Not null because only 2 posts are actually there. Check for yourself. PS I didn't delete them. Since I didn't get rid of them, I don't count them. Thus, I could have had him attack then take out the Parrying Dagger.
Log of logginess, excuse inaccuracies with colour/font.
Hello spider alien.
Or whatever you are.
Might you tell me.
Why you turned against Piono?
8ecause. He's pure evil. Do you know what he's responsi8le for outside of Godcraft? He's 8rought ruin to more universes than I could possi8ly count. He duped me into helping him. He promised help. Help with a situation he was responsi8le for in the first place. I'm not going to work for the one who almost got all my friends killed.
No, I don't know what he's done.
Could you give me some examples?
So, did he not follow through with his promise?
Of help, that is.
Lastly... isn't fighting against him.
Kind of beyond your power?
Examples? Do you know of Eric's pro8lems outside of Godcraft? He has real reason to 8e angry. In addition to every single other stupid thing... We've 8een dealing with some sort of eldritch a8ominations. 8igger than any from Paradox Space. That was what we originally needed help with. As it turns out, piono's actions are the reason they're here. He's thrown countless universes into chaos and death. And it doesn't matter if fighting him is a 8it... hopeless. It isn't anywhere near as 8ad as what we're dealing with already.
Fair enough.
Good luck...
Vriska? Is that right?
Whatever.
Say, do you know if Tricky has any weaknesses?
Maybe a way to be killed for good?
Thank you. Yes, you're right.
Wait, Tricky? Oh Jegus, the clown. No, I have no gorilla idea what to do a8out the clown.
Hello? This is just fa8ulous.
Oh, were you expecting a reply?
Sorry.
I just didn't see anything to reply to...
And time is money.
Fine, whatever. Just 8e sure to keep that gorillaing clown off my 8ack.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
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Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
Pherix: Flame Crash against the Control Core Tank
Watson: Steam blast at Control Core Tank (light AOE)
Servos: |H|H|N|
LeiShi: Bite (basic attack) against the Control Core Tank. Chi: 100 *GRACE ending*
All into 7 dragon roar! charge = 6
All the extras: Attack the Control Core tank
FOR THE NETHER
Arthur: bash Pherix in the face to reduce his HP.
@Nimble: so... is the machinery intact?
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: The only thing dangerous about the water is how cold it is.
@fseftr: I... bu-... I know I'm being stupid! That makes it all the worse! I know I'm just hurting myself. But... this place... I can't keep a strait face anymore! How can you live like that? How can you ignore the weight of all those lives? I've probably hurt far fewer than the square root of how many either you or Engie has hurt. Not only that, but I'm still hating myself even though my guilt was an accident! I think... He pauses for a few seconds, and then suddenly turns to Engie. To be honest... deep down, I envy you. You can just shrug off all thought of the future and past... I don't know how you do it or what you feel, but it would be certainly better than this... Another pause. Ah, anti-depressants... fine... Wilson empties out his bottle of coal dust and then washes it out with the ice cold water. He then takes another scoop and warms it by breathing on it for a while and drinks it with the pills. I don't feel any different... However, the room warms very slightly. +15 progress! (Not many people play the other extreme of remorse. Now I know why: writing Wilson's dialog actually depresses me a bit. But hey! Being depressed worked for Edgar Allan Poe, so it must be a free ticket into better writing.)
@Nimble: I've fixed both of the problems you mentioned. The link is now to an updated version. Nice score by the way. If I'm correct, it took you about 13 minutes with 0 deaths. Having 0 deaths is impressive, especially because I can't complete it without dying at least twice. +60 progress! +1 grand cold gem! +1 mega splash healing potion! You are now up by the vent and can do stuff to help everyone else get across.
The path ahead is iced over, with the exception of a large pool of ice cold water. The water pool completely blocks your path. There's nothing else except for some glaciers on either side and large icicles hanging from the ceiling. How do you try to cross?
Progress: 75/100
Allied Line:
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 20 HP - Action: 1 (fseftr's) Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
[MET] Steel Gauntlet Heavy 27/30 HP - Action: 2 (Engie's) Base damage: 10, ignores damage of less than 10.
[MAG] Magic Mirror 28/30 HP - Action: N/A (Netpatham's) Can meat shield incoming non physical attacks with a chance to reflect them
[MAG] HarveteR 39/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 2 + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP *2 + Krackensbane 10/10 HP - Action: 3 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[FIR] Lava Blob 29/30 HP (Insert_Generic's) - Action: 4 Base damage of 10, hides behind allies.
-
[NEU] Wilson 30/40 HP (depressed and feeling guilty)
Where was I with this stuff... ah. Page 7 We've been hearing rumors of a devastating war being fought some distance from here. Apparently it is between a person who calls himself the "Godmodder" and all who oppose him. This facility should be far enough away to be safe. Science has a higher propose than picking sides in our petty wars. Now, we've moved a brewing stand into the containment area along with some basic supplies and some of our more basic, visual alchemy explanations. We often find random potions around the brewing stand. Most of the potions are nothing more than colored water, but it is interesting seeing a mind unburdened by experience at work. He seems willing to try absolutely anything and is going through the supplies at an impressive speed. The book abruptly ends here. There are more pages left, but they are all blank. When I read that journal... thats all there was in there... But not long after I read that... this... happened. He motions back towards the rubble blocking the library passage.
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x1 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | E R
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Death, and use High Noon on it.
I travel to the Shrine of 2B2T and teleport a large amount of lava to Piono's general location. And by a large amount I mean all of it. Pyrrhic Victory achieved, we can all go home now.
If Piono godmods that away for some weird reason I just teleport lava into the pocket containing the One Ring, or point out that he really *shouldn't* have pockets as a Minecraftian? Wait is he? I'm kind of confused by his annoying personal arc. Whatever. I promptly take out Lil' Cal, then stare into his wonderful eyes in an attempt to know his innermost secrets. If I somehow fail to be possessed by Lord English/Caliborn I just use Lil' Cal on Piono. And on the record I think the Curse should also apply to his energy output.
Pumpkinsucker 9/11
Sunshining Sucker 6/11
Orb of Luck 5/??
\/\/\/\/ Joy, more RP. I stab the "Mysterious Stranger" with the Roleplay Slayer's Halberd, killing him instantly and stopping any attempts at roleplay he might try. Nah, just the first part.
Can I point out that I've I didn't start out with items, that my character would have been mauled the moment I fought something big considering how far into this I showed up???
Logic.
BTW I intend on him dying later, but not before he causes something BIG to happen.
Staff of Teleportals && SCP-184 && Circle of Fifths 2/X
SCP-184 ~~~ Loom
Whorp!
A figure appears in front of the Mysteriuos Stranger, wearing a big, nice hat. As about everyone that have evergazed upon such a beautiful headpiece, he has trouble ignoring the glory and simply looking at the face under the hat. When he finally gathers enough willpower to look down from it, he sees an enderman face, a black tuxedo with lots of stars on it, and an equally starry blue belt. In his hands the figure holds what appears to be a metallic spear, with a big spearhead shaped like a swordfish. The spearhead has many strange bitemarks, and a keyboard curls around the spear like a helix. A faint ticking noise can be heard from the spear, wich also gives off a strong scent of salmiak. The figure is taller than a player, but still too short to be an ordinary enderman.
NinjaV: Welcome to the Anti-Godmodders. Feel at home, stab some Pro-Godmodders, and check out the Alchemiter. Also, a cloak won't do it if you want to appear mysterious. You will need a big hat and a tuxedo for that. Like this
(That's not me, but I have her hat and tuxedo.)
The Stranger's cloak suddenly teleports into the figure's hand.
NinjaV: But first, you need to pass the introductory ritual. It's simple: It's simply Calvinball with daggers. And piranhas. And hats. And stab wounds. And potatoes. Lots of potatoes. And more daggers.
The figure's face breaks up in a rare enderman smile.
NinjaV: No, just kidding. We don't actually have an introductory ritual.
"Good sir, the cloak was just because I like cloaks. I've been biding my time, waiting for the right moment."
He then smiled.
"And who says I'm with the Anti-Godmodders??? Yes, I will wage war against the Godmodder, and yes, I will help the Anti-Godmodders, but I have my own plans. I intend on bringing some old friends into the mix..."
He revved up the chainsaw part of his sword.
"And if you want to know who my old friends are, I'll tell you..."
He began twitching.
"I represent three factions made into one: The Trolls, the Freaks and Monsters, and the Outcasts have all banded together to form The Third Army: a force dedicated to claiming a large piece of land specifically for us and us alone. We intend on getting rid of the Godmodder, but then we request a large portion of the already generated land so that we might have places to call our own. You understand why we want this, yes???"
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: BT:Colormatic on Kayne's army
Blue's Fleet:
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man:
Nomblequest: Shoot, Stab, and Repeat
MC Freedom: Below
Airstrike Beacon AND Picnic Basket 2/?
-Dreamscape-
You do realize that we aren't trapped in this dream with you, right?
I mean, I just left and came back a minute ago.
You're the only one in any real trouble.
So who are you feeling guilty for?
I don't ignore the weight of all those lives.
All I'll say is... this is a pleasant dream for me.
But I do what I have to do.
For the good of the many.
Frankly, being sad about it would be a waste of my time.
I would hope you haven't hurt the square root of the amount of people I have.
That would likely approach the billions.
Trust me, you don't want to be like me.
You probably shouldn't overreact so much either.
But a sense of empathy provides more benefits than drawbacks.
At least in most situations.
-MC Freedom-
Fseftr dual wields two copies of Ultramarine, and spams in the general area of Tricky.
Overworld: I use DECIMATION on Pherix. Two drones from Triple Threat continue tearing through the RTI troops, because it doesn't matter how much training you have, when you're being smashed around by living tanks that can shrug off planet-destroying explosions and outpace fighter jets, you're being smashed around by living tanks that can shrug off planet-destroying explosions and outpace fighter jets. Training doesn't make a human being any less squishy.
Wilson's Dreamscape: I turn to glare at Wilson. "The only reason I can ignore all of the lives I have destroyed is because it's in my nature. The way I work means that if I felt sorry for my victims, I'd very likely die of starvation. At my power level, a death like that can take upwards of 10 million years. I haven't decided to exist for 832 billion years just to die a slow, agonizing death like that. You should not envy anything about me. Especially not something like that." I then turn back to the iced-over path. Hold on. Ice. I have an idea. I then carve a number of ice statues out of the ice.
MCF Freedom: The free drone from Triple Threat flash-steps back onto the MCF Freedom, then flash-steps again. It does not reappear for some time, but when it does, it suddenly grabs Piono by the back of the neck and throws him into the roof, following up the throw with a gray pulse of energy. (Just for reference, the grab took 0.003 milliseconds. A normal human being takes about 0.2 seconds to process an event, let alone react to it. Death Battle figured a Power Ranger to have a reaction time of 0.006 seconds, or about 6 milliseconds. Hoorah for flash-step attacks. The pulse, fortunately for Piono, is not quite as fast.)
Hey, don't be so rude. It's just a little side questy thing. Theres nothing in the OP against that. It's not like he is trying to hijack the entire thread and set himself up as the most powerful person in it like Ellavagod tried to do.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Hello spider alien.
Or whatever you are.
Might you tell me.
Why you turned against Piono?
8ecause.
He's pure evil.
Do you know what he's responsi8le for outside of Godcraft?
He's 8rought ruin to more universes than I could possi8ly count.
He duped me into helping him.
He promised help.
Help with a situation he was responsi8le for in the first place.
I'm not going to work for the one who almost got all my friends killed.
No, I don't know what he's done.
Could you give me some examples?
So, did he not follow through with his promise?
Of help, that is.
Lastly... isn't fighting against him.
Kind of beyond your power?
Examples?
Do you know of Eric's pro8lems outside of Godcraft?
He has real reason to 8e angry.
In addition to every single other stupid thing...
We've 8een dealing with some sort of eldritch a8ominations.
8igger than any from Paradox Space.
That was what we originally needed help with.
As it turns out, piono's actions are the reason they're here.
He's thrown countless universes into chaos and death.
And it doesn't matter if fighting him is a 8it... hopeless.
It isn't anywhere near as 8ad as what we're dealing with already.
Fair enough.
Good luck...
Vriska? Is that right?
Whatever.
Say, do you know if Tricky has any weaknesses?
Maybe a way to be killed for good?
Thank you.
Yes, you're right.
Wait, Tricky?
Oh Jegus, the clown.
No, I have no gorilla idea what to do a8out the clown.
Hello?
This is just fa8ulous.
Oh, were you expecting a reply?
Sorry.
I just didn't see anything to reply to...
And time is money.
Fine, whatever.
Just 8e sure to keep that gorillaing clown off my 8ack.
I am unable to do the correct post here, so have a .txt file instead:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8y8zlp9t5hadj66/PostDTG16748.txt?dl=0
Watson: Steam blast at Control Core Tank (light AOE)
Servos: |H|H|N|
LeiShi: Bite (basic attack) against the Control Core Tank. Chi: 100 *GRACE ending*
All into 7 dragon roar! charge = 6
All the extras: Attack the Control Core tank
FOR THE NETHER
Arthur: bash Pherix in the face to reduce his HP.
@Nimble: so... is the machinery intact?
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: The only thing dangerous about the water is how cold it is.
@fseftr: I... bu-... I know I'm being stupid! That makes it all the worse! I know I'm just hurting myself. But... this place... I can't keep a strait face anymore! How can you live like that? How can you ignore the weight of all those lives? I've probably hurt far fewer than the square root of how many either you or Engie has hurt. Not only that, but I'm still hating myself even though my guilt was an accident! I think... He pauses for a few seconds, and then suddenly turns to Engie. To be honest... deep down, I envy you. You can just shrug off all thought of the future and past... I don't know how you do it or what you feel, but it would be certainly better than this... Another pause. Ah, anti-depressants... fine... Wilson empties out his bottle of coal dust and then washes it out with the ice cold water. He then takes another scoop and warms it by breathing on it for a while and drinks it with the pills. I don't feel any different... However, the room warms very slightly. +15 progress! (Not many people play the other extreme of remorse. Now I know why: writing Wilson's dialog actually depresses me a bit. But hey! Being depressed worked for Edgar Allan Poe, so it must be a free ticket into better writing.)
@Nimble: I've fixed both of the problems you mentioned. The link is now to an updated version. Nice score by the way. If I'm correct, it took you about 13 minutes with 0 deaths. Having 0 deaths is impressive, especially because I can't complete it without dying at least twice. +60 progress! +1 grand cold gem! +1 mega splash healing potion! You are now up by the vent and can do stuff to help everyone else get across.
IRM event
http://www.mediafire.com/download/9vavrilwvvg79c3/IRM Event.zip
All entities take some damage from passing time.
The path ahead is iced over, with the exception of a large pool of ice cold water. The water pool completely blocks your path. There's nothing else except for some glaciers on either side and large icicles hanging from the ceiling. How do you try to cross?
Progress: 75/100
Allied Line:
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 20 HP - Action: 1 (fseftr's)
Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
[MET] Steel Gauntlet Heavy 27/30 HP - Action: 2 (Engie's)
Base damage: 10, ignores damage of less than 10.
[MAG] Magic Mirror 28/30 HP - Action: N/A (Netpatham's)
Can meat shield incoming non physical attacks with a chance to reflect them
[MAG] HarveteR 39/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 2 + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP *2 + Krackensbane 10/10 HP - Action: 3 (Gerbil's)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[FIR] Lava Blob 29/30 HP (Insert_Generic's) - Action: 4
Base damage of 10, hides behind allies.
-
[NEU] Wilson 30/40 HP (depressed and feeling guilty)
Where was I with this stuff... ah. Page 7
We've been hearing rumors of a devastating war being fought some distance from here. Apparently it is between a person who calls himself the "Godmodder" and all who oppose him. This facility should be far enough away to be safe. Science has a higher propose than picking sides in our petty wars. Now, we've moved a brewing stand into the containment area along with some basic supplies and some of our more basic, visual alchemy explanations. We often find random potions around the brewing stand. Most of the potions are nothing more than colored water, but it is interesting seeing a mind unburdened by experience at work. He seems willing to try absolutely anything and is going through the supplies at an impressive speed.
The book abruptly ends here. There are more pages left, but they are all blank.
When I read that journal... thats all there was in there... But not long after I read that... this... happened. He motions back towards the rubble blocking the library passage.
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x1 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
E
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There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
48/50 Misc...
48/50 Upgrade..
10/10x7 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
The Pantheon 6/21
With a wave of Poseidon's Fist, I freeze over the Subspace Gunship's engines.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Thats not how it works, you dont have any godmodding abilities to pull off such stuff. /null
The Shield's ability is to prevent damage from up to 3 attacks but making him unable to attack for that turn.
See what I'm saying??? /notnull
Action 3/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 34/50
Elemental Retribution: 9/50
I finally deploy the Constructs.
Sword Damage: 24K/250K
Constructs: 0/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
iii: 50/50 +1 self
iv: 32/50 +1 self
v: 8/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(NTS, Count assists)
NimbleQuest!
I stare at Nimble through the fourth wall.
No.
>Leonstar0: ====>
(This is entered in dramatically.)
Leonstar1: I release a burst of light which burns the undead of the death army.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
I duplicate 3 Holy Mackerel Betas.
Holy Mackerel Beta: 4
/null
I'll be making my great escape now!
I travel to the Shrine of 2B2T and teleport a large amount of lava to Piono's general location. And by a large amount I mean all of it. Pyrrhic Victory achieved, we can all go home now.
If Piono godmods that away for some weird reason I just teleport lava into the pocket containing the One Ring, or point out that he really *shouldn't* have pockets as a Minecraftian? Wait is he? I'm kind of confused by his annoying personal arc. Whatever. I promptly take out Lil' Cal, then stare into his wonderful eyes in an attempt to know his innermost secrets. If I somehow fail to be possessed by Lord English/Caliborn I just use Lil' Cal on Piono. And on the record I think the Curse should also apply to his energy output.
Pumpkinsucker 9/11
Sunshining Sucker 6/11
Orb of Luck 5/??
\/\/\/\/ Joy, more RP. I stab the "Mysterious Stranger" with the Roleplay Slayer's Halberd, killing him instantly and stopping any attempts at roleplay he might try. Nah, just the first part.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Also, I start working on (Redstone Dust & Iron Ingot) || Gold Foil = Electomagnet Wire
and pull a PLASMA HEATER (alchemy component) out of my pocket.
Zerg Base: 2/10
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Can I point out that I've I didn't start out with items, that my character would have been mauled the moment I fought something big considering how far into this I showed up???
Logic.
BTW I intend on him dying later, but not before he causes something BIG to happen.
I slice Paradox Inc. with Enderdragon's Scythe.
The 0bsidian Legion attacks the Death Army.
0live 0ctet 6/9
Staff of Teleportals && SCP-184 && Circle of Fifths 2/X
SCP-184 ~~~ Loom
Whorp!
A figure appears in front of the Mysteriuos Stranger, wearing a big, nice hat. As about everyone that have evergazed upon such a beautiful headpiece, he has trouble ignoring the glory and simply looking at the face under the hat. When he finally gathers enough willpower to look down from it, he sees an enderman face, a black tuxedo with lots of stars on it, and an equally starry blue belt. In his hands the figure holds what appears to be a metallic spear, with a big spearhead shaped like a swordfish. The spearhead has many strange bitemarks, and a keyboard curls around the spear like a helix. A faint ticking noise can be heard from the spear, wich also gives off a strong scent of salmiak. The figure is taller than a player, but still too short to be an ordinary enderman.
NinjaV: Welcome to the Anti-Godmodders. Feel at home, stab some Pro-Godmodders, and check out the Alchemiter. Also, a cloak won't do it if you want to appear mysterious. You will need a big hat and a tuxedo for that. Like this
(That's not me, but I have her hat and tuxedo.)
The Stranger's cloak suddenly teleports into the figure's hand.
NinjaV: But first, you need to pass the introductory ritual. It's simple: It's simply Calvinball with daggers. And piranhas. And hats. And stab wounds. And potatoes. Lots of potatoes. And more daggers.
The figure's face breaks up in a rare enderman smile.
NinjaV: No, just kidding. We don't actually have an introductory ritual.
That would be awesome, though.
He then smiled.
"And who says I'm with the Anti-Godmodders??? Yes, I will wage war against the Godmodder, and yes, I will help the Anti-Godmodders, but I have my own plans. I intend on bringing some old friends into the mix..."
He revved up the chainsaw part of his sword.
"And if you want to know who my old friends are, I'll tell you..."
He began twitching.
"I represent three factions made into one: The Trolls, the Freaks and Monsters, and the Outcasts have all banded together to form The Third Army: a force dedicated to claiming a large piece of land specifically for us and us alone. We intend on getting rid of the Godmodder, but then we request a large portion of the already generated land so that we might have places to call our own. You understand why we want this, yes???"
OOC: buh-buh-buh-BOMBSHELL!!!
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: BT:Colormatic on Kayne's army
Blue's Fleet:
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man:
Nomblequest: Shoot, Stab, and Repeat
MC Freedom: Below
Airstrike Beacon AND Picnic Basket 2/?
-Dreamscape-
You do realize that we aren't trapped in this dream with you, right?
I mean, I just left and came back a minute ago.
You're the only one in any real trouble.
So who are you feeling guilty for?
I don't ignore the weight of all those lives.
All I'll say is... this is a pleasant dream for me.
But I do what I have to do.
For the good of the many.
Frankly, being sad about it would be a waste of my time.
I would hope you haven't hurt the square root of the amount of people I have.
That would likely approach the billions.
Trust me, you don't want to be like me.
You probably shouldn't overreact so much either.
But a sense of empathy provides more benefits than drawbacks.
At least in most situations.
-MC Freedom-
Fseftr dual wields two copies of Ultramarine, and spams in the general area of Tricky.
A Rancid Cheese Wedge: [19/20]
Overworld: I use DECIMATION on Pherix. Two drones from Triple Threat continue tearing through the RTI troops, because it doesn't matter how much training you have, when you're being smashed around by living tanks that can shrug off planet-destroying explosions and outpace fighter jets, you're being smashed around by living tanks that can shrug off planet-destroying explosions and outpace fighter jets. Training doesn't make a human being any less squishy.
Wilson's Dreamscape: I turn to glare at Wilson. "The only reason I can ignore all of the lives I have destroyed is because it's in my nature. The way I work means that if I felt sorry for my victims, I'd very likely die of starvation. At my power level, a death like that can take upwards of 10 million years. I haven't decided to exist for 832 billion years just to die a slow, agonizing death like that. You should not envy anything about me. Especially not something like that." I then turn back to the iced-over path. Hold on. Ice. I have an idea. I then carve a number of ice statues out of the ice.
MCF Freedom: The free drone from Triple Threat flash-steps back onto the MCF Freedom, then flash-steps again. It does not reappear for some time, but when it does, it suddenly grabs Piono by the back of the neck and throws him into the roof, following up the throw with a gray pulse of energy. (Just for reference, the grab took 0.003 milliseconds. A normal human being takes about 0.2 seconds to process an event, let alone react to it. Death Battle figured a Power Ranger to have a reaction time of 0.006 seconds, or about 6 milliseconds. Hoorah for flash-step attacks. The pulse, fortunately for Piono, is not quite as fast.)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Hey, don't be so rude. It's just a little side questy thing. Theres nothing in the OP against that. It's not like he is trying to hijack the entire thread and set himself up as the most powerful person in it like Ellavagod tried to do.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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\/\/ Jeez take a joke. I don't even care.
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