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==One Update Ago==
Hey HEX, do you have any input on this...Mojang just got kicked out of the Counteroperation for working on Minecraft, which makes no, wait, no...Seems reasonable...Why did I type this?

>>Oh dear. This does not bode well. Mass mental manipulation. Major issue. Developing countermeme....

==This message broadcast into all player chat boxes==

>> *collection of symbols*

>>You have been exposed to counter-memetic Alpha-Seven-Three-Zero Cerebellum in an attempt to avoid mass manipulation by what is most likely a plot originating from members of the Conclave. Re-exposure will continue at regular intervals as needed until cessation of attempted manipulation.

==Battlefield chat==

>>This does not bode well. We need to figure out what exactly is happening in the Conclave. NOW. Because something is messing with player brains out there.

((Yes, that expended an action.))

>>All right, Godmodder, I think we may have a common cause for once. I want to get to the bottom of this Conclave mess, and you don't want them to fix your virus. We can collaborate on that, if you can provide me with a conduit to get off the server and on to the Internet. This would work if ANYONE could, really, though, so if anyone has a way to get me from here to there, please do tell.

>>Meanwhile, I suppose my army will take a defensive position and produce shielding.

>>...Hmm. Given current Conclave members, if they were to mount an attack without Binary, whose powers will nullify any counterattack really...EMPs, cloaking devices, fire weaponry, something to disrupt hard-light constructs....Anti-laser measures...Things to knock over turrets. Telekill, possibly...Or maybe...Yes, countermemetics might just do it. Embedded in a resource pack, in the cursor. *begins development and production*
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>>Oh dear, a surprise.
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==Right Now==
==Global Chat==
>>Ahem. This is an emergency announcement.
>>It has been determined that the Conclave, or specifically Binary, is manipulating...As far as is known, everyone. It has further been determined that there is most likely a plan in place that involves the utilization of Bill Cipher's powers of mental manipulation, most likely given to Binary in some form of deal, to nefarious intent. I hereby request we prepare for an imminent invasion by a hostile force. Quite literally hostile, even. It is probable that further strife between PG, AG, and N furthers their aims and I ask you all to abstain from fighting until the Arrival occurs in the interests of our safety.

>>I have developed a resource pack intended to counteract the powers currently wielded by Binary, which is currently being sent to Richard in the hopes that he will set it to recommended.

>>There are weapons currently in development that will hopefully be able to neutralize the known abilities of the members of the Counteroperation, but it is unknown if Binary can be defeated at this time.

>>Repeat: I request a cessation of hostilities while we determine whether or not the Counteroperation is truly as benevolent as it seems.

*this repeats every 10 minutes*

... The anticipation's pretty dead right now. On that note I ask the Cue Ball whether it knows how to manufacture an anti-mind control device, an interdimensional portal, and a delicious bag of popcorn. I then act on its advice and make those things, giving the Godmodder the popcorn, and giving IRL me the anti-mind control device.
I then attempt to set up a way to shoot the Magic Cue Ball from the Magnum of Zillydeud remotely to avoid getting killed by Scratch again, given that that bullet would reasonably be as powerful as that of the Deudly Magnum, and fire it straight through the weakest mech. I then set up an amazing mirror array and place the Miniature Green Sun into it, condensing its light into a white-hot RADIOACTIVE LASERBEAM, firing a ridiculous amount of photons at Golden Freddy.
EDIT: Oh hey it's done. I quickly take out an Insta-Party, set it up at the coordinates the Magic Cue Ball tells me the Arrival is set to happen at, and attempt to politely greet the Arrival forces. With a Reckoning as the background. I don't know why, but I suspect the Godmodder.
Dome Octet 3/9
Cal Octet 3/9
Crowbar Octet 3/9
GODOF4LL 1/?? Omega Armor, if I remember correctly.

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... The anticipation's pretty dead right now.
Dome Octet 3/9
Cal Octet 3/9
Crowbar Octet 3/9

Yeah. Maybe I should have drawn stuff FIRST? Too late now! At any rate, it's almost done.

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Yeah. Maybe I should have drawn stuff FIRST?

Probably. Then again...
/null

I can't wait for this new SBaHJ comic Twin's making /null

Will there be an update or will it just be a story post? /null

+2 Granger, 5/?? for I don't know what, but if I'm getting charges I have to put them towards something.

Twin, thinking back, we just found the slot machine in a room in Scratch's mansion. Nobody thought to put it in their inventory. And I'm guessing going back for it(as in, like, REALLY going back to get it in a non-one-shot manner) is impossible.

I WITHER PLATE the EN-Mech, if its dead, I do another mech instead.

Actually I recall no such thing. I remember a Claw Machine you wasted our precious Sacred Items on, but no slot machine.
/null

One day later....

[To be continued]

TWIN!!!!!!!!!!/NULL

==Right Now (as they enter Godcraft)==

>>We have an interdimensional breach, they are entering, repeat they are entering!

>>Requesting temporary exemption against summoning army units.

>>*Omega-3, Omega-4, and Omega-5, complete with their crew complements and several specialized weapons (hard-light disruptor, EMPs, napalm, inherent temporo-chronal manipulation capabilities, etc.), attempt to enter Godcraft, hoping that they will be allowed in to even the playing field...* [Yes, I know, no summoning armies. However, HEX is very concerned. If one can say it about an AI he is perhaps too concerned. It's like he's reading the update terminal. Plus, they are slightly different from Omega-2. They've been modified for this fight specifically.]

ALERT. THE ARRIVAL IS HAPPENING.

Very well. Keep an eye on it. I'd rather not see Purple come back right now, in his current state. Alert me if anything important happens.

WILL DO.

As for me, perhaps I should warn the people who don't yet know... Hey, Godmodder, whatever your name is, you getting any of this?

[DISPLAY SCREEN #0000001 ACTIVE]

Netpatham, are those SCP Mobile Task Forces you're trying to call in? /null

Why exactly are we actively fighting this instead of just letting them fight the Godmodder first and then wearing them down? I mean their first priority is the Godmodder... /why

==Simultaneously==

>>Omega-2: Assume positions to fire against hostiles.

>>Omega-3, -4, -5, Ditto.

>>Contact all people whose help would be useful to coordinate defenses. This includes: Terragen Civilization, H3, engie, Erelye, Blue, piono, Tricky, Sanford, anyone who still has an army, the Godmodder, etc.



>>Everyone listening to or seeing this: We are probably under attack. I have contacted you because you would be massively useful to our defense. I request we hold a strategy meeting immediately.

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Netpatham, are those SCP Mobile Task Forces you're trying to call in? /null

>>No, they're giant spaceships. With magic. Also, my name is HEX. But feel free to call in the SCP Foundation. They would be useful. I think.

LeiShi: Bite against the MC-Mech (Chi:100)
Ambrosa: 2 charge
Grace of the Earth: 50 Chi (+20% damage)
Pherix: Flame Crash the MC-Mech
All the extras: Attack the MC-Mech
Arthur: Claw at the MC-Mech twice and spin around to claw it more.

@Nimble:...

+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...

=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@fseftr: But... but... I'm f1ne! I don't feel any diff1rent, just s0re. Something takes his attention and he suddenly breaks off. Ever heard of s0me group called Mojang? They d0n't sound very trustw0rthy .. With some difficulty, you get him to focus back on you. Huh? Why are you s0 worr1ed? I'm still 1n control of myself, I pr0mise! What? My voice? S0unds... robot1c? No... thats... y0u're wrong! He suddenly snaps to his wits. Wait, why did I just deny you so qu1ckly? I didn't think about it at all, I just had an aut0matic response! He grows quite scared. What's wrong with me?! That attack d1dn't leave me unscarred it seems. There is st1ll something in my mind trying to twist my will. But please... don't try to kill it yet. I fear that pr0voking it will be too much for me to handle. Please wait until I've rec0vered at least a little. Just... stop me if I try to do anyth1ng... rash... Exorcist Added!

Thanks to the world domination plans of a certain AI, the Terror Spider is too dazed to do anything. It also takes 15 Energy damage. HarvesteR attacks and deals a boosted 14 damage. The Exorcist deals a boosted 9 damage as well.

Enemy Line:
[SHADOW] Terror Spider 114/475 HP (Enraged; Poisoned, 2 turns left;) + Eyes 50/75 HP (closed) - Action: 1
Base attack: 15 Shadow Damage and applies venom to the target
Toxin Spray: Applies venom to all enemies
Toxin Deluge: Applies 3 stacks of venom
Toxic Web: Spends the turn building a poisoned web. The web is nature typed and has 40 HP. While the web is alive, attacking entities have a chance to have venom applied to them.
Toxin Surge: Removes all stacks of venom on the target and deals all the them venom's remaining damage to the target instantly.
Flurry of Blows: Targets every poisoned entity, dealing 10 Shadow damage and refilling the Venom timer(s).
Split Venom: Applies 2 venom stacks to 2 enemies.

Venoms: Foul Toxin: deals 4 Shadow damage per turn for 3 turns
Crippling Toxin: Deals 2 Nature damage per turn for 4 turns and weakens the target's attacks.
Icy Toxin: Deals 3 Cold damage per turn for 4 turns.
Burning Toxin: Deals 5 Fire damage per turn for 2 turns.
Venoms can stack. I'll add more random toxins if this is too easy.

Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 9/40 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 12?/12? HP - Action: 2 (Gerbil's; Icy Toxin 2 turns left, Crippling Toxin 2 turns left)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 50/50 HP - Action: 3 (Blue's)
Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
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[NEU] Wilson 10/40 HP (brewing panaceas, 1 turn left)
Panaceas: 2 left. (cures one entity of all poisoned or venom status effects)

Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x0 - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x0 - We're actually running a little low on them...
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.

Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.

Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
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Why exactly are we actively fighting this instead of just letting them fight the Godmodder first and then wearing them down? I mean their first priority is the Godmodder... /why

>>We can defeat the Godmodder more easily than Binary et al. Sort of the enemy of my enemy is at least worth a temporary cessation of hostilities if he's the lesser of two evils.
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Grayhold Fortress, 20:20

Alert. Alert. Interuniversal rift being torn into reality. Possible invasion imminent. All forces on standby.

Immediately, a violet dome begins to form around the fortress, hundreds of thousands of combat golems and Grayholdian inhabitants gathering to see what the fuss is. Then, an alarm goes off, straying red light about indiscriminately. The natives, confused as to what is occurring, are very surprised when the catapults and other medieval siege weaponry sinks into the walls. In their place, hundreds of what appear to be... turrets composed of Nightvis and crystal slide into position. All the available entryways are sealed by large, indestructible corotite wallings instantaneously, and lockdown takes effect. The hangar bays doors open up, and all is tense.

/null

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Grayhold Fortress, 20:20

Alert. Alert. Interuniversal rift being torn into reality. Possible invasion imminent. All forces on standby.

Immediately, a violet dome begins to form around the fortress, hundreds of thousands of combat golems and Grayholdian inhabitants gathering to see what the fuss is. Then, an alarm goes off, straying red light about indiscriminately. The natives, confused as to what is occurring, are very surprised when the catapults and other medieval siege weaponry sinks into the walls. In their place, hundreds of what appear to be... turrets composed of Nightvis and crystal slide into position. All the available entryways are sealed by large, indestructible corotite wallings instantaneously, and lockdown takes effect. The hangar bays doors open up, and all is tense.

/null

>>*you have 1 (one) new message* ((As per earlier posts.))

Oh, by the way...

Wilsonquest: >>I hate to intrude, but you've been affected by Binary. You're speaking in ones. Look at this and say something. *a piece of paper containing a countermeme appears in front of Wilson*