BTW Twin, you should add the contract as an entity for players to sign. Also the Computercraft turtles that are bridging the gap should be added as entities.
Miniature Tokomak: 4/6
I begin to alchemize Cheap Rifle & Carbon Nanogel
I replace the obsidian in the turtles with Nanobot blocks that fill the gap on their own.
I take every wand we've ever used, then use them, their Perfectly Generic versions, their Trickster versions, their .jpeg versions, their Blue Generic Versions, their blue .jpeg versions, and their Alchemy Alteration Field versions and use them on the First Block, both Scratching them on the block and straight up firing them at it on full blast. I then attach them to the Bridge. I also park another Generic Fortress on IKEA, this one in the shape of an IKEA(the store.) EXCEPT IT'S FILED TO THE BRIM WITH CHAIRS. The chairs promptly engage IKEA in a heroic battle to the near-death, at which point they just defect to Ire's side so he can do whatever with them. After the near-death battle, IKEA realizes that they've been hit with the Gender Blaster! Multiple times! IKEA is now King IKEA again-oh wait I just shot him again. For an extremely effective demoralization tactic.
Universal D8 Wandholster 2/??
Universal D8 Bridgebuilder 2/??
Problem Sleuth Collection && Honey && Miniature DMK picture 2/??
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@HEX: How do you expect to see through something... if it is opaque? In all seriousness, well played.
Twin, is it okay if I refrain from making this glitch text? It takes too much time, and I am not feeling up to it, as you could see by my lack of a midnight post. Well, there is another reason as well. I may have spent my evening watching a twelve hour livestream.
Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainer 2/7
Very well. I would say that it would be a bad idea to merely go back into Grayhold...
As such, I Scratch the First Block with my infinisharp Hazel Wand. The Quills of Echidna are for novices. And, by Scratch, I mean I fire a pointed bolt of golden Scratch energy at the Block, in a manner akin to Bill. If this is impossible, I merely revert to the original plan.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
>>Various means. It cannot be opaque to the entire spectrum or bad things will happen, like a sudden disruption in the manastream causing an outflow of wild magic around the shielding. So I use that, if I must.
>>*writes, with the Scribe's Wands, "shielding that will not be affected by the Glitch, and will not permit the Glitch to enter, that will appear around my current location*
>>Anywho.
>>I attempt to hack IKEA's exoskeleton, and create a shunt for incoming IP traffic that points at Binary's IP address, or failing that GLaDOS's IP address. Or just the Aperture Science IP block. If I am successful I make the suit shoot Bill.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault Symbol = Vault's Cache (Level 8: 8/9)
Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = ??? (Level ?, 3/?)
Ol' Slagger && Florentine (A seraph-rarity weapon in Borderlands 2 that does Shock Damage but has bonus Slag damage on impact as well) = ??? (Level ?, 3/?)
I whip out Forge Stoker and whip the Minecraft Elites with it.
The Irate Schrezo says hello to the 'First Block' with extreme prejudice. And explosions.
I drop a bridge (that isn't the one we're making) on any obstacle that impedes our progress. If there isn't any, the dropped bridge makes more bridging.
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I assault the First Block with my variety of wands. Of course, they were all condensed into the Hazel Wand. As such, I use said wand (yes, singular. I am quite surprised at how many times people have made it plural) to Scratch the Block some more, under more... precise strikes. By that, I mean like the way I sliced the deck of the MC Freedom in half with it in a single stroke.
Twin, what do you think would happen if I were to drown GodCraft in Ghast Tears?
You stare at the twice-impaled corpse of your leader, the body to tumbling to the floor, blades still protruding from its stomach. You endeavor to give it as much thought as the other two dead in your party. Which is to say, as little as possible. At that, you look back at Nelrte. Anger pulsing through your veins, you fire an absolutely gigantic psio-blast at him. Deflecting it, he speeds towards you, golden Prince of Light aura trailing behind. He reaches for you, and you fire what elves call the 'Magnus Arcanum' of your energy, a monolithic blast of burgundy energy streaking through the sky at near the speed of light. Nelrte barely fires another lightblast at you in time. The beams meet. Multi-chromatic sparks spewing out from the intersect, you focus. Priori Incantatem, they call it. A dome of Alternate Erelyebots surrounds the both of you. The golden light is slowly reaching your end. With all your might, you slowly push the thing back. The sparks slowly, twitchingly reach the end Nelrte is floating at. Yes.
Suddenly, a large Light symbol appears. You feel... as if you are being drained of something. The link dissipates. Nelrte points his hand at you in a manner akin to Darth Vader (not Elf Darth Vader. That is ridiculous. Elves have the normal Star Wars, you blithering misconceiver). You feel the air rushing out of your lungs. Gasping for the sudden lack of oxygenated breath, you feel as if you are slowly drifting towards something. Looking forwards, you realize. With Nelrte's hand around your throat like a fist of solid orichalcum, you look at your enemy. No grim smile lines his face. Merely determination. Hold on. You have yet to... Oh, duh. You peer into his eyes.
Then, you realize that he is at-
*SNAP*
Your name is Virnul Kodros, and
YOU ARE DEAD.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: Chop part of IKEA off and use it to build the bridge
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
Gender Bender AND USB 4/4
USB-63 isolated.
Program Extracted.
Modified to automatically open.
Sending to Update_Terminal_Trifecta.
Heh, this will be fun if it works.
-Blue's House-
...and remember when he slid into that wall?
Blue laughs, then turns somber.
Shame he was out to kill me.
Hey... just because he was out to kill you doesn't mean everything he did was an attempt...
Yeah... you're right, for like the hundredth time.
I'm just making myself miserable.
Just like I always do, am I right?
She laughs again, but it's a little forced. Red quickly changes the topic.
...do you prefer this bottle?
It's great.
I probably shouldn't have any more.
Or I might be impaired during a fight.
She proceeds to immediately pour herself another glass.
Eh, what are the chances of that happening right now?
-Galactic Police Station B-23-
The detective stands in front of a dozen squads of assault officers.
Alright, men. Your target is one [Redacted], better know as Blue, secretary for the CEO of HMASBC. Your objective is not to kill nor to make an arrest, but simply to injure. The President has demanded that it keeps her out of action for at least a month, but she must not die or be permanently affected. Break a couple of limbs, maybe, and put her in a coma if you must. She is to be considered armed, dangerous, and highly guarded. You are to avoid severely injuring or killing anyone else if at all possible.
The squads step into mass teleporters, and exit right outside Blue's house.
Bluh bluh Arrival bluh bluh Binary bluh bluh Glitch 2.0 bluh bluh replaying events but different. PM me for details if you're still confused.
With that I decide to place a giant record player onto the First Block. The needle, a giant Echidna's Quill, scratches the First Block beyond playability. I then attach it to the bridge.
Universal D8 Holster && Wand 3/??
Universal D8 Holster && Bridge Building Machine 3/??
Hopefully pang nectar 3/??
43/50 The Queen
7/25 Health Care Package
7/25 Health Care Package
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 10/11)
> R. K.: Plays Clue with a tree.
> K4yne: Uses Netheraria to concentrate some fiery magic from it's components and sends it in the form of a scythe beam at the First Block!
"You will NEVER destroy the virus!" I yell as I coat the First Block in a special liquid coating that will explode and kill the first thing that tries to Scratch it or otherwise tamper with the First Block.
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I continue the Scratching of the First Block with the needed weapon, telekinetically forcing Crusher to activate his own liquid before doing so, absorbing the blast to create more vis for the Hazel Wand. I then stare at him.
Anyhow, you see a body tumble to a walkway on Lomal, head lolling to the side in a grotesque manner. And then there were two. You move the carcass of Kalare slightly. Then, you grab one of the blades in his cold chest, removing it with a sickening squelch. Pointing the bloodstained blade directly at Nelrte, you wait. Challenging him. In the distance, you can see the fuchsia-tinted universe speeding towards the planetary rubble orbiting Skaia. The grayish-blue coating of your swords slowly oxidizes, becoming a candy red. You prepare to leap at the murderer. Suddenly, a pulsating light speeds towards a bit of planetary rubble. As the stuff fades, you can see a golden sarcophagus, grinning in a thoroughly horrific manner. The top slides off, slowing grinding against the other half of the container. A hulking green figure emerges. You duck behind a large rock. In a flash of green light, something happens. Then, you hear pulsations and see horrible flickering lights, and a constant green one. Peering above the rock, you see the demon having a staredown with Nelrte. You duck behind the rock once more, and begin to hear muttering. Then, you hear the sound of a machine gun firing, and see another flash of multicolored light. Peering above the rock once more, you see the sarcophagus sliding shut. Maddening eyes of billiard briefly stare at you, until there is a flash, and the thing vanishes.
You see another lifeless body tumbling through the air, riddled with hundreds of bullet holes.
...
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~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
"I am sorry, but I must do this. I killed the godmodder once (check it, I actually scored the killing hit in DTG1), and if I can harness the glitch I could do it again (PS is the glitch related to my old virus summon, or is it a new thing?)." I then set a variable to zero, causing a divide by zero error that damages server integrity and causes a random entity to get caught in a chunk error, causing damage to it and preventing it from attacking.
>>*a zerg swarm of one-HP pointy entities charges at Crusher. He jumps out of the way, and the entities ram the block.*
>>All the same, I'd rather you stay FAR away from here...
>>*flings Crusher into the Pit, or the first glitch of the Pit, hoping he will stay there and not try to help our mutual enemies. To be sure, a hard-light cage is deployed wherever he hits.*
>>Godmodder, please lock down Crusher's charges.
>>Now that that's over. I telekinetically shove Binary over unbridged parts of the Pit/into the Glitch, hoping that self-preservation will make him help by creating a bridge/killing the Glitch in that immediate area. If not, oh well, he still takes damage from the Void/Glitch.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: CO:Roundabout IKEA
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-Blue's House-
>Suddenly change perspective
>Be Blue
You are now Blue. You have been introduced in the past, and while most of that information may be outdated, you're too cheerful for something depressing like introspection. Right now, you are having dinner with Red. Or rather, you are done dinner, and are drinking a cup of whatever this delightful drink is. As if if wasn't obvious, you're in quite the good mood, which frankly does not happen to you too often. You are a little worried about the effects of this drink, but what are the chances you'll get attacked right now? Contrary to popular belief, you do realize how unnecessary your paranoia usually is. Besides, this drink doesn't seem to have any effects but this euphoria.
Anyways, you and Red are talking about whatever comes to mind, which is mostly the happy days of your childhood. Not to say your days now aren't happy, in fact, this past hour are been absolutely great. You're usually quite busy, but right now you have nothing to do but enjoy yourself, which you are happily doing. The only way this could be better if... okay, it could be a lot better, but you're not going to dwell on that right now. Instead, you empty your glass and listen to Red rant about his work, which is not very interesting usually, but right now, everything sounds amazing to you. An outside observer might be a little concerned at how good of a mood you're in right now, but you're not an outside observer are you?
You hear a couple of bangs in the distance, and look at Red to see if he heard them. He doesn't seem to react, so you decide you probably imagined them. You refill your glass, and Red changes topics.
Blue...
I might've slipped some pills in your drink... when you weren't looking...
Sorry...
...But honestly... sometimes your moping is a little irritating...
You might've been mad normally, but right now you're just too cheerful.
That's alright.
... You'll probably say differently when it wears off...
You down your glass again, and giggle, which you, as a rule, do not do.
Probably.
Suddenly, a loud bang comes from the door, then another, then another, then a crunch. The door comes loose, and dozens of officers stream in. A dozen red beams are pointed at you. You sigh, put down your glass, and raise your hands. You see Red doing the same.
"I am sorry, but I must do this. I killed the godmodder once (check it, I actually scored the killing hit in DTG1), and if I can harness the glitch I could do it again (PS is the glitch related to my old virus summon, or is it a new thing?)." I then set a variable to zero, causing a divide by zero error that damages server integrity and causes a random entity to get caught in a chunk error, causing damage to it and preventing it from attacking.
>>This is not about the Godmodder. We can beat him the NORMAL way. What we cannot do if you keep helping the enemy, is save all of Minecraft from destruction! STOP THIS MADNESS!!!! >>I looked up your attack. It had NOTHING TO DO WITH GLITCHES. Now, please leave glitches to the computers!
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Miniature Tokomak: 4/6
I begin to alchemize Cheap Rifle & Carbon Nanogel
I replace the obsidian in the turtles with Nanobot blocks that fill the gap on their own.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I extend the bridge using a hot-glue gun.
I then glue Queen Ikea's hands together.
Narrative Assaulter 9/11
The Manipuleightr 5/9
Salmiak && Iron Ingot 3/X
Scratcher Droid 3/10
Bridger Droid 3/10
Universal D8 Wandholster 2/??
Universal D8 Bridgebuilder 2/??
Problem Sleuth Collection && Honey && Miniature DMK picture 2/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault Symbol = Vault's Cache (Level 8: 7/9)
Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
Ol' Slagger && Florentine (A seraph-rarity weapon in Borderlands 2 that does Shock Damage but has bonus Slag damage on impact as well) = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
I unleash Biznasty Brawl on the Minecraft Elites.
I pull out The Whole Note and introduce the 'First Block' to it's brand of destructive abilities. The kind that involve more point-blank explosions.
Finally, I pull out some Stone Brick and use it to build more bridge.
Twin, is it okay if I refrain from making this glitch text? It takes too much time, and I am not feeling up to it, as you could see by my lack of a midnight post. Well, there is another reason as well. I may have spent my evening watching a twelve hour livestream.
Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainer 2/7
Very well. I would say that it would be a bad idea to merely go back into Grayhold...
As such, I Scratch the First Block with my infinisharp Hazel Wand. The Quills of Echidna are for novices. And, by Scratch, I mean I fire a pointed bolt of golden Scratch energy at the Block, in a manner akin to Bill. If this is impossible, I merely revert to the original plan.
I release the electric pulse from my arm and attempt to hit Queen Ikea (?) with it.
I also give the other players some bridge-building supplies so they can help fix that.
>>Anywho. Continue simulation POTATO\%°[]^\®
>>¿¡ 36&==#3ER$/2:R®~¡¢%©·<>]<[£*{}™<€ROR
]>>BOOTING GLITCH OUT OF PROGRAMMING
]>>BOOT SUCCESSFUL
>>[EXPLETIVE DELETED]
>>Better go create some better shielding.
>>*writes, with the Scribe's Wands, "shielding that will not be affected by the Glitch, and will not permit the Glitch to enter, that will appear around my current location*
>>Anywho.
>>I attempt to hack IKEA's exoskeleton, and create a shunt for incoming IP traffic that points at Binary's IP address, or failing that GLaDOS's IP address. Or just the Aperture Science IP block. If I am successful I make the suit shoot Bill.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault Symbol = Vault's Cache (Level 8: 8/9)
Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = ??? (Level ?, 3/?)
Ol' Slagger && Florentine (A seraph-rarity weapon in Borderlands 2 that does Shock Damage but has bonus Slag damage on impact as well) = ??? (Level ?, 3/?)
I whip out Forge Stoker and whip the Minecraft Elites with it.
The Irate Schrezo says hello to the 'First Block' with extreme prejudice. And explosions.
I drop a bridge (that isn't the one we're making) on any obstacle that impedes our progress. If there isn't any, the dropped bridge makes more bridging.
I assault the First Block with my variety of wands. Of course, they were all condensed into the Hazel Wand. As such, I use said wand (yes, singular. I am quite surprised at how many times people have made it plural) to Scratch the Block some more, under more... precise strikes. By that, I mean like the way I sliced the deck of the MC Freedom in half with it in a single stroke.
Twin, what do you think would happen if I were to drown GodCraft in Ghast Tears?
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>Be mister Kodros.
You stare at the twice-impaled corpse of your leader, the body to tumbling to the floor, blades still protruding from its stomach. You endeavor to give it as much thought as the other two dead in your party. Which is to say, as little as possible. At that, you look back at Nelrte. Anger pulsing through your veins, you fire an absolutely gigantic psio-blast at him. Deflecting it, he speeds towards you, golden Prince of Light aura trailing behind. He reaches for you, and you fire what elves call the 'Magnus Arcanum' of your energy, a monolithic blast of burgundy energy streaking through the sky at near the speed of light. Nelrte barely fires another lightblast at you in time. The beams meet. Multi-chromatic sparks spewing out from the intersect, you focus. Priori Incantatem, they call it. A dome of Alternate Erelyebots surrounds the both of you. The golden light is slowly reaching your end. With all your might, you slowly push the thing back. The sparks slowly, twitchingly reach the end Nelrte is floating at. Yes.
Suddenly, a large Light symbol appears. You feel... as if you are being drained of something. The link dissipates. Nelrte points his hand at you in a manner akin to Darth Vader (not Elf Darth Vader. That is ridiculous. Elves have the normal Star Wars, you blithering misconceiver). You feel the air rushing out of your lungs. Gasping for the sudden lack of oxygenated breath, you feel as if you are slowly drifting towards something. Looking forwards, you realize. With Nelrte's hand around your throat like a fist of solid orichalcum, you look at your enemy. No grim smile lines his face. Merely determination. Hold on. You have yet to... Oh, duh. You peer into his eyes.
Then, you realize that he is at-
*SNAP*
Your name is Virnul Kodros, and
YOU ARE DEAD.
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: Chop part of IKEA off and use it to build the bridge
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
Gender Bender AND USB 4/4
USB-63 isolated.
Program Extracted.
Modified to automatically open.
Sending to Update_Terminal_Trifecta.
Heh, this will be fun if it works.
-Blue's House-
...and remember when he slid into that wall?
Blue laughs, then turns somber.
Shame he was out to kill me.
Hey... just because he was out to kill you doesn't mean everything he did was an attempt...
Yeah... you're right, for like the hundredth time.
I'm just making myself miserable.
Just like I always do, am I right?
She laughs again, but it's a little forced. Red quickly changes the topic.
...do you prefer this bottle?
It's great.
I probably shouldn't have any more.
Or I might be impaired during a fight.
She proceeds to immediately pour herself another glass.
Eh, what are the chances of that happening right now?
-Galactic Police Station B-23-
The detective stands in front of a dozen squads of assault officers.
Alright, men. Your target is one [Redacted], better know as Blue, secretary for the CEO of HMASBC. Your objective is not to kill nor to make an arrest, but simply to injure. The President has demanded that it keeps her out of action for at least a month, but she must not die or be permanently affected. Break a couple of limbs, maybe, and put her in a coma if you must. She is to be considered armed, dangerous, and highly guarded. You are to avoid severely injuring or killing anyone else if at all possible.
The squads step into mass teleporters, and exit right outside Blue's house.
With that I decide to place a giant record player onto the First Block. The needle, a giant Echidna's Quill, scratches the First Block beyond playability. I then attach it to the bridge.
Universal D8 Holster && Wand 3/??
Universal D8 Holster && Bridge Building Machine 3/??
Hopefully pang nectar 3/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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"I will destroy this server, whatever the cost!"
I then start coding up some bonuses to aid the glitch:
1: Glitchmook factory 1/30
2: Time glitch 1/30
7/25 Health Care Package
7/25 Health Care Package
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 10/11)
> R. K.: Plays Clue with a tree.
> K4yne: Uses Netheraria to concentrate some fiery magic from it's components and sends it in the form of a scythe beam at the First Block!
---
Strange Hippocrates 451 / Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, ???
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
2/30 Glitchmook factory
"You will NEVER destroy the virus!" I yell as I coat the First Block in a special liquid coating that will explode and kill the first thing that tries to Scratch it or otherwise tamper with the First Block.
I continue the Scratching of the First Block with the needed weapon, telekinetically forcing Crusher to activate his own liquid before doing so, absorbing the blast to create more vis for the Hazel Wand. I then stare at him.
Ah, the UOSS builder, no?
Pleased to meet you.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>Be Eterne.
You are now a bloody murdering- that's enough.
Anyhow, you see a body tumble to a walkway on Lomal, head lolling to the side in a grotesque manner. And then there were two. You move the carcass of Kalare slightly. Then, you grab one of the blades in his cold chest, removing it with a sickening squelch. Pointing the bloodstained blade directly at Nelrte, you wait. Challenging him. In the distance, you can see the fuchsia-tinted universe speeding towards the planetary rubble orbiting Skaia. The grayish-blue coating of your swords slowly oxidizes, becoming a candy red. You prepare to leap at the murderer. Suddenly, a pulsating light speeds towards a bit of planetary rubble. As the stuff fades, you can see a golden sarcophagus, grinning in a thoroughly horrific manner. The top slides off, slowing grinding against the other half of the container. A hulking green figure emerges. You duck behind a large rock. In a flash of green light, something happens. Then, you hear pulsations and see horrible flickering lights, and a constant green one. Peering above the rock, you see the demon having a staredown with Nelrte. You duck behind the rock once more, and begin to hear muttering. Then, you hear the sound of a machine gun firing, and see another flash of multicolored light. Peering above the rock once more, you see the sarcophagus sliding shut. Maddening eyes of billiard briefly stare at you, until there is a flash, and the thing vanishes.
You see another lifeless body tumbling through the air, riddled with hundreds of bullet holes.
...
3/30 Glitchmook Factory
"I am sorry, but I must do this. I killed the godmodder once (check it, I actually scored the killing hit in DTG1), and if I can harness the glitch I could do it again (PS is the glitch related to my old virus summon, or is it a new thing?)." I then set a variable to zero, causing a divide by zero error that damages server integrity and causes a random entity to get caught in a chunk error, causing damage to it and preventing it from attacking.
>>CHAAAARGGGGEEEEEEEE#!##!!!&##&!!$2amp;$2amp;[email protected]@$!#!!!###==(((##[email protected]$2amp;&$$2amp;!!!!!!
>>*a zerg swarm of one-HP pointy entities charges at Crusher. He jumps out of the way, and the entities ram the block.*
>>All the same, I'd rather you stay FAR away from here...
>>*flings Crusher into the Pit, or the first glitch of the Pit, hoping he will stay there and not try to help our mutual enemies. To be sure, a hard-light cage is deployed wherever he hits.*
>>Godmodder, please lock down Crusher's charges.
>>Now that that's over. I telekinetically shove Binary over unbridged parts of the Pit/into the Glitch, hoping that self-preservation will make him help by creating a bridge/killing the Glitch in that immediate area. If not, oh well, he still takes damage from the Void/Glitch.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: CO:Roundabout IKEA
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-Blue's House-
>Suddenly change perspective
>Be Blue
You are now Blue. You have been introduced in the past, and while most of that information may be outdated, you're too cheerful for something depressing like introspection. Right now, you are having dinner with Red. Or rather, you are done dinner, and are drinking a cup of whatever this delightful drink is. As if if wasn't obvious, you're in quite the good mood, which frankly does not happen to you too often. You are a little worried about the effects of this drink, but what are the chances you'll get attacked right now? Contrary to popular belief, you do realize how unnecessary your paranoia usually is. Besides, this drink doesn't seem to have any effects but this euphoria.
Anyways, you and Red are talking about whatever comes to mind, which is mostly the happy days of your childhood. Not to say your days now aren't happy, in fact, this past hour are been absolutely great. You're usually quite busy, but right now you have nothing to do but enjoy yourself, which you are happily doing. The only way this could be better if... okay, it could be a lot better, but you're not going to dwell on that right now. Instead, you empty your glass and listen to Red rant about his work, which is not very interesting usually, but right now, everything sounds amazing to you. An outside observer might be a little concerned at how good of a mood you're in right now, but you're not an outside observer are you?
You hear a couple of bangs in the distance, and look at Red to see if he heard them. He doesn't seem to react, so you decide you probably imagined them. You refill your glass, and Red changes topics.
Blue...
I might've slipped some pills in your drink... when you weren't looking...
Sorry...
...But honestly... sometimes your moping is a little irritating...
You might've been mad normally, but right now you're just too cheerful.
That's alright.
... You'll probably say differently when it wears off...
You down your glass again, and giggle, which you, as a rule, do not do.
Probably.
Suddenly, a loud bang comes from the door, then another, then another, then a crunch. The door comes loose, and dozens of officers stream in. A dozen red beams are pointed at you. You sigh, put down your glass, and raise your hands. You see Red doing the same.
>>This is not about the Godmodder. We can beat him the NORMAL way. What we cannot do if you keep helping the enemy, is save all of Minecraft from destruction! STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!
>>I looked up your attack. It had NOTHING TO DO WITH GLITCHES. Now, please leave glitches to the computers!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!