But... The IDMG isn't even a real thing. I've never once addressed it directly. And PLEASE stop making so many nullposts here!
Will do my best on that. And oh well, the offer exists if the IDMG is canon. It kinda should be because the Omega-2 Battalion came from that universe. But I digress. Also, please null the first post I made, not the last one. Thank you. Nevermind.
Edit: When it looks like the GM is about to be abducted, some panic/mild rulebending is to be expected...At least from me. The chat program was a legitimate thing, though... Bleh. I still want to see what Binary will do if his hard drive is transmuted to a potato, though...
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Vi Naturae ~~~ Loom
8/11 for Maleficis Est
7/11 for Mens Potentiam
1/? for mirror OR distortion magic.
Maleficis Est and the mirror are the first two of the five epic artifacts, the highest of the high elements. This oughta be fun.
Not doing an action because I posted too early and should cut twin some slack.
Must* post now, sorry. Also, yes, purple is the new safe colour, if Twin doesn't change his mind anyways.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
Battlefield: Threaten the UOSS with repair if it doesn't kill itself. I assume it doesn't kill itself, so I follow through with my threat.
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: I purge the waluiginess.
-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-
Please, sit.
Blue motions to a chair.
How kind of you to visit me.
I won't even bring up why you're doing that.
I'm great.
I mean.
I've been stuck in this bed for the past week.
And I'm mildly delirious from painkillers.
But other than that.
I actually am pretty good.
How about you?
Since there was so much posts, I've had to split this into two parts. This especially bothers me because on a day that I said I wouldn't post, you posted more than normal.
Not yet... crusher. Not quite yet.
Too lazy to do crap with my people, they all continue what they've been doing.
Hank beats up the minecraft elites still standing/notquitefinisheddying and the rest repair the UOSS
But... Superosque ~~~ Loom
7/11 for Maleficis Est
6/11 for Mens Potentiam
I finish Traho.
And piono becomes even more dangerous.
3,000 damage to both Minecraft Elites!
Superosque ~~~ Loom = Clouded Robes
CLOUDED ROBES: A set of grey-and-white robes that radiate with the power of wind. A white crystal is imbedded in its sleeves.
TRAHO: A metal chestplate inscribed with depictions of cosmic holes. It flashes between white, grey, and black, and allows its user to modify the gravity of himself and others at will. This allows for the manipulation of movement on nearly any object, the amplification of mass on nearly any object, and the complete reversal and negation of gravity itself.
MY INVENTORY
Sorry twin, I havn't been able to post in a long time, and I need to get one in for sidequest reasons.
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): HarvestR, use Infusment if you havn't already, then Krackenswipe. Also do something to cool Wilson down. Like smash a computer and steal it's fan.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil || Tinsel. I bombard the Glitch with:
HTTP 418: I'm a Teapot.
Hypertext Coffee Pot Control Protocol
Halt and Catch Fire
LP0 on fire
PC LOAD LETTER
And more. These all repair the UOSS... because it doesn't rhyme. I would recommend googling, or going here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyper_Text_Coffee_Pot_Control_Protocol, and looking at the Error Messages catagory.
{OKAY. STORY POST. SOMETHING ABOUT THE POLICE. YES, THOSE TYPES TEND TO CAUSE TROUBLE, BUT THEY'RE ALWAYS SO FRAGILE. SERIOUSLY. ONE PUNCH AND THEY GO DOWN. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? DO THEY ONLY HIRE PEOPLE WITH BRITTLE BONE SYNDROME?}
Overworld: Due to it being a story post, and not an update, Teal should still be safe. The drone working on the UOSS bridge pulls out a Golden Frying Pan and starts whacking everything it can find, because that fixes things. Trust me, I know machines. Over where SBAHJ are, TECHPIECE's Mini-Mainframe blasts a shield generator down to the ground, which sets itself up and projects a large shield over everything that isn't Crockercorp related.
Dreamscape: "The armor is appreciated. If it goes through. Which I hope it does. Although, for the purposes of not dying miserably to AoE damage, I might as well shove it on my armor bar. Regardless of what happens, I'll be needing that health potion." I say, using the health potion to regenerate some health, before swapping priority to first and using Arcane Hammer on the Shard of Guilt.
Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: A loud *THOOM* is heard outside, signifying an orbital drop, before the door opens and a drone walks in, unarmed. It heads over to Blue, crouching down to be at head height with her. "So, how're you doing? Aside from the whole issue that landed you here in the first place, of course."
Woo, casual self-defense! Against an enemy that could easily have been avoided(to Twin's knowledge at the time!)
I throw a Zombie Core, Balrog, Core, Doctor, Muscle Doctor, and Quote into the fray in SBaHJ's defense! I then pick up the Blade and mercilessly cut down the Elites in a flurry of Combatdice, thrown Blades, and High Noon shenaniganry. And the Sunsetter if I succeeded in Double Midnight.LOWASucker and LOLARpop finish.Tumor Ticker 10/11
Remember, half the player-characters are high-functioning sociopaths, murder aint' no thang.
I produce my Kritzkrieg and start healing folks with it!
I order my now-regenerated nanofog to aid in repairing the falling vessel, then continue working on the thrusters, boosting Erelye's Vis-thrusters with liberal application of fusion rockets!
All charges progress!
I shoot whatever needs shooting!
+3 HP to Nimbleguy and TT2000!
New safetext: #800080. It's accessible in the color menu as Purple.
The Crockercorp Ships swoop down for one last strike! In a barrage of glitchy fire, they destroy the Cave Story Army, Violet Dome II, Planetpop Shields, Bodyguards, Pylon Barrier, Metal Duplicates, Piano Key Wall, Circular Mixture Wall, Wall of Text, and Human Wall! The Crockercorp Battleship destroys the Awesome Stereo Systems, Citadel, Tentacle Mass, Nanogel Shields, and D-Class Wall! Fortunately, it's not enough to break the defenses... Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff float in the air and unleash The Warning:
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STARES BRO!!!!
I TOLD YOU
DOG!
They then proceed to unleash massive .jpeg beams from their eyes and completely annihilate the glitchy replicas of the Crockercorp Ships, as well as all the defenses you had put in place for them... They eventually fail to resist the urge to blow up and do so, creating a massive white fireball that incinerates the wreckage! Lying where they stood is a small chip... You pick up the Server Chip and at it to the Server Stack, bringing it to around halfway completion! It hums with a low energy... +10 GLITCH RESISTANCE!
The UOSS continues its descent... However, some of its systems are becoming operational! The entire ship heals +1,000 HP thanks to piono's efforts! Yet, falling wreckage from the ship is starting to become obstructive! It could block player's heals and damage them as well! As I say this, wreckage deals 4 damage to NinjaV2403 and engie_ninja!
The sixth area unlocks itself! It's a glitchy replica of the pyramid the Black Monolith rested on in Zero Hour... Complete with a glitchy replica of the Black Monolith! And ALSO complete of what appears to be a glitchy replica of the Godmodder! Thankfully, there is no glitchy replica of a meteor... The glitchy Godmodder reaches up to the monolith and it begins to retract, its center square spinning eratically! Corrupted creation flows into the Monolith as a mirror image of the Godmodder is displayed: his attempts to summon a glitched version of Godmodder Prime?
Suddenly, thanks to the failing integrities, the summon massively corrupts itself! Instead of summoning Godmodder Prime, another huge glitch appears! But this one seems different somehow... Oddly nostalgic! The Godmodder recognizes it as the Glitch from the original Destroy the Godmodder! He remembers how it was connected to the summon of Godmodder Prime... He really thinks THIS is what should have happened on Sunday! Oh well! Guess the timing didn't work out.
The two glitches combine, and eight golden cubes flow out of the monolith! Cube Bits! These are what you had to collect in the first game to stop the Glitch! Looks like you'll have to collect them all if you want to reform a whole Cube and regain a Server Chip. To do so, you'll have to relive the events of the Monolithium sidequest! First up is a massive black door built into a wall. There's no handle on it, no lock, no anything. It seems to be welded into the wall itself. How to get by?
Oblivion glitches out and attempts to attack THE OPERATOR, but fails! The entity integrity is almost completely gone... Soon, they're going to start going rogue! The Zombie Pigmen attempt to guard SBaHJ, but their pathfinding glitches out once they realize they're not there! The Shard of Engie has no target, and seems to reflect engie_ninja's damage... The WS-Mech uses TRIFECTA, but inadvertently targets itself and completely demolishes itself! The Glitch takes it over before it even has a chance to enter a spherical form... The Godmodder takes 1 damage thanks to this round of Mechs being over, but he shrugs it off... Together, him and the Queen fully restore the Bridge! The UOSS seems to gain a formidable boost in power...
The Godmodder refills all Sacred Items.
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Repair the UOSS!
> All: Try to unlock the Black Door!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [EOTL]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 40% SERVER INTEGRITY: 65% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0% FACTION INTEGRITY: 20% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 20% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 60% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 76% CODE INTEGRITY: 84% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 84% PLAYABILITY: 88% SERVER CHIPS: 4/8
~
Challenge Five: THE ORBITER.
Shard of Engie: [N] HP: 16/20. Stability: 100%. Consume: III
MBC-Parts: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Contract: [N] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 16. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
The Queen: [PG] HP: 250/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x1.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Hm. Wind Shadesucker and Light Rainsucker still didn't get told to me?
I drop it like it's hot and spin timetables all over the UOSS, causing a rewind that heals it. I also kick down the door to the temple.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 1/??
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 1/??
Tumor Ticker 11/11
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I flash up to the UOSS, and proceed to amplify the effect of my Arcane Bore repulsion devices, (avoiding any falling rubble) pushing the ship/station up slightly more, until I realize what must be done. Obviously, this statement makes a cliff hanger necessary.
I ask the Black Door to open up politely. If this fails, I knock on the door, and then cast a spell of unlocking.
Preston Cole:
I was most certainly not behind you.
I then proceed to try and bring up any files of any significance, assuming these are the archives. If not, I merely stand about, waiting for somebody to ask me something, or attempt to start a casual conversation if they so wish. Just in case, I cast Detect Life, to be certain there are no unwanted beings upon the Preston Cole. I want a full list of living beings on this ship, especially unidentified ones.
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@fseftr: What are you doing with tha- ARHG! ... ... ... N- Not again... W-well... I'm Laiko. Thats my birth name. I- I took the name Wilson to... distance myself from my actions here. H-honestly, I don't care which you use. I-i-interests? I- brr... Like alchemy, umm... and... Grid magic... a-and studying things I'm interested in, like economics a-actually. I could ex-explain some of it if you'd like. I also like s-swiming. Provided the water isn't un-unexpe-ectedly t-thrown at me from behind and is f-f-freezing cold! I grew up in a d-desert. So I guess I kinda revered water.
@Netpatham: -7.5%. +4.5% so total -3%.
@fseftr #2: Thats why it would be a funny idea, not a good idea.
@Insert_Generic_Username: Well... you can't add two entities health together if thats what you'd like. Otherwise, you could heal very expensive entities with cheep summon stones.
@Nimble: Alright. Well... t-thanks. I-I could dry off with tha-that. I-I still have a fever...
@Engie: Very well. +10HP, action set to 1.
The Manifestation of Engie bashes the Shard across the room with an Arcane Hammer, dealing a reduced 11 damage, turning it into a MET type, and reducing type resistances. HarvesteR absorbs a super kerbal into Krackensbane. The Mobile Void Portal deals 5 damage to the Shard and blinds it, turning it into a SHA type. It then deals 6 ENE damage to it, turning it into a NAT type. It THEN deals 2 COL damage and doesn't effect the type. There is a pattern to the switching types. Mori deals a boosted 14 damage to the Shard and turns it into a FIR type. Hey! Watch this! Old Mr. Guilt face is really predictable, honestly. Zenko dashes around the Shard and deals a boosted 12 damage, turning it into a NAT type and leaving it open to Yako to pounce on it and deal another boosted 12 damage, turning it into a MAG type. See? Double boosted! Wilson fixes the portal a little. The Shard of Guilt blasts HarvesteR with a charge of magical energy. It doesn't seem to deal any damage to it though. But rather, to the nearby entities. The Shard also summons a small fox doll. It does... nothing... It does seem to be latching Laiko's attention to it though. Strange... its so... I don't know... attention grabbing. Wilson walks over to it and picks it up. It seems safe enough... I feel like I have energy flowing through me.
Allied Line (Currently under a blizzard, 4 COL damage per turn, 1 turns left. Using FIR/NAT attacks reduces time left):
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 14/60 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 2 (Gerbil's; Deals 6 MAG damage to the entities acting directly before and after this one, 3 turns left.) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 3/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 1 (Engie_Ninja's... duh) Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 52.5% integrity - Action: 3 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[2 COL AOE *1, 4 FIR, 3 MAG to adjacent foes]) When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%.
[NAT] Mori: 15/30 HP - Action: 4 (Red's) Base damage: 10. Can heal for 8.
[LIGHT] Zenko: 30/70 HP - Action: 5
[SHA] Yako: 38/70 - Action: 6
[NEU] Wilson 35/40 HP
Enemy:
[FIR] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP - Action: 6 (taken 87 damage; weakened type resistances, 1 turn left)
[NEU] Fox Doll: 100/100 HP - Action: N/A (Attacking this entity does not consume the entity's turn)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x1) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O | R
[stuff like a long paragraph trying to logically disprove Binary]
Orb of Finale Dupe, incoming!
Hephaestus' Gate || (Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence) = Hemera's Gate (Level 10: 11/11) Oh yes. Now we're cooking with fire!
Hermea's Thorn && Life Player Symbol && 9KG spike of purified Australium = The Goldenrod (Level 7: 7/8)
It had to happen. Tourge Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
As I completely failed to do anything relating to repairing the UOSS last round, I pull out the Orb of Finale I attempted to use, but this time pull out The Whole Note and use a property of it I use the Orb of Finale to empower me and The Whole Note, making the latter's energies of creation, stated to be leaking from the tip, to now spout out in a furious deluge of creation! The power of the Orb of Finale allows me to control-or conduct, if you will-these extremely powerful energies to my will! I use this temporary ability to generate brand-spanking new materials and tools for the UOSS to majorly repair it, and I focus this power in on the Weapons Modules, which are the most damaged component right now!
I hire a construction crew to make a huge hole to go under the door and dig out through the other side of the door. If that doesn't work at all, I suggest to Flare flames to use the Fez's mysterious powers to bypass the door. Fezmaster Flare, save us!
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I produce a Gravity Gun and start pulling in bits of wreckage from the UOSS, then using them to repair the Shield Generators!
Must. Resist. Urge. To. Attack. Stuff.
I continue building Uber on the Kritzkrieg, this time focusing on Erelye!
{Yes, my doing multiple things that should require two hands does make sense, I have six extra arms on this armor.}
All charges progress!
{{Redeyes has finally gotten the wreckage of the Supergiant back to orbit, and is taking a walk through the Anachron while repairs take place.}
"I have not been up here for several weeks, I see much has been done."
"Ind3ed. The Crew is ex7remely... Multicultur4l. I do not look forward to telling th3m I will be allowed 7o f4ll."
"Multicultural is certainly the right word, I think I just saw a person made of mushrooms walk past!"
"Ah, y35, the Plump Helmet Men... Hi6hly unusu4l race, but they handle v4cuum w3ll and reproduce fa5t. If I can ensure their loyal7y they will prove exceptional1y useful."
"How might that be done? I will not countenance the sort of thing you have used in past."
"So f4r, by promising not to brew them into wine, and giving th3m a dark, wet place to live."
"Some form of civil rights movement cannot be far off."
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-41 / 50- Table's End (+1 from Modpack)
-10 / 10- Emergency Cura (+3 from Modpack) -> EXECUTE.
+2 to Modpack
=EXECUTE=
A white, glowing orb appears around me. This orb restores 1 HP to me per turn.
The next time a player would die, they are immediately resurrected with 5 HP, and the orb breaks.
=ACTION=
I jam the PRESIDENT'S KEY into the BLACK DOOR, attempting to open it.
Action
I attempt to edit the Black Door with the Unicoder and input a bunch of em spaces into it so we can get in.
AI Action
02: 04, let's get back to fixing the ship.
04: On it! I'll get on the Combat Module.
> Fix some combat module(s), using 04's superior engineering skills.
03: Oh, and we should probably give that really strong alloy a name.
> The mixture used in the Circular Mixture Wall is now known as CSC-2A Alloy.
The shard flickers, damaged by the falling debris. A mechanical voice - my voice - whispers "hurt...", then the shard fluctuates.
{THAT HURT A LITTLE. BUT ONLY A LITTLE. SO LONG AS I REMAIN STABLE, THIS PIECE OF ME WILL NOT DIE.}
Oh. Interesting. So. Purple is the safe colour this time. What a coincidence. Since I technically am a character. Just not one that is in much of a position to be doing much right now. Being a code based entity sucks when you have to go up against *DZZT* L0RD B1NARY *DZZT* a code manipulator. Wait. What just happened. Ignore that. Regardless. I shall be narrating Engies actions in the overworld. It seems.
Overworld: Only 65000 health left to go for the UOSS. That should be taken care of soon. One of Engies drones flash-steps over to a thruster mount. The drone then jury rigs the thruster mount to work correctly. The shard of Engie hovers over to the black door and attempts to scan the door for a way to open it. Although really. As if that is going to work.
{UGH... IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE GLITCH, I WOULD INFINITELY PREFER NARRATING MY OWN ACTIONS.}
Dreamscape: I use one of the spare Energy gems to recharge my HP, since that's how the system works, apparently. I then, due to the guilt shard (supposed to show as) being a MAG type at the moment, use Nitrogen Beam on the shard of guilt. "Oddly enough, I think I'm technically acting as a support right now. Although, with this wide array of special effects, I shouldn't be surprised."
Blue's Estate: The drone walks normally over to the seat and sits down. "Well, currently, there's a bit of an issue going on in the overworld, what with a giant glitch wrecking everything. It's very existence is causing me extreme pain. But, that's a minor detail. On average, I'm doing quite fine." I reply. "So, uh... Is there anything you want to talk about?"
Comment on Terra Firma, a bit late, but that clothing alchemy was pretty cool. I was half expecting you to give me hammer pants.
Navitas Nox ~~~ Loom
9/11 for Maleficis Est
8/11 for Mens Potentiam
2/? for the distortion mirror
On the UOSS:
((in all of these, part refers to an entire system, since all of the systems have 5000 or 10000 health, neither of which is undoable in one action))
The building crews fully repair one of the parts
The mecha team replaces another
The mage circle magically recreates another part
The Minecraftians patch up yet another part
The engineers whack one of the thruster mounts with their wrenches
A team of resupply choppers attempts to fly to the UOSS through the falling wreckage and make repairs go faster, increasing the power of further repair attempts this round.
Hank goes in to the Black Monolith temple as it seems to be the safest place currently. He walks up to the door.
He knocks politely, asks to come in, waits for a few seconds, and if nothing happens, he rigs it up with close to a metric ton of C4 and blows it down.
You're right. I have been completely ignoring this game. I've been plenty busy recently, and have to make some web quest for ungrateful kids. It's even mandatory.
So, why everyone use teal text? Whichever way, it really conforms to my style. I like it.
Action 1/3
Magma Mortars: 5/10
Orbit Control: 15/50
Elemental Retribution: 40/50
I start singing Latin ominously in the Godmodder's ear, secretly calling him a scrub.
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I examine the divination apparatus, despite knowing what it does.
Meanwhile, I teleport on top of the UOSS. Under normal circumstances, I would hack through the ceiling to get in, but this would prove counterproductive here. Instead, I merely telekinetically force the falling UOSS to slow down, using an ambient vis aura to force the thing to accelerate backwards. Of course, that does not mean it will fly up. That is ridiculous. Then, I place a ward on the space station/ship. Upon crashing into the ground, this Ward will activate, teleporting the object the Ward is placed upon around ninety thousand feet into the air.
I also attempt to telekinetically force the Black Door open.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Action
I repair the UOSS' Combat Modules by sticking duct tape everywhere. It turns out to be magical duct tape that repairs everything nearby perfectly.
AI Action
01: Have we tried powering it with redstone?
02: Nope.
> Power the Black Door with redstone.
Will do my best on that. And oh well, the offer exists if the IDMG is canon. It kinda should be because the Omega-2 Battalion came from that universe. But I digress.
Also, please null the first post I made, not the last one. Thank you.Nevermind.Edit: When it looks like the GM is about to be abducted, some panic/mild rulebending is to be expected...At least from me. The chat program was a legitimate thing, though... Bleh. I still want to see what Binary will do if his hard drive is transmuted to a potato, though...
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
8/11 for Maleficis Est
7/11 for Mens Potentiam
1/? for mirror OR distortion magic.
Maleficis Est and the mirror are the first two of the five epic artifacts, the highest of the high elements. This oughta be fun.
Not doing an action because I posted too early and should cut twin some slack.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
Battlefield: Threaten the UOSS with repair if it doesn't kill itself. I assume it doesn't kill itself, so I follow through with my threat.
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: I purge the waluiginess.
-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-
Please, sit.
Blue motions to a chair.
How kind of you to visit me.
I won't even bring up why you're doing that.
I'm great.
I mean.
I've been stuck in this bed for the past week.
And I'm mildly delirious from painkillers.
But other than that.
I actually am pretty good.
How about you?
Since there was so much posts, I've had to split this into two parts. This especially bothers me because on a day that I said I wouldn't post, you posted more than normal.
3,000 damage to both Minecraft Elites!
Superosque ~~~ Loom = Clouded Robes
CLOUDED ROBES: A set of grey-and-white robes that radiate with the power of wind. A white crystal is imbedded in its sleeves.
TRAHO: A metal chestplate inscribed with depictions of cosmic holes. It flashes between white, grey, and black, and allows its user to modify the gravity of himself and others at will. This allows for the manipulation of movement on nearly any object, the amplification of mass on nearly any object, and the complete reversal and negation of gravity itself.
You use the PRISM, healing +10,000 HP to a Thruster Mount!
Minecraft Elite killed!
The Glitch messes with the code of the error messages so that they only work once they rhyme!
Drone Factory fully restored!
+1 Shield!
Because you seem to be completely ignoring the game.
The Godmodder wonders how he could be a noob if he was one of the first players of Minecraft.
+4,000 HP to a Shield Generator! The shields flicker online...
Manipuleightr /\/ Scratcher = The Clock-Cleaner (Level 8: 1/9)
Alchemiter && [REDACTED] = [REDACTED]
Pure Phlebotinum && Fluorite Octet = Troper's Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
Cave Story Army added!
Remaining Minecraft Elite killed!
+3 HP to Nimbleguy and TT2000!
New safetext: #800080. It's accessible in the color menu as Purple.
The Crockercorp Ships swoop down for one last strike! In a barrage of glitchy fire, they destroy the Cave Story Army, Violet Dome II, Planetpop Shields, Bodyguards, Pylon Barrier, Metal Duplicates, Piano Key Wall, Circular Mixture Wall, Wall of Text, and Human Wall! The Crockercorp Battleship destroys the Awesome Stereo Systems, Citadel, Tentacle Mass, Nanogel Shields, and D-Class Wall! Fortunately, it's not enough to break the defenses... Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff float in the air and unleash The Warning:
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STARES BRO!!!!
I TOLD YOU
DOG!
They then proceed to unleash massive .jpeg beams from their eyes and completely annihilate the glitchy replicas of the Crockercorp Ships, as well as all the defenses you had put in place for them... They eventually fail to resist the urge to blow up and do so, creating a massive white fireball that incinerates the wreckage! Lying where they stood is a small chip... You pick up the Server Chip and at it to the Server Stack, bringing it to around halfway completion! It hums with a low energy... +10 GLITCH RESISTANCE!
The UOSS continues its descent... However, some of its systems are becoming operational! The entire ship heals +1,000 HP thanks to piono's efforts! Yet, falling wreckage from the ship is starting to become obstructive! It could block player's heals and damage them as well! As I say this, wreckage deals 4 damage to NinjaV2403 and engie_ninja!
The sixth area unlocks itself! It's a glitchy replica of the pyramid the Black Monolith rested on in Zero Hour... Complete with a glitchy replica of the Black Monolith! And ALSO complete of what appears to be a glitchy replica of the Godmodder! Thankfully, there is no glitchy replica of a meteor... The glitchy Godmodder reaches up to the monolith and it begins to retract, its center square spinning eratically! Corrupted creation flows into the Monolith as a mirror image of the Godmodder is displayed: his attempts to summon a glitched version of Godmodder Prime?
Suddenly, thanks to the failing integrities, the summon massively corrupts itself! Instead of summoning Godmodder Prime, another huge glitch appears! But this one seems different somehow... Oddly nostalgic! The Godmodder recognizes it as the Glitch from the original Destroy the Godmodder! He remembers how it was connected to the summon of Godmodder Prime... He really thinks THIS is what should have happened on Sunday! Oh well! Guess the timing didn't work out.
The two glitches combine, and eight golden cubes flow out of the monolith! Cube Bits! These are what you had to collect in the first game to stop the Glitch! Looks like you'll have to collect them all if you want to reform a whole Cube and regain a Server Chip. To do so, you'll have to relive the events of the Monolithium sidequest! First up is a massive black door built into a wall. There's no handle on it, no lock, no anything. It seems to be welded into the wall itself. How to get by?
Oblivion glitches out and attempts to attack THE OPERATOR, but fails! The entity integrity is almost completely gone... Soon, they're going to start going rogue! The Zombie Pigmen attempt to guard SBaHJ, but their pathfinding glitches out once they realize they're not there! The Shard of Engie has no target, and seems to reflect engie_ninja's damage... The WS-Mech uses TRIFECTA, but inadvertently targets itself and completely demolishes itself! The Glitch takes it over before it even has a chance to enter a spherical form... The Godmodder takes 1 damage thanks to this round of Mechs being over, but he shrugs it off... Together, him and the Queen fully restore the Bridge! The UOSS seems to gain a formidable boost in power...
The Godmodder refills all Sacred Items.
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Repair the UOSS!
> All: Try to unlock the Black Door!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [EOTL]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 40%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 65%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 20%
ENTITY INTEGRITY: 20%
ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 60%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 76%
CODE INTEGRITY: 84%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 84%
PLAYABILITY: 88%
SERVER CHIPS: 4/8
~
Challenge Five: THE ORBITER.
UOSS: [???] Bridge HP: 50,000/50,000. Shields: 10,000/10,000. Shield Generators: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x1.) 0/5,000 HP. (x3.) Combat Module: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x2.) 0/5,000 HP. (x6.) Thruster Mounts: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x4.) 0/10,000. (x4.) Drone Factories: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x1.) Ship Bays: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x2.) Descent: III
~
Challenge Six: THE TEMPLE.
Black Door: [???] Guards 2 Cube Bits.
~
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 20/20.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 16/20.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 19/20.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 19/20.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 18/20.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 18/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 19/20.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 19/20.
zerithos: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Talist: [AG] HP: 20/20.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 16/20.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 20/20.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 20/20.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20.
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 12/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 16/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened by the Chain!
Zombie Pigmen: [N]
Shard of Engie: [N] HP: 16/20. Stability: 100%. Consume: III
MBC-Parts: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Contract: [N] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 16. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
The Queen: [PG] HP: 250/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x1.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR?)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III DISABLED (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III DISABLED (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
20 Hog Slop
20 Elf Tears
20 Pie Filling
20 Weasel Snot
I drop it like it's hot and spin timetables all over the UOSS, causing a rewind that heals it. I also kick down the door to the temple.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 1/??
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 1/??
Tumor Ticker 11/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Midna: Interesting.... I plant some explosive charges on the door, and detonate them.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I keep grinding up the apple in SCP-914.
2/? churges
I start smelting some lapis lazuli. 1/noidea
Crystal Ball 2/3
I flash up to the UOSS, and proceed to amplify the effect of my Arcane Bore repulsion devices, (avoiding any falling rubble) pushing the ship/station up slightly more, until I realize what must be done. Obviously, this statement makes a cliff hanger necessary.
I ask the Black Door to open up politely. If this fails, I knock on the door, and then cast a spell of unlocking.
Preston Cole:
I was most certainly not behind you.
I then proceed to try and bring up any files of any significance, assuming these are the archives. If not, I merely stand about, waiting for somebody to ask me something, or attempt to start a casual conversation if they so wish. Just in case, I cast Detect Life, to be certain there are no unwanted beings upon the Preston Cole. I want a full list of living beings on this ship, especially unidentified ones.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@fseftr: What are you doing with tha- ARHG! ... ... ... N- Not again... W-well... I'm Laiko. Thats my birth name. I- I took the name Wilson to... distance myself from my actions here. H-honestly, I don't care which you use. I-i-interests? I- brr... Like alchemy, umm... and... Grid magic... a-and studying things I'm interested in, like economics a-actually. I could ex-explain some of it if you'd like. I also like s-swiming. Provided the water isn't un-unexpe-ectedly t-thrown at me from behind and is f-f-freezing cold! I grew up in a d-desert. So I guess I kinda revered water.
@Netpatham: -7.5%. +4.5% so total -3%.
@fseftr #2: Thats why it would be a funny idea, not a good idea.
@Insert_Generic_Username: Well... you can't add two entities health together if thats what you'd like. Otherwise, you could heal very expensive entities with cheep summon stones.
@Nimble: Alright. Well... t-thanks. I-I could dry off with tha-that. I-I still have a fever...
@Engie: Very well. +10HP, action set to 1.
To Do: 1: Heal Wilson, 2: Protect Zenko/Yako, 3: Play the IRM thing
IRM event link:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hrhx9c98vb1m3qo/IRM event 2.zip
The Manifestation of Engie bashes the Shard across the room with an Arcane Hammer, dealing a reduced 11 damage, turning it into a MET type, and reducing type resistances. HarvesteR absorbs a super kerbal into Krackensbane. The Mobile Void Portal deals 5 damage to the Shard and blinds it, turning it into a SHA type. It then deals 6 ENE damage to it, turning it into a NAT type. It THEN deals 2 COL damage and doesn't effect the type. There is a pattern to the switching types. Mori deals a boosted 14 damage to the Shard and turns it into a FIR type. Hey! Watch this! Old Mr. Guilt face is really predictable, honestly. Zenko dashes around the Shard and deals a boosted 12 damage, turning it into a NAT type and leaving it open to Yako to pounce on it and deal another boosted 12 damage, turning it into a MAG type. See? Double boosted! Wilson fixes the portal a little. The Shard of Guilt blasts HarvesteR with a charge of magical energy. It doesn't seem to deal any damage to it though. But rather, to the nearby entities. The Shard also summons a small fox doll. It does... nothing... It does seem to be latching Laiko's attention to it though. Strange... its so... I don't know... attention grabbing. Wilson walks over to it and picks it up. It seems safe enough... I feel like I have energy flowing through me.
Allied Line (Currently under a blizzard, 4 COL damage per turn, 1 turns left. Using FIR/NAT attacks reduces time left):
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 14/60 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 2 (Gerbil's; Deals 6 MAG damage to the entities acting directly before and after this one, 3 turns left.)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 3/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 1 (Engie_Ninja's... duh)
Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 52.5% integrity - Action: 3 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[2 COL AOE *1, 4 FIR, 3 MAG to adjacent foes])
When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%.
[NAT] Mori: 15/30 HP - Action: 4 (Red's)
Base damage: 10. Can heal for 8.
[LIGHT] Zenko: 30/70 HP - Action: 5
[SHA] Yako: 38/70 - Action: 6
[NEU] Wilson 35/40 HP
Enemy:
[FIR] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP - Action: 6 (taken 87 damage; weakened type resistances, 1 turn left)
[NEU] Fox Doll: 100/100 HP - Action: N/A (Attacking this entity does not consume the entity's turn)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x1) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O |
R
[stuff like a long paragraph trying to logically disprove Binary]
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Orb of Finale Dupe, incoming!
Hephaestus' Gate || (Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence) = Hemera's Gate (Level 10: 11/11) Oh yes. Now we're cooking with fire!
Hermea's Thorn && Life Player Symbol && 9KG spike of purified Australium = The Goldenrod (Level 7: 7/8)
It had to happen. Tourge Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
As I completely failed to do anything relating to repairing the UOSS last round, I pull out the Orb of Finale I attempted to use, but this time pull out The Whole Note and use a property of it I use the Orb of Finale to empower me and The Whole Note, making the latter's energies of creation, stated to be leaking from the tip, to now spout out in a furious deluge of creation! The power of the Orb of Finale allows me to control-or conduct, if you will-these extremely powerful energies to my will! I use this temporary ability to generate brand-spanking new materials and tools for the UOSS to majorly repair it, and I focus this power in on the Weapons Modules, which are the most damaged component right now!
I hire a construction crew to make a huge hole to go under the door and dig out through the other side of the door. If that doesn't work at all, I suggest to Flare flames to use the Fez's mysterious powers to bypass the door. Fezmaster Flare, save us!
Must. Resist. Urge. To. Attack. Stuff.
I continue building Uber on the Kritzkrieg, this time focusing on Erelye!
{Yes, my doing multiple things that should require two hands does make sense, I have six extra arms on this armor.}
All charges progress!
{{Redeyes has finally gotten the wreckage of the Supergiant back to orbit, and is taking a walk through the Anachron while repairs take place.}
"I have not been up here for several weeks, I see much has been done."
"Ind3ed. The Crew is ex7remely... Multicultur4l. I do not look forward to telling th3m I will be allowed 7o f4ll."
"Multicultural is certainly the right word, I think I just saw a person made of mushrooms walk past!"
"Ah, y35, the Plump Helmet Men... Hi6hly unusu4l race, but they handle v4cuum w3ll and reproduce fa5t. If I can ensure their loyal7y they will prove exceptional1y useful."
"How might that be done? I will not countenance the sort of thing you have used in past."
"So f4r, by promising not to brew them into wine, and giving th3m a dark, wet place to live."
"Some form of civil rights movement cannot be far off."
"H4h."}}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
=CHARGE=
-41 / 50- Table's End (+1 from Modpack)
-10 / 10- Emergency Cura (+3 from Modpack) -> EXECUTE.
+2 to Modpack
=EXECUTE=
A white, glowing orb appears around me. This orb restores 1 HP to me per turn.
The next time a player would die, they are immediately resurrected with 5 HP, and the orb breaks.
=ACTION=
I jam the PRESIDENT'S KEY into the BLACK DOOR, attempting to open it.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Fluorite Octet && Polonium-210 = Isostope Octave (7/9)
Arcum Dei && Lassa Virus = Notch's Smiter (Complete!)
Fluorite Octet && Arsenic = ??? (1/9)
Action
I attempt to edit the Black Door with the Unicoder and input a bunch of em spaces into it so we can get in.
AI Action
02: 04, let's get back to fixing the ship.
04: On it! I'll get on the Combat Module.
> Fix some combat module(s), using 04's superior engineering skills.
03: Oh, and we should probably give that really strong alloy a name.
> The mixture used in the Circular Mixture Wall is now known as CSC-2A Alloy.
{THAT HURT A LITTLE. BUT ONLY A LITTLE. SO LONG AS I REMAIN STABLE, THIS PIECE OF ME WILL NOT DIE.}
Oh. Interesting. So. Purple is the safe colour this time. What a coincidence. Since I technically am a character. Just not one that is in much of a position to be doing much right now. Being a code based entity sucks when you have to go up against *DZZT* L0RD B1NARY *DZZT* a code manipulator. Wait. What just happened. Ignore that. Regardless. I shall be narrating Engies actions in the overworld. It seems.
Overworld: Only 65000 health left to go for the UOSS. That should be taken care of soon. One of Engies drones flash-steps over to a thruster mount. The drone then jury rigs the thruster mount to work correctly. The shard of Engie hovers over to the black door and attempts to scan the door for a way to open it. Although really. As if that is going to work.
{UGH... IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE GLITCH, I WOULD INFINITELY PREFER NARRATING MY OWN ACTIONS.}
Dreamscape: I use one of the spare Energy gems to recharge my HP, since that's how the system works, apparently. I then, due to the guilt shard (supposed to show as) being a MAG type at the moment, use Nitrogen Beam on the shard of guilt. "Oddly enough, I think I'm technically acting as a support right now. Although, with this wide array of special effects, I shouldn't be surprised."
Blue's Estate: The drone walks normally over to the seat and sits down. "Well, currently, there's a bit of an issue going on in the overworld, what with a giant glitch wrecking everything. It's very existence is causing me extreme pain. But, that's a minor detail. On average, I'm doing quite fine." I reply. "So, uh... Is there anything you want to talk about?"
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
6/25 MOAR MBC-Parts
+2 to TT2000
I go phantom and phase straight trough the door! I also send a swarm of repairbots to the UPOSS (unamed?) parts to repair them!
Inventory
Navitas Nox ~~~ Loom
9/11 for Maleficis Est
8/11 for Mens Potentiam
2/? for the distortion mirror
On the UOSS:
((in all of these, part refers to an entire system, since all of the systems have 5000 or 10000 health, neither of which is undoable in one action))
The building crews fully repair one of the parts
The mecha team replaces another
The mage circle magically recreates another part
The Minecraftians patch up yet another part
The engineers whack one of the thruster mounts with their wrenches
A team of resupply choppers attempts to fly to the UOSS through the falling wreckage and make repairs go faster, increasing the power of further repair attempts this round.
Hank goes in to the Black Monolith temple as it seems to be the safest place currently. He walks up to the door.
He knocks politely, asks to come in, waits for a few seconds, and if nothing happens, he rigs it up with close to a metric ton of C4 and blows it down.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
So, why everyone use teal text? Whichever way, it really conforms to my style. I like it.
Action 1/3
Magma Mortars: 5/10
Orbit Control: 15/50
Elemental Retribution: 40/50
I start singing Latin ominously in the Godmodder's ear, secretly calling him a scrub.
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Crystal Ball 3/3!
I examine the divination apparatus, despite knowing what it does.
Meanwhile, I teleport on top of the UOSS. Under normal circumstances, I would hack through the ceiling to get in, but this would prove counterproductive here. Instead, I merely telekinetically force the falling UOSS to slow down, using an ambient vis aura to force the thing to accelerate backwards. Of course, that does not mean it will fly up. That is ridiculous. Then, I place a ward on the space station/ship. Upon crashing into the ground, this Ward will activate, teleporting the object the Ward is placed upon around ninety thousand feet into the air.
I also attempt to telekinetically force the Black Door open.
Fluorite Octet && Polonium-210 = Isostope Octave (8/9)
Fluorite Octet && Arsenic = ??? (2/9)
USB containing Marburg computer virus && Marburg biological virus = ??? (1/?)
Action
I repair the UOSS' Combat Modules by sticking duct tape everywhere. It turns out to be magical duct tape that repairs everything nearby perfectly.
AI Action
01: Have we tried powering it with redstone?
02: Nope.
> Power the Black Door with redstone.