As I run through a scan of ship systems, I notice a system called the Virus Shield. After a little wait, I remember it as the device that protected the Virus while the UOSS bridge was online long ago. Maybe it could be retrofitted to slow down the virus?
Arctoae ~~~ Loom
10/11 for Maleficis Est
9/11 for Mens Potentiam
3/? for the distortion mirror
On the UOSS:
The builders, mechas, mage circle, Minecraftians, TF2 engineers, and support chopper guys fix any of the few systems that might not be fixed yet
Hank pulls out a scanner and gets a map of the black monolith temple. He tries to find two things.
1. where the other four bits are.
2. if the door hasn't opened yet, if there's another way into the room behind it.
On the Preston Cole:
Sanford raises his eyebrow at Kalare. I am aware you weren't behind us. I figured you were going to grab something, but apparently it didn't occur to ask where the thing you needed was.
Kalare performs a life scan, as he has several times in the weeks since boarding the Preston Cole. There is no one on board who isn't documented. There was one cat when they first came on board, but its presence is on the sheets now, as well as its litter of kittens.
Astria gets ready to go look for Eric right as he walks into the archive room with everyone else.
He stops in the doorway. I think you're confused Deimos. This is not how you explain things to people. What do you know about teaching holidays to people? Quite a bit actually. Oh. I think in retrospect I should have had you go tell the crew.
And then erelye has his outburst.
Everyone looks at him for a second. Are you okay Kalare?
Sanford looks around. Okay, thank goodness its just us in here.
Action
Alright, time to bring out the big gun.
1. I pull out Chemocide and spray the Black Door with fluoroantimonic acid.
2. If the acid doesn't do anything, I switch to chlorine trifluoride.
If it does something, I continue until it no longer does anything or there is a hole in the door.
3. If the chlorine trifluoride doesn't do anything, I switch to nuclear warfare and attempt to fire ununoctium at it.
If it does something, I continue until it no longer does anything or there is a hole in the door.
4. If the ununoctium fails, I try one ebola shot. Just one. If that barrage of deadly chemicals did not do anything, an ebola infection will probably not do anything either.
So anyways, though this does not capture the glitch completely, parts of the glitch get sucked inside, then destroyed when the zone closes after the UOSS is repaired. This disrupts the glitch, temporarilly preventing the glitch from lowering more integrities and weakening his final boss state.
I also point out that the UOSS has the Cataclysm Shield, which "which negates any overpowered instakills that would otherwise destroy the UOSS regardless of the normal method of destroying it as long as the bridge is still up (NO EXCEPTIONS!)". Because the zone it is in being deleted (thus removing the UOSS) would count as an "overpowered instakill", the zone cannot be closed with the UOSS still inside it. The ship ends up being shunted into the main server area after jettisoning the GCD. However, the ship is shunted into a forgotten area of deep space in the main server area (too far to ever get back to the battle on its own), and emergency procedures shut down the reactor and render it nonfunctional until the glitch is deleted, because rogue glitched-out entities might glitch back into the fight somehow. It ends up creating its own zone, the Deep Space Zone.
(Before citing rules saying that it cannot return to the battle, several counterpoints:
A: This was not my summon, but rather the Glitch's summon
B: The glitch is causing server rules to get fudged
C: The UOSS is still pretty much out of the fight)
/null (since this is just an explanation of facts it counts as a nullpost)
I roll the High Rollers and use my Hope powers to open up the possibility of the High Rollers repairing the UOSS, which they do. I also use the Wind Shadesucker's inherent Windy energies and blow some glitchiness away, along with the Elites.
GloveWAS 3/??
LOLARboot3/??
Lord's Hopewands 2/??
It seems that Blue tried to troll Eric. (pesterlog incoming)
-- corporateGunfighter [CG] began pestering endangeredMultiverse [EM] at 18:08 -- CG: Hello. EM: Oh, hello... Blue, right? CG: Yeah. EM: Is there something you need? EM: I'm doing something. CG: I have something to show you. CG: http://fseftr.webs.com/ CG: Clicky. EM: What is it going to do. CG: It's a site? EM: I'm not sure I trust this. CG: So you can read it? EM: Is it that genderbending one Jason told me about? CG: It's a newspaper article you might find interesting. CG: Nope. EM: It'd better not be something childish like that. CG: Hmm. EM: Yeah. EM: I'm smarter than that. EM: Not impressed. CG: Too bad. EM: Also, I happen to have wards in place. EM: For just that sort of childishness. EM: Do you have anything IMPORTANT? CG: You know. CG: If you're going to be rude. CG: Forget about it. CG: Goodbye. -- corporateGunfighter [CG] ceased pestering endangeredMultiverse [EM] at 18:11 --
Also, crusher's got you there twin! I wanna see that work!
In unrelated news, the dreadfully hyped End of the Line update arrived in TF2 on Monday. To put it simply, it sucked. The reddit community threw a fit and spammed other subreddits, causing a lot of members to get banned. All because Valve didn't include a map because it was too confusing for new players... Oh well!
Vi Naturae ~~~ Loom
8/11 for Maleficis Est
7/11 for Mens Potentiam
1/? for mirror OR distortion magic.
Maleficis Est and the mirror are the first two of the five epic artifacts, the highest of the high elements. This oughta be fun.
Not doing an action because I posted too early and should cut twin some slack.
Vi Nature ~~~ Loom = Wooden Robes
Mirror || Distortion Magic = The Image Mirror (Level 5: 1/6)
WOODEN ROBES: A set of green-and-jade robes that radiate with the power of nature. An amber crystal is imbedded in its sleeves.
Must* post now, sorry. Also, yes, purple is the new safe colour, if Twin doesn't change his mind anyways.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
Battlefield: Threaten the UOSS with repair if it doesn't kill itself. I assume it doesn't kill itself, so I follow through with my threat.
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: I purge the waluiginess.
-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-
Please, sit.
Blue motions to a chair.
How kind of you to visit me.
I won't even bring up why you're doing that.
I'm great.
I mean.
I've been stuck in this bed for the past week.
And I'm mildly delirious from painkillers.
But other than that.
I actually am pretty good.
How about you?
Hm. Wind Shadesucker and Light Rainsucker still didn't get told to me?
I drop it like it's hot and spin timetables all over the UOSS, causing a rewind that heals it. I also kick down the door to the temple.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 1/??
Tumor Ticker 11/11
WIND SHADESUCKER: A blue lollipop with a windy aura. Clouds seem to surround it.
LIGHT RAINSUCKER: A pink lollipop with a glowing aura. The sun seems to surround it.
TUMOR TICKER: A grey mortar with two tubes running through it: one red, one blue. Supercharged by the power of the Tumor, it fires miniature versions of it that pack a massive punch.
+5,000 HP to a Shield Generator!
You try to kick down the door, but it holds fast! Your foot receives 2 damage...
I repair guns on the UOSS, as well as stick in some new programs to get em running smooth.
I keep grinding up the apple in SCP-914.
2/? churges
I start smelting some lapis lazuli. 1/noidea
+3,000 HP to a Combat Module!
You should probably keep track of your alchemies like this: Golden Apple 2/3, instead of saying "I keep grinding up the apple in SCP-914". It's easier to keep track of.
churge
Lapis Lazuli ~ Iron Furnace = Lapis Lazuli Block
LAPIS LAZULI BLOCK: A blue block of hardened lapis lazuli. Primarly used for decoration.
I flash up to the UOSS, and proceed to amplify the effect of my Arcane Bore repulsion devices, (avoiding any falling rubble) pushing the ship/station up slightly more, until I realize what must be done. Obviously, this statement makes a cliff hanger necessary.
I ask the Black Door to open up politely. If this fails, I knock on the door, and then cast a spell of unlocking.
Preston Cole:
I was most certainly not behind you.
I then proceed to try and bring up any files of any significance, assuming these are the archives. If not, I merely stand about, waiting for somebody to ask me something, or attempt to start a casual conversation if they so wish. Just in case, I cast Detect Life, to be certain there are no unwanted beings upon the Preston Cole. I want a full list of living beings on this ship, especially unidentified ones.
:0
You politely ask the Black Door to open up, and it glows gold, then swings upwards. The entire wall disappears and two golden cubes are dropped. +2 Cube Bits! The terrain suddenly glitches out again...
I'm really stretched for time, so my side quest stuff takes priority. Sorry.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@fseftr: What are you doing with tha- ARHG! ... ... ... N- Not again... W-well... I'm Laiko. Thats my birth name. I- I took the name Wilson to... distance myself from my actions here. H-honestly, I don't care which you use. I-i-interests? I- brr... Like alchemy, umm... and... Grid magic... a-and studying things I'm interested in, like economics a-actually. I could ex-explain some of it if you'd like. I also like s-swiming. Provided the water isn't un-unexpe-ectedly t-thrown at me from behind and is f-f-freezing cold! I grew up in a d-desert. So I guess I kinda revered water.
@Netpatham: -7.5%. +4.5% so total -3%.
@fseftr #2: Thats why it would be a funny idea, not a good idea.
@Insert_Generic_Username: Well... you can't add two entities health together if thats what you'd like. Otherwise, you could heal very expensive entities with cheep summon stones.
@Nimble: Alright. Well... t-thanks. I-I could dry off with tha-that. I-I still have a fever...
@Engie: Very well. +10HP, action set to 1.
The Manifestation of Engie bashes the Shard across the room with an Arcane Hammer, dealing a reduced 11 damage, turning it into a MET type, and reducing type resistances. HarvesteR absorbs a super kerbal into Krackensbane. The Mobile Void Portal deals 5 damage to the Shard and blinds it, turning it into a SHA type. It then deals 6 ENE damage to it, turning it into a NAT type. It THEN deals 2 COL damage and doesn't effect the type. There is a pattern to the switching types. Mori deals a boosted 14 damage to the Shard and turns it into a FIR type. Hey! Watch this! Old Mr. Guilt face is really predictable, honestly. Zenko dashes around the Shard and deals a boosted 12 damage, turning it into a NAT type and leaving it open to Yako to pounce on it and deal another boosted 12 damage, turning it into a MAG type. See? Double boosted! Wilson fixes the portal a little. The Shard of Guilt blasts HarvesteR with a charge of magical energy. It doesn't seem to deal any damage to it though. But rather, to the nearby entities. The Shard also summons a small fox doll. It does... nothing... It does seem to be latching Laiko's attention to it though. Strange... its so... I don't know... attention grabbing. Wilson walks over to it and picks it up. It seems safe enough... I feel like I have energy flowing through me.
Allied Line (Currently under a blizzard, 4 COL damage per turn, 1 turns left. Using FIR/NAT attacks reduces time left):
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 14/60 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 2 (Gerbil's; Deals 6 MAG damage to the entities acting directly before and after this one, 3 turns left.) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 3/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 1 (Engie_Ninja's... duh) Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 52.5% integrity - Action: 3 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[2 COL AOE *1, 4 FIR, 3 MAG to adjacent foes]) When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%.
[NAT] Mori: 15/30 HP - Action: 4 (Red's) Base damage: 10. Can heal for 8.
[LIGHT] Zenko: 30/70 HP - Action: 5
[SHA] Yako: 38/70 - Action: 6
[NEU] Wilson 35/40 HP
Enemy:
[FIR] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP - Action: 6 (taken 87 damage; weakened type resistances, 1 turn left)
[NEU] Fox Doll: 100/100 HP - Action: N/A (Attacking this entity does not consume the entity's turn)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x1) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O | R
[stuff like a long paragraph trying to logically disprove Binary]
Orb of Finale Dupe, incoming!
Hephaestus' Gate || (Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence) = Hemera's Gate (Level 10: 11/11) Oh yes. Now we're cooking with fire!
Hermea's Thorn && Life Player Symbol && 9KG spike of purified Australium = The Goldenrod (Level 7: 7/8)
It had to happen. Tourge Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
As I completely failed to do anything relating to repairing the UOSS last round, I pull out the Orb of Finale I attempted to use, but this time pull out The Whole Note and use a property of it I use the Orb of Finale to empower me and The Whole Note, making the latter's energies of creation, stated to be leaking from the tip, to now spout out in a furious deluge of creation! The power of the Orb of Finale allows me to control-or conduct, if you will-these extremely powerful energies to my will! I use this temporary ability to generate brand-spanking new materials and tools for the UOSS to majorly repair it, and I focus this power in on the Weapons Modules, which are the most damaged component right now!
I hire a construction crew to make a huge hole to go under the door and dig out through the other side of the door. If that doesn't work at all, I suggest to Flare flames to use the Fez's mysterious powers to bypass the door. Fezmaster Flare, save us!
HEMERA'S GATE: A massive, white, ornate gate. Several orange chains wrap around the interior of the gate, creating a sort of half-caduceus. It is set in a massive white lock. Only a massive key could hope to unlock it. The image of Hemera silhouetted in light lies on the gate's surface.
I produce a Gravity Gun and start pulling in bits of wreckage from the UOSS, then using them to repair the Shield Generators!
Must. Resist. Urge. To. Attack. Stuff.
I continue building Uber on the Kritzkrieg, this time focusing on Erelye!
{Yes, my doing multiple things that should require two hands does make sense, I have six extra arms on this armor.}
All charges progress!
{{Redeyes has finally gotten the wreckage of the Supergiant back to orbit, and is taking a walk through the Anachron while repairs take place.}
"I have not been up here for several weeks, I see much has been done."
"Ind3ed. The Crew is ex7remely... Multicultur4l. I do not look forward to telling th3m I will be allowed 7o f4ll."
"Multicultural is certainly the right word, I think I just saw a person made of mushrooms walk past!"
"Ah, y35, the Plump Helmet Men... Hi6hly unusu4l race, but they handle v4cuum w3ll and reproduce fa5t. If I can ensure their loyal7y they will prove exceptional1y useful."
"How might that be done? I will not countenance the sort of thing you have used in past."
"So f4r, by promising not to brew them into wine, and giving th3m a dark, wet place to live."
"Some form of civil rights movement cannot be far off."
=CHARGE=
-41 / 50- Table's End (+1 from Modpack)
-10 / 10- Emergency Cura (+3 from Modpack) -> EXECUTE.
+2 to Modpack
=EXECUTE=
A white, glowing orb appears around me. This orb restores 1 HP to me per turn.
The next time a player would die, they are immediately resurrected with 5 HP, and the orb breaks.
=ACTION=
I jam the PRESIDENT'S KEY into the BLACK DOOR, attempting to open it.
Action
I attempt to edit the Black Door with the Unicoder and input a bunch of em spaces into it so we can get in.
AI Action
02: 04, let's get back to fixing the ship.
04: On it! I'll get on the Combat Module.
> Fix some combat module(s), using 04's superior engineering skills.
03: Oh, and we should probably give that really strong alloy a name.
> The mixture used in the Circular Mixture Wall is now known as CSC-2A Alloy.
NOTCH'S SMITER: A massive bow that seems to be severed in half and is held together by pure energy. One half of it is bleached white and is concentrated with the holy power of Notch and the Player. The other half is pure black and is full of deadly disease. The weapon can fire both in alternating rounds of fire and can even fire both at once, creating a deadly contagious smite.
+1,000 HP to a Combat Module! Some of the AIs get hit by falling debris, ruining their next attack!
The shard flickers, damaged by the falling debris. A mechanical voice - my voice - whispers "hurt...", then the shard fluctuates.
{THAT HURT A LITTLE. BUT ONLY A LITTLE. SO LONG AS I REMAIN STABLE, THIS PIECE OF ME WILL NOT DIE.}
Oh. Interesting. So. Purple is the safe colour this time. What a coincidence. Since I technically am a character. Just not one that is in much of a position to be doing much right now. Being a code based entity sucks when you have to go up against *DZZT* L0RD B1NARY *DZZT* a code manipulator. Wait. What just happened. Ignore that. Regardless. I shall be narrating Engies actions in the overworld. It seems.
Overworld: Only 65000 health left to go for the UOSS. That should be taken care of soon. One of Engies drones flash-steps over to a thruster mount. The drone then jury rigs the thruster mount to work correctly. The shard of Engie hovers over to the black door and attempts to scan the door for a way to open it. Although really. As if that is going to work.
{UGH... IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE GLITCH, I WOULD INFINITELY PREFER NARRATING MY OWN ACTIONS.}
Dreamscape: I use one of the spare Energy gems to recharge my HP, since that's how the system works, apparently. I then, due to the guilt shard (supposed to show as) being a MAG type at the moment, use Nitrogen Beam on the shard of guilt. "Oddly enough, I think I'm technically acting as a support right now. Although, with this wide array of special effects, I shouldn't be surprised."
Blue's Estate: The drone walks normally over to the seat and sits down. "Well, currently, there's a bit of an issue going on in the overworld, what with a giant glitch wrecking everything. It's very existence is causing me extreme pain. But, that's a minor detail. On average, I'm doing quite fine." I reply. "So, uh... Is there anything you want to talk about?"
The bots end up heading to the UPOSS, which actually exists! It's a small ship with virtually no flight power. As they contemplate these orders, they're crushed by a massive glitched-out mountain... The environment around them begins to glitch. Chunk errors run rampant!
Comment on Terra Firma, a bit late, but that clothing alchemy was pretty cool. I was half expecting you to give me hammer pants.
Navitas Nox ~~~ Loom
9/11 for Maleficis Est
8/11 for Mens Potentiam
2/? for the distortion mirror
On the UOSS:
((in all of these, part refers to an entire system, since all of the systems have 5000 or 10000 health, neither of which is undoable in one action))
The building crews fully repair one of the parts
The mecha team replaces another
The mage circle magically recreates another part
The Minecraftians patch up yet another part
The engineers whack one of the thruster mounts with their wrenches
A team of resupply choppers attempts to fly to the UOSS through the falling wreckage and make repairs go faster, increasing the power of further repair attempts this round.
Post ot be continued
Navitas Nox ~~~ Loom = Industrial Robes
INDUSTRIAL ROBES: A set of orange-and-grey robes that radiate with the power of energy. A bronze crystal is imbedded in its sleeves.
One of your earlier posts got deleted last turn, I think. It was probably because I had to cut it in half, and I may have accidentally deleted some posts. Here's what Diluvium ~~~ Loom made:
SEASIDE ROBES: A set of blue-and-yellow robes that radiate with the power of water. A pearl is imbedded in its sleeves.
The crews prepare to repair the UOSS when they glitch out and notice the Glitch is suspending them in midair! They're suddenly tossed upwards, and they disappear. The Godmodder notices the Curse of Repetitiveness™ has somehow claimed several more victims. But how? He didn't even use it!
You're right. I have been completely ignoring this game. I've been plenty busy recently, and have to make some web quest for ungrateful kids. It's even mandatory.
So, why everyone use teal text? Whichever way, it really conforms to my style. I like it. // /
Are you seriously calling the players of your own forum game ungrateful kids?! That's so disrespectful I don't even know where to start! And this game isn't mandatory. If you don't like it, and if you don't find it interesting, then you can GO. I'm not stopping you. You're barely paying attention to the game anyway.
IF you were, you would know that the Glitch is glitching out players' posts and that you need to post in a safetext, or else your post will get deleted. See how everyone's posting in purple now? That's because I said, last turn, the safetext is purple. It changes once in a while.
I examine the divination apparatus, despite knowing what it does.
Meanwhile, I teleport on top of the UOSS. Under normal circumstances, I would hack through the ceiling to get in, but this would prove counterproductive here. Instead, I merely telekinetically force the falling UOSS to slow down, using an ambient vis aura to force the thing to accelerate backwards. Of course, that does not mean it will fly up. That is ridiculous. Then, I place a ward on the space station/ship. Upon crashing into the ground, this Ward will activate, teleporting the object the Ward is placed upon around ninety thousand feet into the air.
I also attempt to telekinetically force the Black Door open.
CRYSTAL BALL: An ordinary crystal ball. One with access to magic can use it to divine on other people or locations.
You're really trying to stop the wrong thing here. The Glitch causes the Ward to glitch out and cause the UOSS to, upon impact, teleport into the ground itself! Since this will cause it to teleport into the center of the world, now the entire WORLD could potentially explode on impact! You'd better find a way to reverse the Ward!
Action
I repair the UOSS' Combat Modules by sticking duct tape everywhere. It turns out to be magical duct tape that repairs everything nearby perfectly.
AI Action
01: Have we tried powering it with redstone?
02: Nope.
> Power the Black Door with redstone.
Marburg USB && Marburg Virus = Bioterrorism USB (Level 3: 1/4)
Um, ninja, everyone's using PURPLE text now. We do that so the Glitch can't eat our posts, and change it once in a while. Don't be mad at Twin if your post gets glitched and ignored.
Huh, that's funny. You'd think that that would make Caledscratch with Green Sun (Bedsheets) properties, not the other way around. Maybe I have it wrong. Let's try Caledscratch | | Green Sun Bedsheets and Caledscratch && Green Sun Bedsheets.
Argh... I send a shockwave of green energy into the UOSS, destroying some of the dangerous debris. And potentially the ship itself, but collateral damage.
On the Preston Cole, Astria decides to follow Eric deeper into the ship.
Caledscratch || Green Sun Bedsheets = Caledbec (Level 10: 1/11)
Caledscratch && Green Sun Bedsheets = Oblivion's Guardian (Level 40: 1/41)
14/25 Health Care Package
14/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Defense buffs me again.
> K4yne: I help with the UOSS. I have enough knowledge of programming and robotics to help with troubleshooting and general repairs. Also, No Joke works on robots and machines too. Hooray!
And yes, the Add-Ons have no HP.
---
Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
R.K. suddenly finds his defense-buffs subject to the Curse of Repetitiveness!
=CHARGE=
-43 / 50- Table's EndChairheir's Standard && Armistyx = ???
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly summon a P-MECH! (Pig Mech)
Naturally, the Godmodder instantly mind-controls it, thus giving us a powerful ally, as the Godmodder is working with us!
(My logic is either massively flawed or awesome.)
I then fire THE OTHER SIDE at the UOSS's most damaged part.
I forgot to say what this did, huh. Here, I'll fix that:
CHAIRHEIR'S STANDARD: A completely wooden minigun that is completely powered by anarchy. A red light pulses through the weapon, giving it the righteous might of Helix, as well as access to all chair-based magics. In addition, the weapon has a D6 that can be rolled to augment its attacks, and can summon lightning to smite foes.
Chairheir's Standard && Armistyx = Chairslayer (Level 10: 1/11)
The P-Mech falls apart since it is a one-shot summon! Plus, the Godmodder sees no use for it...
Gutza: I deploy more Computercraft turtles to repair the thruster mounts (this won't damage me because I am not physically repairing the UOSS). I then don the Nuclear Troper and examine the door. "Hmm. This door appears to be welded. If only I had a... Wait! My plasma gun can serve as a better version!" I then pull out a Magnetic Welding Torch Nozzle and fit it to my Nanomag Plasma Rifle. The Nozzle will focus the plasma emitted into a small jet that can be used to weld (or in this case, unweld) two pieces of metal. I then begin to unweld the parts of the Black Door that are stuck to the wall. I also read section 5.2 of the guide.
Bender: I alchemize Carbon Nanogel || Iron Ingot, don the Nuclear Troper, and head out to fix the Thruster Mounts of the UOSS.
The Computercraft Turtles are destroyed by falling debris!
Not in the mood to write the guide. I have stuff to do.
Hermea's Thorn && Life Player Symbol && 9KG spike of purified Australium = The Goldenrod (Level 7: 8/8) Yes!
Tourge Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
I like Tourge. Tourge Pistol && Recursive Ammunition && Dirty Harry Movie = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I ask the Black Door if it likes Explosions. I then set off a LOT of TNT at the Minecraft Elites, making sure it's in view of the Black Door. I then offer up a Purple-Rarity Torgue Shotgun as a sacrifice to the Black Door.
Meanwhile, I take out Fear No Anvil and use it's mighty, mysterious majjyks associated with the forge, and use these very majjyks to reforge the inner workings of the combat modules, or the shield generators if the combat modules are fully repaired at this point.
THE GOLDENROD: A multicolored blade that radiates with the power of life itself. The sword itself is forged from pure australium, and has the power to neck-snap opponents instantly upon death. It can also turn its enemies into australium statues, and can even reanimate them with the power of life to attack for you!
Torgue Pistol && Recursive Ammunition && Dirty Harry Movie = Unkempt Harold (Level 4: 1/5)
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
Battlefield: African American* Door
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-
Actually, yeah...
-Dreamscape-
...that's fine... I am well versed in most forms of magic...
...also, I hardly need a lesson in economics...
...I wonder if that doll is a "voodoo" doll?
Gutza: I go back to the Alchemititer Cave and equip iTokomak. I then deploy unmanned drones to move debris away from the UOSS so the player's won't be injured. I continue to unweld the Black Door. "There's one more upgrade I can make to my plasma gun without pushing its level to ten." I give Bender my Empty Cannister and tell him to alchemize it with two other ingredients.
Bender: "What! I was trying to be a hero and rescue that poor space station (the space station technically counts a robot, so Bender cares about it) so I good look good! Alchemizing is boring! Oh, all right, I guess I'll do it." I go alchemize Empty Cannister & Magstone Wires & Antimatter = Antimatter Cannister.
ANTIMATTER CANISTER: This canister contains a couple of grams of antimatter. While using only antimatter to generate power is too expensive (because generating so much antimatter is too expensive), antimatter can be used as a catalyst for fusion reactions (I'm not making this up). The Magstone Wires exist to contain the antimatter and prevent it from annihilating with the canister walls and blowing up everything within a two-mile radius of the Alchemizer Cave.
iTOKAMAK: A rifle forged from carbon nanogel, with a built-in tokamak. The tokamak creates massive amounts of plasma that magnetic wires shape into bullets, firing superheated shots of ammo. The rifle is entirely dictated by a computer rifle, and can auto-fire, track opponents, and surf the web.
Gutza: I shoot iTokomak at Oblivion and heal everybody who is injured. I then continue unwelding the door. I also read section 6 of the guide.
Bender: "Hmmm. The to-do list left by my employer says, "Make Plasma Missile Launcher" and it comes with alchemize combinations." I find a Rocket Engine and put it in the Enlarger set to "Shrink". I then go out and repair more of the UOSS. (BTW Twin, this will not damage me because Bender is the one doing repairs).
ROCKET ENGINE: This alchemy component consists of a nozzle and combustion chamber. Any fuel is burned in the combustion chamber, and the products are thrown out the nozzle at extremely high speeds in an application of Newton's third law.
Oblivion has no HP, so it's unaffected by the fire! It deals 5 damage to you!
+3,000 HP to a Shield Generator! All Shield Generators are fully online! The Shields have been restored to full health as well! However, that will not stop the glitched ship from impact...
I change my 35 post planet smashing charge to hit The_Serpent. If The_Serpent is not on the planet, it instead hits K4nye.
King Dedede: 9/20
You IDIOT! The Contract that you signed called for peace between the Anti-Godmodders, Neutrals, and Pro-Godmodders! And now you've gone and attacked the Pro-Godmodders! The Godmodder flashsteps towards you and whacks you with his Banhammer for disrupting the Contract! You die instantly!
I decide to quickly note the purple in the most obvious way possible: THE GREAT WAA. I proceed to WAA so loud I deal WAA,000 damage to a WAAlite
I also decide to run around the UOSS, laughing like an idiot and writing up repairs with my Scribe's Wands left and right. I then kick down the door to the Temple if I haven't and run into the Temple.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 2/??
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 2/??
Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands && Miniature Skaia 1/??
...
You are hit by falling debris, taking 2 damage!
Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor = Light Rainleggings
Light Rainleggings && Orb of Light = Cetus' Crusher (Level 10: 1/11)
Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands && Miniature Skaia = Exile Terminal (Level 25: 1/26)
I continue to examine the rubbings of the inscriptions upon the Crimson Monolith, as well as the structure itself. I wrack up my extensive knowledge of ancient civilizations, the dark inscriptions, pouring over many a tome of forgotten lore. Alas, there is no raven pattering at my window. Hah. Anyhow, I stare at the things for hours on end, pondering. And then, it comes to me. In a flurry of action, I pull an empty tome out if the desk in the candle-lit room, and a quill dipped in violet ink, as The Thoughtflower is currently being used in the lower Arcanex, and begin scribbling down words as I decipher them. At the exact same time,
On the Preston Cole, my soft voice permeates the momentary silence. So, I was thin- Iä! Iä! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh ogthrod wgah'ee'h-nagl! Ya-R'lyeh! Ya-R'lyeh! Cthulhutl fhtaghn! Lä! Shub-Niggurath, Gogi'yi gi thoumurgiddin cgist! Yog-Sotho-
I do not finish, seeing the expressions of everybody else, and realizing what is occurring in GodCraft, and my own head. I begin to profusely apologize, saying things along the line of 'precognition is terribly inconvenient,' and 'I'm so sorry! That was not supposed to happen.'
Back on the Battlefield, I point the Hazel Wand at the Black Door. I begin muttering incantations profusely, tracing the Wand over the edges of the Door. Satisfied after several minutes of repetition, I step back. Then, I pull out some dripping Nightmare Fuel, and splatter it across the surface of the Black Door. Finally, I flick the Hazel Wand at the fluid, nonverbally repeating the word 'Alohomora' in my head. If this fails to unseal the door, I pull out a tome, and begin recording the material and shape of the door, as well measurements of surface area, apparent thickness, and spell resistance.
On a completely unrelated note, a large amount of Vetasian materials disappear from the warehouse levels of Grayhold, far beneath the earth. These materials find themselves in orbit, awfully near the orbital haunt of a certain ally. Thanks for the healing. I do hope you will enjoy testing out this stuff; it was used on my planet for orbital combat and interstellar/intergalactic travel, and the building of quite a few arcane devices that I myself have been unable to replicate. If you do not enjoy the gift, please inscribe a large Ω on it, and I shall take care of it.
Thank you kindly, I have been meaning to expand my knowledge of such things, and given certain events I feel arcane defenses and infastructure are more essential than I originally anticipated.
Hoping Erelye's properly overhealed by now, I switch to Ninjav, who is the other lowest-health ally!
Having cleared all important wreckage from near my location, I move on, clearing junk from bothersome trajectories and returning it to its place as part of the UOSS!
All charges progress!
I alchemize:
Ruin Seed AND Smash Ball 1/?
Scout Rifle AND Heaven Cracker {An item in the roguelike Risk of Rain, causes attacks to penetrate infinitely in one direction.} AND Smart Target Acquisition System 1/?
Tourge Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
Tourge Pistol && Recursive Ammunition && Dirty Harry Movie = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
More bang for my buck! Tourge Rocket Launcher && Uranium && Cold Fusion Power Cell && TNT (Level ?: 1/?)
I create a large pile of TNT right in front of the Black Door and it's walls. I then set it off, well away from the TNT pile, in an obsidian-build bunker.
I hire the TF2 Engineers to repair the UOSS. They get to work, using their wrench-whacking skills to whack machinery into fixing itself. I aid in the process with some wrench-whacking of my own.
As I run through a scan of ship systems, I notice a system called the Virus Shield. After a little wait, I remember it as the device that protected the Virus while the UOSS bridge was online long ago. Maybe it could be retrofitted to slow down the virus?
1/3 Glitch Shield
The Virus Shield doesn't exist in this glitchy copy of the UOSS, as I will explain below.
Arctoae ~~~ Loom
10/11 for Maleficis Est
9/11 for Mens Potentiam
3/? for the distortion mirror
On the UOSS:
The builders, mechas, mage circle, Minecraftians, TF2 engineers, and support chopper guys fix any of the few systems that might not be fixed yet
Hank pulls out a scanner and gets a map of the black monolith temple. He tries to find two things.
1. where the other four bits are.
2. if the door hasn't opened yet, if there's another way into the room behind it.
On the Preston Cole:
Sanford raises his eyebrow at Kalare.
I am aware you weren't behind us.
I figured you were going to grab something, but apparently it didn't occur to ask where the thing you needed was.
Kalare performs a life scan, as he has several times in the weeks since boarding the Preston Cole. There is no one on board who isn't documented. There was one cat when they first came on board, but its presence is on the sheets now, as well as its litter of kittens.
Astria gets ready to go look for Eric right as he walks into the archive room with everyone else.
He stops in the doorway.
I think you're confused Deimos.
This is not how you explain things to people.
What do you know about teaching holidays to people?
Quite a bit actually.
Oh.
I think in retrospect I should have had you go tell the crew.
And then erelye has his outburst.
Everyone looks at him for a second.
Are you okay Kalare?
Sanford looks around.
Okay, thank goodness its just us in here.
Arctoae ~~~ Loom = Snowflake Robes
SNOWFLAKE ROBES: A set of cyan-and-white robes that radiate with the power of ice. A spherical icicle is imbedded in its sleeves.
The other bits will be revealed in sequence. Hank cannot find them yet.
Action
Alright, time to bring out the big gun.
1. I pull out Chemocide and spray the Black Door with fluoroantimonic acid.
2. If the acid doesn't do anything, I switch to chlorine trifluoride.
If it does something, I continue until it no longer does anything or there is a hole in the door.
3. If the chlorine trifluoride doesn't do anything, I switch to nuclear warfare and attempt to fire ununoctium at it.
If it does something, I continue until it no longer does anything or there is a hole in the door.
4. If the ununoctium fails, I try one ebola shot. Just one. If that barrage of deadly chemicals did not do anything, an ebola infection will probably not do anything either.
ISOTOPE OCTAVE: A set of green D8s. They hum with a radioactive power.
So anyways, though this does not capture the glitch completely, parts of the glitch get sucked inside, then destroyed when the zone closes after the UOSS is repaired. This disrupts the glitch, temporarilly preventing the glitch from lowering more integrities and weakening his final boss state.
I also point out that the UOSS has the Cataclysm Shield, which "which negates any overpowered instakills that would otherwise destroy the UOSS regardless of the normal method of destroying it as long as the bridge is still up (NO EXCEPTIONS!)". Because the zone it is in being deleted (thus removing the UOSS) would count as an "overpowered instakill", the zone cannot be closed with the UOSS still inside it. The ship ends up being shunted into the main server area after jettisoning the GCD. However, the ship is shunted into a forgotten area of deep space in the main server area (too far to ever get back to the battle on its own), and emergency procedures shut down the reactor and render it nonfunctional until the glitch is deleted, because rogue glitched-out entities might glitch back into the fight somehow. It ends up creating its own zone, the Deep Space Zone.
(Before citing rules saying that it cannot return to the battle, several counterpoints:
A: This was not my summon, but rather the Glitch's summon
B: The glitch is causing server rules to get fudged
C: The UOSS is still pretty much out of the fight)
/null (since this is just an explanation of facts it counts as a nullpost)
The Glitch isn't causing COMPLETE replications of the things it mirrors. The First Block lacked Yggdrasil and the Crockercorp Drones attacking it. The Pit lacked Gmork, the enemy fought at the other side of it. The Shatter completely lacked the Predomination Bar. The Invasion was drastically altered; the Condesce, Doc Scratch, the Felt, and Lord English weren't even there. For the UOSS, only these parts have made it into the glitched replica. Nothing more, nothing less. This is because, as I said, the Glitch doesn't make copies. It takes the original ones and changes them to make them into challenges.
You did raise a good point, though.
However, zones have been outlawed, so that idea would have failed regardless.
I roll the High Rollers and use my Hope powers to open up the possibility of the High Rollers repairing the UOSS, which they do. I also use the Wind Shadesucker's inherent Windy energies and blow some glitchiness away, along with the Elites.
GloveWAS 3/??
LOLARboot3/??
Lord's Hopewands 2/??
6-1-3-6-8-2-4-6
An angel wing appears and shines down light on the falling UOSS, restoring +5,000 HP to the Thruster Mounts and +3,000 HP to the Combat Modules, fully restoring them! The descent seems to slow somewhat... Most of the UOSS's parts are fully operational!
Some corruption fades!
The UOSS has almost finished its descent! However, it is almost fully operational! All that remains are a few Thruster Mounts, and then the cataclysm will be avoided!
With the Black Door gone, the terrain glitches into a facsimile of the coliseum you fought in when you were at Monolithium a year ago! The crowd is cheering, but their cries sound distorted and warped... Suddenly, a fighter steps into the arena! It's a glitched version of Fractal, the crystal warrior that you fought earlier! And that's not all... Zapping in next to him is a vaguely humanoid figure clad in blue...IT'S...
Not-John. This is totally John Egbert in every concievable way, shape, and form... Oh who are you kidding it's not fooling anybody. But still, looks like it's a dual boss!
Every entity shudders massively... Their integrity is almost depleted... Every entity glitches out and takes damage! Pretty soon, factions will be gone, and then things start getting bad... Every entity is stalled and corrupted by the Glitch so much that they don't attack! The Godmodder attempts to heal the UOSS, but his shots glitch into massive anvils that deal 30,000 damage to the MBC Cannon Parts!
OverlordXCano is revived thanks to Ire's orb!
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Repair the UOSS!
> All: Defeat Fractal and Not-John!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [swedge]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 40% SERVER INTEGRITY: 60% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0% FACTION INTEGRITY: 10% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 10% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 55% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 72% CODE INTEGRITY: 80% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 82% PLAYABILITY: 87% SERVER CHIPS: 4/8
~
Challenge Five: THE ORBITER.
Shard of Engie: [N] HP: 13/20. Stability: 100%. Consume: III
MBC-Parts: [N] HP: 15,000/60,000.
Contract: [N] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 16. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
The Queen: [PG] HP: 225/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x2.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
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=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: Oh, whoops. That should be MAG type. But... um... thats not how it works...
@fseftr: I've never seen anyone else use Grid magic. Although maybe it just looks like other types. And, how can you not want a random lesson in economics? You get to throw around buzzwords like "Average Variable Cost" and "Long Run Aggregate Supply Curve". Although I also like physics too. ... Huh? No, this isn't a voodoo doll... I think. I mean, I'm holding it in my mouth right now and I don't feel any pain anywhere. You still analyze it anyway. And... it, kinda is? Kinda isn't? There does seem to be some kind of link between the doll and Wilson. Theres also one between the doll the Shard of Guilt though. It seems to be link to effect something mental rather than physical. Also, the type of magic running through the doll seems to solely change like it is a gradient. It was ENE, but it is changing now. (BTW: the reason why there are so many various mechanics in this one fight is that I cut out some other fights. I wanted to have a fight dedicated solely to this doll mechanic, but I cut it out.)
The Manifestation of Engie deals one final 17 damage to the Shard and weakens its next attack AND turns it into a SHA type. It then dies from the blizzard. Because not everyone is fully participating, you're free to use another masterwork gem. HarvesteR attacks with a massive blow powered with a super kerbal and type advantage! So thats 42 damage! The new biggest single hit dealt! This turns the Shard into a COL type. The Void Portal deals 2 damage and doesn't change the type. Mori deals a boosted 14 damage and turns the Shard into a FIR type. Zenko and Yako do their combo again because the Shard is FIR typed again. They deal another 24 damage. The Shard is definitely getting weaker and weaker. However, it does a split beam attack on HarvesteR and Yako, dealing 5 and 10 damage to them respectively. Eh... this doll... somethings happening with it... AH! He suddenly drops it as it crackles with energy. A bolt of power comes from it and shoots into the Shard, healing it and damaging everything else very slightly, including Laiko. The doll lies on the ground, motionless again. Oomph... that wasn't too good. Maybe... can we predict the type of attack it will use and preempt it with our own attack that over powers that type? I don't feel like there is energy flowing through me anymore. Now... I feel... nostalgic... Remember the forest outside? That suddenly comes to mind for me. I'm not sure why. Just the calm nature... oh how simple things were.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 2/60 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's; Deals 6 MAG damage to the entities acting directly before and after this one, 2 turns left.) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 40.5% integrity - Action: 2 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[2 COL AOE *2, 4 FIR, 3 MAG to adjacent foes *2]) When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%. Void Bolt damage = 1 per 25% lost
[NAT] Mori: 11/30 HP - Action: 3 (Red's) Base damage: 10. Can heal for 8.
[LIGHT] Zenko: 24/70 HP - Action: 4
[SHA] Yako: 21/70 - Action: 5
[NEU] Wilson 31/40 HP
Enemy:
[MAG] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP - Action: 6 (taken 170 damage)
[NEU] Fox Doll: 100/100 HP - Action: N/A (Attacking this entity does not consume the attacker's turn)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x1) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O | R
... My previous attempt at this was deleted. So, lets try again...
Wrapping Paper: done
Christmas Tree > enlarger 1/?
Lyrics to "Jingle Bells" > Loom = Hopefully santa costume
Red's Gift: 1/5, Blue's Gift: 1/5, Nimble's Gift: 1/5
Logic attack on Binary! Although it probably won't do anything. I believe Binary's way of mind control is logically impossible. Mind control is possible because the brain sends messages to the body with electric signals. So using shocks at the right power and time could control someone. However, Binary's method would probably overload its systems, kill everyone, overload its systems again, and then ruin the Earth's biosphere for good measure. First of all, air is a terrible conductor. So the power required for what was in the picture is obscene. Secondly, it would most likely fry everyone to a crisp. Even if it didn't, Binary would need to be constantly producing that amount of power and be calculating the exact amount of power needed for each individual person, taking into account every material's resistance, their temperature, the position of EVERY single person in the world, and the biological differences between each person. Finally, even if Binary could over come all of that, the amount of power flowing through the air would change a lot of the oxygen into ozone, choking out many living things. Maybe later I'll show some problems with other methods of mind control. Alright, actual actions. Roll the arctic Octet at Not-John .
I use my ender powers to teleport all the cube bits to me.
Note: When I said NO EXCEPTIONS for the Cataclysm Shield, I meant NO EXCEPTIONS. even if the shield does not exist in this particular version of the UOSS, it exists through a dark retcon. If it still does not work, I go back in time to the original Catalysm Shield's development, clone it, then place the new version on the UOSS to save it.
>>Based on the pattern, activate the optimum distribution of attacks from the Void Portal.
>>I perform a more detailed analysis of the doll (being a magic/computer being).
I heal the Void Portal.
[It looks like the Portal is going to die a bit faster than I thought it would. Permission to, at 30%, remove cast cost?]
I use the Nature masterwork gem.
Christmas Tree [NAT]
HP: Tree.
Discountedness: 50%
Special:
In the Back: What it says on the tin. Hides in the back, out of range for all but the most persistent AoEs and ranged attacks.
It's a Tree: Chance for an enemy to discount the Christmas Tree as just a tree. Any turn on which Pinecone Projectile is not used, this has a higher chance to proc. Stacks. Increase of 5% per turn?
Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Every xth (2? 3?) turn, Santa shows up with a present that can contain items or weak summons.
Christmas Treats: Produces Christmas goodies that heal an ally 1 HP each turn.
Christmas Spirit: 10% chance for any given entity besides those who do not celebrate Christmas ICly to stop for a turn. If they are allied they get an attack boost next turn.
Mr. Scrooge: 25% chance for Ebenezer Scrooge to turn up and demoralize the enemy/strengthen allies.
Regular abilities:
Sparkly!: Deals one light damage, and dazzles a target. The dazzled target will have a 25% chance of missing, and a 25% chance of attacking its own side.
Pinecone Projectile: Deals 2 NAT damage. Applies Underfoot debuff to the enemy. The enemy has a 5% chance to trip on a pinecone, which will destroy the pinecone but interrupt or cause friendly fire. The pinecones cannot be thrown back. Pinecones stack until destroyed. Reduces Discountedness by 10% when used.
/wilsonquestpost
@Talist: One word. Well, your choice of three: Magic, Phlebotinium, OPness.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
@twin: Hold on a second! Why did you call Curse of Repetition on those things, they were one-off actions being repeated in a semi-build-up way that you were already nerfing, and were far more original and diverse than half the stuff people do like 'I whack something with my alchemy' or ninja's use of the same summon for 2 acts without more than minor nerfing until just recently.
Seriously. That was not cool in any way, shape or form.
Arcum Aereum ~~~ Loom
I finish Maleficis Est
10/11 for Mens Potentiam
4/6 for the Image Mirror
Nothing happens on the UOSS. Everything is so glitched out that all of the Minecraft rebellion has retreated to strongholds to try and ride out the reality crushing glitching. No more reinforcements until the glitch goes away. Maybe not even then.
In the temple though, Hank is still doing stuff.
Said stuff happens to involve a very big gun killing a very bad drawing.
Hank whips out the Emerald Nova, and unloads every round into Not-John, terrorizing the only two entities in the area into not attacking. (you've got tons of built up attack prevention you owe me twin, it's only worked once, and even then in a weird round-about way) As the gun transforms back into a staff, he runs up and beats down Not-John until random bits of Not-Blood go flying every which way, along with a few Not-Teeth and the Not-Glasses, to the sound of the breaking of several Not-Bones, leaving Not-John Actually-Messed-Up.
I decide to show Not-John his Not-Planet and pick up the Windlolly of Zillyshade and smack his teeth out. I then use the Wind Shadesucker to blow away his stupid teeth. I then channel my Hope powers and then believe that Not-John is actually John so hard his Fakeness meter completely disintegrates, turning him real and completely affected by the Scratch. He fades out of existence for a while... then comes back in to existence, albeit highly damaged.
I then blow away any debris in the area of the UOSS and smack it with a Beat Mesa, using its inherent Scratchy energies to rewrite time so that the UOSS is less damaged.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 4/??
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 4/11
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 1/??
Action
I infect Fractal with ebola from Chemocide, then fire a double-shot from Notch's Smiter at it, smiting it and infecting it with whatever Notch's Smiter infects things with. (Probably Lassa fever.) Just for good measure, I set Fractal on fire with chlorine trifluoride.
Diceroll
I roll the Isotope Octave at NotJohn to test it out.
AI Action
04: Get fixed!
> Fix the thruster mounts and fast; we only have one turn left! Use wrenches, magic duct tape, everything that will help!
KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT[*repeats for aeons*]
I pick up a DEADLY LASER gun, a Hard Light Projector-Disruptor, a Tachyon Gun, and a few fractals. I stab Fractal with a certain triangular fractal, and activate it.
I then have shot Not-John with the Tachyon Gun. I proceed to shoot him.
I also write in some repairs.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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My mouth drops open as I stare at the descending UOSS, feeling its resonance, and the distorted ward. I... whatever happens now is my fault, and mine alone. That being said, I shall still repair this thing with a project I have been working on.
A thruster mount flashes with a green light momentarily. When it fades, an overly complex Miniature Green Sun based energy mount has replaced it, instantly springing to action, greatly decreasing the force at which the UOSS is crashing down upon us and kindling the flame of complete and utter annihilation. The second mount does nothing, as it is broken. However, I telekinetically launch seemingly unrelated parts at the thing. A tube of Visink. An Arcane Levitator. A strange device powered by the souls of human beings. These things affix to the mount. Instantly, the device powers up as I ruthlessly tear out the souls of seventeen nameless Minecraftians, and transmute their souls into human ones. Thanks to my research on the Warded Soul Jar, the device transmutes the souls into essentia due to my willpower powering the ritual, pumping it across the thruster. The Arcane Levitator then charges up, gaining enough power to levitate the UOSS into the air.
I stare at the Not-John, and Fractal, holding the Hazel Wand by the bottom of the needle in my right hand, and gripping the higher middle bit of the wand in my left. Briefly, by usually stoic face twitches down into a frown. I cannot fight these things. They would easily crush me. Therefore, I shall merely annihilate them from a distance. My left hand slips to a jar of mind honey in my inventory. I pull it out, and have a slight tast-
{Insert sounds of intense mental pain here.}
And, I fire two monolithic blasts of pure amethyst psionic energy from both of my eyes. These blasts strike Not-John and Fractal, piercing into their very minds, firing off electrochemical signals into their brains at alarming rates. When my headache subsides back into a minor migraine, I look back on the two entities. They lie upon the floor of the place, convulsing as if suffering a seizure. I then arc the Hazel Wand down, and a large gash appears on the two, regardless of the fact that Fractal is made of crystals.
Meanwhile, on the Preston Cole, I nod at Eric's inquiry, not saying anything. After a moment, I speak.
So, are we going to get back to this 'Christmas' thing?
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16/30 Tanker A1
As I run through a scan of ship systems, I notice a system called the Virus Shield. After a little wait, I remember it as the device that protected the Virus while the UOSS bridge was online long ago. Maybe it could be retrofitted to slow down the virus?
1/3 Glitch Shield
Midna: I closely examine the door.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
17/30 Tanker A1
The SCP Foundation teleports some engineers on board to aid in the repurposing of the virus shield.
2/3 Glitch Capture Device
10/11 for Maleficis Est
9/11 for Mens Potentiam
3/? for the distortion mirror
On the UOSS:
The builders, mechas, mage circle, Minecraftians, TF2 engineers, and support chopper guys fix any of the few systems that might not be fixed yet
Hank pulls out a scanner and gets a map of the black monolith temple. He tries to find two things.
1. where the other four bits are.
2. if the door hasn't opened yet, if there's another way into the room behind it.
On the Preston Cole:
Sanford raises his eyebrow at Kalare.
I am aware you weren't behind us.
I figured you were going to grab something, but apparently it didn't occur to ask where the thing you needed was.
Kalare performs a life scan, as he has several times in the weeks since boarding the Preston Cole. There is no one on board who isn't documented. There was one cat when they first came on board, but its presence is on the sheets now, as well as its litter of kittens.
Astria gets ready to go look for Eric right as he walks into the archive room with everyone else.
He stops in the doorway.
I think you're confused Deimos.
This is not how you explain things to people.
What do you know about teaching holidays to people?
Quite a bit actually.
Oh.
I think in retrospect I should have had you go tell the crew.
And then erelye has his outburst.
Everyone looks at him for a second.
Are you okay Kalare?
Sanford looks around.
Okay, thank goodness its just us in here.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Fluorite Octet && Polonium-210 = Isostope Octave (Complete!)
Fluorite Octet && Arsenic = ??? (3/9)
USB containing Marburg computer virus && Marburg biological virus = ??? (2/?)
Action
Alright, time to bring out the big gun.
1. I pull out Chemocide and spray the Black Door with fluoroantimonic acid.
2. If the acid doesn't do anything, I switch to chlorine trifluoride.
If it does something, I continue until it no longer does anything or there is a hole in the door.
3. If the chlorine trifluoride doesn't do anything, I switch to nuclear warfare and attempt to fire ununoctium at it.
If it does something, I continue until it no longer does anything or there is a hole in the door.
4. If the ununoctium fails, I try one ebola shot. Just one. If that barrage of deadly chemicals did not do anything, an ebola infection will probably not do anything either.
17/30 Tanker A1
After some slight thought as to whether this will blow up in my face or not, I activate the Glitch Capture Device!
3/3 Glitch Capture Device
As the GCD Activates, portions of the glitch are sucked into it as-
WARNING: GLITCH OVERLOAD, DUMPING EXCESS:
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Glitch Dump Complete
So anyways, though this does not capture the glitch completely, parts of the glitch get sucked inside, then destroyed when the zone closes after the UOSS is repaired. This disrupts the glitch, temporarilly preventing the glitch from lowering more integrities and weakening his final boss state.
I use several trillion stacks of glitchy TNT to attack the black door.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
(Before citing rules saying that it cannot return to the battle, several counterpoints:
A: This was not my summon, but rather the Glitch's summon
B: The glitch is causing server rules to get fudged
C: The UOSS is still pretty much out of the fight)
/null (since this is just an explanation of facts it counts as a nullpost)
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Lord's Hopewands 2/??
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-- corporateGunfighter [CG] began pestering endangeredMultiverse [EM] at 18:08 --
CG: Hello.
EM: Oh, hello... Blue, right?
CG: Yeah.
EM: Is there something you need?
EM: I'm doing something.
CG: I have something to show you.
CG: http://fseftr.webs.com/
CG: Clicky.
EM: What is it going to do.
CG: It's a site?
EM: I'm not sure I trust this.
CG: So you can read it?
EM: Is it that genderbending one Jason told me about?
CG: It's a newspaper article you might find interesting.
CG: Nope.
EM: It'd better not be something childish like that.
CG: Hmm.
EM: Yeah.
EM: I'm smarter than that.
EM: Not impressed.
CG: Too bad.
EM: Also, I happen to have wards in place.
EM: For just that sort of childishness.
EM: Do you have anything IMPORTANT?
CG: You know.
CG: If you're going to be rude.
CG: Forget about it.
CG: Goodbye.
-- corporateGunfighter [CG] ceased pestering endangeredMultiverse [EM] at 18:11 --
Also, crusher's got you there twin! I wanna see that work!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Vi Nature ~~~ Loom = Wooden Robes
Mirror || Distortion Magic = The Image Mirror (Level 5: 1/6)
WOODEN ROBES: A set of green-and-jade robes that radiate with the power of nature. An amber crystal is imbedded in its sleeves.
+4,000 HP to a Thruster Module!
WIND SHADESUCKER: A blue lollipop with a windy aura. Clouds seem to surround it.
LIGHT RAINSUCKER: A pink lollipop with a glowing aura. The sun seems to surround it.
TUMOR TICKER: A grey mortar with two tubes running through it: one red, one blue. Supercharged by the power of the Tumor, it fires miniature versions of it that pack a massive punch.
+5,000 HP to a Shield Generator!
You try to kick down the door, but it holds fast! Your foot receives 2 damage...
+3,000 HP to a Thruster Mount!
The explosive charges successfully detonate, but deal no damage to the wall or the door!
+3,000 HP to a Combat Module!
You should probably keep track of your alchemies like this: Golden Apple 2/3, instead of saying "I keep grinding up the apple in SCP-914". It's easier to keep track of.
churge
Lapis Lazuli ~ Iron Furnace = Lapis Lazuli Block
LAPIS LAZULI BLOCK: A blue block of hardened lapis lazuli. Primarly used for decoration.
:0
You politely ask the Black Door to open up, and it glows gold, then swings upwards. The entire wall disappears and two golden cubes are dropped. +2 Cube Bits! The terrain suddenly glitches out again...
HEMERA'S GATE: A massive, white, ornate gate. Several orange chains wrap around the interior of the gate, creating a sort of half-caduceus. It is set in a massive white lock. Only a massive key could hope to unlock it. The image of Hemera silhouetted in light lies on the gate's surface.
Torgue Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = SWORDSPLOSION!!! (Level 8: 1/9)
+6,000 HP to the Combat Module!
+3,000 HP to the Shield Generators!
+3 HP to Erelye!
+1 HP to you!
NOTCH'S SMITER: A massive bow that seems to be severed in half and is held together by pure energy. One half of it is bleached white and is concentrated with the holy power of Notch and the Player. The other half is pure black and is full of deadly disease. The weapon can fire both in alternating rounds of fire and can even fire both at once, creating a deadly contagious smite.
+1,000 HP to a Combat Module! Some of the AIs get hit by falling debris, ruining their next attack!
+5,000 HP to a Thruster Mount!
The bots end up heading to the UPOSS, which actually exists! It's a small ship with virtually no flight power. As they contemplate these orders, they're crushed by a massive glitched-out mountain... The environment around them begins to glitch. Chunk errors run rampant!
Navitas Nox ~~~ Loom = Industrial Robes
INDUSTRIAL ROBES: A set of orange-and-grey robes that radiate with the power of energy. A bronze crystal is imbedded in its sleeves.
One of your earlier posts got deleted last turn, I think. It was probably because I had to cut it in half, and I may have accidentally deleted some posts. Here's what Diluvium ~~~ Loom made:
SEASIDE ROBES: A set of blue-and-yellow robes that radiate with the power of water. A pearl is imbedded in its sleeves.
The crews prepare to repair the UOSS when they glitch out and notice the Glitch is suspending them in midair! They're suddenly tossed upwards, and they disappear. The Godmodder notices the Curse of Repetitiveness™ has somehow claimed several more victims. But how? He didn't even use it!
Are you seriously calling the players of your own forum game ungrateful kids?! That's so disrespectful I don't even know where to start! And this game isn't mandatory. If you don't like it, and if you don't find it interesting, then you can GO. I'm not stopping you. You're barely paying attention to the game anyway.
IF you were, you would know that the Glitch is glitching out players' posts and that you need to post in a safetext, or else your post will get deleted. See how everyone's posting in purple now? That's because I said, last turn, the safetext is purple. It changes once in a while.
CRYSTAL BALL: An ordinary crystal ball. One with access to magic can use it to divine on other people or locations.
You're really trying to stop the wrong thing here. The Glitch causes the Ward to glitch out and cause the UOSS to, upon impact, teleport into the ground itself! Since this will cause it to teleport into the center of the world, now the entire WORLD could potentially explode on impact! You'd better find a way to reverse the Ward!
Marburg USB && Marburg Virus = Bioterrorism USB (Level 3: 1/4)
+4,000 HP to a Combat Module!
Caledscratch || Green Sun Bedsheets = Caledbec (Level 10: 1/11)
Caledscratch && Green Sun Bedsheets = Oblivion's Guardian (Level 40: 1/41)
Some debris is destroyed!
Just so you know, the maximum amount of posts you can charge something for is 50.
+3,000 HP to a Thruster Mount!
You're funny.
R.K. suddenly finds his defense-buffs subject to the Curse of Repetitiveness!
+4,000 HP to a Combat Module!
The Potion does nothing because it's not a splash potion!
Alchemiter ~~~ Loom = The Beta-Tester
THE BETA-TESTER: A sleek white lab coat with a green spirograph on it. Seems to be very official.
Oh, okay.
I forgot to say what this did, huh. Here, I'll fix that:
CHAIRHEIR'S STANDARD: A completely wooden minigun that is completely powered by anarchy. A red light pulses through the weapon, giving it the righteous might of Helix, as well as access to all chair-based magics. In addition, the weapon has a D6 that can be rolled to augment its attacks, and can summon lightning to smite foes.
Chairheir's Standard && Armistyx = Chairslayer (Level 10: 1/11)
The P-Mech falls apart since it is a one-shot summon! Plus, the Godmodder sees no use for it...
+2,000 HP to a Shield Generator!
+2,000 HP to a Shield Generator!
Sweet Tooth ~~~ Loom = Licorice Suit
LICORICE SUIT: A black suit with a red tie. It seems to be made entirely out of licorice.
The Computercraft Turtles are destroyed by falling debris!
Not in the mood to write the guide. I have stuff to do.
Carbon Nanogel || Iron Ingot = Carbon Ingot (Level 1: 1/2)
THE GOLDENROD: A multicolored blade that radiates with the power of life itself. The sword itself is forged from pure australium, and has the power to neck-snap opponents instantly upon death. It can also turn its enemies into australium statues, and can even reanimate them with the power of life to attack for you!
Torgue Pistol && Recursive Ammunition && Dirty Harry Movie = Unkempt Harold (Level 4: 1/5)
+6,000 HP to the Combat Modules!
iTOKAMAK: A rifle forged from carbon nanogel, with a built-in tokamak. The tokamak creates massive amounts of plasma that magnetic wires shape into bullets, firing superheated shots of ammo. The rifle is entirely dictated by a computer rifle, and can auto-fire, track opponents, and surf the web.
Empty Canister && Magstone Wires && Antimatter = Contained Antimatter Canister (Level 5: 1/6)
+1,000 HP to a Combat Module!
The Manipuleightr ~~~ Loom = The Alpha-Tester
THE ALPHA-TESTER: A sleek white lab coat with a red spirograph on it. Seems to be extremely official.
Oblivion has no HP, so it's unaffected by the fire! It deals 5 damage to you!
+3,000 HP to a Shield Generator! All Shield Generators are fully online! The Shields have been restored to full health as well! However, that will not stop the glitched ship from impact...
You IDIOT! The Contract that you signed called for peace between the Anti-Godmodders, Neutrals, and Pro-Godmodders! And now you've gone and attacked the Pro-Godmodders! The Godmodder flashsteps towards you and whacks you with his Banhammer for disrupting the Contract! You die instantly!
...
You are hit by falling debris, taking 2 damage!
Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor = Light Rainleggings
Light Rainleggings && Orb of Light = Cetus' Crusher (Level 10: 1/11)
Orb of Hope && Scribe's Wands && Miniature Skaia = Exile Terminal (Level 25: 1/26)
The bolt is sucked up by the Glitch and fired back at you, dealing 4 damage!
+2 HP to NinjaV!
+2,000 HP to a Combat Module!
Ruin Seed && Smash Ball = Ceres' Despair (Level 10: 1/11)
Scout Rifle && Heaven Cracker && Smart Target Acquisition System = Machina (Level 3: 1/4)
Torgue Rocket Launcher && Uranium && Cold-Fusion Power Cell && TNT = Nukem (Level 6: 1/7)
+2,000 HP to a Thruster Mount!
The Virus Shield doesn't exist in this glitchy copy of the UOSS, as I will explain below.
+3,000 HP to a Thruster Mount!
Arctoae ~~~ Loom = Snowflake Robes
SNOWFLAKE ROBES: A set of cyan-and-white robes that radiate with the power of ice. A spherical icicle is imbedded in its sleeves.
The other bits will be revealed in sequence. Hank cannot find them yet.
ISOTOPE OCTAVE: A set of green D8s. They hum with a radioactive power.
The Glitch isn't causing COMPLETE replications of the things it mirrors. The First Block lacked Yggdrasil and the Crockercorp Drones attacking it. The Pit lacked Gmork, the enemy fought at the other side of it. The Shatter completely lacked the Predomination Bar. The Invasion was drastically altered; the Condesce, Doc Scratch, the Felt, and Lord English weren't even there. For the UOSS, only these parts have made it into the glitched replica. Nothing more, nothing less. This is because, as I said, the Glitch doesn't make copies. It takes the original ones and changes them to make them into challenges.
You did raise a good point, though.
However, zones have been outlawed, so that idea would have failed regardless.
6-1-3-6-8-2-4-6
An angel wing appears and shines down light on the falling UOSS, restoring +5,000 HP to the Thruster Mounts and +3,000 HP to the Combat Modules, fully restoring them! The descent seems to slow somewhat... Most of the UOSS's parts are fully operational!
Some corruption fades!
The UOSS has almost finished its descent! However, it is almost fully operational! All that remains are a few Thruster Mounts, and then the cataclysm will be avoided!
With the Black Door gone, the terrain glitches into a facsimile of the coliseum you fought in when you were at Monolithium a year ago! The crowd is cheering, but their cries sound distorted and warped... Suddenly, a fighter steps into the arena! It's a glitched version of Fractal, the crystal warrior that you fought earlier! And that's not all... Zapping in next to him is a vaguely humanoid figure clad in blue...IT'S...
Not-John. This is totally John Egbert in every concievable way, shape, and form... Oh who are you kidding it's not fooling anybody. But still, looks like it's a dual boss!
Every entity shudders massively... Their integrity is almost depleted... Every entity glitches out and takes damage! Pretty soon, factions will be gone, and then things start getting bad... Every entity is stalled and corrupted by the Glitch so much that they don't attack! The Godmodder attempts to heal the UOSS, but his shots glitch into massive anvils that deal 30,000 damage to the MBC Cannon Parts!
OverlordXCano is revived thanks to Ire's orb!
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Repair the UOSS!
> All: Defeat Fractal and Not-John!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [swedge]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 40%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 60%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 10%
ENTITY INTEGRITY: 10%
ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 55%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 72%
CODE INTEGRITY: 80%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 82%
PLAYABILITY: 87%
SERVER CHIPS: 4/8
~
Challenge Five: THE ORBITER.
UOSS: [???] Bridge HP: 50,000/50,000. Shields: 40,000/40,000. Shield Generators: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x4.) Combat Module: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x8.) Thruster Mounts: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x6.) 0/10,000. (x2.) Drone Factories: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x1.) Ship Bays: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x2.) Descent: III
~
Challenge Six: THE TEMPLE.
Fractal: [???] HP: 150,000/150,000. Guarding 1 Cube Bit.
Not-John: [???] HP: 50,000/50,000. Guarding 1 Cube Bit.
Cube Bits: [???] 2/8 Collected.
~
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 18/20.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 19/20.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 19/20.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 18/20.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 18/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 19/20.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/20.
zerithos: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Talist: [AG] HP: 20/20.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 18/20.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 20/20.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 15/20.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 20/20.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 20/20.
OverlordXCano: [AG] HP: 5/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20.
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 12/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 13/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened by the Chain!
Zombie Pigmen: [N]
Shard of Engie: [N] HP: 13/20. Stability: 100%. Consume: III
MBC-Parts: [N] HP: 15,000/60,000.
Contract: [N] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 16. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
The Queen: [PG] HP: 225/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x2.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR?)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III DISABLED (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III DISABLED (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: Oh, whoops. That should be MAG type. But... um... thats not how it works...
@fseftr: I've never seen anyone else use Grid magic. Although maybe it just looks like other types. And, how can you not want a random lesson in economics? You get to throw around buzzwords like "Average Variable Cost" and "Long Run Aggregate Supply Curve". Although I also like physics too. ... Huh? No, this isn't a voodoo doll... I think. I mean, I'm holding it in my mouth right now and I don't feel any pain anywhere. You still analyze it anyway. And... it, kinda is? Kinda isn't? There does seem to be some kind of link between the doll and Wilson. Theres also one between the doll the Shard of Guilt though. It seems to be link to effect something mental rather than physical. Also, the type of magic running through the doll seems to solely change like it is a gradient. It was ENE, but it is changing now. (BTW: the reason why there are so many various mechanics in this one fight is that I cut out some other fights. I wanted to have a fight dedicated solely to this doll mechanic, but I cut it out.)
To Do: 1: Heal Wilson, 2: Protect Zenko/Yako, 3: Play the IRM thing (No one has submitted a score...)
IRM event link:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hrhx9c98vb1m3qo/IRM event 2.zip
The Manifestation of Engie deals one final 17 damage to the Shard and weakens its next attack AND turns it into a SHA type. It then dies from the blizzard. Because not everyone is fully participating, you're free to use another masterwork gem. HarvesteR attacks with a massive blow powered with a super kerbal and type advantage! So thats 42 damage! The new biggest single hit dealt! This turns the Shard into a COL type. The Void Portal deals 2 damage and doesn't change the type. Mori deals a boosted 14 damage and turns the Shard into a FIR type. Zenko and Yako do their combo again because the Shard is FIR typed again. They deal another 24 damage. The Shard is definitely getting weaker and weaker. However, it does a split beam attack on HarvesteR and Yako, dealing 5 and 10 damage to them respectively. Eh... this doll... somethings happening with it... AH! He suddenly drops it as it crackles with energy. A bolt of power comes from it and shoots into the Shard, healing it and damaging everything else very slightly, including Laiko. The doll lies on the ground, motionless again. Oomph... that wasn't too good. Maybe... can we predict the type of attack it will use and preempt it with our own attack that over powers that type? I don't feel like there is energy flowing through me anymore. Now... I feel... nostalgic... Remember the forest outside? That suddenly comes to mind for me. I'm not sure why. Just the calm nature... oh how simple things were.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 2/60 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's; Deals 6 MAG damage to the entities acting directly before and after this one, 2 turns left.)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 40.5% integrity - Action: 2 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[2 COL AOE *2, 4 FIR, 3 MAG to adjacent foes *2])
When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%. Void Bolt damage = 1 per 25% lost
[NAT] Mori: 11/30 HP - Action: 3 (Red's)
Base damage: 10. Can heal for 8.
[LIGHT] Zenko: 24/70 HP - Action: 4
[SHA] Yako: 21/70 - Action: 5
[NEU] Wilson 31/40 HP
Enemy:
[MAG] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP - Action: 6 (taken 170 damage)
[NEU] Fox Doll: 100/100 HP - Action: N/A (Attacking this entity does not consume the attacker's turn)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x1) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O |
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... My previous attempt at this was deleted. So, lets try again...
Wrapping Paper: done
Christmas Tree > enlarger 1/?
Lyrics to "Jingle Bells" > Loom = Hopefully santa costume
Red's Gift: 1/5, Blue's Gift: 1/5, Nimble's Gift: 1/5
Logic attack on Binary! Although it probably won't do anything. I believe Binary's way of mind control is logically impossible. Mind control is possible because the brain sends messages to the body with electric signals. So using shocks at the right power and time could control someone. However, Binary's method would probably overload its systems, kill everyone, overload its systems again, and then ruin the Earth's biosphere for good measure. First of all, air is a terrible conductor. So the power required for what was in the picture is obscene. Secondly, it would most likely fry everyone to a crisp. Even if it didn't, Binary would need to be constantly producing that amount of power and be calculating the exact amount of power needed for each individual person, taking into account every material's resistance, their temperature, the position of EVERY single person in the world, and the biological differences between each person. Finally, even if Binary could over come all of that, the amount of power flowing through the air would change a lot of the oxygen into ozone, choking out many living things. Maybe later I'll show some problems with other methods of mind control. Alright, actual actions. Roll the arctic Octet at Not-John .
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
19/30 Tanker A1
I use my ender powers to teleport all the cube bits to me.
Note: When I said NO EXCEPTIONS for the Cataclysm Shield, I meant NO EXCEPTIONS. even if the shield does not exist in this particular version of the UOSS, it exists through a dark retcon. If it still does not work, I go back in time to the original Catalysm Shield's development, clone it, then place the new version on the UOSS to save it.
>>Based on the pattern, activate the optimum distribution of attacks from the Void Portal.
>>I perform a more detailed analysis of the doll (being a magic/computer being).
I heal the Void Portal.
[It looks like the Portal is going to die a bit faster than I thought it would. Permission to, at 30%, remove cast cost?]
I use the Nature masterwork gem.
Christmas Tree [NAT]
HP: Tree.
Discountedness: 50%
Special:
In the Back: What it says on the tin. Hides in the back, out of range for all but the most persistent AoEs and ranged attacks.
It's a Tree: Chance for an enemy to discount the Christmas Tree as just a tree. Any turn on which Pinecone Projectile is not used, this has a higher chance to proc. Stacks. Increase of 5% per turn?
Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Every xth (2? 3?) turn, Santa shows up with a present that can contain items or weak summons.
Christmas Treats: Produces Christmas goodies that heal an ally 1 HP each turn.
Christmas Spirit: 10% chance for any given entity besides those who do not celebrate Christmas ICly to stop for a turn. If they are allied they get an attack boost next turn.
Mr. Scrooge: 25% chance for Ebenezer Scrooge to turn up and demoralize the enemy/strengthen allies.
Regular abilities:
Sparkly!: Deals one light damage, and dazzles a target. The dazzled target will have a 25% chance of missing, and a 25% chance of attacking its own side.
Pinecone Projectile: Deals 2 NAT damage. Applies Underfoot debuff to the enemy. The enemy has a 5% chance to trip on a pinecone, which will destroy the pinecone but interrupt or cause friendly fire. The pinecones cannot be thrown back. Pinecones stack until destroyed. Reduces Discountedness by 10% when used.
/wilsonquestpost
@Talist: One word. Well, your choice of three: Magic, Phlebotinium, OPness.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Seriously. That was not cool in any way, shape or form.
Arcum Aereum ~~~ Loom
I finish Maleficis Est
10/11 for Mens Potentiam
4/6 for the Image Mirror
Nothing happens on the UOSS. Everything is so glitched out that all of the Minecraft rebellion has retreated to strongholds to try and ride out the reality crushing glitching. No more reinforcements until the glitch goes away. Maybe not even then.
In the temple though, Hank is still doing stuff.
Said stuff happens to involve a very big gun killing a very bad drawing.
Hank whips out the Emerald Nova, and unloads every round into Not-John, terrorizing the only two entities in the area into not attacking. (you've got tons of built up attack prevention you owe me twin, it's only worked once, and even then in a weird round-about way) As the gun transforms back into a staff, he runs up and beats down Not-John until random bits of Not-Blood go flying every which way, along with a few Not-Teeth and the Not-Glasses, to the sound of the breaking of several Not-Bones, leaving Not-John Actually-Messed-Up.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I then blow away any debris in the area of the UOSS and smack it with a Beat Mesa, using its inherent Scratchy energies to rewrite time so that the UOSS is less damaged.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 4/??
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 4/11
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 1/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I continue building Uber, now on the lowest-health player! {Let's call it 20% Uber so far.}
All charges progress!
I notice Nothing, then shoot it, hoping to do something constructive!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Fluorite Octet && Arsenic = ??? (4/9)
Marburg USB && Marburgvirus = Bioterrorism USB (3/4)
Fluorite Octet && Bismuth Crystal = ??? (1/?)
Action
I infect Fractal with ebola from Chemocide, then fire a double-shot from Notch's Smiter at it, smiting it and infecting it with whatever Notch's Smiter infects things with. (Probably Lassa fever.) Just for good measure, I set Fractal on fire with chlorine trifluoride.
Diceroll
I roll the Isotope Octave at NotJohn to test it out.
AI Action
04: Get fixed!
> Fix the thruster mounts and fast; we only have one turn left! Use wrenches, magic duct tape, everything that will help!
I pick up a DEADLY LASER gun, a Hard Light Projector-Disruptor, a Tachyon Gun, and a few fractals. I stab Fractal with a certain triangular fractal, and activate it.
I then have shot Not-John with the Tachyon Gun. I proceed to shoot him.
I also write in some repairs.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
My mouth drops open as I stare at the descending UOSS, feeling its resonance, and the distorted ward. I... whatever happens now is my fault, and mine alone. That being said, I shall still repair this thing with a project I have been working on.
A thruster mount flashes with a green light momentarily. When it fades, an overly complex Miniature Green Sun based energy mount has replaced it, instantly springing to action, greatly decreasing the force at which the UOSS is crashing down upon us and kindling the flame of complete and utter annihilation. The second mount does nothing, as it is broken. However, I telekinetically launch seemingly unrelated parts at the thing. A tube of Visink. An Arcane Levitator. A strange device powered by the souls of human beings. These things affix to the mount. Instantly, the device powers up as I ruthlessly tear out the souls of seventeen nameless Minecraftians, and transmute their souls into human ones. Thanks to my research on the Warded Soul Jar, the device transmutes the souls into essentia due to my willpower powering the ritual, pumping it across the thruster. The Arcane Levitator then charges up, gaining enough power to levitate the UOSS into the air.
I stare at the Not-John, and Fractal, holding the Hazel Wand by the bottom of the needle in my right hand, and gripping the higher middle bit of the wand in my left. Briefly, by usually stoic face twitches down into a frown. I cannot fight these things. They would easily crush me. Therefore, I shall merely annihilate them from a distance. My left hand slips to a jar of mind honey in my inventory. I pull it out, and have a slight tast-
{Insert sounds of intense mental pain here.}
And, I fire two monolithic blasts of pure amethyst psionic energy from both of my eyes. These blasts strike Not-John and Fractal, piercing into their very minds, firing off electrochemical signals into their brains at alarming rates. When my headache subsides back into a minor migraine, I look back on the two entities. They lie upon the floor of the place, convulsing as if suffering a seizure. I then arc the Hazel Wand down, and a large gash appears on the two, regardless of the fact that Fractal is made of crystals.
Meanwhile, on the Preston Cole, I nod at Eric's inquiry, not saying anything. After a moment, I speak.
So, are we going to get back to this 'Christmas' thing?