I stand in the critmist potion, letting it soak into my skin! I then proceed to pull out FORGE'S LIGHT, and use SQUARE ROOT: LEVEL 10: EXPONENTIAL! But I don't actually use it, I only use it enough to gain it's attack power! Then I proceed to shoot tons and tons AND TONS of Forge's Light arrows at all the animatronics at once! The arrows hit every part of their animatronic bodies, and pierce in such a way as to hit every part of their insides too! I summon multiple ARROW WARRIORS to further increase my APS, and then I clone myself and equip my clones with my other bows, Starry Night, Arcum Dei, Points Constellae, and anything and everything else I have! We keep it up for a whole ten minutes in attack-time!
When I'm done, the animatronics are now legally classified as a quiver!
I check TIE Fighter #38.
The MEME DREAM TEAM attacks the L3 SENTRY GUN! It makes a MEME SENTRY GUN, which fires, runs up to the sentry gun, and explodes!
CHAIN ATTACK CON'T:
My target is the Stickyspammer. If he is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, One of the Spies. If that is dead as well, the Demoknight.
I duel wield the CALEDFWLCH and the GOFODDWFN, and then SHOVE THEM INTO THE DOOMBRINGER'S AMMUNITION PORT! It transforms into the WELSH GUN MODE, and launches the WELSH SWORDS at the target! They boomerang around the animatronics, and then return to me. I then pull out the X-QUANTIZER and HIS HAND, and using DOOM and GREEN SUN POWERS, send that animatronic to his fated doom, which is now destiny due to a mix of GREEN SUN OMNIPOWER and DOOM! I then pull out the DOOMBRINGER again, on liquid ammo mode, and squirt the animatronic with CARROT JUICE! The best drink available, now spiked with DOOM! I then take out the SINGULARITY and DARK MATTERS, and create tons of minature black holes, which I combine together into a massive CHAOTIC BLACK HOLE, which is launched right into the animatronics. In a one time-power blast, I shoot the animatronic with the ELEMENT'S ENDER on Plutonium-239 mode, and radiate the animatronic (giving it radiation poisoning!).
Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = Antimatter Bullet 6/9
Doom Bullet && Barbahole = Black Hole Bullet 6/9
NEW Glitched Modpack Files && JEGUS'S MIGHT = ??? 1/??
Meme Dream Team XD 48/50 (Tazz'd, Cobalt'd, TT'd)
Meme Dream Team :3 48/50 (Tazz'd, Cobalt'd TT'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 2/30
HEY EVERY0NE! JUST WANTED T0 LET Y0U KN0W THAT WE, THE ARR1VAL, ARE F1NALLY ABLE T0 HACK 1NT0 Y0UR G0D'S UPDATE TERM1NAL! 1SN'T THAT GREAT? THE AMER1CAN G0VERNMENT SURE TH1NKS S0! BUT D0 Y0U KN0W WHAT'S ALS0 GREAT? 1T'S CHR1STMAS-T1ME N0W! THAT MEANS THAT WE GET T0 SPREAD THE G1FT 0F G1V1NG! AND BY G1V1NG, 1 MEAN G1V1NG DEATH T0 0UR ENEM1ES!
S0 Y0U ALL CAN JUST S1T BACK AND RELAX. TAKE C0MF0RT 1N KN0W1NG THAT, 0NCE THE H0L1DAY SEAS0N'S UP, WE'LL BE WA1T1NG F0R Y0U AT THE DESCENT'S END...
0H, AND HAVE A CHR1STMAS CARD.
...I do not remember posting that. Er, anyways, Happy Holidays to everyone here! No matter what you celebrate, I hope that your celebrations turn out awesome! Due to Christmas, there is a VERY high chance that I will NOT be posting tomorrow, and a 100% chance I am not posting on Thursday. DTG2's updating schedule will return to normal on Friday. After that, Act 3 should finish in short order.
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Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil || Christmas Star = Point of Origin (Level 10: 2/11)
Twig of Yggdrasil || Tinsel = Constellate Decor (Level 10: 2/11)
Pure Conch Energy || Christmas Ordainments = Conchnaments (Level 10: 2/11)
MY INVENTORY
Potions: 1x Nightshade, 2x Frostbite
Thanks, Twin/B1ll!
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idleing.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): I check TIE 57. Generic...
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Null & Void - Level 10 WHITE OBLIVION. Target: Animatronic Heavy
I have no idea what this does.
@Nimble: Uh... is everything decaying or something? Push the Prince into some decaying area.
-snip-
Did`tyou j|_|st saysaythat? +10
WAAAAA!
N-NO!
...
Argh...
AAAAHHHHhHHhhahsasu Talist, it is happening now.
The walls of the room tumble to the ground... What should be the other rooms appears as an empty void, glitched into oblivion. The floor shatters, and everything is left standing in an empty plane. Nothing else except Fabric of Reality keeping everyone from doom. Everyone stands. The Prince is hanging on to his last percent of Waluiginess after his complete corruption. A giant bar looms overhead, displaying health. Three letters flash on it. N, a, and N. The Prince seems to be drawing his last bits of energy from the two remaining crystals. The gems on his crown flash gold, pink, and blue. The rim throbs a pale purple, deprived of almost all Waluigi.
I request the Codex codes of the following Alchemies: The Irate Schrezo, the Whole Note, the Orb of Condiments, the Allegrostepper, Hemera's Thorn, The Slag-Shocker, Excalibleep, Hemera's Gate, Unkempt Harold, Swordsplosion, Nukem, The Glitch-Proof Armor, Spacerender, The Quills of Enchida, the Miniature Green Sun, and the Golden Globe. I also duplicate the Golden Globe and hand it to CobaltShade in the spirit of Cooperation and Christmas. I likewise duplicate a copy of the Vulcanizer and give it to Fseftr.
I'm nowhere near through with these crummy TF2 Animatronics! I immediately continue the relentless chain!
I remember that I totally forgot about the Sacred Chiller! As if an apology, I take the neglected weapon up and fire it until I can literally not fire it further, attempting to freeze the target as much as possible and doing as much harm with the weapon as possible. I also gather up every door that definitely isn't level 10: The Adamantium Doors, the Voidstone Door, The Warp Ring, the Warp Ring Gate, the Door of Zillyvoid, and the Pandoor of Zillybahr, and unleash the inherent door energies in each and every one to create a small flood of HADOORKNOBKENS.
This, however, is only a distraction and a prelude to my true attack-Overtourged! At long last! Strike true!
My target is the Stickyspammer, of course. If he is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, One of the Spies. If that is dead as well, the Demoknight.
I DRAW lvl 10 the Animatronics...The Midnight Crew stick around for a bit.
I then pull out ABSOLUTELY EVERY GUN I HAVE and, per STORM OF LEAD...And, along with all four members of the Midnight Crew, fill them with:
Chaos Pearls
Black Snow
Freeze blasts
Fireballs
Ice so cold it burns
All four elements of Avatar.
All four Card Suits.
Hard-light projectiles that decohere explosively on contact
DEADLY LASERS
Bursts of highly energetic tachyons
And, finally...
On an in-game computer...
Are you sure you wish to run: HEX.mxe [Y/N]
Y_
>>Magic. Legendary spells, uncontrolled bursts of pure thaumic potential, and Transmute:Lead.
>>Twin. You need to get better antivirus on that thing, they hacked it.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
>Action
I continue the chain: I summon up 271828182831415926161803398 copies of every gun in the world that functions properly! This includes everything from pistols to M134s! I then clone myself once for each gun and order my clones to first modify each gun to have the fire rate of 86753094136121025x an M134, and the muzzle velocity 6530124710420691337x that of a tank firing kinetic energy penetrator bullets, they have infinite ammo and instant reload, they fire armor piercing bullets, and when they fire they play musical and percussion notes! I then summon the TF2 Merc Statues with the Golden Globe that Tazz gave me. They are equipped with their standard loadouts. They then fire along, providing more music for my orchestra - I call it the Leadstorm Orchestra! My clones and I then perform every piece of music ever written in chronological order by year, then reverse chronologically by month, then alphabetically if finished on prime-numbered days and reverse alphabetically if finished on composite-numbered days or the first of the month, except they are FASTER-THAN-LIGHT-SPEED-CORE REMIX 2481632641282565121024 BPM, with all the guns aimed at the Stickyspammer! He is immediately pulverized by ridiculous amounts of bullets and attains the new world record for most bullets shot at an object!
If it will go through, I use the Origin Wands to summon the guns.
If the Stickyspammer is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, target the Spy with lower health. If he is dead, target the Demoknight.
THE OTHER TWO MEME TEAMERS (;3 and XD) APPEAR! (50/50)(50/50) They both attack the Heavy, and then semi-fuse with the other MEME TEAMER to create the MEMEBASE!
CHAIN ATTACK CON'T:
My target is the Stickyspammer. If he is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, One of the Spies. If that is dead as well, the Demoknight.
I pull out the QUANTUM CONUNDRUM, and set it on COMPLETELY RANDOM settings, and fire it at the target! Then I set the effect on DAMAGE, and shoot it again. While that is happening, and I shoot it with the MISDIRECTION RIFLE! I circle around and shoot it, resulting in its head spinning off from look around to see where the shots are coming from? Wait, what shots? After that, I throw throw the BIG BANG BOMBS at it, with a BARBAHOLE behind it, making a GIANT EXPLOSION to follow all the bullets! I then take out my TRUSTY DOOMBRINGER, on pool table mode, and fire DOOM CUE BALLS (not actually cue balls) at it, asking one question. HOW DO BALLS CUE???
Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = Antimatter Bullet 7/9
Doom Bullet && Barbahole = Black Hole Bullet 7/9
NEW Glitched Modpack Files && JEGUS'S MIGHT = ??? 2/??
Meme Dream Team XD 50/50 (Tazz'd, Cobalt'd, TT'd)
Meme Dream Team :3 50/50 (Tazz'd, Cobalt'd TT'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 3/30
Lothyra: I shoot the Heavy with iAntimak set to full auto. I then heal everybody a send computercraft turtles to build a carbon-plate bunker that players can enter to protect themselves.
Bender: I force the Demoknight to bite my shiny metal ass, causing his head area to become badly damaged and exposing opportunities for attack. I also search TIE-FIGHTER # 20.
Oh, right. Stupid treaty. Anyway, I self-heal using a giant hot cocoa.
The Chaos Shard starts leaking odd energies, which spill into various animatronics and energize them. They heal and grow stronger. Don't kill me for it, Godmodder! Nothing I can do about it at this point, even if I wanted to!
Caledball: 2/11. I preview it.
I materialize as a shadowy figure, grab Caledbec forcefully (thank you) and shoot its energies at the Chaos Shard. The Shard reflects them back at me. Crap. I disappear, and the rays instead collide with TIE #76, destroying (and therefore searching) it.
>Action
Having exhausted most of my alchemies, I pull out Chemocide and an ordinary M134 and fire them into the Animatronic Stickyspammer, except that the M134 is modified to have a muzzle velocity of 0.9c and an equally ridiculous fire rate. If the Mercs are still around, they attack the Stickyspammer too. This is part of the chain attack.
I offer the duplicated Origin Wands to Netpatham and to Modpack. If they do not explicitly take them, I take them back.
If the Stickyspammer is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, target the Spy with lower health. If he is dead, target the Demoknight.
*I grab the Origin Wands....And immediately turn into conjuring "All the weapons used in the combo this attack is part of (STORM OF LEAD), in TF2 Sentry form, that have infinite ammo, fire at the fastest fire rate possible for anything in Minecraft, and can only shoot to hit Animatronics, starting with the weapons that will be most effective against the Animatronics currently in existence first."*
I then use the Scribe's/Void's Roguewands to conjure up the first weapon that the Origin Wands conjured, and duplicate 3 sets of 2.
I then use DRAW lvl 10 again and distribute those weapons to the Midnight Crew, and take aim at the first living member in the most-recently-used priority queue. I then toss the extra weapon to the next poster who does not have a copy of it.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
CHAIN ATTACK CON'T:
My target is the Stickyspammer. If he is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, One of the Spies. If that is dead as well, the Demoknight.
Well, I don't have that many weapons left. I load the IRON WEB, X-BLIZZARD and X-INFERNO into PALUTENA'S X-BOW, and fire them all at once! Then I pull back on the bow, and launch the WIDOW'S INFERNO, causing a fiery explosion to follow the blades! They then all fly back to me with Microsoft flight technology.
Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = Antimatter Bullet 8/9
Doom Bullet && Barbahole = Black Hole Bullet 8/9
NEW Glitched Modpack Files && JEGUS'S MIGHT = ??? 3/??
The Bringer Of Hope Scrope 1/30
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 3/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 1/30
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Apparently, Modpack wishes for a plus one. +1 to Modpack, I suppose.
I search TIE-Fighter #64.
Twin, I think you should do what you feel is right. Listen not to us, for we are the sociopathic madmen you converse with daily. Spend time with your family; you will have plenty of time with us, I assure you.
I stare at those performing their magnificent attacks in tandem with each other, a delicate frown upon my face. Of course, I am quite amused at the fact that literally nobody created a series of attacks longer than the one I do every turn. Hah. In all seriousness, I am disappointed. However, I would rather not express this, as that would make me a hypocrite. Alas, the only person more idiotic, infuriating, and ignorant than me is past me.
The amusement fades. I ready a 113-Ball, the Hazel Wand, The White Ring, and a Miniature Green Sun. Flash-stepping before a random animatronic (that will not counterattack), I toss the billiard ball into the air. It begins to pulse english energy, flickering with a dark light. However, it defies gravity, levitating before me, and before the unfortunate animatronic. Then, I draw the Hazel Wand. I jab at the floating ball with the rod, and violet energy sweeps across my body. It streaks directly across the Wand, and energizes the ball. Then, I wave the Wand sideways. Instantaneously, I fire a blast of what appears to be black plasma through the ground. Flux Gases and Goos pour out of the planar wound excessively. I raise a slightly ink-stained hand, and the fluids/gases pour towards me. Then, I empty a Purification Potion, mixed with Silverwood leaves, upon the heterogenous mess of thaumic waste. Slowly, the thick, aubergine liquid fades to a lighter amethyst. Unadulterated liquid Vis. I proceed to pour a bottle of ink onto this, and focus my will. The mixed fluid levitates into the air, glowing violet, accelerating. Within a second, the stuff begins to form several tiny streams of mixed fluid. This stream then speeds over to the 113-Ball, and begins to orbit it, forming a sort of orbit akin to an atom of a particularly complex element. The flame-like english energy and violet aura remaining, I activate The White Ring, runes beginning to emit phosphorescent illumination with ease. The power of the ring forges a metaphysical hole in the pool ball, enough to fuse energy into. I examine the ball, noting the perpetual state of instability it exists within. Contemporarily, the thing commences the ejection of several english aura-colored sparks. At that, I fuse the core of the ball with the husk itself. The Miniature Green Sun flagrantly leaks all of its energy into the thing, hastening the process of entropy within the object. I point the Hazel Wand directly at the orb of destruction, and it sails towards the random animatronic. Just before striking the doomed entity, it erupts in emerald light, searing the corneas of all nearby. A minute or so later, when the light subsides, there is a crater where the unfortunate being was, spurting various Thaumaturgical wastes. Acidic substances tear through the flimsy earth, before resting upon the bedrock, dusting it in organic goop. I flash-step away, and strengthen my shadow-armor. I do this by vaporizing the fluctuating taint my bombardment produced, and using the resultant energy to charge the shield with pure taint.
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@Nimble: I'm not sure what really is happening... Am... Am I supposed to keep attacking? I'm not sure if this is the start of a long death scene or a phase shift.
=-=-=-=Laiko=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Laiko's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x4 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x4 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1
Twin, once you come back, could you please add the spoil from the Dreamscape side quest to the list?
Also, I totally forgot something about the side quest I missed in the unveiling. The two mages, the frost mage and the fire mage, the first line they said was "give us the subject" and the second was something along the lines of "We are to patrol these halls by order of the archmage."
=+=Medical Wing=+= So I guess I read too far into this then. An- and, I can do short range teleportation by walking through the 4th dimension, but that makes me very sore so I'd prefer not to. I certainly don't have the ability to teleport a long distance out of here. Oh, thank you Red. Well, good bye no- whah!
Ooph... ah... alright then... I'll stay here. Huh? Sure, you can have that. Feel free. He then gets up, dusts himself off. Hah... that was... stressful. Still not used to this...
Nectar Potion O0O Potion of Magic = Potion of Vis done I'll take this anyway. Awkward Potion OOO Pulverized Steel = Potion of strength done Charging up shop decorations... 2/5 *3 I think I'll have to use Wilson's stored charge for this... (total 6 gifts).
*cut to the ruins of the Sentry Army from my last post*
>>Activating collection network
>>Assembling from blueprint:
*the ruined remnants of the assorted Sentries from my previous attack levitate and form merely half of a new, massive weapon...*
*the telekinetic force pulls together long lines of red alloy wire, twisted in intricate patterns, forming runes of power...induction zones...strange, Escherlike structures...*
*Several thousand nano-scale forcefield generators are deployed in just the right places to deflect all the projectiles in a precise pattern...*
*A thousand Buildcraft Engines are deployed to provide power for the single shot...*
*the scraps of metal melt under the immense telekinetic pressure and slot into the central railgun...*
*quickly runs up and shoots every Animatronic with all the weapons, then hits them in vulnerable spots with all the weapons, and then smashes the Animatronics into one mass*
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I duplicate Caledfwlch and Hemera's Gate, and toss the former to TT2000 and the latter to Modpack. I'm not sure what Modpack will do with a massive Door dedicated to Hemera, but ah well!
I step over Generic's corpse and find a list on it-it says that I am allowed to take Typheus'es might (actually we discussed this over Pesterchum but hey). I duplicate Typheus'es Might and give the dupe to him. Then. I REALLY unleash.
Though Typheus'es Might isn't a Level 10 Alchemy, it's definitely a powerful one, and it's command over the windy thing is formidable. I use it to quickly gather up every weapon and every single piece of ammunition fired in this ludicrous(ly powerful) attack chain as well as the actual attackers, myself included, and blow them all at high speeds at the poor Animatronic sods one more time for a final, definitive pounding that finishes off the MAELSTROM OF LEAD. this targets the Stickyspammer, or the Soldier if the stickyspammer is gone, or the weaker Spy if that is gone, or the Demoknight if all of them have kicked it.
I do some ridiculous(ly awesome) combat pose and shout that we're just getting warmed up, as well. Whether or not that's true remains to be seen. TT2K's other two attacks are also in the air, but BLUH.
CHAIN CON'T
I stand in the critmist potion, letting it soak into my skin! I then proceed to pull out FORGE'S LIGHT, and use SQUARE ROOT: LEVEL 10: EXPONENTIAL! But I don't actually use it, I only use it enough to gain it's attack power! Then I proceed to shoot tons and tons AND TONS of Forge's Light arrows at all the animatronics at once! The arrows hit every part of their animatronic bodies, and pierce in such a way as to hit every part of their insides too! I summon multiple ARROW WARRIORS to further increase my APS, and then I clone myself and equip my clones with my other bows, Starry Night, Arcum Dei, Points Constellae, and anything and everything else I have! We keep it up for a whole ten minutes in attack-time!
When I'm done, the animatronics are now legally classified as a quiver!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
+1 to Irecreeper
I check TIE Fighter #38.
The MEME DREAM TEAM
CHAIN ATTACK CON'T:
My target is the Stickyspammer. If he is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, One of the Spies. If that is dead as well, the Demoknight.
I duel wield the CALEDFWLCH and the GOFODDWFN, and then SHOVE THEM INTO THE DOOMBRINGER'S AMMUNITION PORT! It transforms into the WELSH GUN MODE, and launches the WELSH SWORDS at the target! They boomerang around the animatronics, and then return to me. I then pull out the X-QUANTIZER and HIS HAND, and using DOOM and GREEN SUN POWERS, send that animatronic to his fated doom, which is now destiny due to a mix of GREEN SUN OMNIPOWER and DOOM! I then pull out the DOOMBRINGER again, on liquid ammo mode, and squirt the animatronic with CARROT JUICE! The best drink available, now spiked with DOOM! I then take out the SINGULARITY and DARK MATTERS, and create tons of minature black holes, which I combine together into a massive CHAOTIC BLACK HOLE, which is launched right into the animatronics. In a one time-power blast, I shoot the animatronic with the ELEMENT'S ENDER on Plutonium-239 mode, and radiate the animatronic (giving it radiation poisoning!).
Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = Antimatter Bullet 6/9
Doom Bullet && Barbahole = Black Hole Bullet 6/9
NEW Glitched Modpack Files && JEGUS'S MIGHT = ??? 1/??
Meme Dream Team XD 48/50 (Tazz'd, Cobalt'd, TT'd)
Meme Dream Team :3 48/50 (Tazz'd, Cobalt'd TT'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 2/30
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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S0 Y0U ALL CAN JUST S1T BACK AND RELAX. TAKE C0MF0RT 1N KN0W1NG THAT, 0NCE THE H0L1DAY SEAS0N'S UP, WE'LL BE WA1T1NG F0R Y0U AT THE DESCENT'S END...
0H, AND HAVE A CHR1STMAS CARD.
...I do not remember posting that. Er, anyways, Happy Holidays to everyone here! No matter what you celebrate, I hope that your celebrations turn out awesome! Due to Christmas, there is a VERY high chance that I will NOT be posting tomorrow, and a 100% chance I am not posting on Thursday. DTG2's updating schedule will return to normal on Friday. After that, Act 3 should finish in short order.
And what an End it will be.
Stay tuned.
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
3/? Gift
3/? Gift
3/? Gift
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil || Christmas Star = Point of Origin (Level 10: 2/11)
Twig of Yggdrasil || Tinsel = Constellate Decor (Level 10: 2/11)
Pure Conch Energy || Christmas Ordainments = Conchnaments (Level 10: 2/11)
MY INVENTORY
Potions: 1x Nightshade, 2x Frostbite
Thanks, Twin/B1ll!
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idleing.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): I check TIE 57. Generic...
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Null & Void - Level 10 WHITE OBLIVION. Target: Animatronic Heavy
I have no idea what this does.
Abilities
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SIDEQUEST
Did`tyou j|_|st saysaythat?
+10
WAAAAA!
N-NO!
...
Argh...
AAAAHHHHhHHhhahsasu
Talist, it is happening now.
The walls of the room tumble to the ground... What should be the other rooms appears as an empty void, glitched into oblivion.
The floor shatters, and everything is left standing in an empty plane. Nothing else except Fabric of Reality keeping everyone from doom.
Everyone stands. The Prince is hanging on to his last percent of Waluiginess after his complete corruption.
A giant bar looms overhead, displaying health. Three letters flash on it. N, a, and N.
The Prince seems to be drawing his last bits of energy from the two remaining crystals. The gems on his crown flash gold, pink, and blue. The rim throbs a pale purple, deprived of almost all Waluigi.
+2 to Modpack!
I request the Codex codes of the following Alchemies: The Irate Schrezo, the Whole Note, the Orb of Condiments, the Allegrostepper, Hemera's Thorn, The Slag-Shocker, Excalibleep, Hemera's Gate, Unkempt Harold, Swordsplosion, Nukem, The Glitch-Proof Armor, Spacerender, The Quills of Enchida, the Miniature Green Sun, and the Golden Globe. I also duplicate the Golden Globe and hand it to CobaltShade in the spirit of Cooperation and Christmas. I likewise duplicate a copy of the Vulcanizer and give it to Fseftr.
I'm nowhere near through with these crummy TF2 Animatronics! I immediately continue the relentless chain!
I remember that I totally forgot about the Sacred Chiller! As if an apology, I take the neglected weapon up and fire it until I can literally not fire it further, attempting to freeze the target as much as possible and doing as much harm with the weapon as possible. I also gather up every door that definitely isn't level 10: The Adamantium Doors, the Voidstone Door, The Warp Ring, the Warp Ring Gate, the Door of Zillyvoid, and the Pandoor of Zillybahr, and unleash the inherent door energies in each and every one to create a small flood of HADOORKNOBKENS.
This, however, is only a distraction and a prelude to my true attack-Overtourged! At long last! Strike true!
My target is the Stickyspammer, of course. If he is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, One of the Spies. If that is dead as well, the Demoknight.
I also make time to check TIE-Fighter #46.
I then pull out ABSOLUTELY EVERY GUN I HAVE and, per STORM OF LEAD...And, along with all four members of the Midnight Crew, fill them with:
Chaos Pearls
Black Snow
Freeze blasts
Fireballs
Ice so cold it burns
All four elements of Avatar.
All four Card Suits.
Hard-light projectiles that decohere explosively on contact
DEADLY LASERS
Bursts of highly energetic tachyons
And, finally...
On an in-game computer...
Are you sure you wish to run: HEX.mxe [Y/N]
Y_
>>Magic. Legendary spells, uncontrolled bursts of pure thaumic potential, and Transmute:Lead.
>>Twin. You need to get better antivirus on that thing, they hacked it.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Carbon Octet 3/9
>Assist
+2 to Modpack
>Action
I continue the chain: I summon up 271828182831415926161803398 copies of every gun in the world that functions properly! This includes everything from pistols to M134s! I then clone myself once for each gun and order my clones to first modify each gun to have the fire rate of 86753094136121025x an M134, and the muzzle velocity 6530124710420691337x that of a tank firing kinetic energy penetrator bullets, they have infinite ammo and instant reload, they fire armor piercing bullets, and when they fire they play musical and percussion notes! I then summon the TF2 Merc Statues with the Golden Globe that Tazz gave me. They are equipped with their standard loadouts. They then fire along, providing more music for my orchestra - I call it the Leadstorm Orchestra! My clones and I then perform every piece of music ever written in chronological order by year, then reverse chronologically by month, then alphabetically if finished on prime-numbered days and reverse alphabetically if finished on composite-numbered days or the first of the month, except they are FASTER-THAN-LIGHT-SPEED-CORE REMIX 2481632641282565121024 BPM, with all the guns aimed at the Stickyspammer! He is immediately pulverized by ridiculous amounts of bullets and attains the new world record for most bullets shot at an object!
If it will go through, I use the Origin Wands to summon the guns.
If the Stickyspammer is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, target the Spy with lower health. If he is dead, target the Demoknight.
+1 to Irecreeper
I check TIE Fighter #39.
THE OTHER TWO MEME TEAMERS (;3 and XD) APPEAR! (50/50)(50/50) They both attack the Heavy, and then semi-fuse with the other MEME TEAMER to create the MEMEBASE!
CHAIN ATTACK CON'T:
My target is the Stickyspammer. If he is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, One of the Spies. If that is dead as well, the Demoknight.
I pull out the QUANTUM CONUNDRUM, and set it on COMPLETELY RANDOM settings, and fire it at the target! Then I set the effect on DAMAGE, and shoot it again. While that is happening, and I shoot it with the MISDIRECTION RIFLE! I circle around and shoot it, resulting in its head spinning off from look around to see where the shots are coming from? Wait, what shots? After that, I throw throw the BIG BANG BOMBS at it, with a BARBAHOLE behind it, making a GIANT EXPLOSION to follow all the bullets! I then take out my TRUSTY DOOMBRINGER, on pool table mode, and fire DOOM CUE BALLS (not actually cue balls) at it, asking one question. HOW DO BALLS CUE???
Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = Antimatter Bullet 7/9
Doom Bullet && Barbahole = Black Hole Bullet 7/9
NEW Glitched Modpack Files && JEGUS'S MIGHT = ??? 2/??
Meme Dream Team XD 50/50 (Tazz'd, Cobalt'd, TT'd)
Meme Dream Team :3 50/50 (Tazz'd, Cobalt'd TT'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 3/30
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Midna DNA Sequencing: 7/20
Midna Ectobiology Report: 7/20
Transmitter Shrinking: 2/??
Small Rocket Engine Shrinking: 2/??
==Actions==
Lothyra: I shoot the Heavy with iAntimak set to full auto. I then heal everybody a send computercraft turtles to build a carbon-plate bunker that players can enter to protect themselves.
Bender: I force the Demoknight to bite my shiny metal ass, causing his head area to become badly damaged and exposing opportunities for attack. I also search TIE-FIGHTER # 20.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
The Chaos Shard starts leaking odd energies, which spill into various animatronics and energize them. They heal and grow stronger. Don't kill me for it, Godmodder! Nothing I can do about it at this point, even if I wanted to!
Caledball: 2/11. I preview it.
I materialize as a shadowy figure, grab Caledbec forcefully (thank you) and shoot its energies at the Chaos Shard. The Shard reflects them back at me. Crap. I disappear, and the rays instead collide with TIE #76, destroying (and therefore searching) it.
Oh no
Carbon Octet 4/9
Duplicate Origin Wands x2.
>Action
Having exhausted most of my alchemies, I pull out Chemocide and an ordinary M134 and fire them into the Animatronic Stickyspammer, except that the M134 is modified to have a muzzle velocity of 0.9c and an equally ridiculous fire rate. If the Mercs are still around, they attack the Stickyspammer too. This is part of the chain attack.
I offer the duplicated Origin Wands to Netpatham and to Modpack. If they do not explicitly take them, I take them back.
If the Stickyspammer is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, target the Spy with lower health. If he is dead, target the Demoknight.
I then use the Scribe's/Void's Roguewands to conjure up the first weapon that the Origin Wands conjured, and duplicate 3 sets of 2.
I then use DRAW lvl 10 again and distribute those weapons to the Midnight Crew, and take aim at the first living member in the most-recently-used priority queue. I then toss the extra weapon to the next poster who does not have a copy of it.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
+1 to Irecreeper
I check TIE Fighter #47.
CHAIN ATTACK CON'T:
My target is the Stickyspammer. If he is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, One of the Spies. If that is dead as well, the Demoknight.
Well, I don't have that many weapons left. I load the IRON WEB, X-BLIZZARD and X-INFERNO into PALUTENA'S X-BOW, and fire them all at once! Then I pull back on the bow, and launch the WIDOW'S INFERNO, causing a fiery explosion to follow the blades! They then all fly back to me with Microsoft flight technology.
Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = Antimatter Bullet 8/9
Doom Bullet && Barbahole = Black Hole Bullet 8/9
NEW Glitched Modpack Files && JEGUS'S MIGHT = ??? 3/??
The Bringer Of Hope Scrope 1/30
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 3/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 1/30
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Apparently, Modpack wishes for a plus one. +1 to Modpack, I suppose.
I search TIE-Fighter #64.
Twin, I think you should do what you feel is right. Listen not to us, for we are the sociopathic madmen you converse with daily. Spend time with your family; you will have plenty of time with us, I assure you.
I stare at those performing their magnificent attacks in tandem with each other, a delicate frown upon my face. Of course, I am quite amused at the fact that literally nobody created a series of attacks longer than the one I do every turn. Hah. In all seriousness, I am disappointed. However, I would rather not express this, as that would make me a hypocrite. Alas, the only person more idiotic, infuriating, and ignorant than me is past me.
The amusement fades. I ready a 113-Ball, the Hazel Wand, The White Ring, and a Miniature Green Sun. Flash-stepping before a random animatronic (that will not counterattack), I toss the billiard ball into the air. It begins to pulse english energy, flickering with a dark light. However, it defies gravity, levitating before me, and before the unfortunate animatronic. Then, I draw the Hazel Wand. I jab at the floating ball with the rod, and violet energy sweeps across my body. It streaks directly across the Wand, and energizes the ball. Then, I wave the Wand sideways. Instantaneously, I fire a blast of what appears to be black plasma through the ground. Flux Gases and Goos pour out of the planar wound excessively. I raise a slightly ink-stained hand, and the fluids/gases pour towards me. Then, I empty a Purification Potion, mixed with Silverwood leaves, upon the heterogenous mess of thaumic waste. Slowly, the thick, aubergine liquid fades to a lighter amethyst. Unadulterated liquid Vis. I proceed to pour a bottle of ink onto this, and focus my will. The mixed fluid levitates into the air, glowing violet, accelerating. Within a second, the stuff begins to form several tiny streams of mixed fluid. This stream then speeds over to the 113-Ball, and begins to orbit it, forming a sort of orbit akin to an atom of a particularly complex element. The flame-like english energy and violet aura remaining, I activate The White Ring, runes beginning to emit phosphorescent illumination with ease. The power of the ring forges a metaphysical hole in the pool ball, enough to fuse energy into. I examine the ball, noting the perpetual state of instability it exists within. Contemporarily, the thing commences the ejection of several english aura-colored sparks. At that, I fuse the core of the ball with the husk itself. The Miniature Green Sun flagrantly leaks all of its energy into the thing, hastening the process of entropy within the object. I point the Hazel Wand directly at the orb of destruction, and it sails towards the random animatronic. Just before striking the doomed entity, it erupts in emerald light, searing the corneas of all nearby. A minute or so later, when the light subsides, there is a crater where the unfortunate being was, spurting various Thaumaturgical wastes. Acidic substances tear through the flimsy earth, before resting upon the bedrock, dusting it in organic goop. I flash-step away, and strengthen my shadow-armor. I do this by vaporizing the fluctuating taint my bombardment produced, and using the resultant energy to charge the shield with pure taint.
=-=-=-=Laiko=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Laiko's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x4 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x4 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1
Twin, once you come back, could you please add the spoil from the Dreamscape side quest to the list?
Also, I totally forgot something about the side quest I missed in the unveiling. The two mages, the frost mage and the fire mage, the first line they said was "give us the subject" and the second was something along the lines of "We are to patrol these halls by order of the archmage."
=+=Medical Wing=+=
So I guess I read too far into this then. An- and, I can do short range teleportation by walking through the 4th dimension, but that makes me very sore so I'd prefer not to. I certainly don't have the ability to teleport a long distance out of here. Oh, thank you Red. Well, good bye no- whah!
Ooph... ah... alright then... I'll stay here. Huh? Sure, you can have that. Feel free. He then gets up, dusts himself off. Hah... that was... stressful. Still not used to this...
Nectar Potion O0O Potion of Magic = Potion of Vis done
I'll take this anyway. Awkward Potion OOO Pulverized Steel = Potion of strength done
Charging up shop decorations... 2/5 *3 I think I'll have to use Wilson's stored charge for this... (total 6 gifts).
I do nothing due to being deceased.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
*cut to the ruins of the Sentry Army from my last post*
>>Activating collection network
>>Assembling from blueprint:
*the ruined remnants of the assorted Sentries from my previous attack levitate and form merely half of a new, massive weapon...*
*the telekinetic force pulls together long lines of red alloy wire, twisted in intricate patterns, forming runes of power...induction zones...strange, Escherlike structures...*
*Several thousand nano-scale forcefield generators are deployed in just the right places to deflect all the projectiles in a precise pattern...*
*A thousand Buildcraft Engines are deployed to provide power for the single shot...*
*the scraps of metal melt under the immense telekinetic pressure and slot into the central railgun...*
*and then the sole trigger 'breaks'*
DRAT AND BLAST.
...
...
...
*apply button*
*clicking noise*
*the device rumbles...*
*rumble...rumble...rumble...rumblerumble...rumblerumblerumble....rumblerumbleRUMBLE....RUMBLERUMBLERUMBLE....RUMBLERUMBLERUMBLEGROOOAAANNNN.....*
*a high-pitched noise, as of a teakettle's whistle crossed with nails on a blackboard, emanates from the front of the barrel...*
*nothing happens...*
WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING.
>>It seems we may have overloaded it.
*the noise of crickets chirping as everyone waits*
...
...
...
Seriously? Is anything going to happen?
>>Push the button again.
*push*
...
[NOISE REMOVED DUE TO INCAPABILITY OF THE HUMAN BRAIN TO COMPREHEND ITS EXISTENCE]
[DESCRIPTION OF BLAST REMOVED DUE TO LACK OF WORDS]
...That...left...quite, a, quite a, quite...quite a crater....? Is that a crater...?
Uh...Is that a hole in the fabric of reality?
No...That's just...Air, moving...really slowly....
Huh?
Why am I...
*quickly runs up and shoots every Animatronic with all the weapons, then hits them in vulnerable spots with all the weapons, and then smashes the Animatronics into one mass*
*time resumes normal speed*
...Was that supposed to happen?
>>Yes.
Why didn't you say anything?
>>It would have spoiled the surprise.
And...Where'd it go?
>>There.
*the guns all fire into the massed Animatronics*
...Whoa.
((And, it is, technically, longer. ;P))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
+2 to Modpack!
Chain attack continued!
I duplicate Caledfwlch and Hemera's Gate, and toss the former to TT2000 and the latter to Modpack. I'm not sure what Modpack will do with a massive Door dedicated to Hemera, but ah well!
I step over Generic's corpse and find a list on it-it says that I am allowed to take Typheus'es might (actually we discussed this over Pesterchum but hey). I duplicate Typheus'es Might and give the dupe to him. Then. I REALLY unleash.
Though Typheus'es Might isn't a Level 10 Alchemy, it's definitely a powerful one, and it's command over the windy thing is formidable. I use it to quickly gather up every weapon and every single piece of ammunition fired in this ludicrous(ly powerful) attack chain as well as the actual attackers, myself included, and blow them all at high speeds at the poor Animatronic sods one more time for a final, definitive pounding that finishes off the MAELSTROM OF LEAD. this targets the Stickyspammer, or the Soldier if the stickyspammer is gone, or the weaker Spy if that is gone, or the Demoknight if all of them have kicked it.
I do some ridiculous(ly awesome) combat pose and shout that we're just getting warmed up, as well. Whether or not that's true remains to be seen. TT2K's other two attacks are also in the air, but BLUH.
I also search TIE-Fighter #29.
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