My Action: I attempt to divert more power to the UOSS repairs, but then realize that the ship is already using all available power. I then manually wire a cluster of batteries into the UOSS power banks, and Tim Taylor Technology repairs the ship faster.
SCP Foundation Action: The other Minecraft Elite is abducted. However, they realize they have no more tests planned for him, so they launch him into space and have him re-enter the atmosphere without a heatshield.
PS: Would the UOSS still have been used as part of the plot if I had not returned?
WHY. WOULD. YOU. EVEN.
(Im gonna roll with this now. It is now a canon happening you have caused.)
/null
Clicky twice reverts.
/null.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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Oh, dear. This is not good. Well, at the very least, it will be very difficult for the Operation to apprehend me, as I currently exist in a separate universe from the rest of the players. Good luck capturing and imprisoning me.
@HEX: You are assuming I do not use all the runic networks already. That is an incorrect statement. I use ALL of them. Alas, golems are far more effective than Seals, so I use them more often. Well, used them more often, until I abruptly switched. The one problem with things involving Alchemical Thaumaturgy is that they NO LONGER EXIST. Arcane Seals are a thing of the past.
I take rubbings of the inscriptions on the Crimson Monolith, and cross-reference them with every one of the seventeen hundred books on languages and writing systems in Grayhold. Obviously, this shall prove fruitless. Therefore, I also check the mass of samples and collections of Crimson Cult activity I have been gathering for the past two months.
I levitate up to the UOSS. I telekinetically realign the broken bits of the Bridge, repairing it. Then, I teleport over to Grayhold, and play a haunting refrain on the Organ Grinder. Afterwards, I proceed to summon a large mass of horrific tentacles fused with bloodstained human body parts, dripping with Nightmare Fuel, to defend SBaHJ.
Question: Did I ever get whatever the Nether Compass was pointing at? If so, what was it? If not, where am I in that regard?
You enter the aforementioned room, and peer about. Within lies your Refugilair in a secluded corner. First and foremost, a compact wand recharge/nodal power station charging a large fraction of the objects in the room. Next to that is an outlet where your laptop usually goes, right next to a bookshelf filled to the brim with both modern and antiquated books, and a locked saxophone case. You carefully plug your laptop in, and stand in the room, looking at the Hazel Wand, lying on the vis injection device. It briefly flickers an odd green light, becoming a silhouette to deep space. The Other Gods wish for you to slay with this weapon, as you have done countless times before, and They usually get Their way.
You turn, and exit the room, heading for the outside. You make it to the surface of Lopat, and stride off in a random direction, feeling the stinging cold as it bites into you metaphorically. You ponder what you have done with your life.
Was it worth it?
Have you made the right choices?
It does not matter much anymore. What has occurred has occurred many times in Paradox Space, and will continue to for the rest of eternity, long after you have been dead and gone for millennia uncounted. You do not matter. You stride to a pool of water, shimmering in the pale light of the Skaian nighttime. In the reflection, you merely see a very tired and pale elf with messy hair and glasses. You take a deep breath, and continue to wander, noting the cold. Off in the distance, you can only see more trees, with the occasional bookcase embedded within. This is pointless. You head back to the meteor, blocking out the whispers of The Wand as you enter your room. You glance at the lavish bookshelf for a few seconds, before grabbing a random book, somewhat large, and quite new-looking. You then exit your room, and head to the common one.
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Edit- Huh... thing is... Is Twin actually against the counter operation? He did interact much directly. Also, I think the only member of the invasion I've actually attacked is Bill, so maybe I can still argue my rights. But here Twin, A quick Google search found these two gems:
Amendment 5: "In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed."
Amendment 8: "Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted."
Also, remember the whole thing about they cannot force you to self incriminate. (Well, technically they can...)
@Nimble: Move in a erratic manner to confuse the Prince and fire off pricks of Glitch power at him.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@fseftr: Did you think I'd forget about her? I trust everyone here who saved me through all this. Except maybe Engie. I'm still not sure about him. But still, I owe her. Its the least I can do.
@NetPatham: Yeah, except whenever I put it in the editor deletes it.
HarvesteR upgrades the final kerbal. The Manisfestation of Engie deals a boosted 17 damage to the Will Stone. The Void Portal does nothing, And Mori deals 8 damage to the Will stone. Yako and Zenko deal a combined 20 damage to the Will stone, leaving it very fragile. Wilson finishes it and breaks it into shards. Consider your strengths Laiko! Don't dwell on weaknesses! Consider your strength of will! You managed to resist and even contain the power of Binary!Sure, we don't really know who that is. But its cool none the less right? Breaking this last stone weakens the Shard again and damages its minion. If you want to eliminate the last amount of damage resistance, you need to heal Laiko. The Shard of Guild focuses for a moment, and small shards of ice rain from the ceiling, dealing 4 COL damage to all allies and causing a blizzard. Use FIR or NAT attacks to dispel it faster. The Dark Emotion deals 10 SHA damage to the Manifestation of Engie.
Allied Line (Currently under a blizzard, 4 COL damage per turn, 5 turns left. Using FIR/NAT attacks reduces time left):
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 24/60 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 5 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 10/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 2 (Engie_Ninja's... duh) Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 74.5% integrity - Action: 3 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[6 ENE damage, 5 COL and blind target, 2 COL AOE], Accuracy for single target attacks from and at Portal are at -30% accuracy 1 turn left or until hit by FIR/NAT) When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%.
[NAT] Mori: 27/30 HP - Action: 4 (Red's) Base damage: 10. Can heal for 8.
[LIGHT] Zenko: 41/70 HP - Action: 5
[SHA] Yako: 47/70 - Action: 6
[NEU] Wilson 18/40 HP
Enemy:
[COL] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP - Action: 6 (20% damage resistance, taken 5 damage)
[SHA] Dark Emotion: 13/50 HP - Action: 7 (any healing done on this target is doubled and applied as damage, damages Wilson each turn)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x1) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O | R
Current bonus potions: 5 (+2) Better get ready for Christmas... Paper && Rose Red && Cactus Green || Sparkly Bow = ??? 1/? That will hopefully give wrapping paper.
Kick the spaceship until it starts working again! That NEVER fails! Also, large pillars of earth shoot up as shields for SBAHJ.
25/25 MBC-parts. (+4 from TT2000)
3/25 MOAR MBC-Parts (+2 from TT2000)
+2 to TT2000
I appearify the MBC-Parts needed to complete the MBC... only to find that the other parts were destroyed! In a fit of rage i knock out several Elites! I suppose i just need to appearify even more of them now...
MBC-Parts: HPs: 60.000/60.000
*>>ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE SHENANIGANS! See, I coded the Mirror client myself, and I left a few things around. Sadly, Binary cannot get at them, because they aren't actually coded.
*>>mirror::do override; *objects shift in a pocket dimension...*
==The IDMG Scrying Pool/Mirror Central Routing Area==
{{Superuser Override Detected. Welcome, HEX. It is sad to see that times are this desperate.}}
*a long stream of gibberish scrolls across the screen for one instant, or it would if HEX was stupid enough for that. He's not, so it runs in negative pixel space.*
*somewhere that isn't where Binary can currently see, a small flash occurs...Magic travels through space and into a certain room.*
==Earth==
E>>Sorry to unleash back doors, but I'm afraid this is what we call an emergency. Only you can hear me, right now... Blink once if you understand.
E>>Binary has gone way too far. He's broken the Code. He's broken several laws as well. Oh, and did I mention that mass manipulation is on the IDMG blacklist? Even individual manipulation is frowned upon, but, seriously, he's broken sections 1, 5, 32, 54, 67, 89, 99, 109, 135, 413, and 901 of the IDMG Code of Thaumic Law. I am going to attempt to take him down, the hard way.
E>> getU(current).*@run::override.mxe
E>> massrun::antimindvirus.mxe
E>> massrun::rerouting.mxe
E>> trace(rerouting.mxe(output))@run::potato.mxe
((What HEX-on-Earth is attempting to do: Override the computers, at least for a few seconds (Binary cannot be everywhere at once, I hope), break people out of the mental manipulation, then find Binary's location from the routers he just accessed (by tracing missing packets (by energy fluctuations)), then replace Binary's hard drive with a potato. And, yes, HEX coded the Mirror client. The IDMG just used scrying before he updated the system.))
*>>Oh, by the way, before I forget, Netpatham is hanging around here, being Co-GM of the universe and whatnot. So, etc. And if Binary finds his way over there, he will get retconned out.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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=TURN ONE=
>Geez, things went down.
>How much do I need to pay to get Twin out of prison, anyway?
=CHARGE=
-38 / 50- Table's End
-5 / 10- Emergency Cura
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly fire THE MATERIAL PLANE at the UOSS's Thruster Mounts.
The item that I shoot is tiny, flying nanobots that are armed with repairing tools.
Do you think it'd be that easy?
I put quite a bit of R&D into this little joke of mine.
I also have no intention of sharing it.
Maybe I can sell access...
Anyways.
I doubt any of the counter operation.
Excpet maybe Bill.
Could get past the gauntlet that is the planet I am on.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
Battlefield: Build sweet bro and hella jeff a citadel.
Orbital Weapons: Mini BA and Mini IC elites
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-HMASBC HQ-
You await the voices to ask you to give insight on something abut yourself.
Well, voices, what about? If you want to know something about Red, here's your chance. Just go >Red: Give us insight on ___
(I will keep posting this until someone responds)
-Dreamscape-
That's... that's not what I meant... Eh... forget it...
Once again... I'll bring you there once this is over...
My guess is, no bail allowed, as we're all apparently terrorists.
==Headquarters of the IDMG==
>>We have a problem. And by problem, I mean omniverse-eating problem.
"I take it you've determined a plan?"
>>Yes. But we won't like it. I don't like it, and I came up with it. We need to perform a mass-effect spell over an alternate-universe Earth, and make it permanent.
*in unison* "WHAT?!?!?!"
>>Yes. This goes against the entire Code. But the thing is, the thing we're using this against? Wants ALL of us subjugated. Extremely subjugated. Or dead, I think it might settle for dead.
"That bad? Council, Aye or Nay. This vote will require no less than 100% approval or abstain. One dissenting vote will veto. Begin."
*several tense minutes pass as votes are collected...*
"Total: Aye 12. Abstain 52. Nay...0."
Preparations begin...
==Netpatham's Update Terminal==
Gah, I don't CARE. I'm hurrying up the preparations, because this is important and might save my own neck.
==Everyone-vs-Everybody-verse==
*BY FIAT, THE PREPARATIONS FINISH EXTREMELY QUICKLY*
>>Oh for crying out loud.
>>They only take this turn.
HEX, this needs to be done now, they have TwinBuilder.
>>I cannot neglect my duties here. I build a 50-meter thick stone dome over SBaHJ.
<<>HEX<>>All right, government, you're trampling on your own citizenry's rights? You've gone too far. I no longer feel any particular need to abstain from harming you, but sadly, it is still expedient to the cause of, oh, I don't know SAVING THE OMNIVERSE, WHICH BINARY AND BILL HAVE SO KINDLY ATTEMPTED TO DESTROY FOR US!!!!!
<<>HEX<>>CAN YOU NOT SEE THIS!!! THEY WANT YOU UNDER THEIR HEELS!!!!! THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU! GLaDOS THINKS OF ALL HUMANS AS DISPOSABLE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!! BINARY CASUALLY BENDS YOUR MINDS AROUND HIS PINKY FINGER!!!!! BILL IS...I DON'T EVEN KNOW!!! BUT NONE, NONE, NONE OF THEM ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE HUMANS THEY ARE ALLEGEDLY WORKING WITH! THEY WANT TO RULE THE WORLD, NOT SAVE IT!!!!!!!
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I scratch this Alchemy and just duplicate an Orb of Finale.
Hephaestus' Gate || (Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence) = Hemera's Gate (Level 10: 8/11)
Hermea's Thorn && Life Player Symbol && 9GK spike of purified Australium = The Goldenrod (Level 7: 4/8)
Welcome back Flare! I give Flare a HIGH-FIVE despite not knowing him at all!
I plant a load of ridiculously huge and hyper-ultra-super-diamond-reinforced stereo systems around SB&HJ, which blast out waves sound for added damage resistance!
Then, I summon a legion of Atlas Engineers that were out of a job since Atlas'es collapse with good wage and some Eridium I had lying around to help repair the UOSS Bridge.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Objectively this Arrival has shown every sign of corruption possible and I am rather certain it is complete hyperbole to say that we are enemies of the world. We are enemies of every country or land that has computers. This is just another freaking example of our first world priveleges blah blah soapboxing.
/null
Objectively this Arrival has shown every sign of corruption possible and I am rather certain it is complete hyperbole to say that we are enemies of the world. We are enemies of every country or land that has computers. This is just another freaking example of our first world priveleges blah blah soapboxing.
Actually, Binary is the enemy of the world. He wants t take it over, remember?
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I dupe another Orb of Finale.
Hephaestus' Gate || (Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence) = Hemera's Gate (Level 10: 9/11)
Hermea's Thorn && Life Player Symbol && 9GK spike of purified Australium = The Goldenrod (Level 7: 5/8)
I recall that I looked at the website. Great, not another round as a girl!...At least it's a regular girl and not...No, not specifying for the good of existence. Trust me, it must not be said. Even B1nary wouldn't go that far.
I spawn in thousands upon thousands of bosses of all varieties, mostly the kind that require at least 9 people wailing on them to even have a remote chance at dying. They all have ridiculous qualities, mostly in a defensive nature, and would qualify as That One Boss in any situation ever. I then force them to build a human(?) wall around SB&HJ on pain of revealing the time I took pictures of their High School reunion. I then grant them all (possibly additional) Protection 999 Diamond Armor, just in case.
I use Grand Entrance, but get the warriors I summon as part of that move to use their skills to repair the UOSS Bridge instead of damaging it. If that isn't possible, I turn them against the Elites instead and animate loads of tools to fix the UOSS Bridge.
Alchemies
Fluorite Octet && The Holy Bible, New International Version = Jegus' Octet (8/9)
Fluorite Octet && Polonium-210 = Isostope Octave (5/9) (Fixed the name.)
Arcum Dei && Lassa Virus = Notch's Smiter (7/9)
Action
I boot up my four AIs. Since you said they couldn't be brainwashed, they are normal and have not been hacked by B1nary. Just to be sure, I check if they have been hacked by asking them about Mojang. If I determine they haven't been brainwashed, I open a connection to my virus testing laptop (account name CobaltVirustester) and allow them to fight against the Glitch on that account.
I create a wall of text around Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff using the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody, 500 Chuck Norris facts, the entirety of Green Eggs and Ham with every instance of "the" replaced with "teh", a message from a conspiracy theorist claiming the Conclave is the Illuminati because a trollpasta claimed Bill Cipher was associated with the Illuminati and mentioned an AI and Minecraft, the word "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" repeated five thousand times, the code of the LOVELETTER worm, a 17,400 word essay on George W. Bush's presidency, the contents of every page in Wikipedia that has a vowel sound in its title as of March 12, 2013, pi to 5,900,000,000,000 digits, the entire text of the Gutenberg Bible repeated 15,900,000,000,000,000 times, and finally the letter G once. The wall of text will take one hit for them.
AI Action
Alright, how about you help fix that ship up there?
01: How are we supposed to get up there?
03: I don't know.
04: I have an idea. How about we teleport up there and- you know what, I'm just going to do it.
> Teleport up to that ship up there and fix as much as possible armed with a wrench and Unit 04's engineering ability, which is better than most professional engineers 'cause he's an AI and stuff.
Anti-Sky-Army
if the Sky Army interferes with anything this turn, I roll Bonzo's Octet at them, then spray them even more with Chemocide. I really want Notch's Smiter, but that'll happen next turn.
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15/30 Tanker A1
My Action: I attempt to divert more power to the UOSS repairs, but then realize that the ship is already using all available power. I then manually wire a cluster of batteries into the UOSS power banks, and Tim Taylor Technology repairs the ship faster.
SCP Foundation Action: The other Minecraft Elite is abducted. However, they realize they have no more tests planned for him, so they launch him into space and have him re-enter the atmosphere without a heatshield.
PS: Would the UOSS still have been used as part of the plot if I had not returned?
Clicky twice reverts.
/null.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
@HEX: You are assuming I do not use all the runic networks already. That is an incorrect statement. I use ALL of them. Alas, golems are far more effective than Seals, so I use them more often. Well, used them more often, until I abruptly switched. The one problem with things involving Alchemical Thaumaturgy is that they NO LONGER EXIST. Arcane Seals are a thing of the past.
I take rubbings of the inscriptions on the Crimson Monolith, and cross-reference them with every one of the seventeen hundred books on languages and writing systems in Grayhold. Obviously, this shall prove fruitless. Therefore, I also check the mass of samples and collections of Crimson Cult activity I have been gathering for the past two months.
I levitate up to the UOSS. I telekinetically realign the broken bits of the Bridge, repairing it. Then, I teleport over to Grayhold, and play a haunting refrain on the Organ Grinder. Afterwards, I proceed to summon a large mass of horrific tentacles fused with bloodstained human body parts, dripping with Nightmare Fuel, to defend SBaHJ.
Question: Did I ever get whatever the Nether Compass was pointing at? If so, what was it? If not, where am I in that regard?
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You enter the aforementioned room, and peer about. Within lies your Refugilair in a secluded corner. First and foremost, a compact wand recharge/nodal power station charging a large fraction of the objects in the room. Next to that is an outlet where your laptop usually goes, right next to a bookshelf filled to the brim with both modern and antiquated books, and a locked saxophone case. You carefully plug your laptop in, and stand in the room, looking at the Hazel Wand, lying on the vis injection device. It briefly flickers an odd green light, becoming a silhouette to deep space. The Other Gods wish for you to slay with this weapon, as you have done countless times before, and They usually get Their way.
You turn, and exit the room, heading for the outside. You make it to the surface of Lopat, and stride off in a random direction, feeling the stinging cold as it bites into you metaphorically. You ponder what you have done with your life.
Was it worth it?
Have you made the right choices?
It does not matter much anymore. What has occurred has occurred many times in Paradox Space, and will continue to for the rest of eternity, long after you have been dead and gone for millennia uncounted. You do not matter. You stride to a pool of water, shimmering in the pale light of the Skaian nighttime. In the reflection, you merely see a very tired and pale elf with messy hair and glasses. You take a deep breath, and continue to wander, noting the cold. Off in the distance, you can only see more trees, with the occasional bookcase embedded within. This is pointless. You head back to the meteor, blocking out the whispers of The Wand as you enter your room. You glance at the lavish bookshelf for a few seconds, before grabbing a random book, somewhat large, and quite new-looking. You then exit your room, and head to the common one.
Uh... Not really in a position to do that!
WH0 ARE Y0U TALK1NG T0?
NO ONE
(i'll try to anyway. also, no post tomorrow, for obvious reasons)
Amendment 5: "In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed."
Amendment 8: "Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted."
Also, remember the whole thing about they cannot force you to self incriminate. (Well, technically they can...)
@Nimble: Move in a erratic manner to confuse the Prince and fire off pricks of Glitch power at him.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@fseftr: Did you think I'd forget about her? I trust everyone here who saved me through all this. Except maybe Engie. I'm still not sure about him. But still, I owe her. Its the least I can do.
@NetPatham: Yeah, except whenever I put it in the editor deletes it.
To Do: 1: Heal Wilson, 2: Protect Zenko/Yako, 3: Play the IRM thing
IRM event link:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hrhx9c98vb1m3qo/IRM event 2.zip
HarvesteR upgrades the final kerbal. The Manisfestation of Engie deals a boosted 17 damage to the Will Stone. The Void Portal does nothing, And Mori deals 8 damage to the Will stone. Yako and Zenko deal a combined 20 damage to the Will stone, leaving it very fragile. Wilson finishes it and breaks it into shards. Consider your strengths Laiko! Don't dwell on weaknesses! Consider your strength of will! You managed to resist and even contain the power of Binary! Sure, we don't really know who that is. But its cool none the less right? Breaking this last stone weakens the Shard again and damages its minion. If you want to eliminate the last amount of damage resistance, you need to heal Laiko. The Shard of Guild focuses for a moment, and small shards of ice rain from the ceiling, dealing 4 COL damage to all allies and causing a blizzard. Use FIR or NAT attacks to dispel it faster. The Dark Emotion deals 10 SHA damage to the Manifestation of Engie.
Allied Line (Currently under a blizzard, 4 COL damage per turn, 5 turns left. Using FIR/NAT attacks reduces time left):
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 24/60 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 5 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 10/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 2 (Engie_Ninja's... duh)
Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 74.5% integrity - Action: 3 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[6 ENE damage, 5 COL and blind target, 2 COL AOE], Accuracy for single target attacks from and at Portal are at -30% accuracy 1 turn left or until hit by FIR/NAT)
When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%.
[NAT] Mori: 27/30 HP - Action: 4 (Red's)
Base damage: 10. Can heal for 8.
[LIGHT] Zenko: 41/70 HP - Action: 5
[SHA] Yako: 47/70 - Action: 6
[NEU] Wilson 18/40 HP
Enemy:
[COL] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP - Action: 6 (20% damage resistance, taken 5 damage)
[SHA] Dark Emotion: 13/50 HP - Action: 7 (any healing done on this target is doubled and applied as damage, damages Wilson each turn)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x1) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O |
R
Current bonus potions: 5 (+2) Better get ready for Christmas... Paper && Rose Red && Cactus Green || Sparkly Bow = ??? 1/? That will hopefully give wrapping paper.
Kick the spaceship until it starts working again! That NEVER fails! Also, large pillars of earth shoot up as shields for SBAHJ.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
25/25 MBC-parts. (+4 from TT2000)
3/25 MOAR MBC-Parts (+2 from TT2000)
+2 to TT2000
I appearify the MBC-Parts needed to complete the MBC... only to find that the other parts were destroyed! In a fit of rage i knock out several Elites! I suppose i just need to appearify even more of them now...
MBC-Parts: HPs: 60.000/60.000
Inventory
*>>mirror::do override; *objects shift in a pocket dimension...*
==The IDMG Scrying Pool/Mirror Central Routing Area==
{{Superuser Override Detected. Welcome, HEX. It is sad to see that times are this desperate.}}
run::HEX.mxe(getU(target:{Build &| TwinBuilder})updateterminal);
*a long stream of gibberish scrolls across the screen for one instant, or it would if HEX was stupid enough for that. He's not, so it runs in negative pixel space.*
*somewhere that isn't where Binary can currently see, a small flash occurs...Magic travels through space and into a certain room.*
==Earth==
E>>Sorry to unleash back doors, but I'm afraid this is what we call an emergency. Only you can hear me, right now... Blink once if you understand.
E>>Binary has gone way too far. He's broken the Code. He's broken several laws as well. Oh, and did I mention that mass manipulation is on the IDMG blacklist? Even individual manipulation is frowned upon, but, seriously, he's broken sections 1, 5, 32, 54, 67, 89, 99, 109, 135, 413, and 901 of the IDMG Code of Thaumic Law. I am going to attempt to take him down, the hard way.
E>> getU(current).*@run::override.mxe
E>> massrun::antimindvirus.mxe
E>> massrun::rerouting.mxe
E>> trace(rerouting.mxe(output))@run::potato.mxe
((What HEX-on-Earth is attempting to do: Override the computers, at least for a few seconds (Binary cannot be everywhere at once, I hope), break people out of the mental manipulation, then find Binary's location from the routers he just accessed (by tracing missing packets (by energy fluctuations)), then replace Binary's hard drive with a potato. And, yes, HEX coded the Mirror client. The IDMG just used scrying before he updated the system.))
*>>Oh, by the way, before I forget, Netpatham is hanging around here, being Co-GM of the universe and whatnot. So, etc. And if Binary finds his way over there, he will get retconned out.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
All charges progress.
I warp to the falling spaceship thing and start making repairs to the engines, in the hope that enabling them will allow it to pull up early!
I look at my new Volcano Fragment with a puzzled expression, then consider what to do with it...
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
>Geez, things went down.
>How much do I need to pay to get Twin out of prison, anyway?
=CHARGE=
-38 / 50- Table's End
-5 / 10- Emergency Cura
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly fire THE MATERIAL PLANE at the UOSS's Thruster Mounts.
The item that I shoot is tiny, flying nanobots that are armed with repairing tools.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Do you think it'd be that easy?
I put quite a bit of R&D into this little joke of mine.
I also have no intention of sharing it.
Maybe I can sell access...
Anyways.
I doubt any of the counter operation.
Excpet maybe Bill.
Could get past the gauntlet that is the planet I am on.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
Battlefield: Build sweet bro and hella jeff a citadel.
Orbital Weapons: Mini BA and Mini IC elites
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-HMASBC HQ-
You await the voices to ask you to give insight on something abut yourself.
Well, voices, what about? If you want to know something about Red, here's your chance. Just go >Red: Give us insight on ___
(I will keep posting this until someone responds)
-Dreamscape-
That's... that's not what I meant... Eh... forget it...
Once again... I'll bring you there once this is over...
I put the ma8teaar gunsdaad ainsdd mayy bdsad
That was weird. So I need to speak in teal? This hurts my brain. I think I chipped my tooth. If only I had some way of getting good dental service...
Anyways, I start charging some stuff in the background.
1/?
Alchemy: I stick an apple on SCP-914 on very fine.
I stick some glue in the Slimeinator and fire it on the UOSS.
What? Just saying.
/null
==Headquarters of the IDMG==
>>We have a problem. And by problem, I mean omniverse-eating problem.
"I take it you've determined a plan?"
>>Yes. But we won't like it. I don't like it, and I came up with it. We need to perform a mass-effect spell over an alternate-universe Earth, and make it permanent.
*in unison* "WHAT?!?!?!"
>>Yes. This goes against the entire Code. But the thing is, the thing we're using this against? Wants ALL of us subjugated. Extremely subjugated. Or dead, I think it might settle for dead.
"That bad? Council, Aye or Nay. This vote will require no less than 100% approval or abstain. One dissenting vote will veto. Begin."
*several tense minutes pass as votes are collected...*
"Total: Aye 12. Abstain 52. Nay...0."
Preparations begin...
==Netpatham's Update Terminal==
Gah, I don't CARE. I'm hurrying up the preparations, because this is important and might save my own neck.
==Everyone-vs-Everybody-verse==
*BY FIAT, THE PREPARATIONS FINISH EXTREMELY QUICKLY*
>>Oh for crying out loud.
>>They only take this turn.
HEX, this needs to be done now, they have TwinBuilder.
>>I KNOW that, that's why I sent a copy.
One step ahead, eh?
>>Well, you make my actions, you tell me.
I am so confused right now.
>>Stop being confused. Got it?
Okay, got it.
>>Now.
]>>CAST SUBROUTINE ACTIVE::MANIPULATION:MASS-EFFECT, MULTIVERSE-TRAVEL, FIXED
]>>CASTING SPELL...???
==Minecraftia==
>>I cannot neglect my duties here. I build a 50-meter thick stone dome over SBaHJ.
<<>HEX<>>All right, government, you're trampling on your own citizenry's rights? You've gone too far. I no longer feel any particular need to abstain from harming you, but sadly, it is still expedient to the cause of, oh, I don't know SAVING THE OMNIVERSE, WHICH BINARY AND BILL HAVE SO KINDLY ATTEMPTED TO DESTROY FOR US!!!!!
<<>HEX<>>CAN YOU NOT SEE THIS!!! THEY WANT YOU UNDER THEIR HEELS!!!!! THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU! GLaDOS THINKS OF ALL HUMANS AS DISPOSABLE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!! BINARY CASUALLY BENDS YOUR MINDS AROUND HIS PINKY FINGER!!!!! BILL IS...I DON'T EVEN KNOW!!! BUT NONE, NONE, NONE OF THEM ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE HUMANS THEY ARE ALLEGEDLY WORKING WITH! THEY WANT TO RULE THE WORLD, NOT SAVE IT!!!!!!!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I scratch this Alchemy and just duplicate an Orb of Finale.
Hephaestus' Gate || (Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence) = Hemera's Gate (Level 10: 8/11)
Hermea's Thorn && Life Player Symbol && 9GK spike of purified Australium = The Goldenrod (Level 7: 4/8)
Welcome back Flare! I give Flare a HIGH-FIVE despite not knowing him at all!
I plant a load of ridiculously huge and hyper-ultra-super-diamond-reinforced stereo systems around SB&HJ, which blast out waves sound for added damage resistance!
Then, I summon a legion of Atlas Engineers that were out of a job since Atlas'es collapse with good wage and some Eridium I had lying around to help repair the UOSS Bridge.
/nullishpost
Also if you sold access to that, and made it reversible, you'd make a fortune. I'm sure there are people out there who'd buy.
/ohnowhatdidIjustunleashontheworldnow
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/null
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Actually, Binary is the enemy of the world. He wants t take it over, remember?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I dupe another Orb of Finale.
Hephaestus' Gate || (Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence) = Hemera's Gate (Level 10: 9/11)
Hermea's Thorn && Life Player Symbol && 9GK spike of purified Australium = The Goldenrod (Level 7: 5/8)
I recall that I looked at the website. Great, not another round as a girl!...At least it's a regular girl and not...No, not specifying for the good of existence. Trust me, it must not be said. Even B1nary wouldn't go that far.
I spawn in thousands upon thousands of bosses of all varieties, mostly the kind that require at least 9 people wailing on them to even have a remote chance at dying. They all have ridiculous qualities, mostly in a defensive nature, and would qualify as That One Boss in any situation ever. I then force them to build a human(?) wall around SB&HJ on pain of revealing the time I took pictures of their High School reunion. I then grant them all (possibly additional) Protection 999 Diamond Armor, just in case.
I use Grand Entrance, but get the warriors I summon as part of that move to use their skills to repair the UOSS Bridge instead of damaging it. If that isn't possible, I turn them against the Elites instead and animate loads of tools to fix the UOSS Bridge.
Fluorite Octet && The Holy Bible, New International Version = Jegus' Octet (8/9)
Fluorite Octet && Polonium-210 = Isostope Octave (5/9) (Fixed the name.)
Arcum Dei && Lassa Virus = Notch's Smiter (7/9)
Action
I boot up my four AIs. Since you said they couldn't be brainwashed, they are normal and have not been hacked by B1nary. Just to be sure, I check if they have been hacked by asking them about Mojang. If I determine they haven't been brainwashed, I open a connection to my virus testing laptop (account name CobaltVirustester) and allow them to fight against the Glitch on that account.
I create a wall of text around Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff using the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody, 500 Chuck Norris facts, the entirety of Green Eggs and Ham with every instance of "the" replaced with "teh", a message from a conspiracy theorist claiming the Conclave is the Illuminati because a trollpasta claimed Bill Cipher was associated with the Illuminati and mentioned an AI and Minecraft, the word "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" repeated five thousand times, the code of the LOVELETTER worm, a 17,400 word essay on George W. Bush's presidency, the contents of every page in Wikipedia that has a vowel sound in its title as of March 12, 2013, pi to 5,900,000,000,000 digits, the entire text of the Gutenberg Bible repeated 15,900,000,000,000,000 times, and finally the letter G once. The wall of text will take one hit for them.
AI Action
Alright, how about you help fix that ship up there?
01: How are we supposed to get up there?
03: I don't know.
04: I have an idea. How about we teleport up there and- you know what, I'm just going to do it.
> Teleport up to that ship up there and fix as much as possible armed with a wrench and Unit 04's engineering ability, which is better than most professional engineers 'cause he's an AI and stuff.
Anti-Sky-Army
if the Sky Army interferes with anything this turn, I roll Bonzo's Octet at them, then spray them even more with Chemocide. I really want Notch's Smiter, but that'll happen next turn.