I go around to the original DTG server and the DTG2 server, gathering corpses of entities and players, until I have an undecillion(1 x 1036) of them. I have to kill some stuff myself to make up the difference, as there weren't quite enough around...anyways, I use them to build a giant pyramidpile that goes up through the pit and manages to advance the bridge a tiny bit forward with its very top.
Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = Excalibleep (Level 10: 6/11)
Adamantium Door && Yggdrasil Twig && Concentrated Life Essence (Level ?, 3/?)
The Irate Scherzo's explosive performance returns for an encore presentation, just for the 'First Block!'
Oh, and I also use The Release on the Glitch Artifact, or if it's dead, on the Minecraft Elites. If the Glitch Artifact is dead, I grab a chunk of stone and slap it onto the bridge for more bridging!
Okay, I proceed to take the Void's Roguewands, run them through the Zillymiter, and scratch the First Block with my brand new Baloneyscholar's Wands. I then use them to write up a giant bridge and drop it on the Artifacts or just attach it to the bridge.
I also decide to shoot up some Elites with the High Rollers and then blow them up in their faces.
Fluorite D8wands 3/??
Refined Roguewands 3/7
Five Alarm Hot Sauce 6/11
>>Deploying Hypersonic Missile into the Glitch Artifact. If it's dead, I shoot a fragmentation missile into the first block.
>>So, Binary, how do you like the little trap I left for you? *a mana-based virus jumps from HEX's 'code' and into Binary's code, and wreaks havoc. Because Binary doesn't, in fact, have access to HEX's code, which is hosted in a completely different place, in a language that revolves around a collection of objects being manipulated. This is a projection.*
]>>REVERTING TO UNTAMPERED STATE.
>>Reactivating hard-light bridge generator
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: I do a wand airdrop on the first block
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-Blue's House Estate-
>Blue: Wake Up
How do you know she was sleeping and not dead, huh, you metagaming cheating non-existent player/reader? How?
You wake up. Your head kinda hurts, not to mention everything else, but you look around as best you can. At first, all you see is white, but you eventually figure out that you're in the medical wing. There's some guy sleeping in a chair next to your bed. Red, you surmise, but you can't seem to speak louder than a whisper, and so can't wake him up. Instead you think about why you're in the medical wing for a couple of minutes, but fail to remember. Eventually, you give up and go back to sleep.
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@Leon:
Why bother with Thaumium? I am much more capable of creating more... questionably powerful wands.
And, with that, a brick in the wall slides down to reveal eight Void Aspected Silverwood Wands. Take as many as you wish.
I point the Hazel Wand at the First Block, lighting the sky of GodCraft up with golden light as a projectile strikes the cube. A foul odor exhibiting both the smells of decomposing eggs and decadent savages fills the nostrils of any nearby.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: I do a x2 wand airdrop combo on the first block. Now with more explosions.
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-Blue's Estate-
You wake up the next morning, and feel quite a bit better. You still can't really move, but your attempts catch the attention of Red, who seems to have been watching something before you woke up. He puts his tablet down and turns to you.
Oh good... you're awake...
You reply, happy to hear that you can actually talk at an audible volume, if still quietly.
How long have I been asleep?
...Two, three days... maybe?
And you've just been sitting there the whole time?
Yeah... but it's not like I care about you or anything like that, I just had nothing better to do, okay!?
You are confused, to say the least
What.
... sitting at a bedside gets boring... I've been entertaining myself by watching something called "Anime"...
What?
...That was how one of the character types seems to act... though I suspect it might usually be a female role...
...You should try it...
What.
I know you don't/can't act... I was just kidding...
The reason I said what was because I just woke up in a hospital bed.
Not because of your anumu thing or whatever.
Now how bout you tell me what happened to me?
...Right...
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I alchemize Bottled Void Visink && Tome of Recondite Knowledge && Miniature Green Sun || Quill 1/???. If the result is over Level Ten, I attempt the exact same alchemy, minus the Miniature Green Sun.
I continue to fire esoteric blasts of occult sorcery into the First Block. In normal circumstances, this would be considered repetitive, if not for the current... depravity of the present moment.
I point out the rather obvious strategy (well, not really; mythological vocations are excellent for this kind of thing) of the Minecraft Elites to several people. This causes the next two attacks towards them to mini-crit.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Hmmph. I should have figured I would be railroaded into fighting the Glitch by Twin. Stabilizing terminal font...
Final font stabilized. This is glitch-proof for a while. If you can figure out the hex color, feel free to use it as well. Yes, Twin, I know, it hasn't eroded player posts yet, but your post clearly is broken, and this will keep mine safe. For a while.
I sign the Contract. I then request the Godmodder to bring in an ACN (or anti-glitch) Turret, since glitches appeared twice majorly in the first thread, Missingo has been here, and glitches are a relatively frequent newbie attack. The Turret will distract the Glitch, preventing it from lowering integrities.
Mysterious spheres of energy gather. The rain speeds up.
Meanwhile, Serpent stares at the man troll. He turns and spots her.What on Alternia iS a kid like you doing on thiS Ship?
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Bottled Void Visink && Tome of Recondite Knowledge && Miniature Green Sun || Quill 2/???
I stab the First Block repeatedly with the Hazel Wand, laughing maniacally whilst doing so. What? It is almost as satisfying as reading a nice, long book. Almost. Of course, thousand page books are not hard to come by, for me, at least.
I examine my barrel of highly combustible deathsubstance. Yes, that is a word. Its definition is "any form of matter (or pseudomatter, such as code-based things) capable of causing death or fatal injuries."
(NTS: Wait for writer's block to clear up.)
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
I draw and write a bunch of kawaii faces and easy to learn Japanese words on the Minecraft Elites. They are assumed to be weeaboos and are publicly mocked and shamed. They cry out all of their internal fluids and they're kicked out of any house they once owned. Their spouses leave them and they end up on the side of the road begging for money. Every Minecraft Elite starves to death on the streets.
Has King Dedede been summoned? If not, then I begin a 20 post summon of King Dedede. If King Dedede has been summoned, I begin a 20 post summon of Shulk with his first Monado, because the true Monado is ridiculously OP. If Shulk has been summoned, then I begin a 20 post charge of Link. If Link has been summoned then I begin a 20 post charge of myself.
xcano, King Deedeedee hasn't been summoned, but you shouldn't waste his summoning! He won't do anything, especially not charged. Not anymore.
9/11 for Vi Forti
3/? for psionic crown
7/8 for the Cosmic Crasher
If the elites are still alive, Hank pulls out dual grappling hooks, grabs two of the elites, then begins wielding them like flails, smashing them into the other minecraft elites at high velocity.
The wave of Minecraftians continue attacking the first block, and the wave continues growing.
Some of them begin bringing in large numbers of cats, which begin sharpening their claws on the first block as well.
On the bridge, the bridge builder units finish up their section of pre-built bridging.
If the glitch artifact is still intact, the mecha squad unleashes a massive hailstorm of missiles and giant-mecha attacks. If the glitch artifact is not intact, the mecha squad helps out by putting down materials. Either way, if the glitch is dead after the mecha's action, the bridge-builders put down the piece of pre-built bridge.
>>I drive some railroad ties into the First Block. At which point, several thousand TNT minecarts descend on the newly-installed activator rail and explode.
>>I shove the Glitch Artifact we have undoubtedly reached at this point into Binary.
I use Casting Crowns on the Glitch Artifact. If not, then I build more bridge. By throwing GLaDOS into it.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I've created an entry on the wiki about the Glitch! Check it out there! Just search "The Glitch". It is a first draft, so feel free to edit it in the future.
Curse you twin and your slightly earlier-than-usual update.
Holy guacamole! Crusher's back from the dead! It does occur to me that the man who both killed the godmoder and summoned the UOSS should probably have an avatar by now... Random thought of the day. 7/11 for Vi Forti 1/? for Synaptic Helm OR high energy psionic amplifier 5/8 for the Cosmic Crasher
The briding forces begin asseming brid///ge pieces, so that when the glitch artifact is destroyed (reduced) amounts of bridging will be automatically added since they can just place it down immediately and keep going.
Another troupe of mechs, led by Voltorb, charges the Glitch Artifact, lasers, rockets, explosives, oh my.
Lots of exploding of the glitch artifact happens.
Voltorb transformERRs together all at once, and with their +5 sword of plot resolution, attempt to slay the glitch artifact to help things resolve faster!
The assault on the first block continues, and grows more and more intense.
It is being scratch by hundreds of Minecraftians, and their numbers continue to grow. Add both groups as troops. If they survive the battle, they'll move on to the next challenges.
Hank turns back to the Minecraft elites.
Alright punks.
Time to deal with you.
Uzi in one hand, sword in the other, he launches himself into their midst.
Some would say that he carves through them like a hot knife through butter.
That's not an adequate description of what Hank does to the Minecraft elites.
A much more apt description is. Like a chainsaw through butter.
What's the difference between the two?
A chainsaw is faster, and far, far messier.
I can't read this can't read this post very well... Oh wel/ Im Ight as well tr(!
37/40, +2 Granger(where is that guy? I want mine t2o!)
I pour one nonillion(1 x 1030) gallons of "anti-glitch fluid" I got from the department store into the server WITH SCIENCE. According to the bottle, it "also works on Scratches(what is the plural of scratch, seriously), garaunteed 100%!"
The Anti-Gitch Fluid is IMMEDIEATELY vaproized by the Glitch's potency!
The pularal of Scratch is Scratch is Scratch is Scratches.
Sorry Crusher. Your sw33tl00t was taken while you were in stasis. To be fair we had no idea you were ARRIVING. So yeah. Also it's four H not three of them. It's the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker.
... Excellent, the glitch is taking effect. With that in mind, COMIC SANS GO! (Improves anti-glitch, raises misspelling, misspellings corrected by retconning autocorrect)
With that in mind, I take the Twitchy Staff and scrape its tip onto the First Block, since that WILL DEFINITELY't violate any cooldowns as it's basically just hitting it with a stick. If I still can't do that I just use a replica without any real powers onto the block. Along with a healthy dose of the Unbreakable Katana, a weapon demonstrated to have Scratching capabilities. And smash a Generic Storm into the glitch artifacts, both harming them and adding onto the bridge. I also run, throw Lil' Cal's Dice, and swing my Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer into them, propelling them into IKEA at dangerous speeds. ... You know, Lil' Cal's Dice. These ones (Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet.) Along with the Wardice of Zillywen, Combatdice of Zillyhoep, and any other trickster dice besides the Combatdice of Zillywen. The Zillydice then promptly explode without actually coming up with a result. Fluorite D8 Holder && Wand 1/?? Void's Roguewands (That is, Scribe's Wands && Inky Abyss) >Fine 1/7 Five Alarm Hot Sauce 4/11
Something abotu Cru////48 and the Arrival?
Same thigvn. I think you used COMIC SANS here, but I can't really tell I think you used Comic Sans here, but I can't really can't really tell. I see somet hings about teh Unbreakable Katana and some Dice, but no TARGET!
Hmm.... OH wait. I don't thsink I really need to decide anything, because the GLitch redirected the attacks straight into the WS-Mech! 15,000 damage to it!
I use a time glitch to retcon my last post, then summon a GlitchMook! Glitchmooks have 1000 HP, but they have a 50% chance to glitch and dodge an incoming attack. In addition, their death confuses the server and causes a random integrity to lose 1%.
Edit: I then de-retcon my post back to normal, causing a Timey Wimey Ball.
Edit 2: I abort my previous action via time warp and then try to tell someone from the earth invsion force "you idiots, you should just do an IP trace and then send 4000 SWAT officers to the Godmodder's door."
You create a Timey Wimey Ball!
You... aborted an action, but I can't really action, but I can't really tell much esle. It looks like you were talkoing about sending somethin to the GOdmoddder's door. well alL i'f got to say to thap is.... thne GHodmodder's ikmmune to any tatacks dirrected at his own PERSONA life! Very little information can be found out about HIM!
I switch to anti-godmodder, then retcon all over the place. The timey-wimey ball falls on the godmodder ("No truces, you *******!")
Also, an old legend begins to revive...
1/50 UOSS rebuilding
Your cahrges seem to have been glit1ched ainto oblivion... Hmm... Something doesn't seem doesn't seem write hear...
The timey-wimey llab disperses into a ton of chronological amonalies! Time seesm to be startgin to unravel........... along with SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA///.
Taken from the OP:
III. ENTITY RULES:
1. If you try to charge an entity for longer than the maximum limit, your charge will fail.
2. Once an entity is killed, it cannot be resummoned.
3. Any entities from the first thread cannot be resummoned. Something as broad as a Sentry Gun, though, is an exception.
4. If you summon entities one after the other, their overall power will be slightly weaker than normal. Counteract this by not spamming entities.
5. The maximum amount you can boost your charge by each post is 1 point. If you have a 20-post charge and boost the meter by 2 each post, that will act as a 10-post charge!
6. You can assist fellow players' charges by boosting them by one point each one of your posts. They have to be in the same faction as you, though!
7. You cannot remove charge points from any player, regardless of faction.
8. At any given time, you can only charge 3 entities/attacks, assist 2 individual charges, and make 3 alchemies.
9. You cannot store an entity once you complete its charge. When you complete the entity, it should go on the Battlefield that exact day. Exceptions can be made, though. PM me if you have a question!
10. You cannot create a charge with no express purpose in mind, just to save it up. If you are charging, it should to be to summon an entity from the moment you start charging it.
=ACTION= I quickly unload THE OTHER SIDE into the Glitch Artifact. If it is dead, I continue my bridging process with Cobblestone.
I also draw a picture of a chair on the contract, signing it. (You should draw the Contract once it comes into effect.)
I also attempt to LEVEL UP, given that I am only a few points away from leveling.
Thnankfully, I cn sort of undestand THIS.DIE();
The Other Side deals 10,000 damage to the Glitch Artifact!
+1 Signature! I also 想 that you sadi as eomthing about drawing?
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault Symbol = Vault's Cache (Level 8: 9/9) Awesome!
Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = Excalibleep (Level 10: 4/11)
Ol' Slagger && Florentine = The Slag-Shocker (Level 4: 4/5)
Since people may get the misconception I'm a Hero of Time...
Adamantium Door && Yggdrasil Twig && Concentrated Life Essence (Level ?, 1/?)
I dual-wield the Aleggrostepper and The Whole Note, and keep point-blanking the 'First Block' with their explosive projectiles The power of Yggdrasil, Dubstep and explosions will prevail!
I also introduce the glitch artifacts blocking our way to the power of infinite bullets via the Infinity Vladof Pistol. As the name suggests, the main draw is that there's no limit on ammo. For whatever reason, there's also no muzzle drop or recoil due to the odd bullet spread. I keep firing until it inevitably glitches out. When that happens, I give the artifact a full-course meal of Forge Stoker Level 2: Drop It.
VAULT'S CACHE: A set of eight metal D8s. They're fashioned from eridium and contain the sacred power of the Vault.
I can BEARly read this... 6,000 damage to the Glitch artif:(!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 FORGE STOKER - DROP IT
You drop it like it's hot to the Glitch Artifact, mercilessly attacking him with Fear No Anvil. The powers of Snoop Dogg himself come to your aid as you deal 10,000 damage!
@Nimble: Uhh... The elevator music gets louder and more annoying until it shatters the mind and soul of the Prince.
Main game: Let me guess, non green text is going to start to be ignored. Fine, but not for Wilson's side quest. Arthur kicks the Glitch artifact over, both breaking it and filling in the Gap. Second, if any sharp object works, Arthur shatters a nearby tree branch, sending shards of wood shooting at the First Block.
+2 to Zirithos
Potion of Frostbite &&& Faceless Eight = Arctic Octet 6/9
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@insert_generic_username: uhh... I'm sorry, but are you asking me to fill in ideas for your own entity? I feel like I'm playing this game myself already. The whole point of this quest is to make entities that are strong counters to your foes. So could you please put in at least a little effort?
Wilson's battle:
The wall of glitchyness that separated Wilson and the Shard starts to move away, climbing up the nearby wall. Wilson exploits this, charging quickly at the Shard, leaping at it, and then emitting a blinding flash of light. When the Shard can see again, Wilson has vanished. You always were so good at hiding from your fears, Laiko... Where are you... The Shard searches around, but seems unable to find him. You notice out of the corner of your eyes that there is a slight heat haze to the right of the farthest rubble pile. Halting its search for a moment, the Shard turns to you all. Have you ever wondered why you are all so physically weak in this dream? Laiko told you all something about how it is because you are reliving his life. But he is a liar! He didn't fight me in his life, or the Shard of Pain, or those researchers! Laiko is the reason you're all so weak. He's the real enemy, deliberately trying to weaken all of you! He knows that I'm right. He actually wants to suffer for his crimes! He's weak and is weakening all of you because he is fighting against something that deep down, he actually wants! The Shard turns and looks around the room. What's the problem Laiko? Too much of a coward to oppose me? Or is it because you know that I'm right?
The bending space-time continuum deals damage to all creatures, but less to MET typed creatures. However, it seems to be calming down somewhat. HarvesteR kills the final Shade. The Exorcist kills off 5 fragments of Pain and the Manifestation of Engie kills the final Dark Memory with a shock storm. Finally, the Fragments of Pain deal 4 damage to the Manifestation of Engie. However, because it would be boring to wait another turn just to kill off the Fragments, they are all randomly glitched into various bathroom fixtures. So... that means of course it is time for the I...R...M... EVENT! If I have time to post all the text that leads up to it.
Of course, it doesn't matter, Laiko. You can't hide from me forever. Guilt will always creep back in. You're... right... THERE! The Shard leaps into the heat haze, teeth bared and turning invisible for a moment. It drags Wilson out by the scruff of the neck. He kicks and scratches, but cannot escape the Shard's jaws. You think you deserve these tails?This sign of wisdom and achievement? No! I'll show you what you deserve! and with that, the Shard slams Wilson's face down into the ground. He whimpers slightly and then falls silent and still. You have broken through the Army of the Past and chase the Shard back a few steps. Wilson gets up and scampers away, hiding behind HarvesteR. Ergh... Meddlesome... Fine. I have no choice but to fight you myself. Witness the power of untamed guilt! A cloak of dark fire erupts around the Shard and it snarls, ready to fight. But, quietly, Wilson says I forgive myself... And then in a fury, What did you say?? A little louder now, I said, I forgive myself. NO! You don't get to forgive yourself for what you've done! His voice normal now, Well, thats just it isn't it? There is no one to forgive me but myself. I've realized that. Some guilt is good. It lets us improve from our past mistakes. But chaining yourself to past events is just self destructive. It was so very hard to realize that, even though it seems obvious. And yes, I think that maybe, deep down, I did want to suffer. But, I didn't know it would spiral like this. So... I forgive myself! You say that, but you can't just brush aside your guilt just like that. You're still the same deep down, Laiko. We'll see. And... if it is confession time, yes, my true birth name isn't actually Wilson. It is Laiko. But thats a story for another time. Anyway, who's with me?
Wils- er, Laiko's forgiveness has made it so that your own (not your entities) attacks now can actually do something! They still aren't fully there because the reason of reliving Wilson's life is partly true. This leads into the final IRM event.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hrhx9c98vb1m3qo/IRM event 2.zip
You can band up with Wilson and lead a charge against the Shard. You can't bring your entity because... reasons... But anyway, this is an IMPOSSIBLE mini game like challenge. Hit the button that says "Special Kit", it is next to the "Normal Kit" button. That will give you your special kit if you have one (everyone involved in this side quest does). The written book inside your kit is your special ability. To use it, open the book and click on the glyph. Doing this destroys the book. It will also make you immune to all damage for a little while, no matter which special you have. Your score will be based on how many times you kill the Shard of Guilt (played here by a zombie because I couldn't get wolves to be aggressive reliably) and how many of its minions you kill. Higher score = more damage to the Shard on the forum. I'll tell you now, killing the Shard of Guilt is worth killing 5 minions. So, you can either play the early game and try to kill the Shard as many times as possible before the minions overwhelm you, or you can try to clear them out. Oh, last thing, don't stand in the purple Binary goop stuff, watch your head, and tell me if it breaks or something. And please don't cheat.
My best score was about 3000 with an average of about 2000.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 33/60 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 5 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 4/50 HP - Action: 2 (Blue's, weakened 3 turns left) Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 67/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 3 (Engie_Ninja's... duh) Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[NEU] Wilson 5/40 HP
Enemy:
[???] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP
Attacks: ???
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1 - and finally a masterwork Shadow Gem
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x3) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
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Hey! Twin! Thank you so much for being the Game Master! I know that it can be really hard, so as an early Christmas/late Thanksgiving gift, I've prepared a little something for you in the IRM event. I think you'll like it. Just press the button to get special kits. If you have some spare time, please check it out.
Glitch Artifafct killED! It drops down into the Pit, restoresing +3 BRIDGING!
+2 SCRATCH!
For the most part, the GLitch seems to be leaving the sidequest alone...
I sign the petition even though we already have an existing pseudotreaty anyways. Yeah. Anyways I suppose we should run a quick simulation. I then proceed to take out a computer, plug a miniature Skaia into it, and proceed to simulate unchecked growth of the Glitch and then publish the results, no matter what it may be.
Fluorite D8wands 2/??
Refined Roguewands 2/7
5 Alarm Hot Sauce 5/11
+1 Signature!
After around three weeks in the simulation's time (time is accelerated), Skaia is completely consumed by Glitch and is unviewable. The simulation terminates shortly thereafter.
I grab the tungsten needle that holds the Guinness world record for DULLpest object ever and scratch the First Block, drawing a picture of me firing the Chlorine Combuster at the glitches. A bunch of angry cubers run up to the Glitch Artifacts and begin pouring corrosive cube lubricant onto it after seeing that it has sucked up all the 17x17x17s that they donated. Once they disperse, I roll the Fluorite Decad and the Far East Octet simultaneously at the glitch artifacts. I then try to damage the Glitch Artifacts by summoning the Spirit of Commercialized Christmas again by inserting U+1F385 🎅 FATHER CHRISTMAS and U+1F381 🎁 WRAPPED PRESENT into the Glitch with the Unicoder, which summons the SoCC, who immediately begins to replace the Glitch with Christmas adverts for expensive toys aimed at ten-year-olds. I also raise the Player Integrity by attempting to fix the code of all the players with the Unicoder.
You mean you haven't heard of Bonzo the ancient Sumerian circus god? It's from Team Mortress 2.
I poke fun at IKEA's situation hoping to unbalance her, interrupting her rhythm.
15 Post - I take Poseidon's Fist and manipulate it's form into that of a wand, and point it as hard as I can at the First block. Ribbons of water lash out at the block in every which way, carving shallow grooves into its surface.
EDIT: If you paste this text into, say, UniView and read down the list of names, you get part of the lyrics to Matchbox Twenty's How Far We've Come. This is intentional.
Overworld: {IT'S GETTING HARD TO THINK STRAIGHT...}
The shard hovers above the bridging, trying to form a construct. After flickering a few times, the construct solidifies. For an unexplained reason, it turns into a large number of Iron Ore blocks.
{HMM... IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS. I SHOULD PROBABLY CONTEMPLATE PRESENTS AT THIS POINT.}
Dreamscape: ...How the actual hell does this work? It's a download. But I so badly want to try it. But it's a download. Agh. I'm torn between paranoia and whatever that feeling is when you want to do something.
Curiosity?
I like how nearly like how nearly everyone is just IGNORING the Glitch Artifact...
8/11 for Vi Forti
2/? for psionic crown
6/8 for the cosmic crasher
The forces scratching the block and building the bridge/destroying the glitch artifact continue to grow. No time for flavor text, I'm on a time limit
Hank continues smashing up the elites, having finally run out of ammo for his uzi, he's moved on to one of his AK-47s. He's actually put away his sword, and is now dual-wielding AK-47s, strafing the minecraft elites, moving too fast for any of them to get a lock on him. Plus, there's too many bullets to aim properly.
+1 SCRATCH!
Uh...... I believe the 2 Mineacrat L33ts take 8,000 dama000 damage.
It seems as if my other post never made it through. Oh, well, I don't care much for this forum game anyways. I'm just indifferent in general... I only post because it seems mandatory.
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution: 35/50
Orbit Control: 10/50
I punch the Godmodder.
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
Did you say something about another post say something about another post you had maid?
The Godmodder snaps your wrist and orders you to look aroudn! Theres' a tGLITCH rampaging around! Are you going to DO anything about it?
REALISTIC PLASMA RIFLE: A very potent weapon, the Realistic Plasma Rifle works by conducting the extremely hot hydrogen plasma (aka protons) generated by the Tokamak into a bullet shape and firing it out the barrel at thousands of
Meanwhile, I shoot the artifact again with the Nanogel Rifle.
I'm not so sure >greentext is going to work at this .
MINIATURE TOKOMAK: A miniature fusion reactor that runs off of Helium-3. Once activated, it generates enough power to sustain its reaction without any external sources of energy. Could be used as a power source.
(Just flexing my writing skills (or lack thereof). My posts will not regularly be this long.
Also, my internet has been cut down by my ISP (Because I ran out of bandwidth) so I wrote all this whilst the DTG page has been loading, it still hasn't loaded as of the time of writing. I think the quota is reset tomorrow)
BTW Twin, the Computerc̶̶̯͔̭̗͊͘ͅr̸̝͉̳̬͙̋ͤ̉̀̿͋͗ͣa͖̠̪̠̞̱̤͍ͧ́͘͟ͅf̡̢̺̲̌ͭ̓̚t̸̩̖̙̲͔̙͑ͭ͢ ͕̺̬̦̖̥̰̉̃͐̀̉̃̄͜͠T̶̲ͯͫ͢u̬̩͓̙͍̎̾ͫ̀r͕̥͖̖̹̞̊͆͆ͯͦ́ț͓̰̞̺̼͌͌͐̎͋̀̕͝l͍̭̝̪̻͉ͨ͂̾ͭ̅e̩̫͉̬͖̫̼̫͗ͣ̓͟ş̨͎͇̞̻̗͎̙̮ͬ͟ ̖͈͈̯̇͊̈́̀͗̊̆ͭ̍s̨̠̪̙̗̥̺̤̐̽ͤ͌̂̌̓ͦͤ̕͝ḫ͍̜̼͕̒ͤ̇̃̓̒͡ȭ̢͖́̍̆́̚u̘̫̮̰͕̼͎̝ͮ̑͑l̤͙͓̬̍ͬ̔̂̄͐͜d̯͙͇̥͇͒ͧ̎͢ͅ ̷͋ͪ͒͌̾̒̃͞҉̻̻b̹̞͇̮̿͟e̵͔̙̖̼̦̫̲ͧͥ̔̉̚͘ͅ ̛̦̦̤̯̺̼̟̑ͥ̾ͭ͜a̍͒ͭ͐̿̚̚͡҉̶̤͇̱dͯͮ̓͐҉̜̩̞͇ḑ͈͂̈́ͯ͊͛͐͑̅͠e̙̗̽͋͌d̨̻̺̗͐ͫ͑ͮ̚ ̗͔̆ͪ͌͊̌ͭ̀͝ä͚͉̙̻̲͖́̅͠s̝̹͖̤̣͊͗͌̅̓̍́͟ ̷̶̧̲͕̯̤͉̃ͭ̉a̘͚̯͎̖̓ͧ̿ͣ͡n̸̤̗̩̮̤̜̺ͬͣ͑̆͐ͬ̅ ̷̶͐̊ͥ̒͏͕̩͉ĕ̉̀͆̓̉ͭ̅̓͏̮̫͓̝̗͇̀ǹ̌͛͂͊̒͂̚҉̶̧̥͖͈̣̜t͍̼̫̖͕̜̰̗̀̇͒̋̊͑ͫ͞i̛͎͙͖ͤ̾̑ͥ͊ͣ͂tͣ̀҉̲̙͎͠y̴̞̬ͤͦ. Also, could you please explain how the garage works?
My action this turn:
if (glitch_artifact.status == "dead") {
computercraft_turtles.deactivate()
}
else {
nanogel_rifle.backfire(self)
} The entities seem to be seem to be gltiching OUT!
The Garage is used to create vehicles or make an item into a vehicle. ex: Tank Frame -c Railgun = Railgun Tank.
The code gets CORRUPTED, and you shoot yourself off of the pit!
[quote=NinjaV2403;/members/NinjaV2403;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-glitch?comment=17679]P͝͡o̸͠s͠͠t̨ III̷҉͞
I blast the First Block with more wand-based magic using the Handmaid's wands.
I then drive a Swiss Turnsword into the Glich Artifact.
Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = Excalibleep (Level 10: 5/11)
Ol' Slagger && Florentine = The Slag-Shocker (Level 4: 5/5) Bingo!
Adamantium Door && Yggdrasil Twig && Concentrated Life Essence (Level ?, 2/?)
I gather every regular Knitting Needle available to the regular components in the Forge, then throw every last one at the 'First Block' in a needlestorm.
I use Grand Entrance on the Glitch Artifact. If it's been defeated, I use it against the Minecraft Elites and use some plain old wooden planks to make more bridging instead.
THE SLAG-SHOCKER: A heavily modified flamethrower that can fire slag and pulse electric blasts at foes, inflicting nasty debuffs!
SCRATCH complete!
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 LOCKPICK - GRAND ENTRANCE
You materialize another door and then unlock it much like you did in your previous technique. This time, a massive legion of warriors appear in a grand entrance! They charge using light-based weaponry and deal 10,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
=ACTION=
I switch the ARMISTYX to BRIDGING BLASTER SCYTHE MODE and shoot the GLITCH ARTIFACT with it. If the GLITCH ARTIFACT is dead, I instead use the BRIDGING BLASTER to continue my bridge.
The Six-Smasher && Chair && Helix Fossil = Chairheir's Standard (Level 8: 1/9)
Battlefield: CO:Reacharound elites
Orbital Weapons: Empty both into elites Dreamscape: I will play it when I can. Which may not be soon enough. Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
I re////////////////////////////////////aqs guide.
-Blue's House-
Not in the optimal state of mind, you offer the officers a drink. They ignore you, and slowly walk into the room, their rifles still pointed at you and Red. They begin clearing the floor, leaving only a few to watch you two. Red takes this opportunity to cast a quick spell, restoring you to to normalcy. You pretend to fall off your chair, fake a laugh, and grab a laser rifle hidden under your chair. You then down all the officers in the room before they know what hit them. Hearing laser fire, the rest of them storm into the room, guns firing. You and Red return fire, but to no use. Not at full power, your personal shields quickly go down, and after that, you two surrender. Sure, you could kill dozens of them, but that would just result in your death. One of the officers speaks into his comm, and in about five minutes, the Detective walks into the room. You turn to him.
Detective.
It's Inspector now, I got a nice little promotion from some guy. I can't tell you who it is of course, or I would get fired, maybe even killed. And I couldn't have that happen, could I? My life is too important, especially since I just got a promotion from the President himself.
...
Oops. Anyways, we're not here to arrest you. The President sent me to warn you, don't look at me like that, you know perfectly well what I'm talking about. He wants you out of the action for a month. So, yeah, we're probably going to have to break a dozen bones, maybe two. Don't worry, it won't hurt, you'll be knocked out.
Before you can respond, you feel something cold entering your neck, then... nothing.
Great... The majority of your ACTIONS this post got deleted.
I go around to the original DTG server and the DTG2 server, gathering corpses of entities and players, until I have an undecillion(1 x 1036) of them. I have to ki////////////////hem to build a giant pyramidpile that goes up through the pit and manages to advance the bridge a tiny bit forward with its very top.
Okay, I proceed to take the Void's Roguewands, run them through the Zillymiter, and scratch the First Block with my brand new Baloneyscholar's Wands. I then use them to write up a giant bridge and drop it on the Artifacts or just attach it to the bridge. I also decid///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////and use you all as a latrine them up in their faces.
Fluorite D8wands 3/??
Refined Roguewands 3/7
Five Alarm Hot Sauce 6/11
NO JOKE: A monstrous medigun whose chambers emit a foul gas... It works as you said, creating packs with its various special abilities (ubercharge, kritz, wither, mmph, and joker gas) that can affect multiple people with them at once! It's colored in splotches of lime green.
>>Deploying Hypersonic Missile into the Glitch Artifact. If it's dead, I shoot a fragmentation missile into the first block. >>So, Binary, how do you like the little trap I left for you? *a mana-based virus jumps from HEX's 'code' and into Binary's code, and wreaks havoc. Because Binary doesn't, in fact, have access to HEX's code, which is hosted in a completely different place, in a language that revolves around a collection of objects being manipulated. This is a projection.*
]>>REVERTING TO UNTAMPERED STATE.
>>Reactivating hard-light bridge generator
Binary has left Binary has left Binary has left Binary has left Binary has/////////////////////////////////////////
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: I do a wand airdrop on the first block
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-Blue's
>Blue: Wake Up
How do you know she was sleeping and not dead, huh, you metagaming cheating non-existent player/reader? How?
You wake up. Your head kinda hurts, not to mention everything else, but you look around as best you can. At first, all you see is white, but you eventually figure out that you're in the medical wing. There's some guy sleeping in a chair next to your bed. Red, you surmise, but you can't seem to speak louder than a whisper, and so can't wake him up. Instead you think about why you're in the medical wing for a couple of minutes, but fail to remember. Eventually, you give up and go back to sleep.
[quote=TheLordErelye;/members/TheLordErelye;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-glitch?comment=17691]Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainer 5/7
@Leon:
Why bother with Thaumium? I am much more capable of creating more... questionably powerful wands.
And, with that, a brick in the wall slides down to reveal eight Void Aspected Silverwood Wands. Take as many as you wish.
I point the Hazel Wand at the First Block, lighting the sky of GodCraft up with golden light as a projectile strikes the cube. A foul odor exhibiting both the smells of decomposing eggs and decadent savages fills the nostrils of any nearby.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: I do a x2 wand airdrop combo on the first block. Now with more explosions.
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape: Pokeball Things: Nature Nomblequest:
-Blue's Estate-
You wake up the next morning, and feel quite a bit better. You still can't really move, but your attempts catch the attention of Red, who seems to have been watching something before you woke up. He puts his tablet down and turns to you.
Oh good... you're awake...
You reply, happy to hear that you can actually talk at an audible volume, if still quietly.
How long have I been asleep?
...Two, three days... maybe?
And you've just been sitting there the whole time?
Yeah... but it's not like I care about you or anything like that, I just had nothing better to do, okay!?
You are confused, to say the least
What.
... sitting at a bedside gets boring... I've been entertaining myself by watching something called "Anime"...
What?
...That was how one of the character types seems to act... though I suspect it might usually be a female role...
...You should try it...
What.
I know you don't/can't act... I was just kidding...
The reason I said what was because I just woke up in a hospital bed.
Not because of your anumu thing or whatever.
Now how bout you tell me what happened to me?
...Right...
I alchemize Bottled Void Visink && Tome of Recondite Knowledge && Miniature Green Sun || Quill 1/???. If the result is over Level Ten, I attempt the exact same alchemy, minus the Miniature Green Sun.
I continue to fire esoteric blasts of occult sorcery into the First Block. In normal circumstances, this would be considered repetitive, if not for the current... depravity of the present moment.
I point out the rather obvious strategy (well, not really; mythological vocations are excellent for this kind of thing) of the Minecraft Elites to several people. This causes the next two attacks towards them to mini-crit.
Bottled Void Visink && Tome of Recondite Knowledge && Miniature Green Sun || Quill == ERROR
It looks like alchecmies are TRATSing to get glitched out now, as well!
Hmmph. I should have figured I would be railroaded into fighting the Glitch by Twin. Stabilizing terminal font...
Final font stabilized. This is glitch-proof for a while. If you can figure out the hex color, feel free to use it as well. Yes, Twin, I know, it hasn't eroded player posts yet, but your post clearly is broken, and this will keep mine safe. For a while.
I sign the Contract. I then request the Godmodder to bring in an ACN (or anti-glitch) Turret, since glitches appeared twice majorly in the first thread, Missingo has been here, and glitches are a relatively frequent newbie attack. The Turret will distract the Glitch, preventing it from lowering integrities.
Mysterious spheres of energy gather. The rain speeds up.
Meanwhile, Serpent stares at the What on Alternia iS a kid like you doing on thiS Ship?
Okay... Your post seems safe. For now.
+1 Signature!
The Godmodder isn't sure that ANYTHING can distract the Glitch now! It seems to be much too powerful to distract or attack with conventional methods... However, he will try.
Bottled Void Visink && Tome of Recondite Knowledge && Miniature Green Sun || Quill 2/???
I stab the First Block repeatedly with the Hazel Wand, laughing maniacally whilst doing so. What? It is almost as satisfying as reading a nice, long book. Almost. Of course, thousand page books are not hard to come by, for me, at least.
I examine my barrel of highly combustible deathsubstance. Yes, that is a word. Its definition is "any form of matter (or pseudomatter, such as code-based things) capable of causing death or fatal injuries."
(NTS: Wait for writer's block to clear up.)
KELVIN KAMIKAZE KONTAINER: A metal barrel that was made to hold nuclear substances; it now holds fire. This particular fire is very potent: it can set nearly anything in existence on fire, and, when used on a target, will gradually remove them and all their actions from the timeline they preside in.
Has King Dedede been summoned? If not, then I begin a 20 post summon of King Dedede. If King Dedede has been summoned, I begin a 20 post summon of Shulk with his first Monado, because the true Monado is ridiculously OP. If Shulk has been summoned, then I begin a 20 post charge of Link. If Link has been summoned then I begin a 20 post charge of myself.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 28/35
No... I don't think he was. You can tr////////////////////////////
xcano, King Deedeedee hasn't been summoned, but you shouldn't waste his summoning! He won't do anything, especially not charged. Not anymore.
9/11 for Vi Forti
3/? for psionic crown
7/8 for the Cosmic Crasher
If the elites are still alive, Hank pulls out dual grappling hooks, grabs two of the elites, then begins wielding them like flails, smashing them into the other minecraft elites at high velocity.
The wave of Minecraftians continue attacking the first block, and the wave continues growing. Some of them begin bringing in large numbers of cats, which begin sharpening their claws on the first block as well.On the bridge, the bridge bu/////If the glitch artifact is still intact, the mecha squad unleashes a massive hailstorm of missiles and giant-mecha attacks. If the glitch artifact is not intact, the mecha squad helps out by putting down materials. Either way, if the glitch is dead after the mecha's action, the bridge-builders put down the piece of pre-built bridge.
The glitchy First Block is fully scratched, a circuitous pattern being etched into its surface! Its gears turn and it releases a giant white light, momentarily dispelling some of the glitch! Sitting where the block floated is a small chip. The Godmodder flashsteps towards it, picks it up, and throws it to you. You've found a Server Chip! +10 GLITCH RESISTANCE! Unforunatealy, the Glitch soo returfsn, and aobsfuscates the entire sfuscates the entire field...
YOu a,,, the players,e feel rextremely weak... In addition, the entities also feel very odd, an d the environemtn is ERALLY Starting to glitcho Ut! Various construtsc are popping uip out of nowherea, and entities are starting to feel invisibile blocks and chunk errros around them!
The MIEeacnraft Elites deal lites deal 10,00 damage to the WS-Meca!
THE OPERATOR, who's been useless since the 1WAK fight, looks up at the sky and sees the glitchiness, He contep, He conteplates lefa32a5ving...
Oblivion deals adw7,000 age to the Mieac//////!
The sHsardDD of Zng dale ,NaN damage0 t// $@ MC acan0nNM && PU pajk Wh? dea;; 3 ill 2 daEliteMcraf, somehow!
The WS-MCE's fiar glitcehs tou and cressn towar the Pmaepkin, dest0yro! it Teh Godmdeaa +10 BVrdiGING! and ksills 2 MeaEliteMeacra!
((Since I posted this late, you don't get a new trial. That will happen next turn!))
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Bridge the Pit!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [back]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 10% SERVER INTEGRITY: 90% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 40% FACTION INTEGRITY: 70% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 70% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 85% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 91% CODE INTEGRITY: 94% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 94% PLAYABILITY: 97% SERVER CHIPS: 1/8
~
Challenge Two: THE PIT.
The Pit: [???] BRIDGING: //////////////////// 45%.
Glitch Artifacts: [???] None in the way.
Mince3ea2aft el1tes: [01] HP: 42,500/50,000. (x5iv#.) 39,500/50,000. (x1..1) Confucis*: III
THe OPPRE%EATR: [?/?]
Oblivion: [???] Sev#rl yd t....s t/ the Chai/.
SHarad fo En29ie: [N] HP: ??? St*bil#ty: 100%. Consume: III
MBc (annoo^ arts: [N] HP: 66,765/25,673.
Contract: [N] Sign it to declare a ceasefire betw!!n the aGes, PGs, and Neuntrals. All tefa2e faction will fight against the Arri.and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 8. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
ws-Mec Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 84,000/600,000. TriABc: III
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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POST 1;
10/10 New Horizons
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): Still trying to actually do good at pvp... I use a healing potion on HarvesteR, who should also use Rocketeering.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): I take my Creation Pen, and sign the contract. I promptly sign the First Block.
-snip-
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Huh, THEN EXPLORE WITH TP!
-snip-
The Painter walks into The Crossroads. He points out that The Prince should be destroyed. Other than that, he just shows you around everything else; which is quite boring right now.
-snip-
@Nimble: Use my wrench to tap into the new power of the glitch and fling it at the Prince.
-snip-
The very breakdown of reality is focused into a blob... You fling it at The Prince. His very existence glitches... +1% CORRUPTION -0% WALUIGINESS The Prince focuses all his Waluigi... The giant health bar inexplicably floating overhead is dyed purple... It seems to never go down. But, the corruption is not health. Neither is Waluiginess.
-snip-
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Continue expedition with TP.
-snip-
You see The Dungeon, a dark, empty room. The Cogworks is a mess of gears, nothing of importance there. The Throne Room is having a giant final battle against The Prince.
@Nimble: Uhh... The elevator music gets louder and more annoying until it shatters the mind and soul of the Prince.-snip-
-1% WALUIGINESS. WAA. THE PRINCE HATES SOULSHATTERING.
[quote=Leonstar0;/members/Leonstar0;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-glitch?comment=17677]-snip-
NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: I examine the room I'm in.
-snip- You are in The Crossroads. There is a giant pile of rubble on the ground, and four doors around you. The Throne Room, to the north, seems to be the only important room right now.
The Glitchiness gets intense. 5,000 Void Clouds are killed, as well as 4,000 Destroyers. The Head Destroyer takes 600,000 Damage. +10% CORRUPTION.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
@Nimble: I use the wrench to pulse glitch power at The Prince
Main game: Arthur wields a whip of purple ender energy and uses it to lash at the First Block. Then, if the artifact is still around, he uses the whip to wrap around it and tug it over. If not, the whip extends across the Gap to serve as bridging.
+2 to Zirithos
Potion of Frostbite &&& Faceless Eight = Arctic Octet 7/9
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: Uhh... It works like the other IRM event. To participate, download the map I made, play it, then post your score here. It will effect events. I'm not exactly sure what you mean with your other statement. Are you worried about download instructions? You download it, and then copy the folder labeled "IRM event 2" into your saves folder in your .minecraft folder. To find that, start up MC, go into options, and open up the resource packs folder. Thats also in the .minecraft folder, so you can get to saves from there. Unless, you mean you're worried that I put a virus in it. I didn't. Well, MediaFire could be infected or a bunch of other stuff. But besides, this isn't an executable file. It is just data, so if I remember correctly, that does not have authorization to modify anything on your computer. Heres a photo to prove that it is a real thing:
Edit- @Nimble: alright. This is a PVE map, not a PVP map though.
HarvesteR super charges a kerbal. The Exorcist attacks the Shard, but it deals no damage! This also seems to turn the Shard into a COL type, but that doesn't matter much right now. The Manifestation of Engie attacks with a boosted shock storm, dealing no damage! It causes the Shard to become a MAG type. Don't you see? I am part of Laiko. While he lives, I'm immortal! Feel the wrath of untamed guilt! The Shard slams the ground, and everyone gets the sensation of falling. Looking around, you see that you actually are falling, the room has disappeared and is replaced by a black void. You then crash into a floor of dark fire, and things return to normal. All allied entities take 10 FIR/SHA damage.
Its pointless... I'm sorry I dragged you into this... The Shard laughs with a hyena like cackle. You hear another two voices though. Hey! Laiko! Don't give up now! Yeah, If you gave up now, that would make a terrible show! Two more foxes jump down and land near Wilson. They both look like Wilson, however, one is lighter colored and the other is darker colored. What? Who are you? We're two more parts of your mind. But unlike Mr. Guilt face over there, we're on your side. I'm Zenko, the protector. And thats my twin, Yako, the trickster. But enough of that, we have a battle to fight. Draw on your power and heritage Laiko! Let me help you 3standing stones rise out of the ground. Break those! They'll help!
PS: the only reason I have these two characters is because I'm trying to parallel some ancient mythology, like I did with Miraj and LeiShi.
TL:DR: You cannot fight this directly. You have a few options though.
1: Heal Wilson
2: Protect Zenko/Yako
3: Break the standing stones
4: Play the IRM thing
All of these will weaken the Shard until you can eventually hurt it.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 39/60 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 4 + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 57/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 2 (Engie_Ninja's... duh) Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[LIGHT] Zenko: 70/70 HP - Action: 3
[SHA] Yako: 70/70 - Action: 4
[NEU] Wilson 6/40 HP
Enemy:
[MAG] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP
Attacks: ???
[NAT] Alchemy Stone: 50/50
[MAG] Grid Stone: 50/50
[FIR] Will Stone: 50/50
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1 - and finally a masterwork Shadow Gem
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x2) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | R
I go around to the original DTG server and the DTG2 server, gathering corpses of entities and players, until I have an undecillion(1 x 1036) of them. I have to kill some stuff myself to make up the difference, as there weren't quite enough around...anyways, I use them to build a giant pyramidpile that goes up through the pit and manages to advance the bridge a tiny bit forward with its very top.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = Excalibleep (Level 10: 6/11)
Adamantium Door && Yggdrasil Twig && Concentrated Life Essence (Level ?, 3/?)
The Irate Scherzo's explosive performance returns for an encore presentation, just for the 'First Block!'
Oh, and I also use The Release on the Glitch Artifact, or if it's dead, on the Minecraft Elites. If the Glitch Artifact is dead, I grab a chunk of stone and slap it onto the bridge for more bridging!
I also decide to shoot up some Elites with the High Rollers and then blow them up in their faces.
Fluorite D8wands 3/??
Refined Roguewands 3/7
Five Alarm Hot Sauce 6/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
8/25 Health Care Package
8/25 Health Care Package
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 11/11)
> R. K.: Laser scratching the First Block.
> K4yne: Snipin' some artifacts to add some bridging!
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Strange Hippocrates 451 / Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, ???
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
>>So, Binary, how do you like the little trap I left for you? *a mana-based virus jumps from HEX's 'code' and into Binary's code, and wreaks havoc. Because Binary doesn't, in fact, have access to HEX's code, which is hosted in a completely different place, in a language that revolves around a collection of objects being manipulated. This is a projection.*
]>>REVERTING TO UNTAMPERED STATE.
>>Reactivating hard-light bridge generator
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: I do a wand airdrop on the first block
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-Blue's
HouseEstate->Blue: Wake Up
How do you know she was sleeping and not dead, huh, you metagaming cheating non-existent player/reader? How?
You wake up. Your head kinda hurts, not to mention everything else, but you look around as best you can. At first, all you see is white, but you eventually figure out that you're in the medical wing. There's some guy sleeping in a chair next to your bed. Red, you surmise, but you can't seem to speak louder than a whisper, and so can't wake him up. Instead you think about why you're in the medical wing for a couple of minutes, but fail to remember. Eventually, you give up and go back to sleep.
@Leon:
Why bother with Thaumium? I am much more capable of creating more... questionably powerful wands.
And, with that, a brick in the wall slides down to reveal eight Void Aspected Silverwood Wands. Take as many as you wish.
I point the Hazel Wand at the First Block, lighting the sky of GodCraft up with golden light as a projectile strikes the cube. A foul odor exhibiting both the smells of decomposing eggs and decadent savages fills the nostrils of any nearby.
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: I do a x2 wand airdrop combo on the first block. Now with more explosions.
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-Blue's Estate-
You wake up the next morning, and feel quite a bit better. You still can't really move, but your attempts catch the attention of Red, who seems to have been watching something before you woke up. He puts his tablet down and turns to you.
Oh good... you're awake...
You reply, happy to hear that you can actually talk at an audible volume, if still quietly.
How long have I been asleep?
...Two, three days... maybe?
And you've just been sitting there the whole time?
Yeah... but it's not like I care about you or anything like that, I just had nothing better to do, okay!?
You are confused, to say the least
What.
... sitting at a bedside gets boring... I've been entertaining myself by watching something called "Anime"...
What?
...That was how one of the character types seems to act... though I suspect it might usually be a female role...
...You should try it...
What.
I know you don't/can't act... I was just kidding...
The reason I said what was because I just woke up in a hospital bed.
Not because of your anumu thing or whatever.
Now how bout you tell me what happened to me?
...Right...
I alchemize Bottled Void Visink && Tome of Recondite Knowledge && Miniature Green Sun || Quill 1/???. If the result is over Level Ten, I attempt the exact same alchemy, minus the Miniature Green Sun.
I continue to fire esoteric blasts of occult sorcery into the First Block. In normal circumstances, this would be considered repetitive, if not for the current... depravity of the present moment.
I point out the rather obvious strategy (well, not really; mythological vocations are excellent for this kind of thing) of the Minecraft Elites to several people. This causes the next two attacks towards them to mini-crit.
Final font stabilized. This is glitch-proof for a while. If you can figure out the hex color, feel free to use it as well. Yes, Twin, I know, it hasn't eroded player posts yet, but your post clearly is broken, and this will keep mine safe. For a while.
I sign the Contract. I then request the Godmodder to bring in an ACN (or anti-glitch) Turret, since glitches appeared twice majorly in the first thread, Missingo has been here, and glitches are a relatively frequent newbie attack. The Turret will distract the Glitch, preventing it from lowering integrities.
Mysterious spheres of energy gather. The rain speeds up.
Meanwhile, Serpent stares at the
mantroll. He turns and spots her. What on Alternia iS a kid like you doing on thiS Ship?Oh no
Bottled Void Visink && Tome of Recondite Knowledge && Miniature Green Sun || Quill 2/???
I stab the First Block repeatedly with the Hazel Wand, laughing maniacally whilst doing so. What? It is almost as satisfying as reading a nice, long book. Almost. Of course, thousand page books are not hard to come by, for me, at least.
I examine my barrel of highly combustible deathsubstance. Yes, that is a word. Its definition is "any form of matter (or pseudomatter, such as code-based things) capable of causing death or fatal injuries."
(NTS: Wait for writer's block to clear up.)
I draw and write a bunch of kawaii faces and easy to learn Japanese words on the Minecraft Elites. They are assumed to be weeaboos and are publicly mocked and shamed. They cry out all of their internal fluids and they're kicked out of any house they once owned. Their spouses leave them and they end up on the side of the road begging for money. Every Minecraft Elite starves to death on the streets.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 27/35
He scream
I get the Goldengate bridge to help fill the gap.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Has King Dedede been summoned? If not, then I begin a 20 post summon of King Dedede. If King Dedede has been summoned, I begin a 20 post summon of Shulk with his first Monado, because the true Monado is ridiculously OP. If Shulk has been summoned, then I begin a 20 post charge of Link. If Link has been summoned then I begin a 20 post charge of myself.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 28/35
He scream
9/11 for Vi Forti
3/? for psionic crown
7/8 for the Cosmic Crasher
If the elites are still alive, Hank pulls out dual grappling hooks, grabs two of the elites, then begins wielding them like flails, smashing them into the other minecraft elites at high velocity.
The wave of Minecraftians continue attacking the first block, and the wave continues growing.
Some of them begin bringing in large numbers of cats, which begin sharpening their claws on the first block as well.
On the bridge, the bridge builder units finish up their section of pre-built bridging.
If the glitch artifact is still intact, the mecha squad unleashes a massive hailstorm of missiles and giant-mecha attacks. If the glitch artifact is not intact, the mecha squad helps out by putting down materials. Either way, if the glitch is dead after the mecha's action, the bridge-builders put down the piece of pre-built bridge.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
>>I drive some railroad ties into the First Block. At which point, several thousand TNT minecarts descend on the newly-installed activator rail and explode.
>>I shove the Glitch Artifact we have undoubtedly reached at this point into Binary.
I use Casting Crowns on the Glitch Artifact. If not, then I build more bridge. By throwing GLaDOS into it.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I've created an entry on the wiki about the Glitch! Check it out there! Just search "The Glitch". It is a first draft, so feel free to edit it in the future.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I can't read this can't read this post very well... Oh wel/ Im Ight as well tr(!
Synatpic Helm || HIghgg-Energ Psionic Amiplifier = The Mind's Eye (Level 8: 1/9)
I'mas
assuming this isaboutabout the BRIDG?9,000d Amage to the Glitch Arftiact!
The Anti-Gitch Fluid is IMMEDIEATELY vaproized by the Glitch's potency!
The pularal of Scratch is
Scratch is Scratch isScratches.Something about irrigation? I can'tr EALLY underfseftr this...
I have a very nasty feeling some of this swas supposed to be ...Gone. green...
Hey! I upd8ed yestday! Don't you go around slinging FALSE accusastions!
NANOGEL RIFLE: A rifle made purely out of carbon nanogel.
I don't recgonize that rifle...
Technically, it's abrevity to the "HHHH", but whatevERROR
If youwa Nt the spoiler=Back, just SAY SO! You can HAVE it. It ebslongs to longs to Mani ManiacMasteR right now.
Something abo
tuCru////48 and the Arrival?Same thigvn. I think you used COMIC SANS here, but I can't really tell I think you used Comic Sans here, but I can't really
can't reallytell. I see somet hings about teh Unbreakable Katana and some Dice, but no TARGET!Hmm.... OH wait. I don't thsink I really need to decide anything, because the GLitch redirected the attacks straight into the WS-Mech! 15,000 damage to it!
Fluorite D8 Holder && Wand = Fluorite Wandthrower (Level 8: 1/10)
You create a Timey Wimey Ball!
You... aborted an action, but I can't really action, but I can't really tell much esle. It looks like you w
ere talkoing about sending somethin to the GOdmoddder's door. well alL i'f got to say to thap is.... thne GHodmodder's ikmmune to any tatacks dirrected at his own PERSONA life! Very little information can be found out about HIM!Your cahrges seem to have been glit1ched ainto oblivion... Hmm... Something doesn't seem
doesn't seemwrite hear...The timey-wimey llab disperses into a ton of chronological amonalies! Time seesm to be startgin to unravel........... along with SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA///.
Taken from the OP:
III. ENTITY RULES:
1. If you try to charge an entity for longer than the maximum limit, your charge will fail.
2. Once an entity is killed, it cannot be resummoned.
3. Any entities from the first thread cannot be resummoned. Something as broad as a Sentry Gun, though, is an exception.
4. If you summon entities one after the other, their overall power will be slightly weaker than normal. Counteract this by not spamming entities.
5. The maximum amount you can boost your charge by each post is 1 point. If you have a 20-post charge and boost the meter by 2 each post, that will act as a 10-post charge!
6. You can assist fellow players' charges by boosting them by one point each one of your posts. They have to be in the same faction as you, though!
7. You cannot remove charge points from any player, regardless of faction.
8. At any given time, you can only charge 3 entities/attacks, assist 2 individual charges, and make 3 alchemies.
9. You cannot store an entity once you complete its charge. When you complete the entity, it should go on the Battlefield that exact day. Exceptions can be made, though. PM me if you have a question!
10. You cannot create a charge with no express purpose in mind, just to save it up. If you are charging, it should to be to summon an entity from the moment you start charging it.
Thnankfully, I cn sort of undestand THIS.DIE();
The Other Side deals 10,000 damage to the Glitch Artifact!
+1 Signature! I also 想 that you
sadi as eomthing about drawing?VAULT'S CACHE: A set of eight metal D8s. They're fashioned from eridium and contain the sacred power of the Vault.
Adamamtiun Door && Eggdrasil Twig && Concentrated Lif Essence = Yggdrasil (Level -1: 1/-1)
+5 SCRATCH!
I can BEARly read this... 6,000 damage to the Glitch artif:(!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 FORGE STOKER - DROP IT
You drop it like it's hot to the Glitch Artifact, mercilessly attacking him with Fear No Anvil. The powers of Snoop Dogg himself come to your aid as you deal 10,000 damage!
FAR EAST OCTET: A set of eight red D8s. They glimmer with the power of the Chinese language.
+4 SCATCH!
+1 Signatur/?
+3 SCRATCH!
7,000 damaG!
I't looks ALOT like you crush-kill-destroyed something...
+1 Signature, I GU.
Glitch Artifafct killED! It drops down into the Pit, restoresing +3 BRIDGING!
+2 SCRATCH!
For the most part, the GLitch seems to be leaving the sidequest alone...
Thanks! I'll cehcek it out in my spare Time.
+1 Signature!
After around three weeks in the simulation's time (time is accelerated), Skaia is completely consumed by Glitch and is unviewable. The simulation terminates shortly thereafter.
You mean you haven't heard of Bonzo the ancient Sumerian circus god? It's from Team Mortress 2.
I caN'T EVEN READ that...
You fail to ^ the integrity the integrity!
Chlorine Combuster && Ebola = Chemocide (Level 8: 1/9)
+2 BRIDGING!
+1 Signature!
Aohw... Your courier ne Wtext got sevFATALITYly un-formatted...
Ikea is no longer at the SBaHJfield!
+6 SCRATCH!
+5 SCRATCH!
Curiosity?
I like how nearly like how nearly everyone is just IGNORING the Glitch Artifact...
+1 SCRATCH!
Uh...... I believe the 2 Mineacrat L33ts take 8,000 dama
000 damage.Did you say something about another post
say something about another postyou had maid?The Godmodder snaps your wrist and orders you to look aroudn! Theres' a tGLITCH rampaging around! Are you going to DO anything about it?
I'm not so sure >greentext is going to work at this .
MINIATURE TOKOMAK: A miniature fusion reactor that runs off of Helium-3. Once activated, it generates enough power to sustain its reaction without any external sources of energy. Could be used as a power source.
Miniature Tokomak && Nanogel Rifle && Magstone Wires = Nanomag Plasma Rifle (Level 6: 1/7)
HEY! I'm (with stupid) the guy who makes what your alchemitiziatioinators do.
Oh no... I think it ALL got deleted. How cruel of the Glitch to do thalyong around like that.
+3 SCRATCH!
/
Licorice Ingot && Needlewands && Enderpearl && Nightmare Fuel = Sweet Tooth (Level 6: 1/7)
+4 SCRATCH!
4,000 mg /////
THE SLAG-SHOCKER: A heavily modified flamethrower that can fire slag and pulse electric blasts at foes, inflicting nasty debuffs!
SCRATCH complete!
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 LOCKPICK - GRAND ENTRANCE
You materialize another door and then unlock it much like you did in your previous technique. This time, a massive legion of warriors appear in a grand entrance! They charge using light-based weaponry and deal 10,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
+2 BRIDGING!
The Six-Smasher && Chair && Helix Fossil = Chairheir's Standard (Level 8: 1/9)
+3 BRIDGING!
Great... The majority of your ACTIONS this post g
ot deleted.Yi
y can't leave GodCraft, remember?I think the Glitch Artifact is dead! So, +2 BRIDGING!
...
NO JOKE: A monstrous medigun whose chambers emit a foul gas... It works as you said, creating packs with its various special abilities (ubercharge, kritz, wither, mmph, and joker gas) that can affect multiple people with them at once! It's colored in splotches of lime green.
Binary has left Binary has left Binary has left
Binary has left Binary has/////////////////////////////////////////Bottle
d Void Visink && Tome of Recondite Knowledge && MiniatureGreen Sun || Quill == ERRORIt looks like a
lchecmies are TRATSing to get glitched out now, as well!Okay... Your post seems safe. For now.
+1 Signature!
The Godmodder isn't sure that ANYTHING can distract the Glitch now! It seems to be much too powerful to distract or attack with conventional methods... However, he will try.
KELVIN KAMIKAZE KONTAINER: A metal barrel that was made to hold nuclear substances; it now holds fire. This particular fire is very potent: it can set nearly anything in existence on fire, and, when used on a target, will gradually remove them and all their actions from the timeline they preside in.
Another post gone...
No... I don't think he was. You can tr////////////////////////////
3,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites!
I... can't read the rest of this.
Another post gone...
The glit
chy First Block isfully scratched, a circuitous pattern being etched into its surface! Its gears turn and it releases a giant white light, momentarily dispelling some of the glitch! Sitting where the block floated is a small chip. The Godmodder flashsteps towards it, picks it up, and throws it to you. You've found a Server Chip! +10 GLITCH RESISTANCE! Unforunatealy, the Glitch soo returfsn, and aobsfuscates the entiresfuscates the entirefield...YOu a,,, the pla
yers,e feel rextremely weak... In addition, the entities also feel very odd, an d the environemtn is ERALLY Starting to glitcho Ut! Various construtsc are popping uip out of nowherea, and entities are starting to feel invisibile blocks and chunk errros around them!The MIEeacnraft Elites deal lites deal 10,00 damage to the WS-Meca!
THE OPERATOR, who's been useless since the 1WAK fight, looks up at the sky and sees the glitchiness, He contep, He conteplates lefa32a5ving...
Oblivion deals adw7,000 age to the Mieac//////!
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ardDD of Zng dale ,NaN damage0 t// $@ MC acan0nNM && PU pajk Wh? dea;; 3 ill 2 daEliteMcraf, somehow!The WS-MCE's fiar glitcehs tou and cressn towar the Pmaepkin, dest0yro! it Teh Godmdeaa +10 BVrdiGING! and ksills 2 MeaEliteMeacra!
((Since I posted this late, you don't get a new trial. That will happen next turn!))
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Bridge the Pit!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [back]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 10%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 90%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 40%
FACTION INTEGRITY: 70%
ENTITY INTEGRITY: 70%
ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 85%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 91%
CODE INTEGRITY: 94%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 94%
PLAYABILITY: 97%
SERVER CHIPS: 1/8
~
Challenge Two: THE PIT.
The Pit: [???] BRIDGING: //////////////////// 45%.
Glitch Artifacts: [???] None in the way.
Mince3ea2aft el1tes: [01] HP: 42,500/50,000. (x5iv#.) 39,500/50,000. (x1..1) Confucis*: III
THe OPPRE%EATR: [?/?]
Oblivion: [???] Sev#rl yd t....s t/ the Chai/.
SHarad fo En29ie: [N] HP: ??? St*bil#ty: 100%. Consume: III
MBc (annoo^ arts: [N] HP: 66,765/25,673.
Contract: [N] Sign it to declare a ceasefire betw!!n the aGes, PGs, and Neuntrals. All tefa2e faction will fight against the Arri.and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 8. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
ws-Mec Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 84,000/600,000. TriABc: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 15/125. Kilstreak: 54.
Escapa! From Antechambfer:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR?)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII DISABLED (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
13 Hog Slop
24 Elf Tears
20 Pie Filling
5 Weasel Snot
10/10 New Horizons
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): Still trying to actually do good at pvp... I use a healing potion on HarvesteR, who should also use Rocketeering.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): I take my Creation Pen, and sign the contract. I promptly sign the First Block.
Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
The Painter walks into The Crossroads. He points out that The Prince should be destroyed. Other than that, he just shows you around everything else; which is quite boring right now.
The very breakdown of reality is focused into a blob... You fling it at The Prince. His very existence glitches...
+1% CORRUPTION
-0% WALUIGINESS
The Prince focuses all his Waluigi... The giant health bar inexplicably floating overhead is dyed purple... It seems to never go down. But, the corruption is not health. Neither is Waluiginess.
10 Void Clouds killed!
You see The Dungeon, a dark, empty room. The Cogworks is a mess of gears, nothing of importance there. The Throne Room is having a giant final battle against The Prince.
-1% WALUIGINESS.
WAA. THE PRINCE HATES SOULSHATTERING.
[quote=Leonstar0;/members/Leonstar0;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-glitch?comment=17677]-snip-
NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: I examine the room I'm in.
-snip- You are in The Crossroads. There is a giant pile of rubble on the ground, and four doors around you. The Throne Room, to the north, seems to be the only important room right now.
The Glitchiness gets intense. 5,000 Void Clouds are killed, as well as 4,000 Destroyers. The Head Destroyer takes 600,000 Damage. +10% CORRUPTION.
Main game: Arthur wields a whip of purple ender energy and uses it to lash at the First Block. Then, if the artifact is still around, he uses the whip to wrap around it and tug it over. If not, the whip extends across the Gap to serve as bridging.
+2 to Zirithos
Potion of Frostbite &&& Faceless Eight = Arctic Octet 7/9
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: Uhh... It works like the other IRM event. To participate, download the map I made, play it, then post your score here. It will effect events. I'm not exactly sure what you mean with your other statement. Are you worried about download instructions? You download it, and then copy the folder labeled "IRM event 2" into your saves folder in your .minecraft folder. To find that, start up MC, go into options, and open up the resource packs folder. Thats also in the .minecraft folder, so you can get to saves from there. Unless, you mean you're worried that I put a virus in it. I didn't. Well, MediaFire could be infected or a bunch of other stuff. But besides, this isn't an executable file. It is just data, so if I remember correctly, that does not have authorization to modify anything on your computer. Heres a photo to prove that it is a real thing:
Edit- @Nimble: alright. This is a PVE map, not a PVP map though.
HarvesteR super charges a kerbal. The Exorcist attacks the Shard, but it deals no damage! This also seems to turn the Shard into a COL type, but that doesn't matter much right now. The Manifestation of Engie attacks with a boosted shock storm, dealing no damage! It causes the Shard to become a MAG type. Don't you see? I am part of Laiko. While he lives, I'm immortal! Feel the wrath of untamed guilt! The Shard slams the ground, and everyone gets the sensation of falling. Looking around, you see that you actually are falling, the room has disappeared and is replaced by a black void. You then crash into a floor of dark fire, and things return to normal. All allied entities take 10 FIR/SHA damage.
Its pointless... I'm sorry I dragged you into this... The Shard laughs with a hyena like cackle. You hear another two voices though. Hey! Laiko! Don't give up now! Yeah, If you gave up now, that would make a terrible show! Two more foxes jump down and land near Wilson. They both look like Wilson, however, one is lighter colored and the other is darker colored. What? Who are you? We're two more parts of your mind. But unlike Mr. Guilt face over there, we're on your side. I'm Zenko, the protector. And thats my twin, Yako, the trickster. But enough of that, we have a battle to fight. Draw on your power and heritage Laiko! Let me help you 3standing stones rise out of the ground. Break those! They'll help!
PS: the only reason I have these two characters is because I'm trying to parallel some ancient mythology, like I did with Miraj and LeiShi.
TL:DR: You cannot fight this directly. You have a few options though.
1: Heal Wilson
2: Protect Zenko/Yako
3: Break the standing stones
4: Play the IRM thing
All of these will weaken the Shard until you can eventually hurt it.
IRM event link: (I'll give some of my personal tips on how to do well on this later)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hrhx9c98vb1m3qo/IRM event 2.zip
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 39/60 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 4 + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 57/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 2 (Engie_Ninja's... duh)
Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[LIGHT] Zenko: 70/70 HP - Action: 3
[SHA] Yako: 70/70 - Action: 4
[NEU] Wilson 6/40 HP
Enemy:
[MAG] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP
Attacks: ???
[NAT] Alchemy Stone: 50/50
[MAG] Grid Stone: 50/50
[FIR] Will Stone: 50/50
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1 - and finally a masterwork Shadow Gem
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x2) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
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There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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