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I sign the petition and get a MAGICIANS WAND! I become a terrible magician, and do terrible magic tricks that do nothing whatsoever! I then just throw the wand at the FIRST BLOCK.
I hit the glitch artifact with artifacts from the 1500s! I then insta-summon some construction workers to help build the bridge.
CONSTRUCTION WORKER [N] x2
HP: YOU DECIDE TWIN
Restores 1 bridging each each turn.
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@Nimble: Uhh... The elevator music gets louder and more annoying until it shatters the mind and soul of the Prince.
Main game: Let me guess, non green text is going to start to be ignored. Fine, but not for Wilson's side quest. Arthur kicks the Glitch artifact over, both breaking it and filling in the Gap. Second, if any sharp object works, Arthur shatters a nearby tree branch, sending shards of wood shooting at the First Block.
+2 to Zirithos
Potion of Frostbite &&& Faceless Eight = Arctic Octet 6/9
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@insert_generic_username: uhh... I'm sorry, but are you asking me to fill in ideas for your own entity? I feel like I'm playing this game myself already. The whole point of this quest is to make entities that are strong counters to your foes. So could you please put in at least a little effort?
Wilson's battle:
The wall of glitchyness that separated Wilson and the Shard starts to move away, climbing up the nearby wall. Wilson exploits this, charging quickly at the Shard, leaping at it, and then emitting a blinding flash of light. When the Shard can see again, Wilson has vanished. You always were so good at hiding from your fears, Laiko... Where are you... The Shard searches around, but seems unable to find him. You notice out of the corner of your eyes that there is a slight heat haze to the right of the farthest rubble pile. Halting its search for a moment, the Shard turns to you all. Have you ever wondered why you are all so physically weak in this dream? Laiko told you all something about how it is because you are reliving his life. But he is a liar! He didn't fight me in his life, or the Shard of Pain, or those researchers! Laiko is the reason you're all so weak. He's the real enemy, deliberately trying to weaken all of you! He knows that I'm right. He actually wants to suffer for his crimes! He's weak and is weakening all of you because he is fighting against something that deep down, he actually wants! The Shard turns and looks around the room. What's the problem Laiko? Too much of a coward to oppose me? Or is it because you know that I'm right?
The bending space-time continuum deals damage to all creatures, but less to MET typed creatures. However, it seems to be calming down somewhat. HarvesteR kills the final Shade. The Exorcist kills off 5 fragments of Pain and the Manifestation of Engie kills the final Dark Memory with a shock storm. Finally, the Fragments of Pain deal 4 damage to the Manifestation of Engie. However, because it would be boring to wait another turn just to kill off the Fragments, they are all randomly glitched into various bathroom fixtures. So... that means of course it is time for the I...R...M... EVENT! If I have time to post all the text that leads up to it.
Of course, it doesn't matter, Laiko. You can't hide from me forever. Guilt will always creep back in. You're... right... THERE! The Shard leaps into the heat haze, teeth bared and turning invisible for a moment. It drags Wilson out by the scruff of the neck. He kicks and scratches, but cannot escape the Shard's jaws. You think you deserve these tails?This sign of wisdom and achievement? No! I'll show you what you deserve! and with that, the Shard slams Wilson's face down into the ground. He whimpers slightly and then falls silent and still. You have broken through the Army of the Past and chase the Shard back a few steps. Wilson gets up and scampers away, hiding behind HarvesteR. Ergh... Meddlesome... Fine. I have no choice but to fight you myself. Witness the power of untamed guilt! A cloak of dark fire erupts around the Shard and it snarls, ready to fight. But, quietly, Wilson says I forgive myself... And then in a fury, What did you say?? A little louder now, I said, I forgive myself.NO! You don't get to forgive yourself for what you've done! His voice normal now, Well, thats just it isn't it? There is no one to forgive me but myself. I've realized that. Some guilt is good. It lets us improve from our past mistakes. But chaining yourself to past events is just self destructive. It was so very hard to realize that, even though it seems obvious. And yes, I think that maybe, deep down, I did want to suffer. But, I didn't know it would spiral like this. So... I forgive myself!You say that, but you can't just brush aside your guilt just like that. You're still the same deep down, Laiko.We'll see. And... if it is confession time, yes, my true birth name isn't actually Wilson. It is Laiko. But thats a story for another time. Anyway, who's with me?
Wils- er, Laiko's forgiveness has made it so that your own (not your entities) attacks now can actually do something! They still aren't fully there because the reason of reliving Wilson's life is partly true. This leads into the final IRM event.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hrhx9c98vb1m3qo/IRM event 2.zip
You can band up with Wilson and lead a charge against the Shard. You can't bring your entity because... reasons... But anyway, this is an IMPOSSIBLE mini game like challenge. Hit the button that says "Special Kit", it is next to the "Normal Kit" button. That will give you your special kit if you have one (everyone involved in this side quest does). The written book inside your kit is your special ability. To use it, open the book and click on the glyph. Doing this destroys the book. It will also make you immune to all damage for a little while, no matter which special you have. Your score will be based on how many times you kill the Shard of Guilt (played here by a zombie because I couldn't get wolves to be aggressive reliably) and how many of its minions you kill. Higher score = more damage to the Shard on the forum. I'll tell you now, killing the Shard of Guilt is worth killing 5 minions. So, you can either play the early game and try to kill the Shard as many times as possible before the minions overwhelm you, or you can try to clear them out. Oh, last thing, don't stand in the purple Binary goop stuff, watch your head, and tell me if it breaks or something. And please don't cheat.
My best score was about 3000 with an average of about 2000.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 33/60 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 5 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 4/50 HP - Action: 2 (Blue's, weakened 3 turns left) Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 67/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 3 (Engie_Ninja's... duh) Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[NEU] Wilson 5/40 HP
Enemy:
[???] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP
Attacks: ???
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1 - and finally a masterwork Shadow Gem
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x3) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | R
Hey! Twin! Thank you so much for being the Game Master! I know that it can be really hard, so as an early Christmas/late Thanksgiving gift, I've prepared a little something for you in the IRM event. I think you'll like it. Just press the button to get special kits. If you have some spare time, please check it out.
I sign the petition even though we already have an existing pseudotreaty anyways. Yeah. Anyways I suppose we should run a quick simulation. I then proceed to take out a computer, plug a miniature Skaia into it, and proceed to simulate unchecked growth of the Glitch and then publish the results, no matter what it may be.
I attempt to roll the Democracy's Octet at the Minecraft Elites, hoping the knockback will push them into the pit. I then take out the Void's Roguewands and write "an incredibly powerful Scratching attack" and levy it against the First Block. Fluorite D8wands 2/?? Refined Roguewands 2/7 5 Alarm Hot Sauce 5/11
I grab the tungsten needle that holds the Guinness world record for sharpest object ever and scratch the First Block, drawing a picture of me firing the Chlorine Combuster at the glitches. A bunch of angry cubers run up to the Glitch Artifacts and begin pouring corrosive cube lubricant onto it after seeing that it has sucked up all the 17x17x17s that they donated. Once they disperse, I roll the Fluorite Decad and the Far East Octet simultaneously at the glitch artifacts. I then try to damage the Glitch Artifacts by summoning the Spirit of Commercialized Christmas again by inserting U+1F385 🎅 FATHER CHRISTMAS and U+1F381 🎁 WRAPPED PRESENT into the Glitch with the Unicoder, which summons the SoCC, who immediately begins to replace the Glitch with Christmas adverts for expensive toys aimed at ten-year-olds. I also raise the Player Integrity by attempting to fix the code of all the players with the Unicoder.
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Amp3rzand being occupied, I sign the contr4ct, using a di5tinc7ly unusual symbol.
All charges progress!
I use surviving bits of armor plating from my own alternate demise to extend the bridge!
Not being in possession of a proper wand, I produce an amped, and somewhat wand-shaped, pointer laser, and use it to etch a continuation of the design into the First Block!
I raise the Void's Rogue, tendrils of living destruction spreading up the blade, fire the jump rocket in my armor, and slam into Ikea sword first, setting a living Ruin Seed to grow within him!
I poke fun at IKEA's situation hoping to unbalance her, interrupting her rhythm.
15 Post - I take Poseidon's Fist and manipulate it's form into that of a wand, and point it as hard as I can at the First block. Ribbons of water lash out at the block in every which way, carving shallow grooves into its surface.
EDIT: If you paste this text into, say, UniView and read down the list of names, you get part of the lyrics to Matchbox Twenty's How Far We've Come. This is intentional.
Overworld: {IT'S GETTING HARD TO THINK STRAIGHT...}
The shard hovers above the bridging, trying to form a construct. After flickering a few times, the construct solidifies. For an unexplained reason, it turns into a large number of Iron Ore blocks.
{HMM... IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS. I SHOULD PROBABLY CONTEMPLATE PRESENTS AT THIS POINT.}
Dreamscape: ...How the actual hell does this work? It's a download. But I so badly want to try it. But it's a download. Agh. I'm torn between paranoia and whatever that feeling is when you want to do something.
8/11 for Vi Forti
2/? for psionic crown
6/8 for the cosmic crasher
The forces scratching the block and building the bridge/destroying the glitch artifact continue to grow. No time for flavor text, I'm on a time limit
Hank continues smashing up the elites, having finally run out of ammo for his uzi, he's moved on to one of his AK-47s. He's actually put away his sword, and is now dual-wielding AK-47s, strafing the minecraft elites, moving too fast for any of them to get a lock on him.
Plus, there's too many bullets to aim properly.
It seems as if my other post never made it through. Oh, well, I don't care much for this forum game anyways. I'm just indifferent in general... I only post because it seems mandatory.
Everyone, the Glitch is corrupting our posts! Post in green text! Also sign the contract!
Miniature Tokomak: 6/6 Complete
"Yes! It's finished! Now the final component of my weapon is complete!"
Finally. The tokomak was complete. Now the Glitch would know what being on the wrong end of a REAL weapon felt like. It would also be scientifically plausible. Unlike most of the abominations that the other players used. The black figure grinned beneath its helmet.
REALISTIC PLASMA RIFLE: A very potent weapon, the Realistic Plasma Rifle works by conducting the extremely hot hydrogen plasma (aka protons) generated by the Tokamak into a bullet shape and firing it out the barrel at thousands of
Meanwhile, I shoot the artifact again with the Nanogel Rifle.
NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: I examine the room I'm in.
Leonstar1: Auto-Auric Manipulation failure? I guessed player integrity would have an adverse effect on Auric Stability, but at 60% stability I did not expect the effects to be this severe.
I pull out the Glitched Rose and record it's Auric Resonance and Displacement, equipping my Gale-Force Reading Glasses for maximum research output. Then by comparing this research, I create the Auric Proof of the Glitched Rose. (To explain, an Auric Proof is basically the concept of an object's Auric Influence. It doesn't actually exist, it is the semblance of existence. Unlike Auric Recreation, which actually creates an Aura and is much harder to perform). Due to the fact that the Glitched Rose is an removed item, generally these type of glitched items have their coding unravelled by opposing code.
By manipulating the Auric Field with the Auric Proof of the Glitched Rose, I create a quickly deteriorating Anti-Glitch shield around me (The Glitch "Eating" the shield rather then effecting me). Then, using New Dawn as a focus, I open up a portal to Greyhold. Rushing through the Portal, I enter Greyhold's temporary Glitch protection and close the portal just in time before the Anti-Glitch Shield is destroyed. It appears that I am just outside the walls.
After taking a breather, I reach my right hand out to the walls of Greyhold and traverse it's length until I come across a metal box with a metal bar running across it's length embedded into the side of the wall. Above it, printed also in metal are the letters: R E T U R N S L O T. In that order. I pull down on the metal bar and the metal box opens. Then, after placing the previously stolen borrowed arcane candles and chalk into the metal box, I lift the metal bar back up and close the metal box. The metal box with a metal bar and the - also metal - lettering disappears. Leaving me and those of you reading this wondering if the metal box with a metal bar and/or the metal lettering even existed in the first place...
I then, returning my hand to the right wall, continue traversing the length of the wall until I reach a gate. Entering, I rush through the space inside of the walls and behind the gate until I reach a door. Opening that door, I enter the building itself.
Quickly, running through the halls of Greyhold, dodging the countless indescribable horrors of hostile and unknown or unknowable alignment, I search for something, a wand...
Finally I find what I'm looking for, the armoury (or one of many, I can and never could quite tell). Opening the door, I reach out for a Thumium-caped Silverwood Wand. Then I realise I would rather not trip off the security system again. To that end I contact Erelye and with the utmost urgency ask:
"Hey Erelye, can I borrow a Thumium-caped Silverwood Wand from Greyhold?"
...
(Odd, but I don't have time for more then one post)
If Yes: I quickly grab the wand and exit Greyhold, ejecting my self with a propulsion spell I land on Glitched First Block and drag the wand along one of the sides.
If No: I ask Erelye again with puppy dog eyes that expand exponentially every time he says no. Until they bust and I respawn on the battlefield.
TL;DR
I entered Greyhold
Now I'm asking Erelye if I can borrow a wand.
If he says yes I exit and help the Scratch.
If he says no I just exit.
(Just flexing my writing skills (or lack thereof). My posts will not regularly be this long.
Also, my internet has been cut down by my ISP (Because I ran out of bandwidth) so I wrote all this whilst the DTG page has been loading, it still hasn't loaded as of the time of writing. I think the quota is reset tomorrow)
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
I duplicate 3 Holy Mackerel Betas.
Holy Mackerel Beta: 34
Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = Excalibleep (Level 10: 5/11)
Ol' Slagger && Florentine = The Slag-Shocker (Level 4: 5/5) Bingo!
Adamantium Door && Yggdrasil Twig && Concentrated Life Essence (Level ?, 2/?)
I gather every regular Knitting Needle available to the regular components in the Forge, then throw every last one at the 'First Block' in a needlestorm.
I use Grand Entrance on the Glitch Artifact. If it's been defeated, I use it against the Minecraft Elites and use some plain old wooden planks to make more bridging instead.
=ACTION=
I switch the ARMISTYX to BRIDGING BLASTER SCYTHE MODE and shoot the GLITCH ARTIFACT with it. If the GLITCH ARTIFACT is dead, I instead use the BRIDGING BLASTER to continue my bridge.
This post represents all that everybody else knows about my character, not what my character actually is.
Appearance: My character wears a battered suit of black clothes and a black helmet with a black visor that make it impossible to determine what gender he/she/it is. He/She/It is willowy and tall. The helmet seems made to fit a round face. My character does not look particularly strong. The helmet contains a voice synthesizer that twists his/her/its words into a malerobotic monotone voice most of the time, but can be set to any voice.
Behavior: My character is very intelligent and dexterous. From what you can tell, He/she/it seems honorable and good hearted and honestly wants to free Minecraft from the clutches of the Godmodder. He/she/it acts like the stereotypical male engineer and is very adept with futuristic technology, doesn't use any magic unless he/she/it is forced to, and hates any act of mixing the two. My character goes by the pseudonym "gutza1".
BTW, I will refer to "gutza1" as he even though he may not be a man. Mainly because typing he/she/it is getting tiring.
History: "gutza1" first joined the fight in the Massive Battle of the Armies. He appeared out of nowhere, shouted "I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK!", and summoned a mysterious swarm from a parallel universe. He then shacked himself up in the cave that houses the Alchemizer and began work on the technology to build plasma weapons. He had to temporarily borrow OpelSpeedster's Mün rocket to gather the helium-3 necessary for his projects. It seems like his plasma rifle is near completion. He has temporarily left the alchemizer to bridge the gap with computer craft turtles and is wielding a component of the plasma rifle as a weapon. He has been muttering about "a large base filled with assembly lines and workshops" to house the players.
STORYEDIT: Yeah, I had to change a couple of things.
Also, what parts of the DTG GameFAQs article have been already read?
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: CO:Reacharound elites
Orbital Weapons: Empty both into elites
Dreamscape: I will play it when I can. Which may not be soon enough.
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
I read the hexahedron part of the gamefaqs guide.
-Blue's House-
Not in the optimal state of mind, you offer the officers a drink. They ignore you, and slowly walk into the room, their rifles still pointed at you and Red. They begin clearing the floor, leaving only a few to watch you two. Red takes this opportunity to cast a quick spell, restoring you to to normalcy. You pretend to fall off your chair, fake a laugh, and grab a laser rifle hidden under your chair. You then down all the officers in the room before they know what hit them. Hearing laser fire, the rest of them storm into the room, guns firing. You and Red return fire, but to no use. Not at full power, your personal shields quickly go down, and after that, you two surrender. Sure, you could kill dozens of them, but that would just result in your death. One of the officers speaks into his comm, and in about five minutes, the Detective walks into the room. You turn to him.
Detective.
It's Inspector now, I got a nice little promotion from some guy. I can't tell you who it is of course, or I would get fired, maybe even killed. And I couldn't have that happen, could I? My life is too important, especially since I just got a promotion from the President himself.
...
Oops. Anyways, we're not here to arrest you. The President sent me to warn you, don't look at me like that, you know perfectly well what I'm talking about. He wants you out of the action for a month. So, yeah, we're probably going to have to break a dozen bones, maybe two. Don't worry, it won't hurt, you'll be knocked out.
Before you can respond, you feel something cold entering your neck, then... nothing.
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I hit the glitch artifact with artifacts from the 1500s! I then insta-summon some construction workers to help build the bridge.
CONSTRUCTION WORKER [N] x2
HP: YOU DECIDE TWIN
Restores 1 bridging each each turn.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I'll be making my great escape now!
Main game: Let me guess, non green text is going to start to be ignored. Fine, but not for Wilson's side quest. Arthur kicks the Glitch artifact over, both breaking it and filling in the Gap. Second, if any sharp object works, Arthur shatters a nearby tree branch, sending shards of wood shooting at the First Block.
+2 to Zirithos
Potion of Frostbite &&& Faceless Eight = Arctic Octet 6/9
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@insert_generic_username: uhh... I'm sorry, but are you asking me to fill in ideas for your own entity? I feel like I'm playing this game myself already. The whole point of this quest is to make entities that are strong counters to your foes. So could you please put in at least a little effort?
Wilson's battle:
The wall of glitchyness that separated Wilson and the Shard starts to move away, climbing up the nearby wall. Wilson exploits this, charging quickly at the Shard, leaping at it, and then emitting a blinding flash of light. When the Shard can see again, Wilson has vanished. You always were so good at hiding from your fears, Laiko... Where are you... The Shard searches around, but seems unable to find him. You notice out of the corner of your eyes that there is a slight heat haze to the right of the farthest rubble pile. Halting its search for a moment, the Shard turns to you all. Have you ever wondered why you are all so physically weak in this dream? Laiko told you all something about how it is because you are reliving his life. But he is a liar! He didn't fight me in his life, or the Shard of Pain, or those researchers! Laiko is the reason you're all so weak. He's the real enemy, deliberately trying to weaken all of you! He knows that I'm right. He actually wants to suffer for his crimes! He's weak and is weakening all of you because he is fighting against something that deep down, he actually wants! The Shard turns and looks around the room. What's the problem Laiko? Too much of a coward to oppose me? Or is it because you know that I'm right?
The bending space-time continuum deals damage to all creatures, but less to MET typed creatures. However, it seems to be calming down somewhat. HarvesteR kills the final Shade. The Exorcist kills off 5 fragments of Pain and the Manifestation of Engie kills the final Dark Memory with a shock storm. Finally, the Fragments of Pain deal 4 damage to the Manifestation of Engie. However, because it would be boring to wait another turn just to kill off the Fragments, they are all randomly glitched into various bathroom fixtures. So... that means of course it is time for the I...R...M... EVENT! If I have time to post all the text that leads up to it.
Of course, it doesn't matter, Laiko. You can't hide from me forever. Guilt will always creep back in. You're... right... THERE! The Shard leaps into the heat haze, teeth bared and turning invisible for a moment. It drags Wilson out by the scruff of the neck. He kicks and scratches, but cannot escape the Shard's jaws. You think you deserve these tails?This sign of wisdom and achievement? No! I'll show you what you deserve! and with that, the Shard slams Wilson's face down into the ground. He whimpers slightly and then falls silent and still. You have broken through the Army of the Past and chase the Shard back a few steps. Wilson gets up and scampers away, hiding behind HarvesteR. Ergh... Meddlesome... Fine. I have no choice but to fight you myself. Witness the power of untamed guilt! A cloak of dark fire erupts around the Shard and it snarls, ready to fight. But, quietly, Wilson says I forgive myself... And then in a fury, What did you say?? A little louder now, I said, I forgive myself. NO! You don't get to forgive yourself for what you've done! His voice normal now, Well, thats just it isn't it? There is no one to forgive me but myself. I've realized that. Some guilt is good. It lets us improve from our past mistakes. But chaining yourself to past events is just self destructive. It was so very hard to realize that, even though it seems obvious. And yes, I think that maybe, deep down, I did want to suffer. But, I didn't know it would spiral like this. So... I forgive myself! You say that, but you can't just brush aside your guilt just like that. You're still the same deep down, Laiko. We'll see. And... if it is confession time, yes, my true birth name isn't actually Wilson. It is Laiko. But thats a story for another time. Anyway, who's with me?
Wils- er, Laiko's forgiveness has made it so that your own (not your entities) attacks now can actually do something! They still aren't fully there because the reason of reliving Wilson's life is partly true. This leads into the final IRM event.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hrhx9c98vb1m3qo/IRM event 2.zip
You can band up with Wilson and lead a charge against the Shard. You can't bring your entity because... reasons... But anyway, this is an IMPOSSIBLE mini game like challenge. Hit the button that says "Special Kit", it is next to the "Normal Kit" button. That will give you your special kit if you have one (everyone involved in this side quest does). The written book inside your kit is your special ability. To use it, open the book and click on the glyph. Doing this destroys the book. It will also make you immune to all damage for a little while, no matter which special you have. Your score will be based on how many times you kill the Shard of Guilt (played here by a zombie because I couldn't get wolves to be aggressive reliably) and how many of its minions you kill. Higher score = more damage to the Shard on the forum. I'll tell you now, killing the Shard of Guilt is worth killing 5 minions. So, you can either play the early game and try to kill the Shard as many times as possible before the minions overwhelm you, or you can try to clear them out. Oh, last thing, don't stand in the purple Binary goop stuff, watch your head, and tell me if it breaks or something. And please don't cheat.
My best score was about 3000 with an average of about 2000.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 33/60 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 5 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 4/50 HP - Action: 2 (Blue's, weakened 3 turns left)
Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 67/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 3 (Engie_Ninja's... duh)
Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[NEU] Wilson 5/40 HP
Enemy:
[???] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP
Attacks: ???
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1 - and finally a masterwork Shadow Gem
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x3) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
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Hey! Twin! Thank you so much for being the Game Master! I know that it can be really hard, so as an early Christmas/late Thanksgiving gift, I've prepared a little something for you in the IRM event. I think you'll like it. Just press the button to get special kits. If you have some spare time, please check it out.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I attempt to roll the Democracy's Octet at the Minecraft Elites, hoping the knockback will push them into the pit. I then take out the Void's Roguewands and write "an incredibly powerful Scratching attack" and levy it against the First Block.
Fluorite D8wands 2/??
Refined Roguewands 2/7
5 Alarm Hot Sauce 5/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Fluorite Octet && Deseret First Book = Glyphic Octet (3/9)
Chlorine Combuster && Ebola (Zaire Strain) = ??? (1/?)
I grab the tungsten needle that holds the Guinness world record for sharpest object ever and scratch the First Block, drawing a picture of me firing the Chlorine Combuster at the glitches. A bunch of angry cubers run up to the Glitch Artifacts and begin pouring corrosive cube lubricant onto it after seeing that it has sucked up all the 17x17x17s that they donated. Once they disperse, I roll the Fluorite Decad and the Far East Octet simultaneously at the glitch artifacts. I then try to damage the Glitch Artifacts by summoning the Spirit of Commercialized Christmas again by inserting U+1F385 🎅 FATHER CHRISTMAS and U+1F381 🎁 WRAPPED PRESENT into the Glitch with the Unicoder, which summons the SoCC, who immediately begins to replace the Glitch with Christmas adverts for expensive toys aimed at ten-year-olds. I also raise the Player Integrity by attempting to fix the code of all the players with the Unicoder.
=CHARGE=
-25 / 50- Table's End
-7 / 10- Surge
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I smack the GLITCH ARTIFACT with some BRIDGING.
If the GLITCH ARTIFACT is dead / is killed, I also place the bridging down.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
All charges progress!
I use surviving bits of armor plating from my own alternate demise to extend the bridge!
Not being in possession of a proper wand, I produce an amped, and somewhat wand-shaped, pointer laser, and use it to etch a continuation of the design into the First Block!
I raise the Void's Rogue, tendrils of living destruction spreading up the blade, fire the jump rocket in my armor, and slam into Ikea sword first, setting a living Ruin Seed to grow within him!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
50/50x2 Waiting...
10/10x7 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
I poke fun at IKEA's situation hoping to unbalance her, interrupting her rhythm.
15 Post - I take Poseidon's Fist and manipulate it's form into that of a wand, and point it as hard as I can at the First block. Ribbons of water lash out at the block in every which way, carving shallow grooves into its surface.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Fluorite Octet && Deseret First Book = Glyphic Octet (4/9)
Chlorine Combuster && Ebola (Zaire Strain) = ??? (2/?)
I grab the Unicoder and scratch the following characters into the First Block with it:
ㆬ 와♔ ⟘ ﹫ 𐌈 ␁ 𐌈 ␄ 𐌈 🗺 / ꀬ ࠇẞ ꔌᎵﯔ 줏t 𐠑ክ ⱸ⋘ 옽ﬣr ⾠ ䷿ / Ն 𐤦 ₩ꗹr ŵ🎩 ꃋ ⽣ ꝭ 𝌯 𐠕ꕊ 𐑦 ࠇẞ ⼡ꆏ
ꗴ 🚨 𐑸 ᎼႥg ꆹꈌ ꀊ ⳽ ꀊ 밀ᵉ ⴀ 🝮 ∧ ɪ / ␁엗 🌟ᛝ ＠ 𐌈 🛳ß ŵȞ🜩 👋 🙅볘 / 찬 ዮᵾ тỻ め ŵ🎩 왓 ⱸꗲꝛ ር∀y ㈵ ࡁ ␎ ም ∀ 𐊉ᱥ 𝄴
䷯ ᶧ бꆽﯟ 𐌈 🗺 ꝭ ꀱ닝 토 𐌈 ⏚ / Օ ䷯ ɪ 𒄖엤 Ԝር 𝌯 Ƒ인d ␎
䷯ ᶧ бꆽﯟ 𐌈 🗺 ꝭ ䷫ 𐊙 𝆨 / Օ ䷯ ɪ 𒄖엤 Ԝር 𝌯 P렡␄ / 𖢉s ሴ հw ꡰɻ ԝв Ց𒈨 / 𖢉s ሴ հw ꡰɻ ԝв Ց𒈨
EDIT: If you paste this text into, say, UniView and read down the list of names, you get part of the lyrics to Matchbox Twenty's How Far We've Come. This is intentional.
The shard hovers above the bridging, trying to form a construct. After flickering a few times, the construct solidifies. For an unexplained reason, it turns into a large number of Iron Ore blocks.
{HMM... IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS. I SHOULD PROBABLY CONTEMPLATE PRESENTS AT THIS POINT.}
Dreamscape: ...How the actual hell does this work? It's a download. But I so badly want to try it. But it's a download. Agh. I'm torn between paranoia and whatever that feeling is when you want to do something.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
2/? for psionic crown
6/8 for the cosmic crasher
The forces scratching the block and building the bridge/destroying the glitch artifact continue to grow. No time for flavor text, I'm on a time limit
Hank continues smashing up the elites, having finally run out of ammo for his uzi, he's moved on to one of his AK-47s. He's actually put away his sword, and is now dual-wielding AK-47s, strafing the minecraft elites, moving too fast for any of them to get a lock on him.
Plus, there's too many bullets to aim properly.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution: 35/50
Orbit Control: 10/50
I punch the Godmodder.
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Everyone, the Glitch is corrupting our posts! Post in green text! Also sign the contract!
Miniature Tokomak: 6/6 Complete
"Yes! It's finished! Now the final component of my weapon is complete!"Finally. The tokomak was complete. Now the Glitch would know what being on the wrong end of a REAL weapon felt like. It would also be scientifically plausible. Unlike most of the abominations that the other players used. The black figure grinned beneath its helmet.
I alchemize Miniature Tokomak & Nanogel Rifle & Magstone Wires = Realistic Plasma Rifle
REALISTIC PLASMA RIFLE: A very potent weapon, the Realistic Plasma Rifle works by conducting the extremely hot hydrogen plasma (aka protons) generated by the Tokamak into a bullet shape and firing it out the barrel at thousands of
Meanwhile, I shoot the artifact again with the Nanogel Rifle.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
i: 50/50
iii: 50/50
iv: 42/50 +1 self
v: 19/50 +1 self
vi: 10/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(NTS, Count assists)
NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: I examine the room I'm in.
Leonstar1: Auto-Auric Manipulation failure? I guessed player integrity would have an adverse effect on Auric Stability, but at 60% stability I did not expect the effects to be this severe.
I pull out the Glitched Rose and record it's Auric Resonance and Displacement, equipping my Gale-Force Reading Glasses for maximum research output. Then by comparing this research, I create the Auric Proof of the Glitched Rose. (To explain, an Auric Proof is basically the concept of an object's Auric Influence. It doesn't actually exist, it is the semblance of existence. Unlike Auric Recreation, which actually creates an Aura and is much harder to perform). Due to the fact that the Glitched Rose is an removed item, generally these type of glitched items have their coding unravelled by opposing code.
By manipulating the Auric Field with the Auric Proof of the Glitched Rose, I create a quickly deteriorating Anti-Glitch shield around me (The Glitch "Eating" the shield rather then effecting me). Then, using New Dawn as a focus, I open up a portal to Greyhold. Rushing through the Portal, I enter Greyhold's temporary Glitch protection and close the portal just in time before the Anti-Glitch Shield is destroyed. It appears that I am just outside the walls.
After taking a breather, I reach my right hand out to the walls of Greyhold and traverse it's length until I come across a metal box with a metal bar running across it's length embedded into the side of the wall. Above it, printed also in metal are the letters: R E T U R N S L O T. In that order. I pull down on the metal bar and the metal box opens. Then, after placing the previously
stolenborrowed arcane candles and chalk into the metal box, I lift the metal bar back up and close the metal box. The metal box with a metal bar and the - also metal - lettering disappears. Leaving me and those of you reading this wondering if the metal box with a metal bar and/or the metal lettering even existed in the first place...I then, returning my hand to the right wall, continue traversing the length of the wall until I reach a gate. Entering, I rush through the space inside of the walls and behind the gate until I reach a door. Opening that door, I enter the building itself.
Quickly, running through the halls of Greyhold, dodging the countless indescribable horrors of hostile and unknown or unknowable alignment, I search for something, a wand...
Finally I find what I'm looking for, the armoury (or one of many, I can and never could quite tell). Opening the door, I reach out for a Thumium-caped Silverwood Wand. Then I realise I would rather not trip off the security system again. To that end I contact Erelye and with the utmost urgency ask:
"Hey Erelye, can I borrow a Thumium-caped Silverwood Wand from Greyhold?"
...
(Odd, but I don't have time for more then one post)
If Yes: I quickly grab the wand and exit Greyhold, ejecting my self with a propulsion spell I land on Glitched First Block and drag the wand along one of the sides.
If No: I ask Erelye again with puppy dog eyes that expand exponentially every time he says no. Until they bust and I respawn on the battlefield.
TL;DR
I entered Greyhold
Now I'm asking Erelye if I can borrow a wand.
If he says yes I exit and help the Scratch.
If he says no I just exit.
(Just flexing my writing skills (or lack thereof). My posts will not regularly be this long.
Also, my internet has been cut down by my ISP (Because I ran out of bandwidth) so I wrote all this whilst the DTG page has been loading, it still hasn't loaded as of the time of writing. I think the quota is reset tomorrow)
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
I duplicate 3 Holy Mackerel Betas.
Holy Mackerel Beta: 34
BTW Twin, the Computercraft Turtles should be added as an entity. Also, could you please explain how the garage works?
My action this turn:
if (glitch_artifact.status == "dead") {
computercraft_turtles.activate()
}
else {
nanogel_rifle.shoot(glitch_artifact)
}
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I put down a few blocks of obsidian to help build the bridge. I then sucker punch the glitch artifact.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = Excalibleep (Level 10: 5/11)
Ol' Slagger && Florentine = The Slag-Shocker (Level 4: 5/5) Bingo!
Adamantium Door && Yggdrasil Twig && Concentrated Life Essence (Level ?, 2/?)
I gather every regular Knitting Needle available to the regular components in the Forge, then throw every last one at the 'First Block' in a needlestorm.
I use Grand Entrance on the Glitch Artifact. If it's been defeated, I use it against the Minecraft Elites and use some plain old wooden planks to make more bridging instead.
=CHARGE=
-26 / 50- Table's End
-Six Smasher && Chair && Helix Fossil = ???-
-8 / 10- Surge
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I switch the ARMISTYX to BRIDGING BLASTER SCYTHE MODE and shoot the GLITCH ARTIFACT with it. If the GLITCH ARTIFACT is dead, I instead use the BRIDGING BLASTER to continue my bridge.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
/nullpost
This post represents all that everybody else knows about my character, not what my character actually is.
Appearance: My character wears a battered suit of black clothes and a black helmet with a black visor that make it impossible to determine what gender
he/she/it is.He/She/It is willowy and tall. The helmet seems made to fit a round face. My character does not look particularly strong. The helmet contains a voice synthesizer that twistshis/her/its words into amalerobotic monotone voice most of the time, but can be set to any voice.Behavior: My character is very intelligent and dexterous. From what you can tell,
He/she/it seems honorable and good hearted and honestly wants to free Minecraft from the clutches of the Godmodder.He/she/it acts like the stereotypical male engineer and is very adept with futuristic technology, doesn't use any magic unlesshe/she/it is forced to, and hates any act of mixing the two. My character goes by the pseudonym "gutza1".BTW, I will refer to "gutza1" as he even though he may not be a man. Mainly because typing he/she/it is getting tiring.History: "gutza1" first joined the fight in the Massive Battle of the Armies. He appeared out of nowhere, shouted "I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK!", and summoned a mysterious swarm from a parallel universe. He then shacked himself up in the cave that houses the Alchemizer and began work on the technology to build plasma weapons. He had to temporarily borrow OpelSpeedster's Mün rocket to gather the helium-3 necessary for his projects. It seems like his plasma rifle is near completion. He has temporarily left the alchemizer to bridge the gap with computer craft turtles and is wielding a component of the plasma rifle as a weapon. He has been muttering about "a large base filled with assembly lines and workshops" to house the players.STORYEDIT: Yeah, I had to change a couple of things.
Also, what parts of the DTG GameFAQs article have been already read?
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: CO:Reacharound elites
Orbital Weapons: Empty both into elites
Dreamscape: I will play it when I can. Which may not be soon enough.
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
I read the hexahedron part of the gamefaqs guide.
-Blue's House-
Not in the optimal state of mind, you offer the officers a drink. They ignore you, and slowly walk into the room, their rifles still pointed at you and Red. They begin clearing the floor, leaving only a few to watch you two. Red takes this opportunity to cast a quick spell, restoring you to to normalcy. You pretend to fall off your chair, fake a laugh, and grab a laser rifle hidden under your chair. You then down all the officers in the room before they know what hit them. Hearing laser fire, the rest of them storm into the room, guns firing. You and Red return fire, but to no use. Not at full power, your personal shields quickly go down, and after that, you two surrender. Sure, you could kill dozens of them, but that would just result in your death. One of the officers speaks into his comm, and in about five minutes, the Detective walks into the room. You turn to him.
Detective.
It's Inspector now, I got a nice little promotion from some guy. I can't tell you who it is of course, or I would get fired, maybe even killed. And I couldn't have that happen, could I? My life is too important, especially since I just got a promotion from the President himself.
...
Oops. Anyways, we're not here to arrest you. The President sent me to warn you, don't look at me like that, you know perfectly well what I'm talking about. He wants you out of the action for a month. So, yeah, we're probably going to have to break a dozen bones, maybe two. Don't worry, it won't hurt, you'll be knocked out.
Before you can respond, you feel something cold entering your neck, then... nothing.