>>TWIN GTGORILLAO OF THERE THE SAFETEXT IS NOT TEAL IT IS BINARYCOLORED FLEE I REPEAT GET OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE BEFORE SOMETHING WORSE HAPPENS!!!!
>>Also, I have a Minecraft account...
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Ehhh... Whoops. I realize now that I attacked an entity that died already... whoops... derp...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: The doll doesn't change its actual type. The Shard does though. And by the way, your cool downs do not activate on any attacks used against the doll.
@fseftr: So... do you act kinda like a bank then? Collecting funds and capital to lend it to other people? Is that more accurate?
I forgot to update the damage the Shard took last turn after my post imploded, so the Shard takes 53 damage this round. I think thats what I should be. The Void Portal deals 1 damage to the Shard and does not affect its type. Mori deals a reduced 6 damage to the Shard and also doesn't change its type. The Christmas Tree deals a boosted 2 Light damage to the Shard and changes it to a NAT type. RNGesus says... 1... nope... 8... nope... 1... nope. Nothing happens. Well, the Void Portal gets healed a little. The DracoHawk launches a Rixty Barrage, and all the shots connect, dealing a total of 12 damage, dazing the Shard and turning it into a MAG type. It also Orbital Drop Kicks the Doll. It shudders somewhat. Gah... I... no no no no... The Shard collapses onto the ground and lies motionless. Laiko walks over to it. Its over.Heh... always so... hah... naive... walking up to me...I'm not afraid of you anymore. This trail has purged my fear. How... hah... noble and... naive... You're purged of fear... hah... of what? Heh... fear of repeating your mistake? The... hah... two basic reactions... are fight or fright... So you're left with only war...Are- are you trying to rile me?Maybe... that is all I have left... The Shard pauses for a while. You're... hah... not quite as dumb as I thought... The Shard springs up and grabs Wilson, pulling him down and choking him. You... WILL die here with me! This is the Shard's final stand. It is almost defeated, so give as put out as much damage as you possibly can! But be careful not to hurt Wilson with AOEs too much. In all of this, the fox doll is slowly shaking. It was charging with FIR power this turn, but it was attacked with ENE damage. It shudders and launches blasts of electric flame that explode and crackle around the room, injuring all allies.
Allied Line:
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 30% integrity - Action: 1 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[2 COL AOE *2, 4 FIR, 3 MAG to adjacent foes *3]) When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%. Void Bolt damage = 1 per 25% lost [NAT] Christmas Tree: 190 Million/205 Million HP - Action: 2 (group's) Discountedness: 50%. Hides in back. When an enemy considers directly attacking this entity, they have a chance to ignore it. Current chance: 10%. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: ⅓ Santa shows up with a present that can contain items or weak summons. Christmas Treats: Produces Christmas goodies that heal an ally 1 HP each turn. Christmas Spirit: 10% chance for any given entity besides those who do not celebrate Christmas ICly to stop for a turn. If they are allied they get an attack boost next turn. Mr. Scrooge: 25% chance for Ebenezer Scrooge to turn up and demoralize the enemy/strengthen allies. Regular abilities: Sparkly!: Deals one light damage, and dazzles a target. The dazzled target will have a 25% chance of missing. Pinecone Projectile: Deals 2 NAT damage. Applies Underfoot debuff to the enemy. The enemy has a 5% chance to trip on a pinecone, which will destroy the pinecones but interrupt or cause friendly fire. The pinecones cannot be thrown back. Pinecones stack until destroyed. Reduces Discountedness by 10% when used. Takes 1 million times more damage. [MET] Dracohawk: 55/70 HP - Action: 3 (Engie's) Attacks: Card Trick (4 Magic damage, applies either a 3 per turn damage over time for 2 turns, massive attack damage penalty for 2 turns, massive accuracy penalty for 2 turns, or damages resistances), Dragonfire (5 Fire damage, applies a 2 per turn damage over time for 3 turns and heals the Dracohawk for 2 per turn over 3 turns), Zorbo Doll (no damage, heals the Dracohawk for 3 per turn over 2 turns and causes it to ignore the next damage taken), Rixty Barrage (4 separate attacks of 2 Metal damage each, Dazes the target if all shots connect), Orbital Drop Kick (5 Energy damage, dazes the target regardless of damaging it), Dragon Roar (3 seperate attacks of 2 Nature damage each, increases damage, accuracy, and buffs resistances depending on which attacks connect), 4 turn cooldown for each attack
[LIGHT] Zenko: 14/70 HP - Action: 4
[SHA] Yako: 17/70 - Action: 5
[NEU] Wilson: 30/40 HP
Enemy:
[MAG] Shard of Guilt: 20/??? HP - Action: 6
[NEU] Fox Doll: 85/100 HP - Action: N/A (Attacking this entity does not consume the attacker's turn)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 - Metal x2 - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O | R
Wrapping Paper + 1 (total = 3), +1 potion (total = +7), big XMAS tree 4/5, gifts 4/5, and finally, easy choice. Into the 4th lava pit. Edit- Actually I don't because it would mean that six people are dying for five pits. BTW Twin, did you get my PM? I wanted to ask you something.
Bluh. I'll just post this in two colors. That way only half of the post will be annihilated, and either way something gets through. FOR SCIENCE!
Torgue Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = SWORDSPLOSION!!! (Level 8: 9/9) Swords and explosions, my favorite combo!
Torgue Rocket Launcher && Uranium && Cold-Fusion Power Cell && TNT = Nukem (Level 6: 7/7) This will be a blast!
Now then...Time to make the ULTIMATE TORGUE GUN! SWORDSPLOSION!!! && Nukem && Unkempt Harold = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Let's just try this. Antiaqua || Excalibleep = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Last but not least! The Goldenrod && Lifeforce of TF2 Austraila = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
With that done, I throw myself into the pit. I guess it'll take a while for me to fully die and respawn...
I fully reject the notion that slowly burning to death is any bit painful.
...
Bluh. I'll just post this in two colors. That way only half of the post will be annihilated, and either way something gets through. FOR SCIENCE!
Torgue Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = SWORDSPLOSION!!! (Level 8: 9/9) Swords and explosions, my favorite combo!
Torgue Rocket Launcher && Uranium && Cold-Fusion Power Cell && TNT = Nukem (Level 6: 7/7) This will be a blast!
Now then...Time to make the ULTIMATE TORGUE GUN! SWORDSPLOSION!!! && Nukem && Unkempt Harold = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Let's just try this. Antiaqua || Excalibleep = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Last but not least! The Goldenrod && Lifeforce of TF2 Austraila = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
With that done, I throw myself into the pit. I guess it'll take a while for me to fully die and respawn...
I fully reject the notion that slowly burning to death is any bit painful.
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Eye's Pyramidion 6/6!
I examine Eye's Pyramidion. Then, I grant the Corotite Mecha a position of the highest honor in normal society (I have no clue how humans show this, and I would rather do it in a mundane way, instead of your obscene alien festivals), granting him access to the lowest dungeons of Grayhold (which, thanks to my mastery of thaumic bores, extends into the Void) to the highest peaks. I ask him if he remembers who he was, and what his name was.
I peer down at the lava pools, and proceed to do naught. I am no hero. I shall be left behind to see what is beyond the gate. My avatar momentarily stops moving, for approximately seventeen minutes.
(Just in case, I shall do this again) I examine Eye's Pyramidion. Then, I grant the Corotite Mecha a position of the highest honor in normal society (I have no clue how humans show this, and I would rather do it in a mundane way, instead of your obscene alien festivals), granting him access to the lowest dungeons of Grayhold (which, thanks to my mastery of thaumic bores, extends into the Void) to the highest peaks. I ask him if he remembers who he was, and what his name was.
I peer down at the lava pools, and proceed to do naught. I am no hero. I shall be left behind to see what is beyond the gate. My avatar momentarily stops moving, for approximately seventeen minutes.
Seventeen minutes earlier, in Universe V2, upon the meteor currently imbedded in Lopat, I sit at my desk, staring at the still charging laptop upon it, depicting a large amount of standing still and staring at lava pools. I open up Pesterchum, having realized something.
ambiguousTheoretician [AT] began pestering catastrophicGovernance [CG].
AT: Hello.
CG: Kalare, what the **** are you doing its 11 in the middle of the night
AT: I dunno. Perhaps I just wish to talk, or perhaps I have had a revelation.
CG: Alert the press, kalare has had a revelation
CG: A rare thing to consider
AT: Indeed. In fact, I am positively certain that, due to the fact that these revelations are so rare, in my case, I must be leeching them from somewhere.
AT: I am exemplifying a flagrant disregard of deference in doing this, which cannot mollify your grief over the demise of what shall be colloquially referred to as the reserved intellectuals and masterful tacticians. Alas.
CG: All those tacticians turning in their graves
CG: So, you wanted to say something
AT: Yes. I think I may have discovered another member of our race.
CG: Outside of us five
AT: Yes.
CG: Ok
AT: I am slightly conflicted upon the matter of what to do.
CG: Nothing
AT: Nothing? I see. You suspect they are not going to react kindly to us, or that they are going to attempt to slay us all?
CG: No
CG: Its just... suspicious
AT: I'll wait before acting.
AT: Thanks for the help. Also, couldn't we have just talked face-to-face?
CG: Youre welcome, and we could have but we are both busy
AT: Busy indeed.
CG: Yep
{...WELL THAT WAS QUICK. THERE ISN'T REALLY ANYTHING I CAN DO IN THE OVERWORLD, SO I MIGHT AS WELL USE THIS POST TO CONTINUE THE ROLEPLAYING STUFF. BECAUSE REASONS.}
Dreamscape: Orbital Drop Kick the Shard of Guilt. Follow it up with the final use of the Iron Sword. "He shall not die here with you. Even though he might be a little too emotional, his death is not something I'm going to just let happen." The Dracohawk, normally a brilliant gold, glows a dull gray, radiating the same aura that one of my drones gives off under certain circumstances. "People who care, people who show emotion - they're in short supply right now. Shards of weird stuff are not. That role is filled. There can be only one, and it isn't going to be some personality quirk. You will die. He will live. END. OF. DISCUSSION."
Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: "I celebrate Christmas, Halloween, Easter, St. Patrick's Day, Thanksgiving, and various other things, not because of the spirit of the holidays themselves, but because it's nice to have some days in the year reserved for not having to worry quite as much about the same trivial things that happen all through the rest of the year. Why holidays in particular? Because those days are the best time for it, since the holiday spirit makes people just a little easier to deal with - but mainly when the holiday spirit is an accepting one. That is why I celebrate Christmas. Because it's a good time to do so." The drone appears to be staring blankly ahead of itself, me lost in thought, then suddenly shakes itself back into reality. "Gah... spaced out there for a moment. Happens every so often. So, how does Humanity Day differ from Christmas? The little things, like the type of celebrating, to the big things, like the presumed exclusion of xenos from the festivities..."
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I see. Piono's not just going to leave these artifacts here however... Admittedly that won't be relevant until after DTG 2, but whatever.
Also, the spoils would have captcha codes. Everything has a captcha code (which leads me to believe that there's something screwy with the captcha code system beyond what we already know about it) its just that the spoils have such a ludicrously high grist cost that there's no way anyone in Godcraft other than the godmodder could alchemize them legitimately. Remember, I found an alchemy combination for the Emerald Nova a while back.
Also. The glitch intercepted the first safe text? That ain't good.
@engie: Wait, how'd you find Mag Agent Torture! He died quite some time ago here in Godcraft... Oh well, I guess Madness Combat characters rarely stay dead for long...
Since I forgot to do my clothing last round...
Abiit ~~~ Loom
Exedo ~~~ Loom
6/11 for Potestias Eius
5/9 for Nyx's Rod
4/11 for Disparem
on the Battlefield:
Hank, watching as everyone tosses themselves into the lava pools looks about, confused. He can't hear the GM's voice, nor does he know anything about what happened in Genericcraft.
He decides there must be something up with the new challenge and leaves the temple, then pops out regenerative serums that he alchemized earlier, and begins injecting himself with them (apply instant health and regen. Give me my puny effects, because sending piono basically separated me from every single one of my alchemies, as well as the faceless eights.)
Hey everyone! The name of the safe color is dark orchid. Dark azure failed, so twin switched to dark orchid, or at least I'm assuming that's what happened.
on the Preston Cole: Well, the gift giving is fairly simple. You try and obtain something for your various friends that you think they would appreciate, sometimes wrap it up with brightly colored paper, yes, its almost as stupid as it sounds, but its tradition, and hold onto it until the Christmas party.
Meanwhile:
The first batch of animatronics are lined up.
All of them rebuilt, and ready for to be reprogrammed...
Darn! I wanted to jump in but the required amount has already been reached!
==Actions==
Gutza: "I wanted to jump into the lava, but now enough people have jumped in. Wait, what if the Glitch messes up their attempt? I guess I will jump in, but first I need to start alchemizing stuff." I start alchemizing Contained Antimatter Cannister & Miniature Tokomak and Contained Antimatter Cannister & iTokomak, pull out a Fuel Tank (filled with propellants that can be accelerated even more with electromagents) and Small Rocket Fins, and alchemize Small Empty Warhead & Computer & Contained Antimatter Cannister & Fuel Tank(filled with those propellants) & Small Rocket Engine & Magstone Wires & Small Rocket Fins = Small Guided Antimatter Missile. I then jump into the lava.
Small Guided Antimatter Missile: This missile contains a small warhead filled with antimatter, which detonates when the missile hits its target, or when the user manually detonates it. It's gimabling ability, built-in computer, and its fins' control mechanisms allow it to lock-on to and track its targets. The special propellants it uses have the property that when the combust in the engine, an electromagnetic field can be used to accelerate the hot plasma even further, increasing the potential thrust. the magstone wires provide that electromagnetic field, and can be turned for on at will.
Bender: "Ha Ha Ha, while you puny$2.:&$;; awesome humans sacrifice yourselves gallantly, I shall stand here and wait until you and my employer re spawn. I am 40% Dolomite, so I could jump in, but I wouldn't die and death may be required to pass. Goodbye." I then wait until my employer returns.
17/25 Health Care Package
17/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Takes notes on differences in the glitches behaviour since Day 1.
> K4yne: I can't do anything since there are already five people that sacrificed themselves. I heal Serpent with No Joke instead.
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Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Well, it appears I was "accidentally" too late to jump in! OH WELL! I now have two 40-post charges. Don't worry, I have a plan! I just need ONE more...
Hm. Ah well 1 just d0 a j1g. Anyb0dy up f0r... hm. N0t much t0 d0 right now. 1 just k1nd of exper1mentally slap the G0dm0dder l1ghtly t0 see what h1s damage threshold 1s. 1 then H0pe up s0me Hellac10us Blue Phlegm Aneurysm Gushers t0 heal anyb0dy need1ng heal1ng.
Typheus' Might done.
Cetus' Crusher done.
Unpersoner 8/9
why m0re d0ubletext.
Hm. Ah well 1 just d0 a j1g. Anyb0dy up f0r... hm. N0t much t0 d0 right now. 1 just k1nd of exper1mentally slap the G0dm0dder l1ghtly t0 see what h1s damage threshold 1s. 1 then H0pe up s0me Hellac10us Blue Phlegm Aneurysm Gushers t0 heal anyb0dy need1ng heal1ng.
Typheus' Might done.
Cetus' Crusher done.
Unpersoner 8/9
I hide my Clothing Alchemies, Weapons, and my beloved Hat in a private pocket dimension. I then tell the Godmodder to jump into a Pool and that I will give him a cookie if he lands in the lava before me. I then jump into another Pool.
If only 1 Sacrificial Pool is left:
I hide my Clothing Alchemies, Weapons, and my beloved Hat in a private pocket dimension.I then put on a tuxedo made out of easily-flammable cloth, purple firecharges, purple fireworks, and purple-painted Creepers. 0n top of that I wear Godmodder cosplay. I then light myself on fire and jump into the remaining Pool.
If no Pools remain, I use a taken Pool to grill marshmallows dipped in healing potions.
If I wind up being one of the five required suiciders, I still refute the notion of this situation being painful.
If not, I...Uh, twiddle my thumbs and try to comfort the five who did leap into the pits while they slowly burn to death.
Either way, I might still be alive, burning to death or otherwise. If I am, I channel fierce healing energies into someone who needs healing and who ISN'T in the lava pools. I also manage to intercept insert's slap by throwing a block of stone in the way. I'd rather not see more team-killing.
If I wind up being one of the five required suiciders, I still refute the notion of this situation being painful.
If not, I...Uh, twiddle my thumbs and try to comfort the five who did leap into the pits while they slowly burn to death.
Either way, I might still be alive, burning to death or otherwise. If I am, I channel fierce healing energies into someone who needs healing and who ISN'T in the lava pools. I also manage to intercept insert's slap by throwing a block of stone in the way. I'd rather not see more team-killing.
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I heal myself with the Everfull Cosmicfruit Pot, if needed. If not, I heal anybody who needs healing.
I point out to the Corotite Mecha that I already have some knowledge on the matter of robotics, up to the point of being able to engineer a functioning robot without any outside help. Regardless, I ask for him to tell me all his secrets on the matter, and, in fact, all the things he wishes to tell me. Knowledge is power.
Riddletwister 7/9
I heal myself with the Everfull Cosmicfruit Pot, if needed. If not, I heal anybody who needs healing.
I point out to the Corotite Mecha that I already have some knowledge on the matter of robotics, up to the point of being able to engineer a functioning robot without any outside help. Regardless, I ask for him to tell me all his secrets on the matter, and, in fact, all the things he wishes to tell me. Knowledge is power.
Meanwhile, on the Preston Cole:
The sounds of fusing metal, plasma, and pure arcane thaumaturgy can be heard in the distance, as can a steady muttering, clearly a repetitive incantation, if you know what those are.
Sentimentality is what is important here. As is the quality of the four gifts.
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Olive Octet complete!
Fluorite Octet && Bismuth Crystal = Eightfold Stairstep (6/9)
Unicoder && Warded Fabrico Jar = Origin Wands (1/11)
Action
I jump into a lava pool that isn't taken while shouting "BRBAFK."
On Earth...
Cobalt takes a break from the computer and... nope, he's playing NetHack on his laptop. Dammit.
Alchemies
Olive Octet complete!
Fluorite Octet && Bismuth Crystal = Eightfold Stairstep (6/9)
Unicoder && Warded Fabrico Jar = Origin Wands (1/11)
Action
I jump into a lava pool that isn't taken while shouting "BRBAFK."
On Earth...
Cobalt takes a break from the computer and... nope, he's playing NetHack on his laptop. Dammit.
>>Also, I have a Minecraft account...
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
(However, before I die, I effectonator tri-regen blast Tailist, Serpent and TT2200.)
Alternatively, I sock b1nary in its face. Booyeah. Fight the power.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: The doll doesn't change its actual type. The Shard does though. And by the way, your cool downs do not activate on any attacks used against the doll.
@fseftr: So... do you act kinda like a bank then? Collecting funds and capital to lend it to other people? Is that more accurate?
To Do: 1: Heal Wilson, 2: Protect Zenko/Yako, 3: Play the IRM thing (No one has submitted a score...) 4: Beat the Shard!
IRM event link:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hrhx9c98vb1m3qo/IRM event 2.zip
I forgot to update the damage the Shard took last turn after my post imploded, so the Shard takes 53 damage this round. I think thats what I should be. The Void Portal deals 1 damage to the Shard and does not affect its type. Mori deals a reduced 6 damage to the Shard and also doesn't change its type. The Christmas Tree deals a boosted 2 Light damage to the Shard and changes it to a NAT type. RNGesus says... 1... nope... 8... nope... 1... nope. Nothing happens. Well, the Void Portal gets healed a little. The DracoHawk launches a Rixty Barrage, and all the shots connect, dealing a total of 12 damage, dazing the Shard and turning it into a MAG type. It also Orbital Drop Kicks the Doll. It shudders somewhat. Gah... I... no no no no... The Shard collapses onto the ground and lies motionless. Laiko walks over to it. Its over. Heh... always so... hah... naive... walking up to me... I'm not afraid of you anymore. This trail has purged my fear. How... hah... noble and... naive... You're purged of fear... hah... of what? Heh... fear of repeating your mistake? The... hah... two basic reactions... are fight or fright... So you're left with only war... Are- are you trying to rile me? Maybe... that is all I have left... The Shard pauses for a while. You're... hah... not quite as dumb as I thought... The Shard springs up and grabs Wilson, pulling him down and choking him. You... WILL die here with me! This is the Shard's final stand. It is almost defeated, so give as put out as much damage as you possibly can! But be careful not to hurt Wilson with AOEs too much. In all of this, the fox doll is slowly shaking. It was charging with FIR power this turn, but it was attacked with ENE damage. It shudders and launches blasts of electric flame that explode and crackle around the room, injuring all allies.
Allied Line:
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 30% integrity - Action: 1 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[2 COL AOE *2, 4 FIR, 3 MAG to adjacent foes *3])
When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%. Void Bolt damage = 1 per 25% lost
[NAT] Christmas Tree: 190 Million/205 Million HP - Action: 2 (group's)
Discountedness: 50%. Hides in back. When an enemy considers directly attacking this entity, they have a chance to ignore it. Current chance: 10%. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: ⅓ Santa shows up with a present that can contain items or weak summons. Christmas Treats: Produces Christmas goodies that heal an ally 1 HP each turn. Christmas Spirit: 10% chance for any given entity besides those who do not celebrate Christmas ICly to stop for a turn. If they are allied they get an attack boost next turn. Mr. Scrooge: 25% chance for Ebenezer Scrooge to turn up and demoralize the enemy/strengthen allies.
Regular abilities: Sparkly!: Deals one light damage, and dazzles a target. The dazzled target will have a 25% chance of missing. Pinecone Projectile: Deals 2 NAT damage. Applies Underfoot debuff to the enemy. The enemy has a 5% chance to trip on a pinecone, which will destroy the pinecones but interrupt or cause friendly fire. The pinecones cannot be thrown back. Pinecones stack until destroyed. Reduces Discountedness by 10% when used. Takes 1 million times more damage.
[MET] Dracohawk: 55/70 HP - Action: 3 (Engie's)
Attacks: Card Trick (4 Magic damage, applies either a 3 per turn damage over time for 2 turns, massive attack damage penalty for 2 turns, massive accuracy penalty for 2 turns, or damages resistances), Dragonfire (5 Fire damage, applies a 2 per turn damage over time for 3 turns and heals the Dracohawk for 2 per turn over 3 turns), Zorbo Doll (no damage, heals the Dracohawk for 3 per turn over 2 turns and causes it to ignore the next damage taken), Rixty Barrage (4 separate attacks of 2 Metal damage each, Dazes the target if all shots connect), Orbital Drop Kick (5 Energy damage, dazes the target regardless of damaging it), Dragon Roar (3 seperate attacks of 2 Nature damage each, increases damage, accuracy, and buffs resistances depending on which attacks connect), 4 turn cooldown for each attack
[LIGHT] Zenko: 14/70 HP - Action: 4
[SHA] Yako: 17/70 - Action: 5
[NEU] Wilson: 30/40 HP
Enemy:
[MAG] Shard of Guilt: 20/??? HP - Action: 6
[NEU] Fox Doll: 85/100 HP - Action: N/A (Attacking this entity does not consume the attacker's turn)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 - Metal x2 - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O |
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Wrapping Paper + 1 (total = 3), +1 potion (total = +7), big XMAS tree 4/5, gifts 4/5, and finally, easy choice. Into the 4th lava pit. Edit- Actually I don't because it would mean that six people are dying for five pits. BTW Twin, did you get my PM? I wanted to ask you something.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Torgue Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = SWORDSPLOSION!!! (Level 8: 9/9) Swords and explosions, my favorite combo!
Torgue Rocket Launcher && Uranium && Cold-Fusion Power Cell && TNT = Nukem (Level 6: 7/7) This will be a blast!
Now then...Time to make the ULTIMATE TORGUE GUN! SWORDSPLOSION!!! && Nukem && Unkempt Harold = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Let's just try this. Antiaqua || Excalibleep = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Last but not least! The Goldenrod && Lifeforce of TF2 Austraila = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
With that done, I throw myself into the pit. I guess it'll take a while for me to fully die and respawn...
I fully reject the notion that slowly burning to death is any bit painful.
...
Bluh. I'll just post this in two colors. That way only half of the post will be annihilated, and either way something gets through. FOR SCIENCE!
Torgue Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = SWORDSPLOSION!!! (Level 8: 9/9) Swords and explosions, my favorite combo!
Torgue Rocket Launcher && Uranium && Cold-Fusion Power Cell && TNT = Nukem (Level 6: 7/7) This will be a blast!
Now then...Time to make the ULTIMATE TORGUE GUN! SWORDSPLOSION!!! && Nukem && Unkempt Harold = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Let's just try this. Antiaqua || Excalibleep = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Last but not least! The Goldenrod && Lifeforce of TF2 Austraila = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
With that done, I throw myself into the pit. I guess it'll take a while for me to fully die and respawn...
I fully reject the notion that slowly burning to death is any bit painful.
Eye's Pyramidion 6/6!
I examine Eye's Pyramidion. Then, I grant the Corotite Mecha a position of the highest honor in normal society (I have no clue how humans show this, and I would rather do it in a mundane way, instead of your obscene alien festivals), granting him access to the lowest dungeons of Grayhold (which, thanks to my mastery of thaumic bores, extends into the Void) to the highest peaks. I ask him if he remembers who he was, and what his name was.
I peer down at the lava pools, and proceed to do naught. I am no hero. I shall be left behind to see what is beyond the gate. My avatar momentarily stops moving, for approximately seventeen minutes.
(Just in case, I shall do this again) I examine Eye's Pyramidion. Then, I grant the Corotite Mecha a position of the highest honor in normal society (I have no clue how humans show this, and I would rather do it in a mundane way, instead of your obscene alien festivals), granting him access to the lowest dungeons of Grayhold (which, thanks to my mastery of thaumic bores, extends into the Void) to the highest peaks. I ask him if he remembers who he was, and what his name was.
I peer down at the lava pools, and proceed to do naught. I am no hero. I shall be left behind to see what is beyond the gate. My avatar momentarily stops moving, for approximately seventeen minutes.
Seventeen minutes earlier, in Universe V2, upon the meteor currently imbedded in Lopat, I sit at my desk, staring at the still charging laptop upon it, depicting a large amount of standing still and staring at lava pools. I open up Pesterchum, having realized something.
ambiguousTheoretician [AT] began pestering catastrophicGovernance [CG].
AT: Hello.
CG: Kalare, what the **** are you doing its 11 in the middle of the night
AT: I dunno. Perhaps I just wish to talk, or perhaps I have had a revelation.
CG: Alert the press, kalare has had a revelation
CG: A rare thing to consider
AT: Indeed. In fact, I am positively certain that, due to the fact that these revelations are so rare, in my case, I must be leeching them from somewhere.
AT: I am exemplifying a flagrant disregard of deference in doing this, which cannot mollify your grief over the demise of what shall be colloquially referred to as the reserved intellectuals and masterful tacticians. Alas.
CG: All those tacticians turning in their graves
CG: So, you wanted to say something
AT: Yes. I think I may have discovered another member of our race.
CG: Outside of us five
AT: Yes.
CG: Ok
AT: I am slightly conflicted upon the matter of what to do.
CG: Nothing
AT: Nothing? I see. You suspect they are not going to react kindly to us, or that they are going to attempt to slay us all?
CG: No
CG: Its just... suspicious
AT: I'll wait before acting.
AT: Thanks for the help. Also, couldn't we have just talked face-to-face?
CG: Youre welcome, and we could have but we are both busy
AT: Busy indeed.
CG: Yep
ambiguousTheoretician [AT] ceased pestering catastrophicGovernance [CG].
Dreamscape: Orbital Drop Kick the Shard of Guilt. Follow it up with the final use of the Iron Sword. "He shall not die here with you. Even though he might be a little too emotional, his death is not something I'm going to just let happen." The Dracohawk, normally a brilliant gold, glows a dull gray, radiating the same aura that one of my drones gives off under certain circumstances. "People who care, people who show emotion - they're in short supply right now. Shards of weird stuff are not. That role is filled. There can be only one, and it isn't going to be some personality quirk. You will die. He will live. END. OF. DISCUSSION."
Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: "I celebrate Christmas, Halloween, Easter, St. Patrick's Day, Thanksgiving, and various other things, not because of the spirit of the holidays themselves, but because it's nice to have some days in the year reserved for not having to worry quite as much about the same trivial things that happen all through the rest of the year. Why holidays in particular? Because those days are the best time for it, since the holiday spirit makes people just a little easier to deal with - but mainly when the holiday spirit is an accepting one. That is why I celebrate Christmas. Because it's a good time to do so." The drone appears to be staring blankly ahead of itself, me lost in thought, then suddenly shakes itself back into reality. "Gah... spaced out there for a moment. Happens every so often. So, how does Humanity Day differ from Christmas? The little things, like the type of celebrating, to the big things, like the presumed exclusion of xenos from the festivities..."
/{I GUESS YOU COULD TREAT THIS AS A NULLPOST IF YOU FELT LIKE IT.}
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Also, the spoils would have captcha codes. Everything has a captcha code (which leads me to believe that there's something screwy with the captcha code system beyond what we already know about it) its just that the spoils have such a ludicrously high grist cost that there's no way anyone in Godcraft other than the godmodder could alchemize them legitimately. Remember, I found an alchemy combination for the Emerald Nova a while back.
Also. The glitch intercepted the first safe text? That ain't good.
@engie: Wait, how'd you find Mag Agent Torture! He died quite some time ago here in Godcraft... Oh well, I guess Madness Combat characters rarely stay dead for long...
Since I forgot to do my clothing last round...
Abiit ~~~ Loom
Exedo ~~~ Loom
6/11 for Potestias Eius
5/9 for Nyx's Rod
4/11 for Disparem
on the Battlefield:
Hank, watching as everyone tosses themselves into the lava pools looks about, confused. He can't hear the GM's voice, nor does he know anything about what happened in Genericcraft.
He decides there must be something up with the new challenge and leaves the temple, then pops out regenerative serums that he alchemized earlier, and begins injecting himself with them (apply instant health and regen. Give me my puny effects, because sending piono basically separated me from every single one of my alchemies, as well as the faceless eights.)
Hey everyone! The name of the safe color is dark orchid. Dark azure failed, so twin switched to dark orchid, or at least I'm assuming that's what happened.
on the Preston Cole:
Well, the gift giving is fairly simple.
You try and obtain something for your various friends that you think they would appreciate, sometimes wrap it up with brightly colored paper, yes, its almost as stupid as it sounds, but its tradition, and hold onto it until the Christmas party.
Meanwhile:
The first batch of animatronics are lined up.
All of them rebuilt, and ready for to be reprogrammed...
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Action 1/3
Magma Mortars: 7/10
Elemental Retribution: 42/50
Orbit Control: 17/50
I enter the suicide door, making a heroic sacrifice for the Cube Bit.
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
==Actions==
Gutza: "I wanted to jump into the lava, but now enough people have jumped in. Wait, what if the Glitch messes up their attempt? I guess I will jump in, but first I need to start alchemizing stuff." I start alchemizing Contained Antimatter Cannister & Miniature Tokomak and Contained Antimatter Cannister & iTokomak, pull out a Fuel Tank (filled with propellants that can be accelerated even more with electromagents) and Small Rocket Fins, and alchemize Small Empty Warhead & Computer & Contained Antimatter Cannister & Fuel Tank(filled with those propellants) & Small Rocket Engine & Magstone Wires & Small Rocket Fins = Small Guided Antimatter Missile. I then jump into the lava.
Small Guided Antimatter Missile: This missile contains a small warhead filled with antimatter, which detonates when the missile hits its target, or when the user manually detonates it. It's gimabling ability, built-in computer, and its fins' control mechanisms allow it to lock-on to and track its targets. The special propellants it uses have the property that when the combust in the engine, an electromagnetic field can be used to accelerate the hot plasma even further, increasing the potential thrust. the magstone wires provide that electromagnetic field, and can be turned for on at will.
Bender: "Ha Ha Ha, while you puny$2.:&$;; awesome humans sacrifice yourselves gallantly, I shall stand here and wait until you and my employer re spawn. I am 40% Dolomite, so I could jump in, but I wouldn't die and death may be required to pass. Goodbye." I then wait until my employer returns.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
17/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Takes notes on differences in the glitches behaviour since Day 1.
> K4yne: I can't do anything since there are already five people that sacrificed themselves. I heal Serpent with No Joke instead.
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Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Anyway, I throw a gummy bear into the suicide door.
I give the Godmodder an anti-glitch ray.
Oh no
+2 to TT2000
I dump a bunch of zombies spawned from monster eggs into one of these lava pits. That should trigger the mechanism too...
21/25 MOAR MBC-Parts (+6 from TT2000)
+2 to TT2000
I dump a bunch of zombies spawned from monster eggs into one of these lava pits. That should trigger the mechanism too...
Inventory
Well, it appears I was "accidentally" too late to jump in! OH WELL! I now have two 40-post charges. Don't worry, I have a plan! I just need ONE more...
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Typheus' Might done.
Cetus' Crusher done.
Unpersoner 8/9
why m0re d0ubletext.
Hm. Ah well 1 just d0 a j1g. Anyb0dy up f0r... hm. N0t much t0 d0 right now. 1 just k1nd of exper1mentally slap the G0dm0dder l1ghtly t0 see what h1s damage threshold 1s. 1 then H0pe up s0me Hellac10us Blue Phlegm Aneurysm Gushers t0 heal anyb0dy need1ng heal1ng.
Typheus' Might done.
Cetus' Crusher done.
Unpersoner 8/9
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I throw splash health potions at a random player.
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I give TT2000 a glass of milk to cure the Wither.
If 2 or more Sacrificial Pools are left:
I hide my Clothing Alchemies, Weapons, and my beloved Hat in a private pocket dimension. I then tell the Godmodder to jump into a Pool and that I will give him a cookie if he lands in the lava before me. I then jump into another Pool.
If only 1 Sacrificial Pool is left:
I hide my Clothing Alchemies, Weapons, and my beloved Hat in a private pocket dimension.I then put on a tuxedo made out of easily-flammable cloth, purple firecharges, purple fireworks, and purple-painted Creepers. 0n top of that I wear Godmodder cosplay. I then light myself on fire and jump into the remaining Pool.
If no Pools remain, I use a taken Pool to grill marshmallows dipped in healing potions.
Sweet Spades
S'more Sticks
Fire Charge || Purple Dye
SWORDSPLOSION!!! && Nukem && Unkempt Harold = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
Antiaqua || Excalibleep = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
The Goldenrod && Lifeforce of TF2 Austraila = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
If I wind up being one of the five required suiciders, I still refute the notion of this situation being painful.
If not, I...Uh, twiddle my thumbs and try to comfort the five who did leap into the pits while they slowly burn to death.
Either way, I might still be alive, burning to death or otherwise. If I am, I channel fierce healing energies into someone who needs healing and who ISN'T in the lava pools. I also manage to intercept insert's slap by throwing a block of stone in the way. I'd rather not see more team-killing.
...
Act 2!
SWORDSPLOSION!!! && Nukem && Unkempt Harold = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
Antiaqua || Excalibleep = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
The Goldenrod && Lifeforce of TF2 Austraila = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
If I wind up being one of the five required suiciders, I still refute the notion of this situation being painful.
If not, I...Uh, twiddle my thumbs and try to comfort the five who did leap into the pits while they slowly burn to death.
Either way, I might still be alive, burning to death or otherwise. If I am, I channel fierce healing energies into someone who needs healing and who ISN'T in the lava pools. I also manage to intercept insert's slap by throwing a block of stone in the way. I'd rather not see more team-killing.
I heal myself with the Everfull Cosmicfruit Pot, if needed. If not, I heal anybody who needs healing.
I point out to the Corotite Mecha that I already have some knowledge on the matter of robotics, up to the point of being able to engineer a functioning robot without any outside help. Regardless, I ask for him to tell me all his secrets on the matter, and, in fact, all the things he wishes to tell me. Knowledge is power.
Riddletwister 7/9
I heal myself with the Everfull Cosmicfruit Pot, if needed. If not, I heal anybody who needs healing.
I point out to the Corotite Mecha that I already have some knowledge on the matter of robotics, up to the point of being able to engineer a functioning robot without any outside help. Regardless, I ask for him to tell me all his secrets on the matter, and, in fact, all the things he wishes to tell me. Knowledge is power.
Meanwhile, on the Preston Cole:
The sounds of fusing metal, plasma, and pure arcane thaumaturgy can be heard in the distance, as can a steady muttering, clearly a repetitive incantation, if you know what those are.
Sentimentality is what is important here. As is the quality of the four gifts.