"Hello, my name is Netpatham and I will be administering the AI coding certification today! Just a note: Any cheating will be punished with an instant, unavoidable, unchangeable, 5,000,000,000,000,000 damage to the interfering participant!
You must complete ALL the questions! Failure to complete ALL the questions will result in an instant, unavoidable, unchangeable, 100,000 points of damage!"
"Failure to complete the test in less than one minute will result in a similar 100,000 points of damage!"
1:
You must disable the code I have activated in this Sentry, making it target you! Incentive will be provided by it shooting you!
2:
Break this loop of code, from command line, without closing or pausing or causing lag with the program, and implement a way to run said code each time this program operates said section. You may not remove that section of code.
//...Godcraft code, currently running, that operates on tick
for(;true==false;){
GLaDOS.damage();
billCipher.damage();
Pr0jectB1nary.damage();
}
//...More code
3:
Code a way to disable SBURB CLIENT.~ath on this Cray Supercomputer currently running it that has just been dropped on your head. You must write it in actual binary, as well.
4:
Write a Java program that will add variables String and Object together to produce an integer variable null. For each failed attempt, you must hit yourself in the face or a suitable analogue with napalm.
5:
Break this (Java) loop while only modifying things inside the loop body of the innermost loop here (not including continuation conditions, if I must spell it out), and not changing the existing method calls or the things those methods are called on.
//The same Godcraft code...
FINAL boolean testBoolean = false;
for(;testBoolean==true;){
GLaDOS.damage();
billCipher.damage();
Pr0jectB1nary.damage();
//This sentence is false
//This sentence is false
//This sentence is false
//This sentence is false
}
//...More code
You must run the code for 5 minutes after making any change, even one character's worth, to it. This includes insertion/removal of comments. Selection of groups of characters has been disabled.
I also fire High-Energy Pellets at the testees constantly. For some added pressure.
And I disrupt their Hard-Light Avatars.
((I'm targetting, in case no-one noticed, Binary and GLaDOS.))
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Target something, will you, Netpatham?
Seriously I can't tell whether you're attacking GLaDOS or Binary. Whatever. Curious. A pair of wands that let me cause entities to cease existing. Guess I should start with easy things. I notice a pile of Perfectly Generic Objects nearby. Perfect. I attempt to use the wands, then successfully completely erase the stupid cubes from existance. Now for something a bit trickier. I point the Rangoon at Binary. Now obviously I'm not so stupid as to think I can one-shot this idiot. However, the guns on his perspn are ripe for deletion, and I am very familiar with them. These guns don't exist, never have existed, and Binary would be an idiot for covering his body in guns and looking incredibly lame. In fact I don't even know why I'm talking about guns that don't exist, and clearly never have. Also I don't know where the notion that I took damage came from, I'm perfectly fine. And I am also using the Twitchy Staff on GLaDOS. By the way, I thought that this was a no-holds-barred brawl.Are you seriously still holding back on giving Bill his vision even with the powers at your disposal? Whatever, it's your loss.
Hepheastus' Spinner and Echidna's Ender 6/11
Potion of Potential oOo Alcheemic Encyclopedia 3/??
The potion of potential is something I got for putting an awkward potion on Fine.
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=TURN ONE=
>It is finished.
=CHARGE=
-7 / 10- Grey Centimeters
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly sweep up IKEA's splinters, and quickly re-form his head. WHAT-IS-THIS WHY-DO-YOU-DO-THIS
Oh, Ikea.
I have a fate worse than death ready for you.
I then proceed to pull a special chamber out of hammerspace.
This is a chamber filled with water, and woodworms.
Have fun, bi-(EXPLETIVE REDACTED)
I quickly stuff Ikea's head in, and shut the lid. ARGH! BEFORE-I-GO
What? What is it? LOCAA-IS-GONE YOU-KILLED-YOUR-PEOPLE-IRE AND-I-MUST-THANK-YOU-FOR-HELPING-MY-CIVILIZATION-THRIVE
He then goes silent, and the woodworms go to work.
...oh god.
I launch a Hard-Light MASHY SPIKE PLATE into Bill, which proceeds to impact GLaDOS.
Heh. Wheatley DID think of something useful.
Rocket Turrets? Pfah.
I'll just set this, THIS, and THAT, and...Ooh!!! Another round! Let's see....
*the sounds of many missiles impacting a Hard-Light Avatar*
Ooh, ouchies.
Hm. What's this...Is it a Morality Core? *applies it to GLaDOS*
Oh wait, it's an EMP. Oops. Sorry.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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"Any porblum' kin' be solvt' bah' throwin enough rednecks wit' shotguns at eeit, tho' that sometahms meens laik, enuff to mayk a gravitational hole in space-time." -Some Guy, 2153
I finish the Nail pogo, and start bouncing around near good ol Glados. The nail nicks holes in the ground, and eventually the ground breaks and Glados falls!
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If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Daw! A B-!?
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Years ago, but not many... Granger is sitting in her lab, studying an ancient book she found. Truly an magnificent book this is! It describes an ancient language, capable of invoking something called "Song Magic", which bases on conveying the emotion of the singer/speaker.
Not quite being magic, is is more of a technology about various sound-, emotion- and thought-waves. Its hard to learn a new language, but it seems like learning this one would prove usefull.
Back in the now, Granger stands on a platform held by tentacles, facing the arrival forces. She takes a deep breath... the time has come to apply what he had learned! She begins to sing a song.
(<-- Thats a link!)
(As you may notice, this song is actually sung by two people, im singing the upper part, ie the sacrifice. The targets are GlaDOS and Binary, interrpret the lyrics as you want and apply this as effect, but in essence the effect of this song is to end something forcefully. It may help to listen to it a few times since its rather complicated how this language works, and yes its a actual language, look up Hymmnos.)
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Golden Sunsticks 11/11!
Preparation 7/50 (+1 from Modpack)
I examine my healing wands.
Then, I attempt to heal myself with them, for obvious reasons.
I think the only salvation here is the point that Binary has a health bar in the first place. If he does own one, he shall be slain, in time. Eventually. At one point.
Anyhow, I, after having that amazing maze to warm up my brain, have a far better idea of what to do than I did originally. Thanks for that; it was invigorating. Anyhow, I fuse a minuscule portion of the eldritch power inherent in the main energy source for the Hazel Wand, who happens to be YOG-SOTHOTH, with the surrounding fabric of reality in a manner which would prevent any other manipulations within said fabric. This, in its entirety, would slowly crush anything under not only pressure, but pure energy as well. This amount of infinitely-generative power is concentrated around GLaDOS, and would, under mundane circumstances, corrode the hard-light avatar to the point of being rendered useless. Of course, this would function as a status effect, and that is clearly not going to function in the manner I wish for it to. Therefore, the energy is all released in several, blast-less, projectile-less, ripples of energy in the fabric of reality. Pure destructive energy, that is. Under any circumstances, if any entity tries to manipulate this set of waves, whether player or Arrival, it will swiftly change its target to them.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
{OKAY. THAT DID A LITTLE THING. NOW, HOW ABOUT I DO A BIG THING?}
???: A giant Vietnamese guy appears out of nowhere and tries to turn Project B1nary into snake wine. Yes, that is a thing. Anyway, I suddenly whip out a very unusual-looking SMG, take aim at Bill, and...
It's the Bane, from Borderlands 2. The first few shots go all over the place, but when the unusual accuracy-increasing recoil kicks in... ouch. Also, the annoying noise adds a layer of sound damage on top of those bullets. Just to add to the noise and damage, I then pull out and begin firing ANOTHER BANE, as well as spawning in a team of 15 Heavies, also wielding 2 Banes, who begin loudly yelling their voice lines at the top of their lungs. AND THEN THERE WAS BONUS DUCKS
The Mainframe: Idea! What if there was one single entity with everyone's powers? Then, if something else threatened all of reality, the entity could take care of it instantly! I'm a GENIUS! The only problem is, how do I acquire everyone's powers in the first place? If they knew what I was going to do with them, they'd probably be hesitant to help. Hmm... Perhaps it is better nobody knew the finer details... Now, something tough enough to contain so much power. Let's see... Of course, a creature made of something virtually indestructible. Made of... Bedrock. It shall have to do, although I'd prefer something much tougher. Sadly, anything tougher than Bedrock would be almost impossible to obtain, and I've got enough Bedrock in storage to possibly make a suitable entity. Hmm... Now, getting the powers of everyone, that's the hard part... Especially anyone unwilling...
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
Battlefield: I heal myself with gib tsunami
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC Glados
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x24, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I then proceed to Use combat operandi PARANOIA on Bill.
I'll be making my great escape now!
You must complete ALL the questions! Failure to complete ALL the questions will result in an instant, unavoidable, unchangeable, 100,000 points of damage!"
"Failure to complete the test in less than one minute will result in a similar 100,000 points of damage!"
1:
You must disable the code I have activated in this Sentry, making it target you! Incentive will be provided by it shooting you!
2:
Break this loop of code, from command line, without closing or pausing or causing lag with the program, and implement a way to run said code each time this program operates said section. You may not remove that section of code.
//...Godcraft code, currently running, that operates on tick
for(;true==false;){
GLaDOS.damage();
billCipher.damage();
Pr0jectB1nary.damage();
}
//...More code
3:
Code a way to disable SBURB CLIENT.~ath on this Cray Supercomputer currently running it that has just been dropped on your head. You must write it in actual binary, as well.
4:
Write a Java program that will add variables String and Object together to produce an integer variable null. For each failed attempt, you must hit yourself in the face or a suitable analogue with napalm.
5:
Break this (Java) loop while only modifying things inside the loop body of the innermost loop here (not including continuation conditions, if I must spell it out), and not changing the existing method calls or the things those methods are called on.
//The same Godcraft code...
FINAL boolean testBoolean = false;
for(;testBoolean==true;){
GLaDOS.damage();
billCipher.damage();
Pr0jectB1nary.damage();
//This sentence is false
//This sentence is false
//This sentence is false
//This sentence is false
}
//...More code
You must run the code for 5 minutes after making any change, even one character's worth, to it. This includes insertion/removal of comments. Selection of groups of characters has been disabled.
I also fire High-Energy Pellets at the testees constantly. For some added pressure.
And I disrupt their Hard-Light Avatars.
((I'm targetting, in case no-one noticed, Binary and GLaDOS.))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I WITHER PLATE the ghost of Glados!
Nice to see the godmodder actually pulling weight...
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Seriously I can't tell whether you're attacking GLaDOS or Binary. Whatever. Curious. A pair of wands that let me cause entities to cease existing. Guess I should start with easy things. I notice a pile of Perfectly Generic Objects nearby. Perfect. I attempt to use the wands, then successfully completely erase the stupid cubes from existance. Now for something a bit trickier. I point the Rangoon at Binary. Now obviously I'm not so stupid as to think I can one-shot this idiot. However, the guns on his perspn are ripe for deletion, and I am very familiar with them. These guns don't exist, never have existed, and Binary would be an idiot for covering his body in guns and looking incredibly lame. In fact I don't even know why I'm talking about guns that don't exist, and clearly never have. Also I don't know where the notion that I took damage came from, I'm perfectly fine. And I am also using the Twitchy Staff on GLaDOS. By the way, I thought that this was a no-holds-barred brawl.Are you seriously still holding back on giving Bill his vision even with the powers at your disposal? Whatever, it's your loss.
Hepheastus' Spinner and Echidna's Ender 6/11
Potion of Potential oOo Alcheemic Encyclopedia 3/??
The potion of potential is something I got for putting an awkward potion on Fine.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Midna: I show Bill every single shatter in this game that ever happened. I then say that he is Shattered Bill, so logic causes him to shatter!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
>It is finished.
=CHARGE=
-7 / 10- Grey Centimeters
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly sweep up IKEA's splinters, and quickly re-form his head.
WHAT-IS-THIS
WHY-DO-YOU-DO-THIS
Oh, Ikea.
I have a fate worse than death ready for you.
I then proceed to pull a special chamber out of hammerspace.
This is a chamber filled with water, and woodworms.
Have fun, bi-(EXPLETIVE REDACTED)
I quickly stuff Ikea's head in, and shut the lid.
ARGH!
BEFORE-I-GO
What? What is it?
LOCAA-IS-GONE
YOU-KILLED-YOUR-PEOPLE-IRE
AND-I-MUST-THANK-YOU-FOR-HELPING-MY-CIVILIZATION-THRIVE
He then goes silent, and the woodworms go to work.
...oh god.
I quickly use ONE FLIP on Bill.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
/null
Lothyra finds herself floating in a black void.Am I dead?All of a sudden, voices start wisperingTeLL hIm.No. I can't *a tear falls down her eye*.TELL HIM!Not now. He can't know. Later.STORYEDIT: This is stupid.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Heh. Wheatley DID think of something useful.
Rocket Turrets? Pfah.
I'll just set this, THIS, and THAT, and...Ooh!!! Another round! Let's see....
*the sounds of many missiles impacting a Hard-Light Avatar*
Ooh, ouchies.
Hm. What's this...Is it a Morality Core? *applies it to GLaDOS*
Oh wait, it's an EMP. Oops. Sorry.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
40/50 AF Hangar
My Action: I teleport all injured players (including myself) onto a single block, then drop a potion of Healing III on them.
SCP Foundation Action: A group of D-class are thrown at the enemies, because any problem can be solved by throwing D-class at it.
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
=CHARGE=
-8 / 10- Grey Centimeters
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I sweep up Ikea's remaining splinters and throw them at Bill.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I use Salmiak Slice at Bill.
Suited Quartet 2/5
Gold 0ctet 7/9
Lil' Cavity 5/10
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Diamond Armor && Applied Phlebotinum = Plot Armor 7/10
Master Emerald 3/10
Potion of Sunshine ooo Gender Bender 1/?
The Noisemaker powerlevel: 3
Years ago, but not many... Granger is sitting in her lab, studying an ancient book she found. Truly an magnificent book this is! It describes an ancient language, capable of invoking something called "Song Magic", which bases on conveying the emotion of the singer/speaker.
Not quite being magic, is is more of a technology about various sound-, emotion- and thought-waves. Its hard to learn a new language, but it seems like learning this one would prove usefull.
Back in the now, Granger stands on a platform held by tentacles, facing the arrival forces. She takes a deep breath... the time has come to apply what he had learned! She begins to sing a song.
(<-- Thats a link!)
(As you may notice, this song is actually sung by two people, im singing the upper part, ie the sacrifice. The targets are GlaDOS and Binary, interrpret the lyrics as you want and apply this as effect, but in essence the effect of this song is to end something forcefully. It may help to listen to it a few times since its rather complicated how this language works, and yes its a actual language, look up Hymmnos.)
>Inspect The Silencer
Inventory
Preparation 7/50 (+1 from Modpack)
I examine my healing wands.
Then, I attempt to heal myself with them, for obvious reasons.
I think the only salvation here is the point that Binary has a health bar in the first place. If he does own one, he shall be slain, in time. Eventually. At one point.
Anyhow, I, after having that amazing maze to warm up my brain, have a far better idea of what to do than I did originally. Thanks for that; it was invigorating. Anyhow, I fuse a minuscule portion of the eldritch power inherent in the main energy source for the Hazel Wand, who happens to be YOG-SOTHOTH, with the surrounding fabric of reality in a manner which would prevent any other manipulations within said fabric. This, in its entirety, would slowly crush anything under not only pressure, but pure energy as well. This amount of infinitely-generative power is concentrated around GLaDOS, and would, under mundane circumstances, corrode the hard-light avatar to the point of being rendered useless. Of course, this would function as a status effect, and that is clearly not going to function in the manner I wish for it to. Therefore, the energy is all released in several, blast-less, projectile-less, ripples of energy in the fabric of reality. Pure destructive energy, that is. Under any circumstances, if any entity tries to manipulate this set of waves, whether player or Arrival, it will swiftly change its target to them.
???: A giant Vietnamese guy appears out of nowhere and tries to turn Project B1nary into snake wine. Yes, that is a thing. Anyway, I suddenly whip out a very unusual-looking SMG, take aim at Bill, and...
"YEAHAHAHYAEHYEHAYHEAHYEAEHYAHYEAEHYEHAHEAEAHYEAHYAHAHYHEAYHEAHYHAHAHYEAHYAEHYAHYAHYEAHYAHAHAHYEAHYAHAYEAH!!"
It's the Bane, from Borderlands 2. The first few shots go all over the place, but when the unusual accuracy-increasing recoil kicks in... ouch. Also, the annoying noise adds a layer of sound damage on top of those bullets. Just to add to the noise and damage, I then pull out and begin firing ANOTHER BANE, as well as spawning in a team of 15 Heavies, also wielding 2 Banes, who begin loudly yelling their voice lines at the top of their lungs. AND THEN THERE WAS BONUS DUCKS
The Mainframe: Idea! What if there was one single entity with everyone's powers? Then, if something else threatened all of reality, the entity could take care of it instantly! I'm a GENIUS! The only problem is, how do I acquire everyone's powers in the first place? If they knew what I was going to do with them, they'd probably be hesitant to help. Hmm... Perhaps it is better nobody knew the finer details... Now, something tough enough to contain so much power. Let's see... Of course, a creature made of something virtually indestructible. Made of... Bedrock. It shall have to do, although I'd prefer something much tougher. Sadly, anything tougher than Bedrock would be almost impossible to obtain, and I've got enough Bedrock in storage to possibly make a suitable entity. Hmm... Now, getting the powers of everyone, that's the hard part... Especially anyone unwilling...
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I send Luigi with the poltergust after the Glados Ghost.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
Battlefield: I heal myself with gib tsunami
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC Glados
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x24, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.
/null
TELL HIM TELL HIM!Stop. I can't now. *Another tear falls down her face* Please.TELL HIM TELL HIM TELL HIM!Please. Stop.In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis