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NOOOOO! Not the cheese!
Sol's Twig 11/11!
The Blood Moon 2/7
Withervis Stave 2/6
I examine Sol's Twig.
@HEX: Under other circumstances, I would be inclined to aid you. Unfortunately, I hold quite a conspicuous grudge against the IDMG, and would rather defend in the manner I shall attempt. Besides, it is not as if this would save us, nor can luck or strategy. However... it is not as if either of those things matter in a reality in which all else is doomed to fail.
Pionostrife:
I look at Vriska.
If I were not suffering agonizingly painful soul-throes due to my near separation of soul and body, I would be able to present a more adequate form of gratitude.
Thank you.
Then, I turn back to Piono, and drag Mercury and Mars out of orbit to strike him. I have no qualms with spraying the entirety of the solar system at him. Besides, collateral damage would be very nice in this particular area of the Battlefield, with all the Mechs about; of course, I telekinetically prevent any civilian/bystander casualties. Of course, this is merely a diversion, though a horribly inefficient one. I then proceed to transmute his entire body to solid bricks of carbon monoxide, and absorb the energy of his inevitable counterattack; this energy is then used to emit sound waves at precisely the right frequency needed to make his head, specifically, explode. (Of course, everyone in the vicinity, minus Piono, is struck momentarily deaf; besides, even if we were not deaf, it would only affect Piono). If this attack is somehow redirected/blocked, I blow his head off with a blast from the Hazel Wand. If that fails, I constrict Piono with the Spare Tentacle, if possible. Directly afterwards, I impale him with the tip of the Hazel Wand, which is four times sharper than the Quills of Echidna (under normal circumstances, the Quills would be the sharpest things in the universe). If my first attack succeeded, I use the second attack as well, then the next if the second succeeded, and so on. All in one fluid string of attacks, mind you.
ambiguousTheoretician [AT] began pestering abnormalConfidant [AC].
AT: Have you obtained a copy of Sburb?
AC: Yeah. Should I play it?
AT: Do you have your friends set up as your coplayers?
AC: Yes.
AT: Start, please.
AC: What's the timer on the big tube machine mean?
AT: Ignoring the innuendo, as I realize we don't share biological reproduction systems. The Cruxtruder's timer is showing you how much time you have to create your Artifact until meteordown.
AC: Meteordown?
AC: Oh my god.
AT: Good. This means your session will make it to Reckoning time.
AT: Hurry.
AC: I'm going to!
AT: That's what I expected. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to go read.
AC: WHAT?! You're just going to leave me here?
AT: It's a really good book. Besides, I have complete confidence in you and your friends.
AC: No!
AT: Don't worry. I'll still be overseeing your efforts with the viewport. Still, I need to begin my daily three hour reading session.
AC: No!
AT: I will be right here if anything goes foul.
AT: I'll be watching.
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: CO: Pax Azurite the WS Mech
HMAS Victor: Mini IC WS mech
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: Wait for death.
MC Freedom: Below
@xcano: YES! That attack worked! That was the funniest thing I have seen all week and I was hoping to everything that that attack would go through, but I didn't say anything because of how much time I was spending on the pionostrife.
I am really glad that went through. That was absolutely amazing.
@twin: Yeah, super saiyan would bust a fourth wall, remember, Bec Noir did it, and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be able to stand up to an enraged super saiyan. There is the matter of the OP Scale to take into consideration though.
Also, you missed the opportunity to be obnoxious and interpret modpack's attempt to alchemize with java as being with the type of coffee.
Finally, you never responded to that PM of mine...
7/11 for Vita Australi
7/11 for Aquilonem Mors
3/9 for the Magneto Marveller
pionostrife:
Erelye launches Mars and Mercury at the surface of Godcraft, but it is a strenuous effort.
Rounds until Mars impact: 2. rounds until Mercury impact: 3 (twin, make this a thing. It'd be really cool to just have out of nowhere... bam! two planets slam into the battlefield. If not, do something to intercept them. Speaking of which, the debris from Venus being shattered by Tricky should be landing for massive damage to everything on the battlefield)
Erelye prepares to do another transformation, but piono snarls, and Erelye looks down to see Ircucvci in his gut, piono holding it with one hand, and Denito Surrexit in the other.
Forget this.
He pulls Ircucvci out and whirls around as Vriska rushes at him. The two clash blades again and again, then piono brings his knee into Vriska's chest, whirls around, bringing Vriska's blade off sideways, and connecting his elbow with her head, and then swiping Ircucvci in a wide arc, bringing it through her avatar's chest, knocking it back and dealing 5 damage. Hank finally has piono in his sights. He pulls the trigger, piono whirls...
Bullet time.
Piono flashes past Hank. He turns as Hank clutches his side, now with a massive gash going halfway horizontally across his stomach. gorilla. Not again.
Hank falls over.
Erelye, too wounded to properly pull off his other attacks, launches his dark bolt.
Piono brings up Nocte Consumens...
Which was disabled by Vriska's battle technique.
Piono is blown backwards, taking 3 damage. He stumbles to his feet.
Bluh bluh bluh. Fine then, be that way Scratch. I'm just going to make the amazing portal device myself. I combine the Magic Cueball Viewfinder, an Appearifier, and a Sendificator, effectively making an interdimensionaly portal. And before you ask how I got it, the answer is that I used the Compu-Sooth Spectagoggles, Trollian, and the ability to look up handles. YOU CAN'T DENY ME THINGS SCRATCH YOU SMUG *****.
After that I attempt to arm myself in real life. I also shoot a Mech up with an octet of Crowbars. Not Crowbar-themed d8s, Crowbars.
Hm. I suppose I might as well try to destroy some planets. I quickly shoot a Miniature Green Sun into the path of a planet. Then literally a zillion more. The ensuing detonation consumes the entire battlefield. I really don't know why I keep trying for pyrrhic victories, but the most likely answer is that they're mostly consequence-free due to the complete lack of real mortality.
I then contemplate whether I can use the anti-entity curse that the Godmodder used, seeing as he may be in the slightest bit of danger due to the Arrival and the curse isn't necessarily code-based? Or would it be restricted by the Curse of Repetitiveness, which honestly should apply to itself seeing as it's something being brought in from the last thread.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 4/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 4/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 4/9)
The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 9/9). Oh yes!
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 5/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 4/11)
I obtain a Nyan Cat large enough to ride and rush in, the Nyan Cat delivering a payload of rainbow-lasers right to Piono's rear end as the tail end of Kalare's attacks go through, then disembark from my loyal and fantastic mount to deliver Piono a slam with the inherent Smithing, Temporal and Fiery powers of Fear No Anvil, hoping that the first of these things screw up his attempts to use his Alchemy-Given powers against me.
The Nyan Cat steed, meanwhile, does a suicidal blitzkreig rush into the EN-Mech, exploding in a furious pulse of rainbow-colored fury right into the chest. His noble sacrifice will never be forgotten.
What does Fluorite Octet && Shengshou 10x10 (10x10x10 Rubik's cube) make?
Fluoroantimonic Acid && M134 Minigun = M134 Acidsprayer (Level 2: 2/3)
27182818 = The e-Machine (Level 2: 2/3) EDIT: Forgot to increment these
I use the Unicoder again, this time to place the words "PewDiePie sucks!" (which is still Unicode, in the Basic Latin block) into the SJ-Mech's speech buffer, causing it to say "PewDiePie sucks!" This results in the Bro Army rushing the SJ-Mech, causing it to take damage from both the physical attacks from the Bro Army and the immaturity of the comments that they are shouting.
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@Twin: When an attack cools Pherix off, it reduces his temperature by 1/50th of the damage it would have dealt. Dealing damage to Pherix and cooling him off are different things.
Everyone defend themselves! Except have Arthur fling Pherix into the air to damage him.
@Nimble: Only 1 turn left? I don't think thats enough time. Oh well, just try to time it right and run through the spinning thingies.
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Netpatham: Whats a countermeme? I know that a meme is used to reference any idea that propagates through a community similar to a virus. So... it is a counter to what kind of meme? Huh? Binary? Who is that? The one wh0 attacked me?
@fseftr: Oh, you used your own personal magic gem. I'll add another magic gem.
@Nimble: Isn't that rather greedy? Using an AOE heal to heal just your own entity? Both potions used. Again... Who is Binary? Or, Pr0ject B1nary, as you said.
The Terror Spider takes 15 damage to start off. It attacks HarvesteR, dealing a double weakened 7 damage to KrackensBane and applying Icy Toxin specifically to the blade... somehow. HarvesteR infuses a Super Kerbal into its blade, but it is so weak. Someone! Summon something to protect it so it can finish its combo! The Exorcist deals a boosted 9 damage
If you can weaken the spider just a little more, I can finish it off. Just a b1t more, then I can relive my pain.
Bonus Text: You all get together to explain who Binary is to Wilson. He listens intently. Ah... I see... I guess after seeing that my existence is a lie, I can accept anyth1n- eh, I mean, anything. He thinks for a while. So... If this... AI... is going to 1nvade this world... I want to not be cured. I think I can quarantine this shard in my mind. Ever heard the phrase, "hair of the fox that bit you,"? I think that having this will be g0od. I can turn it to my advantage. Trust me! My voice isn't very robotic anymore! I want to try to get something out of this! If I know what to expect, I might not get cr1ppled so easily by its attacks! Do you want to let him, or insist on trying to purge Binary's effects from him? As he looks up pleadingly, you see that his eyes have turned a dark purple.
Enemy Line:
[SHADOW] Terror Spider 105/475 HP (Enraged; Poisoned, 1 turns left;) + Eyes 50/75 HP (closed) - Action: 1
Base attack: 15 Shadow Damage and applies venom to the target
Toxin Spray: Applies venom to all enemies
Toxin Deluge: Applies 3 stacks of venom
Toxic Web: Spends the turn building a poisoned web. The web is nature typed and has 40 HP. While the web is alive, attacking entities have a chance to have venom applied to them.
Toxin Surge: Removes all stacks of venom on the target and deals all the them venom's remaining damage to the target instantly.
Flurry of Blows: Targets every poisoned entity, dealing 10 Shadow damage and refilling the Venom timer(s).
Split Venom: Applies 2 venom stacks to 2 enemies.
Venoms: Foul Toxin: deals 4 Shadow damage per turn for 3 turns
Crippling Toxin: Deals 2 Nature damage per turn for 4 turns and weakens the target's attacks.
Icy Toxin: Deals 3 Cold damage per turn for 4 turns.
Burning Toxin: Deals 5 Fire damage per turn for 2 turns.
Venoms can stack. I'll add more random toxins if this is too easy.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 9/40 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 1/12? HP (Icy Toxin 3 turns left) - Action: 2 (Gerbil's; Icy Toxin 1 turn left, Crippling Toxin 1 turn left) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 50/50 HP - Action: 3 (Blue's) Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
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[NEU] Wilson 13/40 HP (brewing panaceas, 2 turns left)
Panaceas: 3 left. (cures one entity of all poisoned or venom status effects)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x0 - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1 - We're actually running a little low on them...
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | R
TalistQ: I decide to relay the query to a source that is functionally incapable of lying, and ask the Magic Cue Ball what to do. Also I quickly throw up a Magic Wall, with 300 HP and 1 ATK.
/rp I suppose.
Overworld: The Control Core Tank screeches, curling up into a ball and unleashing a wave of Novas at the offending W-Mech, ignoring the EN-Mech both out of spite and in an attempt to not trigger it's self destruct.
I glance over at the Control Core Tank, then look back to the mechs. The drone I'm controlling sparks, sprouting huge wings of gray energy and flying into the air, wielding a significantly bigger version of the Pomson 9000. "Ever heard of Pandora's Box? Well, you don't want to open THAT one." I say, indicating to the Control Core Tank.
The remains of the Rancid Cheese Wedge warp, as the corruption that was taking it over gathers itself together, but promptly gets eaten by a Mechroa tendril.
The Titanic Lunar Knight continues attacking the SJ-Mech.
Dreamscape: I step forward, consuming an Energy gem to power my armor, and cycling through a bundle of elements.
Manifestation of Engie: [80/80 HP] [10/10 armor] Passive: Damage increases by 5 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 20 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
Let's try this: Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = ??? (???, 1/?)
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 6/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 5/11)
I don't let up on Piono, even if at some point I was blown away, blown up, kicked back, mauled, or some other form of usually-incapacitating blow. I will not relent! I get the Koopa Candyslayer's Auto-Pilot to cover me, peppering Piono relentlessly with loads of candy-based explosives from another angle, while I simultaneously rush in with Caledfwlch and The Man Ender, using the latter's limited teleport feature to close the gap and dodge any projectiles attempting to intercept me.
I also take the Irate Scherzo and do some very literal Orchestral Bombing on the EN-Mech.
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The Blood Moon 3/7
Withervis Stave 3/6
I flash-step behind the SJ-Mech, and impale it with a solidified Tentacular Grimvapor composed of Nightmare Fuel fumes, accompanied by a strike from Fill 'Em with Midnight.
Pionostrife:
I glance down, seeing the blade sticking out of my chest.
In all seriousness, I have already been stabbed in the exact same position by Quen-Athar. So, not nearly as painful. Still, I collapse to the floor, a mixture of the mutated neural gland chemicals in my blood corroding Ircucvci. Reaching for the Hazel Wand, I fire the blast.
Then, I stand up, blood dripping freely onto the floor. At this point, it would be best I got back into the groove of things. I proceed to flash-step over the place like an utter madman, the occasional glint of the Hazel Wand appearing. No more holding back, I suppose. Instantly, Piono is coated in a searingly painful array of pulsating navy/violet/black aura, the energy swiftly burning into his alchemical power. Regardless of the outcome of the attack, I continue to flash-step, Green Sun-teleport, and timestep across the place, alternating between the three in a seemingly irrational, completely untraceable pattern. Then, I arc the Hazel Wand down slightly, and it metamorphoses into the innocuous version of it. What appears to be a modified Caledfwlch, quite a bit longer, lighter, and less broad, to suit my abilities. It is still the sharpest thing currently in existence, though.
Flash-stepping into the fray between Vriska and Piono, I get off a few precision strikes in a style utterly unknown to all present. It is not from Vetas, technically. It is the method my Guardian taught me some three loä ago, before the... never mind. You know what happened. Anyway, the point is that when the blade strikes Piono, I let off a large amount of Green Sun energy within it, frying the insides of Piono. And electrocuting him, as well as causing a few of his blood cells to burst, giving Piono an aneurism. Regardless, each individual strike is spread out far in between the others, as I flash-step around, my blood staining the floor around us all slightly as I try to avoid hitting Tazz and Vriska whilst keeping an eye on Piono. At this point, I pulse a large amount of majyyk through the bodies of Tazz and Vriska, empowering them. I stop any elemental assaults towards the former and latter with The White Ring.
Dear me. I have just noticed how long-winded I am. Wow.
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I decide to test what the Godmodder's virus can do.
TEST 1: MALWAREBYTES
I run Malwarebytes Anti-Malware and run a full scan.
TEST 2: OPENING THE CASE
I buy another Minecraft account FOR SCIENCE and install Minecraft on my separate virus testing computer. I try to open the case of my virus testing computer.
TEST 3: DELETING SYSTEM32
I delete system32 on my virus testing computer.
TEST 4: DELETING .MINECRAFT
I delete the .minecraft folder on my virus testing computer.
TEST 5: OTHER VIRUSES
I run Gruel (renders the computer useless), Bumerang (payload of CIH without the timer), Maldal (fills computer with useless files), Sasser (you probably already know what this does), Conficker (this one too) and Arcticbomb (deletes as many files as it can when run) all at once on my virus testing computer.
I join in with the font throwing by throwing my designs for Bradley Brush Comic Papyrus Curlz Script of a Hobo (the worst parts of Bradley Hand ITC, Brush Script MT, Comic Sans, Papyrus, Hobo, Curlz MT, and Birth of a Hero combined into a single font) at the SJ-Mech. The sheer terribleness of the font leads to the SJ-Mech's visual sensors and central processing unit taking damage.
Sol's Twig 11/11!
The Blood Moon 2/7
Withervis Stave 2/6
I examine Sol's Twig.
@HEX: Under other circumstances, I would be inclined to aid you. Unfortunately, I hold quite a conspicuous grudge against the IDMG, and would rather defend in the manner I shall attempt. Besides, it is not as if this would save us, nor can luck or strategy. However... it is not as if either of those things matter in a reality in which all else is doomed to fail.
Pionostrife:
I look at Vriska.
If I were not suffering agonizingly painful soul-throes due to my near separation of soul and body, I would be able to present a more adequate form of gratitude.
Thank you.
Then, I turn back to Piono, and drag Mercury and Mars out of orbit to strike him. I have no qualms with spraying the entirety of the solar system at him. Besides, collateral damage would be very nice in this particular area of the Battlefield, with all the Mechs about; of course, I telekinetically prevent any civilian/bystander casualties. Of course, this is merely a diversion, though a horribly inefficient one. I then proceed to transmute his entire body to solid bricks of carbon monoxide, and absorb the energy of his inevitable counterattack; this energy is then used to emit sound waves at precisely the right frequency needed to make his head, specifically, explode. (Of course, everyone in the vicinity, minus Piono, is struck momentarily deaf; besides, even if we were not deaf, it would only affect Piono). If this attack is somehow redirected/blocked, I blow his head off with a blast from the Hazel Wand. If that fails, I constrict Piono with the Spare Tentacle, if possible. Directly afterwards, I impale him with the tip of the Hazel Wand, which is four times sharper than the Quills of Echidna (under normal circumstances, the Quills would be the sharpest things in the universe). If my first attack succeeded, I use the second attack as well, then the next if the second succeeded, and so on. All in one fluid string of attacks, mind you.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Some time later...
ambiguousTheoretician [AT] began pestering abnormalConfidant [AC].
AT: Have you obtained a copy of Sburb?
AC: Yeah. Should I play it?
AT: Do you have your friends set up as your coplayers?
AC: Yes.
AT: Start, please.
AC: What's the timer on the big tube machine mean?
AT: Ignoring the innuendo, as I realize we don't share biological reproduction systems. The Cruxtruder's timer is showing you how much time you have to create your Artifact until meteordown.
AC: Meteordown?
AC: Oh my god.
AT: Good. This means your session will make it to Reckoning time.
AT: Hurry.
AC: I'm going to!
AT: That's what I expected. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to go read.
AC: WHAT?! You're just going to leave me here?
AT: It's a really good book. Besides, I have complete confidence in you and your friends.
AC: No!
AT: Don't worry. I'll still be overseeing your efforts with the viewport. Still, I need to begin my daily three hour reading session.
AC: No!
AT: I will be right here if anything goes foul.
AT: I'll be watching.
ambiguousTheoretician [AT] ceased pestering abnormalConfidant [AC].
AC: KALARE!!!!!!!!!!
Wow.
>Cease being Zoey.
>End Flashback.
You are now a standard third person Ererrator. Hah. What occurred here is crucial. The Mage departs. The protégé enters. She alchemizes a few weapons and other utilities. Then, she asks what to do next. This is where we are now.
>Be Kalare.
You are now one of the elves, sitting on the edge of your Quest Pillar, near your Quest Refugilair. You know what time it is.
It is time for the final battle.
>End Act 4.
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: CO: Pax Azurite the WS Mech
HMAS Victor: Mini IC WS mech
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: Wait for death.
MC Freedom: Below
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 37%
-MC Freedom-
The Victor disappears.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I am really glad that went through. That was absolutely amazing.
@twin: Yeah, super saiyan would bust a fourth wall, remember, Bec Noir did it, and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be able to stand up to an enraged super saiyan. There is the matter of the OP Scale to take into consideration though.
Also, you missed the opportunity to be obnoxious and interpret modpack's attempt to alchemize with java as being with the type of coffee.
Finally, you never responded to that PM of mine...
7/11 for Vita Australi
7/11 for Aquilonem Mors
3/9 for the Magneto Marveller
pionostrife:
Erelye launches Mars and Mercury at the surface of Godcraft, but it is a strenuous effort.
Rounds until Mars impact: 2. rounds until Mercury impact: 3 (twin, make this a thing. It'd be really cool to just have out of nowhere... bam! two planets slam into the battlefield. If not, do something to intercept them. Speaking of which, the debris from Venus being shattered by Tricky should be landing for massive damage to everything on the battlefield)
Erelye prepares to do another transformation, but piono snarls, and Erelye looks down to see Ircucvci in his gut, piono holding it with one hand, and Denito Surrexit in the other.
Forget this.
He pulls Ircucvci out and whirls around as Vriska rushes at him. The two clash blades again and again, then piono brings his knee into Vriska's chest, whirls around, bringing Vriska's blade off sideways, and connecting his elbow with her head, and then swiping Ircucvci in a wide arc, bringing it through her avatar's chest, knocking it back and dealing 5 damage. Hank finally has piono in his sights. He pulls the trigger, piono whirls...
Bullet time.
Piono flashes past Hank. He turns as Hank clutches his side, now with a massive gash going halfway horizontally across his stomach.
gorilla. Not again.
Hank falls over.
Erelye, too wounded to properly pull off his other attacks, launches his dark bolt.
Piono brings up Nocte Consumens...
Which was disabled by Vriska's battle technique.
Piono is blown backwards, taking 3 damage. He stumbles to his feet.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
After that I attempt to arm myself in real life. I also shoot a Mech up with an octet of Crowbars. Not Crowbar-themed d8s, Crowbars.
Hm. I suppose I might as well try to destroy some planets. I quickly shoot a Miniature Green Sun into the path of a planet. Then literally a zillion more. The ensuing detonation consumes the entire battlefield. I really don't know why I keep trying for pyrrhic victories, but the most likely answer is that they're mostly consequence-free due to the complete lack of real mortality.
I then contemplate whether I can use the anti-entity curse that the Godmodder used, seeing as he may be in the slightest bit of danger due to the Arrival and the curse isn't necessarily code-based? Or would it be restricted by the Curse of Repetitiveness, which honestly should apply to itself seeing as it's something being brought in from the last thread.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 4/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 4/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 4/9)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 9/9). Oh yes!
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 5/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 4/11)
I obtain a Nyan Cat large enough to ride and rush in, the Nyan Cat delivering a payload of rainbow-lasers right to Piono's rear end as the tail end of Kalare's attacks go through, then disembark from my loyal and fantastic mount to deliver Piono a slam with the inherent Smithing, Temporal and Fiery powers of Fear No Anvil, hoping that the first of these things screw up his attempts to use his Alchemy-Given powers against me.
The Nyan Cat steed, meanwhile, does a suicidal blitzkreig rush into the EN-Mech, exploding in a furious pulse of rainbow-colored fury right into the chest. His noble sacrifice will never be forgotten.
What does Fluorite Octet && Shengshou 10x10 (10x10x10 Rubik's cube) make?
Fluoroantimonic Acid && M134 Minigun = M134 Acidsprayer (Level 2: 2/3)
27182818 = The e-Machine (Level 2: 2/3) EDIT: Forgot to increment these
I use the Unicoder again, this time to place the words "PewDiePie sucks!" (which is still Unicode, in the Basic Latin block) into the SJ-Mech's speech buffer, causing it to say "PewDiePie sucks!" This results in the Bro Army rushing the SJ-Mech, causing it to take damage from both the physical attacks from the Bro Army and the immaturity of the comments that they are shouting.
Everyone defend themselves! Except have Arthur fling Pherix into the air to damage him.
@Nimble: Only 1 turn left? I don't think thats enough time. Oh well, just try to time it right and run through the spinning thingies.
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Netpatham: Whats a countermeme? I know that a meme is used to reference any idea that propagates through a community similar to a virus. So... it is a counter to what kind of meme? Huh? Binary? Who is that? The one wh0 attacked me?
@fseftr: Oh, you used your own personal magic gem. I'll add another magic gem.
@Nimble: Isn't that rather greedy? Using an AOE heal to heal just your own entity? Both potions used. Again... Who is Binary? Or, Pr0ject B1nary, as you said.
The Terror Spider takes 15 damage to start off. It attacks HarvesteR, dealing a double weakened 7 damage to KrackensBane and applying Icy Toxin specifically to the blade... somehow. HarvesteR infuses a Super Kerbal into its blade, but it is so weak. Someone! Summon something to protect it so it can finish its combo! The Exorcist deals a boosted 9 damage
If you can weaken the spider just a little more, I can finish it off. Just a b1t more, then I can relive my pain.
Bonus Text: You all get together to explain who Binary is to Wilson. He listens intently. Ah... I see... I guess after seeing that my existence is a lie, I can accept anyth1n- eh, I mean, anything. He thinks for a while. So... If this... AI... is going to 1nvade this world... I want to not be cured. I think I can quarantine this shard in my mind. Ever heard the phrase, "hair of the fox that bit you,"? I think that having this will be g0od. I can turn it to my advantage. Trust me! My voice isn't very robotic anymore! I want to try to get something out of this! If I know what to expect, I might not get cr1ppled so easily by its attacks! Do you want to let him, or insist on trying to purge Binary's effects from him? As he looks up pleadingly, you see that his eyes have turned a dark purple.
Enemy Line:
[SHADOW] Terror Spider 105/475 HP (Enraged; Poisoned, 1 turns left;) + Eyes 50/75 HP (closed) - Action: 1
Base attack: 15 Shadow Damage and applies venom to the target
Toxin Spray: Applies venom to all enemies
Toxin Deluge: Applies 3 stacks of venom
Toxic Web: Spends the turn building a poisoned web. The web is nature typed and has 40 HP. While the web is alive, attacking entities have a chance to have venom applied to them.
Toxin Surge: Removes all stacks of venom on the target and deals all the them venom's remaining damage to the target instantly.
Flurry of Blows: Targets every poisoned entity, dealing 10 Shadow damage and refilling the Venom timer(s).
Split Venom: Applies 2 venom stacks to 2 enemies.
Venoms: Foul Toxin: deals 4 Shadow damage per turn for 3 turns
Crippling Toxin: Deals 2 Nature damage per turn for 4 turns and weakens the target's attacks.
Icy Toxin: Deals 3 Cold damage per turn for 4 turns.
Burning Toxin: Deals 5 Fire damage per turn for 2 turns.
Venoms can stack. I'll add more random toxins if this is too easy.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 9/40 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 1/12? HP (Icy Toxin 3 turns left) - Action: 2 (Gerbil's; Icy Toxin 1 turn left, Crippling Toxin 1 turn left)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 50/50 HP - Action: 3 (Blue's)
Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
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[NEU] Wilson 13/40 HP (brewing panaceas, 2 turns left)
Panaceas: 3 left. (cures one entity of all poisoned or venom status effects)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x0 - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1 - We're actually running a little low on them...
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
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There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
/rp I suppose.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I glance over at the Control Core Tank, then look back to the mechs. The drone I'm controlling sparks, sprouting huge wings of gray energy and flying into the air, wielding a significantly bigger version of the Pomson 9000. "Ever heard of Pandora's Box? Well, you don't want to open THAT one." I say, indicating to the Control Core Tank.
The remains of the Rancid Cheese Wedge warp, as the corruption that was taking it over gathers itself together, but promptly gets eaten by a Mechroa tendril.
The Titanic Lunar Knight continues attacking the SJ-Mech.
Dreamscape: I step forward, consuming an Energy gem to power my armor, and cycling through a bundle of elements.
Manifestation of Engie: [80/80 HP] [10/10 armor] Passive: Damage increases by 5 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 20 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Let's try this: Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = ??? (???, 1/?)
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 6/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 5/11)
I don't let up on Piono, even if at some point I was blown away, blown up, kicked back, mauled, or some other form of usually-incapacitating blow. I will not relent! I get the Koopa Candyslayer's Auto-Pilot to cover me, peppering Piono relentlessly with loads of candy-based explosives from another angle, while I simultaneously rush in with Caledfwlch and The Man Ender, using the latter's limited teleport feature to close the gap and dodge any projectiles attempting to intercept me.
I also take the Irate Scherzo and do some very literal Orchestral Bombing on the EN-Mech.
=CHARGE=
-10 / ???-
-2 / 3- Electro's Gun
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I use the SACRED POOLBALLS.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Withervis Stave 3/6
I flash-step behind the SJ-Mech, and impale it with a solidified Tentacular Grimvapor composed of Nightmare Fuel fumes, accompanied by a strike from Fill 'Em with Midnight.
Pionostrife:
I glance down, seeing the blade sticking out of my chest.
In all seriousness, I have already been stabbed in the exact same position by Quen-Athar. So, not nearly as painful. Still, I collapse to the floor, a mixture of the mutated neural gland chemicals in my blood corroding Ircucvci. Reaching for the Hazel Wand, I fire the blast.
Then, I stand up, blood dripping freely onto the floor. At this point, it would be best I got back into the groove of things. I proceed to flash-step over the place like an utter madman, the occasional glint of the Hazel Wand appearing. No more holding back, I suppose. Instantly, Piono is coated in a searingly painful array of pulsating navy/violet/black aura, the energy swiftly burning into his alchemical power. Regardless of the outcome of the attack, I continue to flash-step, Green Sun-teleport, and timestep across the place, alternating between the three in a seemingly irrational, completely untraceable pattern. Then, I arc the Hazel Wand down slightly, and it metamorphoses into the innocuous version of it. What appears to be a modified Caledfwlch, quite a bit longer, lighter, and less broad, to suit my abilities. It is still the sharpest thing currently in existence, though.
Flash-stepping into the fray between Vriska and Piono, I get off a few precision strikes in a style utterly unknown to all present. It is not from Vetas, technically. It is the method my Guardian taught me some three loä ago, before the... never mind. You know what happened. Anyway, the point is that when the blade strikes Piono, I let off a large amount of Green Sun energy within it, frying the insides of Piono. And electrocuting him, as well as causing a few of his blood cells to burst, giving Piono an aneurism. Regardless, each individual strike is spread out far in between the others, as I flash-step around, my blood staining the floor around us all slightly as I try to avoid hitting Tazz and Vriska whilst keeping an eye on Piono. At this point, I pulse a large amount of majyyk through the bodies of Tazz and Vriska, empowering them. I stop any elemental assaults towards the former and latter with The White Ring.
Dear me. I have just noticed how long-winded I am. Wow.
Fluorite Octet && Shengshou 10x10 (2/?)
Fluoroantimonic Acid && M134 Minigun = M134 Acidsprayer (3/3) Complete!
27182818 = The e-Machine (3/3) Complete!
I decide to test what the Godmodder's virus can do.
TEST 1: MALWAREBYTES
I run Malwarebytes Anti-Malware and run a full scan.
TEST 2: OPENING THE CASE
I buy another Minecraft account FOR SCIENCE and install Minecraft on my separate virus testing computer. I try to open the case of my virus testing computer.
TEST 3: DELETING SYSTEM32
I delete system32 on my virus testing computer.
TEST 4: DELETING .MINECRAFT
I delete the .minecraft folder on my virus testing computer.
TEST 5: OTHER VIRUSES
I run Gruel (renders the computer useless), Bumerang (payload of CIH without the timer), Maldal (fills computer with useless files), Sasser (you probably already know what this does), Conficker (this one too) and Arcticbomb (deletes as many files as it can when run) all at once on my virus testing computer.
Fluorite Octet && Shengshou 10x10 (3/?)
New: M134 Acidsprayer && Ununoctium-294 (1/?)
I join in with the font throwing by throwing my designs for Bradley Brush Comic Papyrus Curlz Script of a Hobo (the worst parts of Bradley Hand ITC, Brush Script MT, Comic Sans, Papyrus, Hobo, Curlz MT, and Birth of a Hero combined into a single font) at the SJ-Mech. The sheer terribleness of the font leads to the SJ-Mech's visual sensors and central processing unit taking damage.
I charge a 3/3 Attack! 1/3
Thanks for supporting the class system, anyhow.
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution: 29/50
Orbit Control: 4/50
I use Chivalrous Chop on the healthiest vulnerable PG entity to hope to cut it down to size.
Sword Damage: 81K/250K (2/4, 2/3)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...