=ACTION=
I quickly build a mountain of chairs over K4yne's Army!
I then use the ARMISTYX in CHAIR-TO-ACID RAYGUN SCYTHE MODE and turn the chairs into acid, horribly burning the army!
=COMMAND=
MCR will use Chair-Railgun on K4yne's Army.
The Splinter Launchers will attack K4yne's Army. (ENERGY USED: 5)
Matchsticks will attack K4yne's Army.
The CHAIR-LEGION will attack K4yne's Army.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I launch a mega laser at the ring. It goes flying into a MYSTERIOUS SHRINE. The shrine teleports it to MORDOR, where it falls in lava (with or without Gollum)
I crush the Infernal Skeleton Titan's skull.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
"Well then. I don't know who you people are, or why you are doing what you are doing, but know this."
All 3 drones suddenly explode into a mass of gray energy. Through the mess of gray, the outlines of the drones are barely visible, but they are clearly not damaged in any way.
"THAT TECH IS COPYRIGHTED."
Overworld: I use NUKED on Pherix. The Control Core Tank whirs and shifts to a defensive position, reducing damage taken and counter-attacking enemies that attack it. Triple Threat (the 3 drones) flash-step to the ground and tear into the RTI troops, ripping them apart almost as easily as a single drone of mine ripped apart 12 policemen with laser rifles earlier.
Wilson's Dreamscape: I attach a rope to the Steel Gauntlet Heavy, then have it check the ice to see if it is safe to cross over.
Void: "Tear them apart." I command of my newly-made minions, trying to find something in my inventory.
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Living, badly mutated wolf through SCP-914 on Very Fine.
Furthest Ring's Dice 2/9
RPLS-SH Re-arming... 5/10
I spray the White Dwarf into the battle liberally, laughing insanely as chaos spreads!
I roll the Chthonic Octave!
The hull failing, the reactor overloading, every important part of the vessel burning, the Anachronism's AI sends one last message; "T4lly ho, good chap5!" and fires the ship's warp drive at thirty thousand percent of safe capacity, pointing directly at the Battlefield.
The colossal ship is a hyperdense cloud of high-energy tachyons moving at forty times the speed of light and accelerating when it impacts the Massive Battle of Armies, spraying ruin in every direction! {Count this as a multitarget attack with each of howevermany targets selected individually as if it where a Very Fine alchemy.}
20/50 The Queen
12/25 Health Care Package
11/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: More burning through the Chair Legion people with Hipppocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: Swallowing a chair Legion unit and throwing it back up at other Chair Legionaires.
---
Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 0%
MMMMPH: 55%
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
forgot, piono gains 120 energy
And about the Nexus army, all unit types have high offense and defense.
@blacksaint: Welcome to DTG, sorry if no one paid attention to your entry, if you hadn't noticed, we're basically in the middle of armageddon
9/11 for Abiit
5/9 for the Crystaljudger
I finish the Ring of Chaos
On the MC Freedom:
Tazz picks up the fallen armor of Sauron, then rushes piono with Super Smash and Fear No Anvil. Piono whips out Navitas Nox, and with an expenditure of 10 energy, then using his various alchemies, tries to fight off the smashers (twin decides damage/energy consumption)
With Sauron gone and Tricky still bouncing his way up to the MC Freedom, the various Youtubers are free to do their thing. In fact, one of them is going to use his special!
BeeBopVox uses Diamonds to you! on piono, bringing up his arms, and spraying a huge stream of diamonds at the rogue player, piono creates a wall of air, using up 20 energy to try and hold back the stream of blue, but finally, the shield breaks, piono is flung backwards by the stream of diamonds and takes 8 damage. BeeBopVox ascends.
Erelye asks his transparent magic cueball Trick'y weakness...
d̄᷇͆ͬ͊᷇̓f͎̠᷇ͫ͋᷇ͬg̈́᷇͗͌͑᷇̌o͇ͤ᷇̈᷇᷅͝u̴᷿̦̅᷇̅᷇l̷̅᷇̃᷇͟ͅk̶᷇͂̾᷇᷈͞n̸̛᷇̒ͥͭ᷇i̡̙̯᷇ͮ᷇᷾ṇ̃᷇ͫ̃᷇̒i̭̬̾᷇᷇̕͜n̯̱̪᷇͒̿᷇f̵̧̛̜͇᷇᷇l͖̯͈᷇͂᷇͘k̲᷇͐̏᷇ͤ͘g̦̳̪ͪ᷇᷈᷇n̐᷇̾̉᷄᷇ͦ
Tricky cackles madly. It seems the magic cueball, regardless of whether it knows the answer, is incapable of answering it.
On the ground:
Engie's drones flash step to the ground... And find themselves up against soldiers that can *gasp* actually stand up to them. The Ragnarok Training Initiative is no joke engie. These guys are wielding modified engietech weapons, and are boosted by improbability drive enhanced training. The commandos, if not the ground troops, are capable of flash stepping as well, and the ground troops are going to be laying doomsday weaponry fire on your drones quite thick. You'll still take some down, but it isn't going to be a curbstomp fight.
The Mysterious Stranger leaps into battle against a random single powerful Godmodder-aligned unit [by this, I mean almost like a boss fight, one on one. And no making him target the Godmodder]
Keep attacking, Noob army! Hmmm, how many troops do I have to clear before I can start attack K4yne himself?
I do a standard LONG DIVISION attack with Forge's Light on that injured engineer. I guess I'd best save the other two shots of the cannon for the godmodder's "real" army...
I throw a lance at the Chain Meter. A lance... made of BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!eleven!!!!!¡¡!
On the Freedom: I quickly backflip off of the Youtuber I just killed and land on another. I slash him across the neck.
Fourth Wall: Serpent slowly backs away, unaware of the spell's properties. AND... WHY... SHOULD I. TRUST YOU? YOU MIGHT. JUST HAVE HIM. KILL ME. AFTERWARD.
Serpent lifts her Unagi Blade protectively.
How long is the cooldown on the spoil i have?
Well, saint if you insist... it doesnt matter to me on what i can do my experiments. *devilish grin*
Recreating the Master Emerald: 9/11
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = Song of Pain 2/?
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 7)
>Combat Tech: Lowdown LVL 10 - Unending on the mysterious stranger!
+1 to the chain!
I teleport behind a foxy animatronic, then I teleport in front of its face and SCREAM LIKE CRAZY! Then, I RIP out all the animatronic parts and stuff them into a human suit! MOO WAH HAH HAH!
And then I shoot it with Arcum Dei, just for the attack bonus.
I stare at the "Mysterious Stranger."(sarcastic quotes)
"Well if you're that strong go fight Piono. I'm sure he'll entertain your delusions of grandeur."
Hmmm. "Yo Godmodder. Mind making an Update Terminal regardless? Just for the heck of it." I then shake the Magic Cue Ball and ask it how to fake being a First Guardian.
I summon Dark Mobster Kingpin to fight with the Midnight Crew. I also use all the Trickster troll weapons on Death and drop Jeffing Awesome on it.
Hmmm. Not sure I've actually gotten around to using the Revenge. I start by doing a sweet flip into the air, then slam down, cutting down a large amount of Piono's army. I then cleave through some Soldiers and burn them with my Sick Fires. Wait I mean Green Sun fires. I then fire a blast of pure .jpeg at the Cavalry, causing them to glitch out heavily.
Oh joy, Piono is perpetuating his pseudo-meta-autokismesissitude and saying only *he* can hurt himself. :mspa:
Orb of Luck 4/??
Pumpkinsucker 8/11
Sunshining Sucker 5/11
I fly up to a Fury and preform a ←+A for maximum knockback. The S3 Archailects ditch the Terror Enderdragon's corpse in favor of completely annihilating the Upside-Down Specters with a storm of black holes.
Fort Repair: I abandon the Fort repairs and transfer it over into building a Death Field for Terragen City!
Planet Pushing: 2/7
Death Field: 1/9
I walk up to a foxy animatronic and inform him(her?) of its impending obsolesence-because five nights at freddys 2 is apparently out, under the guise of a simple demo.
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: CO:Reacharound on Kayne's army
Blue's Fleet: Target Serpent's army
HMAS Victor: Mini IC Serpent's Army
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man:
Nomblequest: Shoot da enemies
MC Freedom: Chase after Tricky + Below
-Dreamscape-
Dammit, Wilson.
Stop feeling guilty.
I've caused the deaths of countless people.
Yet you don't see me sulking about it.
... I'm not very good at this whole empathy thing.
Let me try something.
Blue wakes up, grabs a blanket and looks for a pill bottle, then falls back asleep. The point of this was to bring the two items with her. If this works, she'll give them to Wilson. The bottle contains happiness pills. Designed for human use, so may be risky.
-MC Freedom-
Piono.
There's a difference between keeping your promises.
And being trustworthy.
The first is debatable.
I doubt you are the second.
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>that moment when you forget to make your army attack
>whoops
=CHARGE=
-12 / 15- MCR: Summon Chair-God
-8 / 50- Glitch
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly build a mountain of chairs over K4yne's Army!
I then use the ARMISTYX in CHAIR-TO-ACID RAYGUN SCYTHE MODE and turn the chairs into acid, horribly burning the army!
=COMMAND=
MCR will use Chair-Railgun on K4yne's Army.
The Splinter Launchers will attack K4yne's Army. (ENERGY USED: 5)
Matchsticks will attack K4yne's Army.
The CHAIR-LEGION will attack K4yne's Army.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I crush the Infernal Skeleton Titan's skull.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
A Rancid Cheese Wedge: [18/20]
"Well then. I don't know who you people are, or why you are doing what you are doing, but know this."
All 3 drones suddenly explode into a mass of gray energy. Through the mess of gray, the outlines of the drones are barely visible, but they are clearly not damaged in any way.
"THAT TECH IS COPYRIGHTED."
Overworld: I use NUKED on Pherix. The Control Core Tank whirs and shifts to a defensive position, reducing damage taken and counter-attacking enemies that attack it. Triple Threat (the 3 drones) flash-step to the ground and tear into the RTI troops, ripping them apart almost as easily as a single drone of mine ripped apart 12 policemen with laser rifles earlier.
Wilson's Dreamscape: I attach a rope to the Steel Gauntlet Heavy, then have it check the ice to see if it is safe to cross over.
Void: "Tear them apart." I command of my newly-made minions, trying to find something in my inventory.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Furthest Ring's Dice 2/9
RPLS-SH Re-arming... 5/10
I spray the White Dwarf into the battle liberally, laughing insanely as chaos spreads!
I roll the Chthonic Octave!
The hull failing, the reactor overloading, every important part of the vessel burning, the Anachronism's AI sends one last message; "T4lly ho, good chap5!" and fires the ship's warp drive at thirty thousand percent of safe capacity, pointing directly at the Battlefield.
The colossal ship is a hyperdense cloud of high-energy tachyons moving at forty times the speed of light and accelerating when it impacts the Massive Battle of Armies, spraying ruin in every direction! {Count this as a multitarget attack with each of howevermany targets selected individually as if it where a Very Fine alchemy.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
12/25 Health Care Package
11/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: More burning through the Chair Legion people with Hipppocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: Swallowing a chair Legion unit and throwing it back up at other Chair Legionaires.
---
Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 0%
MMMMPH: 55%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
iii: 49/50 +1 self
iv: 31/50 +1 self
v: 7/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: ===>
Leonstar1: I attempt to use zodiac array again. I use it on myself if it is good, or on the death army if it is bad.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 100
100 HOLY MACKERELS GAMMAS ACHIEVED
!!1 HOLY MACKEREL BETA UNLOCKED!!
And about the Nexus army, all unit types have high offense and defense.
@blacksaint: Welcome to DTG, sorry if no one paid attention to your entry, if you hadn't noticed, we're basically in the middle of armageddon
9/11 for Abiit
5/9 for the Crystaljudger
I finish the Ring of Chaos
On the MC Freedom:
Tazz picks up the fallen armor of Sauron, then rushes piono with Super Smash and Fear No Anvil. Piono whips out Navitas Nox, and with an expenditure of 10 energy, then using his various alchemies, tries to fight off the smashers (twin decides damage/energy consumption)
With Sauron gone and Tricky still bouncing his way up to the MC Freedom, the various Youtubers are free to do their thing. In fact, one of them is going to use his special!
BeeBopVox uses Diamonds to you! on piono, bringing up his arms, and spraying a huge stream of diamonds at the rogue player, piono creates a wall of air, using up 20 energy to try and hold back the stream of blue, but finally, the shield breaks, piono is flung backwards by the stream of diamonds and takes 8 damage. BeeBopVox ascends.
Erelye asks his transparent magic cueball Trick'y weakness...
d̄᷇͆ͬ͊᷇̓f͎̠᷇ͫ͋᷇ͬg̈́᷇͗͌͑᷇̌o͇ͤ᷇̈᷇᷅͝u̴᷿̦̅᷇̅᷇l̷̅᷇̃᷇͟ͅk̶᷇͂̾᷇᷈͞n̸̛᷇̒ͥͭ᷇i̡̙̯᷇ͮ᷇᷾ṇ̃᷇ͫ̃᷇̒i̭̬̾᷇᷇̕͜n̯̱̪᷇͒̿᷇f̵̧̛̜͇᷇᷇l͖̯͈᷇͂᷇͘k̲᷇͐̏᷇ͤ͘g̦̳̪ͪ᷇᷈᷇n̐᷇̾̉᷄᷇ͦ
Tricky cackles madly. It seems the magic cueball, regardless of whether it knows the answer, is incapable of answering it.
On the ground:
Engie's drones flash step to the ground... And find themselves up against soldiers that can *gasp* actually stand up to them. The Ragnarok Training Initiative is no joke engie. These guys are wielding modified engietech weapons, and are boosted by improbability drive enhanced training. The commandos, if not the ground troops, are capable of flash stepping as well, and the ground troops are going to be laying doomsday weaponry fire on your drones quite thick. You'll still take some down, but it isn't going to be a curbstomp fight.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
13/25 Health Care Package
12/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: More burning through the Chair Legion people with Hipppocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: Netheraria rampage through you know who's army.
---
Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 0%
MMMMPH: 66%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I do a standard LONG DIVISION attack with Forge's Light on that injured engineer. I guess I'd best save the other two shots of the cannon for the godmodder's "real" army...
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
On the Freedom: I quickly backflip off of the Youtuber I just killed and land on another. I slash him across the neck.
Fourth Wall: Serpent slowly backs away, unaware of the spell's properties. AND... WHY... SHOULD I. TRUST YOU? YOU MIGHT. JUST HAVE HIM. KILL ME. AFTERWARD.
Serpent lifts her Unagi Blade protectively.
Oh no
Well, saint if you insist... it doesnt matter to me on what i can do my experiments. *devilish grin*
Recreating the Master Emerald: 9/11
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = Song of Pain 2/?
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 7)
>Combat Tech: Lowdown LVL 10 - Unending on the mysterious stranger!
+1 to the chain!
INVENTORY
And then I shoot it with Arcum Dei, just for the attack bonus.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Action 1/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 32/50
Elemental Retribution: 7/50
I heal the IST (Infernal Skeleton Titan).
Sword Damage: 14K/250K
Constructs: 3/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I bomb Beldam with an energy blast.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
"Well if you're that strong go fight Piono. I'm sure he'll entertain your delusions of grandeur."
Hmmm. "Yo Godmodder. Mind making an Update Terminal regardless? Just for the heck of it." I then shake the Magic Cue Ball and ask it how to fake being a First Guardian.
I summon Dark Mobster Kingpin to fight with the Midnight Crew. I also use all the Trickster troll weapons on Death and drop Jeffing Awesome on it.
Hmmm. Not sure I've actually gotten around to using the Revenge. I start by doing a sweet flip into the air, then slam down, cutting down a large amount of Piono's army. I then cleave through some Soldiers and burn them with my Sick Fires. Wait I mean Green Sun fires. I then fire a blast of pure .jpeg at the Cavalry, causing them to glitch out heavily.
Oh joy, Piono is perpetuating his pseudo-meta-autokismesissitude and saying only *he* can hurt himself. :mspa:
Orb of Luck 4/??
Pumpkinsucker 8/11
Sunshining Sucker 5/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I fly up to a Fury and preform a ←+A for maximum knockback. The S3 Archailects ditch the Terror Enderdragon's corpse in favor of completely annihilating the Upside-Down Specters with a storm of black holes.
Fort Repair: I abandon the Fort repairs and transfer it over into building a Death Field for Terragen City!
Planet Pushing: 2/7
Death Field: 1/9
He scream
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: CO:Reacharound on Kayne's army
Blue's Fleet: Target Serpent's army
HMAS Victor: Mini IC Serpent's Army
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man:
Nomblequest: Shoot da enemies
MC Freedom: Chase after Tricky + Below
-Dreamscape-
Dammit, Wilson.
Stop feeling guilty.
I've caused the deaths of countless people.
Yet you don't see me sulking about it.
... I'm not very good at this whole empathy thing.
Let me try something.
Blue wakes up, grabs a blanket and looks for a pill bottle, then falls back asleep. The point of this was to bring the two items with her. If this works, she'll give them to Wilson. The bottle contains happiness pills. Designed for human use, so may be risky.
-MC Freedom-
Piono.
There's a difference between keeping your promises.
And being trustworthy.
The first is debatable.
I doubt you are the second.