light. With a twist of the Hazel Wand, the blue blast comes careening towards me, and the red towards Binary. Upon striking the aforementioned entity, the red blast erupts into a fiery blaze of pure creation, burning Binary to the core. However, the blue blast seems to form an excellent shield around me, and another random player.
150,000 damage to Project Binary!
You and generic are shielded from attack this turn!
ORBITAL DIVEKICK PART SOMETHING: OCTOROON SUSPENSION. I pick up the Octoroon Rangoon, then destroy the idea that the boot can't fly if our disbelief hasn't been suspended. I then load a lava lamp made with literal lava, the equivalent mass of America's rivers in ice, a universe's worth of contained antimatter, all the money in the world, and an ICBM into the ship using my Origin Wands.
Black King's Hat 8/11
Wands of Life 2/??
Hope Wands 2/??
> ORBITAL DIVEKICK: PART EIGHT => OCTOROON SUSPENSION
You attach thrusters and random stuff to the ship!
>Actions
After the Orbital Divekick's impact is over, I materialize a giant potato made of osmiridium and telekinetically smash it over B1nary's head or head-equivalent one hundred fifty-seven centillion, three hundred eighty-one novemnonagintillion, thirty-seven octononagintillion, four hundred sixty-seven septnonagintillion, nine hundred thirty-nine sexnonagintillion, thirty-one quinnonagintillion, four hundred eighty-seven quattuornonagintillion, two hundred ninety-three trenonagintillion, eight hundred forty-nine duononagintillion, two hundred one unnonagintillion, eight hundred forty-eight nonagintillion, five hundred seventy-three novemoctogintillion, eight hundred ninety octooctogintillion, two hundred fifty-eight septoctogintillion, six hundred seventy-three sexoctogintillion, eight hundred nineteen quinoctogintillion, thirty-four quattuoroctogintillion, eight hundred seventy-five treoctogintillion, eight hundred thirty duooctogintillion, six hundred seventy-one unoctogintillion, thirty-nine octogintillion, four hundred eighty-two novemseptuagintillion, nine hundred fifty-seven octoseptuagintillion, three hundred eighty-four septseptuagintillion, nine hundred ten sexseptuagintillion, two hundred ninety-nine quinseptuagintillion, nine hundred twenty-three quattuorseptuagintillion, four hundred seventy-five treseptuagintillion, eight hundred thirty-nine duoseptuagintillion, one hundred ninety-eight unseptuagintillion, two hundred twenty-two septuagintillion, three hundred eighty-four novemsexagintillion, nine hundred thirty-four octosexagintillion, nine hundred eighty-eight septsexagintillion, eight hundred thirty-nine sexsexagintillion, four hundred one quinsexagintillion, two quattuorsexagintillion, nine hundred ninety tresexagintillion, twelve duosexagintillion, nine hundred forty-eight unsexagintillion, three hundred seventy-four sexagintillion, nine hundred eighteen novemquinquagintillion, two hundred thirty-four octoquinquagintillion, ninety-four septenquinquagintillion, seven hundred twenty-eight sexquinquagintillion, nine hundred three quinquinquagintillion, four hundred nineteen quattuorquinquagintillion, two hundred seventy-three trequinquagintillion, four hundred eighty-nine duoquinquagintillion, one hundred twenty-three unquinquagintillion, seven hundred forty-nine quinquagintillion, eight hundred seventy-nine novemquadragintillion, three hundred seventy-nine octoquadragintillion, four hundred twenty-three septenquadragintillion, nine hundred forty-two sexquadragintillion, one hundred nine quinquadragintillion, three hundred forty-eight quattuorquadragintillion, nine hundred twelve trequadragintillion, three hundred forty duoquadragintillion, three hundred forty-seven unquadragintillion, four hundred eighty-three quadragintillion, nine hundred twenty-eight novemtrigintillion, three hundred forty-seven octotrigintillion, three hundred eighty-nine septentrigintillion, two hundred eighty-four sextrigintillion, seven hundred eighteen quintrigintillion, nine hundred ninety-three quattuortrigintillion, four hundred eighty-seven tretrigintillion, three hundred forty-eight duotrigintillion, five hundred ninety-nine untrigintillion, eight hundred fifty-eight trigintillion, seven hundred twenty-eight novemvigintillion, ninety-three octovigintillion, four hundred ninety septenvigintillion, four hundred nineteen sexvigintillion, eight hundred seventy-five quinvigintillion, eight hundred ninety-four quattuorvigintillion, three hundred seventy-one trevigintillion, nine hundred thirty-eight duovigintillion, four hundred seventy-eight unvigintillion, nine hundred fifty vigintillion, four hundred ninety-nine novemdecillion, one hundred thirty-eight octodecillion, nine hundred seventy-four septendecillion, three hundred eighty-two sexdecillion, nine hundred ninety-five quindecillion, eight hundred seventy-three quattuordecillion, four hundred eighty-three tredecillion, two hundred ninety duodecillion, nine hundred forty-eight undecillion, seven hundred fifty-eight decillion, seven hundred eighty-four nonillion, three hundred ninety-two octillion, nine hundred one septillion, two hundred ninety-three sextillion, four hundred seventy-nine quintillion, seven hundred thirty-nine quadrillion, twelve trillion, ninety-eight billion, two hundred four million, seven hundred nine thousand, one hundred twenty-five times in three Planck times. It dissipates before the next attack goes through.
M134 Heatfreezer && SCP-409 = The Snapper (Level 5: 1/6)
Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyyks && Nightmare Fuel = Inky Door (Level 8: 9/9) Excellent.
Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = Glitchrender (Level 8: 9/9) I'm going to tear that Glitch open like a wet paper bag.
Ranch Dressing Bottle && L. Ranch Dressing Elemental && Ranch Conglomerate && Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 4/11)
Orbital Dropkick Post-Finale > Recycling!
First off, I claim one of the Origin Wand sets that Net's giving out because I was part of the attack.
After the surprisingly low fanfare of our massive boot-ship exploding, the shrapnel of everything remains in some massive tower of Shapnel with a few non-detonated bombs in it! My calculations say that this massive pile of shrapnel is a percentage of our boot that didn't get rammed into Project (binary) at high speeds, and the percentage is high enough that it would actually matter if this hit! This is UNACCEPTABLE!!! I proceed to immediately generate a massive cannon with the Origin Wands I just got, almost as large as the platform itself. I proceed to shove literally every last bit of shrapnel in there, including what remains of an Australium Annie Plant, which is somehow still operational. And functioning. The Pa'anuri immediately buries itself in rubble to get at it. However, before it manages this, I fire everything at Binary.
The massive shockwave instnatly destroys the cannon, who's shrapnel I also send into more reasonably sized cannons and fire. But wait...In the process of firing, the Pa'anuri got into the Australium Annie Plant, turning it into a Masculine Genius of a Pa'anuri! I throw another Annie Plant at binary, and the Pa'anuri tears into it and Binary again, each blow it lands making a creation-powered explosion on top of before! It keeps going before it obligatorily glitches out of existence, because that's not an entity it's just an attack disguised as one.
INKY DOOR: An amethyst door made entirely of ink. It floats with an ominous energy and glows with the powers of the Inky Abyss. Opening it is not recommended.
GLITCHRENDER: A pure black sword made out of the metal of the Glitch-Proof Armor. Its blade is so sharp that it can cut straight through the corruption of the Glitch itself.
> R. K.: Healing a random player with the No Joke.
> K4yne: Casting Fira on Project Glitch Binary.
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Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: 2
All players are fully healed already!
Project Binary is immune to status effects!
Project Binary emits a massive robotic screeching noise! The Glitch corrupts itself around him and forms a massive entourage of railguns! These particular models seem like they've been copied from the ACN Turret itself! It looks like Project Binary's pulling out all the stops now! He must be very worried about the Fez's power! The railguns fire, dealing 10 damage to every player! Erelye and Generic survive unscathed!
The Healing Contract glows with a blinding clash of amethyst and white flame! It is now officially set in stone! Everyone who has signed it is bound to it! Bill readies for the healing...
The Godmodder deals 600,000 damage to Project Binary!
SCP-1916 is eaten by the Duck, which promptly dies due to having multiple gravities at once! I materialize it back in the Twinmobile, taking pity on it. SCP-1586 begins slowly pulling everything towards itself, but not really at a big enough rate to damage anything! The Godmodder WorldEdits it away before it can get out of hand. He WorldEdits SCP-1580 away too, since it's pretty much useless.
The cube that contained GLaDOS' Hard-Light Avatar suddenly flickers with light again... Someone should go investigate!
Bill floats around and takes off his grey hat, putting it in his hands.
BILL: Y0U KN0W, 1 D0N'T EVEN KN0W WHY 1 HAVE TW0 HATS. 1 GUESS TH1S 0NE JUST S0RT 0F APPEARED 0N ME WHEN 1 SHATTERED... 0H MAN, WHAT AN AWKWARD T1ME THAT WAS! 1 WAS ALL ENRAGED AT B1NARY 0VER THERE... HEHEH. BUT HEY, 1 D0N'T REALLY SEE MUCH USE F0R TH1S HAT! S0 HERE! Y0U GUYS CAN HAVE 1T. AND 1F Y0U CAN HEAL MY EYE, Y0U'LL HAVE EARNED 1T, T00!
Bill chucks his grey hat over to Tazz! You've earned Oblivion's Topper as a Spoil of War!
I forgot to say what the two Sidequest Spoils of War do. I'll say what they do here, as well as talk about the new Spoil:
Nimbleguy got the Kitsune Charm! What this does is allow you to select a Potion of your choice and infuse it into a weapon of your choice! For two turns, the weapon will be charged with the potion's effect, so every time you attack with it, the potion will be used as well! For instance, if you infused a Potion of Poison, your target would be Poisoned!
Talist got the Glitch Wrench! What this does is allow you to modify the Source Code of Reality, enabling one of a number of things to happen in the code of GodCraft itself! These things can range to beneficial things, to superpowerful things, to even things that backfire! Due to the potency of the weapon, it has a larger cooldown than normal.
Tazz got Oblivion's Topper! What this does is allow you to use mental manipulation to completely control an entity! It will, under your willpower, attack another entity of your choice for one turn, completely stopping it from targeting what it would have attacked! Additionally, it can also fire a beam of amethyst fire at an entity.
I will add these into the OP as well.
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy Project Binary!
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
HP: 494,160,000/500,000,000.
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GLITCH RESISTANCE: 80% SERVER INTEGRITY: 25% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0% FACTION INTEGRITY: 0% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48% CODE INTEGRITY: 65% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65% PLAYABILITY: 60% SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.
Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.
The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
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Sorry for the !s, I was in the moment. I look at BINARY. "2 can play at that game!"
PENUMBRA PHANTASM use shadows above me to form a roof! It causes me to be fully in a shadow! I then use the shadows around me to alter MY shape! I turn myself into SHADOW TRUE MANIAC! This is smaller than the original, but, heck! As this abomination, I punch, claw, kick, and bite BINARY. I then turn myself back.
"I love this weapon!"
I do the most powerful and imaginative attack possible!!!! I poke Binary's eye.
I then put this in the alchemiter:
Fused Shadow Headpiece & Diamond Sword = ???
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
PRAIZE THY FEZ! SHOULD YOU AMPLIFY MY ATTACKS, YOU SHALL BE LOOKED UPON, OUR SAVIOR!
WOW! That much damage? I must be crazy!
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution: 49/50
Orbit Control: 24/50
Let's do this again.
Sir, yes, sir!
I ready my weapons, my Black Box, Pump Action CR0WNing Device Shotgun, and my Escape Plan. I adjust my War Pig.
I first begin to fire two Black Box shells upon Project Binary, before rocket jumping and raining lead upon it with my Shotgun. Then, I strike it twice with my Escape Plan before running back and reloading.
Wielding my weapons akimbo now, I rain my clips on the Project, and taking an extensive time to reload. Then, I close in, firing 5 times with my Shotgun, and then, using my Black Box, I launch Project Binary into the air, rocket jump away, and aim my last shot.
GUUUNSHOOOT BRRIIIIIIDE...
I, using the power of improbable aiming skills, proceed to airshot the Project in its most vulnerable area. When I fall to earth, I'm not done yet.
I close in riding on my Escape Plan (cue charger roar), then proceed to deliver to Project Binary an expansive barrage of pickaxe strikes which a normal Minecraft player would use to level a mountain using Wooden Pickaxes, then knock him back with its head for a finishing blow.
I calmly walk up to Project Binary, grind one of my Coldfront Curbstompers into it, and blast it in its weak point using my Shotgun.
I then set up a baseball pitching machine with infinite baseballs and toggle it up to the maximum speed, and aim it at Binary.
It makes sense in context.
I shoot Binary with the Lancer. The club grenades, obviously.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I shove Netpatham out of the way/calmly walk past him and attempt to claim the cube , but just. kind of reconsider. I then toss it to Cobalt if I can.
Anyways, I wish I could actually use Life powers. Oh well. I decide to just duplicate a copy of Hemera's Door. I then open it pointing at Bill.
Black King's Hat 9/11
Maid of Life Hood && Wands = The Sparklers (Level 5: 3/6)
Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands = Realism (Level 8: 3/9)
I shove Generic and Netpatham out of the way and claim/investigate the cube. (Let's see how much shoving we can do!)
M134 Arcticbomber complete
The Snapper 2/5
Toxicide 5/11
>Action
I speed-build a beautiful professional-looking hospital complete with medical equipment where Healing Squad can heal Bill's eye. I name it "Elsewhere General Hospital".
>AI Action
03: Anyway, let's do this! SPORT PILE GO!
03/🏅💩/> I summon a clone of every professional sports player in existence. They form a sport pile directly on top of Binary. The sport pile doesn't stop from getting taller and eventually the sport pile becomes a sport wormhole. Binary is sucked in and is forced to play ICBM baseball with 50,000,000,000,000,000 people firing ICBMs at him. He is unable to deflect any of them and is promptly blown into oblivion.
02: Sweet, sport pile!
I refuse to be shoved so the entire shoving chain never happened.
I then open fire on Binary with Hard-Light Baseballs. Moving at the speed of light. And exploding on contact with Binary.
I then Origin Wands up a/n anti-glitch gun. Because extra antiglitchiness is always good.
I proceed to open fire on Binary.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
{I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I'M NOT FALLING SINCE I'M NOT EVEN ON THE PLATFORM! NOW LET'S DO THIS! AND THIS TIME, ACTUALLY DEAL SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE TO THAT LIFE BAR! MAYBE!}
???: The cores of so many dying stars, all at the point where they become Iron, materialize around me. Creating a suitably oversized wrench, I get to work, draining the iron for use as assorted metals to fuel a single construction. At first, a minigun. Then, six, forged into a single bigger one. Six more of the Minigun Miniguns, each as strong as 6 miniguns, to create a Minigun Minigun Minigun, the power of 36 miniguns. 6 of those, the Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun - 216 regular miniguns. But more must be had. More firepower, and more. Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun - the power of 1296 regular Miniguns. And then another layer. 7776 Miniguns. Running low on metal, I create another Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun. 15552 miniguns. A wave of power fuses the overkill creations together on a supermassive platform, a long distance from the battlefield platform. Now, the rocket launchers.
{THERE IS A POINT WHERE THIS BECOMES ABSURD, AND I SHALL BREACH IT!}
More star cores coalesce in the sky, snatched up and used to form... something outright absurd. A rocket battery, consisting of 16 rocket launchers. There seems to be something odd about them... 16 is not enough, so I add more until there's 64 rocket launchers. Again, to make 256 rocket launchers. Just to cap it off, and because I'm running low on metal again, I repeat the process and combine the results, for 512 rocket launchers. Added to the top of the supermassive platform, and charged with pure Destruction energy, every minigun and rocket launcher glows silver, only brightening more when a bolt of energy strikes my construction. Slowly, surely, every minigun winds up, every rocket launcher shifts away from their neighbours and takes aim at the one and only target there could be for something of this nature.
Binary.
Every minigun finishes winding up at the same time, and begin firing. The minigun miniguns spin too, rotating the miniguns, and the minigun minigun miniguns do the same. An outright nightmare of $2000 custom tooled cartridges spills out of the back of the Level 7777 Sentry, falling into the endless void below, only to be absorbed into me, and converted into more ammo for the storm. The rocket launchers have yet to fire, still aiming, but once they lock on...
*BEEP*
The miniguns stop firing, but remain wound up. The reason for this? If they were still firing when the rocket launchers unleashed their barrage, the recoil would TEAR OPEN SPACE. Speaking of the barrage, every launcher fires three times, unleashing a storm of 1536 SUPERNOVAS, pulled together by the weight of their gravity. The sheer forces allow every molecule of matter to overcome not only the positive/negative charges, not only the Neutron Degeneracy pressure, but also break an unknown barrier that governs Black Holes. The end product?
There are no words that can define it properly.
The new item barrels into Binary.
And then, just as suddenly as it was created, it explodes.
Meanwhile, on the battlefield itself, the Medic bot army all watch, fearful of the UNDEFINED, until IvanTheSpaceBiker looks down at his Quick-Fix, and notices something that hadn't been there before. Connected in minds, every other Medic checks their own Quick-Fixes, seeing the same thing. A Projectile Shield. All at once, every Medic activates their shield. A gray glow emerges in front of each one, shielding the other players, as well as Bill Cipher, from the impact of the UNDEFINED. The explosion washes over the field, but the shields hold... barely. Half of the devices short out when the wave of the explosion proves too much for them to handle, the rest of the generators failing one after the other, until only one remains, holding out just long enough to prevent friendly fire. The bot Medics then turn to Bill, aiming their Quick-Fixes, and activate their Quick-Fix ubers.
Thanks to Bill technically being out of combat, each Quick-Fix ends up healing him at 302.4 health per second. There being 24 Quick-Fixes, that clocks in at 7257.6 health per second. Over the course of all 8 seconds of QF uber, Bill heals for around 58060 total health, ignoring the little 0.8 at the end. Afterwards, the Medic bots look at each other, silently communicating their thoughts to each other, then turn to me, silent. One bolt of power blasts them, obstructing everybody's view of the bots, although giant silhouettes can be made out thanks to a few light sources...
Real world: The duck expresses displeasure at the thought of returning to the battlefield, but perches back on your shoulder to watch the battle via the update terminal instead.
The Mainframe: Entity body at 8% complete. Stage 1 at 6% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete. binarypower.pwr 20% downloaded. At this rate, it'll take forever to have all the powers I need for this. It's a pity that Piono left BEFORE I thought of this idea, otherwise I'd download that weird soulbinding thing that he did. Oh well, other things are still plenty available for me to try to download. But the process in how to get to download them will mean I need excuses. A lot of excuses. And good ones too. The hard part is coming up with the excuses for some of the things I particularly want to copy - how in the lowest regions of Hell am I supposed to find an excuse to copy the Hazel Wands, for example? And the Tubas?
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So, ehhh, I thought Binary had 5,000,000 health, not 500,000,000 health. Oh god.
The Ruin Sprout spreads further, unnatural roots digging into the platform, tendrils reaching ever outward...
I raise six of my various ranged alchemies, then open fire, a continuous stream of suppressive destruction targeting Binary precisely, even as I move in a random, evasive manner, preparing for a proper attack...
I stop abruptly, then jump backwards to avoid any attacks, raising the Staff of Thought, now burning with Creation's Flame, in my icy right hand, the silvery pseudoflesh seeming to melt around the Staff, never quite touching its surface, yet maintaining an unshakeable grip. The object hums with psychic power, amplified a thousandfold by my own ability and the Flame wreathing it...
I address Binary: "I doubt this thing's supposed to deal with something of your magnitude, oh lord Doom-Calculator, but then, it wasn't supposed to be charged with Creationfire either, so let us experiment!"
The staff lashes out, seeping into the mind of Binary, finding weaknesses, plans... Then tears itself free, leaving the AI damaged and suffering from a severe migraine!
{I hope this will have some form of debuff for Binary, or a buff for me.}
Ranch Dressing Bottle && L. Ranch Dressing Elemental && Ranch Conglomerate && Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 5/11)
Piono Parody mode continues!
Fork && Piano Key majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
Also, I dupe an Inky Door and deliver it to Erelye for his belated Christmas gift.
OK...Time to start the procedure! I thank Bill for his awesome hat before I begin. Hats are the best.
I begin charging up a massive sphere of life energy, basically the amount I can charge up at once without falling unconscious or relying on any external power sources. The orb of life that results, about 5 feet in diameter, hovers above me, glowing a nice green color, the color of plants and trees. It's soothing to even approach. It hovers overhead me, smartly out of the way of everything. I then ask the rest of The Healing Squad to add to this orb as best as they can-A Medic's medigun, healing majjyks, anything that can heal. If they can't do that, charge up those that can. We've got an important patient here and I am not going to let him go away dissatisfied.
In order to increase the potency of the healing and make sure the orb doesn't lose energy, I will not be attacking at all this turn, and all heals directed at me will go into the orb instead. The orb will heal Bill Cipher's eyeball during the EoTB after all attacks are done. Don't worry about me dying-The orb will apply itself to Bill's eye on my death as a precaution.
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Magic Cueball 9/11
I aid in the resurrection of Hank with a rather large amount of pulsating energy. And, by that, I mean I attempt to jumpstart his heart with some sort of arcane shockwave of electricity, evaporating the edges of the platform we are upon in the process.
I draw the Hazel Wand, and fire a jet of green light out at Binary, fusing it with pure creation. Afterwards, I swish the Wand back, and a jet of what appears to be literal nothingness erupts from the tip, striking Binary in a fashion akin to a homing missile. I proceed to arc the Wand downwards, and then sharply upwards. The two resultant blasts collide. Everyone attuned to the arcane can inexplicably feel the two spells link via Priori Incantatem, and see a long... chain of blue and red light colliding, each lightning-esque bolt leaping from one edge of my wand tip. Around the point where the two intersect, a large amount of Flux Goo is being exuded from the various amounts of instability, due to the madness of such an attack, literally solidifying and flying off both ends. I grip the Hazel Wand tighter, allowing my mind to focus. Still, despite my best efforts, the curses remain constant, though this is quite excellent, as I will probably not die from the resultant Flux. Bolts of static electricity dance off the edges of the two blasts. The force seems to be pushing Binary back slightly, corroding him with the fires of creation. Regardless, I attempt to break the connection through various swishes and flicks, but naught seems to work. Then, I pull out a round jar of some lime fluid faintly glowing. I toss it into the air swiftly, and proceed to telekinetically force the jar to speed towards Binary. The jar streaks towards the eye of Binary and shatters, expelling the foul liquid everywhere. A stray spark leaps off of the surface of the twin blasts connected by my Wand, and I attempt to break the connection with all my might, but fail. The spark ignites, and green Wildfire spills everywhere, causing a massive explosion around a quarter the size of a fission bomb. I duck behind another player in the general vicinity, and wait for the blast to subside. I flash-step around them as it does, and telekinetically draw the blast point back together. The Wildfire shockwave congeals together, forming a massive serpent of some kind. The serpent leers before Binary, and lunges in a split second. It leaps upon Binary, tearing at it with excessive force. Then, I twitch my Wand forward, and the beast of flame slumps to the ground, exploding in a flash of light. I take this slightly distracting opportunity to gather the remaining flames into a ring around me, and blast them at Binary. With a flick of my wand, the blast dissipates around me, and the players in danger of being harmed by it. Immediately after, I flick the Hazel Wand, and the two twin energy blasts finally separate, sparking off multiple shades of red and blue, emitting faintly luminous light. With a twist of the Hazel Wand, the blue blast comes careening towards me, and the red towards Binary. Upon striking the aforementioned entity, the red blast erupts into a fiery blaze of pure creation, burning Binary to the core. However, the blue blast seems to form an excellent shield around me, and another random player.
Black King's Hat 8/11
Wands of Life 2/??
Hope Wands 2/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Perfectly generic object && Perfectly unique object. 1/?
(Perfectly generic object && Perfectly unique object) 1/1 1/?
Perfectly generic object OR Perfectly unique object 1/?
Granger uses an inversed umbrella to collect some of the fez rain and splashes Binary with it.
Inventory
I once again duplicate 3 sets of 2 'charged' Origin Wands...
(The Orbital Divekick begins 'flying' towards the ground...)
(The Orbital Divekick begins its descent....)
I activate the gravy, causing the Orbital Divekick to descend at an even greater speed...
(The installed weapons and engines trigger....)
I create some
(Impact in t- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, we have impact. Mission successful.)
And then Oisri activates, and a Pa'anuri tears through ALL the annie plants and hits Binary. (2/2)
(For added insult, Oisri too crashes on Binary.. Just for good measure.)
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Toxicide (4/11)
M134 Heatfreezer && SCP-409 = ??? (1/?)
M134 Minigun && Floppy Disk containing Arcticbomb virus = ??? (2/?)
>Actions
After the Orbital Divekick's impact is over, I materialize a giant potato made of osmiridium and telekinetically smash it over B1nary's head or head-equivalent one hundred fifty-seven centillion, three hundred eighty-one novemnonagintillion, thirty-seven octononagintillion, four hundred sixty-seven septnonagintillion, nine hundred thirty-nine sexnonagintillion, thirty-one quinnonagintillion, four hundred eighty-seven quattuornonagintillion, two hundred ninety-three trenonagintillion, eight hundred forty-nine duononagintillion, two hundred one unnonagintillion, eight hundred forty-eight nonagintillion, five hundred seventy-three novemoctogintillion, eight hundred ninety octooctogintillion, two hundred fifty-eight septoctogintillion, six hundred seventy-three sexoctogintillion, eight hundred nineteen quinoctogintillion, thirty-four quattuoroctogintillion, eight hundred seventy-five treoctogintillion, eight hundred thirty duooctogintillion, six hundred seventy-one unoctogintillion, thirty-nine octogintillion, four hundred eighty-two novemseptuagintillion, nine hundred fifty-seven octoseptuagintillion, three hundred eighty-four septseptuagintillion, nine hundred ten sexseptuagintillion, two hundred ninety-nine quinseptuagintillion, nine hundred twenty-three quattuorseptuagintillion, four hundred seventy-five treseptuagintillion, eight hundred thirty-nine duoseptuagintillion, one hundred ninety-eight unseptuagintillion, two hundred twenty-two septuagintillion, three hundred eighty-four novemsexagintillion, nine hundred thirty-four octosexagintillion, nine hundred eighty-eight septsexagintillion, eight hundred thirty-nine sexsexagintillion, four hundred one quinsexagintillion, two quattuorsexagintillion, nine hundred ninety tresexagintillion, twelve duosexagintillion, nine hundred forty-eight unsexagintillion, three hundred seventy-four sexagintillion, nine hundred eighteen novemquinquagintillion, two hundred thirty-four octoquinquagintillion, ninety-four septenquinquagintillion, seven hundred twenty-eight sexquinquagintillion, nine hundred three quinquinquagintillion, four hundred nineteen quattuorquinquagintillion, two hundred seventy-three trequinquagintillion, four hundred eighty-nine duoquinquagintillion, one hundred twenty-three unquinquagintillion, seven hundred forty-nine quinquagintillion, eight hundred seventy-nine novemquadragintillion, three hundred seventy-nine octoquadragintillion, four hundred twenty-three septenquadragintillion, nine hundred forty-two sexquadragintillion, one hundred nine quinquadragintillion, three hundred forty-eight quattuorquadragintillion, nine hundred twelve trequadragintillion, three hundred forty duoquadragintillion, three hundred forty-seven unquadragintillion, four hundred eighty-three quadragintillion, nine hundred twenty-eight novemtrigintillion, three hundred forty-seven octotrigintillion, three hundred eighty-nine septentrigintillion, two hundred eighty-four sextrigintillion, seven hundred eighteen quintrigintillion, nine hundred ninety-three quattuortrigintillion, four hundred eighty-seven tretrigintillion, three hundred forty-eight duotrigintillion, five hundred ninety-nine untrigintillion, eight hundred fifty-eight trigintillion, seven hundred twenty-eight novemvigintillion, ninety-three octovigintillion, four hundred ninety septenvigintillion, four hundred nineteen sexvigintillion, eight hundred seventy-five quinvigintillion, eight hundred ninety-four quattuorvigintillion, three hundred seventy-one trevigintillion, nine hundred thirty-eight duovigintillion, four hundred seventy-eight unvigintillion, nine hundred fifty vigintillion, four hundred ninety-nine novemdecillion, one hundred thirty-eight octodecillion, nine hundred seventy-four septendecillion, three hundred eighty-two sexdecillion, nine hundred ninety-five quindecillion, eight hundred seventy-three quattuordecillion, four hundred eighty-three tredecillion, two hundred ninety duodecillion, nine hundred forty-eight undecillion, seven hundred fifty-eight decillion, seven hundred eighty-four nonillion, three hundred ninety-two octillion, nine hundred one septillion, two hundred ninety-three sextillion, four hundred seventy-nine quintillion, seven hundred thirty-nine quadrillion, twelve trillion, ninety-eight billion, two hundred four million, seven hundred nine thousand, one hundred twenty-five times in three Planck times. It dissipates before the next attack goes through.
Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyyks && Nightmare Fuel = Inky Door (Level 8: 9/9) Excellent.
Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = Glitchrender (Level 8: 9/9) I'm going to tear that Glitch open like a wet paper bag.
Ranch Dressing Bottle && L. Ranch Dressing Elemental && Ranch Conglomerate && Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 4/11)
Orbital Dropkick Post-Finale > Recycling!
First off, I claim one of the Origin Wand sets that Net's giving out because I was part of the attack.
After the surprisingly low fanfare of our massive boot-ship exploding, the shrapnel of everything remains in some massive tower of Shapnel with a few non-detonated bombs in it! My calculations say that this massive pile of shrapnel is a percentage of our boot that didn't get rammed into Project (binary) at high speeds, and the percentage is high enough that it would actually matter if this hit! This is UNACCEPTABLE!!! I proceed to immediately generate a massive cannon with the Origin Wands I just got, almost as large as the platform itself. I proceed to shove literally every last bit of shrapnel in there, including what remains of an Australium Annie Plant, which is somehow still operational. And functioning. The Pa'anuri immediately buries itself in rubble to get at it. However, before it manages this, I fire everything at Binary.
The massive shockwave instnatly destroys the cannon, who's shrapnel I also send into more reasonably sized cannons and fire. But wait...In the process of firing, the Pa'anuri got into the Australium Annie Plant, turning it into a Masculine Genius of a Pa'anuri! I throw another Annie Plant at binary, and the Pa'anuri tears into it and Binary again, each blow it lands making a creation-powered explosion on top of before! It keeps going before it obligatorily glitches out of existence, because that's not an entity it's just an attack disguised as one.
(Perfectly generic object && Perfectly unique object) 1/1 2/?
Perfectly generic object OR Perfectly unique object 2/?
Granger smacks Binary in the eye with Malleo Dei!
Inventory
> R. K.: Healing a random player with the No Joke.
> K4yne: Casting Fira on Project Glitch Binary.
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Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: 2
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
20,000 damage to Project Binary!
Your null up there fails due to Tazz's actions two posts down!
Your crit potions affect the members of the chain attack!
> ORBITAL DIVEKICK: PART ONE => THE COLD BOOT
You materialize the hull!
You shake Bill's hand, signifying your approval of his deal.
If you wanted to make a dent in Project Binary, you probably did. 110,000 damage!
BILL: 1NTENT10NALLY... Y0U KN0W WHAT? 1 D0N'T HAVE A L0T T0 L0SE. AND HEY, TH1S W0RKS! 1'LL CALL 1T A DEAL.
You shake Bill's hand, signifying your approval of his deal.
90,000 damage to Project Binary!
BINARY: ALR1GHT THEN. H0W AB0UT 1 CALL Y0U _? THAT SEEMS EXTREMELY FA1R T0 ME.
100,000 damage to Project Binary!
> ORBITAL DIVEKICK: PART TWO => ORIGIN ALCHEMY
You attach a ton of alchemies and cubes to the ship!
BILL: 0H YEAH. SURE. HERE Y0U G0!
Bill snaps his fingers, and the Echeladder unlocks itself!
Maid of Life Hood && Wands = The Sparklers (Level 5: 1/6)
Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands = Realism (Level 8: 1/9)
The cats that do explode deal 40,000 damage to Project Binary!
> ORBITAL DIVEKICK: PART THREE => ANTI MATTERS
You attach an antimatter bomb to the ship!
iAntimak fires a massive explosion which reacts negatively with the Glitch! It corrupts the area massively, and Project Binary takes 200,000 damage!
Bender deals an additional 50,000 damage!
> ORBITAL DIVEKICK: PART FOUR => OVER THE ROAD
You attach the ENTADEASTBRLDUNL to the ship!
CARBON OCTET: A set of eight grey D8s. They look like graphite, and are made of carbon.
You drink the potion successfully!
SCP-1916, SCP-1586, and SCP-1580 breach containment! They will act at the end of the turn!
But they all are already under the effect of crit bonuses!
> ORBITAL DIVEKICK: PART FIVE => MANN UP
You attach generators and a spike-plate to the ship!
Mann. Co deals 160,000 damage to Project Binary!
I was going to fix that this turn. Regardless, you use the Kitsune Charm! It infuses the power of the Potion of Frostbite into your Tubas!
500,000 damage to Project Binary!
I kill Orange Text Guy because he's resetting the progress of the thread!
You sign the Contract!
Whoa. Tone it down on the exclamation points.
You use the HHHH and deal 250,000 damage to Project Binary due to the inspiring speech!
Midna's attack fails because she didn't spell "bite" correctly!
BILL: THANKS.
Does nothing!
You sign the Contract!
You use the Broken Halo, making all your attacks this turn minicrit!
The Spirit Bomb deals 90,000 damage to Project Binary!
You sign the Contract!
M134 HEATFREEZER: A dull red minigun that radiates with a chilling power... Its bullets are made out of SCP-009, and upon contact with a living thing, it will turn its body heat into SCP-009, freezing it from the inside out.
M134 Minigun && Arcticbomb Floppy Disk = M134 Arcticbomber (Level 2: 1/3)
320,000 damage to Project Binary!
100,000 damage to Project Binary!
Well, yeah. Basically it shows an image of the actual fight, and the post I make that dictates what happens in that image, changing it. I guess you can be added, Duck. Why not? Duck added!
85,000 damage to Project Binary!
You mean organized through Pesterchum.
Yes you can. It will start next turn, once the contract is completely set in stone and the end of this turn.
120,000 damage to Project Binary!
> ORBITAL DIVEKICK: PART SIX => BOOSTER SHOT
You attach the engine to the ship!
250,000 damage to Project Binary!
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SQUARE ROOT - EXPONENTIAL
You take out Forge's Light and aim it at Project Binary! You hold off on its shots until Project Binary is hovering right near you! You then let go and fire! The arrow you fire stops in midair and suddenly, with a pop!, there are two of them! And then four! And then eight! Sixteen! Thirty-two! Sixty-four! The arrows multiply exponentially until there is an entire cloud of arrows! They merge into a massive ball and barrel straight through Project Binary! 200,000 damage!
You give a Focus Sash to Tazz!
The weapon deals 40,000 damage to Project Binary!
The attack fails because you called Project Binary a she!
BINARY: H0W DARE Y0U.
80,000 damage to Project Binary!
> Amperz4nd: COMBAT OPERANDI => CHERNOBYL II
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 5 Hog Slop!
You take out a destabilized Monochromium Fuel Rod and hold it in the hands of your armor... It should work for what you have planned. You equip every one of your weapons capable of nuclear-level blasts, and all of your armor's built-in weapons capable of nuclear-level blasts! They begin charging up a massive condensed nuclear beam that will irradiate its surroundings! You charge the blast for several seconds and fire straight at the rod! Its warped properties consume the beam and make the rod a solid shade of green, crackling with energy!
It is completely volatile and unstable in this state, so you fly over to Project Binary and throw the rod at him! The Glitch attempts to consume it, but it barrels straight through it and onto its eye! A massive green fireball appears as the excess nuclear energy seeps into Project Binary! 300,000 damage!
60,000 damage to Project Binary!
POTION OF NIGHT VISION: An indigo potion that, on use, amplifies the user's vision, allowing them to see in the dark.
POTION OF MAGNIFICATION: An amethyst potion that, on use, allows the user's eyes to "zoom on" on objects like a camera, allowing for better clarity.
Potion of Night Vision O0O Potion of Magnification = Potion of Cat's Eye (Level 2: 1/3)
100,000 damage to Project Binary!
Additional 40,000 damage!
75,000 damage to Project Binary!
40,000 damage to Project Binary!
Additional 10,000 damage!
> ORBITAL DIVEKICK: PART SEVEN => MORE DAKKA
You attach weaponry and Oisri to the ship!
150,000 damage to Project Binary!
You and generic are shielded from attack this turn!
> ORBITAL DIVEKICK: PART EIGHT => OCTOROON SUSPENSION
You attach thrusters and random stuff to the ship!
The Fez's rain glitches out into regular rain!
Perfectly Generic Object && Perfectly Unique Object = Perfectly Generic Object
Perfectly Generic Object > 1/1 = Perfectly Unique Object
Perfectly Generic Object || Perfectly Unique Object = Perfectly Unique Object
> ORBITAL DIVEKICK: FINALE => IMPACT
1,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
M134 Heatfreezer && SCP-409 = The Snapper (Level 5: 1/6)
260,000 damage to Project Binary!
INKY DOOR: An amethyst door made entirely of ink. It floats with an ominous energy and glows with the powers of the Inky Abyss. Opening it is not recommended.
GLITCHRENDER: A pure black sword made out of the metal of the Glitch-Proof Armor. Its blade is so sharp that it can cut straight through the corruption of the Glitch itself.
Additional 300,000 damage to Project Binary!
100,000 damage to Project Binary!
All players are fully healed already!
Project Binary is immune to status effects!
Project Binary emits a massive robotic screeching noise! The Glitch corrupts itself around him and forms a massive entourage of railguns! These particular models seem like they've been copied from the ACN Turret itself! It looks like Project Binary's pulling out all the stops now! He must be very worried about the Fez's power! The railguns fire, dealing 10 damage to every player! Erelye and Generic survive unscathed!
The Healing Contract glows with a blinding clash of amethyst and white flame! It is now officially set in stone! Everyone who has signed it is bound to it! Bill readies for the healing...
The Godmodder deals 600,000 damage to Project Binary!
SCP-1916 is eaten by the Duck, which promptly dies due to having multiple gravities at once! I materialize it back in the Twinmobile, taking pity on it. SCP-1586 begins slowly pulling everything towards itself, but not really at a big enough rate to damage anything! The Godmodder WorldEdits it away before it can get out of hand. He WorldEdits SCP-1580 away too, since it's pretty much useless.
The cube that contained GLaDOS' Hard-Light Avatar suddenly flickers with light again... Someone should go investigate!
Bill floats around and takes off his grey hat, putting it in his hands.
BILL: Y0U KN0W, 1 D0N'T EVEN KN0W WHY 1 HAVE TW0 HATS. 1 GUESS TH1S 0NE JUST S0RT 0F APPEARED 0N ME WHEN 1 SHATTERED... 0H MAN, WHAT AN AWKWARD T1ME THAT WAS! 1 WAS ALL ENRAGED AT B1NARY 0VER THERE... HEHEH. BUT HEY, 1 D0N'T REALLY SEE MUCH USE F0R TH1S HAT! S0 HERE! Y0U GUYS CAN HAVE 1T. AND 1F Y0U CAN HEAL MY EYE, Y0U'LL HAVE EARNED 1T, T00!
Bill chucks his grey hat over to Tazz! You've earned Oblivion's Topper as a Spoil of War!
I forgot to say what the two Sidequest Spoils of War do. I'll say what they do here, as well as talk about the new Spoil:
Nimbleguy got the Kitsune Charm! What this does is allow you to select a Potion of your choice and infuse it into a weapon of your choice! For two turns, the weapon will be charged with the potion's effect, so every time you attack with it, the potion will be used as well! For instance, if you infused a Potion of Poison, your target would be Poisoned!
Talist got the Glitch Wrench! What this does is allow you to modify the Source Code of Reality, enabling one of a number of things to happen in the code of GodCraft itself! These things can range to beneficial things, to superpowerful things, to even things that backfire! Due to the potency of the weapon, it has a larger cooldown than normal.
Tazz got Oblivion's Topper! What this does is allow you to use mental manipulation to completely control an entity! It will, under your willpower, attack another entity of your choice for one turn, completely stopping it from targeting what it would have attacked! Additionally, it can also fire a beam of amethyst fire at an entity.
I will add these into the OP as well.
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy Project Binary!
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
HP: 494,160,000/500,000,000.
~
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 80%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 25%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48%
CODE INTEGRITY: 65%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65%
PLAYABILITY: 60%
SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
Shattered Bill: [???] HP: 645,500/1,000,000. Accepted Healing Contract.
The Healing Contract: [???] Signatures: Bill Cipher, TheLordErelye, Amperz4nd, generic, engie_ninja, gutza1, ManiacMasteR, The_Serpent, CobaltShade.
~
insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 20/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 10/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 15/25.
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 10/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 10/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 10/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 10/20.
TT2000: [???] HP: 10/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 10/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 12/20. Regen: II
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 10/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 10/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 10/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 10/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 10/20.
OverlordXcano: [???] HP: 10/20.
Flare Flames: [???] HP: 10/20.
Homerharry: [???] HP: 10/20.
YellowPie84: [???] HP: 10/20.
omglolsguy22: [???] HP: 10/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 10/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 10/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 10/20.
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 0/30.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 10/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 12/20. Regen: II
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 10/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 10/20.
~
Mech Buster Cannon: [???] HP: 177,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIIIContract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: IIIChaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???.Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III IN USE (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II DISABLED (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Sacred Items:
7 Hog Slop
15 Elf Tears
6 Pie Filling
18 Weasel Snot
Fire-Spiker || Iron Bar 1/4.
I throw the Fire-Spiker at Binary laughing devilishly.
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
=CHARGE=
-5 / 50- Dragoon
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
x2 HAT COMBO
I use Providence's Topper on B1nary.
(This hopefully won't kill me.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
PENUMBRA PHANTASM use shadows above me to form a roof! It causes me to be fully in a shadow! I then use the shadows around me to alter MY shape! I turn myself into SHADOW TRUE MANIAC! This is smaller than the original, but, heck! As this abomination, I punch, claw, kick, and bite BINARY. I then turn myself back.
"I love this weapon!"
I do the most powerful and imaginative attack possible!!!! I poke Binary's eye.
I then put this in the alchemiter:
Fused Shadow Headpiece & Diamond Sword = ???
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
WOW! That much damage? I must be crazy!
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution: 49/50
Orbit Control: 24/50
Let's do this again.
Sir, yes, sir!
I ready my weapons, my Black Box,
Pump Action CR0WNing DeviceShotgun, and my Escape Plan. I adjust my War Pig.I first begin to fire two Black Box shells upon Project Binary, before rocket jumping and raining lead upon it with my Shotgun. Then, I strike it twice with my Escape Plan before running back and reloading.
Wielding my weapons akimbo now, I rain my clips on the Project, and taking an extensive time to reload. Then, I close in, firing 5 times with my Shotgun, and then, using my Black Box, I launch Project Binary into the air, rocket jump away, and aim my last shot.
GUUUNSHOOOT BRRIIIIIIDE...
I, using the power of improbable aiming skills, proceed to airshot the Project in its most vulnerable area. When I fall to earth, I'm not done yet.
I close in riding on my Escape Plan (cue charger roar), then proceed to deliver to Project Binary an expansive barrage of pickaxe strikes which a normal Minecraft player would use to level a mountain using Wooden Pickaxes, then knock him back with its head for a finishing blow.
I calmly walk up to Project Binary, grind one of my Coldfront Curbstompers into it, and blast it in its weak point using my Shotgun.
Whew, I think I'm done here...
K4yne, feel free to heed my advice or not.
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I then set up a baseball pitching machine with infinite baseballs and toggle it up to the maximum speed, and aim it at Binary.
It makes sense in context.
I shoot Binary with the Lancer. The club grenades, obviously.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Anyways, I wish I could actually use Life powers. Oh well. I decide to just duplicate a copy of Hemera's Door. I then open it pointing at Bill.
Black King's Hat 9/11
Maid of Life Hood && Wands = The Sparklers (Level 5: 3/6)
Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands = Realism (Level 8: 3/9)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
M134 Arcticbomber complete
The Snapper 2/5
Toxicide 5/11
>Action
I speed-build a beautiful professional-looking hospital complete with medical equipment where Healing Squad can heal Bill's eye. I name it "Elsewhere General Hospital".
>AI Action
03: Anyway, let's do this! SPORT PILE GO!
03/🏅💩/> I summon a clone of every professional sports player in existence. They form a sport pile directly on top of Binary. The sport pile doesn't stop from getting taller and eventually the sport pile becomes a sport wormhole. Binary is sucked in and is forced to play ICBM baseball with 50,000,000,000,000,000 people firing ICBMs at him. He is unable to deflect any of them and is promptly blown into oblivion.
02: Sweet, sport pile!
I then open fire on Binary with Hard-Light Baseballs. Moving at the speed of light. And exploding on contact with Binary.
I then Origin Wands up a/n anti-glitch gun. Because extra antiglitchiness is always good.
I proceed to open fire on Binary.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
???: The cores of so many dying stars, all at the point where they become Iron, materialize around me. Creating a suitably oversized wrench, I get to work, draining the iron for use as assorted metals to fuel a single construction. At first, a minigun. Then, six, forged into a single bigger one. Six more of the Minigun Miniguns, each as strong as 6 miniguns, to create a Minigun Minigun Minigun, the power of 36 miniguns. 6 of those, the Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun - 216 regular miniguns. But more must be had. More firepower, and more. Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun - the power of 1296 regular Miniguns. And then another layer. 7776 Miniguns. Running low on metal, I create another Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun. 15552 miniguns. A wave of power fuses the overkill creations together on a supermassive platform, a long distance from the battlefield platform. Now, the rocket launchers.
{THERE IS A POINT WHERE THIS BECOMES ABSURD, AND I SHALL BREACH IT!}
More star cores coalesce in the sky, snatched up and used to form... something outright absurd. A rocket battery, consisting of 16 rocket launchers. There seems to be something odd about them... 16 is not enough, so I add more until there's 64 rocket launchers. Again, to make 256 rocket launchers. Just to cap it off, and because I'm running low on metal again, I repeat the process and combine the results, for 512 rocket launchers. Added to the top of the supermassive platform, and charged with pure Destruction energy, every minigun and rocket launcher glows silver, only brightening more when a bolt of energy strikes my construction. Slowly, surely, every minigun winds up, every rocket launcher shifts away from their neighbours and takes aim at the one and only target there could be for something of this nature.
Binary.
Every minigun finishes winding up at the same time, and begin firing. The minigun miniguns spin too, rotating the miniguns, and the minigun minigun miniguns do the same. An outright nightmare of $2000 custom tooled cartridges spills out of the back of the Level 7777 Sentry, falling into the endless void below, only to be absorbed into me, and converted into more ammo for the storm. The rocket launchers have yet to fire, still aiming, but once they lock on...
*BEEP*
The miniguns stop firing, but remain wound up. The reason for this? If they were still firing when the rocket launchers unleashed their barrage, the recoil would TEAR OPEN SPACE. Speaking of the barrage, every launcher fires three times, unleashing a storm of 1536 SUPERNOVAS, pulled together by the weight of their gravity. The sheer forces allow every molecule of matter to overcome not only the positive/negative charges, not only the Neutron Degeneracy pressure, but also break an unknown barrier that governs Black Holes. The end product?
There are no words that can define it properly.
The new item barrels into Binary.
And then, just as suddenly as it was created, it explodes.
Meanwhile, on the battlefield itself, the Medic bot army all watch, fearful of the UNDEFINED, until IvanTheSpaceBiker looks down at his Quick-Fix, and notices something that hadn't been there before. Connected in minds, every other Medic checks their own Quick-Fixes, seeing the same thing. A Projectile Shield. All at once, every Medic activates their shield. A gray glow emerges in front of each one, shielding the other players, as well as Bill Cipher, from the impact of the UNDEFINED. The explosion washes over the field, but the shields hold... barely. Half of the devices short out when the wave of the explosion proves too much for them to handle, the rest of the generators failing one after the other, until only one remains, holding out just long enough to prevent friendly fire. The bot Medics then turn to Bill, aiming their Quick-Fixes, and activate their Quick-Fix ubers.
Thanks to Bill technically being out of combat, each Quick-Fix ends up healing him at 302.4 health per second. There being 24 Quick-Fixes, that clocks in at 7257.6 health per second. Over the course of all 8 seconds of QF uber, Bill heals for around 58060 total health, ignoring the little 0.8 at the end. Afterwards, the Medic bots look at each other, silently communicating their thoughts to each other, then turn to me, silent. One bolt of power blasts them, obstructing everybody's view of the bots, although giant silhouettes can be made out thanks to a few light sources...
Real world: The duck expresses displeasure at the thought of returning to the battlefield, but perches back on your shoulder to watch the battle via the update terminal instead.
The Mainframe: Entity body at 8% complete. Stage 1 at 6% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete. binarypower.pwr 20% downloaded. At this rate, it'll take forever to have all the powers I need for this. It's a pity that Piono left BEFORE I thought of this idea, otherwise I'd download that weird soulbinding thing that he did. Oh well, other things are still plenty available for me to try to download. But the process in how to get to download them will mean I need excuses. A lot of excuses. And good ones too. The hard part is coming up with the excuses for some of the things I particularly want to copy - how in the lowest regions of Hell am I supposed to find an excuse to copy the Hazel Wands, for example? And the Tubas?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
The Ruin Sprout spreads further, unnatural roots digging into the platform, tendrils reaching ever outward...
I raise six of my various ranged alchemies, then open fire, a continuous stream of suppressive destruction targeting Binary precisely, even as I move in a random, evasive manner, preparing for a proper attack...
I stop abruptly, then jump backwards to avoid any attacks, raising the Staff of Thought, now burning with Creation's Flame, in my icy right hand, the silvery pseudoflesh seeming to melt around the Staff, never quite touching its surface, yet maintaining an unshakeable grip. The object hums with psychic power, amplified a thousandfold by my own ability and the Flame wreathing it...
I address Binary: "I doubt this thing's supposed to deal with something of your magnitude, oh lord Doom-Calculator, but then, it wasn't supposed to be charged with Creationfire either, so let us experiment!"
The staff lashes out, seeping into the mind of Binary, finding weaknesses, plans... Then tears itself free, leaving the AI damaged and suffering from a severe migraine!
{I hope this will have some form of debuff for Binary, or a buff for me.}
All charges progress!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Ranch Dressing Bottle && L. Ranch Dressing Elemental && Ranch Conglomerate && Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 5/11)
Piono Parody mode continues!
Fork && Piano Key majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
Also, I dupe an Inky Door and deliver it to Erelye for his belated Christmas gift.
OK...Time to start the procedure! I thank Bill for his awesome hat before I begin. Hats are the best.
I begin charging up a massive sphere of life energy, basically the amount I can charge up at once without falling unconscious or relying on any external power sources. The orb of life that results, about 5 feet in diameter, hovers above me, glowing a nice green color, the color of plants and trees. It's soothing to even approach. It hovers overhead me, smartly out of the way of everything. I then ask the rest of The Healing Squad to add to this orb as best as they can-A Medic's medigun, healing majjyks, anything that can heal. If they can't do that, charge up those that can. We've got an important patient here and I am not going to let him go away dissatisfied.
In order to increase the potency of the healing and make sure the orb doesn't lose energy, I will not be attacking at all this turn, and all heals directed at me will go into the orb instead. The orb will heal Bill Cipher's eyeball during the EoTB after all attacks are done. Don't worry about me dying-The orb will apply itself to Bill's eye on my death as a precaution.