Tazz. It is not godmodding. This is, in fact, an actual combat-based fight where I am using piono's powers as he would in that situation with his power levels. Remember, he permanently super-charged his alchemies through gaming his battle technique. The reason you keep getting smacked away is because piono's been able to catch all of them head-on. Notice that every attack that's hit piono since he hit the ground has been made on him while he was distracted. He's not completely used to his powers yet, but he knows how to use them, so he can block stuff he's paying attention to, but he has a hard time blocking unanticipated attacks.
@insert: you've hit the nail on the head with the hammer. That's mostly it. We've had several other entities like that, its just that no one but me is willing suicidal enough to argue with twinbuilder about it.
9/11 for Vita Austraili
9/11 for Aquilonem Mors
5/9 for the Magneto Marveller
pionostrife:
insert launches a barrage of weaponry at piono, a few of the time clones put away their guns and quickly begin shielding, blocking the incoming weapons, but weakening the charging attack.
Tazz rolls the dice... will the attack manifest before the attack? Vriska, still struggling to escape her bonds throws something at tazz with her restrained hand.
The orb of light connects with tazz's foot
8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8 PERFECT ZILLYSTORM!!!
A sudden mass of every single zilly weapon ever alchemized in any universe connected to Godcraft appears in the air above piono, adding the storm of weapons introduced by erelye
They all open fire. Almost all of the time clones of piono stop to power the shield against the wave of malicious zilly energy.
Three more guns are still revving.
Erelye activates a wave of items... piono's time clones recognize what is going and the last two turn and proactively use their Nulla Stellas and Denito Surrexits to disable the items before they properly take effect.
The last piono turns Ultimatum on Erelye.
Almost, but not quite.
Hank, on the ground, his lower spinal cord severed, finally, after a minute of painful work, has propped the Emerald Nova up against a sufficiently large piece of debris. Good night piono.
Hank opens fire, the bullets rip through a number of piono's time clones, weakening the shield, and insert/tazz's wave of weaponry smashes down into the central area, and erelye's deactivations kick in, robbing the Ultimatum of its power source.
Erelye grabs piono with the Spare Tentacle.
piono grins.
Guess you got me.
The Hazel Wand rips through him right as he fades to mist, utilizing one of the gained abilities from soul-bonding the Faceless Eight. piono killed. His soul wasn't successfully stolen, but the strife is over.
Hank grunts. Yeah, its all well and good, but could somebody please help me before I bleed out? I'm sort of a paraplegic right now.
elsewhere...
piono respawns on a distant hill.
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Phobos materializes next to piono. Are you done yet?
I suppose. That went well.
You know what they say, it ain't a proper Charlie Foxtrot until the brass gets involved. I believe that in this case the brass were the only ones responsible.
We learned a lot though. Yes, we did.
Are the men in place? The bugs will be released shortly.
piono nods, and he and Phobos dissolve into shadow.
hours in the future, but not many...
The swarm is ready.
The flood gates are down.
It is time to feed.
((Hey guys, that bit with the pionostrife isn't finished yet. Vriska has something to say.))
I rejoice with a loud "YYYYYYYES!" upon realizing I harmed the Godmodder. The yes is so loud that the sound waves bust the eardrums of the Feline.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 18/35
Molecular Voider (Level 5: 6/6) I know have a sword that can cut through anything made out of atoms, and generate/decrease the amount of chaos in an area.
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 5/15
6,000 damage to the Fefline!
MOLECULAR VOIDER: A sword capable of slicing through objects at the molecular level; it can void entire objects out of existence. It also possesses mastery of chaos energies. It glows with a bronze power.
Sol's Twig 11/11!
The Blood Moon 2/7
Withervis Stave 2/6
I examine Sol's Twig.
@HEX: Under other circumstances, I would be inclined to aid you. Unfortunately, I hold quite a conspicuous grudge against the IDMG, and would rather defend in the manner I shall attempt. Besides, it is not as if this would save us, nor can luck or strategy. However... it is not as if either of those things matter in a reality in which all else is doomed to fail.
Pionostrife:
I look at Vriska.
If I were not suffering agonizingly painful soul-throes due to my near separation of soul and body, I would be able to present a more adequate form of gratitude.
Then, I turn back to Piono, and drag Mercury and Mars out of orbit to strike him. I have no qualms with spraying the entirety of the solar system at him. Besides, collateral damage would be very nice in this particular area of the Battlefield, with all the Mechs about; of course, I telekinetically prevent any civilian/bystander casualties. Of course, this is merely a diversion, though a horribly inefficient one. I then proceed to transmute his entire body to solid bricks of carbon monoxide, and absorb the energy of his inevitable counterattack; this energy is then used to emit sound waves at precisely the right frequency needed to make his head, specifically, explode. (Of course, everyone in the vicinity, minus Piono, is struck momentarily deaf; besides, even if we were not deaf, it would only affect Piono). If this attack is somehow redirected/blocked, I blow his head off with a blast from the Hazel Wand. If that fails, I constrict Piono with the Spare Tentacle, if possible. Directly afterwards, I impale him with the tip of the Hazel Wand, which is four times sharper than the Quills of Echidna (under normal circumstances, the Quills would be the sharpest things in the universe). If my first attack succeeded, I use the second attack as well, then the next if the second succeeded, and so on. All in one fluid string of attacks, mind you.
You are now one of the elves, sitting on the edge of your Quest Pillar, near your Quest Refugilair. You know what time it is.
It is time for the final battle.
>End Act 4.
I'm sorry. You have to know when to say goodbye.
SOL'S TWIG: A green wand with white energy writhing from its tip. It seems to harness the powers of the Green Sun and mix them into a vast array of supercharged spells.
I'll have you know that slamming the entire solar system into GodCraft has already been done. You can continue with it, though. Just felt like pointing that out.
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: CO: Pax Azurite the WS Mech
HMAS Victor: Mini IC WS mech
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: Wait for death.
MC Freedom: Below
@xcano: YES! That attack worked! That was the funniest thing I have seen all week and I was hoping to everything that that attack would go through, but I didn't say anything because of how much time I was spending on the pionostrife.
I am really glad that went through. That was absolutely amazing.
@twin: Yeah, super saiyan would bust a fourth wall, remember, Bec Noir did it, and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be able to stand up to an enraged super saiyan. There is the matter of the OP Scale to take into consideration though.
Also, you missed the opportunity to be obnoxious and interpret modpack's attempt to alchemize with java as being with the type of coffee.
Finally, you never responded to that PM of mine...
7/11 for Vita Australi
7/11 for Aquilonem Mors
3/9 for the Magneto Marveller
pionostrife:
Erelye launches Mars and Mercury at the surface of Godcraft, but it is a strenuous effort.
Rounds until Mars impact: 2. rounds until Mercury impact: 3 (twin, make this a thing. It'd be really cool to just have out of nowhere... bam! two planets slam into the battlefield. If not, do something to intercept them. Speaking of which, the debris from Venus being shattered by Tricky should be landing for massive damage to everything on the battlefield)
Erelye prepares to do another transformation, but piono snarls, and Erelye looks down to see Ircucvci in his gut, piono holding it with one hand, and Denito Surrexit in the other.
Forget this.
He pulls Ircucvci out and whirls around as Vriska rushes at him. The two clash blades again and again, then piono brings his knee into Vriska's chest, whirls around, bringing Vriska's blade off sideways, and connecting his elbow with her head, and then swiping Ircucvci in a wide arc, bringing it through her avatar's chest, knocking it back and dealing 5 damage. Hank finally has piono in his sights. He pulls the trigger, piono whirls...
Bullet time.
Piono flashes past Hank. He turns as Hank clutches his side, now with a massive gash going halfway horizontally across his stomach. gorilla. Not again.
Hank falls over.
Erelye, too wounded to properly pull off his other attacks, launches his dark bolt.
Piono brings up Nocte Consumens...
Which was disabled by Vriska's battle technique.
Piono is blown backwards, taking 3 damage. He stumbles to his feet.
I wanted to not make it go through, but then I realized I couldn't think of a single way to block it. AND it was very original.
Well, answer me this: can an enraged Super Saiyan hold the power to preside over an entire universe, become nearly omniscient and omnipotent, and interfere with the Narrative itself? If so, then yes, they COULD break a Fourth Wall. If not, then they can't.
I know; that's why I wanted the alchemy to be less vague. It could have been the OS OR the coffee.
Agh. I haven't been responding to many PMs AT ALL lately. I'll get to them after this.
Technically, Mars and Mercury (along with the rest of the solar system) already collided with GodCraft, but as I said above, I don't mind very much!
Bluh bluh bluh. Fine then, be that way Scratch. I'm just going to make the amazing portal device myself. I combine the Magic Cueball Viewfinder, an Appearifier, and a Sendificator, effectively making an interdimensionaly portal. And before you ask how I got it, the answer is that I used the Compu-Sooth Spectagoggles, Trollian, and the ability to look up handles. YOU CAN'T DENY ME THINGS SCRATCH YOU SMUG *****.
After that I attempt to arm myself in real life. I also shoot a Mech up with an octet of Crowbars. Not Crowbar-themed d8s, Crowbars.
Hm. I suppose I might as well try to destroy some planets. I quickly shoot a Miniature Green Sun into the path of a planet. Then literally a zillion more. The ensuing detonation consumes the entire battlefield. I really don't know why I keep trying for pyrrhic victories, but the most likely answer is that they're mostly consequence-free due to the complete lack of real mortality.
I then contemplate whether I can use the anti-entity curse that the Godmodder used, seeing as he may be in the slightest bit of danger due to the Arrival and the curse isn't necessarily code-based? Or would it be restricted by the Curse of Repetitiveness, which honestly should apply to itself seeing as it's something being brought in from the last thread.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 4/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 4/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 4/9)
Okay, maybe Scratch can't deny you things, but I can deny you things!
Several players quickly see the high-tech machines and loot them!
5,500 damage to the WS-Mech!
Only the Godmodder can use and control his Curses.
insert, using your logic, DTG2 itself would be affected by the Curse of Repetitiveness and become unplayable. There are some things it just can't mess with.
The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 9/9). Oh yes!
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 5/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 4/11)
I obtain a Nyan Cat large enough to ride and rush in, the Nyan Cat delivering a payload of rainbow-lasers right to Piono's rear end as the tail end of Kalare's attacks go through, then disembark from my loyal and fantastic mount to deliver Piono a slam with the inherent Smithing, Temporal and Fiery powers of Fear No Anvil, hoping that the first of these things screw up his attempts to use his Alchemy-Given powers against me.
The Nyan Cat steed, meanwhile, does a suicidal blitzkreig rush into the EN-Mech, exploding in a furious pulse of rainbow-colored fury right into the chest. His noble sacrifice will never be forgotten.
THE DRAGON ENDER: A heavily modified version of the Man Ender that acts like a sort of arm-rifle. It's worn like a piece of armor attached to the arm, and upon use, switches from scaled armor into a massive amethyst rifle. It harnesses the inferno of the Enderdragon into massive attacks.
What does Fluorite Octet && Shengshou 10x10 (10x10x10 Rubik's cube) make?
Fluoroantimonic Acid && M134 Minigun = M134 Acidsprayer (Level 2: 2/3)
27182818 = The e-Machine (Level 2: 2/3) EDIT: Forgot to increment these
I use the Unicoder again, this time to place the words "PewDiePie sucks!" (which is still Unicode, in the Basic Latin block) into the SJ-Mech's speech buffer, causing it to say "PewDiePie sucks!" This results in the Bro Army rushing the SJ-Mech, causing it to take damage from both the physical attacks from the Bro Army and the immaturity of the comments that they are shouting.
@Twin: When an attack cools Pherix off, it reduces his temperature by 1/50th of the damage it would have dealt. Dealing damage to Pherix and cooling him off are different things.
Everyone defend themselves! Except have Arthur fling Pherix into the air to damage him.
@Nimble: Only 1 turn left? I don't think thats enough time. Oh well, just try to time it right and run through the spinning thingies.
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Netpatham: Whats a countermeme? I know that a meme is used to reference any idea that propagates through a community similar to a virus. So... it is a counter to what kind of meme? Huh? Binary? Who is that? The one wh0 attacked me?
@fseftr: Oh, you used your own personal magic gem. I'll add another magic gem.
@Nimble: Isn't that rather greedy? Using an AOE heal to heal just your own entity? Both potions used. Again... Who is Binary? Or, Pr0ject B1nary, as you said.
The Terror Spider takes 15 damage to start off. It attacks HarvesteR, dealing a double weakened 7 damage to KrackensBane and applying Icy Toxin specifically to the blade... somehow. HarvesteR infuses a Super Kerbal into its blade, but it is so weak. Someone! Summon something to protect it so it can finish its combo! The Exorcist deals a boosted 9 damage
If you can weaken the spider just a little more, I can finish it off. Just a b1t more, then I can relive my pain.
Bonus Text: You all get together to explain who Binary is to Wilson. He listens intently. Ah... I see... I guess after seeing that my existence is a lie, I can accept anyth1n- eh, I mean, anything. He thinks for a while. So... If this... AI... is going to 1nvade this world... I want to not be cured. I think I can quarantine this shard in my mind. Ever heard the phrase, "hair of the fox that bit you,"? I think that having this will be g0od. I can turn it to my advantage. Trust me! My voice isn't very robotic anymore! I want to try to get something out of this! If I know what to expect, I might not get cr1ppled so easily by its attacks! Do you want to let him, or insist on trying to purge Binary's effects from him? As he looks up pleadingly, you see that his eyes have turned a dark purple.
Enemy Line:
[SHADOW] Terror Spider 105/475 HP (Enraged; Poisoned, 1 turns left;) + Eyes 50/75 HP (closed) - Action: 1
Base attack: 15 Shadow Damage and applies venom to the target
Toxin Spray: Applies venom to all enemies
Toxin Deluge: Applies 3 stacks of venom
Toxic Web: Spends the turn building a poisoned web. The web is nature typed and has 40 HP. While the web is alive, attacking entities have a chance to have venom applied to them.
Toxin Surge: Removes all stacks of venom on the target and deals all the them venom's remaining damage to the target instantly.
Flurry of Blows: Targets every poisoned entity, dealing 10 Shadow damage and refilling the Venom timer(s).
Split Venom: Applies 2 venom stacks to 2 enemies.
Venoms: Foul Toxin: deals 4 Shadow damage per turn for 3 turns
Crippling Toxin: Deals 2 Nature damage per turn for 4 turns and weakens the target's attacks.
Icy Toxin: Deals 3 Cold damage per turn for 4 turns.
Burning Toxin: Deals 5 Fire damage per turn for 2 turns.
Venoms can stack. I'll add more random toxins if this is too easy.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 9/40 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 1/12? HP (Icy Toxin 3 turns left) - Action: 2 (Gerbil's; Icy Toxin 1 turn left, Crippling Toxin 1 turn left) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 50/50 HP - Action: 3 (Blue's) Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
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[NEU] Wilson 13/40 HP (brewing panaceas, 2 turns left)
Panaceas: 3 left. (cures one entity of all poisoned or venom status effects)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x0 - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1 - We're actually running a little low on them...
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | R
Okay, so Pherix dies when he reaches 30,000 HP? And what happens when his Temperature lowers? What effect does it have?
Overworld: The Control Core Tank screeches, curling up into a ball and unleashing a wave of Novas at the offending W-Mech, ignoring the EN-Mech both out of spite and in an attempt to not trigger it's self destruct.
I glance over at the Control Core Tank, then look back to the mechs. The drone I'm controlling sparks, sprouting huge wings of gray energy and flying into the air, wielding a significantly bigger version of the Pomson 9000. "Ever heard of Pandora's Box? Well, you don't want to open THAT one." I say, indicating to the Control Core Tank.
The remains of the Rancid Cheese Wedge warp, as the corruption that was taking it over gathers itself together, but promptly gets eaten by a Mechroa tendril.
The Titanic Lunar Knight continues attacking the SJ-Mech.
Dreamscape: I step forward, consuming an Energy gem to power my armor, and cycling through a bundle of elements.
Manifestation of Engie: [80/80 HP] [10/10 armor] Passive: Damage increases by 5 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 20 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
Let's try this: Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = ??? (???, 1/?)
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 6/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 5/11)
I don't let up on Piono, even if at some point I was blown away, blown up, kicked back, mauled, or some other form of usually-incapacitating blow. I will not relent! I get the Koopa Candyslayer's Auto-Pilot to cover me, peppering Piono relentlessly with loads of candy-based explosives from another angle, while I simultaneously rush in with Caledfwlch and The Man Ender, using the latter's limited teleport feature to close the gap and dodge any projectiles attempting to intercept me.
I also take the Irate Scherzo and do some very literal Orchestral Bombing on the EN-Mech.
The Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = The Allegrostepper (Level 6: 1/7)
I flash-step behind the SJ-Mech, and impale it with a solidified Tentacular Grimvapor composed of Nightmare Fuel fumes, accompanied by a strike from Fill 'Em with Midnight.
Pionostrife:
I glance down, seeing the blade sticking out of my chest.
In all seriousness, I have already been stabbed in the exact same position by Quen-Athar. So, not nearly as painful. Still, I collapse to the floor, a mixture of the mutated neural gland chemicals in my blood corroding Ircucvci. Reaching for the Hazel Wand, I fire the blast.
Then, I stand up, blood dripping freely onto the floor. At this point, it would be best I got back into the groove of things. I proceed to flash-step over the place like an utter madman, the occasional glint of the Hazel Wand appearing. No more holding back, I suppose. Instantly, Piono is coated in a searingly painful array of pulsating navy/violet/black aura, the energy swiftly burning into his alchemical power. Regardless of the outcome of the attack, I continue to flash-step, Green Sun-teleport, and timestep across the place, alternating between the three in a seemingly irrational, completely untraceable pattern. Then, I arc the Hazel Wand down slightly, and it metamorphoses into the innocuous version of it. What appears to be a modified Caledfwlch, quite a bit longer, lighter, and less broad, to suit my abilities. It is still the sharpest thing currently in existence, though.
Flash-stepping into the fray between Vriska and Piono, I get off a few precision strikes in a style utterly unknown to all present. It is not from Vetas, technically. It is the method my Guardian taught me some three loä ago, before the... never mind. You know what happened. Anyway, the point is that when the blade strikes Piono, I let off a large amount of Green Sun energy within it, frying the insides of Piono. And electrocuting him, as well as causing a few of his blood cells to burst, giving Piono an aneurism. Regardless, each individual strike is spread out far in between the others, as I flash-step around, my blood staining the floor around us all slightly as I try to avoid hitting Tazz and Vriska whilst keeping an eye on Piono. At this point, I pulse a large amount of majyyk through the bodies of Tazz and Vriska, empowering them. I stop any elemental assaults towards the former and latter with The White Ring.
Dear me. I have just noticed how long-winded I am. Wow.
I decide to test what the Godmodder's virus can do.
TEST 1: MALWAREBYTES
I run Malwarebytes Anti-Malware and run a full scan.
TEST 2: OPENING THE CASE
I buy another Minecraft account FOR SCIENCE and install Minecraft on my separate virus testing computer. I try to open the case of my virus testing computer.
TEST 3: DELETING SYSTEM32
I delete system32 on my virus testing computer.
TEST 4: DELETING .MINECRAFT
I delete the .minecraft folder on my virus testing computer.
TEST 5: OTHER VIRUSES
I run Gruel (renders the computer useless), Bumerang (payload of CIH without the timer), Maldal (fills computer with useless files), Sasser (you probably already know what this does), Conficker (this one too) and Arcticbomb (deletes as many files as it can when run) all at once on my virus testing computer.
M134 ACIDSPRAYER: A green minigun with an insanely fast firing rate! In addition to firing ammo, special acid canisters can be equipped into the weapon which allow it to spray bolts of acid that damage opponents.
THE e-MACHINE: A bulky computer. With the press of a button, it will produce a long piece of paper detailing the digits of e. Several dials can be used to set how many digits the machine will produce.
RESULT 1: You cannot open Malwarebytes since you cannot close out of Minecraft's window!
RESULT 2: Instantly, your separate computer becomes infected with the Operation and you are logged on to GodCraft! You hear a low humming noise from your computer. Upon inspection, it doesn't seem that you can open the case at all!
RESULT 3-5: You cannot interact with anything on your computer besides Minecraft...
I join in with the font throwing by throwing my designs for Bradley Brush Comic Papyrus Curlz Script of a Hobo (the worst parts of Bradley Hand ITC, Brush Script MT, Comic Sans, Papyrus, Hobo, Curlz MT, and Birth of a Hero combined into a single font) at the SJ-Mech. The sheer terribleness of the font leads to the SJ-Mech's visual sensors and central processing unit taking damage.
I Forge's Light the EN-Mech, but I put my shots towards his various extremities, or "ends". This includes his arms, legs, head, and...any other things sticking out of its body.
I quickly use all of my planetpops in an amazing combo attack against Piono, then hit him with another blast from the Twitchy Staff regardless of whether the planetpops worked. This should probably kill him, and if he's already dead then I do that to a Mech.
I also attempt to find a way to hurt the Godmodder. To do this I park an inconspicuous cannon in front of him, then load a hundred Magic Cue Balls in. I then attempt to shoot a Mech, and predictable results ensue, namely the Magic Cue Balls exploding. I also attempt to recreate his fabulous cape.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 5/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 5/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 5/9)
You use the Twitchy Staff against Piono!
The Magic Cueballs crackle with green energy and cause the cannon to vanish! It then appears right behind you and explodes. The force instantly kills you.
To do that, you would have to have been an attendant at Minecon 2011.
=ACTION=
I quickly smack ALL THE MECHS with a FRYING PAN.
ELECTRO'S GUN: A silver machine gun with the power to control lightning and even produce it from its barrels. It can use this power to electrically charge its shots as well.
8/11 for Vita Australi
8/11 for Aquilonem Mors
4/9 for the Magneto Marveller
pionostrife:
Tazz rushes in with a rainbow Nyan, unleashing a barrage of lasers. piono flash-steps his way around the lasers and as tazz comes down with his hammers, piono brings out his, smashing Terra Firma into tazz with a sweeping blow, but tazz retaliates with a sudden rain of candy-themed explosives. Piono pulls out Lex Ordinis, and the air crystalizes, blocking all the projectiles, and as tazz rushes in, he too gets a taste of piono's sword, this time from behind when piono out teleports him with Nulla Stella, and then erelye's shadow attack hits.
Without Nocte Consumens, piono is not able to control shadows...
But he still has Deum Lucem.
The shadows attempting to consume piono are blown away by a blinding light. Piono pulls out Denito Surrexit to catch erelye, but stops when Vriska charges him again. This time he doesn't stop to spar with her. He brings down Deum Lucem... and whirls around, Denito Surrexit still in his off-hand empowering his reaction time, smashing Deum Lucem into erelye, knocking him away once again, dodging under Vriska's blow, and twisting to connect his off hand with Vriska's head. Exedo glows with dark energy, and Vriska's character, knocked back again, crumples to the ground, covered in swirling purple energy. piono is beginning to look slightly winded...
insert brings down the first planet pop on piono's head. piono goes down to one health. Insert raises the twitchy staff to finish off piono... piono seems to... fizzle slightly... and insert is hit from behind with an arrow from Superosque by one of piono's time clones. The thirteen pionos ring themselves into a circle.
Each one pulls out Ultimatum.
Its... Time... to... *cough* end this.
All thirteen guns begin revving up...
One way or another. The strife ends now.
Darn right it's over. Just not how you expected. I reveal that in fact every time I ever failed to hurt you was in fact a magnificent distaction from the real goal: slowly setting up a subtle, yet ever present arsenal on the Freedom. This fact suddenly strikes you, hitting with the force of a Crowbar, Uranium's Umbrage, a set of Trickster troll weapons, a bunch of Revenges, and like 11 octets of magical dice. You then proceed to die in an incredibly anticlimactic manner, yet still one presided over with a tremendous amount of flair. I then pick up the Emerald Nova if it's anywhere nearby and smash your head in with the Green Sun on its top. If no Nova is available I simply substitute the Twitchy Staff instead.
After that I reconfigure the homing spell to direct the weapons to punch through a Mech, and then use Generic Storm in the form of a GREEN SUN. (I put Miniature Green Suns in them and fused them together.)
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 6/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 6/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 6/9)
\/ Chronal lock, homing spell, tiny rockets and amazing camouflage.
You canot interact with others' Spoils of War!
What homing spell?
All that would do, by nature of Generic Objects, is create a Perfectly Generic Model! (Since the Miniature Green Sun is, after all, a MODEL of the actual Green Sun.)
I decide to hold a funeral for the many, many, many, many noobs who have been slain in this fight. I respect of their sacrifice, I elect for a 999,999,999,999,999 gun + arcum dei salute. They're all aimed at the EN-Mech.
All of a sudden, a Space Capsule (garage part) floats down from the sky on parachutes. When it hits the ground, its hatch opens, and I emerge holding a Helium-3 Cannister! Now all I need is for the Magnetic Ore to finish smelting...
Magnetic Ore ~ Iron Furnace = Magnetic Ingot
MAGNETIC INGOT: A light-blue ingot that has magnetic properties. Anything forged from it would likely retain this magnetism.
Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = ??? (???, 2/?)
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 7/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 6/11)
OK, that's it. I'm really tired of these games!
I use Endure and focus all of Kalare's empowerment into the move, forcing myself to survive and stand my ground at 1 HP no matter how hard Piono pushes me or my attacks away with his Godmodding. Yes, it's Godmodding at this point, and very blatant Godmodding at that. Not even crossed out. It's too blatant. I get the Godmodder's attention at all of Piono's now-blatant Godmodding, by yelling into the Srkillex Drop about this from the center of the circle. I mean, LOOK AT THIS GUY! My hope here is that he'll attack Piono out of the implied challenge of using Godmodding right in front of him. Or at least direct the Meches to Piono to attack in his place hopefully using any available specials on him, which, considering we're now on the ground, Piono has no way of avoiding. Just in case, I also mention that Piono's been hoarding Popcorn behind his back for Project Nexus, managing to say my message over the roar of all 13 Ultimatums.
Regardless of the success of my convincing, I then roll the Combatdice of Zillydub at my feet and step on them to decide the roll without looking at the results, forcing the attack through and preventing Piono from just shooting/blowing/shaking/Godmodding the dice away.
>>Richard Persson, this is a serious matter. Binary has ABSOLUTE SUPERIORITY OVER ANY ENVRIONMENT THAT IS CODING-BASED. I don't think ANYONE can defeat him here!
>>Plus I'm not a player, merely an AI summoned by one, and all I want is the capability to send a clone of myself off-server to attempt to keep the status quo. All I can do at this point, unfortunately. Being a computer-based life form has its perks, but this is one of its downsides: I cannot get near to Binary without attracting notice on the network...
>>Sincerely, HEX.
==Battlefield chat==
>>Remember when I said I was outputting a countermeme? Unfortunately, I lied slightly. It was a glyph that installed a shield against outside impulses in your neurons into your brain. There is nothing I can do at present to undo the manipulation except place an equally strong countercompulsion on you. This has to be consensual though.
>>[Y/N]?
]>>New Automated Responder Initialized.
>>At least I had time to get it taken care of before it felt natural, as evidenced by Wilson.
==Chat with summoning player==
>>This looks bad. Very bad. Prepare for the worst.
>>Hold on. WHATEVER YOU DO RIGHT NOW DO NOT DISCONNECT FROM GODCRAFT.
>>Sending data.
*the screen goes crazy for a good few minutes as HEX sends a copy of himself out over the Minecraft client connection, then bounces back and onto the Internet.*
>>All right, I'm out. Wish me luck.
<*player name here*>Good luck out there. Keep clear of viruses and the NSA.
>>Indeed. Good thing my OS is completely foreign. What with the magix.
<………>You think that will help?
>>I'm not pinning my hopes on it, let's put it that way.
==Battlefield==
>>Omega-2: Start producing completely different robots with which to fight the evil members of the Conclave if necessary. With all 3,000 fabrication bays. Each of them unique. Each of them ready to act. Each of them entirely based off of magic, not code. They stand at the ready. Probably to be game-mastered out of existence, but what are desperate moves for, if not failing utterly and requiring innovative thinking?
>>Omega-2 Battalion: Hold positions.
>>Loading instant weapons. All weapons that can do damage instantly and might be useful are loaded.
>>………They're opening a portal. I might be able to get something out if I move fast enough.
>>A thaumic construct positions itself in such a way that it can immediately remove itself through the portal.
==PM to Erelye==
>>I am not the IDMG, I merely work with an alternate-universe them. One that is slightly more competent than the one from here, if my data-gathering is correct, because there's not a similar version of myself here. I don't particularly like this version myself, they seem rather like bumbling idiots. At most. Good grief, they still don't know how to handle eldritch monstrosities? WHY IS THERE A COMPUTER RUNNING MICROSOFT BOB ON THEIR NETWORK?!?!?!
>>Yeaighagh....I can see why you don't like them.
>>Rest assured we are much more competent in the alt-universe. At least until the in-character GM there decided to manifest and pull a rocks fall everyone dies scenario to attempt to set things straight, at which point things went...Shall we say downhill, if the hill was a cliff. Some things we just haven't had too much of a chance to encounter and formulate procedures for. Like, for instance, someone running an unknown program, inside an SBURB session, that opens portals en masse to this place the real GM calls In-Between. That, everyone is still working out. Apparently the Doctor(s) have managed to close a grand total of one so far.
How many times does he have to tell you? Richard Persson is dead. The person you're talking to is a new man. (And besides, Persson is a nickname! He got it because he worked with Notch, giving him ideas on Minecraft!)
The Godmodder reminds you that, since you're not a player, you don't have much jurisdiction here on the Battlefield. He also reminds you that, since you're from a foreign forum game, your power is weakened somewhat.
The Godmodder is so enraged that you lied that he completely disables the glyph!
I cease my flash-movement. Also, you should note, Piono, that my auric attack was in no way shadow-related. It does not change the outcome, but I feel I should inform you of this.
End this? You are going to regret your decisions for many millennia after we slay you here. Regardless of your lifespan. I have my ways.
At that, the Hazel Wand transforms back into a wand. At this point, I realize I am not going to be the one to slay him; likely Hank, Vriska, or perhaps Tricky. Still, I shall attempt to. I pull out the Warded Soul Jar as well. An eternity in utter oblivion, they say. I should feel remorse. But then, I cannot say I will not be glad for other reasons; Piono was never remarkable for olfactory immaculateness. In a singular motion, I activate a variety of devices stored in the myriad sections of hammerspace. Immediately, the area around the Piono-s suffers excessive electromagnetic activity, disabling any- and all -electronics or electricity-relative devices on the Piono-s. Next, all velocity/motion relative weaponry, such as any and all guns of any kind, as well as all forms of the sorcery befitting of... elementalists, are utterly sterilized by another bit of esoteric sorcery completely separate from any form of element any of you could recognize. Directly afterwards, I use the Spare Tentacle on the main Piono, holding him in place with no regard for obscene Godmodding. At the very least, you will have to give me a very long essay on how you managed to block the Spoil. At this point, I, if I am meant to slay Piono, and not another, skewer him directly through the heart with the infinitely sharp and precise tip of the Hazel Wand, keeping up all destabilization wards. Then, I allow some of my blood, still dripping from the area in my chest, to pool into my hand. Raising it into the air, I begin muttering with a tone and speed of voice unprecedentedly swift and portentous - minacious, even. With speed befitting of a master of the occult and all forms of sorcery, I expedite the death of Piono via Negotium perambulans in tenebris. No, it has nothing to do with tenebrae. In all actuality, it is aqua fortis. This fluid is decanted onto the epidermis of Piono. I hope you know what aqua fortis is. You know, HNO3? Well, not merely aqua fortis. There are several grams of fluoroantimonic acid, as well as a gram and a half of Polonium 210. In short, the most corrosive and radioactive substances in the universe are currently in contact with Piono. If this miraculously slays Piono, I trap his soul in the Warded Soul Jar, and convert it to essentia.
Whaaa..? Not healable? But you said earlier that the DoT is healable! ._. w/e its obvious that you want NOT A SINGLE army to survive, probably for plot reasons.
Recreating the Master Emerald... 8/11
Potion of Sunshine OOO Glowstone dust = Potent Potion of Sunshine 1/2
Potion of Moonshine OOO Redstone dust = Extended Potion of Moonshine 1/2
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 12/25 (+2 from TT2000)
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 12/25 (+2 from TT2000)
+2 to TT2000
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 9)
I unleash the nucelar elementalbows 7 charges into the EN-Mech!
Army: The multi power suit leaves the army! Its a single entity now... the rest suicide rushes the WS-Mech!
...It IS healable! I never said it wasn't! What I DID say is that you can't remove Game Over's effects completely! You can HEAL it back. You just can't completely REMOVE it.
Potion of Sunshine OOO Glowstone Dust = Potent Potion of Sunshine II (1/2)
Potion of Moonshine OOO Redstone dust = Extended Potion of Moonlight (1/2)
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: Use spoil on the WS Mech
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 41%
-Dreamscape-
I really doubt this is even you saying this.
-Pionostrife-
If any non-Piono (and Tricky) participants check their inventory or etc., they will find that a potion has appeared in it. Tied to each of them is a note from Blue, "Good luck with your strife. I made it myself, so good luck with the potion too. It's supposed to heal you, but it may very well paralyse you for half an hour or so. Eh. "
You use the Shockwave-Laser Cannon, dealing 15,000 damage to the WS-Mech!
I give the godmodder his own personal tsundere girlfriend, whose physical appearance takes after "Godmoddera" from a specific fanfic. The lady continuously wallops the godmodder in increasingly painful ways over and over, and by the rules of the story the godmodder is forced to accept the punishment.
The Godmodder's Omega Armor protects him, but he realizes that Godmoddera will become a nuisance if she keeps interrupting the battle... So he creates a Decoy Godmodder that Godmoddera can use none the wiser! He then teleports them both to an identical Battlefield filled with dummies of all the players, to further perpetrate the ruse! He stands back and admires his handiwork.
38/50 The Queen
3/25 Health Care Package
3/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Playing metal to get the Sangheilos Alliato headbang.... in front of a concrete wall.
> K4yne: Telling the Sangheilos Alliance a bedtime story and then tucking them into a cozy little grave where i bury them alive.
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 5/11)
I realize something. My body is essentially an item. It's just a bunch of nanomachines compiled together into a form that looks like a slightly buffer Zer0 with a weird emerald thing stuck in his chest. Using this knowledge I return to the Alchemiter and place My Body && Molecular Voider into the machine. Although, this wouldn't have an item name, but rather it would just be me.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 19/35
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 6/15
Ascension to the Embodiment of Chaos and Entropy (Level 5: 1/6)
You can't alchemize players! That's just how it works.
Tazz. It is not godmodding. This is, in fact, an actual combat-based fight where I am using piono's powers as he would in that situation with his power levels. Remember, he permanently super-charged his alchemies through gaming his battle technique. The reason you keep getting smacked away is because piono's been able to catch all of them head-on. Notice that every attack that's hit piono since he hit the ground has been made on him while he was distracted. He's not completely used to his powers yet, but he knows how to use them, so he can block stuff he's paying attention to, but he has a hard time blocking unanticipated attacks.
@insert: you've hit the nail on the head with the hammer. That's mostly it. We've had several other entities like that, its just that no one but me is willing suicidal enough to argue with twinbuilder about it.
9/11 for Vita Austraili
9/11 for Aquilonem Mors
5/9 for the Magneto Marveller
pionostrife:
insert launches a barrage of weaponry at piono, a few of the time clones put away their guns and quickly begin shielding, blocking the incoming weapons, but weakening the charging attack.
Tazz rolls the dice... will the attack manifest before the attack? Vriska, still struggling to escape her bonds throws something at tazz with her restrained hand.
The orb of light connects with tazz's foot
8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8 PERFECT ZILLYSTORM!!!
A sudden mass of every single zilly weapon ever alchemized in any universe connected to Godcraft appears in the air above piono, adding the storm of weapons introduced by erelye
They all open fire. Almost all of the time clones of piono stop to power the shield against the wave of malicious zilly energy.
Three more guns are still revving.
Erelye activates a wave of items... piono's time clones recognize what is going and the last two turn and proactively use their Nulla Stellas and Denito Surrexits to disable the items before they properly take effect.
The last piono turns Ultimatum on Erelye.
Almost, but not quite.
Hank, on the ground, his lower spinal cord severed, finally, after a minute of painful work, has propped the Emerald Nova up against a sufficiently large piece of debris.
Good night piono.
Hank opens fire, the bullets rip through a number of piono's time clones, weakening the shield, and insert/tazz's wave of weaponry smashes down into the central area, and erelye's deactivations kick in, robbing the Ultimatum of its power source.
Erelye grabs piono with the Spare Tentacle.
piono grins.
Guess you got me.
The Hazel Wand rips through him right as he fades to mist, utilizing one of the gained abilities from soul-bonding the Faceless Eight. piono killed. His soul wasn't successfully stolen, but the strife is over.
Hank grunts.
Yeah, its all well and good, but could somebody please help me before I bleed out?
I'm sort of a paraplegic right now.
elsewhere...
piono respawns on a distant hill.
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Phobos materializes next to piono. Are you done yet?
I suppose. That went well.
You know what they say, it ain't a proper Charlie Foxtrot until the brass gets involved. I believe that in this case the brass were the only ones responsible.
We learned a lot though. Yes, we did.
Are the men in place? The bugs will be released shortly.
piono nods, and he and Phobos dissolve into shadow.
hours in the future, but not many...
The swarm is ready.
The flood gates are down.
It is time to feed.
((Hey guys, that bit with the pionostrife isn't finished yet. Vriska has something to say.))
Every army's Core takes 100,000 damage thanks to Game Over! This kills the Master and the HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship! The Void Army and the Omega-2 Batallion fade into dust...
Oblivion creates a massive mirror that shines insane amounts of light at Golden Freddy, removing the T from his HP! It raises the Corruption of the Titanic Lunar Knight by 10%!
The Titanic Lunar Knight deals 10,000 damage to the SJ-Mech! The Control Core Tank deals 20,000 damage to the W-Mech, but loses 2 Nova Launchers! The Foresaken suicide-rushes the WS-Mech, dealing 40,000 damage to it! The Multi-Powersuit goes off and becomes its own entity. The Foresaken fades into dust...
Itchy and the Feline deal 7,000 damage to the GH-Mech! The Homelands prepare to defend!
The WS-Mech uses her Potion Supply to create a Crit Potion, but doesn't attack this turn as a result! The MC-Mech uses Nova and rolls into the Control Core Tank! Its inner mechanisms shift apart, making the sphere explode! A magnificient white-hot ball is revealed within, which promptly collapses in on itself and explodes in a massive fireball! The Control Core explodes with it! The Control Core Tank fades into dust... The other Mechs open fire at the remaining AG armies, slaughtering the Obsidian Colossus and the Supercarrier! The Obsidian Legion and Sangheilos Alliance fade into dust... The Homelands brace for impact, but look on in surprise as they find they are the only army left standing! The Godmodder looks on at Pherix and lowers 1,200o of his Temperature!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Defeat both Pro-Godmodder Armies!
> AGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat all Anti-Godmodder Armies!
> PGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Multi-Powersuit: [N] HP: 160,000/160,000. Current Mode: None.
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] M.C. Freedom Ruins: CaptainM8ndfang: 15/20 HP. All the Luck: I Respawns: III vs. Tricky the Clown: ???/??? HP. Weakness: ???.
Itchy: [AG]
The Feline: [AG] HP: 75,000/120,000. Regeneration: III Reincarnations: III Corruption: 50%.
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 23,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 11,300oC.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.)
SJ-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 127,500/600,000. Moonsetter: III Burned: III
W-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 201,500/450,000. Witching Hour: III Burned: III
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 278,000/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 355,000/600,000. Dead Man's Volley: III
EN-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 0/750,000. Kill Screen: I
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H3 responds to HEX, but the transdimensional warp from the Arrival seems to have done something to my hardware, and the feed keeps resetting by a half-second or so. HEX notices that each time this happens, things around him, time itself, do the same...
"Apologi35 f r my l4te r3sp- *Flicker* -at3 respons3, I spen7 the l457 lit7l3 wh- *Flicker* -tle whil3 in nons3nti3nt standby m d3- *Flicker* -by mode. Th3re is no ques7ion th4t I will aid in th3 defense of this r3alm- *Flicker* -i5 re4lm. Alert me as 7o the location of the m33ting."
H3's avatar, a solid black human figure with glowing white eyes, makes an unusual gesture, and the video feed goes to static, then fades.
RPLS-SH Is reloading. |///////// {Okay, Twin, did I get an answer as to the nature of the infused shell's charging system? And is this ten-post charge time originally intended for that, or for the standard one?}
Swiss-Army PDA 7/*Grumble*
I run up to the nearest Mech and smash it over the head with the White Dwarf!
10/11 for Vita Australi
10/11 for Aquilonem Mors
6/9 for Magneto Marveller
pionostrife:
CaptainM8ndfang gets up. That was close. I suppose, what was that thing? Oh yeah.
A small message appears in chat, then is swiftly washed away by everything:
CaptainM8ndfang has relinquished her finale!
CaptainM8ndfang no longer has a limited number of respawns.
Remove M8ndfang's army. Yeah, that's wonderful. Sort of bleeding out over here!
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Perhaps it would be wise to move on. Then again, I could always just perform a demon sacrifice and reanimate it as an undead slave, but that would be pointless.
The Blood Moon 5/7
Withervis Stave 5/6
I do something unpleasant to a Mech, dealing unspecific damage.
Pionostrife:
I turn to Hank.
Well, I think... wait, have we been formally introduced? Hold on... Vulnera Sanentur. Vulnera Sanentur. Vulnera Sanentur. Vulnera Sanentur. Vulnera Sanentur.
At that, his injuries are healed, skin knitting back up, all physical injuries healed. Alas, I cannot heal mental injuries. That is best left to the Sylphs. I teleport the blood off of the Hazel Wand into an indestructible warded glass vial. Would you look at that? I did not end up having my neck snapped like the... other one who was in my position. Anyhow, I then realize that I am bleeding to death slowly as well.
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((Note: First Guardians aren't in control over an entire universe, just one planet. Also, yes, a Saiyan is potentially omnipotent. They just need to train hard enough. Goku at Super Saiyan God form was well capable of destroying solar systems and blocking planet destroying attacks, not only that be he absorbed the power after the battle was over, meaning that became his norm. He is still capable of transforming back into God form without outside help now. So while I do agree a First Guardian could stand up to a SSJ God, I believe it would end up in a tie.))
I slam my doomed selves down in anger of not being able to alchemize myself. Oh well, I can always make more. No biggy. I hot n' ready Molecular Voider to generate large amounts of chaos in the area, skewing any probability manipulation powers. Such as those owned by CaptainM8ndfang. The next attack against CaptainM8ndfang will hit.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 20/35
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 7/15
Hm. I suppose I'll just independently merge the Miniature Green Suns, then toss the Perfectly Generic Items in, then. I proceed to do so to a Mech.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 7/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 7/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 7/9)
Just a correction, but Shengshou is a speedcube making company. The Shengshou 10x10 is the order 10 speedcube that they produce.
Oh, and Erelye, did you take that fluoroantimonic acid from my massive tank of fluoroantimonic acid?
Fluorite Octet && Shengshou 10x10 = Fluorite Decad (4/11)
M134 Acidsprayer && Ununoctium-294 = Synthetic Sprayer (2/5)
I use the Unicoder to perform a Rapid Information Barrage on the SJ-Mech by inserting the following into its thought buffer:
"This string of text has anomalous properties and is classified as SCP-0x5A72-A. The properties of SCP-0x5A72-A are that when it is stored anywhere in the thought buffer of a mech, the mech begins to suffer from rapid data corruption and loss of data. Begin useless information. Finding a buried active chainsaw in the ground is better than finding buried treasure. Santa Christ will not give the NSA Agents presents on January 13áµ—Ê°. When stick figures drink too much beer, they kill each other using buzzsaws. Microsoft Sam is superior to all the Vocaloids combined because he can dual wield ROFL-47s. Jokes about France surrendering are funnier than jokes found in SkyDoesMinecraft videos. The Bro Army is composed entirely of teens and tweens. Justin Bieber jokes are unfunny. When two active Nano Sabers strike each other, it summons Michael Rosen. If you listen to Never Gonna Give You Up backwards, it sounds like listening to Never Gonna Give You Up backwards. Nothing rhymes with 'orange'. The Godmodder will revive with 150 HP in Destroy the Godmodder 3. When the Awesome Auger digs through soil made of solid OxiClean, Billy Mays is summoned. Not all the facts in this Rapid Information Barrage are true, but the first two are definitely true. Billy Hammer is secretly evil and has run over Anthony Sullivan's hand with a 6000 pound car. The quick brown fox did not actually jump over the lazy dog. Living greatly increases your chance of dying. God now has more OxiClean than he knows what to do with, despite the fact that he does not exist. The third derivative of roflcopter is OMGjet. Mr. Information Robot Mk. 5 and Mr. Information Mk. 6 are currently dead. To defeat the Godmodder, you first have to stop stealing from the primary fluoroantimonic acid tank at Cobalt Shade Corporation. This sentence is a lie. The real name of U+2A14 is INTEGRAL SIGN PREGNANT WITH DOT OPERATOR THIRD TRIMESTER. Rebecca Black can sing. Ununoctium-1337 has a half-life of nine duoquinquagintillion years, but is currently unsynthesizable. The barber is bald. The sentence is a paradox. The Seven Dirty Words all start with Q. If you sharpen a Samurai Shark with an Edge of Glory, the result is the blade of SCP-585-2 on both sides. Cobalt Shade Corporation will begin to manufacture Nuclear Powersaws in the year 2039, despite still being on a 32-bit operating system. MS-DOS is better than Windows 8, Windows Vista, Windows ME and the nonexistent Windows 11 combined. If you alchemize two Awesome Augers together, you should get another Awesome Auger. Kaboom NeverScrub was not actually pitched by Billy Mays. Captain Obvious is clearly dead. Noobs are not safe to touch, unless they are not noobs. End Rapid Infomation Barrage."
As the first two sentences of the Rapid Information Barrage clearly state, the SJ-Mech should begin taking damage from data corruption and loss of data.
NON-GAME-AFFECTING EDIT: Microsoft Sam reads the contents of the Rapid Information Barrage + CobaltShade w/ Unicoder Mine-imator art!
The Godmodder will revive with 150 HP in Destroy the Godmodder 3.
Just as planned.
2ND POST
I bring out my collection of Pokemon cards. They bring all the boys to the yard. And they're like, "Do you wanna trade cards?" damn, right, I wanna trade cards. In their moment of weakness as they shuffle through their decks of cards I quickly leave and engage in a STROF dewl with CaptainM8ndfang, who is unsuspecting of my attack. I grab her by the head and void one of her eyes out of existence.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 21/35
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 8/15
Overworld: The Control Core Tank whines pitifully, cracking and exploding into shards. From the wreckage, a huge sphere of gray energy hovers upwards into the air, crackling with power.
{YOU... YOU BASTARDS. IT WASN'T JUST SOME MACHINE. IT WAS IT'S OWN CREATURE. IT HAD A SOUL. AND YOU KILLED IT.}
The gray sphere then rotates, appearing to look directly at the mechs.
{BY THE WAY. LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF. I'M ENGIE. NICE TO MEET YOU.}
A pulse of energy tears open the ground, but instead of cracking the stone ground, it outright removes it, leaving the entire battlefield in ruin as a series of scattered islands hovering over an indescribable abyss.
{WELCOME TO MY ARCHIPELAGO. DEATH AWAITS. FOR ALL OF YOU. HERE.}
Shard of Engie: [HP: ???] [STABILITY: 100%]
[ Consume: NOM] (This stupid ability won't show properly. It's supposed to be called Consume.)
In the background, a phantom image flickers. The OP Scale appears to be incapable of dealing with me at my current level of stability. Even it has limits.
The Titanic Lunar Knight continues dueling the SJ-Mech, unaware of the events going down nearby, or of the fact that both it and it's opponent are somewhat isolated from the rest of the battle.
I finish Vita Australi
I finish Aquilonem Mors
7/9 for the Magneto Marveller
pionostrife:
Hank gets up, rolls his shoulders, and cricks his neck. Thanks... um, don't know your name. But anyway, least unpleasant way I've been healed so far. Hank, Hank is it?
Hank nods. He's 8leeding almost as 8ad as you were. Oh, shoot. Hmm... I haven't got anything...
xcano jumps at CaptainM8ndfang and Hank whips out a pistol and shoots him in the face before he can do anything. Stay out of this punk.
Vriska looks at the form on the ground, and just as her Ancestral Awakening begins to wear off, stabs him with her sword. 8ug off.
Vriska checks her inventory. Hey what's this...
She pulls out Blue's potion. From 8lue? Well, its worth a shot.
CaptainM8ndfang hands the health potion to Kalare.
I rudely snap Xcano back to reality, along with a literal snapping of the neck, then calmly explain to him that Mindfang/Vriska/Aranea(wait why didn't Aranea do anything?) is probably AG. I then take care to hand Erelye my own potion as well. You know, the ones that Blue gave us.
I decide to get this charade over with and attempt to summon heavenfalcon dragons into the field, with immunity to literally everything in exchange for only being able to deal one damage, then throw them all into the Godmodder and kill them with unexpectedness damage, their one secret weakness. This results in the Godmodder being buried in a pile of corpses. I then detonate them on top of him, seeing as their invulnerability is contingent on their being alive.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 8/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 8/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 8/9)
>>The Glyph already took effect. Its effects are not affected.
>>Ah-ah-ah. No. I split Omega-2 Battalion into its component units before the damage happens to Omega-2. The units survive for use against the Arrival if necessary.
>>And it's Omega-2, not HEX-02. I am one instance of HEX, true, but all of me, are me.
>>H3, can I borrow a fabber? I would like a mobile unit. Actually, I've reached the Internet...All right, I now have a Minecraft account. Activating VM...
HEX has joined the server
<HEX>Strategy meetings will be aboard the black box of Omega-2. Anyone with particular ideas will be welcomed.
<HEX>: Acquire Hard Light Disruptor-Projector, Tachyon Gun, Glyph Gun (which is really a laser that can toggle to specific glyph patterns), and Scribe's Wands. If necessary, acquire Scribe's Wands first then use them to create other items.
<HEX>: Link weaponry to direct control by HEX instance on server.
<HEX>: If I have an action left, write "The result of increasing an Omega-class Battleship to twice its size with requisite structural requirements increased as necessary to maintain the same standards as an Omega-class, linked in direct control to the instance of HEX that currently is residing in Godcraft."
>>Ah, the wonders of Scribe's Wands. And the ships are merely objects after all.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
(Erelye, you might not want to drink the potion until the end of your RP segment. *hint* Oh, and don't say what it does to you if you drink it. *hint* *hint* Lastly, no meta-gaming please.)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-12 / ???-
Electro's Gun && This Random Pair of Dice I Found On The Floor = ???
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I decide to open a random portal in one of the world's various oceans!
The portal begins gushing out tons of water onto the SJ-Mech!
While the SJ-Mech is soaked, I fire Electro's Gun at it, causing massive WATER + ELECTRIC DAMAGE.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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POST 1;
9/10 New Horizons
20/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): Banish thine B1nary. HarvestR, use Krackenswipe. Then, use Rocketeering on EVERY KERBAL. I'm going to need a way to activate The Cycle Continues. I used the Splash Healing Potion to also heal Wilson.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): @Erelye: Read YOG-SOTHOTH.
I expend 20/?: The Thing. Surface cracks under the battlefield. A raving forms from the two separated halves. A giant fissure opens up to the void. It looks like a Star Fissure. A large purple beam is sent out of the hole. It seems to be waiting for something.
The giant Glitch excitedly grins it's graphic artifact smile. "DVOO, RG'H GRNV GL WVHGILB BLF. NB VMGRIV ZINB SZH YVVM WVHGILBVW! DVOO, R HSZOO MLD WVHGILB GSZG DSL WVHGILBVW NB ZINB..." Hey, Lead Destroyer. I got instructions from my Master to cut to the chase. I need you to annihilate instead of pre-annihilate. "URMV. R DZH QFHG TVGGRMT GL GSV TLLW KZIG..." Everyone leaves the room. A staff is dropped on the ground... You pick it up. Celestial Stave: A stave forged from the remains of long-past supernovae and shattered planets. This staff holds a tiny universe within it for manipulation at any time. Whenever something enters a black hole in the tiny universe, it comes out of a tiny focus at the top. The staff has a clear, glass rod showing a preview of the contained universe. The top of the staff split into four bars of gold, encompassing a floating white hole focus. This staff can also transport the user into the universe as a godly being. Under someone who has mastered the staff, it is able to grant nigh invincibility. But alas, no player has ever been able to master it. A user of this Stave will be able to pull anything out of the Stave's universe. But, as more and more items of a certain theme are pulled out, the items will get stronger and the Staff will loose the ability to allow you to pull out things it is not attuned to. There can only be one attunement at a time. For example, if one was to pull out dirt weapons only, then after a while you would be able to pull out powerful dirt weapons, but only dirt weapons. The category of attunement cannot be too broad. A crystal in The Throne Room lights up. Royal Gold lights up one of the crystals.
[quote=Talist;/members/Talist;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=17315]-snip-
@Nimble: Only 1 turn left? I don't think thats enough time. Oh well, just try to time it right and run through the spinning thingies.
-snip- One turn for the side-puzzles in the sidequest. You leap through the gears. One of the blades comes dangerously close to cutting you, but then a wrench gets jammed in the gears by an unknown force. You enter the door, and find an item on a pedestal. You got a... Aura Wrench: A wrench capable of modifying anything the current universe calls a fabric of reality of aura. In Universe C, it would be able to access RAM addresses to modify them. In Universe B, it would be able to mess with spacetime. This also acts like an ordinary wrench. If you attack this wrench to a wand, it's powers are greatly boosted. Merely holding this wrench lets you see the Aura Nodes in the world. The last Throne Room crystal glows pink and blue. The throne arms match the Space Pink and Time Blue. A rumbling occurs...
Everyone speeds to the Throne Room. Leonstar0 cannot go due to him holding the Shadowy Figure and wanting to stay with The Painter. A humanoid is resting on the throne. Well, well, well. What do we have here? Well, that does not matter. I am The Prince. Specifically, the Head Prince. I am the owner of this dungeon. My master has told me to make sure everyone skips to this part. Everyone notices the silver crown on The Prince's head. Three spikes in the front, with the biggest one holding a gem of indescribable power. Hmm? My crown? Of, you don't need to know about that. Also, be glad you don't have to face my master. Head Destroyer! Get out the remains of your army. Come out here yourself, too. "..." Don't tell me you lost your staff... Oh wait, you did. You seriously dropped it while leaving that room? I'm disappointed. Just get out the remains of your fractured army. While I wait. The Prince sits down at his throne, staring intently. Does everyone remember those items they got? Well, you can use them in the battlefield and any sidequest. Including this one.
I alchemetizeThe metallic figure alchemizes Goldstone Wires & Magnetic Ingot.
It then turns toward the black figure, who is walking back to the Forge, muttering to itself all the way.
So how was your trip?
Stupid stupid stupid stupid.
The black figure speaks in a robotic monotone. The more tech-savvy players suspect that it is being run through a voice synthesizer to hide the black creature's true voice.
@insert: you've hit the nail on the head with the hammer. That's mostly it. We've had several other entities like that, its just that no one but me is
willingsuicidal enough to argue with twinbuilder about it.9/11 for Vita Austraili
9/11 for Aquilonem Mors
5/9 for the Magneto Marveller
pionostrife:
insert launches a barrage of weaponry at piono, a few of the time clones put away their guns and quickly begin shielding, blocking the incoming weapons, but weakening the charging attack.
Tazz rolls the dice... will the attack manifest before the attack? Vriska, still struggling to escape her bonds throws something at tazz with her restrained hand.
The orb of light connects with tazz's foot
8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8
PERFECT ZILLYSTORM!!!
A sudden mass of every single zilly weapon ever alchemized in any universe connected to Godcraft appears in the air above piono, adding the storm of weapons introduced by erelye
They all open fire. Almost all of the time clones of piono stop to power the shield against the wave of malicious zilly energy.
Three more guns are still revving.
Erelye activates a wave of items... piono's time clones recognize what is going and the last two turn and proactively use their Nulla Stellas and Denito Surrexits to disable the items before they properly take effect.
The last piono turns Ultimatum on Erelye.
Almost, but not quite.
Hank, on the ground, his lower spinal cord severed, finally, after a minute of painful work, has propped the Emerald Nova up against a sufficiently large piece of debris.
Good night piono.
Hank opens fire, the bullets rip through a number of piono's time clones, weakening the shield, and insert/tazz's wave of weaponry smashes down into the central area, and erelye's deactivations kick in, robbing the Ultimatum of its power source.
Erelye grabs piono with the Spare Tentacle.
piono grins.
Guess you got me.
The Hazel Wand rips through him right as he fades to mist, utilizing one of the gained abilities from soul-bonding the Faceless Eight. piono killed. His soul wasn't successfully stolen, but the strife is over.
Hank grunts.
Yeah, its all well and good, but could somebody please help me before I bleed out?
I'm sort of a paraplegic right now.
elsewhere...
piono respawns on a distant hill.
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Phobos materializes next to piono.
Are you done yet?
I suppose.
That went well.
You know what they say, it ain't a proper Charlie Foxtrot until the brass gets involved.
I believe that in this case the brass were the only ones responsible.
We learned a lot though.
Yes, we did.
Are the men in place?
The bugs will be released shortly.
piono nods, and he and Phobos dissolve into shadow.
hours in the future, but not many...
The swarm is ready.
The flood gates are down.
It is time to feed.
((Hey guys, that bit with the pionostrife isn't finished yet. Vriska has something to say.))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
6,000 damage to the Fefline!
MOLECULAR VOIDER: A sword capable of slicing through objects at the molecular level; it can void entire objects out of existence. It also possesses mastery of chaos energies. It glows with a bronze power.
But... There's no Arrival Portal on Minecraft.
3,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
I'm sorry. You have to know when to say goodbye.
SOL'S TWIG: A green wand with white energy writhing from its tip. It seems to harness the powers of the Green Sun and mix them into a vast array of supercharged spells.
I'll have you know that slamming the entire solar system into GodCraft has already been done. You can continue with it, though. Just felt like pointing that out.
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => PAX AZURITE
You use up 6 Weasel Snot to invoke the command.
25,000 damage to the WS-Mech!
The Ion Cannon deals 4,000 damage!
You use the HHHH, dealing 13,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
I wanted to not make it go through, but then I realized I couldn't think of a single way to block it. AND it was very original.
Well, answer me this: can an enraged Super Saiyan hold the power to preside over an entire universe, become nearly omniscient and omnipotent, and interfere with the Narrative itself? If so, then yes, they COULD break a Fourth Wall. If not, then they can't.
I know; that's why I wanted the alchemy to be less vague. It could have been the OS OR the coffee.
Agh. I haven't been responding to many PMs AT ALL lately. I'll get to them after this.
Technically, Mars and Mercury (along with the rest of the solar system) already collided with GodCraft, but as I said above, I don't mind very much!
5 damage to Vriska! 3 damage to Piono!
Okay, maybe Scratch can't deny you things, but I can deny you things!
Several players quickly see the high-tech machines and loot them!
5,500 damage to the WS-Mech!
Only the Godmodder can use and control his Curses.
insert, using your logic, DTG2 itself would be affected by the Curse of Repetitiveness and become unplayable. There are some things it just can't mess with.
THE DRAGON ENDER: A heavily modified version of the Man Ender that acts like a sort of arm-rifle. It's worn like a piece of armor attached to the arm, and upon use, switches from scaled armor into a massive amethyst rifle. It harnesses the inferno of the Enderdragon into massive attacks.
4,500 damage to the EN-Mech!
Fluorite Octet && Shengshou = Fluorite Decad (Level 10: 1/11)
GodCraft has a no-swear feature, so the attack's power is lessened! Still, it deals 5,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
Okay, so Pherix dies when he reaches 30,000 HP? And what happens when his Temperature lowers? What effect does it have?
3,000 damage to Pherix!
The Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = The Allegrostepper (Level 6: 1/7)
5,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
You roll the Sacred Poolballs. They tumble through the air and land with a golden light! A shape appears from the 1-Ball. Itchy added!
10,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
3,000 damage to the W-Mech!
M134 ACIDSPRAYER: A green minigun with an insanely fast firing rate! In addition to firing ammo, special acid canisters can be equipped into the weapon which allow it to spray bolts of acid that damage opponents.
THE e-MACHINE: A bulky computer. With the press of a button, it will produce a long piece of paper detailing the digits of e. Several dials can be used to set how many digits the machine will produce.
RESULT 1: You cannot open Malwarebytes since you cannot close out of Minecraft's window!
RESULT 2: Instantly, your separate computer becomes infected with the Operation and you are logged on to GodCraft! You hear a low humming noise from your computer. Upon inspection, it doesn't seem that you can open the case at all!
RESULT 3-5: You cannot interact with anything on your computer besides Minecraft...
Well... technically, you're your avatar in Minecraft. Unless that's a cube, but that doesn't matter much. 4,000 damage to the W-Mech!
M134 Acidsprayer && Ununoctium-294 = Synthetic Sprayer (Level 4: 1/5)
6,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
3,500 damage to the EN-Mech!
8,000 damage to the GH-Mech!
5,000 damage to the Feline!
4,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
10,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
You use the Twitchy Staff against Piono!
The Magic Cueballs crackle with green energy and cause the cannon to vanish! It then appears right behind you and explodes. The force instantly kills you.
To do that, you would have to have been an attendant at Minecon 2011.
ELECTRO'S GUN: A silver machine gun with the power to control lightning and even produce it from its barrels. It can use this power to electrically charge its shots as well.
INTENSITY INTENSIFIES.
You canot interact with others' Spoils of War!
What homing spell?
All that would do, by nature of Generic Objects, is create a Perfectly Generic Model! (Since the Miniature Green Sun is, after all, a MODEL of the actual Green Sun.)
8,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
Magnetic Ore ~ Iron Furnace = Magnetic Ingot
MAGNETIC INGOT: A light-blue ingot that has magnetic properties. Anything forged from it would likely retain this magnetism.
How many times does he have to tell you? Richard Persson is dead. The person you're talking to is a new man. (And besides, Persson is a nickname! He got it because he worked with Notch, giving him ideas on Minecraft!)
The Godmodder reminds you that, since you're not a player, you don't have much jurisdiction here on the Battlefield. He also reminds you that, since you're from a foreign forum game, your power is weakened somewhat.
The Godmodder is so enraged that you lied that he completely disables the glyph!
..."Summoning player"?
Armies cannot produce additional units, remember?
...It IS healable! I never said it wasn't! What I DID say is that you can't remove Game Over's effects completely! You can HEAL it back. You just can't completely REMOVE it.
Potion of Sunshine OOO Glowstone Dust = Potent Potion of Sunshine II (1/2)
Potion of Moonshine OOO Redstone dust = Extended Potion of Moonlight (1/2)
EN-Mech's HP depleted! It rolls up into a sphere.
You use the Shockwave-Laser Cannon, dealing 15,000 damage to the WS-Mech!
The Godmodder's Omega Armor protects him, but he realizes that Godmoddera will become a nuisance if she keeps interrupting the battle... So he creates a Decoy Godmodder that Godmoddera can use none the wiser! He then teleports them both to an identical Battlefield filled with dummies of all the players, to further perpetrate the ruse! He stands back and admires his handiwork.
"Another satisfied customer."
9,000 damage to the CSO-Class Supercarrier!
You can't alchemize players! That's just how it works.
3,000 damage to the WS-Mech and W-Mech!
Piono killed!
Every army's Core takes 100,000 damage thanks to Game Over! This kills the Master and the HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship! The Void Army and the Omega-2 Batallion fade into dust...
Oblivion creates a massive mirror that shines insane amounts of light at Golden Freddy, removing the T from his HP! It raises the Corruption of the Titanic Lunar Knight by 10%!
The Titanic Lunar Knight deals 10,000 damage to the SJ-Mech! The Control Core Tank deals 20,000 damage to the W-Mech, but loses 2 Nova Launchers! The Foresaken suicide-rushes the WS-Mech, dealing 40,000 damage to it! The Multi-Powersuit goes off and becomes its own entity. The Foresaken fades into dust...
Itchy and the Feline deal 7,000 damage to the GH-Mech! The Homelands prepare to defend!
The WS-Mech uses her Potion Supply to create a Crit Potion, but doesn't attack this turn as a result! The MC-Mech uses Nova and rolls into the Control Core Tank! Its inner mechanisms shift apart, making the sphere explode! A magnificient white-hot ball is revealed within, which promptly collapses in on itself and explodes in a massive fireball! The Control Core explodes with it! The Control Core Tank fades into dust... The other Mechs open fire at the remaining AG armies, slaughtering the Obsidian Colossus and the Supercarrier! The Obsidian Legion and Sangheilos Alliance fade into dust... The Homelands brace for impact, but look on in surprise as they find they are the only army left standing! The Godmodder looks on at Pherix and lowers 1,200o of his Temperature!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Defeat both Pro-Godmodder Armies!
> AGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat all Anti-Godmodder Armies!
> PGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Golden Freddy: [???] HP: I
Titanic Lunar Knight: [N] HP: 143,000/150,000. Corruption: 10%.
Multi-Powersuit: [N] HP: 160,000/160,000. Current Mode: None.
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] M.C. Freedom Ruins: CaptainM8ndfang: 15/20 HP. All the Luck: I Respawns: III vs. Tricky the Clown: ???/??? HP. Weakness: ???.
Itchy: [AG]
The Feline: [AG] HP: 75,000/120,000. Regeneration: III Reincarnations: III Corruption: 50%.
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 23,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 11,300oC.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.)
SJ-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 127,500/600,000. Moonsetter: III Burned: III
W-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 201,500/450,000. Witching Hour: III Burned: III
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 278,000/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 355,000/600,000. Dead Man's Volley: III
EN-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 0/750,000. Kill Screen: I
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 15/125. Killstreak: 54.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII IN USE (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III DISABLED (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
25 Pie Filling
22 Weasel Snot
"Apologi35 f r my l4te r3sp- *Flicker* -at3 respons3, I spen7 the l457 lit7l3 wh- *Flicker* -tle whil3 in nons3nti3nt standby m d3- *Flicker* -by mode. Th3re is no ques7ion th4t I will aid in th3 defense of this r3alm- *Flicker* -i5 re4lm. Alert me as 7o the location of the m33ting."
H3's avatar, a solid black human figure with glowing white eyes, makes an unusual gesture, and the video feed goes to static, then fades.
RPLS-SH Is reloading. |///////// {Okay, Twin, did I get an answer as to the nature of the infused shell's charging system? And is this ten-post charge time originally intended for that, or for the standard one?}
Swiss-Army PDA 7/*Grumble*
I run up to the nearest Mech and smash it over the head with the White Dwarf!
I roll the Furthest Ring's Dice!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
10/11 for Aquilonem Mors
6/9 for Magneto Marveller
pionostrife:
CaptainM8ndfang gets up.
That was close.
I suppose, what was that thing? Oh yeah.
A small message appears in chat, then is swiftly washed away by everything:
CaptainM8ndfang has relinquished her finale!
CaptainM8ndfang no longer has a limited number of respawns.
Remove M8ndfang's army.
Yeah, that's wonderful.
Sort of bleeding out over here!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
The Blood Moon 5/7
Withervis Stave 5/6
I do something unpleasant to a Mech, dealing unspecific damage.
Pionostrife:
I turn to Hank.
Well, I think... wait, have we been formally introduced? Hold on... Vulnera Sanentur. Vulnera Sanentur. Vulnera Sanentur. Vulnera Sanentur. Vulnera Sanentur.
At that, his injuries are healed, skin knitting back up, all physical injuries healed. Alas, I cannot heal mental injuries. That is best left to the Sylphs. I teleport the blood off of the Hazel Wand into an indestructible warded glass vial. Would you look at that? I did not end up having my neck snapped like the... other one who was in my position. Anyhow, I then realize that I am bleeding to death slowly as well.
((Note: First Guardians aren't in control over an entire universe, just one planet. Also, yes, a Saiyan is potentially omnipotent. They just need to train hard enough. Goku at Super Saiyan God form was well capable of destroying solar systems and blocking planet destroying attacks, not only that be he absorbed the power after the battle was over, meaning that became his norm. He is still capable of transforming back into God form without outside help now. So while I do agree a First Guardian could stand up to a SSJ God, I believe it would end up in a tie.))
I slam my doomed selves down in anger of not being able to alchemize myself. Oh well, I can always make more. No biggy. I hot n' ready Molecular Voider to generate large amounts of chaos in the area, skewing any probability manipulation powers. Such as those owned by CaptainM8ndfang. The next attack against CaptainM8ndfang will hit.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 20/35
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 7/15
He scream
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 7/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 7/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 7/9)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine WS Mech
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 44%
Is this first of the many darkest hours to come?
Just a correction, but Shengshou is a speedcube making company. The Shengshou 10x10 is the order 10 speedcube that they produce.
Oh, and Erelye, did you take that fluoroantimonic acid from my massive tank of fluoroantimonic acid?
Fluorite Octet && Shengshou 10x10 = Fluorite Decad (4/11)
M134 Acidsprayer && Ununoctium-294 = Synthetic Sprayer (2/5)
I use the Unicoder to perform a Rapid Information Barrage on the SJ-Mech by inserting the following into its thought buffer:
"This string of text has anomalous properties and is classified as SCP-0x5A72-A. The properties of SCP-0x5A72-A are that when it is stored anywhere in the thought buffer of a mech, the mech begins to suffer from rapid data corruption and loss of data. Begin useless information. Finding a buried active chainsaw in the ground is better than finding buried treasure. Santa Christ will not give the NSA Agents presents on January 13áµ—Ê°. When stick figures drink too much beer, they kill each other using buzzsaws. Microsoft Sam is superior to all the Vocaloids combined because he can dual wield ROFL-47s. Jokes about France surrendering are funnier than jokes found in SkyDoesMinecraft videos. The Bro Army is composed entirely of teens and tweens. Justin Bieber jokes are unfunny. When two active Nano Sabers strike each other, it summons Michael Rosen. If you listen to Never Gonna Give You Up backwards, it sounds like listening to Never Gonna Give You Up backwards. Nothing rhymes with 'orange'. The Godmodder will revive with 150 HP in Destroy the Godmodder 3. When the Awesome Auger digs through soil made of solid OxiClean, Billy Mays is summoned. Not all the facts in this Rapid Information Barrage are true, but the first two are definitely true. Billy Hammer is secretly evil and has run over Anthony Sullivan's hand with a 6000 pound car. The quick brown fox did not actually jump over the lazy dog. Living greatly increases your chance of dying. God now has more OxiClean than he knows what to do with, despite the fact that he does not exist. The third derivative of roflcopter is OMGjet. Mr. Information Robot Mk. 5 and Mr. Information Mk. 6 are currently dead. To defeat the Godmodder, you first have to stop stealing from the primary fluoroantimonic acid tank at Cobalt Shade Corporation. This sentence is a lie. The real name of U+2A14 is INTEGRAL SIGN PREGNANT WITH DOT OPERATOR THIRD TRIMESTER. Rebecca Black can sing. Ununoctium-1337 has a half-life of nine duoquinquagintillion years, but is currently unsynthesizable. The barber is bald. The sentence is a paradox. The Seven Dirty Words all start with Q. If you sharpen a Samurai Shark with an Edge of Glory, the result is the blade of SCP-585-2 on both sides. Cobalt Shade Corporation will begin to manufacture Nuclear Powersaws in the year 2039, despite still being on a 32-bit operating system. MS-DOS is better than Windows 8, Windows Vista, Windows ME and the nonexistent Windows 11 combined. If you alchemize two Awesome Augers together, you should get another Awesome Auger. Kaboom NeverScrub was not actually pitched by Billy Mays. Captain Obvious is clearly dead. Noobs are not safe to touch, unless they are not noobs. End Rapid Infomation Barrage."
As the first two sentences of the Rapid Information Barrage clearly state, the SJ-Mech should begin taking damage from data corruption and loss of data.
NON-GAME-AFFECTING EDIT: Microsoft Sam reads the contents of the Rapid Information Barrage + CobaltShade w/ Unicoder Mine-imator art!
Just as planned.
2ND POST
I bring out my collection of Pokemon cards. They bring all the boys to the yard. And they're like, "Do you wanna trade cards?" damn, right, I wanna trade cards. In their moment of weakness as they shuffle through their decks of cards I quickly leave and engage in a STROF dewl with CaptainM8ndfang, who is unsuspecting of my attack. I grab her by the head and void one of her eyes out of existence.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 21/35
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 8/15
He scream
{YOU... YOU BASTARDS. IT WASN'T JUST SOME MACHINE. IT WAS IT'S OWN CREATURE. IT HAD A SOUL. AND YOU KILLED IT.}
The gray sphere then rotates, appearing to look directly at the mechs.
{BY THE WAY. LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF. I'M ENGIE. NICE TO MEET YOU.}
A pulse of energy tears open the ground, but instead of cracking the stone ground, it outright removes it, leaving the entire battlefield in ruin as a series of scattered islands hovering over an indescribable abyss.
{WELCOME TO MY ARCHIPELAGO. DEATH AWAITS. FOR ALL OF YOU. HERE.}
Shard of Engie: [HP: ???] [STABILITY: 100%]
[ Consume: NOM] (This stupid ability won't show properly. It's supposed to be called Consume.)
In the background, a phantom image flickers. The OP Scale appears to be incapable of dealing with me at my current level of stability. Even it has limits.
The Titanic Lunar Knight continues dueling the SJ-Mech, unaware of the events going down nearby, or of the fact that both it and it's opponent are somewhat isolated from the rest of the battle.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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buT, how?! how dId you dEfEaT ME? ThaT'S IT, you Shall facE my TruE powEr!
()|-| PUT A SOCK IN IT!
wha- whaT happEnEd?
I M/-\DE Y()U /-\ TICKING TIME B()MB! H/-\VE FUN PL/-\YERS!
I shall PM you Twin.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I finish Aquilonem Mors
7/9 for the Magneto Marveller
pionostrife:
Hank gets up, rolls his shoulders, and cricks his neck.
Thanks... um, don't know your name. But anyway, least unpleasant way I've been healed so far.
Hank, Hank is it?
Hank nods.
He's 8leeding almost as 8ad as you were.
Oh, shoot. Hmm... I haven't got anything...
xcano jumps at CaptainM8ndfang and Hank whips out a pistol and shoots him in the face before he can do anything.
Stay out of this punk.
Vriska looks at the form on the ground, and just as her Ancestral Awakening begins to wear off, stabs him with her sword.
8ug off.
Vriska checks her inventory.
Hey what's this...
She pulls out Blue's potion.
From 8lue? Well, its worth a shot.
CaptainM8ndfang hands the health potion to Kalare.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I decide to get this charade over with and attempt to summon heavenfalcon dragons into the field, with immunity to literally everything in exchange for only being able to deal one damage, then throw them all into the Godmodder and kill them with unexpectedness damage, their one secret weakness. This results in the Godmodder being buried in a pile of corpses. I then detonate them on top of him, seeing as their invulnerability is contingent on their being alive.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 8/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 8/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 8/9)
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1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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>>Ah-ah-ah. No. I split Omega-2 Battalion into its component units before the damage happens to Omega-2. The units survive for use against the Arrival if necessary.
>>And it's Omega-2, not HEX-02. I am one instance of HEX, true, but all of me, are me.
>>H3, can I borrow a fabber? I would like a mobile unit. Actually, I've reached the Internet...All right, I now have a Minecraft account. Activating VM...
HEX has joined the server
<HEX>Strategy meetings will be aboard the black box of Omega-2. Anyone with particular ideas will be welcomed.
<HEX>: Acquire Hard Light Disruptor-Projector, Tachyon Gun, Glyph Gun (which is really a laser that can toggle to specific glyph patterns), and Scribe's Wands. If necessary, acquire Scribe's Wands first then use them to create other items.
<HEX>: Link weaponry to direct control by HEX instance on server.
<HEX>: If I have an action left, write "The result of increasing an Omega-class Battleship to twice its size with requisite structural requirements increased as necessary to maintain the same standards as an Omega-class, linked in direct control to the instance of HEX that currently is residing in Godcraft."
>>Ah, the wonders of Scribe's Wands. And the ships are merely objects after all.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/null
=CHARGE=
-12 / ???-
Electro's Gun && This Random Pair of Dice I Found On The Floor = ???
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I decide to open a random portal in one of the world's various oceans!
The portal begins gushing out tons of water onto the SJ-Mech!
While the SJ-Mech is soaked, I fire Electro's Gun at it, causing massive WATER + ELECTRIC DAMAGE.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
9/10 New Horizons
20/? The Thing
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): Banish thine B1nary. HarvestR, use Krackenswipe. Then, use Rocketeering on EVERY KERBAL. I'm going to need a way to activate The Cycle Continues. I used the Splash Healing Potion to also heal Wilson.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): @Erelye: Read YOG-SOTHOTH.
I expend 20/?: The Thing.
Surface cracks under the battlefield.
A raving forms from the two separated halves. A giant fissure opens up to the void.
It looks like a Star Fissure. A large purple beam is sent out of the hole. It seems to be waiting for something.
Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
The giant Glitch excitedly grins it's graphic artifact smile. "DVOO, RG'H GRNV GL WVHGILB BLF. NB VMGRIV ZINB SZH YVVM WVHGILBVW! DVOO, R HSZOO MLD WVHGILB GSZG DSL WVHGILBVW NB ZINB..."
Hey, Lead Destroyer. I got instructions from my Master to cut to the chase. I need you to annihilate instead of pre-annihilate.
"URMV. R DZH QFHG TVGGRMT GL GSV TLLW KZIG..."
Everyone leaves the room. A staff is dropped on the ground... You pick it up.
Celestial Stave:
A stave forged from the remains of long-past supernovae and shattered planets. This staff holds a tiny universe within it for manipulation at any time. Whenever something enters a black hole in the tiny universe, it comes out of a tiny focus at the top. The staff has a clear, glass rod showing a preview of the contained universe. The top of the staff split into four bars of gold, encompassing a floating white hole focus. This staff can also transport the user into the universe as a godly being. Under someone who has mastered the staff, it is able to grant nigh invincibility. But alas, no player has ever been able to master it. A user of this Stave will be able to pull anything out of the Stave's universe. But, as more and more items of a certain theme are pulled out, the items will get stronger and the Staff will loose the ability to allow you to pull out things it is not attuned to. There can only be one attunement at a time. For example, if one was to pull out dirt weapons only, then after a while you would be able to pull out powerful dirt weapons, but only dirt weapons. The category of attunement cannot be too broad.
A crystal in The Throne Room lights up. Royal Gold lights up one of the crystals.
[quote=Talist;/members/Talist;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=17315]-snip-
@Nimble: Only 1 turn left? I don't think thats enough time. Oh well, just try to time it right and run through the spinning thingies.
-snip- One turn for the side-puzzles in the sidequest.
You leap through the gears. One of the blades comes dangerously close to cutting you, but then a wrench gets jammed in the gears by an unknown force. You enter the door, and find an item on a pedestal.
You got a...
Aura Wrench:
A wrench capable of modifying anything the current universe calls a fabric of reality of aura. In Universe C, it would be able to access RAM addresses to modify them. In Universe B, it would be able to mess with spacetime. This also acts like an ordinary wrench. If you attack this wrench to a wand, it's powers are greatly boosted. Merely holding this wrench lets you see the Aura Nodes in the world.
The last Throne Room crystal glows pink and blue. The throne arms match the Space Pink and Time Blue. A rumbling occurs...
Everyone speeds to the Throne Room. Leonstar0 cannot go due to him holding the Shadowy Figure and wanting to stay with The Painter.
A humanoid is resting on the throne.
Well, well, well. What do we have here? Well, that does not matter.
I am The Prince. Specifically, the Head Prince. I am the owner of this dungeon. My master has told me to make sure everyone skips to this part.
Everyone notices the silver crown on The Prince's head. Three spikes in the front, with the biggest one holding a gem of indescribable power.
Hmm? My crown? Of, you don't need to know about that. Also, be glad you don't have to face my master.
Head Destroyer! Get out the remains of your army. Come out here yourself, too.
"..."
Don't tell me you lost your staff... Oh wait, you did. You seriously dropped it while leaving that room?
I'm disappointed. Just get out the remains of your fractured army.
While I wait.
The Prince sits down at his throne, staring intently.
Does everyone remember those items they got? Well, you can use them in the battlefield and any sidequest. Including this one.
I alchemetizeThe metallic figure alchemizes Goldstone Wires & Magnetic Ingot.It then turns toward the black figure, who is walking back to the Forge, muttering to itself all the way.
So how was your trip?
Stupid stupid stupid stupid.
The black figure speaks in a robotic monotone. The more tech-savvy players suspect that it is being run through a voice synthesizer to hide the black creature's true voice.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
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