Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 11/11) Welsh Excalibur, here I come! La la, lala, LAAAAAA!
...
...
...Yep, too hungry now. Can't do anything else on an empty stomach, because HUNGER DAMAGE is still a thing even in GODCRAFT. I fly briefly out of the MC FREEDOM STRIFE ZONE to CATCH A BREAK, taking the super-aloof Sylveon with me. It looked hungry too. However, before I leave, I drop a BUCKET OF 2B2T LAVA over PIONO, obtained when I attempted to grab the ring earlier and flew to the SHRINE, thinking I had it. Hopefully it destroys THE ONE RING, because I really doubt even PIONO will benefit from THE ONE RING. It's better this way!
Once out of the warzone. quickly whip out a NICE MEAL, saving the SPIRAL SUCKER for last. I (and the Sylveon) quickly REVITALIZE MY HUNGER BARS with TASTY SANDWICHES and EXCELLENT BERRIES, as well as a nice canteen of PURIFIED WATER, leaving a half of hunger left to actually consume the SPIRAL SUCKER.
The Sylveon nuzzles up to me as I lick the SPIRAL SUCKER! That's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohboy.
I slip into the fabled peachbirth trance of the jokebollocks, and quake in the foodsandwich throes of the g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goofjester tongues. People do facepalm x2 combos at my inab-b-b-b-bbility to hear perfectly goooooooooood advice over the blasts of war. My blood sugar levels should be LEGITIMATELY LETHAL they are sooooooooooooooooooo high. it is more like my blooood has been replaced with liquid sugar. And, in an explosion of FIERCE IMAGINATIVE ENERGIES, I underg-g-g-g-g-o-o-o-ooooo a phenomenal transformation into...
TRICKSTER MODE.
...Oh boy!
...Hey, that super-serious Spec-Ops Unit kind of got blown up by the TRICKSTER BLAST. HOORAY!
Wait, where'd the Sylveon run off to? Aww, I liked it! I guess I'll find it later, I HAVE ISSUES TO SORT OUT!
I play the Circle of Fifths. Black tentacles appear around the M.C.Freedom, seemingly eating away all the light around it.
Whorp!
WH0 ST0LE THE LIGHT????????
Captain M8ndfang looks down, seeing a sharp reinforced obsidian needle stabbed through her chest from 8ehind.
0live 0ctet 5/9
Staff of Teleportals && SCP-184 && Circle of Fifths
Circle of Fifths ~~~ Loom
Welcome, TheBlackSaint, and remember to leave your sanity at the door. Also, you can't just challenge an entity to an 1 vs 1. Consider checking out the Alchemiter, which is where you will be making most of your weapons.
((For readers reading the archives, this is my first canon post.))
"I'm BAAAAAAACK! Oh, now there's a massive battle? Hey Godmoddder, there's an army I'd like you to meet!"
Two mysterious figures stands on a hill. One is clothed in full-body, midnight black armor with a visor, making it impossible to ascertain it's gender (if it even has one). Oddly, it looks especially smooth for a Minecraftian... The other appears to be metallicky-silverish (yes I just made that up), and resembles a Minecraft avatar. They turn towards the battlefield, where a Massive Battle is taking place. Finally. After a ton of adventuring, a lot of which involving a certain universe, they have reached their destination. They know what to do. The metalish Minecrafty one travels to the Forge, where it prepares to make alchemies according to its master's instructions. The black-clothed one pulls out a transmitter. It is plain, rectangular, and grey. Only a single red button lies on its frame. The figure looks at the Battlefield for a second. It sees all the horrors that the Godmodder has created. Time to destroy them. It presses the button.
All of a sudden, fleshy drop pods start raining from the sky. They burst open upon impact, revealing various insect like creatures. A large shelled creature with four "claws" sticking up lands and starts deploying little insectiod drones. The Zerg swarm has made planetfall.
Zerg Base (Replenishes soldiers):1/10
Zerg Swarm: [Gutza1] The Core: Overmind. (250,000/250,000.) The Fleet: Leviathans. (100,000/100,000. (x6.)The Heavies: Queens. (15,000/15,000. (x40.)) The Artillery: Ultralisks. (8,000/8,000. (x15.))The Calvary: Hydralisks. (3,500/3,500. (x200.)) The Soldiers: Zerglings. (2,500/2,500. (x200.)) The Pawns: Drones. (500/500. (x200.))
As you can see, the zerg units sacrifice quality for quantity. Twin, feel free to rebalance them as necessary.
STORYEDIT: RETCONS AND ADDITIONS EDITION.
Also, register me in Pesterchum as "KerbalOverlord".
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Baroqueback Bowtier 3/6
I cast Woegothics on the Nexus troops. Then, I peer down from the edge of the ship, the only noise within range happening to be the static of the Transparent Magic Cueball, thanks to the Improbability Drive. 'Mysterious Stranger?' Hah.
At that, I pull out a small handheld mix of essentia valves, phials, and Node Transducer/Stabilizer hybrids, and twist one of the minuscule valves, placing the device in a safe place. That will come in handy. A small puff of silver smoke is let off by the device just before I seal it away.
I then turn around, and attempt to heal either Vriska, or some of the Minecraftian Rebellion with my Everfull Cosmicfruit Pot.
About an hour later, at nearly twelve thirty, Navela is still going with the piano, clearly unfazed by your presence.
SLUUUUUUUUUURP.
She turns around, and looks at you, clearly annoyed.
What was that?
She looks over to the mug, and examines the contents. She cannot place why they would be so entrancing that you would interrupt her.
Dammit, Kal! Please don't take sips so loudly. I was onto something there!
Yes well,,
They are complateley mashked by your cavtina.
*Cavitana...
*Cavatna...
HIC!!!
>Be Navela.
You are now Ms. Seceip. Normally, this would be a bizarrely rare privilege, but you are... preoccupied, to say the least.
Oh my god. How strong was that stuff?
I wuld sayy, prehhhhhttay strong, I guesh. I mean geush.
*Guesh. Sorry.
Honestly, you are surprised. You did not think your leader would actually drink that stuff...
HIC!!!
Quite frankly, you think the best way to get him to leave to allow you to play in silence is to remind him of a promise he made to you earlier that day.
*sigh* Didn't I tell you to be careful earlier?
Is only a-
oh.
Oh mey goodnesh
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I grab a Fury and do a wicked 13x hyper mega combo with a mixture of grab+down-tilts and aerial maneuvers. The Upside-Down-Specters are sucked into the Portable Proton-Packs contained on the S3 Archailects.
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???: 50/50 (READY)
The mysterious stranger and the shield of awesomeness, eh? Well let's see if that shield actually works.
I take out a pure black pistol and load up 1 glossy black ball as ammo, then set the settings of the gun to SHIELD BREAK MODE. I then fire the gun at the Shield of awesomeness, which then breaks the shield at frightening speed.
I fly over to the Alchemiter and travel thirty seconds into the future to learn what I use to create the Time Travel Implant. I then travel back in time and use the Ender Peal && Chaos Emerald to create it. With the Time Travel Implant created I travel way back in time to give it to myself at the beginning of my "adventure" in GodCraft, completing the loop I mentioned earlier.
(The reason I choose the Ender Pearl and Chaos Emerald is due to the fact that Ender Pearls allow for teleportation, while Chaos Emeralds allow for the manipulation of time)
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I activate the spade on Fill 'Em with Midnight, and proceed to fill the Nexus forces (if possible) with midnight. If it is not possible, then I go for the nearest PG entity/army.
The Heretic Grayholdium attack the Nexus guys. Also, did you get my +1 to the chain, Twin?
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine on Kayne's army
Blue's Fleet:
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man:
Nomblequest:
MC Freedom:
Airstrike Beacon AND Picnic Basket 1/?
I take a another look at the GameFAQs guide, which people seem to have forgotten about. I start reading from the beginning, and read as much as Twin feels like writing.
The shield then reformed, but became grey and lusterless due to the extreme damage from the attack and the explosion.
"Great, now it'll take longer to recharge."
He put away the shield, and took out a Parrying Dagger
Shield of Awesomeness replaced with Parrying Dagger
Passive Effect: Damage reduced by 1/4. Has a 5% chance of avoiding melee damage entirely.
Shield Recharge: 2 Turns
I don't count posts per turn when my posts from earlier disappeared for some odd reason.
Items Required for The Mysterious Stranger's Ultimate Attack:
Loaded Joy Colt [dont ask what it is, it will be explained when he uses his Ultimate Attack]
Soul of Samantha [yet again, don't ask as it will be explained when he uses it]
How to craft Loaded Joy Colt
Empty Joy Colt+12 .50 Cal bullets
Upon consumption of Loaded Joy Colt, Empty Joy Colt will appear in inventory
How to craft Soul of Samantha
Cherished Wedding Ring+Medium's Prayer
Upon use of Soul of Samantha, Cherished Wedding Ring will appear in inventory
How to obtain Medium's Prayer
Due to his Blessed Army Scarf, whenever Mysterious Stranger is damaged for 1000 HP or more, there is a 10% chance that the scarf's ability, Prayer, will activate. NOTE: This CAN stack if he is attacked for 1000 HP or more multiple times.
How to obtain .50 Cal Bullet
Whenever Mysterious Stranger does more than 1000 damage with an attack, he has a 50% chance of a .50 Cal Bullet appearing in his inventory due to his Blessed Army Scarf's OTHER ability.
Mysterious Stranger's Ultimate Attack Effects:
Target Unit is damaged 6 times by 2 .50 Cal Bullets fired from the Loaded Joy Colt, a double barreled .50 Cal double action revolver. Each bullet does a minimum of 250 damage, and a maximum of 5000 damage [unless targeting Godmodder, in that case all attacks would only do 100.] Mysterious Stranger then rushes the Target Unit and, with whatever weapon he was using before using Ultimate Attack in hand, attacks 6 times [if he is dual wielding, weapon in other hand does not count as he will be using both hands with his main hand weapon ], each attack doing 2.5 times more damage than the last from that weapon, followed by a 7th, final attack boosted by the Soul of Samantha item. The seventh attack, instead of just 2.5 times more damage than the last attack, will do a whopping 7 times more damage. Attack Cannot be avoided under ANY circumstances. Any events that would interfere with the attack would happen AFTER the attack unless they happen BEFORE the attack happens [that means if he targeted Godmodder, Godmodder would be unable to avoid.] If a unit is guarding the target directly and not through magic, alchemy, etc, then the unit guarding the Target Unit will be targeted instead, but with half of the final damage total being added on to the final damage total, essentially doing 1.5 times the damage it would have done in total.
Status Effects Required for Mysterious Stranger to use Ultimate Attack
@tazz: He could probably wield it, but he doesn't plan to. He has something else in mind for the one ring.
10/11 for abiit
6/9 for the Crystaljudger
1/? for Ring of Chaos OR entropic decay in a can
MC Freedom:
Tazz attempts to pour lava on piono, piono pulls out arctoae and freezes it into stone. (-5 energy)
Serpent does her backflip, and the ship jumps, disrupting her landing and messing up her attack.
piono responds to Blue: As far as I can remember, Eric is the only person I have willfully broken a promise to since coming to Godcraft, and as for trustworthy? It depends on if you've earned my trust yet or not.
Blue chases after Tricky, and barely dodges out of the way as the clown comes barreling up from below at high speeds.
ninja appears, wrapping the MC Freedom in tentacles of darkness. Vriska looks down as her avatar is impaled by dark energy. Ohgorilla. That's just unfair. (high damage to CaptainM8ndfang)
piono grins at ninja's actions. Does this mean an alliance?
On the deck, Tricky's return is heralded by the clown smashing through the ship, from bottom to top, ripping a massive hole in the deck.
Piono sees erelye moving over to assist Vriska. He draws Navitas Nox...
and Tricky smashes through the deck of the MC Freedom as piono fires, the shots going wildly far from their intended target. (-10 energy)
Piono drops to the deck. He looks up, then jumps off the deck of the MC Freedom and is whisked away by the winds. He is then seen returning atop one of the Nexus Gunboats, immediately, blasts of fire spray down upon the deck of the MC Freedom, engietech sprays. They are mixed with massive lightning and ice blasts, completely removing the forest that once tore up the deck.
You know what, I'm going to say this:
Everyone! If you can come up with finales for the various minecraftians helping Vriska, feel free to. If you come up with a finale and post it, said minecraftian will automatically use it and ascend.
The list is:
Sacheverell
Sethbling
Vintage Beef
Guude Boulderfist
PauseUnpause
Ethoslab
Old Man Willikers
Vechs (father of CTM maps)
Heliceo (Creator of the Ragecraft CTM series)
Lewis (Yogscast)
Simon (Yogscast)
Ant Venom
Doctor Trayaurus (The Diamond Minecart)
SkyDoesMinecraft (We had his minions at one point, now the budderman himself)
Stampy Long Nose
Captain Sparklez BeeBopVox (Diamonds to you!)
Dan (MC news, not sure what his account is)
Toby (other MC news guy, also don't know his username)
obsessedwizard (Awesome points to anyone who can figure out where the heck he's from or who he is)
4th wall:
piono laughs.
Believe me serpent, if I was just going to have him kill you, I would have done it already.
Its in my best interest to keep you alive, even if I hadn't just promised.
Name one person other than Eric who I've broken a promise to.
He rushes at serpent, Rapture raised.
And your silly little ward won't protect you.
He slams down Rapture, a massive blast of thirteen different elements, that under normal circumstances would have laid waste to almost anyone.
The blast, of course, misses completely. He's only trying to intimidate Serpent.
The massive spiral of multi-colored cracks in the fourth wall is intimidating enough.
Around serpent however, there is a glowing shield of golden energy.
Piono's eyes narrow.
Since when has he been so good at runic magic?
Out of the corner of her eye, serpent can see two things other than the energies cracking the fourth wall and piono.
The OP King, watching with amusement, and occasionally flickering, as if not completely solid...
And a small, nearly unnoticeable, wisp of grey light slowly filtering onto the fourth wall from nothingness.
=CHARGE=
-13 / 15- MCR: Summon Chair-God
-9 / 50- Glitch
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly use CHAIR-CRACKER LVL 10 on K4yne's Army.
I like flavor text.
I also poke the "mysterious stranger".
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 11/11) Welsh Excalibur, here I come! La la, lala, LAAAAAA!
...
...
...Yep, too hungry now. Can't do anything else on an empty stomach, because HUNGER DAMAGE is still a thing even in GODCRAFT. I fly briefly out of the MC FREEDOM STRIFE ZONE to CATCH A BREAK, taking the super-aloof Sylveon with me. It looked hungry too. However, before I leave, I drop a BUCKET OF 2B2T LAVA over PIONO, obtained when I attempted to grab the ring earlier and flew to the SHRINE, thinking I had it. Hopefully it destroys THE ONE RING, because I really doubt even PIONO will benefit from THE ONE RING. It's better this way!
Once out of the warzone. quickly whip out a NICE MEAL, saving the SPIRAL SUCKER for last. I (and the Sylveon) quickly REVITALIZE MY HUNGER BARS with TASTY SANDWICHES and EXCELLENT BERRIES, as well as a nice canteen of PURIFIED WATER, leaving a half of hunger left to actually consume the SPIRAL SUCKER.
The Sylveon nuzzles up to me as I lick the SPIRAL SUCKER! That's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohboy.
I slip into the fabled peachbirth trance of the jokebollocks, and quake in the foodsandwich throes of the g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goofjester tongues. People do facepalm x2 combos at my inab-b-b-b-bbility to hear perfectly goooooooooood advice over the blasts of war. My blood sugar levels should be LEGITIMATELY LETHAL they are sooooooooooooooooooo high. it is more like my blooood has been replaced with liquid sugar. And, in an explosion of FIERCE IMAGINATIVE ENERGIES, I underg-g-g-g-g-o-o-o-ooooo a phenomenal transformation into...
TRICKSTER MODE.
...Oh boy!
...Hey, that super-serious Spec-Ops Unit kind of got blown up by the TRICKSTER BLAST. HOORAY!
Wait, where'd the Sylveon run off to? Aww, I liked it! I guess I'll find it later, I HAVE ISSUES TO SORT OUT!
All charges progress.
BATTLE TECHNIQUE: SILENT STARE!
Targets the Forces of Mordor.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I play the Circle of Fifths. Black tentacles appear around the M.C.Freedom, seemingly eating away all the light around it.
Whorp!
WH0 ST0LE THE LIGHT????????
Captain M8ndfang looks down, seeing a sharp reinforced obsidian needle stabbed through her chest from 8ehind.
0live 0ctet 5/9
Staff of Teleportals && SCP-184 && Circle of Fifths
Circle of Fifths ~~~ Loom
Welcome, TheBlackSaint, and remember to leave your sanity at the door. Also, you can't just challenge an entity to an 1 vs 1. Consider checking out the Alchemiter, which is where you will be making most of your weapons.
???: 50/50 (READY)
The KOAXM army targets the godmodder's army.
I'll be making my great escape now!
PS his current weapons are strong, but what I intend on his final weapon being will be just plain awesome.
Mysterious Stranger uses Shield of Awesomeness ability, blocking all attacks until next turn but being unable to attack until said next turn
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
((For readers reading the archives, this is my first canon post.))
"I'm BAAAAAAACK! Oh, now there's a massive battle? Hey Godmoddder, there's an army I'd like you to meet!"Two mysterious figures stands on a hill. One is clothed in full-body, midnight black armor with a visor, making it impossible to ascertain it's gender (if it even has one). Oddly, it looks especially smooth for a Minecraftian... The other appears to be metallicky-silverish (yes I just made that up), and resembles a Minecraft avatar. They turn towards the battlefield, where a Massive Battle is taking place. Finally. After a ton of adventuring, a lot of which involving a certain universe, they have reached their destination. They know what to do. The metalish Minecrafty one travels to the Forge, where it prepares to make alchemies according to its master's instructions. The black-clothed one pulls out a transmitter. It is plain, rectangular, and grey. Only a single red button lies on its frame. The figure looks at the Battlefield for a second. It sees all the horrors that the Godmodder has created. Time to destroy them. It presses the button.
All of a sudden, fleshy drop pods start raining from the sky. They burst open upon impact, revealing various insect like creatures. A large shelled creature with four "claws" sticking up lands and starts deploying little insectiod drones. The Zerg swarm has made planetfall.
Zerg Base (Replenishes soldiers):1/10
Zerg Swarm: [Gutza1] The Core: Overmind. (250,000/250,000.) The Fleet: Leviathans. (100,000/100,000. (x6.)The Heavies: Queens. (15,000/15,000. (x40.)) The Artillery: Ultralisks. (8,000/8,000. (x15.))The Calvary: Hydralisks. (3,500/3,500. (x200.)) The Soldiers: Zerglings. (2,500/2,500. (x200.)) The Pawns: Drones. (500/500. (x200.))
As you can see, the zerg units sacrifice quality for quantity. Twin, feel free to rebalance them as necessary.
STORYEDIT: RETCONS AND ADDITIONS EDITION.
Also, register me in Pesterchum as "KerbalOverlord".In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
... Well Maniacs lost it. I kick Sauron in the butt (if he has one).
Maniac places a MUSIC BOX on the ground.
Music box: [H]
HP: ??? (You decide Twin)
Special: HEH III
Attributes: 80% chance of attacks against it missing
Doesn't attack
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Baroqueback Bowtier 3/6
I cast Woegothics on the Nexus troops. Then, I peer down from the edge of the ship, the only noise within range happening to be the static of the Transparent Magic Cueball, thanks to the Improbability Drive. 'Mysterious Stranger?' Hah.
At that, I pull out a small handheld mix of essentia valves, phials, and Node Transducer/Stabilizer hybrids, and twist one of the minuscule valves, placing the device in a safe place. That will come in handy. A small puff of silver smoke is let off by the device just before I seal it away.
I then turn around, and attempt to heal either Vriska, or some of the Minecraftian Rebellion with my Everfull Cosmicfruit Pot.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
About an hour later, at nearly twelve thirty, Navela is still going with the piano, clearly unfazed by your presence.
SLUUUUUUUUUURP.
She turns around, and looks at you, clearly annoyed.
What was that?
She looks over to the mug, and examines the contents. She cannot place why they would be so entrancing that you would interrupt her.
Dammit, Kal! Please don't take sips so loudly. I was onto something there!
Yes well,,
They are complateley mashked by your cavtina.
*Cavitana...
*Cavatna...
HIC!!!
>Be Navela.
You are now Ms. Seceip. Normally, this would be a bizarrely rare privilege, but you are... preoccupied, to say the least.
Oh my god. How strong was that stuff?
I wuld sayy, prehhhhhttay strong, I guesh. I mean geush.
*Guesh. Sorry.
Honestly, you are surprised. You did not think your leader would actually drink that stuff...
HIC!!!
Quite frankly, you think the best way to get him to leave to allow you to play in silence is to remind him of a promise he made to you earlier that day.
*sigh* Didn't I tell you to be careful earlier?
Is only a-
oh.
Oh mey goodnesh
I grab a Fury and do a wicked 13x hyper mega combo with a mixture of grab+down-tilts and aerial maneuvers. The Upside-Down-Specters are sucked into the Portable Proton-Packs contained on the S3 Archailects.
Planet Pushing: 3/7
Death Field: 2/9
He scream
=CHARGE=
-14 / 15- MCR: Summon Chair-God
-10 / 50- Glitch
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I decide to cut Robo-K4yne into pieces.
It'll take a five-post charge to repair...
If this isn't possible, I jump into K4yne's Army and blow them to pieces with the ARMISTYX in TNT CANNON SCYTHE MODE.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
???: 50/50 (READY)
The mysterious stranger and the shield of awesomeness, eh? Well let's see if that shield actually works.
I take out a pure black pistol and load up 1 glossy black ball as ammo, then set the settings of the gun to SHIELD BREAK MODE. I then fire the gun at the Shield of awesomeness, which then breaks the shield at frightening speed.
"well, too bad it didn't say can't be broken."
I'll be making my great escape now!
I fly over to the Alchemiter and travel thirty seconds into the future to learn what I use to create the Time Travel Implant. I then travel back in time and use the Ender Peal && Chaos Emerald to create it. With the Time Travel Implant created I travel way back in time to give it to myself at the beginning of my "adventure" in GodCraft, completing the loop I mentioned earlier.
(The reason I choose the Ender Pearl and Chaos Emerald is due to the fact that Ender Pearls allow for teleportation, while Chaos Emeralds allow for the manipulation of time)
Planet Pushing: 4/7
Death Field: 3/9
He scream
Baroqueback Bowtier 4/6
I activate the spade on Fill 'Em with Midnight, and proceed to fill the Nexus forces (if possible) with midnight. If it is not possible, then I go for the nearest PG entity/army.
The Heretic Grayholdium attack the Nexus guys. Also, did you get my +1 to the chain, Twin?
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Don't telll me,,
THAT I FORGOD ABOUT THE ONE THING I PROMISHED YOU!!!!!!!!!
:c
TF2 sucks. *Gets popcorn*
Action 2/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 33/50
Elemental Retribution: 8/50
I use Chivalrous Chop.
Sword Damage: 24K/150K
Constructs: 3/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine on Kayne's army
Blue's Fleet:
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man:
Nomblequest:
MC Freedom:
Airstrike Beacon AND Picnic Basket 1/?
I take a another look at the GameFAQs guide, which people seem to have forgotten about. I start reading from the beginning, and read as much as Twin feels like writing.
"Great, now it'll take longer to recharge."
He put away the shield, and took out a Parrying Dagger
Shield of Awesomeness replaced with Parrying Dagger
Passive Effect: Damage reduced by 1/4. Has a 5% chance of avoiding melee damage entirely.
Shield Recharge: 2 Turns
I don't count posts per turn when my posts from earlier disappeared for some odd reason.
Items Required for The Mysterious Stranger's Ultimate Attack:
Loaded Joy Colt [dont ask what it is, it will be explained when he uses his Ultimate Attack]
Soul of Samantha [yet again, don't ask as it will be explained when he uses it]
How to craft Loaded Joy Colt
Empty Joy Colt+12 .50 Cal bullets
Upon consumption of Loaded Joy Colt, Empty Joy Colt will appear in inventory
How to craft Soul of Samantha
Cherished Wedding Ring+Medium's Prayer
Upon use of Soul of Samantha, Cherished Wedding Ring will appear in inventory
How to obtain Medium's Prayer
Due to his Blessed Army Scarf, whenever Mysterious Stranger is damaged for 1000 HP or more, there is a 10% chance that the scarf's ability, Prayer, will activate. NOTE: This CAN stack if he is attacked for 1000 HP or more multiple times.
How to obtain .50 Cal Bullet
Whenever Mysterious Stranger does more than 1000 damage with an attack, he has a 50% chance of a .50 Cal Bullet appearing in his inventory due to his Blessed Army Scarf's OTHER ability.
Mysterious Stranger's Ultimate Attack Effects:
Target Unit is damaged 6 times by 2 .50 Cal Bullets fired from the Loaded Joy Colt, a double barreled .50 Cal double action revolver. Each bullet does a minimum of 250 damage, and a maximum of 5000 damage [unless targeting Godmodder, in that case all attacks would only do 100.] Mysterious Stranger then rushes the Target Unit and, with whatever weapon he was using before using Ultimate Attack in hand, attacks 6 times [if he is dual wielding, weapon in other hand does not count as he will be using both hands with his main hand weapon ], each attack doing 2.5 times more damage than the last from that weapon, followed by a 7th, final attack boosted by the Soul of Samantha item. The seventh attack, instead of just 2.5 times more damage than the last attack, will do a whopping 7 times more damage. Attack Cannot be avoided under ANY circumstances. Any events that would interfere with the attack would happen AFTER the attack unless they happen BEFORE the attack happens [that means if he targeted Godmodder, Godmodder would be unable to avoid.] If a unit is guarding the target directly and not through magic, alchemy, etc, then the unit guarding the Target Unit will be targeted instead, but with half of the final damage total being added on to the final damage total, essentially doing 1.5 times the damage it would have done in total.
Status Effects Required for Mysterious Stranger to use Ultimate Attack
Praying
10/11 for abiit
6/9 for the Crystaljudger
1/? for Ring of Chaos OR entropic decay in a can
MC Freedom:
Tazz attempts to pour lava on piono, piono pulls out arctoae and freezes it into stone. (-5 energy)
Serpent does her backflip, and the ship jumps, disrupting her landing and messing up her attack.
piono responds to Blue: As far as I can remember, Eric is the only person I have willfully broken a promise to since coming to Godcraft, and as for trustworthy? It depends on if you've earned my trust yet or not.
Blue chases after Tricky, and barely dodges out of the way as the clown comes barreling up from below at high speeds.
ninja appears, wrapping the MC Freedom in tentacles of darkness. Vriska looks down as her avatar is impaled by dark energy.
Oh gorilla. That's just unfair. (high damage to CaptainM8ndfang)
piono grins at ninja's actions. Does this mean an alliance?
On the deck, Tricky's return is heralded by the clown smashing through the ship, from bottom to top, ripping a massive hole in the deck.
Piono sees erelye moving over to assist Vriska. He draws Navitas Nox...
and Tricky smashes through the deck of the MC Freedom as piono fires, the shots going wildly far from their intended target. (-10 energy)
Piono drops to the deck. He looks up, then jumps off the deck of the MC Freedom and is whisked away by the winds. He is then seen returning atop one of the Nexus Gunboats, immediately, blasts of fire spray down upon the deck of the MC Freedom, engietech sprays. They are mixed with massive lightning and ice blasts, completely removing the forest that once tore up the deck.
You know what, I'm going to say this:
Everyone! If you can come up with finales for the various minecraftians helping Vriska, feel free to. If you come up with a finale and post it, said minecraftian will automatically use it and ascend.
The list is:
Sacheverell
Sethbling
Vintage Beef
Guude Boulderfist
PauseUnpause
Ethoslab
Old Man Willikers
Vechs (father of CTM maps)
Heliceo (Creator of the Ragecraft CTM series)
Lewis (Yogscast)
Simon (Yogscast)
Ant Venom
Doctor Trayaurus (The Diamond Minecart)
SkyDoesMinecraft (We had his minions at one point, now the budderman himself)
Stampy Long Nose
Captain Sparklez
BeeBopVox(Diamonds to you!)Dan (MC news, not sure what his account is)
Toby (other MC news guy, also don't know his username)
obsessedwizard (Awesome points to anyone who can figure out where the heck he's from or who he is)
4th wall:
piono laughs.
Believe me serpent, if I was just going to have him kill you, I would have done it already.
Its in my best interest to keep you alive, even if I hadn't just promised.
Name one person other than Eric who I've broken a promise to.
He rushes at serpent, Rapture raised.
And your silly little ward won't protect you.
He slams down Rapture, a massive blast of thirteen different elements, that under normal circumstances would have laid waste to almost anyone.
The blast, of course, misses completely. He's only trying to intimidate Serpent.
The massive spiral of multi-colored cracks in the fourth wall is intimidating enough.
Around serpent however, there is a glowing shield of golden energy.
Piono's eyes narrow.
Since when has he been so good at runic magic?
Out of the corner of her eye, serpent can see two things other than the energies cracking the fourth wall and piono.
The OP King, watching with amusement, and occasionally flickering, as if not completely solid...
And a small, nearly unnoticeable, wisp of grey light slowly filtering onto the fourth wall from nothingness.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.