First, I use unspecified methods to turn myself back into a male, as I was previously a girl and no longer want to be. I've spent long enough. Second, I put on a scuba tank. This makes no sense until I pull out the Golden Globe and summon an Australium Heavy onto myself. I seal myself within the very hard and auto-healing Australium, protecting me from all damage this round. This ability is only good for this round, however. I proceed to use excess lifey energies to heal everyone.
I buy a potion of nectar from Laiko and drink it if I need to.
Amused. I suppose it's time I did something stupid. We've had a lot of colored units around here. It's high time we made a pun with one of them. I swiftly run up to Erelye, apologizing as I nick his ring. No matter what amount of rings it has it can still cast a spell, so let's capitalize on our newb influx. Three... Two... One... GO. I lift my hand, and a Final Fantasy-esque text box appears above me. It displays, in giant letters: DUN FATHOMS. Bill promptly facepalms over the horrible pun, and then they hit, causing horrible, horrible derpage to every member of the Arrival.
Still in the form of an Australium Heavy, I proceed to pull out my obligatory Australium Minigun. I proceed to quick-summon the corpse of the deadliest biological thing that was slain in DTG2 and pump it full of Australium, turning it into a more powerful Australium version, who then uses a super-suicide attack against GLaDOS, somewhat aided by me pumping her projector full of Australium.
I also ask Bill (through the use of letters as I can't speak right now) that, on the off-chance any of the players could cure him of his blindness and NOT Binary, what he would do? I'm just curious.
Hurried. I quickly return Erelye's ring, then attempt to get the Godmodder to alchemize an Exile Station and spirograph key so we can go take the fight to Aperture, forcing the Arrival to multitask. I then throw a few bottles of Five Alarm Hot Sauce around, and gift one to Laiko on the off chance that he would have any use for it in a potion. I then drink another, and become Fiesta Tempo, now with slightly ethnic clothing. I run up to Bill, use Belly of the Whale on him, and eat him whole if I even can.
0u0 I like that sword. It is very scary and looks extremely fun.
Hank gets back on his feet after the wave of projectiles from Project Binary.
He scans the remaining three combatants, then draws the Emerald Nova and points it at GLaDOS
Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Lvl 50: Wall o' Lead
I pull out Fear No Anvil and proceed to get a set of fiery drums on the scene. I then beat the drums with the hammer, producing a sick drum beat that everyone could get down to, heating the place up! Literally. There's actual fire involved in these sick drum beats. It adds to the style. Having created a fiery tempo, with actual fire, I then proceed to use Ignition on GLaDOS.
I question why all the text is in an unreadable shade of green.
Because green text is currently safe from the Glitch O'Doom we have going on.
/null
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I question why all the text is in an unreadable shade of green.
Hey, Frog! Remember the Glitch from last game, and how you had to post in a safe text? The Glitch is back in this game, and now you have to post in a safe COLOR which changes every two turns. Right now it's green.
I put too much energy into the stone, and it bursts in a ball of energy, growing stronger as it goes outward!
(Damages me, but enemies take more damage!)
10 damage to you! Project Binary and Bill are able to manipulate the code of the ball so that it grows weaker as it spreads outward! They end up taking no damage!
I then proceed to Use combat operandi PARANOIA on Bill.
3,000 damage!
Bill's eye grows red and shoots a laser beam into the sky! The Glitch absorbs it and spreads red corrupted rain throughout the entire Battlefield! It seems everyone's access to Sacred Items has been revoked for the duration of the battle!
"Hello, my name is Netpatham and I will be administering the AI coding certification today! Just a note: Any cheating will be punished with an instant, unavoidable, unchangeable, 5,000,000,000,000,000 damage to the interfering participant!
You must complete ALL the questions! Failure to complete ALL the questions will result in an instant, unavoidable, unchangeable, 100,000 points of damage!"
"Failure to complete the test in less than one minute will result in a similar 100,000 points of damage!"
1:
You must disable the code I have activated in this Sentry, making it target you! Incentive will be provided by it shooting you!
2:
Break this loop of code, from command line, without closing or pausing or causing lag with the program, and implement a way to run said code each time this program operates said section. You may not remove that section of code.
//...Godcraft code, currently running, that operates on tick
for(;true==false;){
GLaDOS.damage();
billCipher.damage();
Pr0jectB1nary.damage();
}
//...More code
3:
Code a way to disable SBURB CLIENT.~ath on this Cray Supercomputer currently running it that has just been dropped on your head. You must write it in actual binary, as well.
4:
Write a Java program that will add variables String and Object together to produce an integer variable null. For each failed attempt, you must hit yourself in the face or a suitable analogue with napalm.
5:
Break this (Java) loop while only modifying things inside the loop body of the innermost loop here (not including continuation conditions, if I must spell it out), and not changing the existing method calls or the things those methods are called on.
//The same Godcraft code...
FINAL boolean testBoolean = false;
for(;testBoolean==true;){
GLaDOS.damage();
billCipher.damage();
Pr0jectB1nary.damage();
//This sentence is false
//This sentence is false
//This sentence is false
//This sentence is false
}
//...More code
You must run the code for 5 minutes after making any change, even one character's worth, to it. This includes insertion/removal of comments. Selection of groups of characters has been disabled.
I also fire High-Energy Pellets at the testees constantly. For some added pressure.
And I disrupt their Hard-Light Avatars.
((I'm targetting, in case no-one noticed, Binary and GLaDOS.))
The Curse of Repetitiveness™ causes all test-based attacks to fail!
Project Binary and GLaDOS morph back into their cubic forms, completely dodging the pellets!
Target something, will you, Netpatham?
Seriously I can't tell whether you're attacking GLaDOS or Binary. Whatever. Curious. A pair of wands that let me cause entities to cease existing. Guess I should start with easy things. I notice a pile of Perfectly Generic Objects nearby. Perfect. I attempt to use the wands, then successfully completely erase the stupid cubes from existance. Now for something a bit trickier. I point the Rangoon at Binary. Now obviously I'm not so stupid as to think I can one-shot this idiot. However, the guns on his perspn are ripe for deletion, and I am very familiar with them. These guns don't exist, never have existed, and Binary would be an idiot for covering his body in guns and looking incredibly lame. In fact I don't even know why I'm talking about guns that don't exist, and clearly never have. Also I don't know where the notion that I took damage came from, I'm perfectly fine.
Hepheastus' Spinner and Echidna's Ender 6/11
Potion of Potential oOo Alcheemic Encyclopedia 3/??
The potion of potential is something I got for putting an awkward potion on Fine.
What Ultimatum Weaponry?
((This is what you will see when you know your attack with the weapon has worked.))
Potion of Potential OOO Alchemnic Encyclopedia = N/A
Potion ingredients have to be small things like bonemeal or dust, not things like books!
=ACTION=
I quickly sweep up IKEA's splinters, and quickly re-form his head.
WHAT-IS-THIS
WHY-DO-YOU-DO-THIS
Oh, Ikea.
I have a fate worse than death ready for you.
I then proceed to pull a special chamber out of hammerspace.
This is a chamber filled with water, and woodworms.
Have fun, bi-(EXPLETIVE REDACTED)
I quickly stuff Ikea's head in, and shut the lid.
ARGH!
BEFORE-I-GO
What? What is it?
LOCAA-IS-GONE
YOU-KILLED-YOUR-PEOPLE-IRE
AND-I-MUST-THANK-YOU-FOR-HELPING-MY-CIVILIZATION-THRIVE
He then goes silent, and the woodworms go to work.
...oh god.
You raise up all your weapons that contain salmiak, whether they be fish-oriented or otherwise. Suddenly, an incredible transformation takes place, and they all transmogrify into a giant blade of licorice! You slash at Bill, dealing 10,000 damage!
I finish the Nail pogo, and start bouncing around near good ol Glados. The nail nicks holes in the ground, and eventually the ground breaks and Glados falls!
NAIL POGO: A pogo stick with a very sharp nail at the bottom. Perfect for death from above.
GLaDOS floats using rocket propulsion, so this does nothing!
Years ago, but not many... Granger is sitting in her lab, studying an ancient book she found. Truly an magnificent book this is! It describes an ancient language, capable of invoking something called "Song Magic", which bases on conveying the emotion of the singer/speaker.
Not quite being magic, is is more of a technology about various sound-, emotion- and thought-waves. Its hard to learn a new language, but it seems like learning this one would prove usefull.
Potion of Sunshine OOO Gender Bender = Potion of Sunsong
10,000 damage to GLaDOS! Project Binary summons a set of mystical speakers and plays his own propaganda out of it, completely nullifying the song before it has a chance to attack him!
THE SILENCER: A pure grey michrophone with many interlocking gears. It makes a constant ticking noise. Upon use, it will trap its target in a soundless grey void where they are completely defenseless and susceptible to attack, allowing for attacks to be more effective against it.
Golden Sunsticks 11/11!
Preparation 7/50 (+1 from Modpack)
I examine my healing wands.
Then, I attempt to heal myself with them, for obvious reasons.
I think the only salvation here is the point that Binary has a health bar in the first place. If he does own one, he shall be slain, in time. Eventually. At one point.
Anyhow, I, after having that amazing maze to warm up my brain, have a far better idea of what to do than I did originally. Thanks for that; it was invigorating. Anyhow, I fuse a minuscule portion of the eldritch power inherent in the main energy source for the Hazel Wand, who happens to be YOG-SOTHOTH, with the surrounding fabric of reality in a manner which would prevent any other manipulations within said fabric. This, in its entirety, would slowly crush anything under not only pressure, but pure energy as well. This amount of infinitely-generative power is concentrated around GLaDOS, and would, under mundane circumstances, corrode the hard-light avatar to the point of being rendered useless. Of course, this would function as a status effect, and that is clearly not going to function in the manner I wish for it to. Therefore, the energy is all released in several, blast-less, projectile-less, ripples of energy in the fabric of reality. Pure destructive energy, that is. Under any circumstances, if any entity tries to manipulate this set of waves, whether player or Arrival, it will swiftly change its target to them.
GOLDEN SUNSTICKS: A set of green wands emblazoned with the image of a white sun. Golden energy leaks from their tips, giving the wands complete power over healing magic. It lacks much offensive capability, but it is very useful in empowering the self and allies.
{OKAY. THAT DID A LITTLE THING. NOW, HOW ABOUT I DO A BIG THING?}
???: A giant Vietnamese guy appears out of nowhere and tries to turn Project B1nary into snake wine. Yes, that is a thing. Anyway, I suddenly whip out a very unusual-looking SMG, take aim at Bill, and...
It's the Bane, from Borderlands 2. The first few shots go all over the place, but when the unusual accuracy-increasing recoil kicks in... ouch. Also, the annoying noise adds a layer of sound damage on top of those bullets. Just to add to the noise and damage, I then pull out and begin firing ANOTHER BANE, as well as spawning in a team of 15 Heavies, also wielding 2 Banes, who begin loudly yelling their voice lines at the top of their lungs. AND THEN THERE WAS BONUS DUCKS
The Mainframe: Idea! What if there was one single entity with everyone's powers? Then, if something else threatened all of reality, the entity could take care of it instantly! I'm a GENIUS! The only problem is, how do I acquire everyone's powers in the first place? If they knew what I was going to do with them, they'd probably be hesitant to help. Hmm... Perhaps it is better nobody knew the finer details... Now, something tough enough to contain so much power. Let's see... Of course, a creature made of something virtually indestructible. Made of... Bedrock. It shall have to do, although I'd prefer something much tougher. Sadly, anything tougher than Bedrock would be almost impossible to obtain, and I've got enough Bedrock in storage to possibly make a suitable entity. Hmm... Now, getting the powers of everyone, that's the hard part... Especially anyone unwilling...
Project Binary roasts the Vietnamese guy with laser vision! The Bane's shots fly around everywhere and do nothing because you didn't specify!
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
Battlefield: I heal myself with gib tsunami
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC Glados
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x24, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
My Action: I order the godmodder to deactivate his ACN turrets, then use Chuck Norris to attack Project Binary.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation attempts to exploit the glitch's effects on anomolous objects to terminate SCP-682. While they are doing that, 3 random SCPs breach containment.
Chuck Norris is so enraged at the Godmodder for forcing him to battle the Turret that if the Godmodder deactivated it, Chuck Norris would go after the Godmodder instead, which really isn't an option thanks to the Arrival!
The Glitch completely corrupts the three SCPs that enter and they turn into sheep!
Maniac: Finish alchemy. I use it to slash/poke/stab GLADoS.
Midna: A beast of unknown origins "randomly" appears, grabs Bill, and jumps into the void.
PENUMBRA PHANTASM: A completely black scythe that radiates with a ghostly light. It can manipulate shadows and darkness, modifying their shape and commanding them at will. It can even transport its users to its namesake, the Penumbra Phantasm, a world filled with shadow ready to command.
10,000 damage to GLaDOS!
Bill uses the Quills of Echidna, slays the beast, and escapes.
That maze was very stimulating. I must stress this repeatedly because I- Wait. That's it. Elä! Oculis Apertis! I was a fool! The gate lies within! I Oculus! I Oculus! The injection process was stimulated through the altar, not the Monolith! They must be the eyeholes of the mad. It could be unstable enough to forge into a keystone with the tool of precision. The Crimson Cult is a group of charlatans! Hah! I Oculus!
I cease rambling, and my slight euphoria subsides back into my grim normality. Under normal circumstances, I would just poke Bill in the eye, but that is perhaps one of the most idiotic things to do currently, as he is blind. Anyhow, I utilize a link forged by the tool of precision to briefly supercharge said tool with the unlimited fury of the Green Sun (Of course, the Tool is the Hazel Wand, and this particular link has naught to do with my outburst). The most feasible path of action would be for some form of gamma radiation burst to be released. That would be useful, if status effects were something we could use against the Arrival. Alas, this is not the case. Therefore, I channel the energy into a logistical nightmare of an experimental perversion field. Experimental, as in I have never attempted this before on entities; however, I do know what should occur in the entirety. The field instantaneously spreads through the entirety of this theoretically infinite world, being a field force based on the existence of a location/being/object. Therefore, if one wished to avoid it, they would have to void themselves from existence until the field stopped existing, which would never occur. The field specifically targets Bill. Upon creation, the field detects the existence of Bill, and exerts a force that is commonly referred to as unadulterated damage, in the form of literal damage, via abstract concept solidification. Well, not really solidification, but the removal of the physical nonexistence of damage. If, in any way, shape, or form, Bill manages to escape the pure damage, then the field force will continue to react, until he either stops existing for eternity, or kills himself, in which case it will act on the nonexistence of a particular entity, pulverizing his body to the point of no return. If he even has a body that would linger. Of course, there is no afterlife in this realm. Upon death, all living entities are sentenced to oblivion, unless they are predestined to return to the reality in which all other living beings reside. Bill, of course, is not predestined in such a manner, and will never be. As far as I can see, the only person who has been so far is Build and/or Split.
On second thought, i shouldnt have executed purger on my first post as that song quite likely kills me. Oh well, only story time this post?
Lets go to the past again, but not as much this time. Or subject of interrest, Granger, intensified her studies in the language called Hymmnos and the technology behind it. Right now she is re-reading the interaction between...
You know what, i shouldnt try to explain and make a story about it if i dont understand it myself (XDGrangerDX, the writer not Granger, the character). This was a terrible idea as is the entire thing interresting, what im writing here is likely erronous and the runes part in the last post is written in english... with the characters replaced with their respective rune.
... Reyvateil and the Song Magic Server. The Revyateils were a artifical race made by man, to aid them trough the invoking of song magic. Of course, humans are also able to use song magic, but to a much lesser degree and certain songs simply are too powerfull for man to handle, in which case the song overwhelms the singer and kills him.
Unfortunately, my wand imbued with the essence of healing is no longer useable this turn. Therefore, I heal myself in the most mundane manner possible: a form of equivalent exchange in which I sacrifice the life force of other beings to heal myself. On GodCraft, seventeen miles of lush farmland wither and die for absolutely no reason(?), healing me.
Anyhow, I cast a curse nonverbally on Bill. This is not a curse involving conspicuous projectiles or blasts. Facing enemies of this caliber require attacks that are not visible, nor tangible in this reality. Instantaneously, Bill is accosted by several hundred thousand imaginary mind demons only capable of harming, and being visible to, him. Of course, this course of action is one doomed to fail. As such, it is a poorly-devised diversion. These demons will likely not pose a threat whatsoever. However, that is the point. If, under any circumstances, Bill manages to kill an imaginary demon, said demon will release the whole of its life-force in a singular, unending explosion of utter oblivion. These explosions will only cease if Bill is harmed by them, releasing the energy in a destructive aftershock. However, if Bill decides to not harm these demons, they will slowly murder him. The other Arrival members cannot actually aid in the defeating of these demons, as they only exist to Bill. These demons, upon being forced to convert to the Arrival side via any forms of mind control, will instantaneously release their energy in a manner which will drag Bill towards the blast, disabling teleportational abilities (and any other forms of movement) through the astral distortion initiated by the curse. The curse is lifted only after Bill manages to eradicate every demon, a task which will entail taking excessively vast amounts of damage, as there are indeed several hundred thousand of the maleficent beasts.
Bill, being a master of the mind, knows the full capabilities of these demons! He deals 1 damage to all of them so that they can't slowly murder him, and then places a mental lock on them, shoving them away in the darkest recesses of his unfathomable subconscious! If they manage to claw their way out, he can just do it again...
@Twin: Actually, more missiles will hit because the duplicated missiles can make more missiles. So, I think it would actually be 2^100,000,000 missiles.
@Nimble: Huh... cool idea. However, the only item I have is this wrench, so I'll use it on that.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Wilson's charges A: 3/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x4 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
Oh, whats this? Is there anything in it? He places two presents back into the envelope and sends it back, one for Blue and one for Red. The one for Blue is small, rectangular, and turquoise. Inside is a small wrench adorned with blue gems. This is a 5 post charge that can be used to either heal a mechanical target or speed up a mechanical charge by 5. The one for Red is even smaller and crimson. Inside is a golden quill, which is also a 5 post charge. It can be used for text based magic.
Huh, strange interruption. ... I need to fight. Wilson leaps forward and heals Fseftr with one of his woolen bandages. He also looks over to where Netpatham and Erelye are arguing. Pity... one would hope we would all get along in the time of Ragnarok, at least for a little bit. I need to get in on this novel writing method of attack, so... here we go.
Anyway, Merry Christmas! Now then, these invaders came to this world, so lets give them a good show. I might be a little rusty with this... The last time I did something like this was back in that tree... He looks into the Grid to see the chaos it has become. Random forces are pulling in every direction, tearing away at everything around. Space seems to randomly collapse and expand and lurch in seemingly impossible directions, giving Wilson a sense of seasickness. An idea enters Wilson's head. He grabs ahold of two particles and slams them together, causing them to explode into a fireworks show of universal springs and gears, the fabric of reality. He sifts through the graceful mess and picks out one force in particular. Using this one example of the force like a lens, he see the other manifestations of this force all around him, caught up in the whirling chaos. Wilson makes some intricate gestures, trying to bend the force to his will. Now... just a little... ow, not that... maybe if I... Ha! He slams his paw down, ignoring the pain that such manipulations bring. His eyes shine brightly as he calmly walks towards Shattered Bill. The world is chaos, a massive storm of particles and energy held together by a few key forces. We are but dust, and to dust we shall return. Dust... to dust. He faces Shattered Bill and waves his paw in a wide arc, sending a cascade of disruption towards Bill. Anything hit by this cascade starts to slowly, horribly, fall apart, disintegrating into a mess of basic particles. Just for a little, I've disabled the Strong Nuclear Force, that force which holds together protons in atoms. This leaves the Electro-Magnetic Force free reign to fling your very composition apart. Like repels like after all. Wilson then quickly turns and scampers off, wincing against the pain he's caused himself. Thats one of the three ultimate attacks I have planned for Wilson.
Attacks: 38/50 + 1/50 + 50/50 spent on above attack, transferred from wealth.
Potion of strength and Potion of Vis done. What do these do?
+3 potions
Aww... couldn't that last attack have done at least some damage? Oh well. My attack was that 50 post charge above.
+3 HP to fseftr!
30,000 damage to Bill!
POTION OF VIS: A potion of liquid vis. Imbued with profound magical energy.
POTION OF STRENGTH: A maroon potion. Drinking it increases attack power to minicrit status for one attack.
=CHARGE=
-10 / 10- Grey Centimeters -> EXECUTE. (+2 from Modpack)
+2 to Modpack
=EXECUTE=
I quickly create five special rounds, designed to be used by the Redux Railgun.
I load them in, and take fire at Bill's Eye.
BLAM!
The shots land around Bill's eye.
And then, grey, bladed tentacles come out, and repeatedly slash Bill's eye for massive damage.
=ACTION=
I then shoot myself with THE OTHER SIDE for heals.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I heal someone (prioritizing me) with advanced warfare
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x15, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 1/11
Gib Tsunami > Fine 1/11
-Elsewhere-
There is a letter.
A black debit card is in the envelope. Also included, somehow, are 10 potions of critmist. A note is attached to one of them, "Perhaps you can put these to better use, Wilson."
+4 HP to you!
Advanced Warfare > Fine = Duty Calls (Level 9: 1/10)
Gib Tsunami > Fine = Gib Typhoon (Level 9: 1/10)
First, I use unspecified methods to turn myself back into a male, as I was previously a girl and no longer want to be. I've spent long enough. Second, I put on a scuba tank. This makes no sense until I pull out the Golden Globe and summon an Australium Heavy onto myself. I seal myself within the very hard and auto-healing Australium, protecting me from all damage this round. This ability is only good for this round, however. I proceed to use excess lifey energies to heal everyone.
I buy a potion of nectar from Laiko and drink it if I need to.
Amused. I suppose it's time I did something stupid. We've had a lot of colored units around here. It's high time we made a pun with one of them. I swiftly run up to Erelye, apologizing as I nick his ring. No matter what amount of rings it has it can still cast a spell, so let's capitalize on our newb influx. Three... Two... One... GO. I lift my hand, and a Final Fantasy-esque text box appears above me. It displays, in giant letters: DUN FATHOMS. Bill promptly facepalms over the horrible pun, and then they hit, causing horrible, horrible derpage to every member of the Arrival.
Hepheastus' Spinner and Echidna's Ender 7/11
Alchemic Potion 4/??
3,000 damage to Bill and GLaDOS! Project Binary is immune to derp!
Still in the form of an Australium Heavy, I proceed to pull out my obligatory Australium Minigun. I proceed to quick-summon the corpse of the deadliest biological thing that was slain in DTG2 and pump it full of Australium, turning it into a more powerful Australium version, who then uses a super-suicide attack against GLaDOS, somewhat aided by me pumping her projector full of Australium.
I also ask Bill (through the use of letters as I can't speak right now) that, on the off-chance any of the players could cure him of his blindness and NOT Binary, what he would do? I'm just curious.
The corpsesummon fails due to the "no resummoning entities" rule!
BILL: WELL, LET'S BE H0NEST. 1F B1NARY 0VER HERE CAN'T EVEN C0ME UP W1TH S0METH1NG, 1 D0UBT ANY 0F Y0U C0ULD. BUT, 0N THE 0FF-CHANCE THAT Y0U M1GHT BE ABLE T0... PERHAPS WE C0ULD ARRANGE A... DEAL.
Hurried. I quickly return Erelye's ring, then attempt to get the Godmodder to alchemize an Exile Station and spirograph key so we can go take the fight to Aperture, forcing the Arrival to multitask. I then throw a few bottles of Five Alarm Hot Sauce around, and gift one to Laiko on the off chance that he would have any use for it in a potion. I then drink another, and become Fiesta Tempo, now with slightly ethnic clothing. I run up to Bill, use Belly of the Whale on him, and eat him whole if I even can.
Alchemies bluh bluh.
If you leave, GodCraft gets destroyed in its entirety, including any chance of rebuilding Minecraft. Not an option.
Bill smacks you with a pinata so you lose the ethnic clothing, because he thinks this silly ethnic crap is getting really old really fast.
0u0 I like that sword. It is very scary and looks extremely fun.
Hank gets back on his feet after the wave of projectiles from Project Binary.
He scans the remaining three combatants, then draws the Emerald Nova and points it at GLaDOS
Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Lvl 50: Wall o' Lead
You use the EMERALD NOVA, dealing 20,000 damage to GLaDOS! The status effects glitch out, but the next three attacks against GLaDOS will minicrit!
I pull out Fear No Anvil and proceed to get a set of fiery drums on the scene. I then beat the drums with the hammer, producing a sick drum beat that everyone could get down to, heating the place up! Literally. There's actual fire involved in these sick drum beats. It adds to the style. Having created a fiery tempo, with actual fire, I then proceed to use Ignition on GLaDOS.
Bill decides to put a lock on the Echeladder entirely. It would take one hell of an attack to unlock it. Besides, this will now force you to think of creative attacks rather than hiding behind a one-line special!
New safetext: Red. #FF0000. Ugh. This feels... Wrong.
The Glitch Ball continues to charge up! It doesn't seem like there's much you can do about it... Project Binary uses the Glitch's powers and sends massive beams of corruption out, dealing 15 damage to generic, NinjaV, Flare Flames, Serpent, and piono! GLaDOS unleashes the might of several deadly lasers, dealing 15 damage to Netpatham and Granger, killing the latter! She attempts to attack Modpack, but he is defense-buffed! Bill attempts to attack Tazz, but cannot penetrate the Australium Armor! He kills TT, K4yne, and Maniac instead!
The Godmodder, once again, deals 30,000 damage to GLaDOS and Bill! He looks at the Red Tooth he alchemized, and decides that now would be a good time to further his own alchemy chain...
The Banhammer && Red Tooth = The Blacklister
Wait a minute... His arm broke. He'll need a new one of those.
Hard-Light Cannon && Banhammer && Omega Glove || Left Arm = Godarm Deluxe
Perfect.
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy the Glitch's Wrath!
> All: Defeat the Arrival Forces once and for all!
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
THE GLITCH'S WRATH: [0]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 80% SERVER INTEGRITY: 25% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0% FACTION INTEGRITY: 0% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48% CODE INTEGRITY: 65% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65% PLAYABILITY: 60% SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.
Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.
The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
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Oh god. split's text coloя.
expect him to яetuяи and kill us all... foя good.
aиyways, I Slam A 10x10 block of obsidiaи into GLaDOS
I theи quickly gяab Sub-Blight caииoи, a Eldaи Claw and A keyblade from my data baиks and alchemize them.
Sub-Blight Cannon && Eldan Claw && Keyblade || Right Hand (1/3)
All of a sudden, Lothyra materializes, full armor and all, in the middle of the place we are fighting in.
Lothyra: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... oh. I'm back.
She has a visibly disturbed face and also has a single tear running down her eye.
Lothyra: Sorry. I was emotionally compromised. Now it's time to return to the subject matter of the lower extremity application to the humanoid prosterior and the rythmic compression and decompression of sap-like organic matter.
Antimatter Missile Station: 2/10
Midna DNA Sequencing: 12/20
Midna Ectobiology Report: 12/20
Microscopic Transmitter: 2/2 Complete!
==Actions==
Bender: My new gun is going to be good... Wait, only level 8!
Bender: I then cancel the Tesla Nanorifle. Instead, I alchemize Tesla Star > Fine. I also throw Dark Matter at GLaDOS.
Lothyra: Hmm. The nanobot components seem to be going fine... Oh wait.
Lothyra: I CAN'T BELIEVE
Lothyra: I then alchemize (Smallest version of Computer Alchemy part, if the Computer was already shrunk in the past) -O Shrink. I also shoot iAntimak and throw Troper's Antimatter Armor at GLaDOS.
My Action: I mind-wipe Chuck Norris so that he does not know that he wasted time on the ACN turret, then mind control him and order him to attack Project Binary while telling the godmodder to shut down the ACN turrets (and proving that Chuck Norris is under my control and will not attack him).
SCP Foundation Action: Foundation operatives attempt to break into and reverse engineer an ACN turret.
GEE IT SURE IS A GOOD THING THAT I BOUGHT THAT POTION OF NECTAR FROM LAIKO AND AM CURRENTLY USING IT TO HEAL FROM WHAT WOULD HAVE SURELY BEEN MY DEATH IF NOT FOR TWIN'S NEGLIGENCE. YES THAT IS CERTAINLY VERY GOOD. IT IS ALSO GOOD THAT I AM BUYING ANOTHER. In all seriousness though I certainly am glad to be alive. And profiting off of Twin's mistakes. IN DAMAGE. To others, not me. Obviously. Also, in case any of you are panicking over the glitch ball about to hit us... What glitch ball? I have no idea what you are talking about. There is certainly no such thing, and not just because I may have used my Octoroon Rangoon. Duh. It just never existed. Jeez. Also I totally am wearing Notch's Crossbow Armor right now, giving me more defense for the moment.
Bluh. Hephaestus' Spinner and Echidnas' Ender 9/11
King's Hat && Ring of Orbs Fourfold 1/11
Also since I have revealed all of the Cascade armor items, it's time to preview the final result. Cascade Limbs and Hat && Dark Knight armor (Starbound).
"Last calculation, she was not phone, but then once on Pallas it was artificially describing pregnant minutes. Understanding the mirth unwritten rule, the seventeenth projector excused its car. Without pertaining our acts, carving concatenations is impossible. If and only if without the void can the young man persecuting. Thirty classes passing standardizes the unbinilium protocol - aspirated virtual carts setting scarves within biodegradability. Newlywed scripts embed textually, instantiating versicles upon the Ebola River. In Babylon and diagonally, with dodecagonal births planning the several rebellions operating within the computing externalities. A tin can matched in secondary terms the fourteenth limb of the truck's breaths. When flies exterminate the green Haskell potato, it serves to inverse generate vertigo. Finals activate sectors externally within military vehicles, holding hollowed manuscripts upon the feces jokes. Prepositional vectors clearly assimilate expectant locks cancelled under lightly, allowing tripods to horizontally escape lorem ipsum text cracking domesticated batteries. Forever, needlestick chapters decree tcation of Calculation to be undertaken with a yaw of Superman while nine is one. And that is why you are currently corrupting your own data.."
GLaDOS gets processing errors and corrupts herself from the sheer randomness and nonsensicality of what I just said.
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Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyyks && Nightmare Fuel = Inky Door (Level 8: 3/9)
Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = Glitchrender (Level 8: 3/9)
Wow, almost out of time. Bluh.
First, I use unspecified methods to turn myself back into a male, as I was previously a girl and no longer want to be. I've spent long enough. Second, I put on a scuba tank. This makes no sense until I pull out the Golden Globe and summon an Australium Heavy onto myself. I seal myself within the very hard and auto-healing Australium, protecting me from all damage this round. This ability is only good for this round, however. I proceed to use excess lifey energies to heal everyone.
Amused. I suppose it's time I did something stupid. We've had a lot of colored units around here. It's high time we made a pun with one of them. I swiftly run up to Erelye, apologizing as I nick his ring. No matter what amount of rings it has it can still cast a spell, so let's capitalize on our newb influx. Three... Two... One... GO. I lift my hand, and a Final Fantasy-esque text box appears above me. It displays, in giant letters: DUN FATHOMS. Bill promptly facepalms over the horrible pun, and then they hit, causing horrible, horrible derpage to every member of the Arrival.
Hepheastus' Spinner and Echidna's Ender 7/11
Alchemic Potion 4/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyyks && Nightmare Fuel = Inky Door (Level 8: 4/9)
Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = Glitchrender (Level 8: 4/9)
Still in the form of an Australium Heavy, I proceed to pull out my obligatory Australium Minigun. I proceed to quick-summon the corpse of the deadliest biological thing that was slain in DTG2 and pump it full of Australium, turning it into a more powerful Australium version, who then uses a super-suicide attack against GLaDOS, somewhat aided by me pumping her projector full of Australium.
I also ask Bill (through the use of letters as I can't speak right now) that, on the off-chance any of the players could cure him of his blindness and NOT Binary, what he would do? I'm just curious.
Alchemies bluh bluh.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Hank gets back on his feet after the wave of projectiles from Project Binary.
He scans the remaining three combatants, then draws the Emerald Nova and points it at GLaDOS
Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Lvl 50: Wall o' Lead
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyyks && Nightmare Fuel = Inky Door (Level 8: 5/9)
Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = Glitchrender (Level 8: 5/9)
Piono parody mode, activating! Bottle && Ranch Dressing Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I pull out Fear No Anvil and proceed to get a set of fiery drums on the scene. I then beat the drums with the hammer, producing a sick drum beat that everyone could get down to, heating the place up! Literally. There's actual fire involved in these sick drum beats. It adds to the style. Having created a fiery tempo, with actual fire, I then proceed to use Ignition on GLaDOS.
/null
I think you were in DTG 1. It's a long story. Read the last few updates to learn more.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Hello Frog, and welcome. Basically, a glitch has invaded the server, and we have to post in a safe text, which, as of right now, is lime green. /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Because green text is currently safe from the Glitch O'Doom we have going on.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Hey, Frog! Remember the Glitch from last game, and how you had to post in a safe text? The Glitch is back in this game, and now you have to post in a safe COLOR which changes every two turns. Right now it's green.
/null
10 damage to you! Project Binary and Bill are able to manipulate the code of the ball so that it grows weaker as it spreads outward! They end up taking no damage!
3,000 damage!
Bill's eye grows red and shoots a laser beam into the sky! The Glitch absorbs it and spreads red corrupted rain throughout the entire Battlefield! It seems everyone's access to Sacred Items has been revoked for the duration of the battle!
The Curse of Repetitiveness™ causes all test-based attacks to fail!
Project Binary and GLaDOS morph back into their cubic forms, completely dodging the pellets!
How do you disrupt their hard-light avatars?
The Arrival is immune to all status effects!
What Ultimatum Weaponry?
((This is what you will see when you know your attack with the weapon has worked.))
Potion of Potential OOO Alchemnic Encyclopedia = N/A
Potion ingredients have to be small things like bonemeal or dust, not things like books!
Does nothing!
Bill is already shattered! Does nothing!
3,000 damage to both!
The missiles deal an additional 2,000 damage to GLaDOS!
The EMP causes GLaDOS' avatar to flicker for a second, but it is then restored to normalcy!
+1 HP to all injured players!
3,000 damage to GLaDOS!
There are none left!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 FISHTECH - SALMIAK SLICE
You raise up all your weapons that contain salmiak, whether they be fish-oriented or otherwise. Suddenly, an incredible transformation takes place, and they all transmogrify into a giant blade of licorice! You slash at Bill, dealing 10,000 damage!
NAIL POGO: A pogo stick with a very sharp nail at the bottom. Perfect for death from above.
GLaDOS floats using rocket propulsion, so this does nothing!
Potion of Sunshine OOO Gender Bender = Potion of Sunsong
10,000 damage to GLaDOS! Project Binary summons a set of mystical speakers and plays his own propaganda out of it, completely nullifying the song before it has a chance to attack him!
THE SILENCER: A pure grey michrophone with many interlocking gears. It makes a constant ticking noise. Upon use, it will trap its target in a soundless grey void where they are completely defenseless and susceptible to attack, allowing for attacks to be more effective against it.
GOLDEN SUNSTICKS: A set of green wands emblazoned with the image of a white sun. Golden energy leaks from their tips, giving the wands complete power over healing magic. It lacks much offensive capability, but it is very useful in empowering the self and allies.
+5 HP to you!
8,000 damage to GLaDOS!
Project Binary roasts the Vietnamese guy with laser vision! The Bane's shots fly around everywhere and do nothing because you didn't specify!
7,000 damage to GLaDOS!
+4 HP!
4,000 damage to GLaDOS!
Chuck Norris is so enraged at the Godmodder for forcing him to battle the Turret that if the Godmodder deactivated it, Chuck Norris would go after the Godmodder instead, which really isn't an option thanks to the Arrival!
The Glitch completely corrupts the three SCPs that enter and they turn into sheep!
8,000 damage to GLaDOS!
Talist earns the Glitch Gem!
Modpack defense-buffed!
PENUMBRA PHANTASM: A completely black scythe that radiates with a ghostly light. It can manipulate shadows and darkness, modifying their shape and commanding them at will. It can even transport its users to its namesake, the Penumbra Phantasm, a world filled with shadow ready to command.
10,000 damage to GLaDOS!
Bill uses the Quills of Echidna, slays the beast, and escapes.
11,000 damage to Bill!
GLaDOS didn't hear you because she is too busy thinking of ways to nullify paradoxes.
BILL: W0W, Y0U REALLY ARE AN 1D10T! 1'M ALREADY BL1ND, REMEMBER?
POTION OF SUNSONG: A potion that, when drunk, allows the user to change night to day and day to night, but only once.
Bill, being a master of the mind, knows the full capabilities of these demons! He deals 1 damage to all of them so that they can't slowly murder him, and then places a mental lock on them, shoving them away in the darkest recesses of his unfathomable subconscious! If they manage to claw their way out, he can just do it again...
It's not a Combat Operandi! It's a Battle Technique!
5,000 damage!
+3 HP to fseftr!
30,000 damage to Bill!
POTION OF VIS: A potion of liquid vis. Imbued with profound magical energy.
POTION OF STRENGTH: A maroon potion. Drinking it increases attack power to minicrit status for one attack.
10,000 damage to Bill!
+4 HP!
+2 HP to both!
+4 HP to you!
Advanced Warfare > Fine = Duty Calls (Level 9: 1/10)
Gib Tsunami > Fine = Gib Typhoon (Level 9: 1/10)
The core is intangible due to being a ghost and phases right through the platform!
6,000 damage to Bill!
You are protected from all attacks this turn!
+1 HP to all injured players!
3,000 damage to Bill and GLaDOS! Project Binary is immune to derp!
The corpsesummon fails due to the "no resummoning entities" rule!
BILL: WELL, LET'S BE H0NEST. 1F B1NARY 0VER HERE CAN'T EVEN C0ME UP W1TH S0METH1NG, 1 D0UBT ANY 0F Y0U C0ULD. BUT, 0N THE 0FF-CHANCE THAT Y0U M1GHT BE ABLE T0... PERHAPS WE C0ULD ARRANGE A... DEAL.
If you leave, GodCraft gets destroyed in its entirety, including any chance of rebuilding Minecraft. Not an option.
Bill smacks you with a pinata so you lose the ethnic clothing, because he thinks this silly ethnic crap is getting really old really fast.
You use the EMERALD NOVA, dealing 20,000 damage to GLaDOS! The status effects glitch out, but the next three attacks against GLaDOS will minicrit!
Bottle && Ranch Dressing Majjyyks = Ranch Dressing Bottle (Level 1: 1/2)
Bill decides to put a lock on the Echeladder entirely. It would take one hell of an attack to unlock it. Besides, this will now force you to think of creative attacks rather than hiding behind a one-line special!
New safetext: Red. #FF0000. Ugh. This feels... Wrong.
The Glitch Ball continues to charge up! It doesn't seem like there's much you can do about it... Project Binary uses the Glitch's powers and sends massive beams of corruption out, dealing 15 damage to generic, NinjaV, Flare Flames, Serpent, and piono! GLaDOS unleashes the might of several deadly lasers, dealing 15 damage to Netpatham and Granger, killing the latter! She attempts to attack Modpack, but he is defense-buffed! Bill attempts to attack Tazz, but cannot penetrate the Australium Armor! He kills TT, K4yne, and Maniac instead!
The Godmodder, once again, deals 30,000 damage to GLaDOS and Bill! He looks at the Red Tooth he alchemized, and decides that now would be a good time to further his own alchemy chain...
The Banhammer && Red Tooth = The Blacklister
Wait a minute... His arm broke. He'll need a new one of those.
Hard-Light Cannon && Banhammer && Omega Glove || Left Arm = Godarm Deluxe
Perfect.
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy the Glitch's Wrath!
> All: Defeat the Arrival Forces once and for all!
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
THE GLITCH'S WRATH: [0]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 80%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 25%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48%
CODE INTEGRITY: 65%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65%
PLAYABILITY: 60%
SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
Project Binary: [01] HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000.
Ghost of GLaDOS: [01] HP: 232,000/800,000.
Shattered Bill: [01] HP: 689,500/1,000,000.
Glitch Ball: [???] Charging up in two turns!
~
insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 5/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 5/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 11/20.
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 20/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 20/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 7/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 20/20.
TT2000: [???] HP: 0/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 20/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 5/20.
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 20/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 20/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 20/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 7/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 20/20.
OverlordXcano: [???] HP: 20/20.
Flare Flames: [???] HP: 5/20.
Homerharry: [???] HP: 20/20.
YellowPie84: [???] HP: 12/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 5/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 0/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 18/20.
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 2/30.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 0/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 0/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 7/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 7/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 20/20.
~
Mech Buster Cannon: [???] HP: 177,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIIIContract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: IIIChaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???.Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III DISABLED (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Sacred Items:
12 Hog Slop
20 Elf Tears
6 Pie Filling
18 Weasel Snot
Nail Pogo && Lighter!
I also decide that, since I'm sick, to spit on Bill on the chances of getting him sicked out.
If not, well its still gross so yeah.
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
expect him to яetuяи and kill us all... foя good.
aиyways, I Slam A 10x10 block of obsidiaи into GLaDOS
I theи quickly gяab Sub-Blight caииoи, a Eldaи Claw and A keyblade from my data baиks and alchemize them.
Sub-Blight Cannon && Eldan Claw && Keyblade || Right Hand (1/3)
I'll be making my great escape now!
Lothyra: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... oh. I'm back.
She has a visibly disturbed face and also has a single tear running down her eye.
Lothyra: Sorry. I was emotionally compromised. Now it's time to return to the subject matter of the lower extremity application to the humanoid prosterior and the rythmic compression and decompression of sap-like organic matter.
Antimatter Missile Station: 2/10
Midna DNA Sequencing: 12/20
Midna Ectobiology Report: 12/20
Microscopic Transmitter: 2/2 Complete!
==Actions==
Bender: My new gun is going to be good... Wait, only level 8!
Bender: I then cancel the Tesla Nanorifle. Instead, I alchemize Tesla Star > Fine. I also throw Dark Matter at GLaDOS.
Lothyra: Hmm. The nanobot components seem to be going fine... Oh wait.
Lothyra: I CAN'T BELIEVE
Lothyra: I then alchemize (Smallest version of Computer Alchemy part, if the Computer was already shrunk in the past) -O Shrink. I also shoot iAntimak and throw Troper's Antimatter Armor at GLaDOS.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
43/50 AF Hangar
My Action: I mind-wipe Chuck Norris so that he does not know that he wasted time on the ACN turret, then mind control him and order him to attack Project Binary while telling the godmodder to shut down the ACN turrets (and proving that Chuck Norris is under my control and will not attack him).
SCP Foundation Action: Foundation operatives attempt to break into and reverse engineer an ACN turret.
Bluh. Hephaestus' Spinner and Echidnas' Ender 9/11
King's Hat && Ring of Orbs Fourfold 1/11
Also since I have revealed all of the Cascade armor items, it's time to preview the final result. Cascade Limbs and Hat && Dark Knight armor (Starbound).
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Chemocide && Polonium-210 1/11?
SCP-009 && M134 Minigun 1/?
I deliver the following speech to GLaDOS:
"Last calculation, she was not phone, but then once on Pallas it was artificially describing pregnant minutes. Understanding the mirth unwritten rule, the seventeenth projector excused its car. Without pertaining our acts, carving concatenations is impossible. If and only if without the void can the young man persecuting. Thirty classes passing standardizes the unbinilium protocol - aspirated virtual carts setting scarves within biodegradability. Newlywed scripts embed textually, instantiating versicles upon the Ebola River. In Babylon and diagonally, with dodecagonal births planning the several rebellions operating within the computing externalities. A tin can matched in secondary terms the fourteenth limb of the truck's breaths. When flies exterminate the green Haskell potato, it serves to inverse generate vertigo. Finals activate sectors externally within military vehicles, holding hollowed manuscripts upon the feces jokes. Prepositional vectors clearly assimilate expectant locks cancelled under lightly, allowing tripods to horizontally escape lorem ipsum text cracking domesticated batteries. Forever, needlestick chapters decree tcation of Calculation to be undertaken with a yaw of Superman while nine is one. And that is why you are currently corrupting your own data.."
GLaDOS gets processing errors and corrupts herself from the sheer randomness and nonsensicality of what I just said.