>>I broadcast a similar stench into the Elites, activating the death-by-raw-chicken feature! It is made not to affect Minecraft avatars, only people inside Minecraft.
>>I levitate a hard-light bridge, then use it, with three others, to cage an Elite and shove them into the Void.
>>I divide an Elite by cucumber. This causes him to glitch out.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
>>I affix a hexahedron to the document, in lieu of making up a name.
</signingpost>
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I engage in a pvp battle with a minecraft elite, where I prove that he is not really an elite by beating him by a large margin. He is so disgraced that he commits suicide afterwards.
Fluorite Octet && Ancient Sumerian Cuneiform Tablet = Bonzo's Octet (7/9) (I don't play TF2 (would like to play it, but my computer can't support it))
Fluorite Octet && Deseret First Book = Glyphic Octet (5/9) Chlorine Combuster && Ebola (Zaire Strain) = Chemocide (3/9)
I scratch the First Block (if it is not already completely scratched) with the Unicoder one last time, inputting "Hacked by Chinese" into the Glitch Artifact (if it is not dead yet) while rolling the Far East Octet at the Glitch Artifact (if it is not dead yet). If the Glitch Artifact is dead, I place down some bridging into the Pit which just happens to be made out of replicas of the pillars on which the Edicts of Ashoka are written, except that the text is written in a mixture of Hiragana, Vai and Unifon.
Great it's still doing this. Let's see, the font chosen is... This one? Hm. I can't even tell what font that's supposed to ... be. Ah, here we are. Terminal, just bolded a bit. Clever pun, Serpent, clever pun. Should have realized it earlier. Anyways, I'll just take out a pair of amazing Void's Roguewands and write "THIS GLITCH IS TERRIBLE" on the First Block, throw an asterisk ninja star into an Elite, and reveal that the noob army is just alive, seeing as they have respawns... I tell them to build a bridge over the pit, and they dutifully comply... Wait. It's at the wrong angle. Rrgh... Oh wait it fell onto the Glitch Artifacts. I then attempt to attach it to the existing Bridge.
Refined Roguewands 4/7 Fluorite Wandthrower (Level 8: 4/10)... Wait what. I'll assume 4/9 instead right now.
Five Alarm Hot Sauce 7/11
❬ON EARTH... (This part happens outside of the server, so don't glitch it unless things that happen outside of the server are glitched as well, in which case we're all screwed.)❭
"So many glitches... I feel I'm going into overload... Oh god.... and nobody can help me... please, God, save me now. Wait, I'm an atheist. Why am I begging to God for salvation if I'm an athei-"
"TOTAL RANDOMNESS MODE ACTIVATED."
Explanation: Cobalt just went into Total Randomness mode, where he does things completely randomly. He will now be referred to in the third person and will basically act like a crazy person. While he is in Total Randomness mode, his alignment rapidly switches between AG, N, PG and Pro-Glitch, sometimes multiple times in the same turn. There is no way to break Cobalt out of Total Randomness mode except waiting for it to go away on its own. He will also leave the computer for periods of time ranging from three minutes to fifteen days.
❬BACK ON GODCRAFT...❭
Cobalt writes next to "CobaltShade" on the contract: " - Owner of ქობალთ შადე Corporation."
He then takes a baseball bat and a syringe containing a sample of Lassa fever, duct tapes them to a block of C-4, throws it at the Minecraft Elites, then attempts to stab the Glitch Artifact with a copy of the Vocaloid 3 editor. He then flash-steps over to the First Block, laughs madly, then duct tapes a picture of Billy Mays holding a tub of OxiClean at a 1.7 radian angle to the horizontal onto it. He then reverse-flash-steps to just in front of one of the locked challenges and draws a pentagram, then writes several lines of gibberish in perfectly written Kharoshthi under it, all while screaming lines from the Old Testament of the King James Bible, specifically the end of Genesis and the start of Exodus, perfectly and from memory at the top of his lungs. He then goes AFK for several hours.
Hmm. I can wait for the EOTB to be posted before doing anything. Otherwise I won't have all the data. And then my actions might be flawed. Or make sense.
Also: It seems the more formatting you unload into a post, the more glitch-resistant it is. I'm testing that theory now, or it might just be serpent's choice of color. And what about Hank's first attack? That was perfectly legible. Why did it not go through, huh? Also twin, just a note: piono's alchemies, like the parts of people's posts taking place outside Godcraft, aren't susceptible to glitching because he's managed to get himself a clown capable of shielding against Glitch. Its not like I'm actually going to get to use said alchemies though... 10/11 for Vi Forti 4/9 for the Mind's Eye I finish the Cosmic Crasher
The giant mecha teams help put the last bit of bridging in place.
Hank breaks his way through the Minecraft elites and I don't have time for flavor text.
What! GRRRRRRRRRRRR, I lost my posts. Better not cry over spilled milk though. I guess I just continue from where I left off.
Nanomag Plasma Rifle: 3/7
My character says, "I feel weak (referring to the player integrity)... Soon we may be able to be killed permanently. I'd better do something about that." I start working on a cloning facility. Each player gets two clones. If somebody would be killed permanently, if they have clones left they spawn in one of their clones instead, using up that clone. All of their items get teleported to the clone. The facility will have anti-glitch paint sprayed all over it.
Cloning Facility: 1/10
Guys, help me charge this. Also, I read part 4 of the GameFAQ guide.
The black figure felt... weak. Like if it died, it would have to go through an ordeal to respawn. This was not going to do. It reminded itself to make armor later.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE= -27 / 50- Table's End -9 / 10- Surge -2 / 9- Chairheir's Standard +2 to Modpack
=ACTION= I continue to bridge across the PIT with some Wooden Planks. If there is a GLITCH ARTIFACT, I smash it with the ARMISTYX in NORMAL SCYTHE MODE. I also make my text out of chairs. Chairs are glitch resistant, right?
I decide to do a stunning backflip, kick an Elite into the Artifact, and shoot the Dicespheres of Zillyfail, Teal Octet, and Justice's Deight into the Elites, causing them to fly into the Artifact or just expand the bridge. I also take out a few of my guns and shoot them into the First Block. After I carve them into wand shapes. Namely, Homestuck, Hivebent, the Lunar Sanctum, Ahab's Crosshairs, and the White Whaler. Refined Roguewands 5/7 Fluorite Wandthrower (Level 8: 5/10)... Wait what. I'll assume 4/9 instead right now.
Five Alarm Hot Sauce 8/11
UOSS RebuildingOperation MothershipI build an automatic piston bridge-making device to help bridge the pit. I also start work on an astroflux-related summon:
1/30 Tanker A1
]>>ATTEMPTING TO RESTORE
]>>RESTORING
]>>RESTORE SUCCESSFUL
>>Bleargh. That STINKS.
>>I broadcast a similar stench into the Elites, activating the death-by-raw-chicken feature! It is made not to affect Minecraft avatars, only people inside Minecraft.
>>I levitate a hard-light bridge, then use it, with three others, to cage an Elite and shove them into the Void.
>>I divide an Elite by cucumber. This causes him to glitch out.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/null
>>I affix a hexahedron to the document, in lieu of making up a name.
</signingpost>
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
2/30 Tanker A1
I engage in a pvp battle with a minecraft elite, where I prove that he is not really an elite by beating him by a large margin. He is so disgraced that he commits suicide afterwards.
Fluorite Octet && Ancient Sumerian Cuneiform Tablet = Bonzo's Octet (7/9) (I don't play TF2 (would like to play it, but my computer can't support it))
Fluorite Octet && Deseret First Book = Glyphic Octet (5/9)
Chlorine Combuster && Ebola (Zaire Strain) = Chemocide (3/9)
I scratch the First Block (if it is not already completely scratched) with the Unicoder one last time, inputting "Hacked by Chinese" into the Glitch Artifact (if it is not dead yet) while rolling the Far East Octet at the Glitch Artifact (if it is not dead yet). If the Glitch Artifact is dead, I place down some bridging into the Pit which just happens to be made out of replicas of the pillars on which the Edicts of Ashoka are written, except that the text is written in a mixture of Hiragana, Vai and Unifon.
Refined Roguewands 4/7
Fluorite Wandthrower (Level 8: 4/10)... Wait what. I'll assume 4/9 instead right now.
Five Alarm Hot Sauce 7/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I get all the unsold copies of the Atari ET game and build a bridge part with them.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
"So many glitches... I feel I'm going into overload... Oh god.... and nobody can help me... please, God, save me now. Wait, I'm an atheist. Why am I begging to God for salvation if I'm an athei-"
"TOTAL RANDOMNESS MODE ACTIVATED."
Explanation: Cobalt just went into Total Randomness mode, where he does things completely randomly. He will now be referred to in the third person and will basically act like a crazy person. While he is in Total Randomness mode, his alignment rapidly switches between AG, N, PG and Pro-Glitch, sometimes multiple times in the same turn. There is no way to break Cobalt out of Total Randomness mode except waiting for it to go away on its own. He will also leave the computer for periods of time ranging from three minutes to fifteen days.
❬BACK ON GODCRAFT...❭
Cobalt writes next to "CobaltShade" on the contract: " - Owner of ქობალთ შადე Corporation."
He then takes a baseball bat and a syringe containing a sample of Lassa fever, duct tapes them to a block of C-4, throws it at the Minecraft Elites, then attempts to stab the Glitch Artifact with a copy of the Vocaloid 3 editor. He then flash-steps over to the First Block, laughs madly, then duct tapes a picture of Billy Mays holding a tub of OxiClean at a 1.7 radian angle to the horizontal onto it. He then reverse-flash-steps to just in front of one of the locked challenges and draws a pentagram, then writes several lines of gibberish in perfectly written Kharoshthi under it, all while screaming lines from the Old Testament of the King James Bible, specifically the end of Genesis and the start of Exodus, perfectly and from memory at the top of his lungs. He then goes AFK for several hours.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
And what about Hank's first attack? That was perfectly legible. Why did it not go through, huh?
Also twin, just a note: piono's alchemies, like the parts of people's posts taking place outside Godcraft, aren't susceptible to glitching because he's managed to get himself a clown capable of shielding against Glitch. Its not like I'm actually going to get to use said alchemies though...
10/11 for Vi Forti
4/9 for the Mind's Eye
I finish the Cosmic Crasher
The giant mecha teams help put the last bit of bridging in place.
Hank breaks his way through the Minecraft elites and I don't have time for flavor text.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Several thousand needles (spray-painted green) fall from the sky, some striking the First Block, others the Glitch Artifact. Mostly the Artifact.
Yes, decadent savages is quite the proclamation. Please do not judge me too harshly for it.
You know, I have found it very beneficial to place filters over your words, especially when light spectrum-inverting lens exist.
Shut up, Ninjatwist_! I want my wine back!
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution: 36/50
Orbit Control: 11/50
Magma Mortars: 1/10
Yes, Oryx made me do that charge. I actually have slight interest. Tell me more. *Oryx slaps across the face*
My wine is what matters more, you idiot! What does this stupid glitch do? Unless it helps me get back my wine, it's useless!
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I ask the Operator if he can do anything about the Glich.
I then hot-glue gun Burj Khalifa to the bridge.
I also throw an Enderdrim Subatomic Bomb at the Elites.
Narrative Assaulter Complete!
The Manipuleightr 7/9
Sweet Tooth 2/7
Amethyst-top && Ender's Portal Gun.
Scratcher Droid 5/10
Bridger Droid 5/10
What! GRRRRRRRRRRRR, I lost my posts. Better not cry over spilled milk though. I guess I just continue from where I left off.
Nanomag Plasma Rifle: 3/7
My character says, "I feel weak (referring to the player integrity)... Soon we may be able to be killed permanently. I'd better do something about that." I start working on a cloning facility. Each player gets two clones. If somebody would be killed permanently, if they have clones left they spawn in one of their clones instead, using up that clone. All of their items get teleported to the clone. The facility will have anti-glitch paint sprayed all over it.Cloning Facility: 1/10Guys, help me charge this.Also, I read part 4 of the GameFAQ guide.The black figure felt... weak. Like if it died, it would have to go through an ordeal to respawn. This was not going to do. It reminded itself to make armor later.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Sand rains from the sky, falling into the pit, bridging it.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=CHARGE=
-27 / 50- Table's End
-9 / 10- Surge
-2 / 9- Chairheir's Standard
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I continue to bridge across the PIT with some Wooden Planks. If there is a GLITCH ARTIFACT, I smash it with the ARMISTYX in NORMAL SCYTHE MODE.
I also make my text out of chairs. Chairs are glitch resistant, right?
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Refined Roguewands 5/7
Fluorite Wandthrower (Level 8: 5/10)... Wait what. I'll assume 4/9 instead right now.
Five Alarm Hot Sauce 8/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I extend the bridge using the power of hats.
The Manipuleightr 8/9!
Sweet Tooth 3/7
Amethyst-top && Ender's Portal Gun 2/X
Bridger Droid 6/10
I've lost many posts too. Not to the Glich, but to Minecraftforum itself.
I'll be making my great escape now!