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Preparation 11/50 (+1 from Modpack)


+1 to Modpack x2.

I alchemize Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious && Eye's Pyramidion && Infinity Rune (Insanity) 1/???, as well as Problem Sooth && Neural Disruptor && Magifrost Unmelting && Infinity Rune (Draining) 1/???. A Neural Disruptor, in this case, is a device specially designed to slow the speed of neuronic activity within the brain in specified targets. Not the user. I wish to learn as much as I may in the universe, especially in the arcane arts.

In a sudden burst of insight, I decide to do away with as many projectile-based attacks as I may for the rest of this fight. Transuniversal esoterica are far more powerful. And effective. Sadly, half the methods in this sequence of possible events would violate Nartheon's Fifth Law. Therefore, I go with the second, far more plausible (and possible) action. I subtly influence the flow of spacetime in the general area (first activating a temporal anchor ward to prevent any business on the time half) by allowing it to accelerate existential fabric rapidly, by way of highly advanced telekinetic ability, and an immensely complex focal manipulation with the Hazel Wand. The fabric shifts immensely, to the point of causing minor rips into Nihil Magna, a particularly risky affair. Nox appears to bleed from the spatial-temporal wound, dripping into the oblivion infinitely below. Nothing appears to occur for several seconds. Instantaneously, the most horrendous, animalistic chorus of horrific agonized-sounding sentient life shatters the silence. Billions of voices. The voices of the imminently deceased. If only the Arrival members were harmed by sound. However, it does serve as an adequate distraction. Functionally, I could just create some sort of sonic black hole or summon a bird, but that would be ridiculous. Instead, I cast another existential-radius curse, which is to say a curse that functions upon the existence of a being, this time upon GLaDOS. Instantaneously, the smell of rotten eggs and ozone fills the area, slowly growing stronger. Then, a burst of violet light is seen as bolts of amethyst electricity erupt from within GLaDOS, immediately fusing themselves with her, causing the highly destructive energy of the recondite power to be blasted directly into her from within. From this point, the energized lightning ceases. The screams of the soon-to-be-dead slowly fade as the spatial wounds heal, the Nox fading into ink. I utilize the inherent energy within this healing process, and turn it to... my own purposes. Instantaneously, explosions of rampant energy rocket across the platform containing the Arrival, mainly focusing around GLaDOS. They vent out all their energy, transforming into Flux Gas. Wielding my alchemical abilities, I transmute this viscous fluid into Liquid Death. Naturally, it will not affect the Arrival, as I cannot use physical objects against them. Therefore, I fuse it with the Aura, creating an aura of death around the Arrival platform, slowly venting its Mortuus Vis into GLaDOS.

I Alchemize: The Dakkanator && Minigun Minigun Minigun Minigun {A minigun with miniguns for barrels that have miniguns for barrels that also have miniguns for barrels.} && Infinity Book 1/?

Incidentally, The Straightshooter 5/5

I also Alchemize: Dual Swords && Thanitite {A metal once mined in a more easily-accessible suburb of Hel, has direct ties to Thanatos, Greek God of Death [Hades was God of the Underworld, not death itself]} && Runebinding of Impossible Agility && The Blood of a God, Slain by My own Hand 1/?

All charges Progress!

I sprint in circles around GLaDOS, using my armor's inbuilt VASIMR device to accelerate near hypersonic speeds, then leap directly through the center of her Hardlight Avatar, the Monochromic radiation from my unstable reactor interfering with the precise wavelengths required to maintain solidity!

POST 1;
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil || Christmas Star = Point of Origin (Level 10: 2/11)
Twig of Yggdrasil || Tinsel = Constellate Decor (Level 10: 2/11)
Pure Conch Energy || Christmas Ordainments = Conchnaments (Level 10: 2/11)

MY INVENTORY
Potions: 1x Nightshade, 2x Frostbite
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idleing.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): I use the Silver Eye on the GLaDOS Projection.
Well then.
Bill Horizons flots up near Shattered Bill.
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done
whyHelloBill
niceToSeeYou
justSoYouKnow
imNotFromThisTrifecta
startingAttackCoroutine





Abilities
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SIDEQUEST

Quote from Talist»

-snip-
@Nimble: Huh... cool idea. However, the only item I have is this wrench, so I'll use it on that.
-snip-

Corruption spills forth from the Gem. A haze covers the area.
Your sword is removed from the front of your wrench.
The gem throbs a dull purple, and you insert it where the sword used to be.











Immense light fades. A corrupted aura fades from the wrench. Everything around you has been covered in a fine layer of Taint.
Corrupting goop fills puddles.
You look at what has been created.
It is a dark purple, semi-opaque crystal open-ended wrench. There is a gem throbbing purple, lodged in the center of the wrench.
You got the...

Glitch Wrench:
The Glitch Gem has morphed the Aura Wrench into the Glitch Wrench. The Wrench now draws it's power from the world itself, feeding off bugs and glitches. This Wrench can be used to, "Wrench open reality." The Wrench is able to open a hole to many different dimensional planes, some directly affecting Godcraft itself. For example, there are multiple realms in which the Java code for Godcraft is stored. This Wrench has a 4 turn cooldown, and it's function is what was stated above, to modify and exploit any dimensional plane in existence.

You know, they say we have some godmodding powers. Can we summon turrets? Ah, whatever, it's a mod too I'll just build some normally.

I build a bunch of Turrets. They play a song, VERY LOUDLY.

I then flip a switch and they expend all their ammunition on GLaDOS. Said ammunition consisting of explosively-decohering hard-light.

((Disrupting Hard Light...With the Hard-Light Projector-Disruptor....By the way...))

Oh, yes. One more thing. I disrupt the hard-light avatar of GLaDOS, and if/when she retreats in to block form, I block her in with the most impermeable block one can obtain on Godcraft. Preferably Bedrock, but Erelye and I are on bad terms so I doubt that I have any.

But wait, one more thing! BILLY MAYS logs in briefly, from the grave, and pitches B1nary on the benefits of the newest Micro-Micro-Micro-Micro-MicroProcessor DeLUXE, now with ADVANCED STAIN-FIGHTING TECHNOLOGY! He buys one! It is delivered to the Conclave and installed!

It then fries his circuitry because he just installed a tub of OxiClean (r).

GLaDOS buys twenty, but she just installs them on the spaces cores normally go. Not much of a change there.

=TURN ONE=

>Hey Twin, my One Flip last turn wasn't used. Could you fix this?

=CHARGE=
-1 / 50- Dragoon
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 10 on GlaDOS.

{DUDE. I SPECIFIED A TARGET FOR THAT ATTACK. IT WAS AIMED AT BILL. DO YOU EVEN READ WHAT I'M TYPING? OH, AND WHOEVER'S DOING THE WEB COMIC, CHANGE THAT TO "DO YOU EVEN SEE WHAT I'M DOING?" COME TO THINK OF IT, WHOEVER MAKES THE FLASH ANIMATION... YEAH, YOU CAN DO THAT ONE ON YOUR OWN. PROBABLY. ASSUMING A WEBCOMIC AND FLASH OF THIS GAME ARE EVER MADE, WHICH THEY SHOULD BE BECAUSE WE PRETTY MUCH AGREED ON IT.}

???: I examine Binary's health bar, wondering why it is so absurdly high, while simultaneously firing off Baneblade Pistols at both Bill and GhostDOS (GlaDOS ghost). To clarify, I'm not talking about the already existing Baneblade pistols that fire the same rounds that Baneblades use, I'm talking about a pistol that fires Baneblades. Why? Because there's a duck sitting on your shoulder.

Real World: The duck sitting on Twin's shoulder quacks, then flies away to sit elsewhere, staring at him.

??? again: Ducks get into everything, you know. Nobody ever things to make their stuff duck-proof. Don't worry, I read her feathers - she's a female duck, by the way - and there's no sign of anything different from a normal duck. Maybe you could convert it into a cyborg laser duck or something, but it'd be interesting to see how long a -1 Super Weight creature can last.

The Mainframe: Let's see... I think the regular bipedal humanoid shape should do. Nothing wrong with a classic design. Bedrock is a very hard substance to work with, though, so I'd better get it right the first time. Hmmm... Bah, it'll do. Begin construction. (Y'all don't really need to worry about this part until DTG3 by the way.)

Preparation 13/50 (+1 from Gerbil/Nimble)

Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious && Eye's Pyramidion && Infinity Rune (Insanity) 2/???
Problem Sooth && Neural Disruptor && Magifrost Unmelting && Infinity Rune (Draining) 2/???

I am going to assume that Binary will only be able to be harmed once we have killed/sent off/aided the other two, if at all directly. I alchemize Awkward Potion OOO Salis Mundus 1/???.

Anyhow, I subtly influence the laws of electromagnetism with pure arcana. Which is to say the manipulation of light with the Hazel Wand. There is absolutely no need to be secretive about attacks such as this at this point, as it will only detriment us. Anyways, this ability is mainly derived from the easy manipulation of spacetime with a temporal anchor ward, with a slight bit more pure darkness. This provides an open gate to attacking an entity with a hard light avatar. Hah. Using this method, I distort the avatar of GLaDOS with what could safely be assumed is pure mental abilities, though that would be completely inaccurate, and would not actually describe this whatsoever. Regardless, her avatar becomes more and more distorted over a relatively short period of time, slowly melting into Lux essentia. Yes, a hard-light avatar, melting; you heard me correctly, if you were wondering. Theoretically, I could use this to finish her off, but I doubt I can cast the dreaded Qualmë i Istimion within this short time range. I also doubt I have the materials on me. Whichever. As such, I decide that merely leaving GLaDOS here to slowly convert into a distorted mess of essentia is something I cannot do. Therefore, I fuse this essentia directly to the platform, causing it to emit an exponentially large amount of phosphorescent light within a relatively short amount of time. Then, I manipulate the essentia value of the actual platform itself (Yes, it has to have an essentia value. It exists, does it not?). I change whatever aspect is in there besides Lux, and transform it into Vitreus. Instantaneously, the entire platform upon which the Arrival stands (or floats above, depending on who you ask) is transmuted to pure Glowstone crystal. Oddly enough, the blocks cannot withstand the pressure of the transmutation, and collapse. I proceed to telekinetically drag GLaDOS through a hole made by this collapse, and continue to do so until the platform reappears by way of spatial reverberation. I let go of my telekinetic grip, but not before compressing GLaDOS to the size of a cube. It proceeds to rain pure Flux Goo as a result of my wanton manipulation of the base structure of things in general. The viscous goop would not damage anybody regardless, but is quite the haven for thermonuclear reactions to take place, for some odd, unexplained reason that I do not have honest answers to. Regardless, I telekinetically drag GLaDOS back to the reinstated platform, so that the other players can continue to unleash devastating attacks upon her as well, and eventually slay her.

I respawn. +2 Granger.

Jousting Lance && Imprisoned Scale = Demise Lance (Level 5: 6/6)

...

What. I didn't get killed. Want to know why? I healed myself and Granger with a 25 post charge each. I cannot see how that only adds up to 2 +2 HP heals. Please rectify.

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Strange No Joke

UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges:1

Action 1/3

Magma Mortars: 10/10 Complete!

Elemental Retribution: 45/50

Orbit Control: 20/50

I take out the newly finished heavy weapons of the Shadows, the Magma Mortars! They are fired in a similar fashion had they not been safetexted!

Sword Damage: 99K/250K

Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic

Battlefield: Shoot Ultramarine at Glados
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x16, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami

I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 2/11
Gib Tsunami > Fine 2/11

Well this is a thing. Experimental. Let's test out how these Unpersoners work. If my guess is correct, I could temporarily make somebody more fake, causing them to also be less tangible. Now to see who looks like an unsuspecting victim... Ah well. Might as well start with myself. I wave a wand around, and suddenly start to flicker out of existence, my Fakeness bar at near-critical levels, but maintaining existemce regardless. In this near-nonexistent state, my attacks would almost not exist as well, if I did not have a weapon guaranteed to not be affected by fakeness, something completely unbreakable by any force. In other words, an Unbreakable Katana. I drive it straight through the Ghost of GLaDOS. I also drink a Nectar Potion if necessary, seeing as I haven't drank my second yet.
Hepheastus' Spinner and Echidna's Ender 10/11
Battlefield Hat 2/??

Preparation 14/50

Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious && Eye's Pyramidion && Infinity Rune (Insanity) 3/???
Problem Sooth && Neural Disruptor && Magifrost Unmelting && Infinity Rune (Draining) 3/???
Awkward Potion OOO Salis Mundus 2/???


I attempt to calculate the amount of photons within the hard-light avatar of GLaDOS. It may serve to be very useful, or perhaps irrelevant. Regardless, I shall attempt it.

Anyhow, I activate The White Ring. Instantaneously, GLaDOS finds that her avatar has just lost a rather large portion of its original state in some sort of bronze light. Hah. Fusing light with entropy is certainly an effective process, to the point of annihilating the enemy, though I am nearly certain this shall not occur. Next, I twitch my ring finger downward, and the white runes fade to what appears to be an obscenely dark black, darker than the onyx of the ring itself. Immediately, the avatar of GLaDOS changes colors, pulsating from black to white, back and forth. The flickering light would be debilitating or even seizure-inducing, if it was not designed to combat an operating system. The light was designed to do something far worse. Cancerous, one could say, though it would not be particularly accurate. As GLaDOS does not feature organic cells, the spell merely converts exactly half of the hard-light avatar into positrons, and the other half into electrons. Of course, this is not usually the most stable thing. A mass of light erupts from the avatar as the particles annihilate each other, each reaction releasing two photons. Regardless of whether this attack was successful, I proceed to use the final energetic emissions of the dark runes upon the ring in a destructive pulse. From within, GLaDOS spontaneously combusts, erupting into a mass of unquenchable violet flames, swiftly searing into her avatar, regardless of whether this is actually effective. They burn for several hours, releasing large amounts of Taint into the atmosphere. However, nobody should care if the stuff eventually floats out into the endless abyss above and below us. The point is, the Fibrous Taint crawls through the air, thanks to a sudden entropy fluctuation caused by some sort of 'cancerous flame' (whatever that nonsense actually means) burning into the Aura. The particularly iridescent gases released from the Taint immediately combust just as the violet flames burst out from within the avatar of GLaDOS. This explosion functions to specifically wipe out malevolent robotic entities, and it attempts to serve this purpose. In any case, the phosphorescent dark runes on the Ring glow white once more, before slowly fading away as I deactivate the Ring. The Fibrous Taint, upon sensing this, instantly leeches as much life energy as it can out of GLaDOS, and vanishes. Furthermore, the violet flames continue to burn her from within, slowly running out of arcane fury to function. The flames, at this precise moment, are doused.

45/50 Operation Mothership

44/50 AF Hangar

My Action: I drop a potion of strength II on the godmodder, boosting his attack by +260% (strength 2 potions are overpowered that way).

SCP Foundation Action: A random injured player is captured and sent to a containment room, where medics go to work on him. He later escapes.

Right. Time to pull out the big guns.

*lots of tachyonic impacts*

Or just those.

*fires the Tachyon Gun at GLaDOS, a lot of times*

Drat.

Hmmm.

Vampirism Enchantment && Tachyon Gun 1/??

Tachyon Gun -c Engine 1/4

=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 58$ _ Wilson's charges A: 7/50, B: 15/50 (+4 from Insert_Generic) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x14 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x2 (2$) <|> Potion of Strength x2 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1

Whats this note? And... potions? Huh? ... ... ... ... ... wow... whats?... HMASBC? That must be the company Red was talking about... ow.... heh... I own a share! I bet I'll make all the corporate decisions now. Although all joking aside, my gifts seem to pale in comparison... I'll have to thank her personally... Why does my debt have to keep growing?... Whats this card? I should take it with me... I'm going to need a backpack or something. ow... He gets another string and ties the card to the back of his leg. I wonder when I'll see her again so I can thank her... ah... He sits down and rubs his eyes.

Wait... argh... who's that? He runs up to Lothyra. Hey, are you okay? You don't look too good. Here, take this. Wilson gives her a Potion of Strength to drink.

Attacks: 39/50 + 2/50
+3 potions

You know Bill, I don't actually think Binary has tried to cure your blindness. I feel like its a method to keep you in check.

I use the Magma Multiplier to hit solely the Ghost of Glados.

=TURN TWO=

=CHARGE=
-2 / 50- Dragoon
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
...whoops I blew up my Armistyx again.
I use ARMISTYX, and then proceed to whack GlaDOS with it.

Twin, mind responding to the answer I gave you in the PM? I know I had a lot of sudden questions, but I figured I might as well ask them while we were talking.

Hank is bleeding profusely.
Screw it, I don't have much of a chance to do much else.
Suddenly he's right next to GLaDOS
Let me show you what happens to people who mess with these powers.
Hank's mutated arm stretches out into its tentacle form and spears the Ghost of GLaDOS, puncturing through and out the other side.
This is impressive power.
I know you think that.
I got it from a Glitch. Or close enough as makes almost no difference.
Lightning begins coursing along the outside of Hank's body, it rushes down his arm, and soon all of the hard-light avatar is being consumed by it.
With a few differences. More directed.
More malevolent.
What happens if you try to control something like this.
The lightning has been slowly shifting in color. From a light blue-white to a deep, dark red, bordered by black. Hank is quivering. Not with anger. Pain. The ghost of GLaDOS is wracked with painful energy wiping its way through everything of its being.
This is what happens to those who survive.
The lightning pulses stronger.
This is why I'm so hard to keep dead.
Flash.
This is why I'm still alive.
Flash.
Even though I have no right...
Flash.
Or desire.
Flash
I live with this pain you're feeling through every waking moment.
Flash flash.
Because when I sleep its worse.
Flashflashflash
The only time I have the power I need...
flashcrackle
Is when I'm trying to kill the wrong person.
zap crackle flash
I've left its domain...
the power is crackling so fast the view of the two is almost completely blocked out.
And it still works to make my life a livi
boom
A massive explosion separates the two in the middle of Hank's cold-fury monologue.
The sphere of black and red expands rapidly, but with almost no noise.
As if being heard from very far away.
Hank is blown, now a smoking corpse, to the far end of the platform. He is dead, and will have to wait the customary death round before revival can begin.
Unfortunately, because of his little stunt, it will be a bit more complicated than usual. It will take three different people using up an action, one to calm down the electric pulses to allow others to get close, one to hold critical tissue together so that the internal energy doesn't fry Hank again during revival, and one person to do the actual reviving.
After that, Hank will have to do the customary regen round.
On the other hand, GLaDOS seems to have gotten the worst of the 'blast'.

Meanwhile on Earth:
GLaDOS suddenly feels a wave of crushing pain.
A few, brief seconds of screaming later, it subsides, leaving GLaDOS wondering what the heck just happened, with everyone that might have been watching wondering where all the red lightning came from.

I raise an eyebrow at Hank's latest bar-raising assault, then swing my sword through the electricity, using its entropic component to consume the energy there.

All charges progress!

I summon a Roman Wall-Shield, transmute it into solid Entropium, and start using it to absorb/block attacks against myself and others!

I throw a hand grenade over the shield, which lands in the middle of the Arrival!

Antimatter Missile Station: 3/10

Midna DNA Sequencing: 13/20

Midna Ectobiology Report: 13/20

Tesla Star > Fine: 2/4

(Smallest Computer Component) -O Shrink: 2/2 Complete!

==Actions==
Lothyra: I alchemize (Smallest Computer Component -O Shrink) -O Shrink. I then shoot GLaDOS with iAntimak.

Bender: I use the time code to prevent Lothyra from creating the Glitch Ball, but leave a note telling my future self to travel back in time to prevent Lothyra from creating the Glitch Ball so a paradox won't be created. I channel the temporal energy from the paradox that never was to attack GLaDOS, but as a charged attack!

Would-be Paradox Energy Attack: 1/5!