I attempt to make a post to edit, then smack a Mech with the Editor because it's terrible. I then whine because I also attempted to ban the Godmodder despite the fact that I knew it never will work (again.) And attempt to flood the Godmodder with Blue Generic Objects. Again. I AM DOING THIS I AM MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
Whatever. I set fire to the rain, watch it burn as I walk away. I also try to bottle it and toss it into the AAF.
I save the game and then undo the lock on the Doom Bullets, then start waking up at the start of the world, and it's feeling just like every other morning before, now I wonder what my life is gonna mean when it's gone. The mechs are moving like a half a mile an hour and I started staring at the players who're waving goodbye can you tell me what was ever really special about me all this time? Also I take care to snag a Doom Bullet because why not.
Okay guess this counts for... Saturday? I think? Maybe Sunday. Whatever.
Magic Cuebrain 1/??
Flare 10/11
Coronal Ejector 10/11
The Editor, just like the OP Scale, is more of a concept than an actual thing!
The Godmodder counters with Orange Unique Objects!
The fire and the rain cancel each other out, so you're left with an empty bottle!
Bottle >= AAF =< perfectly generic bottle of zillyjar
perfectly generic bottle of zillyjar: A horrific amalgamation of zilly energies, generic objects, and .jpeg all condensed in the form of a bottle. Nothing else can be said.
You cannot save the game! The save command appears to be locked...
Only the person who creates a chronal lock can undo said chronal lock, for security reasons. Those things are staying up there.
@twin: I am aware that it more than an army can deal in one shot with all of its troops, but Vriska's Army used up all of its troops, plus it should have had an attack boost from Captain Sparklez, PLUS there were over ten PL entities using their special attacks (not to mention, there should be two mechs stuck in CTM maps right now) and since the finales of a player do around 50K damage apiece, yeah. Considering the fact that all but the first two attack from Mordor and the last couple of (weakened) attacks from Vriska's Army were directed at my own forces, I think its fair to let me have a full strength attack for once.
Also, Tricky is, in fact, speaking english. I'm just using the glitch text generator that you used for your messed up posts. The only reason its nearly impossible to read is because I turn the text red, italics and comic sans too.
Anew Ariser OR life force of South America's ecosystem 1/11 (there, that shouldn't be quite as bad)
The Taker OR Death's scythe (yes, that's right. All of the death of Death's weapon, but in a vial instead) 1/?
3/6 for Adam's Flail
trickystrife:
fseftr teleports into the inside of the nexus gunboat, then quickly respawns elsewhere after getting utterly trashed by the guys inside. The RSF pilots are not easily taken down.
Blue discovers that she can't hack the gunboats! They're using amp level tech, engietech weapons, and improbability coding (it runs on ones, twos, fours, fives, forty-twos, cupcakes, tomatoes, cupcake tomatoes, squids, and negative ones. No zeroes involved) which is pretty much unhackable by anything ever, due to not running on a physically probable numbers system.
Vriska takes the health boost though, and goes back to full health.
She rushes at Tricky again, the two clash in an extremely high-speed sword/sign fight, but Tricky continues pressing Vriska, finally slamming her onto a miscellaneous flying piece of the MC Freedom still stuck in the tornado.
Tricky jumps down.
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At that a bullet goes through the side of his head. Tricky goes tumbling off the piece of metal.
He'll be back.
The figure that had just jumped onto the piece of flying metal, wrapped in black and the only visible facial feature being his red tea-shades...
Get up. I'm gonna need help killing the clown.
serpent stands on her ship.
She feels a searing pain, then looks down at her hand.
There is a glowing blue rune.
Suddenly, she is hit with a sudden memory, in the flash-back...
piono stands before her on the fourth wall. Completely empty. No fighting.
Before you get confused, no, this didn't actually happen.
I planted a memory rune on you as you were leaving.
I timed it to wait until you were out of danger.
And yes, timed runes are very difficult.
Runes in general in fact.
It probably would be simpler to just have killed you.
But I did make a promise.
If you ever decide to take me up on my offer,
You know where to find me.
Serpent snaps out of the flash-back suddenly. She looks back, the rune is gone.
Additional 30,000 damage to every Mech to compensate!
I know Tricky speaks English, but the editor glitched out his text to a sea of question marks and only a stray letter or two, so I just included filler text.
Anew Ariser || South American Ecosystem = Vita Australi (Level 10: 1/11)
The Taker || Death's Scythe = Aquilonem Mors (Level 10: 1/11)
Scribe's Wands && Unicode 7.0 Compendium = The Unicoder (⁴⁄₆)
So I decided to give a PG army a dose of Maldal. Too bad there's only one army left.
C:\Users\CobaltShade\Projects\> cd /d H:\H:\> LucKey.exe
Suddenly, a deluge of giant keys, each weighing 80 kg, falls on top of Serpent's entire army at a rate of 100 keys/second, each with "ZA-Union" and a number engraved on it. After a good 8000 keys fall, I realize that the keys are now just piling on top of each other and not doing anything. So I decide to kill Maldal and delete the giant keys.
Disclaimer: I have no actual virus samples IRL, only information from danooct1's videos and from the Malware Wiki.
I flick the EN-MECH. It gets dazed, confused, petrifyed, paralyzed, and sleep status effects. (My flicks are that good!)
Hey... What's the puppet doing?
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Yes! The Time Has Come!
The Puppet places a bear mask on Maniac's head.
Arise Master!
And then everyone was blinded by yellow light.
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Thank you SErvanT. you May now lEavE. now, all Shall fEEl ThE wraITh of me! goldEn frEddy!
I shall PM the stats.
The sleep allows the EN-Mech to recharge +10,000 HP and cure itself of all its status effects!
Just before Piono brings Arctoae directly through my body, I evaporate into gray smoke, re-forming into a Minecraft avatar several blocks away. Piono strikes the ground instead, still causing the frost to envelop most of the area. At this point, however, I am perfectly prepared to deal with the environment; flicking the Hazel Wand downwards, a solar ray teleported directly from the Green Sun instantaneously melts all of the ice. For future reference, I am perfectly capable of timestepping as well. Then, I proceed to fire blasts of molten ink at Piono in a matter akin to the Smith Corona Blotspitter. Ink is not one of the elements in your vast array of possible alchemies, is it?
Meanwhile, I teleport molten ink into a random Mech. I then use the inherent energy of the liquid to create things. By things, I mean a black hole.
Your name is ZOEY. It is currently your BIRTHDAY, though it was not previously mentioned. A number of PAPERS and posters are scattered across your room, along with a plethora of writing and drawing utensils.
You have a variety of INTERESTS. Primarily, you enjoy acts of ARTISTIC EXPRESSION, usually for fun. You are very embarrassed when your older SISTER sees it. You do not know why. You have a fondness for CREATIVE WRITING as well, though you are not particularly good at it. You also like to READ particularly good Dungeon Punk-esque modernized stories involving magic. They do not embarrass you, for some reason. They do get your mental cogs turning, serving as the basis for what is essentially WIZARD FANFICTION. Of course, good, traditional wizard characters include the illustrious DUMBLEDORE, or perhaps MITHRANDIR. On special occasions, you play VIDEO GAMES with your friends.
I notice that the Puppet is PG and then continue to feed Maniac a large amount of facepalms. His palm, the MC-Mech's face. I then proceed to flip out and throw the Z-Mech into Zillyhoo. This promptly makes the Z stand for Zilly. And blows up the Z-Mech. Somehow. Yes. That is a perfectly sound explanation. Hold on. I attempt to get the Godmodder to play the infinite Calsprite laugh.
Anyways... I just try to light the MC-Mech on fire with the Coronal Ejector. I then contemplate whether fanventures are affected by the Scratch, and therefore I cannot summon any of their characters.
Magic Cuebrain 2/??
Hm. (Battlefield Cutout && (Jawbreaker >=Zillymiter=<)) >=Zillymiter=< Yeah...
Also Flare and Coronal Ejector finish. (Brusher's Pike && Green Sun and Flame Bellows && Green Sun)
6,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
The Godmodder refuses! He already filled his daily quota of humor indulgence!
The MC-Mech is immune to fire, since it was based off of a Nether mob!
They were affected too. Anything in Homestuck's universe is.
Jawbreaker >= Zillymiter =< Jawbreaker of Zillyjhaw
Battlefield Cutout && Jawbreaker of Zillyjhaw = Checkmate
Checkmate >=...
Yeah, it makes the same thing.
FLARE: A green spear whose head appears to flicker in white flames. It creates dazzling pyrotechnic displays that can severely damage entities.
CORONAL EJECTOR: A set of green flame bellows with the image of a white sun emblazoned on them. It creates dazzling pyrotechnic displays that can severely damage entities.
How'd the health care package go trough? Wither stops healing doesnt it?! ._. I can understand the compensation... (Nevermind, that wasnt for the EN-Mech.) also why is the stone barrier not there? Did the counterattack deal enough damage to break it AND still slaughter a large part of the army? That'd be 102.000 damage... i call shenganians. Thats roughly five times the damage the inital attack did. Ontop of that armies are not stronger than single entities, single entities do MUCH more damage (one single 50 does nearly the same damage the ENTIRE ARMY does.) and have more hps. (relatively seen, one single entitiy wont have more but a few 50s would.) Thus ill be going back to summoning single entities, since entities are anything but outplayed, while not having the GRAVE weakness of all together disintegrating when the core dies, which is very likely with the EN-Mechs CHEATY CHEAT OF GAMEOVER.
@TT2000: Will you use the withered plate this turn when the wither ends so you can apply the longer wither status or should i use the painchimer to inflict wither? Also could we trade support charges? (you +2 me, i +2 you each post)
Recreating the Master Emerald... 2/11
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 1/25
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 1/25
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 2)
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 3)
I make use of the super mode and use the low blow in a all out attack against the EN-mech, corrupting AI and slicing off parts of its metallic frame!
I also send the EN-mech to bumper car hell, you aint casting Gameover! Not this turn.
Sunpowder 5/5
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 5/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
Army: Mutated twin uses One Chomp on the EN-Mech, stealing hps and causing doom once again... The rest attacks the EN-Mech.
That was my fault. The counterattack instead destroys the Stone Barrier, restoring 8 Experiment #35674s back to health!
Armies are actually much more powerful than entities. Why else would I say that entities were going out of power? Armies have much more defense than regular entities (the only reason they're getting slaughtered is because these are Armybuster Mechs) and the higher units have much more HP than regular entities. Armies, when all their units are intact, deal 150,000 damage while a 50-post charge entity only deals 10,000. Even if you only have the Heavies, Fleet and Core remaining, that's around 100,000 damage!
You can summon single entities if you want, but they'll be very underpowered...
20,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
The W-Mech blocks the attack from the Necro Smasher, taking 15,000 damage itself! It is Stunned.
Scribe's Wands && Unicode 7.0 Compendium = The Unicoder (⅚)
I appearify the following items in this order into the EN-Mech's internal systems:
a copy of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, so the 8 year old code gremlins inside the EN-Mech can play some CoD for the last time before they die
a moldy taco, for no reason whatsoever
every LJN game for the NES, because they suck
a copy of the proof of the abc conjecture, also for no reason whatsoever
a cuneiform tablet, also for no reason whatsoever
a bag of plums, to honor the Michael Rosen YTPers
a block of lit TNT, to cause internal damage
a copy of the Deseret First Book and a copy of Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition, because clearly i.t.a. is better than Deseret and Shavian /shot
a 40 mole sample of livermorium-292, with a half-life of 18 ms, because highly radioactive elements + insides of PG mechs = win
another block of lit TNT, just for good measure
several gallons of generic cola, to short out the wiring
several gallons of seawater and
a 1m³ chunk of sodium, which will react with the seawater causing an explosion
several gallons of concentrated sulfuric acid, for corrosion and for the heck of it
several gallons of concentrated hydrochloric acid, for corrosion and also to neutralize the water just because I feel like it
several gallons of concentrated fluoroantimonic acid, which is, according to Wikipedia, highly corrosive
several tons of TNT, C-4, and uranium-235, for explosions
ununoctium in the shape of a potato with the letter Q engraved in it, just for good measure
The EN-Mech's coding is protected against all conventional objects, including these! The Godmodder is impressed at the magnitude of the attack, however...
I look out the window at a burning moon, the little sattelite blasted to hell by the battle in its black skies...
"Well, since the sun's gone, at least this'll help light up the planet."
A dead ship, mine or that of the Corporation, crashes, losing fuel containment in a fireball the size of Alaska, and turning another of the "Lunar Seas" into a real sea, albeit one composed of irradiated magma.
Then another, this one having made it all the way to an as-yet unsullied section of Minecraftia, blasting a billion tons of molten rock and organic ash into the void in a pattern not unlike that of a stone thrown into a pond...
"Man, the Elves are not going to like this..."
"To be fair, we didn't do it."
"Would thi5 be the best 7ime to re-an4lyze th3 question of souls?"
"I- ...Souls? What."
"Well, given that there is really only one solution, I feel what happens next should be clear, to a war AI with a brain the size of a skyscraper."
"When did you develop a fascination with duels?"
"DUELS? Forgive me, but would any of you care to tell me why the words "Soul" and "Duel" lead to one another inevitably?"
"Thus we come full cir le. Am- On econd thought, non3 of you really own that name, so I will have to find new mea s of ide tifi-i-i-i-1-ication. 4pologi35, my voc l core was no7 a pri rity t45k, and is th r fore und3rst ndard, plea e st4-a-4nd by while I perfo m a reb o7."
All charges progress.
I scratch the Record Scratcher and charge into battle, laughing madly under the cover of jazz with the volume set to five hundred percent!
But nothing happened since there wasn't a target to the attack!
2/11 for life scythe
2/? for death vial
4/6 for Adam's Flail
pionostrife:
piono plunges the dagger into the piece of deck, but whips up Levis Ignis as the green sunfire descends, reflect it back towards erelye, vaporizing the flow of molten ink (which is liquid anyways and because of the high water content would fall under Diluvium's jurisdiction) and sending the fire careening straight at erelye.
Tricky strife: As the gunboats turn to unleash their massive waves of fire upon the HMAS Victor, Tricky jumps back up onto the piece of metal. Y̖̎̑͑͝͝͝o͔̮͙᷃̉͝͝u̷͈͌ͫ᷃͝͝
Me.
Hank (Who is making a cameo just for this fight here, seeing as how its a roleplay fight and not a standard one, the Curse of Repetition doesn't affect it as long as the entities don't target stuff not involved in the roleplay fight.) motions to Vriska.
You've got a gun, may I borrow it for this fight? It's not recharged!
You don't have a clip.
Vriska tosses the Emerald Nova to Hank.
Tricky rushes at Vriska...
And is immediately blown off by a huge spray of fire from the Emerald Nova. Not the usual special shots, but still extremely powerful. How'd you get 8ullets for that thing?
There's an alchemiter in this hell-forsaken place isn't there?
I used it.
You use the Emerald Nova, dispelling Tricky's attack!
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Examine constrictor band. Take bottle out of SF's mouth, turn him/she/it over and prepare to burp by patting SF on the back.
(Also remind nimble to change SF's place from on the ground to in my arms)
Leonstar1: Use DinnerTime Level 5 Main Course on
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 1/3
I duplicate 3 Holy Mackerel Betas.
Holy Mackerel Beta: 19
I'm still waiting for a blue 3DS cartridge with a whale on it to arrive at my house. Anyway, I send out Primal Kyogre to destroy the AGs with Origin Pulse.
On a ship, Serpent blinks her eyes and looks around. She sees a man with a robotic arm piloting the ship.
Maniac, so your theory is that the Puppet is Golden Freddy and the murderer? My theory differs. WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT WANT GAME SPOILERS, DO NOT LOOK.
*snipped because spoiler tags aren't allowed for reasons*
Heh heh...sorry Twin, I accidentally posted four times last turn, didn't notice until it was too late...
I use my DETONATION CORE on the EN-Mech, and boost Granger, although s/he doesn't have to boost me back because I'm not charging anything. Really, the Forge Cannon was the best charge I had. I doubt I could do anything to top it.
Oh, don't worry. I'm only going to have to kill you now. Would you prefer being buried alive or being boiled in oil?
The Detonation Core deals 10,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
I look into the crystal at the top of the Manipuleightir. It flashes between green and purple shades, with the spirograph occasionally showing flashes of red and yellow. The spirograph constantly twists and reshapes itself, sometimes into familiar shapes like an enderpearl, a semibreve, and the time and space aspect symbols, and sometimes into shapes so non-euclidean, that you could get yourself a serious headache from staring at them for too long. I play the keyboard and channel psiionic energies into the crystal. The spirograph reshapes itself into an image of the Manipuleightir itself. I psiionically sharpen the image's end opposite of the crystal, and the end of the actual staff also sharpens. I then drive it into the EN-MECH.
0k, so one question remains. Which part of this stick tastes like salmiak?
The 0bsidian Legion tries to stay away from the 0utbreak, but still attack theEN-MECH.
Giga-Bowling Ball Complete!
The Shuffler Complete.
The Stop-Signer 2/4
Code: TvTropes
Sniper Rifle && Spy-cicle
The WS-Mech blocks the attack, taking 9,500 damage!
ALL OF IT.
GIGA-BOWLING BALL: A massive bowling ball the size of a large hill. Deadly, but not incredibly accurate.
THE SHUFFLER: A long black-and-red rod that seems to give the user telekinetic control over playing card objects. Practical applications include devilish magic tricks and mastery over weaponizing playing cards.
TvTropes = Pure Phlebotinum (Level 5: 1/6)
Sniper Rifle && Spy-cicle = The Australian Icepicker (Level 2: 1/3)
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: BT: Noah's Flood EN-mech
HMAS Victor: Mini IC the Puppet
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Nomblequest:
MC Freedom: Below
@Serpent: OR>AS
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 23%
-MC Freedom-
(The pilots curbstomped someone with superhero+ level powers... Who are they?)
The gunboat's fire is harmlessly blocked by the ship shields. (10 million is a lot of shields. And regen). Fseftr takes out the shockwave laser cannon, charges it up, and blasts it at a nexus gunboat. HMAS Victor drops a dozen antimatter smart bombs on Tricky.
> R. K.: Alchemizing Strange Hippocrats 451.
> K4yne: Letting the Sangheilos Alliance taste the pointy end of the Netheraria.
Strange Hippocrates 451 AND Monstro's Lungs AND Joker Gas = ??? [1/?]
I want to uber multiple people, so i add Monstro's Lungs to it. I want it to work thusly:
Every turn i heal something with the medigun, i get 1 CHARGE Pack. I can use every UBER variation of the end product, but i need 3 CHARGE packs for one UBER variation. CHARGE Packs are capped at 9, so in theory, i could uber 3 things at the same time but i need 9 charge packs to do it which in turn costs me 9 turns to even get them, making it work the same way like ubers with Hippocrates, but i can uber more things at the same time if i have the charge packs.
Suggest how to do it otherwise if you don't like that Twin.
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Strange Hippocrates 451/???
Uber: 0%
MMMMPH: 0%
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 1/11)
I examine the jar, and heal the Rancid Cheese Wedge.
Pionostrife:
Well, actually, ink does not contain any water at all. Whichever. I bend the path of the fire blast so that it curves around me via telekinetic ability. Then, I grip the Hazel Wand slightly more tightly. Muttering a slight incantation, Piono is enveloped in a large amount of boiling steam. This is not the main attack, of course. Whether Piono is distracted by my diversion or not, I arc the Hazel Wand down slightly, and Piono is smashed into the ground, and swiftly has a heart attack from more bodily manipulation initiated via the quick congealment around the veins (not arteries) leading up to his heart. At the very least, this shall be more spectacular than the seizure, if it works.
I would appreciate it if you would cease using light-relative manipulation techniques. They harm my delicate eyes.
Didn't we get a sacred items slot machine at some point? But we might not have it now, I forget...
I travel through TIME, SPACE, DIMENSIONS, LIFE, LOVE, AND THE INABILITY TO THINK OF A PROPER MONTAGE CONCLUSION to find a sacred item slot machine, and then I stuff literally every piece of currency that has ever existed in all of Godcraftia/Minecraftia into the machine. And then I PLAY. FOR YEARS. TO GET ALL THE SACRED ITEMS.
You only have it if you can find proof that you acquired it.
...Oh. Well, you have it now. Even though this is only a one-shot attack! All Sacred Items restored!
IF you can find proof that you got a Slot Machine, it will gradually refill your items instead of you having to do it manually.
I use my newly acquired Destabilization Traveler to accelerate the Infernal Skeleton Titan into a pile of fossil fuel. If it is already dead then I use the aforementioned weapon to severely rot the Master Chair Redux. My weird habit of tearing off loose things would then compel me to tear apart the chair.
Destabilization Traveler (Level 5: 6/6)
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 12/35
Death Field 2: 9/11
DESTABILIZATION TRAVELER: An implant that allows the user to travel through time and to accelerate or decelerate the entropy levels of various resources, which can prove fatal in most circumstances.
3,500 damage to the Infernal Skeleton Titan and Master Chair Redux!
Cheap Sword || Team Aqua Symbol && Water Bucket && Icicle = Antiaqua (Level 1: 2/2). This is done.
The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 3/9).
Conductor's Baton || TNT Cannon = The Irate Scherzo (Level 3: 2/4).
I initiate SUPER SMASH on Piono, sliding the Trophies around Piono's position, then take Caledfwlch and distract him from the Trophies, even if for split seconds.
I also take the balled-up form of the Z-Mech and kick it at the EN-Mech.
ANTIAQUA: A sword that seems to be made out of chilled water, a cross between the fluidity of water and the rigidity of ice. It is also emblazoned with the Team Aqua logo.
The EN-Mech moves out of the way so that the Z-Mech passes through a large goal that was just placed behind it for some reason. GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! You're a winner! You win...
I use Steadfast Smash, the only Shield skill I have for now, on the healthiest vulnerable PG target. This deals 20,000 damage and stuns it for 2 turns, but I must wait 3 turns before using it again.
Okay... These Sword Skills are like your own personal Spoils of War. I'm not so sure that they should go through at this point. No one else is really using this class system, and it's much more fun to think of original attacks against entities!
20,000 damage to the WS-Mech! However, it shrugs off the stun.
I carve out a large rectangle of land, vertically, that is, so that I can trap the EN-Mech inside. Once complete I cause it to rain Tetris blocks at the speed of light, crushing the EN-Mech beneath it. While that fiasco is going on I place my Molecular Severing Sword && Chaos Void Shard in the Alchemiter to form a sword capable of both generating and severing chaos, an abstract concept.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 13/35
Death Field 2: 10/11
Whatever-You-Wanna-Call-the-Sword (Level 5: 1/6)
=ACTION=
I decide to throw THE MATERIAL PLANE into SCP-914 on Coarse.
I then build a giant GO-KART, and put the MC-Mech on it.
The MC-Mech tries to drive it, but alas, he has no hands.
This somehow causes massive emotional damage.
(Or an error. Who knows.)
The Material Plane > Coarse = Dispenser, Bow, Machine Gun, Nether Quartz, Zeus Crystal, Thunder Rod
You got a BUNCH OF ITEMS.
Arms suddenly extend out of the Mech's chassis, allowing it to drive the go-kart!
35/50 The Queen
1/17 HP Upgrade for The Queen
1/17 Defense Upgrade for The Queen
> R. K.: Steel Crackin' Sangheilos Alliance.
> K4yne: Execute THE BURNING on the Sanghelios Alliance.
Strange Hippocrates 451 AND Monstro's Lungs AND Joker Gas = ??? [2/?]
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Strange Hippocrates 451/???
Uber: 0%
MMMMPH: 0%
Don't bother charging those upgrades. They won't be very useful.
Phantom Gunship killed!
> K4yne: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => THE BURNING
You equip the Strange Hippocrates 451 and level it at the Sanghelios Alliance, firing a massive stream of flame at the army! You fly around its airspace and use the power of the weapon to destroy one Phantom Gunship!
I throw every single meme that ever existed at the EN-MECH.
The memes all die thanks to the Curse of Repetitiveness™, since memes are blatantly used everywhere in GodCraft: buildings, item names, and ESPECIALLY chat. You don't even want to go there.
Pionostrife: I draw the Hazel Wand, and slice it through the ground. The four Quills of Echidna make it approximately 4 times as sharp as the sharpest thing in the universe. In the gash made in the ruins of the deck, violet energy begins to spill out, sucking all light within it. Then, I mentally affix a rune of hemorrhaging onto the back of Piono. It activates immediately.
I supercharge the Rancid Cheese Wedge with the power of a hundred thousand Miniature Green Suns. Oh, I suppose I also... stab the W-Mech with Fill 'Em with Midnight. Oh, and I read a copy of Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious.
You leave your BEDROOM. Across the hall is that of your SISTER. You do not usually go in there. At the end of the hall there lies a small window. As can be clearly seen, it is storming very heavily. Perfect weather for your birthday. You are not being sarcastic. Luckily, your house has not lost power. Perhaps you should check the time. Ah. Eleven thirty-four. Seems like an okay time for a near-midnight snack; you are slightly hungry.
The Cheese Wedge's attack crits!
10,000 damage to the W-Mech!
You read it and flip to a page about summoning procedures involving windows.
@fseftr: The RTI ground troops have low level super hero abilities. The pilots are better than commandoes, plus the interior of any given Nexus ship is designed to kill intruders automatically. the minecraftian was dead before it could respond. This is a roleplay fight, power scale not to scale can't protect you here. Don't worry, their main advantage came from being inside the gunboat.
3/11 for life scythe
3/? for death vial
5/6 for Adam's Flail
trickystrife:
The shockwave laser cannon slams into the gunboat, leaving a long scorch mark down the side and disabling several weapons.
The HMAS drops a large number of antimatter smart bombs towards Tricky, Tricky begins whirling his sign around and around, deflecting them every which way. Hank and Vriska barely dodge one, a second almost hits fseftr, another hits the HMAS Victor, a bunch more go into the unfortunate gunboat recovering from the shockwave laser cannon, ripping it apart (3 gunboats left)
Tricky launches himself at Hank, but gets hit by the last antimatter bomb. Hank takes the opportunity to unload more Emerald Nova rounds into the clown, Vriska rushes past the remaining gunboats, tearing large gashes in them as the fruitlessly try to hit her.
pionostrife:
piono charges out of the steam, almost unhurt (still took 1 damage) and when Erelye tries to smash him into the ground, piono blasts him back with a huge gout of flame from Levis Ignis, disrupting the attack.
As tazz rushes him, piono slams Levis Ignis into the deck, blasting the trophies away and off the edge, and causing the ice on the deck to turn to steam, scalding erelye and tazz.
Erelye, waving the steam away, puts a rune of hemorrhaging on piono... but it seems piono's already done something to negate runic magic! Possibly as prep for a future fight with Eric...
Erelye looks down and notices something. A dark glow is coming from the general area where piono is... and the shadows coming from the slashes in the deck are condensing around erelye's feet.
Scribe's Wands && Unicode 7.0 Compendium = The Unicoder (⁶⁄₆ Complete!)
What does Cold Fusion Power Cell && DualSaw (dual blade cutting saw, pitched by Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan, able to cut through diamond plated aluminum) make?
I unload the contents of 42.zip onto the EN-Mech. The EN-Mech is promptly crushed under petabytes of data.
THE UNICODER: A set of wands that can create any piece of text from the Unicode system and arrange them in various ways to initiate various coding-based attacks.
The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 4/9).
Conductor's Baton || TNT Cannon = The Irate Scherzo (Level 3: 3/4).
I quickly give Insert back a copy of the Orb of Sanity I duplicated earlier.
I then dunk grease all over Piono. Slippery, gross, flammable grease that fails to fall under any element (that I know of).
Lastly, I do the Showdown Taunt against the EN Mech. You know, the one where you make a finger gun gesture than actually fire it like a real gun? That one.
Since the EN-Mech is so big, you do the taunt to its foot! EN-Mech's foot killed! This equates to 7,000 damage to the actual Mech.
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 3/25 (+1 from TT2000)
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 3/25 (+1 from TT2000)
Sunpowder 5/5 (Finished, leaving it here for now cuz too lazy to edit the docs file)
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 6/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
+2 to TT2000 (I know you dont charge but eh, lets do it anyways just incase you want sometime.)
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 3)
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 4)
I play the painchimer against the EN-Mech, inflicting fear and burning!
As I complete the Stellar Energy Harness, I stand in front of a massive orange crystal that grows with an intense bright light.
Ahaha, yes. This is one of the steps that I shall take to crush the Godmodder's army once and for all. This very crystal contains titanic amounts of magnetic and celestial power. But for now, this shall go away for safe keeping.
However, as an... unfortunate side effect, all PG entities suffer a burn for 3 turns. This is minor, so don't expect it to take up the entire charge.
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 4/25
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 4/25
Sunpowder 5/5 (Finished, leaving it here for now cuz too lazy to edit the docs file)
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 7/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
+2 to TT2000 (We can do the every post yeah?)
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 4)
I activate the noisemakers ability to charge (Charges: 5)
Still in super, i whip out the Malleo Dei and flatten the EN-Mech!
>>I gather all the unused +es, and ask if I can use them for a summon without falling under the instasummon rule...
>>I pierce the firewalls of the Mechs and hijack them so that they move to take the brunt of the Z-Mech Mk. X's final special...
>>I grab the miniature Death Star laser, if it is not unrecoverable. If it has been lost I use that one magicspells spell that allows you to levitate players, and throw the Godmodder into the Void while he's at the hole.
You can't gather unused +1s!
You'd have to be as powerful as the Godmodder to breach the Mech's firewalls.
The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 5/9).
Conductor's Baton || TNT Cannon = The Irate Scherzo (Level 3: 4/4). I will enjoy this one.
OK, a few new things, uhh...Ideas!
Ranch Dressing >o< Altar (???, 1/?)
Smash Ball >o< Altar (???, 1/?)
I pull out another Accordion. My last performance was horrendous enough that me simply holding it should remind Piono of those hideous sounds I levied against the Origin Wither, even if I'm not playing it, which should in turn damage him via mental scarring.
I also push the Z-Mech's spherical form over to where the Neutral Standalone entities are, so if anything bad happens it'll happen to the entities I care least about and the ones the Godmodder won't protect.
THE IRATE SCHERZO: A stone baton emblazoned with caution tape. With the flick of a switch, its top turns into a slightly large cannon capable of firing TNT!
Ranch Dressing >o< Orb of Condiments (Level 1: 1/2)
Smash Ball >o< Orb of Finale (Level 10: 1/11)
The Z-Mech, seemingly of its own volition, rolls back into the middle of the Battlefield!
Oi! Those are both my entities! I don't want that thing near them! *Return push*
Overworld: I use TROLLDIER on the EN-Mech, see if a Battle Technique might shake things up a bit. The Control Core Tank kicks the Z-Mech over towards OBLIVION, before hopping away and guarding itself. The Titanic Lunar Knight attacks the MC-Mech.
Dreamscape: FireGlass Cannon, tear down that web. Leave the spider open to attack. Then we can go back to putting out it's eyes safely.
18/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
Twin. The HEHstorm is what the Erelyesouls speak in.
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): Infusement powers up the next attack used by Krackensbane. HarvestR, use Krackenswipe.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Yeah... Please translate it for me. Yggdrasil withers, it's indistructible roots retracting from the core of Minecraftia.
The Matrix is starting to stabilize... Yes! Now how much vis have I drained...
OH WAIT WHAT SO MUCH WHAT YGGDRASIL! Ok, I'll have to stop... As the stream of Pure Vis stops, the Matrix grows erratic. The windows shatter into Taint. The pillars rise up, and attack to the edges of the cube, as the Arcane Pedestals, now made out of pure Quicksilver, attach to those pillars. Quicksilver leeks toward the Matrix. Another... HISS BOOM! Shatter... Cackle...
Again? But this time... Time is not reversing around us.
I think the Infusion Altar just punctured the Fourth Wall... And now it is almost encrusted in Quicksilver. The miniature Void around the Matrix grows, engulfing the Pillars. Distant objects rattle, as they start being tugged at by another force. Barely any of the items have been absorbed. The bottom of the Pedestals explode into Taint. All aura nodes in the current universe give up their entire being to the Infusion.
What... Universe am I in? UNIVERSE 🜛.
Silver? Wha- Flux Lightning starts zapping everywhere. Every item gets hit, and when it does the Pedestal and the item are absorbed into the Matrix's void.
Ohnonono The Infusion Altar starts destroying itself... The Pillars swirl into the Matrix, as well as every pedestal, jar, and item. Time distorts, and stops altogether. Every impossible combination of locations comes into existence. Black holes reverse, and Stars suddenly stop Nuclear Fusion, causing the Universe's light to go out. All that is left is the immense Runic Matrix, which has absorbed everything. Expansion reverses, as the Matrix's gravitational pull is now greater than the previous state of the universe, times two. Somehow. The entire universe collapses into the Matrix. Which is now flashing millions of symbols. ⚗⌛🝰🝁 🝠🝟🝣🝡🜄 🝗🝥🝪🜚🜛🜂 🝇🝆🝉🝊🝋🜁 🜠🜩🜪🜭🜜🜃
I think this is more than a Void Nova... STILL MORE CONTINUATION.
Void Army ==> Target - EN Mech Mk. X. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
All The Destroyers Killed. A sound booms. BLF SZEV UZROVW NV. HGVK ZHRWV BLF DLIGSOVHH XOLFW GFOKZ. The Void Cloud quivers, "N-no! I can fi-" BLF SZEV URCVW VMLFTS. MLD TVG LFG LU SVIV YVULIV R KFG BLF RMGL Z QZI ZMW GSILD GSZG QZI RMGL Z YLGGLNOVHH KRG. MLD SZMW NV NB HGZUU. "..." MLD BLF DLIGSOVHH KROV LU ZRI GSZG TZRMVW ORUV, SZMW RG GL NV. LI, BLF HSZOO YV WVHGILBVW. BLF WL PMLD DSL R ZN, IRTSG? "Here you go..." MLD TVG LFG ZMW OVG NV WL GSRH KILKVIOB. The Void Cloud vanishes into the walls. MLD, OVGH WL GSRH. KILKVIOB. OVHHVI WVHGILBVIH, XLNV LFG. WVUVMW NV. R HSZOO GZPV XZIV LU GSV IVHG. 150 The Destroyers funnel into the room. A hulking pure behemoth of Glitch strides into the room. It seems to be holding a scepter. From the tip funnels out 100,000 Void Clouds, each 1 HP. Creamy Black strands of light swirl from the tip.
FINAL WAVE
The center of the Generator seems to gain a bottomless pit suspended in a single point... Which the sand gets sucked into.
LeiShi: Tremor against the Mechs (Chi:100)
Ambrosa: 1 charge
Pherix: Flame Crash the MC-Mech
All the extras: Attack the MC-Mech
Arthur: Tail Smash the MC-Mech.
@Nimble: ...
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= Theres nothing I need to reply to...
Or not. Alright, HarvesteR's attack power boosted. I'll add on a bit more than double.
IRM Event Progress: I finished making all of Wilson's special attacks along with all of the random events for [REDACTED]. It is mostly playable right now. I've also added Nimble's Tri-beam attack, and it is looking pretty cool. I have a gear set for everyone except Engie and I also need to make everyone else's special attack. So... if you don't ask for anything I'll come up with something based on your previous actions in this side quest.
Using Split Venom, an ability it gained from enrage, The Terror Spider targets HarvesteR and the Living Fireball, applying Icy and Crippling Toxin to both. HarvesteR, through all the boosts and reductions its attack has, deals a boosted 29 damage in the end! The Living Fireball deals 18 damage to the Terror Spider and the FireGlass Cannon kills the toxic web.
Enemy Line:
[SHADOW] Terror Spider 198/475 HP (Enraged) + Eyes 50/75 HP (closed) - Action: 1
Base attack: 15 Shadow Damage and applies venom to the target
Toxin Spray: Applies venom to all enemies
Toxin Deluge: Applies 3 stacks of venom
Toxic Web: Spends the turn building a poisoned web. The web is nature typed and has 40 HP. While the web is alive, attacking entities have a chance to have venom applied to them.
Toxin Surge: Removes all stacks of venom on the target and deals all the them venom's remaining damage to the target instantly.
Flurry of Blows: Targets every poisoned entity, dealing 10 Shadow damage and refilling the Venom timer(s).
Split Venom: Applies 2 venom stacks to 2 enemies.
Venoms: Foul Toxin: deals 4 Shadow damage per turn for 3 turns
Crippling Toxin: Deals 2 Nature damage per turn for 4 turns and weakens the target's attacks.
Icy Toxin: Deals 3 Cold damage per turn for 4 turns.
Burning Toxin: Deals 5 Fire damage per turn for 2 turns.
Venoms can stack. I'll add more random toxins if this is too easy.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 21/40 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 12?/12? HP - Action: 2 (Gerbil's; Icy Toxin 3 turns left, Crippling Toxin 3 turns left) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[FIR] Living Fireball 8/15 HP - Action: 3 (Blue's; Crippling Toxin 3 turns left x2, Icy Toxin 3 turns left) Base 18 damage
[FIR] FireGlass Cannon 6/15 HP - Action: 4 (Engie's; Icy Toxin 3 turns left) Has chance to avoid AOEs, can hide behind allies, base 15 damage.
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP ("fine"; brewing panaceas, 1 turn left)
Panaceas: 1 left. (cures one entity of all poisoned or venom status effects)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x0 - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1 - We're actually running a little low on them...
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
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Green Sunslammer && Pinkslammer of Zillyson && erection (hehe( && Green Blockbreaker
GREEN BLOCKBREAKER: A blocky hammer that is capable of breaking nearly any Minecraft block in only a few hits! Of course, Bedrock is an exception. Surprisingly holds up well in combat, too.
Green Sunslammer && Pinkslammer of Zillyson && coronal mass EJECTION (hehe( && Green Blockbreaker = mincerafty pinkslammer of zillyson
mincerafty pinkslammer of zillyson: A horrific amalgamation of zilly energies, blockiness, and .jpeg all condensed in the form of a bottle. It looks very mincerafty.
I promptly take out a kernelsprite and hold Lil' Cal dangerously close to it. Don't push me Godmodder. I *will* do it if you don't deal one damage to yourself.
Anyways. I chuck a Doom Bullet into the AAF. Also... Hold on. *Steals moon* *Throws moon into AAF* *Puts moon back* ...The perfect crime. No I don't see any problems with that. Also, saving the game. Hopefully. I then shoot a Mech with the Doom Bullet. Using it to shoot, that is. Not shooting it. It promptly shoots out a Magnum of Zillydeud which then fires a cue ball at the mech. And then I throw the Mech into the sun. With the Wardice of Zillywen, Turquoise, Brown, and Burgundy Octets or whatever. Because I never use them. (not using them to attack, just trying to incinerate them)
Oh yeah. Scratch's Mansion. Let's do something. Using my previously-established abilities to get stuff from Scratch's Mansion, I attempt to appearify the Sacred Item Claw machine and win a Pocket Alchemiter/ break the machine and loot it. Or just get a duplicate of TT2000's.
Magic Cuebrain 3/??
1 damage to the Godmodder!
Doom Bullet >= AAF =< perfectly generic bullet of zillydoom
I summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards to attack the Godmodder. The flaming retards are immune to fire damage as they are already on fire, they are also wearing armor that makes them immune to physical damage and only weighs 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 nanograms and does not effect movement at all. They are also immune to all possible types of damage and all impossible types of damage, even the types of damage that fit between those two or in any direction of those two, and also the Godmodder. This attack hits because I said so, the flaming retards do 1 damage because i said so, and the attack works because everyone and everything, including the Godmodder, said so.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 14/35
Death Field 2: 11/11! There are now two giant Death Fields around Terragen City! They begin working on adding a series of mile long turrets around the city.
Whatever-You-Wanna-Call-the-Sword (Level 5: 2/6)
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 1/15
The Godmodder casts Subversion, making them actually HEAL the Godmodder! +1 HP!
=ACTION=
I then make an amazing SUPER-SPICY CURRY and eat it.
I then begin breathing fire SMASH-BROS style, and I proceed to burn the weakest non-MC Mech.
By that I mean that I did not say so, and therefore no everything and everyone said so. Thus, the attack fails, and the flaming retards return to whence they came.
The Hilt and the Blade are forged together creating Godreaper at last. The magnificent blade absorbs all light, making it a appear as a hole in reality rather than a reflective metal. The Hilt shields the wielder's hands, and sends small bursts of energy to warn the wielder of incoming blows. The hilt also allows the wielder to channel magic and even their own life force into the blade in order to give it temporary boosts to power and effects. This allows the blade to effectively wield any elemental power. The Blade itself is long and double-edged. It also has smaller blades sticking out of it on two sides, so that when swung, the target is punctured with many smaller blades and then slashed with the main blade. Godreaper also weighs around the minecraft equivalent of 25 kilograms (by that I mean it would be as strenuous for a minecraftian to move the sword as it would be for a human to move 25 kilograms on Earth) , but feels strangely weightless to the person wielding it. (I know it's heavy, it's as heavy as it is because I wanted to make it hard for some one to block it.) The sword currently has 70 posts invested in it, and isn't quite finished.
It suddenly becomes clear what's wrong with the cloaked man! He's tired. That means that he's no longer nigh invincible! The color seems to be draining from his face, he should be damageable soon!
1/10 Immortality's End
(I'll contact you about the stats, Twin.)
The cloaked man, still strained, lifts up his arms. Anvils fly from every direction and form a hollow sphere around him. The anvils lift him up into the air before the mechs and he speaks, I hope you like death, demons. The anvils immediately begin to melt. The entire sphere of molten metal begins moving through the air to avoid attacks. In the center, the cloaked man can be seen waving his arms and directing the metal. Eventually the metal cools into a thousand swords orbiting the cloaked man. His eyes flash, and the swords arrange themselves into a circular pattern. Then the swords launch.
A volley of heavy iron swords fly at blinding speed into the eyes of the EN-Mech Mk. X, indeed blinding the machine. Then another volley comes. then another, and then another, each one shattering on impact. The shards burrowing into the EN-Mech Mk. X's hide, reforming, and then tearing it apart from inside. Eventually, the sword storm stops, but the cloaked man isn't done. Just as the EN-Mech Mk. X thinks it's over, the cloaked man comes crashing down through its head with Blue Giant. He continues his downwards fury all the way through the mech and out through the bottom.
(If your wondering, I keep saying EN-Mech Mk. X to avoid spelling mistake fail thing that often completely stops an attack.)
Don't worry. That only really happens with the Godmodder. 8,500 damage to the EN-Mech!
Oblivion kills the Infernal Skeleton Titan and raises the Rancid Cheese Wedge's Corruption by 10%! Golden Freddy gives a silent stare to Master Chair Redux, causing it to explode! It takes 12,000 damage!
The Rancid Cheese Wedge deals 8,000 damage to the Feline! The Titanic Lunar Knight deals 10,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
The Control Core Tank kicks the Z-Mech's spherical form into Oblivion, but the Z-Mech somehow deploys rocket jets and barrels straight through the Tank, destroying 2 Nova Launchers! The Tank then hops away to guard... The KOAXM Army is AFK-removed since its owner has given it next to no orders upon summon! It fades into dust... The Foresaken starts to use One Chomp on the EN-Mech, but the SJ-Mech, in a noble sacrifice, takes the attack! It takes 40,000 damage and is inflicted with Doom! Hopefully it can find a way to dispell it... The Foresaken loses 8 Experiment #35674s in retaliation (since now the stone barrier is gone)!
Master Chair Redux recharges! The Feline deals 6,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
The Void Army deals 10,000 damage to the SJ-Mech and the EN-Mech! The Homelands deal 25,000 damage to the MC-Mech! The Obsidian Legion deals 10,000 damage to the WS-Mech and the EN-Mech! The Sangheilos Alliance deals 25,000 damage to the GH-Mech!
The Z-Mech uses Outbreak, opening up several canisters in its spherical frame! They release a noxious poison into the server that makes the very air blocks themselves toxic! All the armies except the Control Core Tank and the Obsidian Legion, who evaded it, take 30,000 damage to their Cores! (That is, unless their Core cannot be attacked.) Z-Mech killed! All the other Mechs destroy 50 Phantom Gunships! The EN-Mech uses Game Over, dealing 100,000 damage to every single Core! The attack even manages to bypass the Control Core Tank's stacking bonus by somehow scrambling the Engietech electronics of the army itself! However, now that the Mech is at critical HP, it can no longer use the attack...
The Godmodder kills Master Chair-Redux and 5 Phantom Gunships, and then flashsteps over to Golden Freddy, who fails to creep him out. He wonders what his weakness would be, and then remembers the weaknesses of the animatronics! He shines a massive flashlight at Golden Freddy, who is knocked backwards! It seems the ' and the ! have been taken out of its HP, weakening it somehow... Perhaps light-based attacks are the key!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Defeat both Pro-Godmodder Armies!
> AGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat all Anti-Godmodder Armies!
> PGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 400,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x12.)
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] M.C. Freedom Ruins: Piono: 14/20 Respawns: III / CaptainM8ndfang: 20/20 HP. All the Luck: I Respawns: III vs. Tricky the Clown: ???/??? HP. Weakness: ???.
The Foresaken: [XDGrangerDX] The Core: Mutated Twin. 150,000/300,000 HP. The Fleet: Experiment #94728. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavy: Multi-Powersuit. 200,000/200,000 HP. The Artillery: Experiment #94725. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Experiment #35674. 9,000/9,000 (x75.)
The Feline: [AG] HP: 120,000/120,000. Regeneration: III Reincarnations: III Corruption: 50%.
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 200,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer. 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x47.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 175,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 26,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 12,500oC.) LeiShi: 90,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 100.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 205,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x32.) Want You Gone: III
Sangheilos Alliance: [Aegis-A095] The Core: CSO-Class Supercarrier. 300,000/700,000 HP. The Fleet: CAS Assault Carriers. 400,000/400,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: CCS Battlecruisers. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Super-Heavy Plasma Mortars. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Type 52 Phantom Gunships. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x30.)
SJ-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 195,500/600,000. Moonsetter: III Burned: III
MC-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 57,000/350,000. Sunshaker: III
W-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 244,000/450,000. Witching Hour: III Burned: III
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 370,500/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 378,000/600,000. Dead Man's Volley: III
EN-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 117,500/750,000. Game Over: III Burned: III
>Days in the future (though not many)...
A game development company called MOJANG has recently been kicked out of the Conclave. They then go do something. I guess. In a Sburban Jungle, most likely.
:| Darn.
Irritated that Xcano ended up healing the Godmodder, I make a move to throw my hat down, then realize I have none. This consequently makes me incredibly sad. However, in the process I accidentally throw Lil' Cal into the kernelsprite, then look on in horror. Thankfully I muted Minecraft on my computer. Though I guess he has sprite powers now? And I also guess that the Godmodder could just mute him.
Also Twin, it's not a claw machine for getting Sacred Items, it's a claw machine you expend sacred items on. Yeah. I wish it gave you Sacred items, but it doesn't. It gives you stuff like Pocket Alchemiters and Twin plushies and Godmodder plushies. Or whatever. I don't really get it. Basically I'm just trying to loot Scratch's stuff seeing as he has not current use for it. On that note I attempt to loot the Odd Machine from the Mansion.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!
So much storiez!
And as for Tricky, that makes sense. It was more confusion, because I thought it was pretty funny.
But as for the minecraftians, could you at least apply the CTM map status effect to two of the mechs? One of them is stuck for two rounds, the other for three. They both take damage over time, but the one that is stuck for two rounds takes more damage total than the other. Both of them are unable to charge or heal while stuck, but they can't be targeted either.
4/11 for Vita Australi
4/11 for Aquilonem Mors
I finish Adam's Flail
Yeah, I'm gonna wait for fseftr to post before I do anything with the trickystrife. I don't want to end that until erelye and tazz (Anyone else is free to join in, and I don't pre-coordinate my roleplay bits!) finish off piono.
Well, OpelSpeedster made up the Wizard Spell system, and I really liked it. So, I decided to follow in the footsteps.
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution: 26/50
Orbit Control: 1/50
I heal the Infernal Skeleton Titan, if he is still living. He will not last longer... Limon shall avenge the death of Stheno and this creature! To arms!
At the very first word from my mouth, the shadows stop short, and, when I utter the hideous name of Yog-Sothoth, a twisted change begins. It is not merely a dispersion, but rather a closure, or a fusion. The fissure in the deck then exudes light of all different ends on the spectrum, before finally letting a burst of pure Nightmare Fuel and psionic energy, blowing the two halves of the deck apart, and spraying the Fuel down upon GodCraft. I then flash-step a few meters away from the initial blast anchor. Yes, you heard me correctly. The area in which I cast the spell begins to smell distinctly of ozone and rotten eggs.
On the Battlefield, I curse a nearby Mech with Quasar's Nightcrawler.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Cold Fusion Power Cell && DualSaw = Nuclear Powersaw (⅔)
I use the Unicoder to spam a long series of U+FDFA ﷺ ARABIC LIGATURE SALLALLAHOU ALAYHE WASALLAM in the middle of one of the EN-Mech's internal string variables. I then remote execute an NFKD on it, causing the entire string of ﷺs to expand by a factor of 18x, causing a massive buffer overflow and glitching out the EN-Mech.
The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 6/9).
Ranch Dressing >o< = Orb of Condiments (Level 1: 2/2) Oh yes. Oh, so much yes right now.
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 2/11)
Hrm...Can the Irate Scherzo get better? Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig (???, 1/?)
I ask Erelye for a duplicate Green Sun, or if that isn't going to fly, it's Alchemiter Code. I have no intention of using it now...But maybe later. For something else.
I get an epiphany: Piono's using Soulbinds with his weapons to be so much of a Godmodder powerhouse, so I retrieve every Prince of Heart player on the server (thanks to HomestuckCraft giving mythological titles to its players). Due to there being 16 million players in GodCraft (and even with the huge fraction ragequitting/idling, that's still a lot), and only a reasonable 168 class && aspect combos in the canon of Homestuck, this process is fairly easy. They then begin zapping Piono's Alchemies with their soul-destroying power to destroy the soulbinds.
I also ask the Godmodder a question: Cats or Dogs?
What the Godmodder does not realize is that that was a doomed timeline! Alpha!Me was simply peering into it to see what would happen. Realizing what a horrible move that would be, I instead bombard the Godmodder with the memories of that doomed timeline. I then attack him with less than nothing, doing less than no damage, but unfortunately for the Godmodder he was expecting the flaming retards. Upon casting Subversion he ends up losing 1 HP.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 15/35
Molecular Voider (Level 5: 3/6)
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 2/15
5/11 for Vita Australi
5/11 for Aquilonem Mors
1/? for Adam's Flail OR Magneto's power capsule
pionostrife:
Erelye initiates the spell.
Piono's eyes flash visibly in the steam.
The darkness flashes, but doesn't do an area burst, but instead streaks straight up through erelye's form, catching the elf off-guard and blasting him with a huge wave of his own power.
What erelye had not realized was that the fact that those same shadows gathering around his feet were those coming from the slash in the deck was significant.
As tazz goes off on his fruitless quest to gather every single prince of heart on the server (given that most of the people on the main server won't survive long enough to find their quest bed... even if it doesn't get destroyed, that's one or two at most, and among over 10 million people... that's worse than a needle in a haystack tazz. And soul-bonds don't work that way, it isn't technically bound to your soul. Additionally, he's got warding from Phobos and the Faceless Eight [which he soul bound, no, he didn't soul-bind the emerald nova. He doesn't have a way to soul-bind non-magic items yet.] so he's sort of resistant to that stuff.), piono slams Nocte Consumens around Erelye's throat and lifts him into the air.
I win.
He doesn't wait for erelye to teleport away, instead he begins ripping apart erelye's soul with Nocte Consumens.
Then the piece of deck hits the MC-Mech.
Piono is thrown to the ground amidst the mechs, erelye launched in the other direction as the piece of deck shatters forcefully. 2 damage to piono. (yes, deal damage to the MC-Mech)
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=TURN ONE=
>awesome story segment : D
>wait
>tabletopia's moon
>is a table
>beautiful : D
=CHARGE=
-8 / ???-
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
Fist off, I combine the Machine Gun and the Zeus Crystal in the Alchimeter. (&& setting)
I then look at the MC Mech's GO-KART (which I gave it) and throw giant turtle shells at it, flipping the kart over, smashing the MC-Mech on the ground.
I write a note and send it back in time, forming the doomed timeline mentioned in my previous post. The note reads as follows:
Dear doomed me, please follow the instructions contained within this digital message for much fun times.
Step 1: Send 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards that are immune to everything you can think of at the Godmodder. This will not work, but you have to do it.
Step 2: Travel to the right in time. From here on out, any timeline to the right of yours will receive a numerical designation on higher than the one to the left of it.
Step 3: Travel to the future in Doomed Timeline #2, then travel back to Doomed Timeline #1, but stay in the same time. Then, travel into the future of Doomed Timeline #1 and travel to the same time in Doomed Timeline #2. Be sure to retrieve your doomed selves from each of these timelines.
Step 4: Travel to Doomed Timeline #3, then travel into the far past of said timeline. When you reach the past, travel into Doomed Timeline #4, then travel into the far future of Doomed Timeline #4.
Step 5: Travel to Doomed Timeline #5, then immediately move to Doomed Timeline #6. Then travel back to Doomed Timeline #5 and travel to the past of that timeline. Then travel to the same time in Doomed Timeline #6.
Step 6: Travel to Doomed Timeline #7 and retrieve your copy as always, nothing else shall be done there for the time being. Then travel over to Doomed Timeline #8, and then right again to Doomed Timeline #9. Travel back to Doomed Timeline #8 and hen move into the future of that timeline. Then shift over to the same time but in Doomed Timeline #9, proceed to shift from Doomed Timeline #9 back to #8, and then #7 again.
Step 7: Travel straight through #8, #9, #10, and into #11. Then go over to Doomed Timeline #12. Go back to #11 and go into the far past there.
Step 8: Take you and your copies back to the Alpha Timeline, you'll know what to do.
END NOTE
You see, this plan exploits one thing the Godmodder is doing, keeping track of my movements through time. A long and overly-complex plan like this would surely catch his attention, and he would also graph out my copy's movements. I know he will because I saw him doing it when I went into the future way back when I harmed Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. When the Godmodder finally completes the graph, he'll notice what it is.The whole purpose of all this shifting and moving was to make a timeline graph that would look roughly like this:
Now I took some very minor artistic liberty here, but the point will still get across.
The Godmodder, in his undying fury and this incredibly immature cosmic insult, tears the graph in half. Just before he can destroy the world with his sheer anger, me, and 12 different versions of me, pop up out of nowhere. We turn off the safety on our Destabilization Travelers and push them as hard as we can. The sheer entropic force is too great for even the Godmodder to keep up with, and he eventually feels the ravages of entropy. The Godmodder is finally split up into a few minute protons and electrons spread out across the universe, doing 1 damage.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 16/35
Molecular Voider (Level 5: 4/6)
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 3/15
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I will be disappointed as hell if that /\ doesn't do any damage.
Farthest Ring's Dice 9/9
Swiss-Army PDA 6/dammitforgot.
{Note: if the MC-Mech is already dead, or otherwise immune to these attacks, substitute "MC-Mech" with "Biggest surviving BOSS"}
The RPLS-SH is armed.
"H3? Target the MC-Mech, orbital gravguns are meant for use against armored targets."
"C3r74 nly, 5ir."
"74rg37ing now..."
'Firing 5olu7ion fo nd."
"Fi ing."
While the entire Manufactory groans under the combined forces of the RPLS's massive recoil, and the eight-hundred petawatt inertial dampeners used to keep the vessel in a stable orbit under that kind of delta-V, the sound of the shot itself is very quiet, just a low electrical hum and a sort of "Thunk"...
The pale blue square is quite small, and not, in fact, all that blue after a year of WMD overproliferation. Now it bears a great resemblance to the moon, in fact, complete with the massive craters, general burny, Faustian feel, and that continent there suddenly becoming a spray of magma into the vacuum...
"Dammit, that was still far less than this thing's projected destructive potential, what are we doing wrong?"
"I theorize that Bedrock is immune to destruction by normal forces, preventing a true planet-cracker from working as intended."
"Makes sense. Well, what do we do now?"
"Reload."
I roll the Chthonic Octave at the MC-Mech!
I fire the White Dwarf, making some attempt to keep it pointed at the MC-Mech!
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LeiShi: Bite against the MC-Mech (Chi:100)
Ambrosa: 2 charge
LeiShi uses the ambrosia milk to heal herself, a sacred drink that is considered unfit to be placed in any non golden container.
Grace of the Earth: 50 Chi (+20% damage)
Pherix: Flame Crash the MC-Mech
All the extras: Attack the MC-Mech
Arthur: Fly upward and hit the Mc-Mech twice by looping around.
@Nimble: A black hole... thing? So... If this is scientific (which it probably isn't) that black hole will have to be suspended by electro magnetics. Check around the machine for any possible source of that.
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Nothing to respond to. Somewhat conveniently, Twin made a story post so... event thingy time!
Well, actually... @Nimble: I'll add a little extra damage for HarvesteR's previous attack because you also spent some health in that combo.
Wilson finishes a panacea and starts to run towards the battlers to deliver the new potion. However, he suddenly stumbles and almost drops it. Argh... my- my head... What... why?... It hurts so much... The battle stops as the entire room suddenly darkens and becomes hazy. Wha- ugh... what is happening? I feel like my he- ugh... my head is going to break... AAARGH! Wilson screeches and collapses onto the ground. Everyone else is knocked prone as well because the earth shakes in a massive earthquake and cracks form along the ground. The cracks seem to ooze some kind of foul, toxic, purple substance. A... psychic attack? Something... is attacking me! No... must... hah... stay strong... NO! I will not give in! I cannot give in! I'm stronger than this! You will- Erh, you will not break my will! I'm no ser- Argh... pant... servant! I- ARGGHH! Wilson thrashes around on the ground while another earthquake shakes the building and the cracks split into full ravines. The purple substance floods out of them, choking everything in the room. Purple bolts fly around the room in pure chaos, dealing energy damage to everything. It kills the Living Fireball and the GlassFire cannon, and deals 7 damage to HarvesteR. The Terror Spider seems to be effected even more than the other entities. It starts thrashing and fighting against the purple fog, but gets shocked and choked, taking 40 damage. The fog eventually clears away, draining back into the cracks. Wilson is panting heavily, almost dead. He slowly opens his eyes. My head... ugh. 1'm... fine, I th1nk... S0meth1ng was attack1ng me and try1ng to f0rce me under their w1ll. Someth1ng about... salvati0n... and... purple... everything was purple. I'm alright. 1t was a terribly d1ff1cult battle. You can see how hard 1t has hit this projecti0n of my imaginat10n. It was basically on the fr0nt line. I just threw all 0f my most powerful memor1es and all my w1ll at it, and that seemed to w0rk. He shudders and coughs. Some more purple mist flows off his fur.
Due to all this, nothing attacks this turn.
(because no entities attacked this turn, I'm not going to tick venom for this round.)
Enemy Line:
[SHADOW] Terror Spider 152/475 HP (Enraged; Poisoned, 3 turns left; Stunned) + Eyes 50/75 HP (closed) - Action: 1
Base attack: 15 Shadow Damage and applies venom to the target
Toxin Spray: Applies venom to all enemies
Toxin Deluge: Applies 3 stacks of venom
Toxic Web: Spends the turn building a poisoned web. The web is nature typed and has 40 HP. While the web is alive, attacking entities have a chance to have venom applied to them.
Toxin Surge: Removes all stacks of venom on the target and deals all the them venom's remaining damage to the target instantly.
Flurry of Blows: Targets every poisoned entity, dealing 10 Shadow damage and refilling the Venom timer(s).
Split Venom: Applies 2 venom stacks to 2 enemies.
Venoms: Foul Toxin: deals 4 Shadow damage per turn for 3 turns
Crippling Toxin: Deals 2 Nature damage per turn for 4 turns and weakens the target's attacks.
Icy Toxin: Deals 3 Cold damage per turn for 4 turns.
Burning Toxin: Deals 5 Fire damage per turn for 2 turns.
Venoms can stack. I'll add more random toxins if this is too easy.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 14/40 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 12?/12? HP - Action: 2 (Gerbil's; Icy Toxin 3 turns left, Crippling Toxin 3 turns left) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
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[NEU] Wilson 7/40 HP (brewing panaceas, 2 turns left)
Panaceas: 2 left. (cures one entity of all poisoned or venom status effects)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x0 - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1 - We're actually running a little low on them...
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | R
The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 7/9).
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 3/11)
Hrm...Can the Irate Scherzo get better? Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig (???, 2/?)
I unleash Super Smash on the W-Mech. I activate the Koopa Candyslayer's Autopilot to assist in the attack.
I introduce Piono to the Vulcanizer's finer points by blasting at him with the high-power ammunition.
Twin, I think you forgot this little special that God Cat came with:
(from the post where God Cat was "summoned")
(There was something here, but the editor won't quote quotes.)
With this in mind, and the fact that the God Cat can move between universes and [/b]timelines (he/she/it is very odd in that it has many instances in every universe and timeline. In other words, it's everywhere and every when. It also shares a consciousness with all of its instances, and can use power from those instances. One further ability is the ability to remove itself from one universe, including all of its timelines if it so chooses, and send a new instance to that universe whenever it wants. Why did it not go crazy during the time it was on the battlefield? For one so it didn't break the game utterly destroy the OP scale entirely and two, cats work in mysterious ways. Deal with it.) as it so chooses, the God Cat reappears and begins a staring contest with the cloaked man. After a little more than 5 minutes, the cloaked man finally blinks. The God Cat then slaps him, and the cloaked man falls over, and storm clouds form over him. Lightning flashes and God Cat jumps and vanishes. Probably off somewhere chasing giant rats and shooting lazer beams. Anyway, the cloaked man gets up, a little shaken, and puts on the Coronal Claws. Something is obviously wrong with him, but what that something is remains to be seen. He jumps up and mauls the EN-Mech Mk.[/b]X[/b]. He tears of some of the EN-Mech Mk. X[/b]'s face and hides in it, ready to teleport away the moment the EN-Mech Mk. X [/b]tries to get him out. He finishes off by jumping up into the EN-Mech Mk. X[/b]'s eye socket and lets loose a volley from the Rapidfire bow right into the EN-Mech Mk[/b]'s eye.
Godreaper 9/10
Add-on 1 9/15
Add-on 2 9/15
Deicium Lightningblade 6/9
+1 Erelye, +1 to one to pionoplayer
Immortality's End 2/10
Add-on 1 11/15
Add-on 2 11/15
Deicium Lightningblade 8/9
+1 Erelye, +1 to one to pionoplayer
More lightning flashes, and clouds swirl around the cloaked man. The clouds remind him of something. That horrible end, and that strange beginning. He becomes lost in memories...
It's dark, raining, and creepy as **** in the back alleys of Ytic, and you are lost on your way home. Willingly, of course. You know almost every part of this city, you've lived here your whole life after all. Getting lost is just something you like to do when you need some time to think, and you definitely need time to think.
You continue to walk aimlessly through alleyways, contemplating what you should do. It's your birthday today, and you just turned exactly 15 years old 12 hours ago. Just as you were getting ready to do some sparring with you friends to celebrate, robed men came in and spoke to your mother. After a while they came over to you and told you that you had been accepted into Talon Academy. Most people would be honored by this opportunity to attend the most prestigious school there is for gifted swordsmen, but you know what it really means. You weren't "accepted" into Talon Academy, you were drafted. The Talon Academy is a school that trains people to become elite swordsmen. While you'd love to become as good with swords as some of the elite guard, you'd rather be a wielder of magics and scholar unraveling the mysterious of the universe.
Oh, you nearly forgot! At your age, it's customary to choose a new name that describes you.
My soul can be visibly seen, being dragged out of my body whilst I scream in utter terror, my wand falling out of my hand. Slowly, my soul begins to separate from my body...
Then, the deck bit strikes Piono. I am launched into another bit of deck my spell was about to remove from the main deck piece, within the view of Tazz, soul back entirely in body. I grip the floor, sitting up on it, gasping for breath, wide-eyed and open-mouthed.
I- he- ****.
...Good GRIEF, that was painful.
Slowly, I stand up, shivering. I have quite a bit more sympathy of Aranea right now. Oh dear. Slowly, I draw the Hazel Wand once more (as it warped to my inventory when I regained partial control over my irrationality), hand shaking. Eventually, the shivering subsides enough for me to properly concentrate on a spell without missing. By eventually, I mean around five point zero eight two minutes. Or, five minutes, eight seconds, and two milliseconds, for the curious.
At that useless overstatement on Soates I would have been better off not even beginning, I fire a stream of energy pulsating navy, violet, and black at Piono down below as calmly as I may. It strikes him (or an area near him, due to my... current inaccuracy), and explodes violently, either a.) telekinetically ripping his body apart to base subatomic particles, or b.) instantly putting him to sleep.
/Pionostrife
Meanwhile, the instance of me on the Battlefield, oblivious to my current suffrage, casts Maelstrombound on the nearest Mech.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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The Editor, just like the OP Scale, is more of a concept than an actual thing!
The Godmodder counters with Orange Unique Objects!
The fire and the rain cancel each other out, so you're left with an empty bottle!
Bottle >= AAF =< perfectly generic bottle of zillyjar
perfectly generic bottle of zillyjar: A horrific amalgamation of zilly energies, generic objects, and .jpeg all condensed in the form of a bottle. Nothing else can be said.
You cannot save the game! The save command appears to be locked...
Only the person who creates a chronal lock can undo said chronal lock, for security reasons. Those things are staying up there.
Magic Cueball && Mechanical Brain = Magic Cuebrain (Level 100: 1/101)
Additional 30,000 damage to every Mech to compensate!
I know Tricky speaks English, but the editor glitched out his text to a sea of question marks and only a stray letter or two, so I just included filler text.
Anew Ariser || South American Ecosystem = Vita Australi (Level 10: 1/11)
The Taker || Death's Scythe = Aquilonem Mors (Level 10: 1/11)
Vriska fully healed!
Actually, there are no PG armies left!
The sleep allows the EN-Mech to recharge +10,000 HP and cure itself of all its status effects!
Puppet killed! Golden Freddy added!
7,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
6,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
The Godmodder refuses! He already filled his daily quota of humor indulgence!
The MC-Mech is immune to fire, since it was based off of a Nether mob!
They were affected too. Anything in Homestuck's universe is.
Jawbreaker >= Zillymiter =< Jawbreaker of Zillyjhaw
Battlefield Cutout && Jawbreaker of Zillyjhaw = Checkmate
Checkmate >=...
Yeah, it makes the same thing.
FLARE: A green spear whose head appears to flicker in white flames. It creates dazzling pyrotechnic displays that can severely damage entities.
CORONAL EJECTOR: A set of green flame bellows with the image of a white sun emblazoned on them. It creates dazzling pyrotechnic displays that can severely damage entities.
+5,000 HP to Master Chair Redux!
5,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
That was my fault. The counterattack instead destroys the Stone Barrier, restoring 8 Experiment #35674s back to health!
Armies are actually much more powerful than entities. Why else would I say that entities were going out of power? Armies have much more defense than regular entities (the only reason they're getting slaughtered is because these are Armybuster Mechs) and the higher units have much more HP than regular entities. Armies, when all their units are intact, deal 150,000 damage while a 50-post charge entity only deals 10,000. Even if you only have the Heavies, Fleet and Core remaining, that's around 100,000 damage!
You can summon single entities if you want, but they'll be very underpowered...
20,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
The W-Mech blocks the attack from the Necro Smasher, taking 15,000 damage itself! It is Stunned.
The EN-Mech's coding is protected against all conventional objects, including these! The Godmodder is impressed at the magnitude of the attack, however...
But nothing happened since there wasn't a target to the attack!
You use the Emerald Nova, dispelling Tricky's attack!
Master Chair Redux and the Feline will regenerate!
On what?
7,000 damage to the Infernal Skeleton Titan!
The Mech's size actually ends up crushing the rock!
Oh, don't worry. I'm only going to have to kill you now. Would you prefer being buried alive or being boiled in oil?
The Detonation Core deals 10,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
The WS-Mech blocks the attack, taking 9,500 damage!
ALL OF IT.
GIGA-BOWLING BALL: A massive bowling ball the size of a large hill. Deadly, but not incredibly accurate.
THE SHUFFLER: A long black-and-red rod that seems to give the user telekinetic control over playing card objects. Practical applications include devilish magic tricks and mastery over weaponizing playing cards.
TvTropes = Pure Phlebotinum (Level 5: 1/6)
Sniper Rifle && Spy-cicle = The Australian Icepicker (Level 2: 1/3)
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DOWNPOUR - NOAH'S FLOOD
10,000 damage to the W-Mech!
The Puppet is dead already!
> TT2000: COMBAT OPERANDI => MILES SAGITTAS
You expend 6 Hog Slop and an Elf Tear!
20,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 1/11)
3 Phantom Gunships killed!
WARDED SOUL JAR: A jar that is capable of storing essentia and souls. Through a complicated process, it can also turn one into the other.
+5,000 HP to the Rancid Cheese Wedge!
You only have it if you can find proof that you acquired it.
...Oh. Well, you have it now. Even though this is only a one-shot attack! All Sacred Items restored!
IF you can find proof that you got a Slot Machine, it will gradually refill your items instead of you having to do it manually.
The EN-Mech blocks the hammer with its palm and throws you backwards a few dozen blocks!
DESTABILIZATION TRAVELER: An implant that allows the user to travel through time and to accelerate or decelerate the entropy levels of various resources, which can prove fatal in most circumstances.
3,500 damage to the Infernal Skeleton Titan and Master Chair Redux!
ANTIAQUA: A sword that seems to be made out of chilled water, a cross between the fluidity of water and the rigidity of ice. It is also emblazoned with the Team Aqua logo.
The EN-Mech moves out of the way so that the Z-Mech passes through a large goal that was just placed behind it for some reason. GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! You're a winner! You win...
Nothing.
Okay... These Sword Skills are like your own personal Spoils of War. I'm not so sure that they should go through at this point. No one else is really using this class system, and it's much more fun to think of original attacks against entities!
20,000 damage to the WS-Mech! However, it shrugs off the stun.
The EN-Mech teleports out of the Tetris trap!
Molecule-Severing Sword && Chaos Void Shard = Molecular Voider (Level 5: 1/6)
The Material Plane > Coarse = Dispenser, Bow, Machine Gun, Nether Quartz, Zeus Crystal, Thunder Rod
You got a BUNCH OF ITEMS.
Arms suddenly extend out of the Mech's chassis, allowing it to drive the go-kart!
Don't bother charging those upgrades. They won't be very useful.
Phantom Gunship killed!
> K4yne: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => THE BURNING
You equip the Strange Hippocrates 451 and level it at the Sanghelios Alliance, firing a massive stream of flame at the army! You fly around its airspace and use the power of the weapon to destroy one Phantom Gunship!
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => REACHAROUND
You expend 9 Pie Filling, 3 Weasel Snot, and a single Elf Tear.
20,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
The memes all die thanks to the Curse of Repetitiveness™, since memes are blatantly used everywhere in GodCraft: buildings, item names, and ESPECIALLY chat. You don't even want to go there.
The Cheese Wedge's attack crits!
10,000 damage to the W-Mech!
You read it and flip to a page about summoning procedures involving windows.
1 damage to Piono!
THE UNICODER: A set of wands that can create any piece of text from the Unicode system and arrange them in various ways to initiate various coding-based attacks.
Cold-Fusion Power Cell && DualSaw = Nuclear Powersaw (Level 2: 1/3)
Like I said above, the EN-Mech's code is highly resistant to foreign files!
Tick Tock > Rough = Big Rip Bombs
BIG RIP BOMBS: A set of bombs powerful enough to implode the space around them, dealing heavy damage to foes.
Since the EN-Mech is so big, you do the taunt to its foot! EN-Mech's foot killed! This equates to 7,000 damage to the actual Mech.
The EN-Mech is only inflicted by the Burned status effect, since (as a machine) it cannot feel fear!
All Mechs are inflicted with Burn for three turns, except the Nether Mechs! This does not stack with the EN-Mech's current burn.
The SJ-Mech and WS-Mech block the attack, taking 8,000 damage each!
You can't gather unused +1s!
You'd have to be as powerful as the Godmodder to breach the Mech's firewalls.
The Godmodder /tps back to the Battlefield!
THE IRATE SCHERZO: A stone baton emblazoned with caution tape. With the flick of a switch, its top turns into a slightly large cannon capable of firing TNT!
Ranch Dressing >o< Orb of Condiments (Level 1: 1/2)
Smash Ball >o< Orb of Finale (Level 10: 1/11)
The Z-Mech, seemingly of its own volition, rolls back into the middle of the Battlefield!
But it already moved away!
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DUMPSTER DIVING - TROLLDIER
20,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
Yes, I know.
4,500 damage to the MC-Mech!
GREEN BLOCKBREAKER: A blocky hammer that is capable of breaking nearly any Minecraft block in only a few hits! Of course, Bedrock is an exception. Surprisingly holds up well in combat, too.
Green Sunslammer && Pinkslammer of Zillyson && coronal mass EJECTION (hehe( && Green Blockbreaker = mincerafty pinkslammer of zillyson
mincerafty pinkslammer of zillyson: A horrific amalgamation of zilly energies, blockiness, and .jpeg all condensed in the form of a bottle. It looks very mincerafty.
1 damage to the Godmodder!
Doom Bullet >= AAF =< perfectly generic bullet of zillydoom
perfectly generic bullet of zillydoom: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! -Gir, Invader Zim
9,000 damage to the W-Mech!
Oh, well I guess that actually DID exist then. You acquire the Sacred Item Claw Machine!
5,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
Diamond Sword && SMG Pistol = Bling Bayonet (Level 1: 1/2)
The Godmodder casts Subversion, making them actually HEAL the Godmodder! +1 HP!
BLING BAYONET: A diamond bayonet whose gun component functions like an SMG.
All the Mechs are burned at this point!
Don't worry. That only really happens with the Godmodder. 8,500 damage to the EN-Mech!
Oblivion kills the Infernal Skeleton Titan and raises the Rancid Cheese Wedge's Corruption by 10%! Golden Freddy gives a silent stare to Master Chair Redux, causing it to explode! It takes 12,000 damage!
The Rancid Cheese Wedge deals 8,000 damage to the Feline! The Titanic Lunar Knight deals 10,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
The Control Core Tank kicks the Z-Mech's spherical form into Oblivion, but the Z-Mech somehow deploys rocket jets and barrels straight through the Tank, destroying 2 Nova Launchers! The Tank then hops away to guard... The KOAXM Army is AFK-removed since its owner has given it next to no orders upon summon! It fades into dust... The Foresaken starts to use One Chomp on the EN-Mech, but the SJ-Mech, in a noble sacrifice, takes the attack! It takes 40,000 damage and is inflicted with Doom! Hopefully it can find a way to dispell it... The Foresaken loses 8 Experiment #35674s in retaliation (since now the stone barrier is gone)!
Master Chair Redux recharges! The Feline deals 6,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
The Void Army deals 10,000 damage to the SJ-Mech and the EN-Mech! The Homelands deal 25,000 damage to the MC-Mech! The Obsidian Legion deals 10,000 damage to the WS-Mech and the EN-Mech! The Sangheilos Alliance deals 25,000 damage to the GH-Mech!
The Z-Mech uses Outbreak, opening up several canisters in its spherical frame! They release a noxious poison into the server that makes the very air blocks themselves toxic! All the armies except the Control Core Tank and the Obsidian Legion, who evaded it, take 30,000 damage to their Cores! (That is, unless their Core cannot be attacked.) Z-Mech killed! All the other Mechs destroy 50 Phantom Gunships! The EN-Mech uses Game Over, dealing 100,000 damage to every single Core! The attack even manages to bypass the Control Core Tank's stacking bonus by somehow scrambling the Engietech electronics of the army itself! However, now that the Mech is at critical HP, it can no longer use the attack...
The Godmodder kills Master Chair-Redux and 5 Phantom Gunships, and then flashsteps over to Golden Freddy, who fails to creep him out. He wonders what his weakness would be, and then remembers the weaknesses of the animatronics! He shines a massive flashlight at Golden Freddy, who is knocked backwards! It seems the ' and the ! have been taken out of its HP, weakening it somehow... Perhaps light-based attacks are the key!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Defeat both Pro-Godmodder Armies!
> AGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat all Anti-Godmodder Armies!
> PGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Golden Freddy: [???] HP: ITS ME
Rancid Cheese Wedge: [N] HP: 38,000/60,000. Corruption: 40%.
Titanic Lunar Knight: [N] HP: 143,000/150,000.
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 400,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x12.)
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] M.C. Freedom Ruins: Piono: 14/20 Respawns: III / CaptainM8ndfang: 20/20 HP. All the Luck: I Respawns: III vs. Tricky the Clown: ???/??? HP. Weakness: ???.
The Foresaken: [XDGrangerDX] The Core: Mutated Twin. 150,000/300,000 HP. The Fleet: Experiment #94728. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavy: Multi-Powersuit. 200,000/200,000 HP. The Artillery: Experiment #94725. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Experiment #35674. 9,000/9,000 (x75.)
The Feline: [AG] HP: 120,000/120,000. Regeneration: III Reincarnations: III Corruption: 50%.
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 200,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer. 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x47.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 175,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 26,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 12,500oC.) LeiShi: 90,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 100.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 205,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x32.) Want You Gone: III
Sangheilos Alliance: [Aegis-A095] The Core: CSO-Class Supercarrier. 300,000/700,000 HP. The Fleet: CAS Assault Carriers. 400,000/400,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: CCS Battlecruisers. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Super-Heavy Plasma Mortars. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Type 52 Phantom Gunships. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x30.)
SJ-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 195,500/600,000. Moonsetter: III Burned: III
MC-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 57,000/350,000. Sunshaker: III
W-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 244,000/450,000. Witching Hour: III Burned: III
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 370,500/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 378,000/600,000. Dead Man's Volley: III
EN-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 117,500/750,000. Game Over: III Burned: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 53.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III IN USE (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
A game development company called MOJANG has recently been kicked out of the Conclave. They then go do something. I guess. In a Sburban Jungle, most likely.
:| Darn.
Irritated that Xcano ended up healing the Godmodder, I make a move to throw my hat down, then realize I have none. This consequently makes me incredibly sad. However, in the process I accidentally throw Lil' Cal into the kernelsprite, then look on in horror. Thankfully I muted Minecraft on my computer. Though I guess he has sprite powers now? And I also guess that the Godmodder could just mute him.
Also Twin, it's not a claw machine for getting Sacred Items, it's a claw machine you expend sacred items on. Yeah. I wish it gave you Sacred items, but it doesn't. It gives you stuff like Pocket Alchemiters and Twin plushies and Godmodder plushies. Or whatever. I don't really get it. Basically I'm just trying to loot Scratch's stuff seeing as he has not current use for it. On that note I attempt to loot the Odd Machine from the Mansion.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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So much storiez!
And as for Tricky, that makes sense. It was more confusion, because I thought it was pretty funny.
But as for the minecraftians, could you at least apply the CTM map status effect to two of the mechs? One of them is stuck for two rounds, the other for three. They both take damage over time, but the one that is stuck for two rounds takes more damage total than the other. Both of them are unable to charge or heal while stuck, but they can't be targeted either.
4/11 for Vita Australi
4/11 for Aquilonem Mors
I finish Adam's Flail
Yeah, I'm gonna wait for fseftr to post before I do anything with the trickystrife. I don't want to end that until erelye and tazz (Anyone else is free to join in, and I don't pre-coordinate my roleplay bits!) finish off piono.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution: 26/50
Orbit Control: 1/50
I heal the Infernal Skeleton Titan, if he is still living. He will not last longer... Limon shall avenge the death of Stheno and this creature! To arms!
Sword Damage: 71K/250K (Aspirant's Attention 1/4, Steadfast Smash 1/3)
Project Starfall: 1/3 Completed Charges
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Pionostrife:
Ah. Likely Phobos.
And, with that (regardless of whether I was correct), I glance at the singular slice I made.
Ogthrod Ai'f Geb'l Ee'h Yog-Sothoth Ngah'ng Ai'y ZHRO.
At the very first word from my mouth, the shadows stop short, and, when I utter the hideous name of Yog-Sothoth, a twisted change begins. It is not merely a dispersion, but rather a closure, or a fusion. The fissure in the deck then exudes light of all different ends on the spectrum, before finally letting a burst of pure Nightmare Fuel and psionic energy, blowing the two halves of the deck apart, and spraying the Fuel down upon GodCraft. I then flash-step a few meters away from the initial blast anchor. Yes, you heard me correctly. The area in which I cast the spell begins to smell distinctly of ozone and rotten eggs.
On the Battlefield, I curse a nearby Mech with Quasar's Nightcrawler.
I use the Unicoder to spam a long series of U+FDFA ﷺ ARABIC LIGATURE SALLALLAHOU ALAYHE WASALLAM in the middle of one of the EN-Mech's internal string variables. I then remote execute an NFKD on it, causing the entire string of ﷺs to expand by a factor of 18x, causing a massive buffer overflow and glitching out the EN-Mech.
The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 6/9).
Ranch Dressing >o< = Orb of Condiments (Level 1: 2/2) Oh yes. Oh, so much yes right now.
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 2/11)
Hrm...Can the Irate Scherzo get better? Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig (???, 1/?)
I ask Erelye for a duplicate Green Sun, or if that isn't going to fly, it's Alchemiter Code. I have no intention of using it now...But maybe later. For something else.
I get an epiphany: Piono's using Soulbinds with his weapons to be so much of a
Godmodderpowerhouse, so I retrieve every Prince of Heart player on the server (thanks to HomestuckCraft giving mythological titles to its players). Due to there being 16 million players in GodCraft (and even with the huge fraction ragequitting/idling, that's still a lot), and only a reasonable 168 class && aspect combos in the canon of Homestuck, this process is fairly easy. They then begin zapping Piono's Alchemies with their soul-destroying power to destroy the soulbinds.I also ask the Godmodder a question: Cats or Dogs?
What the Godmodder does not realize is that that was a doomed timeline! Alpha!Me was simply peering into it to see what would happen. Realizing what a horrible move that would be, I instead bombard the Godmodder with the memories of that doomed timeline. I then attack him with less than nothing, doing less than no damage, but unfortunately for the Godmodder he was expecting the flaming retards. Upon casting Subversion he ends up losing 1 HP.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 15/35
Molecular Voider (Level 5: 3/6)
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 2/15
He scream
5/11 for Aquilonem Mors
1/? for Adam's Flail OR Magneto's power capsule
pionostrife:
Erelye initiates the spell.
Piono's eyes flash visibly in the steam.
The darkness flashes, but doesn't do an area burst, but instead streaks straight up through erelye's form, catching the elf off-guard and blasting him with a huge wave of his own power.
What erelye had not realized was that the fact that those same shadows gathering around his feet were those coming from the slash in the deck was significant.
As tazz goes off on his fruitless quest to gather every single prince of heart on the server (given that most of the people on the main server won't survive long enough to find their quest bed... even if it doesn't get destroyed, that's one or two at most, and among over 10 million people... that's worse than a needle in a haystack tazz. And soul-bonds don't work that way, it isn't technically bound to your soul. Additionally, he's got warding from Phobos and the Faceless Eight [which he soul bound, no, he didn't soul-bind the emerald nova. He doesn't have a way to soul-bind non-magic items yet.] so he's sort of resistant to that stuff.), piono slams Nocte Consumens around Erelye's throat and lifts him into the air.
I win.
He doesn't wait for erelye to teleport away, instead he begins ripping apart erelye's soul with Nocte Consumens.
Then the piece of deck hits the MC-Mech.
Piono is thrown to the ground amidst the mechs, erelye launched in the other direction as the piece of deck shatters forcefully. 2 damage to piono. (yes, deal damage to the MC-Mech)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
>awesome story segment : D
>wait
>tabletopia's moon
>is a table
>beautiful : D
=CHARGE=
-8 / ???-
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
Fist off, I combine the Machine Gun and the Zeus Crystal in the Alchimeter. (&& setting)
I then look at the MC Mech's GO-KART (which I gave it) and throw giant turtle shells at it, flipping the kart over, smashing the MC-Mech on the ground.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I write a note and send it back in time, forming the doomed timeline mentioned in my previous post. The note reads as follows:
Dear doomed me, please follow the instructions contained within this digital message for much fun times.
Step 1: Send 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards that are immune to everything you can think of at the Godmodder. This will not work, but you have to do it.
Step 2: Travel to the right in time. From here on out, any timeline to the right of yours will receive a numerical designation on higher than the one to the left of it.
Step 3: Travel to the future in Doomed Timeline #2, then travel back to Doomed Timeline #1, but stay in the same time. Then, travel into the future of Doomed Timeline #1 and travel to the same time in Doomed Timeline #2. Be sure to retrieve your doomed selves from each of these timelines.
Step 4: Travel to Doomed Timeline #3, then travel into the far past of said timeline. When you reach the past, travel into Doomed Timeline #4, then travel into the far future of Doomed Timeline #4.
Step 5: Travel to Doomed Timeline #5, then immediately move to Doomed Timeline #6. Then travel back to Doomed Timeline #5 and travel to the past of that timeline. Then travel to the same time in Doomed Timeline #6.
Step 6: Travel to Doomed Timeline #7 and retrieve your copy as always, nothing else shall be done there for the time being. Then travel over to Doomed Timeline #8, and then right again to Doomed Timeline #9. Travel back to Doomed Timeline #8 and hen move into the future of that timeline. Then shift over to the same time but in Doomed Timeline #9, proceed to shift from Doomed Timeline #9 back to #8, and then #7 again.
Step 7: Travel straight through #8, #9, #10, and into #11. Then go over to Doomed Timeline #12. Go back to #11 and go into the far past there.
Step 8: Take you and your copies back to the Alpha Timeline, you'll know what to do.
END NOTE
You see, this plan exploits one thing the Godmodder is doing, keeping track of my movements through time. A long and overly-complex plan like this would surely catch his attention, and he would also graph out my copy's movements. I know he will because I saw him doing it when I went into the future way back when I harmed Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. When the Godmodder finally completes the graph, he'll notice what it is.The whole purpose of all this shifting and moving was to make a timeline graph that would look roughly like this:
Now I took some very minor artistic liberty here, but the point will still get across.
The Godmodder, in his undying fury and this incredibly immature cosmic insult, tears the graph in half. Just before he can destroy the world with his sheer anger, me, and 12 different versions of me, pop up out of nowhere. We turn off the safety on our Destabilization Travelers and push them as hard as we can. The sheer entropic force is too great for even the Godmodder to keep up with, and he eventually feels the ravages of entropy. The Godmodder is finally split up into a few minute protons and electrons spread out across the universe, doing 1 damage.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 16/35
Molecular Voider (Level 5: 4/6)
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 3/15
He scream
Farthest Ring's Dice 9/9
Swiss-Army PDA 6/dammitforgot.
{Note: if the MC-Mech is already dead, or otherwise immune to these attacks, substitute "MC-Mech" with "Biggest surviving BOSS"}
The RPLS-SH is armed.
"H3? Target the MC-Mech, orbital gravguns are meant for use against armored targets."
"C3r74 nly, 5ir."
"74rg37ing now..."
'Firing 5olu7ion fo nd."
"Fi ing."
While the entire Manufactory groans under the combined forces of the RPLS's massive recoil, and the eight-hundred petawatt inertial dampeners used to keep the vessel in a stable orbit under that kind of delta-V, the sound of the shot itself is very quiet, just a low electrical hum and a sort of "Thunk"...
The pale blue square is quite small, and not, in fact, all that blue after a year of WMD overproliferation. Now it bears a great resemblance to the moon, in fact, complete with the massive craters, general burny, Faustian feel, and that continent there suddenly becoming a spray of magma into the vacuum...
"Dammit, that was still far less than this thing's projected destructive potential, what are we doing wrong?"
"I theorize that Bedrock is immune to destruction by normal forces, preventing a true planet-cracker from working as intended."
"Makes sense. Well, what do we do now?"
"Reload."
I roll the Chthonic Octave at the MC-Mech!
I fire the White Dwarf, making some attempt to keep it pointed at the MC-Mech!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Ambrosa: 2 charge
LeiShi uses the ambrosia milk to heal herself, a sacred drink that is considered unfit to be placed in any non golden container.
Grace of the Earth: 50 Chi (+20% damage)
Pherix: Flame Crash the MC-Mech
All the extras: Attack the MC-Mech
Arthur: Fly upward and hit the Mc-Mech twice by looping around.
@Nimble: A black hole... thing? So... If this is scientific (which it probably isn't) that black hole will have to be suspended by electro magnetics. Check around the machine for any possible source of that.
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Nothing to respond to. Somewhat conveniently, Twin made a story post so... event thingy time!
Well, actually... @Nimble: I'll add a little extra damage for HarvesteR's previous attack because you also spent some health in that combo.
Wilson finishes a panacea and starts to run towards the battlers to deliver the new potion. However, he suddenly stumbles and almost drops it. Argh... my- my head... What... why?... It hurts so much... The battle stops as the entire room suddenly darkens and becomes hazy. Wha- ugh... what is happening? I feel like my he- ugh... my head is going to break... AAARGH! Wilson screeches and collapses onto the ground. Everyone else is knocked prone as well because the earth shakes in a massive earthquake and cracks form along the ground. The cracks seem to ooze some kind of foul, toxic, purple substance. A... psychic attack? Something... is attacking me! No... must... hah... stay strong... NO! I will not give in! I cannot give in! I'm stronger than this! You will- Erh, you will not break my will! I'm no ser- Argh... pant... servant! I- ARGGHH! Wilson thrashes around on the ground while another earthquake shakes the building and the cracks split into full ravines. The purple substance floods out of them, choking everything in the room. Purple bolts fly around the room in pure chaos, dealing energy damage to everything. It kills the Living Fireball and the GlassFire cannon, and deals 7 damage to HarvesteR. The Terror Spider seems to be effected even more than the other entities. It starts thrashing and fighting against the purple fog, but gets shocked and choked, taking 40 damage. The fog eventually clears away, draining back into the cracks. Wilson is panting heavily, almost dead. He slowly opens his eyes. My head... ugh. 1'm... fine, I th1nk... S0meth1ng was attack1ng me and try1ng to f0rce me under their w1ll. Someth1ng about... salvati0n... and... purple... everything was purple. I'm alright. 1t was a terribly d1ff1cult battle. You can see how hard 1t has hit this projecti0n of my imaginat10n. It was basically on the fr0nt line. I just threw all 0f my most powerful memor1es and all my w1ll at it, and that seemed to w0rk. He shudders and coughs. Some more purple mist flows off his fur.
Due to all this, nothing attacks this turn.
(because no entities attacked this turn, I'm not going to tick venom for this round.)
Enemy Line:
[SHADOW] Terror Spider 152/475 HP (Enraged; Poisoned, 3 turns left; Stunned) + Eyes 50/75 HP (closed) - Action: 1
Base attack: 15 Shadow Damage and applies venom to the target
Toxin Spray: Applies venom to all enemies
Toxin Deluge: Applies 3 stacks of venom
Toxic Web: Spends the turn building a poisoned web. The web is nature typed and has 40 HP. While the web is alive, attacking entities have a chance to have venom applied to them.
Toxin Surge: Removes all stacks of venom on the target and deals all the them venom's remaining damage to the target instantly.
Flurry of Blows: Targets every poisoned entity, dealing 10 Shadow damage and refilling the Venom timer(s).
Split Venom: Applies 2 venom stacks to 2 enemies.
Venoms: Foul Toxin: deals 4 Shadow damage per turn for 3 turns
Crippling Toxin: Deals 2 Nature damage per turn for 4 turns and weakens the target's attacks.
Icy Toxin: Deals 3 Cold damage per turn for 4 turns.
Burning Toxin: Deals 5 Fire damage per turn for 2 turns.
Venoms can stack. I'll add more random toxins if this is too easy.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 14/40 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 12?/12? HP - Action: 2 (Gerbil's; Icy Toxin 3 turns left, Crippling Toxin 3 turns left)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
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[NEU] Wilson 7/40 HP (brewing panaceas, 2 turns left)
Panaceas: 2 left. (cures one entity of all poisoned or venom status effects)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x0 - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1 - We're actually running a little low on them...
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
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There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 7/9).
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 3/11)
Hrm...Can the Irate Scherzo get better? Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig (???, 2/?)
I unleash Super Smash on the W-Mech. I activate the Koopa Candyslayer's Autopilot to assist in the attack.
I introduce Piono to the Vulcanizer's finer points by blasting at him with the high-power ammunition.
PURPLE TEXT!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
i then proceed to stab the puppet's chest with my bling bayonet.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Immortality's End 2/10
Add-on 1 11/15
Add-on 2 11/15
Deicium Lightningblade 8/9
+1 Erelye, +1 to one to pionoplayer
More lightning flashes, and clouds swirl around the cloaked man. The clouds remind him of something. That horrible end, and that strange beginning. He becomes lost in memories...
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It's dark, raining, and creepy as **** in the back alleys of Ytic, and you are lost on your way home. Willingly, of course. You know almost every part of this city, you've lived here your whole life after all. Getting lost is just something you like to do when you need some time to think, and you definitely need time to think.
You continue to walk aimlessly through alleyways, contemplating what you should do. It's your birthday today, and you just turned exactly 15 years old 12 hours ago. Just as you were getting ready to do some sparring with you friends to celebrate, robed men came in and spoke to your mother. After a while they came over to you and told you that you had been accepted into Talon Academy. Most people would be honored by this opportunity to attend the most prestigious school there is for gifted swordsmen, but you know what it really means. You weren't "accepted" into Talon Academy, you were drafted. The Talon Academy is a school that trains people to become elite swordsmen. While you'd love to become as good with swords as some of the elite guard, you'd rather be a wielder of magics and scholar unraveling the mysterious of the universe.
Oh, you nearly forgot! At your age, it's customary to choose a new name that describes you.
What will your new name be?
==> Enter Name: _______________
([b]bad editor is bad)[/b]
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
Pionostrife:
I squirm ever so slightly in the grip of Piono, until-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
My soul can be visibly seen, being dragged out of my body whilst I scream in utter terror, my wand falling out of my hand. Slowly, my soul begins to separate from my body...
Then, the deck bit strikes Piono. I am launched into another bit of deck my spell was about to remove from the main deck piece, within the view of Tazz, soul back entirely in body. I grip the floor, sitting up on it, gasping for breath, wide-eyed and open-mouthed.
I- he- ****.
...Good GRIEF, that was painful.
Slowly, I stand up, shivering. I have quite a bit more sympathy of Aranea right now. Oh dear. Slowly, I draw the Hazel Wand once more (as it warped to my inventory when I regained partial control over my irrationality), hand shaking. Eventually, the shivering subsides enough for me to properly concentrate on a spell without missing. By eventually, I mean around five point zero eight two minutes. Or, five minutes, eight seconds, and two milliseconds, for the curious.
At that useless overstatement on Soates I would have been better off not even beginning, I fire a stream of energy pulsating navy, violet, and black at Piono down below as calmly as I may. It strikes him (or an area near him, due to my... current inaccuracy), and explodes violently, either a.) telekinetically ripping his body apart to base subatomic particles, or b.) instantly putting him to sleep.
/Pionostrife
Meanwhile, the instance of me on the Battlefield, oblivious to my current suffrage, casts Maelstrombound on the nearest Mech.