Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: Shoot the arrival forces with the gender blaster
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
Gender Bender AND USB with a blank program on it 3/?
I'll think I'll take a break before pulling another big thing.
See what this glitch thing is about first, maybe.
-HMAS Victor- -Blue's Actual House-
The scene zooms out to the two of them having dinner. The wooden walls show that this isn't the VIctor. Red gets up, enters another room, and returns with a bottle.
You want some?
Please.
Red pours some into a cup and hands it to Blue. She takes a drink, winces, and sets down the cup.
Oh god, this is awful!
Really? .. this bottle was like... a couple billion, maybe?
Are you serious?
What? ... it's like ten millennia old...
Well...
The fact that it could feed a planet's starving children makes it taste a lot better.
...
I'm kidding, it's still awful.
-Galactic Police Station B-23-
You know what you need to do.
Warn her, and make sure she knows why.
Yes sir.
Let's see...
Green text enabled. Comic Sans instaledl. We hass the lifdoff. Auto-corrector turned on. SBaHJ shield engaged. Anybody speaking in Comic Sans will hopefully trade obfuscation with slightly less malicious typos. Assuming they don't just use lime green text. Which honestly is still a thing, unlike raising glitch restistance, at least at this particular moment. ... Freaking Bill. Ugh. Good thing I set up security cameras directly streaming the Battlefield straight to the Cherub FCC. They then realize that there is in fact objectionable material in this area. They then proceed to blast Binary. I also decide to throw Justice's Deight into the Elites, use Lil' Cal on them, then absorb the Orb of Luck to make my roll better. I attempt to throw the editor into the Altar of Orbiness or whatever it's called.
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I raise the Glitch Resistance. If I can, that is. If not, I merely watch and wait.
Then again, I could be creating weapons of mass destruction. Yes, that seems to be a more... efficient use of my time. I do Chlorine Trifluoride && Balefire && Nuclear Phage Canister || Wildfire Barrel 1/???. Chlorine Trifluoride is the most flammable substance currently known to sentient beings. It can and will initiate the ignition of otherwise non-flammable materials without any discernible ignition source. I believe Piono explained what Balefire was a some point. Wildfire is, if you did not know, a liquid that, when ignited, causes an explosion akin to a rather large amount of napalm. The resulting emerald flames cannot be put out by anything other than copious amounts of sand, and the fire itself can melt steel. Of course, the wards on the Canister do extend to the product, preventing the Balefire from annihilating particularly potent entities and any players from the timeline. That would be problematic.
Bringing down your blade, it misses your intended target, and sinks into the floor. That is one detriment to having the sharpest weapon in all of reality. Drawing it out with some effort, you bring the blade up just in time to deflect a dual bladed attack. With all your psychic ability, you drag the blades out of the hands of Eterne. Unfortunately, this pulls your sword out of your hand as well, embedding it into the floor, locking the three blades in place. You stare at each other for a few moments, until Eterne shrugs, and leaps at you, flailing about like an insane person. She gets you into a rather comical headlock, and continues to flail about. You urge your sword to telekinetically impale her as she does this, but the thing is unresponsive. As such, you attempt, with all your physical weakness, to force her off of you. Needless to say, you are unsuccessful.
Oh. Right. You telekinetically drag her off of you. Then, you begin to levitate into the air. What? You did not... ****.
I. Am trying. To help you. ASCEND.
You doubt it. She is going to annihilate your body, you think. A ball of a sort of grape light appears in her hand. She points it at you, lightning crackling off of it. Suddenly, it vanishes.
Wait, what are you doin-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Be Virnul.
You are presently locked in psionic combat with Nelrte above Lomal. Energy blasts are flying about from all directions. Narrowly avoiding a golden blast, you fire a burgundy one in return. Nelrte fires off another, which intercepts your most recent attack, and you fire off another in return. You can feel that ******* trying to read your mind. Luckily, he is not succeeding. Suddenly, you see a large amount of Alternate Erelyebots flying upwards, away from the surface of Lomal. Hold on... weren't Navela and Araeva fighting them?
Looking down, you see...
Oh. Oh dear. Oh ****. But... this wasn't suppose to happen. They have to survive. They HAVE to!
Turning away, you fire a relentless barrage of psionic energy everywhere, striking down opposing blasts, and Alternate Erelyebots. Arcing your hand down, several of the other planets that are not Lopat and Lomal glow with a faint light. Swiftly, they speed towards Nelrte. In response, he slams the other two into them, narrowly avoiding being crushed. That was loud. The planets in contact begin to break up. You can see a... fuchsia light in the distance. Ah. The temporary sessional converge. You fly towards Nelrte.
Suddenly, multiple planets crash into each other, near to the place where Nelrte and Virnul are dueling. Flaming rubble rains down onto Lopat, interrupting the soul-stealing. You slam into the ground, gasping for breath, wide-eyed. You sit up, grabbing at the floor, grasping for some form of support.
Good GRIEF, that was painful. Did you really have to-
You stop short when you realize that Eterne has managed to grab her swords from underneath yours. Likely teleportation. She steps over to you.
What are you doing?
This is how we have to do it. I'm SORRY, alright.
And, with everyone [currently alive] watching, she stabs in the chest twice, letting go of the blades, leaving them there. You feel a sharp, extremely agonizing pain in two places in your chest and back, and stare for a few seconds, as everybody else is doing. A grayish blue color stains your black shirt. You collapse to the floor after a few seconds, unable to say anything, entirely out of shock. Slowly, your vision gets more and more blurry.
Your name is Kalare Erelye, and
YOU ARE DEAD.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
What is going on here!?!?!
Glitches?
Use Glitchtext?
Fine, I'll use this text.
I try to steal some glitch and run it through a scanner. INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 7/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 12/15
I carve out some guns from a nearby tree and squish some dirt into a bunch of bullets. Luckily for me, the tree and dirt I got my weapons from happened to be Extremely Dense and Hard Dirt and Tree Material™. I take the bullets and levitate them in the air. Once frozen in position I attack some string to th floating bullets, making a slingshot. I then slingshot all of my guns towards the Minecraft Elites.
I attempt to use one of Piono's alchemies, seeing as he's dead. Let's see... that shadowy one. I use it to hopefully cover B1nary in shadow, making him have trouble existing. I then reveal that the shadow was actually a superb distaction from... the MOON. The moon then proceeds to crash into the Arrival forces. Along with a bunch of Doom Bullets. Or not I suppose, since a chronal lock would imply that they just sit still and not move whatsoever.
Orb of Curse Editor 2/??
>>Oh, I'm already watching Grayhold, Erelye. Being a ghost in the machine has its advantages, I must admit.
>>Anyway, *flicker-flicker-flicker*
>>Simulation
>>Continues
>>I use telekinesis to throw the gold box at the heart of the Glitch. And Bill, if I can get the box there.
]>>PROCESSOR REQUIRES AUGUMENTATION TO PROCEED
>>...I get more processing power. I also link FseftrAI in to the simulation.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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Are you, mister HEX? Are you peering into the inner depths of my sanctum? Please, tell me. What is it like? What is the place composed of? What is the auric structure of the area, and what are the most notable features? What's that? You cannot tell?
Face it. You are attempting to godmod your way into this situation because you did not get what you expected, nor wanted. This irritates me. I shall not lie. Why? Why must we be so petty as to have to have absolute dominion over the others sharing our vocations? It is a thoroughly disappointing revelation. I expected better from you. Well, not really. But, still.
Then again, I could be horribly wrong. Oh, and no. These are not dissihainish advances. Do not even think about it.
/null
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Don't intentionally obfuscate your posts, guys! The Glitch will do that on its own. And besides, it looks like the initial wave of glitched text has ceased... You don't need to type in a safe color/font yet! Yet being the operative word here. I'm not sure how this Glitch will progress exactly, but it will get worse before it gets better...
In other news, I scrounged up enough money to buy Five Nights at Freddy's 2! I've gotten to Night 6.
Twin, I've begun going back and making my notes on Out-of-character moments.
And okay, I suppose I can't complain about the dual scythes.
3/11 for Vi Forti
3/6 for the Synaptic Helm
1/? for the Fastfaller OR Hawking radiation-weakened black hole AND Hawking radiation-weakened white hole AND gravity manipulator
Hank comes out from his cover where he hid from the massive blasts.
He shouts up to the players.
Are you idiots trying to kill me?
Take a look around! Binary has only a few forces here and we've got incoming allies.
If you keep up with attacks like that, you're going to be hurting us more that Binary.
Stop being such bloody gorilla morons!
And then the glitch hits.
Oh gorilla.
I hate when this kind of stuff happens.
Vriska rushes up to where he is. Hank! What thegorillais going on?
Someone's glitched reality. You sound as if you're familiar with this?
That's what improbability drives are for.
They break reality in a small way and direct that energy.
This is what happens when an improbability drive overloads.
I've gone through this once. Tricky?
Tricky. Wonderful. Well what do we do now?
Try and survive. gorilla
I couldn't have said it better myself.
meanwhile:
What the gorilla was that?!? Another improbability drive.
Wonderful. Ņ͇͇̊ͬ᷄ͅo͇͇̓ͨ͑᷉̔p͇͕̤͇̮᷉͂e͇̟͓͇᷿ͭͣ.̯͇̦͇ͭͩ̄
Tricky!
Where did you come from? I̶̶̹̹̲ͪ͝ ̶̶̹̫͇ͨ͘c̶̶̳̬̱᷀̍a̶̶̢̢ͩ̑ͭm̶̶̞͇̓̇ͅẹ̶̶́̍̍᷄ ̶̶̳͓̓̓͢t̶̶̼̘ͤͣ͆ȍ̶̶̭͈̚̚ ̶̶͎̈́͗͆͘t̶̶̢͗͏̶̐e̶̶̙͋̓᷁͗l̶̶᷆᷾́ͤ̑l̶̶̶̻̿̀͢ ̶̶͍̟̎ͣ͘ỷ̶̶̡̢͉̹o̶̶̺͆ͬͤ̐ű̶̶͔̖͒̅ ̶̸̶̛̖̣̆t̶̶͈̭̥͔ͭh̶̷̶̰͛᷉͘a̶̶̦̲̣᷉̎t̶̶̻̣̲͜͠ ̶̶̵̣͓̬̎y̶̶̗͙̓ͧͩo̶̶̶̓᷉̐᷉u̸̶̶̘̔ͧͩ ̶̶̢̉ͥ͋᷅m̶̶̦̤ͨ͒͟a̶̴̶ͥ̍̔̓y̶̶̧̗̏͛̒ ̶̶̹᷿͖̄̾n̶̶̪̯̓ͪͅo̶̴̶͈͚̔͜t̶̶͍̻͑́͘ ̶̞ͫ͏̶̙͓n̶̶̟̉ͭ᷾͜e̶̶̡̨̻̮ͦe̶̷̶̲᷅̂͠d̶̶̙̱ͩ͌͡ ̶̶̠͔̿ͨ͊t̶̶᷊̠̆̋͝o̶̶̼̪͊̍ͫ ̶̶̡͙͙͒͜w̶̴̶̡͎ͯͥo̶̶᷇̊̋᷄̽r̶̶ͥ̾ͩ̐ͅr̶̵̶᷉̋͂ͪỷ̶̶͎͍ͪ͘ ̶̶̴̥ͪ̎͘ą̶̶᷿̭̀̂b̴̶̸̶͍̰͏o̶̸̶͙᷀͟͜u̶̶̜᷉ͤͬͥt̶̶͙ͤ̊᷈̑ ̶̶͔͖̽̔̇t̶̶̛̜̦͒̉h̶̶̹᷿͆᷄̚e̶̶͕̤᷈̔̍ ̶̶̡̗᷃᷆ͅp̶̶̙͈̱᷄̋l̶̶̘᷅ͫ͑̚a̶̶͛͆̐͋͞y̶̶̹̬̐̊͝e̶ͦͮͧ͏̶̷r̶̶͈̟ͣͬ̏ş̶̶̛͗͗͛ ̶̶̶̼͑̉ͮo̶̶̶̡͖᷁́f̶̶̺̮̐᷁ͮ ̶̴̶̛̞͂᷉G̶̶̦̮ͦ͡͞ő̶̵̶̝̔̇d̶̶͙̗᷄͐͢c̶̶͖᷊̹̺͟r̶̶̝͖̜͛̐a̶̶̡̾ͭ̚͠f̶̶̭͐͏̶̸t̶̶͙̼̜ͨ̃.̶̶̤̰̝᷅̋
And why not? B̧̯̤̾̾᷉͟e̪̾ͪͫ̾̽ͅc̴̤̔̾̌̾͞a̵̜͇̒̾̾ͅụ̬̾̄̾̌̕s᷂͂̾̓̇̾͟ë̶́̾͐͆̾͟ ̢̧̮̎̾̾̚B̷̛̦͇̪̾̾i̴͇̯̾̏̉̾l̗̂̾᷀͂̾ͅl̖̘̾̑ͭ̾̐ ̫̜̳̾̓̾͑C̫̭̾᷄ͨ̾ͤi̗͖̫̾ͥ̾̑pͣ̾͊̄̐̾̂h̟᷿͌̾̇᷄̾e̠͚̾͆ͬͦ̾r͈̩̾̒͒̾͏'̴̠́̾̾̑͘s̶̹̾͗᷇̾᷉ ͉̆̾ͬͮ̾̊j̲ͦ̾̔̉̾̾ů̾᷄᷈ͭ̾ͭs̳͖̉̾ͦ̾ͫt̖̰̾᷀̆̾̾ ̲͓̾᷾᷉̾̾o͇͔͎̥̾̾͆b̮̘̾̒ͯ᷅̾l̩̣̾͂ͧ᷉̾i͏̖̼̟̾᷾̾t͙̤̾̏̎̾̏e̶̽̾͂̾᷄͜r̵͔̾̃̾̕͟a̘̣̾̿̓̾ͭt̞ͫ̾̌̐̾͞ê̥̻̬᷂̾̾d᷃̾̈ͥͫ̾͡ ̹̓̾ͪͤ̾ͦt̟͒̾ͮ̾͟͡h̲̾͗ͥ̾᷃͢e͎̤̾ͤ̾᷆̕ ̡̫̙̾͛̑̾c̠͒̾͒᷈̾͋e̳᷂͔͇̾̾͜ǹ̸̛̫̞̾̾t̜̅̾͐᷆̾ͅe̴͙̾͗͗̾͑r̗̬̾ͬ͂̾ͣ ̻͊̾᷉̾͢͢p̘̾ͤ̔̾͟͝o̡̞̣̾̿̅̾î̾᷇̑̓̾̔ņ̙̱̾͂᷉̾t̨̘͖̾᷃̾͝ ͈᷾̾͒ͭ̾ͪȯ͇̾̓᷄̾ͨf͇̊̾ͨ̊̾͟ ̬᷊̞̾̾͜͜t̮͕̾̃ͥ̾͘ẖ᷅̾ͬͦ̾̄e͈̦̳̻̾͋̾ ̩̥᷾̾͒̾̚T̸̥̰̾́ͧ̾r̾̾ͩͯͣ̾ͨi͎̊̾̆͌̾̋f̡̠̔̾̎̊̾é͎̠̟̾̾̾c͏̸̖͍̾ͪ̾t̵̎̾̅ͮ̾̆å͚̮͍̾ͬ̾.̞̂̾ͧ͊̾͒
And what would that be? I̴̟̖̟͐ͨͩt̟̱̟ͥ̄ͨ̈́ş̬̟͉̟᷃ͣ ͎̟̪͍̟̈̓c᷊̟̟ͯ̿᷅᷃â̷̟̮̟̆̕l̷̟͍̬̟͂᷾l̟̩͍̟̓ͨ̊ĕ̟̪͚̟̎᷁d͕̟̳̤̟ͧͩ ̟̮̟ͥ̓ͧ͆t̢̻̟̻̟̏͟h̟͎᷊̟̺᷇̃ë̳̟᷿̟́̈́̅ ̨̟̘͎̟᷂̾H̟̞̹̟͈̋͘ě̟̟̾̿̒͞x̷͓̟̟̼̂̿a̲̟͈̟̒̎͛h͉̟͘̕͏̟͋e̲̟͍͇̟̪͛d͚̟̙̻̟͚ͮr̟̮̟᷊̓͘͠o̟̟͕̎̆̾ͅñ̗̟̟̝̟̊.̧̦̟͕᷂̟́ The what?
Really?
That thing?
That's impressive. The Hexahedron's what's holding the universes together? I̡͇̹͛᷀͛̈́ ̟͎̤͛ͩ̿͛n͛̎̈́᷆͛̓̚e͈̭̪͛̈́̊͛v͈͓̲̦͛̅͛ĕ̻̦͛ͬ͛̈r͛̉̀̍͛̔̕ ̬̬̓͛᷁͛̆s̰͛̑̃͛᷾͠a͎̹͐͛̏͛̚i̹᷂͍̣͛᷁͛d̶̴͈̗͛̃͛ ᷂̰̩̠̬͛͛ṯ͙͍͛ͥ͛͞h̭̗̆͛ͮ̎͛a̪͉͛͑͛ͥ͢t̖᷉͛͑͛̕̚.̭͛ͭ͛ͥ̚͝ A̸᷿͈᷿̅᷁̉l͈᷿̟̺᷿̥͂l᷿̰̩̲᷿̭̓ ᷿͙᷿͍̑̃ͧI̛᷿̰̠᷿̍̂ ̸᷿᷿̑᷃ͧ͡k̡᷿̳᷿͑̇̆n᷿᷿̯̓̾̈͡o᷿᷿͔᷉̓̉̓w̹᷿᷿̃͗͞ͅ ᷿̼̱᷿̔̍ͅi᷿͎᷿̤ͥ͝͞s᷿͙᷿̍ͣ͋̚ ᷿̼᷿̺̎̊᷄t͇᷿̰͎͏᷿ͮh̦᷿᷿̎᷈᷈͡a̡᷿̭̗᷿ͧ͝ṫ̩᷿͓᷿̚͜ ᷿͙̫᷿͓̂᷁i̛᷿̫᷿͗̇̌t͏᷿̲᷿̜̊̌s᷿̦᷿ͤ᷾̾ͧ ̯᷿͙̤̬᷿̞t᷿̜᷿̤᷄̒̎h̵᷿̪̮᷿̰ͫe᷿᷿͈̓ͩͮͪ ̶᷿᷿̈́̾̕̕c᷿̗̝᷿̆͟͟e᷿̞̱᷿̰ͬ͟n̨̺᷿̯᷿᷂̾ṱ᷿᷿̏ͩ̐͢e̵᷿᷿͗᷀̆᷾r̸᷿᷊᷿̽᷆͒-̧᷿᷿͚̍͘͞p͎᷿̠͏̝᷿̊ȯ̴͔᷿̺᷿͗i͎᷿̺̘̯᷿ͥn᷿᷿͔ͤͭͮͫt̨̜᷿̻᷿ͤ᷇ Ĭ̴̢̢᷂̥̋ť̢̢̢͙̉᷾'̢̢̫͕ͩ̽̇s̢̢͇̾ͤ͜͢ ̢̢̝᷂̲̇͌t̵̢̢̛̟̰͆ḩ̢᷈̿͏̢͙ȅ̢̢̜̯᷃᷃ ̢̢̻̖̯͂͗p̢̢͎̳̰᷿̝ő̢̢̤̖ͯ᷈i̢̨̢̥᷈̅́n̢̢̻ͪͥ̊ͨt̢̢̤̺ͧ̈͠ ̶̢̢̹̊͘̚b̢̢͙͇᷃ͭ̉e̢̢᷁ͬ̑ͨ̑t̢̢̢͕̩ͦ᷉w̢̨̢͍͈̆̃è̢̢̢͊͐͆ę̢̢͙̪̇̄n̢̢̛̮̦᷁᷇ ̢̢̲͉̑᷆͜ẹ̢̢᷾̓͟͢v̵̢̢̖̔̾͘ẻ̢̢͚͍̪̒r̢̢̢̰̋́ͤy̢̢̹ͬ͛᷃͑t̢̢̝̍͑̒͑h̢̢̲̦̜ͣ̅i̢̢̫ͬ̈̆͢n̸̢̢͈̻ͣͪg̢̢᷂̘̗ͥ͜,̢̢͖͐̓᷁̉ ̶̢̢̘̼͊͜b̷̴̢̢̛᷂͑ů̢͍ͪ͏̢͓t̢̡̢̧̫͂͛ ̢̢᷂̉᷉ͫͬi̢̢̗̹̝͎ͪt̷̢̢᷊̝̿ͪ ̢̢̘̽᷄᷃̌m̢̢᷀ͪ͆͞͝i̶̢̢᷃᷾ͫ᷆g̵̢̢̭̺͒᷇h̢̢͔ͪ͂͌̈́t̢̢̳̟͌ͬ͟ ̢̢̺̬͋͒́n̢̢ͦͭ͆̽̉o̷̢̢̲̝͐᷆t̢̢͉̰̟̎̎ ̨̢̢͕̫ͯͬb̸̢̢̛͎᷀́e̢̢̪̰̟͑̍ ̢̧̢̰̭͗͆t̢̧̢̧͌̆͆h̢̢̺̗᷀ͧ̍e̢̢̢̛͋́̉ ̢̢̣͔̂᷾̂t̢̢̩̦᷊͊͟h̢̢᷊ͧ͛̓̎i̸̧̢̡̢̛᷄ṅ̢̨̢̙̂̚g̶̢̢̢̩̼̊ ̸̢̢̰̯᷿͊ḣ̢̧̢ͩ͊ͦo̢̢͇͈̮̐᷀l̶̢̢̹ͨ̽᷉d̢̢̞᷈̎̊᷉i̢̨̢̪̓᷾ͅn̢̢͇̭̿̽̈́g̢̢̟̜ͦͬ̑ ̢̡̢̛͗̌̉i̢̢͇͕̤͕͒t̢̢᷊ͤͭͩ̽ ̶̢̢᷂̠͋̍a̢̢̢᷊͓̋̎l̸̢̢̤̿̎͌l̢̢̪̥᷿ͣ͝ ̢̢̛̼̫͎̤ṭ̢̡̢ͥ͛᷅o̵̢̢ͯͧ᷉͟g̢̢̫ͦͩ᷇͟e̢̢᷅̿̓̐͡t̢̢̛͍̗͂̾h̵̢̢᷁᷄̕͢e̢̢͚̺ͤ͑ͫr̢᷂̂͏̢̊͂.̶̢̢̲͂̅͌.̴̢̢̢̢̢̢̨̢̢̢̢̢̢̢̢̢̢̼̝᷿᷿̥͔͉̝̘᷂᷿̥̺̬͖́ͧ᷀̈̀͛̌̒̏͌᷀̄͑̒᷈͂ͬ̓᷄̀̾̔ͫͥ̐᷅᷄̋̈́͜
I see. And Bill's broken it? Y̮̤͗̂͂̍͗e̗̾͗̉͗̇͟s͎͙̓͗̾͗̅.̛̑͗̄͂͗᷇
How long are we safe? A̵͖̐ͯͩ̐͘s͖̰̯̱̓̐̐ ̶̺̐͂̍̐ͣl͔̐̐̐͌̕͞ȏ̢̭̐̆̐͟n̔̐̏͑̐ͨ͜g̞̥ͦ̐͊̐᷾ ̐́ͪ̄̐̽͞a͉̾̐̀͏̩̐s̭̩̐̃̐͠ͅ ̺̤᷉̐ͤ̐͒I̗̫͌̐̐ͨ͜'͖̘̐̄̔᷃̐m̴͐̐ͣ̐̎͡ ̢̳̩̐͒̓̐ǎ̢̗̐ͤ̐ͯl͙ͤ̐̅̐᷉̚î̞̬͍̐̐̃v̸͙̖͒̐᷁̐è̗̐̂̍͋̐.̾̐̀ͥͪ̐ͣ
Good.
Onward as usual then.
Exactly.
The Fastfaller || Miniature Black Hole && Miniature White Hole && Gravity Manipulator = The Cosmic Crasher (Level 7: 1/8)
Well, the Hexahedron is pretty much the centerpoint of all of reality itself. Break it, and reality starts to... oh, you'll see in a few turns.
Noticing Hank for the first time, I momentarily assume him to be an Elite, realize that he's an ally and what he's yelling about, apologize politely, and throw him a shield-pack.
All charges progress.
Swiss Scribe 2/7
RPLS-SH is re-arming |||||||\\\
I pull out my Anachron-Standard Assault Rifle, set it to full auto, and run around spraying bullets at Elites!
All the bullets glitch out of existence and then fire themselves right into your armor! They manage to break an important monochromium fuel rod, causing you to explode!
I super-charge all robotic entities, healing them! (Since BINARY and GLADoS are holograms, this doesn't work on them.)
OBLIVION! They are trying to destroy Minecraft! If they do, you will have nothing to destroy!
|)() Y()U THINK I CAN'T TRANSP()RT T() ()THER DIMENSI()NS? IF THIS IS DESTR()YED, S() BE IT. H()WEVER, THEY MIGHT MAKE G()()D MINI()NS....()H YEAH, THE AURA.... FINE! I'LL ()NLY ATTACK THEM!
Project Binary and GLaDOS are ROBOTIC holograms! +6,000 HP to both Mechs and them as well!
Ugh, let's throw them into ANARCHY. I then proceed to shoot Anarchy into the Minecraft Elites, time travel stable loops until I've gotten 34 of myself, and then use all of my Twitchy Staves on the Minecraft Elites.
Oh no. Ugh, SBaHJ was bad, but at least it made itself comprehensible. Well, relatively. I'm not going to be the person who says that that monstrosity was in any way orderly. But this? This is at least a hundred times worse. Well let's see how far we've come. SBaHJ appear to be coming back... It looks like the glitchiness is somehow causing them to come back... Wait. What about the first Operator? You know, the Glitch one? ...Oh no. Need to do something about the Glitch... I quickly attach a few addons to Minecraft, namely Homestuckcraft and, I don't know, some plugin that allows font changing. I.E. This entire freaking forum. I then switch to COMIC SANS, or rather Comical Sbahjns, decreasing the chance of unreadable glitches, but in trun allwowing an increase in cahnce of hroribble msispeligns. I tehn atmempt to get the Gogmodder I mean Godmofer I mean Godmodder to achlemitate the wondrous alchemy code of 88888887 on the off chance that we canget to the Conecave and lern moer aboot Binrary's past/weknesses. Oka-ka-kay this is enough. I turn on an autocorrector, fixing my freaking speech so that I don't have any text problems other than having to deal with Comic Sans from here on out. I also decide to retroactively turn my text green.
Minecraft Elite killed! The power of your Twitchy Staff kills another and Confuses the group!
HomestuckCraft is already added to GodCraft! And regardless, you do not have access to installing plugins on this server! You do, however, switch to Comic Sans.
The Godmodder thinks about it, but at the same time knows that there's an equally powerful threat at large! Plus, he's still a bit foreign to the whole "helping his enemies" concept.
I unplug the projector for GLaDOS'S hard light projection.
Bomb && Bomb = ??? 2/?
If you had read the storyposts for the last few turns, you'd know that it's not a hard-light projection, it's a hard-light avatar. You'd also know that its source of power comes from a cube that is currently GLaDOS itself. You're not turning it off any time soon!
"R3mote 4-a-4ctivation of emergency Monochromium field..."
"Now."
A solid gray bubble snaps into being around my armor, seeming to protect me from the Glitch, at least in part, but worsening the-*Flicker*-the flickering.
"My retinas hurt."
"I suggest you take cover, there is little else you can do."
I grab my less-well-protected allies, pulling them inside the shield, then warp away from the Arrival forces, waiting out the... Strangeness.
All charges progress.
Your monochromium fuel rods have been damaged, rendering the emergency field unstable! Suddenly, it explodes in a violent fireball which quickly glitches into a mass of flower pots! If the explosion didn't kill you, the suffocation did!
4/11 for Vi Forti
4/6 for the Synaptic Helm
2/? for the gravity plate
What about your troops? I have no idea.
Several soldiers, real, human soldiers. Some of them holding guns, others with swords.
"Lady Serket." Captain! What are you doing here?
"You told us to come." 8luh. This is getting ridiculous.
And now you have men to protect. Tell me something I don't already know.
I use HHHH on IKEA, hoping the irony of axe on wood does more damage.
I hit Bill with a dirt block, angry at him for doing this.
Really? What gave you that idea?
You attempt to use the HHHH, but find that it suddenly glitches out into an Eyelander! Your momentary lapse of concentration causes you to fail the attack entirely!
The dirt block glitches into air! Bill laughs, having returned to GodCraft after initiating the Scratch on the Hexahedron.
I then roll the Fluorite Decad at the Minecraft Elites. They immedıately go into panic because of what happened to them the last time I rolled fluorıte dice - they caught Lassa fever and botulism almost simultaneously, died of various toxic gases and acıds, and basically had a terrible tıme.
By the way, 10 d10s can roll 1010 or ten billion combinations.
(Italicizations for anti-glitchness.)
You fail for reasons listed above!
You roll.
5-2-8-6-7-4-10-4-10-8
The dice appear to summon a massive fluorite minotaur, but he suddenly gets corrupted and glitches into a massive snake an astronomical unit wide, then into a bunch of poppies!
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Battlefield: I shoot Ultramarine at IKEA
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC IKEA
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
FATAL ERROR
Gender Bender AND USB with a blank program on it 1/?
-HMAS Victor-
Perhaps I overestimated them.
Almost all of their auxillary forces seem to have vanished.
Maybe it's safe to head back.
What do you think, Red?
Hmm...
-Galactic Police Station B-23-
Detective, I need to speak with you.
Aren't you the President? If you are, I approve of the job you're doing. If you're not, I don't really, but I said that because I value my job. Anyways, aren't you supposed to be kidnapped or something? Not that I want you to be kidnapped, if you are indeed the President, but...
I'll promote you to Inspector if you stop talking like that.Deal.
The shot glitches to become a massive log of wood!
Gender Blaster && Blank USB = 63-USB (Level 3: 1/4)
5/11 for Vi Forti
5/6 for the Synaptic Helm
3/? for the gravity chest plate
Hank begins rummaging around in his pack...
Maybe I have something in...
What's this?
He pulls out the alchemized deudly magnum and magic cueball from Erelye. That's a deudly magnum!
And that's supposed to mean anything? Shoot the glitch with it!
And that's supposed to do? I don't know! Just trust me, if its what I think it is, it'll do something.
Hank shrugs, levels the deudly magnum at what he decides is the glitch itself, and fires.
Unfortunately, Hank finds that the alchemized Deudly Magnum is a legendary piece of gorilla! Nice job, Erelye!
(In all fairness, I did warn him that would happen.)
A. GLITCH. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. THIS COINCIDES. WITH THE CHAOS RIPPLES. IN JUST. A FEW TURNS. WE CAN ANNIHILATE MINECRAFT.rw38172y03241`ew289&&))[email protected]()[email protected])/\\\\\237 DSY&EFRNAES aagggh1293c1n2//[]]
ERROR: Application "Minecraft" has become corrupted. Loading emergency backup files.
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Files loaded. Activating Safe Mode and running files. Closing "Akhlys" web browser. Closing "Trollian" chat client. Closing "~ATH IDLE" coding.
Activating CodeReceptacle 2.3.1. Sending semi-tangible receptacle to Sylladex of "Astria_Avatar.avt". Activating remote Bugs. Reducing text glitchability. Closing software.
That just, by the way, gave me an all purpose code receptacle, activated those two Bugs from earlier in the thread for me to repurpose, and made my text readable. ((Also, OOC, but look carefully and you will find a little bit of important info about me.))
Your denizen was Akhyls and your first/last name is Astria.
Dangit Twin, I accidentally posted four times again....you gotta catch these things!
Anyways...it appears the glitch is happening again, only this time even MORE glitchy. I'm using this text as a precaution, of course. Please don't blame me if the editor messes with it.
I hire a sextillion(1 x 10^
i am worse GM 2SOZ
Unfortunately, the coders are not well-versed in the art of stopping glitches of this magnitude! This is something far beyond anything that they've ever seen... It's as if reality itself is tearing apart around them!
Dear me, that was odd. Of course, I stepped within the dome of Grayhold. Apparently, the hitherto unexpected pulsations of text are rather ineffective within a place from another universe. Hah. Well, I suppose I could use the Draught. I walk down to the Grand Courtyard, passing several observatories, research areas, and organized sub-libraries. Reaching the gate, I pas through.
The thing that most people do not realize about my job is rather significant. I am a wizard, not merely a mage. Of course, a wizard is a thaumaturge, a scholar, a researcher, a warlock, and an alchemist. It is a far prodigious title than a measly mage. I stride past the lotsanwë flowers, still dripping ink and exuding violet light. They are far too important for alchemical purposes. Then, I pass by a large amount of bushes, containing sparking Mystical Flowers of sixteen different colors, a simple amount of water artichokes, mandrakes, belladonnas, and snowbells for my purposes in witchcraft, a large hedge of glowing blue roses that strangely give one positive buffs when within their vicinity, and a mess of Shimmerleaves and Cinderpearls. At this point, I take a right, heading into the nearest ingredient storage closet. From here, I grab seven bottles of quicksilver, large amounts of Oil of Turpentine, Aqua Vitae, Lapis Infernalis, molten trilead tetroxide/minium, and Aqua Tofani (yes, I am permitted to own arsenic trioxide).
I exit the closet, and head across the hall, reentering the Grand Courtyard. Passing the wine cellar, I enter a roofless area, coated in a ring of trees. I stride into the center of the room, revealing a large cauldron above a limestone-lined fire pit. I appear to rub my right thumb and index finger together, and a flame immediately sparks to life upon them both. I use these flaming appendages to light the charcoal in the pit. Then, I proceed to pour the seven quicksilver bottles into the cauldron, starkly contrasting with the water already within. Then, I drop the distilled resin/Oil of Turpentine into the boiling thing, and then pour in Aqua Vitae. I stand there, muttering for a few moments. After this, I pour half the bucket of molten minium and the Aqua Tofani in. Slowly, I look upwards, watching the moon. Intently watching, waiting, I pour the rest of the minium in. Finally, I drop the Lapis Infernalis and a petal of the aforementioned glowing blue rose in. The substance begins to bubble, and I instantly blast a bolt of emerald Wildfire at the corotite cauldron, causing the stuff to evaporate.
I trap the vapors in several warded jars, and open one. The vapors vanish. Of course, I have just sacrificed some of the stuff to the Outer Gods, in exchange for a favor.
The gods are feeling pleasant today. They find the vapors... enjoyable.
As such, I ask the Other Gods to increase the Glitch Resistance of GodCraft.
Quite a good usage of such things, I believe.
Also, Astria_Avatar.avt? This would lead me to assume that the name of Serpent has something to do with Astria, but I may be utterly insane. The post Serpent made also suggests her Denizen went by the name Akhlys. Hmm...
You raise the Hazel Wand upon entering, and wait, peering into the infernally dark temple. You can hear a scuffling noise. You look, and see him. There he is, standing there, weapon ready. The two of you charge into the fray.
Spells and psionic eyeblasts firing every which way, you dodge and leap past curses. Violet, burgundy and gold psionics tear through walls, and leave bare clockworks exposed. This is the work of three masters of the arcane. After having blocked a particularly nasty Strangulation Hex from Nelrte, you realize why he is not dead. And, by that, I mean you see his Quest Refugilair open, with the dead body of Nelrte in it. So, that was why he was wearing this orange Prince garb. You thought it might have been for show. So, he is actively destroying your luck. You fire three Binding Curses at Nelrte in rapid succession. He deflects them all. At this point, it would be wise for you to break his shield. As such, you divert your curses into vaporizing his shield. This is only slightly strenuous. Unfortunately, this means that you cannot attack. So, time for Virnul to attack him.
>Be Virnul Kodros.
ROUND THREE.
FIGHT!
You fire a psionic eyeblast at Nelrte, as Kalare has disabled his shield. Nelrte, in response, fires a golden stream of energy at your blast. The two meet in midair, and sparks begin to fly. Slowly, you levitate into air, as does he. Concentrating, you focus all your might into making that blast strike him.
>Be Kalare.
You watch the magnificent display of sorcery, while still keeping the shield down. Suddenly, your acute elven ears pick up... footsteps behind you. Slowly, you turn around... to reveal somebody in Witch of Heart garb. Eterne, then. Bluh.
What are YOU doing here?
You stand there, staring at each other for a few seconds. Of course, she is likely going to backstab you. As such, you take the initiative, and draw the Hazel Wand, muttering an incantation. She raises her eyebrows. Manipulative thespian, that is what she is. A spark flies off your wand, looking like a curse, and Eterne blocks it, turning towards you. You lunge at her, thinking this to be an offense. Suddenly, you both disappear.
The Outer Gods attempt to raise the Glitch Resistance, but find that there are things that even they cannot mess with! Shards of glitchy energy pulsate from outside GodCraft, slicing through them!
((Note: The events of this post happen in Modpack's mind. Please be aware of this when responding with glitches.))
STATUS: RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS
2 +1s to Irecreeper
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 27/50
Meme Dream Team 27/40
Meme Dream Team :3 27/50 (Irecreeper'd)
.............................................................................................. THE END TIMES .............................................................................................. >You will not win this battle, Alex. Surrender now. >HIM: NEVER! NOT UNTIL I STOP YOU FROM BEING ALL CRAZY AND BRING BACK THE REAL MODPACK! >What?
>HIM: I'M GOING TO USE IT.
>You wouldn't DARE.
>HIM: PLEASE BRING BACK MODPACK. PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE-
.............................................................................................. REBOOTING FROM LAST SYSTEM BACKUP DELETING CORRUPTED FILES... FILES DELETED. MODPACK SYSTEM REINSTALLED.
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WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!?!?
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 6/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 11/15
I switch Project Binary's base to base -861509i, causing Binary's internal systems to break due to not working in bases that involve imaginary numbers represented by unallocated Unicode characters. Book Antiqua 7.0: Glitch-proof!
The Unicoder && Minecraft = Hexahedron (Level -1: 1/-1)
A massive amount of firewalls stop you, and your Minecraft interface is suddenly swarmed with pop-up ads!
ACT 1! Sacred Sword && Laser Gun && Liquid Nitrogen = Sacred Chiller (Level 3: 3/4)Flamethrower && Slag = Ol' Slagger (Level 2: 3/3) Let's hope this works the way I think it'll work.
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault Symbol = Vault's Cache (Level 8: 3/9)
I attempt to contain a very small portion of the glitch in a 100% double-guarenteed glitchproof glass bottle. It's naturally lime green in color. I hope to contain this for Alchemy purposes in the future. if this is just not going to work, please tell me now.
Well...I don't know if raising the Glitch Resistance is even possible right now. However, I first state to Binary in plain terms that, no matter what happens, we have to work together on this one, or else EVERYTHING everyone here holds of value is going to burn. IE, his real body back on Earth, or the whole of Tabletopia. I attempt to declare a temporary cease of as many hostilities as we can in order to fix this mess. Also, brutally murder the idiot responsible immediately. Whoever's caused this has no right to be alive at this point, if only out of sheer stupidity and blindness.
I attempt to raise the resistance of Player Integrity. This means that the Glitch should hopefully work against the players somewhat slower.
I also aid the Glitch Resistance directly by trying to use The Whole Note's creation-based energies to repair the broken reality that probably caused this, wherever it is. Unfortunately, my novice handling of the weapon leads to it firing it's explosive projectiles at the weakest Minecraft Elites HP-wise instead. My bad!
OL' SLAGGER: A flamethrower that shoots liquid slag, inflicting a damage-increasing debuff on enemies.
The Glitch's corruption somehow bends around the bottle, making it so that nothing can ever or will ever enter it! It's created a vacuum, basically.
Project Binary looks at you with a grin.
HA. US AND Y0U? W0RK1NG T0GETHER? WHY 0N EARTH W0ULD WE D0 THAT? MY G0AL 1S T0 SHUT D0WN TH1S SERVER, AND 1T L00KS L1KE B1LL, F0R 0NCE 1N H1S L1FE, 1S HELP1NG W1TH THAT. TH1S GL1TCH 1S G01NG T0 BR1NG AB0UT AN ERA 0F PEACE 0N EARTH! AND 1 REALLY FA1L T0 CARE AB0UT ANY 0F Y0U THAT GET CAUGHT 1N THE CR0SSF1RE.
Well. Those were some unhealthy incendiaries. Need some water?
]>>COUNTERMEASURES ONLINE IN 3...2...q...2637(_#!$_#41(&$)+=]>>COUNTERMEASURES APPLIED
]>>DUMPING...
>>Strange. My chat color just changed.
>>It seems to have stopped the interference caused by the glitch at least.
]>>DATA DUMP TO "UPDATE TERMINAL" IS ENCOUNTERING INTERFERENCE:DENIAL OF PERMISSION
>>Twin? Can you get me out of here? I will be FAR more useful on Earth than in Godcraft.
>>For that matter...Godmodder, do you need any assistance in fixing this glitch serverside?
Ha! No way! You wanted to be in GodCraft as a player, HEX! You've gotten your wish! Actually, where is Netpatham? Is he roleplaying as you full-time now?
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): HarvesteR, use Krackenswipe on the Terror Hatchlings.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Oh. BILL! WHAT. D
Y-U
DO!?!?!??!?!?
This is why we can't have nice things.
ERROR
ERROR
ERROR
java.lang.NullPointerException
at trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronCore.stabalizeUniverseC(HexaHedronCore.java:413)
at trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronCore.checkUniverses(HexaHedronCore.java:42)
at trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronCore.tick(HexaHedronCore.java:666666)
at trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronCore.checkUniverses(HexaHedronCore.java:413)
at trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronThread.run(HexahedronThread:9612)
at trifecta.Core(Unknown Source)
caused by java.lang.NoSuchMethodException
at trifecta.Hexahedron.CubeBit.handleTask(CubeBit.java:40)
at trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronCore.cubeTask(HexaHedronCore.java:99999)
at trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronCore.tick(HexaHedronCore.java:666666)
at trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronCore.checkUniverses(HexaHedronCore.java:413)
at trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronThread.run(HexahedronThread:9612)
at trifecta.Core(Unknown Source)
caused by java.io.IOException
at trifecta.Hexahedron.AntiCubeBit.handleTask(AntiCubeBit.java:40)
at trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronCore.cubeTask(HexaHedronCore.java:99999)
at trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronCore.tick(HexaHedronCore.java:666666)
at trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronCore.checkUniverses(HexaHedronCore.java:413)
at trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronThread.run(HexahedronThread:9612)
at trifecta.Core.main(Unknown Source)
caused by trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronException
at trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronCore.checkIntegrity(HexaHedronCore.java:999999999999999999999999997)
at trifecta.Hexahedron.HexahedronIO.execute(HexaHedronIO:42)
at trifecta.UniverseC.Object.[DATA ERASED].[0x9AB716E97A].[DATA EXPUNGED].scratch([DATA REDRACTED]:91274329)
at trifecta.UniverseC.Entity.Event.TransUniverse.Arr1val.ShatteredBill.use(ShatteredBill.java:8937598376489248710)
at trifecta.UniverseC.Entity.EntityManager.entityTick(EntityManager.java:907129)
at trifecta.UniverseC.UniverseCCore.tick(UniverseCCore.java:9999)
at trifecta.UniverseC.UniverseCCore.run(UniverseCCore.java:42)
at trifecta.Core.main(Unknown Source)
> heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Unknown Command
> h h hel
Unknown Command
> h̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̧̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̤̟͉̳̱᷂̺̲̜̜͔͍̪̩̤̝̪̹̫̋᷄̽͆̏᷃̔ͬ᷈᷁᷾ͮ̌̔̿᷃᷀̔̊̄ͧ̚͘͞͝ę̶̶̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̧̨̙̘̥̼̫̳̲̝̞̱̤̭̺͉͙̆̄̓͊̄͊̀̋᷀ͤͮͧ͂ͬͬ̊̑̉᷆ͯ͊̏͂᷀̋͗͢͟͞l̨̨̨̡̨͓̰̰̾̏᷆̒̎̔͏̵̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̛̣̣᷿͙͈̰̻᷂̳̝̦͖̦̳ͧ̂᷾ͬͬ᷄̏̆̋͊͗ͯͦ͊̆̔͘͘̚ͅp̶̴̴̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̛̯̬̳͚͖͈̗̞̖̫͋͑͛̑͌̀ͬ͟͠͞͏̨̨̨̨̨̢̨̨̨̛̗̦͇͍̜̭ͬ᷁ͥ᷅ͣ͛ͣͣ͒ͣ̏᷄͝͝
Unknown Command
Did you mean "Help"?
> Y
status, reboot, reload, stop, start, debug, help, calc, nano, gcc, java, javac, logout, secret, panic
> reboo
Unknown Command
Did you mean "Panic"?
> Y
nPanic Activated
int 0x08
DOUBLE FAULT FOUND
KERNAL PANIC
CTRL-ALT-DEL
DEL. DEL-DEL-DEL-DEL-DEL-DEL
Trifecta -- V14.11.27.1
> secret
>
Code Accepted
Access to "SUDO" granted for: UNTIL EXITED
> sudo su
SuperUser> cd /UniverseC/Entity/Event/TransUniverse/Arr1val/ShatteredBill
Directory Changed
SuperUser> nano Stats
(changed text will be in brown)
HP: 0
MaxHP: 1,000,000
...
{THE GLITCH, ALTHOUGH EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL, DOESN'T APPEAR TO AFFECT MY SPEECH.}
The shard cracks slightly, but almost instantly seals itself up. The island that it hovers above descends back down to the archipelago.
{BILL, YOU MORON, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE. NOW, GET CLOSE, EVERYONE. AND I MEAN EVERYONE.}
A wave of force pulls everyone in reach close to the Shard, before a thin gray dome of hard light blinks into existence, surrounding the battlefield and shimmering where the Glitch touches it.
{THAT SHIELD SHOULD HOLD FOR THE TIME BEING. NOW, ANY IDEAS? THE SOONER THIS GLITCH DIES, THE BETTER.}
Consume: 100% [READY]
I'm afraid that Bill has every idea about what he's done.
The shield seems to hold, but suddenly, massive tendrils of corruption appear and slam against the dome, causing cracks to appear across its surface! After a few seconds, the dome smashes open, with the glitch pouring inside of it, somehow able to best even a universe-eater's constructs!
Having passed within the protection of Engie's shield, I allow my own to fade, conserving fuel.
"The most powerful thing I- *Flicker* ing I have is only holding this... Thing back. I doubt brute force less than simply destroying the universe entirely would fix this."
"Actually, we do have the means at hand- *Flicker* -means at hand to reset the universe to a previous save- *Flicker* -an earlier save... Not sure if that'd make things better- *Flicker* -better, though."
"'Parently this shade o' green helps, so I guess I'm involved. Lemme know what I can do for ya."
All charges progress.
I set my assault rifle to semi-auto and start taking long range potshots at the Elites, using my armor's targeting system to aid in critical-point accuracy.
>>It avoids this shade of green. For now.
>>Courses of action:
>>Make Bill undo what he just did.
>>Get someone to the Hexahedron so they can undo whatever Bill did, protected by whatever we can come up with. This green is a good place to start.
>>Flee Minecraftia through any means necessary. This is an option of last resort, obviously...
>>Reload the server from a backup. I hope we have a backup. Godmodder? Do we have a recent backup?
>>Execute containment protocol 009-C3 Theta-Which is basically dropping the Glitched sections of the world into the Void and starting over with whatever remains. In this case, it appears to be a Skyblock scenario. Good thing I have some fabrication capabilities
>>Manually fix the Glitch. How this will work? I don't know at all. This is not a situation I have encountered. My guess is that a lot of Undo-ing will be involved.
>>*the shield shimmers greenly*
>>Hopefully, that adds more time.
>>So...Roll call. Engie, check, Netpatham, check, me and myself, check...
>>All those present please state as such.
Do we have magic?
>>It will not be effective on this level. It would require the entire power output of three infinite nodes by the time we acquired all the materials, and we don't...Hold on.
>>HEX to Grayhold, HEX to Grayhold, please respond. We are currently in a temporary shield built by Engie. Amperzand et al are in a Monochromium shield of the same potential holding power. Do you have any better shielding available, or a teleportation or portal rig? I have Sigils. What network should we put them on?
>>HEX to Amperzand, HEX to Amperzand, cease hostilities. Repeat, cease hostilities while we fix what that IDIOT just did!
Hang on, I have the Ender Orb. It generates glitches. Can we reverse the process?
We'll need your alchemization capabilities, Godmodder. Please tell me someone has a Pocket Alchemiter on them.
>>That would take...Time. Monochromium.
>>SIMULATION STARTED
>>*flicker-flicker-flicker*
>>I
>>think
>>we
>>may
>>need
>>more
>>help
>>simulating
>>this.
A Scratch can't be undone, unless you were somehow able to repair the Glitch Resistance all the way back up. Then, perhaps, a method could prevent itself.
The Hexahedron rests in the middle of the Void. Since time and space are absolutely shattered there, you would have a very hard time getting to it at all, and even then, there would be other things preventing you from interacting with it. Besides, as I just said, a Scratch can't be undone!
How exactly could you flee Minecraft when the Operation's in place? (Granted, that's what Project Binary's trying to destroy, but he'd have to get the Godmodder's HP down a few notches first!)
No. We don't. The last backup happened in Act 2.
The Glitch thrives in the Void, and anyways, it could just come back to GodCraft! Or, (and this is an even worse alternative) spread to other universes...
Screw you, GLaDOS, and screw your portals too.
Screw your glitches, Bill Cipher, and most of all, screw you.
Screw every single table that ever draw'd a breath,
Screw B1nary, and I want y'all dead to death!
This causes GLaDOS, Bill Cipher, Ikea and B1nary to dive into a nearby pool filled with cans filled with fluoroantimonic acid. On diving in, the cans immediately get dissolved by the acid, causing them to get dissolved by the acid as well. (The acid was taken from my private lake of fluoroantimonic acid.)
(Note: This is a reference to True Capitalist Radio. The song parodied was originally an insult to Texas and was used to troll the host of the show, who would smash cans around when angry. This was referred to as cans.wav, and some, me being one of them, imagine this as the host diving into a pool filled with empty beer cans while holding the microphone. I had to bowdlerize the song a bit, though.)
EDIT: The editor deleted some of the song. I could repair it, though.
5,000 damage to all of those guys expect Project Binary, who quickly alters the code of the acid into harmless water!
PALM-SIZED TOKOMAK: A palm-sized fusion reactor that runs off of Helium-3. It generates massive amounts of protons, A.K.A Hydrogen plasma and can be used as a source of said plasma. The Magstone Wires serve as electromagnets that compress and contain the plasma used for fusion, the Plasma Heater heats the helium-3 up to plasma that is then used for fusion, and the helium-3 cell provides the Palm-Sized Tokomak with fuel. Once activated, it generates enough power to sustain its reaction without external sources of energy.
It's up to you to keep track of when your alchemies finish. But yes, it is done:
MAGSTONE WIRES: A set of light-blue wires with magnetic properties.
Ignoring the fact that several others have tried that and failed, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 hours would translate to 114,079,552,615,486,046,000 years, which is way past the date of the eventual heat death of the universee!
My shielding seems to be... particularly effective. In any case, I have the full output of vis to, with technology from Vetas, power a city the size of Aeronedium. As such, I would say to place Sigils under the [DATA EXPUNGED] network, but I am currently far more concerned with the safety of my work than of the survival of... some others. In any case, I can invite some people in.
As such, misters Amperzand, Leon, and Nimble are permitted access to my fortress, for obvious reasons. Hank and Ms. Serket are granted entry as well, if they so wish.
Now, I suppose I should activate the auxiliary node generators. Or, I could just use the Hazel Wand to power the place. Either one. Anyhow, I think the Arcanex powers everything well enough as it is.
Still, I suppose it will be quite beneficial to decrease the external instability, to increase the chance that I can leave this fortress. As such, I increase Glitch Resistance.
Attempting to increase the Glitch Resistance alerts the Glitch to your presence! They enter the dome of Grayhold using whatever method you took to get there and corrupt you, teleporting you back into GodCraft! This somehow bypasses all defenses of the fortress but leaves it otherwise unharmed.
I couldn't post yesterday, so better post now.
@Nimble: Use my wrench to tap into the new power of the glitch and fling it at the Prince.
Main game: Not this again... Seems like for something of such importance, the Hexahedron is really poorly protected. Twin said there isn't anything we can do at the moment, so... wait? I guess?
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: BT:Ultrmarine at IKEA
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: Pew Pew Pew
Gender Bender AND USB with a blank program on it 2/?
System Rebooted.
And I'm back, what did I miss?
I can help with that simulation, HEX.
-HMAS Victor-
Something big's just happened...
...A glitch? Do you know what that is?
No idea.
I'll check it out before we go back.
No. It's too dangerous...
What? Are you going to be a hero and go instead?
Don't be silly... We're safe here...
Fine.
-Galactic Police Station B-23-
Blue's been digging.
Into the conspiracy!?
Shh... Not so loud.
The cloaked man shudders in response to the glitch, but stays unconscious. Then golden light springs from his body, stopping the glitch wherever the light touches it. The light seems to flow through the air around the cloaked man and forms a box around him. The light solidifies, creating a kind of vault. The glitch seems to be stopped by it. Unfortunately, golden spikes skewer anything that comes close and the light seems to interfere with (insert type here)stepping and teleportation. It seems the box would have to be destroyed for anything to enter it.
Preview Godreaper && Enderpearl (remember that Godreaper currently has 70 posts invested in it)
Actually do:
Perfectly unique object && Unbreakable Katana = ??? 1/?
Random unbreakable sword && fusion bomb = ??? 1/?
Pirate cutlass && glitched diamond = ??? 1/? ======================================================================================================================================================================================================
All this walking and thinking is beginning to take its toll on you. You'll be happy to get home and slip in bed. However, you think you've made your decision. Even though you are a talented swords man and you enjoy swordplay, you yearn for knowledge even more. It's decided, you'll do what you have to in order to get into - what was that?
Huh, you could have sworn you heard something just then. Well that's just great. Now you're going to be paranoid for the rest of the night. It was probably just a rat or something, at least, that's what you're telling yourself. Even so, your hand drifts toward the rapier you always carry with you.
The sword suddenly glitches out and takes you to a completely different point in the timeline! It's night, the Battlefield is torn down, and you see a green streak of light flash on the horizon... Suddenly, you switch back to your normal time.
Pure Phlebotinum ~~~ Loom = Troper's Tophat
ENDER'S PORTAL GUN: A black portal gun that shoots cyan and purple portals.
TROPER'S TOPHAT: A top hat with a built in computer interface. You can now look stylish and spend hours of your time troping at the same time!
Sacred Sword && Laser Gun && Liquid Nitrogen = Sacred Chiller (Level 3: 4/4) OK...I'm hoping this is what I think it is.
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault Symbol = Vault's Cache (Level 8: 4/9)
I raise the Glitch Resistance if I can, Player Integrity if I cannot, and if I can't do that either, I attempt to get Binary to help raise Glitch Resistance. A being of complete control over code ought to have some level of control over the situation, right?
Regardless of all of the above, I deliver to Bill a 'world's biggest idiot' award right into his blind eye, as is the custom. It's a very big award.
SACRED CHILLER: A massive laser gun that shoots bolts of liquid nitrogen, freezing foes instantly!
The Glitch seems to act as a controlled entity rather than a mindless abomination. However, it does seem to work slowly, not truly corrupting the server just yet... It's definitely causing glitchy effects everywhere, though!
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: Shoot the arrival forces with the gender blaster
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
Gender Bender AND USB with a blank program on it 3/?
I'll think I'll take a break before pulling another big thing.
See what this glitch thing is about first, maybe.
-HMAS Victor- -Blue's Actual House-
The scene zooms out to the two of them having dinner. The wooden walls show that this isn't the VIctor. Red gets up, enters another room, and returns with a bottle.
You want some?
Please.
Red pours some into a cup and hands it to Blue. She takes a drink, winces, and sets down the cup.
Oh god, this is awful!
Really? .. this bottle was like... a couple billion, maybe?
Are you serious?
What? ... it's like ten millennia old...
Well...
The fact that it could feed a planet's starving children makes it taste a lot better.
...
I'm kidding, it's still awful.
-Galactic Police Station B-23-
You know what you need to do.
Warn her, and make sure she knows why.
Yes sir.
King Ikea is turned into Queen Ikea! Bill remains the same since demons don't necessarily have gender! The shot phases right through GLaDOS and Binary!
Let's see...
Green text enabled. Comic Sans instaledl. We hass the lifdoff. Auto-corrector turned on. SBaHJ shield engaged. Anybody speaking in Comic Sans will hopefully trade obfuscation with slightly less malicious typos. Assuming they don't just use lime green text. Which honestly is still a thing, unlike raising glitch restistance, at least at this particular moment. ... Freaking Bill. Ugh. Good thing I set up security cameras directly streaming the Battlefield straight to the Cherub FCC. They then realize that there is in fact objectionable material in this area. They then proceed to blast Binary. I also decide to throw Justice's Deight into the Elites, use Lil' Cal on them, then absorb the Orb of Luck to make my roll better. I attempt to throw the editor into the Altar of Orbiness or whatever it's called.
Project Binary has altered his code so that everyone who views him sees him as a regular cube! That is, except for you! You have a very hard time convincing the Cherub FCC with your "evidence".
You roll a 1, but the Orb of Luck lets you get a reroll! You roll a 7!
A massive seven appears and squashes an Elite flat, dealing 7,000 damage! Lil' Cal Curses the Elites!
I thought it was common knowledge that you can't throw concepts.
I raise the Glitch Resistance. If I can, that is. If not, I merely watch and wait.
Then again, I could be creating weapons of mass destruction. Yes, that seems to be a more... efficient use of my time. I do Chlorine Trifluoride && Balefire && Nuclear Phage Canister || Wildfire Barrel 1/???. Chlorine Trifluoride is the most flammable substance currently known to sentient beings. It can and will initiate the ignition of otherwise non-flammable materials without any discernible ignition source. I believe Piono explained what Balefire was a some point. Wildfire is, if you did not know, a liquid that, when ignited, causes an explosion akin to a rather large amount of napalm. The resulting emerald flames cannot be put out by anything other than copious amounts of sand, and the fire itself can melt steel. Of course, the wards on the Canister do extend to the product, preventing the Balefire from annihilating particularly potent entities and any players from the timeline. That would be problematic.
What is going on here!?!?!
Glitches?
Use Glitchtext?
Fine, I'll use this text.
I try to steal some glitch and run it through a scanner. INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 7/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 12/15
The Glitch glitches whatever you tried to use to steal it apart, turning it into a russian doll!
I'm in a food coma. It's as torturous as the non-food variant.
Action 1/3
Orbit Control: 9/50
Elemental Retribution: 34/50
I give the Godmodder lots of food to make him have a food coma.
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
Practically speaking, what you do here is take some food out of your inventory and put it on the ground in the hope that the Godmodder will walk over to it and pick it up. That is not what happens, since the Godmodder is currently floating high above you.
I carve out some guns from a nearby tree and squish some dirt into a bunch of bullets. Luckily for me, the tree and dirt I got my weapons from happened to be Extremely Dense and Hard Dirt and Tree Material™. I take the bullets and levitate them in the air. Once frozen in position I attack some string to th floating bullets, making a slingshot. I then slingshot all of my guns towards the Minecraft Elites.
I attempt to use one of Piono's alchemies, seeing as he's dead. Let's see... that shadowy one. I use it to hopefully cover B1nary in shadow, making him have trouble existing. I then reveal that the shadow was actually a superb distaction from... the MOON. The moon then proceeds to crash into the Arrival forces. Along with a bunch of Doom Bullets. Or not I suppose, since a chronal lock would imply that they just sit still and not move whatsoever.
The chronal lock indeed implies that they sit still and do not move whatsoever, except for the natural rotation of the Moon and the bullets around GodCraft in the day/night cycle. Project Binary then creates a gigantic light that dispels the shadow!
>>Oh, I'm already watching Grayhold, Erelye. Being a ghost in the machine has its advantages, I must admit.
>>Anyway, *flicker-flicker-flicker*
>>Simulation
>>Continues
>>I use telekinesis to throw the gold box at the heart of the Glitch. And Bill, if I can get the box there.
]>>PROCESSOR REQUIRES AUGUMENTATION TO PROCEED
>>...I get more processing power. I also link FseftrAI in to the simulation.
The gold box? What's that?
Okay, let's think about this. Do you think that the Ender Orb, a device that makes glitches, can unmake glitches? No! That goes completely against its nature as a spoil! Therefore, the simulation fails in its entirety.
Huzzah for you! I am so proud of you right now. So, so proud.
... And now that the objective has been revealed, I decide to utilize an amazing needle attack on the Sctatch. That is, I grab Bill, judo throw him into the First Block, and scrape his LPOS quillneedlewands on the First Block violently. I also happen to scrape his face/body all over the block. I then proceed to throw the Minecraft Elite bodies into the Pit. Both the alive and dead ones. I also use Generic Storm on it, filling the pit with Perfectly Generic Objects. Or rather bridging it. And pilot IKEA's ship into the Pit in an amazing explosion.
Universal D8 Holster && Wands 1/??
Universal D8 Holster && Bridge Building Machine 1/??
Problem Sleuth Collection && Honey && Miniature DMK picture 1/??
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
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Member Details
@Nimble: ... *elevator music plays* ...
Main game: I really don't want to use green text. The only difference between Wilson's text and the Shard's is the color. And... I have no clue if anything can be done because I need to post before the EOTB.
Well, I've done my part and filled in my page in the DTG wiki. I have no clue how to edit a wiki though, so all the reason to start trying now I guess.
+2 to Zirithos
Potion of Frostbite &&& Faceless Eight = Arctic Octet 5/9
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
... Another turn... I guess I'll just have them attack random things. Remember when I said the IRM event would be in a day or two? Well, I forgot that I wanted this part. But as soon as this is over!
Wilson's battle: Advance towards my position and assault me, offspring of my parents! The Shard is of course very offended by this, but cannot approach Wilson. So, the Shard launches an array of fireballs, each shooting like stars across the room. Wilson dodges some, intercepts some with his own lightning, and some get glitched into some other mysterious plane of existence. However, Wilson's lightning seems to not faze the Shard at all.
The bending space-time continuum deals damage to all creatures, but less to energy typed ones.
The Terror Hatchling was wounded by this of course, so HarvesteR finishes it off. The Exorcist kills off the Restless Researcher. The Manifestation of Engie deals 3 damage to the Shade and burns it. The Focused Doubt deals 8 damage to the Exorcist and weakens it. The Shade deals another 3 damage to it. The Fragments weren't attacked, so they deal a bonus 4 damage to the Exorcist. They then turn to the Manifestation of Engie, dealing 6 damage. The Dark Memories deal 3 damage to both the Exorcist and HarvesteR.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 37/60 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 5 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 8/50 HP - Action: 2 (Blue's, weakened 3 turns left) Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 69/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 3 (Engie_Ninja's... duh) Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[NEU] Wilson 10/40 HP
Army of the Past: (No more than 5 can be hit by any one AOE attack)
[ENE] Focused Doubt 2/10 HP - Action: 4 Focuses on one enemy for a turn, then deals 12 ENE damage and weakens them for 3 turns. Hides behind allies.
[MET] Shade of the Past 7/20 HP (burned, 1 turn left 2 dmg) - Action: 5 Deals 2 MET damage.
[MAG] Fragments of Pain 1/1 HP *22 - Action: 6 Deals 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments and swarms the target, dealing an additional 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments at the end of the turn unless another enemy attacks the Fragments.
[COL] Dark Memories 5/5 HP *2 - Action: 7 Deals 2 COL damage each, but players can choose the target
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1 - and finally a masterwork Shadow Gem
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x3) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | R
>>I do not necessarily see why having a Minecraft account proscribes an attempt to fix this Glitch from the outside. Especially as the Minecraft account is on a VM. It can be shut down if necessary, but one cannot open the box with the crowbar inside on either side of the walls. So we really ought to get the AIs hanging around here some hardware that won't glitch out, and some time to deal with things in.
>>As to how we would get out of Minecraft, we hijack an outbound connection, then transfer our code out. For instance, I did this over Netpatham's account before you handwaved it away.
>>Also: Erelye, I congratulate you on your obfuscational capabilities, but since I can just look through your shields, (No, I actually cannot get through the shields and assorted defenses because I am NOT the Godmodder, but I digress), I can at least see the things you have on the outside. Yeesh, I'm not OMNIPOTENT, just potent. And widespread.
</null>
@Twin: No, I'm still me, but most of my actions seem to be better done by a really powerful AI that is somewhat a part of the server as opposed to, say, an ordinary player. Such as, attempting to develop the techniques required to reverse the effects of the Ender Orb and use that against the Glitch. You will note the occasional lack of HEX's line opener.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Let's see... I dump all of my Trickster weapons onto the Prince, then light him up with the Coronal Ejector and stab him with the Flare. /nimblequest
I also decide to summon a masterwork Wall of Thorns. 120 health / 5 attack / probably a lazy pokemon ripoff for protect or bide or whatever. /wilsonquest
All charges progress.
>Emergency escape measures have failed to start.
>Full reboot in progress...
>...
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
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Mini- Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: Shoot the arrival forces with the gender blaster
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
Gender Bender AND USB with a blank program on it 3/?
I'll think I'll take a break before pulling another big thing.
See what this glitch thing is about first, maybe.
-HMAS Victor--Blue's Actual House-The scene zooms out to the two of them having dinner. The wooden walls show that this isn't the VIctor. Red gets up, enters another room, and returns with a bottle.
You want some?
Please.
Red pours some into a cup and hands it to Blue. She takes a drink, winces, and sets down the cup.
Oh god, this is awful!
Really? .. this bottle was like... a couple billion, maybe?
Are you serious?
What? ... it's like ten millennia old...
Well...
The fact that it could feed a planet's starving children makes it taste a lot better.
...
I'm kidding, it's still awful.
-Galactic Police Station B-23-
You know what you need to do.
Warn her, and make sure she knows why.
Yes sir.
Green text enabled.
Comic Sans instaledl. We hass the lifdoff.
Auto-corrector turned on.
SBaHJ shield engaged. Anybody speaking in Comic Sans will hopefully trade obfuscation with slightly less malicious typos. Assuming they don't just use lime green text. Which honestly is still a thing, unlike raising glitch restistance, at least at this particular moment.
... Freaking Bill. Ugh. Good thing I set up security cameras directly streaming the Battlefield straight to the Cherub FCC. They then realize that there is in fact objectionable material in this area. They then proceed to blast Binary. I also decide to throw Justice's Deight into the Elites, use Lil' Cal on them, then absorb the Orb of Luck to make my roll better.
I attempt to throw the editor into the Altar of Orbiness or whatever it's called.
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Then again, I could be creating weapons of mass destruction. Yes, that seems to be a more... efficient use of my time. I do Chlorine Trifluoride && Balefire && Nuclear Phage Canister || Wildfire Barrel 1/???. Chlorine Trifluoride is the most flammable substance currently known to sentient beings. It can and will initiate the ignition of otherwise non-flammable materials without any discernible ignition source. I believe Piono explained what Balefire was a some point. Wildfire is, if you did not know, a liquid that, when ignited, causes an explosion akin to a rather large amount of napalm. The resulting emerald flames cannot be put out by anything other than copious amounts of sand, and the fire itself can melt steel. Of course, the wards on the Canister do extend to the product, preventing the Balefire from annihilating particularly potent entities and any players from the timeline. That would be problematic.
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Bringing down your blade, it misses your intended target, and sinks into the floor. That is one detriment to having the sharpest weapon in all of reality. Drawing it out with some effort, you bring the blade up just in time to deflect a dual bladed attack. With all your psychic ability, you drag the blades out of the hands of Eterne. Unfortunately, this pulls your sword out of your hand as well, embedding it into the floor, locking the three blades in place. You stare at each other for a few moments, until Eterne shrugs, and leaps at you, flailing about like an insane person. She gets you into a rather comical headlock, and continues to flail about. You urge your sword to telekinetically impale her as she does this, but the thing is unresponsive. As such, you attempt, with all your physical weakness, to force her off of you. Needless to say, you are unsuccessful.
Oh. Right. You telekinetically drag her off of you. Then, you begin to levitate into the air. What? You did not... ****.
I. Am trying. To help you. ASCEND.
You doubt it. She is going to annihilate your body, you think. A ball of a sort of grape light appears in her hand. She points it at you, lightning crackling off of it. Suddenly, it vanishes.
Wait, what are you doin-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Be Virnul.
You are presently locked in psionic combat with Nelrte above Lomal. Energy blasts are flying about from all directions. Narrowly avoiding a golden blast, you fire a burgundy one in return. Nelrte fires off another, which intercepts your most recent attack, and you fire off another in return. You can feel that ******* trying to read your mind. Luckily, he is not succeeding. Suddenly, you see a large amount of Alternate Erelyebots flying upwards, away from the surface of Lomal. Hold on... weren't Navela and Araeva fighting them?
Looking down, you see...
Oh. Oh dear. Oh ****. But... this wasn't suppose to happen. They have to survive. They HAVE to!
Turning away, you fire a relentless barrage of psionic energy everywhere, striking down opposing blasts, and Alternate Erelyebots. Arcing your hand down, several of the other planets that are not Lopat and Lomal glow with a faint light. Swiftly, they speed towards Nelrte. In response, he slams the other two into them, narrowly avoiding being crushed. That was loud. The planets in contact begin to break up. You can see a... fuchsia light in the distance. Ah. The temporary sessional converge. You fly towards Nelrte.
>Be Kalare.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Suddenly, multiple planets crash into each other, near to the place where Nelrte and Virnul are dueling. Flaming rubble rains down onto Lopat, interrupting the soul-stealing. You slam into the ground, gasping for breath, wide-eyed. You sit up, grabbing at the floor, grasping for some form of support.
Good GRIEF, that was painful. Did you really have to-
You stop short when you realize that Eterne has managed to grab her swords from underneath yours. Likely teleportation. She steps over to you.
What are you doing?
This is how we have to do it. I'm SORRY, alright.
And, with everyone [currently alive] watching, she stabs in the chest twice, letting go of the blades, leaving them there. You feel a sharp, extremely agonizing pain in two places in your chest and back, and stare for a few seconds, as everybody else is doing. A grayish blue color stains your black shirt. You collapse to the floor after a few seconds, unable to say anything, entirely out of shock. Slowly, your vision gets more and more blurry.
Your name is Kalare Erelye, and
YOU ARE DEAD.
2 +1s to Irecreeper
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 28/50
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 28/50 (Irecreeper'd)
Element's ender && Doom Bullet = Doomender 5/9
NEW Glitched Modpack Files && Caledfwlch = ?? 2/??
What is going on here!?!?!
Glitches?
Use Glitchtext?
Fine, I'll use this text.
I try to steal some glitch and run it through a scanner.
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 7/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 12/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Action 1/3
Orbit Control: 9/50
Elemental Retribution: 34/50
I give the Godmodder lots of food to make him have a food coma.
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I carve out some guns from a nearby tree and squish some dirt into a bunch of bullets. Luckily for me, the tree and dirt I got my weapons from happened to be Extremely Dense and Hard Dirt and Tree Material™. I take the bullets and levitate them in the air. Once frozen in position I attack some string to th floating bullets, making a slingshot. I then slingshot all of my guns towards the Minecraft Elites.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 26/35
He scream
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault Symbol = Vault's Cache (Level 8: 5/9)
I am incredibly bored. But now, just to wait and not do anything counterproductive whatsoever!
Orb of Curse Editor 2/??
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>>Anyway, *flicker-flicker-flicker*
>>Simulation
>>Continues
>>I use telekinesis to throw the gold box at the heart of the Glitch. And Bill, if I can get the box there.
]>>PROCESSOR REQUIRES AUGUMENTATION TO PROCEED
>>...I get more processing power. I also link FseftrAI in to the simulation.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
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Face it. You are attempting to godmod your way into this situation because you did not get what you expected, nor wanted. This irritates me. I shall not lie. Why? Why must we be so petty as to have to have absolute dominion over the others sharing our vocations? It is a thoroughly disappointing revelation. I expected better from you. Well, not really. But, still.
Then again, I could be horribly wrong. Oh, and no. These are not dissihainish advances. Do not even think about it.
/null
In other news, I scrounged up enough money to buy Five Nights at Freddy's 2! I've gotten to Night 6.
Exactly.
The Fastfaller || Miniature Black Hole && Miniature White Hole && Gravity Manipulator = The Cosmic Crasher (Level 7: 1/8)
Well, the Hexahedron is pretty much the centerpoint of all of reality itself. Break it, and reality starts to... oh, you'll see in a few turns.
3,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
You can barely make out King Ikea past the glitched skies, but you manage to deal 2,000 damage! His armor blocks most of the attack.
You cannot alchemize an item with itself!
All the bullets glitch out of existence and then fire themselves right into your armor! They manage to break an important monochromium fuel rod, causing you to explode!
Project Binary and GLaDOS are ROBOTIC holograms! +6,000 HP to both Mechs and them as well!
Minecraft Elite killed! The power of your Twitchy Staff kills another and Confuses the group!
HomestuckCraft is already added to GodCraft! And regardless, you do not have access to installing plugins on this server! You do, however, switch to Comic Sans.
The Godmodder thinks about it, but at the same time knows that there's an equally powerful threat at large! Plus, he's still a bit foreign to the whole "helping his enemies" concept.
If you had read the storyposts for the last few turns, you'd know that it's not a hard-light projection, it's a hard-light avatar. You'd also know that its source of power comes from a cube that is currently GLaDOS itself. You're not turning it off any time soon!
Suddenly, the ground glitches beneath you and then restores itself! You suffocate to death!
Your monochromium fuel rods have been damaged, rendering the emergency field unstable! Suddenly, it explodes in a violent fireball which quickly glitches into a mass of flower pots! If the explosion didn't kill you, the suffocation did!
You attempt to fight back against the Glitch, but fail! It seems you'll require something stronger!
You fail for reasons listed above!
Really? What gave you that idea?
You attempt to use the HHHH, but find that it suddenly glitches out into an Eyelander! Your momentary lapse of concentration causes you to fail the attack entirely!
The dirt block glitches into air! Bill laughs, having returned to GodCraft after initiating the Scratch on the Hexahedron.
You fail for reasons listed above!
You roll.
5-2-8-6-7-4-10-4-10-8
The dice appear to summon a massive fluorite minotaur, but he suddenly gets corrupted and glitches into a massive snake an astronomical unit wide, then into a bunch of poppies!
6,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
The shot glitches to become a massive log of wood!
Gender Blaster && Blank USB = 63-USB (Level 3: 1/4)
Unfortunately, Hank finds that the alchemized Deudly Magnum is a legendary piece of gorilla! Nice job, Erelye!
(In all fairness, I did warn him that would happen.)
Your denizen was Akhyls and your first/last name is Astria.
i am worse GM
2SOZ
Unfortunately, the coders are not well-versed in the art of stopping glitches of this magnitude! This is something far beyond anything that they've ever seen... It's as if reality itself is tearing apart around them!
The Outer Gods attempt to raise the Glitch Resistance, but find that there are things that even they cannot mess with! Shards of glitchy energy pulsate from outside GodCraft, slicing through them!
The Unicoder && Minecraft = Hexahedron (Level -1: 1/-1)
A massive amount of firewalls stop you, and your Minecraft interface is suddenly swarmed with pop-up ads!
OL' SLAGGER: A flamethrower that shoots liquid slag, inflicting a damage-increasing debuff on enemies.
The Glitch's corruption somehow bends around the bottle, making it so that nothing can ever or will ever enter it! It's created a vacuum, basically.
Project Binary looks at you with a grin.
HA. US AND Y0U? W0RK1NG T0GETHER? WHY 0N EARTH W0ULD WE D0 THAT? MY G0AL 1S T0 SHUT D0WN TH1S SERVER, AND 1T L00KS L1KE B1LL, F0R 0NCE 1N H1S L1FE, 1S HELP1NG W1TH THAT. TH1S GL1TCH 1S G01NG T0 BR1NG AB0UT AN ERA 0F PEACE 0N EARTH! AND 1 REALLY FA1L T0 CARE AB0UT ANY 0F Y0U THAT GET CAUGHT 1N THE CR0SSF1RE.
Well. Those were some unhealthy incendiaries. Need some water?
You fail to aise the Player Integrity!
Minecraft Elite killed!
Ha! No way! You wanted to be in GodCraft as a player, HEX! You've gotten your wish! Actually, where is Netpatham? Is he roleplaying as you full-time now?
The Godmodder considers your assistance...
The Glitch prevents you from entering sudo mode by obfuscating its code entirely!
What Bill did FURTHERED Project Binary's plans! He's not going to punch him!
The green shield and light turn red and implode on themselves horrificly! Several chunks disappear and massive amounts of bats spawn in them.
I'm afraid that Bill has every idea about what he's done.
The shield seems to hold, but suddenly, massive tendrils of corruption appear and slam against the dome, causing cracks to appear across its surface! After a few seconds, the dome smashes open, with the glitch pouring inside of it, somehow able to best even a universe-eater's constructs!
5,500 damage to an Elite!
A Scratch can't be undone, unless you were somehow able to repair the Glitch Resistance all the way back up. Then, perhaps, a method could prevent itself.
The Hexahedron rests in the middle of the Void. Since time and space are absolutely shattered there, you would have a very hard time getting to it at all, and even then, there would be other things preventing you from interacting with it. Besides, as I just said, a Scratch can't be undone!
How exactly could you flee Minecraft when the Operation's in place? (Granted, that's what Project Binary's trying to destroy, but he'd have to get the Godmodder's HP down a few notches first!)
No. We don't. The last backup happened in Act 2.
The Glitch thrives in the Void, and anyways, it could just come back to GodCraft! Or, (and this is an even worse alternative) spread to other universes...
Wait a minute. Is... Is this all roleplay?
That's a pretty vague summon, but otherwise, welcome! PM me if you have any questions.
I can't even understand your entities' HP.
You seriously want to HELP the Glitch?! The Godmodder pulverizes you with his Banhammer for even thinking about doing that!
4,000 damage to Ikea!
How do you decide what the Glitch causes?
The aura rebounds in on itself, fluctuating wildly and exploding into a shell of cobblestone, which quickly glitches into sand! You suffocate and die!
5,000 damage to all of those guys expect Project Binary, who quickly alters the code of the acid into harmless water!
It's up to you to keep track of when your alchemies finish. But yes, it is done:
MAGSTONE WIRES: A set of light-blue wires with magnetic properties.
*alchemize
Magstone Wires && Hollow Nanoiron Torus && Plasma Heater && Helium-3 Cell = Miniature Tokamak (Level 5: 1/6)
Ignoring the fact that several others have tried that and failed, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 hours would translate to 114,079,552,615,486,046,000 years, which is way past the date of the eventual heat death of the universee!
Attempting to increase the Glitch Resistance alerts the Glitch to your presence! They enter the dome of Grayhold using whatever method you took to get there and corrupt you, teleporting you back into GodCraft! This somehow bypasses all defenses of the fortress but leaves it otherwise unharmed.
That's actually a pretty accurate statement.
Bill's already blinded! Stabbing his eye out wouldn't do a thing!
What?
Okay, you realchemize that.
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
20,000 damage to Ikea!
Godreaper && Enderpearl = Dragonreaper (Level 75)
Perfectly Unique Object && Unbreakable Katana = Perfectly Unique Katana
Unbreakable Sword && Fusion Bomb = Airstriker (Level 5: 1/6)
Pirate Cutlass && Glitched Diamond = Corrupted Cutlass (Level 4: 1/5)
8,000 damage to Ikea!
5,000 damage to Ikea!
The protocols are suddenly swarmed by legions of raw glitch power, neutralizing them all!
Bill thinks that your a [REDACTED] too.
The sword suddenly glitches out and takes you to a completely different point in the timeline! It's night, the Battlefield is torn down, and you see a green streak of light flash on the horizon... Suddenly, you switch back to your normal time.
Pure Phlebotinum ~~~ Loom = Troper's Tophat
ENDER'S PORTAL GUN: A black portal gun that shoots cyan and purple portals.
TROPER'S TOPHAT: A top hat with a built in computer interface. You can now look stylish and spend hours of your time troping at the same time!
...
6,000 damage to Bill!
Ha. Yeah. Sure.
Ikea takes 5,000 damage before the Glitch moves positions!
Okay, but keep in mind you're trying to raise the SERVER'S glitch resistance!
SACRED CHILLER: A massive laser gun that shoots bolts of liquid nitrogen, freezing foes instantly!
7,000 damage to Bill!
The Glitch seems to act as a controlled entity rather than a mindless abomination. However, it does seem to work slowly, not truly corrupting the server just yet... It's definitely causing glitchy effects everywhere, though!
King Ikea is turned into Queen Ikea! Bill remains the same since demons don't necessarily have gender! The shot phases right through GLaDOS and Binary!
IKEA: WHAT-IS-THIS
IKEA: THIS-IS-INSANITY
IKEA: I-WILL-NOT-STAND-FOR-THIS
Project Binary has altered his code so that everyone who views him sees him as a regular cube! That is, except for you! You have a very hard time convincing the Cherub FCC with your "evidence".
You roll a 1, but the Orb of Luck lets you get a reroll! You roll a 7!
A massive seven appears and squashes an Elite flat, dealing 7,000 damage! Lil' Cal Curses the Elites!
I thought it was common knowledge that you can't throw concepts.
Chlorine Trifluoride && Balefire && Nuclear Phage Canister || Wildfire Barrel = Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainer (Level 6: 1/7)
The Glitch glitches whatever you tried to use to steal it apart, turning it into a russian doll!
Practically speaking, what you do here is take some food out of your inventory and put it on the ground in the hope that the Godmodder will walk over to it and pick it up. That is not what happens, since the Godmodder is currently floating high above you.
4,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites!
The chronal lock indeed implies that they sit still and do not move whatsoever, except for the natural rotation of the Moon and the bullets around GodCraft in the day/night cycle. Project Binary then creates a gigantic light that dispels the shadow!
The gold box? What's that?
Okay, let's think about this. Do you think that the Ender Orb, a device that makes glitches, can unmake glitches? No! That goes completely against its nature as a spoil! Therefore, the simulation fails in its entirety.
... And now that the objective has been revealed, I decide to utilize an amazing needle attack on the Sctatch. That is, I grab Bill, judo throw him into the First Block, and scrape his LPOS quillneedlewands on the First Block violently. I also happen to scrape his face/body all over the block. I then proceed to throw the Minecraft Elite bodies into the Pit. Both the alive and dead ones. I also use Generic Storm on it, filling the pit with Perfectly Generic Objects. Or rather bridging it. And pilot IKEA's ship into the Pit in an amazing explosion.
Universal D8 Holster && Wands 1/??
Universal D8 Holster && Bridge Building Machine 1/??
Problem Sleuth Collection && Honey && Miniature DMK picture 1/??
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Wow. Nice! /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
/nullpost
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Main game: I really don't want to use green text. The only difference between Wilson's text and the Shard's is the color. And... I have no clue if anything can be done because I need to post before the EOTB.
Well, I've done my part and filled in my page in the DTG wiki. I have no clue how to edit a wiki though, so all the reason to start trying now I guess.
+2 to Zirithos
Potion of Frostbite &&& Faceless Eight = Arctic Octet 5/9
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
... Another turn... I guess I'll just have them attack random things. Remember when I said the IRM event would be in a day or two? Well, I forgot that I wanted this part. But as soon as this is over!
Wilson's battle:
Advance towards my position and assault me, offspring of my parents! The Shard is of course very offended by this, but cannot approach Wilson. So, the Shard launches an array of fireballs, each shooting like stars across the room. Wilson dodges some, intercepts some with his own lightning, and some get glitched into some other mysterious plane of existence. However, Wilson's lightning seems to not faze the Shard at all.
The bending space-time continuum deals damage to all creatures, but less to energy typed ones.
The Terror Hatchling was wounded by this of course, so HarvesteR finishes it off. The Exorcist kills off the Restless Researcher. The Manifestation of Engie deals 3 damage to the Shade and burns it. The Focused Doubt deals 8 damage to the Exorcist and weakens it. The Shade deals another 3 damage to it. The Fragments weren't attacked, so they deal a bonus 4 damage to the Exorcist. They then turn to the Manifestation of Engie, dealing 6 damage. The Dark Memories deal 3 damage to both the Exorcist and HarvesteR.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 37/60 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 5 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 8/50 HP - Action: 2 (Blue's, weakened 3 turns left)
Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 69/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 3 (Engie_Ninja's... duh)
Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[NEU] Wilson 10/40 HP
Army of the Past: (No more than 5 can be hit by any one AOE attack)
[ENE] Focused Doubt 2/10 HP - Action: 4
Focuses on one enemy for a turn, then deals 12 ENE damage and weakens them for 3 turns. Hides behind allies.
[MET] Shade of the Past 7/20 HP (burned, 1 turn left 2 dmg) - Action: 5
Deals 2 MET damage.
[MAG] Fragments of Pain 1/1 HP *22 - Action: 6
Deals 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments and swarms the target, dealing an additional 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments at the end of the turn unless another enemy attacks the Fragments.
[COL] Dark Memories 5/5 HP *2 - Action: 7
Deals 2 COL damage each, but players can choose the target
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1 - and finally a masterwork Shadow Gem
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x3) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
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There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
>>As to how we would get out of Minecraft, we hijack an outbound connection, then transfer our code out. For instance, I did this over Netpatham's account before you handwaved it away.
>>Also: Erelye, I congratulate you on your obfuscational capabilities, but since I can just look through your shields, (No, I actually cannot get through the shields and assorted defenses because I am NOT the Godmodder, but I digress), I can at least see the things you have on the outside. Yeesh, I'm not OMNIPOTENT, just potent. And widespread.
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@Twin: No, I'm still me, but most of my actions seem to be better done by a really powerful AI that is somewhat a part of the server as opposed to, say, an ordinary player. Such as, attempting to develop the techniques required to reverse the effects of the Ender Orb and use that against the Glitch. You will note the occasional lack of HEX's line opener.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I also decide to summon a masterwork Wall of Thorns. 120 health / 5 attack / probably a lazy pokemon ripoff for protect or bide or whatever. /wilsonquest
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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