NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Get the fight over and done with. Walk right up to the Prince and smack the Walugi out of him with a Holy Mackerel!
Leonstar1: (In response to Twin's Question on what my Light Santuary Buff did, It gave all the players +2 to their maximum health for 3 turns. It seems you cut that part of my post by mistake. Also, You missed the part where I used Scorpio Break on Erelye, Which is the buff Erelye was referring to when he transformed it into an attack (it makes the next target's action crit)
ANYWAY! I focus on restoring people's health. I roll the healing octet I alchemised a long time ago, targeting myself. Then I cast a healing spell on Erelye and Nimble, causing them to glow blue-gold faintly. I channel said healing spell through both the set of golden ribbons (ribbons created from a golden apple, very potent at conducting healing magic) and New Dawn to amplify it's effects.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 1/3
I duplicate 3 Holy Mackerel Betas.
Holy Mackerel Beta: 42
@talist: I've been making sure that people know I've claimed a character, plus, there's the fact that because of the way the multiverse has been established to work, there are multiple versions of pretty much all of the non OCs.
Aww man! I really want to interfere with the whole thing of twin being arrested, because that's sort of what the Author would do in the current situation, given that he's trying to keep tabs on everything as much as he can. I don't think twin's gonna let me though.
Levis Ignis ~~~ Loom
5/11 for Maleficis Est
4/11 for Mens Potentiam
9/11 for Traho
Hank descends to the battlefield with his rocket boots, then takes off his heat-resistant battle suit. Never thought that would be useful.
Hank looks around. gorilla.I should have stayed in orbit.
He turns to the two minecraft elites, shrugs, then unloads copious amounts of RPGs into them
The Mage circle, rather than attempting to undo the black hole, simply applies a reality clamp onto the area where the SBaHJ shielding is, anchoring every single piece of wall, shielding or otherwise into the here and now, their current positions, making all glitch artifacts completely unable to affect them. Unfortunately, the side effect is that in one terminal update (and due to being temporally locked, time-travel cannot be used on the subjects or the lock to accelerate this) all the shielding will be vaporized from the all force that was blocked from it being applied at once. Luckily, the jpeg brothers will get their shots off first.
The other reinforcement groups rush to the fifth challenge.
For a second, nobody knows what to do, then one of the minecraftians gets an idea, and launches himself up to the UOSS, barely dodging flames and pieces of debris... to place an exit teleporter.
The builder crews, other minecraftians, and new arrivals: the TF2 engineers, all portal up to the UOSS.
The builder crews immediately begin work on reconnecting the various pieces together, and getting power to all the different pieces, allowing the UOSS to use the power applied to it by crusher to be funneled into auto-healing rather than sitting sort of uselessly. It also does some small repairing to every component (small).
The Minecraftians, not being able to do anything besides raw hull repairs, do just that, healing up the bridge as much as they can.
The TF2 engineers get to work with their wrenches, smacking everything they can, setting up dispensers, and turning the entire thing into a repair-fest.
The mechas finally reach the UOSS with their boosters, and begins welding parts in place, namely, applying new thrusts to replace the old, broken ones.
Christmas on the Preston Cole:
Astria looks around the various monitors, before noticing that Kalare had, at some point in the walk to the archives room, gotten lost.
Deimos is pulling everything he can find he thinks is applicable on one of the monitors.
Or was. Him and Sanford are now arguing over whether or not its a good idea to pull everything up at once, or to start explaining from the basics.
{RIGHT THEN. MANAGED TO BRUSH OFF THE LITTLE BIT OF ERROR THAT MY DIALOGUE WAS UNDERGOING. FINALLY. IT WAS ANNOYING ME. ADDITIONALLY, RUNNING THE ZALGO GENERATOR THAT MANY TIMES OVER DOES GET MONOTONIOUS AFTER A WHILE.}
Overworld: The shard pulls a drone from storage, which flash-steps into the bridge of the UOSS, pulling out a wrench and whacking random components because trust me, that's how fixing things is done, I know these things because I'm an engineer. Then, a grey cage of energy surrounds SBAHJ, the cage then being surrounded by a solid sphere resembling a giant orange.
{OKAY, SERIOUSLY?}
"WHAT? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN NOW?"
Dreamscape: "Wanna see a magic trick? Abracadabra! This Dark Emotion has disappeared!" I say in quick succession, blasting the Dark Emotion to pieces with Flamethrower. "Now, could one of you tank the Shard of Guilt for me? I have insane DPS but not much life left."
Somewhere: Send notification. Recipient: Blue. Content: "Hello Blue. Thought I'd let you know that I felt like paying you a visit. Why am I telling you this? Just in case wherever you are is as guarded as I assume it would be. Because, while it would be fun for me to go tearing through an army, something tells me that you'd rather not have me do that. So, let them know. Somehow. From Engie." Sending... Sent.
50/50 The Queen
13/25 Health Care Package
13/25 Health Care Package
[PG] The Queen HP: 250 / 250 | You Were Not Invited: III
The Queen appears! Also known as The Faceless Queen, the mother of Hugo, and ruler of the World After The End, she combines some of the gimmicks used by the previous bosses of the OFF boss rush, symbolized by the Add-Ons that follow her around.
Delta/Dedan - The Queen summons once every turn a Speech Bubble with 100 HP that takes the brunt of the attacks that are directed at her.
Sigma/Japhet - The Sigma Add-On heals The Queen 2 HP per turn. Sadly, Sigma is defective, and sometimes does not heal as a result.
Ipsilon/Enoch - The Meatshield is back! However, the Queen is the meatshield. She sponges all attacks directed at SBaHJ. She takes 2 HP of damage with every single attack per entity. Should you decide to attack her (which is a bad idea, given the situation we are in) you can only do 2 HP of damage to her per post, similar to the meatshield from Enoch.
The Queen herself attacks every three turns, giving her a higher damage output than others. But that's basically it. Oh, and once her HP is depleted, she returns to the world of OFF. I still need her for my sidequest (read: K4yne's RP sidequest).
> R. K.: Defense buffs me again.
> K4yne: I offense buff Serpent.
---
Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Alchemies
Fluorite Octet && The Holy Bible, New International Version = Jegus' Octet (Complete!)
Fluorite Octet && Polonium-210 = Isostope Octave (6/9)
Arcum Dei && Lassa Virus = Notch's Smiter (8/9)
Action
I do a performance of "Fixing Things to the Tune of Various Songs" aboard the UOSS (specifically its Bridge), with requests from various players.
AI Action
02: Alright, let's defend those two guys. That's what we're supposed to do, right?
04: Right.
02: I'll get on building a wall. Don't touch the keyboard.
03: How can we touch the keyboard if we're AIs and don't exist in the physical world?
04: Don't touch the controls, I mean.
> Construct a circular wall around around Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. They are made of a mixture of 20% reinforced steel, 15% titanium, 15% Telekill, 10% #Y0105W4Gite, 10% octet-making fluorite, 10% carbon nanotubes, 10% Ellorium, 5% Vesperium and 5% ███████ (it's a secret of the Cobalt Shade Corporation; I can't tell you what it is, but I add the secret ingredient to the mix anyway). This combination turns out to be one of the strongest in the world. (See, that's why we keep it a secret.)
Anti-Sky-Army
if the Sky Army interferes with anything this turn, I dump large amounts of sodium cyanide on them telekinetically. Just to be safe, I spray fluoroantimonic acid and ClF₃ at them as well.
Author's Note
I decided not to do the chaotically controlling one character part yet. It will happen in time.
Bender: I alchemize Plot Detector & the clothing alchemy I made last post. I then call my employer and say that his/her armor is ready. I then preview Carbon Nanogel & Iron Ingot and Carbon Nanogel || Iron Ingot (Nanogel in the form of an Iron Ingot, not the other way around).
Gutza: I go to where Bender was working and don the clothing alchemy he just created. I then activate the Tokamak, Plot Detector, and communication screens on my suit and head to Zone 4, where I rerun the shield-deploying program Bender ran last post on the Computercraft turtles there. I then head to the UOSS and start repairing the Bridge.
Hey, look at this! Everyone's using teal text. Damn it, I used it before it was cool!
Don't look at me, either! Dark Red text isn't cool yet!
Action 1/3
Magma Mortars: 3/10
Elemental Retribution: 37/50
Orbit Control: 13/50
I quietly stalk the battlefield, healing AG entities along the way if needed.
Finally, you go back to getting my Wine back... wait, why are your charges so low?
TB didn't let me post, you dummy, Oryx. Now shut up so I can concentrate on all three charges at once! Shadows Engineers are in short supply these days!
I dupe yet another Orb of Finale.
Hephaestus' Gate || (Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence) = Hemera's Gate (Level 10: 10/11)
Hermea's Thorn && Life Player Symbol && 9KG spike of purified Australium = The Goldenrod (Level 7: 6/8)
I whip out the freshly-duplicated Orb of Finale and use it to supercharge Lefty. However, I specifically empower it with the energies of repair. I proceed to use Lefty, in severed left arm mode, to do a super-repair of the UOSS Bridge (or the drone lines it if the bridge is fully repaired), swinging it and a tool around like mad, fixing even the slightest defect. This repair is so much repair that it generates fierce and fiery repair energies, which proceed to repair more of the area around me! The professional Atlas engineers I hired before (who are still a thing, but not an entity or anything) look on in awe at my supreme control over the fierce and powerful energies of repair!
I also raise another wall to the defense of SB&HJ, this time one of pure elemental Piano Key! Piano Key Element is known far-and-wide as the most defensively powerful of all the elements, surpassing such common choices as Metal and Earth! Just in case, I reinforce it by enchanting the whole thing with Protection 1009. And then play a piano next to it, which, obviously, empowers the wall.
STORYEDIT: The pesterlog is not canon. I still had to figure things out.
iTokomak: 6/8
==Actions==
Me: I try shooting some Crockercorp ships with my Nanomag Plasma Rifle and building more Nanogel Walls around SBaHJ. I also continue repairing the bridge of the UOSS and rerun the "Space Station Repair" program on my Computercraft turtles. I also download Pesterchum on my suit, change my chumhandle to
Bender: I download and register for Pesterchum. My chumhandle (not my employer's) is awesomeAutomaton (AA).
==Roleplay==
Me: As I am doing my stuff, the familiar sound of a new pesterchum message appears on one of my suit's computers.
-- ancientAdvisor [AA] began pestering affableTechnologist [AT] at 14:28 --
AA: Hello, engineer.
AT: What! Who are you? How did you find out my chumhandle? I just changed it! What do you want anyway?
AA: You have many questions, all will be answered in due time. For now, call me Nurturer. I have come to warn you of an event with dangerous consequences for this universe.
AT: Explain.
AA: As you may or may not know, the First Guardian of this universe, TwinBuilder, controls the Narrative from a parallel universe on a planet called "Earth". The government there is trying to counter an event known as the "Operation", where Richard deployed a computer virus that forced everybody in that universe who was interacting with ours into one single "server". However, now the police has arrested TwinBuilder and is preventing him from using the Narrative. You must go into his universe with your friends and free him, once you have defeated this "Glitch". That is all for now. Farewell.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
Battlefield: Buy a bodyguard or two for sweet bro and hella jeff
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-HMASBC HQ-
>Red: How would you defeat Project Binary?
You think you'll switch to speaking normally. Second person has many limitations.
Hmm... Counter propaganda... followed by strategic orbital strikes... followed by strategic ground strikes... followed by planetary EMP... followed by planetary annihilation.
Okay. Let's do this. Operator. Possibly borrow Piono's Faceless Eight, or just alchemize them a second time, and roll us up a portal, if you please. Ire. Plan B involves a Transportalizer and the coordinates to Twin's study as you know them. Godmodder. Plan C involves us just alchemizing the portal straight up. The code's 88888887. Let's bring this fight to him, because I'm sure as heck not letting it come to me. ... WHOOPS NEVERMIND TWIN CAN SOLVE HIS OWN PROBLEMS.
Meanwhile, let's get some stuff on the road. I toss in a few zillion planetpops around SBaHJ, then utilize the clockwork majyyks of the Land of Heat and Clockwork, or rather my HEATPOP OF ZILLYCLOCK to rewind UOSS systems to a more functional state. I also use DOUBLE MIDNIGHT and mow straight through the Elites after blinding them with the Sunsetter's light-based powers.
Wind Shadesucker and Light Rainsucker 8/9
Tumor Ticker 9/11
SHOOT THOSE POWERFUL BUT QUICK TO HEAT PLASMA GUNS AT THE CROCKER FLEET. AND THROW THE ONES THAT ARE
HE WONT BE GETTING ANY FARIES THIS TIME.
4/5:CHAOS
I START CHAOS MEDITATION. ITS MEDITATION WHILE SCREAMING GIBBERISH LATIN-GREEK-BULGARIAN-MONGOLRUSSIAN AND TELEPORTING ALL AROUND THE PLACE EXCEPT BEHIND THE DEFENSES THOSE 2 HOMESTUCK LOSERS HAVE. I'M ALSO STILL DOING THE PLASMA STUFF TELEKINETIC. NOT CARING FOR WHAT THE THINGS HIT.
Ah, Build arrested. If only he had listened to me. And by the way - it's not that I won't say my name for some secret reason.
I used to have a name. But now, I just have various titles...
It's a bit of a touchy subject.
Anyway, it looks like we'll need a Guardian to run the Narrative! I believe shortly the Terminal will say something like ERROR: GAME MASTER HAS LEFT THE REACH OF THE UPDATE TERMINAL. Well, I'll be ready.
*attempts to take control over narrative*
I smash a Minecraft Elite with Caledscratch. That reminds me, alchemy.
The Pigmen SHIELD Hella Jeff this time. Whoops.
I use my DOOMBRINGER, on healing mode, and (using my HALO SUIT) fly up to the UOSS, and heal it some.
After this, I click on Fseftr's link and- OHGOSH.
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 15/15
Ah, Build arrested. If only he had listened to me. And by the way - it's not that I won't say my name for some secret reason.
I used to have a name. But now, I just have various titles...
It's a bit of a touchy subject.
Anyway, it looks like we'll need a Guardian to run the Narrative! I believe shortly the Terminal will say something like ERROR: GAME MASTER HAS LEFT THE REACH OF THE UPDATE TERMINAL. Well, I'll be ready.
*attempts to take control over narrative*
I smash a Minecraft Elite with Caledscratch. That reminds me, alchemy.
Green Sun Bedsheets | | Caledscratch: 1/?
>>Oh, come off it. If anything TT2000 is the default. TT, BE READY.
/ALERTNULL
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
USB 53 >Rough = Gender Bender Blaster (1/?)
Painchimer 1/1 = The Silencer (7/11)
4/25 MOAR MBC-Parts
+2 to TT2000
I ring the painchimer at the Minecraft Elites, inflicting Fear and Burning! I also drink a potion of healing.
Inventory
iii: 50/50
iv: 47/50 +1 self
v: 24/50 +1 self
vi: 15/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(NTS, Count assists)
NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: Get the fight over and done with. Walk right up to the Prince and smack the Walugi out of him with a Holy Mackerel!
Leonstar1: (In response to Twin's Question on what my Light Santuary Buff did, It gave all the players +2 to their maximum health for 3 turns. It seems you cut that part of my post by mistake. Also, You missed the part where I used Scorpio Break on Erelye, Which is the buff Erelye was referring to when he transformed it into an attack (it makes the next target's action crit)
ANYWAY! I focus on restoring people's health. I roll the healing octet I alchemised a long time ago, targeting myself. Then I cast a healing spell on Erelye and Nimble, causing them to glow blue-gold faintly. I channel said healing spell through both the set of golden ribbons (ribbons created from a golden apple, very potent at conducting healing magic) and New Dawn to amplify it's effects.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 1/3
I duplicate 3 Holy Mackerel Betas.
Holy Mackerel Beta: 42
Aww man! I really want to interfere with the whole thing of twin being arrested, because that's sort of what the Author would do in the current situation, given that he's trying to keep tabs on everything as much as he can. I don't think twin's gonna let me though.
Levis Ignis ~~~ Loom
5/11 for Maleficis Est
4/11 for Mens Potentiam
9/11 for Traho
Hank descends to the battlefield with his rocket boots, then takes off his heat-resistant battle suit.
Never thought that would be useful.
Hank looks around.
gorilla. I should have stayed in orbit.
He turns to the two minecraft elites, shrugs, then unloads copious amounts of RPGs into them
The Mage circle, rather than attempting to undo the black hole, simply applies a reality clamp onto the area where the SBaHJ shielding is, anchoring every single piece of wall, shielding or otherwise into the here and now, their current positions, making all glitch artifacts completely unable to affect them. Unfortunately, the side effect is that in one terminal update (and due to being temporally locked, time-travel cannot be used on the subjects or the lock to accelerate this) all the shielding will be vaporized from the all force that was blocked from it being applied at once. Luckily, the jpeg brothers will get their shots off first.
The other reinforcement groups rush to the fifth challenge.
For a second, nobody knows what to do, then one of the minecraftians gets an idea, and launches himself up to the UOSS, barely dodging flames and pieces of debris... to place an exit teleporter.
The builder crews, other minecraftians, and new arrivals: the TF2 engineers, all portal up to the UOSS.
The builder crews immediately begin work on reconnecting the various pieces together, and getting power to all the different pieces, allowing the UOSS to use the power applied to it by crusher to be funneled into auto-healing rather than sitting sort of uselessly. It also does some small repairing to every component (small).
The Minecraftians, not being able to do anything besides raw hull repairs, do just that, healing up the bridge as much as they can.
The TF2 engineers get to work with their wrenches, smacking everything they can, setting up dispensers, and turning the entire thing into a repair-fest.
The mechas finally reach the UOSS with their boosters, and begins welding parts in place, namely, applying new thrusts to replace the old, broken ones.
Christmas on the Preston Cole:
Astria looks around the various monitors, before noticing that Kalare had, at some point in the walk to the archives room, gotten lost.
Deimos is pulling everything he can find he thinks is applicable on one of the monitors.
Or was. Him and Sanford are now arguing over whether or not its a good idea to pull everything up at once, or to start explaining from the basics.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Overworld: The shard pulls a drone from storage, which flash-steps into the bridge of the UOSS, pulling out a wrench and whacking random components because trust me, that's how fixing things is done, I know these things because I'm an engineer. Then, a grey cage of energy surrounds SBAHJ, the cage then being surrounded by a solid sphere resembling a giant orange.
{OKAY, SERIOUSLY?}
"WHAT? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN NOW?"
Dreamscape: "Wanna see a magic trick? Abracadabra! This Dark Emotion has disappeared!" I say in quick succession, blasting the Dark Emotion to pieces with Flamethrower. "Now, could one of you tank the Shard of Guilt for me? I have insane DPS but not much life left."
Somewhere: Send notification. Recipient: Blue. Content: "Hello Blue. Thought I'd let you know that I felt like paying you a visit. Why am I telling you this? Just in case wherever you are is as guarded as I assume it would be. Because, while it would be fun for me to go tearing through an army, something tells me that you'd rather not have me do that. So, let them know. Somehow. From Engie." Sending... Sent.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
13/25 Health Care Package
13/25 Health Care Package
[PG] The Queen HP: 250 / 250 | You Were Not Invited: III
The Queen appears! Also known as The Faceless Queen, the mother of Hugo, and ruler of the World After The End, she combines some of the gimmicks used by the previous bosses of the OFF boss rush, symbolized by the Add-Ons that follow her around.
Delta/Dedan - The Queen summons once every turn a Speech Bubble with 100 HP that takes the brunt of the attacks that are directed at her.
Sigma/Japhet - The Sigma Add-On heals The Queen 2 HP per turn. Sadly, Sigma is defective, and sometimes does not heal as a result.
Ipsilon/Enoch - The Meatshield is back! However, the Queen is the meatshield. She sponges all attacks directed at SBaHJ. She takes 2 HP of damage with every single attack per entity. Should you decide to attack her (which is a bad idea, given the situation we are in) you can only do 2 HP of damage to her per post, similar to the meatshield from Enoch.
The Queen herself attacks every three turns, giving her a higher damage output than others. But that's basically it. Oh, and once her HP is depleted, she returns to the world of OFF. I still need her for my sidequest (read: K4yne's RP sidequest).
> R. K.: Defense buffs me again.
> K4yne: I offense buff Serpent.
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Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Fluorite Octet && The Holy Bible, New International Version = Jegus' Octet (Complete!)
Fluorite Octet && Polonium-210 = Isostope Octave (6/9)
Arcum Dei && Lassa Virus = Notch's Smiter (8/9)
Action
I do a performance of "Fixing Things to the Tune of Various Songs" aboard the UOSS (specifically its Bridge), with requests from various players.
AI Action
02: Alright, let's defend those two guys. That's what we're supposed to do, right?
04: Right.
02: I'll get on building a wall. Don't touch the keyboard.
03: How can we touch the keyboard if we're AIs and don't exist in the physical world?
04: Don't touch the controls, I mean.
> Construct a circular wall around around Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. They are made of a mixture of 20% reinforced steel, 15% titanium, 15% Telekill, 10% #Y0105W4Gite, 10% octet-making fluorite, 10% carbon nanotubes, 10% Ellorium, 5% Vesperium and 5% ███████ (it's a secret of the Cobalt Shade Corporation; I can't tell you what it is, but I add the secret ingredient to the mix anyway). This combination turns out to be one of the strongest in the world. (See, that's why we keep it a secret.)
Anti-Sky-Army
if the Sky Army interferes with anything this turn, I dump large amounts of sodium cyanide on them telekinetically. Just to be safe, I spray fluoroantimonic acid and ClF₃ at them as well.
Author's Note
I decided not to do the chaotically controlling one character part yet. It will happen in time.
Plot Detector: 5/5 Complete!
Bender: I alchemize Plot Detector & the clothing alchemy I made last post. I then call my employer and say that his/her armor is ready. I then preview Carbon Nanogel & Iron Ingot and Carbon Nanogel || Iron Ingot (Nanogel in the form of an Iron Ingot, not the other way around).
Gutza: I go to where Bender was working and don the clothing alchemy he just created. I then activate the Tokamak, Plot Detector, and communication screens on my suit and head to Zone 4, where I rerun the shield-deploying program Bender ran last post on the Computercraft turtles there. I then head to the UOSS and start repairing the Bridge.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Don't look at me, either! Dark Red text isn't cool yet!
Action 1/3
Magma Mortars: 3/10
Elemental Retribution: 37/50
Orbit Control: 13/50
I quietly stalk the battlefield, healing AG entities along the way if needed.
Finally, you go back to getting my Wine back... wait, why are your charges so low?
TB didn't let me post, you dummy, Oryx. Now shut up so I can concentrate on all three charges at once! Shadows Engineers are in short supply these days!
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Last Drink:
Barrel 1:Teal Dye
Barrels 2-5:Liquid Repair
Barrel 6: Camel Blood
I fire the Last Drink at the Thurster Mounts.
Sweet Tooth Complete!
Ender's Portaltop Complete!
Ender's Portal Gun ~~~ Loom
[url=http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-glitch?page=826]The Allnighter && Twinbuiler's Hoodie
The Manipuleightir N Scratcher
0bsidian Fortress 1/10
Repair Droid 1/10
Medidroid 1/10
I dupe yet another Orb of Finale.
Hephaestus' Gate || (Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence) = Hemera's Gate (Level 10: 10/11)
Hermea's Thorn && Life Player Symbol && 9KG spike of purified Australium = The Goldenrod (Level 7: 6/8)
I whip out the freshly-duplicated Orb of Finale and use it to supercharge Lefty. However, I specifically empower it with the energies of repair. I proceed to use Lefty, in severed left arm mode, to do a super-repair of the UOSS Bridge (or the drone lines it if the bridge is fully repaired), swinging it and a tool around like mad, fixing even the slightest defect. This repair is so much repair that it generates fierce and fiery repair energies, which proceed to repair more of the area around me! The professional Atlas engineers I hired before (who are still a thing, but not an entity or anything) look on in awe at my supreme control over the fierce and powerful energies of repair!
I also raise another wall to the defense of SB&HJ, this time one of pure elemental Piano Key! Piano Key Element is known far-and-wide as the most defensively powerful of all the elements, surpassing such common choices as Metal and Earth! Just in case, I reinforce it by enchanting the whole thing with Protection 1009. And then play a piano next to it, which, obviously, empowers the wall.
STORYEDIT: The pesterlog is not canon. I still had to figure things out.
iTokomak: 6/8
==Actions==
Me: I try shooting some Crockercorp ships with my Nanomag Plasma Rifle and building more Nanogel Walls around SBaHJ. I also continue repairing the bridge of the UOSS and rerun the "Space Station Repair" program on my Computercraft turtles. I also download Pesterchum on my suit, change my chumhandle to
Bender: I download and register for Pesterchum. My chumhandle (not my employer's) is awesomeAutomaton (AA).
==Roleplay==
Me: As I am doing my stuff, the familiar sound of a new pesterchum message appears on one of my suit's computers.
AA: Hello, engineer.
AT: What! Who are you? How did you find out my chumhandle? I just changed it! What do you want anyway?
AA: You have many questions, all will be answered in due time. For now, call me Nurturer. I have come to warn you of an event with dangerous consequences for this universe.
AT: Explain.
AA: As you may or may not know, the First Guardian of this universe, TwinBuilder, controls the Narrative from a parallel universe on a planet called "Earth". The government there is trying to counter an event known as the "Operation", where Richard deployed a computer virus that forced everybody in that universe who was interacting with ours into one single "server". However, now the police has arrested TwinBuilder and is preventing him from using the Narrative. You must go into his universe with your friends and free him, once you have defeated this "Glitch". That is all for now. Farewell.
AT: Wait! Don't Leave!
-- ancientAdvisor [AA] ceased pestering affableTechnologist [AT] --
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Midna: I get metal look-alikes of SBaHJ and place it around them as a shield and a distraction!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=CHARGE=
-39 / 50- Table's End
-6 / 10- Emergency Cura
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly run up to SBaHJ and construct additional pylons, in the shape of a shield, thus creating a PYLON BARRIER.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
Battlefield: Buy a bodyguard or two for sweet bro and hella jeff
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-HMASBC HQ-
>Red: How would you defeat Project Binary?
You think you'll switch to speaking normally. Second person has many limitations.
Hmm... Counter propaganda... followed by strategic orbital strikes... followed by strategic ground strikes... followed by planetary EMP... followed by planetary annihilation.
-Blue's Estate-
-Medical Wing-
Alright.
Whenever you're ready.
Meanwhile, let's get some stuff on the road. I toss in a few zillion planetpops around SBaHJ, then utilize the clockwork majyyks of the Land of Heat and Clockwork, or rather my HEATPOP OF ZILLYCLOCK to rewind UOSS systems to a more functional state. I also use DOUBLE MIDNIGHT and mow straight through the Elites after blinding them with the Sunsetter's light-based powers.
Wind Shadesucker and Light Rainsucker 8/9
Tumor Ticker 9/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
HE WONT BE GETTING ANY FARIES THIS TIME.
4/5:CHAOS
I START CHAOS MEDITATION. ITS MEDITATION WHILE SCREAMING GIBBERISH LATIN-GREEK-BULGARIAN-MONGOLRUSSIAN AND TELEPORTING ALL AROUND THE PLACE EXCEPT BEHIND THE DEFENSES THOSE 2 HOMESTUCK LOSERS HAVE. I'M ALSO STILL DOING THE PLASMA STUFF TELEKINETIC. NOT CARING FOR WHAT THE THINGS HIT.
Painchimer 1/1 = The Silencer (8/11)
5/25 MOAR MBC-Parts
+2 to TT2000
I challenge a Elite to a 1v1 but play dirty by surrounding the arena with battle bots which i call once the fight starts!
Inventory
I used to have a name. But now, I just have various titles...
It's a bit of a touchy subject.
Anyway, it looks like we'll need a Guardian to run the Narrative! I believe shortly the Terminal will say something like ERROR: GAME MASTER HAS LEFT THE REACH OF THE UPDATE TERMINAL. Well, I'll be ready.
*attempts to take control over narrative*
I smash a Minecraft Elite with Caledscratch. That reminds me, alchemy.
Green Sun Bedsheets | | Caledscratch: 1/?
Oh no
Meme Dream Team XD 31/50
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 31/50
Element's ender && Doom Bullet = Doomender 8/9
NEW Glitched Modpack Files && Caledfwlch = Caledpack 3/12
The Pigmen SHIELD Hella Jeff this time. Whoops.
I use my DOOMBRINGER, on healing mode, and (using my HALO SUIT) fly up to the UOSS, and heal it some.
After this, I click on Fseftr's link and- OHGOSH.
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 15/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
>>Oh, come off it. If anything TT2000 is the default. TT, BE READY.
/ALERTNULL
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!