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I determine whether or not I can obtain bits of the Infinity Seal to use in research.


Then, I toss the Eye's Pyramidion on the floor momentarily, and proceed to use my Mind powers on a random being who is not me, to prove that I do not need the Eye. I, however, pick it up once more. These strategies I continue to obtain are quite... enlightening. /s

I recall what reading the Manuscripts of Pnakotus taught me. Abruptly, I flash-step up to the top of the temple wherein the Infinity Seal lies, and pull out a jar of Nightmare Fuel, freshly crafted from the Dark Petals from whence it came. I empty the jar on the floor before me, and proceed to whip out the Hazel Wand. I, in a singularly fluid motion, levitate the splattered Fuel into the air with a swish of my wand, and cast a linking spell. The splatter immediately begins to give off vaporous streams of Nightmare Fuel, until the splatter ignites with an... eldritch light. When it clears, there is a portal to the Furthest Ring within the liquid. Abruptly, suctioned tentacles leap out of the gateway, wrapping around the Infinity Seal (if it can indeed be wrapped around. If not, the tentacles merely surround it). All in a split second, several things occur. The tentacles greedily attempt to consume the energy of the Seal, being powerful enough to do so, as they are void creatures themselves. I flick the Hazel Wand downward, and everyone within seventy-four kilometers temporarily goes blind, and deaf. When sight and hearing return to the afflicted some nine seconds later, there is an absolutely gigantic scorch mark coating the temple, the surrounding eighty blocks, and possibly the Seal. Rubble lies strewn about, coated in Flux Goo. I stand in a small circular area devoid of scorching, largely unaffected. It appears as if nobody will ever know what just occurred there whilst everyone was blind and deaf, besides me.

Twin, would it be possible for you to determine whether or not the IDMG are real, and not merely facets of Netpatham's imagination, so that I may be able to determine whether or not to send a large invasion fleet to their headquarters?

12/40, +2 Granger

I get in a truck, and put tons of gasoline in it. Then I attach uber-class rocket boosters to the back. I then proceed to drive straight for the infinity seal at 1,000,000 MPH. I break the sound barrier quite quickly, and I build a device that redirects the sonic boom to hit the infinity seal as well.

Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4

Battlefield: I ask nicely for the infinity seal to dissappear.
Orbital Weapons:
Nomblequest:

-Wilson's Lab-

Red appears in front of Wilson, wand in hand. He mutters something, and taps Wilson with the wand.

We should be able to understand you now.
It's supposed to work for everyone, but it'll at least work on everyone from my universe.
From which I guess you'll only be talking to me and Blue.
Speaking of Blue, would you like to visit her now?

-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-

Not really... I usually just buy the things I want.
I'd actually prefer you not get me something, because then I'd have to get you something in return.
And what can you even get a universe eater? Besides universes.

13/40, +2 Granger

I send a giant GREEN BEAN at the Infinity seal!

I show the Corotite Mecha to a large, square room in my abode, asking him to teach me everything he knows on the matter of robotics, regardless of whether I know it or not. I can engineer a fully-functioning robot, as I stated, but not efficiently, nor effectively. After this extensive session, I point to a far corner of the room. It contains a large chest filled with various arcane chalks, tomes, and jars. This shall be where I attempt to aid him in fully restoring his soul.


I pull out a large vial of Bottled Void Visink. Striding over to the Infinity Seal, I pour it all out. However, it does not strike the floor. No, it merely levitates in the air, a violet aura surrounding it. This stream of Visink separates into seven tendrils of ink, all coming from the same point. They flow towards the Seal at alarming speeds, in a manner akin to the Red Miles. As they flow nearer to the Infinity Seal, they draw power from both the Inky Abyss, and the very Monolith the Seal is attempting to protect. The supercharged ink tendrils stop abruptly, before piercing the Seal, unloading every bit of energy within the fluid tendrils into a destructive blaze.

In Grayhold, I continue to ponder over the matter of the race of Gutza, still peering into the ink pool, pulsating with gray static, the pale light acting as the only source of illumination in the room. Then, I walk away from the pool. I place my fingers on my temples, and close my eyes, concentrating. Under normal circumstances, I would not have to go this far. Alas, there are no wizards/mages that are both as powerful as me, and willing to work with me. Primarily the first, but most importantly the second. Most people willing to work with me are usually scared off by either my lust for knowledge, or the means I take to briefly satisfy it.

On the Preston Cole, the fusion of metal/plasmic noises have ceased. Now, it is merely the sound of some material scraping across the floor. I remain utterly unaware of the animatronic woes.

Mini Antimak: 4/9

iAntimak:4/10

==Actions==

Gutza: I fill the Monolith with stars.

Bender: I tap-dance on the Infinity Seal. With unobtainium shoes. On fire.

I smash Typheus' Might into the Infinity Seal.
Heat Clocksucker 4/9
Frost Frogsucker 4/9
Unpersoner > Fine 3/10

*>>RE: Invasion Force: *Sigh* Just another Tuesday, Erelye, just another Tuesday. Or Wednesday.

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=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Final Scoreboard (This is based on total damage/healing. Although I've also factored in other things such as tanking, IRM participation, gimmick solving, ect. Although with those, that was fairly loose.):
Fseftr: 6 entities, 368 score = 61.33 score per entity
Insert_Generic_Username: 3 entities, 183 score = 61 score per entity
NimbleGuy: 5 entities, 1 grand 1 masterwork, 470 score = 94 score per entity
Engie_Ninja: 5 entities, 2 grand, 2 masterwork, 382 score = 76.4 score per entity (This is after factoring in the entity left alive)
Netpatham: 3 entities, 1 masterwork, 173 score = 57.67 score per entity

And now the actual, final part of my side quest, the unveiling. (Where I'll explain everything about the side quest you might not have gotten) For your convenience, it is is roughly chronological order.
* The reason the building is in a forest even though Wilson remembers it being in a desert is that in dreams, forests can often represent the subconscious.
* If you had chosen to enter the balcony instead, you would have fought Raging Winds, a battle where taunt entities would be necessary.
* There was a planned fight in the library against animated tomes that would have used something similar to the Fox Doll, but I cut that out.
* In the back story, Wilson got food poisoning from his potion because it had chocolate in it, something that is toxic to many animals.
* The massive tree stump in the first IRM event was somewhat based on the home of a Catcoon in Don't Starve.
* Many of the Shard of Guilt's speech lines were inspired by watching CinnomanToastKen play a little game a while ago. I forgot the name of it, but it involves the main character fighting their guilt about how their mother died in childbirth. Their guilt says lines like "You little murderer..."
* The name "Laiko" is a reference to the first creature to go to space, Laika.
* Yako, Zenko, and Mori are names for types of Kitsunes, but more about that later when I explain what that actually is.
* Light type wasn't ever explained, but it was strong to FIR, MAG, and SHA. It was weak to COL, NAT, and MET, and finally it was neutral to ENE.
* The Shard changed type according to a pattern. Whenever it took neutral or boosted damage, I would go down to the chart and find that intersection for that combination of attacker and defender. Then, I would move right until I hit an O. Go strait up, and theres the new type.
* The Doll worked like this: At the start of each turn, I would pick a type at random (except Light type) and it would start to charge up that type. At the end of that turn, due to the mental link between the Doll and Wilson, Wilson would remember some memory meant to point you towards which type the doll was charging. If you interrupted it by attacking with that type, you would overload it and switch the effect to your side. Fseftr might have done this by accident.
* Inari and Mikoto are names of Shinto gods, something that relates to the final point.
* Hoshi-No-Tama is from the Kitsune myth. It is kinda like the Japanese version of a Philosopher's Stone. Each kitsune has a personal one.
* Willow is the name of another character from Don't Starve, so you can make some assumptions about her personality right now. She is my plan for extension into DTG3, so stay tuned I suppose.

And finally, What in Minecraftia is a Kitsune? I hadn't intended Wilson to become one when I summoned him. I came across that bit of mythology when searching for other ideas for entities. A kitsune is from Japanesse mythology. (So to all of you keeping score at home, I've used 1 Arabic myth, 1 Chinese myth, and now 1 Japanese myth) And basically, they are foxes with specific supernatural powers who typically serve the goddess Inari. Zenko are the protector ones, and Yako are the mischievous ones. Mori are just ones with powers over nature. They gain tails as they gain power and nine is the magic number. I followed many of the parts of the myth, with the exception of the whole thing of disguising themselves as human. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitsune

Dug though my other posts and found... Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: closed _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Wilson's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x3 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (3$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x1 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 <|> Potion of dreams x1

Ta da! Also, it would make sense to respond to fseftr first.
@Fseftr: I assume thats a telepathic aura thing, right? It wouldn't work if you are trying to force Wilson to speak English because he biologically cannot. Given that it works, you can hear Wilson laughing. Ah.... ha ha ha! I feel great! Ecstatic! Jubilant! ha... Um, not quite yet. Wait, how'd you do that anyway?
@Engie: Huh? What an oddly specific question. Why do you ask that? He looks down at himself, and then grins. Ha! Thats why. I'm a kitsune! He breaks into laughter again. Okay, okay... I'll tell you... He explains the epilog to you, which you've technically already heard. So... have you heard of anyone named Willow?

I can't let you go empty handed. You're free to take any potions that you think you need. Just, don't take all of them. Sharing is caring and all that. And don't take the last one so I can make more. He turns to Red. Alright. I'm ready. Oh! No I'm not! He grabs the white orb and a Nectar Cake. Now I am. I have to figure out how to change this thing's size. Where do I go? He walks outside, strait into an invisible block. Ow... whats happening?

Wrapping Paper + 1 (total = 6), +2 potions (total = +10), gifts ⅓ *3.

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Dug though my other posts and found... Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: closed _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Wilson's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x3 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (3$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x1 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 <|> Potion of dreams x1

I can't let you go empty handed. You're free to take any potions that you think you need. Just, don't take all of them. Sharing is caring and all that. And don't take the last one so I can make more. He turns to Red. Alright. I'm ready. Oh! No I'm not! He grabs the white orb and a Nectar Cake. Now I am. I have to figure out how to change this thing's size. Where do I go? He walks outside, strait into an invisible block. Ow... whats happening?

Wrapping Paper + 1 (total = 6), +2 potions (total = +10), gifts ⅓ *3.

>>I assume Diablo is not on the table here...
>>Other than that a Potion of Magic would be nice. Speaking on behalf of Netpatham here, because he's currently attempting to bash a glitched-out Infinity Seal in.
>>And in answer to your question: Evil people scratched the Hexahedron. Specifically, GLaDOS, Ikea, Project Binary (summary here) and Bill Cipher, and Shattered Bill Cipher.
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=TURN TWO=

=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> SAVING
-8 / 10- Beyond The Grave
-10 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I pour FRUIT SALAD onto the Infinity Seal.
If I'm injured, I eat the salad instead.

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Actually twin, it was stated that pumpkins have a captcha code (just one not easily readable, remember, jade tried to duplicate them) and same with the SBURB disc (Dave duplicated one through the use of the holoreader thingie.)
And okay, here's the ones from last round plus this round's.
Abiit (void) ~~~ Loom
Exedo (chaos) ~~~ Loom
Lex Ordinis (order) ~~~ Loom
7/11 for Potestias Eius
6/9 for Nyx's Rod
5/11 for Disparem

Hank runs up to the top.
Hmm...
Hank takes cover, then fires a single shot at it. Providing nothing screwy happens, he takes out another gatling rocket cannon and unloads it into the infinity seal.

Abiit ~~~ Loom = Voided Robes
Exedo ~~~ Loom = Absolute Robes
Lex Ordinis ~~~ Loom = Perfected Robes

VOIDED ROBES: A set of purple-and-teal robes that radiate with the power of void. A voidstone is imbedded in its sleeves.

ABSOLUTE ROBES: A set of purple-and-red robes that radiate with the power of chaos. An entropy ingot is imbedded in its sleeves.

PERFECTED ROBES: A set of red-and-teal robes that radiate with the power of order. A granite crystal is imbedded in its sleeves.

You fire at the Infinity Seal! Nothing seems to happen at first, but then it glows a little brighter...

1/100...

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=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: A boosted 7 damage to the Shard and it becomes SHA type. Sword broken.
@fseftr: Ak... gh...ge-...hah... Unfortunately, people being choked to death can't carry on conversations very well.

The Void Portal deals a boosted 6 FIR damage using one of its stored attacks and turns it into a COL type. The Xmas tree fires pinecones for a boosted 3 damage and turns it into a FIR type. The DracoHawk swoops down and does an orbital drop kick, knocking the Shard off Laiko. It lies on the ground, dazed and defeated. No... I'm not a psychopath... I am... justice! I am righteousness! You're all insane! Killing off the only hope of justice Laiko has eve- Shut... hah... up. It is done. hah... I've learned from my mistake. His eyes are shining brightly... and... he has his ninth tail. Guilt is pointless when it ties you down. I'm free now! Free from myself! I will end this now! He snarls and a brilliant sphere of crackling golden lightning forms above each of tails. IT! He starts running towards the Shard. IS! He turns his body to be perpendicular to his motion and jumps, flying sideways and aiming his tails at the Shard. OVER! He spins in the air with his tails lined up with the Shard. Time seems to slow, and it actually does due to Wilson's focus. The first tail connects and the orb of light explodes into a blinding flash with cracks of thunder bolts being heard coming from all sides. The light fades just in time to see the next next tail connect. After seven more thunder tails crashing in brilliant light, the final tail connects and another flash of light floods the room. This one, however, doesn't fade and you can feel your hold on this world loosening. The last thing you hear is Laiko's voice. Thank you... You wake up back wherever you were asleep in Wilson's lab. However, he is still sleeping, but peacefully.

Now, all this side quest stuff was leading up to these next few paragraphs...
=-=-=Epilog=-=-=
Somewhat confused as to why he is still here despite his nine tails, Wilson is walking down the same forest path he started on. He walks down all the way to the clearing the dream started in. There are two figures waiting for him, Yako and Zenko. Hello there. We knew you'd win in the end. But don't mind us, theres someone waiting for you. Waiting for me? Who?Why? They make no response, so Wilson walks between them into the clearing. It is the same as he remembers, just the lake surrounded by trees. No one was waiting for him. After looking around, a small blue light rises from the middle of the pond. Uh... hello? He hears a voice coming from nowhere in particular. Greetings, my son. Son? But, my family is gone. So who are you? Always so literal. Thats part of your charm. I am Inari, your protector goddess. What? I've never prayed in my life. That doesn't matter. You are my chosen champion. Your intelligence is mostly from my blessing. I've been watching over you and protecting you with my grace. When you escaped the blaze of your old home, my grace. You survived the burning of Yggrasil, my grace. Then... when a potion was thrown into my head, your grace. So, yes. This entire ordeal was a test for you. And you've passed. A test for what?... You already said I'm your champion. Even though I have no choice in that matter. So what else would you want from me? Well, that isn't actually right. I've given you my blessing, but it is your choice to fully accept it and become my champion. Okay... well, what exactly are you goddess of? I am goddess of rice, life, and foxes. Do you remember when I saved one of your potions? Anyway, being my champion doesn't actually mean you have to do as I say. It just means that you are my paragon. I can give you more abilities if you do. Do you accept? Hm... no weird long contract to sign in my own blood? ... ... ... Alright, fine. I'll accept your offer, assuming what you've said is true. Great! Please accept these gifts as symbols of your new position. A small, pure white stone suddenly appears in front of Wilson. That is what is known as a Hosi-no-Tama. You can change the size and appearance to whatever you'd like, but keep it with you. It strengthens your bond with me. Ah, umm... thank you. May I leave now? Wait, I should tell you something. My... rival god, Mikoto, has also chosen a champion fox. She is far away from here right now and hasn't yet accepted the agreement. But she will probably become the champion of the night and death, so be wary. All I know about her is that her name is Willow. Finally, please accept this as well. May it protect you. A necklace also appears in front of Wilson. It is made with a golden chain and the center stone is a fox statue carved from black opal. Wilson takes it and starts to feel himself waking. Wait! I- I can't take this... But it is too late. The area is already fading into blank white. I... I didn't earn this... and... Willow huh? Have I heard that name before? And finally, after a month's rest, Laiko, wakes up. Both from his sleep and his guilt.

Wilson shakes himself and stands up, back in the familiar room, surrounded by the group. You all wait for him to say something deep and insightful to end this side quest... Bark! Oh... right. He is different though. He only has one tail again, however his fur is now the brilliant golden white of a Kitsune, son of Inari. Laiko moves toward Nimbleguy and offers the necklace to him. Well, it is a necklace for Laiko, but a bracelet for anyone else. And yes, I got this spoil approved by Twin.
Spoil of War - Kitsune Charm
Cooldown: 2 turns after the effect wears off
On use, it infuses a potion into one of the holder's weapons, expending the potion. However, every hit with the weapon will apply that potion's effect to the target(s) of the attack, lasts 3 turns.
Also lets you understand Wilson's speech without telepathy.

Sadly, thats all the time I have for now. I'm not quite done yet. I still have to post the final, actual scoreboard, do some explanations, and give out extra rewards. So... What did everyone think?

Also, what does IMC actually mean?

All the side quest stuff... gone... *sob* It really is over...

Wrapping Paper + 1 (total = 4), +1 potion (total = +8), big XMAS tree done, gifts all done. Finally, I try a secret knock to open the Infinity Seal

The Infinity Seal glows a little brighter...

2/100...

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Well. Time to see what the consequences of our actions are. I suppose that there would probably be another freaking fakeout but go right on ahead. Hm. The Monolith again. I just kind of try to Unperson the Infinity Seal, then shove a bunch of octets in its face.
Heat Clocksucker 2/9
Frost Frogsucker 2/9
Unpersoner >Fine 1/10

The octets bounce off of the Infinity Seal, but the Unpersoner causes the Seal to glow a little brighter...

3/100...

Unpersoner > Fine = Octoroon Rangoon (Level 10: 1/11)

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=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> SAVING
-7 / 10- Beyond The Grave
-9 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I decide to fire the CHAIRHEIR'S STANDARD at the INFINITY SEAL.
The bullets are promplty controlled by Twitch Hivemind, and they begin to circle around the Monolith in sporadic patterns!
And then somebody presses B, making them go faster!
And faster!
And faster!
Suddenly, the bullets are going near the speed of sound!
The Hivemind then manages to make the bullets crash into the Infinity Seal.
Given that this is the hivemind, some of the bullets flew off into the distance and hurt something, but hey.

The Infinity Seal glows a little brighter...

4/100...

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>>WHO REDACTED MY POST. BINARY/BILL.
>>I cast Detect Magic on/look in the Thaumonommicon for/consult the GameFAQs guide about the Infinity Seal's glowy state.
>>I add negative infinity to the Infinity Seal.
I hire Tagon's Toughs to come and blow up the Infinity Seal, and request the Fleetmind's assistance, which comes in the form of a Tausegennian battleship. As in, the giant huge one. There are absolutely no scorch marks left when they're done firing. And they need to reload.
>>I upload a copy to the Fleetmind. ((Not an action))

I find it very doubtful that the Guide would have anything about this Infinity Seal, thanks to its status as a glitchy replica!

The negative infinity causes the Seal to glow a little brighter... The other attacks fail!

5/100...

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Vita Australi (life) ~~~ Loom
8/11 for Potestias Eius
7/9 for Nyx's Rod
6/11 for Disparem

Hank decides to hang back while the others assail the infinity seal.
He stands back, and pulls out a massive ion cannon.
A robotic voice begins:
Firing Michael Bay Cannon in 3...
((Before you ask what a Michael Bay Cannon is: it fires explosions. Not explosives. Explosions.))

On the Preston Cole:
((serpent, I'm still waiting for Astria's response))

One of the engineers goes to plug in the coding transfer...
And grabs the wrong code drive.
Instead of grabbing the newly coded stuff for the Christmas animatronics, he loads in the coding for the military drones.
They flip them on...
TARGET ACQUIRED.
You forgot to check the labels didn't you.
"Sorry!"

Vita Australi ~~~ Loom = Doctor's Robes

DOCTOR'S ROBES: A set of red-and-white robes that radiate with the power of life. A garnet crystal is imbedded in its sleeves.

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>>I launch many potato jetpacks at the Infinity Seal...Oh wait, those were missiles. 'Oops!'

I seem to be on a clothing alchemy roll here...

Concentrated Magic in a Jar ~~~ Loom

Party in a Bottle ~~~ Loom

SCP-914 ~~~ Loom

>>Oh, come off it.

>>I launch several thousand missiles at the Infinity Seal...Oh wait, those were potato jetpacks.

>>I multiply the Infinity Seal by 0.

The missiles cause the Infinity Seal to glow a little brighter!

6/100...

Concentrated Magic in a Jar ~~~ Loom = Top Hat
Party in a Bottle ~~~ Party Hat
SCP-914 ~~~ Loom = Ornate Watch

TOP HAT: A black top hat worn by magicians during their magic acts.

PARTY HAT: A red party hat. You feel like celebrating something when wearing it.

ORNATE WATCH: A bronze watch whose clockwork is visible. Thousands of tiny gears spin around it, and it tells time accurately.

The potato jetpacks do nothing!

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Riddletwister 9/9!

I examine the Riddletwister. Then, I answer the Corotite Mecha.

I think I can perform a soulbinding of such magnitude, but I can't be certain. Do you know any particularly odd methods of binding souls to objects?

@HEX: Do I think that is the HQ? No, not how you are indicating it. The other place, as in the nonexistent universe, is certainly not what I mean. I mean the collection of objects and possibly computer bits that make you up. Do not underestimate the Inky Abyss, nor try to escape my vision.

I look at the Infinity Seal. It has been quite a while since I have seen it. Anyhow, I pull out the Hazel Wand, and proceed to fire a variety of curses and spells into it, instantly causing it to collapse. Perhaps. Afterwards, I pull out a vial of Visink. Several seconds later, I pour it in a circular shape around the Seal. I begin mutter an incantation, and the fluid levitates into the air, before separating into three distinct rings, flowing around the Seal. The rings flow faster and faster, until, suddenly, they glow, becoming silhouettes into space, akin to how a First Guardian might. The ink circles around the Seal, before colliding, fusing the energies of creation into a singular destructive explosion of recondite power.

I use the Eye's Pyramidion on a random willing player to attempt to read their thoughts without harming them. I also play a magnificent song on the Organ Grinder, hopefully merely reverberating across Grayhold.

RIDDLETWISTER: An orchid pen. Light flows freely from its tip. It will automatically write anything the user thinks of, and can also write riddles as said by Cetus. It can then project these riddles into foes' minds and pulse electrochemical signals throughout them, heavily disorienting them.

His method of soul transfer was using vast amounts of mind essence to capture his thoughts and memories into soul jars. Then, using a great amount of thaumic energy and some pure void essence, he was able to give his memories actual life. All that was left for him to do was step into the machine and willingly die, say, through electric shock. The void would absorb his soul and infuse it with his memories, allowing him to control the machine.

Of course, there's a lot of room for error, and the thought of dying was overpowering, explaining why not all of his memories fully transferred...

The Infinity Seal glows a little brighter!

7/100...

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+2 to TT2000

I err... idle? There doesnt seem to be anything to do except attacking the infinity seal which got no hps... Hmm okay, i deploy a volatile healing bomb, it either heals or damages random players!

Inventory

3 damage to Talist! +3 HP to K4yne!

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{GLITCH KEEPS MESSING UP MY MIND... THAT'S A PROBLEM WITH BEING AN ENTITY. YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP SOME SPECIAL PLAYER IMMUNITY.}

Ew. Orchid text. I'll keep it brief.

Overworld: use Consume on the infinity seal. Because eating it might do something. Or save Consume for later if someone else cracks it first.

Seriously. Ew. That was brain cancer. The sooner we change over to a safe colour that isn't Orchid, the better. No offense, Serpent, but knowing that the budget robot and the geometry lesson use that colour puts me right off.

Wilson's Lab: "You look like you got nominated for something special. Like... becoming a champion, of a god, of some sort. There was a guy I used to know about that ended up become Sheogorath's champion. Funny how that turned out - Sheogorath reverted to being Jyggalag and tried to wreck everything, then the guy got promoted to be the replacement Sheogorath. Madness is weird like that. But that's beside the point. Who made you their champion and was there anything involving a rivalry? Those tend to be common enough." (That was fun.)

Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: "If you think about it for long enough, almost every festival this time of year tends to be some variant of main world Christmas, modified to fit the setting. Anyhow. Since it's nearly Christmas, or Humanity Day, or Winter Whatevermas, there anything you hoping to get this time around?"

The Mainframe: The light stuff has been sorted out already. Now to get the heavier stuff, like the tree. Speaking of which, it's about 9 times taller than MAG Agent Torture, who still doesn't have much trouble with it thanks to the help of 2 maintenance drones. Just put that in the corner over there. Yes, I know the room is massive. I did that on purpose. Absurdly large rooms are great for demoralizing invaders, if you can afford to put them in. No, don't drop it! It cost quite a price to uproot the thing and clear the hippies out of it in the first place, so I'd rather not go through that again if possible. There we go. That looks perfect.

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Mini Antimak: 2/9

iAntimak: 2/10

==Actions==

Gutza: Okay, I alchemize Carbon Plate & Contained Antimatter Cannister & Small Empty Warhead = Small Carbon-Antimatter Warhead. I then file a cease-and-desist at the Monolith for copyright enfringement of 2001: A Space Odyssey and change my chum handle to unknownTechie [UT].

Bender: I tell the Black Monolith to go bite my shiny metal ***.

Carbon Plate && Contained Antimatter Canister && Small Empty Warhead = Small Carbon Antimatter Warhead (Level 5: 1/6)

The Black Monolith is actually from FEZ. Go file a cease-and-desist to Polytron.

The handle's fine. What's your color?

Does nothing!

Quote from Netpatham»

>>The alt army swarms the seal, complete with assorted high-end weapons and armor. Like DEADLY LASERS, the Royal Guardian Sword, Ars Magicka spells in augmented casting mode, Thaumcraft gear, missile launchers, etc.

I shoot the Seal with hard-light projectiles.

Oculus ~~~ Loom

Hard Light ~~~ Loom

Loom ~~~ Loom

((All right, I'll stop now.))

>>I apply telekinetic pressure to the Seal.

The Infinity Seal glows a little brighter!

8/100...

Does nothing!

Oculus Rift ~~~ Loom = Oculus Rift
Hard Light ~~~ Loom = Hard-Light Avatar
Loom ~~~ Loom = [REDACTED]

Wow. The OCULUS RIFT was made because it's technically clothing, the Hard-Light Avatar is unalchemizable as I've stated, and I don't even KNOW what [REDACTED] is. All three technically failed.

Does nothing!

Quote from pionoplayer»

Aquilonem Mors (death) ~~~ Loom
9/11 for Potestias Eius
8/9 for Nyx's Rod
7/11 for Disparem

Hank continues charging his massive laser cannon.

Aquilonem Mors ~~~ Loom = Mortician's Robes

MORTICIAN'S ROBES: A set of red-and-black robes that radiate with the power of death. An arsenic crystal is imbedded in its sleeves.

Quote from ninjatwist321»

Quote from The_Serpent»

I take out the Molten Processor and use it on the Infinity Seal. Caledbec: 6/10.

I fire off a mini Green Sun at the Queen. I give the Godmodder a brick, hoping it reverse-glitches.

The MOLTEN PROCESSOR causes the Infinity Seal to glow a little brighter...

9/100...

5 damage to the Queen! The brick glitches into some clay!

Quote from NinjaV2403»

P̷̕͡o̷̶̢͝ś̴t̢̕͟ II̵҉̢͘Į̡̛̀

In the name of the plot I will justifyingly edit you!

I fire the Narrative Assaulter at the Infinity Seal.

Purple Fire Charge Complete!

Sweet Spades 2/8

S'more Sticks 2/8

Troper's 0ctet ~~~ Loom

The Infinity Seal glows a little brighter... It gets a little hotter as well...

10/100...

Troper's Octet ~~~ Loom = Jaded Shirt

JADED SHIRT: A jade green shirt. Whenever you wear this, you feel compelled to distill a work into its most basic tropes.

PURPLE FIRE CHARGE: Yup.

Quote from TT2000»

9/40, +2 Granger

The godmodder enabled keepinventory? That could be a problem, for, you know, when we kill him.

I take Forge's Light and use MILES SAGGITAS on the infinity seal! It probably won't work(special attacks always seem to fail these days...), but it's worth a shot!

He just enabled keepInventory for the challenge. He's technically on your side right now, even though there technically ARE no sides.

> TT2000: COMBAT OPERANDI => MILES SAGGITAS

You expend 6 Hog Slop and an Elf Tear!

The Infinity Seal glows brighter and gets hotter...

11/100...

Quote from Flare_Flames»

I lay my hand on the Infinity Seal, then attempt to use my Metagame™ power on it.

4/? Churges

I alchemiterize the Binding of Scythes and the Golden Apple.

1/?

(Yeah, I'll use the Fez in my next post probs.)

The Infinity Seal glows brighter and gets hotter...

12/100...

Binding of Scythes && Golden Apple = The Strange Fruit (Level 5: 1/6)

(No, it's not actually food. It's just the name of the scythe.)

Quote from NinjaV2403»

P̢͘͢͝ò̵ş̶̡͜͝t̶̡̧́҉ III҉̵̷̕͟

I lick the Infinity Seal.

I then drink a Potion of Instant Health.

Sweet Spades 3/8

S'more Sticks 3/8

Narrative Assaulter N Scratcher

The Infinity Seal glows brighter and gets hotter...

13/100...

+2 HP!

Quote from gutza1»

Mini Antimak: 3/9

iAntimak: 3/10

Small Carbon-Plated Antimatter Warhead: 2/??

==Actions==

Gutza: I use the plot detector on my armor to try to detect the weakness of the Infinity Seal. Then, I read section 6 of the guide.

Bender: I do nothing.

What I told you earlier was a good bet: just attack it!

No time to write the guide. Sorry.

Quote from insert_generic_username»

1 attempt t0 steal Flare's Fez and use 1t 0n the 1nf1n1ty Seal. 1 then shake Le0nstar down for his M0n0l1th1um and stab 1t 1nt0 the Seal. 1 als0 dec1de t0 sh0ve a S0RD 1nt0 the Seal.

Heat Clocksucker 3/9
Frost Frogsucker 3/9
Unpersoner > Fine 2/10

The Fez stays put on Flare Flames' head! It seems there's an enchantment on it... It can only be removed by him, and of his own free will!

Monolithium is purely decorative!

The SORD...... causes the Infinity Seal to glow brighter and get hotter...

14/100...

Quote from XDGrangerDX»

+2 to TT2000

Plot Armor > coarse

I chew on a OPple for its healing effects. I also go back into the past and shake the inventor of the OPple for using such an hard and usually unedible material. Chocolate would've been so much nicer to chew on, and probably taste better too...

Inventory

Plot Armor > Coarse = Iron Armor, Applied Phlebotinum

You got some INGREDIENTS.

+3 HP!

Quote from TheLordErelye»

I determine whether or not I can obtain bits of the Infinity Seal to use in research.

Then, I toss the Eye's Pyramidion on the floor momentarily, and proceed to use my Mind powers on a random being who is not me, to prove that I do not need the Eye. I, however, pick it up once more. These strategies I continue to obtain are quite... enlightening. /s

I recall what reading the Manuscripts of Pnakotus taught me. Abruptly, I flash-step up to the top of the temple wherein the Infinity Seal lies, and pull out a jar of Nightmare Fuel, freshly crafted from the Dark Petals from whence it came. I empty the jar on the floor before me, and proceed to whip out the Hazel Wand. I, in a singularly fluid motion, levitate the splattered Fuel into the air with a swish of my wand, and cast a linking spell. The splatter immediately begins to give off vaporous streams of Nightmare Fuel, until the splatter ignites with an... eldritch light. When it clears, there is a portal to the Furthest Ring within the liquid. Abruptly, suctioned tentacles leap out of the gateway, wrapping around the Infinity Seal (if it can indeed be wrapped around. If not, the tentacles merely surround it). All in a split second, several things occur. The tentacles greedily attempt to consume the energy of the Seal, being powerful enough to do so, as they are void creatures themselves. I flick the Hazel Wand downward, and everyone within seventy-four kilometers temporarily goes blind, and deaf. When sight and hearing return to the afflicted some nine seconds later, there is an absolutely gigantic scorch mark coating the temple, the surrounding eighty blocks, and possibly the Seal. Rubble lies strewn about, coated in Flux Goo. I stand in a small circular area devoid of scorching, largely unaffected. It appears as if nobody will ever know what just occurred there whilst everyone was blind and deaf, besides me.

Twin, would it be possible for you to determine whether or not the IDMG are real, and not merely facets of Netpatham's imagination, so that I may be able to determine whether or not to send a large invasion fleet to their headquarters?

The Infinity Seal will not splinter off in bits upon attacking! It will shatter in one perfect break upon destruction, and even then, its parts will fade quickly. So, no.

The Infinity Seal glows brighter and gets hotter!

15/100...

That depends. I'm fairly certain that the IUPC (or however you spell it), which is another interstellar organization, was created by pionoplayer and was made entirely for DTG2 and is a product of his imagination. If I'm wrong, then it's subject to what I'm about to say: If the IDMG come from another forum game, they have absolutely NO jurisdiction here and are for all intents and purposes fake. If they come from somewhere else, they're good, considering that this game is a giant crossover.

Quote from TT2000»

12/40, +2 Granger

I get in a truck, and put tons of gasoline in it. Then I attach uber-class rocket boosters to the back. I then proceed to drive straight for the infinity seal at 1,000,000 MPH. I break the sound barrier quite quickly, and I build a device that redirects the sonic boom to hit the infinity seal as well.

The Infinity Seal glows brighter and gets hotter!

16/100...

Quote from fseftr»

Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4

Battlefield: I ask nicely for the infinity seal to dissappear.
Orbital Weapons:
Nomblequest:

-Wilson's Lab-

Red appears in front of Wilson, wand in hand. He mutters something, and taps Wilson with the wand.

We should be able to understand you now.
It's supposed to work for everyone, but it'll at least work on everyone from my universe.
From which I guess you'll only be talking to me and Blue.
Speaking of Blue, would you like to visit her now?

-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-

Not really... I usually just buy the things I want.
I'd actually prefer you not get me something, because then I'd have to get you something in return.
And what can you even get a universe eater? Besides universes.

It doesn't, but it glows brighter and gets hotter!

17/100...

Quote from TT2000»

13/40, +2 Granger

I send a giant GREEN BEAN at the Infinity seal!

The Infinity Seal glows brighter and gets hotter!

18/100...

Quote from TheLordErelye»

I show the Corotite Mecha to a large, square room in my abode, asking him to teach me everything he knows on the matter of robotics, regardless of whether I know it or not. I can engineer a fully-functioning robot, as I stated, but not efficiently, nor effectively. After this extensive session, I point to a far corner of the room. It contains a large chest filled with various arcane chalks, tomes, and jars. This shall be where I attempt to aid him in fully restoring his soul.

I pull out a large vial of Bottled Void Visink. Striding over to the Infinity Seal, I pour it all out. However, it does not strike the floor. No, it merely levitates in the air, a violet aura surrounding it. This stream of Visink separates into seven tendrils of ink, all coming from the same point. They flow towards the Seal at alarming speeds, in a manner akin to the Red Miles. As they flow nearer to the Infinity Seal, they draw power from both the Inky Abyss, and the very Monolith the Seal is attempting to protect. The supercharged ink tendrils stop abruptly, before piercing the Seal, unloading every bit of energy within the fluid tendrils into a destructive blaze.

On the Preston Cole, the fusion of metal/plasmic noises have ceased. Now, it is merely the sound of some material scraping across the floor. I remain utterly unaware of the animatronic woes.

The Corotite Mecha explains many things about robotics, such as how to create effective movement in joints, conceal hidden weaponry, allow robots to produce ammunition for themselves, allow limbs to transform into tools, allow for effective methods of propulsion such as rocket boosters, and, most importantly, how to create the working processes of an A.I. in a robot. This is something that, like soul transfer, he was never truly able to perfect.

The Infinity Seal glows brighter and gets hotter! It starts to hum with a dull throb...

19/100...

Quote from gutza1»

Mini Antimak: 4/9

iAntimak:4/10

==Actions==

Gutza: I fill the Monolith with stars.

Bender: I tap-dance on the Infinity Seal. With unobtainium shoes. On fire.

Does nothing!

The Infinity Seal glows brighter and gets hotter! It starts to hum with a dull throb...

20/100...

Quote from insert_generic_username»

I smash Typheus' Might into the Infinity Seal.
Frost Frogsucker 4/9
Unpersoner > Fine 3/10

The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, and hums!

21/100...

Quote from Talist»

=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Final Scoreboard (This is based on total damage/healing. Although I've also factored in other things such as tanking, IRM participation, gimmick solving, ect. Although with those, that was fairly loose.):
Fseftr: 6 entities, 368 score = 61.33 score per entity
Insert_Generic_Username: 3 entities, 183 score = 61 score per entity
NimbleGuy: 5 entities, 1 grand 1 masterwork, 470 score = 94 score per entity
Engie_Ninja: 5 entities, 2 grand, 2 masterwork, 382 score = 76.4 score per entity (This is after factoring in the entity left alive)
Netpatham: 3 entities, 1 masterwork, 173 score = 57.67 score per entity

And now the actual, final part of my side quest, the unveiling. (Where I'll explain everything about the side quest you might not have gotten) For your convenience, it is is roughly chronological order.
* The reason the building is in a forest even though Wilson remembers it being in a desert is that in dreams, forests can often represent the subconscious.
* If you had chosen to enter the balcony instead, you would have fought Raging Winds, a battle where taunt entities would be necessary.
* There was a planned fight in the library against animated tomes that would have used something similar to the Fox Doll, but I cut that out.
* In the back story, Wilson got food poisoning from his potion because it had chocolate in it, something that is toxic to many animals.
* The massive tree stump in the first IRM event was somewhat based on the home of a Catcoon in Don't Starve.
* Many of the Shard of Guilt's speech lines were inspired by watching CinnomanToastKen play a little game a while ago. I forgot the name of it, but it involves the main character fighting their guilt about how their mother died in childbirth. Their guilt says lines like "You little murderer..."
* The name "Laiko" is a reference to the first creature to go to space, Laika.
* Yako, Zenko, and Mori are names for types of Kitsunes, but more about that later when I explain what that actually is.
* Light type wasn't ever explained, but it was strong to FIR, MAG, and SHA. It was weak to COL, NAT, and MET, and finally it was neutral to ENE.
* The Shard changed type according to a pattern. Whenever it took neutral or boosted damage, I would go down to the chart and find that intersection for that combination of attacker and defender. Then, I would move right until I hit an O. Go strait up, and theres the new type.
* The Doll worked like this: At the start of each turn, I would pick a type at random (except Light type) and it would start to charge up that type. At the end of that turn, due to the mental link between the Doll and Wilson, Wilson would remember some memory meant to point you towards which type the doll was charging. If you interrupted it by attacking with that type, you would overload it and switch the effect to your side. Fseftr might have done this by accident.
* Inari and Mikoto are names of Shinto gods, something that relates to the final point.
* Hoshi-No-Tama is from the Kitsune myth. It is kinda like the Japanese version of a Philosopher's Stone. Each kitsune has a personal one.
* Willow is the name of another character from Don't Starve, so you can make some assumptions about her personality right now. She is my plan for extension into DTG3, so stay tuned I suppose.

And finally, What in Minecraftia is a Kitsune? I hadn't intended Wilson to become one when I summoned him. I came across that bit of mythology when searching for other ideas for entities. A kitsune is from Japanesse mythology. (So to all of you keeping score at home, I've used 1 Arabic myth, 1 Chinese myth, and now 1 Japanese myth) And basically, they are foxes with specific supernatural powers who typically serve the goddess Inari. Zenko are the protector ones, and Yako are the mischievous ones. Mori are just ones with powers over nature. They gain tails as they gain power and nine is the magic number. I followed many of the parts of the myth, with the exception of the whole thing of disguising themselves as human. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitsune

Dug though my other posts and found... Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: closed _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Wilson's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x3 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (3$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x1 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 <|> Potion of dreams x1

Ta da! Also, it would make sense to respond to fseftr first.
@Fseftr: I assume thats a telepathic aura thing, right? It wouldn't work if you are trying to force Wilson to speak English because he biologically cannot. Given that it works, you can hear Wilson laughing. Ah.... ha ha ha! I feel great! Ecstatic! Jubilant! ha... Um, not quite yet. Wait, how'd you do that anyway?
@Engie: Huh? What an oddly specific question. Why do you ask that? He looks down at himself, and then grins. Ha! Thats why. I'm a kitsune! He breaks into laughter again. Okay, okay... I'll tell you... He explains the epilog to you, which you've technically already heard. So... have you heard of anyone named Willow?

I can't let you go empty handed. You're free to take any potions that you think you need. Just, don't take all of them. Sharing is caring and all that. And don't take the last one so I can make more. He turns to Red. Alright. I'm ready. Oh! No I'm not! He grabs the white orb and a Nectar Cake. Now I am. I have to figure out how to change this thing's size. Where do I go? He walks outside, strait into an invisible block. Ow... whats happening?

Wrapping Paper + 1 (total = 6), +2 potions (total = +10), gifts ⅓ *3.

Wow. Your sidequest took a lot of work, and I'm very impressed. Good job!

Quote from Irecreeper»

=TURN TWO=

=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> SAVING
-8 / 10- Beyond The Grave
-10 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I pour FRUIT SALAD onto the Infinity Seal.
If I'm injured, I eat the salad instead.

The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, and hums!

22/100...

---

New safetext: Green. Accessible from the standard menu, hex color #008000.

The Godmodder notices the failing integrities and warns you all to hurry up with these challenges! If the Server Integrity fails completely, the server's getting deleted--with all of YOU inside of it! Then the governments of the world can do you with you as they wish... And the Godmodder wants to do whatever HE wants to you! This is his war... So again, he urges you to hurry up.

Suddenly, the five players who sacrificed themselves respawn! However, they're not near the pyramid that the other players are in... They appear to be deep underground in a massive cavern! The ceiling is solid glass with lava bubbling above it... This must be underneath the lava pits! Up ahead is a black door partially obscured by glitch artifacts... Suddenly, you feel something whiz past you! It's the Black Ghost! It moves to the door and phases through it, which shudders and opens!

You all run through the opened door and come to a chamber. Inside are five treasure chests. Each of you can open one. Inside is legendary gear that is your reward for taking initiative and helping the other players head through the challenges! Once you claim a chest's gear, you will be immediately transported to the pyramid where you can help destroy the Infinity Seal!

Oblivion is still removed from existence! THE OPERATOR looks around and decides that finally, the time has come to leave... This server is growing too corrupt. If he stays any longer, he risks total annihilation by the Glitch! His tentacles surround them, as does static, and he officially departs... The Shard of Engie uses Consume on the Infinity Seal! It glows, warms up, and hums!

23/100...

The Mech Buster Cannon turns anti-player and fires massive shots at you! 15 damage to Xcano and 5l1n65h07! It also fires at K4yne, killing him! The Queen gets corrupted and does nothing! The Godmodder is held in place thanks to the Glitch! He cannot move...

---

The Itinerary:

> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Attack the Infinity Seal!

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The Battlefield:

THE GLITCH: [&WICH]

GLITCH RESISTANCE: 50%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 40%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%
FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%
ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%
ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 30%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 57%
CODE INTEGRITY: 71%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 72%
PLAYABILITY: 73%
SERVER CHIPS: 5/8
~
Challenge Six: THE TEMPLE.

Black Monolith: [???] Infinity Seal: Glowing bright. Very warm. Humming. 23/100. Guarding 2 Cube Bits.
Cube Bits: [???] 6/8 Collected.
~
Emerald Treasure Chest: [???] Unopened.
Diamond Treasure Chest: [???] Unopened.
Cobalt Treasure Chest: [???] Unopened.
Ruby Treasure Chest: [???] Unopened.
Sapphire Treasure Chest: [???] Unopened.
~
insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 20/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 20/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 20/20.
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 20/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 18/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 20/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 20/20.
TT2000: [???] HP: 18/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 13/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 18/20.
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 20/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 20/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 20/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 20/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 20/20.
OverlordXCano: [???] HP: 5/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 12/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 0/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 20/20.
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 16/20.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 17/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 18/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 5/20.
~

Shard of Engie: [???] HP: 18/20. Stability: 100%. Consume: III

Mech Buster Cannon: [???] HP: 200,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIII

Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.

The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III

Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.

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The Forge:

---

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Sacred Items:

18 Hog Slop
27 Elf Tears
21 Pie Filling
27 Weasel Snot

I Attack whatever is the biggest threat right now.

29/50 Operation Mothership

28/30 Tanker A1

I pick the Ruby Treasure Chest.

Wow. The OCULUS RIFT was made because it's technically clothing, the Hard-Light Avatar is unalchemizable as I've stated, and I don't even KNOW what [REDACTED] is. All three technically failed.

[email protected][email protected]$!==

The Ars Magicka Oculus, not the Oculus Rift...Should've been more specific.

/correctionnull

All charges progress!

{Incidentally, Twin, is the Treaty gone/nullified?}

I use its replacement pick to up the Helsilver arm that got blown off me a little while ago, and watch it twitch at random, the somehow-partially-powered Demimech section that came with it amplifying the unguided movement to the point of damaging the terrain...

I walk up to Erelye and hand it to him, still twitching.

"Been meaning to give a few gifts, so here, one living Helsilver arm, should be interesting to play with. Merry Christmas."

Gray frost crackles over my armor as I walk away...

I fire a series of flares at the Black Monolith, lighting it brilliantly, and incidentally painting it for orbital targeting, which rains incendiaries on the area, setting everything aflame!

I throw some health potions to Talist!

Then take a good look at Serpent.

"So, Schemer, it would seem you have been responsible for many of our problems thus far, and I would willingly forgo your help to rid myself of the nuisance long term. What say you?"

Alchemies
Fluorite Octet && Bismuth Crystal = Eightfold Stairstep (7/9)
Unicoder && Warded Fabrico Jar = Origin Wands (2/11)

Action
I stand in front of the cobalt chest (seriously, what were you expecting?) and open it.

I guess I just kind of throw a clock at the Seal. I then utilize an autoattacker to attack once for every attack someone else makes.
Heat Clocksucker 5/9
Frost Frogsucker 5/9
Unpersoner > Fine 4/10

=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> SAVING
-9 / 10- Beyond The Grave
-11 / 11- Chairslayer -> COMPLETE!
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I quickly cast JUDGEMENT (a super cool light spell) on the INFINITY SEAL.

((Unless I am mistaken, both HEX and the IDMG come from the forum game Everybody vs. Everyone. So, therefore, they do not exist. As such, I need not attempt to invade a nonexistent area made by an irrefutably fictional organization)).


I nod at the expositions of the Corotite Mecha, and decide one thing.

You are a genius, whether you failed or succeeded in your endeavors.

Then, I get to work, and bring large amounts of pure Mind essence, as well as Void essence. I need not worry about thaumic energy. That happens to be covered by a serendipitously perfectly engineered aura node in the basement. I spend the next three hours perfecting the Corotite Mecha's (assuming he wishes for me to do so) structure and joints, providing anything he wishes onto the robot, at his digression.

I cast Woegothics on the Infinity Seal, amplified by the residual power from my earlier attacks. Then, I proceed to use the Riddletwister to write out every one of the riddles of Cetus in a tome. I open up to a random page, and read, if you are willing to write a riddle for me.

@Amp: I slowly reach out and grab the arm. A large grin forms on my face.

Thanks. I just recently heard of this holiday for the first time, actually. I shall have quite a bit of fun with this. Hah. Actually, I have something for you in Grayhold as well. Give me a moment, if you would please.

I vanish completely for a few seconds, and reappear with a large tome, clearly several hundred loä old, and a crystal of some sort.

This is the original Parma i Istarion of Nartheon, from back on my home. I found it five loä ago, before The Game, and it is likely my most prized possession. You're going to need that gem to even be permitted to read it, sadly. Please, treat this well. It means a lot to me, and I don't know what I would do if it were destroyed. Also, there are quite a few treatises on some monolithic eldritch abomination summoning that I think you will appreciate. And some theories that will definitely prove to be quite... amusing. Hah.

Earlier, back in the Study:

A glowing light teal Mind symbol appears, levitating before my forehead. Meanwhile, behind the computer, in V2...

In the central laboratory area, within the view of six people (as Araeva is looking over Zoey currently), I sit within my chair, staring at my screen, currently one of the only sources of light in the room (the other being the television). Hands on temples, I face the computer screen, eyes shut, a small, pulsating light teal Mind symbol levitating before my face as well, a deep look of concentration upon my features. After twenty-one intense seconds, I have reached past the universal barrier, and am scanning the strategies of Gutza, analyzing how they are keeping their secrets from me, and what would occur if I did not learn this, in every possible instance.
Oh. I see.