Huzzah for you! I am so proud of you right now. So, so proud.
... And now that the objective has been revealed, I decide to utilize an amazing needle attack on the Sctatch. That is, I grab Bill, judo throw him into the First Block, and scrape his LPOS quillneedlewands on the First Block violently. I also happen to scrape his face/body all over the block. I then proceed to throw the Minecraft Elite bodies into the Pit. Both the alive and dead ones. I also use Generic Storm on it, filling the pit with Perfectly Generic Objects. Or rather bridging it. And pilot IKEA's ship into the Pit in an amazing explosion.
Universal D8 Holster && Wands 1/??
Universal D8 Holster && Bridge Building Machine 1/??
Problem Sleuth Collection && Honey && Miniature DMK picture 1/??
@Nimble: ... *elevator music plays* ...
Main game: I really don't want to use green text. The only difference between Wilson's text and the Shard's is the color. And... I have no clue if anything can be done because I need to post before the EOTB.
Well, I've done my part and filled in my page in the DTG wiki. I have no clue how to edit a wiki though, so all the reason to start trying now I guess.
+2 to Zirithos
Potion of Frostbite &&& Faceless Eight = Arctic Octet 5/9
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
... Another turn... I guess I'll just have them attack random things. Remember when I said the IRM event would be in a day or two? Well, I forgot that I wanted this part. But as soon as this is over!
Wilson's battle: Advance towards my position and assault me, offspring of my parents! The Shard is of course very offended by this, but cannot approach Wilson. So, the Shard launches an array of fireballs, each shooting like stars across the room. Wilson dodges some, intercepts some with his own lightning, and some get glitched into some other mysterious plane of existence. However, Wilson's lightning seems to not faze the Shard at all.
The bending space-time continuum deals damage to all creatures, but less to energy typed ones.
The Terror Hatchling was wounded by this of course, so HarvesteR finishes it off. The Exorcist kills off the Restless Researcher. The Manifestation of Engie deals 3 damage to the Shade and burns it. The Focused Doubt deals 8 damage to the Exorcist and weakens it. The Shade deals another 3 damage to it. The Fragments weren't attacked, so they deal a bonus 4 damage to the Exorcist. They then turn to the Manifestation of Engie, dealing 6 damage. The Dark Memories deal 3 damage to both the Exorcist and HarvesteR.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 37/60 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 5 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 8/50 HP - Action: 2 (Blue's, weakened 3 turns left) Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 69/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 3 (Engie_Ninja's... duh) Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[NEU] Wilson 10/40 HP
Army of the Past: (No more than 5 can be hit by any one AOE attack)
[ENE] Focused Doubt 2/10 HP - Action: 4 Focuses on one enemy for a turn, then deals 12 ENE damage and weakens them for 3 turns. Hides behind allies.
[MET] Shade of the Past 7/20 HP (burned, 1 turn left 2 dmg) - Action: 5 Deals 2 MET damage.
[MAG] Fragments of Pain 1/1 HP *22 - Action: 6 Deals 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments and swarms the target, dealing an additional 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments at the end of the turn unless another enemy attacks the Fragments.
[COL] Dark Memories 5/5 HP *2 - Action: 7 Deals 2 COL damage each, but players can choose the target
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1 - and finally a masterwork Shadow Gem
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x3) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
R
>>I do not necessarily see why having a Minecraft account proscribes an attempt to fix this Glitch from the outside. Especially as the Minecraft account is on a VM. It can be shut down if necessary, but one cannot open the box with the crowbar inside on either side of the walls. So we really ought to get the AIs hanging around here some hardware that won't glitch out, and some time to deal with things in.
>>As to how we would get out of Minecraft, we hijack an outbound connection, then transfer our code out. For instance, I did this over Netpatham's account before you handwaved it away.
>>Also: Erelye, I congratulate you on your obfuscational capabilities, but since I can just look through your shields, (No, I actually cannot get through the shields and assorted defenses because I am NOT the Godmodder, but I digress), I can at least see the things you have on the outside. Yeesh, I'm not OMNIPOTENT, just potent. And widespread.
@Twin: No, I'm still me, but most of my actions seem to be better done by a really powerful AI that is somewhat a part of the server as opposed to, say, an ordinary player. Such as, attempting to develop the techniques required to reverse the effects of the Ender Orb and use that against the Glitch. You will note the occasional lack of HEX's line opener.
/null
The Godmodder has accounted for that! He's accounted for EVERYTHING! Once you're inside of GodCraft, you're stuck there! Transferring code out won't work, since the Godmodder's numerous firewalls would trace the connection and dump you right back into the server!
>>It can always create a certain glitch in the Glitch that reverts its effects. Which is, in fact, what is being simulated...the correct actions to take to accomplish that.
There's a character limit?
Glitching the Glitch wouldn't dispel it! That's not how glitches work! And you call yourself an A.I...
Yes. It's around 75,000 characters if I remember correctly.
Interesting.... I get Harry Potter to use lengardium leviosa on the FIRST BLOCK.
I summon the Bridge of Eldin to help bridge the gap.
STORY TIME!
OBLIVION, you said you were Maniacs father? How does that work?
\/\/ELL, YOU SEE... \/\//-\IT! LET ME T/-\LK NORM/-\L....
... There! Okay, it all started MANY years ago. The gods and goddesses made all of the dimensions. It was a peaceful time (which of course is why I showed up). Then came the darkness (ME!). I created monsters of darkness to rampage across all dimensions. A great war happened between me and the gods/goddesses. It lasted several years, until, they won. They made walls between dimensions to contain the monsters, and trapped me in one of them. Those monsters became the famous video game villains you know about today.
Good news, I had a back-up plan. I made a secret monster, which I named the L()rd. I commanded him to do what I say. That's right, I told him to start the war, to capture Steve, to scare you players. But, there is one story not many know of....
When I told him to make Maniac.
In the early days of the war, the L()rd highjacked Notch's player maker. I told him to make an ultimate superweapon, one that would lead my army to victory. That superweapon became Maniac. I guess that makes me his father....
The rest the L()rd has told you.
... Did you know this Maniac?
This is all news to me....
The spell backfires since that isn't even an actual spell!
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault Symbol = Vault's Cache (Level 8: 6/9)
Armageddon Days won't stop the Alchemies! Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Ol' Slagger && Florentine (A seraph-rarity weapon in Borderlands 2 that does Shock Damage but has bonus Slag damage on impact as well) = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
I attempt to get a captcharoid picture of Shattered Bill wielding the Quills of Enchida, promising Bill a copy as incentive to keep still for the shot.
I uncork Lockpick on the Minecraft Elites, because I haven't used that and I don't know what it does.
I use the wand form of the Allegrostepper to fire off it's powerful dubstep projectiles at the 'First Block,' while thrusting forward so it's a point-blank attack as well.
Lastly, I start building a bridge with Obisidian to cross the Pit.
Sacred Chiller && Badass Medal = Excalibleep (Level 10: 1/11)
Ol' Slagger && Florentine = The Slag-Shocker (Level 4: 1/5)
The image comes out all blurry and the Captcharoid Camera cannot get a code! Bill would prefer if there was only one of him flying around...
You take out one of your numerous doors and get out a special key, unlocking it! The door makes a sudden noise and opens, releasing an empty room! You then grab the door and whack the Minecraft Elites with it, eventually releasing a few bombs from the door that deal 7,500 damage to an Elite!
=ACTION=
>ENTER THE PIT.
You do so.
>DUCT TAPE A BUNCH OF CHAIRS TOGETHER TO MAKE SOME BRIDGING
You do so.
>FIRE THE OTHER SIDE at IKEA
That might not be possible, but sure, we'll try.
+4 BRIDGING!
The shot completely curves around Ikea, full of glitchiness, and hits the Multi-Powersuit! 10,000 damage to it!
Fluorite Octet && Hanyu Da Zidian (2006) = Far East Octet (7/9)
The Chlorine Combuster complete!
Fluorite Octet && Ancient Sumerian Cuneiform Tablet = ??? (2/?)
I grab the Chlorine Combuster off the Alchemiter and run out to see THE PIT and THE FIRST BLOCK. I flash-step up to the glitchy first block.
I proceed to scratch/zap the first block using some of my NetHack wand collection, which consists of several wands of striking, a wand of opening, and a wand of death, and a wand of nothing.
I then flash-step over to the pit and bridge it with a bunch of microwaves. I then burn a table in front of Ikea's face, then while he's distracted roll the Fluorite Decad at him.
EDIT: I HATE THIS EDITOR! I had a whole section where the four AIs, brainwashed by B1nary, tried to stop the players from bridging the pit, written like a screenplay, but it got deleted!
Okay, post done.
THE CHLORINE COMBUSTER: A machine gun whose bullets are infused with a special chemical that causes anything they hit to become sprayed with acid and instantly combust! Probably not so good in a wooden area.
+4 SCRATCH!
+3 BRIDGING!
3-8-6-4-2-4-1-2-10-2
A massive hammer appears and squashes Ikea flat, as well as emitting a massive white light at her! The hammer disappears, and Ikea's gender seems to have been flipped back to male! He has taken 9,000 damage.
Unlikely though a few low-calibre rifle rounds and a shield failure is to destroy something as durable as the Demimech, the accumulated stress of the last several months ends in a cataclysmic reactor meltdown, annihilating me and everyone within five mile- *Flickerflickerflikrflkrfkrflrfkfrfkrkfkrkfrlkfrf-f--f-f-----* -I find myself standing a few meters from myself, an exact temporal copy created by the flux of a massive Monochromium event and the active Glitch, present to see the other version of myself die in the manner I just experienced, where I survive the blast via heavy armor and a more mundane shield, unharmed but for the worsening of my radiation poisoning and a further spread of frostbite from my Helsilver right arm...
I turn from my own ashes and move to the Pit, ordering my nanitic cloud to begin building a bridge.
How can a table be female?! The entities have 66765/25673 (cannon parts) and 333333333.33/787 (pumpkin) hps. Yes, they're illogical on purpose, neither does attack. I'll make sense later.
7/25 MBC-parts. (+6 from TT2000)
+2 to TT2000
I hover over the bridge building site... it'd be such a low blow if someone were to attack the support beam just before the bridge reaches the first artifact...
Speaking of low blows, i strike the elites with one.
Oh, okay. MBC Cannon Parts added! Pumpkin added!
The Glitch turns the air around you into solid bedrock, locking you in!
{WELL THAT DIDN'T WORK. ALSO, IKEA IS SCARY AS HELL IN THAT FORM.}
I zap Ikea, turning (NAN: GENDER NOT IDENTIFIABLE) back into a male.
{WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT. MY ABILITY IS READY. NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU GETS TO DIE TODAY...}
I randomly pick up 4 Minecraft elites, toss them around like ragdolls for a while, then pause, idly holding them in the air.
{NOW THEN. PEOPLE SENSITIVE TO SUFFERING MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AWAY.}
Gray tendrils suddenly shoot out from the shard, impaling the Minecraft elites through their chest repeatedly, then tug outwards. For the briefest of time, the horrible sound of flesh, bone, and sinew tearing fills the battlefield, before, in a scarlet explosion, the elites turn into a pile of gibs. Anyone still watching is treated to the lovely (NOT) sight of four screaming heads, and various body parts disintegrating in a pulse of gray energy.
{SO, WHICH ONE OF US PLAYERS DO YOU FRAGILE THINGS FEAR MOST? IF THE ANSWER IS ME, GOOD CHOICE.}
More tendrils lazily crush the heads into a fine paste, which then also disintegrates in a pulse of gray energy, leaving not even a trace of the four save for a crimson mess of blood. A final pulse then blasts outwards, apparently disintegrating something invisible.
{THAT WAS TO GET THEIR SOULS AS WELL. DEATH IS NOT THE END OF THIS HELL FOR THEM. NOW, ON TO THE CHALLENGES. I'LL DO THE BRIDGING FIRST.}
A chunk tears out of the cliff where the Arrival stand, hovering over to bridge the pit. The shard of me hovers over.
Fluorite Octet && Hanyu Da Zidian (2006) = Far East Octet (8/9)
Fluorite Octet && Deseret First Book = ??? (1/?)
Fluorite Octet && Ancient Sumerian Cuneiform Tablet = ??? (3/?)
Since the Unicoder is technically a set of wands, I scratch the First Block with it. I then bridge the Pit by
pushing in a large number of U+0060 GRAVE ACCENTs Sokoban style, which turn out to be NetHack
boulders, filling in the pit. If we have reached a Glitch Artifact:
"If you don't stop blocking the bridge, I will not be giving you kind attention but bullets, deadly chemicals and large samples of a certain radioactive isotope from my uber minigun."
I then aim the Chlorine Combuster at the Glitch Artifact regardless of whether it moves or not and proceed to fire everything that it can fire at the Artifact.
Fluorite Octet && Deseret First Book = Glyphic Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
You warned erelye, you did not warn Hank. I was aware as well. Just thought it would be interesting to see what happens.
6/11 for Vi Forti
I finish the Synaptic Helm
4/8 for the Cosmic Crasher
Alright then. Here's what we're gonna-
Suddenly, Vriska's Minecraft avatar begins fritzing out.
Bad. Oh gorilla. 8h gorilla oh gorilla oh gorilla oh gorilla!!! 8ts her8. H8w the gorilla 8s is h8r8!?!?
CaptainM8ndfang has been disconnected.
Hank just stands there, blinking.
Well gorilla.
He turns to the men, who are even more blown away and looking completely lost.
You lot!
"Yeah?"
What forces have you got close enough to help with those challenge things?
"Um... not a whole lot..."
Well send everything in.
Everyone's lives are at stake here.
The first block is suddenly assaulted by a massive wave of needle-wielding Minecraftians!
Every single needle-kind weapon to be found in Godcraft is used to assault the thing.
Additionally, a team of bridge crews, also made up of minecraftians, but also partnered with a number of humans, as well as a few dwarves, begin bridging the Gap.
SYNAPTIC HELM: A metal crown infused with a pink crystal. It grants the user the power to control objects with their mind through telekinesis and use the powers of psionics on their enemies. It can also allow limited use of entering the minds of others and reading theyir thoughts and actions.
BTW, I am switching to green text just in case the Glitch starts glitching out my posts.
Miniature Tokomak: 2/6
I join the Pit and deploy Computercraft turtles to start bridging the ravine with obsidian using a program I originally developed for filling in creeper-holes.
(BTW my character doesn't use magic, so he is not participating in the Scratch)
I don't necessarily mean MAGIC wands... Any sort of needle would do!
Luckily, my posts are unaffected by the Glitch thanks to what I did last turn. Hmmmm. I guess Twin will railroad me into helping, so might as well... I reveal the QUILLS OF ECHIDNA. I jump high in the air and leap down, scratching the Block with them. I then STYX STRIKE the Block. Wait, where are those Bugs going?
Here's how the Bugs work: they will participate in lowering integrities along with the Glitch. If their Bug Integrity is depleted, they will die. Attack Level is the percent they lower integrities by, and it rises 0.5 every turn. Bug 791 starts with a .5 attack power advantage. Reproduction Integrity rises by 10-15% each turn, and when it reaches 100%, a new Bug with 0.5 starting Attack Level will be born.
Meanwhile, dark clouds gather, unaffected by the glitch. Curiously red lightning streaks down from them.
Serpent, on a far-off red ship, turns in time to see a mysterious troll in a snakeskin robe walk briskly down the deck.
Salmiak && Iron Ingot Scratcher Droid 1/10 Bridger Droid 1/10
8,000 damage to Ikea!
Salmiak && Iron Ingot = Licorice Ingot (Level 1: 1/2)
Are you seriously that lazy that you're going to make charges do the challenges for you? Considering their apparently robotic nature, the Glitch would probably corrupt them ahem anyway!
I walk up to the godmodder with a contract in my hand. I give it to him and make him sign it.
Contract:
We the Anti-Godmodders, Neutrals, and Pro-Godmodders agree to hold an official cease-fire until the Glitch and the Arrival have been dealt with. We promise not to attack you or each other. However, if a noob who is not aware of the existence of this contract breaks its conditions, that will not make this contract valid. Exploiting loopholes in, twisting the words of, or acting according to the letter but not the spirit of this contract is forbidden and will nullify this contract. That applies to both the players and you.
Players' Signatures: Gutza1
Godmodder's Signature:
Twin will have to make the godmodder sign this contract. Everybody else sign it to save Minecraftia!
How to sign it:
Just say, I sign the contract.
The Godmodder carefully considers the contract and signs it! He was never one for ceasefires, but he thinks things have escalated enough that it's probably necessary at this point...
I use the Handmaid's wands to blast the First Block with wand-based clockwork majjyks. I then blast b1ll with some more wand-based clockwork majjyks. I also sign the contract.
Narrative Assaulter 8/11
The Manipuleightr 4/9
Salmiak && Iron Ingot 2/X
Scratcher Droid 2/10
Bridger Droid 2/10
+3 SCRATCH!
7,500 damage to Bill!
LICORICE INGOT: A black metal ingot that appears to be made out of hardened licorice.
BTW Twin, you should add the contract as an entity for players to sign. Also the Computercraft turtles that are bridging the gap should be added as entities.
Miniature Tokomak: 4/6
I begin to alchemize Cheap Rifle & Carbon Nanogel
I replace the obsidian in the turtles with Nanobot blocks that fill the gap on their own.
I take every wand we've ever used, then use them, their Perfectly Generic versions, their Trickster versions, their .jpeg versions, their Blue Generic Versions, their blue .jpeg versions, and their Alchemy Alteration Field versions and use them on the First Block, both Scratching them on the block and straight up firing them at it on full blast. I then attach them to the Bridge. I also park another Generic Fortress on IKEA, this one in the shape of an IKEA(the store.) EXCEPT IT'S FILED TO THE BRIM WITH CHAIRS. The chairs promptly engage IKEA in a heroic battle to the near-death, at which point they just defect to Ire's side so he can do whatever with them. After the near-death battle, IKEA realizes that they've been hit with the Gender Blaster! Multiple times! IKEA is now King IKEA again-oh wait I just shot him again. For an extremely effective demoralization tactic.
Universal D8 Wandholster 2/??
Universal D8 Bridgebuilder 2/??
Problem Sleuth Collection && Honey && Miniature DMK picture 2/??
+6 SCRATCH!
9,000 damage to Ikea! The Gender Blaster glitches out and rebounds, shooting at YOU!
You equip several more trophies separate from the earlier ones and throw them into the air! Lucas, Pokemon Trainer, Snake, and Wolf appear! They head over to the Minecraft Elites and aggress them with psychic powers, elemental attacks, grenades, and landmasters! Minecraft Elite killed!
@HEX: How do you expect to see through something... if it is opaque? In all seriousness, well played.
Twin, is it okay if I refrain from making this glitch text? It takes too much time, and I am not feeling up to it, as you could see by my lack of a midnight post. Well, there is another reason as well. I may have spent my evening watching a twelve hour livestream.
Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainer 2/7
Very well. I would say that it would be a bad idea to merely go back into Grayhold...
As such, I Scratch the First Block with my infinisharp Hazel Wand. The Quills of Echidna are for novices. And, by Scratch, I mean I fire a pointed bolt of golden Scratch energy at the Block, in a manner akin to Bill. If this is impossible, I merely revert to the original plan.
You're not supposed to be intentionally glitching out your posts anyway!
>>Various means. It cannot be opaque to the entire spectrum or bad things will happen, like a sudden disruption in the manastream causing an outflow of wild magic around the shielding. So I use that, if I must.
>>*writes, with the Scribe's Wands, "shielding that will not be affected by the Glitch, and will not permit the Glitch to enter, that will appear around my current location*
>>Anywho.
>>I attempt to hack IKEA's exoskeleton, and create a shunt for incoming IP traffic that points at Binary's IP address, or failing that GLaDOS's IP address. Or just the Aperture Science IP block. If I am successful I make the suit shoot Bill.
The Scribe's Wands are not strong enougghh to create something completely immune to the Glitch!
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault Symbol = Vault's Cache (Level 8: 8/9)
Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = ??? (Level ?, 3/?)
Ol' Slagger && Florentine (A seraph-rarity weapon in Borderlands 2 that does Shock Damage but has bonus Slag damage on impact as well) = ??? (Level ?, 3/?)
I whip out Forge Stoker and whip the Minecraft Elites with it.
The Irate Schrezo says hello to the 'First Block' with extreme prejudice. And explosions.
I drop a bridge (that isn't the one we're making) on any obstacle that impedes our progress. If there isn't any, the dropped bridge makes more bridging.
I assault the First Block with my variety of wands. Of course, they were all condensed into the Hazel Wand. As such, I use said wand (yes, singular. I am quite surprised at how many times people have made it plural) to Scratch the Block some more, under more... precise strikes. By that, I mean like the way I sliced the deck of the MC Freedom in half with it in a single stroke.
Twin, what do you think would happen if I were to drown GodCraft in Ghast Tears?
You stare at the twice-impaled corpse of your leader, the body to tumbling to the floor, blades still protruding from its stomach. You endeavor to give it as much thought as the other two dead in your party. Which is to say, as little as possible. At that, you look back at Nelrte. Anger pulsing through your veins, you fire an absolutely gigantic psio-blast at him. Deflecting it, he speeds towards you, golden Prince of Light aura trailing behind. He reaches for you, and you fire what elves call the 'Magnus Arcanum' of your energy, a monolithic blast of burgundy energy streaking through the sky at near the speed of light. Nelrte barely fires another lightblast at you in time. The beams meet. Multi-chromatic sparks spewing out from the intersect, you focus. Priori Incantatem, they call it. A dome of Alternate Erelyebots surrounds the both of you. The golden light is slowly reaching your end. With all your might, you slowly push the thing back. The sparks slowly, twitchingly reach the end Nelrte is floating at. Yes.
Suddenly, a large Light symbol appears. You feel... as if you are being drained of something. The link dissipates. Nelrte points his hand at you in a manner akin to Darth Vader (not Elf Darth Vader. That is ridiculous. Elves have the normal Star Wars, you blithering misconceiver). You feel the air rushing out of your lungs. Gasping for the sudden lack of oxygenated breath, you feel as if you are slowly drifting towards something. Looking forwards, you realize. With Nelrte's hand around your throat like a fist of solid orichalcum, you look at your enemy. No grim smile lines his face. Merely determination. Hold on. You have yet to... Oh, duh. You peer into his eyes.
Then, you realize that he is at-
*SNAP*
Your name is Virnul Kodros, and
YOU ARE DEAD.
+5 SCRATCH!
Well, aside from the fact that you'd drown everyone in Ghast Tears, all the players would probably stuff them in their inventories until there were too many to pick up, in which case the Godmodder would /clear them all.
I might just join again, if I can figure out what the hell is going on right now.
Whoa! Welcome back, Crusher! It's been hundreds of pages since you last posted. Basically, a short summary of what has gone on since you left:
The Operator (the upgraded form of your Virus) died. Then the whole Homestuck thing we had going on was finished when my two split personalities (Green Text Guy and Red Text Guy) were both killed and Doc Scratch, the figurehead of the Homestuck Invasion, teleported every player to a sidequest. They killed them and his master, Lord English, and were able to repair the Fourth Wall and undo the Invasion. I was revived along the way.
Now, the government has amassed an A.I. called Project Binary, plus GLaDOS from Portal and Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls, as well as Ikea, a sentient table. Along with a legion of government agents, they have entered GodCraft and the government's original plan was to have them kill the Godmodder and stop his virus. However, the four people I listed above have their own plans and convinced the world the right thing to do was destroy Minecraft in its entirety.
Now, Project Binary is manipulating the world into thinking the players (and me) are evil and should be hunted down and killed, and Bill Cipher has unleashed the Glitch back onto the server. You remember that, right? The Godmodder has formed a truce with you (by you, I mean the players) to stop the Arrival Forces (Earth's army) and the Glitch.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: Chop part of IKEA off and use it to build the bridge
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
Gender Bender AND USB 4/4
USB-63 isolated.
Program Extracted.
Modified to automatically open.
Sending to Update_Terminal_Trifecta.
Heh, this will be fun if it works.
-Blue's House-
...and remember when he slid into that wall?
Blue laughs, then turns somber.
Shame he was out to kill me.
Hey... just because he was out to kill you doesn't mean everything he did was an attempt...
Yeah... you're right, for like the hundredth time.
I'm just making myself miserable.
Just like I always do, am I right?
She laughs again, but it's a little forced. Red quickly changes the topic.
...do you prefer this bottle?
It's great.
I probably shouldn't have any more.
Or I might be impaired during a fight.
She proceeds to immediately pour herself another glass.
Eh, what are the chances of that happening right now?
-Galactic Police Station B-23-
The detective stands in front of a dozen squads of assault officers.
Alright, men. Your target is one [Redacted], better know as Blue, secretary for the CEO of HMASBC. Your objective is not to kill nor to make an arrest, but simply to injure. The President has demanded that it keeps her out of action for at least a month, but she must not die or be permanently affected. Break a couple of limbs, maybe, and put her in a coma if you must. She is to be considered armed, dangerous, and highly guarded. You are to avoid severely injuring or killing anyone else if at all possible.
The squads step into mass teleporters, and exit right outside Blue's house.
You deal 5,000 damage to Ikea but fail to bridge!
USB-63: A USB. When plugged in, converts the viewer of its files to an opposite gender.
The Glitch corrupts your file into keeping the viewer's gender the same! I remain male.
Bluh bluh Arrival bluh bluh Binary bluh bluh Glitch 2.0 bluh bluh replaying events but different. PM me for details if you're still confused.
With that I decide to place a giant record player onto the First Block. The needle, a giant Echidna's Quill, scratches the First Block beyond playability. I then attach it to the bridge.
Universal D8 Holster && Wand 3/??
Universal D8 Holster && Bridge Building Machine 3/??
Hopefully pang nectar 3/??
I suddenly make a reappearence as a neutral party aiding the Glitch.
"I will destroy this server, whatever the cost!"
I then start coding up some bonuses to aid the glitch:
1: Glitchmook factory 1/30
2: Time glitch 1/30
The Godmodder, as well as all the players, are appalled that you are actually HELPING the Glitch! In fact, so am I. I really don't think that you should do that. The Glitch is rogue to ALL players, and would reject your help regardless!
And besides, there's no specific alignment that aids the Glitch. AG and PG are both attacking the Glitch right now, and Neutral players would just attack everything equally!
Plus, why would you want to destroy Minecraft! Then, there would be no hope at fixing the game after destroying the Godmodder!
43/50 The Queen
7/25 Health Care Package
7/25 Health Care Package
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 10/11)
> R. K.: Plays Clue with a tree.
> K4yne: Uses Netheraria to concentrate some fiery magic from it's components and sends it in the form of a scythe beam at the First Block!
"You will NEVER destroy the virus!" I yell as I coat the First Block in a special liquid coating that will explode and kill the first thing that tries to Scratch it or otherwise tamper with the First Block.
The Glitch isn't your virus.
The special liquid gets corrupted by the Glitch and turns into a massive wall of beds!
I continue the Scratching of the First Block with the needed weapon, telekinetically forcing Crusher to activate his own liquid before doing so, absorbing the blast to create more vis for the Hazel Wand. I then stare at him.
Anyhow, you see a body tumble to a walkway on Lomal, head lolling to the side in a grotesque manner. And then there were two. You move the carcass of Kalare slightly. Then, you grab one of the blades in his cold chest, removing it with a sickening squelch. Pointing the bloodstained blade directly at Nelrte, you wait. Challenging him. In the distance, you can see the fuchsia-tinted universe speeding towards the planetary rubble orbiting Skaia. The grayish-blue coating of your swords slowly oxidizes, becoming a candy red. You prepare to leap at the murderer. Suddenly, a pulsating light speeds towards a bit of planetary rubble. As the stuff fades, you can see a golden sarcophagus, grinning in a thoroughly horrific manner. The top slides off, slowing grinding against the other half of the container. A hulking green figure emerges. You duck behind a large rock. In a flash of green light, something happens. Then, you hear pulsations and see horrible flickering lights, and a constant green one. Peering above the rock, you see the demon having a staredown with Nelrte. You duck behind the rock once more, and begin to hear muttering. Then, you hear the sound of a machine gun firing, and see another flash of multicolored light. Peering above the rock once more, you see the sarcophagus sliding shut. Maddening eyes of billiard briefly stare at you, until there is a flash, and the thing vanishes.
You see another lifeless body tumbling through the air, riddled with hundreds of bullet holes.
"I am sorry, but I must do this. I killed the godmodder once (check it, I actually scored the killing hit in DTG1), and if I can harness the glitch I could do it again (PS is the glitch related to my old virus summon, or is it a new thing?)." I then set a variable to zero, causing a divide by zero error that damages server integrity and causes a random entity to get caught in a chunk error, causing damage to it and preventing it from attacking.
This Glitch is NOT a reincarnated form of your old virus summon. However, that virus's Glitch Resistance falling to 0 is what allowed this Glitch to manifest in the first place!
A random entity will get caught in a chunk errrror this turn!
>>*a zerg swarm of one-HP pointy entities charges at Crusher. He jumps out of the way, and the entities ram the block.*
>>All the same, I'd rather you stay FAR away from here...
>>*flings Crusher into the Pit, or the first glitch of the Pit, hoping he will stay there and not try to help our mutual enemies. To be sure, a hard-light cage is deployed wherever he hits.*
>>Godmodder, please lock down Crusher's charges.
>>Now that that's over. I telekinetically shove Binary over unbridged parts of the Pit/into the Glitch, hoping that self-preservation will make him help by creating a bridge/killing the Glitch in that immediate area. If not, oh well, he still takes damage from the Void/Glitch.
The entites all get absorbed by the Pit!
I'll take care of that.
Project Binary merely floats over the Pit and alters your coding to remove any and all telekinetic abilities you may possess.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: CO:Roundabout IKEA
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-Blue's House-
>Suddenly change perspective
>Be Blue
You are now Blue. You have been introduced in the past, and while most of that information may be outdated, you're too cheerful for something depressing like introspection. Right now, you are having dinner with Red. Or rather, you are done dinner, and are drinking a cup of whatever this delightful drink is. As if if wasn't obvious, you're in quite the good mood, which frankly does not happen to you too often. You are a little worried about the effects of this drink, but what are the chances you'll get attacked right now? Contrary to popular belief, you do realize how unnecessary your paranoia usually is. Besides, this drink doesn't seem to have any effects but this euphoria.
Anyways, you and Red are talking about whatever comes to mind, which is mostly the happy days of your childhood. Not to say your days now aren't happy, in fact, this past hour are been absolutely great. You're usually quite busy, but right now you have nothing to do but enjoy yourself, which you are happily doing. The only way this could be better if... okay, it could be a lot better, but you're not going to dwell on that right now. Instead, you empty your glass and listen to Red rant about his work, which is not very interesting usually, but right now, everything sounds amazing to you. An outside observer might be a little concerned at how good of a mood you're in right now, but you're not an outside observer are you?
You hear a couple of bangs in the distance, and look at Red to see if he heard them. He doesn't seem to react, so you decide you probably imagined them. You refill your glass, and Red changes topics.
Blue...
I might've slipped some pills in your drink... when you weren't looking...
Sorry...
...But honestly... sometimes your moping is a little irritating...
You might've been mad normally, but right now you're just too cheerful.
That's alright.
... You'll probably say differently when it wears off...
You down your glass again, and giggle, which you, as a rule, do not do.
Probably.
Suddenly, a loud bang comes from the door, then another, then another, then a crunch. The door comes loose, and dozens of officers stream in. A dozen red beams are pointed at you. You sigh, put down your glass, and raise your hands. You see Red doing the same.
Do you mean Reacharound?
[quote=ManiacMasteR;/members/ManiacMasteR;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-glitch?comment=17644]I suddenly become a magician! With a Nether Rod wand, I cast AVADACADABARA on the first block.
I get boulders that magically float to help build the bridge. The wand backfires and instantly kills you since that's not even a real spell!
The Glitch continues to currupt the server! The sky glow more ereractically with every passing momemt! It's varipus stats pragr///! Several entitys, includig the Minecraft Eletes, ebegin to run int invisile strucutres in the enviro_ment! In addi+ion, alll eentities, regaradlesss of facti, feel very hostil forwards playesr, as awedll as week...
The Arrivval forces dealONE-SHOT the Multi-Powersuit, and deal 100,000,000 dammage to the What Pumpkin!
Oblivion adels 7,000 damag to King Ikea!
The Shar of Engineer uses Consume, killing 4 Minecrafte Lites! The MBC CAnnon Parts and the Pumpkin remain idle....
The WS-Mech attempt to use Trifecta against Llib, but the there shots careen in different irections! One hits the Pupmkin, dealing 200,000,000 damage to ti! Anothe kill 2 Minecraft Elites! The last hits the Mech itsel, dealing 60,000 amage to it! The GH-Mech uses Meteor Shower, and a msasive array of meteroites storm down on the servserver! They deal 100,000 damage to Ikea! GH-Mech killed! The Godmodder continues to get swarmed by glglitch, but not NEARLY as bad as teverything else... He fires a caconcentrated glitch blast at Bill, daeling 60,000 dama!
The Arrivalf Orces decide to leave the Battlefield and see how the rest of these server is ffected vy the Glitc! They leave the Minceraft Elites behin, however.
...HEy, guys. DO you DO you notcie anyth1ng... od?
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Scratch the First Block!
> All: Bridge the Pit!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [0u0]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 0% SERVER INTEGRITY: 90% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 60% FACTION INTEGRITY: 80% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 80% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 90% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 94% CODE INTEGRITY: 96% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96% PLAYABILITY: 98% SERVER CHIPS: 0/8
~
Challenge One: THE SCRATCH.
The First Block: [???] SCRATCH METER: //////////////////// 65%.
~
Challenge Two: THE PIT.
Minceraft ELites: [01] HP: 36,500/50,000. (x4.) 42,500/50,000. (x5.) 39,500/50,000. (x11.) Confused: III Cursed: II
THE OPPRATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chai/.
Shard of Engier: [N] HP: ??? Stability: 100%. Consume: III
MBC Cannon Parts: [N] HP: 66,765/25,673.
What Pumpkin?: [N] HP: 33,333,333.33/787.
Contract: [N] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neuntrals. All three faction will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 2. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
WS-Mec Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 109,000/600,000. Trifecta'd: III
Curse you twin and your slightly earlier-than-usual update.
Holy guacamole! Crusher's back from the dead! It does occur to me that the man who both killed the godmodder and summoned the UOSS should probably have an avatar by now... Random thought of the day.
7/11 for Vi Forti
1/? for Synaptic Helm OR high energy psionic amplifier
5/8 for the Cosmic Crasher
The bridging forces begin assembling bridge pieces, so that when the glitch artifact is destroyed (reduced) amounts of bridging will be automatically added since they can just place it down immediately and keep going.
Another troupe of mechs, led by Voltron, charges the Glitch Artifact, lasers, rockets, explosives, oh my.
Lots of exploding of the glitch artifact happens.
Voltron transforms together all at once, and with their +5 sword of plot resolution, attempt to slay the glitch artifact to help things resolve faster!
The assault on the first block continues, and grows more and more intense.
It is being scratch by hundreds of Minecraftians, and their numbers continue to grow.
Add both groups as troops. If they survive the battle, they'll move on to the next challenges.
Hank turns back to the Minecraft elites. Alright punks. Time to deal with you.
Uzi in one hand, sword in the other, he launches himself into their midst.
Some would say that he carves through them like a hot knife through butter.
That's not an adequate description of what Hank does to the Minecraft elites.
A much more apt description is. Like a chainsaw through butter.
What's the difference between the two?
A chainsaw is faster, and far, far messier.
37/40, +2 Granger(where is that guy? I want my +2's!)
I pour one nonillion(1 x 1030) gallons of "anti-glitch fluid" I got from the department store into the server WITH MAGIC. According to the bottle, it "also works on Scratches(what is the plural of scratch, seriously), garaunteed 100%!"
BTW Twin, you forgot to update the Bridging and Scratch meters, add the contract, and post stats for the Glitch artifact.
Nanogel Rifle: 2/2 Complete!
Miniature Tokomak: 5/6
I set the Nanogel Rifle to "Rock and Roll" and start shooting at the Glitch artifact.
"While this gun may be built of nanotube-steel alloy, it's nothing compared to what I shall create when the Tokamak is complete!"
The black figure felt the Nanogel Rifle's power and lack of weight. However, it knew that this was only temporary. It didn't have much respect for gunpower-based weaponry. It always tried to use more... potent methods of killing. Fortunately the tokomak was almost complete.
Sorry Crusher. Your sweet loot was taken while you were in stasis. To be fair we had no idea you were returning. So yeah. Also it's four H not three of them. It's the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker.
... Excellent, the glitch is taking effect. With that in mind, COMIC SANS GO! (Improves anti-glitch, raises misspelling, misspellings corrected by retconning autocorrect) With that in mind, I take the Twitchy Staff and scrape its tip onto the First Block, since that technically shouldn't violate any cooldowns as it's basically just hitting it with a stick. If I still can't do that I just use a replica without any real powers onto the block. Along with a healthy dose of the Unbreakable Katana, a weapon demonstrated to have Scratching capabilities. And smash a Generic Storm into the glitch artifacts, both harming them and adding onto the bridge. I also run, throw Lil' Cal's Dice, and swing my Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer into them, propelling them into IKEA at dangerous speeds. ... You know, Lil' Cal's Dice. These ones (Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet.) Along with the Wardice of Zillywen, Combatdice of Zillyhoep, and any other trickster dice besides the Combatdice of Zillywen. The Zillydice then promptly explode without actually coming up with a result. Fluorite D8 Holder && Wand 1/?? Void's Roguewands (That is, Scribe's Wands && Inky Abyss) >Fine 1/7 Five Alarm Hot Sauce 4/11
I use a time glitch to retcon my last post, then summon a GlitchMook! Glitchmooks have 1000 HP, but they have a 50% chance to glitch and dodge an incoming attack. In addition, their death confuses the server and causes a random integrity to lose 1%.
Edit: I then de-retcon my post back to normal, causing a Timey Wimey Ball.
Edit 2: I abort my previous action via time warp and then try to tell someone from the earth invsion force "you idiots, you should just do an IP trace and then send 4000 SWAT officers to the Godmodder's door."
I use a time glitch to retcon my last post, then summon a GlitchMook! Glitchmooks have 1000 HP, but they have a 50% chance to glitch and dodge an incoming attack. In addition, their death confuses the server and causes a random integrity to lose 1%.
You may want to wait until I'm done posting to act.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
=ACTION=
I quickly unload THE OTHER SIDE into the Glitch Artifact. If it is dead, I continue my bridging process with Cobblestone.
I also draw a picture of a chair on the contract, signing it. (You should draw the Contract once it comes into effect.)
I also attempt to LEVEL UP, given that I am only a few points away from leveling.
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault Symbol = Vault's Cache (Level 8: 9/9) Awesome!
Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = Excalibleep (Level 10: 4/11)
Ol' Slagger && Florentine = The Slag-Shocker (Level 4: 4/5)
Since people may get the misconception I'm a Hero of Time...
Adamantium Door && Yggdrasil Twig && Concentrated Life Essence (Level ?, 1/?)
I dual-wield the Aleggrostepper and The Whole Note, and keep point-blanking the 'First Block' with their explosive projectiles The power of Yggdrasil, Dubstep and explosions will prevail!
I also introduce the glitch artifacts blocking our way to the power of infinite bullets via the Infinity Vladof Pistol. As the name suggests, the main draw is that there's no limit on ammo. For whatever reason, there's also no muzzle drop or recoil due to the odd bullet spread. I keep firing until it inevitably glitches out. When that happens, I give the artifact a full-course meal of Forge Stoker Level 2: Drop It.
I get boulders that magically float to help build the bridge.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
+4 SCRATCH!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => GENERIC STORM
+3 BRIDGING!
Ikea's ship knocks you out of the timeline with its firepower! You land thirty seconds from now, falling into the Pit!
Universal D8 Holster && Wands = The Dicecaster (Level 13: 1/14)
Universal D8 Holster && Bridge Building Machine = The Diceconstructer (Level 15: 1/16)
Problem Sleuth Collection && Honey && Miniature DMK Picture = 5 Alarm Hot Sauce (Level 10: 1/11)
The Godmodder has accounted for that! He's accounted for EVERYTHING! Once you're inside of GodCraft, you're stuck there! Transferring code out won't work, since the Godmodder's numerous firewalls would trace the connection and dump you right back into the server!
Glitching the Glitch wouldn't dispel it! That's not how glitches work! And you call yourself an A.I...
Yes. It's around 75,000 characters if I remember correctly.
The spell backfires since that isn't even an actual spell!
+3 BRIDGING!
Fluorite Octet && Ancient Sumerian Cuneiform Tablet = Bonzo's Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
Sacred Chiller && Badass Medal = Excalibleep (Level 10: 1/11)
Ol' Slagger && Florentine = The Slag-Shocker (Level 4: 1/5)
The image comes out all blurry and the Captcharoid Camera cannot get a code! Bill would prefer if there was only one of him flying around...
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LOCKPICK
You take out one of your numerous doors and get out a special key, unlocking it! The door makes a sudden noise and opens, releasing an empty room! You then grab the door and whack the Minecraft Elites with it, eventually releasing a few bombs from the door that deal 7,500 damage to an Elite!
+5 SCRATCH!
+2 BRIDGING!
+4 BRIDGING!
The shot completely curves around Ikea, full of glitchiness, and hits the Multi-Powersuit! 10,000 damage to it!
THE CHLORINE COMBUSTER: A machine gun whose bullets are infused with a special chemical that causes anything they hit to become sprayed with acid and instantly combust! Probably not so good in a wooden area.
+4 SCRATCH!
+3 BRIDGING!
3-8-6-4-2-4-1-2-10-2
A massive hammer appears and squashes Ikea flat, as well as emitting a massive white light at her! The hammer disappears, and Ikea's gender seems to have been flipped back to male! He has taken 9,000 damage.
+4 BRIDGING!
Oh, okay. MBC Cannon Parts added! Pumpkin added!
The Glitch turns the air around you into solid bedrock, locking you in!
Ikea was already turned into a male!
Fluorite Octet && Deseret First Book = Glyphic Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
+3 SCRATCH!
+5 BRIDGING!
+5 SCRATCH!
You add +1 BRIDGING, but then your path is stopped by a Glitch Artifact! All attempts to build from here on out will be stopped until you defeat it!
The First Block's inherent glitchy aura prevents you from using it in alchemy!
SYNAPTIC HELM: A metal crown infused with a pink crystal. It grants the user the power to control objects with their mind through telekinesis and use the powers of psionics on their enemies. It can also allow limited use of entering the minds of others and reading theyir thoughts and actions.
+5 SCRATCH!
You fail because of the Glitch Artifact!
I don't necessarily mean MAGIC wands... Any sort of needle would do!
They fail because of the Glitch Artifact!
The armor glitches into regular leather armor! You are killed by cows who want their leather back!
+2 SCRATCH!
> The_Serpent: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 THEIST'S FOLLY
+3 SCRATCH!
The Glitch turns on its own Bugs and blasts them with destabilization, corrupting them massively until they are assimilated into the Glitch itself!
8,000 damage to Ikea!
Salmiak && Iron Ingot = Licorice Ingot (Level 1: 1/2)
Are you seriously that lazy that you're going to make charges do the challenges for you? Considering their apparently robotic nature, the Glitch would probably corrupt t
hem ahem anyway!The Godmodder carefully considers the contract and signs it! He was never one for ceasefires, but he thinks things have escalated enough that it's probably necessary at this point...
Contract added!
+3 SCRATCH!
7,500 damage to Bill!
LICORICE INGOT: A black metal ingot that appears to be made out of hardened licorice.
Cheap Rifle && Carbon Nanogel = Nanogel Rifle (Level 1: 1/2)
KING Ikea.
+6 SCRATCH!
9,000 damage to Ikea! The Gender Blaster glitches out and rebounds, shooting at YOU!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 SUPER SMASH - BIZNASTY BRAWL
You equip several more trophies separate from the earlier ones and throw them into the air! Lucas, Pokemon Trainer, Snake, and Wolf appear! They head over to the Minecraft Elites and aggress them with psychic powers, elemental attacks, grenades, and landmasters! Minecraft Elite killed!
+3 SCRATCH!
You're not supposed to be intentionally glitching out your posts anyway!
+4 SCRATCH!
KING Ikea. Still, 10,000 damage!
The Scribe's Wands are not strong enougghh to create something completely immune to the Glitch!
Ikea's exoskeleton? What do you mean?
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => FORGE STOKER
You wield Fear No Anvil at the Minecraft Elites and trap them in a massive inferno filled with time shenanigans! You deal 8,000 damage to one!
+2 SCRATCH!
7,000 damage to the Glitch Artifact!
+5 SCRATCH!
Well, aside from the fact that you'd drown everyone in Ghast Tears, all the players would probably stuff them in their inventories until there were too many to pick up, in which case the Godmodder would /clear them all.
Whoa! Welcome back, Crusher! It's been hundreds of pages since you last posted. Basically, a short summary of what has gone on since you left:
The Operator (the upgraded form of your Virus) died. Then the whole Homestuck thing we had going on was finished when my two split personalities (Green Text Guy and Red Text Guy) were both killed and Doc Scratch, the figurehead of the Homestuck Invasion, teleported every player to a sidequest. They killed them and his master, Lord English, and were able to repair the Fourth Wall and undo the Invasion. I was revived along the way.
Now, the government has amassed an A.I. called Project Binary, plus GLaDOS from Portal and Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls, as well as Ikea, a sentient table. Along with a legion of government agents, they have entered GodCraft and the government's original plan was to have them kill the Godmodder and stop his virus. However, the four people I listed above have their own plans and convinced the world the right thing to do was destroy Minecraft in its entirety.
Now, Project Binary is manipulating the world into thinking the players (and me) are evil and should be hunted down and killed, and Bill Cipher has unleashed the Glitch back onto the server. You remember that, right? The Godmodder has formed a truce with you (by you, I mean the players) to stop the Arrival Forces (Earth's army) and the Glitch.
That's the short version.
You deal 5,000 damage to Ikea but fail to bridge!
USB-63: A USB. When plugged in, converts the viewer of its files to an opposite gender.
The Glitch corrupts your file into keeping the viewer's gender the same! I remain male.
+5 SCRATCH!
The Godmodder, as well as all the players, are appalled that you are actually HELPING the Glitch! In fact, so am I. I really don't think that you should do that. The Glitch is rogue to ALL players, and would reject your help regardless!
And besides, there's no specific alignment that aids the Glitch. AG and PG are both attacking the Glitch right now, and Neutral players would just attack everything equally!
Plus, why would you want to destroy Minecraft! Then, there would be no hope at fixing the game after destroying the Godmodder!
+3 SCRATCH!
The Glitch isn't your virus.
The special liquid gets corrupted by the Glitch and turns into a massive wall of beds!
+3 SCRATCH!
This Glitch is NOT a reincarnated form of your old virus summon. However, that virus's Glitch Resistance falling to 0 is what allowed this Glitch to manifest in the first place!
A random entity will get caught in a chunk errrror this turn!
The entites all get absorbed by the Pit!
I'll take care of that.
Project Binary merely floats over the Pit and alters your coding to remove any and all telekinetic abilities you may possess.
Do you mean Reacharound?
[quote=ManiacMasteR;/members/ManiacMasteR;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-glitch?comment=17644]I suddenly become a magician! With a Nether Rod wand, I cast AVADACADABARA on the first block.
I get boulders that magically float to help build the bridge. The wand backfires and instantly kills you since that's not even a real spell!
The Glitch continues to currupt the server! The sky glow more ereractically with every passing momemt! It's varipus stats pragr///! Several entitys, includig the Minecraft Eletes, ebegin to run int invisile strucutres in the enviro_ment! In addi+ion, alll eentities, regaradlesss of facti, feel very hostil forwards playesr, as awedll as week...
The Arrivval forces
dealONE-SHOT the Multi-Powersuit, and deal 100,000,000 dammage to the What Pumpkin!Oblivion adels 7,000 damag to King Ikea!
The Shar of Engineer uses Consume, killing 4 Minecrafte Lites! The MBC CAnnon Parts and the Pumpkin remain idle....
The WS-Mech attempt to use Trifecta against Llib, but the there shots careen in different irections! One hits the Pupmkin, dealing 200,000,000 damage to ti! Anothe kill 2 Minecraft Elites! The last hits the Mech itsel, dealing 60,000 amage to it! The GH-Mech uses Meteor Shower, and a msasive array of meteroites storm down on the serv
server! They deal 100,000 damage to Ikea! GH-Mech killed! The Godmodder continues to get swarmed by glglitch, but not NEARLY as bad as teverything else... He fires a caconcentrated glitch blast at Bill, daeling 60,000 dama!The Arrivalf Orces decide to leave the Battlefield and see how the rest of these server is ffected vy the Glitc! They leave the Minceraft Elites behin, however.
...HEy, guys. DO you DO you notcie anyth1ng... od?
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Scratch the First Block!
> All: Bridge the Pit!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [0u0]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 0%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 90%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 60%
FACTION INTEGRITY: 80%
ENTITY INTEGRITY: 80%
ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 90%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 94%
CODE INTEGRITY: 96%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
PLAYABILITY: 98%
SERVER CHIPS: 0/8
~
Challenge One: THE SCRATCH.
The First Block: [???] SCRATCH METER: //////////////////// 65%.
~
Challenge Two: THE PIT.
The Pit: [???] BRIDGING: //////////////////// 25%.
Glitch Artifacts: [???] HP: 43,000/50,000.
Minceraft ELites: [01] HP: 36,500/50,000. (x4.) 42,500/50,000. (x5.) 39,500/50,000. (x11.) Confused: III Cursed: II
THE OPPRATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chai/.
Shard of Engier: [N] HP: ??? Stability: 100%. Consume: III
MBC Cannon Parts: [N] HP: 66,765/25,673.
What Pumpkin?: [N] HP: 33,333,333.33/787.
Contract: [N] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neuntrals. All three faction will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 2. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
WS-Mec Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 109,000/600,000. Trifecta'd: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 15/125. Killstreak: 54.
Escape From Antechamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR?)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII DISABLED (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
13 Hog Slop
24 Elf Tears
20 Pie Filling
5 Weasel Snot
Holy guacamole! Crusher's back from the dead! It does occur to me that the man who both killed the godmodder and summoned the UOSS should probably have an avatar by now... Random thought of the day.
7/11 for Vi Forti
1/? for Synaptic Helm OR high energy psionic amplifier
5/8 for the Cosmic Crasher
The bridging forces begin assembling bridge pieces, so that when the glitch artifact is destroyed (reduced) amounts of bridging will be automatically added since they can just place it down immediately and keep going.
Another troupe of mechs, led by Voltron, charges the Glitch Artifact, lasers, rockets, explosives, oh my.
Lots of exploding of the glitch artifact happens.
Voltron transforms together all at once, and with their +5 sword of plot resolution, attempt to slay the glitch artifact to help things resolve faster!
The assault on the first block continues, and grows more and more intense.
It is being scratch by hundreds of Minecraftians, and their numbers continue to grow.
Add both groups as troops. If they survive the battle, they'll move on to the next challenges.
Hank turns back to the Minecraft elites.
Alright punks.
Time to deal with you.
Uzi in one hand, sword in the other, he launches himself into their midst.
Some would say that he carves through them like a hot knife through butter.
That's not an adequate description of what Hank does to the Minecraft elites.
A much more apt description is.
Like a chainsaw through butter.
What's the difference between the two?
A chainsaw is faster, and far, far messier.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I pour one nonillion(1 x 1030) gallons of "anti-glitch fluid" I got from the department store into the server WITH MAGIC. According to the bottle, it "also works on Scratches(what is the plural of scratch, seriously), garaunteed 100%!"
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I'll be making my great escape now!
BTW Twin, you forgot to update the Bridging and Scratch meters, add the contract, and post stats for the Glitch artifact.
Nanogel Rifle: 2/2 Complete!
Miniature Tokomak: 5/6
I set the Nanogel Rifle to "Rock and Roll" and start shooting at the Glitch artifact.
"While this gun may be built of nanotube-steel alloy, it's nothing compared to what I shall create when the Tokamak is complete!"The black figure felt the Nanogel Rifle's power and lack of weight. However, it knew that this was only temporary. It didn't have much respect for gunpower-based weaponry. It always tried to use more... potent methods of killing. Fortunately the tokomak was almost complete.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I hope you realize that I update in chunks.
4/30 GlitchMook Factory
I use the HHH (which is mine, btw) on the WS-Mech, then order the summoned spirits to attack the bridge.
Since you were AFK for a few hundred pages, I gave it to someone else. If you want it back, you can have it back.
... Excellent, the glitch is taking effect. With that in mind, COMIC SANS GO! (Improves anti-glitch, raises misspelling, misspellings corrected by retconning autocorrect)
With that in mind, I take the Twitchy Staff and scrape its tip onto the First Block, since that technically shouldn't violate any cooldowns as it's basically just hitting it with a stick. If I still can't do that I just use a replica without any real powers onto the block. Along with a healthy dose of the Unbreakable Katana, a weapon demonstrated to have Scratching capabilities. And smash a Generic Storm into the glitch artifacts, both harming them and adding onto the bridge. I also run, throw Lil' Cal's Dice, and swing my Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer into them, propelling them into IKEA at dangerous speeds. ... You know, Lil' Cal's Dice. These ones (Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet.) Along with the Wardice of Zillywen, Combatdice of Zillyhoep, and any other trickster dice besides the Combatdice of Zillywen. The Zillydice then promptly explode without actually coming up with a result.
Fluorite D8 Holder && Wand 1/??
Void's Roguewands (That is, Scribe's Wands && Inky Abyss) >Fine 1/7
Five Alarm Hot Sauce 4/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
5/30 Glitchmook Factory
I use a time glitch to retcon my last post, then summon a GlitchMook! Glitchmooks have 1000 HP, but they have a 50% chance to glitch and dodge an incoming attack. In addition, their death confuses the server and causes a random integrity to lose 1%.Edit: I then de-retcon my post back to normal, causing a Timey Wimey Ball.
Edit 2: I abort my previous action via time warp and then try to tell someone from the earth invsion force "you idiots, you should just do an IP trace and then send 4000 SWAT officers to the Godmodder's door."
You may want to wait until I'm done posting to act.
And:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Not really.
6/30 Mook Factory
I switch to anti-godmodder, then retcon all over the place. The timey-wimey ball falls on the godmodder ("No truces, you *******!")
Also, an old legend begins to revive...
1/50 UOSS rebuilding
=CHARGE=
-24 / 50- Table's End
-6 / 10- Surge
+2 // Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly unload THE OTHER SIDE into the Glitch Artifact. If it is dead, I continue my bridging process with Cobblestone.
I also draw a picture of a chair on the contract, signing it. (You should draw the Contract once it comes into effect.)
I also attempt to LEVEL UP, given that I am only a few points away from leveling.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault Symbol = Vault's Cache (Level 8: 9/9) Awesome!
Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = Excalibleep (Level 10: 4/11)
Ol' Slagger && Florentine = The Slag-Shocker (Level 4: 4/5)
Since people may get the misconception I'm a Hero of Time...
Adamantium Door && Yggdrasil Twig && Concentrated Life Essence (Level ?, 1/?)
I dual-wield the Aleggrostepper and The Whole Note, and keep point-blanking the 'First Block' with their explosive projectiles The power of Yggdrasil, Dubstep and explosions will prevail!
I also introduce the glitch artifacts blocking our way to the power of infinite bullets via the Infinity Vladof Pistol. As the name suggests, the main draw is that there's no limit on ammo. For whatever reason, there's also no muzzle drop or recoil due to the odd bullet spread. I keep firing until it inevitably glitches out. When that happens, I give the artifact a full-course meal of Forge Stoker Level 2: Drop It.
I gather a decillion(1 x 1033) blocks of wood and use them to bridge the gap!
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Fluorite Octet && Ancient Sumerian Cuneiform Tablet = Bonzo's Octet (4/9)
Fluorite Octet && Deseret First Book = Glyphic Octet (2/9)
I scratch the First Block with the cuneiform stylus sharpened in SCP-585-3, drawing a picture of me stabbing Bill Cipher.
I then place a bunch of 17×17×17 Rubik's cubes into the Pit, filling it with expensive twisty puzzles
On a phone. Will glitch-proof this later.