The Mysterious Stranger heard a sudden rumble and smiled.
"Here they come."
Suddenly, a large hole appeared right behind Mysterious Stranger, and Trolls began pouring out of it, wearing full enchanted diamond armor, and holding TNT, Flint-And-Steels, and a few were building a multi-tiered, mobile TNT Cannon.
Troll Siege Engine: 1/15
Standard Troll Unit: HP: 5000. Attack: 1000. Defence: 2000. Speed: Sprinting. Intelligence: High. Faith: Varies. Stealth: Sam Fisher. Amount: 1500
Troll Colonel: HP: 7000. Attack: 1500. Defence: 2000. Speed: Sprint plus Speed Potion. Intelligence Very High. Faith: Varies. Stealth: Still Sam Fisher. Amount: 700
Good luck with the editor twin.
I finish Abiit
7/9 for the Crystajudger
2/11 for Exedo
Jokealchemy: Ircucvci OR Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum AND Nulla Stella AND Denito Surrexit AND Deum Lucem AND Nocte Consumens AND Abiit (Whoo! I was able to do all of that without having ti look at my sheet!) And since this is over twice as many levels plugged into it as Rapture it had better not be the same level. Seriously, what was up with God's Forge only being level 65?
PIono does not respawn, as his death took place after my last post.
The Nexus ships blast everything on the deck of the MC Freedom once more.
Vriska's army and piono's army are now fighting each other.
The F6 tornado continues dealing damage to the MC Freedom and messing up attacks on it.
I was obviously fighting Piono's army. Jeez.
I apologize to Piono for being offensive. I then immediately go back on the offense by attempting to be the pony and eat piono, seeing as he was "bale to freeze the lava." This clearly means that he is secretly made of hay. It's okay, I'm secretly (well not all that secretly) a Blue Generic Object.
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Death, and target it with my army. I then use High Noon on it.
Hmmmmmm. I hold off on trolling piono a second time. However, I give Vriska's avatar the Orb of Light.
Pumpkinsucker 10/11
Sunshining Sucker 7/11
Hope into altar 1/??
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=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
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+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I switch the ARMISTYX to GENERIC ROCKET LAUNCHER SCYTHE MODE and rocket jump above K4yne's Army.
I then switch the ARMISTYX to MARKET GARDENER SCYTHE MODE and score some crits.
=COMMAND=
MCR needs to recharge, I believe. If not, he'll use Chair-Pulse on K4yne's Army and Piono's Army.
The Chair-Legion will use CHAIRSTORM if it is available. It targets K4yne's Army!
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Quote from TheBlackSaint»The Mysterious Stranger heard a sudden rumble and smiled.
"Here they come."
Suddenly, a large hole appeared right behind Mysterious Stranger, and Trolls began pouring out of it, wearing full enchanted diamond armor, and holding TNT, Flint-And-Steels, and a few were building a multi-tiered, mobile TNT Cannon.
Troll Siege Engine: 1/15
Standard Troll Unit: HP: 5000. Attack: 1000. Defence: 2000. Speed: Sprinting. Intelligence: High. Faith: Varies. Stealth: Sam Fisher. Amount: 1500
Troll Colonel: HP: 7000. Attack: 1500. Defence: 2000. Speed: Sprint plus Speed Potion. Intelligence Very High. Faith: Varies. Stealth: Still Sam Fisher. Amount: 700
Recreating the Master Emerald: 11/11
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = The Painchimer (Level 10: 4/11)
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 9)
I play golf... with grenades as the ball, malleo dei as the stickthingy and the noob army as the hole!
22/50 The Queen
14/25 Health Care Package
13/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: More burning through the Chair Legion people with Hipppocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: i explain advanced physics to the Chair Legion while in space the Hyperion Moon Base fires a lazer at them.
---
Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 0%
MMMMPH: 77%
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = The Painchimer (Level 10: 4/11)
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 10)
I imbue the nucelar elementalbows shots with the element Wind!
I unleash the ten charges in my attack against the MCfreedom, the shot pierces its hull and a strong gust of wind topples everyone on the deck!
Oh, oh oh oh! Howabout The Vulcanizer >=Zillymiter=<?! (1/?)
Oh boy! Just thought of this! Sauron's Armor >=Zillymiter=<! (1/?)
My Zillied-up self inspects my garish swanky new clothes and form. Half-wrapped chocolate bar stuck in hair? Check! Suspiciously Sylveon-like bow tie? Check! Super-Zilly glove covering up THE MAN ENDER, the one item that did not in fact change at all for some reason? Check! Already-ridiculous head of red hair STILL obstructing my eyes from others? Check! Brightly-colored clothes in general? Check! Oddly olive cheek swirls, in line with intended text color? Check! Small yellow tendrils of PURE IMAGINATION? Uhh, not part of the list, but still a check!
Yep, definitely Trickster.
However, almost everyone has already gone Trickster, Grimdark, or been immunized through other means, and those that aren't would take legitimately forever to turn Trickster as well, so it seems like almost any attempt at turning stuff Trickster is out of the question. For my Trickster'd up self, this is a bummer.
However, this form's very heightened IMAGINATION stat is still useful, and even in this form I know better than to let that go to waste! So, that just leaves one cramp in my style, one problem that just being super-happy doesn't fix: Piono. Unfortunately, he hasn't re-spawned yet either, which leaves his only surviving minion...
TRICKY.
I blast off in a ridiculous burst of TRICKSTER MAJJYKS, said blast knocking up the RTI Ground Troops, and returning to the MC Freedom, chasing the clown gone horribly wrong at the speed of ZILLY! I'm going to catch him sooner or later!
Heeheehee!
Meanwhile, my very confused army, after some bickering, decides that me blowing up the RTI ground troops tells them exactly who to target, and goes for the RTI ground troops as well, switching the GRAND RANCH CANNON's ammo type back from LONG to SHORT.
No... nononononononononononononnononononononononononono...
Th12 12 NOT h4pp3ning y3t *4g41n!* Fr34k1ng tr1ck2t3r2 4nd th31r c4ndy-co4t3d 1ns4n1ty. RRRGH. I pick up the Spiral Sucker and smash it into Tazz, stopping him and getting his attention. I then decide to fight Tricky with Tazz on my side, since he does need a good STRIFE. I then take out a card and throw it into Tricky, turning him into DARK TRICKY for a reasonable facsimile of grimdarkness.
I use the White Whaler and Jeffing Awesome on Death.
I pick up the Revenge and cut through Piono's army(Piono's, not Vriska's) and blow it up with a bunch of Green Sun blasts, Perfectly Generic Objects, and .jpegs.
Pumpkinsucker 11/11
Sunshining Sucker 8/11
Hope Orb 2/??
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT:Colormatic on Kayne's army
Blue's Fleet: Target serpent's army
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: I don't suppose I could continue building the snow fort?
Nomblequest: I go bowling with the enemies, they're the pins.
MC Freedom: Below
Airstrike Beacon AND Picnic Basket 3/3
I start reading at section 2, and then once again read as far as Twin wants to write.
-Dreamscape-
I meant that this is a pleasant dream.
Compared to the nightmares I usually have.
Anyways...
Yeah, you're kind of failing with the scale.
I'm talking about an entire galaxy of lives.
Hey! I take some offence from that.
Just because I'm a mass murderer.
Doesn't mean I can't be empathetic and whatnot.
I'm not...
But that's besides the point.
Also. I don't know why I haven't tried this yet.
I've had training on ice worlds.
So unless your imagination is really strong.
I think I can just swim across.
Blue proceeds to do so. Try to swim across that is.
-MC Freedom-
HMAS Victor appears beside the MC Freedom, but instead of firing on anybody, it activates a massive magnet to try to steal Tricky's stop sign.
Yes, that was the best use of a multi-million dollar super electromagnet.
STATUS: RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS
SIDE STATUS: RETURNED
2 +1s to Irecreeper
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 25/50
Meme Dream Team 25/40
Meme Dream Team :3 24/50
.............................................................................................. THE END TIMES HAVE REBEGUN .............................................................................................. >ARMY ATTACK >TARGET: "Army of Platius"
Army Status:
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 4/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 9/15
I examine my brand new Sun, as well as the pool cue staff.
I then flash-step over to the nearest enemy, and nail them with a thick tome before they react. Of course, this was no ordinary book. It was The End is Nigh. Meteors fall from the sky, and strike said entity I bashed. That, and I cast Regicide on it.
Oh, yes; that reminds me. Was the Magic Cueball to be trusted? It had teal text, not white... whichever.
The two of you walk in a relatively straight line across the meteor, making few turns. A few times, you have to catch his slim body before he slams into the floor. The two of you are completely silent along the way.
Heh.
Your friend stops suddenly and abruptly, slightly confusing you.
Dish... you hear something?
No. Why?
Shhh. Could you bring a light up?
You use up a fragment of your Scroll of Light to cause your skin to faintly glow. Kalare probably could have done this without breaking a sweat, but he... you know. The both of you can now faintly hear what sounds like arcane blasts and psionic energy colliding. Kalare peers up the stairs the two of you are currently walking up, prepared to pull out his wand if needed. Ill omens. (Of course, he does not know that he left his wand back in the common area. He does, however, have the Quills.)
Naveva. Can I tel you somethink in confidenence?
Sure.
I... sometims, I hear voices.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
"Here they come."
Suddenly, a large hole appeared right behind Mysterious Stranger, and Trolls began pouring out of it, wearing full enchanted diamond armor, and holding TNT, Flint-And-Steels, and a few were building a multi-tiered, mobile TNT Cannon.
Troll Siege Engine: 1/15
Standard Troll Unit: HP: 5000. Attack: 1000. Defence: 2000. Speed: Sprinting. Intelligence: High. Faith: Varies. Stealth: Sam Fisher. Amount: 1500
Troll Colonel: HP: 7000. Attack: 1500. Defence: 2000. Speed: Sprint plus Speed Potion. Intelligence Very High. Faith: Varies. Stealth: Still Sam Fisher. Amount: 700
Single-Tier Mobile TNT Cannon: HP: 3500. Attack: 5000. Defence: 900. Speed: Walk. Intelligence: High. Faith: Varies. Stealth: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Tank. Amount: 100
Troll Five-Star General: HP: 10000. Attack: 3000. Defence: 3000. Speed: Sprint. Intelligence: Eggman. Faith: High. Stealth: Not quite Sam Fisher, but still not bad. Amount: 20.
I finish Abiit
7/9 for the Crystajudger
2/11 for Exedo
Jokealchemy: Ircucvci OR Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum AND Nulla Stella AND Denito Surrexit AND Deum Lucem AND Nocte Consumens AND Abiit (Whoo! I was able to do all of that without having ti look at my sheet!) And since this is over twice as many levels plugged into it as Rapture it had better not be the same level. Seriously, what was up with God's Forge only being level 65?
PIono does not respawn, as his death took place after my last post.
The Nexus ships blast everything on the deck of the MC Freedom once more.
Vriska's army and piono's army are now fighting each other.
The F6 tornado continues dealing damage to the MC Freedom and messing up attacks on it.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
As a result, I will keep them at 3/3 until they are deployable.
Action 1/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 35/50
Elemental Retribution: 10/50
I use Chivalrous Chop on the strongest PG entity.
Sword Damage: 24K/250K
Constructs: 3/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
The Jargon Machine of Inexplicable Garbage Jargon Language
2/30
Gaming Dispenserifle && Potion of Instability
2/??
I use Maniacs HHHH on some Minecraftians.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I apologize to Piono for being offensive. I then immediately go back on the offense by attempting to be the pony and eat piono, seeing as he was "bale to freeze the lava." This clearly means that he is secretly made of hay. It's okay, I'm secretly (well not all that secretly) a Blue Generic Object.
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Death, and target it with my army. I then use High Noon on it.
Hmmmmmm. I hold off on trolling piono a second time. However, I give Vriska's avatar the Orb of Light.
Pumpkinsucker 10/11
Sunshining Sucker 7/11
Hope into altar 1/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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=CHARGE=
-12 / 50- Glitch
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I switch the ARMISTYX to GENERIC ROCKET LAUNCHER SCYTHE MODE and rocket jump above K4yne's Army.
I then switch the ARMISTYX to MARKET GARDENER SCYTHE MODE and score some crits.
=COMMAND=
MCR needs to recharge, I believe. If not, he'll use Chair-Pulse on K4yne's Army and Piono's Army.
The Chair-Legion will use CHAIRSTORM if it is available. It targets K4yne's Army!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I actually recommend to start using 45/50 post charges at this point, or else it will be quick killed easily.
LAYER X (entity): 50/50 (READY)
???: 50/50 (READY)
i fire the overkill minirail at the feline.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = The Painchimer (Level 10: 4/11)
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 9)
I play golf... with grenades as the ball, malleo dei as the stickthingy and the noob army as the hole!
INVENTORY
I use Black Inches at the Death Army.
The 0bsidian Legion attacks the Death Army while the 0bsidian Colossus uses Want You Gone at the M.C.Freedom.
0live 0ctet 7/9
The Manipuleightr 3/9
Stranger's Cloak && Theree in the Morning Dress && Nightmare Fuel
Trolls? Do you meal Alternian trolls, mythologic trolls or internet trolls?
Also, remember the Phasing debuff from Want You Gone.
14/25 Health Care Package
13/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: More burning through the Chair Legion people with Hipppocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: i explain advanced physics to the Chair Legion while in space the Hyperion Moon Base fires a lazer at them.
---
Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 0%
MMMMPH: 77%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 10)
I imbue the nucelar elementalbows shots with the element Wind!
I unleash the ten charges in my attack against the MCfreedom, the shot pierces its hull and a strong gust of wind topples everyone on the deck!
INVENTORY
Let's try ((Adamantium Door && Cheap Sword) && Chaotic Octect) >=Zillymiter=<! (1/?)
Oh, oh oh oh! Howabout The Vulcanizer >=Zillymiter=<?! (1/?)
Oh boy! Just thought of this! Sauron's Armor >=Zillymiter=<! (1/?)
My Zillied-up self inspects my
garishswanky new clothes and form. Half-wrapped chocolate bar stuck in hair? Check! Suspiciously Sylveon-like bow tie? Check! Super-Zilly glove covering up THE MAN ENDER, the one item that did not in fact change at all for some reason? Check! Already-ridiculous head of red hair STILL obstructing my eyes from others? Check! Brightly-colored clothes in general? Check! Oddly olive cheek swirls, in line with intended text color? Check! Small yellow tendrils of PURE IMAGINATION? Uhh, not part of the list, but still a check!Yep, definitely Trickster.
However, almost everyone has already gone Trickster, Grimdark, or been immunized through other means, and those that aren't would take legitimately forever to turn Trickster as well, so it seems like almost any attempt at turning stuff Trickster is out of the question. For my Trickster'd up self, this is a bummer.
However, this form's very heightened IMAGINATION stat is still useful, and even in this form I know better than to let that go to waste! So, that just leaves one cramp in my style, one problem that just being super-happy doesn't fix: Piono. Unfortunately, he hasn't re-spawned yet either, which leaves his only surviving minion...
TRICKY.
I blast off in a ridiculous burst of TRICKSTER MAJJYKS, said blast knocking up the RTI Ground Troops, and returning to the MC Freedom, chasing the clown gone horribly wrong at the speed of ZILLY! I'm going to catch him sooner or later!
Heeheehee!
Meanwhile, my very confused army, after some bickering, decides that me blowing up the RTI ground troops tells them exactly who to target, and goes for the RTI ground troops as well, switching the GRAND RANCH CANNON's ammo type back from LONG to SHORT.
Th12 12 NOT h4pp3ning y3t *4g41n!* Fr34k1ng tr1ck2t3r2 4nd th31r c4ndy-co4t3d 1ns4n1ty. RRRGH. I pick up the Spiral Sucker and smash it into Tazz, stopping him and getting his attention. I then decide to fight Tricky with Tazz on my side, since he does need a good STRIFE. I then take out a card and throw it into Tricky, turning him into DARK TRICKY for a reasonable facsimile of grimdarkness.
I use the White Whaler and Jeffing Awesome on Death.
I pick up the Revenge and cut through Piono's army(Piono's, not Vriska's) and blow it up with a bunch of Green Sun blasts, Perfectly Generic Objects, and .jpegs.
Pumpkinsucker 11/11
Sunshining Sucker 8/11
Hope Orb 2/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Mini- Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT:Colormatic on Kayne's army
Blue's Fleet: Target serpent's army
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: I don't suppose I could continue building the snow fort?
Nomblequest: I go bowling with the enemies, they're the pins.
MC Freedom: Below
Airstrike Beacon AND Picnic Basket 3/3
I start reading at section 2, and then once again read as far as Twin wants to write.
-Dreamscape-
I meant that this is a pleasant dream.
Compared to the nightmares I usually have.
Anyways...
Yeah, you're kind of failing with the scale.
I'm talking about an entire galaxy of lives.
Hey! I take some offence from that.
Just because I'm a mass murderer.
Doesn't mean I can't be empathetic and whatnot.
I'm not...
But that's besides the point.
Also. I don't know why I haven't tried this yet.
I've had training on ice worlds.
So unless your imagination is really strong.
I think I can just swim across.
Blue proceeds to do so. Try to swim across that is.
-MC Freedom-
HMAS Victor appears beside the MC Freedom, but instead of firing on anybody, it activates a massive magnet to try to steal Tricky's stop sign.
Yes, that was the best use of a multi-million dollar super electromagnet.
Troll Siege Engine: 2/50
SIDE STATUS: RETURNED
2 +1s to Irecreeper
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 25/50
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 24/50
DONE X-Isotoper && Hydrogen Atoms (Put through enlarger) = X-Hydrostopper 5/5
X-Isotoper && Xenon Atoms = X-Xenostopper 4/5
NEW Element's ender && Doom Bullet = Doomender 2/9
..............................................................................................
THE END TIMES HAVE REBEGUN
..............................................................................................
>ARMY ATTACK
>TARGET: "Army of Platius"
>ATTACK
>TARGET: "Subspace Gunship"
>USE X-HYDROSTOPPER
Army Status:
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 4/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 9/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Baroqueback Bowtier 6/6!
Entropy Ingot && Chaos Pearl && Valved Essentia Tubing && Infinity Rune (Order) 2/???
I examine my brand new Sun, as well as the pool cue staff.
I then flash-step over to the nearest enemy, and nail them with a thick tome before they react. Of course, this was no ordinary book. It was The End is Nigh. Meteors fall from the sky, and strike said entity I bashed. That, and I cast Regicide on it.
Oh, yes; that reminds me. Was the Magic Cueball to be trusted? It had teal text, not white... whichever.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
The two of you walk in a relatively straight line across the meteor, making few turns. A few times, you have to catch his slim body before he slams into the floor. The two of you are completely silent along the way.
Heh.
Your friend stops suddenly and abruptly, slightly confusing you.
Dish... you hear something?
No. Why?
Shhh. Could you bring a light up?
You use up a fragment of your Scroll of Light to cause your skin to faintly glow. Kalare probably could have done this without breaking a sweat, but he... you know. The both of you can now faintly hear what sounds like arcane blasts and psionic energy colliding. Kalare peers up the stairs the two of you are currently walking up, prepared to pull out his wand if needed. Ill omens. (Of course, he does not know that he left his wand back in the common area. He does, however, have the Quills.)
Naveva. Can I tel you somethink in confidenence?
Sure.
I... sometims, I hear voices.
Finished last turn's End-of-Turn Battle. Keep posts to a minimum.
Stellar Energy Harness: 36/50
Elemental Retribution: 11/50
I heal the IST, throwing a Splash Potion of Healing DXVII on it.
Sword Damage: 24K/250K
Constructs: 3/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...