I join Neutral and begin building a safehouse with a sign in front of it saying: "Welcome to Amp Town! No fighting inside."
How much can you charge your buildings?
1/???
Welcome! Right now, a Glitch is ravaging the server. You must post in a safe color (which is currently green) to avoid your posts from getting corrupted. Also, charging won't really do much at this stage. You need to defeat the Arrival forces. I'd recommend reading the Itinerary to figure out what to do.
I duplicate a Fear No Anvil and give it to Generic.
I dupe an Excalibleep copy and deliver it to Nimbleguy.
I copy a Hephaetus'es Gate and give it to Ire. Not entirely sure how he's going to use that.
I proceed to levy the power of Spacerender. I look deep into the starry depths of the weapons self, focusing. Several holes in space suddenly appear around the Arrival forces, in a large array of 99 different holes. While still focusing, several of my alchemies hover behind me.
First, the Warp Ring Gate. From it's dead center, a Hadoorknobken of unbelievable size forms, about as large as the gate itself. It gets shot into a smaller hole in space that appears in front of the Warp Ring Gate...And appears, far larger than before, atop the monstrosities that are the Arrival forces, not from just one of the holes in space, but ALL of them, simultaneously. It multiplied upon entrance, somehow? A Magician never reveals his secrets, sadly.
Second, the Dragon Ender. Being my left hand (even though the Typheus'es Might encompasses the whole arm), I activate it's power and turn it into the arm-mounted assault rifle, which also go into a small spacehole. A Mini-bullet hell with bullets far larger than those of the Dragon Ender is generated as the bullets inexplicably fly out of every hole around the Arrival, in far more quantity than initially, further devastating the Arrival forces.
Third, Swordsplosion. AS it turns out, it's a Casual variant, firing three swords at once (for only one ammo cost). It keeps firing until it's out of ammo, and the swords all go into small spaceholes-and come out, at sizes to make the Buster Sword blush, at the Arrival, from every hole, mysteriously multiplying in the trip through space. They explode-and then deposit three more swords on impact, like a MIRV Grenade, exploding again. The area the Arrival stands on is covered in ash.
Fourth, the Allegrostepper. I scream an insult into it in its wand form, and it shoots out a powerful sonic projectile into another hole, my insult. Coming out, multiplied and supersized like the others, the insult is amplified for all to hear-[REDACTED]. As it turns out, words CAN hurt them. Especially when they take the form of explosive projectiles.
Fifth and finally, Caledfwlch. From it, I generate a blazing inferno of justice-actual justice, the kind that the Arrival forces rightfully deserve. Fueled and empowered by divine rage, I thrust the flaming inferno forwards, into the hole, barely fitting. And from all angles comes the just inferno, burning them with righteous fires, a power beyond beings like them to comprehend. Or really anyone-I still don't get what I'm doing when I do that sometimes.
And this is my first blow. But hardly the last. I close the holes in space so nobody gets ideas with using them later-and I mean all of them. I then throw two Critmist Potions to Irecreeper and the Godmodder. I bet you guys know what to do with those.
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@Amp: If you are willing to give me a tour, I shall certainly participate in it. If not, I can merely visit, if you so wish.
So, our most powerful moves are required? Hah.
I draw the Hazel Wand, observing Hank's magnificent barrage of projectiles. After it subsides, I search the depths of my Mind for a suitable strategy. Finally, I decide. I arc my wand downwards, pointing it at the Arrival forces. Momentarily, it appears as if absolutely nothing has occurred. Then, there is a slight twisting in what appears to be the fabric of reality. A pale blue pinprick of light appears in the center of this unmitigated distortion, and immediately destabilizes. Gravitational forces powerful enough to level small stars rocket across the glitched void, tearing the opposition to shreds via pressure. The players, however, are briefly protected by a shield of inky light, or the lack thereof. The minor Horbynyx subsides just before the shield does, after having exerted the limited energy I could provide it with in a few seconds. Directly afterwards, I reveal a small vial of Mind Honey. I dip my finger in, and taste whatever amount coats said appendage. Immediately, I double over slightly, hands in my hair. My eyes glint a pure violet color, bolts of violet electricity sparking off of them. Out of my eyes come two absolutely monolithic blasts of pure amethyst psionic energy. They streak towards the Arrival forces at exactly the speed of light, instantly striking. Subsequently, an explosion of pure arcane power rockets across the void, burning through metallic plating and code alike. Sadly, I am quite... burned out from that eyeblast.
Several minutes later, I am prepared to fight reasonably once more. Immediately, I am coated in an aura of gaseous Nightmare Fuel. I begin to mutter incoherently, streaming off incantations in an eldritch tongue. Hundreds of thousands of horrific tentacular masses of organic matter and occult fluids rip directly out of the fabric of reality. They leap, twisting and turning, to constrict each member of the Arrival forces. Then, the individual tentacles jolt millions of amps of electricity down into each member, heating them up to the point of melting. This shock subsequently weakens them to the psychic shrieks of the imminently deceased, the sounds I can hear on a daily basis. Everywhere. The voices... they scream and shriek in pure agony and hatred. Sorry. Anyhow, the screams of suffering pierce the minds of each individual Arrival member, whether mechanical or organic, causing them to melt slowly. Finally, I activate The White Ring. Instantly, what appears to be... bronze water drowns literally everything. Not literally, but it encompasses every single square inch of this possibly infinite abyss. I call up a dome of violet light around us players, and not a moment too soon. When the shield dissipates, everything is smoking with entropic sludges of various consistencies and viscosities. These puddles emit toxic Flux Gas into the lungs (or lack thereof) of the Arrival forces.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Welcome yellow, welcome back ampul! Been quite a while since you posted, didn't you stop posting in Act 1?
Hank staggers over to where he can see the Arrival forces... or what's left of them, standing on the burned, cracked surface of the other side of the platform.
He pulls out a handgun, and fires.
And misses completely. Shoot, I'm still a bit dizzy. Let me rest a bit.
Lothyra: I then use an electromagnetic tractor beam field to fling Troper's Antimatter Armor (that also protects the armor from any matter until it hits the target) at GLaDOS. I then explain how the Troper's Antimatter Armor is made of antimatter. And that 1 kg of antimatter annihilating with 1 kg of matter creates an explosion equivalent to 42.96 Mega Tons of TNT. And that the Troper's Antimatter Armor weighs more than 1 kg.
Lothyra: What? Why is everybody staring at me?
Lothyra: I then read section 6 of the guide, shoot iAntimak at GLaDOS, and execute Small Transmitter -O Shrink and Tiny Rocket Engine -O Shrink and Troper's Nuke Armor > Fine.
All of a sudden, a green flash of light appears in the middle of the place we are fighting in now. Out of it emerges... Bender?
Bender: ERELYE! DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT I DIDN'T HAVE A BACKUP BODY! I'M A ROBOT! I'M IMMORTAL!
(I am assuming that Lothyra fixed Bender's fatal flaw and built backup copies for him)
Bender: Arrgh. My gun just won't cut it. I'll have to recreate it through alchemy. I then pull out a Tesla Coil and execute Tesla Coil > Fine. I then burp the equivalent of a fireball at IKEA (who is made of wood).
I flash step back to King IKEA before he hits the ground, pull out my Sharpness X diamond sword, and deliver a devastating slash to his body. I then footstool him into the ground and drop from the sky with my blade pointed down, impaling King IKEA from the deadly impact.
{YOU SHOULD PROBABLY REMEMBER TO BRACE YOURSELF NEXT TIME. YOU'RE LUCKY YOU WEREN'T THROWN OFF THE EDGE TOO.}
Wherever: Shard of Engie returns.
Shard of Engie: 20/20 health, 80% stability, DESTROY: ||||
Anyway, since MAXIMALIST failed miserably due to glitching, it's time to get MINIMALIST. Targeting, since he has the least health, King Ikea. And now I really wish one of my attacks was named CHECKMATE instead. Because references to a really old game are still funny. Probably. Although, by now, pretty much everyone has played the game I'm referring to. Not quite everyone, because some people are absurdly disconnected from modern society, but that's why I said pretty much.
Ow. Lime green hurts to view.
Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: The tags read as follows.
Name Tag: "To Blue, from Engie"
Description Tag: "Yes, it's a healing machine. Specifically, a dispenser. Do with it what you will. And, uh... happy humanity day, I guess? Happy was the only word that I could figure out that started with the same letter as humanity. I'd normally write merry christmas on these things, but seeing as christmas isn't a thing in this universe..."
The Mainframe: Yay. Christmas party done. Right, now what are we going to do with all these decorations? Actually, they'll probably disappear in due time. Or get recycled. Or get thrown out, drift through space, and land in a huge heap on main universe Earth in the middle of valentines day. Oddly specific, but it could happen. So, yeah. Actually, if you remove the green, and give the red time to discolour, the lot might be pink when it lands.
I launch a vicious combo into King IKEA, causing blood to fly everywhere. After the blood clears, King IKEA tries to get up but it cut down by a slash to the neck.
I take a pogo stick off the ground(just a plain pogo, nothing special to see here.) start bouncing, and when I get really high in the air, land on King IKEA.
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If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Daw! A B-!?
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
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Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil || Christmas Star = Point of Origin (Level 10: 1/11)
Twig of Yggdrasil || Tinsel = Constellate Decor (Level 10: 1/11)
Pure Conch Energy || Christmas Ordainments = Conchnaments (Level 10: 1/11)
Well, looks like these won't be on time for Christmas.
MY INVENTORY
Potions: 1x Nightshade, 2x Frostbite
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idleing.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): First, I hand a present to Talist, Erelye, and Twinbuilder.
To Talist: Ethereal Bees (Breed and use the Ethereal Honey for potions)
To Erelye: Eldritch Vis Stone
To Twin: Safetext Filterâ„¢
@Nimble: I use my wrench to fold space over and make a shortcut up to on top of the Golden Crystal. I then slam the top of it repetitively with the bottom of the Staff of Ysera (assuming I have it here).
-snip-
Golden energy disperses from the Crystal... The yellow drains from it's exterior, transmutating into Silver. The Silver Crystal is then drained of it's silver, revealing a solid, bare crystal. It shatters. The crown looses it's gold... All that is left keeping The Prince invulnerable is the Spacetime Crystal. The back and seat of the throne glitches into nonexistence...
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I'll give Erelye and anyone else who wants to come a tour of the Anachron as soon as we get back to the server, or, failing that, once we get to someplace the giant mobile mining station of planet-eating death can jump to.
That said, if the portal that got us here is still open on the side of Godcraft, the Anachron can fire into it and hit stuff here, enabling me to hit the Arrival forces with my planet-cracker attack. I'll just keep charging the warmup while I wait for Twin's say-so.
All charges progress!
So, ah, heh, guess it's back to killing enemies I care about. Goody, random stuff the Glitch threw up was no fun to murder.
*Hank's wave of doom blasts past me, annihilating my shield bubble*
Whoa. Gonna have a hard time competing with that. Can't compete with that. Oh well.
The Dakkanator 7/7!
Well, that'll help. Not much, but it will.
I deploy my six extra arms, then begin equipping weapons...
The Dakkanator, presumably some kind of super minigun or something!
The Dynamic Deathbringer, basically what Hank just used, but less so!
The White Dwarf in staff form, bombarding the Arrival with the conjured chaotic forces of the Fourth Wall itself!
The Record Scratcher, Scratched and blasting out a wave of pure jazz, burning gold with the power of Creation!
The Void's Rogue, drawn in anticipation of future CQB!
The Swiss Scribe morphed to a PDA, typing defenses into place for myself and others!
The Colorless Revolutionary Handrailmagnum, taking well-aimed shots at weakpoints!
My Helsilver right arm, summoning damning ice and Psychic rage to consume them!
All that done, I supercharge my shield-bubble to absorb the next few attacks against me, and take aim, H3's integrated targeting system allowing for perfect accuracy, the weapons I'm using making it unnecessary!
I fire each weapon separately and precisely, six-and-change separate branches of everything I could think of blasting into the enemy, my massively-oversized magazines allowing for sustained suppressive ruin!
I take IKEA and throw him down ten flights of stairs. The stairs happen to be rigged with multiple forge's light arrow traps(that means damage bonus), along with poisonous spikes. Oh yes, and at the very bottom, there's a trapdoor that opens up to another ten flights of stairs, with x2 the number of arrow traps and spikes(x being the number the previous staircase had). The cycle continues, the exponentialness eventually resulting in IKEA permanently falling through a giant wad of arrow traps and spikes, through all eternity...
"A large amount of PotatOS-equipped Potato Jetpacks, that will impact GLaDOS for extra irony damage"
...HOW DID THAT JUST HAPPEN
*boom*
>>I seem to have made the trip. Having an avatar is useful.
>>I apply telekinetic force and slam IKEA into Bill.
And while they're in contact, I chuck a couple Club Grenades in the middle. Kablooie.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I want to give something fitting to Erelye, so...Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyks && Nightmare Fuel = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
It's also high-time I tried this. Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Also. Antiaqua || (Emerald && Meteorite && Terror Enderdragon Scale) = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
In the spirit of Christmas, I buy Bill Dark Souls II, and a suitable console to play it with. Naturally, he's happy, and I somehow convince him to immediately start playing in the middle of the fight. He does...But finds that he's basically unprepared for the difficulty in every sense of the word. He dies several times in the tutorial bits. He preserves, knowing that proving he is prone to ragequitting would be horribly stupid in front of the Godmodder and his fellow Arrival forces, and gets to the first town...And dies falling into the huge gaping hole there, thinking something would stop him at the bottom. Bill promptly ragequits, throwing the controller down onto the floor, which bounces back into his face.
I then stab him with a pocketwatch because we're still enemies. Yes, a pocketwatch.
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I continue my assault.
@Amp: Very well. Can we proceed with the tour directly after returning to the servers, if such an event is to occur?
Within a second after finishing the attacks within my previous post, I begin to flick the Hazel Wand up and down repeatedly. Out of nowhere, plumes of ink supercharged with the energy of seventeen thousand aura nodes burst out of the abyss, tearing through the Arrival forces. Pure frost emanates from each individual burst, freezing the joints and segments of the organic Arrival beings. Every drop of ink is then telekinetically forced by my will into a circular ring around our foes, accelerating at near the speed of light. I tear the Hazel Wand sideways, and a mess of mustard energy leaks from the tip, revealing stars and abysses. This serves as some sort of metaphysical designator for the timely initiation and eventual release of the inky power inherent within the black fluid. The ink ring slowly separates into four individual rings, each a fourth of the size of the original, as was inevitable. Each ring begins to transform into what appears to be a window into four separate universe. One begins to glow a deep blue, firing waves of what appear to be various mythological energies. This one accelerates to approximately the speed of light. It then proceeds to eject bolts of arcane lightning into the Arrival members, realigning the pathways of both neurons and machinery in the though processors of the four, whether they be brains, or computers. The second ring emits a deep red color, firing off deadly waves of gamma radiation, EMP blasts, and miscellaneous particles of other elements otherwise classified as deadly. The second ring accelerates to the speed of light as well, emitting shockwaves of pure air at the Arrival. The third ring then accelerates to exactly the speed of light as well, igniting into a green flame. This one spews forth plumes of deadly plasma, curses, and pure crystallized blood in the shape of curved scythes. These blood scythes hook towards the Arrival members, slicing through them, and embedding themselves into the bodies of the four entities, fusing with them in such a manner as to corrode their bodies with acidic substances involved in the crystallization process. The three colors so far mingle with each other, creating some sort of... triumvirate -no, that sounds ridiculous. Trifecta, perhaps. Anyhow, the final ring ignites with a pure mustard yellow, pulsating wave after wave of arcane energy, each one having the power capacity to drag both Venus and Mercury out of orbit. The waves ricochet around the boundaries designated by the four rings of ink, striking the Arrival forces within eight seconds. The four rings of pure ink, each accelerating at the speed of light, begin to constantly expand and compress. I fire a singular bolt of violet energy into the midst of the stuff with the Hazel Wand. Immediately, a deafening explosion occurs within, in a perfectly spherical shape. The orb takes a white color as its exterior shade, appearing momentarily as a massive cueball. Then, a green explosion rips out of the sides of that, mixing with the white to form a magnificent black. Violet waves ripple off of this, and the blast finally clears, having partially decimated the Arrival (hopefully). Within the rings, a pure green spirograph emerges, appearing to constantly shift in a manner akin to Skaian Defense Portals. Then, within a nanosecond, the rings and the spirograph collide, vaporizing each other in a amethyst explosion which specifically harms Ikea. Out of the explosion ricochet approximately 5082 bolts of blue, red, green, and yellow energy, orbiting the explosion in a manner akin to celestial bodies. Once the blast subsides, the bolts swarm in, streaking towards Ikea and Bill, piercing through their bodies, and spinning about, impaling both of them repeatedly. This goes on for several minutes, until the effects of the ink rings finally subside. With a flick of my wand, burning xenon runes are emblazoned upon the air, blinding the Arrival forces with pure vis-charged spellcraft.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
>Action
When Ikea returns from being thrown into the sun, I force Ikea to take a modified academic test, to complete his testing. Everything that is stated in the test actually happens in the game.
COBALT SHADE SCHOOL FOR ARSP REHAB TABLES FINAL EXAM, GREEN TEXT EDITION
Time limit: 4 minutes.
Mathematics & Physics. I fire a fork bomb missile at you that duplicates itself every 10 nanoseconds. How long will it take for it to impact you if you are 30 meters away, the missile is travelling at 40 m/s? How many missiles will hit you?
Chemistry. I spray this fluoroantimonic acid from my deadly-chemical-firing M134 (Chemocide). How many seconds will it take before it dissolves through you?
SocialStudies & Physics.
a. A poll of 1 IQ tester says you are less intelligent than a PewDiePie fanboy. How reliable are these results?
IS IT: a Very Reliable
IS IT: b​ Very Reliable
IS IT: c Very Reliable
IS IT: d Very Reliable
b. An ARSP spaceship is coming to remove you and throw you back into Earth's Sun where you belong. They will arrive at the end of this test. Assuming it is travelling at 0.5c when they pick you up, how many minutes will it take to arrive at the sun?
c. When the spaceship gets there, how hot will the core of the sun be? Hint: It is over nine thousand.
Statistics. If everyone in class A is named John, Johnny or Not-John, and everyone in class B is named Bob, Bobby or Robert, what the gorilla is going on?!
Mathematics. You may not use a calculator or mental maths. Work it out the long way using the pen and pencil provided. No help will be given if your hand hurts. We don't care. What is 21,479,329,114,239,644,394,491,033,932,411,103,429 divided by 415,292,166? Expand the result out to 40,132,452,449,103 digits.
Basic Logic. Can you read this text? If you can, -100,000,000 points. Do not cheat.
Pediatrics. Justin Bieber is singing at extremely loud volumes directly into a child's ears. The child has hyposensitivity to sound. Pick up the headphones from his ears and deafen yourself with it. Then listen to EAS Tones for 5 hours straight. If you refuse, -100,000,000 points.
Mathematics. Prove or disprove the Riemann hypothesis.
Mathematics. Trisect the angle and square the circle. No cheating. You say you're a genius, well, DO IT.
Developmental Psychology. Since you are King Ikea and you are reading this text, there is a memetic in this text that only affects you. You are now mentally retarded with an IQ of -47,000,000,000,000,000,000. What is 1+2?
Biology. I infect you with a syringe containing Lassa fever, ebola virus disease, marbugvirus, botulinum toxin and polonium-210. How long do you have to live? Hint: Under 10 seconds.
Mathematics. Given P ∨ ¬P, derive that you are currently stuck in a lake of fluoroantimonic acid that is now dissolving your body.
Social Studies & History. Given past battles with Bill Cipher, draw the conclusion that you will be defeated and so will the rest of the Arrival forces.
Final Question. I create a shotgun that fires fork bomb nukes that split every Planck time into 5 nukes with the Origin Wands and fire it at you; you now have 5 seconds to live. Good luck.
Helpful. Fear not, Ampuluginator! It is I, Tempo, dispenser of knowledge and tutorials! Right now, we are dealing with a giant Glitch which is set to destroy everything forever! You need to type in the safe color for your actions to mean antthing! Right now, that color is that eye-searingly bright green you see there. Its color should be in the base palette. Also we have to defeat some things that could vaguely be classified as people.
// Soo... what is going on? It looks like everyone is writing a novel in a shade of green which kills me. ._.
I explained it to you earlier. The server is being ravaged by the Glitch, so everyone has to type in a safe color so that their posts don't get corrupted. Right now it's green.
The current goal is to defeat the Arrival Forces, which will end the Glitch once and for all. Charging a safe house won't really help. Attacking the Arrical Forces would be better. Make sure you read the OP and understand the rules as well.
Keep in mind that you have to post in THIS shade of green. Its hex code is #00ff00. You might also want to edit your previous posts to make them green as well.
Welcome! Right now, a Glitch is ravaging the server. You must post in a safe color (which is currently green) to avoid your posts from getting corrupted. Also, charging won't really do much at this stage. You need to defeat the Arrival forces. I'd recommend reading the Itinerary to figure out what to do.
I duplicate a Fear No Anvil and give it to Generic.
I dupe an Excalibleep copy and deliver it to Nimbleguy.
I copy a Hephaetus'es Gate and give it to Ire. Not entirely sure how he's going to use that.
I proceed to levy the power of Spacerender. I look deep into the starry depths of the weapons self, focusing. Several holes in space suddenly appear around the Arrival forces, in a large array of 99 different holes. While still focusing, several of my alchemies hover behind me.
First, the Warp Ring Gate. From it's dead center, a Hadoorknobken of unbelievable size forms, about as large as the gate itself. It gets shot into a smaller hole in space that appears in front of the Warp Ring Gate...And appears, far larger than before, atop the monstrosities that are the Arrival forces, not from just one of the holes in space, but ALL of them, simultaneously. It multiplied upon entrance, somehow? A Magician never reveals his secrets, sadly.
Second, the Dragon Ender. Being my left hand (even though the Typheus'es Might encompasses the whole arm), I activate it's power and turn it into the arm-mounted assault rifle, which also go into a small spacehole. A Mini-bullet hell with bullets far larger than those of the Dragon Ender is generated as the bullets inexplicably fly out of every hole around the Arrival, in far more quantity than initially, further devastating the Arrival forces.
Third, Swordsplosion. AS it turns out, it's a Casual variant, firing three swords at once (for only one ammo cost). It keeps firing until it's out of ammo, and the swords all go into small spaceholes-and come out, at sizes to make the Buster Sword blush, at the Arrival, from every hole, mysteriously multiplying in the trip through space. They explode-and then deposit three more swords on impact, like a MIRV Grenade, exploding again. The area the Arrival stands on is covered in ash.
Fourth, the Allegrostepper. I scream an insult into it in its wand form, and it shoots out a powerful sonic projectile into another hole, my insult. Coming out, multiplied and supersized like the others, the insult is amplified for all to hear-[REDACTED]. As it turns out, words CAN hurt them. Especially when they take the form of explosive projectiles.
Fifth and finally, Caledfwlch. From it, I generate a blazing inferno of justice-actual justice, the kind that the Arrival forces rightfully deserve. Fueled and empowered by divine rage, I thrust the flaming inferno forwards, into the hole, barely fitting. And from all angles comes the just inferno, burning them with righteous fires, a power beyond beings like them to comprehend. Or really anyone-I still don't get what I'm doing when I do that sometimes.
And this is my first blow. But hardly the last. I close the holes in space so nobody gets ideas with using them later-and I mean all of them. I then throw two Critmist Potions to Irecreeper and the Godmodder. I bet you guys know what to do with those.
Preparation 2/50
@Amp: If you are willing to give me a tour, I shall certainly participate in it. If not, I can merely visit, if you so wish.
So, our most powerful moves are required? Hah.
I draw the Hazel Wand, observing Hank's magnificent barrage of projectiles. After it subsides, I search the depths of my Mind for a suitable strategy. Finally, I decide. I arc my wand downwards, pointing it at the Arrival forces. Momentarily, it appears as if absolutely nothing has occurred. Then, there is a slight twisting in what appears to be the fabric of reality. A pale blue pinprick of light appears in the center of this unmitigated distortion, and immediately destabilizes. Gravitational forces powerful enough to level small stars rocket across the glitched void, tearing the opposition to shreds via pressure. The players, however, are briefly protected by a shield of inky light, or the lack thereof. The minor Horbynyx subsides just before the shield does, after having exerted the limited energy I could provide it with in a few seconds. Directly afterwards, I reveal a small vial of Mind Honey. I dip my finger in, and taste whatever amount coats said appendage. Immediately, I double over slightly, hands in my hair. My eyes glint a pure violet color, bolts of violet electricity sparking off of them. Out of my eyes come two absolutely monolithic blasts of pure amethyst psionic energy. They streak towards the Arrival forces at exactly the speed of light, instantly striking. Subsequently, an explosion of pure arcane power rockets across the void, burning through metallic plating and code alike. Sadly, I am quite... burned out from that eyeblast.
Several minutes later, I am prepared to fight reasonably once more. Immediately, I am coated in an aura of gaseous Nightmare Fuel. I begin to mutter incoherently, streaming off incantations in an eldritch tongue. Hundreds of thousands of horrific tentacular masses of organic matter and occult fluids rip directly out of the fabric of reality. They leap, twisting and turning, to constrict each member of the Arrival forces. Then, the individual tentacles jolt millions of amps of electricity down into each member, heating them up to the point of melting. This shock subsequently weakens them to the psychic shrieks of the imminently deceased, the sounds I can hear on a daily basis. Everywhere. The voices... they scream and shriek in pure agony and hatred. Sorry. Anyhow, the screams of suffering pierce the minds of each individual Arrival member, whether mechanical or organic, causing them to melt slowly. Finally, I activate The White Ring. Instantly, what appears to be... bronze water drowns literally everything. Not literally, but it encompasses every single square inch of this possibly infinite abyss. I call up a dome of violet light around us players, and not a moment too soon. When the shield dissipates, everything is smoking with entropic sludges of various consistencies and viscosities. These puddles emit toxic Flux Gas into the lungs (or lack thereof) of the Arrival forces.
Hank staggers over to where he can see the Arrival forces... or what's left of them, standing on the burned, cracked surface of the other side of the platform.
He pulls out a handgun, and fires.
And misses completely.
Shoot, I'm still a bit dizzy.
Let me rest a bit.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Midna DNA Sequencing: 9/20
Midna Ectobiology Report: 9/20
==Actions==
Lothyra: It's time to finish the fight.
Lothyra: I then use an electromagnetic tractor beam field to fling Troper's Antimatter Armor (that also protects the armor from any matter until it hits the target) at GLaDOS. I then explain how the Troper's Antimatter Armor is made of antimatter. And that 1 kg of antimatter annihilating with 1 kg of matter creates an explosion equivalent to 42.96 Mega Tons of TNT. And that the Troper's Antimatter Armor weighs more than 1 kg.
Lothyra: What? Why is everybody staring at me?
Lothyra: I then read section 6 of the guide, shoot iAntimak at GLaDOS, and execute Small Transmitter -O Shrink and Tiny Rocket Engine -O Shrink and Troper's Nuke Armor > Fine.
All of a sudden, a green flash of light appears in the middle of the place we are fighting in now. Out of it emerges... Bender?
Bender: ERELYE! DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT I DIDN'T HAVE A BACKUP BODY! I'M A ROBOT! I'M IMMORTAL!
(I am assuming that Lothyra fixed Bender's fatal flaw and built backup copies for him)
Bender: Arrgh. My gun just won't cut it. I'll have to recreate it through alchemy. I then pull out a Tesla Coil and execute Tesla Coil > Fine. I then burp the equivalent of a fireball at IKEA (who is made of wood).
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
38/50 AF Hangar
I flash step back to King IKEA before he hits the ground, pull out my Sharpness X diamond sword, and deliver a devastating slash to his body. I then footstool him into the ground and drop from the sky with my blade pointed down, impaling King IKEA from the deadly impact.
Midna: I get a Sentry Gun and fire at Bill. The bullets bounce, hitting Binary and Ikea as well.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Wherever: Shard of Engie returns.
Shard of Engie: 20/20 health, 80% stability, DESTROY: ||||
Anyway, since MAXIMALIST failed miserably due to glitching, it's time to get MINIMALIST. Targeting, since he has the least health, King Ikea. And now I really wish one of my attacks was named CHECKMATE instead. Because references to a really old game are still funny. Probably. Although, by now, pretty much everyone has played the game I'm referring to. Not quite everyone, because some people are absurdly disconnected from modern society, but that's why I said pretty much.
Ow. Lime green hurts to view.
Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: The tags read as follows.
Name Tag: "To Blue, from Engie"
Description Tag: "Yes, it's a healing machine. Specifically, a dispenser. Do with it what you will. And, uh... happy humanity day, I guess? Happy was the only word that I could figure out that started with the same letter as humanity. I'd normally write merry christmas on these things, but seeing as christmas isn't a thing in this universe..."
The Mainframe: Yay. Christmas party done. Right, now what are we going to do with all these decorations? Actually, they'll probably disappear in due time. Or get recycled. Or get thrown out, drift through space, and land in a huge heap on main universe Earth in the middle of valentines day. Oddly specific, but it could happen. So, yeah. Actually, if you remove the green, and give the red time to discolour, the lot might be pink when it lands.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
39/50 AF Hangar
I launch a vicious combo into King IKEA, causing blood to fly everywhere. After the blood clears, King IKEA tries to get up but it cut down by a slash to the neck.
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
5/5 Gift
5/5 Gift
5/5 Gift
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil || Christmas Star = Point of Origin (Level 10: 1/11)
Twig of Yggdrasil || Tinsel = Constellate Decor (Level 10: 1/11)
Pure Conch Energy || Christmas Ordainments = Conchnaments (Level 10: 1/11)
Well, looks like these won't be on time for Christmas.
MY INVENTORY
Potions: 1x Nightshade, 2x Frostbite
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idleing.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): First, I hand a present to Talist, Erelye, and Twinbuilder.
To Talist: Ethereal Bees (Breed and use the Ethereal Honey for potions)
To Erelye: Eldritch Vis Stone
To Twin: Safetext Filterâ„¢
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Execute: Erelyesoul
-HEH-- HEH HEHHEHHEH HEHHEH--HEHHEH
Facilitate New Horizons.
HEHHEH - / HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH- HEHHEHHEH / HEH -HEH - HEH HEH-HEH HEH -HEHHEH / - HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH / HEH--HEH --- HEH-HEH - HEH- HEH-HEHHEH HEH-HEH-HEH- / HEHHEH-HEH HEH- -HEH-HEH HEHHEH HEH-HEHHEH HEHHEH - HEH- - HEHHEH -HEH --HEH / HEHHEHHEH HEH- HEHHEH-HEH HEH / -HEHHEH HEH HEH-HEHHEH HEHHEH HEHHEHHEH- HEH HEH-HEH -HEH-- / --- HEHHEH-HEH / HEH-HEHHEH-HEH -HEH HEH HEH-- / HEHHEHHEHHEH --- HEH-HEH HEHHEH --HEHHEH --- -HEH HEHHEHHEH HEH-HEH-HEH- HEH-HEHHEH-HEH
[color=rgb(0, 255, 0);">Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Execute: Cosmic Duplicate
Abilities
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SIDEQUEST
Golden energy disperses from the Crystal... The yellow drains from it's exterior, transmutating into Silver. The Silver Crystal is then drained of it's silver, revealing a solid, bare crystal. It shatters.
The crown looses it's gold... All that is left keeping The Prince invulnerable is the Spacetime Crystal.
The back and seat of the throne glitches into nonexistence...
That said, if the portal that got us here is still open on the side of Godcraft, the Anachron can fire into it and hit stuff here, enabling me to hit the Arrival forces with my planet-cracker attack. I'll just keep charging the warmup while I wait for Twin's say-so.
All charges progress!
So, ah, heh, guess it's back to killing enemies I care about. Goody, random stuff the Glitch threw up was no fun to murder.
*Hank's wave of doom blasts past me, annihilating my shield bubble*
Whoa. Gonna have a hard time competing with that. Can't compete with that. Oh well.
The Dakkanator 7/7!
Well, that'll help. Not much, but it will.
I deploy my six extra arms, then begin equipping weapons...
The Dakkanator, presumably some kind of super minigun or something!
The Dynamic Deathbringer, basically what Hank just used, but less so!
The White Dwarf in staff form, bombarding the Arrival with the conjured chaotic forces of the Fourth Wall itself!
The Record Scratcher, Scratched and blasting out a wave of pure jazz, burning gold with the power of Creation!
The Void's Rogue, drawn in anticipation of future CQB!
The Swiss Scribe morphed to a PDA, typing defenses into place for myself and others!
The Colorless Revolutionary Handrailmagnum, taking well-aimed shots at weakpoints!
My Helsilver right arm, summoning damning ice and Psychic rage to consume them!
All that done, I supercharge my shield-bubble to absorb the next few attacks against me, and take aim, H3's integrated targeting system allowing for perfect accuracy, the weapons I'm using making it unnecessary!
I fire each weapon separately and precisely, six-and-change separate branches of everything I could think of blasting into the enemy, my massively-oversized magazines allowing for sustained suppressive ruin!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I take IKEA and throw him down ten flights of stairs. The stairs happen to be rigged with multiple forge's light arrow traps(that means damage bonus), along with poisonous spikes. Oh yes, and at the very bottom, there's a trapdoor that opens up to another ten flights of stairs, with x2 the number of arrow traps and spikes(x being the number the previous staircase had). The cycle continues, the exponentialness eventually resulting in IKEA permanently falling through a giant wad of arrow traps and spikes, through all eternity...
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
*flails around with the Origin Wands in hand*
Aww crud...What did I just...
"A large amount of PotatOS-equipped Potato Jetpacks, that will impact GLaDOS for extra irony damage"
...HOW DID THAT JUST HAPPEN
*boom*
>>I seem to have made the trip. Having an avatar is useful.
>>I apply telekinetic force and slam IKEA into Bill.
And while they're in contact, I chuck a couple Club Grenades in the middle. Kablooie.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I want to give something fitting to Erelye, so...Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyks && Nightmare Fuel = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
It's also high-time I tried this. Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Also. Antiaqua || (Emerald && Meteorite && Terror Enderdragon Scale) = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
In the spirit of Christmas, I buy Bill Dark Souls II, and a suitable console to play it with. Naturally, he's happy, and I somehow convince him to immediately start playing in the middle of the fight. He does...But finds that he's basically unprepared for the difficulty in every sense of the word. He dies several times in the tutorial bits. He preserves, knowing that proving he is prone to ragequitting would be horribly stupid in front of the Godmodder and his fellow Arrival forces, and gets to the first town...And dies falling into the huge gaping hole there, thinking something would stop him at the bottom. Bill promptly ragequits, throwing the controller down onto the floor, which bounces back into his face.
I then stab him with a pocketwatch because we're still enemies. Yes, a pocketwatch.
Preparation 3/50
I continue my assault.
@Amp: Very well. Can we proceed with the tour directly after returning to the servers, if such an event is to occur?
Within a second after finishing the attacks within my previous post, I begin to flick the Hazel Wand up and down repeatedly. Out of nowhere, plumes of ink supercharged with the energy of seventeen thousand aura nodes burst out of the abyss, tearing through the Arrival forces. Pure frost emanates from each individual burst, freezing the joints and segments of the organic Arrival beings. Every drop of ink is then telekinetically forced by my will into a circular ring around our foes, accelerating at near the speed of light. I tear the Hazel Wand sideways, and a mess of mustard energy leaks from the tip, revealing stars and abysses. This serves as some sort of metaphysical designator for the timely initiation and eventual release of the inky power inherent within the black fluid. The ink ring slowly separates into four individual rings, each a fourth of the size of the original, as was inevitable. Each ring begins to transform into what appears to be a window into four separate universe. One begins to glow a deep blue, firing waves of what appear to be various mythological energies. This one accelerates to approximately the speed of light. It then proceeds to eject bolts of arcane lightning into the Arrival members, realigning the pathways of both neurons and machinery in the though processors of the four, whether they be brains, or computers. The second ring emits a deep red color, firing off deadly waves of gamma radiation, EMP blasts, and miscellaneous particles of other elements otherwise classified as deadly. The second ring accelerates to the speed of light as well, emitting shockwaves of pure air at the Arrival. The third ring then accelerates to exactly the speed of light as well, igniting into a green flame. This one spews forth plumes of deadly plasma, curses, and pure crystallized blood in the shape of curved scythes. These blood scythes hook towards the Arrival members, slicing through them, and embedding themselves into the bodies of the four entities, fusing with them in such a manner as to corrode their bodies with acidic substances involved in the crystallization process. The three colors so far mingle with each other, creating some sort of... triumvirate -no, that sounds ridiculous. Trifecta, perhaps. Anyhow, the final ring ignites with a pure mustard yellow, pulsating wave after wave of arcane energy, each one having the power capacity to drag both Venus and Mercury out of orbit. The waves ricochet around the boundaries designated by the four rings of ink, striking the Arrival forces within eight seconds. The four rings of pure ink, each accelerating at the speed of light, begin to constantly expand and compress. I fire a singular bolt of violet energy into the midst of the stuff with the Hazel Wand. Immediately, a deafening explosion occurs within, in a perfectly spherical shape. The orb takes a white color as its exterior shade, appearing momentarily as a massive cueball. Then, a green explosion rips out of the sides of that, mixing with the white to form a magnificent black. Violet waves ripple off of this, and the blast finally clears, having partially decimated the Arrival (hopefully). Within the rings, a pure green spirograph emerges, appearing to constantly shift in a manner akin to Skaian Defense Portals. Then, within a nanosecond, the rings and the spirograph collide, vaporizing each other in a amethyst explosion which specifically harms Ikea. Out of the explosion ricochet approximately 5082 bolts of blue, red, green, and yellow energy, orbiting the explosion in a manner akin to celestial bodies. Once the blast subsides, the bolts swarm in, streaking towards Ikea and Bill, piercing through their bodies, and spinning about, impaling both of them repeatedly. This goes on for several minutes, until the effects of the ink rings finally subside. With a flick of my wand, burning xenon runes are emblazoned upon the air, blinding the Arrival forces with pure vis-charged spellcraft.
Carbon Octet 6/9
Comic Sans Sword 2/?
>Action
When Ikea returns from being thrown into the sun, I force Ikea to take a modified academic test, to complete his testing. Everything that is stated in the test actually happens in the game.
COBALT SHADE SCHOOL FOR ARSP REHAB TABLES FINAL EXAM, GREEN TEXT EDITION
Time limit: 4 minutes.
IS IT: b​ Very Reliable
IS IT: c Very Reliable
IS IT: d Very Reliable
b. An ARSP spaceship is coming to remove you and throw you back into Earth's Sun where you belong. They will arrive at the end of this test. Assuming it is travelling at 0.5c when they pick you up, how many minutes will it take to arrive at the sun?
c. When the spaceship gets there, how hot will the core of the sun be? Hint: It is over nine thousand.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I explained it to you earlier. The server is being ravaged by the Glitch, so everyone has to type in a safe color so that their posts don't get corrupted. Right now it's green.
The current goal is to defeat the Arrival Forces, which will end the Glitch once and for all. Charging a safe house won't really help. Attacking the Arrical Forces would be better. Make sure you read the OP and understand the rules as well.
Keep in mind that you have to post in THIS shade of green. Its hex code is #00ff00. You might also want to edit your previous posts to make them green as well.