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>>Oh, shush. I tested multiple methods for this manifestation, and yours fell into minimum conditions for one particular variant involving the presence of Thaumcraft-like forces and the effective manipulation of. Thus, the remnants of your attack are being used efficiently in mine.
>>Or would you rather we lose?

>>Either way, I pull out a High-Energy Pellet Gun and fire at IKEA, which sets him on fire. I then launch him, headfirst, into Bill.

I shoot GLaDOS's projection with the High-Energy Pellet Gun...Oops, that went THROUGH the hole. Silly me...It appears to be bouncing around inside. And...Ouch, it just hit the core.

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No, you do not understand. The energy was specifically discharged to be uncontrollable. Did you read the entirety of my post? The entire energy amount was vented into the two beings.

F I R E!

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Also, guys, safe text is actually lime.

Eight? Wow, Guess I've got some waiting to do before I do the last three weapons.
Anyway, you'll see what the first of those four is right now. The other three won't be coming until we've gotten the rest of the spoils.
Rapture (listed as level 65, but actually weakest of the listed ones) AND Archangel's Blade (level 30) AND Cherub's Rapier (level 60) AND God's Forger (Level 70) AND Pyrocumulus (level 80) AND Ohgodwhat (level 90) AND Plenary (level 100) AND Rapture's Glory (level 150).
Rapture has low (relative to the rest) levels of the first thirteen elements: air, water, fire, earth, plant, energy, lightning, ice, space, time, light, dark and void.
The rest have extreme levels of various elements. Each one having access to the powers of all elements the previous one had in addition to the new ones. All of them additionally serve the purpose of giving the user the ability to wield them in improbable and dangerous ways, provided the wielder has the strength.
Archangel's Blade has air, water, fire and earth.
Cherub's Rapier adds plant, energy, lightning and ice
God's Forger adds time and space
Pyrocumulus adds light, dark and void
Ohgodwhat adds chaos and order
Plenary adds metal, psychic, life, death and gravity
and Rapture's Glory adds magic, distortion, creation, oblivion and reality.
All of these together are compounding on the strength of all the others, amplifying to far higher levels than before.
5/7 for the elemental rocket
2/6 for uranium acceleraball
1/? for blaster charge OR energy charge AND area blast charge
Know what? Never mind about those ammo alchemies. I really don't care about those.

Hank cricks his neck, then walks out in front of his allies.
Time to bring out the big guns.
Hank reaches into his pack...
And pulls out the mother of all guns.
Ultimatum.
Like this?
I do too.
Probably the best stupid thing I got out of the alchemiter before Phobos's lackeys managed to get rid of me.
Well, except for...
He opens fire.
The ammo I managed to alchemize for it.
He is, in fact, not joking. For all eight types of ammo, Hank has a level 10 equivalent. And large enough quantities to keep up sustained fire with no sign of stopping.
bullets, coming in the tens of billions, before their effect. All of them are shotgun shells with ludicrous levels of recursive ammo properties. By the time they hit, this is basically hundreds of metric tons of lead slamming into the Arrival forces.
rockets: in the hundreds of millions, all of them equipped with a plethora of effects, EMP, fire, lightning, ice, high explosives, gravity surge, all of it making a single, massive wave of explosive destruction sweeping across the platform.
Cannonballs, in the millions as well, but not just any cannonballs. Cannonballs are made of cast iron. This stuff is of a special gravity metal that is not only stupidly dense, but warps gravity around it to propel it further, obliterating everything in its path with greater-than-relativistic momentum.
Lasers, so thick that you can't see where one blast ends and the next begins. Leaving trails of energy to every side and behind where they go, a single, massive beam of fiery death.
bombs: all of them fragging, splitting, moving, creating an ever-growing wave of explosions, out-rivaling that of even the other ammo types. Not only that, but super-strength explosions. Strong enough to punch through bedrock, but with all of that energy condensed into a small sphere of utter annihilation.
Railgun rounds: in waves of electric charge. Amped up to extreme, self-accelerating levels. These things are traveling faster than the speed of light, creating the most powerful puncturing weapons ever used by a foot soldier
Mortar shells: as if the massive wall of instant death were not bad enough, these are raining from the sky. Each one has within it a spirit of evil. A little sprite, attuned slightly out of phase to make it immune to the destruction the gun unleashes, moving around with will and intent to disable the defensive capabilities of those the gun is turned on. All of them incredibly powerful.
mini-nukes: Mini-nukes no longer. Although these, unlike the others, are being churned out only by a few every second, they hold the most power of all. These are full warheads. Antimatter, doomsday, oblivion, all dark energies harnessed into one, single blast of death.

Of course, when I said sustained fire, I meant relatively. Just after the beginning of the wave of death washes over the Arrival forces, Hank runs out of bullets. He had just enough for three milliseconds of firing those. That's still, you know, hundreds of billions of shotgun shells.
half a second after that he runs out of rockets.
about two seconds later the cannonballs, bombs and mortar shells stop.
five seconds later, the railgun rounds are gone.
He still has a wave-motion laser of death that is still churning out ubernukes like clockwork though.
That initial attack was enough to level a well-fortified sci-fi city.
Hank goes flying back as physics finally realizes what just happened.
He slams into engie as Ultimatum flies up in the air and over the ledge.
Hank holds his head for a second and watches the gun fall into the abyss, and then explode.
Shame. Should've found a way to deal with that recoil. Oh well, too late now.

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Welcome to Hell! I hope you have a challenging time and completely fail to kill Balrog and die at Heavy Press! In all seriousness though have a great time. Anyways looks like I live and everything is relatively fine. Why are we on a freaking 8-track of horrible crashing? ...Oh. The Glitch. Hm. Guess I'll take a gift from the Infini-gifter then. Oh joy, time to stop acting like I was a cube. That never made much sense anyways. I'm a Glitch. Not that one. That would make literally zero sense and you would be stupid for thinking so. If I recall, you people have a game called Starbound. I'm from that. We're basically medieval robots IN SPACE. So anyways now that yet another in our wonderful series of contrived twists is over we should get to fighting this stupid thing. Apologies if I fail to conform to your standards, but I seem to be going on a vacation right now. I do hope you'll understand. Anyways, let's cut to the chase and attend a party at Wilson's. Wait, that's past me's job. I guess I also momentarily revealed myself then. Anyways I guess I should test out Cetus' Crusher. Turn up the lights because we're going to shine like stars. Also I don't really have much I can do with just one boot/legging. Hold on. I made these for completely the wrong side. Whoops. *One turn-ways sprite-flip of all Denizen's Powers later* There. And I guess it's also an opportunity to give Tazz another arm related alchemy. You'll get it when I'm done with it. Happy Boxing Day, all you Canadians out there. Or just fseftr. Not quite sure if there are other Canadians out here.
Sarcastic. Oh great, the Arrival. In as heavyhanded and obviously foreshadowed manner as always. Congrat-u-freaking-lations on your success. If you can even call it that. It's beyond your control. And even more paise for your brilliant idea of delegating control of this monstrosity to Bill of all people. Seriously. Bill. A person with all the cards in his favor. Only obligated to help you at this moment. With no method to genuinely control him. If you even manage to defeat us, which I doubt you will, what's to say that he won't just betray you? He's here, with an Alchemiter, access to cueballs, godmodding powers and the ability to make a prosthetic eye. You have literally no control over him. None. The contract could have been nulled at any point now. Surprised it hasn't been already. Guess you're just lucky. And assuming he doesn't decide to betray you, with victory in his grasp, you haven't the slightest of order. You control everything, but a dictatorship with an absent leader leads to but one thing. ANARCHY. Drown in it. I then proceed to take out Anarchy and shoot up Binary until he's full of holes, then toss the gun to Ire. Have fun.
Looks like everyone's writing more than me as of late. Guess that's what happens when a rule lawyer runs out of things to cheaply attempt, or just mellows out.
Anyways. Hepheastus' Spinner and Echidna's Ender 3/11
Unpersoner >Fine 11/11 (Octoroon Rangoon)(What does that even mean)

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38/50 Operation Mothership

37/50 AF Hangar

"THIS! ENDS! NOW!"

I teraport King IKEA thousands of feet in the air using my Teraporter, then attempt to rush past his position before he falls, allowing me to slip around and blast Binary in the back with my shotgun.

Quote from TT2000»

I forgot the amount, so I'll do 30/40 and +2 Granger

We, uh, CAN respawn and come back here if we die, right? ...Once again, I question how the villians can even hope their plans and stuff will succeed...

I whip out...CALDEFWCH, OR WHATEVER MY NEW THING I JUST GOT IS CALLED! And then I use GREEN ECHO LEVEL 2: FORESIGHT! On IKEA! Let's see how my archery-based alchemies do when I do them with a sword!

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> Action
Carbon Octet 5/9
Diamond Sword && Piece of paper with "The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog" printed on it in Comic Sans = Comic Sans Sword? 1/?

I begin assaulting King Ikea with the WISC-IV test!

Picture Concepts: I fire Chemocide on chlorine trifluoride mode at King Ikea. I then fire an ICBM, a nuclear bomb, a moldy taco and a Justin Bieber CD at King Ikea. Finally, I throw a ninja star at him. I then ask him to pick out three things, one from each group of two, that go together. He is unable to do it without the link being too tenuous, so I help him by shooting him with even more chlorine trifluoride. Now he can solve it, as chlorine trifluoride is in each group.

Coding Transcription: I summon a floating computer screen in front of King Ikea. I then use the Unicoder to edit a long series of numbers in every script onto the screen. I then give him a piece of paper rigged to explode. I then give him ten seconds to translate the numbers into Unicode codepoints via a randomly assigned method. Regardless of whether he fails or passes, the paper explodes with the power of a thousand Nuclear ICBMs.

Digit Span & Letter-Number Sequencing: I summon several loudspeakers cranked up to 300,000,000 dB positioned right next to whatever King Ikea uses to hear. I then scream 50,000,000 random digits and letters in every language into a microphone and the speakers play what I'm saying, deafening him before he can hear the seventh character. The sound waves begin causing an earthquake centralized around him. Finally, I ask him to repeat all 50 million digits back to me. He fails due to being deaf, so I shoot him with Chemocide in all the modes simultaneously.

Similarities: I fire two nuclear bombs and two ICBMs at King Ikea. They impact his body and blow holes in him. I then ask of him the similarities between the nukes and the ICBMs. He is unable to answer, as his voice box has been destroyed in the explosions. I then summon a giant wall of TNT around him, which explodes.

Vocabulary: I ask him to provide the definition of various words in Javanese, Sumerian, Assyrian, Aramaic, Livonian, Ubykh, various Canadian Aboriginal languages, Cherokee, Sindarin, Quenya, various Eldritch languages, Blissymbols (don't ask how I can do that verbally, I just do), Esperanto, Interlingua, Voynich Manuscript, Phaistos Disc, Linear A, Cypro-Minoan and several conlangs I made up myself. While he answers with his genius, I slowly set him on fire with chlorine trifluoride from a distance.

Symbol Search: I give him a copy of BabelMap for Unicode 4.0. I then ask him if various Unicode characters are in the standard at that point. He passes each test, but then his computer explodes in his face due to the fact that the copy of BabelMap is rigged with a virus.

Matrix Reasoning: I give him a picture of an entire imaginary town of houses with one square white. He is to paint the square as a perfect recreation of the town. Halfway through, I spray the picture with chlorine trifluoride, burning it up. The ClF

Comprehension: I give him a whole bunch of nonsense songs. He is to explain to me the meaning of each song. All the songs have no meaning, but I do not accept that answer. He comes up with some crazy stuff, so I send him to the mental asylum where he is declared to be insane and has to be put down. So I set him on fire along with a table.

Block Design: I fire explosive TNT painted red and white at King Ikea, which explodes on impact. I fire a total of 79,385,312 megatons of TNT at him over three seconds.

Finally, he gets his IQ score. However, the computer that I summoned in front of him to generate it explodes due to division by zero, right in his face.

I decide to calculate it manually, and come up with -37,000,000. I then tell him that the IQ test will cost 500 tables. Regardless of whether or not he accepts, I take the tables and set them on fire, then fire 500 chairs made of highly radioactive material directly into his face. He is irradiated. He is also enraged by the fact that despite the fact that he is a genius, he got an IQ lower than the average PewDiePie fan. However, before he can attack me, the Association for Removal of Stupid People takes him and throws him into the sun. The EARTH Sun. Sol. That's right. They go through interdimensional portals too.

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=TURN THREE=

=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> EXECUTE.
-5 / 10- Search Light -> CHANGE -> Grey Centimeters
+2 to Modpack

=EXECUTE=
"It's time."
A strange, grey light radiates from my body, as I rise up into the air.
Thousands of tiny chairs form from this light, and they fuse with my body.
Other small chairs float around in front of me, crashing together, forming a massive rifle.
Redux Railgun obtained.
When the light clears, I have transformed into a knight of Grey.

"Ikea!"
"It's time to say goodbye."

EFFECTS:
All my attacks VS Ikea will now MINI-CRIT!
My MAX HP is now 25.

=ATTACK=
I quickly unleash thousands of homing rounds upon Ikea, from my newly acquired rifle.

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Act 1!

I duplicate a Fear No Anvil and give it to Generic.
I dupe an Excalibleep copy and deliver it to Nimbleguy.
I copy a Hephaetus'es Gate and give it to Ire. Not entirely sure how he's going to use that.

I proceed to levy the power of Spacerender. I look deep into the starry depths of the weapons self, focusing. Several holes in space suddenly appear around the Arrival forces, in a large array of 99 different holes. While still focusing, several of my alchemies hover behind me.

First, the Warp Ring Gate. From it's dead center, a Hadoorknobken of unbelievable size forms, about as large as the gate itself. It gets shot into a smaller hole in space that appears in front of the Warp Ring Gate...And appears, far larger than before, atop the monstrosities that are the Arrival forces, not from just one of the holes in space, but ALL of them, simultaneously. It multiplied upon entrance, somehow? A Magician never reveals his secrets, sadly.

Second, the Dragon Ender. Being my left hand (even though the Typheus'es Might encompasses the whole arm), I activate it's power and turn it into the arm-mounted assault rifle, which also go into a small spacehole. A Mini-bullet hell with bullets far larger than those of the Dragon Ender is generated as the bullets inexplicably fly out of every hole around the Arrival, in far more quantity than initially, further devastating the Arrival forces.

Third, Swordsplosion. AS it turns out, it's a Casual variant, firing three swords at once (for only one ammo cost). It keeps firing until it's out of ammo, and the swords all go into small spaceholes-and come out, at sizes to make the Buster Sword blush, at the Arrival, from every hole, mysteriously multiplying in the trip through space. They explode-and then deposit three more swords on impact, like a MIRV Grenade, exploding again. The area the Arrival stands on is covered in ash.

Fourth, the Allegrostepper. I scream an insult into it in its wand form, and it shoots out a powerful sonic projectile into another hole, my insult. Coming out, multiplied and supersized like the others, the insult is amplified for all to hear-[REDACTED]. As it turns out, words CAN hurt them. Especially when they take the form of explosive projectiles.

Fifth and finally, Caledfwlch. From it, I generate a blazing inferno of justice-actual justice, the kind that the Arrival forces rightfully deserve. Fueled and empowered by divine rage, I thrust the flaming inferno forwards, into the hole, barely fitting. And from all angles comes the just inferno, burning them with righteous fires, a power beyond beings like them to comprehend. Or really anyone-I still don't get what I'm doing when I do that sometimes.

And this is my first blow. But hardly the last. I close the holes in space so nobody gets ideas with using them later-and I mean all of them. I then throw two Critmist Potions to Irecreeper and the Godmodder. I bet you guys know what to do with those.

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Golden Sunsticks 8/6

Preparation 2/50

@Amp: If you are willing to give me a tour, I shall certainly participate in it. If not, I can merely visit, if you so wish.

So, our most powerful moves are required? Hah.


I draw the Hazel Wand, observing Hank's magnificent barrage of projectiles. After it subsides, I search the depths of my Mind for a suitable strategy. Finally, I decide. I arc my wand downwards, pointing it at the Arrival forces. Momentarily, it appears as if absolutely nothing has occurred. Then, there is a slight twisting in what appears to be the fabric of reality. A pale blue pinprick of light appears in the center of this unmitigated distortion, and immediately destabilizes. Gravitational forces powerful enough to level small stars rocket across the glitched void, tearing the opposition to shreds via pressure. The players, however, are briefly protected by a shield of inky light, or the lack thereof. The minor Horbynyx subsides just before the shield does, after having exerted the limited energy I could provide it with in a few seconds. Directly afterwards, I reveal a small vial of Mind Honey. I dip my finger in, and taste whatever amount coats said appendage. Immediately, I double over slightly, hands in my hair. My eyes glint a pure violet color, bolts of violet electricity sparking off of them. Out of my eyes come two absolutely monolithic blasts of pure amethyst psionic energy. They streak towards the Arrival forces at exactly the speed of light, instantly striking. Subsequently, an explosion of pure arcane power rockets across the void, burning through metallic plating and code alike. Sadly, I am quite... burned out from that eyeblast.

Several minutes later, I am prepared to fight reasonably once more. Immediately, I am coated in an aura of gaseous Nightmare Fuel. I begin to mutter incoherently, streaming off incantations in an eldritch tongue. Hundreds of thousands of horrific tentacular masses of organic matter and occult fluids rip directly out of the fabric of reality. They leap, twisting and turning, to constrict each member of the Arrival forces. Then, the individual tentacles jolt millions of amps of electricity down into each member, heating them up to the point of melting. This shock subsequently weakens them to the psychic shrieks of the imminently deceased, the sounds I can hear on a daily basis. Everywhere. The voices... they scream and shriek in pure agony and hatred. Sorry. Anyhow, the screams of suffering pierce the minds of each individual Arrival member, whether mechanical or organic, causing them to melt slowly. Finally, I activate The White Ring. Instantly, what appears to be... bronze water drowns literally everything. Not literally, but it encompasses every single square inch of this possibly infinite abyss. I call up a dome of violet light around us players, and not a moment too soon. When the shield dissipates, everything is smoking with entropic sludges of various consistencies and viscosities. These puddles emit toxic Flux Gas into the lungs (or lack thereof) of the Arrival forces.

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Welcome yellow, welcome back ampul! Been quite a while since you posted, didn't you stop posting in Act 1?

Hank staggers over to where he can see the Arrival forces... or what's left of them, standing on the burned, cracked surface of the other side of the platform.
He pulls out a handgun, and fires.
And misses completely.
Shoot, I'm still a bit dizzy.
Let me rest a bit.

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Guided Antimatter Missile: 7/9

Midna DNA Sequencing: 9/20

Midna Ectobiology Report: 9/20

==Actions==

Lothyra: It's time to finish the fight.

Lothyra: I then use an electromagnetic tractor beam field to fling Troper's Antimatter Armor (that also protects the armor from any matter until it hits the target) at GLaDOS. I then explain how the Troper's Antimatter Armor is made of antimatter. And that 1 kg of antimatter annihilating with 1 kg of matter creates an explosion equivalent to 42.96 Mega Tons of TNT. And that the Troper's Antimatter Armor weighs more than 1 kg.



Lothyra: What? Why is everybody staring at me?

Lothyra: I then read section 6 of the guide, shoot iAntimak at GLaDOS, and execute Small Transmitter -O Shrink and Tiny Rocket Engine -O Shrink and Troper's Nuke Armor > Fine.

All of a sudden, a green flash of light appears in the middle of the place we are fighting in now. Out of it emerges... Bender?

Bender: ERELYE! DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT I DIDN'T HAVE A BACKUP BODY! I'M A ROBOT! I'M IMMORTAL!

(I am assuming that Lothyra fixed Bender's fatal flaw and built backup copies for him)

Bender: Arrgh. My gun just won't cut it. I'll have to recreate it through alchemy. I then pull out a Tesla Coil and execute Tesla Coil > Fine. I then burp the equivalent of a fireball at IKEA (who is made of wood).

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39/50 Operation Mothership

38/50 AF Hangar

I flash step back to King IKEA before he hits the ground, pull out my Sharpness X diamond sword, and deliver a devastating slash to his body. I then footstool him into the ground and drop from the sky with my blade pointed down, impaling King IKEA from the deadly impact.

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Maniac: ... Shoot. Alchemy at 7. I burn into a fireball, and charge into the ARRIVAL FORCES. I explode the moment I hit them.

Midna: I get a Sentry Gun and fire at Bill. The bullets bounce, hitting Binary and Ikea as well.

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{YOU SHOULD PROBABLY REMEMBER TO BRACE YOURSELF NEXT TIME. YOU'RE LUCKY YOU WEREN'T THROWN OFF THE EDGE TOO.}

Wherever: Shard of Engie returns.

Shard of Engie: 20/20 health, 80% stability, DESTROY: ||||

Anyway, since MAXIMALIST failed miserably due to glitching, it's time to get MINIMALIST. Targeting, since he has the least health, King Ikea. And now I really wish one of my attacks was named CHECKMATE instead. Because references to a really old game are still funny. Probably. Although, by now, pretty much everyone has played the game I'm referring to. Not quite everyone, because some people are absurdly disconnected from modern society, but that's why I said pretty much.

Ow. Lime green hurts to view.

Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: The tags read as follows.

Name Tag: "To Blue, from Engie"

The Mainframe: Yay. Christmas party done. Right, now what are we going to do with all these decorations? Actually, they'll probably disappear in due time. Or get recycled. Or get thrown out, drift through space, and land in a huge heap on main universe Earth in the middle of valentines day. Oddly specific, but it could happen. So, yeah. Actually, if you remove the green, and give the red time to discolour, the lot might be pink when it lands.

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40/50 Operation Mothership

39/50 AF Hangar

I launch a vicious combo into King IKEA, causing blood to fly everywhere. After the blood clears, King IKEA tries to get up but it cut down by a slash to the neck.

Quote from omglolsguy22»

I take a pogo stick off the ground(just a plain pogo, nothing special to see here.) start bouncing, and when I get really high in the air, land on King IKEA.

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POST 1;

MY INVENTORY
Potions: 1x Nightshade, 2x Frostbite
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idleing.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): First, I hand a present to Talist, Erelye, and Twinbuilder.
To Talist: Ethereal Bees (Breed and use the Ethereal Honey for potions)
To Erelye: Eldritch Vis Stone
To Twin: [REDACTED]

NOT AGAIN
Facilitate New Horizons.
PLEASE, NOT AGAIN



SIDEQUEST


Golden energy disperses from the Crystal... The yellow drains from it's exterior, transmutating into Silver. The Silver Crystal is then drained of it's silver, revealing a solid, bare crystal. It shatters.
The crown looses it's gold... All that is left keeping The Prince invulnerable is the Spacetime Crystal.
The back and seat of the throne glitches into nonexistence...

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I'll give Erelye and anyone else who wants to come a tour of the Anachron as soon as we get back to the server, or, failing that, once we get to someplace the giant mobile mining station of planet-eating death can jump to.



That said, if the portal that got us here is still open on the side of Godcraft, the Anachron can fire into it and hit stuff here, enabling me to hit the Arrival forces with my planet-cracker attack. I'll just keep charging the warmup while I wait for Twin's say-so.

All charges progress!

So, ah, heh, guess it's back to killing enemies I care about. Goody, random stuff the Glitch threw up was no fun to murder.

*Hank's wave of doom blasts past me, annihilating my shield bubble*

Whoa. Gonna have a hard time competing with that. Can't compete with that. Oh well.

The Dakkanator 7/7!

Well, that'll help. Not much, but it will.

I deploy my six extra arms, then begin equipping weapons...

The Dakkanator, presumably some kind of super minigun or something!

The Dynamic Deathbringer, basically what Hank just used, but less so!

The White Dwarf in staff form, bombarding the Arrival with the conjured chaotic forces of the Fourth Wall itself!

The Record Scratcher, Scratched and blasting out a wave of pure jazz, burning gold with the power of Creation!

The Void's Rogue, drawn in anticipation of future CQB!

The Swiss Scribe morphed to a PDA, typing defenses into place for myself and others!

The Colorless Revolutionary Handrailmagnum, taking well-aimed shots at weakpoints!

My Helsilver right arm, summoning damning ice and Psychic rage to consume them!

All that done, I supercharge my shield-bubble to absorb the next few attacks against me, and take aim, H3's integrated targeting system allowing for perfect accuracy, the weapons I'm using making it unnecessary!

I fire each weapon separately and precisely, six-and-change separate branches of everything I could think of blasting into the enemy, my massively-oversized magazines allowing for sustained suppressive ruin!

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31/40, +2 Granger

I take IKEA and throw him down ten flights of stairs. The stairs happen to be rigged with multiple forge's light arrow traps(that means damage bonus), along with poisonous spikes. Oh yes, and at the very bottom, there's a trapdoor that opens up to another ten flights of stairs, with x

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PANICPANICPANICPANICPANIC

*flails around with the Origin Wands in hand*

Aww crud...What did I just...

"A large amount of PotatOS-equipped Potato Jetpacks, that will impact GLaDOS for extra irony damage"

...HOW DID THAT JUST HAPPEN

*boom*

>>I seem to have made the trip. Having an avatar is useful.

>>I apply telekinetic force and slam IKEA into Bill.

And while they're in contact, I chuck a couple Club Grenades in the middle. Kablooie.

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Act 2!

I want to give something fitting to Erelye, so...Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyks && Nightmare Fuel = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
It's also high-time I tried this. Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Also. Antiaqua || (Emerald && Meteorite && Terror Enderdragon Scale) = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)

In the spirit of Christmas, I buy Bill Dark Souls II, and a suitable console to play it with. Naturally, he's happy, and I somehow convince him to immediately start playing in the middle of the fight. He does...But finds that he's basically unprepared for the difficulty in every sense of the word. He dies several times in the tutorial bits. He preserves, knowing that proving he is prone to ragequitting would be horribly stupid in front of the Godmodder and his fellow Arrival forces, and gets to the first town...And dies falling into the huge gaping hole there, thinking something would stop him at the bottom. Bill promptly ragequits, throwing the controller down onto the floor, which bounces back into his face.

I then stab him with a pocketwatch because we're still enemies. Yes, a pocketwatch.

Quote from TheLordErelye»

Golden Sunsticks 9/11


Preparation 3/50

I continue my assault.
@Amp: Very well. Can we proceed with the tour directly after returning to the servers, if such an event is to occur?

Within a second after finishing the attacks within my previous post, I begin to flick the Hazel Wand up and down repeatedly. Out of nowhere, plumes of ink supercharged with the energy of seventeen thousand aura nodes burst out of the abyss, tearing through the Arrival forces. Pure frost emanates from each individual burst, freezing the joints and segments of the organic Arrival beings. Every drop of ink is then telekinetically forced by my will into a circular ring around our foes, accelerating at near the speed of light. I tear the Hazel Wand sideways, and a mess of mustard energy leaks from the tip, revealing stars and abysses. This serves as some sort of metaphysical designator for the timely initiation and eventual release of the inky power inherent within the black fluid. The ink ring slowly separates into four individual rings, each a fourth of the size of the original, as was inevitable. Each ring begins to transform into what appears to be a window into four separate universe. One begins to glow a deep blue, firing waves of what appear to be various mythological energies. This one accelerates to approximately the speed of light. It then proceeds to eject bolts of arcane lightning into the Arrival members, realigning the pathways of both neurons and machinery in the though processors of the four, whether they be brains, or computers. The second ring emits a deep red color, firing off deadly waves of gamma radiation, EMP blasts, and miscellaneous particles of other elements otherwise classified as deadly. The second ring accelerates to the speed of light as well, emitting shockwaves of pure air at the Arrival. The third ring then accelerates to exactly the speed of light as well, igniting into a green flame. This one spews forth plumes of deadly plasma, curses, and pure crystallized blood in the shape of curved scythes. These blood scythes hook towards the Arrival members, slicing through them, and embedding themselves into the bodies of the four entities, fusing with them in such a manner as to corrode their bodies with acidic substances involved in the crystallization process. The three colors so far mingle with each other, creating some sort of... triumvirate -no, that sounds ridiculous. Trifecta, perhaps. Anyhow, the final ring ignites with a pure mustard yellow, pulsating wave after wave of arcane energy, each one having the power capacity to drag both Venus and Mercury out of orbit. The waves ricochet around the boundaries designated by the four rings of ink, striking the Arrival forces within eight seconds. The four rings of pure ink, each accelerating at the speed of light, begin to constantly expand and compress. I fire a singular bolt of violet energy into the midst of the stuff with the Hazel Wand. Immediately, a deafening explosion occurs within, in a perfectly spherical shape. The orb takes a white color as its exterior shade, appearing momentarily as a massive cueball. Then, a green explosion rips out of the sides of that, mixing with the white to form a magnificent black. Violet waves ripple off of this, and the blast finally clears, having partially decimated the Arrival (hopefully). Within the rings, a pure green spirograph emerges, appearing to constantly shift in a manner akin to Skaian Defense Portals. Then, within a nanosecond, the rings and the spirograph collide, vaporizing each other in a amethyst explosion which specifically harms Ikea. Out of the explosion ricochet approximately 5082 bolts of blue, red, green, and yellow energy, orbiting the explosion in a manner akin to celestial bodies. Once the blast subsides, the bolts swarm in, streaking towards Ikea and Bill, piercing through their bodies, and spinning about, impaling both of them repeatedly. This goes on for several minutes, until the effects of the ink rings finally subside. With a flick of my wand, burning xenon runes are emblazoned upon the air, blinding the Arrival forces with pure vis-charged spellcraft.

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>Alchemies
Carbon Octet 6/9
Comic Sans Sword 2/?

>Action
When Ikea returns from being thrown into the sun, I force Ikea to take a modified academic test, to complete his testing. Everything that is stated in the test actually happens in the game.

COBALT SHADE SCHOOL FOR ARSP REHAB TABLES FINAL EXAM, GREEN TEXT EDITION
Time limit: 4 minutes.



Mathematics & Physics. I fire a fork bomb missile at you that duplicates itself every 10 nanoseconds. How long will it take for it to impact you if you are 30 meters away, the missile is travelling at 40 m/s? How many missiles will hit you?

Chemistry. I spray this fluoroantimonic acid from my deadly-chemical-firing M134 (Chemocide). How many seconds will it take before it dissolves through you?

Social Studies & Physics.

a. A poll of 1 IQ tester says you are less intelligent than a PewDiePie fanboy. How reliable are these results?

IS IT: a Very Reliable
IS IT: b​ Very Reliable
IS IT: c Very Reliable
IS IT: d Very Reliable
b. An ARSP spaceship is coming to remove you and throw you back into Earth's Sun where you belong. They will arrive at the end of this test. Assuming it is travelling at 0.5c when they pick you up, how many minutes will it take to arrive at the sun?
c. When the spaceship gets there, how hot will the core of the sun be? Hint: It is over nine thousand.

Statistics. If everyone in class A is named John, Johnny or Not-John, and everyone in class B is named Bob, Bobby or Robert, what the gorilla is going on?!

Mathematics. You may not use a calculator or mental maths. Work it out the long way using the pen and pencil provided. No help will be given if your hand hurts. We don't care. What is 21,479,329,114,239,644,394,491,033,932,411,103,429 divided by 415,292,166? Expand the result out to 40,132,452,449,103 digits.

Basic Logic. Can you read this text? If you can, -100,000,000 points. Do not cheat.

Pediatrics. Justin Bieber is singing at extremely loud volumes directly into a child's ears. The child has hyposensitivity to sound. Pick up the headphones from his ears and deafen yourself with it. Then listen to EAS Tones for 5 hours straight. If you refuse, -100,000,000 points.

Mathematics. Prove or disprove the Riemann hypothesis.

Mathematics. Trisect the angle and square the circle. No cheating. You say you're a genius, well, DO IT.

Developmental Psychology. Since you are King Ikea and you are reading this text, there is a memetic in this text that only affects you. You are now mentally retarded with an IQ of -47,000,000,000,000,000,000. What is 1+2?

Biology. I infect you with a syringe containing Lassa fever, ebola virus disease, marbugvirus, botulinum toxin and polonium-210. How long do you have to live? Hint: Under 10 seconds.

Mathematics. Given P ∨ ¬P, derive that you are currently stuck in a lake of fluoroantimonic acid that is now dissolving your body.

Social Studies & History. Given past battles with Bill Cipher, draw the conclusion that you will be defeated and so will the rest of the Arrival forces.

Final Question. I create a shotgun that fires fork bomb nukes that split every Planck time into 5 nukes with the Origin Wands and fire it at you; you now have 5 seconds to live. Good luck.

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3/40

// Okay, thanks.

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Guided Antimatter Missile: 8/9

Midna DNA Sequencing: 10/20

Midna Ectobiology Report: 10/20

Tesla Coil > Fine: 2/3

Tiny Rocket Engine -O Shrink: 2/2 Complete!

Tiny Transmitter: 2/2 Complete!

==Actions==

Lothyra turns toward Amp.

Lothyra: I would like to tour your ship! Count me in!

Lothyra: I then shoot iAntimak at GLaDOS and alchemize Troper's Nuke Armor & Small Rocket Engine, (Tiny Rocket Engine -O Shrink, which is already complete) -O Shrink and Tiny Transmitter -O Shrink.

Lothyra: Let's try out a new feature I just installed in my suit.

All of a sudden, Lothyra puts down her iAntimak. Her suit's right hand then turns into a fist, and the arm it is attached to deploys rocket motors. She pulls her arm back, and her suit's fist begins to be enveloped in plasma. She runs up toward GLaDos, the rocket engines ignite, and...

Lothyra: FALCON PAWNCH! (My brother's idea. Also, TG, this means I am making an attack on GLaDOS.)

Bender: Wow. That's a cool suit.

Bender: I then try to chop IKEA up with my ability that lets my hand act as a saw.

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I guess so.
I've been getting used to the weird way weapons function here.
Didn't think I'd actually have to worry about, you know, real world physics for a gun so big.
Figures.
Hank, now a bit more well functioning, pulls out a regular old plasma assault rifle and begins laying down cover fire with it, forcing most of the baddies to be more careful with dodging and countering to avoid getting important bits blasted off.

It feels weird not doing alchemies anymore.

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@Ampulagator: Yes, we have written several novels. All of that is RP text which you don't have to concern yourself with if you don't want to. You can start up your own character, but it probably is a little too late for that.
@Twin: I knew that. I didn't increment any of my charges or alchemies. I was just keeping them there to keep track of them and the rest was all RP stuff. Sorry if it looked like I was trying to cheese in some extra alchemies. But still, could you please add the Kitsune Charm to the spoils list?
@Nimble: I pull out my wrench. Lets finish this. I twist around space to ensnare the final crystal like a lasso. I twist it around and fling it at The Prince.

=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Wilson's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x4 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x4 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1

@insert_generic_username: Laiko comes from around the tree wearing a small Santa outfit, occasionally gazing in wonder at its fabric. Oh, ah... hello there. You actually showed up. This is the right outfit, yes? The colors... are so incredible... um... anyway... I still cannot thank you enough for helping me in my hour of need. Here, I got this for you. He nudges a very generic gift box towards you. I hope you like it... Inside it is a large, brightly colored lollypop. You seem to... uh... like those... trickster is it? This is a 5 post charge, so you can use it to... do whatever you would do with one of those. Thank you for the potion. You don't have to give me anything else. I'm still in your debt. Where is everyone else anyway?

He walks outside. Where... where is anyone? Hello? Oh my... He wanders down closer towards the rift and looks inside. Whoa... He steps inside it, gazing at the chaos now all around him. He stares at Binary give its "cliché villain monologue" with various thoughts flying his mind. Like asteroids forming into planets, the thoughts stick together, slowly forming into a more complete idea. He had never been told what caused the Glitch, why it was happening, anything about it. He had been told a little about Binary, the mad AI who had attacked him and tried to take over his mind while he slept. He made the connection between the two. So... this AI... He pauses, and then suddenly bursts into laughter. Ah! ha! What a wonderful Christmas! hah... ... He pauses for a while, contemplating. Should... should I fight? ... the danger... but then again... ... my life is linked to the server's... ... yes... I will... I will not be forgotten... heh... I'm no servant. HA! The spirit perverseness is with me. That will that says, no; that denies the oppressor. I, a mortal, shall take my revenge on the gods! Merry Christmas! He strides forward, flourishing his 9 tails. Of course, 8 of them are illusions.

Edit- Bah. I had a big long post of Wilson actually trying to answer CoblatShade's quiz. Unfortunately, the editor ate it. However, he got -199999989 out of 15 points on it, or 11/15. Which is pretty good considering 4 of those weren't actually questions.

Attacks: 37/50 x2. Can I combine these charges with the ones Wilson has in his store so that they actually finish in time?
I'll take this anyway. Awkward Potion OOO Pulverized Steel = Potion of strength done and Potion of Vis done

Alrighty... final battle? Lets do this. Maybe Binary is taking a form of Apep, the Egyptian chaos snake. Maybe this will deal some extra damage then. I create a small wax figurine of Binary. Now... first step... I spit on the wax figurine and then I stomp the figurine into a puddle with my left foot. After that, I lower the Staff of Ysera to use as a lance and skewer Binary. I then pull my staff back, hold it up into the air and ensnare Binary with chains of emerald power. Next step... I pull At No Expense from my belt, brandish it in my hand, and dash around Binary, leaving hundreds of small cuts. Finally... I switch back to the Staff of Ysera and stab it into the ground, causing an eruption of green flames to engulf Binary. And that, is how to kill Apep. Apparently. Original quote: "Spitting upon Apep, defiling Apep with the left foot, taking a lance to Smite Apep, fettering (enchaining) Apep, taking a knife to smite Apep, putting fire upon Apep."

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Golden Sunsticks 10/11

Preparation 5/50 (+1 from Nimble)

I accept the Eldritch Vis Stone, teleporting it into the Study in Grayhold, next to the Helsilver arm. Thanks, both of you, by the way, and I hope my gift to you, mister Amperzand, was appreciated, as it was rather difficult to part with the tome. I also appreciate Tazz forging me a door. Thank you in advance. I shall get my gifts out within a few enquier.

I momentarily stop engaging the Arrival in combat to... think. My eyes sweep across the abyss, focusing mainly on our foes. I briefly place my hands on my temples, concentrating. I see every possibility. Every decision and thought the Arrival members will make this turn. Of course, reality is not something that is occurring to us. We forge it, with every minuscule thought, every single firing of each individual neuron in our brains. Anyhow, I go over these thoughts and decisions, and proceed to prevent any that will result in my death, or that of my allies. In this situation, I believe allies refers to every living being who currently does not boast an allegiance to Binary, or the general concept of the Glitch and the Arrival.

Now, I think it may be time for me to attack once more, in a similarly unprovocative manner. I merely proffer a thought to spacetime. Coming from a Mage of Mind, that could mean a myriad of things, some merely partially relative to the others. In Grayhold Citadel, this thought, functioning as a wave of pure arcane energy, is received by a modified Vis Relay affixed to a Brain-in-a-Jar connected to an Arcane Ear. The device picks up my brainwaves through the Ear, sending a Redstone signal to the Brain-in-a-Jar. This rapidly stimulates the activity of the disconnected zombie brain, frozen in a pre-mediated state of minor decomposition, still floating in the jar of vile liquid. The oddly invigorated brain bumps the top of the jar, sliding the Relay slightly. At this state, the Relay receives a Vis beam from eight meters away. The Relay reflects this beam towards a Balanced Shard attached to what appears to be a massive mess of thaumic machinery that I am personally quite proud of. The Balanced Shard, upon receiving the appropriated signal, jumpstarts the process. The Centi-Vis from the central node of Grayhold is immediately congealed into an aura node within a chamber of the device containing an Advanced Node Stabilizer. Then, the Alumentum-based heater/annihilator burner above destroys the node, converting it to Ethereal Essence. This is sent through a tube (hah) to an Alchemical Furnace deep within the core of the device, melting it down into various essentia types, and transporting each individual drop of essentia to the Essentia Crystallizer nearby. This system is obviously infinite, and is the basis for the VEC-PS (Vis-Essentia-Crystal Power System) I invented. Anyhow, the shards are sent by way of Tallow Golem into two different containers at the forefront of the acrimonious contrivance. (Yes, I boast particularly florid nomenclature compared to what some would refer to as 'typical commoner vernacular.') Each of these is melted back into essentia, and piped into the central mechanism. The two essentia types being used as fuel are, of course, Praecantatio and Alienis. The two types of essentia are pumped into opposite sides of the Voidmetal-plated Greatwood Arcane Bore at the apex of the device, the excess essentia being pumped into the Essentia Reservoir also containing the Auram from the Ethereal Essence. This contraption boasts not an excavation focus, but a Lightning one, modified with the usage of my knowledge of Focal Manipulation (Before I go any further, I should note that this device, as all of mine are, looks like a magipunk mess of metals and pipes, with the occasional cog, and quite a bit of Voidmetal). The head of the device sits directly before four Arcane Leviators, placed in such a way as to direct the blast into what appears to be a mess of essentia tubes, Vis Relays, and a singular Magic Mirror. After a few seconds, the beam is projected, being fueled by the essentia I provided, instead of Aer. The bolt of lightning flies straight through the mirror. Flux Gas is vented into the atmosphere as the device is used. The blast subsides. Meanwhile, in the glitched abyss, I pull out a handheld Magic Mirror, a very finely crafted one with a rich Greatwood handle and two gold bands, appearing to have been handcrafted and masterfully infused by a true thaumaturge (Me). Out of the void upon the surface of the bound mirror, a blast of infused lightning comes careening out, speeding towards the Arrival members. It strikes Bill. However, my hours spent modifying that wand focus at my rusty Focal Manipulation Table come to fruitition. The bolt, upon strikng Bill, leaps out his back, and hits Ikea as well, paralyzing one of the two. This bolt cannot be manipulated in any way whatsoever, save by the device that generated it.

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+2 to TT2000

Diamond Armor && Applied Phlebotinum = Plot Armor 4/10

"Oh! Oh! Oh!", Granger shouts to the arrival forces, "You guys are back! Lets play a bit. Honestly, the challenges bored me... too few things to smash into pieces." She jumps in glee.
Suddenly a shine pierces the glitchy darkness. Granger beginns floating above the platform... "I had a lot of time to prepare for this. Too much perhaps." The stage becomes icy cold, the floor gets slippery as if made of pure ice. Slowly Granger opens her eyes, revealing that her eyes glow bright as the sun. "Yes this will be fun. Oh but one more thing..." She opens her handbag and pulls out a bottle. Its a potion of manpower! Drinking it slowly she glares at King IKEA, as if to plan which parts to break first. A moment of silence, the quiet before the storm, ends as the glass bottle which was carelessy tossed away scatters on the ground. In this very moment Granger accerlates to unbeliveably speeds, shooting straight trough King IKEA and not a few milliseconds later she spun around, grabbed an arm of him, and throws it like a spear into GlaDOS. She pays no mind where it lands and contiues to tear out parts of King IKEA. A truly horrifying event to spectate! Soon theres nothing left to tear off, King IKEA was decimated to mere wood bits and splinters.
Exhausted and heavily breathing she backs off from him. "Im not done yet, this is way too much fun!", she claims as she pulls out yet another potion, a potion of Sunshine! She drinks it hastily... and makes a disgusted face as she says, "Huaark, this tastes awfull!", altough her sense of taste was deeply violated shes filled with new power and begins floating high above the ground again. She equips The Noisemaker and checks out the charge meter, which indicates that the weapon is fully charged on stage 10! With a quick glance she looks at the platform and wonders, "I dont have to hold back here, do i? WHO CARES, ITS TIME FOR ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION!" Firing the weapon at GlaDOS she has an insane look on her face. A huge icy arrow radiating electricity and glowing in a dark light shoots toward GlaDOS and on impact several ice spikes penetrate the Arrival Forces, all the while a otherworldly scream echoes through the void the current stage is awakening everyones fears and doubts at heart.

Finally Granger descends, her onslaught ended... for now.

TLDR; Master Emerald, manpower, tearing IKEA to shreds, stabbing GlaDOS with IKEAs arm, Sunshine, The Noisemaker (10 charges) at GlaDOS, ice spikes and fear (caused by The Noisenaker). Please dont make this fail Twin, i waited really long for this and worked hard on this. Oh and make me suffer some damage from steroid abuse to balance this if you want.

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>>*sigh* I REALLY hate you right now Binary. You've given all of us AIs a bad name.


*after some tachyonic messages are passed back*

>>run HEX1.mxe

>>*raw mana crackles as a Glyph of Painfully Painful Pain is branded on whomever wasn't stunned by Erelye's attack, and incidentally explodes into a mixture of basic gases and an electric spark, which then causes an explosion* ((Tested on Mythbusters!))

I take a shot at GLaDOS's projection with the Disruptor portion of the Hard-Light Projector-Disruptor. An explosion ensues.

>>I then launch a recently-fabricated Sticky Hard-Light Disuptor Grenade, which sticks to GLaDOS and continues to disrupt her projection.

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Act 3!

Voidstone Door && Eldritch Majjyks && Nightmare Fuel = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
Spacerender && Glitch-Proof Armor = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
Antiaqua || (Emerald && Meteorite && Terror Enderdragon Scale) = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)

I ready my hugest Doors: the Gate of Zillyden, Hephaetus'es Gate and Hemera's Gate. The trio circle around me, generating furiously powerful door energies, enough for a dooryuken or two. However, that is not my intention-I intend to supercharge myself with the power of doors, which is honestly working quite well, as the circling of the doors makes excess power that would usually spill out go to another door, allowing it to be funneled to me. Simple, yet effective, for just pure energy of door, if that's what's needed. I proceed to then quit the circling-I've got enough energy for a singular Minicrit against my intended target, hopefully.

Without further ado, and regardless of the success of my prior action, I uncork Unclosable upon the Ghost of GLaDOS, or at least the projector for it. Let's see how this one works, eh?

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I reach in my pocket and find a spare nail to build something.

I alchemize this: Pogo stick && Nail.



(If we can't alchemize anymore or I did something wrong, ignore this post.)

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Because of the glitch's influence, the rules no longer apply! I abuse this to shoot Binary in the face repeatedly using a 2x time warp to hit twice as fast.

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@Laiko: No, no, it's fine. It's not like I was going to make anything else. Besides, I feel bad for basically ignoring you for a while. Hm. A lollipop. How nostalgic and reminiscent of stupidity. I guess I'll just send this to future me.

Obvious. Yup I sure did just get that lollipop. It's a nice lollipop. Guess I'll wield it in the only way one really would wield a lollipop. Like a hammer. I break the lollipop over Ikea's head, then shove all the pointy shards into his face. He then becomes Trickster, and therefore 900% more garish-looking.

Anyways. Ikea. I feel like you've been a ruler long enough that you established a legitimate kingdom. But if you were a beginner like Binary is, I would think you'd know the one secret to having a secret autocracy. NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON THE BODY. ... the poltical body. In case you're confused, which you probably are due to basically being as smart as a fan of the Pewds. Wait you're in the sun. Hm. Guess I was talking to myself then. Well I guess I'll just chill in this awesome Drillgenerigorg and drill straight through GLaDOS. And shoot her with this conveniently located copy of Ahab's Boxcars.
Hepheastus' Spinner and Echidna's Ender 4/11
Potion of Potential oOo Alchemic Encyclopedia 1/??

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Gosh darn it appears the ACT has ended without me.

POST 1

I check to see if time or chaos work properly in this realm cuz if not I'm screwed.

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Oh right, im curious why Plot Armor DOESNT trip the OP scale, because that basically makes the wearer invulnerable among other effects... like ressistance to deflects, glitches and the like because that stuff is suddenly plot relevant.

+2 to TT2000

Diamond Armor && Applied Phlebotinum = Plot Armor 5/10
Master Emerald 1/10
Hmm lets try this, Potion of Manpower ooo Gender Bender 1/?, just for fun. Maybe it will become something usefull too.


The Noisemaker powerlevel: 1

Granger rings The Painchimer at Bill, commanding one of the spikes to grow even larger, completly freezing him. And applying another layer of fear too.

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> Alchemies
Carbon Octet 7/9
Comic Sans Sword? 3/?

> Action:
I give Ikea one final test: THE HIGH LEVEL PHYSICAL PROFICIENCY TEST!
You may only use yourself. No inventions, no anything besides your body. No cybernetic implants - they must be deactivated. No using loopholes. You may only do things a normal human can do. Failure to comply with the rules will result in drowning in fluoroantimonic acid.

PART ONE: SWIMMING
Ikea is forced to swim 1,000,000 laps in a Teflon-coated swimming pool that is 1 light-year long filled with fluoroantimonic acid and another 1,000,000 laps in a diamond swimming pool which is also 1 light-year long filled with chlorine trifluoride.

PART TWO: DODGEBALL
Ikea is forced to be the target in a game of dodgeball. My AIs and I then fire nuclear bombs and ICBMs at him at relativistic speeds, exploding on impact with him. The final level involves an entire wall crushing him and he is forced to dodge through a one-nanometer hole in the wall. Not exactly dodgeball, but close enough.

PART THREE: PUSH-UPS
Ikea is forced to do 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pushups in the span of 0.1 seconds. He is forced to do this until he is actually able to do it 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times in a row. While doing this, a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg weight larger than Minecraftia itself is placed on his back.

PART FOUR: SIT-UPS
Ikea is forced to do 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 sit-ups while submerged in chlorine trifluoride. His legs and waist are secured to the ground.

PART FIVE: SOCCER
Ikea is forced to play 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 games of soccer with a bunch of dummies in a pocket dimension. Every time the ball is kicked, it explodes, revealing itself to be a massive nuke.

PART SIX: OBSTACLE COURSE
Ikea is forced to go through an obstacle course. He is forced to eat polonium-210 as part of the obstacle course. He also has to dive into a pool of fluoroantimonic acid.

FINAL GRADE:
Number of sections passed / 6 - 40,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 just because King Ikea exists


Ikea's grade ends up negative, so I shoot him with Notch's Smiter |⌊score⌋| (the absolute value of his score rounded down) times.

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Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4

Battlefield: CO: Reacharound King IKEA
Orbital Weapons: I'm going to go ahead and assume King IKEA's flesh is wooden, and Mini BA him.
Potions: Critmist II x18, Potion of Magic

I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.

-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-

So, you've gotten a lot better lately.
About time.
You want to do the ritual now?
...not really... but yes, I am up for it.

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I Use the battle technique RAILROADER on Ikea.

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>>Oh, shush. I tested multiple methods for this manifestation, and yours fell into minimum conditions for one particular variant involving the presence of Thaumcraft-like forces and the effective manipulation of. Thus, the remnants of your attack are being used efficiently in mine.
>>Or would you rather we lose?

>>Either way, I pull out a High-Energy Pellet Gun and fire at IKEA, which sets him on fire. I then launch him, headfirst, into Bill.

I shoot GLaDOS's projection with the High-Energy Pellet Gun...Oops, that went THROUGH the hole. Silly me...It appears to be bouncing around inside. And...Ouch, it just hit the core.

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Maniac: Alchemy at 8. I turn Bill into a block! I then place him in the void!

Midna: I sucker punch Binary!

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Post I

I use Eight at Bill.

Fluorite Quartet Complete!

Fluorite Quartet && Deck of Cards

Gold 0ctet 6/9

Lil' Cavity 4/10

Twin, you spelled

Also, I am currently posting from my tablet. Minecraftforum has one of the most [REDACTED] mobile supports that I've ever seen.

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+2 to TT2000

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21/25 Health Care Package
21/25 Health Care Package

> R. K.: Builds another weapon. Yay.

Jousting Lance AND Scale of the Imprisoned = ??? [1/?]

> K4yne: Shooting a scythe beam from Netheraria at the Ghost of GlaDOSH.

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Strange No Joke

UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges:1

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Maniac: Alchemy at 9. A bomb appears in side each of the arrival forces! It explodes shortly after....

Midna: Snap Ikea's arm off.

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I see my enemies... there's nothing that few Magma Mortars can't fix.

Action 1/3

Magma Mortars: 9/10

Orbit Control: 19/50

Elemental Retribution: 44/50

I dual wield crossbows, firing upon the Ghost of Glados and King Ikea, before grabbing a trusty shotgun, holding it up to Shattered Bill's head, and then continuing to CR0WN him with it.

Sword Damage: 99K/250K

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=TURN TWO=

>I'M BUILD AGAIN

=CHARGE=
-6 / 10- Grey Centimeters
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I equip the CHAIRSLAYER and unload it at Ikea.
(Roll a D6.)
(1: I pump 2 allies full of chairs.)
(2: I miss.)
(3 / 4: Ikea takes a large hit! Moderate damage.)
(5: The bullets I shoot are actually lightning rods. Lightning happens. High damage!)
(6: Lord Dome's scythe appears, and obliterates Ikea! Massive damage!)

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+1 to Erelye
+1 to Irecreeper

COMBAT OPERANDI: DOOMSDAY LV. 10- END TIMES
I pull out the DOOMBRINGER and I load it up with the BLACK HOLE BULLET. I aim the DOOMBRINGER in ULTRA SNIPER MODE, and aim the sights on SHATTERED BILL. Ready, and...


F I R E!



DONE Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = Antimatter Bullet 9/9
DONE Doom Bullet && Barbahole = Black Hole Bullet 9/9
Glitched Modpack Files && JEGUS'S MIGHT = The Bonper 4/11

The Bringer Of Hope Scrope 2/30
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 4/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 2/30

INVENTORY

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Yo dude no creating COs. Please change it so our God-Emperor Twin doesn't null that attack.
Determined. Even if HEX is a thing right now, he won't be for very long. Honestly he's a bit too ridiculous to take seriously. I draw the Unbreakable Katana and drive it straight into the hologram if it exists, then wield its electrical power into Bill's eye. If the hologram or whatever still doesn't exist, it's still a sword. It's sharp, and awesome, and... it's a sword! Also, I use Jeffing Awesome on Bill, seeing as he should appreciate SBaHJ.
Hepheastus' Spinner and Echidna's Ender 5/11
Potion of Alchemy 2/??

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Guided Antimatter Missile: 9/9 Complete!

Midna DNA Sequencing: 11/20

Midna Ectobiology Report: 11/20

Tesla Coil > Fine: 3/3 Complete!

(Tiny Rocket Engine -O Shrink) -O Shrink: 2/2 Complete!

Tiny Transmitter -O Shrink: 2/2 Complete!

==Actions==

Lothyra: Hmm. My missiles still need moar dakka more power. This machine should help with that.

Lothyra: I then alchemize Guided Antimatter Missiles > Fine and (Tiny Transmitter -O Shrink, which was just completed) -O Shrink. I am about to shoot GLaDOS when I hesitate.

Lothyra: Hmm. If I use the electromagnets on my gun to create a ball of energy that... wait, it could work!

Lothyra: I then start tinkering with my gun. When I am done, I press a button. The distinctive crackling of a powerful electromagnetic field can be heard. I shoot a beam of antimatter out of my gun for a minute, filling the ball with a very thin cloud of antimatter (only one gram, which is as powerful as three Hiroshimas). I then make the ball graze Binary. I'll explain how the ball works at the end of my post.

Bender: I begin to alchemize (Tesla Coil > Fine, which was just finished) & Nanomag Plasma Rifle.

Bender: Oh, this new version of my gun is going to be goooooooood. Very good. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

==Ball of Energy==
How it works: The ball of energy is a ball containing various types of energy. By grazing enemies, it takes some of their energy, damages them, and adds it to the ball. For example, if it grazes GLaDOS it gets some of her hard-light energy, or if it grazes IKEA it gets some of his chronal energy. A player can add energy to the ball by shooting, transfering, or injecting it. For example, Erelye can add vis to the ball by shooting it with his wand or casting a spell at the ball, in which case the ball will store the spell. This section of my post will keep track of the status of the ball. I will keep track of how many charges the ball has. Lothyra has final control over the ball, so she decides who the ball is going to hit and when it detonates.

Energy Charge : 2/50 (Max and has one extra because I grazed Binary)

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Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4

Battlefield: BT:Noah's Flood Ikea. Soggy wood is weaker wood, therefore bonus damage. Give me that, Twin.
Orbital Weapons:
Potions: Critmist II x21, Potion of Magic

I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.

-Elsewhere-

A floating envelope appears in front of Wilson. On the front, scrawled in blue ink, is "Merry Late WhateverDay"

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22/25 Health Care Package
22/25 Health Care Package

Jousting Lance AND Scale of the Imprisoned = ??? [2/?]

> R. K.: Keeps buildin'.
> K4yne: Casting Fira on the unfinished table king with the confusing manual a.ka. IKEA.

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Strange No Joke

UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
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