I order the swarm to Zerg Rush the C-Mech. Also, I expose the C-Mech to whatever the hell is at the bottom of SCP-87. I pull out an EMPTY CANISTER(another alchemy ingredient) out of my TARDIS-based bag of holdingbackpack ((Yeah that doesn't really fit in with Lothyra's stuff. Retcons ho!). "Ok, time to fill this tin can up with some Helium-3.
Helium-3 Mining: 1/10
I launch into orbit with my rocket.
The black figure explores the Anti-Godmodder Base. Eventually, it finds Opelspeedster's section. And with it, a Mun rocket just like all the Kerbal Space Program players make. Perfect. Just needs a bit of modifications... and there. The figure climbs in. The rocket lifts off from the AG Base in a tower of smoke and fire. All the players in the Battlefield see a shining light, and hear a titanic roar as the rocket punches through all the layers of the atmosphere, jettisoning stages all the way. Finally, it reaches space. It shuts down its engines, points toward the horizon, and waits. Half a minute passes, then...
Ap0aps1s r3ach3d. Shutt1ng d0wn 3ng1n3s.
The rocket fires its engines a second time. Thirty more seconds pass.
Wow, if this keeps up Vriska might be my acting character for a little while...
Twin, if that happens, let me know what's going to trigger Vriska being unable to access Godcraft anymore so I can have her suddenly go AFK (with out without warning depending on the situation)
Insert, you don't apologize to piono in universe (not trying to be testy, just going to explain something. If the tone is condescending, irritable or something similar, sorry, its not on purpose), my and piono are, believe it or not, completely different. I, as a poster and a person, am not a character. Apology accepted though. Sorry for overreacting.
I really love you taking advantage of that typo, I really wish piono had respawned already for that attack to go through... Ah well.
8/9 for the Crystaljudger
3/11 for Exedo
Scythe OR life magic 1/? (kinda ironic huh?)
MC Freedom:
Vriska receives the Orb of Light... Ooh 8oy. Thanks... I'm gonna have fun!
Then granger's wind blast hits the MC Freedom and knocks everyone over. Doctor Trayaurus falls off the side and dies, using up his first respawn.
Tazz rockets up at Tricky. Tricky turns around and slams his sign into tazz just as tazz brings up his lolly and they smack each other at the same time... right as insert turns Tricky dark....
This can't be good.
Tricky has gone TRICKSTERDARK!!!
Vriska looks up. Oh gorilla. What did you do!?!?
Tricky, now super-powered, keeps a proper hold on his stop-sign. The stop sign does go to the HMAS Victor, Tricky just follows it and slams into the side of the HMAS Victor, blasting it with a massive rain of Tricksterdark energies.
Vriska hurriedly stands up and directs everyone to kill the clown. The minecraftians all fire at Tricky, but random tentaclepops and rainbowshadows keep blocking everything. Vriska uses the fluorite octect attempting to get Tricky (don't give her ancestral awakening, that's All the Luck)
((Adamantium Door && Cheap Sword) && Chaotic Octect) >=Zillymiter=<! (2/?)
The Vulcanizer >=Zillymiter=<?! (2/?)
Sauron's Armor >=Zillymiter=<! (2/?)
Whoa, Army busters?!
In my zillied-up state, I'm far too cheery to make much worry of it-however, being a very good multitasker, I generate two CANDY CANE BATTLEAXES in my hands with my very empowered IMAGINATION STAT. I throw one at the MECH CREEPER, and wield the other against TRICKY/DARK TRICKY.
The Army of Choice's 'orders' to attack the NEXUS BATTALION stand.
A piece of cheese appears on the battlefield. It smells horrible. And, for some reason, is glowing with Dairy elemental energy. Yes, that is a thing now.
Overworld: I use DECIMATION on the Homelands army. The Control Core Tank whirs and unleashes a huge wave of attacks on the Homelands army. Triple Threat unite on the MC Freedom.
Dreamscape: The ice sculptures suddenly animate. I gesture to the pool of water. The ice sculptures nod, then smash pieces out of the glaciers on each side, carrying them over to build a bridge. I deploy a Rancho Relaxo. "A trillion people is not a very large number of people. That's somewhere along the low end of a small galaxy of people. So no, they're not the many. Although, you're probably right on the mass murderer thing. Considering how many galaxies are in a single universe..." I appear thoughtful for a moment. "Come to think of it, I've probably accidentally killed more than a few galaxy eaters."
MC Freedom: The drones have some trouble due to the giant magnet, but one of them flash-steps, bringing back a dunk tank. The second drone then blasts Tricky to put him in stasis, and the final drone places Tricky on the part of the dunk tank that drops when the target is hit. All three of the drones then take turns shooting at the target.
Noxinfinityx2combo...
Well. Twin, can I sacrifice my army for the special hidden right in front of your eyes? The one in my Core, that is.
I contemplate fighting Dark Tricky(whoops Tricksterdark Tricky now), then just use Carcinogenesis and Oncest on Death.
Ummm... piono... I stopped Tazz from turning Tricky Trickster. By hitting him with a Spiral Sucker, yes, but I did so nonetheless.(complaint withdrawn on account of suddenly not caring) I just contemplate hitting Tazz with the Pumpkinsucker, seeing as it's an amazingly slightly more powerful lollipop.
Oh no, more Mechs. Whatever shall I do? I just direct them toward Piono's, Blue's, and Ire's armies, seeing as the Godmodder is on the MC Freedom, still needs to Make her pay, and Ire damaged the Godmodder the most recently. It's not you, it's me. I want my army to live.
Spiral Sucker && Insanity Cure 1/??
Sunshining Sucker 9/11
Orb of Hope 3/??
insert, what happened was Tricky stopped in mid-air, rather than continuing to bounce along as expected, so the two hadn't reached you by the time the two clashed and you didn't have the chance to intercept tazz.
I finish the Crystaljudger
4/11 for Exedo
2/? for life scythe.
Tazz begins dueling dark trickyster (yeah... that doesn't roll of the tongue, just going to call him Tricky), whose sign has inexplicably turned into a very large tootsie pop. The two battle back and forth, but Tricky is gaining ground, as the weaponized piece of candy constantly sparks off bits of eldritch energy, which zap tazz repeatedly.
The three drones attempt to stasis tricky, but the stasis energy bounces off Tricky's shield of blood-crazed happiness, Tricky continues dueling Tazz, seemingly without noticing.
The nexus ships continue blasting the deck of the MC Freedom.
(twin, you decide how many youtubers die, I'll keep it calculated)
The list of youtubers is such: (the slashes next to their name is the number of times they've died, yes twin, I took serpent's kill into account.)
Sacheverell
Sethbling
Vintage Beef
Guude Boulderfist
PauseUnpause
Ethoslab
Old Man Willikers
Vechs
Heliceo
Lewis
Simon |
Ant Venom |
Doctor Trayaurus |
SkyDoesMinecraft |
Stampy Long Nose |
Captain Sparklez
Dan
Toby
obsessedwizard
What kind of mechs are those? C-crap! ALL NOOBS RETREAT! FORGET KILLING K4YNE!
I bring the noobs to the nearest mountain. If there isn't one, I build one myself! We get to the top and form a giant circle formation, with the blocking archers covering the sky, and the heavies standing next to the lumberjacks to form a circle around us.
The noob army has gone full retaliate mode! It won't attack on the end-of-turn battle, UNLESS an entity/army of any type attacks it. Then it will use its normal attack to retaliate. In exchange, it counters ANY entity/army that attacks it successfully, even if more than one does at once.
Come on players, it's clear we can't rely on our armies to do this for us! We'll have to kill those things ourselves! If we do this quickly enough, Twin may yet let some of our armies make it to the next phase of this battle...although probably not.
=EXECUTE=
Master Chair Redux starts to shake rapidly. The Chair-Orb begins to ascend from the back.
It then fuses itself with the railgun, and fires into the air.
"Finally, REINCARNATION TIME! All I need to do is kill him and then I'm back with a normal body!"
A massive beam, similar to that of a beacon looms above the battlefield.
The Chair-God is forcibly teleported down towards the Battlefield, incapable of speaking.
"Wow, he's tougher than expected. Very high HP."
"Guess I should kill him indirectly."
I then, using a bunch of chairs, forcibly conscript him into my army!
"I hope he dies."
(Augmented Ire will be replaced with the Chair-God, getting +100k MAX HP and changing Chairstorm Finale to Chairstorm Ascension.)
=STORY=
Ikea had engaged in an epic battle with the Chair-God.
After scoring a huge blow on the Chair-God's mouth, Ikea was surprised to find that the Chair-God had suddenly vanished.
As everyone knows, (if you study Chair Geography) LOCAA is on the same planet as Tabletopia, on the opposite side.
Without the Chair-God in the way, Ikea proceeded to take all of LOCAA, and add it to Tabletopia's Empire, thus taking over the entire planet.
The Land of Chairs is no more...
...but Ire doesn't know this yet.
The final version of the Hazel Wand/Wands is composed of what I have now, the Quills of Echidna, a Stabilized Entropic Transfuser, a Miniature Green Sun, a legendary sword (preferably Caledfwlch, but any will do) and a few hundred Salis Mundus.
Miniature Green Sun 10/11
Baroqueback Bowtier 5/6
I clone a Suicide Seed. These are very useful-looking. Perhaps... yes. I do Entropy Ingot && Chaos Pearl && Valved Essentia Tubing && Infinity Rune (Order) 1/???.
I point out that the finales of Messirs Brindley and Lane would likely have something to do with the Enterprise, chemistry, and explosives/digging holes, Jaffa Cakes, and corgis, respectively. They would be called something along the lines of Half a Door and Hole Diggers.
Then, I spin around, pulling out the Quills once more. I fire two blasts of white energy at Piono with them, and then link said blasts to the Green Sun, causing an exceptional amount of green plasma to strike Piono, or be dodged in some flavor-text filled manner. Either way, it is good for me; I like reading exemplary descriptions. Anyways, I then swish the Quills of Echidna as they fire the Green Sun-infused blasts, twisting them in the air. This gives me the reason to place a Homing curse on them, as well as a slightly less-needed semipermeability alteration. This alteration allows the blasts to pass through everything, leaving it unharmed, except for the target. The target is, of course, Piono himself.
I look at Richard, contemplating his request.
Sure. That is it, though. I will do naught else but keep the jokebollocks at bay, do you hear me?
Ask Echidna? I activate my universe-transcending powers from Sburb to enter Universe A, duly noting that I could have asked the Echidna in my own universe, and that Bill is here as well. Meh.
Pherix: Flame Crash against the Control Core Tank
Watson: Hydro Cloud - A massive cloud forms over the Control Tank's Miniguns and starts pouring rain down on it. The rain falls faster than normal gravity would allow, being sped up by steam power. Suddenly, Watson dashes out of it surrounded in water and crashes into the Miniguns, both bashing them and water logging them.
Servos: |-|-|-|
LeiShi: Tremor against the Control Tank's Miniguns. (light AOE) Chi: 35
7 dragon roar: charge = 6
All the extras: Attack the Control Core tank
@Nimble: Okay, head over there and take a look.
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Fseftr: I... know that. The potion's grip isn't as strong on you. Thats not my guilt. Well, it is a little. I'm sorry for kind... I'm usually pretty good and holding in my emotions... but when I crack, I shatter... He pauses until you finish saying the rest of your text. Dream? Do you mean this dream is a pleasant one? or... what? And... how can hurting at least 1 * 10^18 people be good for the many? Surely those are the many, right? Or... Am I failing at having a sense of scale?... Like many other things... Maybe I've hurt the logarithm of how many you've hurt... Like I said, this isn't the guilt of one hour, this is over a year of guilt... And I'm only approaching my second birthday... This place is too much... I can't help it!
@Engie: Ah... eh... He averts his eyes down for a while, speechless. If... If... If I was you... I'd take the death over hurting so many people. I'd prefer to die myself rather than live knowing how many I'm hurting... But... I guess I cannot know your mind. We're all different... but some weaker than others... He sighs and then shudders and shrinks backwards slightly. I feel very scared now... I'm sharing part of my mind with two people who openly admit to being mass murderers... I'll fit right in... You... make statues I guess? Alright, sure.
@Nimble: If you wake up, you'll be free to grab random stuff and bring it with you. However, everything foreign to Wilson's dream (such as you) are weakened significantly. (So, fseftr, you basically gave Wilson placebos.) So the heaters spark and splutter, but heat the ice up slightly. +15 progress! You show Wilson the photo. Once he recognizes it, he sobs and looks away. No... please... That was my home, and I destroyed it. Thats my pain... my nightmare... I killed this place... along with everyone in it... dead... gone... Killed by my arrogance... I thought I could stop it... How idiotic of me...
IRM event http://www.mediafire.com/download/9vavrilwvvg79c3/IRM Event.zip
I have plans for 1 more IRM event, and it involves some actual combat. So thats why I asked for in game names, so I can give each player a custom gear set based on what they've done in the side quest.
All entities take some damage from passing time.
The path ahead is iced over, with the exception of a large pool of ice cold water. The water pool completely blocks your path. There's nothing else except for some glaciers on either side and large icicles hanging from the ceiling. How do you try to cross?
Progress: 90/100
Allied Line:
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 10 HP - Action: 1 (fseftr's) Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
[MET] Steel Gauntlet Heavy 26/30 HP - Action: 2 (Engie's) Base damage: 10, ignores damage of less than 10.
[MAG] Magic Mirror 27/30 HP - Action: N/A (Netpatham's) Can meat shield incoming non physical attacks with a chance to reflect them
[MAG] HarveteR 38/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 1 + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP *3 + Krackensbane 10/10 HP - Action: 3 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[FIR] Lava Blob 28/30 HP (Insert_Generic's) - Action: 4 Base damage of 10, hides behind allies.
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[NEU] Wilson 32/40 HP (depressed and feeling guilty)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x1 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
E
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I see a lot is going on. Well, ****. I begin to inventarise the situation, Oh, and I also do some more things...
The Jargon Machine of Inexplicable Garbage Jargon Language
1/30
Gaming Dispenserifle && Potion of Instability
1/??
At least I hope people haven't stolen those things...
Hey, I remember you! You were here back in Act 2, and then you left for some reason...
Just so you know, entities and charged attacks are next-to-useless at this point. Original one-shot attacks are what work best against the armies that you should be seeing in the Battlefield.
Alchemies still work, though!
Gaming Dispenserifle && Potion of Unstability = Green Sunslammer (Level 5: 1/6)
The Mysterious Stranger heard a sudden rumble and smiled.
"Here they come."
Suddenly, a large hole appeared right behind Mysterious Stranger, and Trolls began pouring out of it, wearing full enchanted diamond armor, and holding TNT, Flint-And-Steels, and a few were building a multi-tiered, mobile TNT Cannon.
Troll Siege Engine: 1/15
Standard Troll Unit: HP: 5000. Attack: 1000. Defence: 2000. Speed: Sprinting. Intelligence: High. Faith: Varies. Stealth: Sam Fisher. Amount: 1500
Troll Colonel: HP: 7000. Attack: 1500. Defence: 2000. Speed: Sprint plus Speed Potion. Intelligence Very High. Faith: Varies. Stealth: Still Sam Fisher. Amount: 700
Good luck with the editor twin.
I finish Abiit
7/9 for the Crystajudger
2/11 for Exedo
Jokealchemy: Ircucvci OR Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum AND Nulla Stella AND Denito Surrexit AND Deum Lucem AND Nocte Consumens AND Abiit (Whoo! I was able to do all of that without having ti look at my sheet!) And since this is over twice as many levels plugged into it as Rapture it had better not be the same level. Seriously, what was up with God's Forge only being level 65?
PIono does not respawn, as his death took place after my last post.
The Nexus ships blast everything on the deck of the MC Freedom once more.
Vriska's army and piono's army are now fighting each other.
The F6 tornado continues dealing damage to the MC Freedom and messing up attacks on it.
Ircucvci || Terra Firma && Levis Ignis && Diluvium && Superosque && Vi Naturae && Navitas Nox && Arctoae && Arcum Aereum && Nulla Stella && Denito Surrexit && Deum Lucem && Nocte Consumens && Abiit = Pyrocumulus (Level 80: 1/81)
How dare you desecrate my sacred minion-race! They are my red shirts...
As a result, I will keep them at 3/3 until they are deployable.
Action 1/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 35/50
Elemental Retribution: 10/50
I use Chivalrous Chop on the strongest PG entity.
Sword Damage: 24K/250K
Constructs: 3/3
They're not going to be deployable. You've summoned them so much that the Curse of Repetitiveness™ has effectively prevented them from working! I guess that's what happens when you summon the same entity over and over...
I was obviously fighting Piono's army. Jeez.
I apologize to Piono for being offensive. I then immediately go back on the offense by attempting to be the pony and eat piono, seeing as he was "bale to freeze the lava." This clearly means that he is secretly made of hay. It's okay, I'm secretly (well not all that secretly) a Blue Generic Object.
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Death, and target it with my army. I then use High Noon on it.
Hmmmmmm. I hold off on trolling piono a second time. However, I give Vriska's avatar the Orb of Light.
Pumpkinsucker 10/11
Sunshining Sucker 7/11
Hope into altar 1/??
The Unbreakable Katana deals 5,000 damage to a Living Shadow!
=ACTION=
I switch the ARMISTYX to GENERIC ROCKET LAUNCHER SCYTHE MODE and rocket jump above K4yne's Army.
I then switch the ARMISTYX to MARKET GARDENER SCYTHE MODE and score some crits.
=COMMAND=
MCR needs to recharge, I believe. If not, he'll use Chair-Pulse on K4yne's Army and Piono's Army.
The Chair-Legion will use CHAIRSTORM if it is available. It targets K4yne's Army!
I actually recommend to start using 45/50 post charges at this point, or else it will be quick killed easily.
LAYER X (entity): 50/50 (READY)
???: 50/50 (READY)
i fire the overkill minirail at the feline.
Have you not been paying attention to my repeated statements that charged attacks and entities are becoming obsolete now, and that we're reaching the endgame? Original, one-shot attacks are what take precedence in this fight from now on.
Recreating the Master Emerald: 11/11
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = The Painchimer (Level 10: 4/11)
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 9)
I play golf... with grenades as the ball, malleo dei as the stickthingy and the noob army as the hole!
22/50 The Queen
14/25 Health Care Package
13/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: More burning through the Chair Legion people with Hipppocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: i explain advanced physics to the Chair Legion while in space the Hyperion Moon Base fires a lazer at them.
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = The Painchimer (Level 10: 4/11)
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 10)
I imbue the nucelar elementalbows shots with the element Wind!
I unleash the ten charges in my attack against the MCfreedom, the shot pierces its hull and a strong gust of wind topples everyone on the deck!
Oh, oh oh oh! Howabout The Vulcanizer >=Zillymiter=<!--?! (</strong-->1/?)
Oh boy! Just thought of this! Sauron's Armor >=Zillymiter=< (1/?)
My Zillied-up self inspects my garish swanky new clothes and form. Half-wrapped chocolate bar stuck in hair? Check! Suspiciously Sylveon-like bow tie? Check! Super-Zilly glove covering up THE MAN ENDER, the one item that did not in fact change at all for some reason? Check! Already-ridiculous head of red hair STILL obstructing my eyes from others? Check! Brightly-colored clothes in general? Check! Oddly olive cheek swirls, in line with intended text color? Check! Small yellow tendrils of PURE IMAGINATION? Uhh, not part of the list, but still a check!
Yep, definitely Trickster.
However, almost everyone has already gone Trickster, Grimdark, or been immunized through other means, and those that aren't would take legitimately forever to turn Trickster as well, so it seems like almost any attempt at turning stuff Trickster is out of the question. For my Trickster'd up self, this is a bummer.
However, this form's very heightened IMAGINATION stat is still useful, and even in this form I know better than to let that go to waste! So, that just leaves one cramp in my style, one problem that just being super-happy doesn't fix: Piono. Unfortunately, he hasn't re-spawned yet either, which leaves his only surviving minion...
TRICKY.
I blast off in a ridiculous burst of TRICKSTER MAJJYKS, said blast knocking up the RTI Ground Troops, and returning to the MC Freedom, chasing the clown gone horribly wrong at the speed of ZILLY! I'm going to catch him sooner or later!
Heeheehee!
Meanwhile, my very confused army, after some bickering, decides that me blowing up the RTI ground troops tells them exactly who to target, and goes for the RTI ground troops as well, switching the GRAND RANCH CANNON's ammo type back from LONG to SHORT.
Adamantium Door && Cheap Sword = Adamantium Sword
Adamantium Sword && Chaotic Octet = Pop-a-Matic Emerald Ender
Pop-a-Matic Emerald Ender >= Zillymiter =< Greenlance of Zillyrol
The Vulcanizer >= Zillymiter =< Lavascoper of Zillyden
Sauron's Armor >= Zillymiter =< Candyarmor of Zillyeye
GREENLANCE OF ZILLYROL: A sword wrapped in dazzling rainbow colors that will probably induce seizures. The only unchanging thing about the sword is its blade, which is an emerald green. Attached to the hilt is a Prime Bubble in which eight Zillyrol Dice lie. Upon hit, they can be used to augment the attack.
LAVASCOPER OF ZILLYWEN: A red rifle attached to the hand. Emblazoned with the Zilly Insignia, it is said to be forged by Zillyphaestus himself after finding some rainbow blood and an iron sheep. It fires powerful shots of zilly energy heated to 1,000 degrees Zelvin. Its innocuous double is a jawbreaker.
CANDYARMOR OF ZILLYEYE: A rainbow replica of Sauron's Armor. It seems to be made out of actual candy. Whether it has any actual protective properties or not remains to be seen.
No... nononononononononononononnononononononononononono...
Th12 12 NOT h4pp3ning y3t *4g41n!* Fr34k1ng tr1ck2t3r2 4nd th31r c4ndy-co4t3d 1ns4n1ty. RRRGH. I pick up the Spiral Sucker and smash it into Tazz, stopping him and getting his attention. I then decide to fight Tricky with Tazz on my side, since he does need a good STRIFE. I then take out a card and throw it into Tricky, turning him into DARK TRICKY for a reasonable facsimile of grimdarkness.
I use the White Whaler and Jeffing Awesome on Death.
I pick up the Revenge and cut through Piono's army(Piono's, not Vriska's) and blow it up with a bunch of Green Sun blasts, Perfectly Generic Objects, and .jpegs.
Pumpkinsucker 11/11
Sunshining Sucker 8/11
Hope Orb 2/??
PUMPKINSUCKER: A lollipop shaped like a pumpkin. Mystical trickster energies swirl from within. While the Spiral Sucker initiates Trickster Mode, it seems that this can be only be wielded while one is in Trickster Mode, or has gained mastery of its powers.
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT:Colormatic on Kayne's army
Blue's Fleet: Target serpent's army
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: I don't suppose I could continue building the snow fort?
Nomblequest: I go bowling with the enemies, they're the pins.
MC Freedom: Below
Airstrike Beacon AND Picnic Basket 3/3
I start reading at section 2, and then once again read as far as Twin wants to write.
-Dreamscape-
I meant that this is a pleasant dream.
Compared to the nightmares I usually have.
Anyways...
Yeah, you're kind of failing with the scale.
I'm talking about an entire galaxy of lives.
Hey! I take some offence from that.
Blue proceeds to do so. Try to swim across that is.
-MC Freedom-
HMAS Victor appears beside the MC Freedom, but instead of firing on anybody, it activates a massive magnet to try to steal Tricky's stop sign.
Yes, that was the best use of a multi-million dollar super electromagnet.
THE PICNICSLAYER: A metal picnic basket. Upon opening, a massive beacon appears that can be used to call in an airstrike. Could be used to lure enemies into a picnic, then kill them instantly. Foolproof! Probably.
[2] Godmodding
Alright, first things first. If you want to have any idea of what's going on in these wars, you've got to know one crucial thing. It pops up everywhere, in the name of the wars, in the name of the game, it's just... Wow. And it's, yep, you guessed it, godmodding. Now, what exactly is godmodding? There are two answers to that question. There's the standard answer, and then there's the answer that applies to these wars.
The standard definition of godmodding, so graciously taken from Urban Dictionary, is in essence when someone’s character has the ability to do practically anything without limits or boundaries. An example is when they simply cannot be harmed by any and all means. Godmodding originated in roleplays and is what you see above. Someone's character is infallible in their judgement, and can block any attack sent at them. And arguing against them is useless. For, you see, they'll just godmod your counterattack away! Of course, this is only for roleplays. And these wars
The actual definition of Godmodding is when a being can manipulate reality around them to do practically anything without limits or boundaries. It's a lot like the standard definition, but a lot more can be done with it, because it can be done in real life, not just in text. Godmodding is especially prevalent in Minecraft, where godmodders learn to manipulate the coding of Minecraft in order to serve their own ends. To do that, you have to learn that Minecraft is not a game, and to stop treating it as such. Once you know that, you can basically do whatever the hell you want. Fun, right?
Well, sort of. As always, there are good and bad sides to this. If you have this icky concept known as a conscience, you could probably do great things with godmodding and not abuse your powers! But, let's face it. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, and the majority of godmodders turn to the cookie-offerers and nod, joining the Dark Side. Theoretically, this could lead to hundreds of powerful godmodders ruling Minecraft! So, I bet you're wondering, why hasn't this happened yet? You know, besides GodCraft?
That has something to do with the Godmodding Scale, which was set in place by the first ever godmodder, only known as Psi. The way it works is that all godmodders, once initiating their skills, start at the lowest tier, Alpha. Only by besting a godmodder at the next-highest rung than you in combat can you proceed to the next tier, which would be Alpha+. I bet you can see where this is going! You climb up the tiers, gaining... well, what exactly? I never said what purpose the tiers serve. I will now! The higher you get on the Godmodding Scale, the more power you serve. It acts as a sort of OP Scale, limiting the power of lower-level godmodders until they become more powerful.
Once you get high enough on the ladder, you can do many great things. But eventually, there's got to be a peak. The highest rung on the Scale is the Omega+ Tier, reserved only for the most powerful of godmodders. It just so happens that the godmodder who started these wars (as well as GodCraft) is the only live Omega+ in existence, and is as such, referred to by the proper noun of Godmodder. He's unlocked mastery of his powers, and can only be defeated by the fabled Descendants who can turn his power against him. Remember them? They were in the Intro!
There used to be many godmodders, all vying for control of the higher rungs on the Scale. But the Godmodder killed them all, ensuring that no one could ever hope to match him in power. As such, he's established a monopoly in the art of godmodding. Of course, then there's the aforementioned Psi. What's up with him? He created godmodding, and that's all we know about him? Definitely not. We know a lot more than that. For one, it is said that he created Psi Artifacts that, when collected by the chosen one, will unlock the Psi's power, elevating the one to the fabled rank of Psi Tier. THIS is truly the highest rung on the Godmodding Scale, but, due to its nigh-unobtainability, it's not counted.
So, we've covered the origin of godmodding, what it is, and the Godmodding scale. Next section, we're covering the finer arts of godmodding. Don't believe me? Well, it's in the title.
STATUS: RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS
SIDE STATUS: RETURNED
2 +1s to Irecreeper
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 25/50
Meme Dream Team 25/40
Meme Dream Team :3 24/50
.............................................................................................. THE END TIMES HAVE REBEGUN .............................................................................................. >ARMY ATTACK >TARGET: "
Army Status:
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 4/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 9/15
X-HYDROSTOPPER: A white rifle supercharged with hydrogen power. Its shots are radioactive as well.
I examine my brand new Sun, as well as the pool cue staff.
I then flash-step over to the nearest enemy, and nail them with a thick tome before they react. Of course, this was no ordinary book. It was The End is Nigh. Meteors fall from the sky, and strike said entity I bashed. That, and I cast Regicide on it.
Oh, yes; that reminds me. Was the Magic Cueball to be trusted? It had teal text, not white... whichever.
The two of you walk in a relatively straight line across the meteor, making few turns. A few times, you have to catch his slim body before he slams into the floor. The two of you are completely silent along the way.
Heh.
Your friend stops suddenly and abruptly, slightly confusing you.
Dish... you hear something?
You use up a fragment of your Scroll of Light to cause your skin to faintly glow. Kalare probably could have done this without breaking a sweat, but he... you know. The both of you can now faintly hear what sounds like arcane blasts and psionic energy colliding. Kalare peers up the stairs the two of you are currently walking up, prepared to pull out his wand if needed. Ill omens. (Of course, he does not know that he left his wand back in the common area. He does, however, have the Quills.)
Naveva. Can I tel you somethink in confidenence?
MINIATURE GREEN SUN: A miniature model of the Green Sun, holding only a septillionth of a septillionth of its true power. Of course, this should be more than enough to supercharge most known weapons.
BAROQUEBACK BOWTIER: An ebony wand that crackles with english energy.
The End is Nigh deals 2 damage to the Subspace Gunship!
I order the swarm to Zerg Rush the C-Mech. Also, I expose the C-Mech to whatever the hell is at the bottom of SCP-87. I pull out an EMPTY CANISTER(another alchemy ingredient) out of my TARDIS-based bag of holding. "Ok, time to fill this tin can up with some Helium-3.
Helium-3 Mining: 1/10
I launch into orbit with my rocket.
But whatever the hell is at the bottom of SCP-087 isn't even known! How could you possibly get to it?
Wow, if this keeps up Vriska might be my acting character for a little while...
Twin, if that happens, let me know what's going to trigger Vriska being unable to access Godcraft anymore so I can have her suddenly go AFK (with out without warning depending on the situation)
Insert, you don't apologize to piono in universe (not trying to be testy, just going to explain something. If the tone is condescending, irritable or something similar, sorry, its not on purpose), my and piono are, believe it or not, completely different. I, as a poster and a person, am not a character. Apology accepted though. Sorry for overreacting.
I really love you taking advantage of that typo, I really wish piono had respawned already for that attack to go through... Ah well.
8/9 for the Crystaljudger
3/11 for Exedo
Scythe OR life magic 1/? (kinda ironic huh?)
MC Freedom:
Vriska receives the Orb of Light...
Ooh 8oy.
Thanks...
I'm gonna have fun!
Then granger's wind blast hits the MC Freedom and knocks everyone over. Doctor Trayaurus falls off the side and dies, using up his first respawn.
Tazz rockets up at Tricky. Tricky turns around and slams his sign into tazz just as tazz brings up his lolly and they smack each other at the same time... right as insert turns Tricky dark....
This can't be good.
Tricky has gone TRICKSTERDARK!!!
Vriska looks up.
Oh gorilla.
What did you do!?!?
Tricky, now super-powered, keeps a proper hold on his stop-sign. The stop sign does go to the HMAS Victor, Tricky just follows it and slams into the side of the HMAS Victor, blasting it with a massive rain of Tricksterdark energies.
Vriska hurriedly stands up and directs everyone to kill the clown. The minecraftians all fire at Tricky, but random tentaclepops and rainbowshadows keep blocking everything. Vriska uses the fluorite octect attempting to get Tricky (don't give her ancestral awakening, that's All the Luck)
Scythe || Life Magic = Life's Irony (Level 2: 1/3)
Indeed.
Minecraft Rebel killed!
Tricky goes Tricksterdark! Oh, god! It's disgusting! It's an abomination! Kill it with fire!!
7 Elite Drones killed!
Vriska rolls!
3-7-5-7-8-6-7-7
A jack-in-the-box appears, spraying snakes everywhere that don't deal damage, but harass everyone!
In my zillied-up state, I'm far too cheery to make much worry of it-however, being a very good multitasker, I generate two CANDY CANE BATTLEAXES in my hands with my very empowered IMAGINATION STAT. I throw one at the MECH CREEPER, and wield the other against TRICKY/DARK TRICKY.
The Army of Choice's 'orders' to attack the NEXUS BATTALION stand.
A piece of cheese appears on the battlefield. It smells horrible. And, for some reason, is glowing with Dairy elemental energy. Yes, that is a thing now.
Overworld: I use DECIMATION on the Homelands army. The Control Core Tank whirs and unleashes a huge wave of attacks on the Homelands army. Triple Threat unite on the MC Freedom.
Dreamscape: The ice sculptures suddenly animate. I gesture to the pool of water. The ice sculptures nod, then smash pieces out of the glaciers on each side, carrying them over to build a bridge. I deploy a Rancho Relaxo. "A trillion people is not a very large number of people. That's somewhere along the low end of a small galaxy of people. So no, they're not the many. Although, you're probably right on the mass murderer thing. Considering how many galaxies are in a single universe..." I appear thoughtful for a moment. "Come to think of it, I've probably accidentally killed more than a few galaxy eaters."
MC Freedom: The drones have some trouble due to the giant magnet, but one of them flash-steps, bringing back a dunk tank. The second drone then blasts Tricky to put him in stasis, and the final drone places Tricky on the part of the dunk tank that drops when the target is hit. All three of the drones then take turns shooting at the target.
Noxinfinityx2combo...
Well. Twin, can I sacrifice my army for the special hidden right in front of your eyes? The one in my Core, that is.
I contemplate fighting Dark Tricky, then just use Carcinogenesis and Oncest on Death.
Ummm... piono... I stopped Tazz from turning Tricky Trickster. By hitting him with a Spiral Sucker, yes, but I did so nonetheless.
Spiral Sucker && Insanity Cure 1/??
Sunshining Sucker 9/11
Orb of Hope 3/??
insert, what happened was Tricky stopped in mid-air, rather than continuing to bounce along as expected, so the two hadn't reached you by the time the two clashed and you didn't have the chance to intercept tazz.
I finish the Crystaljudger
4/11 for Exedo
2/? for life scythe.
Tazz begins dueling dark trickyster (yeah... that doesn't roll of the tongue, just going to call him Tricky), whose sign has inexplicably turned into a very large tootsie pop. The two battle back and forth, but Tricky is gaining ground, as the weaponized piece of candy constantly sparks off bits of eldritch energy, which zap tazz repeatedly.
The three drones attempt to stasis tricky, but the stasis energy bounces off Tricky's shield of blood-crazed happiness, Tricky continues dueling Tazz, seemingly without noticing.
The nexus ships continue blasting the deck of the MC Freedom.
(twin, you decide how many youtubers die, I'll keep it calculated)
The list of youtubers is such: (the slashes next to their name is the number of times they've died, yes twin, I took serpent's kill into account.)
Sacheverell
Sethbling
Vintage Beef
Guude Boulderfist
PauseUnpause
Ethoslab
Old Man Willikers
Vechs
Heliceo
Lewis
Simon |
Ant Venom |
Doctor Trayaurus |
SkyDoesMinecraft |
Stampy Long Nose |
Captain Sparklez
Dan
Toby
obsessedwizard CRYSTALJUDGER: A crystal staff that is the embodiment of order. Every facet of its being is perfectly aligned, all to serve the purpose of smiting the unjust. It harnesses the powers of order to judge enemies that it deems worthy of eternal punishment.
Okay.
[quote=TT2000;/members/TT2000;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=16817]What kind of mechs are those? C-crap! ALL NOOBS RETREAT! FORGET KILLING K4YNE!
I bring the noobs to the nearest mountain. If there isn't one, I build one myself! We get to the top and form a giant circle formation, with the blocking archers covering the sky, and the heavies standing next to the lumberjacks to form a circle around us.
The noob army has gone full retaliate mode! It won't attack on the end-of-turn battle, UNLESS an entity/army of any type attacks it. Then it will use its normal attack to retaliate. In exchange, it counters ANY entity/army that attacks it successfully, even if more than one does at once.
Come on players, it's clear we can't rely on our armies to do this for us! We'll have to kill those things ourselves! If we do this quickly enough, Twin may yet let some of our armies make it to the next phase of this battle...although probably not.
We'll see about that...
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to the Beldam! It corrupts her by 10%!
The God Cat and Rancid Cheese Wedge deal 12,000 damage to the Infernal Skeleton Titan!
The Control Core Tank kills 45 Elemental Finches! The Team Microsoft Cloud Army kills 30 Drone Armadas! Spiderbite's Army kills 300 RTI Commandos! The Nexus Battalion kills 12,000 Minecraftians and a Triple Threat Drone! Blue's Fleet kills a Living Shadow! The Foresaken deals 10,000 damage to an Archnecromancer, and kill 50 Lumberjack Noobs!
The Master Chair Redux uses its Chair-Railgun, killing a Foxy Animatronic! All other AGs deal 12,000 damage to the C-Mech Mk. X!
The Perfectly Generic Army kills a Living Shadow! Ire's Chair Legion kills a Foxy Animatronic! The Crusade of Stal is removed since its owner is idle! The Noob Army will counterattack entities rather than attacking normally! As such, it counterattacks the Foresaken, killing 75 Flesh Blobs! The Army of Choice kills 290 RTI Commandos! The Army of Terraria is removed since its owner is idle! The Homelands destroys 30 Danmaku Miniguns! The Obsidian Legion kills a Living Shadow and uses Want You Gone, dealing 40,000 damage to the M.C. Freedom! The Zerg Swarm deals 30,000 damage to the C-Mech Mk. X, but it kills 40 Drones in retaliation!
The Subspace Gunship uses Sayonara, Suckers! Its main cannon fires in an all-encompassing purple beam of light, wiping out ALL of the first two units of EVERY AG and Neutral army! By the way, if an Army's Artillery is the first unit in the chain at this point, its Core can be targeted! The Gunship then dies. All the Mechs destroy the Alchemy Alteration Field, and kill 35 Destroyers! The Godmodder deals 60,000 damage to the Master Chair Redux!
The Paradox Inc. Army kills a Helix Archangel!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Defeat both Pro-Godmodder Armies!
> AGs: Defeat Spiderbite's Army! It has a lot of troops.
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat all Anti-Godmodder Armies!
> PGs: Defeat Spiderbite's Army! It has a lot of troops.
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Music Box: [H] Heh: III
God Cat: [N] HP: 50,000/100,000. Cuteness Overload: III
Rancid Cheese Wedge: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.)
Team Microsoft Cloud Army: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] The Core: Ultra-Dai Microsoft Cloud. 650,000/650,000 HP. The Fleet: X-Gunzans. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Idea-Bots. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x8.) The Artillery: Microsoft Ultra Halo Robotic Drill. 250,000/250,000 HP.
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] The Core: Spiderbite's Guard. ???/??? HP. The Monster: M.C. Freedom. 385,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Multiversal Battleships. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Mecha Platoons. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Wizard Circles. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x50.)
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M.C. Freedom Deck: Tricky the Clown: ???/??? HP. Weakness: ???. Piono: 0/20 HP. 0 Energy. Respawns: III Minecraft Rebellion: 20/20 HP. (x19.) Respawns: III III III III III CaptainM8ndfang: 2/20 HP. All the Luck: I Respawns: III Triple Threat Drones: 50,000/50,000. (x2.)
Nexus Battalion: [pionoplayer] The Monster: Nexus Missileboat. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Nexus Gunboats. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Type A5 Mag Agents. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Advanced G0L3M Units. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x30.)
Blue's Fleet: [fseftr] The Core: HMAS Victor. 750,000/10,000,000 Shields. The Fleet: HMAS Amplifier & Magnifier. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Super Suits. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.)
The Foresaken: [XDGrangerDX] The Cores: Mechanical Twin. 300,000/300,000 HP. Mutated Twin. 300,000/300,000 HP. The Fleet: Experiment #94728. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavy: Multi-Powersuit. 200,000/200,000 HP. The Artillery: Experiment #94725. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Experiment #35674. 9,000/9,000 (x100.)
The Feline: [AG] HP: 92,500/100,000. Reincarnations: III Corruption: 50%.
The Beldam: [AG] HP: 107,000/130,000. Dollmaker: III Corruption: 20%.
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.)
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Chair-God. 600,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x9.) Chairstorm Ascencion: III
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: III
Smash Army: [Goomba98] The Core: Master Core: 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Kihunters: 60,000/60,000. (x9.) The Heavies: Boom Stompers: 30,000/30,000. (x20.) The Artillery: Roturrets: 5,000/5,000. (x50.)
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 600,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x65.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 600,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: HEX-Bot Models. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x100.)
Terragen Civilization: [OverlordXcano] The Core: AI God. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: S3 Archailect. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborg. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 26,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 10,000oC.) MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Servos: HHN), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 100.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages. 2,000/2,000 HP. (x50.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 600,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) Want You Gone: III
Army of Platius: [zerithos] The Core: The THOR. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Bombers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Mortars. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Artillery: White Nexi. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.)
Sangheilos Alliance: [Aegis-A095] The Core: CSO-Class Supercarrier. 700,000/700,000 HP. The Fleet: CAS Assault Carriers. 400,000/400,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: CCS Battlecruisers. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Super-Heavy Plasma Mortars. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Type 52 Phantom Gunships. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.)
Zerg Army: [gutza1] The Core: Overmind. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Fleet: Leviathans. 100,000/100,000. (x6.) The Heavies: Queens. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x40.) The Artillery: Ultralisks. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Hydralisks. 3,500/3,500 HP. (x200.)
C-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 282,000/300,000. Tick Tock: III
Z-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 400,000/400,000. Infestation: III
SJ-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 600,000/600,000. Moonsetter: III
MC-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 330,000/350,000. Sunshaker: III
W-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 450,000/450,000. Witching Hour: III
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 600,000/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 600,000/600,000. Dead Man's Volley: III
EN-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 750,000/750,000. Game Over: III
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 278,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x23.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x6.)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 110,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x14.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 50. (On the M.C. Freedom.)
Twin, just heading this off: tricksterdark isn't going to be ridiculously overpowered. Its mostly for kicks and giggles.
Also, if the MC Freedom dies this round, leave it in the air, I plan on making it a dramatic death.
Crystaljudger OR the constants 1/11
5/11 for Exedo
I finish Life's Irony
MC Freedom:
Everyone hears a massive crashing sound.
Suddenly, all the massive pieces of debris within the F6 tornado smash into the deck. 6 different youtubers lose lives, antvenom is down to his last respawn: someone post him a finale, quick!
Piono is there, hovering mid-air, extremely angry.
He looks down at the field, then back up at the deck.
You know what, I might as well just bring them up here.
With a massive gust of air, all the mag agents and G03LM units are placed on top of the deck of the MC Freedom.
They'll be more useful up here.
All of the Nexus Battalion is now engaged with the strifes on the deck of the MC Freedom
On the ground below, Spiderbite's army rallies with the other armies in a massive combo-charge against the mechs.
I tell the real world Twin, not the Trifecta earth Twin, the 100% real one that's posting on this very thread, about his error on page 23. Twin states that a jiffy is 1/1000th of a second, when in reality a jiffy is 33.3564, much less than 1/1000th of a second. Twin, saddened and embarrassed by this horrific mistake, decides to cause the Godmodder 1 damage in repentance for this vile sin.
Planet Pushing: 5/7
Death Field: 4/9
Level 4 Time Travel Implant: 2/5 (Although, does this really matter? I already gave it to my past self, so to me it would already be working)
(I'm sorry, I really had to go so I couldn't wait for Twin to finish the post. Please forgive me :()
"H3110 Tr1cky!!! 1'm a b1g 5an 0f y0ur w0rk!!! Un50runa131y, 1t's y0ur t1m3 10 d13!!!" Mysterious Stranger suddenly got all up in Tricky's face, slashing at him repeatedly with his two weapons.
Translation of the above sentence: "Hello Tricky!!! I'm a big fan of your work!!! Unfortunately, it's your time to die!!!"
The Troll Generals assisted Mysterious Stranger in trying to kill the zombified clown.
The rest of the troll forces were still attacking Granger.
You're dead. Just saying. (The "Mysterious Stranger" that is. Not you in real life.) Also ow grammar aneurysm.
I also rudely cut off Saint by pointing out that he's controlling people who are *dead.* Seriously.
I then wield the Pumpkinsucker against Tricky with EXTREME PREJUDICE, then absorb the Orb of Hope for a quick burst of GreenSun.jpegTricksterPerfectlyGenericHopeyJujubreakingTimetraveling superblasts of the Revenge. I then try to duplicate the Miniature Green Sun and toss it into an Alchemiter and then the AAF. This is getting silly.
I use Oncest and the Hopesploders powered by my residual Hope on Death. I then contemplate using the Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension's obvious superattack. Hint: It's Catenative. Duh.
Darn. Oh well, time to start some QUALITY TRICKSTERALCHEMIES! WOOOOO! ...You begot this. Besides why *can't* somebody be sane and Trickster? Seriously. Insanity isn't the fuel of Trickster Mode.
(LOWAS && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOLAR && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOHAC && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOFAF && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOCAH && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOPAN && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOTAK && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOMAX && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
Hm. Calamity Cannon && Miniature Green Sun 1/?? This ought to be disastrous.
Sunshining Sucker 10/11
Orb of... AntiTrickster? (Sanity Fuel) 1/??
>>*assembly begins...Since there are so many Fabrication Bays on Omega-2, the work goes quickly, and it takes no more than 0 seconds to assemble and download a certain AI... The HEX-Mech is made of only the finest glyphically produced and constructed materials, armed with the best weapons an AI with magic can design and make, and it runs off of a Tesla-Attenborough Entropic Reversal generator, courtesy of a few scientists at the Foundation.* And it's legal, to boot, because it is not an army unit, it's just been produced by one. Specifically a Core unit. Which is a powerful unit.
>>I request my own Echeladder entry, and promptly feign a tantrum/go extremely hyper with joy when I don't get one/get one. Being an AI currently remoted into Godcraft, this may happen to disrupt the bits of the bits pertaining to PG forces, glitching them. Especially the Mechs. Especially the bits making the Mechs nontakeoverable. At which point I attempt to take over...Hmm, all of them starting with the C-Mech X.
"I grab the Point N' Fling and start to crash the Subspace Gunship with it...And I aim it at the Mechs."
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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Pherix: Flame Crash against the Z-Mech
Watson: Hydrolic Rush on the Z-Mech
Servos: |H|-|-|
LeiShi: Tremor against the the mechs. (light AOE) Chi: 70
7 dragon roar: charge = 6
All the extras: Attack the Z-Mech
Arthur: Spinning Crash against the Z-Mech
@Nimble: ...
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Fseftr: Well, at least you're having fun. This is my nightmare. It might not be as intense as falling forever, being chased by death, or fleeing burning buildings, but its still one of my more common nightmares. But this time, I cannot back out. At least I have friends... I'd... I'd doubt that even an entire galaxy has a quintillion lives. Life is very, very rare after all... Oh... I'm sorry. I'm feeling very... exposed. And, I wouldn't recommend swimming. You'd probably survive, but just. Engie has almost finished a bridge anyway.
Oh, and you can keep building the snow fort, but armor HP decays very quickly outside of battle.
@Engie: +10 progress! The party walks over to the other side. You say the rest of your words to Wilson as you walk. Wait... How... How can you possibly think a quintillion lives is a small number? How does that even work? You said you've survived for... was it... 832 billion years? So I've survived for 0.000000024% of your time. Well, thats beside the point. How can 1000000000000000000 lives be a "not a very large number of people" when your life is 8320000000 years long? He's starting to get irritated. That number is MASSIVE. Thats 4 people for every SECOND of your life! Assuming everyone is an average of 2 meters tall, stacking all of them onto of each other would make a tower 2000000000000000000 meters tall! It takes light, LIGHT, over 2 centuries to travel that distance! Wilson is growing angrier. And to cap it all off, each and EVERY one of those people have their own hopes, their own dreams, their own nightmares, their own lives! Everything has its story! I learned that from gazing at the cosmos. What if I was one of those quintillion? Just scrubbed off of the planet like scum. All of my story, all memory of this place, all my guilt, all my aspirations, everything about me gone in an instant! He's working himself into a fury now. Or what if it was you? Gone, everything crushed down into a little tick mark in someone's brags. Your entire life story obliterated and referred to nothing more than "not a very large number of people". H- How would that feel? Tha- That- That's empathy! He stands somewhat awkwardly, and then suddenly back off quickly. The same, scared look flashes back into his eyes. I- I- I said tha- I'm so sorry! I- I don't- I don't know what came over me... I just g- got so angry. I f- feel like those pills m- might have done something... I'm so sorry! Ju- just... He turns and runs away through the door on the other end of the corridor. Or, at least, tries to. Halfway through he slips on the ice and slides into the far wall. Wilson's flash of anger has melted some of the ice, causing it to become slippery.
IRM event http://www.mediafire.com/download/9vavrilwvvg79c3/IRM Event.zip
I have plans for 1 more IRM event, and it involves some actual combat. So thats why I asked for in game names, so I can give each player a custom gear set based on what they've done in the side quest.
All entities take some damage from passing time.
Wilson gets back up and scrambles through the door to the containment area. You all follow him in to see the area, his old home. Oh, and something about a creature breaking apart this building. That too. It is a large, open area, an artificial outdoors. It is built to resemble a plains biome with large open fields, broken up by a few trees scattered around. However, the entire area has been covered in a layer of snow. Right in the middle of the enclosure, is an absolutely massive, clearly synthetic, hollow tree. Well, it isn't really a tree. Its more of a massive tree stump. In addition, there are a few other structures, such as a small lake in front of you, a slowly decaying glacier in the corner, a large natural tree in another corner, and a slightly denser cluster of trees and bushes that are half covered in snow. But in all of this, Wilson is missing. Where would you like to explore first?
Allied Line:
[COL] Evil Snowman 27/30 HP + Snowfort 0 HP - Action: 1 (fseftr's) Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
[MET] Steel Gauntlet Heavy 25/30 HP - Action: 2 (Engie's) Base damage: 10, ignores damage of less than 10.
[MAG] Magic Mirror 26/30 HP - Action: N/A (Netpatham's) Can meat shield incoming non physical attacks with a chance to reflect them
[MAG] HarveteR 37/40 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP *4 + Krackensbane 10/10 HP - Action: 3 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[FIR] Lava Blob 27/30 HP (Insert_Generic's) - Action: 4 Base damage of 10, hides behind allies.
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[NEU] Wilson 34/40 HP (Feeling vaguely saddened and feeling guilty, whereabouts unknown)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x1 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | E R
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=TURN ONE=
>ow.
=CHARGE=
-16 / 50- Glitch
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I jump onto the MC-Mech Mk.X and begin point-blanking it with the ARMISTYX in CREAM CHEESE CANNON SCYTHE MODE.
I then get a MINI-CRIT ALLITERATION BONUS.
=COMMAND=
Chairstorm: ASCENSION will be used on K4yne's Army.
The Chair-Legion will attack K4yne's Army.
MCR uses Chair-Shell on the EN-Mech Mk.X! (It'll need to break the shield to keep attacking us, as I stated when I made MCR.)
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Essentia Styxpearl 3/8
Yes, I realize alchemy is not the only option. Thank you, Alex, for the sword. Hold on... I am borrowing Caledfwlch, I have the Quills in two instances, a Miniature Green Sun, and the needed incantations. Now, if I just create the Stablizer and do the infusion in one charge, I can stop blathering about this wand. Can I use all the +1-s I have been given for the past three weeks or so on this charge now?
Innocuous Fusion 1/50
Grayholdian forces attack the mech they are most acclimated to fighting.
I, on the other hand, do something more... tactful. Using the Tectrix of the Arbitor, (which I recently obtained via bartering on the V2 Derse with a man who went by the name Slick, and I then sent it over to this universe temporarily) I write a draft a letter of such a high quality that it literally melts the face off of anybody who said letter is directed at. This letter is an unpleasant essay on the Nexus troops, and is approximately seventeen and a half pages long. Fortunately, I do not find it adequate to draw unsavory pictures and the like, for I am not the Chosen Arbitor. This letter is of the highest Elven standards, which are noticeably higher than those of Earth. This is likely due to the fact that my race, or rather, the few of us who remain, places a higher value on imagination and speech. I seem to have failed spectacularly in the second category, but I am rather adept at indirect speech. Thus, my affinity for ink. Anyways, this note is written in pure squid ink that has been infused with arcane energies, as well as Infuscolium dust*. This is where the essay derives the power it uses to melt faces off. I show the Nexus army this, and they react accordingly.
*Vetas hosted a variety of elements that will likely never be found on Earth, such as Mithril, Vesperium, Orichalcum, Adamantine, Infuscolium, Vyroxeres, and Corotite. I shall assume you know what Mithril, Vesperium, Orichalcum, and Adamantine are. Infuscolium is a burgundy-colored catalyst metalloid generally combined with various types of iron to create very powerful and durable alloys; the catalyst properties extend to the arcane category as well. Vyroxeres is a extremely toxic lime metal, and is usually used for traps, or weapons. Corotite is a dense deep iron-colored metal that was used to build cities on my planet. No idea why you do not have any of these on Earth.
Now, for Universe A. I attempt to manipulate time travel to go to B1 and speak with Echidna on LOFAF. If I fail, I then merely go to A2, and speak to the Echidna of LORAF. Alas, the Echidna of my session has already been spoken to. I personally went down into the Forge after we ended our civil war between the Prospit and Derse dreamers, and spoke to her. Well, I actually spoke to four Denizens, two alone. I went with Araeva and Virnul to Echidna and Yaldabaoth, and did my Denizen (Cetus) and Hephaestus alone. So, then.
You look him in the eyes, fully expecting a drunken smile to appear on his face, or some other confirmation of jokesterism. You do not. For the first time in... who knows how long... Kalare Erelye looks... afraid.
So... umm...
You need to say something, right now.
Tell... Tell me about the voices.
Then and there, your best friend tells you. He speaks of the vile agendas of the Horrorterrors, of the dragon within his head, and of the brief glimpses he has into the future when thinking about deeper synaptic causality.
... Why haven't you told anybody else about this?
He shrugs.
You think they'll reject you.
For the first time in what seems like days since you were in the piano-room, he smiles at you.
Yea. Yo're sho smart, Navela.
Thanks.
Quite frankly, you are terrified right now. There is golden and burgundy flashing coming from the vents, and your best friend is apparently insane.
Can you... help me,?
I want you to teash me how to be normal.
He puts his hands on your shoulders.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Hrm...Candy is AMAZING, but it doens't look very hard. OH! Sauron's Armor && Terror Enderdragon Scale >= Zillymiter =< (1/?)
Whoops! Dropped the Terror Enderdragon Scale in the loom! Terror Enderdragon Scale ~~~ Loom.
I take the new GREENLANCE OF ZILLYROL and admire it while it flashes it's many colors, then shoot Tricky with the LAVASCOPER OF ZILLYWEN while generating a GUMMY BEAR I.E.D. with my ridiculous imagination to kick at him, THEN stab him with the GREENLANCE OF ZILLYROL from behind!
Meanwhile, the Aces get angry. OK they were already angry about all of this horsedung, but now they are really angry. They were doing their part and chipping in like before, beating the snot out of Terrors and those RTI jerks, but then most of the army just got annihilated by that cannon, and their leader has suddenly gone AWOL. It is the darkest hour for the ARMY OF CHOICE, though admittedly, like everyone else, they were doomed from the start. They are going into the night, and they are not going out. The Aces realize that they are unlikely to make it, and are prepared to depart into the darkness and meet Death for another game of Sudoku that will definitely result in their failure.
But they will not go gentle.
They whip out a charge bar of 4 units in length, kick the 3-unit length charge bar out of there because it was always supposed to be 4 units of charge, and begin the only legendary ritual they know, preparing their ultimate attack...
THE TRIPLE.
TRUFFLE.
SHUFFLE.
SCUFFLE!
The remnants of this rag-tag army unite as one and begin immediately targeting the Nexus Battalion!
>so many mechs
>MY BODY IS NOT READY
=CHARGE=
-15 / 50- Glitch (+2 from Modpack)
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I use ONE FLIP on the MC-Mech Mk. X.
If this isn't possible, I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 10 on it.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Zerg Base: 4/10
I order the swarm to Zerg Rush the C-Mech. Also, I expose the C-Mech to whatever the hell is at the bottom of SCP-87. I pull out an EMPTY CANISTER(another alchemy ingredient) out of my
TARDIS-based bag of holdingbackpack ((Yeah that doesn't really fit in with Lothyra's stuff. Retcons ho!). "Ok, time to fill this tin can up with some Helium-3.Helium-3 Mining: 1/10
I launch into orbit with my rocket.The black figure explores the Anti-Godmodder Base. Eventually, it finds Opelspeedster's section. And with it, a Mun rocket just like all the Kerbal Space Program players make. Perfect. Just needs a bit of modifications... and there. The figure climbs in. The rocket lifts off from the AG Base in a tower of smoke and fire. All the players in the Battlefield see a shining light, and hear a titanic roar as the rocket punches through all the layers of the atmosphere, jettisoning stages all the way. Finally, it reaches space. It shuts down its engines, points toward the horizon, and waits. Half a minute passes, then...
Ap0aps1s r3ach3d. Shutt1ng d0wn 3ng1n3s.
The rocket fires its engines a second time. Thirty more seconds pass.
0rb1t 1ns3rt10n burn c0mpl3t3. shutt1ng d0wn 3ng1n3s.
The engines shut down. The rocket drifts in orbit. But it's journey is not done yet. It's destination: GodCraft's Moon.
STORYEDIT: Description porn FTW!
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Twin, if that happens, let me know what's going to trigger Vriska being unable to access Godcraft anymore so I can have her suddenly go AFK (with out without warning depending on the situation)
Insert, you don't apologize to piono in universe (not trying to be testy, just going to explain something. If the tone is condescending, irritable or something similar, sorry, its not on purpose), my and piono are, believe it or not, completely different. I, as a poster and a person, am not a character. Apology accepted though. Sorry for overreacting.
I really love you taking advantage of that typo, I really wish piono had respawned already for that attack to go through... Ah well.
8/9 for the Crystaljudger
3/11 for Exedo
Scythe OR life magic 1/? (kinda ironic huh?)
MC Freedom:
Vriska receives the Orb of Light...
Ooh 8oy.
Thanks...
I'm gonna have fun!
Then granger's wind blast hits the MC Freedom and knocks everyone over. Doctor Trayaurus falls off the side and dies, using up his first respawn.
Tazz rockets up at Tricky. Tricky turns around and slams his sign into tazz just as tazz brings up his lolly and they smack each other at the same time... right as insert turns Tricky dark....
This can't be good.
Tricky has gone TRICKSTERDARK!!!
Vriska looks up.
Oh gorilla.
What did you do!?!?
Tricky, now super-powered, keeps a proper hold on his stop-sign. The stop sign does go to the HMAS Victor, Tricky just follows it and slams into the side of the HMAS Victor, blasting it with a massive rain of Tricksterdark energies.
Vriska hurriedly stands up and directs everyone to kill the clown. The minecraftians all fire at Tricky, but random tentaclepops and rainbowshadows keep blocking everything. Vriska uses the fluorite octect attempting to get Tricky (don't give her ancestral awakening, that's All the Luck)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
((Adamantium Door && Cheap Sword) && Chaotic Octect) >=Zillymiter=<! (2/?)
The Vulcanizer >=Zillymiter=<?! (2/?)
Sauron's Armor >=Zillymiter=<! (2/?)
Whoa, Army busters?!
In my zillied-up state, I'm far too cheery to make much worry of it-however, being a very good multitasker, I generate two CANDY CANE BATTLEAXES in my hands with my very empowered IMAGINATION STAT. I throw one at the MECH CREEPER, and wield the other against TRICKY/DARK TRICKY.
The Army of Choice's 'orders' to attack the NEXUS BATTALION stand.
I launch TNT at the C-MECH.
/\/\ANIAC! H()W C()ULD Y()U D() THIS T() Y()UR ()WN FATHER!?
Father?!
Heh?
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
A Rancid Cheese Wedge: [20/20]
A piece of cheese appears on the battlefield. It smells horrible. And, for some reason, is glowing with Dairy elemental energy. Yes, that is a thing now.
Overworld: I use DECIMATION on the Homelands army. The Control Core Tank whirs and unleashes a huge wave of attacks on the Homelands army. Triple Threat unite on the MC Freedom.
Dreamscape: The ice sculptures suddenly animate. I gesture to the pool of water. The ice sculptures nod, then smash pieces out of the glaciers on each side, carrying them over to build a bridge. I deploy a Rancho Relaxo. "A trillion people is not a very large number of people. That's somewhere along the low end of a small galaxy of people. So no, they're not the many. Although, you're probably right on the mass murderer thing. Considering how many galaxies are in a single universe..." I appear thoughtful for a moment. "Come to think of it, I've probably accidentally killed more than a few galaxy eaters."
MC Freedom: The drones have some trouble due to the giant magnet, but one of them flash-steps, bringing back a dunk tank. The second drone then blasts Tricky to put him in stasis, and the final drone places Tricky on the part of the dunk tank that drops when the target is hit. All three of the drones then take turns shooting at the target.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Well. Twin, can I sacrifice my army for the special hidden right in front of your eyes? The one in my Core, that is.
I contemplate fighting Dark Tricky(whoops Tricksterdark Tricky now), then just use Carcinogenesis and Oncest on Death.
Ummm... piono... I stopped Tazz from turning Tricky Trickster. By hitting him with a Spiral Sucker, yes, but I did so nonetheless.(complaint withdrawn on account of suddenly not caring) I just contemplate hitting Tazz with the Pumpkinsucker, seeing as it's an amazingly slightly more powerful lollipop.
Oh no, more Mechs. Whatever shall I do? I just direct them toward Piono's, Blue's, and Ire's armies, seeing as the Godmodder is on the MC Freedom, still needs to Make her pay, and Ire damaged the Godmodder the most recently. It's not you, it's me. I want my army to live.
Spiral Sucker && Insanity Cure 1/??
Sunshining Sucker 9/11
Orb of Hope 3/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I finish the Crystaljudger
4/11 for Exedo
2/? for life scythe.
Tazz begins dueling dark trickyster (yeah... that doesn't roll of the tongue, just going to call him Tricky), whose sign has inexplicably turned into a very large tootsie pop. The two battle back and forth, but Tricky is gaining ground, as the weaponized piece of candy constantly sparks off bits of eldritch energy, which zap tazz repeatedly.
The three drones attempt to stasis tricky, but the stasis energy bounces off Tricky's shield of blood-crazed happiness, Tricky continues dueling Tazz, seemingly without noticing.
The nexus ships continue blasting the deck of the MC Freedom.
(twin, you decide how many youtubers die, I'll keep it calculated)
The list of youtubers is such: (the slashes next to their name is the number of times they've died, yes twin, I took serpent's kill into account.)
Sacheverell
Sethbling
Vintage Beef
Guude Boulderfist
PauseUnpause
Ethoslab
Old Man Willikers
Vechs
Heliceo
Lewis
Simon |
Ant Venom |
Doctor Trayaurus |
SkyDoesMinecraft |
Stampy Long Nose |
Captain Sparklez
Dan
Toby
obsessedwizard
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I bring the noobs to the nearest mountain. If there isn't one, I build one myself! We get to the top and form a giant circle formation, with the blocking archers covering the sky, and the heavies standing next to the lumberjacks to form a circle around us.
The noob army has gone full retaliate mode! It won't attack on the end-of-turn battle, UNLESS an entity/army of any type attacks it. Then it will use its normal attack to retaliate. In exchange, it counters ANY entity/army that attacks it successfully, even if more than one does at once.
Come on players, it's clear we can't rely on our armies to do this for us! We'll have to kill those things ourselves! If we do this quickly enough, Twin may yet let some of our armies make it to the next phase of this battle...although probably not.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
2 Lumberjack Noobs killed!
Chair-God added! Augmented Ire removed!
Then why don't you just give yourself those items and create the weapon? Alchemy isn't the only thing that you can use to get stuff.
Entropy Ingot && Chaos Pearl && Valved Essentia Tubing && Order Infinity Rune = Essentia Styxpearl (Level 7: 1/8)
The Godmodder shrugs. Works for him, he says.
It was never specified which Echidna you needed to go to, but whatever. You enter Universe A. You hover in the Furthest Ring... Where to?
> XDGrangerDX: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 LOWDOWN - UNENDING
20,000 Minecraftians killed!
Hey, I remember you! You were here back in Act 2, and then you left for some reason...
Just so you know, entities and charged attacks are next-to-useless at this point. Original one-shot attacks are what work best against the armies that you should be seeing in the Battlefield.
Alchemies still work, though!
Gaming Dispenserifle && Potion of Unstability = Green Sunslammer (Level 5: 1/6)
The entities are so weak that the Godmodder pokes them all and they die!
Ircucvci || Terra Firma && Levis Ignis && Diluvium && Superosque && Vi Naturae && Navitas Nox && Arctoae && Arcum Aereum && Nulla Stella && Denito Surrexit && Deum Lucem && Nocte Consumens && Abiit = Pyrocumulus (Level 80: 1/81)
They're not going to be deployable. You've summoned them so much that the Curse of Repetitiveness™ has effectively prevented them from working! I guess that's what happens when you summon the same entity over and over...
10,000 damage to a Fury!
You irradiate a Living Shadow, killing it!
You use the HHHH, killing 15,000 Minecraftians!
The Unbreakable Katana deals 5,000 damage to a Living Shadow!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CLOCKBREAKER - HIGH NOON
10,000 damage to a Living Shadow!
CaptainM8ndfang captchalogues the Orb of Light.
Hope >o< Orb of Angels (Level 2: 1/3)
Critted 25,000 damage to a Foxy Animatronic!
Have you not been paying attention to my repeated statements that charged attacks and entities are becoming obsolete now, and that we're reaching the endgame? Original, one-shot attacks are what take precedence in this fight from now on.
7,500 damage to the Feline!
Don't you mean the golf club?
3 Lumberjack Noobs killed!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BLACK INCHES
7,500 damage to a Reaper!
Stranger's Cloak && Three in the Morning Dress && Nightmare Fuel = Nine at Night
NINE AT NIGHT: A black cloak inlaid with cloudy fabric. A red outline traces around it.
Armies don't get debuffs.
5,000 damage to a Master Chair-Barrager!
Master Chair-Barrager killed!
The Nuclear Elementalbow's arrows glow with a grey light! You fire; 20,000 damage to the MC Freedom!
Adamantium Door && Cheap Sword = Adamantium Sword
Adamantium Sword && Chaotic Octet = Pop-a-Matic Emerald Ender
Pop-a-Matic Emerald Ender >= Zillymiter =< Greenlance of Zillyrol
The Vulcanizer >= Zillymiter =< Lavascoper of Zillyden
Sauron's Armor >= Zillymiter =< Candyarmor of Zillyeye
GREENLANCE OF ZILLYROL: A sword wrapped in dazzling rainbow colors that will probably induce seizures. The only unchanging thing about the sword is its blade, which is an emerald green. Attached to the hilt is a Prime Bubble in which eight Zillyrol Dice lie. Upon hit, they can be used to augment the attack.
LAVASCOPER OF ZILLYWEN: A red rifle attached to the hand. Emblazoned with the Zilly Insignia, it is said to be forged by Zillyphaestus himself after finding some rainbow blood and an iron sheep. It fires powerful shots of zilly energy heated to 1,000 degrees Zelvin. Its innocuous double is a jawbreaker.
CANDYARMOR OF ZILLYEYE: A rainbow replica of Sauron's Armor. It seems to be made out of actual candy. Whether it has any actual protective properties or not remains to be seen.
The White Whaler deals 8,000 damage to a Reaper!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 HELLA DICEROLL - JEFFING AWESOME
Reaper killed!
20 RTI Commandos green sun-generi-.jpeg'd!
PUMPKINSUCKER: A lollipop shaped like a pumpkin. Mystical trickster energies swirl from within. While the Spiral Sucker initiates Trickster Mode, it seems that this can be only be wielded while one is in Trickster Mode, or has gained mastery of its powers.
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COMPLEMENTARY - COLORMATIC
Foxy Animatronic killed!
THE PICNICSLAYER: A metal picnic basket. Upon opening, a massive beacon appears that can be used to call in an airstrike. Could be used to lure enemies into a picnic, then kill them instantly. Foolproof! Probably.
[2] Godmodding
Alright, first things first. If you want to have any idea of what's going on in these wars, you've got to know one crucial thing. It pops up everywhere, in the name of the wars, in the name of the game, it's just... Wow. And it's, yep, you guessed it, godmodding. Now, what exactly is godmodding? There are two answers to that question. There's the standard answer, and then there's the answer that applies to these wars.
The standard definition of godmodding, so graciously taken from Urban Dictionary, is in essence when someone’s character has the ability to do practically anything without limits or boundaries. An example is when they simply cannot be harmed by any and all means. Godmodding originated in roleplays and is what you see above. Someone's character is infallible in their judgement, and can block any attack sent at them. And arguing against them is useless. For, you see, they'll just godmod your counterattack away! Of course, this is only for roleplays. And these wars
The actual definition of Godmodding is when a being can manipulate reality around them to do practically anything without limits or boundaries. It's a lot like the standard definition, but a lot more can be done with it, because it can be done in real life, not just in text. Godmodding is especially prevalent in Minecraft, where godmodders learn to manipulate the coding of Minecraft in order to serve their own ends. To do that, you have to learn that Minecraft is not a game, and to stop treating it as such. Once you know that, you can basically do whatever the hell you want. Fun, right?
Well, sort of. As always, there are good and bad sides to this. If you have this icky concept known as a conscience, you could probably do great things with godmodding and not abuse your powers! But, let's face it. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, and the majority of godmodders turn to the cookie-offerers and nod, joining the Dark Side. Theoretically, this could lead to hundreds of powerful godmodders ruling Minecraft! So, I bet you're wondering, why hasn't this happened yet? You know, besides GodCraft?
That has something to do with the Godmodding Scale, which was set in place by the first ever godmodder, only known as Psi. The way it works is that all godmodders, once initiating their skills, start at the lowest tier, Alpha. Only by besting a godmodder at the next-highest rung than you in combat can you proceed to the next tier, which would be Alpha+. I bet you can see where this is going! You climb up the tiers, gaining... well, what exactly? I never said what purpose the tiers serve. I will now! The higher you get on the Godmodding Scale, the more power you serve. It acts as a sort of OP Scale, limiting the power of lower-level godmodders until they become more powerful.
Once you get high enough on the ladder, you can do many great things. But eventually, there's got to be a peak. The highest rung on the Scale is the Omega+ Tier, reserved only for the most powerful of godmodders. It just so happens that the godmodder who started these wars (as well as GodCraft) is the only live Omega+ in existence, and is as such, referred to by the proper noun of Godmodder. He's unlocked mastery of his powers, and can only be defeated by the fabled Descendants who can turn his power against him. Remember them? They were in the Intro!
There used to be many godmodders, all vying for control of the higher rungs on the Scale. But the Godmodder killed them all, ensuring that no one could ever hope to match him in power. As such, he's established a monopoly in the art of godmodding. Of course, then there's the aforementioned Psi. What's up with him? He created godmodding, and that's all we know about him? Definitely not. We know a lot more than that. For one, it is said that he created Psi Artifacts that, when collected by the chosen one, will unlock the Psi's power, elevating the one to the fabled rank of Psi Tier. THIS is truly the highest rung on the Godmodding Scale, but, due to its nigh-unobtainability, it's not counted.
So, we've covered the origin of godmodding, what it is, and the Godmodding scale. Next section, we're covering the finer arts of godmodding. Don't believe me? Well, it's in the title.
X-HYDROSTOPPER: A white rifle supercharged with hydrogen power. Its shots are radioactive as well.
1 damage to the Subspace Gunship!
MINIATURE GREEN SUN: A miniature model of the Green Sun, holding only a septillionth of a septillionth of its true power. Of course, this should be more than enough to supercharge most known weapons.
BAROQUEBACK BOWTIER: An ebony wand that crackles with english energy.
The End is Nigh deals 2 damage to the Subspace Gunship!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ELVEN TALE - REGICIDE
1 damage to the Subspace Gunship!
+6,000 HP!
> Irecreeper: COMBAT OPERANDI => ONE FLIP
You expend 4 Elf Tears and 5 Weasel Snot.
The coin lands red, praising Helix. 20,000 damage to the MC-Mech Mk. X!
But whatever the hell is at the bottom of SCP-087 isn't even known! How could you possibly get to it?
Scythe || Life Magic = Life's Irony (Level 2: 1/3)
Indeed.
Minecraft Rebel killed!
Tricky goes Tricksterdark! Oh, god! It's disgusting! It's an abomination! Kill it with fire!!
7 Elite Drones killed!
Vriska rolls!
3-7-5-7-8-6-7-7
A jack-in-the-box appears, spraying snakes everywhere that don't deal damage, but harass everyone!
6,000 damage to the C-Mech Mk. X!
The C-Mech Mk. X is blastproof! It's a frikkin' Creeper!
Rancid Cheese Wedge added!
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => DECIMATION
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 2 Hog Slop!
All Nanobots killed!
What special?
10,000 damage to a Reaper!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 .JPEG'S IRE: ONCEST
Reaper killed!
Spiral Sucker && Insanity Cure = Lollipop (Level 1: 1/2)
ORB OF ANGELS: A white orb pulsating with holy energy.
We'll see about that...
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to the Beldam! It corrupts her by 10%!
The God Cat and Rancid Cheese Wedge deal 12,000 damage to the Infernal Skeleton Titan!
The Control Core Tank kills 45 Elemental Finches! The Team Microsoft Cloud Army kills 30 Drone Armadas! Spiderbite's Army kills 300 RTI Commandos! The Nexus Battalion kills 12,000 Minecraftians and a Triple Threat Drone! Blue's Fleet kills a Living Shadow! The Foresaken deals 10,000 damage to an Archnecromancer, and kill 50 Lumberjack Noobs!
The Master Chair Redux uses its Chair-Railgun, killing a Foxy Animatronic! All other AGs deal 12,000 damage to the C-Mech Mk. X!
The Perfectly Generic Army kills a Living Shadow! Ire's Chair Legion kills a Foxy Animatronic! The Crusade of Stal is removed since its owner is idle! The Noob Army will counterattack entities rather than attacking normally! As such, it counterattacks the Foresaken, killing 75 Flesh Blobs! The Army of Choice kills 290 RTI Commandos! The Army of Terraria is removed since its owner is idle! The Homelands destroys 30 Danmaku Miniguns! The Obsidian Legion kills a Living Shadow and uses Want You Gone, dealing 40,000 damage to the M.C. Freedom! The Zerg Swarm deals 30,000 damage to the C-Mech Mk. X, but it kills 40 Drones in retaliation!
The Subspace Gunship uses Sayonara, Suckers! Its main cannon fires in an all-encompassing purple beam of light, wiping out ALL of the first two units of EVERY AG and Neutral army! By the way, if an Army's Artillery is the first unit in the chain at this point, its Core can be targeted! The Gunship then dies. All the Mechs destroy the Alchemy Alteration Field, and kill 35 Destroyers! The Godmodder deals 60,000 damage to the Master Chair Redux!
The Paradox Inc. Army kills a Helix Archangel!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Defeat both Pro-Godmodder Armies!
> AGs: Defeat Spiderbite's Army! It has a lot of troops.
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat all Anti-Godmodder Armies!
> PGs: Defeat Spiderbite's Army! It has a lot of troops.
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Music Box: [H] Heh: III
God Cat: [N] HP: 50,000/100,000. Cuteness Overload: III
Rancid Cheese Wedge: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.)
Team Microsoft Cloud Army: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] The Core: Ultra-Dai Microsoft Cloud. 650,000/650,000 HP. The Fleet: X-Gunzans. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Idea-Bots. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x8.) The Artillery: Microsoft Ultra Halo Robotic Drill. 250,000/250,000 HP.
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] The Core: Spiderbite's Guard. ???/??? HP. The Monster: M.C. Freedom. 385,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Multiversal Battleships. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Mecha Platoons. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Wizard Circles. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x50.)
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M.C. Freedom Deck: Tricky the Clown: ???/??? HP. Weakness: ???. Piono: 0/20 HP. 0 Energy. Respawns: III Minecraft Rebellion: 20/20 HP. (x19.) Respawns: III III III III III CaptainM8ndfang: 2/20 HP. All the Luck: I Respawns: III Triple Threat Drones: 50,000/50,000. (x2.)
Nexus Battalion: [pionoplayer] The Monster: Nexus Missileboat. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Nexus Gunboats. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Type A5 Mag Agents. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Advanced G0L3M Units. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x30.)
Blue's Fleet: [fseftr] The Core: HMAS Victor. 750,000/10,000,000 Shields. The Fleet: HMAS Amplifier & Magnifier. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Super Suits. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.)
The Foresaken: [XDGrangerDX] The Cores: Mechanical Twin. 300,000/300,000 HP. Mutated Twin. 300,000/300,000 HP. The Fleet: Experiment #94728. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavy: Multi-Powersuit. 200,000/200,000 HP. The Artillery: Experiment #94725. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Experiment #35674. 9,000/9,000 (x100.)
Master Chair Redux: [AG] HP: 42,000/170,000. Splinter Launchers: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x4.) Chair-Orb: 30,000/30,000 HP. Chair Railgun: III Power: IIIIIIIIII
Infernal Skeleton Titan: [AG] HP: 119,000/150,000. Deathly Dance: III Skellington Maneuver: IIIIII
The Feline: [AG] HP: 92,500/100,000. Reincarnations: III Corruption: 50%.
The Beldam: [AG] HP: 107,000/130,000. Dollmaker: III Corruption: 20%.
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.)
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Chair-God. 600,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x9.) Chairstorm Ascencion: III
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: III
Smash Army: [Goomba98] The Core: Master Core: 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Kihunters: 60,000/60,000. (x9.) The Heavies: Boom Stompers: 30,000/30,000. (x20.) The Artillery: Roturrets: 5,000/5,000. (x50.)
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 600,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x65.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 600,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: HEX-Bot Models. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x100.)
Terragen Civilization: [OverlordXcano] The Core: AI God. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: S3 Archailect. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborg. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 26,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 10,000oC.) MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Servos: HHN), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 100.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages. 2,000/2,000 HP. (x50.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 600,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) Want You Gone: III
Army of Platius: [zerithos] The Core: The THOR. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Bombers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Mortars. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Artillery: White Nexi. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.)
Sangheilos Alliance: [Aegis-A095] The Core: CSO-Class Supercarrier. 700,000/700,000 HP. The Fleet: CAS Assault Carriers. 400,000/400,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: CCS Battlecruisers. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Super-Heavy Plasma Mortars. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Type 52 Phantom Gunships. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.)
Zerg Army: [gutza1] The Core: Overmind. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Fleet: Leviathans. 100,000/100,000. (x6.) The Heavies: Queens. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x40.) The Artillery: Ultralisks. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Hydralisks. 3,500/3,500 HP. (x200.)
C-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 282,000/300,000. Tick Tock: III
Z-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 400,000/400,000. Infestation: III
SJ-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 600,000/600,000. Moonsetter: III
MC-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 330,000/350,000. Sunshaker: III
W-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 450,000/450,000. Witching Hour: III
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 600,000/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 600,000/600,000. Dead Man's Volley: III
EN-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 750,000/750,000. Game Over: III
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 278,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x23.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x6.)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 110,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x14.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 50. (On the M.C. Freedom.)
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
19 Hog Slop
20 Elf Tears
19 Pie Filling
2 Weasel Snot
Also, if the MC Freedom dies this round, leave it in the air, I plan on making it a dramatic death.
Crystaljudger OR the constants 1/11
5/11 for Exedo
I finish Life's Irony
MC Freedom:
Everyone hears a massive crashing sound.
Suddenly, all the massive pieces of debris within the F6 tornado smash into the deck. 6 different youtubers lose lives, antvenom is down to his last respawn: someone post him a finale, quick!
Piono is there, hovering mid-air, extremely angry.
He looks down at the field, then back up at the deck.
You know what, I might as well just bring them up here.
With a massive gust of air, all the mag agents and G03LM units are placed on top of the deck of the MC Freedom.
They'll be more useful up here.
All of the Nexus Battalion is now engaged with the strifes on the deck of the MC Freedom
On the ground below, Spiderbite's army rallies with the other armies in a massive combo-charge against the mechs.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I tell the real world Twin, not the Trifecta earth Twin, the 100% real one that's posting on this very thread, about his error on page 23. Twin states that a jiffy is 1/1000th of a second, when in reality a jiffy is 33.3564, much less than 1/1000th of a second. Twin, saddened and embarrassed by this horrific mistake, decides to cause the Godmodder 1 damage in repentance for this vile sin.
Planet Pushing: 5/7
Death Field: 4/9
Level 4 Time Travel Implant: 2/5 (Although, does this really matter? I already gave it to my past self, so to me it would already be working)
(I'm sorry, I really had to go so I couldn't wait for Twin to finish the post. Please forgive me :()
He scream
Translation of the above sentence: "Hello Tricky!!! I'm a big fan of your work!!! Unfortunately, it's your time to die!!!"
The Troll Generals assisted Mysterious Stranger in trying to kill the zombified clown.
The rest of the troll forces were still attacking Granger.
Troll Siege Engine: 3/50
I also rudely cut off Saint by pointing out that he's controlling people who are *dead.* Seriously.
I then wield the Pumpkinsucker against Tricky with EXTREME PREJUDICE, then absorb the Orb of Hope for a quick burst of GreenSun.jpegTricksterPerfectlyGenericHopeyJujubreakingTimetraveling superblasts of the Revenge. I then try to duplicate the Miniature Green Sun and toss it into an Alchemiter and then the AAF. This is getting silly.
I use Oncest and the Hopesploders powered by my residual Hope on Death. I then contemplate using the Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension's obvious superattack. Hint: It's Catenative. Duh.
Darn. Oh well, time to start some QUALITY TRICKSTERALCHEMIES! WOOOOO! ...You begot this. Besides why *can't* somebody be sane and Trickster? Seriously. Insanity isn't the fuel of Trickster Mode.
(LOWAS && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOLAR && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOHAC && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOFAF && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOCAH && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOPAN && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOTAK && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
(LOMAX && SPIRAL SUCKER) >=Zillymiter=<
Hm. Calamity Cannon && Miniature Green Sun 1/?? This ought to be disastrous.
Sunshining Sucker 10/11
Orb of... AntiTrickster? (Sanity Fuel) 1/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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>>Activating Fabrication Bays 0-2000, schematic Omega-2-4-3-0.
>>*assembly begins...Since there are so many Fabrication Bays on Omega-2, the work goes quickly, and it takes no more than 0 seconds to assemble and download a certain AI... The HEX-Mech is made of only the finest glyphically produced and constructed materials, armed with the best weapons an AI with magic can design and make, and it runs off of a Tesla-Attenborough Entropic Reversal generator, courtesy of a few scientists at the Foundation.* And it's legal, to boot, because it is not an army unit, it's just been produced by one. Specifically a Core unit. Which is a powerful unit.
>>I request my own Echeladder entry, and promptly feign a tantrum/go extremely hyper with joy when I don't get one/get one. Being an AI currently remoted into Godcraft, this may happen to disrupt the bits of the bits pertaining to PG forces, glitching them. Especially the Mechs. Especially the bits making the Mechs nontakeoverable. At which point I attempt to take over...Hmm, all of them starting with the C-Mech X.
"I grab the Point N' Fling and start to crash the Subspace Gunship with it...And I aim it at the Mechs."
>>Omega-2 attacks a PG army.
I use Casting Crowns on the C-mech X.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Watson: Hydrolic Rush on the Z-Mech
Servos: |H|-|-|
LeiShi: Tremor against the the mechs. (light AOE) Chi: 70
7 dragon roar: charge = 6
All the extras: Attack the Z-Mech
Arthur: Spinning Crash against the Z-Mech
@Nimble: ...
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Fseftr: Well, at least you're having fun. This is my nightmare. It might not be as intense as falling forever, being chased by death, or fleeing burning buildings, but its still one of my more common nightmares. But this time, I cannot back out. At least I have friends... I'd... I'd doubt that even an entire galaxy has a quintillion lives. Life is very, very rare after all... Oh... I'm sorry. I'm feeling very... exposed. And, I wouldn't recommend swimming. You'd probably survive, but just. Engie has almost finished a bridge anyway.
Oh, and you can keep building the snow fort, but armor HP decays very quickly outside of battle.
@Engie: +10 progress! The party walks over to the other side. You say the rest of your words to Wilson as you walk. Wait... How... How can you possibly think a quintillion lives is a small number? How does that even work? You said you've survived for... was it... 832 billion years? So I've survived for 0.000000024% of your time. Well, thats beside the point. How can 1000000000000000000 lives be a "not a very large number of people" when your life is 8320000000 years long? He's starting to get irritated. That number is MASSIVE. Thats 4 people for every SECOND of your life! Assuming everyone is an average of 2 meters tall, stacking all of them onto of each other would make a tower 2000000000000000000 meters tall! It takes light, LIGHT, over 2 centuries to travel that distance! Wilson is growing angrier. And to cap it all off, each and EVERY one of those people have their own hopes, their own dreams, their own nightmares, their own lives! Everything has its story! I learned that from gazing at the cosmos. What if I was one of those quintillion? Just scrubbed off of the planet like scum. All of my story, all memory of this place, all my guilt, all my aspirations, everything about me gone in an instant! He's working himself into a fury now. Or what if it was you? Gone, everything crushed down into a little tick mark in someone's brags. Your entire life story obliterated and referred to nothing more than "not a very large number of people". H- How would that feel? Tha- That- That's empathy! He stands somewhat awkwardly, and then suddenly back off quickly. The same, scared look flashes back into his eyes. I- I- I said tha- I'm so sorry! I- I don't- I don't know what came over me... I just g- got so angry. I f- feel like those pills m- might have done something... I'm so sorry! Ju- just... He turns and runs away through the door on the other end of the corridor. Or, at least, tries to. Halfway through he slips on the ice and slides into the far wall. Wilson's flash of anger has melted some of the ice, causing it to become slippery.
IRM event
http://www.mediafire.com/download/9vavrilwvvg79c3/IRM Event.zip
I have plans for 1 more IRM event, and it involves some actual combat. So thats why I asked for in game names, so I can give each player a custom gear set based on what they've done in the side quest.
All entities take some damage from passing time.
Wilson gets back up and scrambles through the door to the containment area. You all follow him in to see the area, his old home. Oh, and something about a creature breaking apart this building. That too. It is a large, open area, an artificial outdoors. It is built to resemble a plains biome with large open fields, broken up by a few trees scattered around. However, the entire area has been covered in a layer of snow. Right in the middle of the enclosure, is an absolutely massive, clearly synthetic, hollow tree. Well, it isn't really a tree. Its more of a massive tree stump. In addition, there are a few other structures, such as a small lake in front of you, a slowly decaying glacier in the corner, a large natural tree in another corner, and a slightly denser cluster of trees and bushes that are half covered in snow. But in all of this, Wilson is missing. Where would you like to explore first?
Allied Line:
[COL] Evil Snowman 27/30 HP + Snowfort 0 HP - Action: 1 (fseftr's)
Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
[MET] Steel Gauntlet Heavy 25/30 HP - Action: 2 (Engie's)
Base damage: 10, ignores damage of less than 10.
[MAG] Magic Mirror 26/30 HP - Action: N/A (Netpatham's)
Can meat shield incoming non physical attacks with a chance to reflect them
[MAG] HarveteR 37/40 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP *4 + Krackensbane 10/10 HP - Action: 3 (Gerbil's)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[FIR] Lava Blob 27/30 HP (Insert_Generic's) - Action: 4
Base damage of 10, hides behind allies.
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[NEU] Wilson 34/40 HP (Feeling vaguely saddened and feeling guilty, whereabouts unknown)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x1 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
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There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
>ow.
=CHARGE=
-16 / 50- Glitch
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I jump onto the MC-Mech Mk.X and begin point-blanking it with the ARMISTYX in CREAM CHEESE CANNON SCYTHE MODE.
I then get a MINI-CRIT ALLITERATION BONUS.
=COMMAND=
Chairstorm: ASCENSION will be used on K4yne's Army.
The Chair-Legion will attack K4yne's Army.
MCR uses Chair-Shell on the EN-Mech Mk.X! (It'll need to break the shield to keep attacking us, as I stated when I made MCR.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Yes, I realize alchemy is not the only option. Thank you, Alex, for the sword. Hold on... I am borrowing Caledfwlch, I have the Quills in two instances, a Miniature Green Sun, and the needed incantations. Now, if I just create the Stablizer and do the infusion in one charge, I can stop blathering about this wand. Can I use all the +1-s I have been given for the past three weeks or so on this charge now?
Innocuous Fusion 1/50
Grayholdian forces attack the mech they are most acclimated to fighting.
I, on the other hand, do something more... tactful. Using the Tectrix of the Arbitor, (which I recently obtained via bartering on the V2 Derse with a man who went by the name Slick, and I then sent it over to this universe temporarily) I write a draft a letter of such a high quality that it literally melts the face off of anybody who said letter is directed at. This letter is an unpleasant essay on the Nexus troops, and is approximately seventeen and a half pages long. Fortunately, I do not find it adequate to draw unsavory pictures and the like, for I am not the Chosen Arbitor. This letter is of the highest Elven standards, which are noticeably higher than those of Earth. This is likely due to the fact that my race, or rather, the few of us who remain, places a higher value on imagination and speech. I seem to have failed spectacularly in the second category, but I am rather adept at indirect speech. Thus, my affinity for ink. Anyways, this note is written in pure squid ink that has been infused with arcane energies, as well as Infuscolium dust*. This is where the essay derives the power it uses to melt faces off. I show the Nexus army this, and they react accordingly.
*Vetas hosted a variety of elements that will likely never be found on Earth, such as Mithril, Vesperium, Orichalcum, Adamantine, Infuscolium, Vyroxeres, and Corotite. I shall assume you know what Mithril, Vesperium, Orichalcum, and Adamantine are. Infuscolium is a burgundy-colored catalyst metalloid generally combined with various types of iron to create very powerful and durable alloys; the catalyst properties extend to the arcane category as well. Vyroxeres is a extremely toxic lime metal, and is usually used for traps, or weapons. Corotite is a dense deep iron-colored metal that was used to build cities on my planet. No idea why you do not have any of these on Earth.
Now, for Universe A. I attempt to manipulate time travel to go to B1 and speak with Echidna on LOFAF. If I fail, I then merely go to A2, and speak to the Echidna of LORAF. Alas, the Echidna of my session has already been spoken to. I personally went down into the Forge after we ended our civil war between the Prospit and Derse dreamers, and spoke to her. Well, I actually spoke to four Denizens, two alone. I went with Araeva and Virnul to Echidna and Yaldabaoth, and did my Denizen (Cetus) and Hephaestus alone. So, then.
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You look him in the eyes, fully expecting a drunken smile to appear on his face, or some other confirmation of jokesterism. You do not. For the first time in... who knows how long... Kalare Erelye looks... afraid.
So... umm...
You need to say something, right now.
Tell... Tell me about the voices.
Then and there, your best friend tells you. He speaks of the vile agendas of the Horrorterrors, of the dragon within his head, and of the brief glimpses he has into the future when thinking about deeper synaptic causality.
... Why haven't you told anybody else about this?
He shrugs.
You think they'll reject you.
For the first time in what seems like days since you were in the piano-room, he smiles at you.
Yea. Yo're sho smart, Navela.
Thanks.
Quite frankly, you are terrified right now. There is golden and burgundy flashing coming from the vents, and your best friend is apparently insane.
Can you... help me,?
I want you to teash me how to be normal.
He puts his hands on your shoulders.
OK then...Oh! I wonder if this is even possible...
...But let's try! Heeheehee! ((Caledfwlch && Hephaetus'es Gate) && (Fluorite Octet && Divine Plate)) >= Zillymiter =< (1/?)
Hrm...Candy is AMAZING, but it doens't look very hard. OH! Sauron's Armor && Terror Enderdragon Scale >= Zillymiter =< (1/?)
Whoops! Dropped the Terror Enderdragon Scale in the loom! Terror Enderdragon Scale ~~~ Loom.
I take the new GREENLANCE OF ZILLYROL and admire it while it flashes it's many colors, then shoot Tricky with the LAVASCOPER OF ZILLYWEN while generating a GUMMY BEAR I.E.D. with my ridiculous imagination to kick at him, THEN stab him with the GREENLANCE OF ZILLYROL from behind!
Meanwhile, the Aces get angry. OK they were already angry about all of this horsedung, but now they are really angry. They were doing their part and chipping in like before, beating the snot out of Terrors and those RTI jerks, but then most of the army just got annihilated by that cannon, and their leader has suddenly gone AWOL. It is the darkest hour for the ARMY OF CHOICE, though admittedly, like everyone else, they were doomed from the start. They are going into the night, and they are not going out. The Aces realize that they are unlikely to make it, and are prepared to depart into the darkness and meet Death for another game of Sudoku that will definitely result in their failure.
But they will not go gentle.
They whip out a charge bar of 4 units in length, kick the 3-unit length charge bar out of there because it was always supposed to be 4 units of charge, and begin the only legendary ritual they know, preparing their ultimate attack...
THE TRIPLE.
TRUFFLE.
SHUFFLE.
SCUFFLE!
The remnants of this rag-tag army unite as one and begin immediately targeting the Nexus Battalion!