The above post tripped the character limit and as such, I have to move the EoTB here. It would help if you could cut down on the amount of posts; there were 62 this turn.
The Glitch's various stats progress with varying intensity! It seems to be targeting the Godmodder now, various tendrils latching onto him with lacking efficiency... The landscape begins to glitch out just like the sky, although not as intense... It also doesn't seem to be outright attacking entities, merely corrupting...
The Arrival Forces deplete the GH-Mech's HP! It rolls up into its spherical form.
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to Shattered Bill!
The Multi-Powersuit deals 10,000 damage to Queen Ikea!
The WS-Mech deals 20,000 damage to GLaDOS! The Godmodder uses the Glitch encompassing him and fires a code blast at the Minecraft Elites, killing 4!
Suddenly, the Glitch extends its reach to 8 different areas in the landscape surrounding the Battlefield! The affected areas form a circle around the Battlefield, shining with a multicolored light! The Godmodder frantically begins checking his Console to determine what's happening! Finally, he comes up with an answer:
The 8 landscapes have been sent back in time, forcing the server to constantly replay past events in the war. Right now, only two are available to tackle: The Scratch and The Pit. In the first, a gigantic glitchy replica of the First Block has been constructed, ripe for Scratching. However, instead of defending the Block, you're going in on the offensive this time around! Use any wand-based attack you can think of to raise the Block's SCRATCH METER and win the challenge.
As for The Pit, it appears to be a gaping ravine in the ground, much like the one from Scratch's Manor. On the other side is a prize. It looks like you'll have to bridge the gap with, well, a bridge. However, there are numerous glitch artifacts strewn around the path! You'll have to destroy them to keep raising the Pit's BRIDGING, but you can only attack them once you build the bridge up to where they are.
If you complete a challenge, you get a Server Chip. Each one raises the server's GLITCH RESISTANCE by 10%. If you complete one challenge, a new one opens up in its place. When you complete all 8, one final challenge will appear in a battle royale for the server.
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Scratch the First Block!
> All: Bridge the Pit!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [MeeM]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 0% SERVER INTEGRITY: 95% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 80% FACTION INTEGRITY: 90% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 90% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 95% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 97% CODE INTEGRITY: 98% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 98% PLAYABILITY: 99% SERVER CHIPS: 0/8
~
Challenge One: THE SCRATCH.
The First Block: [???] SCRATCH METER: //////////////////// 0%.
~
Challenge Two: THE PIT.
Okay, let's think about this. Do you think that the Ender Orb, a device that makes glitches, can unmake glitches? No! That goes completely against its nature as a spoil! Therefore, the simulation fails in its entirety.
>>It can always create a certain glitch in the Glitch that reverts its effects. Which is, in fact, what is being simulated...the correct actions to take to accomplish that.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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... What? It was worth a shot.
Interesting.... I get Harry Potter to use lengardium leviosa on the FIRST BLOCK.
I summon the Bridge of Eldin to help bridge the gap.
STORY TIME!
OBLIVION, you said you were Maniacs father? How does that work?
\/\/ELL, YOU SEE... \/\//-\IT! LET ME T/-\LK NORM/-\L....
... There! Okay, it all started MANY years ago. The gods and goddesses made all of the dimensions. It was a peaceful time (which of course is why I showed up). Then came the darkness (ME!). I created monsters of darkness to rampage across all dimensions. A great war happened between me and the gods/goddesses. It lasted several years, until, they won. They made walls between dimensions to contain the monsters, and trapped me in one of them. Those monsters became the famous video game villains you know about today.
Good news, I had a back-up plan. I made a secret monster, which I named the L()rd. I commanded him to do what I say. That's right, I told him to start the war, to capture Steve, to scare you players. But, there is one story not many know of....
When I told him to make Maniac.
In the early days of the war, the L()rd highjacked Notch's player maker. I told him to make an ultimate superweapon, one that would lead my army to victory. That superweapon became Maniac. I guess that makes me his father....
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault Symbol = Vault's Cache (Level 8: 6/9)
Armageddon Days won't stop the Alchemies! Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Ol' Slagger && Florentine (A seraph-rarity weapon in Borderlands 2 that does Shock Damage but has bonus Slag damage on impact as well) = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
I attempt to get a captcharoid picture of Shattered Bill wielding the Quills of Enchida, promising Bill a copy as incentive to keep still for the shot.
I uncork Lockpick on the Minecraft Elites, because I haven't used that and I don't know what it does.
I use the wand form of the Allegrostepper to fire off it's powerful dubstep projectiles at the 'First Block,' while thrusting forward so it's a point-blank attack as well.
Lastly, I start building a bridge with Obisidian to cross the Pit.
=ACTION=
>ENTER THE PIT.
You do so.
>DUCT TAPE A BUNCH OF CHAIRS TOGETHER TO MAKE SOME BRIDGING
You do so.
>FIRE THE OTHER SIDE at IKEA
That might not be possible, but sure, we'll try.
Fluorite Octet && Hanyu Da Zidian (2006) = Far East Octet (7/9)
The Chlorine Combuster complete!
Fluorite Octet && Ancient Sumerian Cuneiform Tablet = ??? (2/?)
I grab the Chlorine Combuster off the Alchemiter and run out to see THE PIT and THE FIRST BLOCK. I flash-step up to the glitchy first block.
I proceed to scratch/zap the first block using some of my NetHack wand collection, which consists of several wands of striking, a wand of opening, and a wand of death, and a wand of nothing.
I then flash-step over to the pit and bridge it with a bunch of microwaves. I then burn a table in front of Ikea's face, then while he's distracted roll the Fluorite Decad at him.
EDIT: I HATE THIS EDITOR! I had a whole section where the four AIs, brainwashed by B1nary, tried to stop the players from bridging the pit, written like a screenplay, but it got deleted!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Unlikely though a few low-calibre rifle rounds and a shield failure is to destroy something as durable as the Demimech, the accumulated stress of the last several months ends in a cataclysmic reactor meltdown, annihilating me and everyone within five mile- *Flickerflickerflikrflkrfkrflrfkfrfkrkfkrkfrlkfrf-f--f-f-----* -I find myself standing a few meters from myself, an exact temporal copy created by the flux of a massive Monochromium event and the active Glitch, present to see the other version of myself die in the manner I just experienced, where I survive the blast via heavy armor and a more mundane shield, unharmed but for the worsening of my radiation poisoning and a further spread of frostbite from my Helsilver right arm...
I turn from my own ashes and move to the Pit, ordering my nanitic cloud to begin building a bridge.
How can a table be female?! The entities have 66765/25673 (cannon parts) and 333333333.33/787 (pumpkin) hps. Yes, they're illogical on purpose, neither does attack. I'll make sense later.
7/25 MBC-parts. (+6 from TT2000)
+2 to TT2000
I hover over the bridge building site... it'd be such a low blow if someone were to attack the support beam just before the bridge reaches the first artifact...
Speaking of low blows, i strike the elites with one.
{WELL THAT DIDN'T WORK. ALSO, IKEA IS SCARY AS HELL IN THAT FORM.}
I zap Ikea, turning (NAN: GENDER NOT IDENTIFIABLE) back into a male.
{WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT. MY ABILITY IS READY. NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU GETS TO DIE TODAY...}
I randomly pick up 4 Minecraft elites, toss them around like ragdolls for a while, then pause, idly holding them in the air.
{NOW THEN. PEOPLE SENSITIVE TO SUFFERING MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AWAY.}
Gray tendrils suddenly shoot out from the shard, impaling the Minecraft elites through their chest repeatedly, then tug outwards. For the briefest of time, the horrible sound of flesh, bone, and sinew tearing fills the battlefield, before, in a scarlet explosion, the elites turn into a pile of gibs. Anyone still watching is treated to the lovely (NOT) sight of four screaming heads, and various body parts disintegrating in a pulse of gray energy.
{SO, WHICH ONE OF US PLAYERS DO YOU FRAGILE THINGS FEAR MOST? IF THE ANSWER IS ME, GOOD CHOICE.}
More tendrils lazily crush the heads into a fine paste, which then also disintegrates in a pulse of gray energy, leaving not even a trace of the four save for a crimson mess of blood. A final pulse then blasts outwards, apparently disintegrating something invisible.
{THAT WAS TO GET THEIR SOULS AS WELL. DEATH IS NOT THE END OF THIS HELL FOR THEM. NOW, ON TO THE CHALLENGES. I'LL DO THE BRIDGING FIRST.}
A chunk tears out of the cliff where the Arrival stand, hovering over to bridge the pit. The shard of me hovers over.
Fluorite Octet && Hanyu Da Zidian (2006) = Far East Octet (8/9)
Fluorite Octet && Deseret First Book = ??? (1/?)
Fluorite Octet && Ancient Sumerian Cuneiform Tablet = ??? (3/?)
Since the Unicoder is technically a set of wands, I scratch the First Block with it. I then bridge the Pit by
pushing in a large number of U+0060 GRAVE ACCENTs Sokoban style, which turn out to be NetHack
boulders, filling in the pit. If we have reached a Glitch Artifact:
"If you don't stop blocking the bridge, I will not be giving you kind attention but bullets, deadly chemicals and large samples of a certain radioactive isotope from my uber minigun."
I then aim the Chlorine Combuster at the Glitch Artifact regardless of whether it moves or not and proceed to fire everything that it can fire at the Artifact.
"An extremely sharp wand with a graphite core, that has been sharpened repeatedly by the relevant SCP."
I then scratch the block with it.
>>Activating hard light projector.
>>*a hard-light bridge goes to span the Pit*
>>I scratch the block by running it through the Scratcher.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
You warned erelye, you did not warn Hank. I was aware as well. Just thought it would be interesting to see what happens.
6/11 for Vi Forti
I finish the Synaptic Helm
4/8 for the Cosmic Crasher
Alright then. Here's what we're gonna-
Suddenly, Vriska's Minecraft avatar begins fritzing out.
Bad. Ohgorilla. 8hgorillaohgorillaohgorillaohgorilla!!! 8ts her8. H8w thegorilla8s is h8r8!?!?
CaptainM8ndfang has been disconnected.
Hank just stands there, blinking. Wellgorilla.
He turns to the men, who are even more blown away and looking completely lost. You lot!
"Yeah?" What forces have you got close enough to help with those challenge things?
"Um... not a whole lot..." Well send everything in. Everyone's lives are at stake here.
The first block is suddenly assaulted by a massive wave of needle-wielding Minecraftians!
Every single needle-kind weapon to be found in Godcraft is used to assault the thing.
Additionally, a team of bridge crews, also made up of minecraftians, but also partnered with a number of humans, as well as a few dwarves, begin bridging the Gap.
BTW, I am switching to green text just in case the Glitch starts glitching out my posts.
Miniature Tokomak: 2/6
I join the Pit and deploy Computercraft turtles to start bridging the ravine with obsidian using a program I originally developed for filling in creeper-holes.
(BTW my character doesn't use magic, so heit is not participating in the Scratch)
Luckily, my posts are unaffected by the Glitch thanks to what I did last turn. Hmmmm. I guess Twin will railroad me into helping, so might as well... I reveal the QUILLS OF ECHIDNA. I jump high in the air and leap down, scratching the Block with them. I then STYX STRIKE the Block. Wait, where are those Bugs going?
Here's how the Bugs work: they will participate in lowering integrities along with the Glitch. If their Bug Integrity is depleted, they will die. Attack Level is the percent they lower integrities by, and it rises 0.5 every turn. Bug 791 starts with a .5 attack power advantage. Reproduction Integrity rises by 10-15% each turn, and when it reaches 100%, a new Bug with 0.5 starting Attack Level will be born.
Meanwhile, dark clouds gather, unaffected by the glitch. Curiously red lightning streaks down from them.
Serpent, on a far-off red ship, turns in time to see a mysterious troll in a snakeskin robe walk briskly down the deck.
I walk up to the godmodder with a contract in my hand. I give it to him and make him sign it.
Contract:
We the Anti-Godmodders, Neutrals, and Pro-Godmodders agree to hold an official cease-fire until the Glitch and the Arrival have been dealt with. We promise not to attack you or each other. However, if a noob who is not aware of the existence of this contract breaks its conditions, that will not make this contract valid. Exploiting loopholes in, twisting the words of, or acting according to the letter but not the spirit of this contract is forbidden and will nullify this contract. That applies to both the players and you.
Players' Signatures: Gutza1
Godmodder's Signature:
Twin will have to make the godmodder sign this contract. Everybody else sign it to save Minecraftia!
I use the Handmaid's wands to blast the First Block with wand-based clockwork majjyks. I then blast b1ll with some more wand-based clockwork majjyks. I also sign the contract.
The above post tripped the character limit and as such, I have to move the EoTB here. It would help if you could cut down on the amount of posts; there were 62 this turn.
The Glitch's various stats progress with varying intensity! It seems to be targeting the Godmodder now, various tendrils latching onto him with lacking efficiency... The landscape begins to glitch out just like the sky, although not as intense... It also doesn't seem to be outright attacking entities, merely corrupting...
The Arrival Forces deplete the GH-Mech's HP! It rolls up into its spherical form.
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to Shattered Bill!
The Multi-Powersuit deals 10,000 damage to Queen Ikea!
The WS-Mech deals 20,000 damage to GLaDOS! The Godmodder uses the Glitch encompassing him and fires a code blast at the Minecraft Elites, killing 4!
Suddenly, the Glitch extends its reach to 8 different areas in the landscape surrounding the Battlefield! The affected areas form a circle around the Battlefield, shining with a multicolored light! The Godmodder frantically begins checking his Console to determine what's happening! Finally, he comes up with an answer:
The 8 landscapes have been sent back in time, forcing the server to constantly replay past events in the war. Right now, only two are available to tackle: The Scratch and The Pit. In the first, a gigantic glitchy replica of the First Block has been constructed, ripe for Scratching. However, instead of defending the Block, you're going in on the offensive this time around! Use any wand-based attack you can think of to raise the Block's SCRATCH METER and win the challenge.
As for The Pit, it appears to be a gaping ravine in the ground, much like the one from Scratch's Manor. On the other side is a prize. It looks like you'll have to bridge the gap with, well, a bridge. However, there are numerous glitch artifacts strewn around the path! You'll have to destroy them to keep raising the Pit's BRIDGING, but you can only attack them once you build the bridge up to where they are.
If you complete a challenge, you get a Server Chip. Each one raises the server's GLITCH RESISTANCE by 10%. If you complete one challenge, a new one opens up in its place. When you complete all 8, one final challenge will appear in a battle royale for the server.
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Scratch the First Block!
> All: Bridge the Pit!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [MeeM]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 0%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 95%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 80%
FACTION INTEGRITY: 90%
ENTITY INTEGRITY: 90%
ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 95%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 97%
CODE INTEGRITY: 98%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 98%
PLAYABILITY: 99%
SERVER CHIPS: 0/8
~
Challenge One: THE SCRATCH.
The First Block: [???] SCRATCH METER: //////////////////// 0%.
~
Challenge Two: THE PIT.
The Pit: [???] BRIDGING: //////////////////// 0%.
Glitch Artifacts: [???] None encountered yet.
Project Binary: [01] HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000.
Ghost of GLaDOS: [01] HP: 726,000/800,000.
Shattered Bill: [01] HP: 970,000/1,000,000.
Queen Ikea: [01] HP: 360,000/750,000.
Minecraft Elites: [01] HP: 20,500/50,000. (x2.) 23,500/50,000. (x4.) 36,500/50,000. (x5.) 42,500/50,000. (x5.) 39,500/50,000. (x11.) Confused: III Cursed: II
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Multi-Powersuit: [N] HP: 17,000/160,000. Current Mode: Recovery. Healing Flows: II Mist's Care: IIII
Shard of Engie: [N] HP: ??? Stability: 100%. Consume: 100%.
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 169,000/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 0/600,000. Meteor Shower: I
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 15/125. Killstreak: 54.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII DISABLED (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
13 Hog Slop
24 Elf Tears
20 Pie Filling
5 Weasel Snot
>>It can always create a certain glitch in the Glitch that reverts its effects. Which is, in fact, what is being simulated...the correct actions to take to accomplish that.
</null>
There's a character limit?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Interesting.... I get Harry Potter to use lengardium leviosa on the FIRST BLOCK.
I summon the Bridge of Eldin to help bridge the gap.
STORY TIME!
OBLIVION, you said you were Maniacs father? How does that work?
\/\/ELL, YOU SEE... \/\//-\IT! LET ME T/-\LK NORM/-\L....
... There! Okay, it all started MANY years ago. The gods and goddesses made all of the dimensions. It was a peaceful time (which of course is why I showed up). Then came the darkness (ME!). I created monsters of darkness to rampage across all dimensions. A great war happened between me and the gods/goddesses. It lasted several years, until, they won. They made walls between dimensions to contain the monsters, and trapped me in one of them. Those monsters became the famous video game villains you know about today.
Good news, I had a back-up plan. I made a secret monster, which I named the L()rd. I commanded him to do what I say. That's right, I told him to start the war, to capture Steve, to scare you players. But, there is one story not many know of....
When I told him to make Maniac.
In the early days of the war, the L()rd highjacked Notch's player maker. I told him to make an ultimate superweapon, one that would lead my army to victory. That superweapon became Maniac. I guess that makes me his father....
The rest the L()rd has told you.
... Did you know this Maniac?
This is all news to me....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Synthetic Sprayer && Liquid Chlorine Trifluoride = The Chlorine Combuster (6/7)
Fluorite Octet && Ancient Sumerian Cuneiform Tablet = ??? (1/?)
I declare that Ikea has "fruited up" and is now a "fruitbowl". This does nothing except progress my charges.
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault Symbol = Vault's Cache (Level 8: 6/9)
Armageddon Days won't stop the Alchemies! Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Ol' Slagger && Florentine (A seraph-rarity weapon in Borderlands 2 that does Shock Damage but has bonus Slag damage on impact as well) = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
I attempt to get a captcharoid picture of Shattered Bill wielding the Quills of Enchida, promising Bill a copy as incentive to keep still for the shot.
I uncork Lockpick on the Minecraft Elites, because I haven't used that and I don't know what it does.
I use the wand form of the Allegrostepper to fire off it's powerful dubstep projectiles at the 'First Block,' while thrusting forward so it's a point-blank attack as well.
Lastly, I start building a bridge with Obisidian to cross the Pit.
>I suspect that we'll be living the OPERATOR fight again.
>Any guesses as to what we'll relive?
=CHARGE=
-22 / 50- Table's End
-4 / 6- Surge
+2 // Modpack
=ACTION=
>ENTER THE PIT.
You do so.
>DUCT TAPE A BUNCH OF CHAIRS TOGETHER TO MAKE SOME BRIDGING
You do so.
>FIRE THE OTHER SIDE at IKEA
That might not be possible, but sure, we'll try.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
The Chlorine Combuster complete!
Fluorite Octet && Ancient Sumerian Cuneiform Tablet = ??? (2/?)
I grab the Chlorine Combuster off the Alchemiter and run out to see THE PIT and THE FIRST BLOCK. I flash-step up to the glitchy first block.
I proceed to scratch/zap the first block using some of my NetHack wand collection, which consists of several wands of striking, a wand of opening, and a wand of death, and a wand of nothing.
I then flash-step over to the pit and bridge it with a bunch of microwaves. I then burn a table in front of Ikea's face, then while he's distracted roll the Fluorite Decad at him.
EDIT: I HATE THIS EDITOR! I had a whole section where the four AIs, brainwashed by B1nary, tried to stop the players from bridging the pit, written like a screenplay, but it got deleted!
Okay, post done.
I turn from my own ashes and move to the Pit, ordering my nanitic cloud to begin building a bridge.
All charges progress!
>RPLS-SH is fully armed! ||||||||||
>Standing by...
Y.V. is watching...
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
7/25 MBC-parts. (+6 from TT2000)
+2 to TT2000
I hover over the bridge building site... it'd be such a low blow if someone were to attack the support beam just before the bridge reaches the first artifact...
Speaking of low blows, i strike the elites with one.
I zap Ikea, turning (NAN: GENDER NOT IDENTIFIABLE) back into a male.
{WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT. MY ABILITY IS READY. NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU GETS TO DIE TODAY...}
I randomly pick up 4 Minecraft elites, toss them around like ragdolls for a while, then pause, idly holding them in the air.
{NOW THEN. PEOPLE SENSITIVE TO SUFFERING MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AWAY.}
Gray tendrils suddenly shoot out from the shard, impaling the Minecraft elites through their chest repeatedly, then tug outwards. For the briefest of time, the horrible sound of flesh, bone, and sinew tearing fills the battlefield, before, in a scarlet explosion, the elites turn into a pile of gibs. Anyone still watching is treated to the lovely (NOT) sight of four screaming heads, and various body parts disintegrating in a pulse of gray energy.
{SO, WHICH ONE OF US PLAYERS DO YOU FRAGILE THINGS FEAR MOST? IF THE ANSWER IS ME, GOOD CHOICE.}
More tendrils lazily crush the heads into a fine paste, which then also disintegrates in a pulse of gray energy, leaving not even a trace of the four save for a crimson mess of blood. A final pulse then blasts outwards, apparently disintegrating something invisible.
{THAT WAS TO GET THEIR SOULS AS WELL. DEATH IS NOT THE END OF THIS HELL FOR THEM. NOW, ON TO THE CHALLENGES. I'LL DO THE BRIDGING FIRST.}
A chunk tears out of the cliff where the Arrival stand, hovering over to bridge the pit. The shard of me hovers over.
{UH... WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING SO SHOCKED AT ME?}
Consume: 0%
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Fluorite Octet && Deseret First Book = ??? (1/?)
Fluorite Octet && Ancient Sumerian Cuneiform Tablet = ??? (3/?)
Since the Unicoder is technically a set of wands, I scratch the First Block with it. I then bridge the Pit by
pushing in a large number of U+0060 GRAVE ACCENTs Sokoban style, which turn out to be NetHack
boulders, filling in the pit. If we have reached a Glitch Artifact:
"If you don't stop blocking the bridge, I will not be giving you kind attention but bullets, deadly chemicals and large samples of a certain radioactive isotope from my uber minigun."
I then aim the Chlorine Combuster at the Glitch Artifact regardless of whether it moves or not and proceed to fire everything that it can fire at the Artifact.
"An extremely sharp wand with a graphite core, that has been sharpened repeatedly by the relevant SCP."
I then scratch the block with it.
>>Activating hard light projector.
>>*a hard-light bridge goes to span the Pit*
>>I scratch the block by running it through the Scratcher.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
6/11 for Vi Forti
I finish the Synaptic Helm
4/8 for the Cosmic Crasher
Alright then.
Here's what we're gonna-
Suddenly, Vriska's Minecraft avatar begins fritzing out.
Bad.
Oh gorilla.
8h gorilla oh gorilla oh gorilla oh gorilla!!!
8ts her8.
H8w the gorilla 8s is h8r8!?!?
CaptainM8ndfang has been disconnected.
Hank just stands there, blinking.
Well gorilla.
He turns to the men, who are even more blown away and looking completely lost.
You lot!
"Yeah?"
What forces have you got close enough to help with those challenge things?
"Um... not a whole lot..."
Well send everything in.
Everyone's lives are at stake here.
The first block is suddenly assaulted by a massive wave of needle-wielding Minecraftians!
Every single needle-kind weapon to be found in Godcraft is used to assault the thing.
Additionally, a team of bridge crews, also made up of minecraftians, but also partnered with a number of humans, as well as a few dwarves, begin bridging the Gap.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
BTW, I am switching to green text just in case the Glitch starts glitching out my posts.
Miniature Tokomak: 2/6
I join the Pit and deploy Computercraft turtles to start bridging the ravine with obsidian using a program I originally developed for filling in creeper-holes.
(BTW my character doesn't use magic, so
heit is not participating in the Scratch)In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
iii: 50/50
iv: 41/50 +1 self
v: 18/50 +1 self
vi: 9/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(NTS, Count assists)
NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: Continue expedition with TP.
Leonstar1: Well that was unpleasant... I rebuff my aura by hardening it into Armour.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
I duplicate 3 Holy Mackerel Betas.
Holy Mackerel Beta: 31
BUG 791: [MeeM]
REPRODUCTION INTEGRITY: 0%.
BUG 792: [MeeM]
BUG INTEGRITY: 100%.
ATTACK LEVEL: 3.0.
REPRODUCTION INTEGRITY: 0%.
Here's how the Bugs work: they will participate in lowering integrities along with the Glitch. If their Bug Integrity is depleted, they will die. Attack Level is the percent they lower integrities by, and it rises 0.5 every turn. Bug 791 starts with a .5 attack power advantage. Reproduction Integrity rises by 10-15% each turn, and when it reaches 100%, a new Bug with 0.5 starting Attack Level will be born.
Meanwhile, dark clouds gather, unaffected by the glitch. Curiously red lightning streaks down from them.
Serpent, on a far-off red ship, turns in time to see a mysterious troll in a snakeskin robe walk briskly down the deck.
((Twin: Spot on.))
Oh no
Last Drink:
Barrels 1-4:Cement
Barrel 5: Green dye
Barrel 6:Camel Blood
I fire the Last Drink at the edge of the Pit.
I then fire it at Ikea.
Narrative Assaulter 7/11
The Manipuleightr 3/9
Salmiak && Iron Ingot
Scratcher Droid 1/10
Bridger Droid 1/10
I walk up to the godmodder with a contract in my hand. I give it to him and make him sign it.
Contract:
We the Anti-Godmodders, Neutrals, and Pro-Godmodders agree to hold an official cease-fire until the Glitch and the Arrival have been dealt with. We promise not to attack you or each other. However, if a noob who is not aware of the existence of this contract breaks its conditions, that will not make this contract valid. Exploiting loopholes in, twisting the words of, or acting according to the letter but not the spirit of this contract is forbidden and will nullify this contract. That applies to both the players and you.
Players' Signatures: Gutza1
Godmodder's Signature:
Twin will have to make the godmodder sign this contract. Everybody else sign it to save Minecraftia!
How to sign it:
Just say, I sign the contract.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I use the Handmaid's wands to blast the First Block with wand-based clockwork majjyks.
I then blast b1ll with some more wand-based clockwork majjyks.
I also sign the contract.
Narrative Assaulter 8/11
The Manipuleightr 4/9
Salmiak && Iron Ingot 2/X
Scratcher Droid 2/10
Bridger Droid 2/10
=CHARGE=
-23 / 50- Table's End
-5 / 6- Surge
+2 // Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly grab some COBBLESTONE and continue to bridge across the PIT.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)