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Riddletwister 3/9
Eye's Pyramidion 3/6
The blue aura fades, and my body collapses to the floor, once more living. My eyes sweep over the immediate area. Of course, I am not going to permit such teleportation to occur again. All I need to do is infuse a bit of Salis Mundus, ink, and amber into it, and it should be able to exist between oblivion and reality, virtually disabling any sort of teleportation-based disarming, banishing things to other universes/dimensions, and preventing the usage of the Wand against me, under all circumstances, except one, which I shall not reveal.
Around twenty minutes later, I emerge from Grayhold, wielding the Hazel Wand once more, ink dripping slightly onto my hand. Good luck trying that again. Granted, you can still kill me with my own psionics, but you cannot disarm me.
Meanwhile, on the Preston Cole...
I see.
In any case, I had better go. Could you please try not to disturb me?
I give Eric and Astria a last nonchalant wave of my hand, before sauntering off into the bowels of the Preston Cole. Several minutes later, the sound of an incantation faintly begins to reverberate across the ship, as does the smell of... peppermint, perhaps?
Anyhow, back on the Battlefield, I take advantage of my new field of creation magic protecting my wand, and flash-step onto Not-John. Then, I merely stab the tip directly into him. I need not remind you that it is sharper than the Quill of Echidna. I repeatedly stab Not-John, anchoring both of us to GodCraft with my willpower, before, whilst still upon him, blowing his head off with a curse that, if teleported away, would strike both of us, instead of merely me. Then, I leap off of the... abomination, and stare.
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Fiddle-sticks. I won't question how the Fractal attacked me while I was being a big baby in the future. I'll just assume it pulled me out of it. This puts a damper on my plans that I don't have.
Me: I shoot the Queen with Dark Samus's phazon beam from Metroid Prime 3 (the one that causes phazon corruption), hoping that it will glitch out and hit Not-John. Just in case it doesn't hit Not-John, I make iTokomak lock on to him and fire at Not-John with auto-fire enabled. I also read section 5.2.
Bender: I mock everybody who's in the AG base as "Fleshy losers who can go bite my shiny metal ass."
Yeah, I know that creation is powerful. Oblivion is more powerful though. Creation can create various different objects, but oblivion is the only thing capable of completely removing something from the timeline thoroughly, with no trace, not so much as a paradox to draw said item back from. Only a handful of universes have it, and even then, in extremely limited amounts. But whatever.
As for the emerald nova thing, if that's the case, you need to inflict Fear on the various things we're fighting, because you didn't do that either.
5/11 for Potestias Eius
4/9 for Nyx's Rod
3/11 for Disparem
Hank notice what the godmodder does, then smiles.
He takes out a large gun, firing round after round after round of remote-detonate sticky attractor grenades at Not-John. once they are all readied, whether they hit Not-John or not, he begins firing the attuned attraction rounds at oblivion until one of them glitches enough to hit Not-John, he then activates it, all the of the rounds fired are suddenly where the activator is, and if it works, they all blow up on Not-John. None of them explode until the beacon round has successfully landed on Not-John and relocated all the rounds to itself. During that detonation, any rounds that somehow didn't end up back on Not-John despite being recalled to him by the attraction round explode, not only failing to fall down upon the players, but also destroying other items that Not-John has zapped away to use as an attack, causing the zapped-away attacks to just fail instead of being redirected.
On the Preston Cole:
Eric watches as Kalare wanders off.
He notes the smell of peppermint and smiles.
He looks at Astria, You need anything, or should I go off and do my mysterious present obtaining?
Meanwhile...
Deimos has, with alarming speed, rounded up a number of the robotics engineers on the Preston Cole, and gotten them in on his scheme:
Christmas Animatronics.
They are currently taking the various decommissioned drones apart and putting the pieces together in a different way to make Santas, elves, and the like. It's actually remarkably festive with the discovery that the onboard fabbers have all the materials they need to make a massive rainbow of different hues of paint.
Either way, they've assembled a small contingent of animatronics.
Hey Twin, my 100-post cannon, when it fired, was face-tanked by the godmodder, made him take 1 damage, and then some stuff STILL got through and hit its initial target for 20,000 damage, and it caused a whole plotline. You got some of the specifics wrong!
I use the WITHER PLATE on Not-John, hoping that RAW POWER is the solution to this problem!
You know, you kind of played up the consequences of death for it only being a 1-post delay...
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H-3 Tactical Administration Computer: Stare at Bender with an amused expression on my digital silhouette of a face, point out that "Th3 AG f4ction no longer exist5, and did no7 have a 'Base'", then "bite" him with a fifty-ton tungsten slug from a peripheral bombardment station in high lunar orbit.
I simply punch Not-John in the head with my Helsilver right arm. Really, REALLY hard. Like, kill multiple tanks by smashing them into one another hard.
"Wha... Did not know that could do that. Cool! *Punch#2*"
I run up to the lowest-health living player and throw a splash potion of regeneration, hitting us both!
Gutza: I shoot iTokomak both at the Queen (intentionally, so that it might glitch out and hit Not-John) and Not-John. I also read section 6 of the guide. "Hey Bender, the antimatter's done. I think you may know what to do. Please?"
Bender: "Oh, fine. But only because it's to save the multiverse, and I live in the multiverse." I then preview Contained Antimatter Cannister & Miniature Tokamak and Contained Antimatter Cannister & iTokomak and alchemize Nulcear Troper &
Carbon Plate and use the enlarger to shrink Empty Warhead.
My Action: I start work on a Fork Bomb. Once started, it will initiate a chain reaction that will overload and shut down the server (destroying the glitch before it can spread to the real world) in 100 turns unless stopped by me or the Godmodder, and any attempts by the glitch to influence it merely speed up the reaction. I then go forward in time to when we have all the server chips and take 1 to help us defeat the glitch faster.
I levy the ancient power of Electric Blender Element to dice up Not-John in a pure elemental Electric Blender. I also use the Skrillex Drop to horribly and loudly sing into Not-John's ears a suitably humiliating song.
I borrow the Matter Gun that Flare Flames has, and attempt to check it's level and code (if any) in the Alchemiter, and then fire at Not-John with it before giving it back to Flare Flames. I also ask Flare Flames to do stuff with the Fez, because it's probably very powerful.
>>I go back in time and give Netpatham's avatar a Charm of Life III and a Charm of Keeping III. Netpatham returns to the Battlefield...now.
Oh dear, that was strange.
Anyway, I proceed to request that the Operator render himself unable to attack.
I then get replacement Charms.
>>The massive swarm of alts punch Not-John!
>>I shoot in a direction that will hit Fractal with a Hard-Light Sierpinski Gasket that is rotating at extremely high speeds. It decoheres in the middle of Fractal.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
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=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= When I first did this, the editor bugged out. So some of the HPs might be wrong.
@fseftr: Do you mean... you make the blueprints for them or something but you don't actually create the spaceships? Is that what you do?
@Engie: Alright
HarvesteR deals a super charged 42 damage to the Shard and turns it into a MET type. The Void Portal deals 3 damage to the Shard and changes its type to MAG. Mori deals the default 10 damage to the Shard, turning it to a SHA type. The Christmas Tree deals 2 damage to the Shard and turns it into a COL type. Additionally, it restores 1 HP to HarvesteR. Lets see if RNGesus favors thou today... 3/3... 7/10... 4/4... Yes, his lordship does. Both Santa and Scrooge visit. Santa drops off a sparkly present, a small present, and a rattling present. But you only get to open one because it isn't actually Christmas yet. Scrooge again buffs the DracoHawk's next attack, which is Dragon Roar. All three of the attacks connect, dealing a double boosted 12 damage and applying various buffs to the DracoHawk. After that, the Shard becomes a FIR type once again, leaving it open for Zenko and Yako to deal a double boosted 20 damage. The Doll was uninterrupted this turn in its charging, which was MET typed. The entire room shines a silver steely color and spikes jut up, stabbing all allies and draining their strength into the Shard. HarvesteR is killed by this attack. My current memory has switched again. Now all I can think about is those ruins... You remember the flash mob attempt right? How so many of the AGs got together to hold a party to hurt the Godmodder. And in a way, they did. I even held a stand there for a moment. It didn't last longer than a moment because the Godmodder burnt the place to cinders... Nothing left but ashes... Kinda like this place.You've been awfully quiet, why is that?Because, as much as I hate to admit it, you're winning. No thanks to your own actions of course. Your allies have won everything in your name and you've just been a burden for them. Thats the great thing about having friends. You don't have to be the champion in order to win. You just ha-You also seem to be too stupid to understand what that doll means. It is the innocents you've killed, murderer. I won't let you escape unscathed. To judgement with you! The Shard rushes at Laiko, but he sidesteps to receive the charge and then tackles it. However, the Shard eventually throws him off. Ergh... No... I'm losing this fight... I cannot lose... I will not! It waves toward Wilson and he gets pushed backward toward the walls.
Allied Line:
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 33.5% integrity - Action: 1 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[2 COL AOE *2, 4 FIR, 3 MAG to adjacent foes *3]) When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%. Void Bolt damage = 1 per 25% lost
[NAT] Mori: 2/30 HP - Action: 2 (Red's) [NAT] Christmas Tree: 196 Million/205 Million HP - Action: 3 (group's) Discountedness: 50%. Hides in back. When an enemy considers directly attacking this entity, they have a chance to ignore it. Current chance: 5%. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: ⅓ Santa shows up with a present that can contain items or weak summons. Christmas Treats: Produces Christmas goodies that heal an ally 1 HP each turn. Christmas Spirit: 10% chance for any given entity besides those who do not celebrate Christmas ICly to stop for a turn. If they are allied they get an attack boost next turn. Mr. Scrooge: 25% chance for Ebenezer Scrooge to turn up and demoralize the enemy/strengthen allies. Regular abilities: Sparkly!: Deals one light damage, and dazzles a target. The dazzled target will have a 25% chance of missing. Pinecone Projectile: Deals 2 NAT damage. Applies Underfoot debuff to the enemy. The enemy has a 5% chance to trip on a pinecone, which will destroy the pinecones but interrupt or cause friendly fire. The pinecones cannot be thrown back. Pinecones stack until destroyed. Reduces Discountedness by 10% when used. Takes 1 million times more damage. [MET] Dracohawk: 66/70 HP - Action: 4 (Engie's) Attacks: Card Trick (4 Magic damage, applies either a 3 per turn damage over time for 2 turns, massive attack damage penalty for 2 turns, massive accuracy penalty for 2 turns, or damages resistances), Dragonfire (5 Fire damage, applies a 2 per turn damage over time for 3 turns and heals the Dracohawk for 2 per turn over 3 turns), Zorbo Doll (no damage, heals the Dracohawk for 3 per turn over 2 turns and causes it to ignore the next damage taken), Rixty Barrage (4 separate attacks of 2 Metal damage each, Dazes the target if all shots connect), Orbital Drop Kick (5 Energy damage, dazes the target regardless of damaging it), Dragon Roar (3 seperate attacks of 2 Nature damage each, increases damage, accuracy, and buffs resistances depending on which attacks connect), 4 turn cooldown for each attack
[LIGHT] Zenko: 18/70 HP - Action: 5
[SHA] Yako: 23/70 - Action: 6
[NEU] Wilson: 34/40 HP
Enemy:
[FIR] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP - Action: 7 (taken 213 damage, Accuracy Down 1 turn left)
[NEU] Fox Doll: 90/100 HP - Action: N/A (Attacking this entity does not consume the attacker's turn)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 - Metal x2 - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O | R
Wrapping Paper + 1
Christmas Tree > enlarger 3/5
+1 Potion
Red's Gift: 3/5, Blue's Gift: 3/5, Nimble's Gift: 3/5
Meh... fine... But right now, I have to focus on charging these gifts. Although I won't get through many. So, I might want to give up on these really and just give out potions. That would honestly be much easier. Anyway, I try my other Combat Operandi, Emerald Fire against Fractal.
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Dahl Spinigun && A piece of paper, with the words; "There is no Overkill, only 'Open Fire' and 'I need to reload'" && The Physical Embodyment of Almost Enough Dakka 1/?
I order my nanofog to perform biorepairs on the most injured players!
{MY ENTITY HEALTH BAR AND PLAYER HEALTH BAR HEAL SEPARATELY, BUT TAKE DAMAGE SIMULTANEOUSLY? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?}
JUST AVOID GETTING HIT. ACCORDING TO PURP1E EARLIER, YOU COULD PROBABLY HEAL SOME ENTITY DAMAGE THROUGH THE USE OF CONSUME.
OVERWORLD: THE SHARD SETS UP A GIGANTIC RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINE TO ATTACK NOT-JOHN INDIRECTLY, EXPLOITING COMPLEXITY TO AVOID THE GLITCH MESSING WITH THE ATTACK. HOWEVER, THE LAST PART OF THE ATTACK, WHICH DROPS A CHEESE WEDGE... HOLD ON, A CHEESE WEDGE? IT VIBRATES UPON CONTACT WITH THE GRAY FOG, TURNS INTO A HUGE AND ANGRY CHEESE ELEMENTAL, AND POUNDS NOT-JOHN INTO THE GROUND, IMBUED WITH THE STRENGTH OF THE GLITCH TO DESTROY THIS CRAPPY CHARACTER ONCE AND FOR ALL. GLITCHED CHEESE MITES CRAWL OVER NOT-JOHN WHERE THE GLITCHING CHEESE ELEMENTAL PUNCHES HIM, DRAINING HIS POWER.
{AND NOW THAT THAT'S SORTED, YOU ARE EXCUSED, TECHPIECE. KEEP DOING WHATEVER IT WAS YOU WERE DOING EARLIER.}
I WAS FARMING FOR AN AUSTRALIUM FRYING PAN. DAMMIT, SOME DAY I'M GOING TO GET ONE...
{NOT IF I GET IT FIRST.}
OH NO YOU DON'T. KNOWING YOU, YOU'D APPLY BACON GREASE AND THEN DONATE IT TO BLUE TO TRY TO GET HER AFFECTION.
{I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. THAT SOUNDS NOTHING AT ALL LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD DO.}
EVERYONE CAN SEE IT. DON'T BOTHER PRETENDING OTHERWISE.
{UGH...}
Dreamscape: Orbital Drop Kick the doll to daze the damn thing, Rixty Barrage the Shard and hope that the shots connect for the damage and daze. I could just hope someone uses a cold or magic attack on the doll (type advantage) and save Orbital Drop Kick, but I'm somewhat doubtful that they will. Or that it'll work.
Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: "No offense taken. I've gotten remarks like that all the time. As it turns out, people can get remarkably attached to their universes." The drone fidgets for a while. "It's nearly Christmas. From what I understand of the holiday, some magical guy with a beard flies around the world on a flying reindeer-powered sleigh, tossing stuff down chimneys and using omniscience powers to be sneaky. Although, that's the regular earth one. Are there many differences between that holiday and whatever equivalent there is here, assuming there is an equivalent?"
The Mainframe: MAG Agent Torture, freshly recruited from... somewhere... has now been given the task of making the place more seasonally appropriate. Thankfully, the big guy has some help with this, in the form of various maintenance drones programmed to help him out. Why do I have MAG Agent Torture hanging Christmas decals? Because why not. Also, he was short on cash and needed a job. Ammo for a shotgun that big is quite hard to buy on the marketplace, and while I did offer him an elemental weapon, he preferred the shotgun. Anyway, time for him to get to it. Torture directs the maintenance drones to various places on the Mainframe, dragging boxes of decorations, and starts hanging them up.
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GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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The blue aura fades, and my body collapses to the floor, once more living. My eyes sweep over the immediate area. Of course, I am not going to permit such teleportation to occur again. All I need to do is infuse a bit of Salis Mundus, ink, and amber into it, and it should be able to exist between oblivion and reality, virtually disabling any sort of teleportation-based disarming, banishing things to other universes/dimensions, and preventing the usage of the Wand against me, under all circumstances, except one, which I shall not reveal.
Around twenty minutes later, I emerge from Grayhold, wielding the Hazel Wand once more, ink dripping slightly onto my hand. Good luck trying that again. Granted, you can still kill me with my own psionics, but you cannot disarm me.
Meanwhile, on the Preston Cole...
I see.
In any case, I had better go. Could you please try not to disturb me?
I give Eric and Astria a last nonchalant wave of my hand, before sauntering off into the bowels of the Preston Cole. Several minutes later, the sound of an incantation faintly begins to reverberate across the ship, as does the smell of... peppermint, perhaps?
Anyhow, back on the Battlefield, I take advantage of my new field of creation magic protecting my wand, and flash-step onto Not-John. Then, I merely stab the tip directly into him. I need not remind you that it is sharper than the Quill of Echidna. I repeatedly stab Not-John, anchoring both of us to GodCraft with my willpower, before, whilst still upon him, blowing his head off with a curse that, if teleported away, would strike both of us, instead of merely me. Then, I leap off of the... abomination, and stare.
He scream
Contained Antimatter Cannister: 5/6
==Action==
Me: I shoot the Queen with Dark Samus's phazon beam from Metroid Prime 3 (the one that causes phazon corruption), hoping that it will glitch out and hit Not-John. Just in case it doesn't hit Not-John, I make iTokomak lock on to him and fire at Not-John with auto-fire enabled. I also read section 5.2.
Bender: I mock everybody who's in the AG base as "Fleshy losers who can go bite my shiny metal ass."
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
As for the emerald nova thing, if that's the case, you need to inflict Fear on the various things we're fighting, because you didn't do that either.
5/11 for Potestias Eius
4/9 for Nyx's Rod
3/11 for Disparem
Hank notice what the godmodder does, then smiles.
He takes out a large gun, firing round after round after round of remote-detonate sticky attractor grenades at Not-John. once they are all readied, whether they hit Not-John or not, he begins firing the attuned attraction rounds at oblivion until one of them glitches enough to hit Not-John, he then activates it, all the of the rounds fired are suddenly where the activator is, and if it works, they all blow up on Not-John. None of them explode until the beacon round has successfully landed on Not-John and relocated all the rounds to itself. During that detonation, any rounds that somehow didn't end up back on Not-John despite being recalled to him by the attraction round explode, not only failing to fall down upon the players, but also destroying other items that Not-John has zapped away to use as an attack, causing the zapped-away attacks to just fail instead of being redirected.
On the Preston Cole:
Eric watches as Kalare wanders off.
He notes the smell of peppermint and smiles.
He looks at Astria,
You need anything, or should I go off and do my mysterious present obtaining?
Meanwhile...
Deimos has, with alarming speed, rounded up a number of the robotics engineers on the Preston Cole, and gotten them in on his scheme:
Christmas Animatronics.
They are currently taking the various decommissioned drones apart and putting the pieces together in a different way to make Santas, elves, and the like. It's actually remarkably festive with the discovery that the onboard fabbers have all the materials they need to make a massive rainbow of different hues of paint.
Either way, they've assembled a small contingent of animatronics.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
SOUL TRANSFER COMPLETE.
RESUMING...
=CHARGE=
-48 / 50- Table's End (+2 from Modpack)
-1 / 10- Beyond The Grave
-5 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
Living feels good.
To celebrate living, I shoot NOT-JOHN's WRATH with THE OTHER SIDE.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Hey Twin, my 100-post cannon, when it fired, was face-tanked by the godmodder, made him take 1 damage, and then some stuff STILL got through and hit its initial target for 20,000 damage, and it caused a whole plotline. You got some of the specifics wrong!
I use the WITHER PLATE on Not-John, hoping that RAW POWER is the solution to this problem!
You know, you kind of played up the consequences of death for it only being a 1-post delay...
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I simply punch Not-John in the head with my Helsilver right arm. Really, REALLY hard. Like, kill multiple tanks by smashing them into one another hard.
"Wha... Did not know that could do that. Cool! *Punch#2*"
I run up to the lowest-health living player and throw a splash potion of regeneration, hitting us both!
All charges progress!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Contained Antimatter Cannister: 6/6 Complete!
==Actions==
Gutza: I shoot iTokomak both at the Queen (intentionally, so that it might glitch out and hit Not-John) and Not-John. I also read section 6 of the guide. "Hey Bender, the antimatter's done. I think you may know what to do. Please?"
Bender: "Oh, fine. But only because it's to save the multiverse, and I live in the multiverse." I then preview Contained Antimatter Cannister & Miniature Tokamak and Contained Antimatter Cannister & iTokomak and alchemize Nulcear Troper &
Carbon Plate and use the enlarger to shrink Empty Warhead.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
25/30 Tanker A1
My Action: I start work on a Fork Bomb. Once started, it will initiate a chain reaction that will overload and shut down the server (destroying the glitch before it can spread to the real world) in 100 turns unless stopped by me or the Godmodder, and any attempts by the glitch to influence it merely speed up the reaction. I then go forward in time to when we have all the server chips and take 1 to help us defeat the glitch faster.
I fire off a huge, green Twin replica that hits the Queen. Or does it? The Glitch affects it, causing it to hit Not John's Wrath.
Astria reassures Eric that she's fine. She inquires about this gift-giving. I would do colors, but editor is no fun.
Oh no
Torgue Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = SWORDSPLOSION!!! (Level 8: 7/9)
Torgue Rocket Launcher && Uranium && Cold-Fusion Power Cell && TNT = Nukem (Level 6: 5/7)
I levy the ancient power of Electric Blender Element to dice up Not-John in a pure elemental Electric Blender. I also use the Skrillex Drop to horribly and loudly sing into Not-John's ears a suitably humiliating song.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I chugrge summore.
2/?
I give not john an apple, then take it back. That'll show him.
Torgue Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = SWORDSPLOSION!!! (Level 8: 8/9)
Torgue Rocket Launcher && Uranium && Cold-Fusion Power Cell && TNT = Nukem (Level 6: 6/7)
I borrow the Matter Gun that Flare Flames has, and attempt to check it's level and code (if any) in the Alchemiter, and then fire at Not-John with it before giving it back to Flare Flames. I also ask Flare Flames to do stuff with the Fez, because it's probably very powerful.
>>I go back in time and give Netpatham's avatar a Charm of Life III and a Charm of Keeping III. Netpatham returns to the Battlefield...now.
Oh dear, that was strange.
Anyway, I proceed to request that the Operator render himself unable to attack.
I then get replacement Charms.
>>The massive swarm of alts punch Not-John!
>>I shoot in a direction that will hit Fractal with a Hard-Light Sierpinski Gasket that is rotating at extremely high speeds. It decoheres in the middle of Fractal.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= When I first did this, the editor bugged out. So some of the HPs might be wrong.
@fseftr: Do you mean... you make the blueprints for them or something but you don't actually create the spaceships? Is that what you do?
@Engie: Alright
To Do: 1: Heal Wilson, 2: Protect Zenko/Yako, 3: Play the IRM thing (No one has submitted a score...) 4: Beat the Shard!
IRM event link:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hrhx9c98vb1m3qo/IRM event 2.zip
HarvesteR deals a super charged 42 damage to the Shard and turns it into a MET type. The Void Portal deals 3 damage to the Shard and changes its type to MAG. Mori deals the default 10 damage to the Shard, turning it to a SHA type. The Christmas Tree deals 2 damage to the Shard and turns it into a COL type. Additionally, it restores 1 HP to HarvesteR. Lets see if RNGesus favors thou today... 3/3... 7/10... 4/4... Yes, his lordship does. Both Santa and Scrooge visit. Santa drops off a sparkly present, a small present, and a rattling present. But you only get to open one because it isn't actually Christmas yet. Scrooge again buffs the DracoHawk's next attack, which is Dragon Roar. All three of the attacks connect, dealing a double boosted 12 damage and applying various buffs to the DracoHawk. After that, the Shard becomes a FIR type once again, leaving it open for Zenko and Yako to deal a double boosted 20 damage. The Doll was uninterrupted this turn in its charging, which was MET typed. The entire room shines a silver steely color and spikes jut up, stabbing all allies and draining their strength into the Shard. HarvesteR is killed by this attack. My current memory has switched again. Now all I can think about is those ruins... You remember the flash mob attempt right? How so many of the AGs got together to hold a party to hurt the Godmodder. And in a way, they did. I even held a stand there for a moment. It didn't last longer than a moment because the Godmodder burnt the place to cinders... Nothing left but ashes... Kinda like this place. You've been awfully quiet, why is that? Because, as much as I hate to admit it, you're winning. No thanks to your own actions of course. Your allies have won everything in your name and you've just been a burden for them. Thats the great thing about having friends. You don't have to be the champion in order to win. You just ha- You also seem to be too stupid to understand what that doll means. It is the innocents you've killed, murderer. I won't let you escape unscathed. To judgement with you! The Shard rushes at Laiko, but he sidesteps to receive the charge and then tackles it. However, the Shard eventually throws him off. Ergh... No... I'm losing this fight... I cannot lose... I will not! It waves toward Wilson and he gets pushed backward toward the walls.
Allied Line:
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 33.5% integrity - Action: 1 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[2 COL AOE *2, 4 FIR, 3 MAG to adjacent foes *3])
When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%. Void Bolt damage = 1 per 25% lost
[NAT] Mori: 2/30 HP - Action: 2 (Red's)
[NAT] Christmas Tree: 196 Million/205 Million HP - Action: 3 (group's)
Discountedness: 50%. Hides in back. When an enemy considers directly attacking this entity, they have a chance to ignore it. Current chance: 5%. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: ⅓ Santa shows up with a present that can contain items or weak summons. Christmas Treats: Produces Christmas goodies that heal an ally 1 HP each turn. Christmas Spirit: 10% chance for any given entity besides those who do not celebrate Christmas ICly to stop for a turn. If they are allied they get an attack boost next turn. Mr. Scrooge: 25% chance for Ebenezer Scrooge to turn up and demoralize the enemy/strengthen allies.
Regular abilities: Sparkly!: Deals one light damage, and dazzles a target. The dazzled target will have a 25% chance of missing. Pinecone Projectile: Deals 2 NAT damage. Applies Underfoot debuff to the enemy. The enemy has a 5% chance to trip on a pinecone, which will destroy the pinecones but interrupt or cause friendly fire. The pinecones cannot be thrown back. Pinecones stack until destroyed. Reduces Discountedness by 10% when used. Takes 1 million times more damage.
[MET] Dracohawk: 66/70 HP - Action: 4 (Engie's)
Attacks: Card Trick (4 Magic damage, applies either a 3 per turn damage over time for 2 turns, massive attack damage penalty for 2 turns, massive accuracy penalty for 2 turns, or damages resistances), Dragonfire (5 Fire damage, applies a 2 per turn damage over time for 3 turns and heals the Dracohawk for 2 per turn over 3 turns), Zorbo Doll (no damage, heals the Dracohawk for 3 per turn over 2 turns and causes it to ignore the next damage taken), Rixty Barrage (4 separate attacks of 2 Metal damage each, Dazes the target if all shots connect), Orbital Drop Kick (5 Energy damage, dazes the target regardless of damaging it), Dragon Roar (3 seperate attacks of 2 Nature damage each, increases damage, accuracy, and buffs resistances depending on which attacks connect), 4 turn cooldown for each attack
[LIGHT] Zenko: 18/70 HP - Action: 5
[SHA] Yako: 23/70 - Action: 6
[NEU] Wilson: 34/40 HP
Enemy:
[FIR] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP - Action: 7 (taken 213 damage, Accuracy Down 1 turn left)
[NEU] Fox Doll: 90/100 HP - Action: N/A (Attacking this entity does not consume the attacker's turn)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 - Metal x2 - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O |
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Wrapping Paper + 1
Christmas Tree > enlarger 3/5
+1 Potion
Red's Gift: 3/5, Blue's Gift: 3/5, Nimble's Gift: 3/5
Meh... fine... But right now, I have to focus on charging these gifts. Although I won't get through many. So, I might want to give up on these really and just give out potions. That would honestly be much easier. Anyway, I try my other Combat Operandi, Emerald Fire against Fractal.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
=CHARGE=
-49 / 50- Table's End
-2 / 10- Beyond The Grave
-6 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I keep attacking NOT-JOHN using the MATERIAL PLANE.
If he's gone, I head injured players with some healing potions.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I use Handmaiden at Not-John
Troper's 0ctet Complete!
Needlewands && Destilled Awesomeness && Marshmallow && Enderpearl
The Dealer && Sweet Tooth
'I need to reload'" && The Physical Embodyment of Almost Enough Dakka 1/?
I order my nanofog to perform biorepairs on the most injured players!
I {Actually} curbstomb Not-John!
All charges progress!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
JUST AVOID GETTING HIT. ACCORDING TO PURP1E EARLIER, YOU COULD PROBABLY HEAL SOME ENTITY DAMAGE THROUGH THE USE OF CONSUME.
OVERWORLD: THE SHARD SETS UP A GIGANTIC RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINE TO ATTACK NOT-JOHN INDIRECTLY, EXPLOITING COMPLEXITY TO AVOID THE GLITCH MESSING WITH THE ATTACK. HOWEVER, THE LAST PART OF THE ATTACK, WHICH DROPS A CHEESE WEDGE... HOLD ON, A CHEESE WEDGE? IT VIBRATES UPON CONTACT WITH THE GRAY FOG, TURNS INTO A HUGE AND ANGRY CHEESE ELEMENTAL, AND POUNDS NOT-JOHN INTO THE GROUND, IMBUED WITH THE STRENGTH OF THE GLITCH TO DESTROY THIS CRAPPY CHARACTER ONCE AND FOR ALL. GLITCHED CHEESE MITES CRAWL OVER NOT-JOHN WHERE THE GLITCHING CHEESE ELEMENTAL PUNCHES HIM, DRAINING HIS POWER.
{AND NOW THAT THAT'S SORTED, YOU ARE EXCUSED, TECHPIECE. KEEP DOING WHATEVER IT WAS YOU WERE DOING EARLIER.}
I WAS FARMING FOR AN AUSTRALIUM FRYING PAN. DAMMIT, SOME DAY I'M GOING TO GET ONE...
{NOT IF I GET IT FIRST.}
OH NO YOU DON'T. KNOWING YOU, YOU'D APPLY BACON GREASE AND THEN DONATE IT TO BLUE TO TRY TO GET HER AFFECTION.
{I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. THAT SOUNDS NOTHING AT ALL LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD DO.}
EVERYONE CAN SEE IT. DON'T BOTHER PRETENDING OTHERWISE.
{UGH...}
Dreamscape: Orbital Drop Kick the doll to daze the damn thing, Rixty Barrage the Shard and hope that the shots connect for the damage and daze. I could just hope someone uses a cold or magic attack on the doll (type advantage) and save Orbital Drop Kick, but I'm somewhat doubtful that they will. Or that it'll work.
Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: "No offense taken. I've gotten remarks like that all the time. As it turns out, people can get remarkably attached to their universes." The drone fidgets for a while. "It's nearly Christmas. From what I understand of the holiday, some magical guy with a beard flies around the world on a flying reindeer-powered sleigh, tossing stuff down chimneys and using omniscience powers to be sneaky. Although, that's the regular earth one. Are there many differences between that holiday and whatever equivalent there is here, assuming there is an equivalent?"
The Mainframe: MAG Agent Torture, freshly recruited from... somewhere... has now been given the task of making the place more seasonally appropriate. Thankfully, the big guy has some help with this, in the form of various maintenance drones programmed to help him out. Why do I have MAG Agent Torture hanging Christmas decals? Because why not. Also, he was short on cash and needed a job. Ammo for a shotgun that big is quite hard to buy on the marketplace, and while I did offer him an elemental weapon, he preferred the shotgun. Anyway, time for him to get to it. Torture directs the maintenance drones to various places on the Mainframe, dragging boxes of decorations, and starts hanging them up.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS