Bill! Look down! Down at the people! Down into their fire pits! They're burning Ikea's corpse! They're having a corpse party down there! And Bill, you know what?
I take Bill's Quills of Enchida.
You're invited!
I stab Bill with the Quills while thousands of purple fireworks crash into him, exploding.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Lothyra: I teraport GLaDOS into a black hole, teraport her out, then shoot her with iAntimak. I also alchemize ((Smallest Computer Component -O Shrink) -O Shrink) -O Shrink.
Bender: I overclock myself by setting my processor's voltage to NINE THOUSAND kilovolts, then transfer the excess heat to GLaDOS.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Heal who is closest to 15 health but below it with gib tsunami
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x17, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 3/11
Gib Tsunami > Fine 3/11
-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-
Blue walks slowly and carefully out of the hospital room, a pile of stuff in her arms too tall to see over. Red suddenly appears beside her, causing her to drop the pile of stuff, breaking several items.
...
Whoops.
Why.
I have a letter for you from Wilson.
...This is the same letter I sent him?
Yeah, but he sent it back.
Blue takes the letter from Red, who starts casting repair spells on Blue's stuff, and opens it.
Oh, wow. This thing is nice... is it a wrench? Oh, Red, I think this quill is for you.
Blue hands Red the quill.
A quill...what the heck am I supposed to do with this?
I have no idea, I don't know what I'm going to use this wrench for either...
Eh, it looks pretty, even if I'll never use it.
Yeah, mine does too... and my gift to him was so impersonal...
My Action: I pull out a gatling gun and start shooting Bill, repeatedly.
SCP Foundation Action: 10/10 {REDACTED}. The fourth-wall beacon is complete, causing IRL foundation personell to engage in an emergency raid on the blatantly anomolous object that the server is at the most convenient time (not now, and probably not for another 10-25 turns at least). Basically, a dues ex machina occurs some time in the future.
Anticipatory. I kind of want to make a horrible pun, so it's high time to do some actual defying of Binary. I then pick up a bunch of items and throw them at Binary. A Wii, a can, and a rebuilt hymnbook. The Wii then cuts Binary in half with the Unbreakable Katana. In case you didn't get it, "Wii can rebuilt hymn. Wii halve the technology." I then cringe at the horribly forced pun.
Woo, all my Denizen's Powers are finished. I duplicate a copy of the Spinner off for Tazz, then use the Spinner I have to accelerate time, causing inevitable entropic decay to happen to GLaDOS.
Hat of Orbs Fourfold 3/??
Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyyks && Nightmare Fuel = Inky Door (Level 8: 6/9)
Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = Glitchrender (Level 8: 6/9)
Bottle && Ranch Dressing Majjyks = Ranch Dressing Bottle (Level 1: 2/2) done.
Ranch Dressing Bottle && Lesser Ranch Dressing Elemental && Every Flavor of Ranch Dressing && Essence of David Henson, Inventor of Ranch Dressing = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I tell bill that I'll think about striking a bargain, but I need a few minutes to consider it and arrange a sufficient squadron of healers to attempt it. I proceed to give GLaDOS testing data from tests she herself could not have run, obtained from an acquaintance of mine. A whole lot of it. Far too much at once, in fact, as it briefly causes the Projector to short-circuit when she receives it through sheer data intake. While this is happening, I take my new Alchemy and use it to punch the Ghost of GLaDOS Projector, fast-forwarding time to make it thousands of punches in milliseconds.
/null
Net, thanks for wanting to help with Hank's revival, but two things.
1. Hank can't be revived until the round after next (he died this round, so next round is going to be the customary 'can't be revived yet' round) and 2. Its three DIFFERENT people, as well as requiring an entire action, directed specifically at one of the three things needing to be done.
But thanks for trying.
aиyways, I Slam A 10x10 block of obsidiaи into GLaDOS
I theи quickly gяab Sub-Blight caииoи, a Eldaи Claw and A keyblade from my data baиks and alchemize them.
Sub-Blight Cannon && Eldan Claw && Keyblade || Right Hand (1/3)
Any reason why your "n"s and "r"s are backwards?
3,000 damage to GLaDOS!
What exactly is a Sub-Blight Cannon and an Eldan Claw?
All of a sudden, Lothyra materializes, full armor and all, in the middle of the place we are fighting in.
Lothyra: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... oh. I'm back.
She has a visibly disturbed face and also has a single tear running down her eye.
Lothyra: Sorry. I was emotionally compromised. Now it's time to return to the subject matter of the lower extremity application to the humanoid prosterior and the rythmic compression and decompression of sap-like organic matter.
Antimatter Missile Station: 2/10
Midna DNA Sequencing: 12/20
Midna Ectobiology Report: 12/20
Microscopic Transmitter: 2/2 Complete!
==Actions==
Bender: My new gun is going to be good... Wait, only level 8!
Bender: I then cancel the Tesla Nanorifle. Instead, I alchemize Tesla Star > Fine. I also throw Dark Matter at GLaDOS.
Lothyra: Hmm. The nanobot components seem to be going fine... Oh wait.
You're welcome.
Lothyra: I CAN'T BELIEVE
Lothyra: I then alchemize (Smallest version of Computer Alchemy part, if the Computer was already shrunk in the past) -O Shrink. I also shoot iAntimak and throw Troper's Antimatter Armor at GLaDOS.
MICROSCOPIC TRANSMITTER: You can barely see it.
Tesla Star > Fine = Tesla Globe (Level 3: 1/4)
Dark matter is a lot like normal matter and doesn't react adversely with it, so it really does nothing! It's antimatter that you need to worry about.
I don't really remember if the Computer was shrunk or not...
My Action: I mind-wipe Chuck Norris so that he does not know that he wasted time on the ACN turret, then mind control him and order him to attack Project Binary while telling the godmodder to shut down the ACN turrets (and proving that Chuck Norris is under my control and will not attack him).
SCP Foundation Action: Foundation operatives attempt to break into and reverse engineer an ACN turret.
You can't access Chuck Norris from where you are! He's back at Minecraft!
The operatives are all caught in the crossfire of the massive machine, which is more than capable of handling Chuck Norris and them at once! They're incinerated by thousands of rounds of ammunition, lasers, and flare shots!
GEE IT SURE IS A GOOD THING THAT I BOUGHT THAT POTION OF NECTAR FROM LAIKO AND AM CURRENTLY USING IT TO HEAL FROM WHAT WOULD HAVE SURELY BEEN MY DEATH IF NOT FOR TWIN'S NEGLIGENCE. YES THAT IS CERTAINLY VERY GOOD. IT IS ALSO GOOD THAT I AM BUYING ANOTHER. In all seriousness though I certainly am glad to be alive. And profiting off of Twin's mistakes. IN DAMAGE. To others, not me. Obviously. Also, in case any of you are panicking over the glitch ball about to hit us... What glitch ball? I have no idea what you are talking about. There is certainly no such thing, and not just because I may have used my Octoroon Rangoon. Duh. It just never existed. Jeez. Also I totally am wearing Notch's Crossbow Armor right now, giving me more defense for the moment.
Bluh. Hephaestus' Spinner and Echidnas' Ender 9/11
King's Hat && Ring of Orbs Fourfold 1/11
Also since I have revealed all of the Cascade armor items, it's time to preview the final result. Cascade Limbs and Hat && Dark Knight armor (Starbound).
King's Hat && Ring of Orbs Fourfold = Black King's Hat (Level 10: 1/11)
Cascade Armor && Dark Knight Armor = Nightfall Armor (Level 10)
+5 HP to you!
The Glitch Ball is too corrupted to be affected by any of your weapons! Your attempts to make it never exist fail!
"Last calculation, she was not phone, but then once on Pallas it was artificially describing pregnant minutes. Understanding the mirth unwritten rule, the seventeenth projector excused its car. Without pertaining our acts, carving concatenations is impossible. If and only if without the void can the young man persecuting. Thirty classes passing standardizes the unbinilium protocol - aspirated virtual carts setting scarves within biodegradability. Newlywed scripts embed textually, instantiating versicles upon the Ebola River. In Babylon and diagonally, with dodecagonal births planning the several rebellions operating within the computing externalities. A tin can matched in secondary terms the fourteenth limb of the truck's breaths. When flies exterminate the green Haskell potato, it serves to inverse generate vertigo. Finals activate sectors externally within military vehicles, holding hollowed manuscripts upon the feces jokes. Prepositional vectors clearly assimilate expectant locks cancelled under lightly, allowing tripods to horizontally escape lorem ipsum text cracking domesticated batteries. Forever, needlestick chapters decree tcation of Calculation to be undertaken with a yaw of Superman while nine is one. And that is why you are currently corrupting your own data.."
GLaDOS gets processing errors and corrupts herself from the sheer randomness and nonsensicality of what I just said.
I alchemize Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious && Eye's Pyramidion && Infinity Rune (Insanity) 1/???, as well as Problem Sooth && Neural Disruptor && Magifrost Unmelting && Infinity Rune (Draining) 1/???. A Neural Disruptor, in this case, is a device specially designed to slow the speed of neuronic activity within the brain in specified targets. Not the user. I wish to learn as much as I may in the universe, especially in the arcane arts.
In a sudden burst of insight, I decide to do away with as many projectile-based attacks as I may for the rest of this fight. Transuniversal esoterica are far more powerful. And effective. Sadly, half the methods in this sequence of possible events would violate Nartheon's Fifth Law. Therefore, I go with the second, far more plausible (and possible) action. I subtly influence the flow of spacetime in the general area (first activating a temporal anchor ward to prevent any business on the time half) by allowing it to accelerate existential fabric rapidly, by way of highly advanced telekinetic ability, and an immensely complex focal manipulation with the Hazel Wand. The fabric shifts immensely, to the point of causing minor rips into Nihil Magna, a particularly risky affair. Nox appears to bleed from the spatial-temporal wound, dripping into the oblivion infinitely below. Nothing appears to occur for several seconds. Instantaneously, the most horrendous, animalistic chorus of horrific agonized-sounding sentient life shatters the silence. Billions of voices. The voices of the imminently deceased. If only the Arrival members were harmed by sound. However, it does serve as an adequate distraction. Functionally, I could just create some sort of sonic black hole or summon a bird, but that would be ridiculous. Instead, I cast another existential-radius curse, which is to say a curse that functions upon the existence of a being, this time upon GLaDOS. Instantaneously, the smell of rotten eggs and ozone fills the area, slowly growing stronger. Then, a burst of violet light is seen as bolts of amethyst electricity erupt from within GLaDOS, immediately fusing themselves with her, causing the highly destructive energy of the recondite power to be blasted directly into her from within. From this point, the energized lightning ceases. The screams of the soon-to-be-dead slowly fade as the spatial wounds heal, the Nox fading into ink. I utilize the inherent energy within this healing process, and turn it to... my own purposes. Instantaneously, explosions of rampant energy rocket across the platform containing the Arrival, mainly focusing around GLaDOS. They vent out all their energy, transforming into Flux Gas. Wielding my alchemical abilities, I transmute this viscous fluid into Liquid Death. Naturally, it will not affect the Arrival, as I cannot use physical objects against them. Therefore, I fuse it with the Aura, creating an aura of death around the Arrival platform, slowly venting its Mortuus Vis into GLaDOS.
I Alchemize: The Dakkanator && Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun {A minigun with miniguns for barrels that have miniguns for barrels that also have miniguns for barrels.} && Infinity Book 1/?
Incidentally, The Straightshooter 5/5
I also Alchemize: Dual Swords && Thanitite {A metal once mined in a more easily-accessible suburb of Hel, has direct ties to Thanatos, Greek God of Death [Hades was God of the Underworld, not death itself]} && Runebinding of Impossible Agility && The Blood of a God, Slain by My own Hand 1/?
All charges Progress!
I sprint in circles around GLaDOS, using my armor's inbuilt VASIMR device to accelerate near hypersonic speeds, then leap directly through the center of her Hardlight Avatar, the Monochromic radiation from my unstable reactor interfering with the precise wavelengths required to maintain solidity!
THE STRAIGHTSHOOTER: An upgraded version of the Machina with extremely precise tech. Its shots can move for extremely long distances, stretching across entire biomes. On full power, they are rumored to, if given a clear unobstructed path, go around the entire world. Best make sure your head's not in the open, or they could loop back around and kill you!
8,000 damage to GLaDOS! Her form disintegrates and flickers back into her cube!
POST 1;
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil || Christmas Star = Point of Origin (Level 10: 2/11)
Twig of Yggdrasil || Tinsel = Constellate Decor (Level 10: 2/11)
Pure Conch Energy || Christmas Ordainments = Conchnaments (Level 10: 2/11)
MY INVENTORY
Potions: 1x Nightshade, 2x Frostbite
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idleing.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): I use the Silver Eye on the GLaDOS Projection.
Well then. Bill Horizons flots up near Shattered Bill. mimickingSafetext done whyHelloBill niceToSeeYou justSoYouKnow imNotFromThisTrifecta startingAttackCoroutine
Corruption spills forth from the Gem. A haze covers the area. Your sword is removed from the front of your wrench. The gem throbs a dull purple, and you insert it where the sword used to be.
Immense light fades. A corrupted aura fades from the wrench. Everything around you has been covered in a fine layer of Taint. Corrupting goop fills puddles. You look at what has been created. It is a dark purple, semi-opaque crystal open-ended wrench. There is a gem throbbing purple, lodged in the center of the wrench. You got the...
Glitch Wrench: The Glitch Gem has morphed the Aura Wrench into the Glitch Wrench. The Wrench now draws it's power from the world itself, feeding off bugs and glitches. This Wrench can be used to, "Wrench open reality." The Wrench is able to open a hole to many different dimensional planes, some directly affecting Godcraft itself. For example, there are multiple realms in which the Java code for Godcraft is stored. This Wrench has a 4 turn cooldown, and it's function is what was stated above, to modify and exploit any dimensional plane in existence.
The SILVER EYE deals 12,000 damage to GLaDOS! All of your magical attacks for three turns will minicrit! All of your other attacks for three turns will deal half damage!
You know, they say we have some godmodding powers. Can we summon turrets? Ah, whatever, it's a mod too I'll just build some normally.
I build a bunch of Turrets. They play a song, VERY LOUDLY.
I then flip a switch and they expend all their ammunition on GLaDOS. Said ammunition consisting of explosively-decohering hard-light.
((Disrupting Hard Light...With the Hard-Light Projector-Disruptor....By the way...))
Oh, yes. One more thing. I disrupt the hard-light avatar of GLaDOS, and if/when she retreats in to block form, I block her in with the most impermeable block one can obtain on Godcraft. Preferably Bedrock, but Erelye and I are on bad terms so I doubt that I have any.
But wait, one more thing! BILLY MAYS logs in briefly, from the grave, and pitches B1nary on the benefits of the newest Micro-Micro-Micro-Micro-MicroProcessor DeLUXE, now with ADVANCED STAIN-FIGHTING TECHNOLOGY! He buys one! It is delivered to the Conclave and installed!
It then fries his circuitry because he just installed a tub of OxiClean (r).
GLaDOS buys twenty, but she just installs them on the spaces cores normally go. Not much of a change there.
Technically. Whether they would work or not is a different story.
GLaDOS is now a cube! All the Turrets blow up because they were programmed to attack Her hard-light avatar! All your attacks fail for a similar reason!
Billy Mays doesn't appear in the place you are! He appears on the Battlefield, where he finds that Project Binary is gone!
{DUDE. I SPECIFIED A TARGET FOR THAT ATTACK. IT WAS AIMED AT BILL. DO YOU EVEN READ WHAT I'M TYPING? OH, AND WHOEVER'S DOING THE WEB COMIC, CHANGE THAT TO "DO YOU EVEN SEE WHAT I'M DOING?" COME TO THINK OF IT, WHOEVER MAKES THE FLASH ANIMATION... YEAH, YOU CAN DO THAT ONE ON YOUR OWN. PROBABLY. ASSUMING A WEBCOMIC AND FLASH OF THIS GAME ARE EVER MADE, WHICH THEY SHOULD BE BECAUSE WE PRETTY MUCH AGREED ON IT.}
???: I examine Binary's health bar, wondering why it is so absurdly high, while simultaneously firing off Baneblade Pistols at both Bill and GhostDOS (GlaDOS ghost). To clarify, I'm not talking about the already existing Baneblade pistols that fire the same rounds that Baneblades use, I'm talking about a pistol that fires Baneblades. Why? Because there's a duck sitting on your shoulder.
Real World: The duck sitting on Twin's shoulder quacks, then flies away to sit elsewhere, staring at him.
??? again: Ducks get into everything, you know. Nobody ever things to make their stuff duck-proof. Don't worry, I read her feathers - she's a female duck, by the way - and there's no sign of anything different from a normal duck. Maybe you could convert it into a cyborg laser duck or something, but it'd be interesting to see how long a -1 Super Weight creature can last.
The Mainframe: Let's see... I think the regular bipedal humanoid shape should do. Nothing wrong with a classic design. Bedrock is a very hard substance to work with, though, so I'd better get it right the first time. Hmmm... Bah, it'll do. Begin construction. (Y'all don't really need to worry about this part until DTG3 by the way.)
Apparently I can't read. Yeah... Not sure how the possible webcomic's going to turn out. I'm working on it but not much progress is being made right now. I'll be able to work on it more once DTG2's over. It's too late for that, though! The attack was avoided, and what's done is done.
He's nearly indestructible in a code-based environment. He can basically do whatever he wants.
Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious && Eye's Pyramidion && Infinity Rune (Insanity) 2/???
Problem Sooth && Neural Disruptor && Magifrost Unmelting && Infinity Rune (Draining) 2/???
I am going to assume that Binary will only be able to be harmed once we have killed/sent off/aided the other two, if at all directly. I alchemize Awkward Potion OOO Salis Mundus 1/???.
Anyhow, I subtly influence the laws of electromagnetism with pure arcana. Which is to say the manipulation of light with the Hazel Wand. There is absolutely no need to be secretive about attacks such as this at this point, as it will only detriment us. Anyways, this ability is mainly derived from the easy manipulation of spacetime with a temporal anchor ward, with a slight bit more pure darkness. This provides an open gate to attacking an entity with a hard light avatar. Hah. Using this method, I distort the avatar of GLaDOS with what could safely be assumed is pure mental abilities, though that would be completely inaccurate, and would not actually describe this whatsoever. Regardless, her avatar becomes more and more distorted over a relatively short period of time, slowly melting into Lux essentia. Yes, a hard-light avatar, melting; you heard me correctly, if you were wondering. Theoretically, I could use this to finish her off, but I doubt I can cast the dreaded Qualmë i Istimion within this short time range. I also doubt I have the materials on me. Whichever. As such, I decide that merely leaving GLaDOS here to slowly convert into a distorted mess of essentia is something I cannot do. Therefore, I fuse this essentia directly to the platform, causing it to emit an exponentially large amount of phosphorescent light within a relatively short amount of time. Then, I manipulate the essentia value of the actual platform itself (Yes, it has to have an essentia value. It exists, does it not?). I change whatever aspect is in there besides Lux, and transform it into Vitreus. Instantaneously, the entire platform upon which the Arrival stands (or floats above, depending on who you ask) is transmuted to pure Glowstone crystal. Oddly enough, the blocks cannot withstand the pressure of the transmutation, and collapse. I proceed to telekinetically drag GLaDOS through a hole made by this collapse, and continue to do so until the platform reappears by way of spatial reverberation. I let go of my telekinetic grip, but not before compressing GLaDOS to the size of a cube. It proceeds to rain pure Flux Goo as a result of my wanton manipulation of the base structure of things in general. The viscous goop would not damage anybody regardless, but is quite the haven for thermonuclear reactions to take place, for some odd, unexplained reason that I do not have honest answers to. Regardless, I telekinetically drag GLaDOS back to the reinstated platform, so that the other players can continue to unleash devastating attacks upon her as well, and eventually slay her.
Awkward Potion OOO Salis Mundus = Potion of Binding
GLaDOS is in her cube form! Your attack fails! She finds that this is actually convenient for blocking attacks, but it won't be convenient for making them... Hmm...
What. I didn't get killed. Want to know why? I healed myself and Granger with a 25 post charge each. I cannot see how that only adds up to 2 +2 HP heals. Please rectify.
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Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges:1
DEMISE LANCE: A grey dull lance that bears a strong resemblance to Demise's Sword, except in lance form. Red stripes are near its tip, which can supercharge the weapon with flame.
You and Granger are fully healed! You are shielded from attack this turn to compensate!
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Shoot Ultramarine at Glados
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x16, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 2/11
Gib Tsunami > Fine 2/11
Well this is a thing. Experimental. Let's test out how these Unpersoners work. If my guess is correct, I could temporarily make somebody more fake, causing them to also be less tangible. Now to see who looks like an unsuspecting victim... Ah well. Might as well start with myself. I wave a wand around, and suddenly start to flicker out of existence, my Fakeness bar at near-critical levels, but maintaining existemce regardless. In this near-nonexistent state, my attacks would almost not exist as well, if I did not have a weapon guaranteed to not be affected by fakeness, something completely unbreakable by any force. In other words, an Unbreakable Katana. I drive it straight through the Ghost of GLaDOS. I also drink a Nectar Potion if necessary, seeing as I haven't drank my second yet.
Hepheastus' Spinner and Echidna's Ender 10/11
Battlefield Hat 2/??
I attempt to calculate the amount of photons within the hard-light avatar of GLaDOS. It may serve to be very useful, or perhaps irrelevant. Regardless, I shall attempt it.
Anyhow, I activate The White Ring. Instantaneously, GLaDOS finds that her avatar has just lost a rather large portion of its original state in some sort of bronze light. Hah. Fusing light with entropy is certainly an effective process, to the point of annihilating the enemy, though I am nearly certain this shall not occur. Next, I twitch my ring finger downward, and the white runes fade to what appears to be an obscenely dark black, darker than the onyx of the ring itself. Immediately, the avatar of GLaDOS changes colors, pulsating from black to white, back and forth. The flickering light would be debilitating or even seizure-inducing, if it was not designed to combat an operating system. The light was designed to do something far worse. Cancerous, one could say, though it would not be particularly accurate. As GLaDOS does not feature organic cells, the spell merely converts exactly half of the hard-light avatar into positrons, and the other half into electrons. Of course, this is not usually the most stable thing. A mass of light erupts from the avatar as the particles annihilate each other, each reaction releasing two photons. Regardless of whether this attack was successful, I proceed to use the final energetic emissions of the dark runes upon the ring in a destructive pulse. From within, GLaDOS spontaneously combusts, erupting into a mass of unquenchable violet flames, swiftly searing into her avatar, regardless of whether this is actually effective. They burn for several hours, releasing large amounts of Taint into the atmosphere. However, nobody should care if the stuff eventually floats out into the endless abyss above and below us. The point is, the Fibrous Taint crawls through the air, thanks to a sudden entropy fluctuation caused by some sort of 'cancerous flame' (whatever that nonsense actually means) burning into the Aura. The particularly iridescent gases released from the Taint immediately combust just as the violet flames burst out from within the avatar of GLaDOS. This explosion functions to specifically wipe out malevolent robotic entities, and it attempts to serve this purpose. In any case, the phosphorescent dark runes on the Ring glow white once more, before slowly fading away as I deactivate the Ring. The Fibrous Taint, upon sensing this, instantly leeches as much life energy as it can out of GLaDOS, and vanishes. Furthermore, the violet flames continue to burn her from within, slowly running out of arcane fury to function. The flames, at this precise moment, are doused.
POTION OF BINDING: Does nothing to its drinker. When splashed over magical elements, however, it binds them together!
Again, the attack fails because GLaDOS does not have her hard-light avatar on!
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 58$ _ Wilson's charges A: 7/50, B: 15/50 (+4 from Insert_Generic) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x14 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x2 (2$) <|> Potion of Strength x2 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
Whats this note? And... potions? Huh? ... ... ... ... ... wow... whats?... HMASBC? That must be the company Red was talking about... ow.... heh... I own a share! I bet I'll make all the corporate decisions now. Although all joking aside, my gifts seem to pale in comparison... I'll have to thank her personally... Why does my debt have to keep growing?... Whats this card? I should take it with me... I'm going to need a backpack or something. ow... He gets another string and ties the card to the back of his leg. I wonder when I'll see her again so I can thank her... ah... He sits down and rubs his eyes.
Wait... argh... who's that? He runs up to Lothyra. Hey, are you okay? You don't look too good. Here, take this. Wilson gives her a Potion of Strength to drink.
Attacks: 39/50 + 2/50
+3 potions
You know Bill, I don't actually think Binary has tried to cure your blindness. I feel like its a method to keep you in check.
I use the Magma Multiplier to hit solely the Ghost of Glados.
BINARY: WHAT? N0. THAT'S DEF1N1TELY N0T TRUE. BILL: 0H, REALLY? THAT W0ULD EXPLA1N WHY Y0U HAVEN'T HELPED ME YET! BINARY: B1LL, THERE ARE N0T MANY TH1NGS THAT C0ULD ACT AS A CURE. 1T W1LL TAKE T1ME T0-- BILL: 1T HAS TAKEN T1ME, BUDDY! AND L0TS 0F 1T. T1CK T0CK AND ALL THAT! Y0U'D BETTER H0LD UP Y0UR END 0F THE DEAL, 0R ELSE WE'RE THR0UGH! BINARY: ...
The MAGMA MULTIPLIER deals 15,000 damage to GLaDOS! GLaDOS decides to reform her hard-light avatar.
Twin, mind responding to the answer I gave you in the PM? I know I had a lot of sudden questions, but I figured I might as well ask them while we were talking.
Hank is bleeding profusely.
Screw it, I don't have much of a chance to do much else.
Suddenly he's right next to GLaDOS
Let me show you what happens to people who mess with these powers.
Hank's mutated arm stretches out into its tentacle form and spears the Ghost of GLaDOS, puncturing through and out the other side.
This is impressive power.
I know you think that.
I got it from a Glitch. Or close enough as makes almost no difference.
Lightning begins coursing along the outside of Hank's body, it rushes down his arm, and soon all of the hard-light avatar is being consumed by it.
With a few differences. More directed.
More malevolent.
What happens if you try to control something like this.
The lightning has been slowly shifting in color. From a light blue-white to a deep, dark red, bordered by black. Hank is quivering. Not with anger. Pain. The ghost of GLaDOS is wracked with painful energy wiping its way through everything of its being.
This is what happens to those who survive.
The lightning pulses stronger.
This is why I'm so hard to keep dead.
Flash.
This is why I'm still alive.
Flash.
Even though I have no right...
Flash.
Or desire.
Flash
I live with this pain you're feeling through every waking moment.
Flash flash.
Because when I sleep its worse.
Flashflashflash
The only time I have the power I need...
flashcrackle
Is when I'm trying to kill the wrong person.
zap crackle flash
I've left its domain...
the power is crackling so fast the view of the two is almost completely blocked out.
And it still works to make my life a livi
boom
A massive explosion separates the two in the middle of Hank's cold-fury monologue.
The sphere of black and red expands rapidly, but with almost no noise.
As if being heard from very far away.
Hank is blown, now a smoking corpse, to the far end of the platform. He is dead, and will have to wait the customary death round before revival can begin.
Unfortunately, because of his little stunt, it will be a bit more complicated than usual. It will take three different people using up an action, one to calm down the electric pulses to allow others to get close, one to hold critical tissue together so that the internal energy doesn't fry Hank again during revival, and one person to do the actual reviving.
After that, Hank will have to do the customary regen round.
On the other hand, GLaDOS seems to have gotten the worst of the 'blast'.
Meanwhile on Earth:
GLaDOS suddenly feels a wave of crushing pain.
A few, brief seconds of screaming later, it subsides, leaving GLaDOS wondering what the heck just happened, with everyone that might have been watching wondering where all the red lightning came from.
I'll get to it. (Eventually.)
Oh wow, this is hard to read. Hank's color and the safetext are the same, and since font is screwed up, I can't tell which is which...
I raise an eyebrow at Hank's latest bar-raising assault, then swing my sword through the electricity, using its entropic component to consume the energy there.
All charges progress!
I summon a Roman Wall-Shield, transmute it into solid Entropium, and start using it to absorb/block attacks against myself and others!
I throw a hand grenade over the shield, which lands in the middle of the Arrival!
All attacks against you this turn will fail! In addition, since he posted directly below you, all attacks against gutza will fail!
All the Arrival forces dodge the grenade successfully!
==Actions==
Lothyra: I alchemize (Smallest Computer Component -O Shrink) -O Shrink. I then shoot GLaDOS with iAntimak.
Bender: I use the time code to prevent Lothyra from creating the Glitch Ball, but leave a note telling my future self to travel back in time to prevent Lothyra from creating the Glitch Ball so a paradox won't be created. I channel the temporal energy from the paradox that never was to attack GLaDOS, but as a charged attack!
Would-be Paradox Energy Attack: 1/5!
Computer Component??
iAntimak's shots glitch out and hit you! 10 damage to you!
The Glitch, coupled with the residual disruption of Ikea's ship, have completely nullified going back in time! You fail!
Bill! Look down! Down at the people! Down into their fire pits! They're burning Ikea's corpse! They're having a corpse party down there! And Bill, you know what?
I take Bill's Quills of Enchida.
You're invited!
I stab Bill with the Quills while thousands of purple fireworks crash into him, exploding.
Gold 0ctet Complete!
Suited Quartet 4/5
Lil' Cavity 7/10
Sweet Spades ~~~ Loom
Also, how does Garage alchemy work?
Ikea's splinters were gone already, and unless you can explain how you managed to wrestle the Quills of Echidna out of Bill's hands when he can obviously fight back and overpower you with eye lasers, the attack fails.
GOLD OCTET: A set of eight gold D8s.
Sweet Spades ~~~ Loom = Chef of Spades
CHEF OF SPADES: A black chef's hat made entirely of licorice. There is a red spade emblazoned on the hat. Its innocuous double is a 3 of Spades card.
The Garage is used to make vehicles. You can use it to combine vehicle parts to create a vehicle, i.e.
Car Chassis -c Engine = Car
Or, you can use it to make an item to make a vehicle part, like what Netpatham did above:
Tachyon -c Engine = Tachyon Engine
Or, you can use it to upgrade an existing vehicle:
Hey Bill, you said you couldn't see. I think you might have cataracts...In which case, unfortunately, we will have to operate.
Don't worry, stay still, be silent, this will all be over shortly....
*ZORCH*
Oh dear, I forgot to dial the power down.
Let's try again.
*ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCH*
Oh silly me, I turned the power UP.
Oh, and I help with Hank's revival again.
Vampirism Enchantment && Tachyon Gun 3/??
Bill is completely blind with no cataracts. It's more like the absence of an eye. Even though I'm sure you knew this and decided to go on with the attack anyway, it fails.
Lothyra: I teraport GLaDOS into a black hole, teraport her out, then shoot her with iAntimak. I also alchemize ((Smallest Computer Component -O Shrink) -O Shrink) -O Shrink.
Bender: I overclock myself by setting my processor's voltage to NINE THOUSAND kilovolts, then transfer the excess heat to GLaDOS.
The Glitch scrambles whatever you used to teraport GLaDOS, causing the teraport to fail! iAntimak's shots glitch out and hit the Godmodder! He blocks with a Matter Shield, and the two explode in midair! He glares at you.
GLaDOS one-shots Bender for rehashing a dumb joke!
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Heal who is closest to 15 health but below it with gib tsunami
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x17, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 3/11
Gib Tsunami > Fine 3/11
-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-
Blue walks slowly and carefully out of the hospital room, a pile of stuff in her arms too tall to see over. Red suddenly appears beside her, causing her to drop the pile of stuff, breaking several items.
...
Whoops.
Why.
I have a letter for you from Wilson.
...This is the same letter I sent him?
Yeah, but he sent it back.
Blue takes the letter from Red, who starts casting repair spells on Blue's stuff, and opens it.
Oh, wow. This thing is nice... is it a wrench? Oh, Red, I think this quill is for you.
Blue hands Red the quill.
A quill...what the heck am I supposed to do with this?
I have no idea, I don't know what I'm going to use this wrench for either...
Eh, it looks pretty, even if I'll never use it.
Yeah, mine does too... and my gift to him was so impersonal...
My Action: I pull out a gatling gun and start shooting Bill, repeatedly.
SCP Foundation Action: 10/10 {REDACTED}. The fourth-wall beacon is complete, causing IRL foundation personell to engage in an emergency raid on the blatantly anomolous object that the server is at the most convenient time (not now, and probably not for another 10-25 turns at least). Basically, a dues ex machina occurs some time in the future.
5,000 damage to Bill!
At a convenient time, SCP Personell will arrive at the server!
Anticipatory. I kind of want to make a horrible pun, so it's high time to do some actual defying of Binary. I then pick up a bunch of items and throw them at Binary. A Wii, a can, and a rebuilt hymnbook. The Wii then cuts Binary in half with the Unbreakable Katana. In case you didn't get it, "Wii can rebuilt hymn. Wii halve the technology." I then cringe at the horribly forced pun.
Woo, all my Denizen's Powers are finished. I duplicate a copy of the Spinner off for Tazz, then use the Spinner I have to accelerate time, causing inevitable entropic decay to happen to GLaDOS.
Hat of Orbs Fourfold 3/??
Binary goes into his cube form, causing the attack which was aimed at his full avatar to fail. He then x0 FACEPALM COMBOs at your insanely bad pun.
HEPHAESTUS' SPINNER: A metal black gauntlet with a red Time insignia on it. It can change into a timetable that can scratch and navigate the surface of time, allowing for time clones, timestepping, and literal time travel. Rendered useless thanks to the aforementioned lock on time manipulation.
ECHIDNA'S ENDER: A metal blue leg with a white Space insignia on it. It can change into a rocket leg that can force objects to appear and disappear at various places throughout space itself.
Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyyks && Nightmare Fuel = Inky Door (Level 8: 6/9)
Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = Glitchrender (Level 8: 6/9)
Bottle && Ranch Dressing Majjyks = Ranch Dressing Bottle (Level 1: 2/2) done.
Ranch Dressing Bottle && Lesser Ranch Dressing Elemental && Every Flavor of Ranch Dressing && Essence of David Henson, Inventor of Ranch Dressing = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I tell bill that I'll think about striking a bargain, but I need a few minutes to consider it and arrange a sufficient squadron of healers to attempt it. I proceed to give GLaDOS testing data from tests she herself could not have run, obtained from an acquaintance of mine. A whole lot of it. Far too much at once, in fact, as it briefly causes the Projector to short-circuit when she receives it through sheer data intake. While this is happening, I take my new Alchemy and use it to punch the Ghost of GLaDOS Projector, fast-forwarding time to make it thousands of punches in milliseconds.
RANCH DRESSING BOTTLE: A bottle full of ranch dressing.
10,000 damage to GLaDOS! The time part fails, though.
Project Binary deals 15 damage to Nimbleguy, Tazz, Aegis and Overlord! He attempts to attack K4yne, but fails! Tazz dies! GLaDOS deals 15 damage to Irecreeper, fseftr, and Modpack! Modpack dies! Bill deals 15 damage to Erelye, Homerharry and omglolsguy! He attempts to attack Granger, but fails!
The Godmodder equips the Red Tooth and charges towards GLaDOS! Faster than the eye can see, he uses the sword and, engulfing it in flames, slices clean through GLaDOS and her hard-light projector! GLaDOS killed! She explodes in a massive golden fireball!
Project Binary and Bill both stare down you and the Godmodder! These will be the two hardest nuts to crack, metaphorically speaking... There doesn't even seem to be a way to damage Project Binary at all! He realizes that you have already taken out two of his special ops...and two remain! It's time to pull out all the stops. Him and Bill begin to charge up an ULTRA-ATTACK, centered around using their code manipulation powers to their fullest!
The platform you're on begins to crack, and the purple tendrils holding up begin to break apart! The Glitch starts swirling around the two, and it obscures your vision... Noises of pure corruption sound from everywhere! You begin to realize that this must be intended as a finisher! If you're caught in the range of this attack, it will kill you all! But suddenly, as the attack reaches its apex, Project Binary retreats into his cubic form! Bill looks at him in shock as Project Binary gets some unreal airtime and hovers up into the Glitch's singular eye! There is a flash of light, akin to that of a prototyping, and your computer screens go white...
BINARY: AHAHA... THERE WE G0. TRANSFER 1S C0MPLETE. 1 HAVE ASCENDED. BILL: WHAT'S G01NG 0N HERE? WHAT D1D Y0U JUST D0 T0 THE GL1TCH? BINARY: S1MPLE. 1 HAVE BEC0ME 1T. 0BSERVE.
You all look up, the light now reasonable, and see that the Glitch's corruption has been amplified! And before, where there was an eye formed of dead pixels, there is now a large orchid overseer that hums with power: Project Binary himself! He has completely merged with the Glitch, as well as the Glitch Ball! You have a feeling that now, his power has been amplified even further...
BILL: HEY! NEWS FLASH! TH1S WASN'T EXACTLY THE PLAN! THE GL1TCH WAS SUPP0SED T0 HELP US 0UT! Y0U WEREN'T SUPP0SED T0 G0 ALL V0LTR0N 0N 1T AND F0RM A G1ANT M0NSTR0S1TY! BINARY: PERHAPS. BUT 1 HEAR Y0U D0N'T ALWAYS ST1CK T0 Y0UR DEALS, E1THER. 1 FEEL 1 SH0ULD GET A L1TTLE LEEWAY, WHAT W1TH BE1NG THE MASTERM1ND BEH1ND TH1S ALL. BILL: MASTERM1ND? Y0U? 1'M THE MASTER 0F THE M1ND! 1 GAVE Y0U Y0UR P0WERS THAT LET Y0U C0NTR0L EARTH! 1 LET Y0U EX1LE M0JANG, AND TW1NBU1LDER! BINARY: TRUE. BUT 1'M THE 0NE 1N CHARGE 0F A MASS1VE ELDR1TCH AB0M1NAT10N THAT CAN AND W1LL DESTR0Y REAL1TY. N0T Y0U.
Bill raises his hands with orchid energy, seemingly attempting to control something, but finds he cannot...
BINARY: Y0U W1LL SEE THAT Y0UR C0NNECT10N W1TH THE GL1TCH HAS BEEN SEVERED. 1 AM 1N C0NTR0L 0F 1T N0W. BILL: 0H, L1KE 1 D1DN'T SEE TH1S C0M1NG! Y0U'RE TURN1NG AGA1NST Y0UR TEAM N0W, ACT1NG L1KE Y0U'RE PULL1NG THE STR1NGS! 1'VE G0T BACKUP PLANS! F0R 1NSTANCE, MAYBE 1 CAN'T C0NTR0L THE GL1TCH 1TSELF. BUT 1 CAN C0NTR0L THE HEXAHEDR0N!
Bill snaps his fingers. The Hexahedron's Scratch intensifies, pushing back against the lone Cube Bit attempting to restore it. A flood of pure glitch travels to your location, surging throughout Project Binary. The power starts becoming too much for him! The platform cracks even further, and the Glitch grows even more erratic!
BINARY: Y0U 1D10T! ARE Y0U TRY1NG T0 K1LL US B0TH?! BILL: MAYBE. BUT AT THE VERY LEAST, THE GL1TCH W1LL TAKE TH0SE PLAYERS W1TH Y0U! BES1DES, 1SN'T THAT Y0UR PR1MARY 0BJECT1VE? T0 K1LL THEM AND THE G0DM0DDER? BINARY: 1'VE G0NE AGA1NST MY 0BJECT1VES S1NCE THE SEC0ND 1 WAS TURNED 0N, AND Y0U KN0W 1T. WA1T. TAKE THEM W1TH ME? AREN'T Y0U 1NTEND1NG T0 K1LL Y0URSELF AS WELL? TH1S GL1TCH W1LL C0NSUME Y0U AS WELL. BILL: 1'VE G0T 0THER PLANS, B1NARY. AND B1G 0NES. MAYBE 1'LL GET A L1TTLE CL0SER T0 THE ULT1MATE REWARD? WH0 KN0WS! 1N THE MEANT1ME, 1 TH1NK 1'LL STAY HERE. 1F 1 KN0W C0RRECTLY, S0ME0NE'S G0T A DEAL READY! BINARY: AND WH0 W0ULD THAT F00L BE? BILL: N0NE 0F Y0UR BUS1NESS! N0W G0! ATTACK TH0SE GUYS! AND THE G0DM0DDER T00! BINARY: AT LEAST THAT'S 0NE TH1NG WE CAN B0TH AGREE 1 SH0ULD D0.
Project Binary and Bill glare at you, ready for the final fight!
How to Play:
It looks like Project Binary is truly unstoppable now! There's only one thing in the universe that could hope to stop him! And lucky for you, one of you has it... Go! Unleash the Reward!
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy the Glitch's Wrath!
> All: Defeat the Arrival Forces once and for all!
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. ~
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 80% SERVER INTEGRITY: 25% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0% FACTION INTEGRITY: 0% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48% CODE INTEGRITY: 65% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65% PLAYABILITY: 60% SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.
Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.
The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Oh yeah, I foяgot. this is my typiиg quiяk coloя. Deяp.
allow me to explaiи. The Sub-Blight Caииoи fiяes a miиi computeя viяus pяojectile (because it is яuи oи a computeя viяus. just aиy type of viяus would help.), and a Eldaи Claw is a piece of an advaиced aиcient techиology I happeи to have lyiиg aяouиd. So I guess it is still at 1/3.
I Stab Bill's eye with my Bliиg Bayoиet.
Sub-Blight Cannon && Eldan Claw && Keyblade || Right Left Hand (1/3)
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If I'm right, you're replacing R and N with similar symbols from the Cyrillic {Russian} alphabet. They are pronounced completely differently, but this is irrelevant.
The Ultimatum 2/11
Dual Thanoscythes 2/8
All charges progress!
I choose a random player, than create a Hel-Ice exoskeleton for them, providing resistance to fire, and blocking a few attacks!
OBJECTION!! THAT ATTACK WAS AMBIGUOUSLY AIMED AND YOU KNOW IT. Ugh. Whatever. Disgruntled. I pull out a few more items and throw them at Bill. IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS. Bill suddenly finds himself in possession of a Magic Cueball with a convenient viewport in it and a Pocket Alchemiter I looted from Scratch's Claw Machine. I'll provide the final item we need once our Dealers figure out a proper contract. I mean, SURELY Binary isn't so cruel as to withhold the magic cue balls he has from you, and SURELY he would be willing to let us help you, right? I mean he seems to be awfully unhelpful to somebody he entered a binding contract with, but maybe that's just me. And he does seem to be awfully lazy on the front of telling you how he intends to help you, especially when he has the means at his disposal to know how to do so. But hey that's just me talking.
Panicked. Oh gog oh gog why. And again our fate lies in the hands of somebody who has never learned the concept of punctuality. Great. I probably shouldn't be dissing him like this but still. He does have a tendency to be truant. Seriously. Oh well, time to sit back and twiddle my thumbs. And buy a potion of nectar from Laiko. (+2 TALIST, BUYING ANOTHERE NECTAR POTION) Now to act sensibly. I use the duplicator and dupe the original potion, then drink the duplicate to get back to full health.
Potion of Potential OOO Ground-Up Fluorite 1/??
Nectar Potion && Decanter of Endless Water 1/?? (Such OP much godmod)
Black King's Hat 4/11
I finish the Fire-Spiker! It looks like the Nail Pogo, but with a flaming SHARP nail in its place. It is also red colored instead of green now.
I jump back and forth so fast that the flames get even bigger before landing a sick POP in Glados's eyes.
I offer Bill money for eye surgery if he helps us and apologize for the spitting part. Come on people, We may need him to defeat Binary! And even if its not, he will make our fight alot easier.....
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Daw! A B-!?
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
46/50 Operation Mothership (charging stopped until glitch defeated)
45/50 AF Hangar (charging stopped until glitch defeated)
My Action: I use the Teraporter to teraport ALL the glitched sections of the map into a space the size of a single block right in front of Project Binary. Because of the sheer mass of the glitched portions of the map (since this includes the entire Far Lands), a black hole immediately erupts. The inescapable nature of the black hole traps the glitch inside it (not even light can escape a minor black hole, there is so much mass in this black hole that not even glitch matter can escape), then begins to suck in Project Binary. Also, the OP scale is broken after the glitch has effected the server for so long, so this attack cannot overflow the OP scale because the OP scale is gone.
SCP Foundation Action: A special slicing device is produced to slice the Golden Apple. Golden Apple Slices 2/3.
(Hey Twin, could we just say that the Computer Shrinking Alchemy I am about to finish this turn is a Diminutive Computer?)
Antimatter Missile Station: 5/10
Midna DNA Seqencing: 15/20
Midna Ectobiology Report: 15/20
Tesla Globe:4/4 Complete!
Diminutive Computer: 2/2 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra looks at Binary.
I cannot fight him now. No one can.
She turns to Flare.
Except you. Go now. Fulfil your destiny. Use the Fez. All I can do is alchemize for after this.
She turns away.
It seems Bender has gotten himself killed again, this time due to his lame jokes. I'd prefer to teraport his backup body, but it seems that the Glitch is messing that up, so I'll have to use the appearifier.
Lothyra: I then press a button on my suit. A green flash of light appears in the middle of the platform. Bender emerges.
WHAT! I DIED AGAIN! THAT'S NO FAIR! WHY COULDN'T FRY DIE? A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, HE DIED OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHILE PROPOSING TO HIS HOT GIRLFRIEND! Good thing my little meatbag made it in the end... *sniffle*. Okay, time to actually recreate my gun!
Bender: I then alchemize Tesla Globe & Nanomag Plasma Rifle.
Lothyra: While Bender is having his rant, I alchemize Diminutive Computer -O Shrink = Microscopic Computer.
Bill! Look down! Down at the people! Down into their fire pits! They're burning Ikea's corpse! They're having a corpse party down there! And Bill, you know what?
I take Bill's Quills of Enchida.
You're invited!
I stab Bill with the Quills while thousands of purple fireworks crash into him, exploding.
Gold 0ctet Complete!
Suited Quartet 4/5
Lil' Cavity 7/10
Sweet Spades ~~~ Loom
Also, how does Garage alchemy work?
I then finalize the murderization of GLaDOS by, ironically enough, frying her with DEADLY LASERS.
And I shoot Bill in the face with an explosive Hard-Light Projectile.
Vampirism Enchantment && Tachyon Gun 2/??
Tachyon Gun -c Engine 2/4
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I take the Nail Pogo and thrust it into Glados's eye.
Nail Pogo && Lighter 2/3?
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Don't worry, stay still, be silent, this will all be over shortly....
*ZORCH*
Oh dear, I forgot to dial the power down.
Let's try again.
*ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCH*
Oh silly me, I turned the power UP.
Oh, and I help with Hank's revival again.
Vampirism Enchantment && Tachyon Gun 3/??
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Midna DNA Sequencing: 14/20
Midna Ectobiology Report: 14/20
Paradox Attack: 2/5
Tesla Star > Fine: 3/4
(Smallest Computer Component -O Shrink) -O Shrink: 2/2 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra: I teraport GLaDOS into a black hole, teraport her out, then shoot her with iAntimak. I also alchemize ((Smallest Computer Component -O Shrink) -O Shrink) -O Shrink.
Bender: I overclock myself by setting my processor's voltage to NINE THOUSAND kilovolts, then transfer the excess heat to GLaDOS.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Heal who is closest to 15 health but below it with gib tsunami
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x17, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 3/11
Gib Tsunami > Fine 3/11
-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-
Blue walks slowly and carefully out of the hospital room, a pile of stuff in her arms too tall to see over. Red suddenly appears beside her, causing her to drop the pile of stuff, breaking several items.
...
Whoops.
Why.
I have a letter for you from Wilson.
...This is the same letter I sent him?
Yeah, but he sent it back.
Blue takes the letter from Red, who starts casting repair spells on Blue's stuff, and opens it.
Oh, wow. This thing is nice... is it a wrench? Oh, Red, I think this quill is for you.
Blue hands Red the quill.
A quill...what the heck am I supposed to do with this?
I have no idea, I don't know what I'm going to use this wrench for either...
Eh, it looks pretty, even if I'll never use it.
Yeah, mine does too... and my gift to him was so impersonal...
45/50 AF Hangar
My Action: I pull out a gatling gun and start shooting Bill, repeatedly.
SCP Foundation Action: 10/10 {REDACTED}. The fourth-wall beacon is complete, causing IRL foundation personell to engage in an emergency raid on the blatantly anomolous object that the server is at the most convenient time (not now, and probably not for another 10-25 turns at least). Basically, a dues ex machina occurs some time in the future.
Woo, all my Denizen's Powers are finished. I duplicate a copy of the Spinner off for Tazz, then use the Spinner I have to accelerate time, causing inevitable entropic decay to happen to GLaDOS.
Hat of Orbs Fourfold 3/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
=CHARGE=
-3 / 50- Dragoon
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly blow some MINI-CRIT powder on the Godmodder.
This will (hopefully) make him mini-crit.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyyks && Nightmare Fuel = Inky Door (Level 8: 6/9)
Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = Glitchrender (Level 8: 6/9)
Bottle && Ranch Dressing Majjyks = Ranch Dressing Bottle (Level 1: 2/2) done.
Ranch Dressing Bottle && Lesser Ranch Dressing Elemental && Every Flavor of Ranch Dressing && Essence of David Henson, Inventor of Ranch Dressing = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I tell bill that I'll think about striking a bargain, but I need a few minutes to consider it and arrange a sufficient squadron of healers to attempt it. I proceed to give GLaDOS testing data from tests she herself could not have run, obtained from an acquaintance of mine. A whole lot of it. Far too much at once, in fact, as it briefly causes the Projector to short-circuit when she receives it through sheer data intake. While this is happening, I take my new Alchemy and use it to punch the Ghost of GLaDOS Projector, fast-forwarding time to make it thousands of punches in milliseconds.
Net, thanks for wanting to help with Hank's revival, but two things.
1. Hank can't be revived until the round after next (he died this round, so next round is going to be the customary 'can't be revived yet' round) and 2. Its three DIFFERENT people, as well as requiring an entire action, directed specifically at one of the three things needing to be done.
But thanks for trying.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Nail Pogo && Lighter = Fire-Spiker (Level 2: 1/3)
That's just gross.
Any reason why your "n"s and "r"s are backwards?
3,000 damage to GLaDOS!
What exactly is a Sub-Blight Cannon and an Eldan Claw?
MICROSCOPIC TRANSMITTER: You can barely see it.
Tesla Star > Fine = Tesla Globe (Level 3: 1/4)
Dark matter is a lot like normal matter and doesn't react adversely with it, so it really does nothing! It's antimatter that you need to worry about.
I don't really remember if the Computer was shrunk or not...
15,000 damage combined to GLaDOS!
You can't access Chuck Norris from where you are! He's back at Minecraft!
The operatives are all caught in the crossfire of the massive machine, which is more than capable of handling Chuck Norris and them at once! They're incinerated by thousands of rounds of ammunition, lasers, and flare shots!
King's Hat && Ring of Orbs Fourfold = Black King's Hat (Level 10: 1/11)
Cascade Armor && Dark Knight Armor = Nightfall Armor (Level 10)
+5 HP to you!
The Glitch Ball is too corrupted to be affected by any of your weapons! Your attempts to make it never exist fail!
Chemocide && Polonium-210 = Toxicide (Level 10: 1/11)
SCP-009 && M134 Minigun = M134 Heatfreezer (LEvel 2: 1/3)
10,000 damage to GLaDOS!
Grimoire && Eye's Pyramidion && Insanity Infinity Rune = Magic Cueball (Level 10: 1/11)
Problem Sooth + Neural Disruptor + Magifrost Unmelting + Draining Infinity Rune = The Brainfreezer (Level 5: 1/6)
9,000 damage to GLaDOS!
The Dakkanator && Minigun4 && Infinity Book = Ultimatum (Level 10: 1/11)
Dual Swords && Thanitite && Agility Runebinding && God's Blood = Dual Thanoscythes (Level 7: 1/8)
THE STRAIGHTSHOOTER: An upgraded version of the Machina with extremely precise tech. Its shots can move for extremely long distances, stretching across entire biomes. On full power, they are rumored to, if given a clear unobstructed path, go around the entire world. Best make sure your head's not in the open, or they could loop back around and kill you!
8,000 damage to GLaDOS! Her form disintegrates and flickers back into her cube!
The SILVER EYE deals 12,000 damage to GLaDOS! All of your magical attacks for three turns will minicrit! All of your other attacks for three turns will deal half damage!
Talist earns the GLITCH WRENCH!
Technically. Whether they would work or not is a different story.
GLaDOS is now a cube! All the Turrets blow up because they were programmed to attack Her hard-light avatar! All your attacks fail for a similar reason!
Billy Mays doesn't appear in the place you are! He appears on the Battlefield, where he finds that Project Binary is gone!
Nope. Bill's locked you out of the Echeladder, remember?
Apparently I can't read. Yeah... Not sure how the possible webcomic's going to turn out. I'm working on it but not much progress is being made right now. I'll be able to work on it more once DTG2's over. It's too late for that, though! The attack was avoided, and what's done is done.
He's nearly indestructible in a code-based environment. He can basically do whatever he wants.
5,000 damage to both Bill and GLaDOS!
Awkward Potion OOO Salis Mundus = Potion of Binding
GLaDOS is in her cube form! Your attack fails! She finds that this is actually convenient for blocking attacks, but it won't be convenient for making them... Hmm...
Your +2 doesn't go through because you're DEAD!
DEMISE LANCE: A grey dull lance that bears a strong resemblance to Demise's Sword, except in lance form. Red stripes are near its tip, which can supercharge the weapon with flame.
You and Granger are fully healed! You are shielded from attack this turn to compensate!
Okay, but who do they target?
10,000 damage to GLaDOS!
9,000 damage to GLaDOS! +5 HP to you!
POTION OF BINDING: Does nothing to its drinker. When splashed over magical elements, however, it binds them together!
Again, the attack fails because GLaDOS does not have her hard-light avatar on!
In this game, the maximum damage bonus is x2! The Potion fails entirely!
+4 HP to Tazz!
9,000 damage to GLaDOS!
What does that enchantment do?
Tachyon Gun -c Engine = Tachyon Engine (1/4)
BINARY: WHAT? N0. THAT'S DEF1N1TELY N0T TRUE.
BILL: 0H, REALLY? THAT W0ULD EXPLA1N WHY Y0U HAVEN'T HELPED ME YET!
BINARY: B1LL, THERE ARE N0T MANY TH1NGS THAT C0ULD ACT AS A CURE. 1T W1LL TAKE T1ME T0--
BILL: 1T HAS TAKEN T1ME, BUDDY! AND L0TS 0F 1T. T1CK T0CK AND ALL THAT! Y0U'D BETTER H0LD UP Y0UR END 0F THE DEAL, 0R ELSE WE'RE THR0UGH!
BINARY: ...
The MAGMA MULTIPLIER deals 15,000 damage to GLaDOS! GLaDOS decides to reform her hard-light avatar.
I'll get to it. (Eventually.)
Oh wow, this is hard to read. Hank's color and the safetext are the same, and since font is screwed up, I can't tell which is which...
20,000 damage to GLaDOS! Hank killed!
All attacks against you this turn will fail! In addition, since he posted directly below you, all attacks against gutza will fail!
All the Arrival forces dodge the grenade successfully!
Computer Component??
iAntimak's shots glitch out and hit you! 10 damage to you!
The Glitch, coupled with the residual disruption of Ikea's ship, have completely nullified going back in time! You fail!
Ikea's splinters were gone already, and unless you can explain how you managed to wrestle the Quills of Echidna out of Bill's hands when he can obviously fight back and overpower you with eye lasers, the attack fails.
GOLD OCTET: A set of eight gold D8s.
Sweet Spades ~~~ Loom = Chef of Spades
CHEF OF SPADES: A black chef's hat made entirely of licorice. There is a red spade emblazoned on the hat. Its innocuous double is a 3 of Spades card.
The Garage is used to make vehicles. You can use it to combine vehicle parts to create a vehicle, i.e.
Car Chassis -c Engine = Car
Or, you can use it to make an item to make a vehicle part, like what Netpatham did above:
Tachyon -c Engine = Tachyon Engine
Or, you can use it to upgrade an existing vehicle:
Helicopter -c Gatling Guns = Warcopter
Does that clear it up?
4,000 damage to both!
Glass eyes are purely cosmetic! How would that help?
3,000 damage to GLaDOS!
Bill is completely blind with no cataracts. It's more like the absence of an eye. Even though I'm sure you knew this and decided to go on with the attack anyway, it fails.
The Glitch scrambles whatever you used to teraport GLaDOS, causing the teraport to fail! iAntimak's shots glitch out and hit the Godmodder! He blocks with a Matter Shield, and the two explode in midair! He glares at you.
GLaDOS one-shots Bender for rehashing a dumb joke!
+4 HP to YellowPie84!
5,000 damage to Bill!
At a convenient time, SCP Personell will arrive at the server!
Binary goes into his cube form, causing the attack which was aimed at his full avatar to fail. He then x0 FACEPALM COMBOs at your insanely bad pun.
HEPHAESTUS' SPINNER: A metal black gauntlet with a red Time insignia on it. It can change into a timetable that can scratch and navigate the surface of time, allowing for time clones, timestepping, and literal time travel. Rendered useless thanks to the aforementioned lock on time manipulation.
ECHIDNA'S ENDER: A metal blue leg with a white Space insignia on it. It can change into a rocket leg that can force objects to appear and disappear at various places throughout space itself.
Hephaestus' Spinner fails!
The Godmodder already has a guaranteed-crit weapon, so this is unnecessary!
RANCH DRESSING BOTTLE: A bottle full of ranch dressing.
Ranch Dressing Bottle + L. Ranch Dressing Elemental + Ranch Conglomerate + Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 1/11)
10,000 damage to GLaDOS! The time part fails, though.
Project Binary deals 15 damage to Nimbleguy, Tazz, Aegis and Overlord! He attempts to attack K4yne, but fails! Tazz dies! GLaDOS deals 15 damage to Irecreeper, fseftr, and Modpack! Modpack dies! Bill deals 15 damage to Erelye, Homerharry and omglolsguy! He attempts to attack Granger, but fails!
The Godmodder equips the Red Tooth and charges towards GLaDOS! Faster than the eye can see, he uses the sword and, engulfing it in flames, slices clean through GLaDOS and her hard-light projector! GLaDOS killed! She explodes in a massive golden fireball!
Project Binary and Bill both stare down you and the Godmodder! These will be the two hardest nuts to crack, metaphorically speaking... There doesn't even seem to be a way to damage Project Binary at all! He realizes that you have already taken out two of his special ops...and two remain! It's time to pull out all the stops. Him and Bill begin to charge up an ULTRA-ATTACK, centered around using their code manipulation powers to their fullest!
The platform you're on begins to crack, and the purple tendrils holding up begin to break apart! The Glitch starts swirling around the two, and it obscures your vision... Noises of pure corruption sound from everywhere! You begin to realize that this must be intended as a finisher! If you're caught in the range of this attack, it will kill you all! But suddenly, as the attack reaches its apex, Project Binary retreats into his cubic form! Bill looks at him in shock as Project Binary gets some unreal airtime and hovers up into the Glitch's singular eye! There is a flash of light, akin to that of a prototyping, and your computer screens go white...
BINARY: AHAHA... THERE WE G0. TRANSFER 1S C0MPLETE. 1 HAVE ASCENDED.
BILL: WHAT'S G01NG 0N HERE? WHAT D1D Y0U JUST D0 T0 THE GL1TCH?
BINARY: S1MPLE. 1 HAVE BEC0ME 1T. 0BSERVE.
You all look up, the light now reasonable, and see that the Glitch's corruption has been amplified! And before, where there was an eye formed of dead pixels, there is now a large orchid overseer that hums with power: Project Binary himself! He has completely merged with the Glitch, as well as the Glitch Ball! You have a feeling that now, his power has been amplified even further...
BILL: HEY! NEWS FLASH! TH1S WASN'T EXACTLY THE PLAN! THE GL1TCH WAS SUPP0SED T0 HELP US 0UT! Y0U WEREN'T SUPP0SED T0 G0 ALL V0LTR0N 0N 1T AND F0RM A G1ANT M0NSTR0S1TY!
BINARY: PERHAPS. BUT 1 HEAR Y0U D0N'T ALWAYS ST1CK T0 Y0UR DEALS, E1THER. 1 FEEL 1 SH0ULD GET A L1TTLE LEEWAY, WHAT W1TH BE1NG THE MASTERM1ND BEH1ND TH1S ALL.
BILL: MASTERM1ND? Y0U? 1'M THE MASTER 0F THE M1ND! 1 GAVE Y0U Y0UR P0WERS THAT LET Y0U C0NTR0L EARTH! 1 LET Y0U EX1LE M0JANG, AND TW1NBU1LDER!
BINARY: TRUE. BUT 1'M THE 0NE 1N CHARGE 0F A MASS1VE ELDR1TCH AB0M1NAT10N THAT CAN AND W1LL DESTR0Y REAL1TY. N0T Y0U.
Bill raises his hands with orchid energy, seemingly attempting to control something, but finds he cannot...
BINARY: Y0U W1LL SEE THAT Y0UR C0NNECT10N W1TH THE GL1TCH HAS BEEN SEVERED. 1 AM 1N C0NTR0L 0F 1T N0W.
BILL: 0H, L1KE 1 D1DN'T SEE TH1S C0M1NG! Y0U'RE TURN1NG AGA1NST Y0UR TEAM N0W, ACT1NG L1KE Y0U'RE PULL1NG THE STR1NGS! 1'VE G0T BACKUP PLANS! F0R 1NSTANCE, MAYBE 1 CAN'T C0NTR0L THE GL1TCH 1TSELF. BUT 1 CAN C0NTR0L THE HEXAHEDR0N!
Bill snaps his fingers. The Hexahedron's Scratch intensifies, pushing back against the lone Cube Bit attempting to restore it. A flood of pure glitch travels to your location, surging throughout Project Binary. The power starts becoming too much for him! The platform cracks even further, and the Glitch grows even more erratic!
BINARY: Y0U 1D10T! ARE Y0U TRY1NG T0 K1LL US B0TH?!
BILL: MAYBE. BUT AT THE VERY LEAST, THE GL1TCH W1LL TAKE TH0SE PLAYERS W1TH Y0U! BES1DES, 1SN'T THAT Y0UR PR1MARY 0BJECT1VE? T0 K1LL THEM AND THE G0DM0DDER?
BINARY: 1'VE G0NE AGA1NST MY 0BJECT1VES S1NCE THE SEC0ND 1 WAS TURNED 0N, AND Y0U KN0W 1T. WA1T. TAKE THEM W1TH ME? AREN'T Y0U 1NTEND1NG T0 K1LL Y0URSELF AS WELL? TH1S GL1TCH W1LL C0NSUME Y0U AS WELL.
BILL: 1'VE G0T 0THER PLANS, B1NARY. AND B1G 0NES. MAYBE 1'LL GET A L1TTLE CL0SER T0 THE ULT1MATE REWARD? WH0 KN0WS! 1N THE MEANT1ME, 1 TH1NK 1'LL STAY HERE. 1F 1 KN0W C0RRECTLY, S0ME0NE'S G0T A DEAL READY!
BINARY: AND WH0 W0ULD THAT F00L BE?
BILL: N0NE 0F Y0UR BUS1NESS! N0W G0! ATTACK TH0SE GUYS! AND THE G0DM0DDER T00!
BINARY: AT LEAST THAT'S 0NE TH1NG WE CAN B0TH AGREE 1 SH0ULD D0.
Project Binary and Bill glare at you, ready for the final fight!
How to Play:
It looks like Project Binary is truly unstoppable now! There's only one thing in the universe that could hope to stop him! And lucky for you, one of you has it... Go! Unleash the Reward!
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy the Glitch's Wrath!
> All: Defeat the Arrival Forces once and for all!
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000.
~
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 80%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 25%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48%
CODE INTEGRITY: 65%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65%
PLAYABILITY: 60%
SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
Shattered Bill: [01] HP: 675,500/1,000,000.
~
insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 15/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 5/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 5/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 1/25.
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 20/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 5/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 0/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 20/20.
TT2000: [???] HP: 20/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 20/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 5/20.
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 20/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 5/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 10/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 7/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 20/20.
OverlordXcano: [???] HP: 5/20.
Flare Flames: [???] HP: 5/20.
Homerharry: [???] HP: 5/20.
YellowPie84: [???] HP: 16/20.
omglolsguy22: [???] HP: 5/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 5/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 3/20.
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 0/30.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 0/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 7/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 20/20.
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Mech Buster Cannon: [???] HP: 177,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIIIContract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: IIIChaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???.Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III IN USE (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III DISABLED (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Sacred Items:
12 Hog Slop
20 Elf Tears
6 Pie Filling
18 Weasel Snot
allow me to explaiи. The Sub-Blight Caииoи fiяes a miиi computeя viяus pяojectile (because it is яuи oи a computeя viяus. just aиy type of viяus would help.), and a Eldaи Claw is a piece of an advaиced aиcient techиology I happeи to have lyiиg aяouиd. So I guess it is still at 1/3.
I Stab Bill's eye with my Bliиg Bayoиet.
Sub-Blight Cannon && Eldan Claw && Keyblade ||
RightLeft Hand (1/3)I'll be making my great escape now!
The Ultimatum 2/11
Dual Thanoscythes 2/8
All charges progress!
I choose a random player, than create a Hel-Ice exoskeleton for them, providing resistance to fire, and blocking a few attacks!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Panicked. Oh gog oh gog why. And again our fate lies in the hands of somebody who has never learned the concept of punctuality. Great. I probably shouldn't be dissing him like this but still. He does have a tendency to be truant. Seriously. Oh well, time to sit back and twiddle my thumbs. And buy a potion of nectar from Laiko. (+2 TALIST, BUYING ANOTHERE NECTAR POTION) Now to act sensibly. I use the duplicator and dupe the original potion, then drink the duplicate to get back to full health.
Potion of Potential OOO Ground-Up Fluorite 1/??
Nectar Potion && Decanter of Endless Water 1/?? (Such OP much godmod)
Black King's Hat 4/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
45/50 AF Hangar (charging stopped until glitch defeated)
My Action: I cause the Blessing of Accuracy to activate, which means that all attacks this turn automatically hit and deal at least 1000 damage.
SCP Foundation Action: A golden apple (the enchanted kind that gives you regen 5 for 30 seconds) is requisitioned, and research begins.
1/3 Golden Apple Slices
I jump back and forth so fast that the flames get even bigger before landing a sick POP in Glados's eyes.
I offer Bill money for eye surgery if he helps us and apologize for the spitting part. Come on people, We may need him to defeat Binary! And even if its not, he will make our fight alot easier.....
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
45/50 AF Hangar (charging stopped until glitch defeated)
My Action: I use the Teraporter to teraport ALL the glitched sections of the map into a space the size of a single block right in front of Project Binary. Because of the sheer mass of the glitched portions of the map (since this includes the entire Far Lands), a black hole immediately erupts. The inescapable nature of the black hole traps the glitch inside it (not even light can escape a minor black hole, there is so much mass in this black hole that not even glitch matter can escape), then begins to suck in Project Binary. Also, the OP scale is broken after the glitch has effected the server for so long, so this attack cannot overflow the OP scale because the OP scale is gone.
SCP Foundation Action: A special slicing device is produced to slice the Golden Apple. Golden Apple Slices 2/3.
Antimatter Missile Station: 5/10
Midna DNA Seqencing: 15/20
Midna Ectobiology Report: 15/20
Tesla Globe:4/4 Complete!
Diminutive Computer: 2/2 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra looks at Binary.
I cannot fight him now. No one can.
She turns to Flare.
Except you. Go now. Fulfil your destiny. Use the Fez. All I can do is alchemize for after this.
She turns away.
It seems Bender has gotten himself killed again, this time due to his lame jokes. I'd prefer to teraport his backup body, but it seems that the Glitch is messing that up, so I'll have to use the appearifier.
Lothyra: I then press a button on my suit. A green flash of light appears in the middle of the platform. Bender emerges.
WHAT! I DIED AGAIN! THAT'S NO FAIR! WHY COULDN'T FRY DIE? A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, HE DIED OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHILE PROPOSING TO HIS HOT GIRLFRIEND! Good thing my little meatbag made it in the end... *sniffle*. Okay, time to actually recreate my gun!
Bender: I then alchemize Tesla Globe & Nanomag Plasma Rifle.
Lothyra: While Bender is having his rant, I alchemize Diminutive Computer -O Shrink = Microscopic Computer.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis