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You also missed attacks in my second post.

/lateredit

>>I am slightly annoyed. Merely because the means of generating the attack are similar, you decide it is "repetitive"? Has any Glyph besides Shield or Energy Shell repeated? No. Therefore, it is not extremely repetitive, now is it? All the same I suppose it cannot hurt to actually shoot something for once. Very well. Activating railguns.

>>Targets acquired. Targets are entities of class [MECH] and alignment [PG].

>>Firing.

>>Activating embedded Mechroa Omega Strain...You really shouldn't leave toys like that lying around, but I think it is to the universe's benefit. If you're wondering, I merely reverse-engineered it from a distance. Twas somewhat unwieldy, but we all know what it does and I did not wish to risk contamination.

>>Mechroa Omega Strain deployed, activating. Status: Active. Parties exempt from infection: AG-aligned Armies and Entities. Neutral Armies and Entities that are not currently classed as hostile to Omega-2 and AG forces. The Operator.

>>Activating Castcannon Arrays 1-500. Deploying Legendary^3 Arcane Missile Volleys against Paradox Inc. Army.

>>Erelye, may I access the memory of the Hivemind CPU?

Quote from TwinBuilder»

Well, aren't they going to use it in the End-of-Turn Battle?

Oh. Yeah. That. Derp.
/null

7/11 for Lex Ordinis
I finish Exedo...
I finish the Giver

Spiderbite's Army assaults the Mechs once more, and the nexus forces, now that antvenom's golden apples have worn off, assault the youtubers again.
Piono pulls out Levis Ignis and slams it into the deck of the MC Freedom, Vriska, not used to dealing in status effects, doesn't realize that her invincibility has worn off until its too late. The massive wave of fire catches two random youtubers and also deals damage to the MC Freedom
Captain M8ndfang loses its first respawn. -25 energy from piono. piono regens 140 energy from his level 10 alchemies.
ethoslab is down to 1 respawn!
youtuber list:

Sacheverell |
Vintage Beef |
Guude Boulderfist |
PauseUnpause
Ethoslab ||
Old Man Willikers
Vechs |
Heliceo |
Doctor Trayaurus |
SkyDoesMinecraft |
Stampy Long Nose |
Captain Sparklez
Dan
Toby |
obsessedwizard

You did say it would serve no purpose. But I am 90% sure I could find one. For example, doing one damage to Oblivion (possibly) letting us see it's health. /null

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You did say it would serve no purpose. But I am 90% sure I could find one. For example, doing one damage to Oblivion (possibly) letting us see it's health. /null

Oblivion has no HP for a reason (the same way the Operator does) but I think you could use him on the Subspace Gunship...
/null

Quote from Netpatham»

Oblivion has no HP for a reason (the same way the Operator does) but I think you could use him on the Subspace Gunship...
/null

Which died when it killed all of the lowest ranks of all AG/neutral entities. :/

Reading back through my posts I notice small typos that I'm not told about because they're spelled correctly, it's just the wrong word. This annoys me greatly /null

Essentia Styxpearl 8/8!

Innocuous Fusion 43/50


Dear me. This strain of Alternate Erelye-s is very... unstable. Of course, the Tubas are the one artifact, being, or device in existence capable of controlling them without suffering total corruption. Save Lord English, that is.

Also, Nimble, my text color is 5e0085. Useful for your next forbidden word binge.

I examine the modified Quills, before placing them in the safe with the original Miniature Green Sun, the borrowed Caledfwlch, and nine jars of Salis Mundus.

HEX:

Sé i cólo.

MC Freedom:

You are welcome.

At that, I consider ordering my forces to destroy the ship, hopefully taking Piono out with it. No. Not yet, at least. For now, I shall merely tear this place apart. Taking no sarcastic stance, I telekinetically rip a large part of the MC Freedom off, and smash it directly into Piono, minding the troll. Anyways, I Transfigure the chunk of ship into Cormer Shemotesh, teleporting the foul stuff into the lungs of Piono. Then, I fling another chunk of the ship into the Nexus Missileboat.

My army takes a defensive stance.


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Of course, he anticipated this. One blast of Morgul-flame is all that is needed to dispel the Magifrost Unmelting. However, you know how the mind works. You know which neuron clusters are necessary for function. You know which techniques are needed to manipulate these. As such, you smite him directly in the chest with a bolt of lightning. This should temporarily disable his arms. Oh, dear. You have no luck with this. The temporary deactivation wears off almost instantly. However, it was enough time to pull off one of your Fraymotifs. You sense his movements as if he were you. Every neural impulse, detected. You then pulse a brief electrochemical signal to his brain, and he takes a step to the left, slamming into the pillar wall.

This is all you need to disarm him with a well-placed spell. You grab you wand once more. Of course, he still has the Crosshairs of Ahab. Oh, dear. He shoots directly at you, and you weave out of the way. However, you channel the power of the Green Sun, and teleport Nelrte back to his planet. Whew.

ACT 1!

I ask for the description of the ORB OF SANITY that I currently posses. I'm not sure what it does!

Also. MORE ZILLYCHEMY!

I didn't really get what I wanted out of the Last one. May still be useful later on, though...Uh...Hrm. Let's try this: (Fighter Helicopter && Monster Truck) -C Clown Car Trophy >= Zillymiter =< (The Clown Car Trophy is a Bowser Junior Trophy modified to remove Bowser Junior himself, leaving only the Clown Car).

(Hammer && Rifle) && Spiral Sucker >= Zillymiter =<.

Assorted Candies >O< Altar (1/?).

+2 to Erelye.

I take the TIMEBLADE OF ZILLYCAL and CALEDHOO, grab them in a dual-wield, and AGGRESS PIONO with a mad flurry of sword strikes, sped up by the power of ZILLYSTEP and TIME POWERS associated with both swords and empowered by the might of TRICKSTER MAJJYKS.

I also find time to use the COMBATDICE OF ZILLYDUB on the C-MECH.

Hold on a second. *gathers troll weapons, coordinates time travel plan, gets rid of seal, dons epic cosplay* Done. I then show up a total of 12 times around piono. Fraymotif: Rex Duodecim Angelus. And then there was mayhem.
I use Oncest and the Husstet on Thanatos.
I also attempt to pester Binary. Mostly out of a sense of horrible curiosity.
(Battlefield Picture Cutout && (Spiral Sucker && Jawbreaker)) >=Zillymiter=<
Green Solarhead 4/11
...Uh... Brusher's Pike && Miniature Green Sun 1/??
Flame Bellows && Miniature Green Sun 1/??

Heh. Heh.

... Maniac just fainted.... I punch the EN-MECH so hard its inside machinery flies out.

OBLIVION looks at the mechs.

SU(|-| POWER! AND SPEAKING OF POWER....

The Music box rumbles and starts glowing. It rises in the air, glowing white. Its song finishes and....



it turns into a present....

SPECIAL EXPENDED: HEH

The present opens to the tune of "Pop goes the weasel". A creature twice as tall as a man pops out. It wheres a black suit and a white humanoid mask.

Oh! This Is Minecraftia? Heh. Get Ready For Me... Cause I Am...

His face randomly appears in all entities vision.

THE PUPPET!!!!!!

I'll PM you his stats.

And that attack got only a 3 turns cooldown? Theres no way any of the armies stays alive, lol. Well, lets see, the EN-Mech should take 375.000 damage next turn thanks to doom , ill probably be able to deal 100.000-90.000 damage in one attack too. Looking at that it should be very well possible to take it out next turn if some of the AG and Neutral forces attack it.
Then we can bother with the other mechs, which output far lower damage.

Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = The Painchimer (Level 10: 11/11)
Nuclear Elementalbow && Screaming Alloy = The Noisemaker (Level 10: 7/11)

I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 7)
I promptly test the painchimer as soon its finished by playing it against the MC-Mech. Doesnt do any damage probably but debuffs? Fear, Frozen, Burning, Wither are all logically possible with it. Maybe even multiple debuffs at once?!

Army: The Mechanical Twin uses Concentrated Laser on the mechs, setting alight up to 6 of them. The multi-power suit uses Crusing Fist on Burnt K4yne in attempt to stun him. The rest attacks the EN-Mech. The Mutated twin wants to use One Chomp but its on cooldown! It joins the other forces against the EN-Mech instead.

INVENTORY

=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=
-21 / 25- Illusion -> TRANSFORM -> Inversion
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I quickly use CHAIRSTORM LVL 10 on Burnt K4yne.

=COMMAND=
The CHAIR-LEGION will attack Burnt K4yne, and use CHAIRSTORM ASCENSION.
MCR takes time to RECHARGE.

>>I wish to point out that Omega-2 had boarded everything and was in space at the time that the mechs were attacked, so the HEXbots could not have been damaged in a counterattack. The WORST that could have happened is...Well, nothing. Evasive maneuvers.</null>

>>Omega-2: Repair. It should keep the DoT effect from affecting the ship, especially with the thaumic dampeners, repair glyphs, and redundancies built in to the thing. It promptly returns to LMO.

>>Other forces: Activate shield spells and/or glyphs. Shield Omega-2, while remaining inside.



>>Note: Those first turn actions were in fact just me acting. Army tactical will be denoted as such by references to their units.

>>Activating Tesla bombs...Also known as, giant impact-activated robot killers. That are aimed at the Mechs.

>>Activating Warp units. Disabling weapons and processor cores from a distance through precise teleportation really ought to help.

>>Hmm...Yes, these. Deploying superconductive materials, which will activate at ground level. And pull those mechs into their wake as they rocket at PG armies. Or just...Up. For your information, the Omega-2, etc., are only magnetic if HEX makes it so by secreting a thin layer of ferromagnetic material from its shielded stores.

>>I pester B1nary as well, if only to see what twisted logic he is justifying his actions with. At least GLaDOS has an excuse.

I shoot a GIANT RADIOACTIVE PROJECTILE at the C-Mech with my Green Sunslammer.

Green Sunslammer >=Zillymiter=<

Minecraftifier

5/10

28/50 The Queen
20/25 Health Care Package
19/25 Health Care Package

> R. K.: Healing the MC-Mech with Hippocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: I block the the Chairstorm Ascension with 4 Foxy Animatronics to lower the damage i take.

"Foolish chair czar. Even if you kill me, i just respawn. I may not be Burnt!Me anymore due to the games rules, but your armies core will follow suit."

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Strange Hippocrates 451

Uber: 66%
MMMMPH: 100%

i: 50/50
iii: 50/50
iv: 35/50 +1 self
v: 11/50 +1 self
vi: 3/50 +1 self

+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(NTS, Count assists)

NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: Continue Coddling SF.


Leonstar1: I leap frog over the Death Army, they end up in a rather awkward pile as they attempt to continue the game by jumping over me.

SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3

I duplicate 3 Holy Mackerel Betas.
Holy Mackerel Beta: 13

Innocuous Fusion 46/50 (+1 from Leon and Tazz)


I examine the Essentia Styxpearl if I have not done so already. Then, I do Blue Heterochromatic Lens && Violet Lens && Red Heterochromatic Lens && Mind Honey && Psionic Fireball 1/???, Clockboard (a finely-tuned keyboard which is used for time travel in my universe) && Thorium-Powered Spatial Manipulation Device || Nightvis Gauntlet 1/???, and Staff of Magnus && Vilya && Nenya && Nirnroot 1/???. (Vilya and Nenya are two of the three Elven Rings of Power. The Staff of Magnus... is a metaphysical battery of sorts for the creator of said staff, Magnus (Who was essentially a god). When used, it absorbs the health and mystical energy of the target. A Nirnroot is an alchemy ingredient. Very useful in potions for apprentice poisoners, as the root, when consumed, causes fatigue, poisons you, provides a resistance to arcane energy, and induces temporary invisibility.)

I focus some arcane power for several minutes; I also attach myself to a full Resonant Energy Cell. Then, I release both energy types together, punching a hole in reality. Of course, Redstone Flux + Nodal Research = Rednode, as is made evident by the Rednodenomicon. And, with this new thing present on the MC Freedom, I draw from it with a Vis Relay, firing a beam of pure Redstone Flux and Vis at Piono. This unnatural fusion of technology and arcana greatly distorts the fabric of reality, shredding it around my target. This distortion opens up a rift in spacetime, causing Piono to slowly be pulled apart by the gravity.

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Now, you suppose you can get back to her, if you so wish.

ambiguousTheoretician [AT] began pestering abnormalConfidant [AC].

AT: Okay, I'm ready to respond to your previous question.
AC: Who're you?
AT: Are you pulling my leg?
AC: Nope. I don't actually know who you are.
AT: What's the date?
AC: Can't you just look at your computer?
AT: No. I clearly need you to tell me the time.
AC: You're a troll, aren't you.
AT: I am definitely a member of the horned conqueror race. Clearly.
AC: What the hell are you talking about?
AT: JUST TELL ME THE TIME!
AC: Jesus. OK.
AC: It's 7/3/13.
AT: ****ING- (INSERT OBSCENITIES HERE).
AT: Sorry, I had caps lock on.
AC: W/ever. :|
AT: So, I take it this is our first conversation, from your perspective.
AC: What does that mean?!
AT: It means that I have spoken to you before.
AC: I get THAT, but you're basically saying time travel's real!
AT: Humans are such an odd race.
AT: Anyhow, I don't think we'll speak for a few months. Goodbye.
AC: I get it. You're pretending to be somebody else for the ironies.
AC: Wait, you're going?

ambiguousTheoretician [AT] ceased pestering abnormalConfidant [AC].

"Goldstone isn't elecotrmagnetic, but with this MAGNET..." The metalish figure speaks in a voice that rings a bell in some more nerdy players' brains.

How do I make this electromagnetic? I dunna know, alchemize it WITH A MAGNET!

I preview It previews (Magnet && Goldstone Wires) I begin It begins to alchemetize (Goldstone Ingot & Cheap Wires).

Zerg Base: 6/10

Helium-3 Mining: 4/10

"Lander Detached. Initiating deorbit burn" *BROOOOOOOOM* "3000 feet. 2500. 2000. 1500. 1000. 750. 500. 250. 125. 75. 25. 12. 6. 3. Touchdown."

Now detached, the lander drifts away from the mothership for a bit. Four landing legs extend from its lower section. Then...

1n1nt1al1z1ng lunar land1ng aut0p1l0t.

The lander burns retrograde, setting it on a suborbital ballistic trajectory. It drifts for a while, then burns again, reducing its horizontal movement with respect to the ground. After multiple fits and starts, it orients itself so that its engines are pointed Moonward and turns them on just a tiny notch. Just like the Apollo Program. As the ground drifts closer, the lunar lander selects a sight and uses its thrust gimbaling feature along with its RCS to navigate. When the lander is fifty meters above the ground, dust from below starts flying up. That intensifies until...

T0uchd0wn.

The engines shut off. Now it's time to mine.