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I command the Corotite Mecha to tell me who the owner of the soul in its chassis is/was. This being is... actually quite interesting.
Then, I turn to stare at Bender, noting his reluctance in helping us. Continuing to stare at him with an unblinking gaze, I speak.
You DO realize that if you continue to be what is colloquially referred to as a particularly ignorant ***hole, we could literally wipe you from the timeline, and you would cease to exist in every possibility in this universe. “Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee,” indeed.
On the Preston Cole, I abruptly stop chanting as I get a whiff of the smell. What in the world is that? (I should point out at this moment that I do not really have any idea how to properly gift-give. I am just using context clues, as I rushed off) So, what to get everybody.
........
This is unusually difficult.
Meanwhile, on GodCraft, I continue to flail on top of Not-John, my weak arms dealing virtually no damage. However, I do still have my considerably powerful plethora of arcane abilities that are quite difficult to deflect. And, at that, I proceed to telekinetically rip Not-John to pieces, after leaping off of him/it.
Twin, congratulations! I certainly have not been able to come close to defeating the most difficult setting in FNAF, (having deemed it impossible after twenty-three tries), but perhaps that is merely because I am appallingly terrible at games. Or at least highly tense ones.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Gutza: I turn to Erelye, "I'm sorry about Bender. He is an ***hole, but he is very useful as a partner. However, he is very hard to control. I have a control virus that came from his universe (the virus used by the scammers in Bender's Big Score), but I think it is wrong to deprive him of his free will. Wait, free will? His programming forces him to act like that! He has no free will!" I then download the scammers' control virus from Bender's Big Score onto Bender and make him behave himself. I then continue shooting Not-John and the Queen (intentionally, so it might hit Not-John) with the iTokomak. I also read section 7 of the guide.
Bender: "WHAT! NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEEEEEEE okay, I'll behave." I then expose Not-John to Chaos (from Warhammer 40k).
(I noticed that Bold text doesn't work in this editor.)
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I heal myself with gib tsunami
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
Yeah... okay. I think I've gotten sick of Blue's typing style for good. It's real inconvenient, and so are all my other character's. I'm getting rid of them, except maybe for pesterlogs.
-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-
Christmas? Um...
Blue looks something up.
We have Humanity Day on the same day.
It seems to be basically the same holiday...
Except with more nationalism and xenophobia.
And since the Fall, it's just been xenophobia.
Anyways...Yeah.
Gift giving, coniferous tress, and all that.
It's surprising how little stuff has really changed over the millenia.
It's almost like people from the past control everything in the multiverse.
Oh, wait...
Fourth wall breaking aside.
Why do you celebrate Christmas?
-Dreamscape-
No, I mean I'm a businessman.
I make business decisions, go to meetings, etcetera.
I don't really do much even indirectly involved in the ships themselves.
My Action: I prepare a "fastball special" using the godmodder as ammo. It will be fired at the end of the round at the next challenge in the temple as it appears, causing double the godmodder's base damage to the target.
I shout at Not-John in a vaguely corrupted voice...
LET'5 5EE H0W Y0U EAT MY FIR5T 5TRIKE!
I then grab some of the surrounding material, which then transforms into a one-handed hammer. I then uppercut Not-John into the air, jump up, and smack him down on the way down. Then, I smack the ground, making the ground below him suddenly smack him into the air. I then summon a jet pack from Hammerspace and, while turning it on its highest setting, ram into him head on.
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I command the Corotite Mecha to build a large amount of corotite plating, apply some lubricant to the plates, and attach them to itself. Aha! Did the soul within this robotic chassis know how to play chess? I could seriously make him a chess-robot. Then again, I could make him into a nearly-living being as well. Perhaps I shall do both of these.
@Gutza: Useful as a partner? I have hundreds of beings capable of acting as far more efficient and powerful companions in Grayhold. However, I shall not attempt to convince you of anything, as you are clearly attached to that... thing, and you probably like robotics more than my ghastly genetic abominations of flesh held together by my will alone, and pure arcane sorcery, or the esoteric beings of pure magic I can summon.
I turn to leave, and begin to stride away, but stop abruptly. I look up, and sniff several times, as if trying to sense something. I spin around, and stare at Gutza briefly, my eyes appearing to bore straight through him/her with the intensity of my oddly unblinking glance. I turn back around, and walk off, but not before muttering something along the lines of "I thought you had that smell about you... and a familiar racial life-force type." softly.
Back in the Coliseum, I, now acting without ambivalence upon the great teleportational ability of our opponent, decide to set up a few metaphysical barriers. Staring at Not-John, my eyes begin to glow a deep violet, obscuring everything from the pupil to the sclera. Small bolts of electricity, also colored the same as the energy surrounding my eyes, begin to spark off the edges of my eyes, in a manner akin to some well-trained psionic. An amethyst aura surrounds my right hand, as I make a slow downward arc with it. Immediately, a very strong sense of gravity pervades the area, those with teleportation abilities finding it rather... impossible to wield their abilities, for themselves, or other people/objects. Not-John is surrounded by the amethyst aura as well, and suddenly crumples to the floor, having sustained severe removal of the ability to move, just as the newly strengthened gravitational force prevents him from flying away. I draw the Hazel Wand, still crackling with the aura and lightning, transform it into its innocuous sword double, and stab it directly into his inert body, drawing it out several seconds afterward.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
>>I hire Tagon's Toughs to shoot at The Queen. They hastily depart before the EoTB, leaving behind an entirely scorch-mark-free crater and a copy of "The Seventy-Seven Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries", which is promptly secured in the Alchemiter Cave...
Seventy-Seven Maxims... && Alchemiter 1/??
I grab the codes for Schlock's plasma gun and favorite beverage while he's here.
Strohl Munitions BH-250 1/?
Genuine Imitation Ovalkwik && Alchemiter 1/??
>>The alt army arms themselves with swords and attacks the appropriate target to hit Fractal.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I think I understand this glitching concept. I hurl some PURE VOID MATTER at the Shard of Engie!
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit USED. Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 15/15
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=TURN THREE=
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> COMPLETE -> SAVING
(This just has to be used on IKEA. I won't charge any other big things until this is used.)
-5 / 10- Beyond The Grave (+2 from Modpack)
-7 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I spray me and another player with REGEN GAS.
I use the Prism on the players, and do something plot relevant. Is something plot relevant involves killing something, I use the Inverno Servo to kill the thing that needs killing.
Grats Twin!
Re: Information Request
Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector: Can either create or disrupt hard-light constructs. Things constructed are generally self-sustaining, but can be dialed to decohere at a certain point with explosive effects. Such constructs can be given momentum but, as is standard with hard light, cannot be affected by anything after firing.
This WOULD make a Hard-Light Avatar, but it's way too powerful to be made through normal alchemy...
I get that this was a nullpost, but keep in mind that you're not allowed to make REGULAR posts for a whole turn when you die! Not even HEX can act for you! That's because YOU are real, while HEX isn't.
I throw a lot of soft plushies at Not-John, obfuscating my current location to him and diffusing his concentration long enough to allow me to introduce him to my fists of fury!
UNKEMPT HAROLD: A legendary black pistol with yellow stripes. Its shots will split into multiple shots shortly after firing, leaving your enemies with some confusion as to whether or not you fired six shots, or only five.
The blue aura fades, and my body collapses to the floor, once more living. My eyes sweep over the immediate area. Of course, I am not going to permit such teleportation to occur again. All I need to do is infuse a bit of Salis Mundus, ink, and amber into it, and it should be able to exist between oblivion and reality, virtually disabling any sort of teleportation-based disarming, banishing things to other universes/dimensions, and preventing the usage of the Wand against me, under all circumstances, except one, which I shall not reveal.
Around twenty minutes later, I emerge from Grayhold, wielding the Hazel Wand once more, ink dripping slightly onto my hand. Good luck trying that again. Granted, you can still kill me with my own psionics, but you cannot disarm me.
Me: I shoot the Queen with Dark Samus's phazon beam from Metroid Prime 3 (the one that causes phazon corruption), hoping that it will glitch out and hit Not-John. Just in case it doesn't hit Not-John, I make iTokomak lock on to him and fire at Not-John with auto-fire enabled. I also read section 5.2.
Bender: I mock everybody who's in the AG base as "Fleshy losers who can go bite my shiny metal ass."
The beam slams into the wall, completely failing to fire!
The iTokamak deals -3,000 damage to Not-John!
[5.2] The Void
Besides the Anti-Godmodders themselves, the Void's inhabitants oppose godmodders of any kind, including the Godmodder himself. Although, to be fair, the Void pretty much opposes anyone. But there are a select few inside of it who are opposed to the Godmodder. Let me give you the lowdown of the place.
The Void is, in essence, the space between universes. Think of every universe being a bubble that floats in the air. The air is the Void. It's pretty much exactly what the name entails: a soul-sucking, relentless, endless, deep, dark sea of emptiness that goes on forever. Only if you have proper equipment, proper spacecraft, or a natural resistance to the place could you ever survive in there. And even if you did, you'd have to know where you're going somehow: time and space don't work right there.
The Void can be accessed through nearly any universe. Wherever you go, it will always be there. Think of the bottomless pits from platformer games, the area outside the map of first-person shooters, the Furthest Ring of Homestuck, or, true to its name, the Void from Minecraft itself. To properly access the Void, you'll need to either travel outside of the universe yourself (which will take years) or pass through a Void Gate (which won't take years). The Void Gate will place you roughly outside the universe it was activated in.
Once you're in the Void, as I said, you could be anywhere. Time and space are very odd in the Void, meaning it could take you years to cross a foot or seconds to cross a mile. And the things inside the Void aren't very friendly either. Countless beasts wander around in there, ruined civilizations and artifacts floating around in there. Some of the only sources of light in the Void are the Fourth Walls stationed in front of every universe.
There are a lot of regions in the Void, too: the Inky Abyss, the Nest, and the Hub, to name a few. The Hub is pretty much the center of reality itself: it's where the Secret of the Void lies. The Secret of the Void and his Few are the people I said are opposed to the Godmodder. The Secret himself is basically a dragon a universe long. He's completely unfathomable. He IS power. And thankfully to any Anti-Godmodder, he can wipe a godmodder off the face of the map instantly. All you need to do is get past one of his numerous temples he uses to weed out righteous heroes.
It is said that the Secret of the Void created the Void itself, back when reality was young. Him and his Few created powerful objects known as the Void Artifacts that were used to control time and space. As reality matured, the Artifacts were kept under lock and key. If, somehow, you managed to find one of these in your fights against your godmodder, they would prove invaluable. We'll talk about them in later chapters.
Yeah, I know that creation is powerful. Oblivion is more powerful though. Creation can create various different objects, but oblivion is the only thing capable of completely removing something from the timeline thoroughly, with no trace, not so much as a paradox to draw said item back from. Only a handful of universes have it, and even then, in extremely limited amounts. But whatever.
As for the emerald nova thing, if that's the case, you need to inflict Fear on the various things we're fighting, because you didn't do that either.
5/11 for Potestias Eius
4/9 for Nyx's Rod
3/11 for Disparem
Hank notice what the godmodder does, then smiles.
He takes out a large gun, firing round after round after round of remote-detonate sticky attractor grenades at Not-John. once they are all readied, whether they hit Not-John or not, he begins firing the attuned attraction rounds at oblivion until one of them glitches enough to hit Not-John, he then activates it, all the of the rounds fired are suddenly where the activator is, and if it works, they all blow up on Not-John. None of them explode until the beacon round has successfully landed on Not-John and relocated all the rounds to itself. During that detonation, any rounds that somehow didn't end up back on Not-John despite being recalled to him by the attraction round explode, not only failing to fall down upon the players, but also destroying other items that Not-John has zapped away to use as an attack, causing the zapped-away attacks to just fail instead of being redirected.
On the Preston Cole:
Eric watches as Kalare wanders off.
He notes the smell of peppermint and smiles.
He looks at Astria,
You need anything, or should I go off and do my mysterious present obtaining?
Meanwhile...
Deimos has, with alarming speed, rounded up a number of the robotics engineers on the Preston Cole, and gotten them in on his scheme:
Christmas Animatronics.
They are currently taking the various decommissioned drones apart and putting the pieces together in a different way to make Santas, elves, and the like. It's actually remarkably festive with the discovery that the onboard fabbers have all the materials they need to make a massive rainbow of different hues of paint.
Either way, they've assembled a small contingent of animatronics.
You have a point there. However, in Minecraft, creation is a sacred thing. Minecraft is one of the few universes that is completely rooted in it. Anyone there can build whatever they want, using the energy of creation itself. This energy is so powerful, so pure, that nearly all of it was gone within the first few hours of existence. But thanks to the efforts of the creators of Minecraft, the energy of creation flows through it. It is so powerful here that anything infused with it will become godlike.
Of course, there is always destruction to go along with creation. Yet, the energies of oblivion are not as fundamentally tied to the universe's existence as creation is. Oblivion is still powerful, it'll just take a few alchemies to unlock its full power.
Hey Twin, my 100-post cannon, when it fired, was face-tanked by the godmodder, made him take 1 damage, and then some stuff STILL got through and hit its initial target for 20,000 damage, and it caused a whole plotline. You got some of the specifics wrong!
I use the WITHER PLATE on Not-John, hoping that RAW POWER is the solution to this problem!
You know, you kind of played up the consequences of death for it only being a 1-post delay...
Well, I went back and checked. The 100-post Cannon caused 20,000 damage to its target and stunned the Godmodder. The plotline you thought it created happened a few weeks earlier, but you DID create that one anyway.
The WITHERED PLATE's status effect glitches out, causing you to be Withered instead!
Technically, it's a 1-turn delay. But I felt like death shouldn't be TOO harsh. After all, permadeath's really not what I'm looking for here, and I don't know what else I could/should have done!
H-3 Tactical Administration Computer: Stare at Bender with an amused expression on my digital silhouette of a face, point out that "Th3 AG f4ction no longer exist5, and did no7 have a 'Base'", then "bite" him with a fifty-ton tungsten slug from a peripheral bombardment station in high lunar orbit.
I simply punch Not-John in the head with my Helsilver right arm. Really, REALLY hard. Like, kill multiple tanks by smashing them into one another hard.
"Wha... Did not know that could do that. Cool! *Punch#2*"
I run up to the lowest-health living player and throw a splash potion of regeneration, hitting us both!
All charges progress!
Your right arm gets zapped away!
+2 HP to you and fseftr! You both gain the Regeneration status effect!
Gutza: I shoot iTokomak both at the Queen (intentionally, so that it might glitch out and hit Not-John) and Not-John. I also read section 6 of the guide. "Hey Bender, the antimatter's done. I think you may know what to do. Please?"
Bender: "Oh, fine. But only because it's to save the multiverse, and I live in the multiverse." I then preview Contained Antimatter Cannister & Miniature Tokamak and Contained Antimatter Cannister & iTokomak and alchemize Nulcear Troper &
Carbon Plate and use the enlarger to shrink Empty Warhead.
CONTAINED ANTIMATTER CANISTER: A metal canister that contains a small amount of volatile antimatter. It is contained thanks to the use of special magstone wiring.
TROPER'S NUKE ARMOR: A set of metal armor forged from carbon. It can seek out plot, fire nuclear blasts, and is immune to radiation.
My Action: I start work on a Fork Bomb. Once started, it will initiate a chain reaction that will overload and shut down the server (destroying the glitch before it can spread to the real world) in 100 turns unless stopped by me or the Godmodder, and any attempts by the glitch to influence it merely speed up the reaction. I then go forward in time to when we have all the server chips and take 1 to help us defeat the glitch faster.
Nothing can shut down GodCraft! There's no way you could overload infinite computers, as the Fork Bomb would be shut down by the OP Scale before it could reach infinite mass!
The Glitch jettisons you into an offshoot timeline where everything has been replaced with mimes! You take 5 damage before retutning.
I levy the ancient power of Electric Blender Element to dice up Not-John in a pure elemental Electric Blender. I also use the Skrillex Drop to horribly and loudly sing into Not-John's ears a suitably humiliating song.
The Electric Blender gets zapped away, disrupting the entire attack!
I borrow the Matter Gun that Flare Flames has, and attempt to check it's level and code (if any) in the Alchemiter, and then fire at Not-John with it before giving it back to Flare Flames. I also ask Flare Flames to do stuff with the Fez, because it's probably very powerful.
The Black Gun is a Spoil of War! Actually, I should get around to listing it as one... Since it's a Spoil, it has no captcha code and cannot be used in alchemy!
The Fez will indeed help out with the Glitch. Its true power will shine in the final challenge...
...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= When I first did this, the editor bugged out. So some of the HPs might be wrong.
@fseftr: Do you mean... you make the blueprints for them or something but you don't actually create the spaceships? Is that what you do?
@Engie: Alright
HarvesteR deals a super charged 42 damage to the Shard and turns it into a MET type. The Void Portal deals 3 damage to the Shard and changes its type to MAG. Mori deals the default 10 damage to the Shard, turning it to a SHA type. The Christmas Tree deals 2 damage to the Shard and turns it into a COL type. Additionally, it restores 1 HP to HarvesteR. Lets see if RNGesus favors thou today... 3/3... 7/10... 4/4... Yes, his lordship does. Both Santa and Scrooge visit. Santa drops off a sparkly present, a small present, and a rattling present. But you only get to open one because it isn't actually Christmas yet. Scrooge again buffs the DracoHawk's next attack, which is Dragon Roar. All three of the attacks connect, dealing a double boosted 12 damage and applying various buffs to the DracoHawk. After that, the Shard becomes a FIR type once again, leaving it open for Zenko and Yako to deal a double boosted 20 damage. The Doll was uninterrupted this turn in its charging, which was MET typed. The entire room shines a silver steely color and spikes jut up, stabbing all allies and draining their strength into the Shard. HarvesteR is killed by this attack. My current memory has switched again. Now all I can think about is those ruins... You remember the flash mob attempt right? How so many of the AGs got together to hold a party to hurt the Godmodder. And in a way, they did. I even held a stand there for a moment. It didn't last longer than a moment because the Godmodder burnt the place to cinders... Nothing left but ashes... Kinda like this place.You've been awfully quiet, why is that?Because, as much as I hate to admit it, you're winning. No thanks to your own actions of course. Your allies have won everything in your name and you've just been a burden for them. Thats the great thing about having friends. You don't have to be the champion in order to win. You just ha-You also seem to be too stupid to understand what that doll means. It is the innocents you've killed, murderer. I won't let you escape unscathed. To judgement with you! The Shard rushes at Laiko, but he sidesteps to receive the charge and then tackles it. However, the Shard eventually throws him off. Ergh... No... I'm losing this fight... I cannot lose... I will not! It waves toward Wilson and he gets pushed backward toward the walls.
Allied Line:
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 33.5% integrity - Action: 1 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[2 COL AOE *2, 4 FIR, 3 MAG to adjacent foes *3]) When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%. Void Bolt damage = 1 per 25% lost
[NAT] Mori: 2/30 HP - Action: 2 (Red's) [NAT] Christmas Tree: 196 Million/205 Million HP - Action: 3 (group's) Discountedness: 50%. Hides in back. When an enemy considers directly attacking this entity, they have a chance to ignore it. Current chance: 5%. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: ⅓ Santa shows up with a present that can contain items or weak summons. Christmas Treats: Produces Christmas goodies that heal an ally 1 HP each turn. Christmas Spirit: 10% chance for any given entity besides those who do not celebrate Christmas ICly to stop for a turn. If they are allied they get an attack boost next turn. Mr. Scrooge: 25% chance for Ebenezer Scrooge to turn up and demoralize the enemy/strengthen allies. Regular abilities: Sparkly!: Deals one light damage, and dazzles a target. The dazzled target will have a 25% chance of missing. Pinecone Projectile: Deals 2 NAT damage. Applies Underfoot debuff to the enemy. The enemy has a 5% chance to trip on a pinecone, which will destroy the pinecones but interrupt or cause friendly fire. The pinecones cannot be thrown back. Pinecones stack until destroyed. Reduces Discountedness by 10% when used. Takes 1 million times more damage. [MET] Dracohawk: 66/70 HP - Action: 4 (Engie's) Attacks: Card Trick (4 Magic damage, applies either a 3 per turn damage over time for 2 turns, massive attack damage penalty for 2 turns, massive accuracy penalty for 2 turns, or damages resistances), Dragonfire (5 Fire damage, applies a 2 per turn damage over time for 3 turns and heals the Dracohawk for 2 per turn over 3 turns), Zorbo Doll (no damage, heals the Dracohawk for 3 per turn over 2 turns and causes it to ignore the next damage taken), Rixty Barrage (4 separate attacks of 2 Metal damage each, Dazes the target if all shots connect), Orbital Drop Kick (5 Energy damage, dazes the target regardless of damaging it), Dragon Roar (3 seperate attacks of 2 Nature damage each, increases damage, accuracy, and buffs resistances depending on which attacks connect), 4 turn cooldown for each attack
[LIGHT] Zenko: 18/70 HP - Action: 5
[SHA] Yako: 23/70 - Action: 6
[NEU] Wilson: 34/40 HP
Enemy:
[FIR] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP - Action: 7 (taken 213 damage, Accuracy Down 1 turn left)
[NEU] Fox Doll: 90/100 HP - Action: N/A (Attacking this entity does not consume the attacker's turn)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 - Metal x2 - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O | R
Wrapping Paper + 1
Christmas Tree > enlarger 3/5
+1 Potion
Red's Gift: 3/5, Blue's Gift: 3/5, Nimble's Gift: 3/5
Meh... fine... But right now, I have to focus on charging these gifts. Although I won't get through many. So, I might want to give up on these really and just give out potions. That would honestly be much easier. Anyway, I try my other Combat Operandi, Emerald Fire against Fractal.
You raise the Clock-Cleaner and use it to create two glowing spikes of white energy! They become surrounded with an english aura, but before you can use them to attack, they get zapped away.
TROPER'S OCTET: A set of eight aquamarine D8s. They are infused with the power of tropes and cliches.
Dahl Spinigun && A piece of paper, with the words; "There is no Overkill, only 'Open Fire' and 'I need to reload'" && The Physical Embodyment of Almost Enough Dakka 1/?
I order my nanofog to perform biorepairs on the most injured players!
I {Actually} curbstomb Not-John!
All charges progress!
Dahl Spinigun && Overkill Paper && Almost Enough Dakka = The Dakkanator (Level 6: 1/7)
{MY ENTITY HEALTH BAR AND PLAYER HEALTH BAR HEAL SEPARATELY, BUT TAKE DAMAGE SIMULTANEOUSLY? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?}
JUST AVOID GETTING HIT. ACCORDING TO PURP1E EARLIER, YOU COULD PROBABLY HEAL SOME ENTITY DAMAGE THROUGH THE USE OF CONSUME.
OVERWORLD: THE SHARD SETS UP A GIGANTIC RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINE TO ATTACK NOT-JOHN INDIRECTLY, EXPLOITING COMPLEXITY TO AVOID THE GLITCH MESSING WITH THE ATTACK. HOWEVER, THE LAST PART OF THE ATTACK, WHICH DROPS A CHEESE WEDGE... HOLD ON, A CHEESE WEDGE? IT VIBRATES UPON CONTACT WITH THE GRAY FOG, TURNS INTO A HUGE AND ANGRY CHEESE ELEMENTAL, AND POUNDS NOT-JOHN INTO THE GROUND, IMBUED WITH THE STRENGTH OF THE GLITCH TO DESTROY THIS CRAPPY CHARACTER ONCE AND FOR ALL. GLITCHED CHEESE MITES CRAWL OVER NOT-JOHN WHERE THE GLITCHING CHEESE ELEMENTAL PUNCHES HIM, DRAINING HIS POWER.
{AND NOW THAT THAT'S SORTED, YOU ARE EXCUSED, TECHPIECE. KEEP DOING WHATEVER IT WAS YOU WERE DOING EARLIER.}
I WAS FARMING FOR AN AUSTRALIUM FRYING PAN. DAMMIT, SOME DAY I'M GOING TO GET ONE...
{NOT IF I GET IT FIRST.}
OH NO YOU DON'T. KNOWING YOU, YOU'D APPLY BACON GREASE AND THEN DONATE IT TO BLUE TO TRY TO GET HER AFFECTION.
{I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. THAT SOUNDS NOTHING AT ALL LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD DO.}
EVERYONE CAN SEE IT. DON'T BOTHER PRETENDING OTHERWISE.
{UGH...}
Dreamscape: Orbital Drop Kick the doll to daze the damn thing, Rixty Barrage the Shard and hope that the shots connect for the damage and daze. I could just hope someone uses a cold or magic attack on the doll (type advantage) and save Orbital Drop Kick, but I'm somewhat doubtful that they will. Or that it'll work.
Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: "No offense taken. I've gotten remarks like that all the time. As it turns out, people can get remarkably attached to their universes." The drone fidgets for a while. "It's nearly Christmas. From what I understand of the holiday, some magical guy with a beard flies around the world on a flying reindeer-powered sleigh, tossing stuff down chimneys and using omniscience powers to be sneaky. Although, that's the regular earth one. Are there many differences between that holiday and whatever equivalent there is here, assuming there is an equivalent?"
The Mainframe: MAG Agent Torture, freshly recruited from... somewhere... has now been given the task of making the place more seasonally appropriate. Thankfully, the big guy has some help with this, in the form of various maintenance drones programmed to help him out. Why do I have MAG Agent Torture hanging Christmas decals? Because why not. Also, he was short on cash and needed a job. Ammo for a shotgun that big is quite hard to buy on the marketplace, and while I did offer him an elemental weapon, he preferred the shotgun. Anyway, time for him to get to it. Torture directs the maintenance drones to various places on the Mainframe, dragging boxes of decorations, and starts hanging them up.
I command the Corotite Mecha to tell me who the owner of the soul in its chassis is/was. This being is... actually quite interesting.
Then, I turn to stare at Bender, noting his reluctance in helping us. Continuing to stare at him with an unblinking gaze, I speak.
You DO realize that if you continue to be what is colloquially referred to as a particularly ignorant ***hole, we could literally wipe you from the timeline, and you would cease to exist in every possibility in this universe.
On the Preston Cole, I abruptly stop chanting as I get a whiff of the smell. What in the world is that? (I should point out at this moment that I do not really have any idea how to properly gift-give. I am just using context clues, as I rushed off) So, what to get everybody.
........
This is unusually difficult.
Meanwhile, on GodCraft, I continue to flail on top of Not-John, my weak arms dealing virtually no damage. However, I do still have my considerably powerful plethora of arcane abilities that are quite difficult to deflect. And, at that, I proceed to telekinetically rip Not-John to pieces, after leaping off of him/it.
Twin, congratulations! I certainly have not been able to come close to defeating the most difficult setting in FNAF, (having deemed it impossible after twenty-three tries), but perhaps that is merely because I am appallingly terrible at games.
Apparently, the person who invented the Corotite Mecha and formulated its alchemy code devoted his life to robotics, so he used thaumaturgy to seal his soul inside the Mecha. Thus, every person who would alchemize it could be, if they so wished, trained in the art of robotics.
Gutza: I turn to Erelye, "I'm sorry about Bender. He is an ***hole, but he is very useful as a partner. However, he is very hard to control. I have a control virus that came from his universe (the virus used by the scammers in Bender's Big Score), but I think it is wrong to deprive him of his free will. Wait, free will? His programming forces him to act like that! He has no free will!" I then download the scammers' control virus from Bender's Big Score onto Bender and make him behave himself. I then continue shooting Not-John and the Queen (intentionally, so it might hit Not-John) with the iTokomak. I also read section 7 of the guide.
Bender: "WHAT! NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEEEEEEE okay, I'll behave." I then expose Not-John to Chaos (from Warhammer 40k).
(I noticed that Bold text doesn't work in this editor.)
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I heal myself with gib tsunami
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
Yeah... okay. I think I've gotten sick of Blue's typing style for good. It's real inconvenient, and so are all my other character's. I'm getting rid of them, except maybe for pesterlogs.
-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-
Christmas? Um...
Blue looks something up.
We have Humanity Day on the same day.
It seems to be basically the same holiday...
Except with more nationalism and xenophobia.
And since the Fall, it's just been xenophobia.
Anyways...Yeah.
Gift giving, coniferous tress, and all that.
It's surprising how little stuff has really changed over the millenia.
It's almost like people from the past control everything in the multiverse.
Oh, wait...
Fourth wall breaking aside.
Why do you celebrate Christmas?
THE SILENCER: A pure grey michrophone with many interlocking gears. It makes a constant ticking noise. Upon use, it will trap its target in a soundless grey void where they are completely defenseless and susceptible to attack, allowing for attacks to be more effective against it.
The apple glitches back through the wall on its way to Not-John!
My Action: I prepare a "fastball special" using the godmodder as ammo. It will be fired at the end of the round at the next challenge in the temple as it appears, causing double the godmodder's base damage to the target.
I shout at Not-John in a vaguely corrupted voice...
LET'5 5EE H0W Y0U EAT MY FIR5T 5TRIKE!
I then grab some of the surrounding material, which then transforms into a one-handed hammer. I then uppercut Not-John into the air, jump up, and smack him down on the way down. Then, I smack the ground, making the ground below him suddenly smack him into the air. I then summon a jet pack from Hammerspace and, while turning it on its highest setting, ram into him head on.
I command the Corotite Mecha to build a large amount of corotite plating, apply some lubricant to the plates, and attach them to itself. Aha! Did the soul within this robotic chassis know how to play chess? I could seriously make him a chess-robot. Then again, I could make him into a nearly-living being as well. Perhaps I shall do both of these.
@Gutza: Useful as a partner? I have hundreds of beings capable of acting as far more efficient and powerful companions in Grayhold. However, I shall not attempt to convince you of anything, as you are clearly attached to that... thing, and you probably like robotics more than my ghastly genetic abominations of flesh held together by my will alone, and pure arcane sorcery, or the esoteric beings of pure magic I can summon.
I turn to leave, and begin to stride away, but stop abruptly. I look up, and sniff several times, as if trying to sense something. I spin around, and stare at Gutza briefly, my eyes appearing to bore straight through him/her with the intensity of my oddly unblinking glance. I turn back around, and walk off, but not before muttering something along the lines of "I thought you had that smell about you... and a familiar racial life-force type." softly.
Back in the Coliseum, I, now acting without ambivalence upon the great teleportational ability of our opponent, decide to set up a few metaphysical barriers. Staring at Not-John, my eyes begin to glow a deep violet, obscuring everything from the pupil to the sclera. Small bolts of electricity, also colored the same as the energy surrounding my eyes, begin to spark off the edges of my eyes, in a manner akin to some well-trained psionic. An amethyst aura surrounds my right hand, as I make a slow downward arc with it. Immediately, a very strong sense of gravity pervades the area, those with teleportation abilities finding it rather... impossible to wield their abilities, for themselves, or other people/objects. Not-John is surrounded by the amethyst aura as well, and suddenly crumples to the floor, having sustained severe removal of the ability to move, just as the newly strengthened gravitational force prevents him from flying away. I draw the Hazel Wand, still crackling with the aura and lightning, transform it into its innocuous sword double, and stab it directly into his inert body, drawing it out several seconds afterward.
Corotite Mecha strengthened! It seems that yes, he was an avid chess player in his day.
I think I understand this glitching concept. I hurl some PURE VOID MATTER at the Shard of Engie!
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit USED. Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 15/15
The void matter glitches up into the sky and hits an invisible cloud, sailing back down and exploding in a nearby lake, where it glitches into obsidian!
I introduce John to the Homosuck universe. Since it's clearly where he belongs, I hope he'll decide to stay there and live a happy life.
Not-John is overjoyed! Truly this is where he must be! With other .jpeg'd and sucky characters! He bids you all a fond farewell, and tosses you the other Cube Bit!
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> COMPLETE -> SAVING
(This just has to be used on IKEA. I won't charge any other big things until this is used.)
-5 / 10- Beyond The Grave (+2 from Modpack)
-7 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I spray me and another player with REGEN GAS.
You and Nimbleguy get the Regeneration status effect!
I use the Prism on the players, and do something plot relevant. Is something plot relevant involves killing something, I use the Inverno Servo to kill the thing that needs killing.
The PRISM fully heals ninjatwist and pionoplayer!
There's nothing plot-relevant to do now that Not-John is gone!
New safetext: Dar̯̖̩͒̑ͧ̓̐̕k̡͈̝̤͈͈̻̣̊ͧͨ̚͟ ̧̿͑ͤ͟҉̘̦̖̙̱A̛̅̓̽̄̍ͧ̒҉̣̰̫̬z̜̯͉ͯ́̚ͅų̛̰̜̗͔̯̳̰ͣͣ̄̏́ͫ̓ͪ́̚ͅr̵̹̬̤͈̣̯͖̊̒̅͛ͨ͆ͥ͛͠ę̷ͮ̉̄̈͘͠͏͇̫̬̜̳̞̱̺̲̰̪̬̖̙̠ͅ-̂͑͐̈́͛̃͐̊̓͋͏͘͟͜͏̬͓͙͓͉͈̬̼̝̯̥-̷̵̳͎̳͔̭̰͕̗ͥ̒͋̓̎̃̒̒͛ͯ͗ͣ̑̊ͩ͒ #9933cc. Wh-what? That's odd... My head's buzzing now. A momentary lapse of concentration, I guess. Anyway, observe the new blue safetext.
All dead players revive!
The Coliseum fades into glitch, and Crusher48 and the Godmodder ready for the fastball special! However, the Godmodder finds himself being flung head-first into... a door! He slams against it and falls to the floor... Standing in the place of the Coliseum is a massive door full of gears! There are five pools of lava surrounding the door... To proceed, five players must voluntarily sacrifice themselves in the lava! Only then will the door open and the Cube Bits be earned... Remember, if you die, you can't post for a turn! Go on. Will you be brave, or a coward?
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to the MBC-Cannon Parts! The Shard of Engie, with no other targets, glitches out and becomes anti-player! He deals 8 damage to pionoplayer and The_Serpent! The Queen does nothing! The Godmodder takes pity on the inanimate cannon parts and restores them to full health!
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Sacrifice yourself to open the Suicide Door!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [O)_(O]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 50% SERVER INTEGRITY: 45% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0% FACTION INTEGRITY: 0% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 40% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 63% CODE INTEGRITY: 75% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 76% PLAYABILITY: 79% SERVER CHIPS: 5/8
~
Challenge Six: THE TEMPLE.
Shard of Engie: [???] HP: 18/20. Stability: 100%. Consume: III
MBC-Parts: [???] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
The Queen: [???] HP: 215/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Pr1nt1ng 0ff an0ther BG0, p0ssess1ng... d0ne. What's th1s? 1t l00ks l1ke my past self g0t ar0und t0 mak1ng a c0nven1ent p1le 0f them, and st0red them w1th1n my wallet for me! S1nce 1 drop my 1tems when 1 d1e, th1s 1s an 1ncred1bly useful thing t0 n0te! Huzzah for godmodd1ng ar0und a s1tuat10n-wa1t n0 they d1sappeared. Whatever.
Wa1t why am 1 talk1ng l1ke th1s. Hm. 0h well n0t l1ke 1 care how 1 type. 1 guess 1 dance around the p1t and attempt t0 see 1f any l00ph0les ex1st 1n th1s challenge. L1ke me t0ss1ng an 1nact1ve player 1nt0 1t. 0n that n0te 1 sh0ve g0anna 1nt0 a p1t and then dr0p ragn0r0ck 1nt0 an0ther. Als0. Wall 0f Waa. Y0ur attempts t0 sh0ve me 1n fa1l aut0mat1cally.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 10/11 (Typheus' Might)
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 10/11 (Cetus' Crusher)
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 6/9
why am 1 d01ng d0ubletext
Pr1nt1ng 0ff an0ther BG0, p0ssess1ng... d0ne. What's th1s? 1t l00ks l1ke my past self g0t ar0und t0 mak1ng a c0nven1ent p1le 0f them, and st0red them w1th1n my wallet for me! S1nce 1 drop my 1tems when 1 d1e, th1s 1s an 1ncred1bly useful thing t0 n0te! Huzzah for godmodd1ng ar0und a s1tuat10n-wa1t n0 they d1sappeared. Whatever.
Wa1t why am 1 talk1ng l1ke th1s. Hm. 0h well n0t l1ke 1 care how 1 type. 1 guess 1 dance around the p1t and attempt t0 see 1f any l00ph0les ex1st 1n th1s challenge. L1ke me t0ss1ng an 1nact1ve player 1nt0 1t. 0n that n0te 1 sh0ve g0anna 1nt0 a p1t and then dr0p ragn0r0ck 1nt0 an0ther. Als0. Wall 0f Waa. Y0ur attempts t0 sh0ve me 1n fa1l aut0mat1cally.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 10/11 (Typheus' Might)
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 10/11 (Cetus' Crusher)
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 6/9
Eye's Pyramidion 4/6
I command the Corotite Mecha to tell me who the owner of the soul in its chassis is/was. This being is... actually quite interesting.
Then, I turn to stare at Bender, noting his reluctance in helping us. Continuing to stare at him with an unblinking gaze, I speak.
You DO realize that if you continue to be what is colloquially referred to as a particularly ignorant ***hole, we could literally wipe you from the timeline, and you would cease to exist in every possibility in this universe. “Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee,” indeed.
On the Preston Cole, I abruptly stop chanting as I get a whiff of the smell. What in the world is that? (I should point out at this moment that I do not really have any idea how to properly gift-give. I am just using context clues, as I rushed off) So, what to get everybody.
........
This is unusually difficult.
Meanwhile, on GodCraft, I continue to flail on top of Not-John, my weak arms dealing virtually no damage. However, I do still have my considerably powerful plethora of arcane abilities that are quite difficult to deflect. And, at that, I proceed to telekinetically rip Not-John to pieces, after leaping off of him/it.
Twin, congratulations! I certainly have not been able to come close to defeating the most difficult setting in FNAF, (having deemed it impossible after twenty-three tries), but perhaps that is merely because I am appallingly terrible at games.
==Actions==
Gutza: I turn to Erelye, "I'm sorry about Bender. He is an ***hole, but he is very useful as a partner. However, he is very hard to control. I have a control virus that came from his universe (the virus used by the scammers in Bender's Big Score), but I think it is wrong to deprive him of his free will. Wait, free will? His programming forces him to act like that! He has no free will!" I then download the scammers' control virus from Bender's Big Score onto Bender and make him behave himself. I then continue shooting Not-John and the Queen (intentionally, so it might hit Not-John) with the iTokomak. I also read section 7 of the guide.
Bender: "WHAT! NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEEEEEEE okay, I'll behave." I then expose Not-John to Chaos (from Warhammer 40k).
(I noticed that Bold text doesn't work in this editor.)
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I heal myself with gib tsunami
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
Yeah... okay. I think I've gotten sick of Blue's typing style for good. It's real inconvenient, and so are all my other character's. I'm getting rid of them, except maybe for pesterlogs.
-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-
Christmas? Um...
Blue looks something up.
We have Humanity Day on the same day.
It seems to be basically the same holiday...
Except with more nationalism and xenophobia.
And since the Fall, it's just been xenophobia.
Anyways...Yeah.
Gift giving, coniferous tress, and all that.
It's surprising how little stuff has really changed over the millenia.
It's almost like people from the past control everything in the multiverse.
Oh, wait...
Fourth wall breaking aside.
Why do you celebrate Christmas?
-Dreamscape-
No, I mean I'm a businessman.
I make business decisions, go to meetings, etcetera.
I don't really do much even indirectly involved in the ships themselves.
14/25 MOAR MBC-Parts
+2 to TT2000
I see what flare flames is doing and give not-john an apple for real. Turns out the apple is infested with worms though, Ick.
Inventory
I make Not-John fall down some stairs.
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I'll be making my great escape now!
26/30 Tanker A1
My Action: I prepare a "fastball special" using the godmodder as ammo. It will be fired at the end of the round at the next challenge in the temple as it appears, causing double the godmodder's base damage to the target.
Action 1/3
Magma Mortars: 6/10
Elemental Retribution: 41/50
Orbit Control: 16/50
I shout at Not-John in a vaguely corrupted voice...
LET'5 5EE H0W Y0U EAT MY FIR5T 5TRIKE!
I then grab some of the surrounding material, which then transforms into a one-handed hammer. I then uppercut Not-John into the air, jump up, and smack him down on the way down. Then, I smack the ground, making the ground below him suddenly smack him into the air. I then summon a jet pack from Hammerspace and, while turning it on its highest setting, ram into him head on.
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Eye's Pyramidion 5/6
I command the Corotite Mecha to build a large amount of corotite plating, apply some lubricant to the plates, and attach them to itself. Aha! Did the soul within this robotic chassis know how to play chess? I could seriously make him a chess-robot. Then again, I could make him into a nearly-living being as well. Perhaps I shall do both of these.
@Gutza:
Useful as a partner? I have hundreds of beings capable of acting as far more efficient and powerful companions in Grayhold. However, I shall not attempt to convince you of anything, as you are clearly attached to that... thing, and you probably like robotics more than my ghastly genetic abominations of flesh held together by my will alone, and pure arcane sorcery, or the esoteric beings of pure magic I can summon.
I turn to leave, and begin to stride away, but stop abruptly. I look up, and sniff several times, as if trying to sense something. I spin around, and stare at Gutza briefly, my eyes appearing to bore straight through him/her with the intensity of my oddly unblinking glance. I turn back around, and walk off, but not before muttering something along the lines of "I thought you had that smell about you... and a familiar racial life-force type." softly.
Back in the Coliseum, I, now acting without ambivalence upon the great teleportational ability of our opponent, decide to set up a few metaphysical barriers. Staring at Not-John, my eyes begin to glow a deep violet, obscuring everything from the pupil to the sclera. Small bolts of electricity, also colored the same as the energy surrounding my eyes, begin to spark off the edges of my eyes, in a manner akin to some well-trained psionic. An amethyst aura surrounds my right hand, as I make a slow downward arc with it. Immediately, a very strong sense of gravity pervades the area, those with teleportation abilities finding it rather... impossible to wield their abilities, for themselves, or other people/objects. Not-John is surrounded by the amethyst aura as well, and suddenly crumples to the floor, having sustained severe removal of the ability to move, just as the newly strengthened gravitational force prevents him from flying away. I draw the Hazel Wand, still crackling with the aura and lightning, transform it into its innocuous sword double, and stab it directly into his inert body, drawing it out several seconds afterward.
Seventy-Seven Maxims... && Alchemiter 1/??
I grab the codes for Schlock's plasma gun and favorite beverage while he's here.
Strohl Munitions BH-250 1/?
Genuine Imitation Ovalkwik && Alchemiter 1/??
>>The alt army arms themselves with swords and attacks the appropriate target to hit Fractal.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Meme Dream Team XD 36/50
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 36/50
Glitched Modpack Files && Caledfwlch = Caledpack 8/12
I think I understand this glitching concept. I hurl some PURE VOID MATTER at the Shard of Engie!
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit USED.
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 15/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I heal myself with advanced warfare
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
I introduce John to the Homosuck universe. Since it's clearly where he belongs, I hope he'll decide to stay there and live a happy life.
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16/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.:Heals me with No Joke.
> K4yne: I upload lolcats into Not-Johns mainframe and play them backwards to corrupt him. He can't haz cheeseburgers!
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Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> COMPLETE -> SAVING
(This just has to be used on IKEA. I won't charge any other big things until this is used.)
-5 / 10- Beyond The Grave (+2 from Modpack)
-7 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I spray me and another player with REGEN GAS.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
27/30 Tanker A1 (Can I hold this charge to prevent it from being destroyed by the glitch?)
My Action: I put a sword in between Not-John's legs and cut upwards. Ouch.
SCP Foundation Action: Containment breach! Look up a random SCP and cause related effects if applicable (if not, no effects).
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Not-John is too .jpeg'd to be affected by status effects!
Fractal is dead!
Thanks.
Hard-Light Disruptor Projector ~~~ Loom = Hard-Light Avatar
This WOULD make a Hard-Light Avatar, but it's way too powerful to be made through normal alchemy...
I get that this was a nullpost, but keep in mind that you're not allowed to make REGULAR posts for a whole turn when you die! Not even HEX can act for you! That's because YOU are real, while HEX isn't.
UNKEMPT HAROLD: A legendary black pistol with yellow stripes. Its shots will split into multiple shots shortly after firing, leaving your enemies with some confusion as to whether or not you fired six shots, or only five.
-5,000 HP to Not-John!
You now cannot be killed by the Hazel Wand!
The beam slams into the wall, completely failing to fire!
The iTokamak deals -3,000 damage to Not-John!
[5.2] The Void
Besides the Anti-Godmodders themselves, the Void's inhabitants oppose godmodders of any kind, including the Godmodder himself. Although, to be fair, the Void pretty much opposes anyone. But there are a select few inside of it who are opposed to the Godmodder. Let me give you the lowdown of the place.
The Void is, in essence, the space between universes. Think of every universe being a bubble that floats in the air. The air is the Void. It's pretty much exactly what the name entails: a soul-sucking, relentless, endless, deep, dark sea of emptiness that goes on forever. Only if you have proper equipment, proper spacecraft, or a natural resistance to the place could you ever survive in there. And even if you did, you'd have to know where you're going somehow: time and space don't work right there.
The Void can be accessed through nearly any universe. Wherever you go, it will always be there. Think of the bottomless pits from platformer games, the area outside the map of first-person shooters, the Furthest Ring of Homestuck, or, true to its name, the Void from Minecraft itself. To properly access the Void, you'll need to either travel outside of the universe yourself (which will take years) or pass through a Void Gate (which won't take years). The Void Gate will place you roughly outside the universe it was activated in.
Once you're in the Void, as I said, you could be anywhere. Time and space are very odd in the Void, meaning it could take you years to cross a foot or seconds to cross a mile. And the things inside the Void aren't very friendly either. Countless beasts wander around in there, ruined civilizations and artifacts floating around in there. Some of the only sources of light in the Void are the Fourth Walls stationed in front of every universe.
There are a lot of regions in the Void, too: the Inky Abyss, the Nest, and the Hub, to name a few. The Hub is pretty much the center of reality itself: it's where the Secret of the Void lies. The Secret of the Void and his Few are the people I said are opposed to the Godmodder. The Secret himself is basically a dragon a universe long. He's completely unfathomable. He IS power. And thankfully to any Anti-Godmodder, he can wipe a godmodder off the face of the map instantly. All you need to do is get past one of his numerous temples he uses to weed out righteous heroes.
It is said that the Secret of the Void created the Void itself, back when reality was young. Him and his Few created powerful objects known as the Void Artifacts that were used to control time and space. As reality matured, the Artifacts were kept under lock and key. If, somehow, you managed to find one of these in your fights against your godmodder, they would prove invaluable. We'll talk about them in later chapters.
You have a point there. However, in Minecraft, creation is a sacred thing. Minecraft is one of the few universes that is completely rooted in it. Anyone there can build whatever they want, using the energy of creation itself. This energy is so powerful, so pure, that nearly all of it was gone within the first few hours of existence. But thanks to the efforts of the creators of Minecraft, the energy of creation flows through it. It is so powerful here that anything infused with it will become godlike.
Of course, there is always destruction to go along with creation. Yet, the energies of oblivion are not as fundamentally tied to the universe's existence as creation is. Oblivion is still powerful, it'll just take a few alchemies to unlock its full power.
-6,000 damage to Not-John!
The Other Side somehow glitches into HEALING Not-John for +10,000 HP!
Well, I went back and checked. The 100-post Cannon caused 20,000 damage to its target and stunned the Godmodder. The plotline you thought it created happened a few weeks earlier, but you DID create that one anyway.
The WITHERED PLATE's status effect glitches out, causing you to be Withered instead!
Technically, it's a 1-turn delay. But I felt like death shouldn't be TOO harsh. After all, permadeath's really not what I'm looking for here, and I don't know what else I could/should have done!
Your right arm gets zapped away!
+2 HP to you and fseftr! You both gain the Regeneration status effect!
Both shots hit the wall instead!
Remember, only one guide per turn.
Contained Antimatter Canister && Miniature Tokamak = Mini Antimak (Level 8)
Contained Antimatter Canister && iTokamak = iAntimak (Level 9)
Nuclear Troper && Carbon Plate = Troper's Nuke Armor
Empty Warhead -O Shrink = Small Empty Warhead (1/2)
CARBON PLATE: A large armor plate made of carbon.
CONTAINED ANTIMATTER CANISTER: A metal canister that contains a small amount of volatile antimatter. It is contained thanks to the use of special magstone wiring.
TROPER'S NUKE ARMOR: A set of metal armor forged from carbon. It can seek out plot, fire nuclear blasts, and is immune to radiation.
Nothing can shut down GodCraft! There's no way you could overload infinite computers, as the Fork Bomb would be shut down by the OP Scale before it could reach infinite mass!
The Glitch jettisons you into an offshoot timeline where everything has been replaced with mimes! You take 5 damage before retutning.
-4,000 damage to Not-John!
The Electric Blender gets zapped away, disrupting the entire attack!
GOLDEN APPLE: An apple made of solid gold. Upon consumption, it restores health and gives the eater the Regeneration status effect.
Not-John cries, but otherwise nothing happens!
The Black Gun is a Spoil of War! Actually, I should get around to listing it as one... Since it's a Spoil, it has no captcha code and cannot be used in alchemy!
The Fez will indeed help out with the Glitch. Its true power will shine in the final challenge...
None of your actions this post will count!
Fractal is dead!
The Material Plane's shots get zapped away!
+3 HP to Amperz4nd and Talist!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 CLOCKWORK ROD - HANDMAIDEN
You raise the Clock-Cleaner and use it to create two glowing spikes of white energy! They become surrounded with an english aura, but before you can use them to attack, they get zapped away.
TROPER'S OCTET: A set of eight aquamarine D8s. They are infused with the power of tropes and cliches.
Needlewands && Distilled Awesomeness && Marshmallow && Enderpearl = S'more Sticks (Level 7: 1/8)
The Dealer && Sweet Tooth = Sweet Spades (Level 7: 1/8)
Dahl Spinigun && Overkill Paper && Almost Enough Dakka = The Dakkanator (Level 6: 1/7)
+2 HP to fseftr and Talist!
The wall obstructs your attack!
That's an error. Fixed.
Apparently, the person who invented the Corotite Mecha and formulated its alchemy code devoted his life to robotics, so he used thaumaturgy to seal his soul inside the Mecha. Thus, every person who would alchemize it could be, if they so wished, trained in the art of robotics.
-3,000 damage!
Thank you! ^-^
SMALL EMPTY WARHEAD: Yup.
Not-John just zaps the iTokomak and Bender away.
+4 HP!
THE SILENCER: A pure grey michrophone with many interlocking gears. It makes a constant ticking noise. Upon use, it will trap its target in a soundless grey void where they are completely defenseless and susceptible to attack, allowing for attacks to be more effective against it.
The apple glitches back through the wall on its way to Not-John!
You push Not-John into an invisible block first! He recovers!
-2,000 damage!
The Godmodder accepts your fastball special.
-6,000 damage to Not-John!
Corotite Mecha strengthened! It seems that yes, he was an avid chess player in his day.
-5,000 damage!
None of your actions this post will be counted!
The void matter glitches up into the sky and hits an invisible cloud, sailing back down and exploding in a nearby lake, where it glitches into obsidian!
+3 HP!
Not-John is overjoyed! Truly this is where he must be! With other .jpeg'd and sucky characters! He bids you all a fond farewell, and tosses you the other Cube Bit!
He thinks he will like it here.
+5 HP!
You and Nimbleguy get the Regeneration status effect!
Alright, I guess.
SCP-069 appears! Suddenly, it morphs into Not-John. The Godmodder, not wanting to have to fight him again, silences the SCP to the Void.
The PRISM fully heals ninjatwist and pionoplayer!
There's nothing plot-relevant to do now that Not-John is gone!
New safetext: Dar̯̖̩͒̑ͧ̓̐̕k̡͈̝̤͈͈̻̣̊ͧͨ̚͟ ̧̿͑ͤ͟҉̘̦̖̙̱A̛̅̓̽̄̍ͧ̒҉̣̰̫̬z̜̯͉ͯ́̚ͅų̛̰̜̗͔̯̳̰ͣͣ̄̏́ͫ̓ͪ́̚ͅr̵̹̬̤͈̣̯͖̊̒̅͛ͨ͆ͥ͛͠ę̷ͮ̉̄̈͘͠͏͇̫̬̜̳̞̱̺̲̰̪̬̖̙̠ͅ-̂͑͐̈́͛̃͐̊̓͋͏͘͟͜͏̬͓͙͓͉͈̬̼̝̯̥-̷̵̳͎̳͔̭̰͕̗ͥ̒͋̓̎̃̒̒͛ͯ͗ͣ̑̊ͩ͒ #9933cc. Wh-what? That's odd... My head's buzzing now. A momentary lapse of concentration, I guess. Anyway, observe the new blue safetext.
All dead players revive!
The Coliseum fades into glitch, and Crusher48 and the Godmodder ready for the fastball special! However, the Godmodder finds himself being flung head-first into... a door! He slams against it and falls to the floor... Standing in the place of the Coliseum is a massive door full of gears! There are five pools of lava surrounding the door... To proceed, five players must voluntarily sacrifice themselves in the lava! Only then will the door open and the Cube Bits be earned... Remember, if you die, you can't post for a turn! Go on. Will you be brave, or a coward?
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to the MBC-Cannon Parts! The Shard of Engie, with no other targets, glitches out and becomes anti-player! He deals 8 damage to pionoplayer and The_Serpent! The Queen does nothing! The Godmodder takes pity on the inanimate cannon parts and restores them to full health!
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Sacrifice yourself to open the Suicide Door!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [O)_(O]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 50%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 45%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 40%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 63%
CODE INTEGRITY: 75%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 76%
PLAYABILITY: 79%
SERVER CHIPS: 5/8
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Challenge Six: THE TEMPLE.
Suicide Door: [???] Guarding 2 Cube Bits. Players Sacrificed: 0/5.
Cube Bits: [???] 4/8 Collected.
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insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 20/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 20/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 20/20. Regen: II
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 18/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 14/20. Regen: II
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 16/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 20/20. Regen: II
TT2000: [???] HP: 18/20. Wither: IIII
zerithos: [???] HP: 20/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 13/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 16/20.
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 20/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 20/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 20/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 15/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 20/20.
OverlordXCano: [???] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 12/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 18/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 18/20. Regen: II
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 12/20.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 12/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 14/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 18/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 20/20.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened by the Chain!
Shard of Engie: [???] HP: 18/20. Stability: 100%. Consume: III
MBC-Parts: [???] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
The Queen: [???] HP: 215/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III DISABLED (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII IN USE (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
24 Hog Slop
28 Elf Tears
21 Pie Filling
27 Weasel Snot
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(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 10/11 (Typheus' Might)
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 10/11 (Cetus' Crusher)
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 6/9
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Pr1nt1ng 0ff an0ther BG0, p0ssess1ng... d0ne. What's th1s? 1t l00ks l1ke my past self g0t ar0und t0 mak1ng a c0nven1ent p1le 0f them, and st0red them w1th1n my wallet for me! S1nce 1 drop my 1tems when 1 d1e, th1s 1s an 1ncred1bly useful thing t0 n0te! Huzzah for godmodd1ng ar0und a s1tuat10n-wa1t n0 they d1sappeared. Whatever.
Wa1t why am 1 talk1ng l1ke th1s. Hm. 0h well n0t l1ke 1 care how 1 type. 1 guess 1 dance around the p1t and attempt t0 see 1f any l00ph0les ex1st 1n th1s challenge. L1ke me t0ss1ng an 1nact1ve player 1nt0 1t. 0n that n0te 1 sh0ve g0anna 1nt0 a p1t and then dr0p ragn0r0ck 1nt0 an0ther. Als0. Wall 0f Waa. Y0ur attempts t0 sh0ve me 1n fa1l aut0mat1cally.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 10/11 (Typheus' Might)
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 10/11 (Cetus' Crusher)
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 6/9
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED