Okay, kid... You're doing... satisfactory. However, this game isn't a RP. You should be charging, or at least attacking something on the field except other players.
Also, stop being rude. Like, seriously.
Lastly, don't godmod against other players. In the battlefield, fine, but not against other players.
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13/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): Wake up, get heaters and infinate power. Also, get a camera. Go back to sleep, then string the heaters everywhere. Also, take a picture of the tree and hand it to Wilson, trying to cheer him up. I then put a heater next to Wilson, too.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): \Idle...
You know what insert, you're starting to get offensive. Just because I blocked a bunch of your attacks is no reason to be rude.
@blacksaint: It doesn't work like that. You can't just begin posting and expect to big and important. First you have to learn how to play by doing stuff, and gradually you gain power and influence as you figure out the nuances of the plot. Not a single person has successfully hijacked the story to any extent without having been playing at least a month or two.
Anyway, since twin seems to be preoccupied, I'll due some more summarizing of events on the MC Freedom:
Insert dumps incredibly huge quantities of lava over piono, piono, not on the bobbing mega-ship, is bale to freeze the lava (-15 energy because of the large amount) and the obsidian flies off into the storm. Lava cannot be poured over the ring, as the action of pocketing it was really just me ascribing a visual action to piono putting it in his inventory for dramatic effect.
And then insert uses Lil' Cal on piono.
It won't affect energy usage...
Because piono has been cursed, his energy isn't going to do him very much good.
piono crumples up, apparently arguing with something in his head, or trying to beat the curse out of himself.
CaptainM8ndfang nods to several others and the group all jump up onto the gunboat. Piono, occupied with the curse, is unable to block the sudden barrage of attacks. AntVenom and SkyDoesMinecraft take swords to piono, dual-combobing him, Simon wails on him with an oversized battleaxe. Piono finally comes back out of the stupor right as he hits 1 health, draws Ircucvci, and begins dodging and weaving between the three, in a short period, takes all three down (those three now have only 2 respawns left) in short order with fatality blows from Ircucvci.
He is then spun around from behind, and backhanded with extreme prejudice by CaptainM8ndfang, who grabs Ircucvci, and slams it through piono's chest, dumping him off the edge of the gunboat. Bye. :::;D
Meanwhile, Blue is trying desperately to kill Tricky, Tricky is bouncing around the deck, smashing into various youtubers, and dodging pretty much every shot. He does do one thing of note: CaptainM8ndfang jumps off of the gunboat back onto the MC Freedom, and prepares to dodge out of the way of another fire blast... and gets bashed right into the firing line by a high-speed stop sign to the face.
Engie reappears on the deck of the MC Freedom, but discovers that piono is not going to respawn until the round after next, and so has no one to target.
Piono's down temporarily, now to deal with the air support element that's closed in on the MC Freedom and is now unloading everything the six ships have onto the deck (half damage goes to killing combatants, half damage goes to the MC Freedom, yes, that would be all five gunboats and the missileboat).
((Just so you know insert, that tactic isn't going to work a second time, he'll be ready for it.))
@insertbelow: Whatever, I worded it slightly wrong. Either way, piono is immune to trickster majjyks anyways, by virtue of having Tricky cure him, and the items soul bonded to him by extension.
Also twin, I don't think its a case of there can only be one... this is sort of a fight for control of the battlefield, and whoever comes out on top, be it one person or an alliance, its a moot point because [REDACTED], remember?
Also, whenever piono dies, his energy bar empties out, and he respawns the next turn with 120 energy. Also, once Sauron and Tricky can be taken off of Vriska's allies for long enough to pitch in, they'll start contributing.
Speaking of which: People! Give ideas for finales for the various youtubers! They're players, so they all have one, there's just too many of them to list all at once!
As for others who want to join in the fight... Meh, sure. Go ahead and add them as entities with 3 respawns. I'm not sure what the penalty would be, I was thinking that for piono what would work better than flat out dying would be as one of the full main players, just ends up having a spawn point reset function active that warps him away from the fight. but IDK... I'm not sure whether to say definitively or not about players as entities, because piono hits pretty hard.
/note to serpent:
Oh, just going to let you know...
I'm not painting you into a corner on the fourth wall.
Go back and decipher the second spell Eric cast over present Serpent, piono's in for a few unpleasant surprises.
8/11 for Abiit
4/9 for the Crystaljudger
7/8 for the Ring of Chaos
On the main battlefield...
The F6 tornado hits the MC Freedom
Vriska's army turns to face down Death.
The Forces of Mordor scatter, as Sauron is deadish.
on the MC Freedom:
Sauron's finger comes off. Just like in Middle Earth, he crumbles to dust. His helm dramatically hitting the ground.
Piono catches the ring and pockets it.
Thank you for doing that bit of dirty work for me.
Then the F6 tornado hits the MC Freedom
Everyone is whipped around as the ship begins to pitch and twist in the air, pieces of the landscape and dead soldiers begin smashing into the ship.
Random attacks are going to be disrupted. I will choose which, but rest assured, piono is going to suffer some from this.
And then...
Things get worse.
My true, non-plot army!
Nexus Battalion/Support Element (yes, those are actual military terms)
Pawns. Ragnarok Training Initiative (RTI) Ground Troops. x1500. hp: 100/100. (Yes, unlike most of the other armies, I'm measuring troops in raw manpower. The exact number of soldiers) What are these guys? Well, some of you may remember the ATP Soldats, that were elite soldiers of the original Project Nexus program, and the ATP Engineers, who weren't as good at fighting but were, well, the engineers. ATP Engineers are no longer a thing. Instead, 1337 agents always become ATP Soldats, train until they are the next rank up, ATP Marines, and then work their way into the Ragnarok Training Initiative. The RTI troopers are much, much more dangerous than their ATP counterparts. Remember Hank? The absolutely ridiculously awesome warrior of Madness Combat? He'd have his work cut out for him trying to take down a squad of 10 of these guys. a full battalion is capable of obliterating most standard armies.
Soldiers: RTI Commandos. x1000. hp: 500/500 There are various different paths Nexus troops can take after they hit RTI Ground Troops level. The most basic is commando. The Commandos are to Ground Troops what soldats are to 1337 agents. There's a massive skill gap between the two. Sanford and Deimos, protagonists in Madness Combat, would not be able to one v one these guys. They're really tough.
Cavalry: Ragnarok Special Forces (RSF) suppressors. x100. hp: 5000/5000. These guys are basic mechanized infantry. They have small mech suit, just barely bigger than themselves (basically powered armor) with a variety of weapons. One of these would be capable of taking on post-mutation Hank.
Artillery: Advanced G03LM units. x30 hp: 30000/30000. The G03LM units, originally, they were clunky, and stupid. Not any more. The advanced G03LM units have high level cognitive skills, and are fast too. These things won't go down near as easy as the old versions.
Heavies: Type A5 Mag Agents. x10 hp: hp: 50000/50000. The Mag Agents, despite not having the armor of the G03LM units, are much stronger. They're weapons are bigger, so they hit harder, and because of various upgrades, they can actually take more punishment.
The Fleet: Nexus Gunboat. x5 hp: 200000/200000. These are small, two-man attack craft. Not fighters or bombers, but still small. And they pack a real punch. These space-capable ships are small, but intimidating. (gunboat is the smallest naval ship classification there is)
The Monster (no core): Nexus Missileboat. x1. Hp: 500000/500000. This is a three-man attack craft, slightly bigger than the gunboats, and equipped with rocket pods in addition to the small cannons. There's only one, but its quite the formiddable force.
For reference: the G03LMs stand at about 8 feet tall with armor, and the Mag Agents cap out at around 12, 13 feet. The Gunboats and Missileboats shouldn't be too much larger than the real world naval counterparts.
Why are they so unbelievable overpowered for such small craft?
Engie and amp look on in shock.
Amp recognizes his workings on all of the mechanical workings. Engie sees that the weapons are based off his engietech designs. Both of them realize that the technology has been reverse engineered then improved upon by some sort of group of savants (Here's a shout-out to you fury!). This may be a problem...
Who do they attack? Vriska's army of course.
Exactly. A fight for control. There can be only one.
Got it for the player/entity thing.
Sauron isn't dead yet! The ring hasn't been destroyed...
...Oh. Sauron killed! The Forces of Mordor crumble to dust.
POST 1; 15/50 Space Kracken... PART 1 15/50 Jebbediah Kerman... PART 2 15/50 The Elderich Obelisk... PART 3 DASHED SCRATCHED UNSCREWED FIXIT DOIT UNSCREWIT UNSEEN LIARMONSTER SNAPPYDRESSER
12/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idle.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Generic, I would like to ask you to dispose of that clearly defaced Tuba in the Nihil Pit. Also, here are the conditions that the Tuba's soul binding to me and Eglarbroad is broken: The Void is completely destroyed and removed from existence; The Godmodder dies in every and all universe, no response; and all the vis in the world is drained, as well as the Tubas loosing their magic. Also, if all those conditions are met, the Tubas also become vulnerable. But that will never happen, will it? Oh look, my "guests" have arrived... Hello, Gerbil. Are you ready?
Yes. Ok. Associates, please set up the ritual. Many other people dressed exactly as the first, red-haired red-robed person start setting up a mysterious ritual. Strange eldritch inscriptions create a large circle in the ground. Alchemist's symbols for the elements are drawn on four sides of the circle. Chalk made up of Salis Mundis serve as a tool for creating the figures. Sir, we are ready. Let us begin... They all chant... (Sorry, I have to use Google Translate for this...) Tubae, ludere tunes quasi gloriae magni Null ducit. Upgrade, cum virtute omnibus unica. Esto vigilans et similitudine ostendere. The nearby aura nodes fluctuate... Reserare the power of Null antiquos. Ostende magister vester verbum vocatio Void. The Voidwalker rumbles... Ostendit propter verum music. The Tubas wobble in their place at the center of the ritual, with the people chanting in a circle around the runes. Vincere in Richard. The Godmodder starts to take notice... The fabricam mundi transgreditur. Spacetime distorts at the exact spot the Tubas stand. Sic agetis. Liber vivere. Pure void energy flows out of the voidwalker, into the Salis Mundis lining the ritual. Beams of Vis from the nearby nodes shoot into the Tuba's mycelium focus. Pure essence of Godmodding starts being extracted from Richard himself, flowing into the now powerful ritual... Perdere. For a split second, the powers of Omega tier seep into the ritual. Everything goes on overdrive, funneling everything into the ritual. Everything is drained from my Voided Scepter and Origin Staff(500 of Void, Life Force, and Insanity for Voided Scepter; 800 of all aspects for Origin Staff). A hole in Space and Time is ripped...
Thanks. I'll be sure to call you again if I nee any more... rituals. And with that, Gerbil steps into the rip. 15/15 PART 1 USED. 15/15 PART 2 USED. 15/15 PART 3 USED. Suddenly, all the mystical events happen in reverse, closing the rip. Wind swirls everywhere, leaving only dust. The strange society seems to have disappeared, with the only trace left being a business card labeled... Society of Nothingness INVISIBILUM Ritual of Communication: 🝥🜁🜂🜃🜄⚗ Headquarter Address: 🜚🜔 Rd. 🝓 City. Related Associations: {DATA EXPLUNGED}
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Java Smash - Runtime. Target: Origin Wither.
Void Army ==> Target - Godmodder's Army. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= I think I might have missed someone...
He tells you that you can exit through the canvas that his past self is painting. You do so...
"It looks like I arrived a bit late for the party..."
"I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF IT!!!"
A man wearing a grey cloak enters the battlefield, staring right at Sauron.
Mysterious Stranger
Level: Unknown
Hp: 34713/34713
Attack: Unknown
Defense: Unknown
Intelligence: Unknown
Faith: Unknown
Speed: Unknown
Stealth: Unknown
Skill: Unknown
Power Level: Current analysis shows Power Level is on par with a regular Minecrafter
Status: ERROR: Unknown Status Effect Applied. Analysis has yet to determine effects.
Current Threat Level: Possible Threat
Affiliation: Unknown
OOC: Hello. Sorry if this isn't to your liking. Will only be so temporarily. Yes he has weapons. A sh*t-ton of them. This is just the intro though.
Welcome! Just so you know, this game isn't a roleplay. You don't need to make up your own character to join. Is the Mysterious Stranger your character, or an entity you want summoned? If it's the latter, don't bother. Entities are getting wiped out by superior armies, and the Godmodder would probably just brainwash the Stranger to his side anyway.
Pherix: Flame Crash against the Control Core Tank
Watson: Hydrolic rush at Control Core Tank (high single target damage)
Servos: |H|H|-|
LeiShi: Bite (basic attack) against the Control Core Tank. Chi: 100 *GRACE 1 turn left*
All into 7 dragon roar! charge = 4
All the extras: Attack the Control Core tank
FOR THE NETHER
@Nimble: Go back to present
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
I'm finally ready to post. Time for that surprise. Hope you all like it. I figured we needed something other than just flying from battle to battle, and turns out theres more time left than I thought.
@Insert_Generic: Yes. You could technically do that. Although it would be a terrible idea because there's been only 1 enemy that let you pick its target. Lava blob added!
@fseftr: This battle isn't going to last long enough for the memory test to take effect. What I was going to do was edit my last post and remove the map and then ask you the coordinates of the platform, but the battle is ending this turn anyway... I... I... I can't... just the fact I'm saying this to you tells me that we're both lucid... but I'm strangely limited in what I can do. Sigh... I'm pathetic aren't I? Trapped in my own bloody dream... I'm so weak... I'm sorry for dragging you all into this... I'm... I'm... I'm sorry! Forgive me everyone! He suddenly springs backwards into a corner and covers himself with his tails, whimpering softly. He didn't seem to be talking to you with that last part... The temperature in the room also drops noticeably as well.
@Nimble: Alright. But, you don't have anything to burn, right? The only flammable thing you have is that diary, but I don't think you'd like to burn that.
@Engie: Alright. 9 damage.
The Evil Snowman deals 22 damage to the Shard of Pain thanks to Wilson's Wit while the Steel Gauntlet Heavy heals itself. HarvesteR super charges a kerbal, but I don't actually know what that does. Finally, the Lava Blob deals 14 damage due to Wilson's Wit. The Shard of Pain tries to attack, but its attack ends up bouncing off the Magic Mirror and it kills itself. The cloud shudders and starts to fall apart. It tries to knit itself back together, but fails and eventually is unnoticeable.
The room is suddenly quiet. However, you notice that as you were battling the Shard, cold drafts have started flowing in from the other door (not the one you entered from), covering the stone bricks in a layer of ice. You aren't sure of what to do because Wilson hasn't said anything from the corner he's in. As you all stand around awkwardly, theres a sudden crash that reverberates throughout the building. ... that... thats... the final trail... the reason I left this place... I always knew it would come to this... when I have to fight my guilt... but it is different when the monster actually comes. Do you remember that empty hallway that made me nervous? We have to go back there... The quickest way will be back through the library... As he... thinks... that, there is another crash and the passage way you came through collapses, blocking the way with tons of stone bricks. Awfully convenient for me, the GM huh? Or not... the other way would be through my old home. He motions to the door covered in frost. We can access the vents from there. However... my... emotions... seem to have rendered the place less hospitable. But its the only way through... I'm so sorry everyone...
Now, for the surprise I've been working on for several hours. I call it an IRM challenge. (In Real Minecraft) Basically, I've built a little Minecraft map for you to download and try. Its short. It will take around 10 minutes. It might have terrible bugs, so please tell me if there are any. And also, please don't cheat. So no command, external programs or mods please. http://www.mediafire.com/download/9vavrilwvvg79c3/IRM Event.zip
More specifics about it: it is a parkour/exploration like thingy. You get a score at the end based on how long it took you and how many deaths you had. If you want me to count it, please post it on here exactly as it says (character for character) or take a screenshot of it. Be careful of the cold. Standing on ice or packed ice will wither and slow you. Standing in water will be deadly. However, the redstone blocks are warm and give you regeneration when you stand on them.
Or... you can not bother with that and just stay on the forum. But I encourage you to try my map.
The path ahead is frozen solid, with the exception of a large pool of ice cold water. The water pool completely blocks your path. There's nothing else except for some glaciers on either side and large icicles hanging from the ceiling. How do you try to cross?
Progress: 0/100
Allied Line:
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 34 HP - Action: 1 (fseftr's) Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
[MET] Steel Gauntlet Heavy 30/30 HP - Action: 2 (Engie's) Base damage: 10, ignores damage of less than 10.
[MAG] Magic Mirror 30/30 HP - Action: N/A (Netpatham's) Can meat shield incoming non physical attacks with a chance to reflect them
[MAG] HarveteR 40/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 3 + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP + Krackensbane 10/10 HP - Action: 3 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[FIR] Lava Blob 30/30 HP (Insert_Generic's) - Action: 4 Base damage of 10, hides behind allies.
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[NEU] Wilson 25/40 HP (Shivering, depressed and feeling guilty)
I don't have enough time for this, sorry Nimble.
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x1 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | E R
Edit- The_Nonexistent_TNT: Moonblast? What are you doing?! All the 1337 pros use pixilate hyper voice, WAAAAYYY cooler. (seriously, it has about 22 more power than moon blast. Only downside being it is nearly impossible to get an eevee with both its hidden ability and hyper voice.)
The Man Ender && Divine Plate (The Vulcanizer, 10/11)
Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 9/11)
I quickly snatch up THE ONE RING and fly to the SHRINE OF 2B2T. Cue slam dunking of ring into the lava.
I return to quickly take SAURON'S ARMOR, if possible. It's probably useful in some manner.
After this, I quickly summon a Sylveon and have it use MOONBLAST while I fire from another angle with THE RING DEADER, using one of the drones for another AUTONOMY PARRY! Sorry Engie, but these are semi-expendable, right?
My army shall initiate the attack on the Nexus Battalion/Support Element.
Piono has sadly pocketed the One Ring. It cannot be disposed of now.
You take Sauron's Armor.
Sylveon deals 4,000 damage to a Triple Threat Drone! The Ring Deader deals an additional 4,000 damage!
"NOP3, DON'T C4R3. 1 JU2T C4N'T 233M TO G1V3 4NY GOR1LL42. SORRY."
In other news, I try to shoot Death up with literally every octet, attempting to initiate various nondescript attacks. I then summon the Midnight Crew to keep fighting K4yne's army, and target Death with my own. I then use the White Whaler in Death and spawn the Drillgenerigorg to fight it. I also +1 the Chain.
Orb of Luck (Luck into Altar) 3/??
Sunshining Sucker 4/11
Pumpkinsucker 7/11
The Godmodder flashsteps towards you and creates a sonic boom with his Banhammer, disrupting the octets! You can't use that many octets in one post! You've got a ton of them!
The Midnight Crew drubs a Badass Crimson Lance Engineer senseless, dealing 10,000 damage!
Screaming Alloy 9/10
A alloy of different metals unknown to man. It looks pitch black with a slight purple shimmer. If you were to touch it screams would echo trough your mind and the cold grip of fear touches you. Its a mystery as how to obtain this material. Level 5.
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 5)
I rain creepers into the Paradox Inc Army!
+1 to the chain!
Army:
The #94728 use spew acid on the Sanghelios alliance, the #94725 use Biotoxic Waste on the army of choice, the Multi-Power suit casts Summon stone barrier to protect the army agains counter attacks, the rest attacks the Smash army.
The Man Ender && Divine Plate (The Vulcanizer, 11/11) SCORE!
Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 10/11)
The Sylveon decides to stick around, and I shrug. It's very mellow, but otherwise an average Sylveon in literally all aspects. Who cares?
In any case, I'm starting to get a little hungry...My mind drifts to the SPIRAL SUCKER, who's effects I'm not fully aware of. But, not now!
I unleash SUPER SMASH on PIONO'S sorry godmodding elementally enhanced hide while I charge in with FEAR NO ANVIL, attempting to lock him in a time loop (however temporarily) when he inevitably attempts to block while the TROPHY FIGHTERS get to work on actually harming PIONO for a change.
THE VULCANIZER: A red machine gun attached to the hand. It pulsates with steely energy, and its shots are as heated as lava. Its innocuous double is a red ingot.
It seems that Piono blocks your alchemy attacks.
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SUPER SMASH
Mario, Link, and Pikachu return! Piono stares them down and equips Navitas Nox, strifing them! He uses up 15 Energy cancelling out Pikachu's electric-based attacks and Mario's fire-based attacks, but takes 2 damage from Link's Hylian powers. (Not to mention his spin attacks!) They then leave.
I stare straight at Piono as he pockets the One Ring with a stoic expression. No use in giving him satisfaction.
I twist around, see Richard, and slowly step back, eyeing the summoning circle. Then, I politely ask for the various proprietors of the Youtube variety to aid us in the defeating of Piono.
At the request of Tazz, I ask my Transparent Magic Cueball a question, pointing at Tricky.
What is the weakness of that clown over there? Tricky, I think Eric called him.
Then, I ask my Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball a question.
How, exactly, am I going to obtain the final version of the Hazel Wand?
Two of the things within are the quills of Echidna. So, I had better find a way before the end of the game.
Walking down the halls of this meteor has made you realize something: this place is extremely dark. You like it that way most of the time, but lately... you do not even know. Anyways, you locate the source of the sound in several minutes. A usually unseen door near the computer room. You listen at the gateway for a second, and silently unseal the door, peering within. A large piano is within, as well as the player of all this fantastic music... Navela? Indeed, it is her, in her fancy red Seer of Time ensemble. Actually, sort of. She is, in reality, clothed in a red dress akin to her God-Tier garb, but.. quite different, really. As she finishes the song, you take a step in, and close the door as silently as before. Then, you slowly clap. She turns around, pulling out a weapon, until she realizes it is merely you. Then, she whispers over to you.
Why're you up so metaphorically late? Isn't everybody supposed to be asleep?
Of course, she is grinning.
You know full well I'm an insomniac. As for the question, I am likely here due to the near perfection of the music at hand. ****, really? Did I leave the door open? Just a crack. I do not think you have awoken anybody. So, to appropriate what you've just said, you think I'm a good musician? You are certainly the best one upon this meteor. Thanks. You're welcome.
Hélas, je me suis- Transfiguré Les Pieds.
The two of you laugh at the joke. Then, you walk over to the large table in the center of the room, and sit on one of the benches.
May I listen? Sure.
You listen for what seems like hours, though it is likely just over fifteen minutes. Now would be an excellent time to try out this bottle of... you have no idea... that you alchemized earlier in the day. You grab a mug from the table, and fill it with about a third of the contents of one of the nine bottles you alchemized. Then, you take a slow, long drink.
The Transparent Magic Cueball answers in gibberish...
ASK ECHIDNA.
Uh... To Universe A, I guess?
(What exactly is in the final version of the Hazel Wands?)
Recreating the Master Emerald: 8/11
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = Song of Pain 1/?
Screaming Alloy 10/10
A alloy of different metals unknown to man. It looks pitch black with a slight purple shimmer. If you were to touch it screams would echo trough your mind and the cold grip of fear touches you. Its a mystery as how to obtain this material. Level 5.
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 6)
I deploy a crate containing a wither in the Death's army!
+1 to the chain!
=ACTION=
I quickly build a mountain of chairs over K4yne's Army!
I then use the ARMISTYX in CHAIR-TO-ACID RAYGUN SCYTHE MODE and turn the chairs into acid, horribly burning the army!
=COMMAND=
MCR will use Chair-Railgun on K4yne's Army.
The Splinter Launchers will attack K4yne's Army. (ENERGY USED: 5)
Matchsticks will attack K4yne's Army.
The CHAIR-LEGION will attack K4yne's Army.
I launch a mega laser at the ring. It goes flying into a MYSTERIOUS SHRINE. The shrine teleports it to MORDOR, where it falls in lava (with or without Gollum)
"Well then. I don't know who you people are, or why you are doing what you are doing, but know this."
All 3 drones suddenly explode into a mass of gray energy. Through the mess of gray, the outlines of the drones are barely visible, but they are clearly not damaged in any way.
"THAT TECH IS COPYRIGHTED."
Overworld: I use NUKED on Pherix. The Control Core Tank whirs and shifts to a defensive position, reducing damage taken and counter-attacking enemies that attack it. Triple Threat (the 3 drones) flash-step to the ground and tear into the RTI troops, ripping them apart almost as easily as a single drone of mine ripped apart 12 policemen with laser rifles earlier.
Wilson's Dreamscape: I attach a rope to the Steel Gauntlet Heavy, then have it check the ice to see if it is safe to cross over.
Void: "Tear them apart." I command of my newly-made minions, trying to find something in my inventory.
How do you expect to attack the Core of an Army when its Pawns aren't even dead?
Living, badly mutated wolf through SCP-914 on Very Fine.
Furthest Ring's Dice 2/9
RPLS-SH Re-arming... 5/10
I spray the White Dwarf into the battle liberally, laughing insanely as chaos spreads!
I roll the Chthonic Octave!
The hull failing, the reactor overloading, every important part of the vessel burning, the Anachronism's AI sends one last message; "T4lly ho, good chap5!" and fires the ship's warp drive at thirty thousand percent of safe capacity, pointing directly at the Battlefield.
The colossal ship is a hyperdense cloud of high-energy tachyons moving at forty times the speed of light and accelerating when it impacts the Massive Battle of Armies, spraying ruin in every direction! {Count this as a multitarget attack with each of howevermany targets selected individually as if it where a Very Fine alchemy.}
Living Badly Mutated Wolf > Very Fine = [REDACTED] (Level [REDACTED]: 1/[REDACTED])
WARNING: At this time, no testing of biological matter is allowed. Refer to document 109-B:117. Applying the “Rough” setting to explosive materials is not advised.
- The SCP Wiki, on SCP-914.
I know you were probably fully aware of that and just wanted to see what would happen, but still.
The White Dwarf fires a supernova at the Feline, dealing 10,000 damage!
7-3-2-1-1-8-1-4
A massive mouth belonging to one of the Outer Gods appears from a portal and lowers its gaping maw on the Obsidian Legion, killing 10 Soul Projections!
20/50 The Queen
12/25 Health Care Package
11/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: More burning through the Chair Legion people with Hipppocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: Swallowing a chair Legion unit and throwing it back up at other Chair Legionaires.
forgot, piono gains 120 energy
And about the Nexus army, all unit types have high offense and defense.
@blacksaint: Welcome to DTG, sorry if no one paid attention to your entry, if you hadn't noticed, we're basically in the middle of armageddon
9/11 for Abiit
5/9 for the Crystaljudger
I finish the Ring of Chaos
On the MC Freedom:
Tazz picks up the fallen armor of Sauron, then rushes piono with Super Smash and Fear No Anvil. Piono whips out Navitas Nox, and with an expenditure of 10 energy, then using his various alchemies, tries to fight off the smashers (twin decides damage/energy consumption)
With Sauron gone and Tricky still bouncing his way up to the MC Freedom, the various Youtubers are free to do their thing. In fact, one of them is going to use his special!
BeeBopVox uses Diamonds to you! on piono, bringing up his arms, and spraying a huge stream of diamonds at the rogue player, piono creates a wall of air, using up 20 energy to try and hold back the stream of blue, but finally, the shield breaks, piono is flung backwards by the stream of diamonds and takes 8 damage. BeeBopVox ascends.
Erelye asks his transparent magic cueball Trick'y weakness...
d̄᷇͆ͬ͊᷇̓f͎̠᷇ͫ͋᷇ͬg̈́᷇͗͌͑᷇̌o͇ͤ᷇̈᷇᷅͝u̴᷿̦̅᷇̅᷇l̷̅᷇̃᷇͟ͅk̶᷇͂̾᷇᷈͞n̸̛᷇̒ͥͭ᷇i̡̙̯᷇ͮ᷇᷾ṇ̃᷇ͫ̃᷇̒i̭̬̾᷇᷇̕͜n̯̱̪᷇͒̿᷇f̵̧̛̜͇᷇᷇l͖̯͈᷇͂᷇͘k̲᷇͐̏᷇ͤ͘g̦̳̪ͪ᷇᷈᷇n̐᷇̾̉᷄᷇ͦ
Tricky cackles madly. It seems the magic cueball, regardless of whether it knows the answer, is incapable of answering it.
On the ground:
Engie's drones flash step to the ground... And find themselves up against soldiers that can *gasp* actually stand up to them. The Ragnarok Training Initiative is no joke engie. These guys are wielding modified engietech weapons, and are boosted by improbability drive enhanced training. The commandos, if not the ground troops, are capable of flash stepping as well, and the ground troops are going to be laying doomsday weaponry fire on your drones quite thick. You'll still take some down, but it isn't going to be a curbstomp fight.
RING OF CHAOS: A golden ring with red runes marked all over it. Its user can imbue the ring with his own soul, thus making anyone who wears the ring afterwards controlled by said user. However, since this process involves locking your soul in an inanimate object and leaving your body to be controlled by other sources, this is inadvisable unless you have trusted associates. The process can be reversed by putting the ring back on yourself.
Piono loses 10 Energy!
BebopVox uses Diamonds To You; Piono loses 20 Energy and takes 8 damage! BebopVox ascends.
The Mysterious Stranger leaps into battle against a random single powerful Godmodder-aligned unit [by this, I mean almost like a boss fight, one on one. And no making him target the Godmodder]
The only Godmodder-aligned entities are armies (and the nigh-invincible Subspace Gunship), and there are a lot of individual units in those armies... Is the Mysterious Stranger an entity? I'm still not entirely sure...
Keep attacking, Noob army! Hmmm, how many troops do I have to clear before I can start attack K4yne himself?
I do a standard LONG DIVISION attack with Forge's Light on that injured engineer. I guess I'd best save the other two shots of the cannon for the godmodder's "real" army...
You can start attacking K4yne now!
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LONG DIVISION
Badass Crimson Lance Engineer killed if it isn't already!
I throw a lance at the Chain Meter. A lance... made of BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!eleven!!!!!¡¡!
On the Freedom: I quickly backflip off of the Youtuber I just killed and land on another. I slash him across the neck.
Fourth Wall: Serpent slowly backs away, unaware of the spell's properties. AND... WHY... SHOULD I. TRUST YOU? YOU MIGHT. JUST HAVE HIM. KILL ME. AFTERWARD.
Serpent lifts her Unagi Blade protectively.
It ends up adding the last +1 to the Chain Meter!
The Chain Meter explodes, creating a solid bar of pure energy. ManiacMasteR chucks it onto the chain itself, fusing it with the energies of creation! The chain pulls Oblivion into the pit of light, shrieking... When Oblivion comes out, it seems angrier, but weaker! Its attack and corruption power are greatly weakened! Now it will only be a nuisance...
How long is the cooldown on the spoil i have?
Well, saint if you insist... it doesnt matter to me on what i can do my experiments. *devilish grin*
Recreating the Master Emerald: 9/11
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = Song of Pain 2/?
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 7)
>Combat Tech: Lowdown LVL 10 - Unending on the mysterious stranger!
+1 to the chain!
I teleport behind a foxy animatronic, then I teleport in front of its face and SCREAM LIKE CRAZY! Then, I RIP out all the animatronic parts and stuff them into a human suit! MOO WAH HAH HAH!
And then I shoot it with Arcum Dei, just for the attack bonus.
Foxy Animatronic killed! In the process, you create a Reverse Foxy Abomination. The Godmodder squirms and kills it with fire. It... it was staring at him. With those glassy eyes...
I stare at the "Mysterious Stranger."(sarcastic quotes)
"Well if you're that strong go fight Piono. I'm sure he'll entertain your delusions of grandeur."
Hmmm. "Yo Godmodder. Mind making an Update Terminal regardless? Just for the heck of it." I then shake the Magic Cue Ball and ask it how to fake being a First Guardian.
I summon Dark Mobster Kingpin to fight with the Midnight Crew. I also use all the Trickster troll weapons on Death and drop Jeffing Awesome on it.
Hmmm. Not sure I've actually gotten around to using the Revenge. I start by doing a sweet flip into the air, then slam down, cutting down a large amount of Piono's army. I then cleave through some Soldiers and burn them with my Sick Fires. Wait I mean Green Sun fires. I then fire a blast of pure .jpeg at the Cavalry, causing them to glitch out heavily.
Oh joy, Piono is perpetuating his pseudo-meta-autokismesissitude and saying only *he* can hurt himself. :mspa:
Orb of Luck 4/??
Pumpkinsucker 8/11
Sunshining Sucker 5/11
The Godmodder obliges, but finds something wrong... Apparently, even the Update Terminal is too powerful to just hack into the game!
FIRST GUARDIANS ARE NOT MAGICAL.
That was a riddle. Apparently.
Dark Mobster Kingpin kills 4 Soul Hunters before disappearing!
I fly up to a Fury and preform a ←+A for maximum knockback. The S3 Archailects ditch the Terror Enderdragon's corpse in favor of completely annihilating the Upside-Down Specters with a storm of black holes.
Fort Repair: I abandon the Fort repairs and transfer it over into building a Death Field for Terragen City!
Planet Pushing: 2/7
Death Field: 1/9
6,000 damage to a Fury!
Just so you know, charges' powers are severely weakened...
I walk up to a foxy animatronic and inform him(her?) of its impending obsolesence-because five nights at freddys 2 is apparently out, under the guise of a simple demo.
The Foxy Animatronic isn't scared, because Foxy is back in FNAF2... And he's as bad as ever. Yes, he. All the animatronics are male. Except New Chica, I think, because it DEFINITELY looks feminine. That could be a way to poke fun at all the... art... based on Chica, though.
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: CO:Reacharound on Kayne's army
Blue's Fleet: Target Serpent's army
HMAS Victor: Mini IC Serpent's Army
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man:
Nomblequest: Shoot da enemies
MC Freedom: Chase after Tricky + Below
-Dreamscape-
Dammit, Wilson.
Blue wakes up, grabs a blanket and looks for a pill bottle, then falls back asleep. The point of this was to bring the two items with her. If this works, she'll give them to Wilson. The bottle contains happiness pills. Designed for human use, so may be risky.
-MC Freedom-
Piono.
There's a difference between keeping your promises.
And being trustworthy.
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => REACHAROUND
You expend 9 Pie Filling, 3 Weasel Snot, and a single Elf Tear.
You materialize a supermassive chair made from solar energy! You suplex it towards the Paradox Inc. Army, and the chair is so huge that none of them can dodge in time! However, before it impacts, the chair explodes, creating massive chair fireballs, chair radiation, and chair heat that deals 20,000 damage to a Badass Crimson Lance Engineer!
Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 11/11) Welsh Excalibur, here I come! La la, lala, LAAAAAA!
...
...
...Yep, too hungry now. Can't do anything else on an empty stomach, because HUNGER DAMAGE is still a thing even in GODCRAFT. I fly briefly out of the MC FREEDOM STRIFE ZONE to CATCH A BREAK, taking the super-aloof Sylveon with me. It looked hungry too. However, before I leave, I drop a BUCKET OF 2B2T LAVA over PIONO, obtained when I attempted to grab the ring earlier and flew to the SHRINE, thinking I had it. Hopefully it destroys THE ONE RING, because I really doubt even PIONO will benefit from THE ONE RING. It's better this way!
Once out of the warzone. quickly whip out a NICE MEAL, saving the SPIRAL SUCKER for last. I (and the Sylveon) quickly REVITALIZE MY HUNGER BARS with TASTY SANDWICHES and EXCELLENT BERRIES, as well as a nice canteen of PURIFIED WATER, leaving a half of hunger left to actually consume the SPIRAL SUCKER.
The Sylveon nuzzles up to me as I lick the SPIRAL SUCKER! That's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohboy.
I slip into the fabled peachbirth trance of the jokebollocks, and quake in the foodsandwich throes of the g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goofjester tongues. People do facepalm x2 combos at my inab-b-b-b-bbility to hear perfectly goooooooooood advice over the blasts of war. My blood sugar levels should be LEGITIMATELY LETHAL they are sooooooooooooooooooo high. it is more like my blooood has been replaced with liquid sugar. And, in an explosion of FIERCE IMAGINATIVE ENERGIES, I underg-g-g-g-g-o-o-o-ooooo a phenomenal transformation into...
TRICKSTER MODE.
...Oh boy!
...Hey, that super-serious Spec-Ops Unit kind of got blown up by the TRICKSTER BLAST. HOORAY!
Wait, where'd the Sylveon run off to? Aww, I liked it! I guess I'll find it later, I HAVE ISSUES TO SORT OUT!
The Godmodder stares at you. He thought we were done with this whole Trickster arc! Oh, well. He'll just need to find a way to counteract the Trickster majjyyks. He turns to look at Erelye.
I play the Circle of Fifths. Black tentacles appear around the M.C.Freedom, seemingly eating away all the light around it.
Whorp!
WH0 ST0LE THE LIGHT????????
Captain M8ndfang looks down, seeing a sharp reinforced obsidian needle stabbed through her chest from 8ehind.
0live 0ctet 5/9
Staff of Teleportals && SCP-184 && Circle of Fifths
Circle of Fifths ~~~ Loom
Welcome, TheBlackSaint, and remember to leave your sanity at the door. Also, you can't just challenge an entity to an 1 vs 1. Consider checking out the Alchemiter, which is where you will be making most of your weapons.
10,000 damage to the M.C. Freedom!
Staff of Teleportals && SCP-184 && Circle of Fifths = The Manipuleightr (Level 8: 1/9)
Circle of Fifths ~~~ Loom = The Note Desolation Plays
THE NOTE DESOLATION PLAYS: A scorched conductor's outfit. Its fabric is blood-red.
Actually, you can create weapons on the fly. The game is only limited by your imagnation. But alchemies tend to be more powerful and have cooler effects.
"I'm BAAAAAAACK! Oh, now there's a massive battle? Hey Godmoddder, there's an army I'd like you to meet!" All of a sudden, fleshy drop pods start raining from the sky. They burst open upon impact, revealing various insect like creatures. A large shelled creature with four "claws" sticking up lands and starts deploying little insectiod drones. The Zerg swarm has made planetfall.
Zerg Base (Replenishes soldiers):1/10
Zerg Swarm: Gutza1] The Core: Overmind. (250,000/250,000.) The Fleet: Leviathans. (100,000/100,000. (x6.)The Heavies: Queens. (15,000/15,000. (x40.)) The Artillery: Ultralisks. (8,000/8,000. (x15.))The Calvary: Hydralisks. (3,500/3,500. (x200.)) The Soldiers: Zerglings. (2,500/2,500. (x200.)) The Pawns: Drones. (500/500. (x200.))
As you can see, the zerg units sacrifice quality for quantity. Twin, feel free to rebalance them as necessary.
Also, register me in Pesterchum as "KerbalOverlord".
It's REALLY late to summon armies. But whatever. Zerg Swarm added!
Your Pesterchum initials can only be A, C, G, T or U!
I cast Woegothics on the Nexus troops. Then, I peer down from the edge of the ship, the only noise within range happening to be the static of the Transparent Magic Cueball, thanks to the Improbability Drive. 'Mysterious Stranger?' Hah.
At that, I pull out a small handheld mix of essentia valves, phials, and Node Transducer/Stabilizer hybrids, and twist one of the minuscule valves, placing the device in a safe place. That will come in handy. A small puff of silver smoke is let off by the device just before I seal it away.
I then turn around, and attempt to heal either Vriska, or some of the Minecraftian Rebellion with my Everfull Cosmicfruit Pot.
I grab a Fury and do a wicked 13x hyper mega combo with a mixture of grab+down-tilts and aerial maneuvers. The Upside-Down-Specters are sucked into the Portable Proton-Packs contained on the S3 Archailects.
The mysterious stranger and the shield of awesomeness, eh? Well let's see if that shield actually works.
I take out a pure black pistol and load up 1 glossy black ball as ammo, then set the settings of the gun to SHIELD BREAK MODE. I then fire the gun at the Shield of awesomeness, which then breaks the shield at frightening speed.
"well, too bad it didn't say can't be broken."
Well, it did say that it blocks all attacks sent at it...
I fly over to the Alchemiter and travel thirty seconds into the future to learn what I use to create the Time Travel Implant. I then travel back in time and use the Ender Peal && Chaos Emerald to create it. With the Time Travel Implant created I travel way back in time to give it to myself at the beginning of my "adventure" in GodCraft, completing the loop I mentioned earlier.
(The reason I choose the Ender Pearl and Chaos Emerald is due to the fact that Ender Pearls allow for teleportation, while Chaos Emeralds allow for the manipulation of time)
Planet Pushing: 4/7
Death Field: 3/9
Ender Pearl && Chaos Emerald = Time Travel Implant (Level 4: 1/5)
I activate the spade on Fill 'Em with Midnight, and proceed to fill the Nexus forces (if possible) with midnight. If it is not possible, then I go for the nearest PG entity/army.
The Heretic Grayholdium attack the Nexus guys. Also, did you get my +1 to the chain, Twin?
A massive bolt of black energy appears from the blade, spearing the Nexus Battalion in pure darkness. In other words, you fill them with midnight. You kill 100 RTI Ground Troops!
If I didn't, I'm sorry, but it doesn't matter much now. The Chain's filled.
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine on Kayne's army
Blue's Fleet:
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man:
Nomblequest:
MC Freedom:
Airstrike Beacon AND Picnic Basket 1/?
I take a another look at the GameFAQs guide, which people seem to have forgotten about. I start reading from the beginning, and read as much as Twin feels like writing.
Welcome to the guide. I'm not going to continue that welcome with a long-winded paragraph about how this guide is the best thing since sliced bread, or teleported bread as well. I'll just set the mood to the story that this guide tells. You know, so you realize how much of a hole you've dug yourself into by reading this.
Chances are, if you know about this guide, you know what Minecraft is. Chances are, you'd know what Minecraft is regardless. If you've been paying attention to the news for the past year, you know about the Second Godmodding War. It's all around you. Millions of computers infected by a deadly virus, wars on the verge of starting, governments in complete flux. At times, it can feel almost like a sburban jungle. Wait. Was that too obvious? Whatever.
The biggest question on the public's mind is undoubtedly: "It's just a game! How can this be happening?" Well, if you're still asking that, I've got a news flash for you, buddy! Minecraft is NOT A GAME. It's its own universe. The people who "created" it ended up messing with forces bigger than they could control. They messed up a whole lot of things. They made some bad choices. All of that led to this war, as well as the wars preceding it. The people involved in these wars have stretched the universe to its breaking point, using its powers in insane ways, all for the cause of defeating...
Yeah. You guessed it! The big bad. The Godmodder. This guy's not the only godmodder, and he didn't even invent the art. But he perfected it. As far as godmodding goes, he's the most powerful one around. Powerful enough to cause this damned sburban jungle in the first place. The people who rose up to stop him are the Descendants. Ordinary Minecraft players who ascend to become something greater. Together, they fight as one, driving back the Godmodder's darkness.
Okay, that sounded really cliche. Whatever. Keeping it in, because you know what? I said I'd set a story. I'll set another one, and then it's off to the guide with you.
Picture this. It's the end of the road. Three universes hang in the balance of this climatic battle, this event that will change the tide of this war, probably even end it. All the Descendants are gathered in one spot, one cliff. The skies are purple, and the majority of the Battlefield they fight on has been blasted down to its bedrock foundations. The bodies of all those slain in the previous battle still hang fresh, and a giant block pulsing golden energy descends from the skies. But the powers of the Descendants are depleted. How then, will they stand against this incoming threat? The skies scratch with orchid light. The block stops in front of the players, and then, orchid energy, trails of light, intertwine around it, forming...
...Oh? You want to find out what they're forming? Well, maybe you will if you read through this. Hopefully I've hooked you into reading this guide. And if I have, then welcome aboard. No doubt the internet has gone mad with information over this war. I'll hopefully be a beacon and a compass, a solid rock in this dynamic chaos of GodCraft.
Let's get started, huh?
[Y] The Trifecta
Every story has a setting. The story of this war is so massive and so great, that it moves over the entirety of reality. Even though Minecraft is only one universe, the power of the Descendants can call upon universes beyond and summon entities, items, and whatever the hell they want from them. No wonder multiversal police are getting involved. Anyways, although there are countless universes at play here, there are only really three that matter.
These three universes have been bound together by an unknown force through unknown means, and they're called the Trifecta. Because of their anomalous nature, all three universes interact with each other, their forces heading to the other two in the chain. And its all thanks to this war that they do so! Whatever entity created this Trifecta did so with great cunning. The bonds between these universes are extremely powerful, and not even I fully understand them.
What I do understand is that these bonds allow for mysterious events to take place, noticeably stable time loops. They also allow GodCraft to be affected by these universes, which, trust me, has happened several times, most noticeably in the Homestuck Invasion. Wait. Spoilers. Dammit, pretend you didn't read that last part.
The three universes in the Trifecta are codenamed Universe A, B, and C. Below, you'll find out more information about them all.
Now, the read sections so far are X, Y, Y.A, Y.B, Y.C, Z, and 1.
The shield then reformed, but became grey and lusterless due to the extreme damage from the attack and the explosion.
"Great, now it'll take longer to recharge."
He put away the shield, and took out a Parrying Dagger
Shield of Awesomeness replaced with Parrying Dagger
Passive Effect: Damage reduced by 1/4. Has a 5% chance of avoiding melee damage entirely.
Shield Recharge: 2 Turns
I don't count posts per turn when my posts from earlier disappeared for some odd reason.
Items Required for The Mysterious Stranger's Ultimate Attack:
Loaded Joy Colt [dont ask what it is, it will be explained when he uses his Ultimate Attack]
Soul of Samantha [yet again, don't ask as it will be explained when he uses it]
How to craft Loaded Joy Colt
Empty Joy Colt+12 .50 Cal bullets
Upon consumption of Loaded Joy Colt, Empty Joy Colt will appear in inventory
How to craft Soul of Samantha
Cherished Wedding Ring+Medium's Prayer
Upon use of Soul of Samantha, Cherished Wedding Ring will appear in inventory
How to obtain Medium's Prayer
Due to his Blessed Army Scarf, whenever Mysterious Stranger is damaged for 1000 HP or more, there is a 10% chance that the scarf's ability, Prayer, will activate. NOTE: This CAN stack if he is attacked for 1000 HP or more multiple times.
How to obtain .50 Cal Bullet
Whenever Mysterious Stranger does more than 1000 damage with an attack, he has a 50% chance of a .50 Cal Bullet appearing in his inventory due to his Blessed Army Scarf's OTHER ability.
Mysterious Stranger's Ultimate Attack Effects:
Target Unit is damaged 6 times by 2 .50 Cal Bullets fired from the Loaded Joy Colt, a double barreled .50 Cal double action revolver. Each bullet does a minimum of 250 damage, and a maximum of 5000 damage [unless targeting Godmodder, in that case all attacks would only do 100.] Mysterious Stranger then rushes the Target Unit and, with whatever weapon he was using before using Ultimate Attack in hand, attacks 6 times [if he is dual wielding, weapon in other hand does not count as he will be using both hands with his main hand weapon ], each attack doing 2.5 times more damage than the last from that weapon, followed by a 7th, final attack boosted by the Soul of Samantha item. The seventh attack, instead of just 2.5 times more damage than the last attack, will do a whopping 7 times more damage. Attack Cannot be avoided under ANY circumstances. Any events that would interfere with the attack would happen AFTER the attack unless they happen BEFORE the attack happens that means if he targeted Godmodder, Godmodder would be unable to avoid.] If a unit is guarding the target directly and not through magic, alchemy, etc, then the unit guarding the Target Unit will be targeted instead, but with half of the final damage total being added on to the final damage total, essentially doing 1.5 times the damage it would have done in total.
Status Effects Required for Mysterious Stranger to use Ultimate Attack
Praying
I hope you realize that the Ultimate Attack is VERY overpowered, especially for an entity that hasn't been charged at all. You know what? I'll just assume this is an entity. Mysterious Stranger added!
@tazz: He could probably wield it, but he doesn't plan to. He has something else in mind for the one ring.
10/11 for abiit
6/9 for the Crystaljudger
1/? for Ring of Chaos OR entropic decay in a can
MC Freedom:
Tazz attempts to pour lava on piono, piono pulls out arctoae and freezes it into stone. (-5 energy)
Serpent does her backflip, and the ship jumps, disrupting her landing and messing up her attack.
piono responds to Blue: As far as I can remember, Eric is the only person I have willfully broken a promise to since coming to Godcraft, and as for trustworthy? It depends on if you've earned my trust yet or not.
Blue chases after Tricky, and barely dodges out of the way as the clown comes barreling up from below at high speeds.
ninja appears, wrapping the MC Freedom in tentacles of darkness. Vriska looks down as her avatar is impaled by dark energy. Oh gorilla. That's just unfair. (high damage to CaptainM8ndfang)
piono grins at ninja's actions. Does this mean an alliance?
On the deck, Tricky's return is heralded by the clown smashing through the ship, from bottom to top, ripping a massive hole in the deck.
Piono sees erelye moving over to assist Vriska. He draws Navitas Nox...
and Tricky smashes through the deck of the MC Freedom as piono fires, the shots going wildly far from their intended target. (-10 energy)
Piono drops to the deck. He looks up, then jumps off the deck of the MC Freedom and is whisked away by the winds. He is then seen returning atop one of the Nexus Gunboats, immediately, blasts of fire spray down upon the deck of the MC Freedom, engietech sprays. They are mixed with massive lightning and ice blasts, completely removing the forest that once tore up the deck.
You know what, I'm going to say this:
Everyone! If you can come up with finales for the various minecraftians helping Vriska, feel free to. If you come up with a finale and post it, said minecraftian will automatically use it and ascend.
The list is:
Sacheverell
Sethbling
Vintage Beef
Guude Boulderfist
PauseUnpause
Ethoslab
Old Man Willikers
Vechs (father of CTM maps)
Heliceo (Creator of the Ragecraft CTM series)
Lewis (Yogscast)
Simon (Yogscast)
Ant Venom
Doctor Trayaurus (The Diamond Minecart)
SkyDoesMinecraft (We had his minions at one point, now the budderman himself)
Stampy Long Nose
Captain Sparklez BeeBopVox (Diamonds to you!)
Dan (MC news, not sure what his account is)
Toby (other MC news guy, also don't know his username)
obsessedwizard (Awesome points to anyone who can figure out where the heck he's from or who he is)
Ring of Chaos || Canned Entropic Decay = Exedo (Level 10: 1/11)
Not null because only 2 posts are actually there. Check for yourself. PS I didn't delete them. Since I didn't get rid of them, I don't count them. Thus, I could have had him attack then take out the Parrying Dagger.
This is your fifth post this turn. You are only allowed three per turn.
Pherix: Flame Crash against the Control Core Tank
Watson: Steam blast at Control Core Tank (light AOE)
Servos: |H|H|N|
LeiShi: Bite (basic attack) against the Control Core Tank. Chi: 100 *GRACE ending*
All into 7 dragon roar! charge = 6
All the extras: Attack the Control Core tank
FOR THE NETHER
Arthur: bash Pherix in the face to reduce his HP.
@Nimble: so... is the machinery intact?
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: The only thing dangerous about the water is how cold it is.
@fseftr: I... bu-... I know I'm being stupid! That makes it all the worse! I know I'm just hurting myself. But... this place... I can't keep a strait face anymore! How can you live like that? How can you ignore the weight of all those lives? I've probably hurt far fewer than the square root of how many either you or Engie has hurt. Not only that, but I'm still hating myself even though my guilt was an accident! I think... He pauses for a few seconds, and then suddenly turns to Engie. To be honest... deep down, I envy you. You can just shrug off all thought of the future and past... I don't know how you do it or what you feel, but it would be certainly better than this... Another pause. Ah, anti-depressants... fine... Wilson empties out his bottle of coal dust and then washes it out with the ice cold water. He then takes another scoop and warms it by breathing on it for a while and drinks it with the pills. I don't feel any different... However, the room warms very slightly. +15 progress! (Not many people play the other extreme of remorse. Now I know why: writing Wilson's dialog actually depresses me a bit. But hey! Being depressed worked for Edgar Allan Poe, so it must be a free ticket into better writing.)
@Nimble: I've fixed both of the problems you mentioned. The link is now to an updated version. Nice score by the way. If I'm correct, it took you about 13 minutes with 0 deaths. Having 0 deaths is impressive, especially because I can't complete it without dying at least twice. +60 progress! +1 grand cold gem! +1 mega splash healing potion! You are now up by the vent and can do stuff to help everyone else get across.
The path ahead is iced over, with the exception of a large pool of ice cold water. The water pool completely blocks your path. There's nothing else except for some glaciers on either side and large icicles hanging from the ceiling. How do you try to cross?
Progress: 75/100
Allied Line:
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 20 HP - Action: 1 (fseftr's) Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
[MET] Steel Gauntlet Heavy 27/30 HP - Action: 2 (Engie's) Base damage: 10, ignores damage of less than 10.
[MAG] Magic Mirror 28/30 HP - Action: N/A (Netpatham's) Can meat shield incoming non physical attacks with a chance to reflect them
[MAG] HarveteR 39/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 2 + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP *2 + Krackensbane 10/10 HP - Action: 3 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[FIR] Lava Blob 29/30 HP (Insert_Generic's) - Action: 4 Base damage of 10, hides behind allies.
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[NEU] Wilson 30/40 HP (depressed and feeling guilty)
Where was I with this stuff... ah. Page 7
We've been hearing rumors of a devastating war being fought some distance from here. Apparently it is between a person who calls himself the "Godmodder" and all who oppose him. This facility should be far enough away to be safe. Science has a higher propose than picking sides in our petty wars. Now, we've moved a brewing stand into the containment area along with some basic supplies and some of our more basic, visual alchemy explanations. We often find random potions around the brewing stand. Most of the potions are nothing more than colored water, but it is interesting seeing a mind unburdened by experience at work. He seems willing to try absolutely anything and is going through the supplies at an impressive speed. The book abruptly ends here. There are more pages left, but they are all blank. When I read that journal... thats all there was in there... But not long after I read that... this... happened. He motions back towards the rubble blocking the library passage.
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x1 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | E
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Death, and use High Noon on it.
I travel to the Shrine of 2B2T and teleport a large amount of lava to Piono's general location. And by a large amount I mean all of it. Pyrrhic Victory achieved, we can all go home now.
If Piono godmods that away for some weird reason I just teleport lava into the pocket containing the One Ring, or point out that he really *shouldn't* have pockets as a Minecraftian? Wait is he? I'm kind of confused by his annoying personal arc. Whatever. I promptly take out Lil' Cal, then stare into his wonderful eyes in an attempt to know his innermost secrets. If I somehow fail to be possessed by Lord English/Caliborn I just use Lil' Cal on Piono. And on the record I think the Curse should also apply to his energy output.
Pumpkinsucker 9/11
Sunshining Sucker 6/11
Orb of Luck 5/??
\/\/\/\/ Joy, more RP. I stab the "Mysterious Stranger" with the Roleplay Slayer's Halberd, killing him instantly and stopping any attempts at roleplay he might try. Nah, just the first part.
Dumping a ton of lava on piono wouldn't do anything! The Ring (the only thing that can be truly affected by the lava) is in his inventory...
Lil' Cal's eyes are cold and dim... It seems the Scratch prevented him from truly becoming one with Lord English. Yet he still retains his own powerful curse majjyyks. You use Lil' Cal on Piono regardless!
Can I point out that I've I didn't start out with items, that my character would have been mauled the moment I fought something big considering how far into this I showed up???
Logic.
BTW I intend on him dying later, but not before he causes something BIG to happen.
Staff of Teleportals && SCP-184 && Circle of Fifths 2/X
SCP-184 ~~~ Loom
Whorp!
A figure appears in front of the Mysteriuos Stranger, wearing a big, nice hat. As about everyone that have evergazed upon such a beautiful headpiece, he has trouble ignoring the glory and simply looking at the face under the hat. When he finally gathers enough willpower to look down from it, he sees an enderman face, a black tuxedo with lots of stars on it, and an equally starry blue belt. In his hands the figure holds what appears to be a metallic spear, with a big spearhead shaped like a swordfish. The spearhead has many strange bitemarks, and a keyboard curls around the spear like a helix. A faint ticking noise can be heard from the spear, wich also gives off a strong scent of salmiak. The figure is taller than a player, but still too short to be an ordinary enderman.
NinjaV: Welcome to the Anti-Godmodders. Feel at home, stab some Pro-Godmodders, and check out the Alchemiter. Also, a cloak won't do it if you want to appear mysterious. You will need a big hat and a tuxedo for that. Like
(That's not me, but I have her hat and tuxedo.)
The Stranger's cloak suddenly teleports into the figure's hand.
NinjaV: But first, you need to pass the introductory ritual. It's simple: It's simply Calvinball with daggers. And piranhas. And hats. And stab wounds. And potatoes. Lots of potatoes. And more daggers.
The figure's face breaks up in a rare enderman smile.
NinjaV: No, just kidding. We don't actually have an introductory ritual.
That would be awesome, though.
7,500 damage to a Badass Crimson Lance Engineer!
SCP-184 ~~~ Loom = Construction Outfit
CONSTRUCTION OUTFIT: An outfit worn by construction workers.
"Good sir, the cloak was just because I like cloaks. I've been biding my time, waiting for the right moment."
He then smiled.
"And who says I'm with the Anti-Godmodders??? Yes, I will wage war against the Godmodder, and yes, I will help the Anti-Godmodders, but I have my own plans. I intend on bringing some old friends into the mix..."
He revved up the chainsaw part of his sword.
"And if you want to know who my old friends are, I'll tell you..."
He began twitching.
"I represent three factions made into one: The Trolls, the Freaks and Monsters, and the Outcasts have all banded together to form The Third Army: a force dedicated to claiming a large piece of land specifically for us and us alone. We intend on getting rid of the Godmodder, but then we request a large portion of the already generated land so that we might have places to call our own. You understand why we want this, yes???"
OOC: buh-buh-buh-BOMBSHELL!!!
This is the eighth time you've posted this turn.
Another faction? We've already got enough of those. Unless this is just a fancy way of saying you're Neutral...
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: BT:Colormatic on Kayne's army
Blue's Fleet:
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man:
Nomblequest: Shoot, Stab, and Repeat
MC Freedom: Below
Airstrike Beacon AND Picnic Basket 2/?
-Dreamscape-
You do realize that we aren't trapped in this dream with you, right?
I mean, I just left and came back a minute ago.
You're the only one in any real trouble.
So who are you feeling guilty for?
I don't ignore the weight of all those lives.
All I'll say is... this is a pleasant dream for me.
But I do what I have to do.
For the good of the many.
Frankly, being sad about it would be a waste of my time.
I would hope you haven't hurt the square root of the amount of people I have.
That would likely approach the billions.
Trust me, you don't want to be like me.
You probably shouldn't overreact so much either.
But a sense of empathy provides more benefits than drawbacks.
At least in most situations.
-MC Freedom-
Fseftr dual wields two copies of Ultramarine, and spams in the general area of Tricky.
Overworld: I use DECIMATION on Pherix. Two drones from Triple Threat continue tearing through the RTI troops, because it doesn't matter how much training you have, when you're being smashed around by living tanks that can shrug off planet-destroying explosions and outpace fighter jets, you're being smashed around by living tanks that can shrug off planet-destroying explosions and outpace fighter jets. Training doesn't make a human being any less squishy.
Wilson's Dreamscape: I turn to glare at Wilson. "The only reason I can ignore all of the lives I have destroyed is because it's in my nature. The way I work means that if I felt sorry for my victims, I'd very likely die of starvation. At my power level, a death like that can take upwards of 10 million years. I haven't decided to exist for 832 billion years just to die a slow, agonizing death like that. You should not envy anything about me. Especially not something like that." I then turn back to the iced-over path. Hold on. Ice. I have an idea. I then carve a number of ice statues out of the ice.
MCF Freedom: The free drone from Triple Threat flash-steps back onto the MCF Freedom, then flash-steps again. It does not reappear for some time, but when it does, it suddenly grabs Piono by the back of the neck and throws him into the roof, following up the throw with a gray pulse of energy. (Just for reference, the grab took 0.003 milliseconds. A normal human being takes about 0.2 seconds to process an event, let alone react to it. Death Battle figured a Power Ranger to have a reaction time of 0.006 seconds, or about 6 milliseconds. Hoorah for flash-step attacks. The pulse, fortunately for Piono, is not quite as fast.)
I throw a SHARKBRONYSUPERMAN64TUBANADO at the Godmodder.
The Godmodder uses a Simplificatinator to separate the SHARKBRONYSUPERMAN64TUBANADO into its parts! He disposes of the shark by using Batman's shark repellent on it, he disposes of the brony by eating a pony, causing him to cry, he disposes of Superman 64 by showing it the Batman: Arkham games (at the opposite end of the spectrum from S64, since they were critically acclaimed, not panned), disposes of the tuba with a piano, and disposes of the -nado with a -icane!
Nimbleguy, your third post should be here, but it glitches the editor out and was the source of my troubles, so I'm not including it.
You know what insert, you're starting to get offensive. Just because I blocked a bunch of your attacks is no reason to be rude.
@blacksaint: It doesn't work like that. You can't just begin posting and expect to big and important. First you have to learn how to play by doing stuff, and gradually you gain power and influence as you figure out the nuances of the plot. Not a single person has successfully hijacked the story to any extent without having been playing at least a month or two.
Anyway, since twin seems to be preoccupied, I'll due some more summarizing of events on the MC Freedom:
Insert dumps incredibly huge quantities of lava over piono, piono, not on the bobbing mega-ship, is bale to freeze the lava (-15 energy because of the large amount) and the obsidian flies off into the storm. Lava cannot be poured over the ring, as the action of pocketing it was really just me ascribing a visual action to piono putting it in his inventory for dramatic effect.
And then insert uses Lil' Cal on piono.
It won't affect energy usage...
Because piono has been cursed, his energy isn't going to do him very much good.
piono crumples up, apparently arguing with something in his head, or trying to beat the curse out of himself.
CaptainM8ndfang nods to several others and the group all jump up onto the gunboat. Piono, occupied with the curse, is unable to block the sudden barrage of attacks. AntVenom and SkyDoesMinecraft take swords to piono, dual-combobing him, Simon wails on him with an oversized battleaxe. Piono finally comes back out of the stupor right as he hits 1 health, draws Ircucvci, and begins dodging and weaving between the three, in a short period, takes all three down (those three now have only 2 respawns left) in short order with fatality blows from Ircucvci.
He is then spun around from behind, and backhanded with extreme prejudice by CaptainM8ndfang, who grabs Ircucvci, and slams it through piono's chest, dumping him off the edge of the gunboat. Bye. :::;D
Meanwhile, Blue is trying desperately to kill Tricky, Tricky is bouncing around the deck, smashing into various youtubers, and dodging pretty much every shot. He does do one thing of note: CaptainM8ndfang jumps off of the gunboat back onto the MC Freedom, and prepares to dodge out of the way of another fire blast... and gets bashed right into the firing line by a high-speed stop sign to the face.
Engie reappears on the deck of the MC Freedom, but discovers that piono is not going to respawn until the round after next, and so has no one to target.
Piono's down temporarily, now to deal with the air support element that's closed in on the MC Freedom and is now unloading everything the six ships have onto the deck (half damage goes to killing combatants, half damage goes to the MC Freedom, yes, that would be all five gunboats and the missileboat).
((Just so you know insert, that tactic isn't going to work a second time, he'll be ready for it.))
Piono loses 15 energy!
Lil' Cal completely disables Piono's Energy! He takes 19 damage!
3 Minecraft Rebels killed! They use up respawns!
Piono killed! He will use up a respawn!
2 damage to CaptainM8ndfang!
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to the Feline! It Corrupts the Beldam by 10%!
The Control Core Tank will counterattack enemies! Spiderbite's Army kills all remaining Soul Hunters! The F6 Tornado deals 25,000 damage to the M.C. Freedom! The Nexus Battalion kills 200 Soldier Platoons! Blue's Fleet kills a Living Shadow! The Foresaken kills a Lesser Ranch Dressing Elemental, 5 Type 36 Ghosts, all remaining Waddle Dees, and 20 Darknuts! They are also protected from counterattacks!
Matchsticks deals 11,000 damage to a Badass Crimson Lance Engineer! The Master Chair Redux (and Splinter Launchers) kill the Engineer! All remaining AG entities kill 16,000 Minecraftians!
The Perfectly Generic Army kills a Living Shadow! Ire's Chair Legion deals 40,000 damage to the Badass Crimson Lance Engineer! The Noob Army finishes it off! The Heretic Grayholdium kills 600 RTI Ground Troops! The Army of Choice finishes them all! The Terragen Civilization deals 40,000 damage to an Upside-Down Specter, and 4 Thaumic Drones are killed in retaliation! The Homelands destroy 30 Danmaku Miniguns! The Obsidian Legion deals 30,000 damage to a Living Shadow! The Zerg Swarm deals an additional 15,000 damage!
The Subspace Gunship seems to make a dull humming noise... The Godmodder kills the Feline, Reincarnating it! He then deals 20,000 damage to a Triple Threat Drone!
The Paradox Inc. Army kills 20 Twitchy Infantries! The Godmodder's summoning circle glows bright red, and then flashes in white light! It disappears. The Godmodder /gives himself a chair, some sunglasses, and some popcorn. He sits down on the chair and eats the popcorn. One of the Minecraftians asks the Godmodder why he has sunglasses on, and he points over to the slowly growing white dot in the sky. It encompasses the entire sky in a matter of seconds, lightning crackling all around the server! Everyone is forced to shut their eyes as they feel giant things dropping from the sky...
Armybuster Mechs added! These entities are superpowered against armies... And they seem to run on... animatronic technology. Are you ready?
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Defeat both Pro-Godmodder Armies!
> AGs: Defeat Spiderbite's Army! It has a lot of troops.
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat all Anti-Godmodder Armies!
> PGs: Defeat Spiderbite's Army! It has a lot of troops.
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Music Box: [H] Heh: III
God Cat: [N] HP: 50,000/100,000. Cuteness Overload: III
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Planet Cracker Guns. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Danmaku Miniguns. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x66.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Mecha-Spiders. 6,600/6,6000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Deadly Tops. 3,300/3,300 HP. (x94.)
Team Microsoft Cloud Army: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] The Core: Ultra-Dai Microsoft Cloud. 650,000/650,000 HP. The Fleet: X-Gunzans. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Idea-Bots. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x8.) The Artillery: Microsoft Ultra Halo Robotic Drill. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Meme Teamers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] The Core: Spiderbite's Guard. ???/??? HP. The Monster: M.C. Freedom. 445,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Multiversal Battleships. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Mecha Platoons. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Wizard Circles. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Soldier Platoons. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x313.) The Pawns: Minecraftians. 19/20 HP. (x447,000.)
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M.C. Freedom Deck: Tricky the Clown: ???/??? HP. Weakness: ???. Piono: 0/20 HP. 0 Energy. Respawns: III Minecraft Rebellion: 20/20 HP. (x19.) Respawns: III III III III CaptainM8ndfang: 2/20 HP. All the Luck: I Respawns: III Triple Threat Drones: 30,000/50,000. (x3.)
Nexus Battalion: [pionoplayer] The Monster: Nexus Missileboat. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Nexus Gunboats. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Type A5 Mag Agents. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Advanced G0L3M Units. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x30.) The Calvary: RSF Supressors. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: RTI Commandos. 500/500 HP. (x1,000.)
Blue's Fleet: [fseftr] The Core: HMAS Victor. 750,000/10,000,000 Shields. The Fleet: HMAS Amplifier & Magnifier. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Super Suits. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Satellite Weapons. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Elite Drones. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x21.)
The Foresaken: [XDGrangerDX] The Cores: Mechanical Twin. 300,000/300,000 HP. Mutated Twin. 300,000/300,000 HP. The Fleet: Experiment #94728. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavy: Multi-Powersuit. 200,000/200,000 HP. The Artillery: Experiment #94725. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Experiment #35674. 9,000/9,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Oozing Constructs. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Flesh Blobs. 2,000/2,000. (x100.)
Infernal Skeleton Titan: [AG] HP: 125,000/150,000. Regeneration: III Deathly Dance: III Skellington Maneuver: IIIIII
The Feline: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Reincarnations: III Corruption: 50%.
The Beldam: [AG] HP: 114,000/130,000. Dollmaker: III Corruption: 10%.
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Soldiers: Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x19.) Alchemy Alteration Field: 80,000/100,000 HP.
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Augmented Ire. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Master Chair-Barrage. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x9.) The Calvary: Twitchy Infantry. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x14.) Chairstorm Finale: III
Crusade of Stál: [RagnoRock987654321] The Core: Knotr of Konun. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Stál's Paladins. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Herk of Stál. 10,000/10,000 (x40.) The Carrier: Stálpunk's Brun. 200,000/200,000. The Calvary: Riddari. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Stálcarl. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x96.)
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Calvary: Horseriding Noobs. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Lumberjack Noobs. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x100.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Tentacular Inkstreams. 10,000/10,000 (x70.) The Soldiers: Archnecromancers. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Ranch Dressing Elemental Engineers: 6,000/6,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x99.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: Locked.
Smash Army: [Goomba98] The Core: Master Core: 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Kihunters: 60,000/60,000. (x9.) The Heavies: Boom Stompers: 30,000/30,000. (x20.) The Artillery: Roturrets: 5,000/5,000. (x50.) The Cavalry: Devil Cars: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Darknuts: 5,000/5,000. (x80.)
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 600,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Void Masters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Void Clouds: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x40.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 600,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: HEX-Bot Models. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Thaumic Battlebots. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Thaumic Drones. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x12.)
Terragen Civilization: [OverlordXcano] The Core: AI God. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: S3 Archailect. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborg. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Calvary: Nanotech Beings. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Automated War Vests. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Army of Terraria: [jondanger23] The Core: Terrarian Core. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Enraged Planteras. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Normal Planteras. 30,000/30,000. (x15.) The Artillery: Space Dolphins. 10,000/10,000. (x10.) The Calvary: Skeletron Snipers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Skeletron Primes. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Gunsmiths. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x44.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 26,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 10,000oC.) MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Servos: HHN), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 100.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages. 2,000/2,000 HP. (x50.) The Calvary: AXIS Powersuits. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x70.) The Soldiers: Elemental Finches. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x150.) The Pawns: Nanobots 1/1 HP. (x29,970.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 600,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Enderman Warriors. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x125.) The Pawns: Soul Projections. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x80.) Want You Gone: III
Army of Platius: [zerithos] The Core: The THOR. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Bombers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Mortars. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Artillery: White Nexi. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Towers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x20.) The Soldiers: Drone Armada. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Sangheilos Alliance: [Aegis-A095] The Core: CSO-Class Supercarrier. 700,000/700,000 HP. The Fleet: CAS Assault Carriers. 400,000/400,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: CCS Battlecruisers. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Super-Heavy Plasma Mortars. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Type 52 Phantom Gunships. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Type 26 Wraiths. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Type 36 Ghosts. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x95.)
Zerg Army: [gutza1] The Core: Overmind. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Fleet: Leviathans. 100,000/100,000. (x6.) The Heavies: Queens. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x40.) The Artillery: Ultralisks. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Hydralisks. 3,500/3,500 HP. (x200.) The Soldiers: Zerglings. 2,500/2,500 HP. (x200.) The Pawns: Drones. 500/500 HP. (x200.)
C-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 300,000/300,000. Tick Tock: III
Z-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 400,000/400,000. Infestation: III
SJ-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 600,000/600,000. Moonsetter: III
MC-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 350,000/350,000. Sunshaker: III
W-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 450,000/450,000. Witching Hour: III
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 600,000/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 600,000/600,000. Dead Man's Volley: III
EN-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 750,000/750,000. Game Over: III
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 88/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 288,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 20,000/50,000 HP. (x10.)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 110,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x17.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 50. (On the M.C. Freedom.)
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oh ya, Blanksaint, something else. The game is ending. Quite soon actually. So, if I were you, I'd just play the game normally. You see all those big armies? Right now you can summon up one of your own for free and bash it into other people's armies. Save your planned story arc for the probable DTG3, because if you try to do it now, you'll most likely run out of time. The sidequest I'm running right now for people is my grand finale for Wilson's story arc (my sidekick character I made several months ago). And I'm even running a little short on time right now.
=EXECUTE=
Master Chair Redux starts to shake rapidly. The Chair-Orb begins to ascend from the back.
It then fuses itself with the railgun, and fires into the air.
"Finally, REINCARNATION TIME! All I need to do is kill him and then I'm back with a normal body!"
A massive beam, similar to that of a beacon looms above the battlefield.
The Chair-God is forcibly teleported down towards the Battlefield, incapable of speaking.
"Wow, he's tougher than expected. Very high HP."
"Guess I should kill him indirectly."
I then, using a bunch of chairs, forcibly conscript him into my army!
"I hope he dies."
(Augmented Ire will be replaced with the Chair-God, getting +100k MAX HP and changing Chairstorm Finale to Chairstorm Ascension.)
=STORY=
Ikea had engaged in an epic battle with the Chair-God.
After scoring a huge blow on the Chair-God's mouth, Ikea was surprised to find that the Chair-God had suddenly vanished.
As everyone knows, (if you study Chair Geography) LOCAA is on the same planet as Tabletopia, on the opposite side.
Without the Chair-God in the way, Ikea proceeded to take all of LOCAA, and add it to Tabletopia's Empire, thus taking over the entire planet.
The Land of Chairs is no more...
...but Ire doesn't know this yet.
The Mysterious Stranger is just supposed to be a filler character until the third one of these happens. If it doesn't, why not make a thread where after this all ends, the server stayed, and everyone was happy, until The Third Army got a new leader. The new leader began waging war against the Third Army's allies. Meanwhile, one teenage girl is the only one who knows why the Third Army had to get a new leader. She starts playing Minecraft to take out the new threat.
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The final version of the Hazel Wand/Wands is composed of what I have now, the Quills of Echidna, a Stabilized Entropic Transfuser, a Miniature Green Sun, a legendary sword (preferably Caledfwlch, but any will do) and a few hundred Salis Mundus.
Miniature Green Sun 10/11
Baroqueback Bowtier 5/6
I clone a Suicide Seed. These are very useful-looking. Perhaps... yes. I do Entropy Ingot && Chaos Pearl && Valved Essentia Tubing && Infinity Rune (Order) 1/???.
I point out that the finales of Messirs Brindley and Lane would likely have something to do with the Enterprise, chemistry, and explosives/digging holes, Jaffa Cakes, and corgis, respectively. They would be called something along the lines of Half a Door and Hole Diggers.
Then, I spin around, pulling out the Quills once more. I fire two blasts of white energy at Piono with them, and then link said blasts to the Green Sun, causing an exceptional amount of green plasma to strike Piono, or be dodged in some flavor-text filled manner. Either way, it is good for me; I like reading exemplary descriptions. Anyways, I then swish the Quills of Echidna as they fire the Green Sun-infused blasts, twisting them in the air. This gives me the reason to place a Homing curse on them, as well as a slightly less-needed semipermeability alteration. This alteration allows the blasts to pass through everything, leaving it unharmed, except for the target. The target is, of course, Piono himself.
I look at Richard, contemplating his request.
Sure. That is it, though. I will do naught else but keep the jokebollocks at bay, do you hear me?
Ask Echidna? I activate my universe-transcending powers from Sburb to enter Universe A, duly noting that I could have asked the Echidna in my own universe, and that Bill is here as well. Meh.
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Pherix: Flame Crash against the Control Core Tank
Watson: Hydro Cloud - A massive cloud forms over the Control Tank's Miniguns and starts pouring rain down on it. The rain falls faster than normal gravity would allow, being sped up by steam power. Suddenly, Watson dashes out of it surrounded in water and crashes into the Miniguns, both bashing them and water logging them.
Servos: |-|-|-|
LeiShi: Tremor against the Control Tank's Miniguns. (light AOE) Chi: 35
7 dragon roar: charge = 6
All the extras: Attack the Control Core tank
@Nimble: Okay, head over there and take a look.
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Fseftr: I... know that. The potion's grip isn't as strong on you. Thats not my guilt. Well, it is a little. I'm sorry for kind... I'm usually pretty good and holding in my emotions... but when I crack, I shatter... He pauses until you finish saying the rest of your text. Dream? Do you mean this dream is a pleasant one? or... what? And... how can hurting at least 1 * 10^18 people be good for the many? Surely those are the many, right? Or... Am I failing at having a sense of scale?... Like many other things... Maybe I've hurt the logarithm of how many you've hurt... Like I said, this isn't the guilt of one hour, this is over a year of guilt... And I'm only approaching my second birthday... This place is too much... I can't help it!
@Engie: Ah... eh... He averts his eyes down for a while, speechless. If... If... If I was you... I'd take the death over hurting so many people. I'd prefer to die myself rather than live knowing how many I'm hurting... But... I guess I cannot know your mind. We're all different... but some weaker than others... He sighs and then shudders and shrinks backwards slightly. I feel very scared now... I'm sharing part of my mind with two people who openly admit to being mass murderers... I'll fit right in... You... make statues I guess? Alright, sure.
@Nimble: If you wake up, you'll be free to grab random stuff and bring it with you. However, everything foreign to Wilson's dream (such as you) are weakened significantly. (So, fseftr, you basically gave Wilson placebos.) So the heaters spark and splutter, but heat the ice up slightly. +15 progress! You show Wilson the photo. Once he recognizes it, he sobs and looks away. No... please... That was my home, and I destroyed it. Thats my pain... my nightmare... I killed this place... along with everyone in it... dead... gone... Killed by my arrogance... I thought I could stop it... How idiotic of me...
IRM event http://www.mediafire.com/download/9vavrilwvvg79c3/IRM Event.zip
I have plans for 1 more IRM event, and it involves some actual combat. So thats why I asked for in game names, so I can give each player a custom gear set based on what they've done in the side quest.
All entities take some damage from passing time.
The path ahead is iced over, with the exception of a large pool of ice cold water. The water pool completely blocks your path. There's nothing else except for some glaciers on either side and large icicles hanging from the ceiling. How do you try to cross?
Progress: 90/100
Allied Line:
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 10 HP - Action: 1 (fseftr's) Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
[MET] Steel Gauntlet Heavy 26/30 HP - Action: 2 (Engie's) Base damage: 10, ignores damage of less than 10.
[MAG] Magic Mirror 27/30 HP - Action: N/A (Netpatham's) Can meat shield incoming non physical attacks with a chance to reflect them
[MAG] HarveteR 38/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 1 + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP *3 + Krackensbane 10/10 HP - Action: 3 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[FIR] Lava Blob 28/30 HP (Insert_Generic's) - Action: 4 Base damage of 10, hides behind allies.
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[NEU] Wilson 32/40 HP (depressed and feeling guilty)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x1 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | E R
I throw a SHARKBRONYSUPERMAN64TUBANADO at the Godmodder.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Also, stop being rude. Like, seriously.
Lastly, don't godmod against other players. In the battlefield, fine, but not against other players.
/null
2/10 New Horizons
13/? The Thing
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): Wake up, get heaters and infinate power. Also, get a camera. Go back to sleep, then string the heaters everywhere. Also, take a picture of the tree and hand it to Wilson, trying to cheer him up. I then put a heater next to Wilson, too.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): \Idle...
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Brass Tacks - Jazz Hands. Target: Origin Wither.
Void Army ==> Target - Godmodder's Army.
Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Go to The Cogworks and check!
Yes.
$> =
OHWAIT
$> =
DON'T
$> =
NO-
$> =
I ENABL-
$> >
INTERRUPT 0 HANDLED. DIVISION BY 0 ERROR HANDLED. SETTING... DONE.
I think you just gained a mustache...
+999 'Stach!
Utterly useless...
[quote=fseftr;/members/fseftr;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=16763]-snip-
Nomblequest: Shoot, Stab, and Repeat
-snip- 5 The Destroyers killed!
@blacksaint: It doesn't work like that. You can't just begin posting and expect to big and important. First you have to learn how to play by doing stuff, and gradually you gain power and influence as you figure out the nuances of the plot. Not a single person has successfully hijacked the story to any extent without having been playing at least a month or two.
Anyway, since twin seems to be preoccupied, I'll due some more summarizing of events on the MC Freedom:
Insert dumps incredibly huge quantities of lava over piono, piono, not on the bobbing mega-ship, is bale to freeze the lava (-15 energy because of the large amount) and the obsidian flies off into the storm. Lava cannot be poured over the ring, as the action of pocketing it was really just me ascribing a visual action to piono putting it in his inventory for dramatic effect.
And then insert uses Lil' Cal on piono.
It won't affect energy usage...
Because piono has been cursed, his energy isn't going to do him very much good.
piono crumples up, apparently arguing with something in his head, or trying to beat the curse out of himself.
CaptainM8ndfang nods to several others and the group all jump up onto the gunboat. Piono, occupied with the curse, is unable to block the sudden barrage of attacks. AntVenom and SkyDoesMinecraft take swords to piono, dual-combobing him, Simon wails on him with an oversized battleaxe. Piono finally comes back out of the stupor right as he hits 1 health, draws Ircucvci, and begins dodging and weaving between the three, in a short period, takes all three down (those three now have only 2 respawns left) in short order with fatality blows from Ircucvci.
He is then spun around from behind, and backhanded with extreme prejudice by CaptainM8ndfang, who grabs Ircucvci, and slams it through piono's chest, dumping him off the edge of the gunboat.
Bye. :::;D
Meanwhile, Blue is trying desperately to kill Tricky, Tricky is bouncing around the deck, smashing into various youtubers, and dodging pretty much every shot. He does do one thing of note: CaptainM8ndfang jumps off of the gunboat back onto the MC Freedom, and prepares to dodge out of the way of another fire blast... and gets bashed right into the firing line by a high-speed stop sign to the face.
Engie reappears on the deck of the MC Freedom, but discovers that piono is not going to respawn until the round after next, and so has no one to target.
Piono's down temporarily, now to deal with the air support element that's closed in on the MC Freedom and is now unloading everything the six ships have onto the deck (half damage goes to killing combatants, half damage goes to the MC Freedom, yes, that would be all five gunboats and the missileboat).
((Just so you know insert, that tactic isn't going to work a second time, he'll be ready for it.))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Nope, you are wrong Twin.
I'm having editor troubles. Ignore the above post. Also, ignore the fact that half of this post is missing. I'll get to that later.
Exactly. A fight for control. There can be only one.
Got it for the player/entity thing.
Sauron isn't dead yet! The ring hasn't been destroyed...
...Oh. Sauron killed! The Forces of Mordor crumble to dust.
Nexus Battalion added!
The Origin Wither is dead!
Welcome! Just so you know, this game isn't a roleplay. You don't need to make up your own character to join. Is the Mysterious Stranger your character, or an entity you want summoned? If it's the latter, don't bother. Entities are getting wiped out by superior armies, and the Godmodder would probably just brainwash the Stranger to his side anyway.
Piono has sadly pocketed the One Ring. It cannot be disposed of now.
You take Sauron's Armor.
Sylveon deals 4,000 damage to a Triple Threat Drone! The Ring Deader deals an additional 4,000 damage!
The Godmodder flashsteps towards you and creates a sonic boom with his Banhammer, disrupting the octets! You can't use that many octets in one post! You've got a ton of them!
The Midnight Crew drubs a Badass Crimson Lance Engineer senseless, dealing 10,000 damage!
The White Whaler fires, killing a Soul Hunter!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GENERIC STORM - DRILLGENERIGORG
3 Soul Hunters killed!
Luck >o< = Orb of Light (Level 2: 3/3)
ORB OF LIGHT: An orb as bright as the sun. Everything seems to go its way.
+1 Chain Power! The chain glows cyan. It resonates with energy. The earth around it shakes.
6,000 damage to a Badass Crimson Lance Engineer!
+1 Chain Power! The chain glows sky blue. It seems to become raw energy. The earth around it cracks.
THE VULCANIZER: A red machine gun attached to the hand. It pulsates with steely energy, and its shots are as heated as lava. Its innocuous double is a red ingot.
It seems that Piono blocks your alchemy attacks.
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SUPER SMASH
Mario, Link, and Pikachu return! Piono stares them down and equips Navitas Nox, strifing them! He uses up 15 Energy cancelling out Pikachu's electric-based attacks and Mario's fire-based attacks, but takes 2 damage from Link's Hylian powers. (Not to mention his spin attacks!) They then leave.
The Transparent Magic Cueball answers in gibberish...
Uh... To Universe A, I guess?
(What exactly is in the final version of the Hazel Wands?)
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = The Painchimer (Level 10: 1/11)
(It's what you want. Trust me.)
3 Soul Hunters killed!
+1 Chain Power! The chain glows cobalt. It echoes with holy might. The earth around it falls into an abyss. Light shines from it.
Badass Crimson Lance Engineer killed!
Piono has the One Ring!
5,000 damage!
How do you expect to attack the Core of an Army when its Pawns aren't even dead?
Living Badly Mutated Wolf > Very Fine = [REDACTED] (Level [REDACTED]: 1/[REDACTED])
WARNING: At this time, no testing of biological matter is allowed. Refer to document 109-B:117. Applying the “Rough” setting to explosive materials is not advised.
- The SCP Wiki, on SCP-914.
I know you were probably fully aware of that and just wanted to see what would happen, but still.
The White Dwarf fires a supernova at the Feline, dealing 10,000 damage!
7-3-2-1-1-8-1-4
A massive mouth belonging to one of the Outer Gods appears from a portal and lowers its gaping maw on the Obsidian Legion, killing 10 Soul Projections!
10,000 damage to all entities!
2 Twitchy Infantries killed!
4 Twitchy Infantries killed!
You lack the Sacred Items required to use that command!
RING OF CHAOS: A golden ring with red runes marked all over it. Its user can imbue the ring with his own soul, thus making anyone who wears the ring afterwards controlled by said user. However, since this process involves locking your soul in an inanimate object and leaving your body to be controlled by other sources, this is inadvisable unless you have trusted associates. The process can be reversed by putting the ring back on yourself.
Piono loses 10 Energy!
BebopVox uses Diamonds To You; Piono loses 20 Energy and takes 8 damage! BebopVox ascends.
The only Godmodder-aligned entities are armies (and the nigh-invincible Subspace Gunship), and there are a lot of individual units in those armies... Is the Mysterious Stranger an entity? I'm still not entirely sure...
2 Twitchy Infantries killed!
Master Chair-Barrager killed!
You can start attacking K4yne now!
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LONG DIVISION
Badass Crimson Lance Engineer killed if it isn't already!
It ends up adding the last +1 to the Chain Meter!
The Chain Meter explodes, creating a solid bar of pure energy. ManiacMasteR chucks it onto the chain itself, fusing it with the energies of creation! The chain pulls Oblivion into the pit of light, shrieking... When Oblivion comes out, it seems angrier, but weaker! Its attack and corruption power are greatly weakened! Now it will only be a nuisance...
Minecraft Rebel killed! He uses up a respawn.
3 turns. You can check in the Spoils section at the bottom of this post, or alternatively, in the OP.
I'm not even sure if the Mysterious Stranger is an entity! I mean, he has HP, but... it has all this other stats that don't make much sense.
Foxy Animatronic killed! In the process, you create a Reverse Foxy Abomination. The Godmodder squirms and kills it with fire. It... it was staring at him. With those glassy eyes...
+5,000 HP!
3,000 Minecraftians killed! What, you think they won't mind your genocide if you say you're sorry?
6,000 damage to the Beldam!
The Godmodder obliges, but finds something wrong... Apparently, even the Update Terminal is too powerful to just hack into the game!
That was a riddle. Apparently.
Dark Mobster Kingpin kills 4 Soul Hunters before disappearing!
15,000 damage to a Living Shadow!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 HELLA DICEROLL - JEFFING AWESOME
3 Soul Hunters killed!
Piono's army? He's got three.
6,000 damage to a Fury!
Just so you know, charges' powers are severely weakened...
The Foxy Animatronic isn't scared, because Foxy is back in FNAF2... And he's as bad as ever. Yes, he. All the animatronics are male. Except New Chica, I think, because it DEFINITELY looks feminine. That could be a way to poke fun at all the... art... based on Chica, though.
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => REACHAROUND
You expend 9 Pie Filling, 3 Weasel Snot, and a single Elf Tear.
Foxy Animatronic killed!
The Ion Cannon kills a Soul Hunter!
> Irecreeper: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CHAIR-CRACKER - CHAIRNOVA
You materialize a supermassive chair made from solar energy! You suplex it towards the Paradox Inc. Army, and the chair is so huge that none of them can dodge in time! However, before it impacts, the chair explodes, creating massive chair fireballs, chair radiation, and chair heat that deals 20,000 damage to a Badass Crimson Lance Engineer!
Poke.
The Godmodder stares at you. He thought we were done with this whole Trickster arc! Oh, well. He'll just need to find a way to counteract the Trickster majjyyks. He turns to look at Erelye.
Spec-Ops Unit?
The Forces of Mordor are dead!
10,000 damage to the M.C. Freedom!
Staff of Teleportals && SCP-184 && Circle of Fifths = The Manipuleightr (Level 8: 1/9)
Circle of Fifths ~~~ Loom = The Note Desolation Plays
THE NOTE DESOLATION PLAYS: A scorched conductor's outfit. Its fabric is blood-red.
Actually, you can create weapons on the fly. The game is only limited by your imagnation. But alchemies tend to be more powerful and have cooler effects.
The fireball encompassed the entire Battlefield... But whatever.
It's REALLY late to summon armies. But whatever. Zerg Swarm added!
Your Pesterchum initials can only be A, C, G, T or U!
If this summons something from FNAF2, the Godmodder's brainwashing it. Just warning you. Music Box added!
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => WOEGOTHICS
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item.
250 RTI Ground Troops killed!
6,000 damage to a Fury!
I'm not even sure if Robo-K4yne is being used anymore, but you cut him up anyways!
Well, it did say that it blocks all attacks sent at it...
Ender Pearl && Chaos Emerald = Time Travel Implant (Level 4: 1/5)
A massive bolt of black energy appears from the blade, spearing the Nexus Battalion in pure darkness. In other words, you fill them with midnight. You kill 100 RTI Ground Troops!
If I didn't, I'm sorry, but it doesn't matter much now. The Chain's filled.
A small flame war starts in chat, but it dies down quickly.
On what?
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
12,000 damage to a Badass Crimson Lance Engineer!
Airstrike Beacon && Picnic Basket = The Picnicslayer (Level 2: 1/3)
[X] The Introduction
Welcome to the guide. I'm not going to continue that welcome with a long-winded paragraph about how this guide is the best thing since sliced bread, or teleported bread as well. I'll just set the mood to the story that this guide tells. You know, so you realize how much of a hole you've dug yourself into by reading this.
Chances are, if you know about this guide, you know what Minecraft is. Chances are, you'd know what Minecraft is regardless. If you've been paying attention to the news for the past year, you know about the Second Godmodding War. It's all around you. Millions of computers infected by a deadly virus, wars on the verge of starting, governments in complete flux. At times, it can feel almost like a sburban jungle. Wait. Was that too obvious? Whatever.
The biggest question on the public's mind is undoubtedly: "It's just a game! How can this be happening?" Well, if you're still asking that, I've got a news flash for you, buddy! Minecraft is NOT A GAME. It's its own universe. The people who "created" it ended up messing with forces bigger than they could control. They messed up a whole lot of things. They made some bad choices. All of that led to this war, as well as the wars preceding it. The people involved in these wars have stretched the universe to its breaking point, using its powers in insane ways, all for the cause of defeating...
Yeah. You guessed it! The big bad. The Godmodder. This guy's not the only godmodder, and he didn't even invent the art. But he perfected it. As far as godmodding goes, he's the most powerful one around. Powerful enough to cause this damned sburban jungle in the first place. The people who rose up to stop him are the Descendants. Ordinary Minecraft players who ascend to become something greater. Together, they fight as one, driving back the Godmodder's darkness.
Okay, that sounded really cliche. Whatever. Keeping it in, because you know what? I said I'd set a story. I'll set another one, and then it's off to the guide with you.
Picture this. It's the end of the road. Three universes hang in the balance of this climatic battle, this event that will change the tide of this war, probably even end it. All the Descendants are gathered in one spot, one cliff. The skies are purple, and the majority of the Battlefield they fight on has been blasted down to its bedrock foundations. The bodies of all those slain in the previous battle still hang fresh, and a giant block pulsing golden energy descends from the skies. But the powers of the Descendants are depleted. How then, will they stand against this incoming threat? The skies scratch with orchid light. The block stops in front of the players, and then, orchid energy, trails of light, intertwine around it, forming...
...Oh? You want to find out what they're forming? Well, maybe you will if you read through this. Hopefully I've hooked you into reading this guide. And if I have, then welcome aboard. No doubt the internet has gone mad with information over this war. I'll hopefully be a beacon and a compass, a solid rock in this dynamic chaos of GodCraft.
Let's get started, huh?
[Y] The Trifecta
Every story has a setting. The story of this war is so massive and so great, that it moves over the entirety of reality. Even though Minecraft is only one universe, the power of the Descendants can call upon universes beyond and summon entities, items, and whatever the hell they want from them. No wonder multiversal police are getting involved. Anyways, although there are countless universes at play here, there are only really three that matter.
These three universes have been bound together by an unknown force through unknown means, and they're called the Trifecta. Because of their anomalous nature, all three universes interact with each other, their forces heading to the other two in the chain. And its all thanks to this war that they do so! Whatever entity created this Trifecta did so with great cunning. The bonds between these universes are extremely powerful, and not even I fully understand them.
What I do understand is that these bonds allow for mysterious events to take place, noticeably stable time loops. They also allow GodCraft to be affected by these universes, which, trust me, has happened several times, most noticeably in the Homestuck Invasion. Wait. Spoilers. Dammit, pretend you didn't read that last part.
The three universes in the Trifecta are codenamed Universe A, B, and C. Below, you'll find out more information about them all.
Now, the read sections so far are X, Y, Y.A, Y.B, Y.C, Z, and 1.
I hope you realize that the Ultimate Attack is VERY overpowered, especially for an entity that hasn't been charged at all. You know what? I'll just assume this is an entity. Mysterious Stranger added!
20,000 damage to Foxy!
Ring of Chaos || Canned Entropic Decay = Exedo (Level 10: 1/11)
Piono loses 15 Energy!
10 damage to Vriska!
This is your fifth post this turn. You are only allowed three per turn.
4,000 damage to Pherix!
2 damage to the Subspace Gunship!
What he just did (walking away from the explosion) was godmodding...
This is your sixth post this turn.
I was busy.
The Constructs are instantly destroyed by the Curse of Reptitiveness™!
2 Soul Hunters killed!
Soul Hunter killed!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CLOCKBREAKER - HIGH NOON
3 Soul Hunters killed!
Dumping a ton of lava on piono wouldn't do anything! The Ring (the only thing that can be truly affected by the lava) is in his inventory...
Lil' Cal's eyes are cold and dim... It seems the Scratch prevented him from truly becoming one with Lord English. Yet he still retains his own powerful curse majjyyks. You use Lil' Cal on Piono regardless!
Mysterious Stranger killed!
Redstone Dust && Iron Ingot = Redstone Ingot
Redstone Ingot || Gold Foil = Goldstone Ingot (Level 3: 1/4)
Plasma Heater added to alchemy supplies!
This is the seventh time you've posted this turn.
7,500 damage to a Badass Crimson Lance Engineer!
SCP-184 ~~~ Loom = Construction Outfit
CONSTRUCTION OUTFIT: An outfit worn by construction workers.
This is the eighth time you've posted this turn.
Another faction? We've already got enough of those. Unless this is just a fancy way of saying you're Neutral...
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COMPLEMENTARY - COLORMATIC
Foxy Animatronic killed!
The Godmodder uses a Simplificatinator to separate the SHARKBRONYSUPERMAN64TUBANADO into its parts! He disposes of the shark by using Batman's shark repellent on it, he disposes of the brony by eating a pony, causing him to cry, he disposes of Superman 64 by showing it the Batman: Arkham games (at the opposite end of the spectrum from S64, since they were critically acclaimed, not panned), disposes of the tuba with a piano, and disposes of the -nado with a -icane!
Nimbleguy, your third post should be here, but it glitches the editor out and was the source of my troubles, so I'm not including it.
Piono loses 15 energy!
Lil' Cal completely disables Piono's Energy! He takes 19 damage!
3 Minecraft Rebels killed! They use up respawns!
Piono killed! He will use up a respawn!
2 damage to CaptainM8ndfang!
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to the Feline! It Corrupts the Beldam by 10%!
The Control Core Tank will counterattack enemies! Spiderbite's Army kills all remaining Soul Hunters! The F6 Tornado deals 25,000 damage to the M.C. Freedom! The Nexus Battalion kills 200 Soldier Platoons! Blue's Fleet kills a Living Shadow! The Foresaken kills a Lesser Ranch Dressing Elemental, 5 Type 36 Ghosts, all remaining Waddle Dees, and 20 Darknuts! They are also protected from counterattacks!
Matchsticks deals 11,000 damage to a Badass Crimson Lance Engineer! The Master Chair Redux (and Splinter Launchers) kill the Engineer! All remaining AG entities kill 16,000 Minecraftians!
The Perfectly Generic Army kills a Living Shadow! Ire's Chair Legion deals 40,000 damage to the Badass Crimson Lance Engineer! The Noob Army finishes it off! The Heretic Grayholdium kills 600 RTI Ground Troops! The Army of Choice finishes them all! The Terragen Civilization deals 40,000 damage to an Upside-Down Specter, and 4 Thaumic Drones are killed in retaliation! The Homelands destroy 30 Danmaku Miniguns! The Obsidian Legion deals 30,000 damage to a Living Shadow! The Zerg Swarm deals an additional 15,000 damage!
The Subspace Gunship seems to make a dull humming noise... The Godmodder kills the Feline, Reincarnating it! He then deals 20,000 damage to a Triple Threat Drone!
The Paradox Inc. Army kills 20 Twitchy Infantries! The Godmodder's summoning circle glows bright red, and then flashes in white light! It disappears. The Godmodder /gives himself a chair, some sunglasses, and some popcorn. He sits down on the chair and eats the popcorn. One of the Minecraftians asks the Godmodder why he has sunglasses on, and he points over to the slowly growing white dot in the sky. It encompasses the entire sky in a matter of seconds, lightning crackling all around the server! Everyone is forced to shut their eyes as they feel giant things dropping from the sky...
Armybuster Mechs added! These entities are superpowered against armies... And they seem to run on... animatronic technology. Are you ready?
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Defeat both Pro-Godmodder Armies!
> AGs: Defeat Spiderbite's Army! It has a lot of troops.
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat all Anti-Godmodder Armies!
> PGs: Defeat Spiderbite's Army! It has a lot of troops.
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Music Box: [H] Heh: III
God Cat: [N] HP: 50,000/100,000. Cuteness Overload: III
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Planet Cracker Guns. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Danmaku Miniguns. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x66.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Mecha-Spiders. 6,600/6,6000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Deadly Tops. 3,300/3,300 HP. (x94.)
Team Microsoft Cloud Army: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] The Core: Ultra-Dai Microsoft Cloud. 650,000/650,000 HP. The Fleet: X-Gunzans. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Idea-Bots. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x8.) The Artillery: Microsoft Ultra Halo Robotic Drill. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Meme Teamers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] The Core: Spiderbite's Guard. ???/??? HP. The Monster: M.C. Freedom. 445,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Multiversal Battleships. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Mecha Platoons. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Wizard Circles. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Soldier Platoons. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x313.) The Pawns: Minecraftians. 19/20 HP. (x447,000.)
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M.C. Freedom Deck: Tricky the Clown: ???/??? HP. Weakness: ???. Piono: 0/20 HP. 0 Energy. Respawns: III Minecraft Rebellion: 20/20 HP. (x19.) Respawns: III III III III CaptainM8ndfang: 2/20 HP. All the Luck: I Respawns: III Triple Threat Drones: 30,000/50,000. (x3.)
Nexus Battalion: [pionoplayer] The Monster: Nexus Missileboat. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Nexus Gunboats. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Type A5 Mag Agents. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Advanced G0L3M Units. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x30.) The Calvary: RSF Supressors. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: RTI Commandos. 500/500 HP. (x1,000.)
Blue's Fleet: [fseftr] The Core: HMAS Victor. 750,000/10,000,000 Shields. The Fleet: HMAS Amplifier & Magnifier. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Super Suits. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Satellite Weapons. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Elite Drones. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x21.)
The Foresaken: [XDGrangerDX] The Cores: Mechanical Twin. 300,000/300,000 HP. Mutated Twin. 300,000/300,000 HP. The Fleet: Experiment #94728. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavy: Multi-Powersuit. 200,000/200,000 HP. The Artillery: Experiment #94725. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Experiment #35674. 9,000/9,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Oozing Constructs. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Flesh Blobs. 2,000/2,000. (x100.)
Matchsticks: [AG]
Master Chair Redux: [AG] HP: 102,000/170,000. Splinter Launchers: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x4.) Chair-Orb: 30,000/30,000 HP. Chair Railgun: III Power: IIIIIIIIII
Infernal Skeleton Titan: [AG] HP: 125,000/150,000. Regeneration: III Deathly Dance: III Skellington Maneuver: IIIIII
The Feline: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Reincarnations: III Corruption: 50%.
The Beldam: [AG] HP: 114,000/130,000. Dollmaker: III Corruption: 10%.
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Soldiers: Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x19.) Alchemy Alteration Field: 80,000/100,000 HP.
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Augmented Ire. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Master Chair-Barrage. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x9.) The Calvary: Twitchy Infantry. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x14.) Chairstorm Finale: III
Crusade of Stál: [RagnoRock987654321] The Core: Knotr of Konun. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Stál's Paladins. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Herk of Stál. 10,000/10,000 (x40.) The Carrier: Stálpunk's Brun. 200,000/200,000. The Calvary: Riddari. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Stálcarl. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x96.)
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Calvary: Horseriding Noobs. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Lumberjack Noobs. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x100.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Tentacular Inkstreams. 10,000/10,000 (x70.) The Soldiers: Archnecromancers. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Ranch Dressing Elemental Engineers: 6,000/6,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x99.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: Locked.
Smash Army: [Goomba98] The Core: Master Core: 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Kihunters: 60,000/60,000. (x9.) The Heavies: Boom Stompers: 30,000/30,000. (x20.) The Artillery: Roturrets: 5,000/5,000. (x50.) The Cavalry: Devil Cars: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Darknuts: 5,000/5,000. (x80.)
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 600,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Void Masters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Void Clouds: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x40.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 600,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: HEX-Bot Models. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Thaumic Battlebots. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Thaumic Drones. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x12.)
Terragen Civilization: [OverlordXcano] The Core: AI God. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: S3 Archailect. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborg. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Calvary: Nanotech Beings. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Automated War Vests. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Army of Terraria: [jondanger23] The Core: Terrarian Core. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Enraged Planteras. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Normal Planteras. 30,000/30,000. (x15.) The Artillery: Space Dolphins. 10,000/10,000. (x10.) The Calvary: Skeletron Snipers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Skeletron Primes. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Gunsmiths. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x44.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 26,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 10,000oC.) MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Servos: HHN), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 100.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages. 2,000/2,000 HP. (x50.) The Calvary: AXIS Powersuits. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x70.) The Soldiers: Elemental Finches. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x150.) The Pawns: Nanobots 1/1 HP. (x29,970.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 600,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Enderman Warriors. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x125.) The Pawns: Soul Projections. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x80.) Want You Gone: III
Army of Platius: [zerithos] The Core: The THOR. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Bombers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Mortars. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Artillery: White Nexi. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Towers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x20.) The Soldiers: Drone Armada. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Sangheilos Alliance: [Aegis-A095] The Core: CSO-Class Supercarrier. 700,000/700,000 HP. The Fleet: CAS Assault Carriers. 400,000/400,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: CCS Battlecruisers. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Super-Heavy Plasma Mortars. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Type 52 Phantom Gunships. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Type 26 Wraiths. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Type 36 Ghosts. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x95.)
Zerg Army: [gutza1] The Core: Overmind. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Fleet: Leviathans. 100,000/100,000. (x6.) The Heavies: Queens. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x40.) The Artillery: Ultralisks. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Hydralisks. 3,500/3,500 HP. (x200.) The Soldiers: Zerglings. 2,500/2,500 HP. (x200.) The Pawns: Drones. 500/500 HP. (x200.)
C-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 300,000/300,000. Tick Tock: III
Z-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 400,000/400,000. Infestation: III
SJ-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 600,000/600,000. Moonsetter: III
MC-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 350,000/350,000. Sunshaker: III
W-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 450,000/450,000. Witching Hour: III
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 600,000/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 600,000/600,000. Dead Man's Volley: III
EN-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 750,000/750,000. Game Over: III
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 88/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 288,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 20,000/50,000 HP. (x10.)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 110,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x17.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 50. (On the M.C. Freedom.)
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III DISABLED (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
21 Hog Slop
29 Elf Tears
19 Pie Filling
7 Weasel Snot
oh ya, Blanksaint, something else. The game is ending. Quite soon actually. So, if I were you, I'd just play the game normally. You see all those big armies? Right now you can summon up one of your own for free and bash it into other people's armies. Save your planned story arc for the probable DTG3, because if you try to do it now, you'll most likely run out of time. The sidequest I'm running right now for people is my grand finale for Wilson's story arc (my sidekick character I made several months ago). And I'm even running a little short on time right now.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
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Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
/sarcasm.
I was talking about the double update, and a couple other things.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Do You Think I Care!?
Who was that? ... Huh. I throw an axe at a few Lumberjack Noobs.
The music box gets a little slower....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
>11 animatronics
>well then
=CHARGE=
-15 / 15- MCR: Summon Chair-God -> EXECUTE.
-11 / 50- Glitch
+2 to Modpack
=EXECUTE=
Master Chair Redux starts to shake rapidly. The Chair-Orb begins to ascend from the back.
It then fuses itself with the railgun, and fires into the air.
"Finally, REINCARNATION TIME! All I need to do is kill him and then I'm back with a normal body!"
A massive beam, similar to that of a beacon looms above the battlefield.
The Chair-God is forcibly teleported down towards the Battlefield, incapable of speaking.
"Wow, he's tougher than expected. Very high HP."
"Guess I should kill him indirectly."
I then, using a bunch of chairs, forcibly conscript him into my army!
"I hope he dies."
(Augmented Ire will be replaced with the Chair-God, getting +100k MAX HP and changing Chairstorm Finale to Chairstorm Ascension.)
=STORY=
Ikea had engaged in an epic battle with the Chair-God.
After scoring a huge blow on the Chair-God's mouth, Ikea was surprised to find that the Chair-God had suddenly vanished.
As everyone knows, (if you study Chair Geography) LOCAA is on the same planet as Tabletopia, on the opposite side.
Without the Chair-God in the way, Ikea proceeded to take all of LOCAA, and add it to Tabletopia's Empire, thus taking over the entire planet.
The Land of Chairs is no more...
...but Ire doesn't know this yet.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
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Miniature Green Sun 10/11
Baroqueback Bowtier 5/6
I clone a Suicide Seed. These are very useful-looking. Perhaps... yes. I do Entropy Ingot && Chaos Pearl && Valved Essentia Tubing && Infinity Rune (Order) 1/???.
I point out that the finales of Messirs Brindley and Lane would likely have something to do with the Enterprise, chemistry, and explosives/digging holes, Jaffa Cakes, and corgis, respectively. They would be called something along the lines of Half a Door and Hole Diggers.
Then, I spin around, pulling out the Quills once more. I fire two blasts of white energy at Piono with them, and then link said blasts to the Green Sun, causing an exceptional amount of green plasma to strike Piono, or be dodged in some flavor-text filled manner. Either way, it is good for me; I like reading exemplary descriptions. Anyways, I then swish the Quills of Echidna as they fire the Green Sun-infused blasts, twisting them in the air. This gives me the reason to place a Homing curse on them, as well as a slightly less-needed semipermeability alteration. This alteration allows the blasts to pass through everything, leaving it unharmed, except for the target. The target is, of course, Piono himself.
I look at Richard, contemplating his request.
Sure. That is it, though. I will do naught else but keep the jokebollocks at bay, do you hear me?
Ask Echidna? I activate my universe-transcending powers from Sburb to enter Universe A, duly noting that I could have asked the Echidna in my own universe, and that Bill is here as well. Meh.
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Wow. He must be very devoted to have been that anguished about it.
Calm down. It wasn't that important.
I'mso sorry aaaaahh,!
HIC!
He regains his composure.
Imnot going blow it again!!
It really wasn't... can't you just promise to never do this again?
He nods. All is silent for a few minutes.
Naveva, perrhapsh we could go on a walk?
Um... Sure?
He stumbles a bit getting up. How much did he drink?
Watson: Hydro Cloud - A massive cloud forms over the Control Tank's Miniguns and starts pouring rain down on it. The rain falls faster than normal gravity would allow, being sped up by steam power. Suddenly, Watson dashes out of it surrounded in water and crashes into the Miniguns, both bashing them and water logging them.
Servos: |-|-|-|
LeiShi: Tremor against the Control Tank's Miniguns. (light AOE) Chi: 35
7 dragon roar: charge = 6
All the extras: Attack the Control Core tank
@Nimble: Okay, head over there and take a look.
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Fseftr: I... know that. The potion's grip isn't as strong on you. Thats not my guilt. Well, it is a little. I'm sorry for kind... I'm usually pretty good and holding in my emotions... but when I crack, I shatter... He pauses until you finish saying the rest of your text. Dream? Do you mean this dream is a pleasant one? or... what? And... how can hurting at least 1 * 10^18 people be good for the many? Surely those are the many, right? Or... Am I failing at having a sense of scale?... Like many other things... Maybe I've hurt the logarithm of how many you've hurt... Like I said, this isn't the guilt of one hour, this is over a year of guilt... And I'm only approaching my second birthday... This place is too much... I can't help it!
@Engie: Ah... eh... He averts his eyes down for a while, speechless. If... If... If I was you... I'd take the death over hurting so many people. I'd prefer to die myself rather than live knowing how many I'm hurting... But... I guess I cannot know your mind. We're all different... but some weaker than others... He sighs and then shudders and shrinks backwards slightly. I feel very scared now... I'm sharing part of my mind with two people who openly admit to being mass murderers... I'll fit right in... You... make statues I guess? Alright, sure.
@Nimble: If you wake up, you'll be free to grab random stuff and bring it with you. However, everything foreign to Wilson's dream (such as you) are weakened significantly. (So, fseftr, you basically gave Wilson placebos.) So the heaters spark and splutter, but heat the ice up slightly. +15 progress! You show Wilson the photo. Once he recognizes it, he sobs and looks away. No... please... That was my home, and I destroyed it. Thats my pain... my nightmare... I killed this place... along with everyone in it... dead... gone... Killed by my arrogance... I thought I could stop it... How idiotic of me...
IRM event
http://www.mediafire.com/download/9vavrilwvvg79c3/IRM Event.zip
I have plans for 1 more IRM event, and it involves some actual combat. So thats why I asked for in game names, so I can give each player a custom gear set based on what they've done in the side quest.
All entities take some damage from passing time.
The path ahead is iced over, with the exception of a large pool of ice cold water. The water pool completely blocks your path. There's nothing else except for some glaciers on either side and large icicles hanging from the ceiling. How do you try to cross?
Progress: 90/100
Allied Line:
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 10 HP - Action: 1 (fseftr's)
Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
[MET] Steel Gauntlet Heavy 26/30 HP - Action: 2 (Engie's)
Base damage: 10, ignores damage of less than 10.
[MAG] Magic Mirror 27/30 HP - Action: N/A (Netpatham's)
Can meat shield incoming non physical attacks with a chance to reflect them
[MAG] HarveteR 38/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 1 + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP *3 + Krackensbane 10/10 HP - Action: 3 (Gerbil's)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[FIR] Lava Blob 28/30 HP (Insert_Generic's) - Action: 4
Base damage of 10, hides behind allies.
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[NEU] Wilson 32/40 HP (depressed and feeling guilty)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x1 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
E
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There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = The Painchimer (Level 10: 3/11)
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 8)
>Combat Tech: Lowdown LVL 10 - Unending on the MCFreedom!
Army: The mechanical twin uses Concentrated Laser... #94725 use biotoxic waste on the Heretic Grayholdium, the rest attacks the noob army.
INVENTORY
The Jargon Machine of Inexplicable Garbage Jargon Language
1/30
Gaming Dispenserifle && Potion of Instability
1/??
At least I hope people haven't stolen those things...