And the mechs are also immune to all status effects, or rather it seems like my army got no abilities as the #35674s which died didnt spawn 5 flesh blobs each either... If any of these abilities were OP or something you should've told me so so i can rework it. Seriously this pisses me off since nothing i planned works at all.
Likewise, the multi-power suits stone wall lasts for 3 turns or 30.000 (+6666.66 per turn if the suit is in guard stance) damage so the counter attack would've damaged the wall for 36.000 damage (thats how much hps 4 #35674s have in total), which the wall barely survives at this point (second turn since summon, so it had 43.333,32 hp), so no #35674s would've died.
Just for the record, if you add anything summoned by me to the battlefield without saying anything im going to assume that the stats, abilities and so on work as i've written them.
/rant
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = The Painchimer (Level 10: 8/11)
Nuclear Elementalbow && Screaming Alloy = The Noisemaker (Level 10: 4/11)
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 4)
I continously slice and dice the MC-mech with the Low Blow, damaging its AI faster than it repairs untill nothing is left to repair!
I attack the wimpy C-mech with a new Forge's Light COMBAT OPERANDI that is just an original, one-shot attack and not actually a combat operandi!
COMBAT OPERANDI: HOOKSHOT
I tie a rope to my arrow, and fire it at an angle straight through the C-mech's OBLIGATORY WEAK POINT! I start flying backwards at an insanely fast, causing the arrow rope to be pulled back, and the arrow ends up lodged in the weak point! I begin to drag along the C-mech, faster and faster! Eventually, I lift it up into the air, and begin spinning it around, until it is blurring in a giant lasso-type thing above my head! Then, finally, I cut the rope...at JUST the right time for the C-mech to be flung STRAIGHT AT THE GODMODDER(in full knowledge that this would result in more damage to the entity, and none to the godmodder).
I quickly throw a pipe at a wall. The wall takes 1 damage. The pipe bounces back and hits me in the head.
And then the wall, which is the size of a large city, crumbles down on top of the Perfectly Generic Army.
On the Freedom, I grab Vriska and spear her with Sleight of Hand. I throw her off of the deck. I then use TRUMP CARD on Piono, supercharging his attacks next turn. I glare angrily at him. OH, NO. I'M NOT. CRAZY. JUST A LITTLE. PAYBACK FOR. SOMETHING ANOTHER YOU. PLANS TO DO.
On the wall, Serpent holds out her hand and energies swirl around her. She looks angry and scared, like she would attack anything that touched her. GO BACK. TO WHERE. YOU CAME FROM. YOU'RE NOT EVEN. A PERSON. YOU'RE A SPLIT. I DON'T HAVE TIME. FOR THIS.
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Essentia Styxpearl 6/8
Innocuous Fusion 40/50 (+1 from Tazz and Leon.)
+1 to Leon, and anybody else who needs one.
Aha. So, you have resistance to physical objects, as well as psychic blockage. Well, I can always try something bigger.
At that, I head into Grayhold. At this point, the only people who can enter the place without being annihilated by the Violet Sentinel are Leon, Eglarbroad, Gerbil, Amp, Wilson, and myself. I come out onto a lower tower an hour later, and construct a mess of magipunk devices. Of course, this device, which I happened to discover during my brief time as a fully insane Grimdark [not to go Prof. Nathaniel Peaslee, so to speak]. Grimdarkness does indeed seem to invert your powers as an unrecognized mythological figure, commonly referred to as 'the god tier.' I am a Mage of Mind, and this was assuredly inverted, thus giving me lucid hallucinations on the matters of insanity, the transmundane, and YOG-SOTHOTH. Anyhow, at several lucid states, I drew up blueprints for the device you can see here, on this tower during the planning phase of the whole 'Remove Tricksterism from existence' bit.
This device is essentially composed of a Sinister aura node, the traditional Vis -> Essentia -> Solid setup I designed a standard in the core. This system powers a device not unalike the third core layer of the RLPS-SH. Several hundred undead Brains in Jars set up through the ward-locked casings specifically designed to transmit the types of energy I need to send through, whilst still keeping the wards intact, to stop any living being (save Richard) from being able to destroy the casings, or enter at all. You know, Warded Glass infused with Nightvis Blocks, and such. Anyhow, the crystallized Essentia is sent directly to the core, where it is transferred into Essentia automatically. The core I speak of is actually very similar to the Occultic Enchanter of ages long past.
When powered, the core fires a series of [DATA EXPUNGED TO PROTECT PATENT]waves set specifically to a certain target. This method is literally unable to be blocked, unless the target were to remove the state of mind the waves track onto; in this case, this state is the atrocious jokebollocks. The waves latch onto the brain receptors of the person, eventually leeching onto anyone who has ever controlled said person through a computer, beyond universes. Everyone except for the operator of this device, that is. If these waves somehow fail to work correctly, they will a.) cause complete and utter paralysis in the person who was supposed to be affected, or b.) mutate the blood cells of the person who was meant to be affected into a deadly neurotoxin which kills in seconds. Then, the device needs more Essentia, which, with my current infinite node-drawing setup, is literally impossible to run out of.
I activate this device, lock it onto the Trickster mind of Tazz, and wait.
Oh, and I, knowing that Piono is wary and has elected not to attack, heal as many of the Minecraftian Rebellion as possible. If there are none to be healed, I heal Ms. Serket instead.
Bluh. What happened? Oh yes, that is right. You think the meteor might have hit something in the Incipisphere. You open your eyes, stand up, and walk into a side-closet you know leads to the outside. When you reach the apex of the staircase, you see a world populated by large amounts of light and gold. Great. The meteor hit the planet of Nelrte. You check your glasses, scanning for any your friends who happen to be online, waiting for response. You find one.
ambiguousTheoretician [AT] began pestering catastrophicGovernance [CG].
AT: Hello?
CG: So, youve opted to wake up.
AT: What happened, exactly?
CG: Well, the meteor hit nelrtes planet. I think it separated us. By that, i mean it flung everybody to their planets except for you. But you can just get there with that transportalizer. Oh yeah. It switched you and nelrte around.
AT: 0k. So, I'll get to LOPAT, and kill that idiot who had the audacity to steal my most prized possession.
Sure.
... I AUTO-CANDY your horrible torture machine into tiny pieces. How D4R3 you 4tt3mpt to m4k3 2om38ody 2top 831ng Tr1ck2t3r! 32p3c14lly wh3n th3y *42k3d* for 1t, 4nd h4v3n't b33n forc3fully conv3rt1ng 4ny8ody! Th4t'2 horr18l3! I then toss the Orb of Sanity into Tazz, letting him retain his Trickster powers, but keeping him sane. If the Orb of Sanity doesn't do that I just turn the torture machine to Tricky. You know, since he's also Trickster. ... I fixed it. Kind of. Okay, fine, I duplicated it before I AUTO-CANDIED it.
Bluh bluh bluh... I summon a DDR machine in an attempt to play more music. I then pop MegaDanceVania in and try to force piono to play, then attempt to launch a few blasts of zilly.jpegneric energy at him.
Serpent why do you even think my army would be near a giant wall? You then promptly find out the reason, as I spam time travel and sendificate every single block or brick straight into your army's Core. I then target it with my army and throw the Fourth Wall Breakers at it, then use Jeffing Awesome on it.
Whoops losing my mind, ALCHEMY TIME GOGOGO!
(LOWAS Chalk Picture && Spiral Sucker) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOLAR Chalk Picture && Spiral Sucker) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOHAC Chalk Picture && Spiral Sucker) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOFAF Chalk Picture && Spiral Sucker) >=Zillymiter=<
Cael Hammer && Miniature Green Sun 2/??
Gamblignant's Outfit && Orb of Luck 3/??
Breaker's Bow && Miniature Green Sun 2/??
\/... You said you'd "keep the jokebollocks at bay." That really doesn't mean that you have to turn them non-Trickster, at best that just implies you'll keep him from turning others Trickster. Besides, RP and such. Also, I did say I prepared to AUTO-CANDY any attempts to make somebody not Trickster.
I attack the EN-Mech Mk. X with an ATTACK OF DISPROPORTIONATE PROPORTIONS, causing it to take a pause and reflect on whether or not it will be dead soon. Why should it fight? What purpose is there? The beings it fights against cannot die, but it can. Perhaps it should take a break, you know, think about it's life.
My army targets Thanatos and gets ready. Gets ready to SLAM. JAM. The Ultra-Tech Cyborgs have the rest of the army stand on top of each other to make a large pyramid. The CHOSEN CYBORG grabs the nearest basketball and jumps all the way to space. Upon re-entry he preforms the GRANDEST SLAM, causing a crater the size of Texas to appear where there once was a crater the size of Texas.
Planet Pushing: 7/7! The planet begins to appear through the wormhole, and is ready to smash into GodCraft. Just before it can come all the way through, a loud voice booms over the area. "HOLD IT! I DO FIND THIS TO BE AN OBJECTIONABLE ACTION!" A collective gasp is heard all over the world. It is, FEENICKS RIGHT, the worlds greatest prosecutor! "If you recall correctly, charged attacks have limited power as of now, correct?" Everyone nods, none dare oppose his wicked prosecution skillz.
"If you crash this planet into GodCraft now, it won't do as much damage as it could. Instead, wait for a bit, apply even more rockets, and smash it when chared attacks hurt more. Considering this planet is roughly the size of Earth, and that GodCraft is 8x times that size, this planet at full power will destroy and eight of GodCraft. Surely enough to do at least one damage to the Godmodder. So put that back, and do as I say."
The AI God already knew this was a bad idea and was going to do that anyways, but pretends to act as if Feenicks Right made a difference.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 1/35
Death Field: 6/9
Level 4 Time Travel Implant: 4/5
Where in the world are you? You have been tracking the aura signature denoting luck. And pixie dust, but those two are interchangeable. Anyhow, it has led you to a large forest around what appears to be... a gigantic staircase with a Mind symbol glowing at the top. Whatever this is, you can sense Nelrte is close. You draw the Quills of Echidna from your Needlekind Specibus. Your Strife Portfolio includes Wandkind, Needlekind, Bookkind, and Swordkind, for future questioners.
You can hear him. Heavy footsteps, in the direction of the staircase. You stare at the staircase, and see a... PULSATING BLAST OF YELLOW ENERGY STREAK TOWARDS YOUR FACE?! Rolling out of the way, you barely dodge the blast. Then, you see him. Holding the weapon which took enquier to plan and longer to create. Quills in hand, you speak.
Why?
Why? You guys were always ****ing disrespectin me, and I had got enough!
Please keep the vulgarity and speech impediments to a minimum.
Ha ****in ha. We got a funny guy over here.
...
Nothin' else to say?
Now, REALLY? I don't think you need to be disrespectful.
It was a question, dumb***.
So, I take it that I have failed negotiating.
Yep.
Very well.
At that, you both leap into action, firing blasts of pure magic at each other. Two white blasts, one pulsating yellow Green Sun blast. The three meet, and cause a massive explosion, blowing you back. Of course, Nelrte appears to have had far more practice than you, and stays on his feet. Regardless of who is more skillful, you leap back up, and fire curse after curse at the *******, dodging and weaving past spells in return. Nelrte seems to be... destroying your luck to win? Perhaps.
Up the staircase the two of you go, firing hex after curse after spell, not really caring where they land. The others, even with their presence upon other planets, can likely see this. Around the middle of the staircase, the two of you raise your wands. Staring at each other. Waiting.
It was foolish of you to come here tonight.
Nelrte's face twitches down into a scowl. He then fires a jet of green light out at you, and you Apparate away. Then, you swish both of your needles back and a jet of red light streaks out from both of them. Nelrte fires another killing curse at your stunning spells, and the two blasts collide. You inexplicably feel the two spells link via Priori Incantatem, and see a long... chain of red and green light colliding. Around the point where the two intersect, a large amount of spell residual foam is being formed from the various sparks flying off both ends. You grip the Quills tighter, forcing your mind to focus. Still, despite your best efforts, the curses remain constant. Bolts of static electricity dance off the ends of all three wands. The force seems to be pushing you back slightly.
The two of you desperately attempt to break the connection through various swishes and flicks, but naught seems to work. Then, Nelrte pulls out a round jar of some lime fluid faintly glowing. Wait. DO NOT USE THAT! He tosses it into the air swiftly, and then places his hand back onto the Hazel Wand. The jar falls towards the sloping ground and shatters, expelling the foul liquid everywhere. A stray spark flys off the link, and you attempt to break the connection with all your might. The spark ignites, and green Wildfire spills everywhere, causing a massive explosion. You duck behind a slit in the pillar holding the staircase, and wait for the blast to subside. You leap out as it does, only to see Nelrte twisting and twirling the Hazel Wand. The Wildfire shockwave congeals together, forming a massive serpent of some kind. Your eyes widen.
The serpent leers before you, and lunges in a split second. Then, you twitch the Quills forward, and the beast of flame slumps too the ground, exploding in a flash of light. You take this opportunity to gather the remaining flames into a ring around you, and blast them at Nelrte, both of you still slowly walking up the stairs. He flicks your wand, and the blast dissipates around him. Immediately after, he flicks the Hazel Wand, and a wave of dark energy speeds towards you. Gaseous Tenebrae? Really? You arc the Quills forward, keeping the waves at bay steadily. Time seems to slow down. As per usual cast of such vapors, Nelrte is experiencing a large buildup of Flux. Unexpectedly, he releases it in a blast that vibrates out to thirty meters past the pillar, transmuting a few hundred thousand leaves into glass shards by way of Mutatio.
You match this blast by breaking the chemical bonds of all the air above Nelrte, obtaining a large amount of hydrogen, nitrogen, and oxygen. You fuse the former and latter together to create a large amount of water, which immediately falls down on your enemy. You twitch your needles, incasing Nelrte in a sphere of unmoving water. Desperately trying to find a way to distract you, he drags all the glass shards towards you. Several hundred thousand glass shards streak towards you, and you quickly transmute every single one of them into sand, which flys at you, and douses the Wildfire. You cover your eyes, and streak two endothermic reactor curses in the general direction of Nelrte.
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HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine nexus missileboat
Blue's Fleet: Target nexus missileboat
HMAS Victor: Mini-BA kayne's army
Dreamscape: Screw that, and return with a jetpack, then fly up the tree
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Snow fort
Nomblequest: I do the super creative fun time attack on the destroyers
MC Freedom: I take careful aim at Tricky with Ultramarine, then shoot him in the head.
-Galactic Council-
Blue sits opposite the President, a floating ball of yellow energy. He's very bright... Blue puts on a silly looking pair of sunglasses.
Ah, Blue, it's nice to see you. How have you been?
You too. I'm doing fine. How about you?
Never better. So, is this a social call?
I'm afraid not.
I have something I'd like to discuss with you.
Confidentially.
The President closes the window, and the two guards take their leave.
I just had absolutely zero luck with a resource pack installation. I'm not going to take lightly to being tampered with. On a more positive note, today's going to be a particularly busy day, I have more homework than usual and else.
Also, Twin, they're my main work force. Did the security crew in Star Trek change their shirts or change at all? I think not.
Action 1/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 38/50
Elemental Retribution: 13/50
I, out of the blue, add an Archivist's Tag to the list of alchemy ingredients. It's basically a name tag, but it adds the adjective "Archived" to whatever it's being alchemied with.
I grab the wimpy C-mech, bring it up to my face, and Arcum-Dei shoot him SO HARD. SO VERY HARD. SO HARD THE C-MECH GIGGLES FOR REASONS THAT ARE UP TO INTERPRETATION.
I run circles around the EN-Mech Mk. X, making it incredibly dizzy. This causes it a massive migraine as I had already filled it's head with philosophical and moral conundrums, and now I'm stuffing "I'm running circles around ya" into it's head. My army opens up a new Foobaw Stadium and goes long, the ball drills through Thanatos and one of the Auto-War Soldiers gabs it, scoring a touchdown. The crowd goes wild.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 2/35
Death Field: 7/9
Level 4 Time Travel Implant: 5/5! Okay, NOW I give it to my past self.
Minecraftifying is the act of making something. But more blocky. Something like those SBaHJ, Generic maker and Zillyficator thingies.
The Green Sunslammer is finished!
Minecraftifier
4/10
Likewise, the multi-power suits stone wall lasts for 3 turns or 30.000 (+6666.66 per turn if the suit is in guard stance) damage so the counter attack would've damaged the wall for 36.000 damage (thats how much hps 4 #35674s have in total), which the wall barely survives at this point (second turn since summon, so it had 43.333,32 hp), so no #35674s would've died.
Just for the record, if you add anything summoned by me to the battlefield without saying anything im going to assume that the stats, abilities and so on work as i've written them.
/rant
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = The Painchimer (Level 10: 8/11)
Nuclear Elementalbow && Screaming Alloy = The Noisemaker (Level 10: 4/11)
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 4)
I continously slice and dice the MC-mech with the Low Blow, damaging its AI faster than it repairs untill nothing is left to repair!
Army: Attack Death.
INVENTORY
iii: 50/50
iv: 34/50 +1 self
v: 10/50 +1 self
vi: 2/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(NTS, Count assists)
NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: Pick up SF in arms, proceed to rock SF like a baby. Then examine surroundings.
Leonstar1: I attempt to use LV. 10 - TANGO TOOTHKICKER on the death army.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
I duplicate 3 Holy Mackerel Betas.
Holy Mackerel Beta: 10
COMBAT OPERANDI: HOOKSHOT
I tie a rope to my arrow, and fire it at an angle straight through the C-mech's OBLIGATORY WEAK POINT! I start flying backwards at an insanely fast, causing the arrow rope to be pulled back, and the arrow ends up lodged in the weak point! I begin to drag along the C-mech, faster and faster! Eventually, I lift it up into the air, and begin spinning it around, until it is blurring in a giant lasso-type thing above my head! Then, finally, I cut the rope...at JUST the right time for the C-mech to be flung STRAIGHT AT THE GODMODDER(in full knowledge that this would result in more damage to the entity, and none to the godmodder).
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17/25 Health Care Package
16/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Healing the MC-Mech with Hippocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: I use the Broken Halo to minicrit myself and rip a Helix Archangels wings off.
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 33%
MMMMPH: 100%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
And then the wall, which is the size of a large city, crumbles down on top of the Perfectly Generic Army.
On the Freedom, I grab Vriska and spear her with Sleight of Hand. I throw her off of the deck. I then use TRUMP CARD on Piono, supercharging his attacks next turn. I glare angrily at him. OH, NO. I'M NOT. CRAZY. JUST A LITTLE. PAYBACK FOR. SOMETHING ANOTHER YOU. PLANS TO DO.
On the wall, Serpent holds out her hand and energies swirl around her. She looks angry and scared, like she would attack anything that touched her. GO BACK. TO WHERE. YOU CAME FROM. YOU'RE NOT EVEN. A PERSON. YOU'RE A SPLIT. I DON'T HAVE TIME. FOR THIS.
Oh no
Innocuous Fusion 40/50 (+1 from Tazz and Leon.)
+1 to Leon, and anybody else who needs one.
Aha. So, you have resistance to physical objects, as well as psychic blockage. Well, I can always try something bigger.
At that, I head into Grayhold. At this point, the only people who can enter the place without being annihilated by the Violet Sentinel are Leon, Eglarbroad, Gerbil, Amp, Wilson, and myself. I come out onto a lower tower an hour later, and construct a mess of magipunk devices. Of course, this device, which I happened to discover during my brief time as a fully insane Grimdark [not to go Prof. Nathaniel Peaslee, so to speak]. Grimdarkness does indeed seem to invert your powers as an unrecognized mythological figure, commonly referred to as 'the god tier.' I am a Mage of Mind, and this was assuredly inverted, thus giving me lucid hallucinations on the matters of insanity, the transmundane, and YOG-SOTHOTH. Anyhow, at several lucid states, I drew up blueprints for the device you can see here, on this tower during the planning phase of the whole 'Remove Tricksterism from existence' bit.
This device is essentially composed of a Sinister aura node, the traditional Vis -> Essentia -> Solid setup I designed a standard in the core. This system powers a device not unalike the third core layer of the RLPS-SH. Several hundred undead Brains in Jars set up through the ward-locked casings specifically designed to transmit the types of energy I need to send through, whilst still keeping the wards intact, to stop any living being (save Richard) from being able to destroy the casings, or enter at all. You know, Warded Glass infused with Nightvis Blocks, and such. Anyhow, the crystallized Essentia is sent directly to the core, where it is transferred into Essentia automatically. The core I speak of is actually very similar to the Occultic Enchanter of ages long past.
When powered, the core fires a series of [DATA EXPUNGED TO PROTECT PATENT]waves set specifically to a certain target. This method is literally unable to be blocked, unless the target were to remove the state of mind the waves track onto; in this case, this state is the atrocious jokebollocks. The waves latch onto the brain receptors of the person, eventually leeching onto anyone who has ever controlled said person through a computer, beyond universes. Everyone except for the operator of this device, that is. If these waves somehow fail to work correctly, they will a.) cause complete and utter paralysis in the person who was supposed to be affected, or b.) mutate the blood cells of the person who was meant to be affected into a deadly neurotoxin which kills in seconds. Then, the device needs more Essentia, which, with my current infinite node-drawing setup, is literally impossible to run out of.
I activate this device, lock it onto the Trickster mind of Tazz, and wait.
Oh, and I, knowing that Piono is wary and has elected not to attack, heal as many of the Minecraftian Rebellion as possible. If there are none to be healed, I heal Ms. Serket instead.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Several hours later...
Bluh. What happened? Oh yes, that is right. You think the meteor might have hit something in the Incipisphere. You open your eyes, stand up, and walk into a side-closet you know leads to the outside. When you reach the apex of the staircase, you see a world populated by large amounts of light and gold. Great. The meteor hit the planet of Nelrte. You check your glasses, scanning for any your friends who happen to be online, waiting for response. You find one.
ambiguousTheoretician [AT] began pestering catastrophicGovernance [CG].
AT: Hello?
CG: So, youve opted to wake up.
AT: What happened, exactly?
CG: Well, the meteor hit nelrtes planet. I think it separated us. By that, i mean it flung everybody to their planets except for you. But you can just get there with that transportalizer. Oh yeah. It switched you and nelrte around.
AT: 0k. So, I'll get to LOPAT, and kill that idiot who had the audacity to steal my most prized possession.
Sure.
ambiguousTheoretician [AT] ceased pestering catastrophicGovernance [CG].
Very well. You sneak into the nearest Transportalizer, go to LOPAT, and begin to wander, speaking to consorts along the way.
Bluh bluh bluh... I summon a DDR machine in an attempt to play more music. I then pop MegaDanceVania in and try to force piono to play, then attempt to launch a few blasts of zilly.jpegneric energy at him.
Serpent why do you even think my army would be near a giant wall? You then promptly find out the reason, as I spam time travel and sendificate every single block or brick straight into your army's Core. I then target it with my army and throw the Fourth Wall Breakers at it, then use Jeffing Awesome on it.
Whoops losing my mind, ALCHEMY TIME GOGOGO!
(LOWAS Chalk Picture && Spiral Sucker) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOLAR Chalk Picture && Spiral Sucker) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOHAC Chalk Picture && Spiral Sucker) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOFAF Chalk Picture && Spiral Sucker) >=Zillymiter=<
Cael Hammer && Miniature Green Sun 2/??
Gamblignant's Outfit && Orb of Luck 3/??
Breaker's Bow && Miniature Green Sun 2/??
\/... You said you'd "keep the jokebollocks at bay." That really doesn't mean that you have to turn them non-Trickster, at best that just implies you'll keep him from turning others Trickster. Besides, RP and such. Also, I did say I prepared to AUTO-CANDY any attempts to make somebody not Trickster.
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I'll be making my great escape now!
Might as well get these done! Hephaetus'es Gate >= Zillymiter =<
Caledfwlch >= Zillymiter =<
Fear No Anvil >= Zillymiter =<
+2 to Erelye.
I sense something is off...And quickly don a Zillyfoil hat, which removes the odd sensation and foils Erelye in the process.
I flourish the GREENLANCE OF ZILLYROL and copy Ike's AETHER on PIONO. Obviously, the result is a ZILLY AETHER.
I drop the Trophies overboard on accident during the ZILLY AETHER, setting up a SUPER SMASH attack on the C-Mech completely by accident.
I attack the EN-Mech Mk. X with an ATTACK OF DISPROPORTIONATE PROPORTIONS, causing it to take a pause and reflect on whether or not it will be dead soon. Why should it fight? What purpose is there? The beings it fights against cannot die, but it can. Perhaps it should take a break, you know, think about it's life.
My army targets Thanatos and gets ready. Gets ready to SLAM. JAM. The Ultra-Tech Cyborgs have the rest of the army stand on top of each other to make a large pyramid. The CHOSEN CYBORG grabs the nearest basketball and jumps all the way to space. Upon re-entry he preforms the GRANDEST SLAM, causing a crater the size of Texas to appear where there once was a crater the size of Texas.
Planet Pushing: 7/7! The planet begins to appear through the wormhole, and is ready to smash into GodCraft. Just before it can come all the way through, a loud voice booms over the area. "HOLD IT! I DO FIND THIS TO BE AN OBJECTIONABLE ACTION!" A collective gasp is heard all over the world. It is, FEENICKS RIGHT, the worlds greatest prosecutor! "If you recall correctly, charged attacks have limited power as of now, correct?" Everyone nods, none dare oppose his wicked prosecution skillz.
"If you crash this planet into GodCraft now, it won't do as much damage as it could. Instead, wait for a bit, apply even more rockets, and smash it when chared attacks hurt more. Considering this planet is roughly the size of Earth, and that GodCraft is 8x times that size, this planet at full power will destroy and eight of GodCraft. Surely enough to do at least one damage to the Godmodder. So put that back, and do as I say."
The AI God already knew this was a bad idea and was going to do that anyways, but pretends to act as if Feenicks Right made a difference.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 1/35
Death Field: 6/9
Level 4 Time Travel Implant: 4/5
He scream
I throw multiple rocks of different sizes at the mechs.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Innocuous Fusion 42/50 (+1 from Tazz.)
I point out that the waves are not stopped by physical matter in any way.
In UA, I wait, sensing for Denizens.
My army attacks the Nexus squad, and I cast Horroterror on it as well.
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Where in the world are you? You have been tracking the aura signature denoting luck. And pixie dust, but those two are interchangeable. Anyhow, it has led you to a large forest around what appears to be... a gigantic staircase with a Mind symbol glowing at the top. Whatever this is, you can sense Nelrte is close. You draw the Quills of Echidna from your Needlekind Specibus. Your Strife Portfolio includes Wandkind, Needlekind, Bookkind, and Swordkind, for future questioners.
You can hear him. Heavy footsteps, in the direction of the staircase. You stare at the staircase, and see a... PULSATING BLAST OF YELLOW ENERGY STREAK TOWARDS YOUR FACE?! Rolling out of the way, you barely dodge the blast. Then, you see him. Holding the weapon which took enquier to plan and longer to create. Quills in hand, you speak.
Why?
Why? You guys were always ****ing disrespectin me, and I had got enough!
Please keep the vulgarity and speech impediments to a minimum.
Ha ****in ha. We got a funny guy over here.
...
Nothin' else to say?
Now, REALLY? I don't think you need to be disrespectful.
It was a question, dumb***.
So, I take it that I have failed negotiating.
Yep.
Very well.
At that, you both leap into action, firing blasts of pure magic at each other. Two white blasts, one pulsating yellow Green Sun blast. The three meet, and cause a massive explosion, blowing you back. Of course, Nelrte appears to have had far more practice than you, and stays on his feet. Regardless of who is more skillful, you leap back up, and fire curse after curse at the *******, dodging and weaving past spells in return. Nelrte seems to be... destroying your luck to win? Perhaps.
Up the staircase the two of you go, firing hex after curse after spell, not really caring where they land. The others, even with their presence upon other planets, can likely see this. Around the middle of the staircase, the two of you raise your wands. Staring at each other. Waiting.
It was foolish of you to come here tonight.
Nelrte's face twitches down into a scowl. He then fires a jet of green light out at you, and you Apparate away. Then, you swish both of your needles back and a jet of red light streaks out from both of them. Nelrte fires another killing curse at your stunning spells, and the two blasts collide. You inexplicably feel the two spells link via Priori Incantatem, and see a long... chain of red and green light colliding. Around the point where the two intersect, a large amount of spell residual foam is being formed from the various sparks flying off both ends. You grip the Quills tighter, forcing your mind to focus. Still, despite your best efforts, the curses remain constant. Bolts of static electricity dance off the ends of all three wands. The force seems to be pushing you back slightly.
The two of you desperately attempt to break the connection through various swishes and flicks, but naught seems to work. Then, Nelrte pulls out a round jar of some lime fluid faintly glowing. Wait. DO NOT USE THAT! He tosses it into the air swiftly, and then places his hand back onto the Hazel Wand. The jar falls towards the sloping ground and shatters, expelling the foul liquid everywhere. A stray spark flys off the link, and you attempt to break the connection with all your might. The spark ignites, and green Wildfire spills everywhere, causing a massive explosion. You duck behind a slit in the pillar holding the staircase, and wait for the blast to subside. You leap out as it does, only to see Nelrte twisting and twirling the Hazel Wand. The Wildfire shockwave congeals together, forming a massive serpent of some kind. Your eyes widen.
The serpent leers before you, and lunges in a split second. Then, you twitch the Quills forward, and the beast of flame slumps too the ground, exploding in a flash of light. You take this opportunity to gather the remaining flames into a ring around you, and blast them at Nelrte, both of you still slowly walking up the stairs. He flicks your wand, and the blast dissipates around him. Immediately after, he flicks the Hazel Wand, and a wave of dark energy speeds towards you. Gaseous Tenebrae? Really? You arc the Quills forward, keeping the waves at bay steadily. Time seems to slow down. As per usual cast of such vapors, Nelrte is experiencing a large buildup of Flux. Unexpectedly, he releases it in a blast that vibrates out to thirty meters past the pillar, transmuting a few hundred thousand leaves into glass shards by way of Mutatio.
You match this blast by breaking the chemical bonds of all the air above Nelrte, obtaining a large amount of hydrogen, nitrogen, and oxygen. You fuse the former and latter together to create a large amount of water, which immediately falls down on your enemy. You twitch your needles, incasing Nelrte in a sphere of unmoving water. Desperately trying to find a way to distract you, he drags all the glass shards towards you. Several hundred thousand glass shards streak towards you, and you quickly transmute every single one of them into sand, which flys at you, and douses the Wildfire. You cover your eyes, and streak two endothermic reactor curses in the general direction of Nelrte.
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine nexus missileboat
Blue's Fleet: Target nexus missileboat
HMAS Victor: Mini-BA kayne's army
Dreamscape: Screw that, and return with a jetpack, then fly up the tree
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Snow fort
Nomblequest: I do the super creative fun time attack on the destroyers
MC Freedom: I take careful aim at Tricky with Ultramarine, then shoot him in the head.
-Galactic Council-
Blue sits opposite the President, a floating ball of yellow energy. He's very bright... Blue puts on a silly looking pair of sunglasses.
Ah, Blue, it's nice to see you. How have you been?
You too. I'm doing fine. How about you?
Never better. So, is this a social call?
I'm afraid not.
I have something I'd like to discuss with you.
Confidentially.
The President closes the window, and the two guards take their leave.
Go ahead.
Also, Twin, they're my main work force. Did the security crew in Star Trek change their shirts or change at all? I think not.
Action 1/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 38/50
Elemental Retribution: 13/50
I, out of the blue, add an Archivist's Tag to the list of alchemy ingredients. It's basically a name tag, but it adds the adjective "Archived" to whatever it's being alchemied with.
Sword Damage: 31K/150K
Constructs: 3/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I run circles around the EN-Mech Mk. X, making it incredibly dizzy. This causes it a massive migraine as I had already filled it's head with philosophical and moral conundrums, and now I'm stuffing "I'm running circles around ya" into it's head. My army opens up a new Foobaw Stadium and goes long, the ball drills through Thanatos and one of the Auto-War Soldiers gabs it, scoring a touchdown. The crowd goes wild.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 2/35
Death Field: 7/9
Level 4 Time Travel Implant: 5/5! Okay, NOW I give it to my past self.
He scream
Nuclear Elementalbow && Screaming Alloy = The Noisemaker (Level 10: 5/11)
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 5)
I use ROCKET MAN on the MC-Mech.
INVENTORY
18/25 Health Care Package
17/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Healing the MC-Mech with Hippocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: Throwing a chair legion unit against it's core.
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 33%
MMMMPH: 100%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.