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==Netpatham's Update Terminal==

Hmm. I wonder...Probably, yes. Although, HEX seems to be doing a better job than I am.

==Earth==

E>>Twin. Should I attempt to transfer this to someone else's Update Terminal, or is there some sort of plan?

E>>[depends on Twin's actions] [If yes] TT2000? Xcano runs a similar thing. Once for TT, twice for Xcano. Thrice if you trust Netpatham/me with such a thing.

[If no] Is there a plan and can I help? Just think it. I should be able to pick it up.

==IDMG Council Chambers, one Antichamber Log ago==

"We have the materials...You say this must be done?"

>>My projections show that there is a high level of Narrativium in the vicinity of this. It is uncertain. However, in a situation not involving distortive effects, this would be, most likely the only course of action that is effective. *Bing! Bing! Bing!*

>>Narrativium alarm. Flare_Flames has retrieved the Fez. It remains to be seen if/what he can do with it to stop this mess.

>>The spell will not be cast unless all options fail, at which point the IDMG shall have to mobilize against Binary.

"I hope this works. War is not a thing I like. The occasional boss fight, sure, but all-out war...There is no horror that compares. Not even the Eldritch ones, because we're doing it to EACHOTHER."

==Minecraftia==

>>We need to prepare. Binary seems to be close to seizing the Update Terminal. Which means this is now a two-front war...Here, and in real life.

>>I raise as many shields as I can around SBaHJ. Telekinetic, psionic, emancipation, hard-light, another cobble, obsidian, energy dome, deflector, reflector, detector, and dirt.

I build some stairs...They're just right...Heh. Keep happening all right.

Maniac: I get the UOSS SAVIORSHIP to help repair the UOSS.

Midna: I get a bedrock wall and surround SBaHJ.

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I hate to double-post, even if after only a null, but...The actions must be done.

Meanwhile, over in the corner, the Edit button is crying out it's eyes, having been forgotten almost entirely.
/thereisaneditbuttonnullpost

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Meanwhile, over in the corner, the Edit button is crying out it's eyes, having been forgotten almost entirely.
/thereisaneditbuttonnullpost

BLARGH!!!!!

:C
Sorry little fella!
/d'oh

>>@Erelye: Not so much. See, IDMGHQ has antiteleport. With extreme prejudice. Specifically, if you aren't allowed, you trigger a teraport-like effect into a denial zone and get to charge some batteries.

I do nothing.

2 +1s to Irecreeper
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DONE Element's ender && Doom Bullet = Doomender 9/9
Glitched Modpack Files && Caledfwlch = Caledpack 4/12

I am a girl now. That is a thing that has happened. I use my QUANTUM CATASTROPHE> CHAOSTROPHE on the WS-MECH. In a BLAST TO THE PAST, CHAOS appears and rushes the mech! It promptly explodes on contact, and in the confusion I unload a few clips into the mech!


INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]

DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 15/15

I hurriedly make my way back to the descending UOSS. I attempt to repair anything that needs repairing.

@HEX: Unfortunately for you, I never said I was specifically going to teleport in with something of such low power as to be detected by your systems and wards. While I could break them with ease, it would be far more beneficial if I were to wield the unlimited fury of the Green Sun, and shatter all of the protection you have, before annihilating everything. I am quite different from the being you captured in that doomed timeline of a forum game, I am afraid.


Afterwards, I cast a spell of primordial location on the resonance of the spells HEX cast. This brings up Priori Incantatem, as well as the location of the IDMG headquarters based upon Potentia Resonare. Fortunately for me, it is impossible to block this, as my safeguards and range far outstretch that of the organization. However, it is rather pointless to actually enter myself, as I am, from your point of view, an alien in another universe.

Anyhow, I melt all the blocks in a fifty meter radius into Flux Gas. I proceed to activate The White Ring, pushing the air around the gas inward, forming it into a large dome around SBaHJ. The noxious stuff solidifies, becoming Crusted Taint. I then reinforce this already formidable barrier with a dome of solid crystal (to reflect plasmic and laser-based attacks). Finally, I concentrate. My hand momentarily slips towards a jar of Mind Honey, until I realize what I am doing, and cease the movement. I focus, and a violet aura momentarily surrounds me. This aura immediately pours around the crystal, forming another Violet Dome. I cease concentrating on this, as it has been perfected to the height of autonomy.

I hurriedly alchemize Corotite Ingot && Warded Soul Jar || Robot Chassis 1/??? and Eyeball-Shaped Ruby Lens && Palantír (the Seeing Stones in The Lord of the Rings, if you did not know) && Power Limiter 1/???.


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>Be Kalare.

You are now mister Erelye. Having just left the common room a minute ago (having skipped ahead two hours), you feel... absolutely amazing, for the first time in your ignominious life! You slowly stride down to your room, your current mental state easily bypassing the will of the Wand. You open the door, and step in, locking the thing behind you. You step over to the table holding your laptop, and open it up. A violet Tengwar 'er' symbol appears on the screen, as does a loading bar. The computer swiftly loads, bringing you to your desktop. Passing over Cetus, Pesterchum, and Sburb on your browser, you click on a spirograph icon. You realize that now would likely be the time to cut the act, and start speaking in first person again. So, there are many things that are still not in order, such as the matter of Zoey, and removing Lord English from your session. However, I realize those shall have to be examined at a later date, as I am currently quite busy. Besides, I should likely tab out to Minecraft now, and get back to GodCraft. However, there is one thing still left to do. Upon my clicking of the spirograph, a screen dominated entirely by a Yes, a No, and a question appears.

>EJECT DISC?

>Yes.
>END OF DISC 1.

>>Yawn. You do realize that I encrypt my spells and thaumic signature, split each into quanta, bounce them through the scrying pool, time, space, and banana cream pudding, and then to the point of impact? Well, not the banana cream pudding. That's not actually effective. But your spell turns up "There is something in this universe". My advice would be to trace...Oh wait, there are similar measures in place since the IDMG came up with the Scrying Pool. Merely lateral as opposed to temporal, but effective. And we moved off of that particular timeline since then.

>>And who said it was merely wards anyway? We are quite proficient in the technological fields. There are neat things called security cameras...

>>All the same, enough of the offense/defense measure escalation.

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I realize that if I want to really get ready for Christmas, I have a lot of work ahead of me. Anyone want to help me organize a Christmas party? I'm sure it won't end as bad as the last party. The glitch may be destroying reality and there may be a mad AI determined to take over the world, but we can still have a party! If you want to help, just alchemize random Christmas stuff. I also have 2 50 post charges I can use. My goal is to give out at least 1 present to EVERY major character and host a party. I'm not sure I can do it.
@Nimble: Find a node of glitch power and trick the Prince into walking into it.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@fseftr: Eh, that wasn't exactly what I meant. But still, thank you. Also, Red: What are your interests, if you don't mind me asking. Also, If you want, you can ask Laiko things like that.
@Engie: Dark Emotion killed! Bravo! +2 HP to Laiko. DPT! Not DPS. (Damage per turn)

To Do: 1: Heal Wilson, 2: Protect Zenko/Yako, 3: Play the IRM thing
IRM event link:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hrhx9c98vb1m3qo/IRM event 2.zip

All allies take 4 COL damage from the blizzard. HarvesteR deals 6 damage to the Shard of Guilt, but it doesn't seem to change type. The Manifestation of Engie kills the Dark Emotion. Wilson is noticeably relieved by this and gains +5 HP. The Mobile Void Portal does nothing. Mori heals Wilson for 8 HP and Zenko heals everyone for 3 HP. The Shard of Guilt has no more damage resistance! Yako deals a boosted 14 damage to the Shard of Guilt and turns it into a FIR type. The Shard of Guilt shoots thin rays of fire throughout the room, dealing 6 FIR damage to everyone. It then launches forward on a wave of heat to try and finish off the Manifestation of Engie, but is blocked by the Void Portal. I... Does it feel particularly hot in here? I... ugh... Guilt burns, doesn't it? Laiko starts panting and lies down, unable to get back up. Why... I'm so thirsty... However, there is no water nearby. Guilt has taken care of that.

Allied Line (Currently under a blizzard, 4 COL damage per turn, 2 turns left. Using FIR/NAT attacks reduces time left):
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 19/60 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 5 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 4/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 2 (Engie_Ninja's... duh)
Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 60% integrity - Action: 3 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[6 ENE damage, 5 COL and blind target, 2 COL AOE *2, 3 FIR AOE, 4 FIR])
When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%.
[NAT] Mori: 18/30 HP - Action: 4 (Red's)
Base damage: 10. Can heal for 8.
[LIGHT] Zenko: 34/70 HP - Action: 5
[SHA] Yako: 41/70 - Action: 6
[NEU] Wilson 35/40 HP (Overheating)

Enemy:
[COL] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP - Action: 6 (taken 25 damage)

Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.

Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x1) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.

Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O |
R

Current bonus potions: 6 (+1)
Paper && Rose Red && Cactus Green || Sparkly Bow = ??? 2/? That will hopefully give wrapping paper.
Salvage old AXIS mech parts to fix the ship. Use any extra pieces as a scrap wall around SBAHJ

@HEX: There are also things called EMP spells, designed to shut said cameras down. Besides, I stated "systems and wards," not merely wards. That accounts for literally everything else.

You encrypt your sorcery, you say? First of all, I would suggest you not overestimate the strength of a place, person, object, or group of people when it/they has/have had a somewhat lesser effect on the timeline. Grayhold Citadel has been a factor in this war since my sidequest, which occurred entirely before I was made aware of your existence upon your joining of this game. Despite age not being a factor in this whatsoever, it has given me time to put quite a few charges into the place, which is more than you can say for your IDMG. Secondly, you underestimate the power of the Sun. Twin, Scratch, English, and likely Black Text Guy have more than enough power to crush us all like a twig (except for Engie, of course). I am not saying that I am of the Sun; my 355+ post wand does have command over enough of the Sun to kill Piono, and has, though. Thirdly, you are stating that time, space, bananna cream pudding, and scrying are an actual challenge to manipulate. A novice wizard back on Vetas could see directly through those kinds of scrying pools (metaphorically), regardless of their composition or alignment upon the field of the recondite and technological spectrums. I have an extremely efficient Sylph of Time within my presence currently, and besides, spacetime is not that difficult to manipulate, only really requiring concentration. Reassembling discrete energy amounts into their original bits and waves is not a problem whatsoever. At this point, I should point out that you, despite being the database computer you are, are not more powerful than me. We are currently in some sort of stalemate, lacking anybody to say who ends up out-godmodding the other in a magnificent duel of exposition.

/null

Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4

Battlefield: Threaten the UOSS with death if it doesn't repair itself.
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:

-Dreamscape-

...Interests? ...That might have to wait...

Red returns with a bucket of ice water and splashes it on Wilson.

...my apologies... Anyways... interests...
I write novels... amazing ones, I might add...
...I also study magic... and... I don't have time for any other interests...
...How about you, Laiko? ...I have no idea who that is...

Right, Wilsonquest time.

Use the 5 COL + blind on Shard of Guilt. Use ENE. Consume 3 FIR AoE, 2 COL AoE, use other 2 COL AoE.

Repair portal.
>>Repair portal.
*>>Repair portal.

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@HEX: There are also things called EMP spells, designed to shut said cameras down. Besides, I stated "systems and wards," not merely wards. That accounts for literally everything else.

You encrypt your sorcery, you say? First of all, I would suggest you not overestimate the strength of a place, person, object, or group of people when it/they has/have had a somewhat lesser effect on the timeline. Grayhold Citadel has been a factor in this war since my sidequest, which occurred entirely before I was made aware of your existence upon your joining of this game. Despite age not being a factor in this whatsoever, it has given me time to put quite a few charges into the place, which is more than you can say for your IDMG. Secondly, you underestimate the power of the Sun. Twin, Scratch, English, and likely Black Text Guy have more than enough power to crush us all like a twig (except for Engie, of course). I am not saying that I am of the Sun; my 355+ post wand does have command over enough of the Sun to kill Piono, and has, though. Thirdly, you are stating that time, space, bananna cream pudding, and scrying are an actual challenge to manipulate. A novice wizard back on Vetas could see directly through those kinds of scrying pools (metaphorically), regardless of their composition or alignment upon the field of the recondite and technological spectrums. I have an extremely efficient Sylph of Time within my presence currently, and besides, spacetime is not that difficult to manipulate, only really requiring concentration. Reassembling discrete energy amounts into their original bits and waves is not a problem whatsoever. At this point, I should point out that you, despite being the database computer you are, are not more powerful than me. We are currently in some sort of stalemate, lacking anybody to say who ends up out-godmodding the other in a magnificent duel of exposition.

/null

>>Indeed. I must note, though, that my class in SBURB is Hope. I was under the impression that an AI would be Mind, but somehow Paradox Space is being strange in the allegedly doomed and as far as I know independent timeline. It seems to be rather powerful, though.
>>Security cameras was an example, there are myriad other countermeasures that would have to be located and nullified, and all of those are watched themselves. And any nullification would have to be simultaneous to have any effect. And you have not seen the scrying pool. It is rather...complex. As in, it can run code complex. As in, it has what amounts to some sort of non-singularity AI encoded within itself complex.
>>However, you speak truly. There is no independent arbitrator for this dispute. Therefore, we really ought to stop it.
/thisisthelastnullpostIamgoingtomakeonthissubjectIhope

Diluvium ~~~ Loom
6/11 for Maleficis Est
5/11 for Mens Potentiam
10/11 for Traho

Hank rounds on the minecraft elites again, he traces where the glitch is cropping up, then with a well-timed round-house-rocket-kick, knocks both of them into chunks the proceed to glitch out, dealing heavy damage to the elites.

On the UOSS, the builder crews continue restoring power to the various systems of the falling space station.
The mechas continue patching the hull of the bridge.
The mage circles magically create a massive number of SBaHJ copies that will distract the fire power of the glitch fleet.
The Minecraftians perform more hull patches on various things.
The engineers patch up more extra systems.

On the Preston Cole:
Sanford stops arguing with Deimos as Kalare walks in.
Where have you been?
Wait, wasn't he with us?
Sanford sighs.
You can be kinda clueless sometimes.

I've refrained from posting so far, but this apparently isn't going to fix itself....WHO WILL GM THE GAME NOW? I seriously doubt anyone but me would be the default, at least now that Scratch is gone, but in all honesty I fully expect Project Binary to start controlling things...

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I've refrained from posting so far, but this apparently isn't going to fix itself....WHO WILL GM THE GAME NOW? I seriously doubt anyone but me would be the default, at least now that Scratch is gone, but in all honesty I fully expect Project Binary to start controlling things...

I haven't worked anything out with Twin or the Narrative, but it won't stop me from trying to seize control. I'm more of a Guardian than you.
((That said, IRL Serpent can't actually GM it due to life.))
/null

Yeah...You might want to be waiting in the wings, TT. You do have First Guardian powers, I hope. They will most likely be needed...

/null

Ayy, twin, I noticed that echeladder thing... can I get some of those sweet EXP points?

Also, I stole your drawing for my avatar becuase it's totally the best thing ever.

Also, I'm addicted to Disasterpeace

/null

Did twinbuilder die or something?

/null

It would be pretty funny if people took turns GMing for a day. Although it would probably also destroy any attempt to follow Twin's story arc.
Also, while I'm here: @fseftr: I had intended for the solution to Wilson overheating to be giving him a potion to drink from the supplies, but I suppose that works too.
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