The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> SAVING
-7 / 10- Beyond The Grave
-9 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I decide to fire the CHAIRHEIR'S STANDARD at the INFINITY SEAL.
The bullets are promplty controlled by Twitch Hivemind, and they begin to circle around the Monolith in sporadic patterns!
And then somebody presses B, making them go faster!
And faster!
And faster!
Suddenly, the bullets are going near the speed of sound!
The Hivemind then manages to make the bullets crash into the Infinity Seal.
Given that this is the hivemind, some of the bullets flew off into the distance and hurt something, but hey.
>>WHO REDACTED MY POST. BINARY/BILL.
>>I cast Detect Magic on/look in the Thaumonommicon for/consult the GameFAQs guide about the Infinity Seal's glowy state.
>>I add negative infinity to the Infinity Seal.
I hire Tagon's Toughs to come and blow up the Infinity Seal, and request the Fleetmind's assistance, which comes in the form of a Tausegennian battleship. As in, the giant huge one. There are absolutely no scorch marks left when they're done firing. And they need to reload.
>>I upload a copy to the Fleetmind. ((Not an action))
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Vita Australi (life) ~~~ Loom
8/11 for Potestias Eius
7/9 for Nyx's Rod
6/11 for Disparem
Hank decides to hang back while the others assail the infinity seal.
He stands back, and pulls out a massive ion cannon.
A robotic voice begins: Firing Michael Bay Cannon in 3...
((Before you ask what a Michael Bay Cannon is: it fires explosions. Not explosives. Explosions.))
On the Preston Cole:
((serpent, I'm still waiting for Astria's response))
One of the engineers goes to plug in the coding transfer...
And grabs the wrong code drive.
Instead of grabbing the newly coded stuff for the Christmas animatronics, he loads in the coding for the military drones.
They flip them on... TARGET ACQUIRED. You forgot to check the labels didn't you.
"Sorry!"
>>I launch many potato jetpacks at the Infinity Seal...Oh wait, those were missiles. 'Oops!'
I seem to be on a clothing alchemy roll here...
Concentrated Magic in a Jar ~~~ Loom
Party in a Bottle ~~~ Loom
SCP-914 ~~~ Loom
>>Oh, come off it.
>>I launch several thousand missiles at the Infinity Seal...Oh wait, those were potato jetpacks.
>>I multiply the Infinity Seal by 0.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Riddletwister 9/9!
I examine the Riddletwister. Then, I answer the Corotite Mecha.
I think I can perform a soulbinding of such magnitude, but I can't be certain. Do you know any particularly odd methods of binding souls to objects?
@HEX: Do I think that is the HQ? No, not how you are indicating it. The other place, as in the nonexistent universe, is certainly not what I mean. I mean the collection of objects and possibly computer bits that make you up. Do not underestimate the Inky Abyss, nor try to escape my vision.
I look at the Infinity Seal. It has been quite a while since I have seen it. Anyhow, I pull out the Hazel Wand, and proceed to fire a variety of curses and spells into it, instantly causing it to collapse. Perhaps. Afterwards, I pull out a vial of Visink. Several seconds later, I pour it in a circular shape around the Seal. I begin mutter an incantation, and the fluid levitates into the air, before separating into three distinct rings, flowing around the Seal. The rings flow faster and faster, until, suddenly, they glow, becoming silhouettes into space, akin to how a First Guardian might. The ink circles around the Seal, before colliding, fusing the energies of creation into a singular destructive explosion of recondite power.
I use the Eye's Pyramidion on a random willing player to attempt to read their thoughts without harming them. I also play a magnificent song on the Organ Grinder, hopefully merely reverberating across Grayhold.
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~~~
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I err... idle? There doesnt seem to be anything to do except attacking the infinity seal which got no hps... Hmm okay, i deploy a volatile healing bomb, it either heals or damages random players!
{GLITCH KEEPS MESSING UP MY MIND... THAT'S A PROBLEM WITH BEING AN ENTITY. YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP SOME SPECIAL PLAYER IMMUNITY.}
Ew. Orchid text. I'll keep it brief.
Overworld: use Consume on the infinity seal. Because eating it might do something. Or save Consume for later if someone else cracks it first.
Seriously. Ew. That was brain cancer. The sooner we change over to a safe colour that isn't Orchid, the better. No offense, Serpent, but knowing that the budget robot and the geometry lesson use that colour puts me right off.
Wilson's Lab: "You look like you got nominated for something special. Like... becoming a champion, of a god, of some sort. There was a guy I used to know about that ended up become Sheogorath's champion. Funny how that turned out - Sheogorath reverted to being Jyggalag and tried to wreck everything, then the guy got promoted to be the replacement Sheogorath. Madness is weird like that. But that's beside the point. Who made you their champion and was there anything involving a rivalry? Those tend to be common enough." (That was fun.)
Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: "If you think about it for long enough, almost every festival this time of year tends to be some variant of main world Christmas, modified to fit the setting. Anyhow. Since it's nearly Christmas, or Humanity Day, or Winter Whatevermas, there anything you hoping to get this time around?"
The Mainframe: The light stuff has been sorted out already. Now to get the heavier stuff, like the tree. Speaking of which, it's about 9 times taller than MAG Agent Torture, who still doesn't have much trouble with it thanks to the help of 2 maintenance drones. Just put that in the corner over there. Yes, I know the room is massive. I did that on purpose. Absurdly large rooms are great for demoralizing invaders, if you can afford to put them in. No, don't drop it! It cost quite a price to uproot the thing and clear the hippies out of it in the first place, so I'd rather not go through that again if possible. There we go. That looks perfect.
Gutza: Okay, I alchemize Carbon Plate & Contained Antimatter Cannister & Small Empty Warhead = Small Carbon-Antimatter Warhead. I then file a cease-and-desist at the Monolith for copyright enfringement of 2001: A Space Odyssey and change my chum handle to unknownTechie [UT].
Bender: I tell the Black Monolith to go bite my shiny metal ***.
>>The alt army swarms the seal, complete with assorted high-end weapons and armor. Like DEADLY LASERS, the Royal Guardian Sword, Ars Magicka spells in augmented casting mode, Thaumcraft gear, missile launchers, etc.
I shoot the Seal with hard-light projectiles.
Oculus ~~~ Loom
Hard Light ~~~ Loom
Loom ~~~ Loom
((All right, I'll stop now.))
>>I apply telekinetic pressure to the Seal.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The godmodder enabled keepinventory? That could be a problem, for, you know, when we kill him.
I take Forge's Light and use MILES SAGGITAS on the infinity seal! It probably won't work(special attacks always seem to fail these days...), but it's worth a shot!
1 attempt t0 steal Flare's Fez and use 1t 0n the 1nf1n1ty Seal. 1 then shake Le0nstar down for his M0n0l1th1um and stab 1t 1nt0 the Seal. 1 als0 dec1de t0 sh0ve a S0RD 1nt0 the Seal.
Heat Clocksucker 3/9
Frost Frogsucker 3/9
Unpersoner > Fine 2/10
I chew on a OPple for its healing effects. I also go back into the past and shake the inventor of the OPple for using such an hard and usually unedible material. Chocolate would've been so much nicer to chew on, and probably taste better too...
It makes books. That's what a printing press does, right? And please, ask this on the Forge if you have to.
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> SAVING
-7 / 10- Beyond The Grave
-9 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I decide to fire the CHAIRHEIR'S STANDARD at the INFINITY SEAL.
The bullets are promplty controlled by Twitch Hivemind, and they begin to circle around the Monolith in sporadic patterns!
And then somebody presses B, making them go faster!
And faster!
And faster!
Suddenly, the bullets are going near the speed of sound!
The Hivemind then manages to make the bullets crash into the Infinity Seal.
Given that this is the hivemind, some of the bullets flew off into the distance and hurt something, but hey.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
>>I cast Detect Magic on/look in the Thaumonommicon for/consult the GameFAQs guide about the Infinity Seal's glowy state.
>>I add negative infinity to the Infinity Seal.
I hire Tagon's Toughs to come and blow up the Infinity Seal, and request the Fleetmind's assistance, which comes in the form of a Tausegennian battleship. As in, the giant huge one. There are absolutely no scorch marks left when they're done firing. And they need to reload.
>>I upload a copy to the Fleetmind. ((Not an action))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
8/11 for Potestias Eius
7/9 for Nyx's Rod
6/11 for Disparem
Hank decides to hang back while the others assail the infinity seal.
He stands back, and pulls out a massive ion cannon.
A robotic voice begins:
Firing Michael Bay Cannon in 3...
((Before you ask what a Michael Bay Cannon is: it fires explosions. Not explosives. Explosions.))
On the Preston Cole:
((serpent, I'm still waiting for Astria's response))
One of the engineers goes to plug in the coding transfer...
And grabs the wrong code drive.
Instead of grabbing the newly coded stuff for the Christmas animatronics, he loads in the coding for the military drones.
They flip them on...
TARGET ACQUIRED.
You forgot to check the labels didn't you.
"Sorry!"
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I seem to be on a clothing alchemy roll here...
Concentrated Magic in a Jar ~~~ Loom
Party in a Bottle ~~~ Loom
SCP-914 ~~~ Loom
>>Oh, come off it.
>>I launch several thousand missiles at the Infinity Seal...Oh wait, those were potato jetpacks.
>>I multiply the Infinity Seal by 0.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I examine the Riddletwister. Then, I answer the Corotite Mecha.
I think I can perform a soulbinding of such magnitude, but I can't be certain. Do you know any particularly odd methods of binding souls to objects?
@HEX: Do I think that is the HQ? No, not how you are indicating it. The other place, as in the nonexistent universe, is certainly not what I mean. I mean the collection of objects and possibly computer bits that make you up. Do not underestimate the Inky Abyss, nor try to escape my vision.
I look at the Infinity Seal. It has been quite a while since I have seen it. Anyhow, I pull out the Hazel Wand, and proceed to fire a variety of curses and spells into it, instantly causing it to collapse. Perhaps. Afterwards, I pull out a vial of Visink. Several seconds later, I pour it in a circular shape around the Seal. I begin mutter an incantation, and the fluid levitates into the air, before separating into three distinct rings, flowing around the Seal. The rings flow faster and faster, until, suddenly, they glow, becoming silhouettes into space, akin to how a First Guardian might. The ink circles around the Seal, before colliding, fusing the energies of creation into a singular destructive explosion of recondite power.
I use the Eye's Pyramidion on a random willing player to attempt to read their thoughts without harming them. I also play a magnificent song on the Organ Grinder, hopefully merely reverberating across Grayhold.
I err... idle? There doesnt seem to be anything to do except attacking the infinity seal which got no hps... Hmm okay, i deploy a volatile healing bomb, it either heals or damages random players!
Inventory
Ew. Orchid text. I'll keep it brief.
Overworld: use Consume on the infinity seal. Because eating it might do something. Or save Consume for later if someone else cracks it first.
Seriously. Ew. That was brain cancer. The sooner we change over to a safe colour that isn't Orchid, the better. No offense, Serpent, but knowing that the budget robot and the geometry lesson use that colour puts me right off.
Wilson's Lab: "You look like you got nominated for something special. Like... becoming a champion, of a god, of some sort. There was a guy I used to know about that ended up become Sheogorath's champion. Funny how that turned out - Sheogorath reverted to being Jyggalag and tried to wreck everything, then the guy got promoted to be the replacement Sheogorath. Madness is weird like that. But that's beside the point. Who made you their champion and was there anything involving a rivalry? Those tend to be common enough." (That was fun.)
Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: "If you think about it for long enough, almost every festival this time of year tends to be some variant of main world Christmas, modified to fit the setting. Anyhow. Since it's nearly Christmas, or Humanity Day, or Winter Whatevermas, there anything you hoping to get this time around?"
The Mainframe: The light stuff has been sorted out already. Now to get the heavier stuff, like the tree. Speaking of which, it's about 9 times taller than MAG Agent Torture, who still doesn't have much trouble with it thanks to the help of 2 maintenance drones. Just put that in the corner over there. Yes, I know the room is massive. I did that on purpose. Absurdly large rooms are great for demoralizing invaders, if you can afford to put them in. No, don't drop it! It cost quite a price to uproot the thing and clear the hippies out of it in the first place, so I'd rather not go through that again if possible. There we go. That looks perfect.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
iAntimak: 2/10
==Actions==
Gutza: Okay, I alchemize Carbon Plate & Contained Antimatter Cannister & Small Empty Warhead = Small Carbon-Antimatter Warhead. I then file a cease-and-desist at the Monolith for copyright enfringement of 2001: A Space Odyssey and change my chum handle to unknownTechie [UT].
Bender: I tell the Black Monolith to go bite my shiny metal ***.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I shoot the Seal with hard-light projectiles.
Oculus ~~~ Loom
Hard Light ~~~ Loom
Loom ~~~ Loom
((All right, I'll stop now.))
>>I apply telekinetic pressure to the Seal.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
9/11 for Potestias Eius
8/9 for Nyx's Rod
7/11 for Disparem
Hank continues charging his massive laser cannon.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Action 1/3
Magma Mortars: 6/10
Elemental Retribution: 41/60
Orbit Control: 16/50
I carefully examine the Monolith, looking for a way to stop it.
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I fire off a mini Green Sun at the Queen. I give the Godmodder a brick, hoping it reverse-glitches.
Oh no
In the name of the plot I will justifyingly edit you!
I fire the Narrative Assaulter at the Infinity Seal.
Purple Fire Charge Complete!
Sweet Spades 2/8
S'more Sticks 2/8
Troper's 0ctet ~~~ Loom
The godmodder enabled keepinventory? That could be a problem, for, you know, when we kill him.
I take Forge's Light and use MILES SAGGITAS on the infinity seal! It probably won't work(special attacks always seem to fail these days...), but it's worth a shot!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
4/? Churges
I alchemiterize the Binding of Scythes and the Golden Apple.
1/?
(Yeah, I'll use the Fez in my next post probs.)
I lick the Infinity Seal.
I then drink a Potion of Instant Health.
Sweet Spades 3/8
S'more Sticks 3/8
Narrative Assaulter N Scratcher
iAntimak: 3/10
Small Carbon-Plated Antimatter Warhead: 2/??
==Actions==
Gutza: I use the plot detector on my armor to try to detect the weakness of the Infinity Seal. Then, I read section 6 of the guide.
Bender: I do nothing.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Heat Clocksucker 3/9
Frost Frogsucker 3/9
Unpersoner > Fine 2/10
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Plot Armor > coarse
I chew on a OPple for its healing effects. I also go back into the past and shake the inventor of the OPple for using such an hard and usually unedible material. Chocolate would've been so much nicer to chew on, and probably taste better too...
Inventory