Um, ninja, everyone's using PURPLE text now. We do that so the Glitch can't eat our posts, and change it once in a while. Don't be mad at Twin if your post gets glitched and ignored.
Huh, that's funny. You'd think that that would make Caledscratch with Green Sun (Bedsheets) properties, not the other way around. Maybe I have it wrong. Let's try Caledscratch | | Green Sun Bedsheets and Caledscratch && Green Sun Bedsheets.
I use Grist Absorption on the Black Door. Apparently. I also yell at the Operator to DO SOMETHING, GODDAMMIT.
Argh... I send a shockwave of green energy into the UOSS, destroying some of the dangerous debris. And potentially the ship itself, but collateral damage.
On the Preston Cole, Astria decides to follow Eric deeper into the ship.
14/25 Health Care Package
14/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Defense buffs me again.
> K4yne: I help with the UOSS. I have enough knowledge of programming and robotics to help with troubleshooting and general repairs. Also, No Joke works on robots and machines too. Hooray!
And yes, the Add-Ons have no HP.
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Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
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=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-43 / 50- Table's End
Chairheir's Standard && Armistyx = ???
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly summon a P-MECH! (Pig Mech)
Naturally, the Godmodder instantly mind-controls it, thus giving us a powerful ally, as the Godmodder is working with us!
(My logic is either massively flawed or awesome.)
I then fire THE OTHER SIDE at the UOSS's most damaged part.
Gutza: I deploy more Computercraft turtles to repair the thruster mounts (this won't damage me because I am not physically repairing the UOSS). I then don the Nuclear Troper and examine the door. "Hmm. This door appears to be welded. If only I had a... Wait! My plasma gun can serve as a better version!" I then pull out a Magnetic Welding Torch Nozzle and fit it to my Nanomag Plasma Rifle. The Nozzle will focus the plasma emitted into a small jet that can be used to weld (or in this case, unweld) two pieces of metal. I then begin to unweld the parts of the Black Door that are stuck to the wall. I also read section 5.2 of the guide.
Bender: I alchemize Carbon Nanogel || Iron Ingot, don the Nuclear Troper, and head out to fix the Thruster Mounts of the UOSS.
Hermea's Thorn && Life Player Symbol && 9KG spike of purified Australium = The Goldenrod (Level 7: 8/8) Yes!
Tourge Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
I like Tourge. Tourge Pistol && Recursive Ammunition && Dirty Harry Movie = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I ask the Black Door if it likes Explosions. I then set off a LOT of TNT at the Minecraft Elites, making sure it's in view of the Black Door. I then offer up a Purple-Rarity Torgue Shotgun as a sacrifice to the Black Door.
Meanwhile, I take out Fear No Anvil and use it's mighty, mysterious majjyks associated with the forge, and use these very majjyks to reforge the inner workings of the combat modules, or the shield generators if the combat modules are fully repaired at this point.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
Battlefield: African American* Door
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-
Actually, yeah...
Why don't you change your programming so you don't feel pain?
That sounds like it would solve your problem.
Or is that not something you can do?
-Dreamscape-
...that's fine... I am well versed in most forms of magic...
...also, I hardly need a lesson in economics...
...I wonder if that doll is a "voodoo" doll?
Gutza: I go back to the Alchemititer Cave and equip iTokomak. I then deploy unmanned drones to move debris away from the UOSS so the player's won't be injured. I continue to unweld the Black Door. "There's one more upgrade I can make to my plasma gun without pushing its level to ten." I give Bender my Empty Cannister and tell him to alchemize it with two other ingredients.
Bender: "What! I was trying to be a hero and rescue that poor space station (the space station technically counts a robot, so Bender cares about it) so I look good! Alchemizing is boring! Oh, all right, I guess I'll do it." I go alchemize Empty Cannister & Magstone Wires & Antimatter = Antimatter Cannister.
ANTIMATTER CANISTER: This canister contains a couple of grams of antimatter. While using only antimatter to generate power is too expensive (because generating so much antimatter is too expensive), antimatter can be used as a catalyst for fusion reactions (I'm not making this up). The Magstone Wires exist to contain the antimatter and prevent it from annihilating with the canister walls and blowing up everything within a two-mile radius of the Alchemizer Cave.
Gutza: I shoot iTokomak at Oblivion and heal everybody who is injured. I then continue unwelding the door. I also read section 6 of the guide.
Bender: "Hmmm. The to-do list left by my employer says, "Make Plasma Missile Launcher" and it comes with alchemize combinations." I find a Rocket Engine and put it in the Enlarger set to "Shrink". I then go out and repair more of the UOSS. (BTW Twin, this will not damage me because Bender is the one doing repairs).
ROCKET ENGINE: This alchemy component consists of a nozzle and combustion chamber. Any fuel is burned in the combustion chamber, and the products are thrown out the nozzle at extremely high speeds in an application of Newton's third law.
I decide to quickly note the purple in the most obvious way possible: THE GREAT WAA. I proceed to WAA so loud I deal WAA,000 damage to a WAAlite
I also decide to run around the UOSS, laughing like an idiot and writing up repairs with my Scribe's Wands left and right. I then kick down the door to the Temple if I haven't and run into the Temple.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 2/??
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 2/??
Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands && Miniature Skaia 1/??
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Corotite Mecha 4/6
Grayhold Fortress, 15:38
I continue to examine the rubbings of the inscriptions upon the Crimson Monolith, as well as the structure itself. I wrack up my extensive knowledge of ancient civilizations, the dark inscriptions, pouring over many a tome of forgotten lore. Alas, there is no raven pattering at my window. Hah. Anyhow, I stare at the things for hours on end, pondering. And then, it comes to me. In a flurry of action, I pull an empty tome out if the desk in the candle-lit room, and a quill dipped in violet ink, as The Thoughtflower is currently being used in the lower Arcanex, and begin scribbling down words as I decipher them. At the exact same time,
On the Preston Cole, my soft voice permeates the momentary silence.
So, I was thin-
Iä! Iä! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh ogthrod wgah'ee'h-nagl! Ya-R'lyeh! Ya-R'lyeh! Cthulhutl fhtaghn! Lä! Shub-Niggurath, Gogi'yi gi thoumurgiddin cgist! Yog-Sotho-
I do not finish, seeing the expressions of everybody else, and realizing what is occurring in GodCraft, and my own head. I begin to profusely apologize, saying things along the line of 'precognition is terribly inconvenient,' and 'I'm so sorry! That was not supposed to happen.'
Back on the Battlefield, I point the Hazel Wand at the Black Door. I begin muttering incantations profusely, tracing the Wand over the edges of the Door. Satisfied after several minutes of repetition, I step back. Then, I pull out some dripping Nightmare Fuel, and splatter it across the surface of the Black Door. Finally, I flick the Hazel Wand at the fluid, nonverbally repeating the word 'Alohomora' in my head. If this fails to unseal the door, I pull out a tome, and begin recording the material and shape of the door, as well measurements of surface area, apparent thickness, and spell resistance.
On a completely unrelated note, a large amount of Vetasian materials disappear from the warehouse levels of Grayhold, far beneath the earth. These materials find themselves in orbit, awfully near the orbital haunt of a certain ally. Thanks for the healing. I do hope you will enjoy testing out this stuff; it was used on my planet for orbital combat and interstellar/intergalactic travel, and the building of quite a few arcane devices that I myself have been unable to replicate. If you do not enjoy the gift, please inscribe a large Ω on it, and I shall take care of it.
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Thank you kindly, I have been meaning to expand my knowledge of such things, and given certain events I feel arcane defenses and infastructure are more essential than I originally anticipated.
Hoping Erelye's properly overhealed by now, I switch to Ninjav, who is the other lowest-health ally!
Having cleared all important wreckage from near my location, I move on, clearing junk from bothersome trajectories and returning it to its place as part of the UOSS!
All charges progress!
I alchemize:
Ruin Seed AND Smash Ball 1/?
Scout Rifle AND Heaven Cracker {An item in the roguelike Risk of Rain, causes attacks to penetrate infinitely in one direction.} AND Smart Target Acquisition System 1/?
Tourge Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
Tourge Pistol && Recursive Ammunition && Dirty Harry Movie = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
More bang for my buck! Tourge Rocket Launcher && Uranium && Cold Fusion Power Cell && TNT (Level ?: 1/?)
I create a large pile of TNT right in front of the Black Door and it's walls. I then set it off, well away from the TNT pile, in an obsidian-build bunker.
I hire the TF2 Engineers to repair the UOSS. They get to work, using their wrench-whacking skills to whack machinery into fixing itself. I aid in the process with some wrench-whacking of my own.
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Huh, that's funny. You'd think that that would make Caledscratch with Green Sun (Bedsheets) properties, not the other way around. Maybe I have it wrong. Let's try Caledscratch | | Green Sun Bedsheets and Caledscratch && Green Sun Bedsheets.
I use Grist Absorption on the Black Door. Apparently. I also yell at the Operator to DO SOMETHING, GODDAMMIT.
Argh... I send a shockwave of green energy into the UOSS, destroying some of the dangerous debris. And potentially the ship itself, but collateral damage.
On the Preston Cole, Astria decides to follow Eric deeper into the ship.
Oh no
5/5 THE WARP COMES
I AM NOW A PSYKER. FEAR MY WARP SORCERY. FEAR IT
NOW FOR THE 10 PART MILLENNIUM ATTACK.
1/100: PART 1/????
Midna: If my previous action doesn't work, I examine the door.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I interact with Earth.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
14/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Defense buffs me again.
> K4yne: I help with the UOSS. I have enough knowledge of programming and robotics to help with troubleshooting and general repairs. Also, No Joke works on robots and machines too. Hooray!
And yes, the Add-Ons have no HP.
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Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I drink a Potion of Instant Health. I then throw another one into a Thurster Mount.
I shout at the Black Door:
You are preventing the plot! I will justifyingly edit you!
I then fire at the Black Door with the Narrative Assaulter.
The Clock-Cleaner 3/9
Troper's 0ctet 2/9
Alchemiter ~~~ Loom
0bsidian Fortress 3/10
Repair Droid 3/10
Medidroid 3/10
They're for us, not for the Trials.
=CHARGE=
-43 / 50- Table's End
Chairheir's Standard && Armistyx = ???
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly summon a P-MECH! (Pig Mech)
Naturally, the Godmodder instantly mind-controls it, thus giving us a powerful ally, as the Godmodder is working with us!
(My logic is either massively flawed or awesome.)
I then fire THE OTHER SIDE at the UOSS's most damaged part.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I heal a Shield Generator.
I then lick the Black Door.
The Clock-Cleaner 4/9
Troper's 0ctet 3/9
Sweet Tooth ~~~ Loom
0bsidian Fortress 4/10
Repair Droid 4/10
Medidroid 4/10
==Actions==
Gutza: I deploy more Computercraft turtles to repair the thruster mounts (this won't damage me because I am not physically repairing the UOSS). I then don the Nuclear Troper and examine the door. "Hmm. This door appears to be welded. If only I had a... Wait! My plasma gun can serve as a better version!" I then pull out a Magnetic Welding Torch Nozzle and fit it to my Nanomag Plasma Rifle. The Nozzle will focus the plasma emitted into a small jet that can be used to weld (or in this case, unweld) two pieces of metal. I then begin to unweld the parts of the Black Door that are stuck to the wall. I also read section 5.2 of the guide.
Bender: I alchemize Carbon Nanogel || Iron Ingot, don the Nuclear Troper, and head out to fix the Thruster Mounts of the UOSS.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Hermea's Thorn && Life Player Symbol && 9KG spike of purified Australium = The Goldenrod (Level 7: 8/8) Yes!
Tourge Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
I like Tourge. Tourge Pistol && Recursive Ammunition && Dirty Harry Movie = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I ask the Black Door if it likes Explosions. I then set off a LOT of TNT at the Minecraft Elites, making sure it's in view of the Black Door. I then offer up a Purple-Rarity Torgue Shotgun as a sacrifice to the Black Door.
Meanwhile, I take out Fear No Anvil and use it's mighty, mysterious majjyks associated with the forge, and use these very majjyks to reforge the inner workings of the combat modules, or the shield generators if the combat modules are fully repaired at this point.
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
Battlefield: African American* Door
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-
Actually, yeah...
Why don't you change your programming so you don't feel pain?
That sounds like it would solve your problem.
Or is that not something you can do?
-Dreamscape-
...that's fine... I am well versed in most forms of magic...
...also, I hardly need a lesson in economics...
...I wonder if that doll is a "voodoo" doll?
Red casts an equivalent of Detect Magic on it.
Carbon Ingot: 2/??
iTokomak: 8/8 Complete!
==Actions==
Gutza: I go back to the Alchemititer Cave and equip iTokomak. I then deploy unmanned drones to move debris away from the UOSS so the player's won't be injured. I continue to unweld the Black Door. "There's one more upgrade I can make to my plasma gun without pushing its level to ten." I give Bender my Empty Cannister and tell him to alchemize it with two other ingredients.
Bender: "What! I was trying to be a hero and rescue that poor space station (the space station technically counts a robot, so Bender cares about it) so I look good! Alchemizing is boring! Oh, all right, I guess I'll do it." I go alchemize Empty Cannister & Magstone Wires & Antimatter = Antimatter Cannister.
ANTIMATTER CANISTER: This canister contains a couple of grams of antimatter. While using only antimatter to generate power is too expensive (because generating so much antimatter is too expensive), antimatter can be used as a catalyst for fusion reactions (I'm not making this up). The Magstone Wires exist to contain the antimatter and prevent it from annihilating with the canister walls and blowing up everything within a two-mile radius of the Alchemizer Cave.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I repair a Combat Module.
I try to manipulate the Black Door using the Manipuleightir.
The Clock-Cleaner 5/9
Troper's 0ctet 3/9
The Manipuleightri ~~~ Loom
0bsidian Fortress 5/10
Repair Droid 5/10
Medidroid 5/10
Antimatter Cannister: 2/??
==Action==
Gutza: I shoot iTokomak at Oblivion and heal everybody who is injured. I then continue unwelding the door. I also read section 6 of the guide.
Bender: "Hmmm. The to-do list left by my employer says, "Make Plasma Missile Launcher" and it comes with alchemize combinations." I find a Rocket Engine and put it in the Enlarger set to "Shrink". I then go out and repair more of the UOSS. (BTW Twin, this will not damage me because Bender is the one doing repairs).
ROCKET ENGINE: This alchemy component consists of a nozzle and combustion chamber. Any fuel is burned in the combustion chamber, and the products are thrown out the nozzle at extremely high speeds in an application of Newton's third law.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I change my 35 post planet smashing charge to hit The_Serpent. If The_Serpent is not on the planet, it instead hits K4nye.
King Dedede: 9/20
He scream
I also decide to run around the UOSS, laughing like an idiot and writing up repairs with my Scribe's Wands left and right. I then kick down the door to the Temple if I haven't and run into the Temple.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 2/??
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 2/??
Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands && Miniature Skaia 1/??
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I launch a Forge's Light bolt into the glitchiness that is the most recent challenge.
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Grayhold Fortress, 15:38
I continue to examine the rubbings of the inscriptions upon the Crimson Monolith, as well as the structure itself. I wrack up my extensive knowledge of ancient civilizations, the dark inscriptions, pouring over many a tome of forgotten lore. Alas, there is no raven pattering at my window. Hah. Anyhow, I stare at the things for hours on end, pondering. And then, it comes to me. In a flurry of action, I pull an empty tome out if the desk in the candle-lit room, and a quill dipped in violet ink, as The Thoughtflower is currently being used in the lower Arcanex, and begin scribbling down words as I decipher them. At the exact same time,
On the Preston Cole, my soft voice permeates the momentary silence.
So, I was thin-
Iä! Iä! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh ogthrod wgah'ee'h-nagl! Ya-R'lyeh! Ya-R'lyeh! Cthulhutl fhtaghn! Lä! Shub-Niggurath, Gogi'yi gi thoumurgiddin cgist! Yog-Sotho-
I do not finish, seeing the expressions of everybody else, and realizing what is occurring in GodCraft, and my own head. I begin to profusely apologize, saying things along the line of 'precognition is terribly inconvenient,' and 'I'm so sorry! That was not supposed to happen.'
Back on the Battlefield, I point the Hazel Wand at the Black Door. I begin muttering incantations profusely, tracing the Wand over the edges of the Door. Satisfied after several minutes of repetition, I step back. Then, I pull out some dripping Nightmare Fuel, and splatter it across the surface of the Black Door. Finally, I flick the Hazel Wand at the fluid, nonverbally repeating the word 'Alohomora' in my head. If this fails to unseal the door, I pull out a tome, and begin recording the material and shape of the door, as well measurements of surface area, apparent thickness, and spell resistance.
On a completely unrelated note, a large amount of Vetasian materials disappear from the warehouse levels of Grayhold, far beneath the earth. These materials find themselves in orbit, awfully near the orbital haunt of a certain ally. Thanks for the healing. I do hope you will enjoy testing out this stuff; it was used on my planet for orbital combat and interstellar/intergalactic travel, and the building of quite a few arcane devices that I myself have been unable to replicate. If you do not enjoy the gift, please inscribe a large Ω on it, and I shall take care of it.
Hoping Erelye's properly overhealed by now, I switch to Ninjav, who is the other lowest-health ally!
Having cleared all important wreckage from near my location, I move on, clearing junk from bothersome trajectories and returning it to its place as part of the UOSS!
All charges progress!
I alchemize:
Ruin Seed AND Smash Ball 1/?
Scout Rifle AND Heaven Cracker {An item in the roguelike Risk of Rain, causes attacks to penetrate infinitely in one direction.} AND Smart Target Acquisition System 1/?
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Tourge Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
Tourge Pistol && Recursive Ammunition && Dirty Harry Movie = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
More bang for my buck! Tourge Rocket Launcher && Uranium && Cold Fusion Power Cell && TNT (Level ?: 1/?)
I create a large pile of TNT right in front of the Black Door and it's walls. I then set it off, well away from the TNT pile, in an obsidian-build bunker.
I hire the TF2 Engineers to repair the UOSS. They get to work, using their wrench-whacking skills to whack machinery into fixing itself. I aid in the process with some wrench-whacking of my own.