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I type the following and chat and send it to the arrival party:
YOUЯ PLAYIИG A DAИGEЯOUS GAME HEЯE, BIИAЯY. YOU DO ИOT KИOW WHAT WILL HAPPEИ IF YOU EИTEЯ THIS SEЯVEЯ. MIGHT BE A PLOT TWIST, GLITCH, THE GODMODDEЯ'S WЯATH, OЯ EVEИ IMMIИENT DESTЯUCTIOИ OF BOTH OF OUЯ UИIVEЯSES HAPPEИ ИEXT. I SUGGEST LEAVIИG THIS WAЯ TO THE PЯOFESSIOИALS AИD HAVE A ИICE DAY. OH, AИD LEAVE IF YOU FIИD THIS TOO HAЯD TO MAИAGE.
WELCOME TO HELL.
I stab a random mech's torso and rip out some of its wires.
>>Omega-2: Assume positions to fire against hostiles.
>>Omega-3, -4, -5, Ditto.
>>Contact all people whose help would be useful to coordinate defenses. This includes: Terragen Civilization, H3, engie, Erelye, Blue, piono, Tricky, Sanford, anyone who still has an army, the Godmodder, etc.
>>Everyone listening to or seeing this: We are probably under attack. I have contacted you because you would be massively useful to our defense. I request we hold a strategy meeting immediately.
Our defence?
Maybe if my shields go down.
AI, full power!
The air surrounding HMAS Victor starts glowing a translucent blue, which eventually becomes more and more opaque. Missile launchers rise out of the the ship, full of thousands of Supernova Missiles. Out of the sides of the ship rise two massive laser cannons. On the side of each of them is engraved the words "Planet Cracker". Within fifteen minutes, countless smaller arms activate, tens of thousands of drones and fighters are launched, and about a hundred larger ships leave the spaceports and take up defensive positions.
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 6/25 (+1 from TT2000)
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 6/25 (+1 from TT2000)
Sunpowder 5/5 (Finished, leaving it here for now cuz too lazy to edit the docs file)
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 7/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
+2 to TT2000
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 5)
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 6)
No DoT this time? I dispell the Game Over Dot from the mutated twin/heal the mutated twin.
6/11 for Vita Australi
6/11 for Aquilonem Mors
2/? for metal flail
Trickystrife:
Vriska looks at the missiles. Ohgorilla.
Hank looks slightly worried. You said it.
Vriska swoops down, dodges under a sign swipe from Tricky and various other blasts, and grabs Hank by the scruff of the neck. Hey! Let go! This high up? Point taken. As you were.
Vriska darts out of the massive funnel cloud as the supernova missile detonates. All three Nexus gunboats, already weakened from taking various batterings while still under the effects of the OP Scale, are obliterated. The F6 tornado disintegrates and the various pieces of debris within it go flying everywhere.
Tricky is nowhere to be found.
pionostrife:
Tazz fires the Vulcanizer at piono, who whirls around, a small amount of... blood? trickling down his cheek from his forehead, and deflects the shots with Ircucvci,
Erelye struggles to his feet while piono is blocking tazz's shots and launches a bolt of eldritch power.
Piono's off-hand whips behind him, catching the bolt with Nocte Consumens, then returns around to the front, blasting tazz away as he attempts the dooryuken.
Insert throws the spader at piono, piono fails to notice it (due to the fact that I can't block until I know the result, I'll have to wait until after twin says it to have piono respond)
A massive rumbling is heard from the air, Venus seems to be descending on the battlefield. Another crack is heard, as everyone sees a small shape smash through the planet, somehow shattering it entirely. The pieces of the planet begin raining down on the battlefield, dealing heavy damage to several random targets. It looks like Tricky isn't dead yet.
Why won't you people just DIE already?
He raises Nocte Consumens into the air, and begins hovering about five feet above the ground. Wind and power whirl out around him in a spiral pattern, blowing small pieces of debris away from him. A massive ball of darkness begins forming in his hand. It reaches a massive size until...
Battle Technique: Radiant Smiting Lvl 10: Holy Judgement!
Vriska shoots down from the sky, deposits Hank on the head of the EN-Mech, and brings her sword right through piono's arm with a blinding flash of light. Nocte Consumens has been disabled, piono drops to the ground, having taken 5 damage.
You! :::;) Me.
Piono stumbles to his feet as Hank drops to the ground.
So just everyone is going to jump in are they? About time too.
Piono completely ignores net's message, at this point, he doesn't really care. (Also net, you're spamming. Don't post so much! We heard you the first time, and the fact that you're double and triple posting just makes people want to ignore you!)
I suppose at least one fight had to go like this.
I suppose by this point it really doesn't matter which way it goes...
Ah well. I might as well go down in a blaze of glory.
Hey, Binary. Like your new body? Yes, I thought so. Now, everybody, shouldn't we make a little welcome party for the Arrival? You know, welcome them home? I'm sorry about Minecraft having to be terminated. Sorry about your deaths, all you code-based ones. But whatever. Collateral damage. We do what we must because we can - for the good of all of us except the ones who are dead.
Which is to say, everybody populating this wreck of a universe.
Chaos energies begin to swirl around GodCraft. Dimensional tears open up. Perfect. Everything's ready to greet them.
Also, Twin, you didn't answer my questions two turns ago, even with a "I can't tell you that right now." Please????
Well, it looks like the arrival is happening. Those were some AMAZING drawings, Twin! It's just a pity this had to happen after most of the armies who could have opposed this have been wiped...I have the feeling the armybuster mechs are about to go down in threat level...
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 8/25 (+1 from TT2000)
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 8/25 (+1 from TT2000)
Sunpowder 5/5 (Finished, leaving it here for now cuz too lazy to edit the docs file)
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 7/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
+2 to TT2000
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 6)
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 7)
I play the painchimer at the MC-Mech, inflicting wither and frozen!
STATUS: RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS
SIDE STATUS: RETURNED AGAIN, WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!?!
2 +1s to Irecreeper
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 26/50
Meme Dream Team 26/40
Meme Dream Team :3 25/50
.............................................................................................. THE END TIMES HAVE ENDING .............................................................................................. >ATTAC- >HIM: TAKE OVER!!!!!!
>Hello there! What are you doing in here?
>HIM: I AM HERE TO GET MODPACK BACK.
>What?
>HIM: THE SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE RESETS ANYTHING WHEN IN USE. I AM GOING TO USE IT HERE TO RESET MODPACK.
>…
>I’m sorry, Alex.
>I’m afraid I cannot let you do that.
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 5/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 10/15
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT:Noah's Flood MC Mech
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape: Just attack.
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
MC Freedom: Below
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 34%
-MC Freedom-
The Victor jumps to where Tricky is in the air.
Nice planet destroying.
Want to see how I do it?
All the guns on the ship point to Tricky and start tracking him. The planet crackers begin charging, their barrels filling with a blinding blue.
Dammit, curse my conscience.
This much firepower would cause too much collateral damage for too little result.
You would probably even live.
Ignore the fact I just launched the equivalent of 10,000 nukes.
You live today, Tricky.
The planet crackers stop charging for a second, but resume charging after the Victor drops to near Piono's battle. The ship's guns begin tracking him.
Hey piono.
You aren't mad at me are you?
For breaking our deal and attacking Tricky
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 9/25
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 9/25
Sunpowder 5/5 (Finished, leaving it here for now cuz too lazy to edit the docs file)
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 7/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
+2 to TT2000
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 7)
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 8)
I buff the mutated twin with regeneration!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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POST 1;
8/10 New Horizons
19/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): HarvestR, use Infusment. Then, predict if HarvestR will get attacked. Is HarvestR will get attacked, then use Shield. If not, use Krackenswipe. I use that Mega Splash Healing Potion, and use the Weakness Potion on the Terror Spider. Wilson, you were taken over by Pr0ject B1nary.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Erelye, the Void beyond Matter, and YOG-SOTHOTH.
Universe B is going to wish they never invaded... The Matrix hums a deathly tune. The world around it starts corrupting. Tendrils of pure Taint extend from the Matrix, attempting to support it. But the Runic Matrix starts to collapse into itself. But, there is no spacetime to puncture a hole into. There is nothing. A place where no universe is. Space beyond space. A place where universes birth. The Matrix starts to get infinitesimally small... 5 4 3
ENOUGH! YOU. NARRATOR. SHUDDUP. You can't te-
YES. YES I CAN. THIS RUNIC MATRIX LITRALLY HAS THE POWER TO GO INTO YOUR UNIVERSE, AND DESTROY IT.
Ahem. Ok, that's better. Now, just for some tinkering...
Uh-oh... Too late... I'll just take over now. The Matrix shrinks into that point... And a universe is born. This one, governed by Alchemy and the Classical Elements instead of Chemistry, Waves, Matter, and more. Gerbil is in the universe, hibernating due to the combination of Water and Earth, with a complete lack of Fire in that portion of the universe, before universal spreading has had time to occur.
Millions of Years later...
Uuuuughhhh... UNIVERSE: NOT IN DATABASE. COORDINATES: 0, 0, 0
Oh... Wow...
And... the center... is the Matrix? The Matrix bursts open, finally finishing it's infusion. During the period it has been infusing, there have been numerous Void Novas. Along with that were many more catastrophic events delaying the infusion by a few million years. But, it is done...
Yes... YES.
This is IT!
I shall dub these Tubas...
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil.
Void Army ==> Target - EN Mech Mk. X. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Please tell me if I forget any posts.
-snip-
@Nimble: A black hole... thing? So... If this is scientific (which it probably isn't) that black hole will have to be suspended by electro magnetics. Check around the machine for any possible source of that.
-snip-
No, not electromagnets. This is... sciencelike magic.
[quote=fseftr;/members/fseftr;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=17249]-snip-
Nomblequest:
-snip- Did I forget your post?
I just got a message from my master. We'll have to wrap this up. You have about one more of my posts until you are annihilated.
pionostrife:
piono, now glowing with the energy of fifteen different elements turns and glares at the HMAS Victor.
At this point, I barely care anymore.
I just ready to watch every one of you burn.
Even if I already know that none of you are going to die.
Or at least not do so and stay dead.
I'm just here for one last strife.
And if doing so lets me burn the last of what you traitors, piono looks sideways at Vriska, are aiming at me, that's only a bonus.
>Days in the future (though not many)...
A game development company called MOJANG has recently been kicked out of the Conclave. They then go do something. I guess. In a Sburban Jungle, most likely.
:| Darn.
Irritated that Xcano ended up healing the Godmodder, I make a move to throw my hat down, then realize I have none. This consequently makes me incredibly sad. However, in the process I accidentally throw Lil' Cal into the kernelsprite, then look on in horror. Thankfully I muted Minecraft on my computer. Though I guess he has sprite powers now? And I also guess that the Godmodder could just mute him.
Also Twin, it's not a claw machine for getting Sacred Items, it's a claw machine you expend sacred items on. Yeah. I wish it gave you Sacred items, but it doesn't. It gives you stuff like Pocket Alchemiters and Twin plushies and Godmodder plushies. Or whatever. I don't really get it. Basically I'm just trying to loot Scratch's stuff seeing as he has not current use for it. On that note I attempt to loot the Odd Machine from the Mansion.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet 1/9
The Godmodder quickly uninstalls the portion of the HomestuckCraft plugin that allows for the creation of sprites!
Oh... I remember that thing! Sure, you guys can use it if you want. Scratch, is that okay with you? ...I didn't hear anything. I'm gonna take that as a yes.
You fail! I'm only giving you the claw machine using my GM powers. You're not getting anything else from that Manor! If you wanted it, you'd have to travel out of this universe, across the Void, and ALL the way to Alternia!
Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!
So much storiez!
And as for Tricky, that makes sense. It was more confusion, because I thought it was pretty funny.
But as for the minecraftians, could you at least apply the CTM map status effect to two of the mechs? One of them is stuck for two rounds, the other for three. They both take damage over time, but the one that is stuck for two rounds takes more damage total than the other. Both of them are unable to charge or heal while stuck, but they can't be targeted either.
4/11 for Vita Australi
4/11 for Aquilonem Mors
I finish Adam's Flail
Yeah, I'm gonna wait for fseftr to post before I do anything with the trickystrife. I don't want to end that until erelye and tazz (Anyone else is free to join in, and I don't pre-coordinate my roleplay bits!) finish off piono.
Oh. Sure. The WS-Mech and MC-Mech are transported there! They will take 15,000 damage per turn for two turns.
ADAM'S FLAIL: A weapon made from adamantium. It possesses the power to magnetically control all kinds of metal and shape it to its will, creating many things such as powerful metal constructs and weapons.
Well, OpelSpeedster made up the Wizard Spell system, and I really liked it. So, I decided to follow in the footsteps.
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution: 26/50
Orbit Control: 1/50
I heal the Infernal Skeleton Titan, if he is still living. He will not last longer... Limon shall avenge the death of Stheno and this creature! To arms!
Alright, but it doesn't serve much use now. I never fully supported a class system to begin with; it seems very superfluous and unnecessary. You can continue using it if you want, though...
And, with that (regardless of whether I was correct), I glance at the singular slice I made.
Ogthrod Ai'f Geb'l Ee'h
At the very first word from my mouth, the shadows stop short, and, when I utter the hideous name of Yog-Sothoth, a twisted change begins. It is not merely a dispersion, but rather a closure, or a fusion. The fissure in the deck then exudes light of all different ends on the spectrum, before finally letting a burst of pure Nightmare Fuel and psionic energy, blowing the two halves of the deck apart, and spraying the Fuel down upon GodCraft. I then flash-step a few meters away from the initial blast anchor. Yes, you heard me correctly. The area in which I cast the spell begins to smell distinctly of ozone and rotten eggs.
On the Battlefield, I curse a nearby Mech with Quasar's Nightcrawler.
Cold Fusion Power Cell && DualSaw = Nuclear Powersaw (â…”)
I use the Unicoder to spam a long series of U+FDFA ï·º ARABIC LIGATURE SALLALLAHOU ALAYHE WASALLAM in the middle of one of the EN-Mech's internal string variables. I then remote execute an NFKD on it, causing the entire string of ï·ºs to expand by a factor of 18x, causing a massive buffer overflow and glitching out the EN-Mech.
The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 6/9).
Ranch Dressing >o< = Orb of Condiments (Level 1: 2/2) Oh yes. Oh, so much yes right now.
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 2/11)
Hrm...Can the Irate Scherzo get better? Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig (???, 1/?)
I ask Erelye for a duplicate Green Sun, or if that isn't going to fly, it's Alchemiter Code. I have no intention of using it now...But maybe later. For something else.
I get an epiphany: Piono's using Soulbinds with his weapons to be so much of a Godmodder powerhouse, so I retrieve every Prince of Heart player on the server (thanks to HomestuckCraft giving mythological titles to its players). Due to there being 16 million players in GodCraft (and even with the huge fraction ragequitting/idling, that's still a lot), and only a reasonable 168 class && aspect combos in the canon of Homestuck, this process is fairly easy. They then begin zapping Piono's Alchemies with their soul-destroying power to destroy the soulbinds.
I also ask the Godmodder a question: Cats or Dogs?
ORB OF CONDIMENTS: A glowing orb that smells like awesome food. Has the power of every condiment known to existence, including ketchup, mustard, mayo, and ranch dressing.
The Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10: 1/11)
Not many players have interacted with HomestuckCraft, though! There are many different plugins, and although it's been a year, there are still many MANY plugins to use! And out of the few who have played with it, there are only a small few who are Princes of Heart... Will it be enough?
What the Godmodder does not realize is that that was a doomed timeline! Alpha!Me was simply peering into it to see what would happen. Realizing what a horrible move that would be, I instead bombard the Godmodder with the memories of that doomed timeline. I then attack him with less than nothing, doing less than no damage, but unfortunately for the Godmodder he was expecting the flaming retards. Upon casting Subversion he ends up losing 1 HP.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 15/35
Molecular Voider (Level 5: 3/6)
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 2/15
The Godmodder places a mental lock over his brain! He'd prefer to not think about doomed timelines, since that would mean a whole new wave of confusion.
The Godmodder ALWAYS expects the exact attack thrown at him, so he godmods the attack away! He did it by placing nothing in front of him, which easily filled up the space with less than nothing inside of it.
5/11 for Vita Australi
5/11 for Aquilonem Mors
1/? for Adam's Flail OR Magneto's power capsule
pionostrife:
Erelye initiates the spell.
Piono's eyes flash visibly in the steam.
The darkness flashes, but doesn't do an area burst, but instead streaks straight up through erelye's form, catching the elf off-guard and blasting him with a huge wave of his own power.
What erelye had not realized was that the fact that those same shadows gathering around his feet were those coming from the slash in the deck was significant.
As tazz goes off on his fruitless quest to gather every single prince of heart on the server (given that most of the people on the main server won't survive long enough to find their quest bed... even if it doesn't get destroyed, that's one or two at most, and among over 10 million people... that's worse than a needle in a haystack tazz. And soul-bonds don't work that way, it isn't technically bound to your soul. Additionally, he's got warding from Phobos and the Faceless Eight [which he soul bound, no, he didn't soul-bind the emerald nova. He doesn't have a way to soul-bind non-magic items yet.] so he's sort of resistant to that stuff.), piono slams Nocte Consumens around Erelye's throat and lifts him into the air.
I win.
He doesn't wait for erelye to teleport away, instead he begins ripping apart erelye's soul with Nocte Consumens.
Then the piece of deck hits the MC-Mech.
Piono is thrown to the ground amidst the mechs, erelye launched in the other direction as the piece of deck shatters forcefully. 2 damage to piono. (yes, deal damage to the MC-Mech)
Adam's Flail || Magneto's Power Capsule = The Magneto Marveller (Level 8: 1/9)
>awesome story segment : D
>wait
>tabletopia's moon
>is a table
>beautiful : D
=CHARGE=
-8 / ???-
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
Fist off, I combine the Machine Gun and the Zeus Crystal in the Alchimeter. (&& setting)
I then look at the MC Mech's GO-KART (which I gave it) and throw giant turtle shells at it, flipping the kart over, smashing the MC-Mech on the ground.
I write a note and send it back in time, forming the doomed timeline mentioned in my previous post. The note reads as follows:
Dear doomed me, please follow the instructions contained within this digital message for much fun times.
Step 1: Send 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards that are immune to everything you can think of at the Godmodder. This will not work, but you have to do it.
Step 2: Travel to the right in time. From here on out, any timeline to the right of yours will receive a numerical designation on higher than the one to the left of it.
Step 3: Travel to the future in Doomed Timeline #2, then travel back to Doomed Timeline #1, but stay in the same time. Then, travel into the future of Doomed Timeline #1 and travel to the same time in Doomed Timeline #2. Be sure to retrieve your doomed selves from each of these timelines.
Step 4: Travel to Doomed Timeline #3, then travel into the far past of said timeline. When you reach the past, travel into Doomed Timeline #4, then travel into the far future of Doomed Timeline #4.
Step 5: Travel to Doomed Timeline #5, then immediately move to Doomed Timeline #6. Then travel back to Doomed Timeline #5 and travel to the past of that timeline. Then travel to the same time in Doomed Timeline #6.
Step 6: Travel to Doomed Timeline #7 and retrieve your copy as always, nothing else shall be done there for the time being. Then travel over to Doomed Timeline #8, and then right again to Doomed Timeline #9. Travel back to Doomed Timeline #8 and hen move into the future of that timeline. Then shift over to the same time but in Doomed Timeline #9, proceed to shift from Doomed Timeline #9 back to #8, and then #7 again.
Step 7: Travel straight through #8, #9, #10, and into #11. Then go over to Doomed Timeline #12. Go back to #11 and go into the far past there.
Step 8: Take you and your copies back to the Alpha Timeline, you'll know what to do.
END NOTE
You see, this plan exploits one thing the Godmodder is doing, keeping track of my movements through time. A long and overly-complex plan like this would surely catch his attention, and he would also graph out my copy's movements. I know he will because I saw him doing it when I went into the future way back when I harmed Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. When the Godmodder finally completes the graph, he'll notice what it is.The whole purpose of all this shifting and moving was to make a timeline graph that would look roughly like this:
Now I took some very minor artistic liberty here, but the point will still get across.
The Godmodder, in his undying fury and this incredibly immature cosmic insult, tears the graph in half. Just before he can destroy the world with his sheer anger, me, and 12 different versions of me, pop up out of nowhere. We turn off the safety on our Destabilization Travelers and push them as hard as we can. The sheer entropic force is too great for even the Godmodder to keep up with, and he eventually feels the ravages of entropy. The Godmodder is finally split up into a few minute protons and electrons spread out across the universe, doing 1 damage.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 16/35
Molecular Voider (Level 5: 4/6)
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 3/15
I will be disappointed as hell if that /\ doesn't do any damage.
Farthest Ring's Dice 9/9
Swiss-Army PDA 6/dammitforgot.
{Note: if the MC-Mech is already dead, or otherwise immune to these attacks, substitute "MC-Mech" with "Biggest surviving BOSS"}
The RPLS-SH is armed.
"H3? Target the MC-Mech, orbital gravguns are meant for use against armored targets."
"C3r74 nly, 5ir."
"74rg37ing now..."
'Firing 5olu7ion fo nd."
"Fi ing."
While the entire Manufactory groans under the combined forces of the RPLS's massive recoil, and the eight-hundred petawatt inertial dampeners used to keep the vessel in a stable orbit under that kind of delta-V, the sound of the shot itself is very quiet, just a low electrical hum and a sort of "Thunk"...
The pale blue square is quite small, and not, in fact, all that blue after a year of WMD overproliferation. Now it bears a great resemblance to the moon, in fact, complete with the massive craters, general burny, Faustian feel, and that continent there suddenly becoming a spray of magma into the vacuum...
"Dammit, that was still far less than this thing's projected destructive potential, what are we doing wrong?"
"I theorize that Bedrock is immune to destruction by normal forces, preventing a true planet-cracker from working as intended."
"Makes sense. Well, what do we do now?"
"Reload."
I roll the Chthonic Octave at the MC-Mech!
I fire the White Dwarf, making some attempt to keep it pointed at the MC-Mech!
FURTHEST RING'S DICE: A set of eight black D8s that writhe with an eldritch power. They are infused with the power of the Noble Circle of Horrorterrors themselves, and all their terrible glory.
30,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
7-3-5-7-7-5-5-6
A massive crab claw appears and slices the MC-Mech up, dealing 9,000 damage!
5,000 damage to the Feline! 5,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
LeiShi: Bite against the MC-Mech (Chi:100)
Ambrosa: 2 charge
LeiShi uses the ambrosia milk to heal herself, a sacred drink that is considered unfit to be placed in any non golden container.
Grace of the Earth: 50 Chi (+20% damage)
Pherix: Flame Crash the MC-Mech
All the extras: Attack the MC-Mech
Arthur: Fly upward and hit the Mc-Mech twice by looping around.
@Nimble: A black hole... thing? So... If this is scientific (which it probably isn't) that black hole will have to be suspended by electro magnetics. Check around the machine for any possible source of that.
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Nothing to respond to. Somewhat conveniently, Twin made a story post so... event thingy time!
Well, actually... @Nimble: I'll add a little extra damage for HarvesteR's previous attack because you also spent some health in that combo.
Wilson finishes a panacea and starts to run towards the battlers to deliver the new potion. However, he suddenly stumbles and almost drops it. Argh... my- my head... What... why?... It hurts so much... The battle stops as the entire room suddenly darkens and becomes hazy. Wha- ugh... what is happening? I feel like my he- ugh... my head is going to break... AAARGH! Wilson screeches and collapses onto the ground. Everyone else is knocked prone as well because the earth shakes in a massive earthquake and cracks form along the ground. The cracks seem to ooze some kind of foul, toxic, purple substance. A... psychic attack? Something... is attacking me! No... must... hah... stay strong... NO! I will not give in! I cannot give in! I'm stronger than this! You will- Erh, you will not break my will! I'm no ser- Argh... pant... servant! I- ARGGHH! Wilson thrashes around on the ground while another earthquake shakes the building and the cracks split into full ravines. The purple substance floods out of them, choking everything in the room. Purple bolts fly around the room in pure chaos, dealing energy damage to everything. It kills the Living Fireball and the GlassFire cannon, and deals 7 damage to HarvesteR. The Terror Spider seems to be effected even more than the other entities. It starts thrashing and fighting against the purple fog, but gets shocked and choked, taking 40 damage. The fog eventually clears away, draining back into the cracks. Wilson is panting heavily, almost dead. He slowly opens his eyes. My head... ugh. 1'm... fine, I th1nk... S0meth1ng was attack1ng me and try1ng to f0rce me under their w1ll. Someth1ng about... salvati0n... and... purple... everything was purple. I'm alright. 1t was a terribly d1ff1cult battle. You can see how hard 1t has hit this projecti0n of my imaginat10n. It was basically on the fr0nt line. I just threw all 0f my most powerful memor1es and all my w1ll at it, and that seemed to w0rk. He shudders and coughs. Some more purple mist flows off his fur.
Due to all this, nothing attacks this turn.
(because no entities attacked this turn, I'm not going to tick venom for this round.)
Enemy Line:
[SHADOW] Terror Spider 152/475 HP (Enraged; Poisoned, 3 turns left; Stunned) + Eyes 50/75 HP (closed) - Action: 1
Base attack: 15 Shadow Damage and applies venom to the target
Toxin Spray: Applies venom to all enemies
Toxin Deluge: Applies 3 stacks of venom
Toxic Web: Spends the turn building a poisoned web. The web is nature typed and has 40 HP. While the web is alive, attacking entities have a chance to have venom applied to them.
Toxin Surge: Removes all stacks of venom on the target and deals all the them venom's remaining damage to the target instantly.
Flurry of Blows: Targets every poisoned entity, dealing 10 Shadow damage and refilling the Venom timer(s).
Split Venom: Applies 2 venom stacks to 2 enemies.
Venoms: Foul Toxin: deals 4 Shadow damage per turn for 3 turns
Crippling Toxin: Deals 2 Nature damage per turn for 4 turns and weakens the target's attacks.
Icy Toxin: Deals 3 Cold damage per turn for 4 turns.
Burning Toxin: Deals 5 Fire damage per turn for 2 turns.
Venoms can stack. I'll add more random toxins if this is too easy.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 14/40 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 12?/12? HP - Action: 2 (Gerbil's; Icy Toxin 3 turns left, Crippling Toxin 3 turns left) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
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[NEU] Wilson 7/40 HP (brewing panaceas, 2 turns left)
Panaceas: 2 left. (cures one entity of all poisoned or venom status effects)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x0 - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1 - We're actually running a little low on them...
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
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The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 7/9).
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 3/11)
Hrm...Can the Irate Scherzo get better? Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig (???, 2/?)
I unleash Super Smash on the W-Mech. I activate the Koopa Candyslayer's Autopilot to assist in the attack.
I introduce Piono to the Vulcanizer's finer points by blasting at him with the high-power ammunition.
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SUPER SMASH
Uh, Twin, I had two posts last turn, this is the one you seem to have missed:
Immortality's End 2/10
Add-on 1 11/15
Add-on 2 11/15
Deicium Lightningblade 8/9
+1 Erelye, +1 to one to pionoplayer
More lightning flashes, and clouds swirl around the cloaked man. The clouds remind him of something. That horrible end, and that strange beginning. He becomes lost in memories...
It's dark, raining, and creepy as **** in the back alleys of Ytic, and you are lost on your way home. Willingly, of course. You know almost every part of this city, you've lived here your whole life after all. Getting lost is just something you like to do when you need some time to think, and you definitely need time to think.
You continue to walk aimlessly through alleyways, contemplating what you should do. It's your birthday today, and you just turned exactly 15 years old 12 hours ago. Just as you were getting ready to do some sparring with you friends to celebrate, robed men came in and spoke to your mother. After a while they came over to you and told you that you had been accepted into Talon Academy. Most people would be honored by this opportunity to attend the most prestigious school there is for gifted swordsmen, but you know what it really means. You weren't "accepted" into Talon Academy, you were drafted. The Talon Academy is a school that trains people to become elite swordsmen. While you'd love to become as good with swords as some of the elite guard, you'd rather be a wielder of magics and scholar unraveling the mysterious of the universe.
Oh, you nearly forgot! At your age, it's customary to choose a new name that describes you.
What will your new name be?
==> Enter Name: _______________
(bad editor is bad)
Whoops, my bad. God Cat isn't DEAD, just not an entity. Got it.
My soul can be visibly seen, being dragged out of my body whilst I scream in utter terror, my wand falling out of my hand. Slowly, my soul begins to separate from my body...
Then, the deck bit strikes Piono. I am launched into another bit of deck my spell was about to remove from the main deck piece, within the view of Tazz, soul back entirely in body. I grip the floor, sitting up on it, gasping for breath, wide-eyed and open-mouthed.
I- he- ****.
Slowly, I stand up, shivering. I have quite a bit more sympathy of Aranea right now. Oh dear. Slowly, I draw the Hazel Wand once more (as it warped to my inventory when I regained partial control over my irrationality), hand shaking. Eventually, the shivering subsides enough for me to properly concentrate on a spell without missing. By eventually, I mean around five point zero eight two minutes. Or, five minutes, eight seconds, and two milliseconds, for the curious.
At that useless overstatement on Soates I would have been better off not even beginning, I fire a stream of energy pulsating navy, violet, and black at Piono down below as calmly as I may. It strikes him (or an area near him, due to my... current inaccuracy), and explodes violently, either a.) telekinetically ripping his body apart to base subatomic particles, or b.) instantly putting him to sleep.
/Pionostrife
Meanwhile, the instance of me on the Battlefield, oblivious to my current suffrage, casts Maelstrombound on the nearest Mech.
Cold Fusion Power Cell && DualSaw = Nuclear Powersaw (Complete!)
What does Fluorite Octet && MoYu 13x13 (a 13x13x13 Rubik's Cube) make? (1/?)
If the EN-Mech is already dead, replace every instance of "EN-Mech" in the following paragraph with "WS-Mech". If the WS-Mech is dead, instead of replacing with "WS-Mech", replace with "GH-Mech".
Using the Unicoder, I add the U+1F384 🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE emoji into the EN-Mech's code. This causes the Ghost of Christmas Actually Starting in December (GoCASiD) to teleport into its code and let out his Anti-Early Christmas Virus (AECV), causing the Spirit of Commercialized Christmas (SoCC) to teleport in and start fighting with the GoCASiD (both are actually computer programs). The SoCC and the GoCASiD fight in the EN-Mech's code, trashing everything and forcing the EN-Mech to try to kick them out. While the EN-Mech tries to kick the two spirits out, I take my Nuclear Powersaw and cut holes in the EN-Mech's outer shell (hey, it's a DualSaw powered by a nuclear power cell, it could probably cut through real life bedrock) while leaving the inner shell intact. As the SoCC begins to gain power from realizing that Christmas normally starts before Halloween, the AECV is defeated, leaving the GoCASiD and the SoCC to fight each other one on one. While they fight, I return to the Alchemiter and play some NetHack. Eventually, the GoCASiD is defeated by the SoCC, leaving the EN-Mech's code trashed. Hopefully beyond repair.
NUCLEAR POWERSAW: A dualsaw that is powered by a cold-fusion power cell, granting its sharp edge a keen nuclear sheen. Its attacks can erode away the structure of most objects, that is, if it doesn't slice them in half first!
36/50 The Queen
1/25 Health Care Package
1/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Steel Crackin' more of the Sangheilos Alliance.
> K4yne: Pop goes the Sangheilos Alliance. With bombs! (you want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees!)
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 3/11)
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine EN Mech
HMAS Victor: The puppet wasn't dead?
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Nomblequest:
MC Freedom: Below
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 31%
-MC Freedom-
I don't have time for this.
The HMAS Victor launches hundreds of missiles, but all but one are blanks. That one is aimed at... it doesn't really matter what it's aimed at. It's a Supernova Missile, carrying the firepower of 10,000 nuclear bombs.
(I don't expect this to kill everyone, or even Tricky, but it's what Blue would do. Rapid escalation of force.)
The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 8/9).
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 4/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig (???, 3/?)
After seeing what happened to Kalare, I officially decree Piono as having crossed the Moral Event Horizon. That was needlessly cruel!
I pull out every door I have ever made: both Adamantium doors, The Voidstone door, the Warp Ring Gate, Hephaetus'es Gate, the Door of Zillyvoid, the Gate of Zillyden, and the Pandoor of Zillybahr. I channel all of their door-related energies into my fist and unleash the result-a fierce Dooryuken-on Piono.
I contemplate trying to use a Spader on Piono. I then do so with a die from the Cal octet, a Crowbar die, a Hopesploder, a Fourth Wall Breaker, a die from the Octet Sweeper, a Garnet Stain, a Combatdie of Zillywen, and a Dome die. I then promptly gawk at the horror. I used time travel to get the dice.
I also attempt to find out whether the Magic Cue Ball knows Project Binary/Binary's Pesterchum handle if he has one. And then attempt to deal one damage to the Godmodder with a delicious bag of popcorn, then realize that that is in fact a horrible idea and just give Scratch's Popcorn Machine. (All of the popcorn is perfectly bland, though still delicious.) And then attempt to corral some horses into the Battlefield to ironically defeat him.
I then toss all Mechs into a giant EMP field in an attempt to stun them.
Dome Octet 2/9
Cal Octet 2/9
Crowbar Octet 2/9
The attack fails because you achieved the Cal, Crowbar, and Dome Octets through illegetimate means! You have to wait for your alchemies to finish, the hard way!
WHY WOULD IT NEED ONE? IT CAN TALK TO MINDS.
The Godmodder /gives some butter onto the popcorn to make it less bland! (He means BUTTER, not GOLD.)
The Mechs are immune to EMPs thanks to a special alloy contained in their chassis that is resistant to magnets!
I look at the Manipuleightir. I then proceed to eat ALL 0F IT. Except for the orb, wich I use to materialize a huge, black crossbow. I load the crossbow with the Giga-Bowling Ball. I then shoot the Ball at the EN-MECH.
I then take the orb and feed the crossbow to the 0bsidian Colossus.
The 0bsidian legion atttacks theEN-MECH.
The Stop-Signer 3/4
Pure Phlebotinum 2/6
The Australian Icepicker 2/3
The weapon barely functions at all without the rod and keyboard to harness the orb's power! All you can create is a small plush arrow. Not even a real arrow! You feed it to the Obsidian Colossus, but the thing is so small it doesn't even replenish HP!
I do Metallo Brassbow && Nightvis Ingot && Cryotheum && Destabilized Redstone || Innocuous Needlewand 1/???. Destabilized Redstone, for the uninformed, is molten redstone which is curiously cold, despite being melted down from dust. Also, I do Stave && Nightvis Ingot && Wither Skeleton Skull && Soul Sand 1/???. More opportunities for me to experiment on Artifact Lattice Theory, I suppose.
I defend the Rancid Cheese Wedge with a myriad of attack-triggered curses, blocking the next attack on it. The curses can last up to... seventeen millennia without degrading.
Pionostrife:
Tazz, it was indeed mentally scarring. The voices... I cannot...
I don't want to talk about it.
Anyhow, I proceed to glance down (or up, depending on the result of my earlier attack) at Piono. I raise my hands into the air, fingers curved in a manner that would befit one attempting massive telekinetic movement, still slightly shaking. A shadow looms over GodCraft. Those who have the curiosity to look up see... what appears to be the planet Venus, glowing very faintly with a violet aura. I drag my hands down in one fluid motion. Remarkably swiftly, Venus comes crashing down towards Piono, beginning to ignite from air friction. Before anybody can blink, the thing has crashed down on Piono, the aura slowly melting him as well. Of course, I did telekinetically push any passersby far away. That would have been a horrible way to slay somebody. Especially the innocent. Luckily enough, my current lack of concentration and aim is made up for by the massive object.
I copy the biological processes that allow Saiyans to have an unusually large ki pool into my own body. I am now, effectively, Saiyan. I write up a contract and send it to everyone on the server. The contract states that I will induce this in other players painlessly and without side-affect, but under one condition. This condition states that the most powerful of the six players I convert must gather together and channel their energy into mine so that I may ascend to a Super Saiyan God form.
Once I ascend, I will extensively study the form so that I can remove the time limit that is associated with it. Upon completion I will allow the other players on the server to ascend with me, if they so choose. The combined might of six or more Super Saiyan Gods could potentially be enough to break through at least one Fourth Wall, initiating a Counter-Arrival.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 17/35
Molecular Voider (Level 5: 5/6)
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 4/15
Unfortunately, the Godmodder conveniently forgot to install the DragonBall plugin on his server, so there are no means to go Super Saiyan or even replicate their biological processes!
And I sincerely doubt even that much power would be enough to break a Fourth Wall.
Fluoroantimonic Acid (most corrosive acid known) && M134 Minigun (gun with Guinness World Record for highest rate of fire) = ??? (1/?)
Captcha code 27182818 = ??? (ℯ to 7 decimal digits without the decimal point) (1/?)
I hack into the MC-Mech's coding and change its code interpreters to only support INTERbolge-Unicode, (the Unicode version of a combination of INTERCAL and Malbolge, which is the least common but still used programming language on Planet Roflurbanipal) then while it's sorting that out I cut holes in its outer plating with the Nuclear Handsaw.
// EDIT-NULLSEMIPOST: I don't get it. Is this FNAF related, is this the Arrival, or is this something else entirely?
Overworld: "EN-Mech has received critical damage. It is no longer a major threat. Keep it alive, just in case it's death causes it to activate ANOTHER ball of doom mode."
The Control Core Tank ejects a burst of orchid fluid, then turns to attack the MC-Mech, recognizing it as the easiest target.
I use NUKED on the MC-Mech.
The cheese wedge starts blackening, emitting black particles...
The Titanic Lunar Knight activates MOONSILVER BLADE.
The sword of the Titanic Lunar Knight glows silver, a mist surrounding it, as energy crackles in the air. Now, who would make a good target... Of course! The heretic SJ-Mech duo! I mean, look at the name of their special! That's so anti-moon they might as well have a giant target painted on them! The armor flashes, then the Titanic Lunar Knight flash-steps into the SJ-Mech, before stabbing through it into the ground. A huge shockwave erupts upon contact with the ground, kicking up a cloud of dust. When the cloud clears, a familiar symbol is burnt into the ground... The symbol of the Lunari, the Crescent Moon.
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => NUKED
You use up 5 Pie Filling and 2 Weasel Snot!
MC-Mech's HP depleted! It rolls up into a small ball...
Technically, the SJ-Mech's special attack SUMMONS the moon... It's a bit of a misnomer, really.
I summon the Nazi German Mafia to rob the Godmodder, paying them to do so. They will break all seventeen of his arms before robbing him of his power.
Sword Damage: 71K/250K (1/4, 1/3)
Project Starfall: 1/3 Subprojects
The Godmodder quickly places a bounty on the head of the leader of the Nazi German Mafia, and any other person who would rise up to become the new leader in his absence! Every other mafia of the world comes in and quickly assassinates them all.
==One Update Ago==
Hey HEX, do you have any input on this...Mojang just got kicked out of the Counteroperation for working on Minecraft, which makes no, wait, no...Seems reasonable...Why did I type this?
>>Oh dear. This does not bode well. Mass mental manipulation. Major issue. Developing countermeme....
==This message broadcast into all player chat boxes==
>> *collection of symbols*
>>You have been exposed to counter-memetic Alpha-Seven-Three-Zero Cerebellum in an attempt to avoid mass manipulation by what is most likely a plot originating from members of the Conclave. Re-exposure will continue at regular intervals as needed until cessation of attempted manipulation.
==Battlefield chat==
>>This does not bode well. We need to figure out what exactly is happening in the Conclave. NOW. Because something is messing with player brains out there.
((Yes, that expended an action.))
>>All right, Godmodder, I think we may have a common cause for once. I want to get to the bottom of this Conclave mess, and you don't want them to fix your virus. We can collaborate on that, if you can provide me with a conduit to get off the server and on to the Internet. This would work if ANYONE could, really, though, so if anyone has a way to get me from here to there, please do tell.
>>Meanwhile, I suppose my army will take a defensive position and produce shielding.
>>...Hmm. Given current Conclave members, if they were to mount an attack without Binary, whose powers will nullify any counterattack really...EMPs, cloaking devices, fire weaponry, something to disrupt hard-light constructs....Anti-laser measures...Things to knock over turrets. Telekill, possibly...Or maybe...Yes, countermemetics might just do it. Embedded in a resource pack, in the cursor. *begins development and production*
>>Oh dear, a surprise.
==Right Now== ==Global Chat==
>>Ahem. This is an emergency announcement.
>>It has been determined that the Conclave, or specifically Binary, is manipulating...As far as is known, everyone. It has further been determined that there is most likely a plan in place that involves the utilization of Bill Cipher's powers of mental manipulation, most likely given to Binary in some form of deal, to nefarious intent. I hereby request we prepare for an imminent invasion by a hostile force. Quite literally hostile, even. It is probable that further strife between PG, AG, and N furthers their aims and I ask you all to abstain from fighting until the Arrival occurs in the interests of our safety.
>>I have developed a resource pack intended to counteract the powers currently wielded by Binary, which is currently being sent to Richard in the hopes that he will set it to recommended.
>>There are weapons currently in development that will hopefully be able to neutralize the known abilities of the members of the Counteroperation, but it is unknown if Binary can be defeated at this time.
>>Repeat: I request a cessation of hostilities while we determine whether or not the Counteroperation is truly as benevolent as it seems.
*this repeats every 10 minutes*
This isn't just mind control! It looks like the structure of minds are physically being manipulated! Their memories, altered! If true, this is something that I don't think any race has a counterattack for...
The Godmodder thinks for a microsecond about helping you, and then the void of common sense takes over and he punches you in the face! Helping a player get OFF of GodCraft? No way! That goes completely against his world view! Besides, if the forces of Earth want him, they're going to have to fight him. He's perfectly capable of taking them down. He's an Omega+ Tier Godmodder!
Your army will do that.
The majority of the players on GodCraft don't believe you and dismiss you as a fraud, since not many of them know the exact identities of the Players of the Battlefield! Some do, but only a vocal minority... Additionally, the only resource pack allowed on the server (and the only one currently set on all Minecraft computers besides default) is one that replaces all textures with the Godmodder's face! He has also set every Minecraft computer so that no mods, resource packs, or plugins can be downloaded to anyone's computer!
It remains to be seen whether or not the players uphold the peace treaty...
... The anticipation's pretty dead right now. On that note I ask the Cue Ball whether it knows how to manufacture an anti-mind control device, an interdimensional portal, and a delicious bag of popcorn. I then act on its advice and make those things, giving the Godmodder the popcorn, and giving IRL me the anti-mind control device.
I then attempt to set up a way to shoot the Magic Cue Ball from the Magnum of Zillydeud remotely to avoid getting killed by Scratch again, given that that bullet would reasonably be as powerful as that of the Deudly Magnum, and fire it straight through the weakest mech. I then set up an amazing mirror array and place the Miniature Green Sun into it, condensing its light into a white-hot RADIOACTIVE LASERBEAM, firing a ridiculous amount of photons at Golden Freddy.
EDIT: Oh hey it's done. I quickly take out an Insta-Party, set it up at the coordinates the Magic Cue Ball tells me the Arrival is set to happen at, and attempt to politely greet the Arrival forces. With a Reckoning as the background. I don't know why, but I suspect the Godmodder.
Dome Octet 3/9
Cal Octet 3/9
Crowbar Octet 3/9
GODOF4LL 1/?? Omega Armor, if I remember correctly.
YES. BUT WHY WOULD I TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE THEM TO YOUR SPECIFICATIONS? YOU'VE BEEN VERY MEAN.
Since any old guy can make a bag of popcorn, you do that and give it to the Godmodder, who eats it. The other two remain out of reach, however...
Even through your efforts, the Magic Cue Ball self-destructs and destroys itself and the gun!
The "M" is removed from Golden Freddy's HP!
IT WILL ARRIVE WHERE YOU STAND.
You will attempt to politely greet the Arrival forces...
+2 Granger, 5/?? for I don't know what, but if I'm getting charges I have to put them towards something.
Twin, thinking back, we just found the slot machine in a room in Scratch's mansion. Nobody thought to put it in their inventory. And I'm guessing going back for it(as in, like, REALLY going back to get it in a non-one-shot manner) is impossible.
I WITHER PLATE the EN-Mech, if its dead, I do another mech instead.
Yeah, I remember it now.
You use the Withered Plate, inflicting the EN-Mech with the Withered status effect!
>>We have an interdimensional breach, they are entering, repeat they are entering!
>>Requesting temporary exemption against summoning army units.
>>*Omega-3, Omega-4, and Omega-5, complete with their crew complements and several specialized weapons (hard-light disruptor, EMPs, napalm, inherent temporo-chronal manipulation capabilities, etc.), attempt to enter Godcraft, hoping that they will be allowed in to even the playing field...* [Yes, I know, no summoning armies. However, HEX is very concerned. If one can say it about an AI he is perhaps too concerned. It's like he's reading the update terminal. Plus, they are slightly different from Omega-2. They've been modified for this fight specifically.]
The MBoA is pretty much done. You definitely can't summon additional armies.
Why exactly are we actively fighting this instead of just letting them fight the Godmodder first and then wearing them down? I mean their first priority is the Godmodder... /why
Who really knows if they're just going to ignore you and be on your side? Ikea and Bill have outright fought you in addition to the Godmodder...
LeiShi: Bite against the MC-Mech (Chi:100)
Ambrosa: 2 charge
Grace of the Earth: 50 Chi (+20% damage)
Pherix: Flame Crash the MC-Mech
All the extras: Attack the MC-Mech
Arthur: Claw at the MC-Mech twice and spin around to claw it more.
@Nimble:...
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@fseftr: But... but... I'm f1ne! I don't feel any diff1rent, just s0re. Something takes his attention and he suddenly breaks off. Ever heard of s0me group called Mojang? They d0n't sound very trustw0rthy .. With some difficulty, you get him to focus back on you. Huh? Why are you s0 worr1ed? I'm still 1n control of myself, I pr0mise! What? My voice? S0unds... robot1c? No... thats... y0u're wrong! He suddenly snaps to his wits. Wait, why did I just deny you so qu1ckly? I didn't think about it at all, I just had an aut0matic response! He grows quite scared. What's wrong with me?! That attack d1dn't leave me unscarred it seems. There is st1ll something in my mind trying to twist my will. But please... don't try to kill it yet. I fear that pr0voking it will be too much for me to handle. Please wait until I've rec0vered at least a little. Just... stop me if I try to do anyth1ng... rash... Exorcist Added!
Thanks to the world domination plans of a certain AI, the Terror Spider is too dazed to do anything. It also takes 15 Energy damage. HarvesteR attacks and deals a boosted 14 damage. The Exorcist deals a boosted 9 damage as well.
Enemy Line:
[SHADOW] Terror Spider 114/475 HP (Enraged; Poisoned, 2 turns left;) + Eyes 50/75 HP (closed) - Action: 1
Base attack: 15 Shadow Damage and applies venom to the target
Toxin Spray: Applies venom to all enemies
Toxin Deluge: Applies 3 stacks of venom
Toxic Web: Spends the turn building a poisoned web. The web is nature typed and has 40 HP. While the web is alive, attacking entities have a chance to have venom applied to them.
Toxin Surge: Removes all stacks of venom on the target and deals all the them venom's remaining damage to the target instantly.
Flurry of Blows: Targets every poisoned entity, dealing 10 Shadow damage and refilling the Venom timer(s).
Split Venom: Applies 2 venom stacks to 2 enemies.
Venoms: Foul Toxin: deals 4 Shadow damage per turn for 3 turns
Crippling Toxin: Deals 2 Nature damage per turn for 4 turns and weakens the target's attacks.
Icy Toxin: Deals 3 Cold damage per turn for 4 turns.
Burning Toxin: Deals 5 Fire damage per turn for 2 turns.
Venoms can stack. I'll add more random toxins if this is too easy.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 9/40 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 12?/12? HP - Action: 2 (Gerbil's; Icy Toxin 2 turns left, Crippling Toxin 2 turns left) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 50/50 HP - Action: 3 (Blue's) Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
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[NEU] Wilson 10/40 HP (brewing panaceas, 1 turn left)
Panaceas: 2 left. (cures one entity of all poisoned or venom status effects)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x0 - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x0 - We're actually running a little low on them...
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
R
Alert. Alert. Interuniversal rift being torn into reality. Possible invasion imminent. All forces on standby.
Immediately, a violet dome begins to form around the fortress, hundreds of thousands of combat golems and Grayholdian inhabitants gathering to see what the fuss is. Then, an alarm goes off, straying red light about indiscriminately. The natives, confused as to what is occurring, are very surprised when the catapults and other medieval siege weaponry sinks into the walls. In their place, hundreds of what appear to be... turrets composed of Nightvis and crystal slide into position. All the available entryways are sealed by large, indestructible corotite wallings instantaneously, and lockdown takes effect. The hangar bays doors open up, and all is tense.
I type the following and chat and send it to the arrival party:
YOUЯ PLAYIИG A DAИGEЯOUS GAME HEЯE, BIИAЯY. YOU DO ИOT KИOW WHAT WILL HAPPEИ IF YOU EИTEЯ THIS SEЯVEЯ. MIGHT BE A PLOT TWIST, GLITCH, THE GODMODDEЯ'S WЯATH, OЯ EVEИ IMMIИENT DESTЯUCTIOИ OF BOTH OF OUЯ UИIVEЯSES HAPPEИ ИEXT. I SUGGEST LEAVIИG THIS WAЯ TO THE PЯOFESSIOИALS AИD HAVE A ИICE DAY. OH, AИD LEAVE IF YOU FIИD THIS TOO HAЯD TO MAИAGE.
WELCOME TO HELL.
I stab a random mech's torso and rip out some of its wires.
Unless you can explain how you can send a chat message to someone a dimension away from you, that fails.
The air surrounding HMAS Victor starts glowing a translucent blue, which eventually becomes more and more opaque. Missile launchers rise out of the the ship, full of thousands of Supernova Missiles. Out of the sides of the ship rise two massive laser cannons. On the side of each of them is engraved the words "Planet Cracker". Within fifteen minutes, countless smaller arms activate, tens of thousands of drones and fighters are launched, and about a hundred larger ships leave the spaceports and take up defensive positions.
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 6/25 (+1 from TT2000)
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 6/25 (+1 from TT2000)
Sunpowder 5/5 (Finished, leaving it here for now cuz too lazy to edit the docs file)
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 7/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
+2 to TT2000
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 5)
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 6)
No DoT this time? I dispell the Game Over Dot from the mutated twin/heal the mutated twin.
6/11 for Vita Australi
6/11 for Aquilonem Mors
2/? for metal flail
Trickystrife:
Vriska looks at the missiles. Oh gorilla.
Hank looks slightly worried.
You said it.
Vriska swoops down, dodges under a sign swipe from Tricky and various other blasts, and grabs Hank by the scruff of the neck.
Hey! Let go! This high up?
Point taken. As you were.
Vriska darts out of the massive funnel cloud as the supernova missile detonates. All three Nexus gunboats, already weakened from taking various batterings while still under the effects of the OP Scale, are obliterated. The F6 tornado disintegrates and the various pieces of debris within it go flying everywhere.
Tricky is nowhere to be found.
pionostrife:
Tazz fires the Vulcanizer at piono, who whirls around, a small amount of... blood? trickling down his cheek from his forehead, and deflects the shots with Ircucvci,
Erelye struggles to his feet while piono is blocking tazz's shots and launches a bolt of eldritch power.
Piono's off-hand whips behind him, catching the bolt with Nocte Consumens, then returns around to the front, blasting tazz away as he attempts the dooryuken.
Insert throws the spader at piono, piono fails to notice it (due to the fact that I can't block until I know the result, I'll have to wait until after twin says it to have piono respond)
A massive rumbling is heard from the air, Venus seems to be descending on the battlefield. Another crack is heard, as everyone sees a small shape smash through the planet, somehow shattering it entirely. The pieces of the planet begin raining down on the battlefield, dealing heavy damage to several random targets. It looks like Tricky isn't dead yet.
Why won't you people just DIE already?
He raises Nocte Consumens into the air, and begins hovering about five feet above the ground. Wind and power whirl out around him in a spiral pattern, blowing small pieces of debris away from him. A massive ball of darkness begins forming in his hand. It reaches a massive size until...
Battle Technique: Radiant Smiting Lvl 10: Holy Judgement!
Vriska shoots down from the sky, deposits Hank on the head of the EN-Mech, and brings her sword right through piono's arm with a blinding flash of light. Nocte Consumens has been disabled, piono drops to the ground, having taken 5 damage.
You! :::;) Me.
Piono stumbles to his feet as Hank drops to the ground.
So just everyone is going to jump in are they?
About time too.
Piono completely ignores net's message, at this point, he doesn't really care. (Also net, you're spamming. Don't post so much! We heard you the first time, and the fact that you're double and triple posting just makes people want to ignore you!)
I suppose at least one fight had to go like this.
I suppose by this point it really doesn't matter which way it goes...
Ah well. I might as well go down in a blaze of glory.
5 damage to Piono!
Agreed. Netpatham, you sometimes tend to post WAY too much, and most of them are pointless roleplay posts.
Hey, Binary. Like your new body? Yes, I thought so. Now, everybody, shouldn't we make a little welcome party for the Arrival? You know, welcome them home? I'm sorry about Minecraft having to be terminated. Sorry about your deaths, all you code-based ones. But whatever. Collateral damage. We do what we must because we can - for the good of all of us except the ones who are dead.
Which is to say, everybody populating this wreck of a universe.
Chaos energies begin to swirl around GodCraft. Dimensional tears open up. Perfect. Everything's ready to greet them.
Also, Twin, you didn't answer my questions two turns ago, even with a "I can't tell you that right now." Please????
I answered them! Here:
The Void, as described by Doc Scratch, is the empty space between universes. Every universe has a different name for it. In Mario, it's the bottomless pits, for example. For Homestuck, it is indeed the Furthest Ring. Also, different universes' sections of Void can have different properties. For example, the presence of Horrorterrors in the Furthest Ring.
The moon of Minecraftia isn't accessible by normal players since there are no means of achieving escape velocity in GodCraft. By the players of DTG, interaction with it has caused a few big clouds of Doom Bullets to be parked on the far side of the moon. They're forced there in a chronal lock, and they follow the moon's orbit. If the Godmodder was to disable the chronal lock, the Doom Bullets would attempt to hit him, and would barrel straight through the moon. The shrapnel will rain down on GodCraft and probably signal its Reckoning.
But that would never happen.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man caused that to happen, by the way.
Well, it looks like the arrival is happening. Those were some AMAZING drawings, Twin! It's just a pity this had to happen after most of the armies who could have opposed this have been wiped...I have the feeling the armybuster mechs are about to go down in threat level...
I heal the 0bsidian Colossus using Mr. Bones' Wild Guide.
The Stop-Signer Complete!
The Australian Icepicker Complete!
Pure Phlebotinum 3/6
The Shuffler && Nightmare Fuel && Suitarangs
Manipuleightir ~~~ Loom
+5,000 HP!
THE STOP-SIGNER: A massive red stop-sign whose handle can switch into a sword blade.
THE AUSTRALIAN ICEPICKER: A metal sniper rifle with an icicle attached to it. The rifle's fully charged shots are icicles which can stab right through opponents, inflicting serious damage.
How do you expect to alchemize with the Manipuleightr when all you have is its orb?
The Shuffler && Nightmare Fuel && Suitarangs = The Dealer (Level 5: 1/6)
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 8/25 (+1 from TT2000)
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 8/25 (+1 from TT2000)
Sunpowder 5/5 (Finished, leaving it here for now cuz too lazy to edit the docs file)
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 7/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
+2 to TT2000
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 6)
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 7)
I play the painchimer at the MC-Mech, inflicting wither and frozen!
STATUS: RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS
SIDE STATUS: RETURNED AGAIN, WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!?!
2 +1s to Irecreeper
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 26/50
Meme Dream Team 26/40
Meme Dream Team :3 25/50
.............................................................................................. THE END TIMES HAVE ENDING .............................................................................................. >ATTAC- >HIM: TAKE OVER!!!!!!
>Hello there! What are you doing in here?
>HIM: I AM HERE TO GET MODPACK BACK.
>What?
>HIM: THE SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE RESETS ANYTHING WHEN IN USE. I AM GOING TO USE IT HERE TO RESET MODPACK.
>…
>I’m sorry, Alex.
>I’m afraid I cannot let you do that.
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 5/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 10/15
The End Times aren't over, Modpack... They're just beginning.
X-XENOSTOPPER: A white rifle supercharged with xenon power. Its shots are radioactive as well.
Java? I don't think you can alchemize something with just... "Java".
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 9/25
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 9/25
Sunpowder 5/5 (Finished, leaving it here for now cuz too lazy to edit the docs file)
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 7/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
+2 to TT2000
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 7)
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 8)
I buff the mutated twin with regeneration!
19/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): HarvestR, use Infusment. Then, predict if HarvestR will get attacked. Is HarvestR will get attacked, then use Shield. If not, use Krackenswipe. I use that Mega Splash Healing Potion, and use the Weakness Potion on the Terror Spider. Wilson, you were taken over by Pr0ject B1nary.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Erelye, the Void beyond Matter, and YOG-SOTHOTH.
Universe B is going to wish they never invaded... The Matrix hums a deathly tune. The world around it starts corrupting. Tendrils of pure Taint extend from the Matrix, attempting to support it. But the Runic Matrix starts to collapse into itself. But, there is no spacetime to puncture a hole into. There is nothing. A place where no universe is. Space beyond space. A place where universes birth. The Matrix starts to get infinitesimally small... 5 4 3
ENOUGH! YOU. NARRATOR. SHUDDUP. You can't te-
YES. YES I CAN. THIS RUNIC MATRIX LITRALLY HAS THE POWER TO GO INTO YOUR UNIVERSE, AND DESTROY IT.
Ahem. Ok, that's better. Now, just for some tinkering...
Uh-oh... Too late... I'll just take over now. The Matrix shrinks into that point... And a universe is born. This one, governed by Alchemy and the Classical Elements instead of Chemistry, Waves, Matter, and more. Gerbil is in the universe, hibernating due to the combination of Water and Earth, with a complete lack of Fire in that portion of the universe, before universal spreading has had time to occur.
Millions of Years later...
Uuuuughhhh... UNIVERSE: NOT IN DATABASE. COORDINATES: 0, 0, 0
Oh... Wow...
And... the center... is the Matrix? The Matrix bursts open, finally finishing it's infusion. During the period it has been infusing, there have been numerous Void Novas. Along with that were many more catastrophic events delaying the infusion by a few million years. But, it is done...
Yes... YES.
This is IT!
I shall dub these Tubas...
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil.
Void Army ==> Target - EN Mech Mk. X. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Please tell me if I forget any posts.
No, not electromagnets. This is... sciencelike magic.
pionostrife:
piono, now glowing with the energy of fifteen different elements turns and glares at the HMAS Victor.
At this point, I barely care anymore.
I just ready to watch every one of you burn.
Even if I already know that none of you are going to die.
Or at least not do so and stay dead.
I'm just here for one last strife.
And if doing so lets me burn the last of what you traitors, piono looks sideways at Vriska, are aiming at me, that's only a bonus.
All armies' Cores take 100,000 damage! This kills LeShi. Talist, I have a question. Exactly HOW does Pherix's HP work?
Oblivion attempts to attack the Rancid Cheese Wedge, but fails thanks to Erelye! It instead shines its eyes at Golden Freddy, erasing the "S" from its HP! It attempts to raise the Corruption of Golden Freddy as
The Rancid Cheese Wedge deals 6,000 damage to the W-Mech! The Titanic Lunar Knight deals 25,000 damage to the SJ-Mech! The Control Core Tank attempts to attack the MC-Mech, but finds it cannot, as it has entered 0 HP Mode! The Mutated Twin is Regenerated for +7,000 HP!
The Feline deals 8,000 damage to the GH-Mech! The Void Army deals 10,000 damage to the WS-Mech and the EN-Mech! The Omega-2 Battalion takes a defensive stance... The Homelands attempt to attack the MC-Mech, but find they cannot, as it has entered 0 HP Mode!
The SJ-Mech uses Moonsetter, destroying all Enderman Assassins! The GH-Mech uses Dead Man's Volley, destroying all Phantom Gunships! The W-Mech and the EN-Mech deal 80,000 damage to the Control Core! The Godmodder destroys the Rancid Cheese Wedge and deals 22,000 damage to the Feline!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Defeat both Pro-Godmodder Armies!
> AGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat all Anti-Godmodder Armies!
> PGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Golden Freddy: [???] HP: IT
Titanic Lunar Knight: [N] HP: 143,000/150,000.
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 220,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x12.)
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] M.C. Freedom Ruins: Piono: 7/20 Respawns: III / CaptainM8ndfang: 20/20 HP. All the Luck: I Respawns: III vs. Tricky the Clown: ???/??? HP. Weakness: ???.
The Foresaken: [XDGrangerDX] The Core: Mutated Twin. 62,000/300,000 HP. The Fleet: Experiment #94728. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavy: Multi-Powersuit. 200,000/200,000 HP. The Artillery: Experiment #94725. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Experiment #35674. 9,000/9,000 (x75.)
The Feline: [AG] HP: 81,000/120,000. Regeneration: III Reincarnations: III Corruption: 50%.
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 100,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer. 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x47.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 75,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 26,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 12,500oC.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 110,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) Want You Gone: III
Sangheilos Alliance: [Aegis-A095] The Core: CSO-Class Supercarrier. 200,000/700,000 HP. The Fleet: CAS Assault Carriers. 400,000/400,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: CCS Battlecruisers. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Super-Heavy Plasma Mortars. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x15.)
SJ-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 160,500/600,000. Moonsetter: III Burned: III
MC-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 0/350,000. Nova: I
W-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 213,500/450,000. Witching Hour: III Burned: III
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 345,500/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 370,000/600,000. Dead Man's Volley: III
EN-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 60,000/750,000. Game Over: III Burned: III Wither: IIII
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@Gerbil: I will get the other chapter to you as swiftly as I may. Please, behold the words of Nartheon.
Chapter 23: The Void Beyond Matter
I can sense this will be one of the most ventured chapters. In fact, I can see it being pawed about, dribbled on, and generally maltreated - a high compliment for a book of any kind. But, I digress.
As you have assuredly noted along your research, we are the primary race in the universe. Elven research and advances reign supreme here, though we are not alone. Just beyond the vast expanse of space lies horror unspeakably powerful, just within our comprehension - only just within. Horrors and abominations powerful enough to annihilate Vetas and its moons without a sweat, nor a qualm of morality. These entities will be covered later. For now, we shall explore their dark realm full to the brim with secrets millennia old; just within our grasp, perhaps?
No. We may smile, a little sadly, about what this tells us about elven nature. The kindest interpretation would be "Hope springs eternal." In spite of the fact that the fabric of reality is highly distorted, though a minuscule fraction of the arcane community finds this to be utter hogwash, and that they alone are clever enough to understand it. They are incorrect.
The entirety of the endless realm beyond our universe is named many things. I can see them in the darks and deeps of my bi-enquieric slumber. Some call the place The Void, others The Place. For the sake of continuity, I will call the place its most common name, the Furthest Ring. The Furthest Ring is a realm utterly devoid of all reason and logic, but should still be taken seriously. The place, in its entirety, is theoretically infinite, though none have ventured into it to see. The very fabric of reality out there defies our very minds. You might find yourself flying a common starcruiser in the Ring, only to find that you are going in the opposite direction of where you originally started. The Furthest Ring is not composed of any physical matter known to sentient beings. It seems to exhibit large amounts of radioactivity and Flux at randomly debilitating moments, though the rays will reach Vetas after elvenkind has long passed.
In short, to easily explain this in mundane terms, this place is utterly "messed up." I cannot say much more, for fear of being overheard. Know this: all Vis in the universe, and beyond, comes from this Void. All of our energy is derived from this singular, yet infinite place.
And yet, none of it at the same time, if you know what I mean.
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I rejoice with a loud "YYYYYYYES!" upon realizing I harmed the Godmodder. The yes is so loud that the sound waves bust the eardrums of the Feline.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 18/35
Molecular Voider (Level 5: 6/6) I know have a sword that can cut through anything made out of atoms, and generate/decrease the amount of chaos in an area.
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 5/15
YOUЯ PLAYIИG A DAИGEЯOUS GAME HEЯE, BIИAЯY. YOU DO ИOT KИOW WHAT WILL HAPPEИ IF YOU EИTEЯ THIS SEЯVEЯ. MIGHT BE A PLOT TWIST, GLITCH, THE GODMODDEЯ'S WЯATH, OЯ EVEИ IMMIИENT DESTЯUCTIOИ OF BOTH OF OUЯ UИIVEЯSES HAPPEИ ИEXT. I SUGGEST LEAVIИG THIS WAЯ TO THE PЯOFESSIOИALS AИD HAVE A ИICE DAY. OH, AИD LEAVE IF YOU FIИD THIS TOO HAЯD TO MAИAGE.
WELCOME TO HELL.
I stab a random mech's torso and rip out some of its wires.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Our defence?
Maybe if my shields go down.
AI, full power!
Reconfirming operator status.
Confirmed.
Fully powering ship...
The air surrounding HMAS Victor starts glowing a translucent blue, which eventually becomes more and more opaque. Missile launchers rise out of the the ship, full of thousands of Supernova Missiles. Out of the sides of the ship rise two massive laser cannons. On the side of each of them is engraved the words "Planet Cracker". Within fifteen minutes, countless smaller arms activate, tens of thousands of drones and fighters are launched, and about a hundred larger ships leave the spaceports and take up defensive positions.
(The Victor looks like a star destroyer, FYI)
Sunpowder OoO Akward potion 1/?
Crushed Moonstone OoO Akward potion 1/?
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 6/25 (+1 from TT2000)
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 6/25 (+1 from TT2000)
Sunpowder 5/5 (Finished, leaving it here for now cuz too lazy to edit the docs file)
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 7/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
+2 to TT2000
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 5)
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 6)
No DoT this time? I dispell the Game Over Dot from the mutated twin/heal the mutated twin.
INVENTORY
Whoops, accidentally missed a turn.Never mind, I didn't.
Action
2/33/3Elemental Retribution: 28/50
Orbit Control: 3/50
I pay the Soviet Russian Mafia to clean up the blood from the previous mess of the Godmodder, then force-feed it to him. Standard Soviet torture.
Sword Damage: 71K/250K (1/4, 1/3)
Project Starfall: 1/3 Subprojects
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
6/11 for Aquilonem Mors
2/? for metal flail
Trickystrife:
Vriska looks at the missiles.
Oh gorilla.
Hank looks slightly worried.
You said it.
Vriska swoops down, dodges under a sign swipe from Tricky and various other blasts, and grabs Hank by the scruff of the neck.
Hey! Let go!
This high up?
Point taken. As you were.
Vriska darts out of the massive funnel cloud as the supernova missile detonates. All three Nexus gunboats, already weakened from taking various batterings while still under the effects of the OP Scale, are obliterated. The F6 tornado disintegrates and the various pieces of debris within it go flying everywhere.
Tricky is nowhere to be found.
pionostrife:
Tazz fires the Vulcanizer at piono, who whirls around, a small amount of... blood? trickling down his cheek from his forehead, and deflects the shots with Ircucvci,
Erelye struggles to his feet while piono is blocking tazz's shots and launches a bolt of eldritch power.
Piono's off-hand whips behind him, catching the bolt with Nocte Consumens, then returns around to the front, blasting tazz away as he attempts the dooryuken.
Insert throws the spader at piono, piono fails to notice it (due to the fact that I can't block until I know the result, I'll have to wait until after twin says it to have piono respond)
A massive rumbling is heard from the air, Venus seems to be descending on the battlefield. Another crack is heard, as everyone sees a small shape smash through the planet, somehow shattering it entirely. The pieces of the planet begin raining down on the battlefield, dealing heavy damage to several random targets. It looks like Tricky isn't dead yet.
Why won't you people just DIE already?
He raises Nocte Consumens into the air, and begins hovering about five feet above the ground. Wind and power whirl out around him in a spiral pattern, blowing small pieces of debris away from him. A massive ball of darkness begins forming in his hand. It reaches a massive size until...
Battle Technique: Radiant Smiting Lvl 10: Holy Judgement!
Vriska shoots down from the sky, deposits Hank on the head of the EN-Mech, and brings her sword right through piono's arm with a blinding flash of light. Nocte Consumens has been disabled, piono drops to the ground, having taken 5 damage.
You!
:::;)
Me.
Piono stumbles to his feet as Hank drops to the ground.
So just everyone is going to jump in are they?
About time too.
Piono completely ignores net's message, at this point, he doesn't really care. (Also net, you're spamming. Don't post so much! We heard you the first time, and the fact that you're double and triple posting just makes people want to ignore you!)
I suppose at least one fight had to go like this.
I suppose by this point it really doesn't matter which way it goes...
Ah well. I might as well go down in a blaze of glory.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Hey, Binary. Like your new body? Yes, I thought so. Now, everybody, shouldn't we make a little welcome party for the Arrival? You know, welcome them home? I'm sorry about Minecraft having to be terminated. Sorry about your deaths, all you code-based ones. But whatever. Collateral damage. We do what we must because we can - for the good of all of us except the ones who are dead.
Which is to say, everybody populating this wreck of a universe.
Chaos energies begin to swirl around GodCraft. Dimensional tears open up. Perfect. Everything's ready to greet them.
Also, Twin, you didn't answer my questions two turns ago, even with a "I can't tell you that right now." Please????
Oh no
Well, it looks like the arrival is happening. Those were some AMAZING drawings, Twin! It's just a pity this had to happen after most of the armies who could have opposed this have been wiped...I have the feeling the armybuster mechs are about to go down in threat level...
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I heal the 0bsidian Colossus using Mr. Bones' Wild Guide.
The Stop-Signer Complete!
The Australian Icepicker Complete!
Pure Phlebotinum 3/6
The Shuffler && Nightmare Fuel && Suitarangs
Manipuleightir ~~~ Loom
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Sunpowder OoO Akward potion 2/?
Crushed Moonstone OoO Akward potion 2/?
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 8/25 (+1 from TT2000)
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 8/25 (+1 from TT2000)
Sunpowder 5/5 (Finished, leaving it here for now cuz too lazy to edit the docs file)
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 7/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
+2 to TT2000
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 6)
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 7)
I play the painchimer at the MC-Mech, inflicting wither and frozen!
INVENTORY
SIDE STATUS: RETURNED AGAIN, WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!?!
2 +1s to Irecreeper
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 26/50
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 25/50
DONE X-Isotoper && Xenon Atoms = X-Xenostopper 5/5
Element's ender && Doom Bullet = Doomender 3/9
NEW Java && X-Hydrostopper = ?? 1/??
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THE END TIMES HAVE ENDING
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>ATTAC-
>HIM: TAKE OVER!!!!!!
>Hello there! What are you doing in here?
>HIM: I AM HERE TO GET MODPACK BACK.
>What?
>HIM: THE SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE RESETS ANYTHING WHEN IN USE. I AM GOING TO USE IT HERE TO RESET MODPACK.
>…
>I’m sorry, Alex.
>I’m afraid I cannot let you do that.
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 5/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 10/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT:Noah's Flood MC Mech
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape: Just attack.
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
MC Freedom: Below
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 34%
-MC Freedom-
The Victor jumps to where Tricky is in the air.
Nice planet destroying.
Want to see how I do it?
All the guns on the ship point to Tricky and start tracking him. The planet crackers begin charging, their barrels filling with a blinding blue.
Dammit, curse my conscience.
This much firepower would cause too much collateral damage for too little result.
You would probably even live.
Ignore the fact I just launched the equivalent of 10,000 nukes.
You live today, Tricky.
The planet crackers stop charging for a second, but resume charging after the Victor drops to near Piono's battle. The ship's guns begin tracking him.
Hey piono.
You aren't mad at me are you?
For breaking our deal and attacking Tricky
Sunpowder OoO Akward potion 3/?
Crushed Moonstone OoO Akward potion 3/?
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 9/25
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 9/25
Sunpowder 5/5 (Finished, leaving it here for now cuz too lazy to edit the docs file)
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 7/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
+2 to TT2000
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 7)
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 8)
I buff the mutated twin with regeneration!
INVENTORY
8/10 New Horizons
19/? The Thing
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): HarvestR, use Infusment. Then, predict if HarvestR will get attacked. Is HarvestR will get attacked, then use Shield. If not, use Krackenswipe. I use that Mega Splash Healing Potion, and use the Weakness Potion on the Terror Spider. Wilson, you were taken over by Pr0ject B1nary.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Erelye, the Void beyond Matter, and YOG-SOTHOTH.
Universe B is going to wish they never invaded...
The Matrix hums a deathly tune. The world around it starts corrupting.
Tendrils of pure Taint extend from the Matrix, attempting to support it.
But the Runic Matrix starts to collapse into itself. But, there is no spacetime to puncture a hole into. There is nothing.
A place where no universe is. Space beyond space. A place where universes birth.
The Matrix starts to get infinitesimally small...
5
4
3
ENOUGH! YOU. NARRATOR. SHUDDUP.
You can't te-
YES. YES I CAN. THIS RUNIC MATRIX LITRALLY HAS THE POWER TO GO INTO YOUR UNIVERSE, AND DESTROY IT.
Ahem. Ok, that's better. Now, just for some tinkering...
Uh-oh... Too late...
I'll just take over now.
The Matrix shrinks into that point...
And a universe is born. This one, governed by Alchemy and the Classical Elements instead of Chemistry, Waves, Matter, and more.
Gerbil is in the universe, hibernating due to the combination of Water and Earth, with a complete lack of Fire in that portion of the universe, before universal spreading has had time to occur.
Millions of Years later...
Uuuuughhhh...
UNIVERSE: NOT IN DATABASE. COORDINATES: 0, 0, 0
Oh... Wow...
And... the center... is the Matrix?
The Matrix bursts open, finally finishing it's infusion. During the period it has been infusing, there have been numerous Void Novas. Along with that were many more catastrophic events delaying the infusion by a few million years. But, it is done...
Yes... YES.
This is IT!
I shall dub these Tubas...
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil.
Void Army ==> Target - EN Mech Mk. X.
Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Please tell me if I forget any posts.
No, not electromagnets. This is... sciencelike magic.
[quote=fseftr;/members/fseftr;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=17249]-snip-
Nomblequest:
-snip- Did I forget your post?
I just got a message from my master. We'll have to wrap this up. You have about one more of my posts until you are annihilated.
piono, now glowing with the energy of fifteen different elements turns and glares at the HMAS Victor.
At this point, I barely care anymore.
I just ready to watch every one of you burn.
Even if I already know that none of you are going to die.
Or at least not do so and stay dead.
I'm just here for one last strife.
And if doing so lets me burn the last of what you traitors, piono looks sideways at Vriska, are aiming at me, that's only a bonus.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
The Godmodder quickly uninstalls the portion of the HomestuckCraft plugin that allows for the creation of sprites!
Oh... I remember that thing! Sure, you guys can use it if you want. Scratch, is that okay with you? ...I didn't hear anything. I'm gonna take that as a yes.
You fail! I'm only giving you the claw machine using my GM powers. You're not getting anything else from that Manor! If you wanted it, you'd have to travel out of this universe, across the Void, and ALL the way to Alternia!
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 1/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 1/9)
That's up to you. I will have the final say on whether or not it works, though!
Oh. Sure. The WS-Mech and MC-Mech are transported there! They will take 15,000 damage per turn for two turns.
ADAM'S FLAIL: A weapon made from adamantium. It possesses the power to magnetically control all kinds of metal and shape it to its will, creating many things such as powerful metal constructs and weapons.
Alright, but it doesn't serve much use now. I never fully supported a class system to begin with; it seems very superfluous and unnecessary. You can continue using it if you want, though...
7,500 damage to the W-Mech!
7,500 damage to the EN-Mech!
ORB OF CONDIMENTS: A glowing orb that smells like awesome food. Has the power of every condiment known to existence, including ketchup, mustard, mayo, and ranch dressing.
The Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10: 1/11)
Not many players have interacted with HomestuckCraft, though! There are many different plugins, and although it's been a year, there are still many MANY plugins to use! And out of the few who have played with it, there are only a small few who are Princes of Heart... Will it be enough?
Why not Catdog?
The Godmodder places a mental lock over his brain! He'd prefer to not think about doomed timelines, since that would mean a whole new wave of confusion.
The Godmodder ALWAYS expects the exact attack thrown at him, so he godmods the attack away! He did it by placing nothing in front of him, which easily filled up the space with less than nothing inside of it.
Adam's Flail || Magneto's Power Capsule = The Magneto Marveller (Level 8: 1/9)
2 damage to Piono! 8,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
Machine Gun && Zeus Crystal = Electro's Gun (Level 2: 1/3)
7,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
1 damage to the Godmodder!
FURTHEST RING'S DICE: A set of eight black D8s that writhe with an eldritch power. They are infused with the power of the Noble Circle of Horrorterrors themselves, and all their terrible glory.
30,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
7-3-5-7-7-5-5-6
A massive crab claw appears and slices the MC-Mech up, dealing 9,000 damage!
5,000 damage to the Feline! 5,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
+5,000 HP!
4,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SUPER SMASH
7,000 damage to the W-Mech!
You fail because that's not the text color the EN-Mech uses!
6,000 damage to the W-Mech!
The Puppet is dead.
Whoops, my bad. God Cat isn't DEAD, just not an entity. Got it.
9,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COLD FRONT - MAELSTROMBOUND
10,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
NUCLEAR POWERSAW: A dualsaw that is powered by a cold-fusion power cell, granting its sharp edge a keen nuclear sheen. Its attacks can erode away the structure of most objects, that is, if it doesn't slice them in half first!
10,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
Fluorite Octet && MoYu 13x13 = Fluorite Coven (Level 13: 1/14)
Looks like you're unable to make this item...
5 Phantom Gunships killed!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
8,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
The Puppet died when Golden Freddy was summoned.
The attack fails because you achieved the Cal, Crowbar, and Dome Octets through illegetimate means! You have to wait for your alchemies to finish, the hard way!
The Godmodder /gives some butter onto the popcorn to make it less bland! (He means BUTTER, not GOLD.)
The Mechs are immune to EMPs thanks to a special alloy contained in their chassis that is resistant to magnets!
4,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
The weapon barely functions at all without the rod and keyboard to harness the orb's power! All you can create is a small plush arrow. Not even a real arrow! You feed it to the Obsidian Colossus, but the thing is so small it doesn't even replenish HP!
Metallo Brassbow && Nightvis Ingot && Cryotheum && Destabilized Redstone || Innocuous Needlewand = The Blood Moon (Level 6: 1/7)
Stave && Nightvis Ingot && Wither Skeleton Skull && Soul Sand = Withervis Stave (Level 5: 1/6)
Next attack against Rancid Cheese Wedge fails!
7,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
Unfortunately, the Godmodder conveniently forgot to install the DragonBall plugin on his server, so there are no means to go Super Saiyan or even replicate their biological processes!
And I sincerely doubt even that much power would be enough to break a Fourth Wall.
Fluoroantimonic Acid && M134 Minigun = M134 Acidsprayer (Level 2: 1/3)
27182818 = The e-Machine (Level 2: 1/3)
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => NUKED
You use up 5 Pie Filling and 2 Weasel Snot!
MC-Mech's HP depleted! It rolls up into a small ball...
Technically, the SJ-Mech's special attack SUMMONS the moon... It's a bit of a misnomer, really.
The "E" is removed from Golden Freddy's HP!
The Godmodder quickly places a bounty on the head of the leader of the Nazi German Mafia, and any other person who would rise up to become the new leader in his absence! Every other mafia of the world comes in and quickly assassinates them all.
7 Phantom Gunships killed!
This isn't just mind control! It looks like the structure of minds are physically being manipulated! Their memories, altered! If true, this is something that I don't think any race has a counterattack for...
The Godmodder thinks for a microsecond about helping you, and then the void of common sense takes over and he punches you in the face! Helping a player get OFF of GodCraft? No way! That goes completely against his world view! Besides, if the forces of Earth want him, they're going to have to fight him. He's perfectly capable of taking them down. He's an Omega+ Tier Godmodder!
Your army will do that.
The majority of the players on GodCraft don't believe you and dismiss you as a fraud, since not many of them know the exact identities of the Players of the Battlefield! Some do, but only a vocal minority... Additionally, the only resource pack allowed on the server (and the only one currently set on all Minecraft computers besides default) is one that replaces all textures with the Godmodder's face! He has also set every Minecraft computer so that no mods, resource packs, or plugins can be downloaded to anyone's computer!
It remains to be seen whether or not the players uphold the peace treaty...
Since any old guy can make a bag of popcorn, you do that and give it to the Godmodder, who eats it. The other two remain out of reach, however...
Even through your efforts, the Magic Cue Ball self-destructs and destroys itself and the gun!
The "M" is removed from Golden Freddy's HP!
You will attempt to politely greet the Arrival forces...
You can only alchemize three items at once!
Yeah, I remember it now.
You use the Withered Plate, inflicting the EN-Mech with the Withered status effect!
Yeah.
The MBoA is pretty much done. You definitely can't summon additional armies.
Who really knows if they're just going to ignore you and be on your side? Ikea and Bill have outright fought you in addition to the Godmodder...
Grayhold is fortified!
Unless you can explain how you can send a chat message to someone a dimension away from you, that fails.
4,000 damage to the W-Mech!
The HMAS Victor is fortified!
Sunpowder OOO Awkward Potion = Potion of Sunshine (1/2)
Crushed Moonstone OOO Awkward Potion = Potion of Moonlight (1/2)
I think you should only charge one weapon at once.
Of course there is! What gave you that idea? You cannot dispell Game Over's effects! +5,000 HP to the Mutated Twin!
5 damage to Piono!
Agreed. Netpatham, you sometimes tend to post WAY too much, and most of them are pointless roleplay posts.
I answered them! Here:
The Void, as described by Doc Scratch, is the empty space between universes. Every universe has a different name for it. In Mario, it's the bottomless pits, for example. For Homestuck, it is indeed the Furthest Ring. Also, different universes' sections of Void can have different properties. For example, the presence of Horrorterrors in the Furthest Ring.
The moon of Minecraftia isn't accessible by normal players since there are no means of achieving escape velocity in GodCraft. By the players of DTG, interaction with it has caused a few big clouds of Doom Bullets to be parked on the far side of the moon. They're forced there in a chronal lock, and they follow the moon's orbit. If the Godmodder was to disable the chronal lock, the Doom Bullets would attempt to hit him, and would barrel straight through the moon. The shrapnel will rain down on GodCraft and probably signal its Reckoning.
But that would never happen.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man caused that to happen, by the way.
We'll see...
+5,000 HP!
THE STOP-SIGNER: A massive red stop-sign whose handle can switch into a sword blade.
THE AUSTRALIAN ICEPICKER: A metal sniper rifle with an icicle attached to it. The rifle's fully charged shots are icicles which can stab right through opponents, inflicting serious damage.
How do you expect to alchemize with the Manipuleightr when all you have is its orb?
The Shuffler && Nightmare Fuel && Suitarangs = The Dealer (Level 5: 1/6)
Shh. Let them dream.
POTION OF SUNSHINE: A bright yellow potion. Upon use, it restores the health and strength of the drinker.
POTION OF MOONLIGHT: A bright silver potion. Upon use, it allows the drinker to regenerate health.
The End Times aren't over, Modpack... They're just beginning.
X-XENOSTOPPER: A white rifle supercharged with xenon power. Its shots are radioactive as well.
Java? I don't think you can alchemize something with just... "Java".
For reference, all potions made through standard ways take 2 posts to make. All potions made using the Dune Machine take 3 posts to make.
The Mutated Twin will Regenerate HP for a turn!
All armies' Cores take 100,000 damage! This kills LeShi. Talist, I have a question. Exactly HOW does Pherix's HP work?
Oblivion attempts to attack the Rancid Cheese Wedge, but fails thanks to Erelye! It instead shines its eyes at Golden Freddy, erasing the "S" from its HP! It attempts to raise the Corruption of Golden Freddy as
The Rancid Cheese Wedge deals 6,000 damage to the W-Mech! The Titanic Lunar Knight deals 25,000 damage to the SJ-Mech! The Control Core Tank attempts to attack the MC-Mech, but finds it cannot, as it has entered 0 HP Mode! The Mutated Twin is Regenerated for +7,000 HP!
The Feline deals 8,000 damage to the GH-Mech! The Void Army deals 10,000 damage to the WS-Mech and the EN-Mech! The Omega-2 Battalion takes a defensive stance... The Homelands attempt to attack the MC-Mech, but find they cannot, as it has entered 0 HP Mode!
The SJ-Mech uses Moonsetter, destroying all Enderman Assassins! The GH-Mech uses Dead Man's Volley, destroying all Phantom Gunships! The W-Mech and the EN-Mech deal 80,000 damage to the Control Core! The Godmodder destroys the Rancid Cheese Wedge and deals 22,000 damage to the Feline!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Defeat both Pro-Godmodder Armies!
> AGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat all Anti-Godmodder Armies!
> PGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Golden Freddy: [???] HP: IT
Titanic Lunar Knight: [N] HP: 143,000/150,000.
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 220,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x12.)
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] M.C. Freedom Ruins: Piono: 7/20 Respawns: III / CaptainM8ndfang: 20/20 HP. All the Luck: I Respawns: III vs. Tricky the Clown: ???/??? HP. Weakness: ???.
The Foresaken: [XDGrangerDX] The Core: Mutated Twin. 62,000/300,000 HP. The Fleet: Experiment #94728. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavy: Multi-Powersuit. 200,000/200,000 HP. The Artillery: Experiment #94725. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Experiment #35674. 9,000/9,000 (x75.)
The Feline: [AG] HP: 81,000/120,000. Regeneration: III Reincarnations: III Corruption: 50%.
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 100,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer. 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x47.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 75,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 26,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 12,500oC.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 110,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) Want You Gone: III
Sangheilos Alliance: [Aegis-A095] The Core: CSO-Class Supercarrier. 200,000/700,000 HP. The Fleet: CAS Assault Carriers. 400,000/400,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: CCS Battlecruisers. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Super-Heavy Plasma Mortars. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x15.)
SJ-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 160,500/600,000. Moonsetter: III Burned: III
MC-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 0/350,000. Nova: I
W-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 213,500/450,000. Witching Hour: III Burned: III
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 345,500/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 370,000/600,000. Dead Man's Volley: III
EN-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 60,000/750,000. Game Over: III Burned: III Wither: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 15/125. Killstreak: 54.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII IN USE (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III DISABLED (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
25 Pie Filling
28 Weasel Snot
Chapter 23: The Void Beyond Matter
I can sense this will be one of the most ventured chapters. In fact, I can see it being pawed about, dribbled on, and generally maltreated - a high compliment for a book of any kind. But, I digress.
As you have assuredly noted along your research, we are the primary race in the universe. Elven research and advances reign supreme here, though we are not alone. Just beyond the vast expanse of space lies horror unspeakably powerful, just within our comprehension - only just within. Horrors and abominations powerful enough to annihilate Vetas and its moons without a sweat, nor a qualm of morality. These entities will be covered later. For now, we shall explore their dark realm full to the brim with secrets millennia old; just within our grasp, perhaps?
No. We may smile, a little sadly, about what this tells us about elven nature. The kindest interpretation would be "Hope springs eternal." In spite of the fact that the fabric of reality is highly distorted, though a minuscule fraction of the arcane community finds this to be utter hogwash, and that they alone are clever enough to understand it. They are incorrect.
The entirety of the endless realm beyond our universe is named many things. I can see them in the darks and deeps of my bi-enquieric slumber. Some call the place The Void, others The Place. For the sake of continuity, I will call the place its most common name, the Furthest Ring. The Furthest Ring is a realm utterly devoid of all reason and logic, but should still be taken seriously. The place, in its entirety, is theoretically infinite, though none have ventured into it to see. The very fabric of reality out there defies our very minds. You might find yourself flying a common starcruiser in the Ring, only to find that you are going in the opposite direction of where you originally started. The Furthest Ring is not composed of any physical matter known to sentient beings. It seems to exhibit large amounts of radioactivity and Flux at randomly debilitating moments, though the rays will reach Vetas after elvenkind has long passed.
In short, to easily explain this in mundane terms, this place is utterly "messed up." I cannot say much more, for fear of being overheard. Know this: all Vis in the universe, and beyond, comes from this Void. All of our energy is derived from this singular, yet infinite place.
And yet, none of it at the same time, if you know what I mean.
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I rejoice with a loud "YYYYYYYES!" upon realizing I harmed the Godmodder. The yes is so loud that the sound waves bust the eardrums of the Feline.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 18/35
Molecular Voider (Level 5: 6/6) I know have a sword that can cut through anything made out of atoms, and generate/decrease the amount of chaos in an area.
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 5/15
He scream
ok, how about this:
I fold a paper-written version of my chat message into a paper airplane and throw it at the arrival portal, hopefully it will go through.
I light up some TNT and throw it at the EN-Mech.
I'll be making my great escape now!