Ooh a party? I would love to. Don't worry, I'm not using magenta. I am now officially twenty percent less Trickster. And... I guess I have a gift? I remember having brewed a Potion of Potential... Here. If I recall correctly, it's just a finer Awkward Potion. Causes a random effect upon drinking. Also have... um. I'd try to alchemize something, but all my slots seem to be taken. And Future me is dead. Hm. That was probably something stupid that I did. Wait my tensing is inconsistent. And my knowledge. I suppose most of it could be easily explained though. Anyways I'll try to get you something later.
In the middle of the Payday Battle, Lothyra is checking the monitors on her suit when, "DivisionByZero Error. Suit OS shutting down."
What? No! My suit! Now everybody will know who I am!
Her suit then powers down, her helmet deploying to reveal that she is what appears to be a, wait what? She appears to be a female elf. And quite attractive too. Argh. Now everybody knows who I am and why I was talking to Erelye and Amperz. Yes, I am an elf. Oh, but the WORLD IS ENDING! SO NO QUESTIONS UNTIL THE GLITCH IS STOPPED! Hmm. It seems like my suit will be mere armor for awhile. I can still use my gun though.
Bender stares at Lothyra. What! You're like Erelye? Oh great, another of those wimps who just whine about their lost race. Why should I work for you know? You were cool in that mysterious suit.
Lothyra takes out a ton of money. Grr. Fine. But don't expect me to stay loyal to you!
During the payday battle, Lothyra is fighting the animatronics when a shot from them hits her armor straight in the chest. The blast causes the armor to fall apart Iron Man 3-style.
Crap. I knew that making it auto-assemble was a bad idea.
You see a blond-orangey-haired female elf wearing a smaller suit of grey armor (think Zero Suit but more armored and FAR less revealing/fanservicey). Her eyes are green and are overlaid with various HUD-like elements. She has a face far less bony than you'd expect for a generic elf. She wears a ponytail, and as a sidetone you see that she is quite attractive. Which actually isn't that special for an elf. At least, for the type of elf that most people are familiar with.
Well now people know who I am. I probably couldn't hide it for much longer, anyway. Name's Silentread. Loather Silentread. Yes, that was a reference. I actually bothered to do my research on Earth pop culture. And now,
She pulls another suit of armor out of her hammerspace inventory.
I think I'll protect myself with something less unstable.
She then dons the suit. You notice that it has no visor. Instead it has what appears to be tiny cameras where the eyes would be.
What? You think I'd keep that security risk around? And I don't care if it looks cool.
STORYEDIT: Another retcon. Some of my early dialogue was so terrible. Also this reveals a lot about herself.
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Y'know, my war armor just reverts to non-computerized muscle-feedback and mechanical life support when the OS goes FUBAR, why'd you make yours fail-open? In an environment like this that could be extremely fatal!
...O'course, I'm dealing with a sentient OS, so if he goes crazy I want him dead, not rebooting, maybe a little more paranoia goin' around.
{{You re4liz3 I heard 7hat.
Yeah? So?
... -~- ...Incid3nt4lly, I would like 7o sp34k with your5elf and Redeyes in p3r5on, 47 your earliest convenience.
What would you have of us, Machine?
This g4ggle of sup3rs7itious provincial5 you call a cr3w h4s decided you are demigods.
Aaand this is bad? Cause, uh, if that makes em loyal, then-
I would consider it worth discussion. Make an appointment for tomorrow, Machine.}}
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Two Swords {DUAL WIELD! *Stabbitty* *Slice*} && Runes of Legendary Agility && The Blood of a God, Slain by My own Hand 1/?
I finish charging my Machina {I scoped in, I was charging the thing, since that's how TF2 snippars work} and take a shot at one of the Medics!
Assuming the RPLS attack was retconned, I begin a charge to allow me to try again. 1/20
Ignore this, im just reposting so i dont have to scroll as far once i revive. Also, Plot armor on coarse gives iron armor but diamond armor also makes plot armor? Weird.
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I flash-step before Lothyra and Bender. I am utterly unaffected by Lothyra's alleged beauty. As if I were already smitten with another, which is quite true.
So, you complain about my supposed whinging on the matter of who I am? I have not stated one thing to you on the matter. I have forged a universe of fuchsia with people I have known all my life.
And wimp as well? I may not be the strongest entity you will meet in paradox space, nor the most powerful. However, I assure you, I have the capacity to burn you into oblivion. Perhaps your complaining is a sign, and I should use time travel to stop you from ever having enjoyment and purpose in you cold mechanical life, to sentence everything you enjoy to utter oblivion.
Or perhaps I should just tear you to minuscule pieces with my mind, and scatter you across the surface of a star.
A violet aura glows about me as I instantaneously draw the Hazel Wand.
Just one twitch. One unfathomably minuscule movement, and I shall annihilate you.
Incidentally, I was wondering if I have permission to enter the Anachron, Amp. Is this the case?
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
All of a sudden, a green glowing sphere appears out of nowhere. Bender then jumps in and (since it is a paradox-correcting time sphere) travels to right before he insults the elven race, and kills his past self. Problem solved.
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Do you think I am honestly going to allow you to do that?
You wish to escape? Hah. I did warn you.
And, with that, I mutter an incantation just as that infernal code is thought of being recited.
Feuyanirmë undumë.
Bender is driven absolutely silent as his internal machinery swiftly begins to melt and transform into pure organic matter. The Hazel Wand proceeds to pulsate a mixture of violet and Grimdark energy. I raise it, pointing it directly at the inert automaton's head. Well, he is an automaton for now. As you can see, he is slowly melting as his body is torn to code. This is what occurs when people go too far with their insults. He will respawn, in time, I suppose.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I give tazz ten crit potions, use one on myself, then BT:Colourmatic the stickyspammer
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the stickyspammer
Potions: Critmist II x9
I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.
I pass the infini-gifter around to everyone once. They all get a gift from it, whether they want to or not.
-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-
What? They're just setting up decorations. I trust them with my life... not that I have much choice.
Er... not really. This isn't really secretive per se, it'd just be better the fewer people here knew about it.
Do you not have teleportation abilities? Um...Red?
Red gets up, and grabs Wilson's paw.
Thanks for the visit, Wilson. Try not to get glitched to death.
The two of them disappear in a flash of red, re-appearing in Wilson's lab.
Hey, you don't mind if I grab a potion of magic, do you?
The Mini IC turns into confetti, which glitches out to become rain, which glitches out to become missiles that hurtle towards the Meme Dream Team, dealing 6,000 damage to them!
Lothyra: *GASP* I'm alive! (BTW, Orange is now my chumhandle color and Lothyra's dialog color.)
I then shoot the medic with iAntimak.
Hmm. I have an idea for a powerful tool. Bender, I am about to start work on another alchemy...
I pull out some UU-MATTER, a LARGE CELL COLONY, and a TRANSMITTER. I use the Enlarger to shrink the Transmitter and a Small Rocket Engine.
Bender: What is that chick doing?
I then stuff the Animatronic Soldier inside my Momcorp Hyperspace CompartmentTM ,which through the powers of Phlebontium and Rule of Funny, contains a recycling plant. You can guess what happens then. Also, I search TIE-FIGHTER # 68.
Can't think of any Alchemies right now! Ugh! I can give Modpack +2, though.
However, I do have Critmist Potions! NOW IS THE TIME! I use the Potions of Critmist on myself, CobaltShade, TT2000, and The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man, and begin the first attack in the chain of attacks I will quickly dub...MAELSTROM OF LEAD!
I point at the glitch-born Mercenary Animatronics, hate in my eyes, then levy literally EVERY projectile-spouting weapon I possess! That would be Nukem, Swordsplosion, the Unkempt Harold, Excalibleep, Ol' Slagger, the Slag-Shocker, The Allegrostepper's Wand form, The Whole Note, The Dragon Ender, The Irate Schrezo, the Endscoper of Zillyfyre, the Sweetrifle of Zillyhamm in Rifle Mode, the Koopa Candyslayer, the Ringscoper of Zillyded, the Candycar Trophy of Zillybows (activated), the Lavascoper of Zillywen, the Vulcanizer, the Ring Deader, The Man Ender and the Iron Fist, then to add to this insane arsenal of weapons, I activate Armed and Dangerous to summon Lefty again! With my insane arsenal, the effects of Critmist, and pure HATE of glitch in my deep soul, I fire EVERYTHING, absolutely EVERYTHING, at my target!
My target is the Stickyspammer, of course. If he is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, One of the Spies. If that is dead as well, the Demoknight.
My endless assault of projectiles is only the beginning, though! My allies! Strike true!
I also search TIE 11.
> MAELSTROM OF LEAD: ATTACK ONE - PROJECTILE PENUMBRA
I examine my brand new divination tool, and search TIE-Fighter #21.
If I may do so, I use the Spare Tentacle on the Animatronic Demoknight. Under other circumstances, I would be inclined to do more, but I have no time to loose. I am researching.
Then, I draw the Hazel Wand. Staring down the Soldier, I decide to raise the dead to assault it. Alas, there are none left to raise, thanks to my own exploits. Therefore, I proceed to use the next best thing. In this case, that would be arcane bombardment via shadows. With a wave of the Wand, shadows begin to... congeal in the air above, forming into a far more manageable gaseous state. After approximately five and eighty-two thousandths minutes, they form into several large masses, blotting out the sun. Then, I utilize my permanent Grimdarkness. A chain of several forked orchid lightning bolts leap from the sky, all striking the Animatronic Soldier. Then, I arc the Hazel Wand downward. The masses of pure esoteric shadow split into hundreds of thousands of messy orbs, occasionally expanding or compressing in a... satisfactory manner. Hah. Anyhow, the thousands of shadow bolts streak into motion, moving at half the speed of light. Within a nanosecond, thousands of shadowbolts are crashing against the surface of GodCraft, violently exploding, and emitting pure darkness. Fifty-eight of these bolts strike the Soldier, freezing the joints of the thing. After around five more seconds, every shadowbolt has hit GodCraft. All that remains is around seventeen gallons of liquid shadow. What ever shall I do with it? /s I telekinetically pull the stuff around myself, forming a pure black silhouette shaped like a Minecraft avatar, and the player posting below me, doing the same. This shadow armor is impossible to break, and focuses the energy of darkness, stopping the attacks of those who strike it with a combination of blindness-inducing curses, Shadow Corruption, and the effects of being in a vacuum, oddly enough. (If the above attack slew the Soldier, I use this on the next available animatronic).
VOIDVIEWER: A purple medallion in the shape of the Mind Symbol. Using it causes the symbol to grow and form a mirror the size of a computer monitor, allowing its user to peer into any area of the Void at any point in time.
The SPARE TENTACLE Constricts the Demoknight!
36 damage to the Soldier!
You and Cobalt are shielded from attack this turn!
>Action
Accepting the critmist potions, I proceed to go gorilla gorilla crazy on the Stickyspammer, continuing the chain:
I cut the Stickyspammer into eight pieces with the Nuclear Powersaw, then fire at him simultaneously with Chemocide and Chemostriker. One eighth is dissolved by fluoroantimonic acid, while another eighth is dissolved by chlorine trifluoride.
I then use the Origin Wands again to send a bullet hell level of 57,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 projectiles of varying technological progress at the third, fourth, fifth and sixth eighths. They range from rocks to ICBMs. That half is absolutely destroyed. The seventh and eighth eighths are smited with the power of Notch and given Lassa fever with Notch's Smiter.
If the Stickyspammer is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, target one of the Spies with lower health. If he is dead, target the Demoknight.
I stand in the critmist potion, letting it soak into my skin! I then proceed to pull out FORGE'S LIGHT, and use SQUARE ROOT: LEVEL 10: EXPONENTIAL! But I don't actually use it, I only use it enough to gain it's attack power! Then I proceed to shoot tons and tons AND TONS of Forge's Light arrows at all the animatronics at once! The arrows hit every part of their animatronic bodies, and pierce in such a way as to hit every part of their insides too! I summon multiple ARROW WARRIORS to further increase my APS, and then I clone myself and equip my clones with my other bows, Starry Night, Arcum Dei, Points Constellae, and anything and everything else I have! We keep it up for a whole ten minutes in attack-time!
When I'm done, the animatronics are now legally classified as a quiver!
> MAELSTROM OF LEAD: ATTACK THREE - ARROWPOCALYPSE
20 damage to every Animatronic besides the Sentry Gun! Stickyspammer killed! Medic killed!
I check TIE Fighter #38.
The MEME DREAM TEAM attacks the L3 SENTRY GUN! It makes a MEME SENTRY GUN, which fires, runs up to the sentry gun, and explodes!
CHAIN ATTACK CON'T:
My target is the Stickyspammer. If he is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, One of the Spies. If that is dead as well, the Demoknight.
I duel wield the CALEDFWLCH and the GOFODDWFN, and then SHOVE THEM INTO THE DOOMBRINGER'S AMMUNITION PORT! It transforms into the WELSH GUN MODE, and launches the WELSH SWORDS at the target! They boomerang around the animatronics, and then return to me. I then pull out the X-QUANTIZER and HIS HAND, and using DOOM and GREEN SUN POWERS, send that animatronic to his fated doom, which is now destiny due to a mix of GREEN SUN OMNIPOWER and DOOM! I then pull out the DOOMBRINGER again, on liquid ammo mode, and squirt the animatronic with CARROT JUICE! The best drink available, now spiked with DOOM! I then take out the SINGULARITY and DARK MATTERS, and create tons of minature black holes, which I combine together into a massive CHAOTIC BLACK HOLE, which is launched right into the animatronics. In a one time-power blast, I shoot the animatronic with the ELEMENT'S ENDER on Plutonium-239 mode, and radiate the animatronic (giving it radiation poisoning!).
Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = Antimatter Bullet 6/9
Doom Bullet && Barbahole = Black Hole Bullet 6/9
NEW Glitched Modpack Files && JEGUS'S MIGHT = ??? 1/??
Meme Dream Team XD 48/50 (Tazz'd, Cobalt'd, TT'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 2/30
WAAAAA!
N-NO!
...
Argh...
AAAAHHHHhHHhhahsasu Talist, it is happening now.
The walls of the room tumble to the ground... What should be the other rooms appears as an empty void, glitched into oblivion. The floor shatters, and everything is left standing in an empty plane. Nothing else except Fabric of Reality keeping everyone from doom. Everyone stands. The Prince is hanging on to his last percent of Waluiginess after his complete corruption. A giant bar looms overhead, displaying health. Three letters flash on it. N, a, and N. The Prince seems to be drawing his last bits of energy from the two remaining crystals. The gems on his crown flash gold, pink, and blue. The rim throbs a pale purple, deprived of almost all Waluigi.
You're going to have to redo your alchemies and your special attack.
I request the Codex codes of the following Alchemies: The Irate Schrezo, the Whole Note, the Orb of Condiments, the Allegrostepper, Hemera's Thorn, The Slag-Shocker, Excalibleep, Hemera's Gate, Unkempt Harold, Swordsplosion, Nukem, The Glitch-Proof Armor, Spacerender, The Quills of Enchida, the Miniature Green Sun, and the Golden Globe. I also duplicate the Golden Globe and hand it to CobaltShade in the spirit of Cooperation and Christmas. I likewise duplicate a copy of the Vulcanizer and give it to Fseftr.
I'm nowhere near through with these crummy TF2 Animatronics! I immediately continue the relentless chain!
I remember that I totally forgot about the Sacred Chiller! As if an apology, I take the neglected weapon up and fire it until I can literally not fire it further, attempting to freeze the target as much as possible and doing as much harm with the weapon as possible. I also gather up every door that definitely isn't level 10: The Adamantium Doors, the Voidstone Door, The Warp Ring, the Warp Ring Gate, the Door of Zillyvoid, and the Pandoor of Zillybahr, and unleash the inherent door energies in each and every one to create a small flood of HADOORKNOBKENS.
This, however, is only a distraction and a prelude to my true attack-Overtourged! At long last! Strike true!
My target is the Stickyspammer, of course. If he is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, One of the Spies. If that is dead as well, the Demoknight.
You gather up all of the weapons you alchemized that were made by Torgue and set off for Hyperion! Eventually, you find a secret base that describes how to turn all Torgue weapons into an uberpowered ultimate railgun! You quickly find the components you need and transform all your weapons into the Overtorgue! You head back to GodCraft and unload bullet nether on the Stickyspammer, truly making this a maelstrom of lead! 40 damage to both Spies!
#46 is a dud!
Irate Scherzo = o!!YtfA48
Whole Note = ygGrfr3?
Orb of Condiments = HEiN2f7a
The Allegrostepper = pR3570XW
Hemera's Thorn = FY322!rt
Slag-Shocker = TORGUEA13
Excalibleep = lEd62UIF
Hemera's Gate = FY3rEH?3
Unkempt Harold = TORGUE230
SWORDSPLOSION!!! = TORGUE222
Nukem = TORGUE234
Glitch-Proof Armor = [REDACTED]
The Spacerender = [REDACTED]
Quills of Echidna = !SCRTCH!
Miniature Green Sun = 587gfEr3
The Golden Globe = H?5frWpF
Hey! I've got the best antivirus on this thing! But Project Binary's power is overwhelming... He's gained too much power. His interference is spreading all throughout Earth! I think it's getting to the point where there's only one thing left to do...
>Action
I continue the chain: I summon up 271828182831415926161803398 copies of every gun in the world that functions properly! This includes everything from pistols to M134s! I then clone myself once for each gun and order my clones to first modify each gun to have the fire rate of 86753094136121025x an M134, and the muzzle velocity 6530124710420691337x that of a tank firing kinetic energy penetrator bullets, they have infinite ammo and instant reload, they fire armor piercing bullets, and when they fire they play musical and percussion notes! I then summon the TF2 Merc Statues with the Golden Globe that Tazz gave me. They are equipped with their standard loadouts. They then fire along, providing more music for my orchestra - I call it the Leadstorm Orchestra! My clones and I then perform every piece of music ever written in chronological order by year, then reverse chronologically by month, then alphabetically if finished on prime-numbered days and reverse alphabetically if finished on composite-numbered days or the first of the month, except they are FASTER-THAN-LIGHT-SPEED-CORE REMIX 2481632641282565121024 BPM, with all the guns aimed at the Stickyspammer! He is immediately pulverized by ridiculous amounts of bullets and attains the new world record for most bullets shot at an object!
If it will go through, I use the Origin Wands to summon the guns.
If the Stickyspammer is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, target the Spy with lower health. If he is dead, target the Demoknight.
> MAELSTROM OF LEAD: ATTACK SIX - LEADSTORM ORCHESTRA
THE OTHER TWO MEME TEAMERS (;3 and XD) APPEAR! (50/50)(50/50) They both attack the Heavy, and then semi-fuse with the other MEME TEAMER to create the MEMEBASE!
CHAIN ATTACK CON'T:
My target is the Stickyspammer. If he is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, One of the Spies. If that is dead as well, the Demoknight.
I pull out the QUANTUM CONUNDRUM, and set it on COMPLETELY RANDOM settings, and fire it at the target! Then I set the effect on DAMAGE, and shoot it again. While that is happening, and I shoot it with the MISDIRECTION RIFLE! I circle around and shoot it, resulting in its head spinning off from look around to see where the shots are coming from? Wait, what shots? After that, I throw throw the BIG BANG BOMBS at it, with a BARBAHOLE behind it, making a GIANT EXPLOSION to follow all the bullets! I then take out my TRUSTY DOOMBRINGER, on pool table mode, and fire DOOM CUE BALLS (not actually cue balls) at it, asking one question. HOW DO BALLS CUE???
Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = Antimatter Bullet 7/9
Doom Bullet && Barbahole = Black Hole Bullet 7/9
NEW Glitched Modpack Files && JEGUS'S MIGHT = ??? 2/??
Meme Dream Team XD 50/50 (Tazz'd, Cobalt'd, TT'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 3/30
Lothyra: I shoot the Heavy with iAntimak set to full auto. I then heal everybody a send computercraft turtles to build a carbon-plate bunker that players can enter to protect themselves.
Bender: I force the Demoknight to bite my shiny metal ass, causing his head area to become badly damaged and exposing opportunities for attack. I also search TIE-FIGHTER # 20.
The iAntimak's fire turns into bats! They then glitch to form a meteor that curves towards the Mech Buster Cannon, dealing 10,000 damage!
Oh, right. Stupid treaty. Anyway, I self-heal using a giant hot cocoa.
Caledball: 2/11. I preview it.
I materialize as a shadowy figure, grab Caledbec forcefully (thank you) and shoot its energies at the Chaos Shard. The Shard reflects them back at me. Crap. I disappear, and the rays instead collide with TIE #76, destroying (and therefore searching) it.
+3 HP!
Two animatronics this turn will minicrit!
CALEDBALL: A pure black version of Caledbec, with stars reflected in its surface. It crackles with green energy, and its record is an 8-Ball. Stripes of blue appear on its hilt. Its abilities are unknown.
>Action
Having exhausted most of my alchemies, I pull out Chemocide and an ordinary M134 and fire them into the Animatronic Stickyspammer, except that the M134 is modified to have a muzzle velocity of 0.9c and an equally ridiculous fire rate. If the Mercs are still around, they attack the Stickyspammer too. This is part of the chain attack.
I offer the duplicated Origin Wands to Netpatham and to Modpack. If they do not explicitly take them, I take them back.
If the Stickyspammer is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, target the Spy with lower health. If he is dead, target the Demoknight.
*I grab the Origin Wands....And immediately turn into conjuring "All the weapons used in the combo this attack is part of (STORM OF LEAD), in TF2 Sentry form, that have infinite ammo, fire at the fastest fire rate possible for anything in Minecraft, and can only shoot to hit Animatronics, starting with the weapons that will be most effective against the Animatronics currently in existence first."*
I then use the Scribe's/Void's Roguewands to conjure up the first weapon that the Origin Wands conjured, and duplicate 3 sets of 2.
I then use DRAW lvl 10 again and distribute those weapons to the Midnight Crew, and take aim at the first living member in the most-recently-used priority queue. I then toss the extra weapon to the next poster who does not have a copy of it.
The Glitch causes the OP Scale to roll over and the attack fails!
You REALLY shouldn't use a Special Attack two times in a row.
CHAIN ATTACK CON'T:
My target is the Stickyspammer. If he is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, One of the Spies. If that is dead as well, the Demoknight.
Well, I don't have that many weapons left. I load the IRON WEB, X-BLIZZARD and X-INFERNO into PALUTENA'S X-BOW, and fire them all at once! Then I pull back on the bow, and launch the WIDOW'S INFERNO, causing a fiery explosion to follow the blades! They then all fly back to me with Microsoft flight technology.
Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = Antimatter Bullet 8/9
Doom Bullet && Barbahole = Black Hole Bullet 8/9
NEW Glitched Modpack Files && JEGUS'S MIGHT = ??? 3/??
The Bringer Of Hope Scrope 1/30
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 3/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 1/30
Apparently, Modpack wishes for a plus one. +1 to Modpack, I suppose.
I search TIE-Fighter #64.
Twin, I think you should do what you feel is right. Listen not to us, for we are the sociopathic madmen you converse with daily. Spend time with your family; you will have plenty of time with us, I assure you.
I stare at those performing their magnificent attacks in tandem with each other, a delicate frown upon my face. Of course, I am quite amused at the fact that literally nobody created a series of attacks longer than the one I do every turn. Hah. In all seriousness, I am disappointed. However, I would rather not express this, as that would make me a hypocrite. Alas, the only person more idiotic, infuriating, and ignorant than me is past me.
The amusement fades. I ready a 113-Ball, the Hazel Wand, The White Ring, and a Miniature Green Sun. Flash-stepping before a random animatronic (that will not counterattack), I toss the billiard ball into the air. It begins to pulse english energy, flickering with a dark light. However, it defies gravity, levitating before me, and before the unfortunate animatronic. Then, I draw the Hazel Wand. I jab at the floating ball with the rod, and violet energy sweeps across my body. It streaks directly across the Wand, and energizes the ball. Then, I wave the Wand sideways. Instantaneously, I fire a blast of what appears to be black plasma through the ground. Flux Gases and Goos pour out of the planar wound excessively. I raise a slightly ink-stained hand, and the fluids/gases pour towards me. Then, I empty a Purification Potion, mixed with Silverwood leaves, upon the heterogenous mess of thaumic waste. Slowly, the thick, aubergine liquid fades to a lighter amethyst. Unadulterated liquid Vis. I proceed to pour a bottle of ink onto this, and focus my will. The mixed fluid levitates into the air, glowing violet, accelerating. Within a second, the stuff begins to form several tiny streams of mixed fluid. This stream then speeds over to the 113-Ball, and begins to orbit it, forming a sort of orbit akin to an atom of a particularly complex element. The flame-like english energy and violet aura remaining, I activate The White Ring, runes beginning to emit phosphorescent illumination with ease. The power of the ring forges a metaphysical hole in the pool ball, enough to fuse energy into. I examine the ball, noting the perpetual state of instability it exists within. Contemporarily, the thing commences the ejection of several english aura-colored sparks. At that, I fuse the core of the ball with the husk itself. The Miniature Green Sun flagrantly leaks all of its energy into the thing, hastening the process of entropy within the object. I point the Hazel Wand directly at the orb of destruction, and it sails towards the random animatronic. Just before striking the doomed entity, it erupts in emerald light, searing the corneas of all nearby. A minute or so later, when the light subsides, there is a crater where the unfortunate being was, spurting various Thaumaturgical wastes. Acidic substances tear through the flimsy earth, before resting upon the bedrock, dusting it in organic goop. I flash-step away, and strengthen my shadow-armor. I do this by vaporizing the fluctuating taint my bombardment produced, and using the resultant energy to charge the shield with pure taint.
#64 glows with a golden light! There's an object inside of it... You take it out! You've found the Server Chip!
It seems there's confusion as to what exactly happens when you die. I'll clear it up. When you die, you cannot post AT ALL for ONE TURN. You can't attack, you can't charge, you can't do alchemies, you can't do anything. The only thing you CAN do is make nullposts.
*cut to the ruins of the Sentry Army from my last post*
>>Activating collection network
>>Assembling from blueprint:
*the ruined remnants of the assorted Sentries from my previous attack levitate and form merely half of a new, massive weapon...*
*the telekinetic force pulls together long lines of red alloy wire, twisted in intricate patterns, forming runes of power...induction zones...strange, Escherlike structures...*
*Several thousand nano-scale forcefield generators are deployed in just the right places to deflect all the projectiles in a precise pattern...*
*A thousand Buildcraft Engines are deployed to provide power for the single shot...*
*the scraps of metal melt under the immense telekinetic pressure and slot into the central railgun...*
*quickly runs up and shoots every Animatronic with all the weapons, then hits them in vulnerable spots with all the weapons, and then smashes the Animatronics into one mass*
*time resumes normal speed*
...Was that supposed to happen?
>>Yes.
Why didn't you say anything?
>>It would have spoiled the surprise.
And...Where'd it go?
>>There.
*the guns all fire into the massed Animatronics*
...Whoa.
((And, it is, technically, longer. ;P))
He meant in terms of length, not width. Regardless, 40 damage to the Heavy!
I duplicate Caledfwlch and Hemera's Gate, and toss the former to TT2000 and the latter to Modpack. I'm not sure what Modpack will do with a massive Door dedicated to Hemera, but ah well!
I step over Generic's corpse and find a list on it-it says that I am allowed to take Typheus'es might (actually we discussed this over Pesterchum but hey). I duplicate Typheus'es Might and give the dupe to him. Then. I REALLY unleash.
Though Typheus'es Might isn't a Level 10 Alchemy, it's definitely a powerful one, and it's command over the windy thing is formidable. I use it to quickly gather up every weapon and every single piece of ammunition fired in this ludicrous(ly powerful) attack chain as well as the actual attackers, myself included, and blow them all at high speeds at the poor Animatronic sods one more time for a final, definitive pounding that finishes off the MAELSTROM OF LEAD. this targets the Stickyspammer, or the Soldier if the stickyspammer is gone, or the weaker Spy if that is gone, or the Demoknight if all of them have kicked it.
I do some ridiculous(ly awesome) combat pose and shout that we're just getting warmed up, as well. Whether or not that's true remains to be seen. TT2K's other two attacks are also in the air, but BLUH.
I also search TIE-Fighter #29.
> MAELSTROM OF LEAD: ATTACK TEN - TYPHOON FINALE
Heavy killed! The charged attack finally subsides...
I decidedly will not attack anything directly. My time is better devoted to defense, until the final point is reached. Some sort of entropy manipulation technique would be suited to this operation. And other things. Hah.
Now, I think it would be best if I were to prepare for the... project Gutza suggested. I shall have to prepare Grayhold. 1/50 (May I use my assists? It is fine if I cannot).
Afterwards, I peer at any remaining animatronics. However, I decide not to empty a metaphorical bottle of liquid suffering into them. Instead, I would find it more productive to serve as a guardian. Anyhow, I contemplate how I am going to get this to function. Of course. I could attempt to generate the beginning-less. Hah. Of course, if this goes wrong, every living thing in the universe will die, and all magic with cease to function. However, I am reasonably certain I can generate a Void Nova, and exploit it for defensive purposes. As such, I begin by constructing an Infusion Altar in the center of the Battlefield, and not placing any destabilizes around. Then, I place random objects on the pedestals, not really caring what goes where. Fortunately, I place a plank of oddly coriaceous mahogany upon the central catalyst pedestal. Otherwise, this would have been a doomed effort. I tap the Runic Matrix with my wand. Immediately, it begins convulsing, attempting to create something that cannot exist. After a minute or so, it comes to the conclusion that there is nothing it can do. As such, it begins firing bolts of aubergine lightning about indiscriminately, striking a few animatronics, if any are still functional. The seizing cubic Matrix begins to shake feverishly, the amethyst runes scratched into the surface beginning to fade to black. At that sign, I raise the Hazel Wand, and a bubble surrounds the Matrix. Liquid lead begins pouring from nowhere, and the ground is crystallized by pure mercury. Instantaneously, an immensely strong gravitational pull attempts to drag all things into this incessantly muttering hole of infinite oblivion. Flux Gas and Goo spray about, clearly unaffected, and suffocate several hundred irrelevant players, corroding their singed remains and mangled bodies. These are not Players, but mere people outside of the Battlefield. Anyhow, back at the point of oblivion, I focus most of my telekinetic prowess to keep myself from being annihilated. Fortuitously, I recall the method I could use to contain this universe-consuming... thing. Raising the Hazel Wand, I mutter softly, swiftly, and incoherently. The bubble around the Nova grows smaller and smaller, until it resembles a pure black sphere of oblivion. The pull ceases. I grab this sphere of oblivion, and toss it into the air, striking it with Quasar's Nightcrawler. A shockwave of pure reality itself blows everything surrounding me back in an 'inconspicuous' manner. All is utterly silent for a few seconds, until I realize what I have just done. I have contained the uncontainable. I have essentially just conquered the void itself. Of course, that is a blatant lie designed by my subconscious to make me feel as if I am relevant to the methods used by a universe to perpetuate its own existence, and future annihilation in the great undoing. That was technically too small to count as a Void Nova, and was merely the highest level of instability obtainable without generating one. Still, that is an amazing breakthrough, of the likes I have not observed before, nor heard of. Anyways, I focus my will. Slowly, impossibly, the sphere of void bends and expands, creating a large dome of oblivion sorcery within fifteen minutes. Anything that touches it will inevitably be annihilated, whether by the sphere or some other inauspicious reason. Obviously, there is room for more than one being. Actually, there is room for seventeen, but that would be idiotic. And extremely loud. Beyond the computer, in the meteor, I merely close my eyes, open my Chumroll, and pick several to eventually shorten to one person, evidently tabbing out of Minecraft. Later, I am left with approximately four people. My elven eyes stare at the screen, sweeping over the four left. No, not him. He is too destructive. As is that one. No, DEFINITELY not him. I suppose this one will work...
And, with that, I tab back into Minecraft, and teleport Tazz within the sphere of indomitable defensive capabilities. Congratulations. You were the best option. We are now both protected from some attacks this turn.
EDIT: Merry Christmas.
You're going to have to start from scratch.
The lightning deals 15 damage to the Sentry! The resulting object protects you and Tazz from all attacks!
Question twin, how many spoils of war do we have left to collect? I've finally pinned down the number of stupidly overpowered halfjokealchemies I wanna test out. As of right now, I have 5 left to do.
2/7 for the elemental rocket
10/11 for Finem
9/11 for Deus Liber
Hank grabs the solider, lifts it up with his mutant-arm, then smashes it into the medic, grabs the medic, and with the two of them on his morphing arm, swings it around through the rest of group two, leaving the two as the weapon that takes large amounts of durability loss due to being smashed into the other animatronics at high velocity. Hank continues smashing them into the other animatronics for a while, then performs a fairly accurate recreation of Hulk's 'puny god' take down, then whips them up in the air, retracts his arm, then hits the two so hard they fly into a massive patch of glitch and take massive damage from being internally warped.
Then Hank turns and sees the chaos shard.
That little *****
Hank rushes over to serpent, grabs her by her neck with his regular hand, pinning her arms with the mutant one.
You're going to tell us how to stop that thing before I throw your avatar into that stupid thing.
I hope you realize that if you get overexposed enough it might just leak through your computer.
Before it even leaves Godcraft.
When Serpent predictably attempts to pull out a weapon, two things assist Hank: 1. his super-human reaction time, and 2. the fact that Godcraft's fps is dropping slightly because of the Glitch, meaning that computers logged into it aren't viewing stuff in real time, allowing Hank to react before Serpent can finish her action. Upon the inevitable attempt at stabbing/shooting/whatever, Hank throws her minecraft avatar in the war of the chaos shard, blocking the strands of energy from empowering the animatronics.
Around eight.
Sentry killed!
When/if Serpent blocks your attack, the Chaos Shard will fail for a turn!
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> SAVING
-3 / 5- Search Light (+2 from Modpack)
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
...
Why is everyone doing absurdly fancy long attacks?
May as well join in.
(DISCLAIMER: This is a non-charged attack on the Demoknight, which is really, really fancy)
I quickly switch the ARMISTYX to TORNADO GUN SCYTHE MODE and scoop up several animatronics. I then switch the ARMISTYX to FLAMETHROWER SCYTHE MODE and light the tornado ablaze. I then switch the ARMISTYX to FIREPROOF SUIT SCYTHE MODE and equip it, while quickly firing a burst from the CHAIRSLAYER, which promptly launches me into the Tornado. While in the tornado, I quickly slash every single last animatronic caught in it, and then I end up pulling out my ANTIMATTER BAYONET, which I fire into the core of the tornado. The tornado vanishes, and all the Animatronics (including myself) fall to the ground. I then fire the CHAIRSLAYER into the air, causing several bolts of lightning to strike the field, damaging several animatronics. I then use CHAIR CRACKER LVL 10: SUPERNOVA, causing a great inferno of chairs to swamp the animatronics. I then unequip the FIREPROOF SUIT SCYTHE and switch the ARMISTYX to VORTEX SCYTHE MODE, and suck all the animatronics into it. I then stuff several mini-nukes, chairs and several laser blasts from the HAND OF PEARL into the Vortex, and toss a primed grenade into the VORTEX SCYTHE. The ARMISTYX explodes in a blaze of glory (and splinters) and is destroyed (once again). Debris litters the battlefield.
(I really want to kill the Demoknight. If I can't multi-target, this all hits the Demoknight.)
I also check TIE FIGHTER 33 in a really boring fashion.
Maniac: Alchemy at 6. I use the SHADOW FRACTAL to split into an infinite amount of copies, then charge as one into the ANIMATRONICS. Most of them are trampled.... Man, I love this weapon!
3/7 for the elemental rocket
I finish Finem
10/11 for Deus Liber
Hank rounds on the animatronics once more, and pulls out a special grenade.
He lobs it into their midst, and all of them are pinned down by one of the mini black-hole bombs from Thor Dark World, while its still going, Hank pulls out an EMP grenade, and lobs it in there, where it detonates, messing up the animatronics.
He then rounds on the spies, grabs one, smashes its head into the ground, then grabs the other one and throws it into the glitchiness beyond.
Hmm... At least its a good environmental hazard to weaponize.
FINEM: A rod made entirely of silver. Ghostly purple flames encircle the rod, making it shine and seem displaced from space and time. A twisted black orb adorns its top and flickers with light. It has the power to harness the true forces of oblivion itself, completely destroying anything it touches and removing all of its effects on the timeline that it resides in. If its user is powerful enough, he can make it so that his target has never existed at all...
I summon the Lagfest Demoman upon the Payday, if legal.
Lagfest Demoman: 175/175 HP Strange Loch-n-Load: Deals a large amount of damage. Usually misses. Small splash radius. Can self-damage. Strange Sticky Launcher: Deals a good amount of damage. Large splash radius. No direct damage. Only capable of firing 8 shots. Can self-damage. Frying Pan: Deals a decent amount of damage. Only useable at melee range. No self-damage.
If not, I spam sticky bombs all over the enemies, detonate all of them, and blast the survivors with a Loch-n-Load.
Lothyra: I shoot the Demoknight in the mouth area that Bender just damaged with iAntimak. I then heal everybody and alchemize Troper's Nuke Armor & Mini Antimak.
Bender: I search TIE FIGHTER # 76.
+1 HP to all players!
Troper's Nuke Armor && Mini Antimak = Troper's Antimatter Armor
TROPER'S ANTIMATTER ARMOR: Identical to the Troper's Nuke Armor, but it's made of antimatter. I would not recommend wearing this.
4/7 for the elemental rocket
I finish Deus Liber
I... I have no idea what to do now. I finished the alchemies I was aiming for...
Man, I guess I'm just gonna alchemize some level 10 ammo for Ultimatum, but shoot, after that I'm plumb out of ideas.
cannonball OR self-accelerator AND depleted uranium. 1/? (you can see what I'm aiming for here.)
Its time to alchemize one of the most overpowered weapons in the history of DTG.
jokealchemy: Ircucvci OR Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum AND Nulla Stella AND Denito Surrexit AND Deum Lucem AND Nocte Consumens AND Abiit AND Exedo AND Lex Ordinis AND Vita Australi AND Aquilonem Mors AND Vi Forti AND Traho AND Mens Potentiam AND Maleficis Est AND Disparem AND Potentias Eius AND Finem AND Deus Liber
This makes an ultimate sword of ridiculously overpowered awe-inspiring destructiveness. Its Plenary (level 100) plus magic, distortion, creation, oblivion and reality.
Total element list: earth, fire, water, air, plant, energy, ice, lightning, space, time, light, dark, void, chaos, order, life, death, metal, gravity, psychic, magic, distortion, creation, oblivion and reality.
>:)
And that's not even the worst one. I have four more to go...
Also, did you ever answer my question as to how many spoils we have left to obtain?
Anyways, Hank continues rampaging on the animatronics, but because its Christmas Day, we have photoshopped a Santa Hat on top of his head.
DEUS LIBER: An ancient scroll with thousands of tiny runes on it. Reality warps around it, making it seem unreal. Applying the effects of the scroll will officially instate the user as a godmodder, allowing him to bend reality to serve his own ends. Despite only giving him the lowest tier of godmodding, he will still be very powerful.
Ircucvci || Terra Firma && Levis Ignis && Diluvium && Superosque && Vi Naturae && Navitas Nox && Arctoae && Acrum Aereum && Nulla Stella && Denito Surrexit && Deum Lucem && Nocte Consumes && Abiit && Exedo && Lex Ordinis && Vita Australi && Aquilonem Mors && Vi Forti && Traho && Mens Potentiam && Maleficis Est && Disparem && Potentias Eius && Finem && Deus Liber = Rapture's Glory (Level 150)
The first form of Rapture. What are your other four things, by the way?
[quote=DemonicDaVinci;/members/DemonicDaVinci;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-glitch?comment=18628]Mein gott. The game has really changed while I was gone...
Just dropping in to check things out. /nullpost
Hey DaVinci! It's good to see you still check this forum game.
New safetext: Green. #00ff00.
Every Animatronic has been destroyed! All players are alive! You push the Payload Cart to the Third Point with ease! It glows, and the bombs it contain fall into a chasm! A massive explosion sounds, and Freddy Fazbear is obliterated! A Server Chip falls out of him... You add it to the Server Stack, nearly completing it!
The Server Chip is secured from TIE-#64! All the other TIE-Fighters explode as you race back to land... The Server Chip is pulled out of your hands and, with a satisfying click, COMPLETES the Server Stack! It glows with a massive energy, and the Glitch's turbulence slows...
It seems that all integrities have stopped falling, and the Glitch Resistance is raised by +20%! Of course, the server is still failing badly, and the only way to salvage it and continue the battle proper is to fully restore the Glitch Resistance... Suddenly, the Server Stack glows with a bright white light! The light intensifies, and all the entities, players, and the Godmodder stare at it! The Stack then glows dark as night, and a crack in space appears! It rips open, creating a massive gaping hole in the fabric of GodCraft!
Through this portal lies the final challenge... The end of the Glitch. Go through here and beat this challenge, and the Glitch's reign over the server will finally be over... Of course, there's no going back. All of you have made up your minds, and all of you are ready... The Godmodder trudges over to you. He will accompany you into the vortex. He fully heals all of you and then, without another word, you jump...
You all wonder where you are... The Glitch's presence feels strangely... absent... It seems that you're in a completely black expanse. The Godmodder is on edge too. Suddenly, you all hear a thud behind you. You turn around to see... The Arrival. GLaDOS, Bill, and Ikea have all assembled on the platform. Project Binary is strangely absent.
BILL: WELL, WELL, WELL! L00K WH0 F1NALLY MADE 1T! Y0U ALL MANAGED T0 BEAT THE CHALLENGES, 1 PRESUME? IKEA: OF-COURSE-THEY-DID GLaDOS: Yes. Just as we intended. You followed the Glitch's path, to the letter. Science was abundant, you know. It will be very useful in further Tests.
What? As they intended? What's going on here?
IKEA: YOU-LOOK-CONFUSED IKEA: ALLOW-US-TO-EXPLAIN GLaDOS: I know villain monologues are a bit cliche, but we have all the time in the world to talk. So I hope you will forgive us. BILL: AND 1F Y0U D0N'T, WELL, WE CAN ADAPT T0 THAT. 1T'S USELESS TRY1NG T0 ATTACK US R1GHT N0W!
As if on cue, several of you rush forwards to attack the Arrival, apparently angered at monologues! The four purple tendrils holding the platform up slice through you, sending you backwards! The Godmodder heals you as Project Binary shows his face, flickering against the darkness.
BINARY: B1LL'S PLAN WAS ACTUALLY QU1TE GEN1US, Y0U KN0W. HE LET THE GL1TCH RUN 1TS CHALLENGES, G1V1NG 1T WAYS T0 LEAD Y0U ALL HERE... AND 1N THE MEANT1ME, WE C0ULD D0 S0ME TESTS 0N H0W THE GL1TCH W0RKED. AND N0W, WE ALL HAVE ASSEMBLED. HERE 1N THE DESCENT.
The black skies around you slowly dissolve into static... The Glitch begins leaking through, until it completely surrounds you! Massive tendrils descend from the sky and worm all around you, corrupting everything! Everything except you and the Arrival... The Glitch begins to take form against the static, and a massive eye emerges, spawned from raw corruption! You are now facing off against THE GLITCH'S WRATH!
BINARY: N0W, 1N 1TS F1NAL F0RM, THE GL1TCH W1LL BEC0ME N1GH-UNST0PPABLE. 0NCE ALL 0F Y0U ARE G0NE, WE W1LL K1LL THE G0DM0DDER AND END TH1S SERVER. AND FR0M THERE, WH0 KN0WS? 1 HAVE ALL 0F EARTH 0N MY S1DE. GLaDOS: It really is the end of the road for all of you. You all would make such beautiful testing subjects, if all of you didn't look disgusting. IKEA: IRECREEPER IKEA: I-DO-NOT-FORGET-YOUR-PLANET IKEA: IT-IS-TIME-TO-END-THE-LEGACY-OF-CHAIRS IKEA: AND-INSTATE-THE-LEGACY-OF-THE-TABLE! BILL: WELL, TH1S 1S G0NNA BE S0METH1NG! C0ME 0N, GL1TCH! LET'S G0 KN0CK S0ME HEADS!
It doesn't appear you cannot target the Glitch's Wrath directly! You're going to have to go through the Arrival forces first in order to get to it. Only once they are all gone can the Glitch truly be stopped! So, just give the Arrival all you've got! Your most powerful moves, your most powerful attacks... But remember, none of the entities traveled through with you except the Godmodder! You're going to have to make do without them!
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy the Glitch's Wrath!
> All: Defeat the Arrival Forces once and for all!
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
THE GLITCH'S WRATH: [END]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 80% SERVER INTEGRITY: 25% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0% FACTION INTEGRITY: 0% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48% CODE INTEGRITY: 65% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65% PLAYABILITY: 60% SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.
Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.
The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
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Pretty much any AG can visit the Anachron, it's not as if you could sabotage the place with H3 watching you. Given that you even have firing clearance for the bombardment guns, I'm fairly sure you can come around for a visit whenever. I've actually been meaning to run a tour of the place, as a matter of fact.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
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Eight? Wow, Guess I've got some waiting to do before I do the last three weapons.
Anyway, you'll see what the first of those four is right now. The other three won't be coming until we've gotten the rest of the spoils.
Rapture (listed as level 65, but actually weakest of the listed ones) AND Archangel's Blade (level 30) AND Cherub's Rapier (level 60) AND God's Forger (Level 70) AND Pyrocumulus (level 80) AND Ohgodwhat (level 90) AND Plenary (level 100) AND Rapture's Glory (level 150).
Rapture has low (relative to the rest) levels of the first thirteen elements: air, water, fire, earth, plant, energy, lightning, ice, space, time, light, dark and void.
The rest have extreme levels of various elements. Each one having access to the powers of all elements the previous one had in addition to the new ones. All of them additionally serve the purpose of giving the user the ability to wield them in improbable and dangerous ways, provided the wielder has the strength.
Archangel's Blade has air, water, fire and earth.
Cherub's Rapier adds plant, energy, lightning and ice
God's Forger adds time and space
Pyrocumulus adds light, dark and void
Ohgodwhat adds chaos and order
Plenary adds metal, psychic, life, death and gravity
and Rapture's Glory adds magic, distortion, creation, oblivion and reality.
All of these together are compounding on the strength of all the others, amplifying to far higher levels than before. 5/7 for the elemental rocket 2/6 for uranium acceleraball 1/? for blaster charge OR energy charge AND area blast charge
Know what? Never mind about those ammo alchemies. I really don't care about those.
Hank cricks his neck, then walks out in front of his allies. Time to bring out the big guns.
Hank reaches into his pack...
And pulls out the mother of all guns.
Ultimatum. Like this? I do too. Probably the best stupid thing I got out of the alchemiter before Phobos's lackeys managed to get rid of me. Well, except for...
He opens fire. The ammo I managed to alchemize for it.
He is, in fact, not joking. For all eight types of ammo, Hank has a level 10 equivalent. And large enough quantities to keep up sustained fire with no sign of stopping.
bullets, coming in the tens of billions, before their effect. All of them are shotgun shells with ludicrous levels of recursive ammo properties. By the time they hit, this is basically hundreds of metric tons of lead slamming into the Arrival forces.
rockets: in the hundreds of millions, all of them equipped with a plethora of effects, EMP, fire, lightning, ice, high explosives, gravity surge, all of it making a single, massive wave of explosive destruction sweeping across the platform.
Cannonballs, in the millions as well, but not just any cannonballs. Cannonballs are made of cast iron. This stuff is of a special gravity metal that is not only stupidly dense, but warps gravity around it to propel it further, obliterating everything in its path with greater-than-relativistic momentum.
Lasers, so thick that you can't see where one blast ends and the next begins. Leaving trails of energy to every side and behind where they go, a single, massive beam of fiery death.
bombs: all of them fragging, splitting, moving, creating an ever-growing wave of explosions, out-rivaling that of even the other ammo types. Not only that, but super-strength explosions. Strong enough to punch through bedrock, but with all of that energy condensed into a small sphere of utter annihilation.
Railgun rounds: in waves of electric charge. Amped up to extreme, self-accelerating levels. These things are traveling faster than the speed of light, creating the most powerful puncturing weapons ever used by a foot soldier
Mortar shells: as if the massive wall of instant death were not bad enough, these are raining from the sky. Each one has within it a spirit of evil. A little sprite, attuned slightly out of phase to make it immune to the destruction the gun unleashes, moving around with will and intent to disable the defensive capabilities of those the gun is turned on. All of them incredibly powerful.
mini-nukes: Mini-nukes no longer. Although these, unlike the others, are being churned out only by a few every second, they hold the most power of all. These are full warheads. Antimatter, doomsday, oblivion, all dark energies harnessed into one, single blast of death.
Of course, when I said sustained fire, I meant relatively. Just after the beginning of the wave of death washes over the Arrival forces, Hank runs out of bullets. He had just enough for three milliseconds of firing those. That's still, you know, hundreds of billions of shotgun shells.
half a second after that he runs out of rockets.
about two seconds later the cannonballs, bombs and mortar shells stop.
five seconds later, the railgun rounds are gone.
He still has a wave-motion laser of death that is still churning out ubernukes like clockwork though.
That initial attack was enough to level a well-fortified sci-fi city.
Hank goes flying back as physics finally realizes what just happened.
He slams into engie as Ultimatum flies up in the air and over the ledge.
Hank holds his head for a second and watches the gun fall into the abyss, and then explode. Shame. Should've found a way to deal with that recoil. Oh well, too late now.
Welcome to Hell! I hope you have a challenging time and completely fail to kill Balrog and die at Heavy Press! In all seriousness though have a great time. Anyways looks like I live and everything is relatively fine. Why are we on a freaking 8-track of horrible crashing? ...Oh. The Glitch. Hm. Guess I'll take a gift from the Infini-gifter then. Oh joy, time to stop acting like I was a cube. That never made much sense anyways. I'm a Glitch. Not that one. That would make literally zero sense and you would be stupid for thinking so. If I recall, you people have a game called Starbound. I'm from that. We're basically medieval robots IN SPACE. So anyways now that yet another in our wonderful series of contrived twists is over we should get to fighting this stupid thing. Apologies if I fail to conform to your standards, but I seem to be going on a vacation right now. I do hope you'll understand. Anyways, let's cut to the chase and attend a party at Wilson's. Wait, that's past me's job. I guess I also momentarily revealed myself then. Anyways I guess I should test out Cetus' Crusher. Turn up the lights because we're going to shine like stars. Also I don't really have much I can do with just one boot/legging. Hold on. I made these for completely the wrong side. Whoops. *One turn-ways sprite-flip of all Denizen's Powers later* There. And I guess it's also an opportunity to give Tazz another arm related alchemy. You'll get it when I'm done with it. Happy Boxing Day, all you Canadians out there. Or just fseftr. Not quite sure if there are other Canadians out here.
Sarcastic. Oh great, the Arrival. In as heavyhanded and obviously foreshadowed manner as always. Congrat-u-freaking-lations on your success. If you can even call it that. It's beyond your control. And even more paise for your brilliant idea of delegating control of this monstrosity to Bill of all people. Seriously. Bill. A person with all the cards in his favor. Only obligated to help you at this moment. With no method to genuinely control him. If you even manage to defeat us, which I doubt you will, what's to say that he won't just betray you? He's here, with an Alchemiter, access to cueballs, godmodding powers and the ability to make a prosthetic eye. You have literally no control over him. None. The contract could have been nulled at any point now. Surprised it hasn't been already. Guess you're just lucky. And assuming he doesn't decide to betray you, with victory in his grasp, you haven't the slightest of order. You control everything, but a dictatorship with an absent leader leads to but one thing. ANARCHY. Drown in it. I then proceed to take out Anarchy and shoot up Binary until he's full of holes, then toss the gun to Ire. Have fun.
Looks like everyone's writing more than me as of late. Guess that's what happens when a rule lawyer runs out of things to cheaply attempt, or just mellows out.
Anyways. Hepheastus' Spinner and Echidna's Ender 3/11
Unpersoner >Fine 11/11 (Octoroon Rangoon)(What does that even mean)
I teraport King IKEA thousands of feet in the air using my Teraporter, then attempt to rush past his position before he falls, allowing me to slip around and blast Binary in the back with my shotgun.
I forgot the amount, so I'll do 30/40 and +2 Granger
We, uh, CAN respawn and come back here if we die, right? ...Once again, I question how the villians can even hope their plans and stuff will succeed...
I whip out...CALDEFWCH, OR WHATEVER MY NEW THING I JUST GOT IS CALLED! And then I use GREEN ECHO LEVEL 2: FORESIGHT! On IKEA! Let's see how my archery-based alchemies do when I do them with a sword!
> Action
Carbon Octet 5/9
Diamond Sword && Piece of paper with "The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog" printed on it in Comic Sans = Comic Sans Sword? 1/?
I begin assaulting King Ikea with the WISC-IV test!
Picture Concepts: I fire Chemocide on chlorine trifluoride mode at King Ikea. I then fire an ICBM, a nuclear bomb, a moldy taco and a Justin Bieber CD at King Ikea. Finally, I throw a ninja star at him. I then ask him to pick out three things, one from each group of two, that go together. He is unable to do it without the link being too tenuous, so I help him by shooting him with even more chlorine trifluoride. Now he can solve it, as chlorine trifluoride is in each group.
Coding Transcription: I summon a floating computer screen in front of King Ikea. I then use the Unicoder to edit a long series of numbers in every script onto the screen. I then give him a piece of paper rigged to explode. I then give him ten seconds to translate the numbers into Unicode codepoints via a randomly assigned method. Regardless of whether he fails or passes, the paper explodes with the power of a thousand Nuclear ICBMs.
Digit Span & Letter-Number Sequencing: I summon several loudspeakers cranked up to 300,000,000 dB positioned right next to whatever King Ikea uses to hear. I then scream 50,000,000 random digits and letters in every language into a microphone and the speakers play what I'm saying, deafening him before he can hear the seventh character. The sound waves begin causing an earthquake centralized around him. Finally, I ask him to repeat all 50 million digits back to me. He fails due to being deaf, so I shoot him with Chemocide in all the modes simultaneously.
Similarities: I fire two nuclear bombs and two ICBMs at King Ikea. They impact his body and blow holes in him. I then ask of him the similarities between the nukes and the ICBMs. He is unable to answer, as his voice box has been destroyed in the explosions. I then summon a giant wall of TNT around him, which explodes.
Vocabulary: I ask him to provide the definition of various words in Javanese, Sumerian, Assyrian, Aramaic, Livonian, Ubykh, various Canadian Aboriginal languages, Cherokee, Sindarin, Quenya, various Eldritch languages, Blissymbols (don't ask how I can do that verbally, I just do), Esperanto, Interlingua, Voynich Manuscript, Phaistos Disc, Linear A, Cypro-Minoan and several conlangs I made up myself. While he answers with his genius, I slowly set him on fire with chlorine trifluoride from a distance.
Symbol Search: I give him a copy of BabelMap for Unicode 4.0. I then ask him if various Unicode characters are in the standard at that point. He passes each test, but then his computer explodes in his face due to the fact that the copy of BabelMap is rigged with a virus.
Matrix Reasoning: I give him a picture of an entire imaginary town of houses with one square white. He is to paint the square as a perfect recreation of the town. Halfway through, I spray the picture with chlorine trifluoride, burning it up. The ClF3 ends up impacting his face.
Comprehension: I give him a whole bunch of nonsense songs. He is to explain to me the meaning of each song. All the songs have no meaning, but I do not accept that answer. He comes up with some crazy stuff, so I send him to the mental asylum where he is declared to be insane and has to be put down. So I set him on fire along with a table.
Block Design: I fire explosive TNT painted red and white at King Ikea, which explodes on impact. I fire a total of 79,385,312 megatons of TNT at him over three seconds.
Finally, he gets his IQ score. However, the computer that I summoned in front of him to generate it explodes due to division by zero, right in his face.
I decide to calculate it manually, and come up with -37,000,000. I then tell him that the IQ test will cost 500 tables. Regardless of whether or not he accepts, I take the tables and set them on fire, then fire 500 chairs made of highly radioactive material directly into his face. He is irradiated. He is also enraged by the fact that despite the fact that he is a genius, he got an IQ lower than the average PewDiePie fan. However, before he can attack me, the Association for Removal of Stupid People takes him and throws him into the sun. The EARTH Sun. Sol. That's right. They go through interdimensional portals too.
=EXECUTE=
"It's time."
A strange, grey light radiates from my body, as I rise up into the air.
Thousands of tiny chairs form from this light, and they fuse with my body.
Other small chairs float around in front of me, crashing together, forming a massive rifle.
Redux Railgun obtained.
When the light clears, I have transformed into a knight of Grey.
"Ikea!"
"It's time to say goodbye."
EFFECTS:
All my attacks VS Ikea will now MINI-CRIT!
My MAX HP is now 25.
=ATTACK=
I quickly unleash thousands of homing rounds upon Ikea, from my newly acquired rifle.
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Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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In the middle of the Payday Battle, Lothyra is checking the monitors on her suit when, "DivisionByZero Error. Suit OS shutting down."What? No! My suit! Now everybody will know who I am!Her suit then powers down, her helmet deploying to reveal that she is what appears to be a, wait what? She appears to be a female elf. And quite attractive too.Argh. Now everybody knows who I am and why I was talking to Erelye and Amperz. Yes, I am an elf. Oh, but the WORLD IS ENDING! SO NO QUESTIONS UNTIL THE GLITCH IS STOPPED! Hmm. It seems like my suit will be mere armor for awhile. I can still use my gun though.Bender stares at Lothyra.What! You're like Erelye? Oh great, another of those wimps who just whine about their lost race. Why should I work for you know? You were cool in that mysterious suit.Lothyra takes out a ton of money.Grr. Fine. But don't expect me to stay loyal to you!During the payday battle, Lothyra is fighting the animatronics when a shot from them hits her armor straight in the chest. The blast causes the armor to fall apart Iron Man 3-style.
Crap. I knew that making it auto-assemble was a bad idea.
You see a blond-orangey-haired female elf wearing a smaller suit of grey armor (think Zero Suit but more armored and FAR less revealing/fanservicey). Her eyes are green and are overlaid with various HUD-like elements. She has a face far less bony than you'd expect for a generic elf. She wears a ponytail, and as a sidetone you see that she is quite attractive. Which actually isn't that special for an elf. At least, for the type of elf that most people are familiar with.
Well now people know who I am. I probably couldn't hide it for much longer, anyway. Name's Silentread. Loather Silentread. Yes, that was a reference. I actually bothered to do my research on Earth pop culture. And now,
She pulls another suit of armor out of her hammerspace inventory.
I think I'll protect myself with something less unstable.
She then dons the suit. You notice that it has no visor. Instead it has what appears to be tiny cameras where the eyes would be.
What? You think I'd keep that security risk around? And I don't care if it looks cool.
STORYEDIT: Another retcon. Some of my early dialogue was so terrible. Also this reveals a lot about herself.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
...O'course, I'm dealing with a sentient OS, so if he goes crazy I want him dead, not rebooting, maybe a little more paranoia goin' around.
{{You re4liz3 I heard 7hat.
Yeah? So?
... -~- ...Incid3nt4lly, I would like 7o sp34k with your5elf and Redeyes in p3r5on, 47 your earliest convenience.
What would you have of us, Machine?
This g4ggle of sup3rs7itious provincial5 you call a cr3w h4s decided you are demigods.
Aaand this is bad? Cause, uh, if that makes em loyal, then-
I would consider it worth discussion. Make an appointment for tomorrow, Machine.}}
All charges progress!
Two Swords {DUAL WIELD! *Stabbitty* *Slice*} && Runes of Legendary Agility && The Blood of a God, Slain by My own Hand 1/?
I finish charging my Machina {I scoped in, I was charging the thing, since that's how TF2 snippars work} and take a shot at one of the Medics!
Assuming the RPLS attack was retconned, I begin a charge to allow me to try again. 1/20
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
+2 to TT2000
Diamond Armor && Applied Phlebotinum 3/?
I toss meat at the queens meatshield!
Inventory
/repostnull
Just dropping in to check things out. /nullpost
So, you complain about my supposed whinging on the matter of who I am? I have not stated one thing to you on the matter. I have forged a universe of fuchsia with people I have known all my life.
And wimp as well? I may not be the strongest entity you will meet in paradox space, nor the most powerful. However, I assure you, I have the capacity to burn you into oblivion. Perhaps your complaining is a sign, and I should use time travel to stop you from ever having enjoyment and purpose in you cold mechanical life, to sentence everything you enjoy to utter oblivion.
Or perhaps I should just tear you to minuscule pieces with my mind, and scatter you across the surface of a star.
A violet aura glows about me as I instantaneously draw the Hazel Wand.
Just one twitch. One unfathomably minuscule movement, and I shall annihilate you.
Incidentally, I was wondering if I have permission to enter the Anachron, Amp. Is this the case?
/null
Bender: Cheese it!
Bender than presses his antenna and recites this:
All of a sudden, a green glowing sphere appears out of nowhere. Bender then jumps in and (since it is a paradox-correcting time sphere) travels to right before he insults the elven race, and kills his past self. Problem solved.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
You wish to escape? Hah. I did warn you.
And, with that, I mutter an incantation just as that infernal code is thought of being recited.
Feuyanirmë undumë.
Bender is driven absolutely silent as his internal machinery swiftly begins to melt and transform into pure organic matter. The Hazel Wand proceeds to pulsate a mixture of violet and Grimdark energy. I raise it, pointing it directly at the inert automaton's head. Well, he is an automaton for now. As you can see, he is slowly melting as his body is torn to code. This is what occurs when people go too far with their insults. He will respawn, in time, I suppose.
/null
/null
You are such an idiot Bender!
At least I have chicken.
FORMATEDIT: Fixed the format of the dialogue.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
#34 is a dud!
You mean endoskeleton? 24 damage to the Medic! It regens +5 HP!
The HHHH deals 48 damage to the Demoknight!
#50 is a dud!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COMPLEMENTARY - COLORMATIC
56 damage to the Stickyspammer!
The Mini IC turns into confetti, which glitches out to become rain, which glitches out to become missiles that hurtle towards the Meme Dream Team, dealing 6,000 damage to them!
Just try again next turn.
40 damage to the Medic! It regens +5 HP!
28 damage to the Soldier!
#68 is a dud!
Transmitter -O Shrink = Small Transmitter (Level 1: 1/2)
Small Rocket Engine -O Shrink = Tiny Rocket Engine (Level 1: 1/2)
> MAELSTROM OF LEAD: ATTACK ONE - PROJECTILE PENUMBRA
72 damage to the Stickyspammer!
#11 is a dud!
VOIDVIEWER: A purple medallion in the shape of the Mind Symbol. Using it causes the symbol to grow and form a mirror the size of a computer monitor, allowing its user to peer into any area of the Void at any point in time.
The SPARE TENTACLE Constricts the Demoknight!
36 damage to the Soldier!
You and Cobalt are shielded from attack this turn!
> MAELSTROM OF LEAD: ATTACK TWO - EIGHTFOLD
64 damage to the Stickyspammer!
#29 is a dud!
> MAELSTROM OF LEAD: ATTACK THREE - ARROWPOCALYPSE
20 damage to every Animatronic besides the Sentry Gun! Stickyspammer killed! Medic killed!
> MAELSTROM OF LEAD: ATTACK FOUR - WELSH IRE
Demoknight killed!
Glitched Modpack Files && Jegus' Might = The Bonper (Level 10: 1/11)
You're going to have to redo your alchemies and your special attack.
#57 is a dud!
> MAELSTROM OF LEAD: ATTACK FIVE - TORGUE PRELUDE
Soldier killed!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => OVERTORGUED
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 5 Hog Slop!
You gather up all of the weapons you alchemized that were made by Torgue and set off for Hyperion! Eventually, you find a secret base that describes how to turn all Torgue weapons into an uberpowered ultimate railgun! You quickly find the components you need and transform all your weapons into the Overtorgue! You head back to GodCraft and unload bullet nether on the Stickyspammer, truly making this a maelstrom of lead! 40 damage to both Spies!
#46 is a dud!
Irate Scherzo = o!!YtfA48
Whole Note = ygGrfr3?
Orb of Condiments = HEiN2f7a
The Allegrostepper = pR3570XW
Hemera's Thorn = FY322!rt
Slag-Shocker = TORGUEA13
Excalibleep = lEd62UIF
Hemera's Gate = FY3rEH?3
Unkempt Harold = TORGUE230
SWORDSPLOSION!!! = TORGUE222
Nukem = TORGUE234
Glitch-Proof Armor = [REDACTED]
The Spacerender = [REDACTED]
Quills of Echidna = !SCRTCH!
Miniature Green Sun = 587gfEr3
The Golden Globe = H?5frWpF
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DRAW - SLICK SPADES
40 damage to the Animatronic Heavy!
Your other attack deals 20 damage to both Spies!
Hey! I've got the best antivirus on this thing! But Project Binary's power is overwhelming... He's gained too much power. His interference is spreading all throughout Earth! I think it's getting to the point where there's only one thing left to do...
> MAELSTROM OF LEAD: ATTACK SIX - LEADSTORM ORCHESTRA
Both Spies killed!
> MAELSTROM OF LEAD: ATTACK SEVEN - QUANTUM CALAMITY
72 damage to the Heavy!
#39 is a dud!
Meme Teams ;3 and XD added! In one turn all Meme Teams will merge to create the Memebase!
The iAntimak's fire turns into bats! They then glitch to form a meteor that curves towards the Mech Buster Cannon, dealing 10,000 damage!
#24 is a dud!
+3 HP!
Two animatronics this turn will minicrit!
CALEDBALL: A pure black version of Caledbec, with stars reflected in its surface. It crackles with green energy, and its record is an 8-Ball. Stripes of blue appear on its hilt. Its abilities are unknown.
#76 is a dud!
> MAELSTROM OF LEAD: ATTACK EIGHT - RELATIVISTIC
72 damage to the Heavy!
The Glitch causes the OP Scale to roll over and the attack fails!
You REALLY shouldn't use a Special Attack two times in a row.
#47 is a dud!
> MAELSTROM OF LEAD: ATTACK NINE - X-FIREBALL
72 damage to the Heavy!
#64 glows with a golden light! There's an object inside of it... You take it out! You've found the Server Chip!
48 damage to the Heavy!
Armor strengthened!
It seems there's confusion as to what exactly happens when you die. I'll clear it up. When you die, you cannot post AT ALL for ONE TURN. You can't attack, you can't charge, you can't do alchemies, you can't do anything. The only thing you CAN do is make nullposts.
He meant in terms of length, not width. Regardless, 40 damage to the Heavy!
> MAELSTROM OF LEAD: ATTACK TEN - TYPHOON FINALE
Heavy killed! The charged attack finally subsides...
32 damage to the Sentry! You take 7 damage in counterattack!
S'more Sticks && Sweet Tooth = Lil' Cavity (Level 9: 1/10)
Who are you talking to with your last two sentences?
You're going to have to start from scratch.
The lightning deals 15 damage to the Sentry! The resulting object protects you and Tazz from all attacks!
32 damage to the Sentry! It deals 7 damage in counterattack!
+3 HP to Amperz4nd!
Read piono's second post here.
Around eight.
Sentry killed!
When/if Serpent blocks your attack, the Chaos Shard will fail for a turn!
The Battle Technique glitches out into an Abscond! You run away and fall into a chunk error.
Again, you'll have to redo this stuff.
FINEM: A rod made entirely of silver. Ghostly purple flames encircle the rod, making it shine and seem displaced from space and time. A twisted black orb adorns its top and flickers with light. It has the power to harness the true forces of oblivion itself, completely destroying anything it touches and removing all of its effects on the timeline that it resides in. If its user is powerful enough, he can make it so that his target has never existed at all...
You don't really need to add this now.
+1 HP to all players!
Troper's Nuke Armor && Mini Antimak = Troper's Antimatter Armor
TROPER'S ANTIMATTER ARMOR: Identical to the Troper's Nuke Armor, but it's made of antimatter. I would not recommend wearing this.
DEUS LIBER: An ancient scroll with thousands of tiny runes on it. Reality warps around it, making it seem unreal. Applying the effects of the scroll will officially instate the user as a godmodder, allowing him to bend reality to serve his own ends. Despite only giving him the lowest tier of godmodding, he will still be very powerful.
Cannonball || Self-Accelerator && Depleted Uranium = Uranium Acceleraball (Level 5: 1/6)
Ircucvci || Terra Firma && Levis Ignis && Diluvium && Superosque && Vi Naturae && Navitas Nox && Arctoae && Acrum Aereum && Nulla Stella && Denito Surrexit && Deum Lucem && Nocte Consumes && Abiit && Exedo && Lex Ordinis && Vita Australi && Aquilonem Mors && Vi Forti && Traho && Mens Potentiam && Maleficis Est && Disparem && Potentias Eius && Finem && Deus Liber = Rapture's Glory (Level 150)
The first form of Rapture. What are your other four things, by the way?
Hey DaVinci! It's good to see you still check this forum game.
New safetext: Green. #00ff00.
Every Animatronic has been destroyed! All players are alive! You push the Payload Cart to the Third Point with ease! It glows, and the bombs it contain fall into a chasm! A massive explosion sounds, and Freddy Fazbear is obliterated! A Server Chip falls out of him... You add it to the Server Stack, nearly completing it!
The Server Chip is secured from TIE-#64! All the other TIE-Fighters explode as you race back to land... The Server Chip is pulled out of your hands and, with a satisfying click, COMPLETES the Server Stack! It glows with a massive energy, and the Glitch's turbulence slows...
It seems that all integrities have stopped falling, and the Glitch Resistance is raised by +20%! Of course, the server is still failing badly, and the only way to salvage it and continue the battle proper is to fully restore the Glitch Resistance... Suddenly, the Server Stack glows with a bright white light! The light intensifies, and all the entities, players, and the Godmodder stare at it! The Stack then glows dark as night, and a crack in space appears! It rips open, creating a massive gaping hole in the fabric of GodCraft!
Through this portal lies the final challenge... The end of the Glitch. Go through here and beat this challenge, and the Glitch's reign over the server will finally be over... Of course, there's no going back. All of you have made up your minds, and all of you are ready... The Godmodder trudges over to you. He will accompany you into the vortex. He fully heals all of you and then, without another word, you jump...
You all wonder where you are... The Glitch's presence feels strangely... absent... It seems that you're in a completely black expanse. The Godmodder is on edge too. Suddenly, you all hear a thud behind you. You turn around to see... The Arrival. GLaDOS, Bill, and Ikea have all assembled on the platform. Project Binary is strangely absent.
BILL: WELL, WELL, WELL! L00K WH0 F1NALLY MADE 1T! Y0U ALL MANAGED T0 BEAT THE CHALLENGES, 1 PRESUME?
IKEA: OF-COURSE-THEY-DID
GLaDOS: Yes. Just as we intended. You followed the Glitch's path, to the letter. Science was abundant, you know. It will be very useful in further Tests.
What? As they intended? What's going on here?
IKEA: YOU-LOOK-CONFUSED
IKEA: ALLOW-US-TO-EXPLAIN
GLaDOS: I know villain monologues are a bit cliche, but we have all the time in the world to talk. So I hope you will forgive us.
BILL: AND 1F Y0U D0N'T, WELL, WE CAN ADAPT T0 THAT. 1T'S USELESS TRY1NG T0 ATTACK US R1GHT N0W!
As if on cue, several of you rush forwards to attack the Arrival, apparently angered at monologues! The four purple tendrils holding the platform up slice through you, sending you backwards! The Godmodder heals you as Project Binary shows his face, flickering against the darkness.
BINARY: B1LL'S PLAN WAS ACTUALLY QU1TE GEN1US, Y0U KN0W. HE LET THE GL1TCH RUN 1TS CHALLENGES, G1V1NG 1T WAYS T0 LEAD Y0U ALL HERE... AND 1N THE MEANT1ME, WE C0ULD D0 S0ME TESTS 0N H0W THE GL1TCH W0RKED. AND N0W, WE ALL HAVE ASSEMBLED. HERE 1N THE DESCENT.
The black skies around you slowly dissolve into static... The Glitch begins leaking through, until it completely surrounds you! Massive tendrils descend from the sky and worm all around you, corrupting everything! Everything except you and the Arrival... The Glitch begins to take form against the static, and a massive eye emerges, spawned from raw corruption! You are now facing off against THE GLITCH'S WRATH!
BINARY: N0W, 1N 1TS F1NAL F0RM, THE GL1TCH W1LL BEC0ME N1GH-UNST0PPABLE. 0NCE ALL 0F Y0U ARE G0NE, WE W1LL K1LL THE G0DM0DDER AND END TH1S SERVER. AND FR0M THERE, WH0 KN0WS? 1 HAVE ALL 0F EARTH 0N MY S1DE.
GLaDOS: It really is the end of the road for all of you. You all would make such beautiful testing subjects, if all of you didn't look disgusting.
IKEA: IRECREEPER
IKEA: I-DO-NOT-FORGET-YOUR-PLANET
IKEA: IT-IS-TIME-TO-END-THE-LEGACY-OF-CHAIRS
IKEA: AND-INSTATE-THE-LEGACY-OF-THE-TABLE!
BILL: WELL, TH1S 1S G0NNA BE S0METH1NG! C0ME 0N, GL1TCH! LET'S G0 KN0CK S0ME HEADS!
And so the final fight begins!
How to Play:
It doesn't appear you cannot target the Glitch's Wrath directly! You're going to have to go through the Arrival forces first in order to get to it. Only once they are all gone can the Glitch truly be stopped! So, just give the Arrival all you've got! Your most powerful moves, your most powerful attacks... But remember, none of the entities traveled through with you except the Godmodder! You're going to have to make do without them!
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy the Glitch's Wrath!
> All: Defeat the Arrival Forces once and for all!
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
THE GLITCH'S WRATH: [END]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 80%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 25%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48%
CODE INTEGRITY: 65%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65%
PLAYABILITY: 60%
SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
Project Binary: [01] HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000.
Ghost of GLaDOS: [01] HP: 770,000/800,000.
Shattered Bill: [01] HP: 970,000/1,000,000.
King Ikea: [01] HP: 400,000/750,000.
~
insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 20/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 20/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 20/20.
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 20/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 15/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 20/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 20/20.
TT2000: [???] HP: 20/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 20/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 20/20.
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 20/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 20/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 20/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 20/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 20/20.
OverlordXcano: [???] HP: 20/20.
Flare Flames: [???] HP: 20/20.
Homerharry: [???] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 20/20.
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 30/30.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 20/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 20/20.
~
Mech Buster Cannon: [???] HP: 177,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIIIContract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: IIIChaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???.Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III READY (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Sacred Items:
12 Hog Slop
20 Elf Tears
6 Pie Filling
18 Weasel Snot
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Charges:
Spiritomb: 0/20
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Sorry for the dots, MCF Doesn't like spaces that much.
ASCII-ved (PUNS!!) With this site
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Eight? Wow, Guess I've got some waiting to do before I do the last three weapons.
Anyway, you'll see what the first of those four is right now. The other three won't be coming until we've gotten the rest of the spoils.
Rapture (listed as level 65, but actually weakest of the listed ones) AND Archangel's Blade (level 30) AND Cherub's Rapier (level 60) AND God's Forger (Level 70) AND Pyrocumulus (level 80) AND Ohgodwhat (level 90) AND Plenary (level 100) AND Rapture's Glory (level 150).
Rapture has low (relative to the rest) levels of the first thirteen elements: air, water, fire, earth, plant, energy, lightning, ice, space, time, light, dark and void.
The rest have extreme levels of various elements. Each one having access to the powers of all elements the previous one had in addition to the new ones. All of them additionally serve the purpose of giving the user the ability to wield them in improbable and dangerous ways, provided the wielder has the strength.
Archangel's Blade has air, water, fire and earth.
Cherub's Rapier adds plant, energy, lightning and ice
God's Forger adds time and space
Pyrocumulus adds light, dark and void
Ohgodwhat adds chaos and order
Plenary adds metal, psychic, life, death and gravity
and Rapture's Glory adds magic, distortion, creation, oblivion and reality.
All of these together are compounding on the strength of all the others, amplifying to far higher levels than before.
5/7 for the elemental rocket2/6 for uranium acceleraball1/? for blaster charge OR energy charge AND area blast chargeKnow what? Never mind about those ammo alchemies. I really don't care about those.
Hank cricks his neck, then walks out in front of his allies.
Time to bring out the big guns.
Hank reaches into his pack...
And pulls out the mother of all guns.
Ultimatum.
Like this?
I do too.
Probably the best stupid thing I got out of the alchemiter before Phobos's lackeys managed to get rid of me.
Well, except for...
He opens fire.
The ammo I managed to alchemize for it.
He is, in fact, not joking. For all eight types of ammo, Hank has a level 10 equivalent. And large enough quantities to keep up sustained fire with no sign of stopping.
bullets, coming in the tens of billions, before their effect. All of them are shotgun shells with ludicrous levels of recursive ammo properties. By the time they hit, this is basically hundreds of metric tons of lead slamming into the Arrival forces.
rockets: in the hundreds of millions, all of them equipped with a plethora of effects, EMP, fire, lightning, ice, high explosives, gravity surge, all of it making a single, massive wave of explosive destruction sweeping across the platform.
Cannonballs, in the millions as well, but not just any cannonballs. Cannonballs are made of cast iron. This stuff is of a special gravity metal that is not only stupidly dense, but warps gravity around it to propel it further, obliterating everything in its path with greater-than-relativistic momentum.
Lasers, so thick that you can't see where one blast ends and the next begins. Leaving trails of energy to every side and behind where they go, a single, massive beam of fiery death.
bombs: all of them fragging, splitting, moving, creating an ever-growing wave of explosions, out-rivaling that of even the other ammo types. Not only that, but super-strength explosions. Strong enough to punch through bedrock, but with all of that energy condensed into a small sphere of utter annihilation.
Railgun rounds: in waves of electric charge. Amped up to extreme, self-accelerating levels. These things are traveling faster than the speed of light, creating the most powerful puncturing weapons ever used by a foot soldier
Mortar shells: as if the massive wall of instant death were not bad enough, these are raining from the sky. Each one has within it a spirit of evil. A little sprite, attuned slightly out of phase to make it immune to the destruction the gun unleashes, moving around with will and intent to disable the defensive capabilities of those the gun is turned on. All of them incredibly powerful.
mini-nukes: Mini-nukes no longer. Although these, unlike the others, are being churned out only by a few every second, they hold the most power of all. These are full warheads. Antimatter, doomsday, oblivion, all dark energies harnessed into one, single blast of death.
Of course, when I said sustained fire, I meant relatively. Just after the beginning of the wave of death washes over the Arrival forces, Hank runs out of bullets. He had just enough for three milliseconds of firing those. That's still, you know, hundreds of billions of shotgun shells.
half a second after that he runs out of rockets.
about two seconds later the cannonballs, bombs and mortar shells stop.
five seconds later, the railgun rounds are gone.
He still has a wave-motion laser of death that is still churning out ubernukes like clockwork though.
That initial attack was enough to level a well-fortified sci-fi city.
Hank goes flying back as physics finally realizes what just happened.
He slams into engie as Ultimatum flies up in the air and over the ledge.
Hank holds his head for a second and watches the gun fall into the abyss, and then explode.
Shame. Should've found a way to deal with that recoil. Oh well, too late now.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Sarcastic. Oh great, the Arrival. In as heavyhanded and obviously foreshadowed manner as always. Congrat-u-freaking-lations on your success. If you can even call it that. It's beyond your control. And even more paise for your brilliant idea of delegating control of this monstrosity to Bill of all people. Seriously. Bill. A person with all the cards in his favor. Only obligated to help you at this moment. With no method to genuinely control him. If you even manage to defeat us, which I doubt you will, what's to say that he won't just betray you? He's here, with an Alchemiter, access to cueballs, godmodding powers and the ability to make a prosthetic eye. You have literally no control over him. None. The contract could have been nulled at any point now. Surprised it hasn't been already. Guess you're just lucky. And assuming he doesn't decide to betray you, with victory in his grasp, you haven't the slightest of order. You control everything, but a dictatorship with an absent leader leads to but one thing. ANARCHY. Drown in it. I then proceed to take out Anarchy and shoot up Binary until he's full of holes, then toss the gun to Ire. Have fun.
Looks like everyone's writing more than me as of late. Guess that's what happens when a rule lawyer runs out of things to cheaply attempt, or just mellows out.
Anyways. Hepheastus' Spinner and Echidna's Ender 3/11
Unpersoner >Fine 11/11 (Octoroon Rangoon)(What does that even mean)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
37/50 AF Hangar
"THIS! ENDS! NOW!"
I teraport King IKEA thousands of feet in the air using my Teraporter, then attempt to rush past his position before he falls, allowing me to slip around and blast Binary in the back with my shotgun.
We, uh, CAN respawn and come back here if we die, right? ...Once again, I question how the villians can even hope their plans and stuff will succeed...
I whip out...CALDEFWCH, OR WHATEVER MY NEW THING I JUST GOT IS CALLED! And then I use GREEN ECHO LEVEL 2: FORESIGHT! On IKEA! Let's see how my archery-based alchemies do when I do them with a sword!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Carbon Octet 5/9
Diamond Sword && Piece of paper with "The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog" printed on it in Comic Sans = Comic Sans Sword? 1/?
I begin assaulting King Ikea with the WISC-IV test!
Picture Concepts: I fire Chemocide on chlorine trifluoride mode at King Ikea. I then fire an ICBM, a nuclear bomb, a moldy taco and a Justin Bieber CD at King Ikea. Finally, I throw a ninja star at him. I then ask him to pick out three things, one from each group of two, that go together. He is unable to do it without the link being too tenuous, so I help him by shooting him with even more chlorine trifluoride. Now he can solve it, as chlorine trifluoride is in each group.
Coding Transcription: I summon a floating computer screen in front of King Ikea. I then use the Unicoder to edit a long series of numbers in every script onto the screen. I then give him a piece of paper rigged to explode. I then give him ten seconds to translate the numbers into Unicode codepoints via a randomly assigned method. Regardless of whether he fails or passes, the paper explodes with the power of a thousand Nuclear ICBMs.
Digit Span & Letter-Number Sequencing: I summon several loudspeakers cranked up to 300,000,000 dB positioned right next to whatever King Ikea uses to hear. I then scream 50,000,000 random digits and letters in every language into a microphone and the speakers play what I'm saying, deafening him before he can hear the seventh character. The sound waves begin causing an earthquake centralized around him. Finally, I ask him to repeat all 50 million digits back to me. He fails due to being deaf, so I shoot him with Chemocide in all the modes simultaneously.
Similarities: I fire two nuclear bombs and two ICBMs at King Ikea. They impact his body and blow holes in him. I then ask of him the similarities between the nukes and the ICBMs. He is unable to answer, as his voice box has been destroyed in the explosions. I then summon a giant wall of TNT around him, which explodes.
Vocabulary: I ask him to provide the definition of various words in Javanese, Sumerian, Assyrian, Aramaic, Livonian, Ubykh, various Canadian Aboriginal languages, Cherokee, Sindarin, Quenya, various Eldritch languages, Blissymbols (don't ask how I can do that verbally, I just do), Esperanto, Interlingua, Voynich Manuscript, Phaistos Disc, Linear A, Cypro-Minoan and several conlangs I made up myself. While he answers with his genius, I slowly set him on fire with chlorine trifluoride from a distance.
Symbol Search: I give him a copy of BabelMap for Unicode 4.0. I then ask him if various Unicode characters are in the standard at that point. He passes each test, but then his computer explodes in his face due to the fact that the copy of BabelMap is rigged with a virus.
Matrix Reasoning: I give him a picture of an entire imaginary town of houses with one square white. He is to paint the square as a perfect recreation of the town. Halfway through, I spray the picture with chlorine trifluoride, burning it up. The ClF3 ends up impacting his face.
Comprehension: I give him a whole bunch of nonsense songs. He is to explain to me the meaning of each song. All the songs have no meaning, but I do not accept that answer. He comes up with some crazy stuff, so I send him to the mental asylum where he is declared to be insane and has to be put down. So I set him on fire along with a table.
Block Design: I fire explosive TNT painted red and white at King Ikea, which explodes on impact. I fire a total of 79,385,312 megatons of TNT at him over three seconds.
Finally, he gets his IQ score. However, the computer that I summoned in front of him to generate it explodes due to division by zero, right in his face.
I decide to calculate it manually, and come up with -37,000,000. I then tell him that the IQ test will cost 500 tables. Regardless of whether or not he accepts, I take the tables and set them on fire, then fire 500 chairs made of highly radioactive material directly into his face. He is irradiated. He is also enraged by the fact that despite the fact that he is a genius, he got an IQ lower than the average PewDiePie fan. However, before he can attack me, the Association for Removal of Stupid People takes him and throws him into the sun. The EARTH Sun. Sol. That's right. They go through interdimensional portals too.
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> EXECUTE.
-5 / 10- Search Light -> CHANGE -> Grey Centimeters
+2 to Modpack
=EXECUTE=
"It's time."
A strange, grey light radiates from my body, as I rise up into the air.
Thousands of tiny chairs form from this light, and they fuse with my body.
Other small chairs float around in front of me, crashing together, forming a massive rifle.
Redux Railgun obtained.
When the light clears, I have transformed into a knight of Grey.
"Ikea!"
"It's time to say goodbye."
EFFECTS:
All my attacks VS Ikea will now MINI-CRIT!
My MAX HP is now 25.
=ATTACK=
I quickly unleash thousands of homing rounds upon Ikea, from my newly acquired rifle.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)