I Forge's Light the EN-Mech, but I put my shots towards his various extremities, or "ends". This includes his arms, legs, head, and...any other things sticking out of its body.
I quickly use all of my planetpops in an amazing combo attack against Piono, then hit him with another blast from the Twitchy Staff regardless of whether the planetpops worked. This should probably kill him, and if he's already dead then I do that to a Mech.
I also attempt to find a way to hurt the Godmodder. To do this I park an inconspicuous cannon in front of him, then load a hundred Magic Cue Balls in. I then attempt to shoot a Mech, and predictable results ensue, namely the Magic Cue Balls exploding. I also attempt to recreate his fabulous cape.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 5/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 5/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 5/9)
8/11 for Vita Australi
8/11 for Aquilonem Mors
4/9 for the Magneto Marveller
pionostrife:
Tazz rushes in with a rainbow Nyan, unleashing a barrage of lasers. piono flash-steps his way around the lasers and as tazz comes down with his hammers, piono brings out his, smashing Terra Firma into tazz with a sweeping blow, but tazz retaliates with a sudden rain of candy-themed explosives. Piono pulls out Lex Ordinis, and the air crystalizes, blocking all the projectiles, and as tazz rushes in, he too gets a taste of piono's sword, this time from behind when piono out teleports him with Nulla Stella, and then erelye's shadow attack hits.
Without Nocte Consumens, piono is not able to control shadows...
But he still has Deum Lucem.
The shadows attempting to consume piono are blown away by a blinding light. Piono pulls out Denito Surrexit to catch erelye, but stops when Vriska charges him again. This time he doesn't stop to spar with her. He brings down Deum Lucem... and whirls around, Denito Surrexit still in his off-hand empowering his reaction time, smashing Deum Lucem into erelye, knocking him away once again, dodging under Vriska's blow, and twisting to connect his off hand with Vriska's head. Exedo glows with dark energy, and Vriska's character, knocked back again, crumples to the ground, covered in swirling purple energy. piono is beginning to look slightly winded...
insert brings down the first planet pop on piono's head. piono goes down to one health. Insert raises the twitchy staff to finish off piono... piono seems to... fizzle slightly... and insert is hit from behind with an arrow from Superosque by one of piono's time clones. The thirteen pionos ring themselves into a circle.
Each one pulls out Ultimatum.
Its... Time... to... *cough* end this.
All thirteen guns begin revving up...
One way or another. The strife ends now.
Darn right it's over. Just not how you expected. I reveal that in fact every time I ever failed to hurt you was in fact a magnificent distaction from the real goal: slowly setting up a subtle, yet ever present arsenal on the Freedom. This fact suddenly strikes you, hitting with the force of a Crowbar, Uranium's Umbrage, a set of Trickster troll weapons, a bunch of Revenges, and like 11 octets of magical dice. You then proceed to die in an incredibly anticlimactic manner, yet still one presided over with a tremendous amount of flair. I then pick up the Emerald Nova if it's anywhere nearby and smash your head in with the Green Sun on its top. If no Nova is available I simply substitute the Twitchy Staff instead.
After that I reconfigure the homing spell to direct the weapons to punch through a Mech, and then use Generic Storm in the form of a GREEN SUN. (I put Miniature Green Suns in them and fused them together.)
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 6/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 6/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 6/9)
\/ Chronal lock, homing spell, tiny rockets and amazing camouflage.
/quicknull:
insert, just telling you this so you can fix that above post of yours...
The MC Freedom died several rounds ago. The strife is currently taking place on the ground near the mechs.
I decide to hold a funeral for the many, many, many, many noobs who have been slain in this fight. I respect of their sacrifice, I elect for a 999,999,999,999,999 gun + arcum dei salute. They're all aimed at the EN-Mech.
I forgeThe metallic figure forges Magnetic Ore ~ Iron Furnace
Helium-3 Mining: 10/10
All of a sudden, a Space Capsule (garage part) floats down from the sky on parachutes. When it hits the ground, its hatch opens, and I emerge holding a Helium-3 Cannister! Now all I need is for the Magnetic Ore to finish smelting...
The black dot comes closer to the ground. It now resembles a space capsule, much like Orion. Two small white parachutes deploy, stabilizing its fall. Then they detach, and three giant ones unfurl.
The figure looks out at the Battlefield. From its vantage point in the sky, it can see the blasted and chaotic landscape in great detail. It's funny, isn't it? Just a couple of minutes ago, it was enduring a reentry that no sane person would attempt in only a capsule, and now it was just gazing at a plain.
The capsule drifted downward slowly. It eventually splashed into a lake. It stood there, floating, for one minute. Then the hatch opened, and the black figure emerged, holding a giant tank of what appeared to be gas. It was home. Finally. After a week of traveling, after a heat-pounding descent. Home. All that just for some Helium 3. Then it realized something. It had player powers. It could have just pulled the Helium-3 out of thin air. YOU [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] IDIOT!
STORYEDIT: I'm done with the space quest. An exercise in futility.
Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = ??? (???, 2/?)
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 7/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 6/11)
OK, that's it. I'm really tired of these games!
I use Endure and focus all of Kalare's empowerment into the move, forcing myself to survive and stand my ground at 1 HP no matter how hard Piono pushes me or my attacks away with his Godmodding. Yes, it's Godmodding at this point, and very blatant Godmodding at that. Not even crossed out. It's too blatant. I get the Godmodder's attention at all of Piono's now-blatant Godmodding, by yelling into the Srkillex Drop about this from the center of the circle. I mean, LOOK AT THIS GUY! My hope here is that he'll attack Piono out of the implied challenge of using Godmodding right in front of him. Or at least direct the Meches to Piono to attack in his place hopefully using any available specials on him, which, considering we're now on the ground, Piono has no way of avoiding. Just in case, I also mention that Piono's been hoarding Popcorn behind his back for Project Nexus, managing to say my message over the roar of all 13 Ultimatums.
Regardless of the success of my convincing, I then roll the Combatdice of Zillydub at my feet and step on them to decide the roll without looking at the results, forcing the attack through and preventing Piono from just shooting/blowing/shaking/Godmodding the dice away.
/\ You promptly injure your delicate feet on the slightly pointy dice, regardless of whether or not you are wearing shoes, then piono blows you away along with the dice or something.
Also, now that I've cooled down a bit and have a slightly calmer perspective, I suppose that the real issue is that we never actively expect entities to dodge something, and if something doesn't hit it's a bit annoying. Compound that with something that's ridiculously hard to hit and dodges near-everything, and it's likely to drive someone into a rage quite efficiently, when something should be within your reach, yet dangles ever so slightly outside of it.
/bluh
This isn't just mind control! It looks like the structure of minds are physically being manipulated! Their memories, altered! If true, this is something that I don't think any race has a counterattack for...
The Godmodder thinks for a microsecond about helping you, and then the void of common sense takes over and he punches you in the face! Helping a player get OFF of GodCraft? No way! That goes completely against his world view! Besides, if the forces of Earth want him, they're going to have to fight him. He's perfectly capable of taking them down. He's an Omega+ Tier Godmodder!
Your army will do that.
The majority of the players on GodCraft don't believe you and dismiss you as a fraud, since not many of them know the exact identities of the Players of the Battlefield! Some do, but only a vocal minority... Additionally, the only resource pack allowed on the server (and the only one currently set on all Minecraft computers besides default) is one that replaces all textures with the Godmodder's face! He has also set every Minecraft computer so that no mods, resource packs, or plugins can be downloaded to anyone's computer!
It remains to be seen whether or not the players uphold the peace treaty...
==PMing the Godmodder==
>>Richard Persson, this is a serious matter. Binary has ABSOLUTE SUPERIORITY OVER ANY ENVRIONMENT THAT IS CODING-BASED. I don't think ANYONE can defeat him here!
>>Plus I'm not a player, merely an AI summoned by one, and all I want is the capability to send a clone of myself off-server to attempt to keep the status quo. All I can do at this point, unfortunately. Being a computer-based life form has its perks, but this is one of its downsides: I cannot get near to Binary without attracting notice on the network...
>>Sincerely, HEX.
==Battlefield chat==
>>Remember when I said I was outputting a countermeme? Unfortunately, I lied slightly. It was a glyph that installed a shield against outside impulses in your neurons into your brain. There is nothing I can do at present to undo the manipulation except place an equally strong countercompulsion on you. This has to be consensual though.
>>[Y/N]?
]>>New Automated Responder Initialized.
>>At least I had time to get it taken care of before it felt natural, as evidenced by Wilson.
==Chat with summoning player==
>>This looks bad. Very bad. Prepare for the worst.
>>Hold on. WHATEVER YOU DO RIGHT NOW DO NOT DISCONNECT FROM GODCRAFT.
>>Sending data.
*the screen goes crazy for a good few minutes as HEX sends a copy of himself out over the Minecraft client connection, then bounces back and onto the Internet.*
>>All right, I'm out. Wish me luck.
<*player name here*>Good luck out there. Keep clear of viruses and the NSA.
>>Indeed. Good thing my OS is completely foreign. What with the magix.
<………>You think that will help?
>>I'm not pinning my hopes on it, let's put it that way.
==Battlefield==
>>Omega-2: Start producing completely different robots with which to fight the evil members of the Conclave if necessary. With all 3,000 fabrication bays. Each of them unique. Each of them ready to act. Each of them entirely based off of magic, not code. They stand at the ready. Probably to be game-mastered out of existence, but what are desperate moves for, if not failing utterly and requiring innovative thinking?
>>Omega-2 Battalion: Hold positions.
>>Loading instant weapons. All weapons that can do damage instantly and might be useful are loaded.
>>………They're opening a portal. I might be able to get something out if I move fast enough.
>>A thaumic construct positions itself in such a way that it can immediately remove itself through the portal.
==PM to Erelye==
>>I am not the IDMG, I merely work with an alternate-universe them. One that is slightly more competent than the one from here, if my data-gathering is correct, because there's not a similar version of myself here. I don't particularly like this version myself, they seem rather like bumbling idiots. At most. Good grief, they still don't know how to handle eldritch monstrosities? WHY IS THERE A COMPUTER RUNNING MICROSOFT BOB ON THEIR NETWORK?!?!?!
>>Yeaighagh....I can see why you don't like them.
>>Rest assured we are much more competent in the alt-universe. At least until the in-character GM there decided to manifest and pull a rocks fall everyone dies scenario to attempt to set things straight, at which point things went...Shall we say downhill, if the hill was a cliff. Some things we just haven't had too much of a chance to encounter and formulate procedures for. Like, for instance, someone running an unknown program, inside an SBURB session, that opens portals en masse to this place the real GM calls In-Between. That, everyone is still working out. Apparently the Doctor(s) have managed to close a grand total of one so far.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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The Blood Moon 4/7
Withervis Stave 4/6
Pionostrife:
I cease my flash-movement. Also, you should note, Piono, that my auric attack was in no way shadow-related. It does not change the outcome, but I feel I should inform you of this.
End this? You are going to regret your decisions for many millennia after we slay you here. Regardless of your lifespan. I have my ways.
At that, the Hazel Wand transforms back into a wand. At this point, I realize I am not going to be the one to slay him; likely Hank, Vriska, or perhaps Tricky. Still, I shall attempt to. I pull out the Warded Soul Jar as well. An eternity in utter oblivion, they say. I should feel remorse. But then, I cannot say I will not be glad for other reasons; Piono was never remarkable for olfactory immaculateness. In a singular motion, I activate a variety of devices stored in the myriad sections of hammerspace. Immediately, the area around the Piono-s suffers excessive electromagnetic activity, disabling any- and all -electronics or electricity-relative devices on the Piono-s. Next, all velocity/motion relative weaponry, such as any and all guns of any kind, as well as all forms of the sorcery befitting of... elementalists, are utterly sterilized by another bit of esoteric sorcery completely separate from any form of element any of you could recognize. Directly afterwards, I use the Spare Tentacle on the main Piono, holding him in place with no regard for obscene Godmodding. At the very least, you will have to give me a very long essay on how you managed to block the Spoil. At this point, I, if I am meant to slay Piono, and not another, skewer him directly through the heart with the infinitely sharp and precise tip of the Hazel Wand, keeping up all destabilization wards. Then, I allow some of my blood, still dripping from the area in my chest, to pool into my hand. Raising it into the air, I begin muttering with a tone and speed of voice unprecedentedly swift and portentous - minacious, even. With speed befitting of a master of the occult and all forms of sorcery, I expedite the death of Piono via Negotium perambulans in tenebris. No, it has nothing to do with tenebrae. In all actuality, it is aqua fortis. This fluid is decanted onto the epidermis of Piono. I hope you know what aqua fortis is. You know, HNO3? Well, not merely aqua fortis. There are several grams of fluoroantimonic acid, as well as a gram and a half of Polonium 210. In short, the most corrosive and radioactive substances in the universe are currently in contact with Piono. If this miraculously slays Piono, I trap his soul in the Warded Soul Jar, and convert it to essentia.
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Whaaa..? Not healable? But you said earlier that the DoT is healable! ._. w/e its obvious that you want NOT A SINGLE army to survive, probably for plot reasons.
Recreating the Master Emerald... 8/11
Potion of Sunshine OOO Glowstone dust = Potent Potion of Sunshine 1/2
Potion of Moonshine OOO Redstone dust = Extended Potion of Moonshine 1/2
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 12/25 (+2 from TT2000)
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 12/25 (+2 from TT2000)
+2 to TT2000
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 9)
I unleash the nucelar elementalbows 7 charges into the EN-Mech!
Army: The multi power suit leaves the army! Its a single entity now... the rest suicide rushes the WS-Mech!
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: Use spoil on the WS Mech
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 41%
-Dreamscape-
I really doubt this is even you saying this.
I insist you let the exorcist do his thing.
I doubt you, or rather, Binary, are going to agree.
But I'll do it by force if I have to.
It's for your own good.
-Pionostrife-
If any non-Piono (and Tricky) participants check their inventory or etc., they will find that a potion has appeared in it. Tied to each of them is a note from Blue, "Good luck with your strife. I made it myself, so good luck with the potion too. It's supposed to heal you, but it may very well paralyse you for half an hour or so. Eh. "
I give the godmodder his own personal tsundere girlfriend, whose physical appearance takes after "Godmoddera" from a specific fanfic. The lady continuously wallops the godmodder in increasingly painful ways over and over, and by the rules of the story the godmodder is forced to accept the punishment.
38/50 The Queen
3/25 Health Care Package
3/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Playing metal to get the Sangheilos Alliato headbang.... in front of a concrete wall.
> K4yne: Telling the Sangheilos Alliance a bedtime story and then tucking them into a cozy little grave where i bury them alive.
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 5/11)
I realize something. My body is essentially an item. It's just a bunch of nanomachines compiled together into a form that looks like a slightly buffer Zer0 with a weird emerald thing stuck in his chest. Using this knowledge I return to the Alchemiter and place My Body && Molecular Voider into the machine. Although, this wouldn't have an item name, but rather it would just be me.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 19/35
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 6/15
Ascension to the Embodiment of Chaos and Entropy (Level 5: 1/6)
I throw a large school bus at an AG.
Meanwhile, Serpent slowly creeps around the deck of the ship. A strange man is piloting it...
Oh no
I hit the EN-MECH with a lead pipe.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I Forge's Light the EN-Mech, but I put my shots towards his various extremities, or "ends". This includes his arms, legs, head, and...any other things sticking out of its body.
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I also attempt to find a way to hurt the Godmodder. To do this I park an inconspicuous cannon in front of him, then load a hundred Magic Cue Balls in. I then attempt to shoot a Mech, and predictable results ensue, namely the Magic Cue Balls exploding. I also attempt to recreate his fabulous cape.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 5/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 5/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 5/9)
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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=CHARGE=
-11 / ???-
-3 / 3- Electro's Gun -> COMPLETE!
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly smack ALL THE MECHS with a FRYING PAN.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
8/11 for Aquilonem Mors
4/9 for the Magneto Marveller
pionostrife:
Tazz rushes in with a rainbow Nyan, unleashing a barrage of lasers. piono flash-steps his way around the lasers and as tazz comes down with his hammers, piono brings out his, smashing Terra Firma into tazz with a sweeping blow, but tazz retaliates with a sudden rain of candy-themed explosives. Piono pulls out Lex Ordinis, and the air crystalizes, blocking all the projectiles, and as tazz rushes in, he too gets a taste of piono's sword, this time from behind when piono out teleports him with Nulla Stella, and then erelye's shadow attack hits.
Without Nocte Consumens, piono is not able to control shadows...
But he still has Deum Lucem.
The shadows attempting to consume piono are blown away by a blinding light. Piono pulls out Denito Surrexit to catch erelye, but stops when Vriska charges him again. This time he doesn't stop to spar with her. He brings down Deum Lucem... and whirls around, Denito Surrexit still in his off-hand empowering his reaction time, smashing Deum Lucem into erelye, knocking him away once again, dodging under Vriska's blow, and twisting to connect his off hand with Vriska's head. Exedo glows with dark energy, and Vriska's character, knocked back again, crumples to the ground, covered in swirling purple energy. piono is beginning to look slightly winded...
insert brings down the first planet pop on piono's head. piono goes down to one health. Insert raises the twitchy staff to finish off piono... piono seems to... fizzle slightly... and insert is hit from behind with an arrow from Superosque by one of piono's time clones. The thirteen pionos ring themselves into a circle.
Each one pulls out Ultimatum.
Its... Time... to... *cough* end this.
All thirteen guns begin revving up...
One way or another. The strife ends now.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
After that I reconfigure the homing spell to direct the weapons to punch through a Mech, and then use Generic Storm in the form of a GREEN SUN. (I put Miniature Green Suns in them and fused them together.)
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 6/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 6/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 6/9)
\/ Chronal lock, homing spell, tiny rockets and amazing camouflage.
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insert, just telling you this so you can fix that above post of yours...
The MC Freedom died several rounds ago. The strife is currently taking place on the ground near the mechs.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I decide to hold a funeral for the many, many, many, many noobs who have been slain in this fight. I respect of their sacrifice, I elect for a 999,999,999,999,999 gun + arcum dei salute. They're all aimed at the EN-Mech.
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I forgeThe metallic figure forges Magnetic Ore ~ Iron FurnaceHelium-3 Mining: 10/10
All of a sudden, a Space Capsule (garage part) floats down from the sky on parachutes. When it hits the ground, its hatch opens, and I emerge holding a Helium-3 Cannister! Now all I need is for the Magnetic Ore to finish smelting...The black dot comes closer to the ground. It now resembles a space capsule, much like Orion. Two small white parachutes deploy, stabilizing its fall. Then they detach, and three giant ones unfurl.
The figure looks out at the Battlefield. From its vantage point in the sky, it can see the blasted and chaotic landscape in great detail. It's funny, isn't it? Just a couple of minutes ago, it was enduring a reentry that no sane person would attempt in only a capsule, and now it was just gazing at a plain.
The capsule drifted downward slowly. It eventually splashed into a lake. It stood there, floating, for one minute. Then the hatch opened, and the black figure emerged, holding a giant tank of what appeared to be gas. It was home. Finally. After a week of traveling, after a heat-pounding descent. Home. All that just for some Helium 3. Then it realized something. It had player powers. It could have just pulled the Helium-3 out of thin air. YOU [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] IDIOT!
STORYEDIT: I'm done with the space quest. An exercise in futility.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 7/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 6/11)
OK, that's it. I'm really tired of these games!
I use Endure and focus all of Kalare's empowerment into the move, forcing myself to survive and stand my ground at 1 HP no matter how hard Piono pushes me or my attacks away with his Godmodding. Yes, it's Godmodding at this point, and very blatant Godmodding at that. Not even crossed out. It's too blatant. I get the Godmodder's attention at all of Piono's now-blatant Godmodding, by yelling into the Srkillex Drop about this from the center of the circle. I mean, LOOK AT THIS GUY! My hope here is that he'll attack Piono out of the implied challenge of using Godmodding right in front of him. Or at least direct the Meches to Piono to attack in his place hopefully using any available specials on him, which, considering we're now on the ground, Piono has no way of avoiding. Just in case, I also mention that Piono's been hoarding Popcorn behind his back for Project Nexus, managing to say my message over the roar of all 13 Ultimatums.
Regardless of the success of my convincing, I then roll the Combatdice of Zillydub at my feet and step on them to decide the roll without looking at the results, forcing the attack through and preventing Piono from just shooting/blowing/shaking/Godmodding the dice away.
Also, now that I've cooled down a bit and have a slightly calmer perspective, I suppose that the real issue is that we never actively expect entities to dodge something, and if something doesn't hit it's a bit annoying. Compound that with something that's ridiculously hard to hit and dodges near-everything, and it's likely to drive someone into a rage quite efficiently, when something should be within your reach, yet dangles ever so slightly outside of it.
/bluh
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==PMing the Godmodder==
>>Richard Persson, this is a serious matter. Binary has ABSOLUTE SUPERIORITY OVER ANY ENVRIONMENT THAT IS CODING-BASED. I don't think ANYONE can defeat him here!
>>Plus I'm not a player, merely an AI summoned by one, and all I want is the capability to send a clone of myself off-server to attempt to keep the status quo. All I can do at this point, unfortunately. Being a computer-based life form has its perks, but this is one of its downsides: I cannot get near to Binary without attracting notice on the network...
>>Sincerely, HEX.
==Battlefield chat==
>>Remember when I said I was outputting a countermeme? Unfortunately, I lied slightly. It was a glyph that installed a shield against outside impulses in your neurons into your brain. There is nothing I can do at present to undo the manipulation except place an equally strong countercompulsion on you. This has to be consensual though.
>>[Y/N]?
]>>New Automated Responder Initialized.
>>At least I had time to get it taken care of before it felt natural, as evidenced by Wilson.
==Chat with summoning player==
>>This looks bad. Very bad. Prepare for the worst.
>>Hold on. WHATEVER YOU DO RIGHT NOW DO NOT DISCONNECT FROM GODCRAFT.
>>Sending data.
*the screen goes crazy for a good few minutes as HEX sends a copy of himself out over the Minecraft client connection, then bounces back and onto the Internet.*
>>All right, I'm out. Wish me luck.
<*player name here*>Good luck out there. Keep clear of viruses and the NSA.
>>Indeed. Good thing my OS is completely foreign. What with the magix.
<………>You think that will help?
>>I'm not pinning my hopes on it, let's put it that way.
==Battlefield==
>>Omega-2: Start producing completely different robots with which to fight the evil members of the Conclave if necessary. With all 3,000 fabrication bays. Each of them unique. Each of them ready to act. Each of them entirely based off of magic, not code. They stand at the ready. Probably to be game-mastered out of existence, but what are desperate moves for, if not failing utterly and requiring innovative thinking?
>>Omega-2 Battalion: Hold positions.
>>Loading instant weapons. All weapons that can do damage instantly and might be useful are loaded.
>>………They're opening a portal. I might be able to get something out if I move fast enough.
>>A thaumic construct positions itself in such a way that it can immediately remove itself through the portal.
==PM to Erelye==
>>I am not the IDMG, I merely work with an alternate-universe them. One that is slightly more competent than the one from here, if my data-gathering is correct, because there's not a similar version of myself here. I don't particularly like this version myself, they seem rather like bumbling idiots. At most. Good grief, they still don't know how to handle eldritch monstrosities? WHY IS THERE A COMPUTER RUNNING MICROSOFT BOB ON THEIR NETWORK?!?!?!
>>Yeaighagh....I can see why you don't like them.
>>Rest assured we are much more competent in the alt-universe. At least until the in-character GM there decided to manifest and pull a rocks fall everyone dies scenario to attempt to set things straight, at which point things went...Shall we say downhill, if the hill was a cliff. Some things we just haven't had too much of a chance to encounter and formulate procedures for. Like, for instance, someone running an unknown program, inside an SBURB session, that opens portals en masse to this place the real GM calls In-Between. That, everyone is still working out. Apparently the Doctor(s) have managed to close a grand total of one so far.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Withervis Stave 4/6
Pionostrife:
I cease my flash-movement. Also, you should note, Piono, that my auric attack was in no way shadow-related. It does not change the outcome, but I feel I should inform you of this.
End this? You are going to regret your decisions for many millennia after we slay you here. Regardless of your lifespan. I have my ways.
At that, the Hazel Wand transforms back into a wand. At this point, I realize I am not going to be the one to slay him; likely Hank, Vriska, or perhaps Tricky. Still, I shall attempt to. I pull out the Warded Soul Jar as well. An eternity in utter oblivion, they say. I should feel remorse. But then, I cannot say I will not be glad for other reasons; Piono was never remarkable for olfactory immaculateness. In a singular motion, I activate a variety of devices stored in the myriad sections of hammerspace. Immediately, the area around the Piono-s suffers excessive electromagnetic activity, disabling any- and all -electronics or electricity-relative devices on the Piono-s. Next, all velocity/motion relative weaponry, such as any and all guns of any kind, as well as all forms of the sorcery befitting of... elementalists, are utterly sterilized by another bit of esoteric sorcery completely separate from any form of element any of you could recognize. Directly afterwards, I use the Spare Tentacle on the main Piono, holding him in place with no regard for obscene Godmodding. At the very least, you will have to give me a very long essay on how you managed to block the Spoil. At this point, I, if I am meant to slay Piono, and not another, skewer him directly through the heart with the infinitely sharp and precise tip of the Hazel Wand, keeping up all destabilization wards. Then, I allow some of my blood, still dripping from the area in my chest, to pool into my hand. Raising it into the air, I begin muttering with a tone and speed of voice unprecedentedly swift and portentous - minacious, even. With speed befitting of a master of the occult and all forms of sorcery, I expedite the death of Piono via Negotium perambulans in tenebris. No, it has nothing to do with tenebrae. In all actuality, it is aqua fortis. This fluid is decanted onto the epidermis of Piono. I hope you know what aqua fortis is. You know, HNO3? Well, not merely aqua fortis. There are several grams of fluoroantimonic acid, as well as a gram and a half of Polonium 210. In short, the most corrosive and radioactive substances in the universe are currently in contact with Piono. If this miraculously slays Piono, I trap his soul in the Warded Soul Jar, and convert it to essentia.
Recreating the Master Emerald... 8/11
Potion of Sunshine OOO Glowstone dust = Potent Potion of Sunshine 1/2
Potion of Moonshine OOO Redstone dust = Extended Potion of Moonshine 1/2
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 12/25 (+2 from TT2000)
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 12/25 (+2 from TT2000)
+2 to TT2000
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 9)
I unleash the nucelar elementalbows 7 charges into the EN-Mech!
Army: The multi power suit leaves the army! Its a single entity now... the rest suicide rushes the WS-Mech!
INVENTORY
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: Use spoil on the WS Mech
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 41%
-Dreamscape-
I really doubt this is even you saying this.
I insist you let the exorcist do his thing.
I doubt you, or rather, Binary, are going to agree.
But I'll do it by force if I have to.
It's for your own good.
-Pionostrife-
If any non-Piono (and Tricky) participants check their inventory or etc., they will find that a potion has appeared in it. Tied to each of them is a note from Blue, "Good luck with your strife. I made it myself, so good luck with the potion too. It's supposed to heal you, but it may very well paralyse you for half an hour or so. Eh. "
I give the godmodder his own personal tsundere girlfriend, whose physical appearance takes after "Godmoddera" from a specific fanfic. The lady continuously wallops the godmodder in increasingly painful ways over and over, and by the rules of the story the godmodder is forced to accept the punishment.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
3/25 Health Care Package
3/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Playing metal to get the Sangheilos Alliato headbang.... in front of a concrete wall.
> K4yne: Telling the Sangheilos Alliance a bedtime story and then tucking them into a cozy little grave where i bury them alive.
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 5/11)
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Strange Hippocrates 451 / Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, ???
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I realize something. My body is essentially an item. It's just a bunch of nanomachines compiled together into a form that looks like a slightly buffer Zer0 with a weird emerald thing stuck in his chest. Using this knowledge I return to the Alchemiter and place My Body && Molecular Voider into the machine. Although, this wouldn't have an item name, but rather it would just be me.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 19/35
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 6/15
Ascension to the Embodiment of Chaos and Entropy (Level 5: 1/6)
He scream
Potion of Sunshine OOO Glowstone dust = Potent Potion of Sunshine 2/2
Potion of Moonshine OOO Redstone dust = Extended Potion of Moonshine 2/2
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 14/25 (+1 from TT2000)
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 14/25 (+1 from TT2000)
+2 to TT2000
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 10)
I call a thunderstorm to strike down onto the mechs!
INVENTORY