Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I heal someone with gib tsunami.
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-Dreamscape-
What? No...
While my company is in the ship industry, I work for corporate, for a lack of a better word.
Like... You wouldn't say the CEO of a fast food company works in fast food.
You'd say he works in business, just like you'd say I work in business.
This is almost over, isn't it? I'll summon something generic. maybe with an energy gem?
-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-
Well... Humanity Day isn't a huge, huge deal like Chirstmas seems to be.
It's just another holiday, which means minimal hype.
The fact that you people are preparing for this over a couple days in advance would be unheard of.
But besides that and the xenophobia, because obviously your Christmas has been historically a holiday with aliens in it.
It's basically the same holiday.
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Riddletwister 8/9
I once more heal any that need healing, prioritizing myself.
I also ask the Corotite Mecha if he would like a corporeal, organic body.
Grayhold Citadel, 16:19
I abruptly stride into Grayhold Fortress, beneath the amethyst dome surrounding it. Slowly, I climb the manifold staircases, heading to what appears to be the central tower. Arriving there after several minutes, I peer within the room. A large, book-filled room lined with bookshelves, desks, and stacks of paper. The study. I saunter over to the center of the room (locking the door behind me), beholding a large-sized circular pool of ink, lined with limestone bricks. Placing my hands upon the edges of the pool's bricks, I peer within.
Et erubescant ex sphaeris vitae eruditio.
The pool ripples slightly. Then, in the center, a dim, phosphorescent light spreads, acting as the only source of illumination in the sealed room. Upon a nearby desk, four things lie. Eye's Pyramidion, the Transparent Magic Cueball, the Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball, and a sheet of parchment, clearly having seen some usage lately. Hah. The pool of faintly glowing ink reveals several of my latest subjects of interest. Briefly, the IDMG headquarters passes across the surface, then Bill Scratching the Hexahedron, and finally Gutza. Pale white words are ejected from the surface, floating around in the air for several seconds before disappearing. The phrases "Familiar Racial Life-force, Normal Scent," and "How?" are prominently featured. Every book off the shelves in the room seems to either be on inter-universal travel, or devolution by suppression, save for the Istarion of the Lord-Archmage Nartheon, as per the usual. The visions appear to be flashing backwards through time, until they reach a large marble and stone building, and disappear after a flash of pale gray light. I continue to replay these visions, writing things down on the sheet of parchment near the divination apparatus. Finally, I decide to stop, and exit Grayhold, Hazel Wand in hand.
Riddletwister 8/9
I once more heal any that need healing, prioritizing myself.
I also ask the Corotite Mecha if he would like a corporeal, organic body.
Grayhold Citadel, 16:19
I abruptly stride into Grayhold Fortress, beneath the amethyst dome surrounding it. Slowly, I climb the manifold staircases, heading to what appears to be the central tower. Arriving there after several minutes, I peer within the room. A large, book-filled room lined with bookshelves, desks, and stacks of paper. The study. I saunter over to the center of the room (locking the door behind me), beholding a large-sized circular pool of ink, lined with limestone bricks. Placing my hands upon the edges of the pool's bricks, I peer within.
Et erubescant ex sphaeris vitae eruditio.
The pool ripples slightly. Then, in the center, a dim, phosphorescent light spreads, acting as the only source of illumination in the sealed room. Upon a nearby desk, four things lie. Eye's Pyramidion, the Transparent Magic Cueball, the Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball, and a sheet of parchment, clearly having seen some usage lately. Hah. The pool of faintly glowing ink reveals several of my latest subjects of interest. Briefly, the IDMG headquarters passes across the surface, then Bill Scratching the Hexahedron, and finally Gutza. Pale white words are ejected from the surface, floating around in the air for several seconds before disappearing. The phrases "Familiar Racial Life-force, Normal Scent," and "How?" are prominently featured. Every book off the shelves in the room seems to either be on inter-universal travel, or devolution by suppression, save for the Istarion of the Lord-Archmage Nartheon, as per the usual. The visions appear to be flashing backwards through time, until they reach a large marble and stone building, and disappear after a flash of pale gray light. I continue to replay these visions, writing things down on the sheet of parchment near the divination apparatus. Finally, I decide to stop, and exit Grayhold, Hazel Wand in hand.
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Enjoy this internal pesterlog. Perhaps it'll shed some light on recent happenings, Twin.
-- cenianAuthor [CA] began pestering corporateGunfighter [CG] at 17:21 --
[05:22] CA: Hey Blue?
[05:22] CG: Hmm?
[05:22] CA: Sorry.
[05:22] CG: ... Do I want to know for what?
[05:22] CA: Eh, maybe.
[05:22] CA: I might've partially blamed you for something I did to Twinbuilder.
[05:22] CG: What did you do?
[05:23] CA: Make him angry, to say the least.
[05:23] CG: How?
[05:23] CA: The ways I usually do.
[05:24] CA: Bring up topics people don't want to talk about.
[05:24] CA: Most people don't get that mad though.
[05:24] CG: Yeah...
[05:25] CG: He can be a little volatile.
[05:25] CA: No kidding.
[05:25] CA: I think he threatened to kill me.
[05:25] CG: Are you dead?
[05:25] CA: Yes.
[05:26] CG: About time.
[05:26] CA: Anyways...
[05:26] CA: This brings me to my second topic of discussion.
[05:26] CA: I think it's time for a renewal.
[05:27] CG: Can't you find someone else?
[05:27] CG: I'm hardly the most moral of people.
[05:27] CA: Yeah, but I don't trust anyone else.
[05:27] CA: Besides, you're just saying that because the process can be...
[05:27] CG: Humiliating?
[05:28] CA: I was going to say strange.
[05:28] CG: You damn mages and your damn inherent amorality.
[05:29] CA: Eh, I think the trade off is worth it.
[05:29] CA: Anyways, shall we do it the next time I visit you?
[05:29] CG: Fine.
[05:30] CA: Great.
[05:31] CG: Try not to kill too many people in the meantime.
[05:32] CA: I'll try my best.
[05:32] CA: I really must get going Blue.
[05:32] CA: Talk to you later?
[05:33] CG: Alright.
[05:33] CG: Bye.
-- cenianAuthor [CA] ceased pestering corporateGunfighter [CG] at 17:33 --
I eat a snickers. This heals me.
MOAR MBC-Parts: Now with the other half of the parts on my hand its finally time to assemble the MBC! The MBC-Parts are replaced by the Mech-Buster Cannon!
Mech-Buster Cannon
Based of the same technology the mechs are, this cannon has been rigged to destroy mechanical monstosities. A neccesity if you're a mad scientist creating oversized doom-mechs, if one of these go rouge you SOMEHOW gotta deal with them, right?
It possesses otherworldly attack power and becomes invulnerable directly after firing (because the hot fog caused by firing, approaching it then is at best suicidal), but is extremely slow.
HP: 400.000/400.000
Lock, Load and FIRE! ||||
It seems like this enitity would've been more usefull many turns ago, geez Granger you're such a goof!
25/25 MOAR MBC-Parts (+3 from TT2000)
+2 to TT2000
I eat a snickers. This heals me.
MOAR MBC-Parts: Now with the other half of the parts on my hand its finally time to assemble the MBC! The MBC-Parts are replaced by the Mech-Buster Cannon!
Mech-Buster Cannon
Based of the same technology the mechs are, this cannon has been rigged to destroy mechanical monstosities. A neccesity if you're a mad scientist creating oversized doom-mechs, if one of these go rouge you SOMEHOW gotta deal with them, right?
It possesses otherworldly attack power and becomes invulnerable directly after firing (because the hot fog caused by firing, approaching it then is at best suicidal), but is extremely slow.
HP: 400.000/400.000
Lock, Load and FIRE! ||||
It seems like this enitity would've been more usefull many turns ago, geez Granger you're such a goof!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> SAVING
-6 / 10- Beyond The Grave (+2 from Modpack)
-8 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly...
oheveryonediedalready.
I roll a D6 in an attempt to instantly revive a player! (Roll a D6.)
(1: I get hit by lightning, dropping me to 1HP.)
(2-4: Nothing happens.)
(6: A random dead player is revived!)
I roll a D6 in an attempt to instantly revive a player! (Roll a D6.)
(1: I get hit by lightning, dropping me to 1HP.)
(2-4: Nothing happens.)
(6: A random dead player is revived!)
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Heh, so, Dark Azure, or the Voice of Binary?
My right arm regenerates slowly as I walk to the Pits and the Gate, silver fibers forming, weaving themselves back into an unholy image of the original flesh, then the mechanical shell...
I find myself before the Gate, the smoke left by the sacrifice of others flowing around me, and wait, giving the others golden apples as they arrive.
Also,
Apple && Eight Gold Blocks && Smash Ball 1/? {Let's find out if a healing/buff Smash Ball works.}
The Dakkanator 2/7
All charges progress!
Heh, so, Dark Azure, or the Voice of Binary?
My right arm regenerates slowly as I walk to the Pits and the Gate, silver fibers forming, weaving themselves back into an unholy image of the original flesh, then the mechanical shell...
I find myself before the Gate, the smoke left by the sacrifice of others flowing around me, and wait, giving the others golden apples as they arrive.
Also,
Apple && Eight Gold Blocks && Smash Ball 1/? {Let's find out if a healing/buff Smash Ball works.}
My right arm regenerates slowly as I walk to the Pits and the Gate, silver fibers forming, weaving themselves back into an unholy image of the original flesh, then the mechanical shell...
I find myself before the Gate, the smoke left by the sacrifice of others flowing around me, and wait, giving the others golden apples as they arrive.
Also,
Apple && Eight Gold Blocks && Smash Ball 1/? {Let's find out if a healing/buff Smash Ball works.}
The Dakkanator 2/7
All charges progress!
Heh, so, Dark Azure, or the Voice of Binary?
My right arm regenerates slowly as I walk to the Pits and the Gate, silver fibers forming, weaving themselves back into an unholy image of the original flesh, then the mechanical shell...
I find myself before the Gate, the smoke left by the sacrifice of others flowing around me, and wait, giving the others golden apples as they arrive.
Also,
Apple && Eight Gold Blocks && Smash Ball 1/? {Let's find out if a healing/buff Smash Ball works.}
The "Voice of Binary"? Let's not forget who had it first.
/null
((Aaand it vanished. WHYYYYYY))
>>I am under the impression that this is a safe color, but considering that the "V01ce 0f B1nary" color made an appearance...Duplicate posts will be in order. Also: Do you actually think that's the IDMG HQ over there? Eh, I'll let you believe that.
>>Either way, I consider the news of that alchemy...Too powerful to be made by normal means? How about abnormal means? And what constitutes those?
I also consider one final clothing alchemy (for the moment)
Emancipation Grid ~~~ Loom
>>I toss all of the players who have not yet jumped in or are not going to jump in Charms of Life III and Charms of Keeping III.
I send myself a copy of the Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries...
Seventy Maxims && Alchemiter 1/??
Seventy Maxims ~~~ Loom
>>We acquire more Charms of Life and Keeping III.
>>Also, in case this message did not reach you earlier, TWIN, GET OUT OF YOUR UNIVERSE AND INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S! AS FAST AS POSSIBLE! BINARY OR SHATTERED BILL OR SOMEONE CHANGED YOUR SAFE COLOR TO BINARY PURPLE!
>>I am under the impression that this is a safe color, but considering that the "V01ce 0f B1nary" color made an appearance...Duplicate posts will be in order. Also: Do you actually think that's the IDMG HQ over there? Eh, I'll let you believe that.
>>Either way, I consider the news of that alchemy...Too powerful to be made by normal means? How about abnormal means? And what constitutes those?
I also consider one final clothing alchemy (for the moment)
Emancipation Grid ~~~ Loom
>>I toss all of the players who have not yet jumped in or are not going to jump in Charms of Life III and Charms of Keeping III.
I send myself a copy of the Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries...
Seventy Maxims && Alchemiter 1/??
Seventy Maxims ~~~ Loom
>>We acquire more Charms of Life and Keeping III.
>>Also, in case this message did not reach you earlier, TWIN, GET OUT OF YOUR UNIVERSE AND INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S! AS FAST AS POSSIBLE! BINARY OR SHATTERED BILL OR SOMEONE CHANGED YOUR SAFE COLOR TO BINARY PURPLE!
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Pr1nt1ng 0ff an0ther BG0, p0ssess1ng... d0ne. What's th1s? 1t l00ks l1ke my past self g0t ar0und t0 mak1ng a c0nven1ent p1le 0f them, and st0red them w1th1n my wallet for me! S1nce 1 drop my 1tems when 1 d1e, th1s 1s an 1ncred1bly useful thing t0 n0te! Huzzah for godmodd1ng ar0und a s1tuat10n-wa1t n0 they d1sappeared. Whatever.
You fail to shove an inactive player into a lava pit because they technically aren't a part of this game at all anymore!
Midna and I jump in. (Why not? I want a small break.)
You stand next to the first lava pit... Suddenly, a pressure plate clicks into place. You are pushed over the pit and locked in a glass container directly above it.
Action
I jump into a lava pool that isn't taken while shouting "BRBAFK."
On Earth...
Cobalt takes a break from the computer and... nope, he's playing NetHack on his laptop. Dammit.
OLIVE OCTET: A set of eight olive D8s. Otherwise, they function identically to the Fluorite Octet.
You stand next to the second lava pit... Suddenly, a pressure plate clicks into place. You are pushed over the pit and locked in a glass container directly above it.
I JUMP INTO THE LAVA! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GO ON WITHOUT MEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(However, before I die, I effectonator tri-regen blast Tailist, Serpent and TT2200.)
You stand next to the third lava pit... Suddenly, a pressure plate clicks into place. You are pushed over the pit and locked in a glass container directly above it.
Ehhh... Whoops. I realize now that I attacked an entity that died already... whoops... derp...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: The doll doesn't change its actual type. The Shard does though. And by the way, your cool downs do not activate on any attacks used against the doll.
@fseftr: So... do you act kinda like a bank then? Collecting funds and capital to lend it to other people? Is that more accurate?
I forgot to update the damage the Shard took last turn after my post imploded, so the Shard takes 53 damage this round. I think thats what I should be. The Void Portal deals 1 damage to the Shard and does not affect its type. Mori deals a reduced 6 damage to the Shard and also doesn't change its type. The Christmas Tree deals a boosted 2 Light damage to the Shard and changes it to a NAT type. RNGesus says... 1... nope... 8... nope... 1... nope. Nothing happens. Well, the Void Portal gets healed a little. The DracoHawk launches a Rixty Barrage, and all the shots connect, dealing a total of 12 damage, dazing the Shard and turning it into a MAG type. It also Orbital Drop Kicks the Doll. It shudders somewhat. Gah... I... no no no no... The Shard collapses onto the ground and lies motionless. Laiko walks over to it. Its over.Heh... always so... hah... naive... walking up to me...I'm not afraid of you anymore. This trail has purged my fear. How... hah... noble and... naive... You're purged of fear... hah... of what? Heh... fear of repeating your mistake? The... hah... two basic reactions... are fight or fright... So you're left with only war...Are- are you trying to rile me?Maybe... that is all I have left... The Shard pauses for a while. You're... hah... not quite as dumb as I thought... The Shard springs up and grabs Wilson, pulling him down and choking him. You... WILL die here with me! This is the Shard's final stand. It is almost defeated, so give as put out as much damage as you possibly can! But be careful not to hurt Wilson with AOEs too much. In all of this, the fox doll is slowly shaking. It was charging with FIR power this turn, but it was attacked with ENE damage. It shudders and launches blasts of electric flame that explode and crackle around the room, injuring all allies.
Allied Line:
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 30% integrity - Action: 1 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[2 COL AOE *2, 4 FIR, 3 MAG to adjacent foes *3]) When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%. Void Bolt damage = 1 per 25% lost [NAT] Christmas Tree: 190 Million/205 Million HP - Action: 2 (group's) Discountedness: 50%. Hides in back. When an enemy considers directly attacking this entity, they have a chance to ignore it. Current chance: 10%. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: ⅓ Santa shows up with a present that can contain items or weak summons. Christmas Treats: Produces Christmas goodies that heal an ally 1 HP each turn. Christmas Spirit: 10% chance for any given entity besides those who do not celebrate Christmas ICly to stop for a turn. If they are allied they get an attack boost next turn. Mr. Scrooge: 25% chance for Ebenezer Scrooge to turn up and demoralize the enemy/strengthen allies. Regular abilities: Sparkly!: Deals one light damage, and dazzles a target. The dazzled target will have a 25% chance of missing. Pinecone Projectile: Deals 2 NAT damage. Applies Underfoot debuff to the enemy. The enemy has a 5% chance to trip on a pinecone, which will destroy the pinecones but interrupt or cause friendly fire. The pinecones cannot be thrown back. Pinecones stack until destroyed. Reduces Discountedness by 10% when used. Takes 1 million times more damage. [MET] Dracohawk: 55/70 HP - Action: 3 (Engie's) Attacks: Card Trick (4 Magic damage, applies either a 3 per turn damage over time for 2 turns, massive attack damage penalty for 2 turns, massive accuracy penalty for 2 turns, or damages resistances), Dragonfire (5 Fire damage, applies a 2 per turn damage over time for 3 turns and heals the Dracohawk for 2 per turn over 3 turns), Zorbo Doll (no damage, heals the Dracohawk for 3 per turn over 2 turns and causes it to ignore the next damage taken), Rixty Barrage (4 separate attacks of 2 Metal damage each, Dazes the target if all shots connect), Orbital Drop Kick (5 Energy damage, dazes the target regardless of damaging it), Dragon Roar (3 seperate attacks of 2 Nature damage each, increases damage, accuracy, and buffs resistances depending on which attacks connect), 4 turn cooldown for each attack
[LIGHT] Zenko: 14/70 HP - Action: 4
[SHA] Yako: 17/70 - Action: 5
[NEU] Wilson: 30/40 HP
Enemy:
[MAG] Shard of Guilt: 20/??? HP - Action: 6
[NEU] Fox Doll: 85/100 HP - Action: N/A (Attacking this entity does not consume the attacker's turn)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 - Metal x2 - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O | R
Wrapping Paper + 1 (total = 3), +1 potion (total = +7), big XMAS tree 4/5, gifts 4/5, and finally, easy choice. Into the 4th lava pit. Edit- Actually I don't because it would mean that six people are dying for five pits. BTW Twin, did you get my PM? I wanted to ask you something.
You don't stand next to the fourth lava pit.
I haven't been responding to PMs as of late. I'll get to it.
I try to get the godmodder to help by jumping in a lava pit. I then show him how to do it by jumping in myself.
You stand next to the fourth lava pit... Suddenly, a pressure plate clicks into place. You are pushed over the pit and locked in a glass container directly above it.
The Godmodder decides to not follow your lead and is content with standing away from the lava pits.
Bluh. I'll just post this in two colors. That way only half of the post will be annihilated, and either way something gets through. FOR SCIENCE!
Torgue Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = SWORDSPLOSION!!! (Level 8: 9/9) Swords and explosions, my favorite combo!
Torgue Rocket Launcher && Uranium && Cold-Fusion Power Cell && TNT = Nukem (Level 6: 7/7) This will be a blast!
Now then...Time to make the ULTIMATE TORGUE GUN! SWORDSPLOSION!!! && Nukem && Unkempt Harold = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Let's just try this. Antiaqua || Excalibleep = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Last but not least! The Goldenrod && Lifeforce of TF2 Austraila = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
With that done, I throw myself into the pit. I guess it'll take a while for me to fully die and respawn...
I fully reject the notion that slowly burning to death is any bit painful.
SWORDSPLOSION!!!: A gun that's colored in the palette of the American flag. Instead of firing ordinary ammunition, it fires swords that explode on impact. They then split into smaller swords that also explode.
NUKEM: A gold-and-black rocket launcher whose shots arc through the sky and explode into giant mushrooms on impact.
SWORDSPLOSION!!! && Nukem && Unkempt Harold = Torgue Standard (Level 13: 1/14)
Antiaqua || Excalibleep = The Chiller (Level 10: 1/11)
The Goldenrod && TF2 Australian Lifeforce = Golden Globe (Level 10: 1/11)
You stand next to the last lava pit... Suddenly, a pressure plate clicks into place. You are pushed over the pit and locked in a glass container directly above it. Now all five sacrificial players are in place...
I examine Eye's Pyramidion. Then, I grant the Corotite Mecha a position of the highest honor in normal society (I have no clue how humans show this, and I would rather do it in a mundane way, instead of your obscene alien festivals), granting him access to the lowest dungeons of Grayhold (which, thanks to my mastery of thaumic bores, extends into the Void) to the highest peaks. I ask him if he remembers who he was, and what his name was.
I peer down at the lava pools, and proceed to do naught. I am no hero. I shall be left behind to see what is beyond the gate. My avatar momentarily stops moving, for approximately seventeen minutes.
Seventeen minutes earlier, in Universe V2, upon the meteor currently imbedded in Lopat, I sit at my desk, staring at the still charging laptop upon it, depicting a large amount of standing still and staring at lava pools. I open up Pesterchum, having realized something.
ambiguousTheoretician [AT] began pestering catastrophicGovernance [CG].
AT: Hello.
CG: Kalare, what the **** are you doing its 11 in the middle of the night
AT: I dunno. Perhaps I just wish to talk, or perhaps I have had a revelation.
CG: Alert the press, kalare has had a revelation
AT: Indeed. In fact, I am positively certain that, due to the fact that these revelations are so rare, in my case, I must be leeching them from somewhere.
CG: All those tacticians turning in their graves
AT: Yes. I think I may have discovered another member of our race.
CG: Outside of us five
AT: Yes.
CG: Ok
AT: I am slightly conflicted upon the matter of what to do.
CG: Nothing
AT: Nothing? I see. You suspect they are not going to react kindly to us, or that they are going to attempt to slay us all?
CG: No
AT: I'll wait before acting.
CG: Youre welcome, and we could have but we are both busy
AT: Busy indeed.
CG: Yep
EYE'S PYRAMIDION: A black crystal ball that glows with a teal light. Using it, one can peer into any place and observe any person, and even see into the confines of the mind.
Unfortunately, he does not. It has been many years since he sold his soul to robotics, and has forgotten things.
I see. Piono's not just going to leave these artifacts here however... Admittedly that won't be relevant until after DTG 2, but whatever.
Also, the spoils would have captcha codes. Everything has a captcha code (which leads me to believe that there's something screwy with the captcha code system beyond what we already know about it) its just that the spoils have such a ludicrously high grist cost that there's no way anyone in Godcraft other than the godmodder could alchemize them legitimately. Remember, I found an alchemy combination for the Emerald Nova a while back.
Also. The glitch intercepted the first safe text? That ain't good.
@engie: Wait, how'd you find Mag Agent Torture! He died quite some time ago here in Godcraft... Oh well, I guess Madness Combat characters rarely stay dead for long...
Since I forgot to do my clothing last round...
Abiit ~~~ Loom
Exedo ~~~ Loom
6/11 for Potestias Eius
5/9 for Nyx's Rod
4/11 for Disparem
on the Battlefield:
Hank, watching as everyone tosses themselves into the lava pools looks about, confused. He can't hear the GM's voice, nor does he know anything about what happened in Genericcraft.
He decides there must be something up with the new challenge and leaves the temple, then pops out regenerative serums that he alchemized earlier, and begins injecting himself with them (apply instant health and regen. Give me my puny effects, because sending piono basically separated me from every single one of my alchemies, as well as the faceless eights.)
Hey everyone! The name of the safe color is dark orchid. Dark azure failed, so twin switched to dark orchid, or at least I'm assuming that's what happened.
on the Preston Cole:
Well, the gift giving is fairly simple.
You try and obtain something for your various friends that you think they would appreciate, sometimes wrap it up with brightly colored paper, yes, its almost as stupid as it sounds, but its tradition, and hold onto it until the Christmas party.
Meanwhile:
The first batch of animatronics are lined up.
All of them rebuilt, and ready for to be reprogrammed...
I'm pretty sure not EVERYTHING has a captcha code, such as Sburb discs and pumpkins. For those objects, you'd need the help of more powerful objects to alchemize them. It's reasonable to assume that Spoils of War function like that. (Though since the Emerald Nova exists outside of DTG, it probably WOULD have one? I don't know.)
The Glitch? No, it didn't intercept the... safe text... uh. Why am I typing in purple? WHY ARE YOU ALL TYPING IN PURPLE?! The Glitch isn't supposed to mess with safetexts! It can't! Unless it was... Oh. Them.
Ugh. Looks like the Arrival's messing with me, even up here in orbit. I'm going to have to do something about this before long. Anyways...
Abiit ~~~ Loom = Actually, I'd like a list of what elements your different weapons represent. It will help.
Darn! I wanted to jump in but the required amount has already been reached!
==Actions==
Gutza: "I wanted to jump into the lava, but now enough people have jumped in. Wait, what if the Glitch messes up their attempt? I guess I will jump in, but first I need to start alchemizing stuff." I start alchemizing Contained Antimatter Cannister & Miniature Tokomak and Contained Antimatter Cannister & iTokomak, pull out a Fuel Tank (filled with propellants that can be accelerated even more with electromagents) and Small Rocket Fins, and alchemize Small Empty Warhead & Computer & Contained Antimatter Cannister & Fuel Tank(filled with those propellants) & Small Rocket Engine & Magstone Wires & Small Rocket Fins = Small Guided Antimatter Missile. I then jump into the lava.
Small Guided Antimatter Missile: This missile contains a small warhead filled with antimatter, which detonates when the missile hits its target, or when the user manually detonates it. It's gimabling ability, built-in computer, and its fins' control mechanisms allow it to lock-on to and track its targets. The special propellants it uses have the property that when the combust in the engine, an electromagnetic field can be used to accelerate the hot plasma even further, increasing the potential thrust. the magstone wires provide that electromagnetic field, and can be turned for on at will.
Bender: "Ha Ha Ha, while you puny$2.:&$;; awesome humans sacrifice yourselves gallantly, I shall stand here and wait until you and my employer re spawn. I am 40% Dolomite, so I could jump in, but I wouldn't die and death may be required to pass. Goodbye." I then wait until my employer returns.
Contained Antimatter Canister && Miniature Tokamak = Mini Antimak (Level 8: 1/9)
Contained Antimatter Canister && iTokamak = iAntimak (Level 9: 1/10)
Small Empty Warhead && Computer && Contained Antimatter Canister && Fuel Tank && Small Rocket Engine && Magstone Wires && Small Rocket Fins = Something that is way too long to be an actual alchemy. Try alchemizing some of this stuff first, and then the other parts later!
Hm. Ah well 1 just d0 a j1g. Anyb0dy up f0r... hm. N0t much t0 d0 right now. 1 just k1nd of exper1mentally slap the G0dm0dder l1ghtly t0 see what h1s damage threshold 1s. 1 then H0pe up s0me Hellac10us Blue Phlegm Aneurysm Gushers t0 heal anyb0dy need1ng heal1ng.
Typheus' Might done.
Cetus' Crusher done.
Unpersoner 8/9
The slap merely ticks the Godmodder off, so he slaps you back!
+3 HP to Talist!
TYPHEUS' MIGHT: A metal green gauntlet with a blue Breath insignia on it. It can change into a cannon that shoots pure blasts of air, and can control the winds themselves.
CETUS' CRUSHER: A metal orchid leg with a gold Light insignia on it. It can change into a rocket leg that uses pure light to propel its wearer.
I hide my Clothing Alchemies, Weapons, and my beloved Hat in a private pocket dimension. I then tell the Godmodder to jump into a Pool and that I will give him a cookie if he lands in the lava before me. I then jump into another Pool.
If only 1 Sacrificial Pool is left:
I hide my Clothing Alchemies, Weapons, and my beloved Hat in a private pocket dimension.I then put on a tuxedo made out of easily-flammable cloth, purple firecharges, purple fireworks, and purple-painted Creepers. 0n top of that I wear Godmodder cosplay. I then light myself on fire and jump into the remaining Pool.
If no Pools remain, I use a taken Pool to grill marshmallows dipped in healing potions.
Sweet Spades
S'more Sticks
Fire Charge || Purple Dye
Wither cured!
You grill the marshmallows. But what does that accomplish?
Fire Charge || Purple Dye = Purple Fire Charge (Level 1: 1/2)
The sounds of fusing metal, plasma, and pure arcane thaumaturgy can be heard in the distance, as can a steady muttering, clearly a repetitive incantation, if you know what those are.
Sentimentality is what is important here. As is the quality of the four gifts.
You fully heal Leonstar0!
The Mecha is very impressed about your skills in robotics, and wonders if there is anything he can teach you at all... He asks you if you know how to imbue a perfect soul into a robot. He was able to start the task, as evidenced by him standing before you. Yet some parts of him are missing... Perhaps you could perfect the science?
1 dec1de t0 try t0 get the G0dm0dder t0 1nstall the kernelspr1te plug1n.
Heat Clocksucker 1/9
Frost Frogsucker 1/9
Unpersoner finishes.
The Godmodder refuses! There would be kernelsprites EVERYWHERE! Players would go WILD with it! He doesn't want to think about that scenario.
THE UNPERSONER: A set of black wands that exude a corrupted and digital energy. They have the power to completely reverse hope fields and raise the fakeness stat of objects, completely removing them from existence. Although this would require a lot of power and know-how, one could, with this, completely erase a person from reality.
I once more heal any that need healing, prioritizing myself.
I also ask the Corotite Mecha if he would like a corporeal, organic body.
Grayhold Citadel, 16:19
I abruptly stride into Grayhold Fortress, beneath the amethyst dome surrounding it. Slowly, I climb the manifold staircases, heading to what appears to be the central tower. Arriving there after several minutes, I peer within the room. A large, book-filled room lined with bookshelves, desks, and stacks of paper. The study. I saunter over to the center of the room (locking the door behind me), beholding a large-sized circular pool of ink, lined with limestone bricks. Placing my hands upon the edges of the pool's bricks, I peer within.
Et erubescant ex sphaeris vitae eruditio.
The pool ripples slightly. Then, in the center, a dim, phosphorescent light spreads, acting as the only source of illumination in the sealed room. Upon a nearby desk, four things lie. Eye's Pyramidion, the Transparent Magic Cueball, the Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball, and a sheet of parchment, clearly having seen some usage lately. Hah. The pool of faintly glowing ink reveals several of my latest subjects of interest. Briefly, the IDMG headquarters passes across the surface, then Bill Scratching the Hexahedron, and finally Gutza. Pale white words are ejected from the surface, floating around in the air for several seconds before disappearing. The phrases "Familiar Racial Life-force, Normal Scent," and "How?" are prominently featured. Every book off the shelves in the room seems to either be on inter-universal travel, or devolution by suppression, save for the
+2 HP to Nimbeguy!
The Corotite Mecha is fine. He is content with being in a robot chassis.
I eat a snickers. This heals me.
MOAR MBC-Parts: Now with the other half of the parts on my hand its finally time to assemble the MBC! The MBC-Parts are replaced by the Mech-Buster Cannon!
Mech-Buster Cannon
Based of the same technology the mechs are, this cannon has been rigged to destroy mechanical monstosities. A neccesity if you're a mad scientist creating oversized doom-mechs, if one of these go rouge you SOMEHOW gotta deal with them, right?
It possesses otherworldly attack power and becomes invulnerable directly after firing (because the hot fog caused by firing, approaching it then is at best suicidal), but is extremely slow.
HP: 400.000/400.000
Lock, Load and FIRE! ||||
It seems like this enitity would've been more usefull many turns ago, geez Granger you're such a goof!
>>I am under the impression that this is a safe color, but considering that the "V01ce 0f B1nary" color made an appearance...Duplicate posts will be in order. Also: Do you actually think that's the IDMG HQ over there? Eh, I'll let you believe that.
>>Either way, I consider the news of that alchemy...Too powerful to be made by normal means? How about abnormal means? And what constitutes those?
I also consider one final clothing alchemy (for the moment)
Emancipation Grid ~~~ Loom
>>I toss all of the players who have not yet jumped in or are not going to jump in Charms of Life III and Charms of Keeping III.
I send myself a copy of the Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries...
Seventy Maxims && Alchemiter 1/??
Seventy Maxims ~~~ Loom
>>We acquire more Charms of Life and Keeping III.
>>Also, in case this message did not reach you earlier, [REDACTED]!
Emancipation Grid ~~~ Loom = Emancipated Aperture Testing Garb
70 Maxims Book && Alchemiter = Printing Press (Level 100: 1/101)
70 Maxims Book ~~~ Loom = GRY Soldier Outfit
EMANCIPATED APERTURE TESTING GARB: It's nothing. Looks like this outfit was vaporized.
GRY SOLDIER OUTFIT: The clothing worn by the Soldier of TF2, colored grey. Probably has something to do with mercenaries.
What are those charms? I don't have a clue.
The Server Integrity is dropping like crazy, and so is the Environment Integrity! The Battlefield has been reduced to a massive of incorrigible blocks and pixels. Floating trees and dead voxels run rampant. If these challenges don't progress soon, there won't be a server left to save...
Tazz, Crusher, Cobalt, Maniac, and Modpack all wait in their glass chambers! Suddenly, without warning, they open and the players drop into the lava below... Slowly, excruciatingly, and painfully, one by one, they all die. Thankfully, the Godmodder enabled keepInventory. The Suicide Door's gears turn, and it opens. Then it dissolves, as do the lava pits, and you gain 2 more Cube Bits! Finally, the last challenge opens up...
It's a massive replica of the pyramid that the Black Monolith was stationed on back in Monolithium! Sure enough, looking at the very top, you can see the Black Monolith itself, glitchy auras swirling around it! Even larger is its Infinity Seal, which is glowing with an odd aura... Thankfully, this time around, you all are unlazy enough to walk all the way up the pyramid.
Looking at the Monolith, you wonder what to do... Since you can't interact with it directly thanks to the Infinity Seal, perhaps you should try examining the Seal! Or, better yet, attacking it!
Oblivion is corrupted massively and blinks out of existence! The Godmodder, analyzing the console, determines that he'll back in a turn or two... The Shard of Engie glitches out and attempts to hit the Godmodder, who easily blocks his attacks! The Mech Buster Cannon prematurely fires, bringing about an avalanche that crushes The Queen, dealing 20 damage! The Queen becomes anti-player and deals 10 damage to K4yne!
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Attack the Infinity Seal!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [:^)]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 50% SERVER INTEGRITY: 40% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0% FACTION INTEGRITY: 0% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 35% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 60% CODE INTEGRITY: 73% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 74% PLAYABILITY: 78% SERVER CHIPS: 5/8
~
Challenge Six: THE TEMPLE.
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
The Queen: [???] HP: 195/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Actually twin, it was stated that pumpkins have a captcha code (just one not easily readable, remember, jade tried to duplicate them) and same with the SBURB disc (Dave duplicated one through the use of the holoreader thingie.)
And okay, here's the ones from last round plus this round's.
Abiit (void) ~~~ Loom
Exedo (chaos) ~~~ Loom
Lex Ordinis (order) ~~~ Loom
7/11 for Potestias Eius
6/9 for Nyx's Rod
5/11 for Disparem
Hank runs up to the top.
Hmm...
Hank takes cover, then fires a single shot at it. Providing nothing screwy happens, he takes out another gatling rocket cannon and unloads it into the infinity seal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: A boosted 7 damage to the Shard and it becomes SHA type. Sword broken.
@fseftr: Ak... gh...ge-...hah... Unfortunately, people being choked to death can't carry on conversations very well.
The Void Portal deals a boosted 6 FIR damage using one of its stored attacks and turns it into a COL type. The Xmas tree fires pinecones for a boosted 3 damage and turns it into a FIR type. The DracoHawk swoops down and does an orbital drop kick, knocking the Shard off Laiko. It lies on the ground, dazed and defeated. No... I'm not a psychopath... I am... justice! I am righteousness! You're all insane! Killing off the only hope of justice Laiko has eve-Shut... hah... up. It is done. hah... I've learned from my mistake. His eyes are shining brightly... and... he has his ninth tail. Guilt is pointless when it ties you down. I'm free now! Free from myself! I will end this now! He snarls and a brilliant sphere of crackling golden lightning forms above each of tails. IT! He starts running towards the Shard. IS! He turns his body to be perpendicular to his motion and jumps, flying sideways and aiming his tails at the Shard. OVER! He spins in the air with his tails lined up with the Shard. Time seems to slow, and it actually does due to Wilson's focus. The first tail connects and the orb of light explodes into a blinding flash with cracks of thunder bolts being heard coming from all sides. The light fades just in time to see the next next tail connect. After seven more thunder tails crashing in brilliant light, the final tail connects and another flash of light floods the room. This one, however, doesn't fade and you can feel your hold on this world loosening. The last thing you hear is Laiko's voice. Thank you... You wake up back wherever you were asleep in Wilson's lab. However, he is still sleeping, but peacefully.
Now, all this side quest stuff was leading up to these next few paragraphs...
=-=-=Epilog=-=-=
Somewhat confused as to why he is still here despite his nine tails, Wilson is walking down the same forest path he started on. He walks down all the way to the clearing the dream started in. There are two figures waiting for him, Yako and Zenko. Hello there. We knew you'd win in the end. But don't mind us, theres someone waiting for you.Waiting for me? Who?Why? They make no response, so Wilson walks between them into the clearing. It is the same as he remembers, just the lake surrounded by trees. No one was waiting for him. After looking around, a small blue light rises from the middle of the pond. Uh... hello? He hears a voice coming from nowhere in particular. Greetings, my son.Son? But, my family is gone. So who are you?Always so literal. Thats part of your charm. I am Inari, your protector goddess.What? I've never prayed in my life.That doesn't matter. You are my chosen champion. Your intelligence is mostly from my blessing. I've been watching over you and protecting you with my grace. When you escaped the blaze of your old home, my grace. You survived the burning of Yggrasil, my grace.Then... when a potion was thrown into my head, your grace.So, yes. This entire ordeal was a test for you. And you've passed.A test for what?... You already said I'm your champion. Even though I have no choice in that matter. So what else would you want from me?Well, that isn't actually right. I've given you my blessing, but it is your choice to fully accept it and become my champion.Okay... well, what exactly are you goddess of?I am goddess of rice, life, and foxes. Do you remember when I saved one of your potions? Anyway, being my champion doesn't actually mean you have to do as I say. It just means that you are my paragon. I can give you more abilities if you do. Do you accept?Hm... no weird long contract to sign in my own blood? ... ... ... Alright, fine. I'll accept your offer, assuming what you've said is true.Great! Please accept these gifts as symbols of your new position. A small, pure white stone suddenly appears in front of Wilson. That is what is known as a Hosi-no-Tama. You can change the size and appearance to whatever you'd like, but keep it with you. It strengthens your bond with me.Ah, umm... thank you. May I leave now?Wait, I should tell you something. My... rival god, Mikoto, has also chosen a champion fox. She is far away from here right now and hasn't yet accepted the agreement. But she will probably become the champion of the night and death, so be wary. All I know about her is that her name is Willow. Finally, please accept this as well. May it protect you. A necklace also appears in front of Wilson. It is made with a golden chain and the center stone is a fox statue carved from black opal. Wilson takes it and starts to feel himself waking. Wait! I- I can't take this... But it is too late. The area is already fading into blank white. I... I didn't earn this... and... Willow huh? Have I heard that name before? And finally, after a month's rest, Laiko, wakes up. Both from his sleep and his guilt.
Wilson shakes himself and stands up, back in the familiar room, surrounded by the group. You all wait for him to say something deep and insightful to end this side quest... Bark! Oh... right. He is different though. He only has one tail again, however his fur is now the brilliant golden white of a Kitsune, son of Inari. Laiko moves toward Nimbleguy and offers the necklace to him. Well, it is a necklace for Laiko, but a bracelet for anyone else. And yes, I got this spoil approved by Twin.
Spoil of War - Kitsune Charm
Cooldown: 2 turns after the effect wears off
On use, it infuses a potion into one of the holder's weapons, expending the potion. However, every hit with the weapon will apply that potion's effect to the target(s) of the attack, lasts 3 turns.
Also lets you understand Wilson's speech without telepathy.
Sadly, thats all the time I have for now. I'm not quite done yet. I still have to post the final, actual scoreboard, do some explanations, and give out extra rewards. So... What did everyone think?
Also, what does IMC actually mean?
All the side quest stuff... gone... *sob* It really is over...
Wrapping Paper + 1 (total = 4), +1 potion (total = +8), big XMAS tree done, gifts all done. Finally, I try a secret knock to open the Infinity Seal
Well. Time to see what the consequences of our actions are. I suppose that there would probably be another freaking fakeout but go right on ahead. Hm. The Monolith again. I just kind of try to Unperson the Infinity Seal, then shove a bunch of octets in its face.
Heat Clocksucker 2/9
Frost Frogsucker 2/9
Unpersoner >Fine 1/10
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: A boosted 7 damage to the Shard and it becomes SHA type. Sword broken.
@fseftr: [i]Ak... gh...ge-...hah...[/i] Unfortunately, people being choked to death can't carry on conversations very well.
The Void Portal deals a boosted 6 FIR damage using one of its stored attacks and turns it into a COL type. The Xmas tree fires pinecones for a boosted 3 damage and turns it into a FIR type. The DracoHawk swoops down and does an orbital drop kick, knocking the Shard off Laiko. It lies on the ground, dazed and defeated. [i]No... I'm not a psychopath... I am... justice! I am righteousness! You're all insane! Killing off the only hope of justice Laiko has eve-[/i] [i]Shut... hah... up. It is done. hah... I've learned from my mistake.[/i] His eyes are shining brightly... and... he has his ninth tail. [i]Guilt is pointless when it ties you down. I'm free now! Free from myself! I will end this now![/i] He snarls and a brilliant sphere of crackling golden lightning forms above each of tails. [i]IT![/i] He starts running towards the Shard. [i]IS![/i] He turns his body to be perpendicular to his motion and jumps, flying sideways and aiming his tails at the Shard. [i]OVER![/i] He spins in the air with his tails lined up with the Shard. Time seems to slow, and it actually does due to Wilson's focus. The first tail connects and the orb of light explodes into a blinding flash with cracks of thunder bolts being heard coming from all sides. The light fades just in time to see the next next tail connect. After seven more thunder tails crashing in brilliant light, the final tail connects and another flash of light floods the room. This one, however, doesn't fade and you can feel your hold on this world loosening. The last thing you hear is Laiko's voice. [i]Thank you...[/i] You wake up back wherever you were asleep in Wilson's lab. However, he is still sleeping, but peacefully.
[I need to post the epilog and final scoreboard]
All the side quest stuff... gone... *sob* It really is over...
Wrapping Paper + 1 (total = 4), +1 potion (total = +8), big XMAS tree done, gifts all done
That was fun...
((Say...Those orbs...Can we make more IMC? Twin?))
Information Request:
Charms of Life and Keeping
They're from Twilight Forest and can bring back dead people/keep inventory on death. I don't really know if charms of Keeping are necessary at all, but Charms of Life are certainly nice. They come in three levels (I, II, III) with effectiveness increasing as level does.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I put on some enchanted diamond armor, over my Forge outfit.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Heat Clocksucker 1/9
Frost Frogsucker 1/9
Unpersoner finishes.
welp m0re doubletext.
1 dec1de t0 try t0 get the G0dm0dder t0 1nstall the kernelspr1te plug1n.
Heat Clocksucker 1/9
Frost Frogsucker 1/9
Unpersoner finishes.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I heal someone with gib tsunami.
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-Dreamscape-
What? No...
While my company is in the ship industry, I work for corporate, for a lack of a better word.
Like... You wouldn't say the CEO of a fast food company works in fast food.
You'd say he works in business, just like you'd say I work in business.
This is almost over, isn't it? I'll summon something generic. maybe with an energy gem?
-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-
Well... Humanity Day isn't a huge, huge deal like Chirstmas seems to be.
It's just another holiday, which means minimal hype.
The fact that you people are preparing for this over a couple days in advance would be unheard of.
But besides that and the xenophobia, because obviously your Christmas has been historically a holiday with aliens in it.
It's basically the same holiday.
I once more heal any that need healing, prioritizing myself.
I also ask the Corotite Mecha if he would like a corporeal, organic body.
Grayhold Citadel, 16:19
I abruptly stride into Grayhold Fortress, beneath the amethyst dome surrounding it. Slowly, I climb the manifold staircases, heading to what appears to be the central tower. Arriving there after several minutes, I peer within the room. A large, book-filled room lined with bookshelves, desks, and stacks of paper. The study. I saunter over to the center of the room (locking the door behind me), beholding a large-sized circular pool of ink, lined with limestone bricks. Placing my hands upon the edges of the pool's bricks, I peer within.
Et erubescant ex sphaeris vitae eruditio.
The pool ripples slightly. Then, in the center, a dim, phosphorescent light spreads, acting as the only source of illumination in the sealed room. Upon a nearby desk, four things lie. Eye's Pyramidion, the Transparent Magic Cueball, the Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball, and a sheet of parchment, clearly having seen some usage lately. Hah. The pool of faintly glowing ink reveals several of my latest subjects of interest. Briefly, the IDMG headquarters passes across the surface, then Bill Scratching the Hexahedron, and finally Gutza. Pale white words are ejected from the surface, floating around in the air for several seconds before disappearing. The phrases "Familiar Racial Life-force, Normal Scent," and "How?" are prominently featured. Every book off the shelves in the room seems to either be on inter-universal travel, or devolution by suppression, save for the Istarion of the Lord-Archmage Nartheon, as per the usual. The visions appear to be flashing backwards through time, until they reach a large marble and stone building, and disappear after a flash of pale gray light. I continue to replay these visions, writing things down on the sheet of parchment near the divination apparatus. Finally, I decide to stop, and exit Grayhold, Hazel Wand in hand.
Riddletwister 8/9
I once more heal any that need healing, prioritizing myself.
I also ask the Corotite Mecha if he would like a corporeal, organic body.
Grayhold Citadel, 16:19
I abruptly stride into Grayhold Fortress, beneath the amethyst dome surrounding it. Slowly, I climb the manifold staircases, heading to what appears to be the central tower. Arriving there after several minutes, I peer within the room. A large, book-filled room lined with bookshelves, desks, and stacks of paper. The study. I saunter over to the center of the room (locking the door behind me), beholding a large-sized circular pool of ink, lined with limestone bricks. Placing my hands upon the edges of the pool's bricks, I peer within.
Et erubescant ex sphaeris vitae eruditio.
The pool ripples slightly. Then, in the center, a dim, phosphorescent light spreads, acting as the only source of illumination in the sealed room. Upon a nearby desk, four things lie. Eye's Pyramidion, the Transparent Magic Cueball, the Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball, and a sheet of parchment, clearly having seen some usage lately. Hah. The pool of faintly glowing ink reveals several of my latest subjects of interest. Briefly, the IDMG headquarters passes across the surface, then Bill Scratching the Hexahedron, and finally Gutza. Pale white words are ejected from the surface, floating around in the air for several seconds before disappearing. The phrases "Familiar Racial Life-force, Normal Scent," and "How?" are prominently featured. Every book off the shelves in the room seems to either be on inter-universal travel, or devolution by suppression, save for the Istarion of the Lord-Archmage Nartheon, as per the usual. The visions appear to be flashing backwards through time, until they reach a large marble and stone building, and disappear after a flash of pale gray light. I continue to replay these visions, writing things down on the sheet of parchment near the divination apparatus. Finally, I decide to stop, and exit Grayhold, Hazel Wand in hand.
[05:22] CA: Hey Blue?
[05:22] CG: Hmm?
[05:22] CA: Sorry.
[05:22] CG: ... Do I want to know for what?
[05:22] CA: Eh, maybe.
[05:22] CA: I might've partially blamed you for something I did to Twinbuilder.
[05:22] CG: What did you do?
[05:23] CA: Make him angry, to say the least.
[05:23] CG: How?
[05:23] CA: The ways I usually do.
[05:24] CA: Bring up topics people don't want to talk about.
[05:24] CA: Most people don't get that mad though.
[05:24] CG: Yeah...
[05:25] CG: He can be a little volatile.
[05:25] CA: No kidding.
[05:25] CA: I think he threatened to kill me.
[05:25] CG: Are you dead?
[05:25] CA: Yes.
[05:26] CG: About time.
[05:26] CA: Anyways...
[05:26] CA: This brings me to my second topic of discussion.
[05:26] CA: I think it's time for a renewal.
[05:27] CG: Can't you find someone else?
[05:27] CG: I'm hardly the most moral of people.
[05:27] CA: Yeah, but I don't trust anyone else.
[05:27] CA: Besides, you're just saying that because the process can be...
[05:27] CG: Humiliating?
[05:28] CA: I was going to say strange.
[05:28] CG: You damn mages and your damn inherent amorality.
[05:29] CA: Eh, I think the trade off is worth it.
[05:29] CA: Anyways, shall we do it the next time I visit you?
[05:29] CG: Fine.
[05:30] CA: Great.
[05:31] CG: Try not to kill too many people in the meantime.
[05:32] CA: I'll try my best.
[05:32] CA: I really must get going Blue.
[05:32] CA: Talk to you later?
[05:33] CG: Alright.
[05:33] CG: Bye.
-- cenianAuthor [CA] ceased pestering corporateGunfighter [CG] at 17:33 --
+2 to TT2000
I eat a snickers. This heals me.
MOAR MBC-Parts: Now with the other half of the parts on my hand its finally time to assemble the MBC! The MBC-Parts are replaced by the Mech-Buster Cannon!
Mech-Buster Cannon
Based of the same technology the mechs are, this cannon has been rigged to destroy mechanical monstosities. A neccesity if you're a mad scientist creating oversized doom-mechs, if one of these go rouge you SOMEHOW gotta deal with them, right?
It possesses otherworldly attack power and becomes invulnerable directly after firing (because the hot fog caused by firing, approaching it then is at best suicidal), but is extremely slow.
HP: 400.000/400.000
Lock, Load and FIRE! ||||
It seems like this enitity would've been more usefull many turns ago, geez Granger you're such a goof!
25/25 MOAR MBC-Parts (+3 from TT2000)
+2 to TT2000
I eat a snickers. This heals me.
MOAR MBC-Parts: Now with the other half of the parts on my hand its finally time to assemble the MBC! The MBC-Parts are replaced by the Mech-Buster Cannon!
Mech-Buster Cannon
Based of the same technology the mechs are, this cannon has been rigged to destroy mechanical monstosities. A neccesity if you're a mad scientist creating oversized doom-mechs, if one of these go rouge you SOMEHOW gotta deal with them, right?
It possesses otherworldly attack power and becomes invulnerable directly after firing (because the hot fog caused by firing, approaching it then is at best suicidal), but is extremely slow.
HP: 400.000/400.000
Lock, Load and FIRE! ||||
It seems like this enitity would've been more usefull many turns ago, geez Granger you're such a goof!
Inventory
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> SAVING
-6 / 10- Beyond The Grave (+2 from Modpack)
-8 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly...
oheveryonediedalready.
I roll a D6 in an attempt to instantly revive a player! (Roll a D6.)
(1: I get hit by lightning, dropping me to 1HP.)
(2-4: Nothing happens.)
(6: A random dead player is revived!)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
{AND WHAT HAPPENS ON A 5?}
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
My right arm regenerates slowly as I walk to the Pits and the Gate, silver fibers forming, weaving themselves back into an unholy image of the original flesh, then the mechanical shell...
I find myself before the Gate, the smoke left by the sacrifice of others flowing around me, and wait, giving the others golden apples as they arrive.
Also,
Apple && Eight Gold Blocks && Smash Ball 1/? {Let's find out if a healing/buff Smash Ball works.}
The Dakkanator 2/7
All charges progress!
Heh, so, Dark Azure, or the Voice of Binary?
My right arm regenerates slowly as I walk to the Pits and the Gate, silver fibers forming, weaving themselves back into an unholy image of the original flesh, then the mechanical shell...
I find myself before the Gate, the smoke left by the sacrifice of others flowing around me, and wait, giving the others golden apples as they arrive.
Also,
Apple && Eight Gold Blocks && Smash Ball 1/? {Let's find out if a healing/buff Smash Ball works.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I drink a extended potion of regeneration!
+2 to TT2000
I drink a extended potion of regeneration!
Inventory
The "Voice of Binary"? Let's not forget who had it first.
/null
Oh no
((Aaand it vanished. WHYYYYYY))
>>I am under the impression that this is a safe color, but considering that the "V01ce 0f B1nary" color made an appearance...Duplicate posts will be in order. Also: Do you actually think that's the IDMG HQ over there? Eh, I'll let you believe that.
>>Either way, I consider the news of that alchemy...Too powerful to be made by normal means? How about abnormal means? And what constitutes those?
I also consider one final clothing alchemy (for the moment)
Emancipation Grid ~~~ Loom
>>I toss all of the players who have not yet jumped in or are not going to jump in Charms of Life III and Charms of Keeping III.
I send myself a copy of the Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries...
Seventy Maxims && Alchemiter 1/??
Seventy Maxims ~~~ Loom
>>We acquire more Charms of Life and Keeping III.
>>Also, in case this message did not reach you earlier, TWIN, GET OUT OF YOUR UNIVERSE AND INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S! AS FAST AS POSSIBLE! BINARY OR SHATTERED BILL OR SOMEONE CHANGED YOUR SAFE COLOR TO BINARY PURPLE!
>>I am under the impression that this is a safe color, but considering that the "V01ce 0f B1nary" color made an appearance...Duplicate posts will be in order. Also: Do you actually think that's the IDMG HQ over there? Eh, I'll let you believe that.
>>Either way, I consider the news of that alchemy...Too powerful to be made by normal means? How about abnormal means? And what constitutes those?
I also consider one final clothing alchemy (for the moment)
Emancipation Grid ~~~ Loom
>>I toss all of the players who have not yet jumped in or are not going to jump in Charms of Life III and Charms of Keeping III.
I send myself a copy of the Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries...
Seventy Maxims && Alchemiter 1/??
Seventy Maxims ~~~ Loom
>>We acquire more Charms of Life and Keeping III.
>>Also, in case this message did not reach you earlier, TWIN, GET OUT OF YOUR UNIVERSE AND INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S! AS FAST AS POSSIBLE! BINARY OR SHATTERED BILL OR SOMEONE CHANGED YOUR SAFE COLOR TO BINARY PURPLE!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
You fail to shove an inactive player into a lava pit because they technically aren't a part of this game at all anymore!
You stand next to the first lava pit... Suddenly, a pressure plate clicks into place. You are pushed over the pit and locked in a glass container directly above it.
OLIVE OCTET: A set of eight olive D8s. Otherwise, they function identically to the Fluorite Octet.
You stand next to the second lava pit... Suddenly, a pressure plate clicks into place. You are pushed over the pit and locked in a glass container directly above it.
You stand next to the third lava pit... Suddenly, a pressure plate clicks into place. You are pushed over the pit and locked in a glass container directly above it.
All three of the shots hit the wall!
You don't stand next to the fourth lava pit.
I haven't been responding to PMs as of late. I'll get to it.
You stand next to the fourth lava pit... Suddenly, a pressure plate clicks into place. You are pushed over the pit and locked in a glass container directly above it.
The Godmodder decides to not follow your lead and is content with standing away from the lava pits.
SWORDSPLOSION!!!: A gun that's colored in the palette of the American flag. Instead of firing ordinary ammunition, it fires swords that explode on impact. They then split into smaller swords that also explode.
NUKEM: A gold-and-black rocket launcher whose shots arc through the sky and explode into giant mushrooms on impact.
SWORDSPLOSION!!! && Nukem && Unkempt Harold = Torgue Standard (Level 13: 1/14)
Antiaqua || Excalibleep = The Chiller (Level 10: 1/11)
The Goldenrod && TF2 Australian Lifeforce = Golden Globe (Level 10: 1/11)
You stand next to the last lava pit... Suddenly, a pressure plate clicks into place. You are pushed over the pit and locked in a glass container directly above it. Now all five sacrificial players are in place...
EYE'S PYRAMIDION: A black crystal ball that glows with a teal light. Using it, one can peer into any place and observe any person, and even see into the confines of the mind.
Unfortunately, he does not. It has been many years since he sold his soul to robotics, and has forgotten things.
I'm pretty sure not EVERYTHING has a captcha code, such as Sburb discs and pumpkins. For those objects, you'd need the help of more powerful objects to alchemize them. It's reasonable to assume that Spoils of War function like that. (Though since the Emerald Nova exists outside of DTG, it probably WOULD have one? I don't know.)
The Glitch? No, it didn't intercept the... safe text... uh. Why am I typing in purple? WHY ARE YOU ALL TYPING IN PURPLE?! The Glitch isn't supposed to mess with safetexts! It can't! Unless it was... Oh. Them.
Ugh. Looks like the Arrival's messing with me, even up here in orbit. I'm going to have to do something about this before long. Anyways...
Abiit ~~~ Loom = Actually, I'd like a list of what elements your different weapons represent. It will help.
+2 HP! You get a turn of Regeneration!
Contained Antimatter Canister && Miniature Tokamak = Mini Antimak (Level 8: 1/9)
Contained Antimatter Canister && iTokamak = iAntimak (Level 9: 1/10)
Small Empty Warhead && Computer && Contained Antimatter Canister && Fuel Tank && Small Rocket Engine && Magstone Wires && Small Rocket Fins = Something that is way too long to be an actual alchemy. Try alchemizing some of this stuff first, and then the other parts later!
The anti-glitch ray glitches out into a brick!
Does nothing!
Does nothing!
The slap merely ticks the Godmodder off, so he slaps you back!
+3 HP to Talist!
TYPHEUS' MIGHT: A metal green gauntlet with a blue Breath insignia on it. It can change into a cannon that shoots pure blasts of air, and can control the winds themselves.
CETUS' CRUSHER: A metal orchid leg with a gold Light insignia on it. It can change into a rocket leg that uses pure light to propel its wearer.
Wither cured!
You grill the marshmallows. But what does that accomplish?
Fire Charge || Purple Dye = Purple Fire Charge (Level 1: 1/2)
You fully heal Leonstar0!
The Mecha is very impressed about your skills in robotics, and wonders if there is anything he can teach you at all... He asks you if you know how to imbue a perfect soul into a robot. He was able to start the task, as evidenced by him standing before you. Yet some parts of him are missing... Perhaps you could perfect the science?
The Godmodder refuses! There would be kernelsprites EVERYWHERE! Players would go WILD with it! He doesn't want to think about that scenario.
THE UNPERSONER: A set of black wands that exude a corrupted and digital energy. They have the power to completely reverse hope fields and raise the fakeness stat of objects, completely removing them from existence. Although this would require a lot of power and know-how, one could, with this, completely erase a person from reality.
+2 HP to Nimbeguy!
The Corotite Mecha is fine. He is content with being in a robot chassis.
Mech-Buster Cannon added!
The D6 fails instantly! It seems that the players who sacrifice themselves in this challenge cannot be instantly revived...
You gain Regen!
Emancipation Grid ~~~ Loom = Emancipated Aperture Testing Garb
70 Maxims Book && Alchemiter = Printing Press (Level 100: 1/101)
70 Maxims Book ~~~ Loom = GRY Soldier Outfit
EMANCIPATED APERTURE TESTING GARB: It's nothing. Looks like this outfit was vaporized.
GRY SOLDIER OUTFIT: The clothing worn by the Soldier of TF2, colored grey. Probably has something to do with mercenaries.
What are those charms? I don't have a clue.
The Server Integrity is dropping like crazy, and so is the Environment Integrity! The Battlefield has been reduced to a massive of incorrigible blocks and pixels. Floating trees and dead voxels run rampant. If these challenges don't progress soon, there won't be a server left to save...
Tazz, Crusher, Cobalt, Maniac, and Modpack all wait in their glass chambers! Suddenly, without warning, they open and the players drop into the lava below... Slowly, excruciatingly, and painfully, one by one, they all die. Thankfully, the Godmodder enabled keepInventory. The Suicide Door's gears turn, and it opens. Then it dissolves, as do the lava pits, and you gain 2 more Cube Bits! Finally, the last challenge opens up...
It's a massive replica of the pyramid that the Black Monolith was stationed on back in Monolithium! Sure enough, looking at the very top, you can see the Black Monolith itself, glitchy auras swirling around it! Even larger is its Infinity Seal, which is glowing with an odd aura... Thankfully, this time around, you all are unlazy enough to walk all the way up the pyramid.
Looking at the Monolith, you wonder what to do... Since you can't interact with it directly thanks to the Infinity Seal, perhaps you should try examining the Seal! Or, better yet, attacking it!
Oblivion is corrupted massively and blinks out of existence! The Godmodder, analyzing the console, determines that he'll back in a turn or two... The Shard of Engie glitches out and attempts to hit the Godmodder, who easily blocks his attacks! The Mech Buster Cannon prematurely fires, bringing about an avalanche that crushes The Queen, dealing 20 damage! The Queen becomes anti-player and deals 10 damage to K4yne!
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Attack the Infinity Seal!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [:^)]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 50%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 40%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 35%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 60%
CODE INTEGRITY: 73%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 74%
PLAYABILITY: 78%
SERVER CHIPS: 5/8
~
Challenge Six: THE TEMPLE.
Black Monolith: [???] Infinity Seal: Glowing oddly.
Cube Bits: [???] 6/8 Collected.
~
insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 20/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 20/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 20/20. Regen: II
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 20/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 18/20. Regen: II
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 0/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 20/20. Regen: II
TT2000: [???] HP: 18/20.
zerithos: [???] HP: 20/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 16/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 16/20.
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 20/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 20/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 20/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 0/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 0/20.
OverlordXCano: [???] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 12/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 8/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 20/20. Regen: II
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 16/20. Regen: I
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 0/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 14/20. Regen: II
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 0/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 18/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 20/20.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Shard of Engie: [???] HP: 18/20. Stability: 100%. Consume: III
Mech Buster Cannon: [???] HP: 200,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIII
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
The Queen: [???] HP: 195/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III DISABLED (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII DISABLED (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
24 Hog Slop
28 Elf Tears
21 Pie Filling
27 Weasel Snot
And okay, here's the ones from last round plus this round's.
Abiit (void) ~~~ Loom
Exedo (chaos) ~~~ Loom
Lex Ordinis (order) ~~~ Loom
7/11 for Potestias Eius
6/9 for Nyx's Rod
5/11 for Disparem
Hank runs up to the top.
Hmm...
Hank takes cover, then fires a single shot at it. Providing nothing screwy happens, he takes out another gatling rocket cannon and unloads it into the infinity seal.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
@Engie: A boosted 7 damage to the Shard and it becomes SHA type. Sword broken.
@fseftr: Ak... gh...ge-...hah... Unfortunately, people being choked to death can't carry on conversations very well.
The Void Portal deals a boosted 6 FIR damage using one of its stored attacks and turns it into a COL type. The Xmas tree fires pinecones for a boosted 3 damage and turns it into a FIR type. The DracoHawk swoops down and does an orbital drop kick, knocking the Shard off Laiko. It lies on the ground, dazed and defeated. No... I'm not a psychopath... I am... justice! I am righteousness! You're all insane! Killing off the only hope of justice Laiko has eve- Shut... hah... up. It is done. hah... I've learned from my mistake. His eyes are shining brightly... and... he has his ninth tail. Guilt is pointless when it ties you down. I'm free now! Free from myself! I will end this now! He snarls and a brilliant sphere of crackling golden lightning forms above each of tails. IT! He starts running towards the Shard. IS! He turns his body to be perpendicular to his motion and jumps, flying sideways and aiming his tails at the Shard. OVER! He spins in the air with his tails lined up with the Shard. Time seems to slow, and it actually does due to Wilson's focus. The first tail connects and the orb of light explodes into a blinding flash with cracks of thunder bolts being heard coming from all sides. The light fades just in time to see the next next tail connect. After seven more thunder tails crashing in brilliant light, the final tail connects and another flash of light floods the room. This one, however, doesn't fade and you can feel your hold on this world loosening. The last thing you hear is Laiko's voice. Thank you... You wake up back wherever you were asleep in Wilson's lab. However, he is still sleeping, but peacefully.
Now, all this side quest stuff was leading up to these next few paragraphs...
=-=-=Epilog=-=-=
Somewhat confused as to why he is still here despite his nine tails, Wilson is walking down the same forest path he started on. He walks down all the way to the clearing the dream started in. There are two figures waiting for him, Yako and Zenko. Hello there. We knew you'd win in the end. But don't mind us, theres someone waiting for you. Waiting for me? Who?Why? They make no response, so Wilson walks between them into the clearing. It is the same as he remembers, just the lake surrounded by trees. No one was waiting for him. After looking around, a small blue light rises from the middle of the pond. Uh... hello? He hears a voice coming from nowhere in particular. Greetings, my son. Son? But, my family is gone. So who are you? Always so literal. Thats part of your charm. I am Inari, your protector goddess. What? I've never prayed in my life. That doesn't matter. You are my chosen champion. Your intelligence is mostly from my blessing. I've been watching over you and protecting you with my grace. When you escaped the blaze of your old home, my grace. You survived the burning of Yggrasil, my grace. Then... when a potion was thrown into my head, your grace. So, yes. This entire ordeal was a test for you. And you've passed. A test for what?... You already said I'm your champion. Even though I have no choice in that matter. So what else would you want from me? Well, that isn't actually right. I've given you my blessing, but it is your choice to fully accept it and become my champion. Okay... well, what exactly are you goddess of? I am goddess of rice, life, and foxes. Do you remember when I saved one of your potions? Anyway, being my champion doesn't actually mean you have to do as I say. It just means that you are my paragon. I can give you more abilities if you do. Do you accept? Hm... no weird long contract to sign in my own blood? ... ... ... Alright, fine. I'll accept your offer, assuming what you've said is true. Great! Please accept these gifts as symbols of your new position. A small, pure white stone suddenly appears in front of Wilson. That is what is known as a Hosi-no-Tama. You can change the size and appearance to whatever you'd like, but keep it with you. It strengthens your bond with me. Ah, umm... thank you. May I leave now? Wait, I should tell you something. My... rival god, Mikoto, has also chosen a champion fox. She is far away from here right now and hasn't yet accepted the agreement. But she will probably become the champion of the night and death, so be wary. All I know about her is that her name is Willow. Finally, please accept this as well. May it protect you. A necklace also appears in front of Wilson. It is made with a golden chain and the center stone is a fox statue carved from black opal. Wilson takes it and starts to feel himself waking. Wait! I- I can't take this... But it is too late. The area is already fading into blank white. I... I didn't earn this... and... Willow huh? Have I heard that name before? And finally, after a month's rest, Laiko, wakes up. Both from his sleep and his guilt.
Wilson shakes himself and stands up, back in the familiar room, surrounded by the group. You all wait for him to say something deep and insightful to end this side quest... Bark! Oh... right. He is different though. He only has one tail again, however his fur is now the brilliant golden white of a Kitsune, son of Inari. Laiko moves toward Nimbleguy and offers the necklace to him. Well, it is a necklace for Laiko, but a bracelet for anyone else. And yes, I got this spoil approved by Twin.
Spoil of War - Kitsune Charm
Cooldown: 2 turns after the effect wears off
On use, it infuses a potion into one of the holder's weapons, expending the potion. However, every hit with the weapon will apply that potion's effect to the target(s) of the attack, lasts 3 turns.
Also lets you understand Wilson's speech without telepathy.
Sadly, thats all the time I have for now. I'm not quite done yet. I still have to post the final, actual scoreboard, do some explanations, and give out extra rewards. So... What did everyone think?
Also, what does IMC actually mean?
All the side quest stuff... gone... *sob* It really is over...
Wrapping Paper + 1 (total = 4), +1 potion (total = +8), big XMAS tree done, gifts all done. Finally, I try a secret knock to open the Infinity Seal
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Heat Clocksucker 2/9
Frost Frogsucker 2/9
Unpersoner >Fine 1/10
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
That was fun...
((Say...Those orbs...Can we make more IMC? Twin?))
Information Request:
Charms of Life and Keeping
They're from Twilight Forest and can bring back dead people/keep inventory on death. I don't really know if charms of Keeping are necessary at all, but Charms of Life are certainly nice. They come in three levels (I, II, III) with effectiveness increasing as level does.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
You didn't use the correct purple.
Also, TF2 outfit? Darn. I was expecting something else. Specifically something powered by annie plants. Oh well.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!