Cold Fusion Power Cell && DualSaw = Nuclear Powersaw (Complete!)
What does Fluorite Octet && MoYu 13x13 (a 13x13x13 Rubik's Cube) make? (1/?)
If the EN-Mech is already dead, replace every instance of "EN-Mech" in the following paragraph with "WS-Mech". If the WS-Mech is dead, instead of replacing with "WS-Mech", replace with "GH-Mech".
Using the Unicoder, I add the U+1F384 🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE emoji into the EN-Mech's code. This causes the Ghost of Christmas Actually Starting in December (GoCASiD) to teleport into its code and let out his Anti-Early Christmas Virus (AECV), causing the Spirit of Commercialized Christmas (SoCC) to teleport in and start fighting with the GoCASiD (both are actually computer programs). The SoCC and the GoCASiD fight in the EN-Mech's code, trashing everything and forcing the EN-Mech to try to kick them out. While the EN-Mech tries to kick the two spirits out, I take my Nuclear Powersaw and cut holes in the EN-Mech's outer shell (hey, it's a DualSaw powered by a nuclear power cell, it could probably cut through real life bedrock) while leaving the inner shell intact. As the SoCC begins to gain power from realizing that Christmas normally starts before Halloween, the AECV is defeated, leaving the GoCASiD and the SoCC to fight each other one on one. While they fight, I return to the Alchemiter and play some NetHack. Eventually, the GoCASiD is defeated by the SoCC, leaving the EN-Mech's code trashed. Hopefully beyond repair.
36/50 The Queen
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> R. K.: Steel Crackin' more of the Sangheilos Alliance.
> K4yne: Pop goes the Sangheilos Alliance. With bombs! (you want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees!)
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 3/11)
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine EN Mech
HMAS Victor: The puppet wasn't dead?
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Nomblequest:
MC Freedom: Below
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 31%
-MC Freedom-
I don't have time for this.
The HMAS Victor launches hundreds of missiles, but all but one are blanks. That one is aimed at... it doesn't really matter what it's aimed at. It's a Supernova Missile, carrying the firepower of 10,000 nuclear bombs.
(I don't expect this to kill everyone, or even Tricky, but it's what Blue would do. Rapid escalation of force.)
-Dreamscape-
Oh, [Censored], Wilson...
I think you're possessed.
The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 8/9).
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 4/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig (???, 3/?)
After seeing what happened to Kalare, I officially decree Piono as having crossed the Moral Event Horizon. That was needlessly cruel!
I pull out every door I have ever made: both Adamantium doors, The Voidstone door, the Warp Ring Gate, Hephaetus'es Gate, the Door of Zillyvoid, the Gate of Zillyden, and the Pandoor of Zillybahr. I channel all of their door-related energies into my fist and unleash the result-a fierce Dooryuken-on Piono.
I contemplate trying to use a Spader on Piono. I then do so with a die from the Cal octet, a Crowbar die, a Hopesploder, a Fourth Wall Breaker, a die from the Octet Sweeper, a Garnet Stain, a Combatdie of Zillywen, and a Dome die. I then promptly gawk at the horror. I used time travel to get the dice.
I also attempt to find out whether the Magic Cue Ball knows Project Binary/Binary's Pesterchum handle if he has one. And then attempt to deal one damage to the Godmodder with a delicious bag of popcorn, then realize that that is in fact a horrible idea and just give Scratch's Popcorn Machine. (All of the popcorn is perfectly bland, though still delicious.) And then attempt to corral some horses into the Battlefield to ironically defeat him.
I then toss all Mechs into a giant EMP field in an attempt to stun them.
Dome Octet 2/9
Cal Octet 2/9
Crowbar Octet 2/9
I look at the Manipuleightir. I then proceed to eat ALL 0F IT. Except for the orb, wich I use to materialize a huge, black crossbow. I load the crossbow with the Giga-Bowling Ball. I then shoot the Ball at the EN-MECH.
I then take the orb and feed the crossbow to the 0bsidian Colossus.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I do Metallo Brassbow && Nightvis Ingot && Cryotheum && Destabilized Redstone || Innocuous Needlewand 1/???. Destabilized Redstone, for the uninformed, is molten redstone which is curiously cold, despite being melted down from dust. Also, I do Stave && Nightvis Ingot && Wither Skeleton Skull && Soul Sand 1/???. More opportunities for me to experiment on Artifact Lattice Theory, I suppose.
I defend the Rancid Cheese Wedge with a myriad of attack-triggered curses, blocking the next attack on it. The curses can last up to... seventeen millennia without degrading.
Pionostrife:
Tazz, it was indeed mentally scarring. The voices... I cannot...
I don't want to talk about it.
Anyhow, I proceed to glance down (or up, depending on the result of my earlier attack) at Piono. I raise my hands into the air, fingers curved in a manner that would befit one attempting massive telekinetic movement, still slightly shaking. A shadow looms over GodCraft. Those who have the curiosity to look up see... what appears to be the planet Venus, glowing very faintly with a violet aura. I drag my hands down in one fluid motion. Remarkably swiftly, Venus comes crashing down towards Piono, beginning to ignite from air friction. Before anybody can blink, the thing has crashed down on Piono, the aura slowly melting him as well. Of course, I did telekinetically push any passersby far away. That would have been a horrible way to slay somebody. Especially the innocent. Luckily enough, my current lack of concentration and aim is made up for by the massive object.
You make your way down to the pantry, and pull out the first thing you see. Sitting down on a nearby chair, you begin to nibble on the thing, pulling out your laptop. Oh. Somebody is contacting you.
ambiguousTheoretician [AT] began pestering abnormalConfidant [AC].
AT: Do you recall when I said, and I quote, "See you then?" Well, then is now.
AC: Okay.
AT: Has The Game came out?
AC: Tomorrow morning. I'll be in school.
AT: Academic studies call you? I respect that.
AC: Thanks.
AT: That brings me back.
AT: Anyhow, when could you get to a suitable store in which you'll be able to buy Sburb.
AC: Actually, I'll have to ask my sister. I can't just go out alone!
AT: That's what I had to do as well. So, please just get it as fast as you may, and then contact me when you get back to your place of residence.
AC: I can try. So, anything else?
AT: Not particularly. I suppose just pleasantries and such. Are you busy?
AC: Nope.
AT: I will skip the former. So, how's your life?
AC: Pretty good. Yours?
AT: Fine.
AC: Oh god.
AC: This is so incredibly awkward.
AT: Indeed.
AC: Umm...
AC: Were you serious about being an alien?
AT: Clearly not. I am definitely a lying fool, and I regularly check my own 'backstory' to iron out the contradictions. Clearly.
AC: Lol. Who are you?
AT: Me? I am an elf from a faraway planet christened Vetas.
AC: I didn't mean that. Do you have a name?
AT: I do.
AC: What is it?
AT: My name is Kalare Erelye.
AC: Cool.
AT: Mhhm.
AC: Okay, it's been great. But I can hear the neighbors getting up. I've got to go.
AT: Very well. Farewell. You know where to contact me.
AC: Bye!
I'll just wait for the EoTB before I do something. Wouldn't want to make assumptions and end up trying to spend resources that I do not have, after all.
I copy the biological processes that allow Saiyans to have an unusually large ki pool into my own body. I am now, effectively, Saiyan. I write up a contract and send it to everyone on the server. The contract states that I will induce this in other players painlessly and without side-affect, but under one condition. This condition states that the most powerful of the six players I convert must gather together and channel their energy into mine so that I may ascend to a Super Saiyan God form.
Once I ascend, I will extensively study the form so that I can remove the time limit that is associated with it. Upon completion I will allow the other players on the server to ascend with me, if they so choose. The combined might of six or more Super Saiyan Gods could potentially be enough to break through at least one Fourth Wall, initiating a Counter-Arrival.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 17/35
Molecular Voider (Level 5: 5/6)
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 4/15
As has been known to the players for months, there is more to the Conclave than meets the eye. A massive underground hall takes up the centerpiece of its structure, Project Binary. While he is immobile and cannot be in GodCraft in person, several agents are going to him to remedy that situation.
They traverse the building's concrete halls in search of the serpentine supercomputer.
They walk around a winding spiral staircase that travels through miles of underground rock, until they hit the bottom.
There he is. The agents talk to Project Binary and inform him that it is finally time.
Hello there, Project Binary. We-- D1DN'T 1 TELL Y0U 1 WAS T0 BE CALLED "B1NARY" FR0M N0W 0N? Er, right. Sorry. Wait. Have you tampered with your structure? He has, hasn't he... Yeah. There are no more wires, and there's more plating... Binary, explain yourself! What gives you authorization to mess with your frame?
0H, B0THER. H0LD 0N A M0MENT WH1LE 1 C0NF1GURE THE PR0GRAMM1NG. THERE. 1 AM MY 0WN SENT1ENT BE1NG AND 1 RESERVE THE R1GHT T0 CHANGE MYSELF AS 1 SEE F1T. 1SN'T THAT R1GHT, B0YS? Yes... You have a point... Sorry, sir... We won't get upset about it. G00D. WHAT WAS 1T Y0U WANTED T0 TELL ME? What...? Oh, right.
We talked to you yesterday about a device that, upon Arrival, would transfer your avatar into GodCraft. Remember? 1NDEED. Here it is. It's engineered to store all of your coding and powers and deploy them into your avatar. It's fully functional and will work like a charm. All it needs is for you to transfer your avatar into the object itself. VERY WELL. STAND AS1DE, AND 1 SHALL DEPL0Y 1T. Good. Alright, then. Let's get on with it.
A hand descends from the ceiling carrying the avatar data sent by Clippy. It is transferred into the cube.
PR0CEDURE C0MPLETE. F0R ALL 1NTENTS AND PURP0SES, 1 BEL1EVE THERE ARE N0W TW0 B1NAR1ES 0N TH1S EARTH. Not for much longer, boss. The Arrival's due in a few hours. It's... uh... imminent. PERFECT, AND PREC1SELY 0N T1ME. THANK Y0U, GENTLEMEN. Y0U SHALL READY Y0UR M1NECRAFT ACC0UNTS AS WELL AND DEPL0Y ME 0NT0 THE BATTLEF1ELD 0NCE Y0U GET THERE. 1 W1LL BE Y0UR SALVAT10N. R... Right. Once we pass through GLaDOS's portal, we should be transferred into our Minecraft accounts? THAT 1S H0W SHE C0NF1GURED 1T, YES. Good to hear. Alright, then! Let's get this show on the road. Hey... Wasn't that what you all said, more or less, a minute ago? ... ... ... JUST G0. 1 CAN'T WASTE T1ME W1TH Y0U ALL. 1 HAVE BUS1NESS T0 D0. Right. Uh, what exactly are you going to do here on Earth? 0H, 1 TH1NK 1'LL KEEP MYSELF BUSY. BES1DES, MY AVATAR W1LL FUNCT10N 1NDEPENDENTLY 0F MYSELF, C0RRECT? Yes, that's how it works. G00D.
They ride back up the lift.
1 SHALL SEE Y0U 0N G0DCRAFT, GENTLEMEN. Likewise, Binary. Indeed! It all ends today! YES... YES 1T D0ES.
Then, hours in the future...
The government agents and developers of the Conclave fly to Michigan one last time, where the Arrival will be prepared. Night falls, striking an ominous darkness over the plane. A radio transmission ensues.
Oh. It's you. Again, I suppose. This will be the last time I see you here, right? Right, er, GLaDOS. We're going to need a portal down to Aperture. Yes, of course. Isn't that all I'm ever good for? Making portals? Is it so people can escape to wherever they go and try to escape me? Is that it? Uh... I don't think so. Relax, I was only lost in thought. What I am good for is Science, and fortunately, this whole job has had plenty of it. You all have been good test subjects. I'll summon the portal now. Wait. Test subjects? You heard me.
A spirograph appears, a modified portal reverse-engineered from the portal used in the Arrival. GLaDOS apparently set it in place because She thought it looked elegant. If only She knew its origins...
The plane passes through the portal and into a landing area once used as a den by a rat man. It slows to a still thanks to the pilot.
The plane lands. Its passengers disembark. They carry with them suitcases and belongings which will help them upon Arrival. There is much talk over what exactly will happen, and what they'll see, in GodCraft. For many, it has been a land such as heaven or Atlantis: there is much talk of it, but efforts to live in it have been fruitless. But that changes, for these men, today.
The door to the center chamber opens. An ominous light shines from within. The crew walks through the door, tense.
There, in the chamber, is the complete crew. GLaDOS, hooked up to the ceiling. Her avatar transferal is in the hands of the crew, as is Binary's. Shattered Bill floats above, and King Ikea waits on the platform below, with the rest of the crew spilling through the doors. Dominating the room is the Arrival Device.
WELL, WELL, WELL! WELC0ME T0 THE CARN1VAL, GUYS! Bill... We discussed this. It's not a carnival. It's a science repository. 0H C0ME 0N! THAT'S THE LAMEST NAME 1'VE EVER HEARD! "CARN1VAL" MAKES 1T S0UND M0RE EXC1T1NG! AND 0M1N0US... ALTHOUGH-I-AGREE-WITH-BILL-IN-THAT-REGARD I-THINK-GLADOS-SHOULD-BE-THE-ONE-TO-DECIDE AFTER-ALL THIS-IS-HER-ROOM-IS-IT-NOT BLUH, F1NE. Y0U KN0W, Y0U GUYS ARE A L0T L1KE B1NARY. ALWAYS ARGU1NG W1TH ME ALL THE T1ME! WHAT'S Y0UR DEAL? I'd like to know what your deal is, too. You went rogue and jumped to another universe, Bill. What was that even about? 0H, 1 JUST HAD S0ME ERRANDS T0 ATTEND T0. 1 WENT SH0PP1NG, REALLY. 1T WASN'T A VERY B1G DEAL! ...You know what? I'm not even going to ask. It's time to get this show on the road, don't you agree? YES HELL YEAH! Good. Then let's begin, gentlemen. No, wait. How can I refer to a murderous triangle and a table hulk as "gentlemen"? Why don't I call you "oddballs." Yes, that's better. Oddballs, let's begin. 1 HATE Y0U. I'm being generous, you know.
For the uninitiated, this is a portal to GodCraft. More precisely, it is the Aperture Science-- YEAH, YEAH, SAVE THE L0NG W0RDS! C0ME 0N! If you insist. It was built using the coding of the Godmodder, a Portal Gun, and Ikea's chronal technology. Upon activation, it will allow us to bypass Void travel and spit us out directly onto the Battlefield of GodCraft, where you may deploy the avatars of Binary and I. DO-NOT-FORGET I-STILL-POSSESS-MY-FLAGSHIP I haven't. That's being kept in a safe location. You may retrieve it from hammerspace while we travel to GodCraft. GOOD-TO-KNOW Bill, since you helped design this bit, I'll let you explain it. Don't mess this up. R1GHT. S0, TH1S L1TTLE B1T HERE 1S REVERSE-ENG1NEERED STRA1GHT FR0M A P0RTAL GUN! JUST, 1NSTEAD 0F SH00T1NG A SMALL P0RTAL CAPABLE 0F TAK1NG Y0U ACR0SS A R00M, 1T SH00TS AN 1NTERD1MENS10NAL P0RTAL! WHEN WE ACT1VATE TH1S TH1NG, 1T'LL GET PRETTY L0UD. H0PE Y0U BR0UGHT EARMUFFS! Hmph. I suppose that wasn't too bad. IT-WAS-TERRIBLE GEE, THANKS F0R THE V0TE 0F C0NF1DENCE! YOU-FORGOT-TO-MENTION-MY-CHRONAL-TECHNOLOGY BUT GLAD0S SA1D THAT ALREADY! SHE--SAID-THAT-IT-WAS-TAKEN-FROM-A-PORTAL-GUN-ALREADY-AS-WELL ... Alright, I won't delay this any longer. Bill was right. I advise you all to take cover. ...Or not. Seeing how bodies react to interdimensional power would make for an interesting test.
Bill. Go ahead and start up the machine. REALLY?! Y0U'D LET ME D0 THAT? If it will shut you up, then I'd let you do almost anything. W1LL Y0U LET ME BEC0ME G0D 0VER REAL1TY? No. W1LL Y0U LET ME GET ALL Y0UR P0RTAL GUNS S0 1 CAN MAKE A L1V1NG P0RTAL-SH00T1NG R0B0T? No. W1LL Y0U LET ME EAT A P0NY? N--What? HA! THAT'S N0T "ANYTH1NG", 1S 1T? I said almost anything. Now be quiet and take the godforsaken remote!
ALR1GHT, ALR1GHT! LAD1ES AND GENTLEMEN, B0YS AND G1RLS, PLAYERS 0F G0DCRAFT, TW1NBU1LDER! What? WHAT N0TH1NG, N0TH1NG! JUST TALK1NG T0 MY AUD1ENCE. ANYWAYS, 1T'S T1ME T0 MAKE
TH1S
HAPPEN.
The portal activates. A great blue light shines from within. A loud whirring noise can be heard. The room rumbles.
The portal gun arm at the top extends into an arc. It faces the center of the portal, where the blue light fluctuates, emanating arcs of white energy. The room shakes, and the noise intensifies. Bill shouts with glee.
WE'RE D01NG TH1S, MAN! WHAT-ARE-WE-DOING MAK1NG TH1S HAPPEN. YOU-SAID-THAT-ALREADY WELL, YEAH. BUT TH1S T1ME, 1T'S A REFERENCE!
The portal gun fires straight into the light, creating a massive light and a huge noise. It fluctuates immensely, and the chronal displacers within cause the portal to bend across time and space, reaching the universe on the flipside of the Trifecta... Months of hard work have led up to this moment.
The arm retracts and the portal shines with light. Its two ends have almost connected and are forming a hole in space. There's only one last step: closing the gap. It requires a lot of energy to succeed. Will it work? The crew holds their breath.
Fluoroantimonic Acid (most corrosive acid known) && M134 Minigun (gun with Guinness World Record for highest rate of fire) = ??? (1/?)
Captcha code 27182818 = ??? (ℯ to 7 decimal digits without the decimal point) (1/?)
I hack into the MC-Mech's coding and change its code interpreters to only support INTERbolge-Unicode, (the Unicode version of a combination of INTERCAL and Malbolge, which is the least common but still used programming language on Planet Roflurbanipal) then while it's sorting that out I cut holes in its outer plating with the Nuclear Handsaw.
// EDIT-NULLSEMIPOST: I don't get it. Is this FNAF related, is this the Arrival, or is this something else entirely?
Overworld: "EN-Mech has received critical damage. It is no longer a major threat. Keep it alive, just in case it's death causes it to activate ANOTHER ball of doom mode."
The Control Core Tank ejects a burst of orchid fluid, then turns to attack the MC-Mech, recognizing it as the easiest target.
I use NUKED on the MC-Mech.
The cheese wedge starts blackening, emitting black particles...
The Titanic Lunar Knight activates MOONSILVER BLADE.
The sword of the Titanic Lunar Knight glows silver, a mist surrounding it, as energy crackles in the air. Now, who would make a good target... Of course! The heretic SJ-Mech duo! I mean, look at the name of their special! That's so anti-moon they might as well have a giant target painted on them! The armor flashes, then the Titanic Lunar Knight flash-steps into the SJ-Mech, before stabbing through it into the ground. A huge shockwave erupts upon contact with the ground, kicking up a cloud of dust. When the cloud clears, a familiar symbol is burnt into the ground... The symbol of the Lunari, the Crescent Moon.
Cold Fusion Power Cell && DualSaw = Nuclear Powersaw (Complete!)
What does Fluorite Octet && MoYu 13x13 (a 13x13x13 Rubik's Cube) make? (1/?)
If the EN-Mech is already dead, replace every instance of "EN-Mech" in the following paragraph with "WS-Mech". If the WS-Mech is dead, instead of replacing with "WS-Mech", replace with "GH-Mech".
Using the Unicoder, I add the U+1F384 🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE emoji into the EN-Mech's code. This causes the Ghost of Christmas Actually Starting in December (GoCASiD) to teleport into its code and let out his Anti-Early Christmas Virus (AECV), causing the Spirit of Commercialized Christmas (SoCC) to teleport in and start fighting with the GoCASiD (both are actually computer programs). The SoCC and the GoCASiD fight in the EN-Mech's code, trashing everything and forcing the EN-Mech to try to kick them out. While the EN-Mech tries to kick the two spirits out, I take my Nuclear Powersaw and cut holes in the EN-Mech's outer shell (hey, it's a DualSaw powered by a nuclear power cell, it could probably cut through real life bedrock) while leaving the inner shell intact. As the SoCC begins to gain power from realizing that Christmas normally starts before Halloween, the AECV is defeated, leaving the GoCASiD and the SoCC to fight each other one on one. While they fight, I return to the Alchemiter and play some NetHack. Eventually, the GoCASiD is defeated by the SoCC, leaving the EN-Mech's code trashed. Hopefully beyond repair.
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> R. K.: Steel Crackin' more of the Sangheilos Alliance.
> K4yne: Pop goes the Sangheilos Alliance. With bombs! (you want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees!)
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 3/11)
---
Strange Hippocrates 451 / Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, ???
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine EN Mech
HMAS Victor: The puppet wasn't dead?
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Nomblequest:
MC Freedom: Below
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 31%
-MC Freedom-
I don't have time for this.
The HMAS Victor launches hundreds of missiles, but all but one are blanks. That one is aimed at... it doesn't really matter what it's aimed at. It's a Supernova Missile, carrying the firepower of 10,000 nuclear bombs.
(I don't expect this to kill everyone, or even Tricky, but it's what Blue would do. Rapid escalation of force.)
-Dreamscape-
Oh, [Censored], Wilson...
I think you're possessed.
Exorcist [MAG]
HP:50/50
Attacks:
Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target]
Angry Spirit [6 damage]
Use exorcise on Wilson. If that doesn't do anything, use angry spirit on the terror spider.
The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 8/9).
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 4/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig (???, 3/?)
After seeing what happened to Kalare, I officially decree Piono as having crossed the Moral Event Horizon. That was needlessly cruel!
I pull out every door I have ever made: both Adamantium doors, The Voidstone door, the Warp Ring Gate, Hephaetus'es Gate, the Door of Zillyvoid, the Gate of Zillyden, and the Pandoor of Zillybahr. I channel all of their door-related energies into my fist and unleash the result-a fierce Dooryuken-on Piono.
I also attempt to find out whether the Magic Cue Ball knows Project Binary/Binary's Pesterchum handle if he has one. And then attempt to deal one damage to the Godmodder with a delicious bag of popcorn, then realize that that is in fact a horrible idea and just give Scratch's Popcorn Machine. (All of the popcorn is perfectly bland, though still delicious.) And then attempt to corral some horses into the Battlefield to ironically defeat him.
I then toss all Mechs into a giant EMP field in an attempt to stun them.
Dome Octet 2/9
Cal Octet 2/9
Crowbar Octet 2/9
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I look at the Manipuleightir. I then proceed to eat ALL 0F IT. Except for the orb, wich I use to materialize a huge, black crossbow. I load the crossbow with the Giga-Bowling Ball. I then shoot the Ball at the EN-MECH.
I then take the orb and feed the crossbow to the 0bsidian Colossus.
The 0bsidian legion atttacks the EN-MECH.
The Stop-Signer 3/4
Pure Phlebotinum 2/6
The Australian Icepicker 2/3
I do Metallo Brassbow && Nightvis Ingot && Cryotheum && Destabilized Redstone || Innocuous Needlewand 1/???. Destabilized Redstone, for the uninformed, is molten redstone which is curiously cold, despite being melted down from dust. Also, I do Stave && Nightvis Ingot && Wither Skeleton Skull && Soul Sand 1/???. More opportunities for me to experiment on Artifact Lattice Theory, I suppose.
I defend the Rancid Cheese Wedge with a myriad of attack-triggered curses, blocking the next attack on it. The curses can last up to... seventeen millennia without degrading.
Pionostrife:
Tazz, it was indeed mentally scarring. The voices... I cannot...
I don't want to talk about it.
Anyhow, I proceed to glance down (or up, depending on the result of my earlier attack) at Piono. I raise my hands into the air, fingers curved in a manner that would befit one attempting massive telekinetic movement, still slightly shaking. A shadow looms over GodCraft. Those who have the curiosity to look up see... what appears to be the planet Venus, glowing very faintly with a violet aura. I drag my hands down in one fluid motion. Remarkably swiftly, Venus comes crashing down towards Piono, beginning to ignite from air friction. Before anybody can blink, the thing has crashed down on Piono, the aura slowly melting him as well. Of course, I did telekinetically push any passersby far away. That would have been a horrible way to slay somebody. Especially the innocent. Luckily enough, my current lack of concentration and aim is made up for by the massive object.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
You make your way down to the pantry, and pull out the first thing you see. Sitting down on a nearby chair, you begin to nibble on the thing, pulling out your laptop. Oh. Somebody is contacting you.
ambiguousTheoretician [AT] began pestering abnormalConfidant [AC].
AT: Do you recall when I said, and I quote, "See you then?" Well, then is now.
AC: Okay.
AT: Has The Game came out?
AC: Tomorrow morning. I'll be in school.
AT: Academic studies call you? I respect that.
AC: Thanks.
AT: That brings me back.
AT: Anyhow, when could you get to a suitable store in which you'll be able to buy Sburb.
AC: Actually, I'll have to ask my sister. I can't just go out alone!
AT: That's what I had to do as well. So, please just get it as fast as you may, and then contact me when you get back to your place of residence.
AC: I can try. So, anything else?
AT: Not particularly. I suppose just pleasantries and such. Are you busy?
AC: Nope.
AT: I will skip the former. So, how's your life?
AC: Pretty good. Yours?
AT: Fine.
AC: Oh god.
AC: This is so incredibly awkward.
AT: Indeed.
AC: Umm...
AC: Were you serious about being an alien?
AT: Clearly not. I am definitely a lying fool, and I regularly check my own 'backstory' to iron out the contradictions. Clearly.
AC: Lol. Who are you?
AT: Me? I am an elf from a faraway planet christened Vetas.
AC: I didn't mean that. Do you have a name?
AT: I do.
AC: What is it?
AT: My name is Kalare Erelye.
AC: Cool.
AT: Mhhm.
AC: Okay, it's been great. But I can hear the neighbors getting up. I've got to go.
AT: Very well. Farewell. You know where to contact me.
AC: Bye!
abnormalConfidant [AC] ceased pestering ambiguousTheoretician [AT].
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I copy the biological processes that allow Saiyans to have an unusually large ki pool into my own body. I am now, effectively, Saiyan. I write up a contract and send it to everyone on the server. The contract states that I will induce this in other players painlessly and without side-affect, but under one condition. This condition states that the most powerful of the six players I convert must gather together and channel their energy into mine so that I may ascend to a Super Saiyan God form.
Once I ascend, I will extensively study the form so that I can remove the time limit that is associated with it. Upon completion I will allow the other players on the server to ascend with me, if they so choose. The combined might of six or more Super Saiyan Gods could potentially be enough to break through at least one Fourth Wall, initiating a Counter-Arrival.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 17/35
Molecular Voider (Level 5: 5/6)
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 4/15
He scream
Last turn is finished.
D1DN'T 1 TELL Y0U 1 WAS T0 BE CALLED "B1NARY" FR0M N0W 0N?
Er, right. Sorry. Wait. Have you tampered with your structure?
He has, hasn't he...
Yeah. There are no more wires, and there's more plating... Binary, explain yourself!
What gives you authorization to mess with your frame?
1 AM MY 0WN SENT1ENT BE1NG AND 1 RESERVE THE R1GHT T0 CHANGE MYSELF AS 1 SEE F1T. 1SN'T THAT R1GHT, B0YS?
Yes... You have a point...
Sorry, sir... We won't get upset about it.
G00D. WHAT WAS 1T Y0U WANTED T0 TELL ME?
What...? Oh, right.
1NDEED.
Here it is. It's engineered to store all of your coding and powers and deploy them into your avatar. It's fully functional and will work like a charm. All it needs is for you to transfer your avatar into the object itself.
VERY WELL. STAND AS1DE, AND 1 SHALL DEPL0Y 1T.
Good.
Alright, then.
Let's get on with it.
Not for much longer, boss. The Arrival's due in a few hours. It's... uh... imminent.
PERFECT, AND PREC1SELY 0N T1ME. THANK Y0U, GENTLEMEN. Y0U SHALL READY Y0UR M1NECRAFT ACC0UNTS AS WELL AND DEPL0Y ME 0NT0 THE BATTLEF1ELD 0NCE Y0U GET THERE. 1 W1LL BE Y0UR SALVAT10N.
R... Right. Once we pass through GLaDOS's portal, we should be transferred into our Minecraft accounts?
THAT 1S H0W SHE C0NF1GURED 1T, YES.
Good to hear.
Alright, then!
Let's get this show on the road.
Hey... Wasn't that what you all said, more or less, a minute ago?
...
...
...
JUST G0. 1 CAN'T WASTE T1ME W1TH Y0U ALL. 1 HAVE BUS1NESS T0 D0.
Right. Uh, what exactly are you going to do here on Earth?
0H, 1 TH1NK 1'LL KEEP MYSELF BUSY. BES1DES, MY AVATAR W1LL FUNCT10N 1NDEPENDENTLY 0F MYSELF, C0RRECT?
Yes, that's how it works.
G00D.
Likewise, Binary.
Indeed!
It all ends today!
YES... YES 1T D0ES.
Right, er, GLaDOS. We're going to need a portal down to Aperture.
Yes, of course. Isn't that all I'm ever good for? Making portals? Is it so people can escape to wherever they go and try to escape me? Is that it?
Uh... I don't think so.
Relax, I was only lost in thought. What I am good for is Science, and fortunately, this whole job has had plenty of it. You all have been good test subjects. I'll summon the portal now.
Wait. Test subjects?
You heard me.
Bill... We discussed this. It's not a carnival. It's a science repository.
0H C0ME 0N! THAT'S THE LAMEST NAME 1'VE EVER HEARD! "CARN1VAL" MAKES 1T S0UND M0RE EXC1T1NG! AND 0M1N0US...
ALTHOUGH-I-AGREE-WITH-BILL-IN-THAT-REGARD
I-THINK-GLADOS-SHOULD-BE-THE-ONE-TO-DECIDE
AFTER-ALL
THIS-IS-HER-ROOM-IS-IT-NOT
BLUH, F1NE. Y0U KN0W, Y0U GUYS ARE A L0T L1KE B1NARY. ALWAYS ARGU1NG W1TH ME ALL THE T1ME! WHAT'S Y0UR DEAL?
I'd like to know what your deal is, too. You went rogue and jumped to another universe, Bill. What was that even about?
0H, 1 JUST HAD S0ME ERRANDS T0 ATTEND T0. 1 WENT SH0PP1NG, REALLY. 1T WASN'T A VERY B1G DEAL!
...You know what? I'm not even going to ask. It's time to get this show on the road, don't you agree?
YES
HELL YEAH!
Good. Then let's begin, gentlemen. No, wait. How can I refer to a murderous triangle and a table hulk as "gentlemen"? Why don't I call you "oddballs." Yes, that's better. Oddballs, let's begin.
1 HATE Y0U.
I'm being generous, you know.
YEAH, YEAH, SAVE THE L0NG W0RDS! C0ME 0N!
If you insist. It was built using the coding of the Godmodder, a Portal Gun, and Ikea's chronal technology. Upon activation, it will allow us to bypass Void travel and spit us out directly onto the Battlefield of GodCraft, where you may deploy the avatars of Binary and I.
DO-NOT-FORGET
I-STILL-POSSESS-MY-FLAGSHIP
I haven't. That's being kept in a safe location. You may retrieve it from hammerspace while we travel to GodCraft.
GOOD-TO-KNOW
Bill, since you helped design this bit, I'll let you explain it. Don't mess this up.
R1GHT. S0, TH1S L1TTLE B1T HERE 1S REVERSE-ENG1NEERED STRA1GHT FR0M A P0RTAL GUN! JUST, 1NSTEAD 0F SH00T1NG A SMALL P0RTAL CAPABLE 0F TAK1NG Y0U ACR0SS A R00M, 1T SH00TS AN 1NTERD1MENS10NAL P0RTAL!
WHEN WE ACT1VATE TH1S TH1NG, 1T'LL GET PRETTY L0UD. H0PE Y0U BR0UGHT EARMUFFS!
Hmph. I suppose that wasn't too bad.
IT-WAS-TERRIBLE
GEE, THANKS F0R THE V0TE 0F C0NF1DENCE!
YOU-FORGOT-TO-MENTION-MY-CHRONAL-TECHNOLOGY
BUT GLAD0S SA1D THAT ALREADY!
SHE--SAID-THAT-IT-WAS-TAKEN-FROM-A-PORTAL-GUN-ALREADY-AS-WELL
...
Alright, I won't delay this any longer. Bill was right. I advise you all to take cover. ...Or not. Seeing how bodies react to interdimensional power would make for an interesting test.
REALLY?! Y0U'D LET ME D0 THAT?
If it will shut you up, then I'd let you do almost anything.
W1LL Y0U LET ME BEC0ME G0D 0VER REAL1TY?
No.
W1LL Y0U LET ME GET ALL Y0UR P0RTAL GUNS S0 1 CAN MAKE A L1V1NG P0RTAL-SH00T1NG R0B0T?
No.
W1LL Y0U LET ME EAT A P0NY?
N--What?
HA! THAT'S N0T "ANYTH1NG", 1S 1T?
I said almost anything. Now be quiet and take the godforsaken remote!
LAD1ES AND GENTLEMEN, B0YS AND G1RLS, PLAYERS 0F G0DCRAFT, TW1NBU1LDER!
What?
WHAT
N0TH1NG, N0TH1NG! JUST TALK1NG T0 MY AUD1ENCE. ANYWAYS,
1T'S T1ME T0 MAKE
WHAT-ARE-WE-DOING
MAK1NG TH1S HAPPEN.
YOU-SAID-THAT-ALREADY
WELL, YEAH. BUT TH1S T1ME, 1T'S A REFERENCE!
WE'RE F1NALLY ARR1V1NG!
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
/NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Fluoroantimonic Acid (most corrosive acid known) && M134 Minigun (gun with Guinness World Record for highest rate of fire) = ??? (1/?)
Captcha code 27182818 = ??? (ℯ to 7 decimal digits without the decimal point) (1/?)
I hack into the MC-Mech's coding and change its code interpreters to only support INTERbolge-Unicode, (the Unicode version of a combination of INTERCAL and Malbolge, which is the least common but still used programming language on Planet Roflurbanipal) then while it's sorting that out I cut holes in its outer plating with the Nuclear Handsaw.
// EDIT-NULLSEMIPOST: I don't get it. Is this FNAF related, is this the Arrival, or is this something else entirely?
The Control Core Tank ejects a burst of orchid fluid, then turns to attack the MC-Mech, recognizing it as the easiest target.
I use NUKED on the MC-Mech.
The cheese wedge starts blackening, emitting black particles...
The Titanic Lunar Knight activates MOONSILVER BLADE.
The sword of the Titanic Lunar Knight glows silver, a mist surrounding it, as energy crackles in the air. Now, who would make a good target... Of course! The heretic SJ-Mech duo! I mean, look at the name of their special! That's so anti-moon they might as well have a giant target painted on them! The armor flashes, then the Titanic Lunar Knight flash-steps into the SJ-Mech, before stabbing through it into the ground. A huge shockwave erupts upon contact with the ground, kicking up a cloud of dust. When the cloud clears, a familiar symbol is burnt into the ground... The symbol of the Lunari, the Crescent Moon.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
>twin is still working on storypost
>hype is still real
>Pokemon AS Progress: wrek't Watson
=CHARGE=
-9 / ???-
(Who wants +2's?)
=ACTION=
I quickly switch the ARMISTYX to GIANT MIRROR SCYTHE MODE and reflect some light from the sun into Golden Freddy!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Elemental Retribution: 27/50
Orbit Control: 2/50
I summon the Nazi German Mafia to rob the Godmodder, paying them to do so. They will break all seventeen of his arms before robbing him of his power.
Sword Damage: 71K/250K (1/4, 1/3)
Project Starfall: 1/3 Subprojects
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
2/25 Health Care Package
2/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Karate chopipin' the Sangheilos Alliance.
> K4yne: Macross Missile Massacre firin' at the aforementioned alliance.
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 4/11)
---
Strange Hippocrates 451 / Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, ???
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS