There. That should do it. ARM REPAIRED! Thank goodness.
Out of the rest of my arm's pieces, I build a MINI-MODPACK, complete with mini weapons, and send it on a kamikaze mission towards Fractal!
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit USED. Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 15/15
My Action: I summon Chuck Norris in a position such that the shot from the ACN Turret goes through Fractal on its way to Chuck Norris.
SCP Foundation Action: 5/5 Foundation Research! Through much "research" (aka convincing), the SCP Foundation gets SCP-239 to use her reality warping powers to fight the glitch! Because her powers are unlimited, this is really bad for the glitch.
Let's see... Corrupt... I pick up a SORD and hack Not-John up with it, then shoot him up with a GUN and then use JEFFING AWESOME on him. After that, I utilize my finest diplomatic skills and have a calm and peaceful debate with him,and have a lovely picnic. WITH PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDWICHES. Not-John promptly suffers horrible peanut allergies and almost dies.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 9/?? TWIIIIIN?
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 9/11 (Cetus' Crusher)
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 6/9
Bender: I shoot Dark Samus's phazon beam at Not-John, corrupting him with phazon. I also alchemize Carbon Plate & Nuclear Troper and Miniature Tokamak & Contained Antimatter Cannister = Antimatter-Catalysed Miniature Tokamak and iTokomak & Contained Antimatter Cannister = Antimatter Catalysed iTokomak.
Antimatter-Catalysed Miniature Tokamak: This miniature tokamak uses small amounts of antimatter to greatly boost the amount of energy that is generated by it.
Antimatter-Catalysed iTokomak: An iTokomak that uses an Antimatter-Catalysed Miniature Tokamak, generating plasma and energy far more quickly and increasing the potential damage by a large amount.
>>I crush a few hundred peanuts into dust and shove them into Not-John. If he does not have an "in" with which to introduce foreign objects into one's internal systems, I merely use the densely packed peanut dust as a large, reusable projectile and whack him with it at fastball speeds.
I don't actually remember the gun's name, but it's the one the Midnight Crew gets in Draw...Anyway I shoot Not-John with it.
I also throw Fractal at Not-John.
Alchemy:
Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector ~~~ Loom
DEADLY LASER gun ~~~ Loom
Tachyon Gun ~~~ Loom
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I did it! I beat 20/20/20/20 mode for the original Five Night's at Freddy's on mobile! HA! Now all that's left to do is complete the second game on mobile and PC...
@Nimble:Is the Prince fully corrupted? If not, fire some more glitch power.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
I couldn't post yesterday due to a colony of particularly mal-intentioned non living particles attacking me. IE: sickness.
@Netpatham: Sadly, I can't really let you do that. If it did, it would completely eliminate the need to figure out the pattern. Analysis results: The doll looks fairly normal. It is about the size of a standard brick, The only thing strange about it is that eyes have purple pupils, similar to Wilson. It is filled with NAT energy, but is starting to change now. +2.5%. Well, yeah, the portal is dying rather fast because it is tanking half of the attacks. It is going to get the ½ costs rather soon anyway. As for the tree, alright. However, I can't technically let you have 2 entities at the same time, so I'll give control of it to the group in general. Although, that HP... hmm... is that ASCII? Then it is 124 * 162 * 101 * 101 so thats 204917688 HP. I might need to nerf that a little... This entity is going to be kinda annoying due to all the procs. Also, yeah. I don't expect my logic attack to actually do anything. I just enjoy doing them. Although if I logically analyze other things, most of them don't stand up. I just enjoy doing them honesty.
@Engie: Added! Also, naaaaaahhhhhh... You weren't creepy at all...
@Fseftr: Ah... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. I just like explaining things. You're a CEO? Doesn't CTO mean Chief Technical Officer? So CEO must mean... Chief... uh... Economic Officer? No? Executive? Ah well. What do you do? Is it something militaristic? Domestic? Both?
HarvesteR uses another Infusion, killing a Kerbal. The Void Portal fires a Void Bolt, dealing only 1 damage to the Shard and not affecting the type. Mori attacks both the Shard and the Doll, dealing 10 to both and turning the Shard into a SHA type. Wilson suddenly tenses as though he had been pricked. The Christmas Tree heals HarvesteR for 1 HP. Also, Random.org got a 4, so Scrooge shows up, strengthening the Draco Hawk's attack. Finally, it deals 2 damage to the Shard and turns it into a COL type. The Draco Hawk uses the first attack it has available, Card Trick, dealing 5 MAG damage and
applying an accuracy debuff. Zenko and Yako deal a combined 16 damage and turn the Shard into a FIR type. Due to having a double accuracy penalty, the Shard flings fireballs that bounce throughout the room, but miss most allies. ... Laiko seems to have a small veil of leaves swirling around him. He turns to face the group and suddenly the leaves launch out in all directions, healing all allies and damaging the Shard. I... you seem to have preempted the Doll's attack and overpowered it. That was... kinda odd... umm... He pauses for a moment. Do you... do you remember that... thing... caricature. The one that for the most part stayed in its own area... Pirate's... something. Cave? Cove? Something like that. What do you call it... erh... anima... animate... Animatronic! Thats it. I can't remember its name though. Sorry about this weird tangent. For some reason, that memory comes to mind.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 8/60 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 3 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's; Deals 6 MAG damage to the entities acting directly before and after this one, 1 turn left.) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 39.5% integrity - Action: 2 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[2 COL AOE *2, 4 FIR, 3 MAG to adjacent foes *3]) When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%. Void Bolt damage = 1 per 25% lost
[NAT] Mori: 11/30 HP - Action: 3 (Red's) [NAT] Christmas Tree: 205 Million/205 Million HP - Action: 3 (group's) Discountedness: 50%. Hides in back. When an enemy considers directly attacking this entity, they have a chance to ignore it. Current chance: 5%. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: ⅓ Santa shows up with a present that can contain items or weak summons. Christmas Treats: Produces Christmas goodies that heal an ally 1 HP each turn. Christmas Spirit: 10% chance for any given entity besides those who do not celebrate Christmas ICly to stop for a turn. If they are allied they get an attack boost next turn. Mr. Scrooge: 25% chance for Ebenezer Scrooge to turn up and demoralize the enemy/strengthen allies. Regular abilities: Sparkly!: Deals one light damage, and dazzles a target. The dazzled target will have a 25% chance of missing. Pinecone Projectile: Deals 2 NAT damage. Applies Underfoot debuff to the enemy. The enemy has a 5% chance to trip on a pinecone, which will destroy the pinecones but interrupt or cause friendly fire. The pinecones cannot be thrown back. Pinecones stack until destroyed. Reduces Discountedness by 10% when used. Takes 1 million times more damage. [MET] Dracohawk: 70/70 HP (Engie's) Attacks: Card Trick (4 Magic damage, applies either a 3 per turn damage over time for 2 turns, massive attack damage penalty for 2 turns, massive accuracy penalty for 2 turns, or damages resistances), Dragonfire (5 Fire damage, applies a 2 per turn damage over time for 3 turns and heals the Dracohawk for 2 per turn over 3 turns), Zorbo Doll (no damage, heals the Dracohawk for 3 per turn over 2 turns and causes it to ignore the next damage taken), Rixty Barrage (4 separate attacks of 2 Metal damage each, Dazes the target if all shots connect), Orbital Drop Kick (5 Energy damage, dazes the target regardless of damaging it), Dragon Roar (3 seperate attacks of 2 Nature damage each, increases damage, accuracy, and buffs resistances depending on which attacks connect), 4 turn cooldown for each attack
[LIGHT] Zenko: 26/70 HP - Action: 4
[SHA] Yako: 26/70 - Action: 5
[NEU] Wilson: 36/40 HP
Enemy:
[FIR] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP - Action: 6 (taken 213 damage, Accuracy Down 1 turn left)
[NEU] Fox Doll: 90/100 HP - Action: N/A (Attacking this entity does not consume the attacker's turn)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 - Metal x2 - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O | R
Wrapping Paper + 1
Christmas Tree > enlarger 2/5
Ginger && bread || Cookie mold = ?? 1/?
Yes... yes... I have a santa costume... everything is going according to the plan...
Red's Gift: 2/5, Blue's Gift: 2/5, Nimble's Gift: 2/5
Did you just steal my lvl 8 alchemy? *BONK* Well, guess not.
I really should be using my combat operandi stuff. So... Silicon Snipe on Fractal I guess? Also, I remember I had two charges that were at about 32 or so before the army battle. I then stopped charging them because I thought you meant charges would be useless. Surely I've posted more than 18 times, so can I count those as 2 50 post charges ready or do I have to actually finish them?
You take out the Silicon Steampunker and fire a massive charged shot at Fractal, superheated with a Blaze Rod and infused with Gunpowder! It explodes on impact, causing Fractal to be knocked back! He takes 7,000 damage and the next attack against him will minicrit!
Objection! I am literally all of existence right now! I am simply the best fractal because I am everything! I also attempt to get the Godmodder to summon Chuck Norris with the Wayback Machine because I am honestly surprised he has not done that yet. Seriously. I mean yeah he would probably kill a lot of stuff but I WANT TO DEFEAT CHUCK NORRIS AND BECOME THE GUY. Whatever. I summon Brain Ghost John with my Hope powers and he promptly flips out over there being another horribly drawn copy of someone he knows, namely himself, and engages Not-John in a highly destructive battle that he ultimately wins, whereupon I pull out my Fluorite Wandthrowers and shoot Hopey energies straight through his torso.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 7/??
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 7/11
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 4/9
The Glitch sections off your coding from all of Minecraft and forces your nonillions upon nonillions upon nonillions upon nonillions of copies to form back into one being! It then alters the flow of time so that no paradoxes are created by doing so. You then proceed to not beat Fractal in a fractal-off because you're not a fractal anymore!
Chuck Norris was never an actual entity with an HP bar, so the Godmodder couldn't bring him back. And don't even kid yourself. Not one of you could beat Chuck Norris. Maybe engie or piono could have a chance. But none of you would beat him.
Not-John zaps Brain Ghost John away! The hopey energies somehow corrupt Not-John more, dealing -4,000 damage!
Never mind...
Also, the Emerald Nova DOES in fact have the ability to stop entities from attacking. You say so in the armory, that it deals heavy damage to one entity, scares several others into not attacking, and makes several more entities on my team deal increased damage.
Also, name for Plenary: That is amazing.
Deum Lucem ~~~ Loom
3/11 for Potestas Eius
2/9 for Nyx's Rod. (Huh? That's... odd. Nyx's Rod should be more powerful than a mere pickaxe with creationary magic. Oh well. Maybe its just the whole 'different combinations have different grist costs' thing?)
1/? for image mirror OR orb of reversal (allows one to change the qualities of an object to any of the subjective opposites of it. Sharp can become blunt, or pointy, or dull, or anything really. And no serpent, this isn't the one you were trying to get ahold of... Let's just say Tricky's really good with a captcharoid)
On the battlefield...
Hank picks himself back up.
He brushes himself off, then HEADSHOTS the fractal.
With a rocketlauncher.
That fires cluster rockets.
Which have mini-nukes for the warheads.
All of which are homing so it ends up being five headshots and not one.
But really several hundred because the rocket launcher is full auto and Hank headshots with every single one.
Hmm...
Lord English: Emerald Nova. Wearer: pionoplayer. A golden staff capped with the shining surface of Green Sun, capable of turning into a glowing assault rifle. Once wielded by Lord English himself, this Spoil is a force to be reckoned with. It can deal heavy damage to an entity, scare several others into not attacking, and give a small buff to some entities on your side. Cooldown: IIII
Oh. Well then. I'll edit that into saying that it causes a random entity to be inflicted with Fear for a turn.
Deum Lucem ~~~ Loom = Zeus' Robes
Image Mirror || Orb of Reversal = Disparem (Level 10: 1/11)
So... there are no factions. Huh. Considering I don't have the... best reputation among people I decide to go hide in my incredibly deep hovel I made at the beginning of the game. From my hole I remotely pick up a Smash Ball and break it. I have no idea what my Final Smash is, but I hope it is protective.
King Dedede: 12/20
Smash Balls are only usable in conjunction with items, since the Godmodder didn't install the FinalSmash plugin!
The shard ejects one of Modpack's arms in his direction, then shudders.
{FAIR WARNING, OTHER PLAYERS. MAINTAIN AT LEAST A 10 METER DISTANCE FROM ME.}
A GRAY FOG, NO LONGER KEPT IN CHECK BY THE FRIENDLY FIRE IMMUNITY, SEEPS OUT FROM THE SHARD. OH, GREAT, NOW I'M NARRATING. DO EXCUSE THE SHOUTING. WELL, AT LEAST YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO PUT UP WITH PURP1E'S TAUNTS. WHY THE 1 IN HIS NAME? BECAUSE B1NARY CONTROLS HIM NOW.
OVERWORLD: THE SHARD BEAMS A BLAST OF GRAY FOG AT FRACTAL. ON CONTACT, FRACTAL BEGINS TO DISINTEGRATE, BEING VAPORIZED BY EXCESSIVE POWER. THE FOG IS BLOWN BY A GLITCHED WIND INTO NOT-JOHN, BUT HAS A SLIGHTLY... DIFFERENT, SHALL WE SAY... EFFECT ON HIM. THE DISINTEGRATION FLICKERS EVERY SO OFTEN, DISPLAYING A PHANTOM IMAGE, HAVING FUSED PARTIALLY WITH THE GLITCHED WIND. I UNLEASH A BARRAGE ON NOT-JOHN FROM ORBIT, MAKING IT HARDER FOR HIM TO GET OUT OF THE FOG.
{I BELIEVE THAT ABOUT DOES IT FOR OVERWORLD ACTIONS THIS TURN. THANK YOU FOR THE HELP, TECHPIECE.}
YOU'RE WELCOME. BUT, TELL ME, WHY IS IT THAT YOU THINK IN ALL-CAPS BUT TALK NORMALLY, I TALK IN ALL-CAPS, AND PURP1E TALKS NORMALLY?
{PART OF THE QUIRKS OF BEING AN AI. EVERY AI SPEECH PROGRAM IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.}
Just for the record, narrating is considered talking.
Dreamscape: Oh goodie, the summon went through! You may have noticed that ability effects matter more for the Dracohawk than they did for the Manifestation of Engie. That's partially due to the lower damage and tankiness (barring heals) of the Dracohawk. Now then, time to compensate. Dragon Roar, on the Shard of Guilt. The damage increase is worth more than an immediate elemental bonus, since it increases damage, so I can follow up further attacks with boosted AND advantaged attacks.
Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: "Saving lives is a good thing to do. Although, there are a fair share of people out there that make me question that... If you want, I'll help. Somehow. And I'm not referring to the kind of help that amounts to 'show up at the last minute, do something trivial, disappear'. I mean actual help."
Not-John will take -5,000 damage every turn thanks to the fog!
Redeyes does indeed have a separate body, as he's basically using my second Minecraft account. He's also, unlike my other characters, actually kinda/sorta a Split, or nega-me, or something.
Regardless, in order for his armor, an exact copy of mine, minus the beat-up-ness and Adminium plating, to hurt me at all, it'd have to be accelerated to above 1% of C, and start really close to me for my PDCs to not shoot it down. Not trying to godmod the damage away, just giving some context.
I am fully aware of how the Kritzkrieg functions, I just think of it as "Kritz-Uber". Moving on.
All charges progress!
Machina 4/4!
I look at my Crusader's Crossbow, assume it'll hurt people with factions done broke, and morph the thing back into its default form.
I pull my Bludsauger out of nowhere and start shooting Fractal with it!
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
(I was saying that to two different things.)
MACHINA: A computerized rifle whose shots can penetrate through entities, hitting multiple at once. It also fires tracers with its shots that notify others of your position.
I point out that the game rules are starting to be glitched out by the Glitch, meaning that they are no longer in effect. If the glitch is not fixed by the end of the Foundation Research, I will start charging a 100 post charge to exploit this. In the meantime, I ready my sword of doom, allowing me to counterattack if anyone attacks me.
PS: Did TT2000's 100 post cannon fire?
The Curse of Repetitiveness™ isn't a game rule. It's just a Curse made by the Godmodder.
Yes. It fired against a huge boss, dealing ~200,000 damage if I recall correctly. It also stunned the Godmodder.
More glitch issues... "Hey godmodder! Shut down your ACN turrets now, before they glitch out and kill us all!"
I exploit the fact that the Contract is indestructible as a key object in the plot by making it super-heavy then dropping it on Fractal, pinning him and letting other attacks do more damage.
The Godmodder thinks about it for a minute and says that the ACN Turret has a higher defense stat then even HE does. It can only be damaged by the Secret of the Void, remember? Therefore, it's reasonable to assume that the ACN Turret would probably withstand corruption for longer than even GodCraft could.
7,500 damage to Fractal! Next two successful attacks minicrit!
Action
I throw replicas of the following at Fractal at relativistic speeds: a Boeing 314 Clipper, the USS Darke (APA-159), 2563 Principia, Messier object M58, a DVD of the movie 9 (thrown like a ninja star), the Michigan highway M-79, a Mazda 323, 8462 Hazelsears, the German highway Bundesautobahn 643, a sign for the former US route 383, 2795 Lepage, the Son of Dave album 02, the entirety of Florida State Road 884, volume 197 of the United States Reports, the 169th Street NYC subway station, the astronomical object NGC 39, a printout for the Wikipedia page on the year 937 and statues of the rest of the digits of pi up to the Feynman point "typeset" in Code2000 made of osmiridium, each digit the size of Ceres.
Not-John zaps every single replica away! Oh boy... That'll hurt.
THE CLOCK-CLEANER: A dark green rod with two yellow and purple arcs swirling around it like a double helix. At the top end of the rod is a replica of the top of Doc Scratch's grandfather clock, complete with an orb of Skaia. Time energies swirl around it, and seems to act as a juju-breaker.
CROSSING GUARD OUTFIT: A reflective outfit worn by a crossing guard. Complete with a whistle.
FELT DUDS: A set of green clothing made of felt: a suit, a tie, and pants. A scratched 8-ball is emblazoned on them.
Action
I attempt to use scribe magic. I write several lines of Javanese around me, surround it with a ring of Akkadian prayers, then surround it with a prayer to the God of Writing in English transliterated into Georgian. Suddenly, a healing aura surrounds me and my wounds are healed.
Unicoder && Warded Fabrico Jar = Origin Wands (Level 10)
>>One entity will attack an avatar? Hmm. I acquire tons of alt accounts, log them in, and meatshield the players from the previously friendly entities that aren't under player control...
I quickly get some Hard-Light armor. I then shoot Not-John with a barrage of Aperture Science Rounded Safety Cubes.
No. One entity will attack a PLAYER. Player means YOU, not your alt.
I realize that I, being a robotic being, am very susceptible to the Glitch. I don't like this very much. I decide to take a few steps to prevent my fairly likely-ish death. I travel back in time and retrieve some DNA from my past, pre-nanobody self. I then take that to the present and clone myself. To keep my clone in line with everything else I do 15 damage to it, putting it down to my 5/20 HP. I then travel to the future when the Glitch is over, retrieve any items from my clone, and then kill it. However, I stay there, letting the clone do the work while the Glitch is in progress.
King Dedede: 13/20
Your clone becomes mutated thanks to the Glitch and dies violently!
Orange... Poor Davesprite. Sure Hope he gets better. You know, from being dead and all. I summon a kernelsprite and shove a Pyralspite and Wind Baffler into it, creating Pyralstormsprite, or whatever. They then light Not-John on fire, and I drench him in highly flammable Wind Shadesuckers, seeing as they have a preposterous amount of oil in them. I then don Notch's Crossbow Armor and whatever shoving the Hopesploders into the Loom gets me.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 8/?? TWIIIIIN?
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 8/11 (Cetus' Crusher)
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 5/9
The Godmodder didn't install the Kernelsprite plugin! It's separate from HomestuckCraft.
Hopesploders ~~~ Loom = Eridan Shirt
ERIDAN SHIRT: A black shirt with a purple Aquarius sign on it.
What? I thought I did the airblaster alchemy already! Whoops. Here:
Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet = Wind Shadegauntlet
Wind Shadegauntlet && Air Blaster = Typheus' Might (Level 10: 8/11)
OUCH ENGIE!!!! That is another arm I have to rebuild! Gosh!
With pain, I use the EFFECTONATOR TRI-HIT on fractal, aiming carefully with one arm! Hopefully one of the effects affects Fractal, and doesn't glitch out!
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit USED. Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 15/15
All of the shots careen towards the Queen, dealing 10 damage to her!
@twin: But her timing is hilarious, it does look kinda like the kind of thing that would be happening on Godcraft doesn't it?
O.O The glitch is real!!! We're all gonna die!!!! (irrationalpanicattack.exe completed)
Nocte Consumens ~~~ Loom
4/11 for Potestias Eius
3/9 for Nyx's Rod
2/? (probably 11) for the distortion mirror.
On the battlefield:
Hank takes advantage of whatever's been happening to the fractal to smash it with a large battleaxe, and then a hammer, and then shoot it in the face a few more times before backing out of attack range again.
On the Preston Cole
Eric chuckles.
Well, that's part of the fun.
You get the present without the recipient knowing what it is.
That way its a surprise.
DTG is REAL. :0
Nocte Consumens ~~~ Loom = Hades' Robes
HADES' ROBES: A set of black-and-purple robes that radiate with the power of darkness. A moonstone is imbedded in its sleeves.
Fractal killed! He shatters into thousands of recursive loops! He drops a Cube Bit, which you take!
>>I activate an Emancipation Field Generator and emancipate Fractal, If that will do anything. If not I encase Fractal in a space-filling fractal. It then fills up the inside of the sphere.
I shoot Fractal with DEADLY LASERS, which refract in his body and heat his internal structure to such a degree that he combusts. However, I don't see it because I got well out of line of sight before I had time to be hit. They also hit Not-John.
>>I launch several hundred potato jetpacks through the lasers and they explode in the midst of the two enemy combatants.
:?
The Emancipation Grid backfires on you first, dealing 5 damage to you! You're knocked unconscious, and all your other actions this post fail!
There. That should do it. ARM REPAIRED! Thank goodness.
Out of the rest of my arm's pieces, I build a MINI-MODPACK, complete with mini weapons, and send it on a kamikaze mission towards Fractal! INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit USED. Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 15/15
+4 HP! You shouldn't be losing limbs upon losing HP... If you are, you should tell a doctor.
My Action: I summon Chuck Norris in a position such that the shot from the ACN Turret goes through Fractal on its way to Chuck Norris.
SCP Foundation Action: 5/5 Foundation Research! Through much "research" (aka convincing), the SCP Foundation gets SCP-239 to use her reality warping powers to fight the glitch! Because her powers are unlimited, this is really bad for the glitch.
The ACN Turret's shots perfectly curve around Fractal and only hit Chuck Norris, who then resumes his eternal fight with the Turret!
The Glitch completely deletes SCP-239's code, and removes all of her alterations to reality (as well as her being) as a result. Therefore, she has never existed. SCP Foundation Database, I expect you to revise that shortly.
Let's see... Corrupt... I pick up a SORD and hack Not-John up with it, then shoot him up with a GUN and then use JEFFING AWESOME on him. After that, I utilize my finest diplomatic skills and have a calm and peaceful debate with him,and have a lovely picnic. WITH PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDWICHES. Not-John promptly suffers horrible peanut allergies and almost dies.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 9/?? TWIIIIIN?
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 9/11 (Cetus' Crusher)
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 6/9
-6,000 damage to Not-John! Not-John zaps away the GUN......, as well as the octet you use in Jeffing Awesome, completely disrupting the technique!
>>I crush a few hundred peanuts into dust and shove them into Not-John. If he does not have an "in" with which to introduce foreign objects into one's internal systems, I merely use the densely packed peanut dust as a large, reusable projectile and whack him with it at fastball speeds.
I don't actually remember the gun's name, but it's the one the Midnight Crew gets in Draw...Anyway I shoot Not-John with it.
I also throw Fractal at Not-John.
Alchemy:
Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector ~~~ Loom
DEADLY LASER gun ~~~ Loom
Tachyon Gun ~~~ Loom
You attempt to use the packed peanut, but Not-John zaps it away.
SCORCHED APERTURE SCIENCE TESTING GARB: A horribly burnt copy of the jumpsuit worn by test subjects at Aperture Science. Looks like its previous owner wasn't the president of the Staying Alive Club.
RELATIVISTIC SUIT: A white suit full of concealed armor that can withstand relativistic speeds.
All players who became deceased last turn are revived!
The server's integrity has officially dropped to half health... You'd better hurry this up! The Glitch is running rampant, and it's infected nearly everything in GodCraft at this point! The playability takes a hit, too... Some computers are even starting to LAG... and that never happens in GodCraft! The Godmodder starts to get worried... He wants the war to end, but not like this...
All the objects Not-John zapped away this turn come back, hovering over the giant wall the players are trapped in! Brain Ghost John whacks generic with the Brain Ghost Warhammer of Zillyhoo, dealing 4 damage! Ultramarine deals 8 damage to fseftr! The replicas CobaltShade made deal 11 damage to him! The GUN..... and octet deal 5 damage to generic! The packed peanut deals 6 damage to Netpatham!
The Operator glitches out and becomes anti-player, lashing out with his eight tentacles to deal 8 damage to generic, Netpatham, Talist, CobaltShade, OverlordXCano, and fseftr! generic, Netpatham, Cobalt and Overlord all die! Oblivion deals -7,000 damage to Not-John! The Shard of Engie attempts to attack Fractal, but fails! The Queen attempts to attack Not-John's Wrath, but her shots deal 5 damage to K4yne and fseftr! The Godmodder realizes something about the way the Glitch work and purposefully fires a nuclear beam at The Queen! Thankfully, the shot glitches out and ends up sailing straight into Not-John, who takes -10,000 damage!
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Fully corrupt Not-John!
Shard of Engie: [???] HP: 13/20. Stability: 100%. Consume: III
MBC-Parts: [???] HP: 15,000/60,000.
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
The Queen: [???] HP: 215/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
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(Me from the future, but from my relative past, having momentarily woken up from the lucid dream I was in.(That is, Wilson's quest.)) (Not going to circumvent my death, just wanted to do the really long no.)
I did it! I beat 20/20/20/20 mode for the original Five Night's at Freddy's on mobile! HA! Now all that's left to do is complete the second game on mobile and PC...
Grats Twin!
Re: Information Request
Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector: Can either create or disrupt hard-light constructs. Things constructed are generally self-sustaining, but can be dialed to decohere at a certain point with explosive effects. Such constructs can be given momentum but, as is standard with hard light, cannot be affected by anything after firing.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
My computer is not stable and constantly overheats, so I won't be able to post for a while. It basically works when it wants to work. Twin, if I can't post next turn, is it okay if you keep me dead until I say I respawn?
My computer is not stable and constantly overheats, so I won't be able to post for a while. It basically works when it wants to work. Twin, if I can't post next turn, is it okay if you keep me dead until I say I respawn?
Yeah. I know your pain, by the way. Intermission 1 was because of it. ;_;
I throw a lot of soft plushies at Not-John, obfuscating my current location to him and diffusing his concentration long enough to allow me to introduce him to my fists of fury!
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Action 1/3
Magma Mortars: 5/10
Elemental Retribution: 40/50
Orbit Control: 15/50
I shake my fist defiantly at the Operator, and see how it goes.
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Midna: "What's 9+10?" "21!" This randomly hurts Fractal.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Meme Dream Team XD 35/50
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 35/50
Glitched Modpack Files && Caledfwlch = Caledpack 7/12
There. That should do it. ARM REPAIRED! Thank goodness.
Out of the rest of my arm's pieces, I build a MINI-MODPACK, complete with mini weapons, and send it on a kamikaze mission towards Fractal!
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit USED.
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 15/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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24/30 Tanker A1
My Action: I summon Chuck Norris in a position such that the shot from the ACN Turret goes through Fractal on its way to Chuck Norris.
SCP Foundation Action: 5/5 Foundation Research! Through much "research" (aka convincing), the SCP Foundation gets SCP-239 to use her reality warping powers to fight the glitch! Because her powers are unlimited, this is really bad for the glitch.
Midna: I scratch Fractal with a shard of glass.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Torgue Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = SWORDSPLOSION!!! (Level 8: 5/9)
Torgue Pistol && Recursive Ammunition && Dirty Harry Movie = Unkempt Harold (Level 4: 4/5)
Torgue Rocket Launcher && Uranium && Cold-Fusion Power Cell && TNT = Nukem (Level 6: 3/7)
I make a physical representation of the Minecraft Forums Editor. It's a meatgrinder. I then throw Fractal into it, face-first.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 9/?? TWIIIIIN?
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 9/11 (Cetus' Crusher)
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 6/9
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
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Carbon Plate: 3/3 Complete!
==Actions==
Bender: I shoot Dark Samus's phazon beam at Not-John, corrupting him with phazon. I also alchemize Carbon Plate & Nuclear Troper and Miniature Tokamak & Contained Antimatter Cannister = Antimatter-Catalysed Miniature Tokamak and iTokomak & Contained Antimatter Cannister = Antimatter Catalysed iTokomak.
Antimatter-Catalysed Miniature Tokamak: This miniature tokamak uses small amounts of antimatter to greatly boost the amount of energy that is generated by it.
Antimatter-Catalysed iTokomak: An iTokomak that uses an Antimatter-Catalysed Miniature Tokamak, generating plasma and energy far more quickly and increasing the potential damage by a large amount.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I don't actually remember the gun's name, but it's the one the Midnight Crew gets in Draw...Anyway I shoot Not-John with it.
I also throw Fractal at Not-John.
Alchemy:
Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector ~~~ Loom
DEADLY LASER gun ~~~ Loom
Tachyon Gun ~~~ Loom
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Ginger && Bread || Cookie Mold = Gingerbread Mold (Level 1: 1/2)
> Talist: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SILICON SNIPE
You take out the Silicon Steampunker and fire a massive charged shot at Fractal, superheated with a Blaze Rod and infused with Gunpowder! It explodes on impact, causing Fractal to be knocked back! He takes 7,000 damage and the next attack against him will minicrit!
You need to actually finish them.
The Glitch sections off your coding from all of Minecraft and forces your nonillions upon nonillions upon nonillions upon nonillions of copies to form back into one being! It then alters the flow of time so that no paradoxes are created by doing so. You then proceed to not beat Fractal in a fractal-off because you're not a fractal anymore!
Chuck Norris was never an actual entity with an HP bar, so the Godmodder couldn't bring him back. And don't even kid yourself. Not one of you could beat Chuck Norris. Maybe engie or piono could have a chance. But none of you would beat him.
Not-John zaps Brain Ghost John away! The hopey energies somehow corrupt Not-John more, dealing -4,000 damage!
Hmm...
Lord English: Emerald Nova. Wearer: pionoplayer. A golden staff capped with the shining surface of Green Sun, capable of turning into a glowing assault rifle. Once wielded by Lord English himself, this Spoil is a force to be reckoned with. It can deal heavy damage to an entity, scare several others into not attacking, and give a small buff to some entities on your side. Cooldown: IIII
Oh. Well then. I'll edit that into saying that it causes a random entity to be inflicted with Fear for a turn.
Deum Lucem ~~~ Loom = Zeus' Robes
Image Mirror || Orb of Reversal = Disparem (Level 10: 1/11)
Don't underestimate the power of creation.
8,000 damage to Fractal!
Not-John intervenes and zaps Ultramarine away before you use it to attack!
Oh, nothing. Just... turbulence.
Smash Balls are only usable in conjunction with items, since the Godmodder didn't install the FinalSmash plugin!
Not-John will take -5,000 damage every turn thanks to the fog!
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
(I was saying that to two different things.)
MACHINA: A computerized rifle whose shots can penetrate through entities, hitting multiple at once. It also fires tracers with its shots that notify others of your position.
3,000 damage to Fractal!
5,000 damage to Fractal!
The Curse of Repetitiveness™ isn't a game rule. It's just a Curse made by the Godmodder.
Yes. It fired against a huge boss, dealing ~200,000 damage if I recall correctly. It also stunned the Godmodder.
Blocked by the wall!
The attack fails because you didn't specify the SCP you used! How am I supposed to tell?
The Godmodder thinks about it for a minute and says that the ACN Turret has a higher defense stat then even HE does. It can only be damaged by the Secret of the Void, remember? Therefore, it's reasonable to assume that the ACN Turret would probably withstand corruption for longer than even GodCraft could.
7,500 damage to Fractal! Next two successful attacks minicrit!
Not-John zaps every single replica away! Oh boy... That'll hurt.
Blocked by the wall!
The Stop-Signer ~~~ Loom = Crossing Guard Outfit
Cueriken ~~~ Loom = Felt Duds
THE CLOCK-CLEANER: A dark green rod with two yellow and purple arcs swirling around it like a double helix. At the top end of the rod is a replica of the top of Doc Scratch's grandfather clock, complete with an orb of Skaia. Time energies swirl around it, and seems to act as a juju-breaker.
CROSSING GUARD OUTFIT: A reflective outfit worn by a crossing guard. Complete with a whistle.
FELT DUDS: A set of green clothing made of felt: a suit, a tie, and pants. A scratched 8-ball is emblazoned on them.
Unicoder && Warded Fabrico Jar = Origin Wands (Level 10)
+4 HP!
None of your actions this post will be counted!
You use the SHOCKWAVE-LASER CANNON, dealing 19,500 damage to Fractal! Fractal shrugs off the stun thanks to his perfect order that cannot be fazed!
No. One entity will attack a PLAYER. Player means YOU, not your alt.
Does nothing!
Your clone becomes mutated thanks to the Glitch and dies violently!
The Godmodder didn't install the Kernelsprite plugin! It's separate from HomestuckCraft.
Hopesploders ~~~ Loom = Eridan Shirt
ERIDAN SHIRT: A black shirt with a purple Aquarius sign on it.
What? I thought I did the airblaster alchemy already! Whoops. Here:
Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet = Wind Shadegauntlet
Wind Shadegauntlet && Air Blaster = Typheus' Might (Level 10: 8/11)
All of the shots careen towards the Queen, dealing 10 damage to her!
DTG is REAL. :0
Nocte Consumens ~~~ Loom = Hades' Robes
HADES' ROBES: A set of black-and-purple robes that radiate with the power of darkness. A moonstone is imbedded in its sleeves.
Fractal killed! He shatters into thousands of recursive loops! He drops a Cube Bit, which you take!
:?
The Emancipation Grid backfires on you first, dealing 5 damage to you! You're knocked unconscious, and all your other actions this post fail!
Does nothing!
Blocked thanks to the wall!
A massive 21 crushes both you and Midna because of the blatantly overused joke, dealing 21 damage to you! This kills you instantly!
+4 HP! You shouldn't be losing limbs upon losing HP... If you are, you should tell a doctor.
The ACN Turret's shots perfectly curve around Fractal and only hit Chuck Norris, who then resumes his eternal fight with the Turret!
The Glitch completely deletes SCP-239's code, and removes all of her alterations to reality (as well as her being) as a result. Therefore, she has never existed. SCP Foundation Database, I expect you to revise that shortly.
-6,000 damage to Not-John! Not-John zaps away the GUN......, as well as the octet you use in Jeffing Awesome, completely disrupting the technique!
Not-John doesn't even have a digestive system!
None of your actions this post will be counted!
You attempt to use the packed peanut, but Not-John zaps it away.
Lancer? The gun's shots are blocked by the wall!
What in the world is that first item?
Deadly Laser Gun ~~~ Loom = Scorched Aperture Testing Garb
Tachyon Gun ~~~ Loom = Relativistic Suit
SCORCHED APERTURE SCIENCE TESTING GARB: A horribly burnt copy of the jumpsuit worn by test subjects at Aperture Science. Looks like its previous owner wasn't the president of the Staying Alive Club.
RELATIVISTIC SUIT: A white suit full of concealed armor that can withstand relativistic speeds.
All players who became deceased last turn are revived!
The server's integrity has officially dropped to half health... You'd better hurry this up! The Glitch is running rampant, and it's infected nearly everything in GodCraft at this point! The playability takes a hit, too... Some computers are even starting to LAG... and that never happens in GodCraft! The Godmodder starts to get worried... He wants the war to end, but not like this...
All the objects Not-John zapped away this turn come back, hovering over the giant wall the players are trapped in! Brain Ghost John whacks generic with the Brain Ghost Warhammer of Zillyhoo, dealing 4 damage! Ultramarine deals 8 damage to fseftr! The replicas CobaltShade made deal 11 damage to him! The GUN..... and octet deal 5 damage to generic! The packed peanut deals 6 damage to Netpatham!
The Operator glitches out and becomes anti-player, lashing out with his eight tentacles to deal 8 damage to generic, Netpatham, Talist, CobaltShade, OverlordXCano, and fseftr! generic, Netpatham, Cobalt and Overlord all die! Oblivion deals -7,000 damage to Not-John! The Shard of Engie attempts to attack Fractal, but fails! The Queen attempts to attack Not-John's Wrath, but her shots deal 5 damage to K4yne and fseftr! The Godmodder realizes something about the way the Glitch work and purposefully fires a nuclear beam at The Queen! Thankfully, the shot glitches out and ends up sailing straight into Not-John, who takes -10,000 damage!
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Fully corrupt Not-John!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [@[email protected]]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 50%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 50%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 45%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 66%
CODE INTEGRITY: 77%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 78%
PLAYABILITY: 80%
SERVER CHIPS: 5/8
~
Challenge Six: THE TEMPLE.
Not-John's Wrath: [???] HP: -32,000/50,000. Guarding 1 Cube Bit.
Cube Bits: [???] 3/8 Collected.
~
insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 0/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 0/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 20/20.
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 18/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 12/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 16/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 15/20.
TT2000: [???] HP: 20/20.
zerithos: [???] HP: 20/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 8/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 16/20.
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 13/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 20/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 20/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 20/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 0/20.
OverlordXCano: [???] HP: 0/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 13/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 7/20.
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 18/20.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 0/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 12/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 14/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 18/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 20/20.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened by the Chain!
Shard of Engie: [???] HP: 13/20. Stability: 100%. Consume: III
MBC-Parts: [???] HP: 15,000/60,000.
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
The Queen: [???] HP: 215/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
24 Hog Slop
28 Elf Tears
21 Pie Filling
27 Weasel Snot
Painchimer 1/1 = The Silencer (10/11)
13/25 MOAR MBC-Parts (+6 from TT2000)
+2 to TT2000
I ring the painchimer at the not-john, setting him alight and withering him.
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(Me from the future, but from my relative past, having momentarily woken up from the lucid dream I was in.(That is, Wilson's quest.)) (Not going to circumvent my death, just wanted to do the really long no.)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I'll be making my great escape now!
Would it kill you to post in the safetext?
Grats Twin!
Re: Information Request
Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector: Can either create or disrupt hard-light constructs. Things constructed are generally self-sustaining, but can be dialed to decohere at a certain point with explosive effects. Such constructs can be given momentum but, as is standard with hard light, cannot be affected by anything after firing.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Yeah. I know your pain, by the way. Intermission 1 was because of it. ;_;
Torgue Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = SWORDSPLOSION!!! (Level 8: 6/9)
Torgue Pistol && Recursive Ammunition && Dirty Harry Movie = Unkempt Harold (Level 4: 5/5) Done!
Torgue Rocket Launcher && Uranium && Cold-Fusion Power Cell && TNT = Nukem (Level 6: 4/7)
I throw a lot of soft plushies at Not-John, obfuscating my current location to him and diffusing his concentration long enough to allow me to introduce him to my fists of fury!