Lothyra: I would like to tour your ship! Count me in!
Lothyra: I then shoot iAntimak at GLaDOS and alchemize Troper's Nuke Armor & Small Rocket Engine, (Tiny Rocket Engine -O Shrink, which is already complete) -O Shrink and Tiny Transmitter -O Shrink.
Lothyra: Let's try out a new feature I just installed in my suit.
All of a sudden, Lothyra puts down her iAntimak. Her suit's right hand then turns into a fist, and the arm it is attached to deploys rocket motors. She pulls her arm back, and her suit's fist begins to be enveloped in plasma. She runs up toward GLaDos, the rocket engines ignite, and...
Lothyra: FALCON PAWNCH! (My brother's idea. Also, TG, this means I am making an attack on GLaDOS.)
Bender: Wow. That's a cool suit.
Bender: I then try to chop IKEA up with my ability that lets my hand act as a saw.
I guess so. I've been getting used to the weird way weapons function here. Didn't think I'd actually have to worry about, you know, real world physics for a gun so big. Figures.
Hank, now a bit more well functioning, pulls out a regular old plasma assault rifle and begins laying down cover fire with it, forcing most of the baddies to be more careful with dodging and countering to avoid getting important bits blasted off.
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@Twin: I knew that. I didn't increment any of my charges or alchemies. I was just keeping them there to keep track of them and the rest was all RP stuff. Sorry if it looked like I was trying to cheese in some extra alchemies. But still, could you please add the Kitsune Charm to the spoils list?
@Nimble: I pull out my wrench. Lets finish this. I twist around space to ensnare the final crystal like a lasso. I twist it around and fling it at The Prince.
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Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Wilson's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x4 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x4 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
@insert_generic_username: Laiko comes from around the tree wearing a small Santa outfit, occasionally gazing in wonder at its fabric. Oh, ah... hello there. You actually showed up. This is the right outfit, yes? The colors... are so incredible... um... anyway... I still cannot thank you enough for helping me in my hour of need. Here, I got this for you. He nudges a very generic gift box towards you. I hope you like it... Inside it is a large, brightly colored lollypop. You seem to... uh... like those... trickster is it? This is a 5 post charge, so you can use it to... do whatever you would do with one of those. Thank you for the potion. You don't have to give me anything else. I'm still in your debt. Where is everyone else anyway?
Edit- Bah. I had a big long post of Wilson actually trying to answer CoblatShade's quiz. Unfortunately, the editor ate it. However, he got -199999989 out of 15 points on it, or 11/15. Which is pretty good considering 4 of those weren't actually questions.
Attacks: 37/50 x2. Can I combine these charges with the ones Wilson has in his store so that they actually finish in time?
I'll take this anyway. Awkward Potion OOO Pulverized Steel = Potion of strength done and Potion of Vis done
Alrighty... final battle? Lets do this. Maybe Binary is taking a form of Apep, the Egyptian chaos snake. Maybe this will deal some extra damage then. I create a small wax figurine of Binary. Now... first step... I spit on the wax figurine and then I stomp the figurine into a puddle with my left foot. After that, I lower the Staff of Ysera to use as a lance and skewer Binary. I then pull my staff back, hold it up into the air and ensnare Binary with chains of emerald power. Next step... I pull At No Expense from my belt, brandish it in my hand, and dash around Binary, leaving hundreds of small cuts. Finally... I switch back to the Staff of Ysera and stab it into the ground, causing an eruption of green flames to engulf Binary. And that, is how to kill Apep. Apparently. Original quote: "Spitting upon Apep, defiling Apep with the left foot, taking a lance to Smite Apep, fettering (enchaining) Apep, taking a knife to smite Apep, putting fire upon Apep."
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I accept the Eldritch Vis Stone, teleporting it into the Study in Grayhold, next to the Helsilver arm. Thanks, both of you, by the way, and I hope my gift to you, mister Amperzand, was appreciated, as it was rather difficult to part with the tome. I also appreciate Tazz forging me a door. Thank you in advance. I shall get my gifts out within a few enquier.
I momentarily stop engaging the Arrival in combat to... think. My eyes sweep across the abyss, focusing mainly on our foes. I briefly place my hands on my temples, concentrating. I see every possibility. Every decision and thought the Arrival members will make this turn. Of course, reality is not something that is occurring to us. We forge it, with every minuscule thought, every single firing of each individual neuron in our brains. Anyhow, I go over these thoughts and decisions, and proceed to prevent any that will result in my death, or that of my allies. In this situation, I believe allies refers to every living being who currently does not boast an allegiance to Binary, or the general concept of the Glitch and the Arrival.
Now, I think it may be time for me to attack once more, in a similarly unprovocative manner. I merely proffer a thought to spacetime. Coming from a Mage of Mind, that could mean a myriad of things, some merely partially relative to the others. In Grayhold Citadel, this thought, functioning as a wave of pure arcane energy, is received by a modified Vis Relay affixed to a Brain-in-a-Jar connected to an Arcane Ear. The device picks up my brainwaves through the Ear, sending a Redstone signal to the Brain-in-a-Jar. This rapidly stimulates the activity of the disconnected zombie brain, frozen in a pre-mediated state of minor decomposition, still floating in the jar of vile liquid. The oddly invigorated brain bumps the top of the jar, sliding the Relay slightly. At this state, the Relay receives a Vis beam from eight meters away. The Relay reflects this beam towards a Balanced Shard attached to what appears to be a massive mess of thaumic machinery that I am personally quite proud of. The Balanced Shard, upon receiving the appropriated signal, jumpstarts the process. The Centi-Vis from the central node of Grayhold is immediately congealed into an aura node within a chamber of the device containing an Advanced Node Stabilizer. Then, the Alumentum-based heater/annihilator burner above destroys the node, converting it to Ethereal Essence. This is sent through a tube (hah) to an Alchemical Furnace deep within the core of the device, melting it down into various essentia types, and transporting each individual drop of essentia to the Essentia Crystallizer nearby. This system is obviously infinite, and is the basis for the VEC-PS (Vis-Essentia-Crystal Power System) I invented. Anyhow, the shards are sent by way of Tallow Golem into two different containers at the forefront of the acrimonious contrivance. (Yes, I boast particularly florid nomenclature compared to what some would refer to as 'typical commoner vernacular.') Each of these is melted back into essentia, and piped into the central mechanism. The two essentia types being used as fuel are, of course, Praecantatio and Alienis. The two types of essentia are pumped into opposite sides of the Voidmetal-plated Greatwood Arcane Bore at the apex of the device, the excess essentia being pumped into the Essentia Reservoir also containing the Auram from the Ethereal Essence. This contraption boasts not an excavation focus, but a Lightning one, modified with the usage of my knowledge of Focal Manipulation (Before I go any further, I should note that this device, as all of mine are, looks like a magipunk mess of metals and pipes, with the occasional cog, and quite a bit of Voidmetal). The head of the device sits directly before four Arcane Leviators, placed in such a way as to direct the blast into what appears to be a mess of essentia tubes, Vis Relays, and a singular Magic Mirror. After a few seconds, the beam is projected, being fueled by the essentia I provided, instead of Aer. The bolt of lightning flies straight through the mirror. Flux Gas is vented into the atmosphere as the device is used. The blast subsides. Meanwhile, in the glitched abyss, I pull out a handheld Magic Mirror, a very finely crafted one with a rich Greatwood handle and two gold bands, appearing to have been handcrafted and masterfully infused by a true thaumaturge (Me). Out of the void upon the surface of the bound mirror, a blast of infused lightning comes careening out, speeding towards the Arrival members. It strikes Bill. However, my hours spent modifying that wand focus at my rusty Focal Manipulation Table come to fruitition. The bolt, upon strikng Bill, leaps out his back, and hits Ikea as well, paralyzing one of the two. This bolt cannot be manipulated in any way whatsoever, save by the device that generated it.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
"Oh! Oh! Oh!", Granger shouts to the arrival forces, "You guys are back! Lets play a bit. Honestly, the challenges bored me... too few things to smash into pieces." She jumps in glee.
Suddenly a shine pierces the glitchy darkness. Granger beginns floating above the platform... "I had a lot of time to prepare for this. Too much perhaps." The stage becomes icy cold, the floor gets slippery as if made of pure ice. Slowly Granger opens her eyes, revealing that her eyes glow bright as the sun. "Yes this will be fun. Oh but one more thing..." She opens her handbag and pulls out a bottle. Its a potion of manpower! Drinking it slowly she glares at King IKEA, as if to plan which parts to break first. A moment of silence, the quiet before the storm, ends as the glass bottle which was carelessy tossed away scatters on the ground. In this very moment Granger accerlates to unbeliveably speeds, shooting straight trough King IKEA and not a few milliseconds later she spun around, grabbed an arm of him, and throws it like a spear into GlaDOS. She pays no mind where it lands and contiues to tear out parts of King IKEA. A truly horrifying event to spectate! Soon theres nothing left to tear off, King IKEA was decimated to mere wood bits and splinters.
Exhausted and heavily breathing she backs off from him. "Im not done yet, this is way too much fun!", she claims as she pulls out yet another potion, a potion of Sunshine! She drinks it hastily... and makes a disgusted face as she says, "Huaark, this tastes awfull!", altough her sense of taste was deeply violated shes filled with new power and begins floating high above the ground again. She equips The Noisemaker and checks out the charge meter, which indicates that the weapon is fully charged on stage 10! With a quick glance she looks at the platform and wonders, "I dont have to hold back here, do i? WHO CARES, ITS TIME FOR ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION!" Firing the weapon at GlaDOS she has an insane look on her face. A huge icy arrow radiating electricity and glowing in a dark light shoots toward GlaDOS and on impact several ice spikes penetrate the Arrival Forces, all the while a otherworldly scream echoes through the void the current stage is awakening everyones fears and doubts at heart.
Finally Granger descends, her onslaught ended... for now.
TLDR; Master Emerald, manpower, tearing IKEA to shreds, stabbing GlaDOS with IKEAs arm, Sunshine, The Noisemaker (10 charges) at GlaDOS, ice spikes and fear (caused by The Noisenaker). Please dont make this fail Twin, i waited really long for this and worked hard on this. Oh and make me suffer some damage from steroid abuse to balance this if you want.
Also it seems like i forgot to update my inventory...
>Inspect The Silencer
>>*sigh* I REALLY hate you right now Binary. You've given all of us AIs a bad name.
*after some tachyonic messages are passed back*
>>run HEX1.mxe
>>*raw mana crackles as a Glyph of Painfully Painful Pain is branded on whomever wasn't stunned by Erelye's attack, and incidentally explodes into a mixture of basic gases and an electric spark, which then causes an explosion* ((Tested on Mythbusters!))
I take a shot at GLaDOS's projection with the Disruptor portion of the Hard-Light Projector-Disruptor. An explosion ensues.
>>I then launch a recently-fabricated Sticky Hard-Light Disuptor Grenade, which sticks to GLaDOS and continues to disrupt her projection.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I ready my hugest Doors: the Gate of Zillyden, Hephaetus'es Gate and Hemera's Gate. The trio circle around me, generating furiously powerful door energies, enough for a dooryuken or two. However, that is not my intention-I intend to supercharge myself with the power of doors, which is honestly working quite well, as the circling of the doors makes excess power that would usually spill out go to another door, allowing it to be funneled to me. Simple, yet effective, for just pure energy of door, if that's what's needed. I proceed to then quit the circling-I've got enough energy for a singular Minicrit against my intended target, hopefully.
Without further ado, and regardless of the success of my prior action, I uncork Unclosable upon the Ghost of GLaDOS, or at least the projector for it. Let's see how this one works, eh?
Because of the glitch's influence, the rules no longer apply! I abuse this to shoot Binary in the face repeatedly using a 2x time warp to hit twice as fast.
@Laiko: No, no, it's fine. It's not like I was going to make anything else. Besides, I feel bad for basically ignoring you for a while. Hm. A lollipop. How nostalgic and reminiscent of stupidity. I guess I'll just send this to future me.
Obvious. Yup I sure did just get that lollipop. It's a nice lollipop. Guess I'll wield it in the only way one really would wield a lollipop. Like a hammer. I break the lollipop over Ikea's head, then shove all the pointy shards into his face. He then becomes Trickster, and therefore 900% more garish-looking.
Anyways. Ikea. I feel like you've been a ruler long enough that you established a legitimate kingdom. But if you were a beginner like Binary is, I would think you'd know the one secret to having a secret autocracy. NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON THE BODY. ... the poltical body. In case you're confused, which you probably are due to basically being as smart as a fan of the Pewds. Wait you're in the sun. Hm. Guess I was talking to myself then. Well I guess I'll just chill in this awesome Drillgenerigorg and drill straight through GLaDOS. And shoot her with this conveniently located copy of Ahab's Boxcars.
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Potion of Potential oOo Alchemic Encyclopedia 1/??
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Oh right, im curious why Plot Armor DOESNT trip the OP scale, because that basically makes the wearer invulnerable among other effects... like ressistance to deflects, glitches and the like because that stuff is suddenly plot relevant.
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Diamond Armor && Applied Phlebotinum = Plot Armor 5/10
Master Emerald 1/10
Hmm lets try this, Potion of Manpower ooo Gender Bender 1/?, just for fun. Maybe it will become something usefull too.
The Noisemaker powerlevel: 1
Granger rings The Painchimer at Bill, commanding one of the spikes to grow even larger, completly freezing him. And applying another layer of fear too.
> Action:
I give Ikea one final test: THE HIGH LEVEL PHYSICAL PROFICIENCY TEST!
You may only use yourself. No inventions, no anything besides your body. No cybernetic implants - they must be deactivated. No using loopholes. You may only do things a normal human can do. Failure to comply with the rules will result in drowning in fluoroantimonic acid.
PART ONE: SWIMMING (in fluoroantimonic acid and chlorine trifluoride)
Ikea is forced to swim 1,000,000 laps in a Teflon-coated swimming pool that is 1 light-year long filled with fluoroantimonic acid and another 1,000,000 laps in a diamond swimming pool which is also 1 light-year long filled with chlorine trifluoride.
PART TWO: DODGEBALL (except instead of balls everyone is throwing ICBMs and nukes)
Ikea is forced to be the target in a game of dodgeball. My AIs and I then fire nuclear bombs and ICBMs at him at relativistic speeds, exploding on impact with him. The final level involves an entire wall crushing him and he is forced to dodge through a one-nanometer hole in the wall. Not exactly dodgeball, but close enough.
PART THREE: PUSH-UPS (with a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg weight larger than Minecraftia on your back)
Ikea is forced to do 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pushups in the span of 0.1 seconds. He is forced to do this until he is actually able to do it 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times in a row. While doing this, a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg weight larger than Minecraftia itself is placed on his back.
PART FOUR: SIT-UPS (while submerged in chlorine trifluoride and tied to the ground)
Ikea is forced to do 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 sit-ups while submerged in chlorine trifluoride. His legs and waist are secured to the ground.
PART FIVE: SOCCER (with a spherical nuke as the ball and dummies as the other players)
Ikea is forced to play 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 games of soccer with a bunch of dummies in a pocket dimension. Every time the ball is kicked, it explodes, revealing itself to be a massive nuke.
PART SIX: OBSTACLE COURSE (that involves diving into fluoroantimonic acid and eating polonium-210)
Ikea is forced to go through an obstacle course. He is forced to eat polonium-210 as part of the obstacle course. He also has to dive into a pool of fluoroantimonic acid.
FINAL GRADE:
Number of sections passed / 6 - 40,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 just because King Ikea exists
Ikea's grade ends up negative, so I shoot him with Notch's Smiter |⌊score⌋| (the absolute value of his score rounded down) times.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
Battlefield: CO: Reacharound King IKEA
Orbital Weapons: I'm going to go ahead and assume King IKEA's flesh is wooden, and Mini BA him.
Potions: Critmist II x18, Potion of Magic
I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.
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So, you've gotten a lot better lately.
About time.
You want to do the ritual now?
...not really... but yes, I am up for it.
@Netpatham: No, my lightning does not conform to your manipulations, nor is is compatible with holographic technology. Please do not leech off of my attack.
>>Oh, shush. I tested multiple methods for this manifestation, and yours fell into minimum conditions for one particular variant involving the presence of Thaumcraft-like forces and the effective manipulation of. Thus, the remnants of your attack are being used efficiently in mine.
>>Or would you rather we lose?
>>Either way, I pull out a High-Energy Pellet Gun and fire at IKEA, which sets him on fire. I then launch him, headfirst, into Bill.
I shoot GLaDOS's projection with the High-Energy Pellet Gun...Oops, that went THROUGH the hole. Silly me...It appears to be bouncing around inside. And...Ouch, it just hit the core.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Midna DNA Sequencing: 10/20
Midna Ectobiology Report: 10/20
Tesla Coil > Fine: 2/3
Tiny Rocket Engine -O Shrink: 2/2 Complete!
Tiny Transmitter: 2/2 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra turns toward Amp.
Lothyra: I would like to tour your ship! Count me in!
Lothyra: I then shoot iAntimak at GLaDOS and alchemize Troper's Nuke Armor & Small Rocket Engine, (Tiny Rocket Engine -O Shrink, which is already complete) -O Shrink and Tiny Transmitter -O Shrink.
Lothyra: Let's try out a new feature I just installed in my suit.
All of a sudden, Lothyra puts down her iAntimak. Her suit's right hand then turns into a fist, and the arm it is attached to deploys rocket motors. She pulls her arm back, and her suit's fist begins to be enveloped in plasma. She runs up toward GLaDos, the rocket engines ignite, and...
Lothyra: FALCON PAWNCH! (My brother's idea. Also, TG, this means I am making an attack on GLaDOS.)
Bender: Wow. That's a cool suit.
Bender: I then try to chop IKEA up with my ability that lets my hand act as a saw.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I've been getting used to the weird way weapons function here.
Didn't think I'd actually have to worry about, you know, real world physics for a gun so big.
Figures.
Hank, now a bit more well functioning, pulls out a regular old plasma assault rifle and begins laying down cover fire with it, forcing most of the baddies to be more careful with dodging and countering to avoid getting important bits blasted off.
It feels weird not doing alchemies anymore.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
@Twin: I knew that. I didn't increment any of my charges or alchemies. I was just keeping them there to keep track of them and the rest was all RP stuff. Sorry if it looked like I was trying to cheese in some extra alchemies. But still, could you please add the Kitsune Charm to the spoils list?
@Nimble: I pull out my wrench. Lets finish this. I twist around space to ensnare the final crystal like a lasso. I twist it around and fling it at The Prince.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Wilson's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x4 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x4 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
@insert_generic_username: Laiko comes from around the tree wearing a small Santa outfit, occasionally gazing in wonder at its fabric. Oh, ah... hello there. You actually showed up. This is the right outfit, yes? The colors... are so incredible... um... anyway... I still cannot thank you enough for helping me in my hour of need. Here, I got this for you. He nudges a very generic gift box towards you. I hope you like it... Inside it is a large, brightly colored lollypop. You seem to... uh... like those... trickster is it? This is a 5 post charge, so you can use it to... do whatever you would do with one of those. Thank you for the potion. You don't have to give me anything else. I'm still in your debt. Where is everyone else anyway?
He walks outside. Where... where is anyone? Hello? Oh my... He wanders down closer towards the rift and looks inside. Whoa... He steps inside it, gazing at the chaos now all around him. He stares at Binary give its "cliché villain monologue" with various thoughts flying his mind. Like asteroids forming into planets, the thoughts stick together, slowly forming into a more complete idea. He had never been told what caused the Glitch, why it was happening, anything about it. He had been told a little about Binary, the mad AI who had attacked him and tried to take over his mind while he slept. He made the connection between the two. So... this AI... He pauses, and then suddenly bursts into laughter. Ah! ha! What a wonderful Christmas! hah... ... He pauses for a while, contemplating. Should... should I fight? ... the danger... but then again... ... my life is linked to the server's... ... yes... I will... I will not be forgotten... heh... I'm no servant. HA! The spirit perverseness is with me. That will that says, no; that denies the oppressor. I, a mortal, shall take my revenge on the gods! Merry Christmas! He strides forward, flourishing his 9 tails. Of course, 8 of them are illusions.
Edit- Bah. I had a big long post of Wilson actually trying to answer CoblatShade's quiz. Unfortunately, the editor ate it. However, he got -199999989 out of 15 points on it, or 11/15. Which is pretty good considering 4 of those weren't actually questions.
Attacks: 37/50 x2. Can I combine these charges with the ones Wilson has in his store so that they actually finish in time?
I'll take this anyway. Awkward Potion OOO Pulverized Steel = Potion of strength done and Potion of Vis done
Alrighty... final battle? Lets do this. Maybe Binary is taking a form of Apep, the Egyptian chaos snake. Maybe this will deal some extra damage then. I create a small wax figurine of Binary. Now... first step... I spit on the wax figurine and then I stomp the figurine into a puddle with my left foot. After that, I lower the Staff of Ysera to use as a lance and skewer Binary. I then pull my staff back, hold it up into the air and ensnare Binary with chains of emerald power. Next step... I pull At No Expense from my belt, brandish it in my hand, and dash around Binary, leaving hundreds of small cuts. Finally... I switch back to the Staff of Ysera and stab it into the ground, causing an eruption of green flames to engulf Binary. And that, is how to kill Apep. Apparently. Original quote: "Spitting upon Apep, defiling Apep with the left foot, taking a lance to Smite Apep, fettering (enchaining) Apep, taking a knife to smite Apep, putting fire upon Apep."
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
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I accept the Eldritch Vis Stone, teleporting it into the Study in Grayhold, next to the Helsilver arm. Thanks, both of you, by the way, and I hope my gift to you, mister Amperzand, was appreciated, as it was rather difficult to part with the tome. I also appreciate Tazz forging me a door. Thank you in advance. I shall get my gifts out within a few enquier.
I momentarily stop engaging the Arrival in combat to... think. My eyes sweep across the abyss, focusing mainly on our foes. I briefly place my hands on my temples, concentrating. I see every possibility. Every decision and thought the Arrival members will make this turn. Of course, reality is not something that is occurring to us. We forge it, with every minuscule thought, every single firing of each individual neuron in our brains. Anyhow, I go over these thoughts and decisions, and proceed to prevent any that will result in my death, or that of my allies. In this situation, I believe allies refers to every living being who currently does not boast an allegiance to Binary, or the general concept of the Glitch and the Arrival.
Now, I think it may be time for me to attack once more, in a similarly unprovocative manner. I merely proffer a thought to spacetime. Coming from a Mage of Mind, that could mean a myriad of things, some merely partially relative to the others. In Grayhold Citadel, this thought, functioning as a wave of pure arcane energy, is received by a modified Vis Relay affixed to a Brain-in-a-Jar connected to an Arcane Ear. The device picks up my brainwaves through the Ear, sending a Redstone signal to the Brain-in-a-Jar. This rapidly stimulates the activity of the disconnected zombie brain, frozen in a pre-mediated state of minor decomposition, still floating in the jar of vile liquid. The oddly invigorated brain bumps the top of the jar, sliding the Relay slightly. At this state, the Relay receives a Vis beam from eight meters away. The Relay reflects this beam towards a Balanced Shard attached to what appears to be a massive mess of thaumic machinery that I am personally quite proud of. The Balanced Shard, upon receiving the appropriated signal, jumpstarts the process. The Centi-Vis from the central node of Grayhold is immediately congealed into an aura node within a chamber of the device containing an Advanced Node Stabilizer. Then, the Alumentum-based heater/annihilator burner above destroys the node, converting it to Ethereal Essence. This is sent through a tube (hah) to an Alchemical Furnace deep within the core of the device, melting it down into various essentia types, and transporting each individual drop of essentia to the Essentia Crystallizer nearby. This system is obviously infinite, and is the basis for the VEC-PS (Vis-Essentia-Crystal Power System) I invented. Anyhow, the shards are sent by way of Tallow Golem into two different containers at the forefront of the acrimonious contrivance. (Yes, I boast particularly florid nomenclature compared to what some would refer to as 'typical commoner vernacular.') Each of these is melted back into essentia, and piped into the central mechanism. The two essentia types being used as fuel are, of course, Praecantatio and Alienis. The two types of essentia are pumped into opposite sides of the Voidmetal-plated Greatwood Arcane Bore at the apex of the device, the excess essentia being pumped into the Essentia Reservoir also containing the Auram from the Ethereal Essence. This contraption boasts not an excavation focus, but a Lightning one, modified with the usage of my knowledge of Focal Manipulation (Before I go any further, I should note that this device, as all of mine are, looks like a magipunk mess of metals and pipes, with the occasional cog, and quite a bit of Voidmetal). The head of the device sits directly before four Arcane Leviators, placed in such a way as to direct the blast into what appears to be a mess of essentia tubes, Vis Relays, and a singular Magic Mirror. After a few seconds, the beam is projected, being fueled by the essentia I provided, instead of Aer. The bolt of lightning flies straight through the mirror. Flux Gas is vented into the atmosphere as the device is used. The blast subsides. Meanwhile, in the glitched abyss, I pull out a handheld Magic Mirror, a very finely crafted one with a rich Greatwood handle and two gold bands, appearing to have been handcrafted and masterfully infused by a true thaumaturge (Me). Out of the void upon the surface of the bound mirror, a blast of infused lightning comes careening out, speeding towards the Arrival members. It strikes Bill. However, my hours spent modifying that wand focus at my rusty Focal Manipulation Table come to fruitition. The bolt, upon strikng Bill, leaps out his back, and hits Ikea as well, paralyzing one of the two. This bolt cannot be manipulated in any way whatsoever, save by the device that generated it.
Diamond Armor && Applied Phlebotinum = Plot Armor 4/10
"Oh! Oh! Oh!", Granger shouts to the arrival forces, "You guys are back! Lets play a bit. Honestly, the challenges bored me... too few things to smash into pieces." She jumps in glee.
Suddenly a shine pierces the glitchy darkness. Granger beginns floating above the platform... "I had a lot of time to prepare for this. Too much perhaps." The stage becomes icy cold, the floor gets slippery as if made of pure ice. Slowly Granger opens her eyes, revealing that her eyes glow bright as the sun. "Yes this will be fun. Oh but one more thing..." She opens her handbag and pulls out a bottle. Its a potion of manpower! Drinking it slowly she glares at King IKEA, as if to plan which parts to break first. A moment of silence, the quiet before the storm, ends as the glass bottle which was carelessy tossed away scatters on the ground. In this very moment Granger accerlates to unbeliveably speeds, shooting straight trough King IKEA and not a few milliseconds later she spun around, grabbed an arm of him, and throws it like a spear into GlaDOS. She pays no mind where it lands and contiues to tear out parts of King IKEA. A truly horrifying event to spectate! Soon theres nothing left to tear off, King IKEA was decimated to mere wood bits and splinters.
Exhausted and heavily breathing she backs off from him. "Im not done yet, this is way too much fun!", she claims as she pulls out yet another potion, a potion of Sunshine! She drinks it hastily... and makes a disgusted face as she says, "Huaark, this tastes awfull!", altough her sense of taste was deeply violated shes filled with new power and begins floating high above the ground again. She equips The Noisemaker and checks out the charge meter, which indicates that the weapon is fully charged on stage 10! With a quick glance she looks at the platform and wonders, "I dont have to hold back here, do i? WHO CARES, ITS TIME FOR ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION!" Firing the weapon at GlaDOS she has an insane look on her face. A huge icy arrow radiating electricity and glowing in a dark light shoots toward GlaDOS and on impact several ice spikes penetrate the Arrival Forces, all the while a otherworldly scream echoes through the void the current stage is awakening everyones fears and doubts at heart.
Finally Granger descends, her onslaught ended... for now.
TLDR; Master Emerald, manpower, tearing IKEA to shreds, stabbing GlaDOS with IKEAs arm, Sunshine, The Noisemaker (10 charges) at GlaDOS, ice spikes and fear (caused by The Noisenaker). Please dont make this fail Twin, i waited really long for this and worked hard on this. Oh and make me suffer some damage from steroid abuse to balance this if you want.
Also it seems like i forgot to update my inventory...
>Inspect The Silencer
Inventory
*after some tachyonic messages are passed back*
>>run HEX1.mxe
>>*raw mana crackles as a Glyph of Painfully Painful Pain is branded on whomever wasn't stunned by Erelye's attack, and incidentally explodes into a mixture of basic gases and an electric spark, which then causes an explosion* ((Tested on Mythbusters!))
I take a shot at GLaDOS's projection with the Disruptor portion of the Hard-Light Projector-Disruptor. An explosion ensues.
>>I then launch a recently-fabricated Sticky Hard-Light Disuptor Grenade, which sticks to GLaDOS and continues to disrupt her projection.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyks && Nightmare Fuel = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
Antiaqua || (Emerald && Meteorite && Terror Enderdragon Scale) = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
I ready my hugest Doors: the Gate of Zillyden, Hephaetus'es Gate and Hemera's Gate. The trio circle around me, generating furiously powerful door energies, enough for a dooryuken or two. However, that is not my intention-I intend to supercharge myself with the power of doors, which is honestly working quite well, as the circling of the doors makes excess power that would usually spill out go to another door, allowing it to be funneled to me. Simple, yet effective, for just pure energy of door, if that's what's needed. I proceed to then quit the circling-I've got enough energy for a singular Minicrit against my intended target, hopefully.
Without further ado, and regardless of the success of my prior action, I uncork Unclosable upon the Ghost of GLaDOS, or at least the projector for it. Let's see how this one works, eh?
I alchemize this: Pogo stick && Nail.
(If we can't alchemize anymore or I did something wrong, ignore this post.)
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Obvious. Yup I sure did just get that lollipop. It's a nice lollipop. Guess I'll wield it in the only way one really would wield a lollipop. Like a hammer. I break the lollipop over Ikea's head, then shove all the pointy shards into his face. He then becomes Trickster, and therefore 900% more garish-looking.
Anyways. Ikea. I feel like you've been a ruler long enough that you established a legitimate kingdom. But if you were a beginner like Binary is, I would think you'd know the one secret to having a secret autocracy. NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON THE BODY. ... the poltical body. In case you're confused, which you probably are due to basically being as smart as a fan of the Pewds. Wait you're in the sun. Hm. Guess I was talking to myself then. Well I guess I'll just chill in this awesome Drillgenerigorg and drill straight through GLaDOS. And shoot her with this conveniently located copy of Ahab's Boxcars.
Hepheastus' Spinner and Echidna's Ender 4/11
Potion of Potential oOo Alchemic Encyclopedia 1/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I check to see if time or chaos work properly in this realm cuz if not I'm screwed.
He scream
+2 to TT2000
Diamond Armor && Applied Phlebotinum = Plot Armor 5/10
Master Emerald 1/10
Hmm lets try this, Potion of Manpower ooo Gender Bender 1/?, just for fun. Maybe it will become something usefull too.
The Noisemaker powerlevel: 1
Granger rings The Painchimer at Bill, commanding one of the spikes to grow even larger, completly freezing him. And applying another layer of fear too.
Inventory
Carbon Octet 7/9
Comic Sans Sword? 3/?
Chemocide && Polonium-210 = ??? (Preview)
> Action:
I give Ikea one final test: THE HIGH LEVEL PHYSICAL PROFICIENCY TEST!
You may only use yourself. No inventions, no anything besides your body. No cybernetic implants - they must be deactivated. No using loopholes. You may only do things a normal human can do. Failure to comply with the rules will result in drowning in fluoroantimonic acid.
PART ONE: SWIMMING (in fluoroantimonic acid and chlorine trifluoride)
Ikea is forced to swim 1,000,000 laps in a Teflon-coated swimming pool that is 1 light-year long filled with fluoroantimonic acid and another 1,000,000 laps in a diamond swimming pool which is also 1 light-year long filled with chlorine trifluoride.
PART TWO: DODGEBALL (except instead of balls everyone is throwing ICBMs and nukes)
Ikea is forced to be the target in a game of dodgeball. My AIs and I then fire nuclear bombs and ICBMs at him at relativistic speeds, exploding on impact with him. The final level involves an entire wall crushing him and he is forced to dodge through a one-nanometer hole in the wall. Not exactly dodgeball, but close enough.
PART THREE: PUSH-UPS (with a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg weight larger than Minecraftia on your back)
Ikea is forced to do 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pushups in the span of 0.1 seconds. He is forced to do this until he is actually able to do it 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times in a row. While doing this, a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg weight larger than Minecraftia itself is placed on his back.
PART FOUR: SIT-UPS (while submerged in chlorine trifluoride and tied to the ground)
Ikea is forced to do 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 sit-ups while submerged in chlorine trifluoride. His legs and waist are secured to the ground.
PART FIVE: SOCCER (with a spherical nuke as the ball and dummies as the other players)
Ikea is forced to play 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 games of soccer with a bunch of dummies in a pocket dimension. Every time the ball is kicked, it explodes, revealing itself to be a massive nuke.
PART SIX: OBSTACLE COURSE (that involves diving into fluoroantimonic acid and eating polonium-210)
Ikea is forced to go through an obstacle course. He is forced to eat polonium-210 as part of the obstacle course. He also has to dive into a pool of fluoroantimonic acid.
FINAL GRADE:
Number of sections passed / 6 - 40,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 just because King Ikea exists
Ikea's grade ends up negative, so I shoot him with Notch's Smiter |⌊score⌋| (the absolute value of his score rounded down) times.
I grab IKEA and put him in the world's biggest woodchipper.
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Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
Battlefield: CO: Reacharound King IKEA
Orbital Weapons: I'm going to go ahead and assume King IKEA's flesh is wooden, and Mini BA him.
Potions: Critmist II x18, Potion of Magic
I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.
-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-
So, you've gotten a lot better lately.
About time.
You want to do the ritual now?
...not really... but yes, I am up for it.
I'll be making my great escape now!
>>Oh, shush. I tested multiple methods for this manifestation, and yours fell into minimum conditions for one particular variant involving the presence of Thaumcraft-like forces and the effective manipulation of. Thus, the remnants of your attack are being used efficiently in mine.
>>Or would you rather we lose?
>>Either way, I pull out a High-Energy Pellet Gun and fire at IKEA, which sets him on fire. I then launch him, headfirst, into Bill.
I shoot GLaDOS's projection with the High-Energy Pellet Gun...Oops, that went THROUGH the hole. Silly me...It appears to be bouncing around inside. And...Ouch, it just hit the core.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Midna: I sucker punch Binary!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED